Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: This is an honest question and the answers will not
Speaker 1: be judged at all. The question really is what are
Speaker 1: we all think is the most bogan thing you own?
Speaker 3: So I'll go first. I would say it's a very
Speaker 3: large and I love this thing, eski.
Speaker 1: This is a common kind of thing for Bogans, isn't it.
Speaker 3: And I love the eski.
Speaker 1: But I keep it hidden away in the garage and
Speaker 1: when any time I get out, when friends around, I
Speaker 1: try and tuck it in a corner.
Speaker 3: I fear being judged because.
Speaker 4: You're allowed to have any Yeah, do you think so?
Speaker 4: If you were you, if you kept it in the
Speaker 4: kitchen twenty four to seven it was like another fridge,
Speaker 4: then yes, that's too much.
Speaker 3: It's a good idea.
Speaker 1: I love that actually, just by by the couch, you know,
Speaker 1: instead of having to walk over to the fridge to
Speaker 1: get a cold beer.
Speaker 3: Also, you were within your eyes very Now, Jack, what
Speaker 3: do you think is the most bogan thing.
Speaker 4: You I'm going to tell you about something that when
Speaker 4: we were growing up, my nan and Pa had at
Speaker 4: their house. You know, when you walk into a milk
Speaker 4: bar and they've got those plastic strips on the door
Speaker 4: to keep the tassels. Yeah, white dad, granddad had them
Speaker 4: on their front door.
Speaker 3: You're kidding anywhere.
Speaker 5: Jack, Everyone had those in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't watch out, watch out Jack, You say ugly, she
Speaker 1: says everyone everyone had.
Speaker 5: Them, No, that they did.
Speaker 4: Did you have plastic strips at once?
Speaker 3: Say? Yeah?
Speaker 5: And the fly strip that used to My nana had
Speaker 5: a fly strip that would you know, collect the flies
Speaker 5: like they'd stick to it, and then she'd replace it
Speaker 5: like once a month, and it did hang from the roof.
Speaker 3: But this is different those tacitly things. You're right. Shops
Speaker 3: had them that you were.
Speaker 4: These are full to separate the full through the door.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And they're all like multi colored.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. There were multi colored.
Speaker 1: I remember we had remember the old days of the
Speaker 1: sort of high street video rental place, Yes, the little
Speaker 1: towne that I grew up in art with, I think
Speaker 1: it is called video rentals, And I remember they had
Speaker 1: the main bit where you could get like Commando Predator.
Speaker 3: Then there was a.
Speaker 2: Tasseled doorway you could get adult movies. And I always
Speaker 2: used to try and peer in there and you see
Speaker 2: like furtive men not talking, only men in there obviously
Speaker 2: looking at some kind of oddlooking movie.
Speaker 1: They had tassels adult movies and it was like it
Speaker 1: was like a portal to a cave into another world.
Speaker 1: And whenever you'd see a man come through the tassels,
Speaker 1: they would literally like the speed of an NRL player
Speaker 1: and going for the ball, just head down and moved
Speaker 1: so quickly to the till and.
Speaker 3: They have the money, good to go. There was no
Speaker 3: way for change.
Speaker 4: Probably sandwich between two normal weeklies have flobber at the front,
Speaker 4: so you're not getting well.
Speaker 1: No, there might be a bit too much personal detail there, Jack,
Speaker 1: don't ever ever used don't use the word.
Speaker 3: Movie like flubber born under flopper a reference.
Speaker 1: Yes, o big busty ladies and flowber by something for
Speaker 1: me the kids, Ria, What do you think it is
Speaker 1: the most.
Speaker 3: Other than a DV flopper.
Speaker 6: Sharehouse. We used to have a wall mounted wooden goon
Speaker 6: sack holder, so you can you still get.
Speaker 1: Them now, beautiful fingure.
Speaker 6: It's classy because you come back here and get your
Speaker 6: fruity Lexi and you you pop it, pop it in
Speaker 6: the cardboard and then it's just there.
Speaker 3: Whenever you are permanently, permanently your own mini bar.
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: If one bag wasn't classy enough to put.
Speaker 1: Hunted, it's amazing. How come no one has down that
Speaker 1: on the block.
Speaker 3: You win it.
Speaker 1: Scotchy Can would blow his mind, and those judges, wow,
Speaker 1: look at the women he've blended this into.
Speaker 3: It's a talking point. Good back, you just won the blog.
Speaker 3: All right? What is the most bogan thing you own?
Speaker 3: No judgment here, okay the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Be honest, what is the most bogan thing you own?
Speaker 1: I've got another one to top on to the eski.
Speaker 1: It's a camping chair. I do not go camping, but
Speaker 1: I love this again, Oh my god, this camping I
Speaker 1: got it from Anaconda. It's called the June four wheel
Speaker 1: drive and it is t one hundred and ten bucks.
Speaker 1: It is the single most comfortable chair that I own, right,
Speaker 1: and I had it for years and then wonder I
Speaker 1: couldn't find it.
Speaker 3: My wife just.
Speaker 1: Said, oh I threw it out the other day, awful thing,
Speaker 1: and I was so upset. Tim months later it was
Speaker 1: Christmas and she bought it a really badly wrapped camping chair,
Speaker 1: and I then spent the rest.
Speaker 3: Of Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: Even when we're having our chair, I moved away the
Speaker 1: normal table chat and sat in my chat now a
Speaker 1: mad Bogan king and I've never been happier.
Speaker 3: Inside camping jet. Not a good Bogan it felt great. Christian.
Speaker 1: The house I'm renting at the moment has those plastic
Speaker 1: tassels Jack was talking about on the front and back doors.
Speaker 1: They're colored blue and white, and I am a fan.
Speaker 1: Christian side note, not the most Bogan thing I own,
Speaker 1: but it is the nerdiest. A life size cut out
Speaker 1: of Gandolf in my lounge room.
Speaker 3: Look if you're under sixteen, it's okay.
Speaker 1: If you're over sixteen, Christian of my house, the we
Speaker 1: have the most Bogan outdoor accessory, the PVC stubby holder.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, we've got a whole collection of those.
Speaker 3: Well what I don't even know what that is. It
Speaker 3: keeps you cold?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what you're making out of the PBC piping.
Speaker 3: It was just a near preing material.
Speaker 5: Like the old This key is the blue and when
Speaker 5: I think of PVC, I think of that pipe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, interesting means what's up?
Speaker 3: What's up? My friend has one?
Speaker 6: It is a pipe which where you put your storyholders in,
Speaker 6: so it's a big pipe.
Speaker 3: And they see through transparent ones.
Speaker 6: Take stubby hold another one like the tube.
Speaker 3: They put the money in at the super.
Speaker 1: They should have that, shouldn't they just load up to
Speaker 1: chuck another one right into your fist?
Speaker 4: That is Look.
Speaker 1: Every Friday, my brothers and I would have to agree
Speaker 1: on a movie to rent at video easy spelled eased.
Speaker 1: Why of course I always chose flubber Christian. Until I
Speaker 1: heard Jack's comments earlier, I didn't realize I was removing
Speaker 1: a horny camouflage, a flubber buffer. See now, I know
Speaker 1: you are a bit of a Bogan, deny.
Speaker 5: It, but you're not a Bogan. Oh yeah, we are.
Speaker 5: We live in the West. No, no, no, no, you're
Speaker 5: not a I probably am because I own moccasins and
Speaker 5: the other I.
Speaker 1: Think I think that that's a foot whether that's common
Speaker 1: all over the world, we have them in the UK.
Speaker 5: Really well started in the West. I reckon, started in Bogan.
Speaker 4: Reckon, I reckon, you can go more Bogan. I reckon.
Speaker 4: If we had a stroll through your house, we.
Speaker 3: Find what are you saying? She was in Bogan towns?
Speaker 4: Didn't you tell us once that you have Do you
Speaker 4: have like a Buddhist statue water feature out the backyard?
Speaker 5: No, I don't have Buddher water. That's not Bogan water feature.
Speaker 3: Is the water feature is? Yeah?
Speaker 5: It is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And it's not water. It's like VB or
Speaker 1: something around.
Speaker 5: I wish it was miscado.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome, all right, participating.
Speaker 3: What is the most Bogan thing you own?
Speaker 7: I own two barbecues, a small barbecue and a large barbecue.
Speaker 1: What hut like a Gordon Ramsey sets up out there
Speaker 1: like a full kitchen.
Speaker 7: Yeah. We you just never know when the family's coming around.
Speaker 7: You just want all options. So one of them has
Speaker 7: like the flat plate and the grill, and then the
Speaker 7: other one only has the grill and it's just a
Speaker 7: bit smaller that we can like take it camping with
Speaker 7: us if we know we can pop.
Speaker 3: Into back Can you win?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 3: Two? So two outdoor barbecues next to each other.
Speaker 7: Literally this is my backyard. If you're looking at my house,
Speaker 7: it goes big barbecue door to the inside, little barbecue,
Speaker 7: outdoor fridge and flat screen Teva.
Speaker 3: Big. That is amazing the outdoor TV. I aspire to
Speaker 3: that in my camping chair.
Speaker 7: Up your escue. Mine has wheels, so it's you've.
Speaker 1: Got the handle with the wheels, yeah, yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's got the little tiny holder in the top as well,
Speaker 1: two little tinea holders.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it has the two and.
Speaker 7: It also has the fish measurer.
Speaker 3: So if I got fishing, that's a higher level than me. Wow.
Speaker 1: Wow, you are bogan plus, Thank you very much. I
Speaker 1: reckon you might be one of the most bogan people
Speaker 1: in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Actually, growing up I also had the singing fish on
Speaker 7: the bar. That might.
Speaker 4: This is too many cliches.
Speaker 3: One person was made out.
Speaker 7: Of wood, Yeah, from our local wood guy who also
Speaker 7: made our chopping boards for us.
Speaker 1: Right, this is amazing, all right, keep this going. What
Speaker 1: is the most bogan thing you own?
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