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<v Speaker 1>Got anything good.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an honest question and the answers will not

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<v Speaker 1>be judged at all. The question really is what are

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<v Speaker 1>we all think is the most bogan thing you own?

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<v Speaker 3>So I'll go first. I would say it's a very

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<v Speaker 3>large and I love this thing, eski.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a common kind of thing for Bogans, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I love the eski.

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<v Speaker 1>But I keep it hidden away in the garage and

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<v Speaker 1>when any time I get out, when friends around, I

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<v Speaker 1>try and tuck it in a corner.

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<v Speaker 3>I fear being judged because.

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<v Speaker 4>You're allowed to have any Yeah, do you think so?

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<v Speaker 4>If you were you, if you kept it in the

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<v Speaker 4>kitchen twenty four to seven it was like another fridge,

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<v Speaker 4>then yes, that's too much.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that actually, just by by the couch, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of having to walk over to the fridge to

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<v Speaker 1>get a cold beer.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, you were within your eyes very Now, Jack, what

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<v Speaker 3>do you think is the most bogan thing.

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<v Speaker 4>You I'm going to tell you about something that when

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<v Speaker 4>we were growing up, my nan and Pa had at

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<v Speaker 4>their house. You know, when you walk into a milk

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<v Speaker 4>bar and they've got those plastic strips on the door

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<v Speaker 4>to keep the tassels. Yeah, white dad, granddad had them

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<v Speaker 4>on their front door.

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<v Speaker 3>You're kidding anywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>Jack, Everyone had those in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Three.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't watch out, watch out Jack, You say ugly, she

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<v Speaker 1>says everyone everyone had.

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<v Speaker 5>Them, No, that they did.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you have plastic strips at once?

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<v Speaker 3>Say? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>And the fly strip that used to My nana had

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<v Speaker 5>a fly strip that would you know, collect the flies

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<v Speaker 5>like they'd stick to it, and then she'd replace it

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<v Speaker 5>like once a month, and it did hang from the roof.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is different those tacitly things. You're right. Shops

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<v Speaker 3>had them that you were.

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<v Speaker 4>These are full to separate the full through the door.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>And they're all like multi colored.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's it. There were multi colored.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember we had remember the old days of the

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<v Speaker 1>sort of high street video rental place, Yes, the little

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<v Speaker 1>towne that I grew up in art with, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it is called video rentals, And I remember they had

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<v Speaker 1>the main bit where you could get like Commando Predator.

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<v Speaker 3>Then there was a.

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<v Speaker 2>Tasseled doorway you could get adult movies. And I always

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<v Speaker 2>used to try and peer in there and you see

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<v Speaker 2>like furtive men not talking, only men in there obviously

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<v Speaker 2>looking at some kind of oddlooking movie.

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<v Speaker 1>They had tassels adult movies and it was like it

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<v Speaker 1>was like a portal to a cave into another world.

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<v Speaker 1>And whenever you'd see a man come through the tassels,

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<v Speaker 1>they would literally like the speed of an NRL player

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<v Speaker 1>and going for the ball, just head down and moved

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<v Speaker 1>so quickly to the till and.

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<v Speaker 3>They have the money, good to go. There was no

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<v Speaker 3>way for change.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably sandwich between two normal weeklies have flobber at the front,

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<v Speaker 4>so you're not getting well.

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<v Speaker 1>No, there might be a bit too much personal detail there, Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>don't ever ever used don't use the word.

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<v Speaker 3>Movie like flubber born under flopper a reference.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, o big busty ladies and flowber by something for

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<v Speaker 1>me the kids, Ria, What do you think it is

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<v Speaker 1>the most.

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<v Speaker 3>Other than a DV flopper.

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<v Speaker 6>Sharehouse. We used to have a wall mounted wooden goon

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<v Speaker 6>sack holder, so you can you still get.

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<v Speaker 1>Them now, beautiful fingure.

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<v Speaker 6>It's classy because you come back here and get your

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<v Speaker 6>fruity Lexi and you you pop it, pop it in

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<v Speaker 6>the cardboard and then it's just there.

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<v Speaker 3>Whenever you are permanently, permanently your own mini bar.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>If one bag wasn't classy enough to put.

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<v Speaker 1>Hunted, it's amazing. How come no one has down that

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<v Speaker 1>on the block.

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<v Speaker 3>You win it.

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<v Speaker 1>Scotchy Can would blow his mind, and those judges, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>look at the women he've blended this into.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a talking point. Good back, you just won the blog.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? What is the most bogan thing you own?

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<v Speaker 3>No judgment here, okay the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Be honest, what is the most bogan thing you own?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got another one to top on to the eski.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a camping chair. I do not go camping, but

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<v Speaker 1>I love this again, Oh my god, this camping I

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<v Speaker 1>got it from Anaconda. It's called the June four wheel

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<v Speaker 1>drive and it is t one hundred and ten bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the single most comfortable chair that I own, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had it for years and then wonder I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't find it.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife just.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, oh I threw it out the other day, awful thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was so upset. Tim months later it was

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas and she bought it a really badly wrapped camping chair,

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<v Speaker 1>and I then spent the rest.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Even when we're having our chair, I moved away the

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<v Speaker 1>normal table chat and sat in my chat now a

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<v Speaker 1>mad Bogan king and I've never been happier.

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<v Speaker 3>Inside camping jet. Not a good Bogan it felt great. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>The house I'm renting at the moment has those plastic

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<v Speaker 1>tassels Jack was talking about on the front and back doors.

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<v Speaker 1>They're colored blue and white, and I am a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian side note, not the most Bogan thing I own,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is the nerdiest. A life size cut out

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<v Speaker 1>of Gandolf in my lounge room.

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<v Speaker 3>Look if you're under sixteen, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're over sixteen, Christian of my house, the we

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<v Speaker 1>have the most Bogan outdoor accessory, the PVC stubby holder.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes, we've got a whole collection of those.

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<v Speaker 3>Well what I don't even know what that is. It

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<v Speaker 3>keeps you cold?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but what you're making out of the PBC piping.

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<v Speaker 3>It was just a near preing material.

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<v Speaker 5>Like the old This key is the blue and when

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<v Speaker 5>I think of PVC, I think of that pipe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no, interesting means what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up? My friend has one?

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<v Speaker 6>It is a pipe which where you put your storyholders in,

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<v Speaker 6>so it's a big pipe.

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<v Speaker 3>And they see through transparent ones.

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<v Speaker 6>Take stubby hold another one like the tube.

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<v Speaker 3>They put the money in at the super.

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<v Speaker 1>They should have that, shouldn't they just load up to

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<v Speaker 1>chuck another one right into your fist?

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<v Speaker 4>That is Look.

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<v Speaker 1>Every Friday, my brothers and I would have to agree

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<v Speaker 1>on a movie to rent at video easy spelled eased.

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<v Speaker 1>Why of course I always chose flubber Christian. Until I

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<v Speaker 1>heard Jack's comments earlier, I didn't realize I was removing

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<v Speaker 1>a horny camouflage, a flubber buffer. See now, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you are a bit of a Bogan, deny.

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<v Speaker 5>It, but you're not a Bogan. Oh yeah, we are.

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<v Speaker 5>We live in the West. No, no, no, no, you're

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<v Speaker 5>not a I probably am because I own moccasins and

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<v Speaker 5>the other I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think I think that that's a foot whether that's common

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<v Speaker 1>all over the world, we have them in the UK.

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<v Speaker 5>Really well started in the West. I reckon, started in Bogan.

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<v Speaker 4>Reckon, I reckon, you can go more Bogan. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 4>If we had a stroll through your house, we.

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<v Speaker 3>Find what are you saying? She was in Bogan towns?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't you tell us once that you have Do you

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<v Speaker 4>have like a Buddhist statue water feature out the backyard?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't have Buddher water. That's not Bogan water feature.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the water feature is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>It is?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And it's not water. It's like VB or

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<v Speaker 1>something around.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish it was miscado.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be awesome, all right, participating.

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<v Speaker 3>What is the most Bogan thing you own?

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<v Speaker 7>I own two barbecues, a small barbecue and a large barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>What hut like a Gordon Ramsey sets up out there

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<v Speaker 1>like a full kitchen.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. We you just never know when the family's coming around.

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<v Speaker 7>You just want all options. So one of them has

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<v Speaker 7>like the flat plate and the grill, and then the

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<v Speaker 7>other one only has the grill and it's just a

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<v Speaker 7>bit smaller that we can like take it camping with

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<v Speaker 7>us if we know we can pop.

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<v Speaker 3>Into back Can you win?

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<v Speaker 6>Wow?

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<v Speaker 3>Two? So two outdoor barbecues next to each other.

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<v Speaker 7>Literally this is my backyard. If you're looking at my house,

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<v Speaker 7>it goes big barbecue door to the inside, little barbecue,

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<v Speaker 7>outdoor fridge and flat screen Teva.

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<v Speaker 3>Big. That is amazing the outdoor TV. I aspire to

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<v Speaker 3>that in my camping chair.

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<v Speaker 7>Up your escue. Mine has wheels, so it's you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got the handle with the wheels, yeah, yeah, yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's got the little tiny holder in the top as well,

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<v Speaker 1>two little tinea holders.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it has the two and.

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<v Speaker 7>It also has the fish measurer.

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<v Speaker 3>So if I got fishing, that's a higher level than me. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you are bogan plus, Thank you very much. I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon you might be one of the most bogan people

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<v Speaker 1>in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually, growing up I also had the singing fish on

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<v Speaker 7>the bar. That might.

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<v Speaker 4>This is too many cliches.

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<v Speaker 3>One person was made out.

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<v Speaker 7>Of wood, Yeah, from our local wood guy who also

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<v Speaker 7>made our chopping boards for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, this is amazing, all right, keep this going. What

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<v Speaker 1>is the most bogan thing you own?

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