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Speaker 4: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your bizarre injuries today. After going called
Speaker 2: Nick Harrison, it must have been so excited to be
Speaker 2: selected to the coin toss at the MCG does the
Speaker 2: coin toss and immediately as soon as the coin leaves
Speaker 2: his thumb.
Speaker 1: Ham a stream. I thought he was doing it to
Speaker 1: be funny. Yeah, I thought it was a bit bitch.
Speaker 5: Yes, there were people with the Essendon game. There was
Speaker 5: some smart ass little kid who did the same and
Speaker 5: pretended that he pulled a hand.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's become a thing now. It's a new
Speaker 2: dabbing guys. Do you ever dabbing.
Speaker 1: Challenge?
Speaker 2: Yes, So we're looking for your bizarre injury stories. Around
Speaker 2: thirteen fifty five twenty two, Hello to agent. Listening online
Speaker 2: now on the iHeart platform in Yorkshire in the UK.
Speaker 2: If you've seen the TV show brilliant TV show, please
Speaker 2: detect a show called Happy Valley.
Speaker 1: That's way listener. Adrian is right now. Oh beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian, I was on the couch couple weeks ago,
Speaker 2: leant forward to pick up my mugga coffee, slipped a
Speaker 2: disc in my back.
Speaker 1: Off work for weeks in agony.
Speaker 2: Finding how quickly our bodies can go from being okay,
Speaker 2: it's suddenly in a world of pain.
Speaker 1: You're never safe, evening the coin toss.
Speaker 2: Now, Kaitline, your friend, please tell everyone how they hurt
Speaker 2: their finger.
Speaker 6: My best friend was at the cricket one day. She
Speaker 6: got the sunscreen out and went to do a little
Speaker 6: pump of the sunscreen, snapped her tendon in her finger.
Speaker 2: Oh so you wouldn't think you need to do warming
Speaker 2: up exercises before you using a slipslop, would you?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 4: At all?
Speaker 6: Like? She literally just was like, oh, just you know,
Speaker 6: pump one and then just heard this big snap and
Speaker 6: her finger wouldn't move back to straight. It was just
Speaker 6: like this, and she has it surgically reattached her.
Speaker 2: Caitlin's showing us the various movies and her fingers. We're
Speaker 2: on the radio, mate, and they've been drinking your way
Speaker 2: around issued the last two weeks. And also, uh, just
Speaker 2: remember radio etiquette as well, never used the phrase pump
Speaker 2: one out. Let's just turn that microphone off. Maybe next
Speaker 2: week we come and from when she tried out of it.
Speaker 2: You know, tell wine House out there producing the show.
Speaker 2: Let's go, let's go to Rob.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Rob, good Christian?
Speaker 2: Now I am yeah, yeah, no, great and Rob, what's
Speaker 2: your bersign?
Speaker 7: But you've got you got to get a kick out
Speaker 7: of this one. I was asleep at home one night,
Speaker 7: got in the mum sewing basket. I would have to
Speaker 7: go up and go to the toilet, force a step
Speaker 7: went down, bounced through a antique queen and table, seven
Speaker 7: stitches in the chin, bruise, rib, fractioned rib, punctured blas
Speaker 7: and broche cut slash the kidney. Oh my gosh, I
Speaker 7: imagine the brightest threads you could think of.
Speaker 8: That's the color of what I was passing.
Speaker 1: Clarics everywhere next to the details. Oh god.
Speaker 7: And I had to spend three weeks fling me back
Speaker 7: in hospital.
Speaker 1: Poor thing. You know he didn't die?
Speaker 7: Oh tell me about it? Well twenty five. Well, you
Speaker 7: know I'm an ambo Christian. I'm twenty five percent of
Speaker 7: your blood goes straight to your.
Speaker 1: Kidneys, does it? Really?
Speaker 2: We've all learned something this morning. I did not know
Speaker 2: that bloody hell I mean, you are lucky to be alive.
Speaker 7: What in story all these things happen? And the funny
Speaker 7: thing was, I'll staying cold sober.
Speaker 1: Wow, it's not that funny. No one's laughing, right, have
Speaker 1: a laugh. I don't rob. Thank you very much. You
Speaker 1: called me. Nice to hear from you.
Speaker 7: Cher's right.
Speaker 2: Take care, Anna, Good morning, Anna, Good morning.
Speaker 1: Good morning Anna. You just take your time, then, my friend.
Speaker 1: Don't worry all the time of the morne. Anne. Are
Speaker 1: you ready?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's do it. You're right, you're have you actually
Speaker 2: coffee or your tea this morning?
Speaker 6: Anna?
Speaker 1: Are you in the rush?
Speaker 3: I had no, not in the rush.
Speaker 8: I'm just stuck on the free.
Speaker 1: Traffic already on the ring road. Yep. Now listen, Anna,
Speaker 1: what's your bizarre injury story? Mate?
Speaker 3: So I disploicated my knee sneezing what.
Speaker 1: It just sneezed? Knee out?
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Basically, I was in the kitchen and I was making
Speaker 3: this was like a while ago. I've had it picked since,
Speaker 3: but it had dislocated so many times that it was
Speaker 3: like any any sort of sudden movement and it could dislocate.
Speaker 3: So I was in the kitchen one morning preparing breakfast
Speaker 3: for the kids, and I had to sneeze, so I
Speaker 3: did like a half body turn so I wouldn't sneeze
Speaker 3: on food, and my knee dislocated and I just went
Speaker 3: down like on the ground. And then my toddler daughter
Speaker 3: comes around the corner.
Speaker 8: She says, Mommy, why.
Speaker 3: Are you on the floor.
Speaker 1: I've just taken a knee.
Speaker 2: I always do it, just like a little prayer before
Speaker 2: trying to get through the morning school rush with you guys. Yep, Anna,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You killed my have a good week. Thanks you going
Speaker 1: the show?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Love you?
Speaker 1: Are you going to take care? Robert? Hey, Robin, Yes, hello,
Speaker 1: you're Robert.
Speaker 8: There's another robbit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we had a Robin. Yeah, how we have
Speaker 1: established that I've.
Speaker 8: I've suffered a distal biceps tendon rupture.
Speaker 1: A distal biceps tendon rupture. Yep, are you Robert? Yeah, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 1: How did you do that? Robert?
Speaker 8: It's what it is is the sudden exertion of the
Speaker 8: bicep at ninety degree. So I'm a painter by trade,
Speaker 8: and I had two extension letders on the ground. I
Speaker 8: picked one up to put it on the top of
Speaker 8: the car and I tripped on the one that was
Speaker 8: on the ground and then the back of the extension
Speaker 8: leader hit the car. The back of the car and
Speaker 8: I used all the muscles I put in my arm
Speaker 8: to keep myself upright, and then I felt a big
Speaker 8: pop I left my arm and as a result, you
Speaker 8: get a you get a bicep which is a bit
Speaker 8: like popeye, a nice big boulding bicep, not in rope.
Speaker 8: All right, So yeah, that I went to the hospital.
Speaker 8: I had to have operation, and I've got a nice
Speaker 8: big Harry Potter scar on the inside of my on
Speaker 8: the inside.
Speaker 1: Of my elbow.
Speaker 8: And yeah, they had to reattach it.
Speaker 1: Oh, never heard of that.
Speaker 2: So the popeye is then when it's because it's separated,
Speaker 2: it gets bigger. Yeah, God, yeah, Robert, Robert, thanks your
Speaker 2: story mate.
Speaker 1: Have a good day.
Speaker 8: Okay, thanks sir.
Speaker 2: It's Katen responsible for I feel like we upset Robin
Speaker 2: in some way.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We seemed very unhappy and I think it's Caitlin. Actually,
Speaker 2: don't answer any calls this week, Okay.
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Speaker 1: Hello to Jannine.
Speaker 2: Christiana went to the bathroom in the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: flushed the toilet using my middle finger, and suddenly it
Speaker 2: went limp. I turned the light and discovered somehow dislocated
Speaker 2: my finger just by flushing the toy.
Speaker 1: Not your flushing finger, you poor thing. Christian was our injury.
Speaker 2: I was playing mixed netball with my wife and I
Speaker 2: didn't take it too seriously, no warm ups, something, the
Speaker 2: balls on the opposite side of the court moving away from me,
Speaker 2: but went to into a jog to get after it.
Speaker 2: Suddenly felt like someone had taken a bowling pin and
Speaker 2: clubbed me on the back side of my foot. Turns
Speaker 2: out i'd slapped my achilles tender. I had a seven
Speaker 2: centimeter separation, and the surgeon told me afterwards it was
Speaker 2: like sewing mopheads back together.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, old person injury. Apparently they say that for
Speaker 5: footy players when once you've done your achilles, that means
Speaker 5: you passed your use by date on the field.
Speaker 2: He mainly looked at you, and then he shot a
Speaker 2: look at it. Do you see that her baby's doing
Speaker 2: a dude on the poss. You're going to clean this up,
Speaker 2: all right, Patsy. Let's look after our achilles. Even if
Speaker 2: I snapped my I'm not telling anyone I've been crawling
Speaker 2: in here on skateboard.
Speaker 1: If you have to wheel me in, have you done
Speaker 1: your killing soil management? No.
Speaker 2: Christian pticicated my shoulder trying to get out of a
Speaker 2: phone pit at trampoline place, gravity zone. Those things are
Speaker 2: a nightmare. Some embarrased. I put my own shoulder back
Speaker 2: in and got out. It was a bit sore, that's
Speaker 2: it's but I thought it was okay, continue to go
Speaker 2: to the gym and do push ups. From multiple weeks.
Speaker 2: Finally went to the doctors because it wasn't go any better.
Speaker 2: It turns out i'd partially torn my shoulder. Ended up
Speaker 2: having to get a full shoulder reconstruction from a phone pit.
Speaker 2: Christian a couple weeks ago, I put my back out
Speaker 2: putting the groceries away.
Speaker 1: I was in real acting.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even holding anything when it happened. Crack and
Speaker 2: Seaford morning. Thank you very much for that.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian go on in. My name is Harry.
Speaker 2: When I was five, I was away on holiday, so
Speaker 2: I was riding my bite too fast, slow down.
Speaker 1: Harry hit the came off.
Speaker 2: My head got wedged between the handlebar on the an brak.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, Bloodie, how the hell? How do you contaut
Speaker 1: yourself to do that? Little Harry?
Speaker 2: Three stitches later, five hours at the hospital and adelaide.
Speaker 1: That's some Harry mcclaw ten years old.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a tough head of a story that Harry.
Speaker 2: By the way to my rear wadge stories head wage
Speaker 2: between the hand of our and handbreak.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to work out how you can even
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 5: I guess you like sort of flip forward and you
Speaker 5: get yeah, I must. I don't want to be mean,
Speaker 5: but must have a tiny did yeah?
Speaker 1: Tiny or really big? I'm sure he's ten years old?
Speaker 1: Is this him right?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Go to school? Were questions? Are that ringing around his
Speaker 1: big or small way? I'd love to see a photo
Speaker 1: kids heads, no real.
Speaker 4: I wonder if they like put butter or margarine on
Speaker 4: his cheeks to try and like him.
Speaker 1: Firefighters had to do this before.
Speaker 2: When kids get their head like wedge between iron railings
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, they have some big industrial tub
Speaker 2: or vaseline in the back of the truck. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: to lug them up and then out the pop. Christian,
Speaker 2: I broke a toe to toe. I broke a toe.
Speaker 2: I broke a toe while I played mini golf horse
Speaker 2: Gap a few years ago on holiday with my family.
Speaker 2: The course had rocks and boulders on the edge of
Speaker 2: the path. Not looking, I wandered and sort of drifted
Speaker 2: off into a rock, wearing thongs, which spent my toe
Speaker 2: backwards and broke the looking so on my right foot.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize this at first. Played the course one
Speaker 2: beat the family, and then a couple of days later
Speaker 2: went to hospital because I was in so much pain
Speaker 2: and it balloomed up and I'd broken it. I still
Speaker 2: remind the family because I have bracking rights and I
Speaker 2: beat them all at minigolf whilst injured.
Speaker 5: Where's ESPN with their thirty for thirty on this one.
Speaker 1: You're a huge story there, Josh. I love that
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