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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty crime bands is today's time waste?

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<v Speaker 3>What a prize as well the Langham Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Best Time Wasted Today we're giving away a buffet dinner

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<v Speaker 2>for two at Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 3>You get a bottle of wine and soft drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrate the fest of season in Starle at Melbourne, Melbourne's

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<v Speaker 2>unique dining destination. This week is Australian Scam Awareness Week.

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<v Speaker 3>Belly a day goes by. Now, don't get a text,

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<v Speaker 3>a phone call, some email. It's non stop in those

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<v Speaker 3>texts multiple times. Yeah, someone to be Michelle Lai right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a couple of weeks ago, I missing hike in

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<v Speaker 2>Colorado ignored over twenty courser's phone from rescuers. When he

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<v Speaker 2>was eventually found, they said, why don't you pick up

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<v Speaker 2>the phone?

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<v Speaker 3>He thought there were scam calls. I get that in

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<v Speaker 3>my phone book. Are you not speaking to me?

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<v Speaker 2>The oldest scam on record was apparently in one ninety three,

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<v Speaker 2>a d after a Petorian guard assassinated Pertinax.

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<v Speaker 3>Will remember that neces history at school.

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<v Speaker 2>They auction the now vacant role of emperor to the

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<v Speaker 2>highest bidder for the quint of one billion dollars and they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Made of with the cash that's up there with a go.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, crime bands. Crime bands is a time waster.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go, Johnny, counterfeit cash, Silver Crawel in the gang

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<v Speaker 2>those shoes with that jacket crawl in the game Cruel

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<v Speaker 2>is not a crime.

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<v Speaker 3>Book, shouldn't be silver. Hello, this is Eddie Vedder. I

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<v Speaker 3>just need one hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, I'm pearl Scam, Gold Electric Chair Orchestra, Silver

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<v Speaker 2>plus Armed Robbery, Williams Bronze s slip the other way

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<v Speaker 2>the way, that's right, Mumfort's the word, got some stolen

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<v Speaker 2>waistcoats and banjos.

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<v Speaker 3>Bumforts the word.

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<v Speaker 4>To take a walk down the gun fas to get

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<v Speaker 4>to that one get.

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<v Speaker 2>Goat boy back Bronze and finally match Box twenty Years to.

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<v Speaker 3>Life silver cool in the game. So mean, Jackie Way,

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<v Speaker 3>what have you got? Criminal mans, criminal.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, shady Gaga contry gold plus Lincoln Double Park.

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<v Speaker 3>That they should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Doing when they could be on the bill crawling the

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<v Speaker 2>game Bronze, not them up away the key. Those Double

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<v Speaker 2>parkers picking up their dry cleaning with the hazard lights on.

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<v Speaker 4>And scams just aren't what they used to be. Hey

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<v Speaker 4>scams back in the day, like remember the artist formerly

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<v Speaker 4>known as the Nigerian Print.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to work one in.

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<v Speaker 2>I could work out where could be Eddie Vedaver, Tilly

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<v Speaker 2>be in Nigerian Prince os Why what accent might come out?

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<v Speaker 2>And I can get canceled by.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine The Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready to Mark jack a Salt and Pepper, Silver, cong

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<v Speaker 2>Jovi Gold but an Ella, the pro Crimers sad of

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<v Speaker 2>the Proclaimers, sivil plus Eddie van hold Up silver plus

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<v Speaker 2>Tanya Eyelighter.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was gold Thief Urban Gold and Luke

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<v Speaker 3>Backstreet Boiglers.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold plus well done, Amy very good. Oh what a

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<v Speaker 2>fraudy Mercury Gold, always bouncing those checks around roudin Mercury

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen call him the Kelly Gang. That's very good, Michaels,

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Griant Higgins Silver Blink and it's gone bronze, christ

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<v Speaker 2>Burglary Gold, Evil Presley. I wan't Tuarantina to make a

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<v Speaker 2>movie called Evil Bresley, some horror movie about the King

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<v Speaker 2>coming back from the dead and saying anyone who's covered

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<v Speaker 2>his songs in a bad way, starting with you Boobley the.

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<v Speaker 3>Who Done It?

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<v Speaker 4>Clever but not funny?

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<v Speaker 2>Silver marks down those smart ones, isn't he?

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<v Speaker 3>Points are smarts on this show?

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<v Speaker 2>This year old goat stories all right, Who's off for

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<v Speaker 2>the buffet?

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations Amy with Backstreet boyglers.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done, Amy.

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