Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 3: Belly a day goes by. Now, don't get a text,
Speaker 3: a phone call, some email. It's non stop in those
Speaker 3: texts multiple times. Yeah, someone to be Michelle Lai right now.
Speaker 2: Just a couple of weeks ago, I missing hike in
Speaker 2: Colorado ignored over twenty courser's phone from rescuers. When he
Speaker 2: was eventually found, they said, why don't you pick up
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Speaker 3: He thought there were scam calls. I get that in
Speaker 3: my phone book. Are you not speaking to me?
Speaker 2: The oldest scam on record was apparently in one ninety three,
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Speaker 3: Will remember that neces history at school.
Speaker 2: They auction the now vacant role of emperor to the
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Speaker 3: Made of with the cash that's up there with a go.
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Speaker 4: And scams just aren't what they used to be. Hey
Speaker 4: scams back in the day, like remember the artist formerly
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Speaker 3: I was trying to work one in.
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