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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Alrighty crime bands is today's time waste?

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Speaker 3: What a prize as well the Langham Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Best Time Wasted Today we're giving away a buffet dinner

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Speaker 2: for two at Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: You get a bottle of wine and soft drinks.

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Speaker 2: Celebrate the fest of season in Starle at Melbourne, Melbourne's

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Speaker 2: unique dining destination. This week is Australian Scam Awareness Week.

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Speaker 3: Belly a day goes by. Now, don't get a text,

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Speaker 3: a phone call, some email. It's non stop in those

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Speaker 3: texts multiple times. Yeah, someone to be Michelle Lai right now.

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Speaker 2: Just a couple of weeks ago, I missing hike in

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Speaker 2: Colorado ignored over twenty courser's phone from rescuers. When he

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Speaker 2: was eventually found, they said, why don't you pick up

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Speaker 2: the phone?

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Speaker 3: He thought there were scam calls. I get that in

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Speaker 3: my phone book. Are you not speaking to me?

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Speaker 2: The oldest scam on record was apparently in one ninety three,

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Speaker 2: a d after a Petorian guard assassinated Pertinax.

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Speaker 3: Will remember that neces history at school.

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Speaker 2: They auction the now vacant role of emperor to the

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Speaker 2: highest bidder for the quint of one billion dollars and they're.

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Speaker 3: Made of with the cash that's up there with a go.

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Speaker 2: All right, crime bands. Crime bands is a time waster.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, Johnny, counterfeit cash, Silver Crawel in the gang

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Speaker 2: those shoes with that jacket crawl in the game Cruel

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Speaker 2: is not a crime.

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Speaker 3: Book, shouldn't be silver. Hello, this is Eddie Vedder. I

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Speaker 3: just need one hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: That's right, I'm pearl Scam, Gold Electric Chair Orchestra, Silver

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Speaker 2: plus Armed Robbery, Williams Bronze s slip the other way

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Speaker 2: the way, that's right, Mumfort's the word, got some stolen

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Speaker 2: waistcoats and banjos.

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Speaker 3: Bumforts the word.

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Speaker 4: To take a walk down the gun fas to get

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Speaker 4: to that one get.

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Speaker 2: Goat boy back Bronze and finally match Box twenty Years to.

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Speaker 3: Life silver cool in the game. So mean, Jackie Way,

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Speaker 3: what have you got? Criminal mans, criminal.

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Speaker 4: Man, shady Gaga contry gold plus Lincoln Double Park.

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Speaker 3: That they should be.

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Speaker 2: Doing when they could be on the bill crawling the

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Speaker 2: game Bronze, not them up away the key. Those Double

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Speaker 2: parkers picking up their dry cleaning with the hazard lights on.

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Speaker 4: And scams just aren't what they used to be. Hey

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Speaker 4: scams back in the day, like remember the artist formerly

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Speaker 4: known as the Nigerian Print.

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Speaker 3: I was trying to work one in.

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Speaker 2: I could work out where could be Eddie Vedaver, Tilly

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Speaker 2: be in Nigerian Prince os Why what accent might come out?

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Speaker 2: And I can get canceled by.

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Speaker 2: Ready to Mark jack a Salt and Pepper, Silver, cong

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Speaker 2: Jovi Gold but an Ella, the pro Crimers sad of

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Speaker 2: the Proclaimers, sivil plus Eddie van hold Up silver plus

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Speaker 2: Tanya Eyelighter.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was gold Thief Urban Gold and Luke

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Speaker 3: Backstreet Boiglers.

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Speaker 2: Gold plus well done, Amy very good. Oh what a

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Speaker 2: fraudy Mercury Gold, always bouncing those checks around roudin Mercury

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Speaker 2: Stephen call him the Kelly Gang. That's very good, Michaels,

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Speaker 2: Miss Griant Higgins Silver Blink and it's gone bronze, christ

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Speaker 2: Burglary Gold, Evil Presley. I wan't Tuarantina to make a

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Speaker 2: movie called Evil Bresley, some horror movie about the King

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Speaker 2: coming back from the dead and saying anyone who's covered

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Speaker 2: his songs in a bad way, starting with you Boobley the.

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Speaker 3: Who Done It?

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Speaker 4: Clever but not funny?

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Speaker 2: Silver marks down those smart ones, isn't he?

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Speaker 3: Points are smarts on this show?

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Speaker 2: This year old goat stories all right, Who's off for

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Speaker 2: the buffet?

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Speaker 4: Congratulations Amy with Backstreet boyglers.

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Speaker 3: Well done, Amy.

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