WEBVTT - FULL: Kerfuffle On The 3rd Floor 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.205 I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more gold one I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:19.084 free iHeart app. Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:26.165 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:32.125 --> 0:00:34.964 Sorry, RhI and I were reading an email that's come 0:00:35.005 --> 0:00:37.725 in that we cannot talk about anyway. Good morning, Pats, 0:00:37.805 --> 0:00:40.964 Good morning, Good morning Rio, Good morning, Good morning Alex. 0:00:42.045 --> 0:00:44.565 How was your father's day yesterday? It was very special? 0:00:44.725 --> 0:00:47.565 Thank you, Christian, really really lovely. We're a little. 0:00:47.324 --> 0:00:51.525 Town just outside Melbourne, just outside Carneton, a place called. 0:00:51.405 --> 0:00:53.604 Tara Day Quinton's a lovely place. Did you go to 0:00:53.885 --> 0:00:56.445 the kids. There's a great bookshop there, as there is 0:00:56.485 --> 0:00:58.404 a great bookshop. We didn't get there. 0:00:58.405 --> 0:01:00.444 We got to a lovely cafe there though, in that 0:01:00.525 --> 0:01:01.605 main streaming Carneton. 0:01:01.685 --> 0:01:05.325 But was it perhaps with families and dads? It was, yeah, 0:01:05.325 --> 0:01:06.045 it was carnage. 0:01:06.085 --> 0:01:08.405 But the kids were quite well behaved, which is really 0:01:08.605 --> 0:01:09.805 really rare for us. 0:01:10.325 --> 0:01:12.125 And what do you get you get? Do you get 0:01:12.125 --> 0:01:15.525 homemade card? Yeah, lots of homemade cards. They're the best ones. 0:01:15.765 --> 0:01:17.805 You must keep them all. I'm going to and I do. 0:01:17.925 --> 0:01:21.085 Actually I've still got more. I must have ten or 0:01:21.125 --> 0:01:25.125 fifteen Father's Day cards going back to when they're really young. Yeah, 0:01:25.125 --> 0:01:27.205 and then the birthday ones as well, and you love 0:01:27.205 --> 0:01:30.125 this Alex. For about five or six years running, they 0:01:30.165 --> 0:01:32.765 obviously like putting things down that I'd taught them, And 0:01:32.805 --> 0:01:34.765 for about six years running, the only thing on there 0:01:34.885 --> 0:01:36.565 was and thank you for teaching me how to ride 0:01:36.605 --> 0:01:38.445 my bike. I was like, I'm sure there must have 0:01:38.445 --> 0:01:42.845 been some other some new gears since then. Can't just 0:01:42.925 --> 0:01:45.525 be that's it, That's all what you've got from our 0:01:45.565 --> 0:01:48.765 relationship is other than the bike. It's hard to see 0:01:48.765 --> 0:01:51.885 what else you did shout out to those bike years though, 0:01:52.005 --> 0:01:55.685 the heyday hey Day. But my eighteen year old daughter 0:01:55.925 --> 0:01:59.845 surprised me yesterday with they don't make homemade cards anymore, 0:01:59.885 --> 0:02:02.925 but she'd made me one. Oh my god, it was 0:02:03.005 --> 0:02:05.445 so much better. The little hand right, there were some 0:02:05.525 --> 0:02:07.725 drawings on the front of a microphone. You know what, 0:02:07.845 --> 0:02:09.965 they just draw things that you're interested in. There's a 0:02:10.044 --> 0:02:12.285 microphone and what looked like some sort of berzuka or 0:02:12.365 --> 0:02:14.765 Greek musical instrument. They didn't want to go what is 0:02:16.285 --> 0:02:18.764 the vouchers to learn how to play the bazuka? Or 0:02:20.765 --> 0:02:23.205 thought of the camp it is and then what do 0:02:23.245 --> 0:02:24.445 you have lunch with them? What did you do? 0:02:24.565 --> 0:02:26.725 Yeah, we just had lunch there in Carnington. On the 0:02:26.765 --> 0:02:28.805 way back, I had a really lazy morning at this 0:02:28.845 --> 0:02:33.165 beautiful house like a country house, which is which is 0:02:33.205 --> 0:02:33.805 just magic. 0:02:34.645 --> 0:02:38.005 You've just broken into it and there was a family 0:02:38.005 --> 0:02:41.885 in there and old people that did buy a squatting there. 0:02:42.365 --> 0:02:44.365 But at this place is like a games room, just 0:02:44.405 --> 0:02:48.765 those little things kids just love. And back onto this 0:02:48.885 --> 0:02:50.765 river as well. So we went for like the walks 0:02:50.765 --> 0:02:54.525 and really really special time and Victorian towns. I mean, 0:02:54.605 --> 0:02:56.725 can I just make a shout out to the Victorian 0:02:56.765 --> 0:02:58.764 town the love that they's just beautiful? 0:02:59.205 --> 0:03:04.525 Do we still do it on the Monday now? Light 0:03:04.805 --> 0:03:05.485 in the house? 0:03:05.925 --> 0:03:07.565 Beautiful? They're amazing. 0:03:07.845 --> 0:03:09.765 They're just really really lovely. 0:03:09.565 --> 0:03:12.925 Like the the aesthetics and the and the cafes and 0:03:12.965 --> 0:03:15.165 the walks and the you know in your South Wales 0:03:15.205 --> 0:03:17.805 towns just don't really have that same pride in their 0:03:17.925 --> 0:03:18.485 in their town. 0:03:18.565 --> 0:03:18.845 Yeah. 0:03:19.165 --> 0:03:21.044 I just I don't know what it is, but they're 0:03:21.125 --> 0:03:24.005 just magical. He he's really turned his back on New 0:03:24.045 --> 0:03:27.925 South Wales. They don't really make much of an effort. 0:03:29.205 --> 0:03:32.565 I mean, it's some power to basically throw shaped up 0:03:32.925 --> 0:03:33.685 enticre state. 0:03:34.965 --> 0:03:37.725 No shoutouts, no, no shoutouts, and. 0:03:37.685 --> 0:03:39.605 It really just lay the groundwork for our national show. 0:03:40.805 --> 0:03:45.605 So that's changing. Amanda stay on air about that, saying, 0:03:45.605 --> 0:03:47.845 you know New South Wales East, those towns and villages 0:03:47.885 --> 0:03:51.565 are amazing. I know those dirty old Victorian ones still 0:03:51.765 --> 0:03:52.765 smeared of COVID. 0:03:54.285 --> 0:03:56.005 What about Laura, that's gorgeous? 0:03:56.285 --> 0:03:56.765 Is nice? 0:03:56.925 --> 0:03:59.485 Yeah, that's that's true. That's in the Blue Mountains in 0:03:59.525 --> 0:04:00.205 New South Wales. 0:04:00.285 --> 0:04:04.725 That's Google Maps up right now, beautiful. 0:04:05.645 --> 0:04:06.845 I can't get through every town. 0:04:06.965 --> 0:04:11.085 Yeah, it was lovely jumped off through the alphabet to hell. 0:04:11.765 --> 0:04:15.485 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:04:15.125 --> 0:04:18.045 MJ the Musical opens up this week and we're all 0:04:18.045 --> 0:04:19.404 going to go and see it in two each time. 0:04:19.925 --> 0:04:23.085 I take it, Patsy. Thursday the eighteenth or September the 0:04:23.085 --> 0:04:25.604 premiere of m the Musical. You'll go into that, aren't you. 0:04:25.645 --> 0:04:26.044 No, I'm not. 0:04:26.125 --> 0:04:30.924 Actually I'm going this Saturday because I have something on 0:04:30.924 --> 0:04:31.885 on the eighteenth. 0:04:32.005 --> 0:04:34.805 They've got a special show for you. So the rest 0:04:34.804 --> 0:04:37.765 of Australia goes on Thursday. I was on my invite, 0:04:37.844 --> 0:04:41.005 says the The Australian Red Carpet premiere of MJ the 0:04:41.085 --> 0:04:44.924 musical Patsy. They've got a special performance just pats sat 0:04:44.924 --> 0:04:47.245 in the middle of the theater. Her majesty, Her majesty 0:04:47.404 --> 0:04:47.765 is here. 0:04:48.484 --> 0:04:51.125 It's more like a dress rehearsal than I'm going to 0:04:51.364 --> 0:04:53.245 but I'm really really looking forward to it. 0:04:53.284 --> 0:04:54.685 Apparently it's fantastic. 0:04:54.765 --> 0:04:57.765 Oh, you'll be getting a you'll be getting a phone 0:04:57.765 --> 0:05:01.765 call today from my wife? Why because yesterday? Right? She goes, Oh, 0:05:01.765 --> 0:05:02.205 when is that? 0:05:02.525 --> 0:05:02.565 This? 0:05:02.804 --> 0:05:05.325 This this month? This is yeahs Thursday, and she was like, 0:05:05.364 --> 0:05:07.085 can I see the invite? I shawd the invite and 0:05:07.125 --> 0:05:10.964 it says dress and then in capitals glamorous. Now this 0:05:11.044 --> 0:05:14.844 is to me, it's not even worth looking at twice Okay, However, 0:05:15.005 --> 0:05:17.405 to my wife she's like, oh my god, what does 0:05:17.445 --> 0:05:21.964 that even mean. We don't need to get into Father's Day. 0:05:22.164 --> 0:05:25.485 I kept saying, anyone, any drawa yesterday. I'm sorry. When 0:05:25.525 --> 0:05:28.284 you share your life with three women, there's always drama. 0:05:28.565 --> 0:05:30.844 And they are all three of them students now as well, 0:05:31.125 --> 0:05:32.804 and so there was drama, I'm afraid to say, on 0:05:32.804 --> 0:05:35.245 Father's Day. Whenever someone kept bubbling up and goes Father's Day, 0:05:35.284 --> 0:05:36.325 they would just stare at me. 0:05:37.484 --> 0:05:41.765 Till one day that you should be just one day glamorous. 0:05:41.804 --> 0:05:42.525 What does this mean? 0:05:43.044 --> 0:05:43.164 Oh? 0:05:43.205 --> 0:05:47.044 And I don't know. Then I went Corpats because you 0:05:47.085 --> 0:05:49.525 do know this stuff. And then but you look super. 0:05:49.245 --> 0:05:51.404 Glam Oh that's nice. If you design, I know you 0:05:51.445 --> 0:05:52.525 always do, so you'll have it. 0:05:52.565 --> 0:05:55.285 You have an amazing dress with hair and mako all 0:05:55.325 --> 0:05:56.765 beyond point glamorous. 0:05:57.164 --> 0:06:00.684 Typically sequence would be good, but you know what, a 0:06:00.765 --> 0:06:02.844 good little black dress would be nice as well. 0:06:02.885 --> 0:06:09.245 But what about my wife? Early banter there? Sorry, so sequence, 0:06:10.005 --> 0:06:12.765 I don't believe that's glamorous means that here in London. 0:06:13.724 --> 0:06:18.365 Saying I'm saying is what is the default dress code here? 0:06:18.445 --> 0:06:22.885 Tracky Dacks I said, basically anything up from that, Sarah. 0:06:23.044 --> 0:06:25.125 If you're not enough boots, that's glamorous. 0:06:25.205 --> 0:06:25.565 Jeanes. 0:06:25.885 --> 0:06:28.084 You've got a pair a nice, really nice pair of jeans. 0:06:28.404 --> 0:06:31.805 Nice jean to a glamorous niche. 0:06:32.445 --> 0:06:33.325 No, it's just joking. 0:06:33.484 --> 0:06:37.565 Well, when they had the premiere of the Tarantino movie 0:06:37.645 --> 0:06:40.045 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, right and the invite 0:06:40.085 --> 0:06:43.844 it was like the premiere of Tarantino's Once Upon a 0:06:43.885 --> 0:06:47.004 Time in Hollywood, and it was the Astor Theater, which 0:06:47.005 --> 0:06:50.484 is beautiful theater right, and it was like, come dressed 0:06:50.885 --> 0:06:53.765 in seventy chic Oh cool? So yeah. So my wife 0:06:53.804 --> 0:06:55.205 and I were like, we didn't know any different, then 0:06:55.724 --> 0:06:58.485 we will. So I went and brought a fake leather 0:06:58.604 --> 0:07:02.484 jacket shirt, you know, like Saturay night fever over the jacket, 0:07:02.525 --> 0:07:06.845 a huge, great, big silver chain over the shirt. Went 0:07:06.844 --> 0:07:09.725 out for dinner beforehand. People were like, the demon looked 0:07:09.725 --> 0:07:14.245 twice went to this dress in seventy sheep. We were 0:07:14.285 --> 0:07:18.045 the only ones. Oh and there were hundreds of people that. 0:07:20.645 --> 0:07:22.165 I told you, no one was going to do that. 0:07:22.205 --> 0:07:25.364 No one, No one in Australia, no one. 0:07:25.485 --> 0:07:29.004 And the saddest thing is no batter at my sort 0:07:29.005 --> 0:07:32.525 of seventies pimp deep. Don't they think this is probably 0:07:32.525 --> 0:07:36.925 what we were dressed like at the weekend? Mister DJ. 0:07:37.685 --> 0:07:43.285 My wife was so glamorous. Don't mean whine about secrets, 0:07:43.565 --> 0:07:45.045 Gor Pats. 0:07:44.845 --> 0:07:48.085 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:07:48.285 --> 0:07:51.725 That's how was your husband's father's day? Did he love 0:07:51.765 --> 0:07:52.485 the camping chair? 0:07:52.645 --> 0:07:56.965 Oh my goodness, he's in love with his wanderer grand 0:07:57.125 --> 0:07:59.725 lounger so much so that it is dead set in 0:07:59.725 --> 0:08:00.765 the middle of the living room. 0:08:00.845 --> 0:08:01.564 First of all, what's it. 0:08:01.605 --> 0:08:04.765 What's it called the Wanderer Grand Lounger. 0:08:04.885 --> 0:08:08.204 I love it. It's aspirational. It's a chair, it's a vibe. 0:08:08.245 --> 0:08:09.725 It's a small than a chair. 0:08:10.685 --> 0:08:14.085 It's a lifestyle. It's got a side little side table, 0:08:14.125 --> 0:08:16.485 and a spot for his drink. It's got a head. 0:08:16.285 --> 0:08:18.965 Rest, snacks, a small plate. 0:08:18.725 --> 0:08:21.005 On the in his element. He was on it yesterday 0:08:21.045 --> 0:08:23.325 morning and all day. In fact, when we got back 0:08:23.364 --> 0:08:27.564 from lunch and watch this most ridiculous movie that, you know, 0:08:27.605 --> 0:08:29.124 I just let him have the day yesterday. 0:08:29.165 --> 0:08:30.685 I wasn't gonna argue over. 0:08:30.925 --> 0:08:34.525 Who got rights to the streaming services yesterday. 0:08:35.205 --> 0:08:37.324 Popeye the Slayer. 0:08:37.125 --> 0:08:41.125 Match sounds incredible. Even paid miss missed that one. 0:08:41.165 --> 0:08:42.765 Popeye the Slayer some. 0:08:42.804 --> 0:08:44.245 New horror on Prime. 0:08:44.845 --> 0:08:47.405 It's like a horror movie about like pop up pop Pye, 0:08:47.405 --> 0:08:50.765 Popeye with the muscles and Spinach. 0:08:51.405 --> 0:08:53.085 Saw those roids he was on back in the day. 0:08:53.084 --> 0:08:57.005 We should have seen the signs. He's gone mad Popeye slang. 0:08:58.765 --> 0:08:59.965 I think he's the bad guy. 0:09:00.165 --> 0:09:00.885 Yeah, it was. 0:09:03.005 --> 0:09:03.645 Rotten tomato. 0:09:03.684 --> 0:09:09.485 Wow, Chris paid for that, paid for There's no Drama's day. 0:09:09.845 --> 0:09:11.645 You know, it's Father's Day. So he loved it. He 0:09:11.684 --> 0:09:14.885 loved the chair. Yes, great gift, yes. 0:09:14.765 --> 0:09:17.885 And delivered in his coffee and whatever his needs were, 0:09:18.245 --> 0:09:20.725 snacks and he was in his element. And the chair 0:09:20.804 --> 0:09:22.684 is still as I left for it this morning, dead 0:09:22.684 --> 0:09:25.324 set in the middle of the mat TV. 0:09:25.485 --> 0:09:27.845 It looks like an outdoor chair though to me, Patsy, 0:09:27.965 --> 0:09:29.085 it is an outdoor chair. 0:09:29.885 --> 0:09:33.285 It is absolutely it's not meant for indoor use, but anyway, 0:09:33.324 --> 0:09:36.725 that's what you get with the love God. So we 0:09:36.765 --> 0:09:39.485 did get him a jacket as well, and I bought 0:09:39.485 --> 0:09:44.005 it online, looks like it and actually didn't open it, 0:09:44.045 --> 0:09:47.444 so it came in the shop's packaging and the second 0:09:47.444 --> 0:09:50.444 that he opened it, the whole room fell silent. 0:09:51.324 --> 0:09:55.085 One of those Alex, have you seen it? It's I have. 0:09:55.365 --> 0:09:57.885 It's like, come Steve Owen. 0:09:59.204 --> 0:10:01.645 It's generous, a. 0:10:01.725 --> 0:10:04.845 Zoo keeper, vibes like he's come to do a talk 0:10:04.885 --> 0:10:08.005 at the school about animal handing, and he's brought some 0:10:08.045 --> 0:10:10.364 mama's and some of the pets with him. 0:10:10.765 --> 0:10:16.765 Instant fredible is to how would you call it? Poo 0:10:17.525 --> 0:10:19.365 baby poops? 0:10:22.204 --> 0:10:23.324 The third of you two? I love to. 0:10:23.525 --> 0:10:25.845 Yeah, Magic's a look in his eyes where he's like, 0:10:25.925 --> 0:10:26.325 I know this. 0:10:28.965 --> 0:10:30.125 Came not to wear it? 0:10:30.645 --> 0:10:32.925 So he got it out and I knew exactly what 0:10:33.005 --> 0:10:35.804 he was thinking, and all I could say was just anaudible. 0:10:35.925 --> 0:10:38.885 Oh, I'm sorry, but you. 0:10:39.245 --> 0:10:43.525 Got what you ordered. There's no confusion online. I know 0:10:44.165 --> 0:10:46.285 it is. It's a Steve when sort of safari. 0:10:46.765 --> 0:10:48.804 Well he put it on and it looked more like. 0:10:48.845 --> 0:10:51.605 What time is? What time is? The elephant handing chat 0:10:52.684 --> 0:10:53.325 zoo keeper? 0:10:53.845 --> 0:10:54.925 Did he do the old? Oh? 0:10:55.084 --> 0:10:58.565 This is? This is? He shouldn't even know what I 0:10:58.725 --> 0:11:03.005 normally wear. Nice to mix it up, you know, and 0:11:03.084 --> 0:11:04.645 glamorous where. 0:11:04.485 --> 0:11:12.125 There's two down the red carpets. Christian just coming up 0:11:12.125 --> 0:11:14.525 from twenty to seven Gold one oh four point three 0:11:14.645 --> 0:11:15.725 Christian o'connells show. 0:11:16.324 --> 0:11:18.005 Did you see the moon last night? Please tell me 0:11:18.045 --> 0:11:18.445 you saw it? 0:11:18.525 --> 0:11:18.885 I did. 0:11:18.925 --> 0:11:21.925 I did this morning. It's like some kind of eclipse 0:11:22.005 --> 0:11:26.085 yet a little slither beautiful blood moon, very rare. 0:11:26.084 --> 0:11:29.604 Night though powerful, crazy crazy bright night. 0:11:29.684 --> 0:11:31.204 Couldn't sleep properly last night. 0:11:31.684 --> 0:11:35.245 Yeah, it was a strange atmosphere. The weather was squarely yes, 0:11:36.285 --> 0:11:39.125 Wizard of was in the morning, then clearing afternoon something, 0:11:39.125 --> 0:11:40.125 then bizarrely mild. 0:11:40.365 --> 0:11:40.565 Yes. 0:11:40.645 --> 0:11:43.405 Yeah, really like. 0:11:43.365 --> 0:11:45.685 When you're in a tropical country or something before there's 0:11:45.684 --> 0:11:51.245 a major thunderstorm. And the atmosphere heavy with irons. 0:11:52.285 --> 0:11:54.685 Okay, a lot of irons fell. 0:11:54.725 --> 0:11:59.805 There was ion netic like crackling static static. If I 0:11:59.845 --> 0:12:02.525 was an evil baddie, I'm not. If I was, i'd 0:12:02.564 --> 0:12:07.204 be harnessing this right now. And it's strange laboratory. But again, 0:12:07.365 --> 0:12:10.685 just for the record, I'm not so relaxed everybody. I 0:12:10.804 --> 0:12:13.645 was at the servo station the other day filling out 0:12:13.645 --> 0:12:15.325 with fuel. And by the way, why can't that be 0:12:15.365 --> 0:12:18.804 easy getting out of the car with that clanky opening 0:12:18.804 --> 0:12:22.604 it back? Everybody years? No, exactly, why can't you get 0:12:22.645 --> 0:12:25.165 with the vacuum where you press the button and just 0:12:25.285 --> 0:12:29.645 retracts its ownly that come on, that scientist do that? Anyway, 0:12:30.125 --> 0:12:32.484 as I was going into pay, there was a guy 0:12:32.845 --> 0:12:35.804 leaving who'd ordered a Mars bar and I don't mean 0:12:35.845 --> 0:12:38.845 the fun size, a proper on a fist full of 0:12:38.885 --> 0:12:42.684 Mars and he is trady and he was chomping it down, 0:12:43.204 --> 0:12:44.804 crack crack, three bites gone. 0:12:45.045 --> 0:12:47.085 Wow, it's like legend. 0:12:47.965 --> 0:12:49.925 That's like, wow, it's too much for me. One of 0:12:49.925 --> 0:12:50.565 those big ones. 0:12:50.684 --> 0:12:53.724 Yeah, those days along behind me as a teenager. Sure, 0:12:54.045 --> 0:12:57.525 crazy young kid, but yes, no way you can be 0:12:57.564 --> 0:12:57.925 doing that. 0:12:58.525 --> 0:13:01.325 In the eighties in the UK, Mars Bars had a 0:13:01.324 --> 0:13:05.844 big national TV campaign. The slogan was a mars bar 0:13:05.965 --> 0:13:10.925 a day keeps the doctor away. So I was thought, alrighty, 0:13:11.285 --> 0:13:15.845 I'm not stupid. I'll have these to keep that doctor away. 0:13:16.564 --> 0:13:18.845 And my parents double down, and my mum is a nurse, 0:13:18.885 --> 0:13:19.885 she should have met her. 0:13:20.725 --> 0:13:22.244 Why would the mask corporation. 0:13:23.845 --> 0:13:26.205 You would never get away with that. Now, a mars 0:13:26.245 --> 0:13:29.285 Bar day keeps the doctor away. I was like, thank you, 0:13:29.365 --> 0:13:34.405 mars par a first defense against illness and viruses. 0:13:35.485 --> 0:13:38.765 I remember that, though, I remember the ad a Mars Day, 0:13:39.444 --> 0:13:40.365 and I forget the other people. 0:13:40.405 --> 0:13:44.804 No, no, it was work, rest and play, work, question 0:13:44.845 --> 0:13:48.285 and play. Yeah, we've got some of the old adverts 0:13:48.324 --> 0:13:50.364 here and here's the Mars Bar one have listened to this. 0:13:51.485 --> 0:13:52.085 Mars is no. 0:13:52.324 --> 0:13:59.564 Ten still only forty cents recommended retail price, more beyond 0:13:59.564 --> 0:14:03.125 money banger. 0:14:05.525 --> 0:14:05.804 Share. 0:14:06.444 --> 0:14:11.765 However, I'm more of a Milky Way guy. Really, Yeah, 0:14:11.965 --> 0:14:15.925 I love that lighter, softer, more digestible. 0:14:16.005 --> 0:14:17.684 Yes, it's more digestible. 0:14:17.725 --> 0:14:20.604 I think as you age, I'm finding myself moving into 0:14:20.685 --> 0:14:22.484 the Milky Way territory more. 0:14:22.525 --> 0:14:25.004 It's not as sweet, it's not too sweet, it's softer. 0:14:25.045 --> 0:14:32.205 Yeah, yeah, and a beautiful appetizer served on the plate 0:14:32.405 --> 0:14:33.365 to impress the neighbors. 0:14:34.805 --> 0:14:39.484 No, I think it's the insipid chocolate bar. 0:14:40.045 --> 0:14:50.485 I find the mass bar too thick, dense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:14:50.725 --> 0:14:55.485 keep going with the caramel chopping and coat stick. 0:14:56.485 --> 0:14:58.484 What can you do with a milky bar, Mars bar. 0:14:58.605 --> 0:15:03.085 You can make Mars bar slice true deconstructed. I used 0:15:03.085 --> 0:15:03.525 to do at. 0:15:03.485 --> 0:15:13.525 School Jones and ice cream. Yes, actually mars bar ice 0:15:13.565 --> 0:15:16.244 cream is really nice, but in the microwave, so it's 0:15:16.245 --> 0:15:20.805 all like as ice cream soupy owey. Yeah. No, milky bars. 0:15:20.605 --> 0:15:22.165 Just like in your mouth. 0:15:22.245 --> 0:15:26.245 It's perfect, and I mean digesting it for a year. 0:15:27.765 --> 0:15:34.644 A tiny Yeah, I've got more room for leafy greens exactly. 0:15:35.445 --> 0:15:38.005 Yeah. I took my eighteen year ol. We went and 0:15:38.005 --> 0:15:40.805 had dinner last night, right, just me and her, and 0:15:40.885 --> 0:15:43.365 we were ordering food and we had the menus about 0:15:45.045 --> 0:15:47.365 with mumas here she insist that we ordered some greens 0:15:48.485 --> 0:15:52.845 Father's Day. About any of that stuff. I saw the 0:15:52.965 --> 0:15:55.485 waitress looking at me like judge, went, I'm joking, of course, 0:15:55.605 --> 0:15:59.165 would have. I was just a lesson. I was testing her. 0:15:59.245 --> 0:16:02.445 We'll have side those greens anyway. We eat all the food. 0:16:02.525 --> 0:16:05.005 The greens haven't been touched. And then I have to 0:16:05.045 --> 0:16:07.085 do this performance, so it's responsible to and they go, 0:16:07.125 --> 0:16:09.765 can I have those to go? She goes, you want 0:16:09.805 --> 0:16:14.165 me to box these? They're in the fridget work. You 0:16:14.205 --> 0:16:16.565 know what I've never touching. I'm going to lead him 0:16:16.605 --> 0:16:19.484 in there. My food is always getting stolen. It's an 0:16:19.485 --> 0:16:23.005 experiment this week. See if anyone tucks into those leafy greens. 0:16:24.285 --> 0:16:27.605 So you two males bark fans milky way. 0:16:27.765 --> 0:16:31.645 I have, but it's just small, it's too much nothing, Alex. 0:16:33.525 --> 0:16:36.325 I wouldn't expect That's what it is. Yeah, it is 0:16:37.045 --> 0:16:37.965 thinking men's. 0:16:39.325 --> 0:16:45.165 You're right, it's it's the air of nobility, about nobility 0:16:45.725 --> 0:16:49.405 for everybody. Really, it's not we need foot soldiers real 0:16:50.045 --> 0:16:53.125 they're with their chunky, thick now gart based. There's more 0:16:53.245 --> 0:16:54.205 bite the glass of water. 0:16:56.365 --> 0:16:58.525 Christian o'connall show podcast. 0:16:59.325 --> 0:17:01.244 You guys ever had a deep fried mars bar? That 0:17:01.485 --> 0:17:07.804 is amazing so good Scotland it's in fish and chip 0:17:07.885 --> 0:17:11.804 shots patters right, all of them widely available. You've been 0:17:11.805 --> 0:17:13.925 to Scotland, have you seen the state of Scottish people? 0:17:15.245 --> 0:17:23.645 Trainspotting was about some of the healthier ones Christian. Have 0:17:23.725 --> 0:17:27.325 they have perhats and Alex had a deep fried mars bar. 0:17:28.085 --> 0:17:30.205 You can get them in some fish and chip shops 0:17:30.485 --> 0:17:35.245 here and some Martin Christian. The Milky Bar kid, yes, 0:17:35.485 --> 0:17:38.405 give me the little Milky Bar was in my class 0:17:38.725 --> 0:17:43.925 for Close Boys High in Sydney. His name is Grant. 0:17:44.125 --> 0:17:46.845 He's done a couple of other ads. That's from Shane 0:17:47.045 --> 0:17:49.725 in Sydney that we have to do it to the 0:17:49.765 --> 0:17:52.445 after seven weeks claim to fame. I mean, I don't 0:17:52.445 --> 0:17:56.325 think we're going to get anything bigger Shane who went 0:17:56.405 --> 0:17:58.045 to school and was in the same class as the 0:17:58.125 --> 0:18:04.205 Milky bar keys. Isn't it like the two rag of yes, 0:18:04.405 --> 0:18:04.845 ye yes. 0:18:05.165 --> 0:18:08.085 You'd have to be in his forties now, wouldn't He was. 0:18:08.085 --> 0:18:11.085 That the milk eas the Milky Bar nineteen sixty So yeah, 0:18:11.285 --> 0:18:13.205 I mean even older old. 0:18:13.285 --> 0:18:14.805 I'm kidding we should get him. 0:18:14.725 --> 0:18:16.365 On the Milky Bar. 0:18:16.525 --> 0:18:17.925 Kid's got a kid of his own. 0:18:18.365 --> 0:18:24.484 Maybe grank ye milky grankage. This comes to Brian Christian. 0:18:24.565 --> 0:18:27.205 The Milky Way is for toddlers. Miles Brass are for 0:18:27.325 --> 0:18:27.885 grown ups. 0:18:28.445 --> 0:18:29.245 Oh that hurt. 0:18:32.565 --> 0:18:39.845 That's huge milky barket in the class that Close Boys High. 0:18:40.605 --> 0:18:42.525 I love it. Shane and Sidney, thank you very much 0:18:42.565 --> 0:18:45.125 for that. And yet after seven o'clock, like Shane and Sidney, 0:18:45.205 --> 0:18:47.525 have you got a week claim to faign? In fact, 0:18:47.565 --> 0:18:49.605 there's no weak claim to fines. That's a huge one, 0:18:49.645 --> 0:18:52.685 that is strong, that is powerful. All right, it's uh. 0:18:52.925 --> 0:18:55.045 We do this on a Monday morning. I give you, 0:18:55.285 --> 0:18:57.325 I give the team the words. They have to sing 0:18:57.445 --> 0:19:00.525 me a song instantly with this word in the title. 0:19:01.005 --> 0:19:10.765 Are you all ready to play? Highway? Hell? Wow? Harmonies 0:19:13.325 --> 0:19:14.725 gold gold? 0:19:15.525 --> 0:19:17.405 Are you believing. 0:19:20.925 --> 0:19:22.845 Much interested in playing? This is how little we all 0:19:22.885 --> 0:19:24.205 know about the next line and song. 0:19:24.285 --> 0:19:25.405 You're indestructible. 0:19:25.685 --> 0:19:27.405 You're right. I know about the instructal because it's an 0:19:27.445 --> 0:19:29.765 unusual word in the song, isn't it. You don't get 0:19:29.765 --> 0:19:48.125 a lot of You've got you all right, spirits, we're 0:19:48.205 --> 0:19:48.765 the lots. 0:19:51.085 --> 0:19:52.525 Let's say, why are you doing. 0:19:52.405 --> 0:19:56.845 It like a song? Redneck? I love? Who's his new characters? 0:19:58.085 --> 0:19:59.685 Spirit is the word spirit? 0:20:00.325 --> 0:20:00.645 Spirit? 0:20:01.365 --> 0:20:02.085 Spirit? Yeah? 0:20:02.085 --> 0:20:04.845 But I don't think you're right. I don't think no, no, 0:20:05.205 --> 0:20:17.045 don't spirit in the sky. Norman Queen Bell Wild Wild 0:20:17.165 --> 0:20:27.325 Horses could not Drag me Away tune Sundays Stone, Rolling Stone. 0:20:28.645 --> 0:20:30.965 They did a version, but there wasn't there a version 0:20:31.005 --> 0:20:31.925 in the eighties. 0:20:33.325 --> 0:20:39.685 Before that? Yeah, she said great, not the melody Pats 0:20:41.245 --> 0:20:42.045 was she doing the things? 0:20:43.805 --> 0:20:45.525 Was a version in the eighties. I'm trying to think 0:20:45.565 --> 0:20:46.045 who sung it? 0:20:46.125 --> 0:20:46.765 Hang on it's. 0:20:48.205 --> 0:20:51.565 Yes, yes, Gino Vanelli. 0:20:53.125 --> 0:20:58.365 Sounds like an ice cream shopping Coburn meters from this 0:20:58.485 --> 0:21:06.965 cinema Genoan a great star. Sobe Sunday broken. 0:21:07.405 --> 0:21:14.405 Oh broo can when I'm time? Remember it was Amy 0:21:14.525 --> 0:21:15.445 Lee and see the. 0:21:17.565 --> 0:21:17.965 See the. 0:21:20.965 --> 0:21:21.205 Yes. 0:21:21.445 --> 0:21:24.765 And there's also who did I'm Walking on Broken Glass? 0:21:24.805 --> 0:21:30.965 And it's rhythmics as well, yes, oh hey, that's also 0:21:31.005 --> 0:21:43.165 an chains oh yes, an Now it's fast. Sometimes. I 0:21:43.245 --> 0:21:45.245 love the fact that the producers here worked very hard, 0:21:45.285 --> 0:21:48.005