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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Sorry, RhI and I were reading an email that's come
Speaker 1: in that we cannot talk about anyway. Good morning, Pats,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning Rio, Good morning, Good morning Alex.
Speaker 1: How was your father's day yesterday? It was very special?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Christian, really really lovely. We're a little.
Speaker 3: Town just outside Melbourne, just outside Carneton, a place called.
Speaker 1: Tara Day Quinton's a lovely place. Did you go to
Speaker 1: the kids. There's a great bookshop there, as there is
Speaker 1: a great bookshop. We didn't get there.
Speaker 3: We got to a lovely cafe there though, in that
Speaker 3: main streaming Carneton.
Speaker 1: But was it perhaps with families and dads? It was, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was carnage.
Speaker 3: But the kids were quite well behaved, which is really
Speaker 3: really rare for us.
Speaker 1: And what do you get you get? Do you get
Speaker 1: homemade card? Yeah, lots of homemade cards. They're the best ones.
Speaker 1: You must keep them all. I'm going to and I do.
Speaker 1: Actually I've still got more. I must have ten or
Speaker 1: fifteen Father's Day cards going back to when they're really young. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the birthday ones as well, and you love
Speaker 1: this Alex. For about five or six years running, they
Speaker 1: obviously like putting things down that I'd taught them, And
Speaker 1: for about six years running, the only thing on there
Speaker 1: was and thank you for teaching me how to ride
Speaker 1: my bike. I was like, I'm sure there must have
Speaker 1: been some other some new gears since then. Can't just
Speaker 1: be that's it, That's all what you've got from our
Speaker 1: relationship is other than the bike. It's hard to see
Speaker 1: what else you did shout out to those bike years though,
Speaker 1: the heyday hey Day. But my eighteen year old daughter
Speaker 1: surprised me yesterday with they don't make homemade cards anymore,
Speaker 1: but she'd made me one. Oh my god, it was
Speaker 1: so much better. The little hand right, there were some
Speaker 1: drawings on the front of a microphone. You know what,
Speaker 1: they just draw things that you're interested in. There's a
Speaker 1: microphone and what looked like some sort of berzuka or
Speaker 1: Greek musical instrument. They didn't want to go what is
Speaker 1: the vouchers to learn how to play the bazuka? Or
Speaker 1: thought of the camp it is and then what do
Speaker 1: you have lunch with them? What did you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we just had lunch there in Carnington. On the
Speaker 3: way back, I had a really lazy morning at this
Speaker 3: beautiful house like a country house, which is which is
Speaker 3: just magic.
Speaker 1: You've just broken into it and there was a family
Speaker 1: in there and old people that did buy a squatting there.
Speaker 3: But at this place is like a games room, just
Speaker 3: those little things kids just love. And back onto this
Speaker 3: river as well. So we went for like the walks
Speaker 3: and really really special time and Victorian towns. I mean,
Speaker 3: can I just make a shout out to the Victorian
Speaker 3: town the love that they's just beautiful?
Speaker 1: Do we still do it on the Monday now? Light
Speaker 1: in the house?
Speaker 4: Beautiful? They're amazing.
Speaker 1: They're just really really lovely.
Speaker 3: Like the the aesthetics and the and the cafes and
Speaker 3: the walks and the you know in your South Wales
Speaker 3: towns just don't really have that same pride in their
Speaker 3: in their town.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know what it is, but they're
Speaker 1: just magical. He he's really turned his back on New
Speaker 1: South Wales. They don't really make much of an effort.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's some power to basically throw shaped up
Speaker 1: enticre state.
Speaker 6: No shoutouts, no, no shoutouts, and.
Speaker 1: It really just lay the groundwork for our national show.
Speaker 1: So that's changing. Amanda stay on air about that, saying,
Speaker 1: you know New South Wales East, those towns and villages
Speaker 1: are amazing. I know those dirty old Victorian ones still
Speaker 1: smeared of COVID.
Speaker 4: What about Laura, that's gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Is nice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's true. That's in the Blue Mountains in
Speaker 3: New South Wales.
Speaker 1: That's Google Maps up right now, beautiful.
Speaker 4: I can't get through every town.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was lovely jumped off through the alphabet to hell.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: MJ the Musical opens up this week and we're all
Speaker 1: going to go and see it in two each time.
Speaker 1: I take it, Patsy. Thursday the eighteenth or September the
Speaker 1: premiere of m the Musical. You'll go into that, aren't you.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not.
Speaker 7: Actually I'm going this Saturday because I have something on
Speaker 7: on the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: They've got a special show for you. So the rest
Speaker 1: of Australia goes on Thursday. I was on my invite,
Speaker 1: says the The Australian Red Carpet premiere of MJ the
Speaker 1: musical Patsy. They've got a special performance just pats sat
Speaker 1: in the middle of the theater. Her majesty, Her majesty
Speaker 1: is here.
Speaker 7: It's more like a dress rehearsal than I'm going to
Speaker 7: but I'm really really looking forward to it.
Speaker 8: Apparently it's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Oh, you'll be getting a you'll be getting a phone
Speaker 1: call today from my wife? Why because yesterday? Right? She goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: when is that?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 1: This this month? This is yeahs Thursday, and she was like,
Speaker 1: can I see the invite? I shawd the invite and
Speaker 1: it says dress and then in capitals glamorous. Now this
Speaker 1: is to me, it's not even worth looking at twice Okay, However,
Speaker 1: to my wife she's like, oh my god, what does
Speaker 1: that even mean. We don't need to get into Father's Day.
Speaker 1: I kept saying, anyone, any drawa yesterday. I'm sorry. When
Speaker 1: you share your life with three women, there's always drama.
Speaker 1: And they are all three of them students now as well,
Speaker 1: and so there was drama, I'm afraid to say, on
Speaker 1: Father's Day. Whenever someone kept bubbling up and goes Father's Day,
Speaker 1: they would just stare at me.
Speaker 6: Till one day that you should be just one day glamorous.
Speaker 1: What does this mean?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I don't know. Then I went Corpats because you
Speaker 1: do know this stuff. And then but you look super.
Speaker 4: Glam Oh that's nice. If you design, I know you
Speaker 4: always do, so you'll have it.
Speaker 1: You have an amazing dress with hair and mako all
Speaker 1: beyond point glamorous.
Speaker 7: Typically sequence would be good, but you know what, a
Speaker 7: good little black dress would be nice as well.
Speaker 1: But what about my wife? Early banter there? Sorry, so sequence,
Speaker 1: I don't believe that's glamorous means that here in London.
Speaker 1: Saying I'm saying is what is the default dress code here?
Speaker 1: Tracky Dacks I said, basically anything up from that, Sarah.
Speaker 4: If you're not enough boots, that's glamorous.
Speaker 2: Jeanes.
Speaker 4: You've got a pair a nice, really nice pair of jeans.
Speaker 7: Nice jean to a glamorous niche.
Speaker 4: No, it's just joking.
Speaker 1: Well, when they had the premiere of the Tarantino movie
Speaker 1: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, right and the invite
Speaker 1: it was like the premiere of Tarantino's Once Upon a
Speaker 1: Time in Hollywood, and it was the Astor Theater, which
Speaker 1: is beautiful theater right, and it was like, come dressed
Speaker 1: in seventy chic Oh cool? So yeah. So my wife
Speaker 1: and I were like, we didn't know any different, then
Speaker 1: we will. So I went and brought a fake leather
Speaker 1: jacket shirt, you know, like Saturay night fever over the jacket,
Speaker 1: a huge, great, big silver chain over the shirt. Went
Speaker 1: out for dinner beforehand. People were like, the demon looked
Speaker 1: twice went to this dress in seventy sheep. We were
Speaker 1: the only ones. Oh and there were hundreds of people that.
Speaker 4: I told you, no one was going to do that.
Speaker 4: No one, No one in Australia, no one.
Speaker 1: And the saddest thing is no batter at my sort
Speaker 1: of seventies pimp deep. Don't they think this is probably
Speaker 1: what we were dressed like at the weekend? Mister DJ.
Speaker 1: My wife was so glamorous. Don't mean whine about secrets,
Speaker 1: Gor Pats.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: That's how was your husband's father's day? Did he love
Speaker 1: the camping chair?
Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, he's in love with his wanderer grand
Speaker 7: lounger so much so that it is dead set in
Speaker 7: the middle of the living room.
Speaker 1: First of all, what's it.
Speaker 8: What's it called the Wanderer Grand Lounger.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's aspirational. It's a chair, it's a vibe.
Speaker 1: It's a small than a chair.
Speaker 8: It's a lifestyle. It's got a side little side table,
Speaker 8: and a spot for his drink. It's got a head.
Speaker 1: Rest, snacks, a small plate.
Speaker 7: On the in his element. He was on it yesterday
Speaker 7: morning and all day. In fact, when we got back
Speaker 7: from lunch and watch this most ridiculous movie that, you know,
Speaker 7: I just let him have the day yesterday.
Speaker 8: I wasn't gonna argue over.
Speaker 7: Who got rights to the streaming services yesterday.
Speaker 8: Popeye the Slayer.
Speaker 4: Match sounds incredible. Even paid miss missed that one.
Speaker 1: Popeye the Slayer some.
Speaker 8: New horror on Prime.
Speaker 6: It's like a horror movie about like pop up pop Pye,
Speaker 6: Popeye with the muscles and Spinach.
Speaker 1: Saw those roids he was on back in the day.
Speaker 1: We should have seen the signs. He's gone mad Popeye slang.
Speaker 4: I think he's the bad guy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: Rotten tomato.
Speaker 1: Wow, Chris paid for that, paid for There's no Drama's day.
Speaker 1: You know, it's Father's Day. So he loved it. He
Speaker 1: loved the chair. Yes, great gift, yes.
Speaker 7: And delivered in his coffee and whatever his needs were,
Speaker 7: snacks and he was in his element. And the chair
Speaker 7: is still as I left for it this morning, dead
Speaker 7: set in the middle of the mat TV.
Speaker 6: It looks like an outdoor chair though to me, Patsy,
Speaker 6: it is an outdoor chair.
Speaker 7: It is absolutely it's not meant for indoor use, but anyway,
Speaker 7: that's what you get with the love God. So we
Speaker 7: did get him a jacket as well, and I bought
Speaker 7: it online, looks like it and actually didn't open it,
Speaker 7: so it came in the shop's packaging and the second
Speaker 7: that he opened it, the whole room fell silent.
Speaker 1: One of those Alex, have you seen it? It's I have.
Speaker 1: It's like, come Steve Owen.
Speaker 4: It's generous, a.
Speaker 1: Zoo keeper, vibes like he's come to do a talk
Speaker 1: at the school about animal handing, and he's brought some
Speaker 1: mama's and some of the pets with him.
Speaker 4: Instant fredible is to how would you call it? Poo
Speaker 4: baby poops?
Speaker 1: The third of you two? I love to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Magic's a look in his eyes where he's like,
Speaker 6: I know this.
Speaker 4: Came not to wear it?
Speaker 7: So he got it out and I knew exactly what
Speaker 7: he was thinking, and all I could say was just anaudible.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, but you.
Speaker 1: Got what you ordered. There's no confusion online. I know
Speaker 1: it is. It's a Steve when sort of safari.
Speaker 8: Well he put it on and it looked more like.
Speaker 1: What time is? What time is? The elephant handing chat
Speaker 1: zoo keeper?
Speaker 4: Did he do the old? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is? This is? He shouldn't even know what I
Speaker 1: normally wear. Nice to mix it up, you know, and
Speaker 1: glamorous where.
Speaker 9: There's two down the red carpets. Christian just coming up
Speaker 9: from twenty to seven Gold one oh four point three
Speaker 9: Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 1: Did you see the moon last night? Please tell me
Speaker 1: you saw it?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 1: I did this morning. It's like some kind of eclipse
Speaker 1: yet a little slither beautiful blood moon, very rare.
Speaker 7: Night though powerful, crazy crazy bright night.
Speaker 8: Couldn't sleep properly last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a strange atmosphere. The weather was squarely yes,
Speaker 1: Wizard of was in the morning, then clearing afternoon something,
Speaker 1: then bizarrely mild.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really like.
Speaker 1: When you're in a tropical country or something before there's
Speaker 1: a major thunderstorm. And the atmosphere heavy with irons.
Speaker 4: Okay, a lot of irons fell.
Speaker 1: There was ion netic like crackling static static. If I
Speaker 1: was an evil baddie, I'm not. If I was, i'd
Speaker 1: be harnessing this right now. And it's strange laboratory. But again,
Speaker 1: just for the record, I'm not so relaxed everybody. I
Speaker 1: was at the servo station the other day filling out
Speaker 1: with fuel. And by the way, why can't that be
Speaker 1: easy getting out of the car with that clanky opening
Speaker 1: it back? Everybody years? No, exactly, why can't you get
Speaker 1: with the vacuum where you press the button and just
Speaker 1: retracts its ownly that come on, that scientist do that? Anyway,
Speaker 1: as I was going into pay, there was a guy
Speaker 1: leaving who'd ordered a Mars bar and I don't mean
Speaker 1: the fun size, a proper on a fist full of
Speaker 1: Mars and he is trady and he was chomping it down,
Speaker 1: crack crack, three bites gone.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's like legend.
Speaker 1: That's like, wow, it's too much for me. One of
Speaker 1: those big ones.
Speaker 6: Yeah, those days along behind me as a teenager. Sure,
Speaker 6: crazy young kid, but yes, no way you can be
Speaker 6: doing that.
Speaker 1: In the eighties in the UK, Mars Bars had a
Speaker 1: big national TV campaign. The slogan was a mars bar
Speaker 1: a day keeps the doctor away. So I was thought, alrighty,
Speaker 1: I'm not stupid. I'll have these to keep that doctor away.
Speaker 1: And my parents double down, and my mum is a nurse,
Speaker 1: she should have met her.
Speaker 4: Why would the mask corporation.
Speaker 1: You would never get away with that. Now, a mars
Speaker 1: Bar day keeps the doctor away. I was like, thank you,
Speaker 1: mars par a first defense against illness and viruses.
Speaker 7: I remember that, though, I remember the ad a Mars Day,
Speaker 7: and I forget the other people.
Speaker 1: No, no, it was work, rest and play, work, question
Speaker 1: and play. Yeah, we've got some of the old adverts
Speaker 1: here and here's the Mars Bar one have listened to this.
Speaker 2: Mars is no.
Speaker 10: Ten still only forty cents recommended retail price, more beyond
Speaker 10: money banger.
Speaker 2: Share.
Speaker 1: However, I'm more of a Milky Way guy. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that lighter, softer, more digestible.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's more digestible.
Speaker 6: I think as you age, I'm finding myself moving into
Speaker 6: the Milky Way territory more.
Speaker 4: It's not as sweet, it's not too sweet, it's softer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and a beautiful appetizer served on the plate
Speaker 1: to impress the neighbors.
Speaker 7: No, I think it's the insipid chocolate bar.
Speaker 1: I find the mass bar too thick, dense. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: keep going with the caramel chopping and coat stick.
Speaker 7: What can you do with a milky bar, Mars bar.
Speaker 7: You can make Mars bar slice true deconstructed. I used
Speaker 7: to do at.
Speaker 1: School Jones and ice cream. Yes, actually mars bar ice
Speaker 1: cream is really nice, but in the microwave, so it's
Speaker 1: all like as ice cream soupy owey. Yeah. No, milky bars.
Speaker 8: Just like in your mouth.
Speaker 1: It's perfect, and I mean digesting it for a year.
Speaker 4: A tiny Yeah, I've got more room for leafy greens exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I took my eighteen year ol. We went and
Speaker 1: had dinner last night, right, just me and her, and
Speaker 1: we were ordering food and we had the menus about
Speaker 1: with mumas here she insist that we ordered some greens
Speaker 1: Father's Day. About any of that stuff. I saw the
Speaker 1: waitress looking at me like judge, went, I'm joking, of course,
Speaker 1: would have. I was just a lesson. I was testing her.
Speaker 1: We'll have side those greens anyway. We eat all the food.
Speaker 1: The greens haven't been touched. And then I have to
Speaker 1: do this performance, so it's responsible to and they go,
Speaker 1: can I have those to go? She goes, you want
Speaker 1: me to box these? They're in the fridget work. You
Speaker 1: know what I've never touching. I'm going to lead him
Speaker 1: in there. My food is always getting stolen. It's an
Speaker 1: experiment this week. See if anyone tucks into those leafy greens.
Speaker 1: So you two males bark fans milky way.
Speaker 7: I have, but it's just small, it's too much nothing, Alex.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't expect That's what it is. Yeah, it is
Speaker 4: thinking men's.
Speaker 1: You're right, it's it's the air of nobility, about nobility
Speaker 1: for everybody. Really, it's not we need foot soldiers real
Speaker 1: they're with their chunky, thick now gart based. There's more
Speaker 1: bite the glass of water.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 1: You guys ever had a deep fried mars bar? That
Speaker 1: is amazing so good Scotland it's in fish and chip
Speaker 1: shots patters right, all of them widely available. You've been
Speaker 1: to Scotland, have you seen the state of Scottish people?
Speaker 1: Trainspotting was about some of the healthier ones Christian. Have
Speaker 1: they have perhats and Alex had a deep fried mars bar.
Speaker 1: You can get them in some fish and chip shops
Speaker 1: here and some Martin Christian. The Milky Bar kid, yes,
Speaker 1: give me the little Milky Bar was in my class
Speaker 1: for Close Boys High in Sydney. His name is Grant.
Speaker 1: He's done a couple of other ads. That's from Shane
Speaker 1: in Sydney that we have to do it to the
Speaker 1: after seven weeks claim to fame. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: think we're going to get anything bigger Shane who went
Speaker 1: to school and was in the same class as the
Speaker 1: Milky bar keys. Isn't it like the two rag of yes,
Speaker 1: ye yes.
Speaker 8: You'd have to be in his forties now, wouldn't He was.
Speaker 6: That the milk eas the Milky Bar nineteen sixty So yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean even older old.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding we should get him.
Speaker 4: On the Milky Bar.
Speaker 8: Kid's got a kid of his own.
Speaker 1: Maybe grank ye milky grankage. This comes to Brian Christian.
Speaker 1: The Milky Way is for toddlers. Miles Brass are for
Speaker 1: grown ups.
Speaker 5: Oh that hurt.
Speaker 1: That's huge milky barket in the class that Close Boys High.
Speaker 1: I love it. Shane and Sidney, thank you very much
Speaker 1: for that. And yet after seven o'clock, like Shane and Sidney,
Speaker 1: have you got a week claim to faign? In fact,
Speaker 1: there's no weak claim to fines. That's a huge one,
Speaker 1: that is strong, that is powerful. All right, it's uh.
Speaker 1: We do this on a Monday morning. I give you,
Speaker 1: I give the team the words. They have to sing
Speaker 1: me a song instantly with this word in the title.
Speaker 1: Are you all ready to play? Highway? Hell? Wow? Harmonies
Speaker 1: gold gold?
Speaker 8: Are you believing.
Speaker 1: Much interested in playing? This is how little we all
Speaker 1: know about the next line and song.
Speaker 8: You're indestructible.
Speaker 1: You're right. I know about the instructal because it's an
Speaker 1: unusual word in the song, isn't it. You don't get
Speaker 1: a lot of You've got you all right, spirits, we're
Speaker 1: the lots.
Speaker 4: Let's say, why are you doing.
Speaker 1: It like a song? Redneck? I love? Who's his new characters?
Speaker 8: Spirit is the word spirit?
Speaker 2: Spirit?
Speaker 1: Spirit? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I don't think you're right. I don't think no, no,
Speaker 4: don't spirit in the sky. Norman Queen Bell Wild Wild
Speaker 4: Horses could not Drag me Away tune Sundays Stone, Rolling Stone.
Speaker 7: They did a version, but there wasn't there a version
Speaker 7: in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Before that? Yeah, she said great, not the melody Pats
Speaker 1: was she doing the things?
Speaker 8: Was a version in the eighties. I'm trying to think
Speaker 8: who sung it?
Speaker 1: Hang on it's.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, Gino Vanelli.
Speaker 1: Sounds like an ice cream shopping Coburn meters from this
Speaker 1: cinema Genoan a great star. Sobe Sunday broken.
Speaker 4: Oh broo can when I'm time? Remember it was Amy
Speaker 4: Lee and see the.
Speaker 11: See the.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: And there's also who did I'm Walking on Broken Glass?
Speaker 1: And it's rhythmics as well, yes, oh hey, that's also
Speaker 1: an chains oh yes, an Now it's fast. Sometimes. I
Speaker 1: love the fact that the producers here worked very hard,
Speaker 1: but what they call is their retro producers. Do you
Speaker 1: remember ten minutes ago when I was sabot Anie LAK's
Speaker 1: walking Broken Glass? And we've now moved on, I've got
Speaker 1: that flashback to two minutes ago? Anyone remember ride song
Speaker 1: show minus two? This is a brilliant song that was
Speaker 1: two questions ago, but this is the one we're doing now.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 8: So that was massive for her that album.
Speaker 1: Which one do you want me to play next? Big
Speaker 1: Monday song? Oh we're going Anny, Yeah, okay, three more
Speaker 1: Flame and Australian. If you don't get this, yes, it's
Speaker 1: a drunken carry round the campfire's bag. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: going to play Walking on broken Glass. Then this. I
Speaker 1: love this song. You know I said early about the producers.
Speaker 1: They put wild on here, which we just did. Good
Speaker 1: to go again though, I say wild anyone? Oh to
Speaker 1: be wore milky bar kets here, milky bars are on him.
Speaker 1: Glory Oh, yep, that's the word.
Speaker 4: I can think of songs, story Oasis, Blaze of Glory, Yeah,
Speaker 4: what's how does that song go? Blazer glory not down
Speaker 4: in a blazer glory? Yeah, and uh there we go.
Speaker 3: I love this.
Speaker 1: That John he can some his best stuff to himself. Richie,
Speaker 1: somebody over this one. Hands off young Guns remember.
Speaker 2: That fil Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sound this the Boss.
Speaker 8: That's Monday banger. Glory Days yeah with Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the band was called Glory Days. Okay, he's up
Speaker 1: at that bar fa. Yeah, it's the Moon and the
Speaker 1: and they. She was at the buffet yesterday. You know
Speaker 1: we always have that after after Martham is pretty big,
Speaker 1: isn't it? After a buffet.
Speaker 8: I was designated driver.
Speaker 1: What was coming up next?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on Podcast.
Speaker 1: Two twenty minutes ago, we were a raging debates was
Speaker 1: on the show Mars Bar versus Milky Ways. If you
Speaker 1: weren't set that along tomorrow, you're not a miss stuff
Speaker 1: like this, okay? And anyway, we got a text from Shane,
Speaker 1: who listens to the show in Sydney, said, Christian, the
Speaker 1: Milky Bar kid was in my class at for Close
Speaker 1: Boys High in Sydney Grant and these are they? You
Speaker 1: remember these adverts.
Speaker 2: Milky Bars, Romney.
Speaker 1: Iconic the shoot. But that is some claim to fame,
Speaker 1: so it's any excuse to bring back this.
Speaker 4: All business like show business.
Speaker 11: My husband supposedly chatted up Bria Kerry in an airport.
Speaker 1: I worked at a.
Speaker 10: Nightclub in Whistler, British Columbia, Canada with Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 6: My best friends mum is dating Buddy Franklin's uncle.
Speaker 1: Christian, you remember we haven't done this in too long,
Speaker 1: Shame on us. There's stories we've heard incredible. Who was
Speaker 1: the guy? Was it last? A listener called Last who
Speaker 1: gave his shoes to Who was it with Russell Crow?
Speaker 1: I think it was Russell gave his shoes. You have
Speaker 1: to fight the Russell Crowe said, nice boots, mate, and
Speaker 1: he said do you want them? And he gave us
Speaker 1: to Russell Crow. When we used to do this, we
Speaker 1: used to do every week. Some of the calls we
Speaker 1: like fever trees. There's so many amazing ones. Is Clint
Speaker 1: Eastwood fighting in a lift? Yes, this is why it
Speaker 1: needs We brought back the moment one of you tugs
Speaker 1: on a thread that says Christian the milky bar kid
Speaker 1: was in the same class as me at school. That's it.
Speaker 1: The floodgates need to be opened once more. So we
Speaker 1: called us the weakest claim to fame because no, no
Speaker 1: claim to fame is ever too weak for this. So
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Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I also have an advertising themed one.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Back in the earth maybe mid two thousands.
Speaker 6: Everyone in Australia would be familiar with the No Gary
Speaker 6: No ad, and that was a Nicorette ad. There was
Speaker 6: an office worker who would come out of his office
Speaker 6: for his Smoco break, would go to reach for a cigarette.
Speaker 6: Then a huge swarm of cheerleaders men dressed in cheerleader
Speaker 6: outfits hilarious would chant.
Speaker 4: No Gary No, No Gary No.
Speaker 1: But you still remember it to this days on it works.
Speaker 6: Drugion culture is mostly ads like they're the most like
Speaker 6: what we like bonds us together, great ads, and so
Speaker 6: this one really left its mark. And my friend's mum's
Speaker 6: colleague was one of the cheerleaders in the no Gary
Speaker 6: No that issue. Wow, I know I've never met him,
Speaker 6: but god I will need to.
Speaker 1: You know him by mythic status. Yes, exactly this. We
Speaker 1: are already rocking this show. One of our listeners went
Speaker 1: to the same schools the Milky Bar kid and you
Speaker 1: what's about three connections.
Speaker 4: My friend's mum's colleague was.
Speaker 1: My friend's colleagues was one of the cheerleaders. So I'm
Speaker 1: saying two steps, friend's mum friends man, Okay, thirteen fifty
Speaker 1: five twenty two, give us a cool now, I for
Speaker 1: your weakest claim to faint.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian as Paths would say, fun fact, a milky bar
Speaker 1: is a Mars bar without the caramel.
Speaker 5: What what?
Speaker 4: Slow down?
Speaker 1: Slow down? Everything's moving very quickly of a sudden, A
Speaker 1: world's a colliding and spinning. Is that right?
Speaker 6: I have a friend that works at Mars. I can
Speaker 6: call him in the ad break and get the inside.
Speaker 1: I need to know, whistleblower. This is huge right now,
Speaker 1: weakest claim to fame. This used to be a weekly thing.
Speaker 1: I seem to remember as well as someone buying a
Speaker 1: lamp from Ian Smith. It was the actually plaid Harold Bishop.
Speaker 1: May see how I can recall that the other day
Speaker 1: of my wife was took by her birthday in November.
Speaker 1: We've been married twenty seven years, and I was like nine.
Speaker 1: She goes, tell me you're working around And I actually
Speaker 1: never never been more scared of my life because actually
Speaker 1: looking at my untiny demise in the eyes, and I
Speaker 1: went it was like Russian roulette. Spin it again, Spin
Speaker 1: that tumbler again. I knew you're working around.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 1: But I remember that call Ian Smith. Some brought lamb
Speaker 1: from in Smith. I can tell you that where I
Speaker 1: was the time and day, the time of the show.
Speaker 1: I know that vividly. Why is that burnt in twenty
Speaker 1: seven birthdays with that lady? None of that has retained.
Speaker 1: What if you brought lamb from Harold Bishop? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: get out of the way. There's birthday and other significant data.
Speaker 7: Wasn't there always also someone that went to do drapes
Speaker 7: for the man who played Harold as well?
Speaker 1: Yes there was a space you right, Pats who were
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. There were always stories about Ian Smith.
Speaker 1: I look some brought car as well from Adam's on
Speaker 1: the line now, Adam, welcome to the show. Yeah, good hope,
Speaker 1: a lovely weekend. So we're taking stories your weakest claim
Speaker 1: to fame? What is your claim to fame? What's yours? Adam?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 12: Mindy that I'm always in a video with Chris God
Speaker 12: celebrating him keeping the winning goal in the twenty third
Speaker 12: Elimination final in the post it every year for his birthday.
Speaker 4: Wow, how were we celebrating on the field or nah?
Speaker 12: So I'm not going I mean the Richard Cheese squad
Speaker 12: more or less. And then it just pays to Chris
Speaker 12: Jaba celebrating in the back. You see me like yelling
Speaker 12: towards my best mate he goes to Richard, can you
Speaker 12: giving us stick all go?
Speaker 1: That is a great one. Thank you very much, Adam,
Speaker 1: have a lovely week Thanks you calling the show.
Speaker 11: Thanks mate?
Speaker 1: What phone was he calling from? The old knocky? He's
Speaker 1: just been playing snake. I've got a one. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My son Max goes to Kindy with Kangaroo's star Luke
Speaker 3: Davies Uniax.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, we thought we had a direct line. We
Speaker 1: got blocked out. Do you think son?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, not Sun Alex has got the mark of this now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right here we got here page.
Speaker 2: Good morning page, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good to have your a lovely weekend? Page?
Speaker 1: What's your claim to fame?
Speaker 13: So my dad taught Grant Dania how to play the guitar?
Speaker 1: Wow, this is why we got up this morning. I
Speaker 1: didn't know this. No, I didn't hang on a minute.
Speaker 1: He's not got He's not forming a band, is he?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Poor Troop or threat the other ones?
Speaker 4: Weather?
Speaker 1: Wow? So when is this recently or no?
Speaker 13: This was a few years ago to My pop owned
Speaker 13: a music store and I'm pretty sure the story is
Speaker 13: that Grant dan You went in there and my dad
Speaker 13: used to work there and somehow he ended up teaching
Speaker 13: him how to play guitar. So and then he became famous.
Speaker 13: Not for his guitars gilds obviously, but yeah, wow.
Speaker 1: Incredible stuff, Paige. I love this. It's brilliant. Thanks going to.
Speaker 2: Mate the Christian O'Connell show by.
Speaker 1: Rand You miss her lyrics right now? What is your
Speaker 1: claim to fame? Some of these is huge. I think
Speaker 1: we're going to have to actually upgrade it to explosion
Speaker 1: sound effects when I drop these, it's bigger than a
Speaker 1: mic drop. Christian. I once lived around the corner from
Speaker 1: the house that John Farnham had singing lessons in Christian
Speaker 1: I was wanting an elevator with Matt Preston. Oh no,
Speaker 1: not that one Christian claim to fame and also relevant
Speaker 1: to today's show. This is huge. Let me just wait
Speaker 1: for the song to end. I I need the floor.
Speaker 1: Excuse me sisting on? Thank you, Christian. My mum Julie
Speaker 1: ate the first Mars bar made in Australia. She worked
Speaker 1: at the Mars Bar factory in Ballarat. There's a photo
Speaker 1: of her in reception eating the first Miles bar off
Speaker 1: the production line.
Speaker 4: Kira.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the biggest woman done. Oh Yeah, that's the lamp
Speaker 1: from Ian Smith of two twenty five.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 8: I wonder how she like, did she work there?
Speaker 1: Is that why she she said that she worked there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did it. Yeah, tune in between you any any
Speaker 1: any moment between six to nine to jump into a.
Speaker 4: Floe that thought.
Speaker 8: Alex just said, did they put their names.
Speaker 4: In a hat?
Speaker 1: I reckon they did? And that's like one of those
Speaker 1: big internal things, isn't it. Yes, Yeah, to be the
Speaker 1: very You weren't here in the early days of the
Speaker 1: show Rio, but I remember once and when I just
Speaker 1: thought everything about Australian radio is nuts, they said to me, Hey,
Speaker 1: this'd be a really nice way for you to meet
Speaker 1: everybody works at the radio station. There's a big new
Speaker 1: fridge opening and everyone's really excited about it. Would you
Speaker 1: like to open it at eleven am today? Because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to look like a standoffish palm, I was like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: There was a crowd of about ninety people there while
Speaker 1: I they said you maybe want to say a few words,
Speaker 1: I was like, show me the fridge they were really
Speaker 1: excited about. I was like, what have I done?
Speaker 10: Here?
Speaker 2: Are we here?
Speaker 1: The people at this radio station has about fridge. We
Speaker 1: used to have like Paul McCartney coming into me the
Speaker 1: old radio station in London. Christian, I wance a Paul
Speaker 1: Young's Mars bar.
Speaker 4: Wow, where are these?
Speaker 1: Christian Wes claimed to find great to hear it? Back
Speaker 1: when I was three, my next door neighbors gave me
Speaker 1: a birthday card from Dermott Brereton. Christian, I still have it.
Speaker 1: I'm forty one. Ah, yeah, you could keep that, wish
Speaker 1: you would. Christian. My stepsister's husband's car was used as
Speaker 1: Paul Robinson's car Stephen Dennis in neighbors Christian. Tina Arena's
Speaker 1: big sister, Nancy was in my graphic design certificate course
Speaker 1: at Preston Taithe Nancy Arena. Nancy was very very proud
Speaker 1: of her little sister. That is great, rightly, so you
Speaker 1: would be very very proud.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian, I own a copy of you two's Record Boy,
Speaker 1: previously owned by former Fremantle Dockers coach Jared Neisham.
Speaker 4: Wow, rob, how how is that in your possession?
Speaker 1: With priceless? On Antiqu's road show, they go, We'll get
Speaker 1: out of here with this. Christian, I went to school
Speaker 1: with the older sister of Mary Ann Henshaw. Come on, guys,
Speaker 1: who was Mary Henshaw's Amy in Banana's in pajamas?
Speaker 4: How quickly we forget? She was in the year below us?
Speaker 1: And I went to school with the older sister of
Speaker 1: Mary An Henshaw, who was Amy and bananas in pajamas
Speaker 1: Christian many men moons ago when I was sixteen, My
Speaker 1: week clean to fame was I helped Delvine Delaney been
Speaker 1: the Paul Hogan Show, you choose a Christmas present for
Speaker 1: her nephew in case you know, we ended up picking
Speaker 1: a Luke Skywalker doll. I was so starstruck a bet
Speaker 1: he said, great, thank you so much. Letir Let's take
Speaker 1: some calls now, Vicky, come on and Vicky, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 14: Good morning, mind another Stephan Dennis run.
Speaker 1: Good's good good. I was wondering when they were going
Speaker 1: to start coming back.
Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, so forty odd years ago. My dad was
Speaker 14: used Granta teacher and at the time when dur Kat
Speaker 14: was having kittens and Stephan, oh, yeah, like one of
Speaker 14: the kittens came to their house and chose a kitty.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is shoe. Stephen Dennis brought one of your kittens.
Speaker 14: And it was before he was famous. It was semi famous.
Speaker 14: I think he'd done it or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Traine famous exactly, Vicky. I love it.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. You called him. May have a
Speaker 1: good week, you do, Hey Rebecca, good morning, Hey Rebecca.
Speaker 1: What's your week? Claim to fame for us? Mate?
Speaker 13: My uncle baptized now I in Brooklia.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow, that is huge massives. These are
Speaker 1: just huge every about her time. Fonds good Rebecca, great one,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for sharing.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Can we carry on whether he says find out? Sue? Hello,
Speaker 1: Hello this Sue. So what's your weekless came to fame
Speaker 1: for us?
Speaker 5: I've cooked for the queen?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, now we're talking. You cook for the queen?
Speaker 1: How did you get to earn that privilege?
Speaker 5: Okay? In the nineteen ninety tom Rough Games in New Zealand,
Speaker 5: I was one of the cooks and disorder came through
Speaker 5: and she ordered a solid and medium rere steak.
Speaker 1: What it came through? You know, when they're getting those
Speaker 1: dockets off, there's someone with the last crown out the
Speaker 1: front says she's a queen. But I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got quite a few of those around here anyway,
Speaker 1: And let me just check. Yes, she wants some medium
Speaker 1: as if she just shot it with her gun. So
Speaker 1: you cook for the queen?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, So she did the opening of the games
Speaker 5: and the restaurant where everybody sits to you know, they
Speaker 5: just come and help themselves and all that, and she
Speaker 5: was all closed just for her.
Speaker 1: Did she leave the tap or anything like that? Maybe
Speaker 1: a diamond from a tiara.
Speaker 5: But I've got something else funny, is that because we
Speaker 5: were the cooks there, we all got a bronze medal,
Speaker 5: which is exactly the same as what the athletes get.
Speaker 5: We just didn't have a hole. And back then I
Speaker 5: was a kirby person and I needed to tell people
Speaker 5: that I wanted to join the hurdles.
Speaker 1: You've got an you've got an actual bronze medal.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's got the ectly the same as what the links.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you're an athlete, you're training a long
Speaker 6: time to get childhood just handing him out to.
Speaker 1: The great listen cooking a steak. Well you're an atha
Speaker 1: you're at that's the saying. In fact, mate Roum on
Speaker 1: the podium, we've got short of a chef here as
Speaker 1: well in second places to getting your silver the pastry
Speaker 1: chef as well, Fiddley job that gold. Hey, so this
Speaker 1: is this is this is brilliant. You've got two great
Speaker 1: ones there soon. Thank you so much for calling up.
Speaker 5: Sue, thank you.
Speaker 1: Have we got any more or have we peat?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Gone podcast.
Speaker 1: Coming up in ten minutes time. But in the car Lyle,
Speaker 1: I just like to break up artist's name like this
Speaker 1: in the last the show sticka toe. It's cool. I know,
Speaker 1: it's just like a wrapper would. Rebecca just emailed me
Speaker 1: this one. This is amazing about Mother Teresa. That's up
Speaker 1: there with Stephen Dennis Yea. Our grandfather was a tattooist
Speaker 1: and artist. Tattooed Mother Teresa. No, no, no, I didn't
Speaker 1: know that she had a tattoo of Jesus high fiving
Speaker 1: God underneath Father's Day and then four and ev is
Speaker 1: that lovely rotten her back? So when she flexed herdlts
Speaker 1: of her famous del yeah, she was ripped in really
Speaker 1: strong delts, empties delts. It is the workout I do.
Speaker 1: Our grandfather was a tatoist and an artists painted Mother
Speaker 1: Teresa's portrait in the eighties when mother Teresa came to Australia,
Speaker 1: they presented the portrait to her. She took it back home.
Speaker 1: That'd be nice by the mantlepieces, what she would have said,
Speaker 1: And she sent my grandfather a letter thanking him, which
Speaker 1: my uncle still has to this day. Rebecca, amazing story.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Christian. My name is Michelle. My
Speaker 1: brother Scotland's in London. He's a landscaper. He was this
Speaker 1: is able. He's fixing a fence for a week or
Speaker 1: two and a dog he's dragging out on he you
Speaker 1: rip off? London is like that, Australian. It's going to
Speaker 1: take at least a week or two to mend a
Speaker 1: fence in an hour? Can't you put it into new
Speaker 1: posts some paneling. He's a landscape he was fixing a
Speaker 1: fence and a dog would always come to the back
Speaker 1: fence and greet him. The owner Simon Lebon, Oh wow, Giranne, Jiranne,
Speaker 1: that's amazing, probably said, how long is he going to
Speaker 1: take you to do this fence? Dragging the ass out
Speaker 1: of this Christian. When I was pregnant with my first boy,
Speaker 1: my Auntie worked for Clinique in Melbourne, with Kylie Minogue's Auntie.
Speaker 1: She made a baby blanket for me. Great Christian Week
Speaker 1: is going to fame. As a baby, I was held
Speaker 1: by hockey Great Wayne Gretzky. What Yes, Christian used to
Speaker 1: work at the airport with Eric Banner's mother. I love
Speaker 1: this one, Christian James heard and I shop at the
Speaker 1: same fruit shop. There is a very real chance we
Speaker 1: have shared bananas from the same bunch, you guys. Is
Speaker 1: it too late to update the sports news Alex Wow,
Speaker 1: All right, let's just start out squeezeing two calls here, Leanne,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for waiting. Leanne, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Good morning. I love your show, guys. You back in
Speaker 11: the day I helped printers Diana's shop in Harold's for
Speaker 11: William and Harry in the toy department.
Speaker 1: This is that genuinely really big one.
Speaker 11: It gets bigger. Back in the day, I worked in
Speaker 11: Harrods in London with my boyfriend now husband, and I
Speaker 11: was in the customer complaints department and there was a
Speaker 11: big kerfuffle on the third floor, which was where the
Speaker 11: toys were. And I thought of somebody's complained or fallen
Speaker 11: or something. I must go and help them floor on
Speaker 11: the third floor, and it was Princess Diana and I
Speaker 11: stood next door to her, and she bought a big
Speaker 11: tavy bear for Harry and a train set for William.
Speaker 4: I would have buddy loved that.
Speaker 1: Title of today's show. Kuffle on the third floor on
Speaker 1: the third floor.
Speaker 11: And it gets better because my dad's fourth cousin to
Speaker 11: her father, Johnny Spencer.
Speaker 4: Oh, but I was so.
Speaker 11: Nervous and so fast struck I couldn't say.
Speaker 5: Oh, related to you, Yes, put me out.
Speaker 11: Yeah, So that's my pa.
Speaker 1: It's a great one as well, Leanne. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for sharing. Thank you so much tomorrow. One word
Speaker 1: kerfuffle stories. Wherever there's been a kerfuffle, I want you
Speaker 1: to tell me that story about on the third floor
Speaker 1: is when some is not serious, but there's a brew haha,
Speaker 1: and I think there's a ladder of escalation here. Melee
Speaker 1: starts with a melee, then it goes to brew haha,
Speaker 1: and then suddenly it's kafuffle on third floor. All starf
Speaker 1: on third floor. Dinah's back in again, causing a kafuffle.
Speaker 1: We never worked out what the customer complaint was or
Speaker 1: what a distract bidazzle by there, all right, who's some
Speaker 1: sport coming up next?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You're looking for a recent join us tomorrow. It's a
Speaker 1: take part as I try and plot a definitive scale
Speaker 1: of escalation? Where do we plot on the ladder of escalation?
Speaker 1: Bub melie brew haha, kerfuffle. These are all just types
Speaker 1: of disturbance. In escalation, it stants out as a mild disturbance.
Speaker 1: And then what about pandemonium? Good news idea a lot
Speaker 1: from Patsy on Black Friday, Pandemonium yesterday?
Speaker 6: Admire hentimonium pretty high on the scale of excellent.
Speaker 1: Brew haha, wouldn't make it into the news.
Speaker 4: It's pretty local.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What about ruckus or rucus?
Speaker 1: Maybe ruckus today after a Grand Final game ended in
Speaker 1: a clash rumpus. How would you define rumpus? Because yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never in around the world seen the rumpers from
Speaker 1: until I came here. But it's a room for children. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's quite table adults going up to a rumpus. It's
Speaker 1: like a padded sel for kids. You got going around
Speaker 1: at your Let me all right, time for this week's
Speaker 1: brand new miss Her lyrics. It's just another Miss day,
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's miss herd lyrics. Every Monday, we play back
Speaker 1: your mishard lyrics. If we play them back and we
Speaker 1: agree what you think of miss hearing. If we don't
Speaker 1: hear it, you'll hear and for the great ones, sistance
Speaker 1: Hall of two great ones. Last week from you, Tania
Speaker 1: had Papa don't preach Madonna and Papa don breach. Mark
Speaker 1: Palmer had beautiful people Australian crawl. They've got a rubber
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Speaker 1: old coat for a pillow, gone old good for Bill?
Speaker 1: Or is it he's got old goats for a pillow.
Speaker 11: Goner old good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, old old goats a pillow.
Speaker 4: I love that tis Hall of.
Speaker 1: The image of a quite unhappy old goat to suddenly
Speaker 1: being pulled down by John bon Jovie sleeping wrath after
Speaker 1: a wild weekend. It's incredible, Damien and Adelaie, thank you
Speaker 1: very much this escapade. Janet Jackson the original line Minneapolis
Speaker 1: or is it learn the alphabet? Oh wow, she's angry, Hey,
Speaker 1: come on. Literacy rates in Australia. Not great, so bizarre, Denise,
Speaker 1: I touched myself to Vinyls. When I think about you,
Speaker 1: I touch myself. That we play this, I get complaints.
Speaker 1: It's always the same woman, and I go I get it.
Speaker 1: I absolutely get it. Or maybe a different way to
Speaker 1: understand it. Now, maybe we've all been mishearing it and
Speaker 1: it's actually, when I think about you, I touch Marcel
Speaker 1: Lucky Masel. That's one hundred percent correct. Was it Marcel
Speaker 1: one of the fellas on the Guess Who game?
Speaker 4: Yes, definitely Marcel's.
Speaker 1: Is that Marcel? I touched Marcel? Oh, come on in
Speaker 1: in Hall of favor, Denise, Great, I'm giving about that
Speaker 1: lady who's been complaining for seven years about that song going. Actually,
Speaker 1: you're wrong, it's Marcel. He's been touched. I'm not touching myself.
Speaker 1: It's Marcel. I'm touching. Wait does that make it better
Speaker 1: or worse?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: That's a great one. Chloe and Carra. We've got a
Speaker 1: double acts here. I try, Macy Gray, I try. Must
Speaker 1: have given us already thirty at least, Miss Lewis. It's
Speaker 1: full of them. My world crumbles when you are not
Speaker 1: here or shout out to the great cargoes. I wore
Speaker 1: cargoes when you are not. I just love cargoes. Wow.
Speaker 1: I was going back through some old photos of me
Speaker 1: and the girls yesterday on Father's Day and they were like, what,
Speaker 1: whoa what are you wearing here? It's a mid two thousand.
Speaker 1: They go, these are cargo cargo jeans, cargo pants, those
Speaker 1: huge pockets. Yes, great, that one by the knee, below
Speaker 1: the knee. Yeah, oh it's so good. That have essential things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe some trail mix the system stretching on the obliques,
Speaker 1: get my knee pockets. They were like, what the hell
Speaker 1: are you wearing? You can't run anywhere. Also that they
Speaker 1: were like the cargo pants. And then you also had
Speaker 1: these shorts, cargo shorts, cargo shorts, bring them back.
Speaker 4: I've never seen you in a pair of shorts. I
Speaker 4: noticed this the other day.
Speaker 1: It's an Englishman, you know. We never liked to get
Speaker 1: our legs out. You'll see my sock supenders Gary Allen's
Speaker 1: got stitches by Sean Mendes, Shaken falling on my knees
Speaker 1: or a chicken farted onto my knees. That is only
Speaker 1: that is only that life. It was never not a
Speaker 1: chicken farted not on my knees, acording to mister Mendez,
Speaker 1: but onto my knees. He wants to get the grammar
Speaker 1: right in this. The chicken farted onto my knees, not
Speaker 1: on my names is onto till Hall of famous today
Speaker 1: really great Marcel and a chicken farting onto Sean Mendez's knees.
Speaker 1: That's a kerfuffle, a paltry kerfuffle.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 1: Email me your miss lyrics, Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
Speaker 1: com dot AU.
Speaker 2: Thank you, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, Christian.
Speaker 1: One to bang for next week, Miss her lyrics. Beastie
Speaker 1: Boys five for you at a party? Pretty sure? Ad
Speaker 1: Rock says chicken instead of kick it brackets. I may
Speaker 1: be wrong. I want you to be right, Christian. My
Speaker 1: claim to fame. My eighty star pushbike was locked to
Speaker 1: a pole near Allas. There was an announcement over the
Speaker 1: PA for the bike. Two moved as neighbors were filming
Speaker 1: an episode outside. Stephen Dennis walked past my bike and
Speaker 1: was put into the episode. I didn't realize it was
Speaker 1: my bike, and so I happened to be watching TV.
Speaker 1: I was fifteen at the time, so excited to see
Speaker 1: my bike on TV tomorrow Part two, Accidental fame a
Speaker 1: famous that's too niche even for me. But that that's great. Rio,
Speaker 1: you have some amazing news for us.
Speaker 4: Yes, we bought a house.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, welcome to the mortgage.
Speaker 4: World, the bank boarder. I'm renting it for the next
Speaker 4: thirty years.
Speaker 1: It is a gorgeous place you've got. It's so nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very very cute, very charming.
Speaker 1: You've got a five place.
Speaker 4: We've got a fireplace, piece, fish pond fixed pine. Yes,
Speaker 4: you're very excited about that.
Speaker 1: Are there fish in there?
Speaker 4: There are currently happened?
Speaker 1: Do they take the fish with them or all permanent
Speaker 1: our fishing permanent fixture.
Speaker 4: The fish pond is yes, the go with yeah, what
Speaker 4: happens then yes, yes, yeah, I'll get that lawyer onto this.
Speaker 1: It's the main reason you've got it because you're both
Speaker 1: Coy lovers.
Speaker 4: We are, we're Koy heads, the Koy community, so spin massive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is such a nice place, thanks Matte. Yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, if you're a painter and decorator, to
Speaker 1: real favor, because there's a riot of colors going on
Speaker 1: there was having it and I'm not an interior designer. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it was orange in one room a green ceiling.
Speaker 4: This is the first thing he said, no subtle, So
Speaker 4: are you going to keep those that paink.
Speaker 1: I was the same after I said, congratulates this morning.
Speaker 1: Are you going to get some painters in in the face.
Speaker 1: It's a right of colors?
Speaker 4: Yes, the very eclectic color in the house in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 6: That is the first thing you ever rid bohemian look, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: it's well, we certainly do not have enough money to
Speaker 6: paint for a while, so we better get our eyes
Speaker 6: used to that.
Speaker 1: It's not cheap and painters in. No, it looks that
Speaker 1: you can No, no, you got his backbreaking work. They
Speaker 1: make a mess of it, the frames and all those
Speaker 1: bits window frames.
Speaker 6: It's no, I'm not neither of us are people that
Speaker 6: have that sort of skill set, but it is it
Speaker 6: really hits the eye, doesn't.
Speaker 1: So I know on Friday we were talking about you
Speaker 1: called them the tire kickers, but your mum and dad
Speaker 1: were coming over. The leaves have flown into town from
Speaker 1: Sydney to trying to help. Your dad was bringing their
Speaker 1: head torch.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, he was getting up into the cross space
Speaker 6: on Saturday. He was getting into the into the garage
Speaker 6: and looking with his little head. We're like, what's that
Speaker 6: noise banging around?
Speaker 1: Child man? In the event, Bruce willis in the toy building.
Speaker 6: But I'm so glad they came because it was so
Speaker 6: special to be able to like they live in Sydney.
Speaker 6: I'm in Melbourne now, so we don't get a lot
Speaker 6: of milestones together, so it was so nice. Like once,
Speaker 6: I mean, it was a very stressful five hours while
Speaker 6: we waited.
Speaker 1: It is stressed for buying a house, oh thet I mean,
Speaker 1: everyone says don't get emotionally investors, but of course otherwise
Speaker 1: it's so much money you get together that you have
Speaker 1: to pay for the rest of your life. It is.
Speaker 1: It's an emotional investment.
Speaker 4: We were so we couldn't have been more invested.
Speaker 6: We actually signed the contract, but then we have to
Speaker 6: wait twenty four hours while they go looking for someone
Speaker 6: else to gazump us. And it was just the last
Speaker 6: five hours was so stressful because there was this other
Speaker 6: family that had come in from the clouds and suddenly
Speaker 6: were obsessed with the place.
Speaker 4: So we were so nervous for five hours waiting.
Speaker 1: It's terrible isn't it. But you start.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh my god. I mean these family had kids.
Speaker 4: I hated them. I'm not fir on them at all.
Speaker 4: They've done nothing wrong.
Speaker 1: Two gay guys. You've got to go above those breeders
Speaker 1: having caress your problem kid, I need that. Don't get
Speaker 1: to attached to that those coy there.
Speaker 4: But it is the things we said about that family
Speaker 4: own house auction.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, wife, look at those over there trying
Speaker 1: to get my house.
Speaker 4: You feel so entitled to it, and you're just like,
Speaker 4: we're creating all this horrible backstime. Probably a lovely young family.
Speaker 1: Will we for sure? And imagine what you got. No, no,
Speaker 1: I know they are not coy. Others they said they were,
Speaker 1: but they don't know. That's not COI either. I've been
Speaker 1: getting some four weeks. So when do you move in?
Speaker 4: We move in in late November, so yeah, we.
Speaker 1: Have Christmas together in your new home.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, we'll be able to do Christmas there. We like,
Speaker 6: it doesn't feel real at the moment. We've always lived
Speaker 6: in a tiny one bedroom apartment in Richmond, so the
Speaker 6: idea that we could actually be in a real person's
Speaker 6: house is it doesn't process with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you say language like real persons house. I'm
Speaker 1: not your bank, but I wouldn't be giving you a
Speaker 1: mortgage real person's house. You're grown up now, this has
Speaker 1: grown up level ship. The games get high when you
Speaker 1: get to mortgage bigger than being married. It's a mortgage.
Speaker 4: I feel friendly overwhelmed as well. Once the joy passes,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1: My, Also, here's what I'm going to see. You've always
Speaker 1: had this carefree way about you. On the radio show.
Speaker 1: You probably look at me sometimes like why is he
Speaker 1: so tense? Now you'll get it soon. Your mortgage, why
Speaker 1: that starts coming out your bank account, that carefree nature
Speaker 1: will just have ten percent of Yeah, suddenly you were like,
Speaker 1: I can't lose his shoes. Mortgage. Caverrey Rio is over
Speaker 1: that moment you move in and start repaying that mortgage.
Speaker 1: The carefree days are long gone, but it is. It's
Speaker 1: so exciting. So your mom and dad, when you've got
Speaker 1: the phone called to say you own the place. It's yours. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your mom and dad were there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they were in the city.
Speaker 6: We said you have to stay away from us because
Speaker 6: we are an absolute mess at the moment.
Speaker 1: And then you're just so tense, aren't you you constantly?
Speaker 1: Have you heard anything? Yeah, you heard anything?
Speaker 6: Yet we were the worst version of ourselves for that
Speaker 6: five hours and then we just bolted into see mom
Speaker 6: and dad get the champagne.
Speaker 4: So we've met them at a basket.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you don't get the champagne. It's mom and
Speaker 1: dad get the champagne. Money on the house, it's coom bags.
Speaker 1: As a welcome president, I'll get you a goombag and
Speaker 1: some coy food. Thank you. If someone please cal show
Speaker 1: what does happen with the fish pond when you buy
Speaker 1: a house. I've never seen it, you know where like
Speaker 1: people are moving someone you don't see them, like taking
Speaker 1: out goldfishing in it be like bags in the hall.
Speaker 1: Please let me know.
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Speaker 1: Christian, we have the same scenario like Rio. We bought
Speaker 1: a new house and had a fish pond. When we
Speaker 1: move in, the fish were left behind. Now the proud owners.
Speaker 1: My advice to Rio is to get rid of the pond.
Speaker 1: It will have a filter and needs to be run
Speaker 1: all the time. Your lecteracy bills will not be great.
Speaker 4: Oh really, they just leave him in there?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, but that that waters get stagnant,
Speaker 1: then it would attract on mozzies mozieh Yes, okay, maybe
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not that attached to the point. To be honest,
Speaker 4: we could.
Speaker 1: What were you two with the fish? I feel so
Speaker 1: sorry for them. They've probably got used to those owners.
Speaker 1: Get them away on the show Who Wants a Koi?
Speaker 1: It won't just be one lonely old coy there.
Speaker 4: They need a friend.
Speaker 1: I think they eat each other. They're not friends. Oh,
Speaker 1: then I've got to be on. I'm making lock this up.
Speaker 1: I know nothing about koi other than I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I didn't know where I heard it. There's certain types
Speaker 1: of fish and a pond will just eat each other.
Speaker 1: It's ko Yeah, they attack each other. They're very territorial
Speaker 1: and they're in a little confined pond. Was just quickly
Speaker 1: live googling right now, do koi eat each other?
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's looked up. Coyotes?
Speaker 1: Well do they? Maybe it's there. I got confused about them.
Speaker 4: They will eat the smaller fish and the bigger one.
Speaker 6: I guess it's like a snake's ladder situation, Like the
Speaker 6: bigger one just keeps eating the smaller one.
Speaker 1: Thrown stuff going on those ponds. All right, time wasted today,
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