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Speaker 2: Yeah, I seen everyone it He's a Friday were line

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Speaker 3: That is where you can get the boys this afternoon.

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Speaker 2: And of course the big news today, the really big

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Speaker 4: Leading the news today.

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Speaker 5: The stage is being set for a rollback of restrictions

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Speaker 4: Gatherings of up to ten people could be possible in

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Speaker 4: time for Mother's Day.

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Speaker 2: Oh now, the reason I played audio of that and

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Speaker 3: Have a listen to this.

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Speaker 6: This is the plan for COVID safety Australia. Three steps

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Speaker 3: God damn it.

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Speaker 2: Come every radio station in the country is like, we

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Speaker 3: I mean, jeez, we have no idea what's going on?

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Speaker 3: Hey yea, I know. The good news is I think

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Speaker 6: Personally, we've been fighting the virus and we are winning.

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Speaker 7: Drill great, So we are winning. So what does it mean?

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Speaker 2: Well, oh, you got to go on two Instagram stories

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Speaker 3: Right up next, give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Will be talking about that plan a little bit later

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Speaker 2: on in the show. Restrictions are lifted, but it depends

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Speaker 7: So confused.

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Speaker 3: It's a real nuisance.

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Speaker 2: We're going to touch it later on. Guys, Right up next,

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Speaker 2: third one O six five. You know how we like

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Speaker 2: to kick off a Friday, tell us what's in your

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Speaker 3: It's that good. It's magic podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now every Friday at this time Woods, you and I

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Jayden here. I'm thirteen, one oh sixty five, Jayden?

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Speaker 7: What's in that glove box of yours? Buddy? And we'll

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Speaker 7: That was remarkable, Jayden. I love you.

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Speaker 3: More of it up next for podcasting? Now right now?

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Speaker 3: It's that simple. You're currently on Firewoods, you've been it's

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Speaker 7: Now, Oh, good one, smart thinking Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Also known as I have an organized.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think you stay at home mum?

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Speaker 2: A dog's got nothing to do with the mum's job?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, thatslothes the dog poop bags though, good one, boody, Okay,

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Speaker 7: I think no, I stayed at home.

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Speaker 3: Stay at home mom. We think your mum's just stayed

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Speaker 7: No, oh, she makes slings, She doesn't, Georgia.

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Speaker 11: She so she works in the media, and she works

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Speaker 3: Beautiful Georgia. Cranberry Juice and it's just squeezing in a

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Speaker 7: Business as well, Cranberry Jee.

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Speaker 3: Well done.

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Speaker 2: Sheridan's called on thirty one six five. Have a great

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Hi, boys, I have a gold medal, a.

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Speaker 12: Pair of sunglasses and a gift.

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Speaker 7: What's the gift boucher for? There? Sheridan.

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Speaker 8: Home Wears Shop.

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Speaker 7: Home Wars.

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Speaker 3: All your first questions is what's the gold medal for?

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Speaker 7: It's a good.

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Speaker 12: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 4: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 13: Stand up paddle boarding sprint.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's impressive, Sheridan. It's impressive for sonnies. She's good

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Speaker 7: I think that's a red herring. Let's get rid of that.

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Speaker 3: Well, sort of sunnies, Are they are there?

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Speaker 14: Please?

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Speaker 7: Well? Can we I think I lost it to be

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if that's specific enough though for this segment.

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Speaker 7: I think she's an outdoor outdoor adventure leader. Do we

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 7: Are you're comfortable there? Because that's that's a happy medium

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Speaker 7: A Sheridan, you are an outdoor adventure leader.

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Speaker 12: Now you're on the right track with the pe teacher.

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Speaker 3: I let it go to my head. I obscure profession.

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Speaker 2: We've got an audio grab which perfectly describes what Gomo

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Speaker 7: It's just it's so confusing and just to add to confusion.

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Speaker 7: Oh so, like we're gonna have a spokesperson for each state.

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Speaker 2: Can you just pull this up if you reckon you know,

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Speaker 6: This is the plan for COVID Safe Australia. Three steps

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Speaker 7: You'd he's cooked it cooked it.

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Speaker 3: He's left us high and dry. And look, we've looked

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Speaker 2: On top of that, we've got the kicker that the

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Speaker 3: In their time.

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Speaker 7: Yep, so no one has anything to hear.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what going on in your state today?

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Speaker 7: So we've got Katie here. Katie. You're from New South Wales.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you? Perfect? Spokesperson? Well done? Producers. Uh now, Katie,

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Speaker 14: Uh, well, the I can go to my friend's house

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yes, Dan, it's the police.

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Speaker 3: Dan Andrews, the fun police.

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Speaker 7: Thanks, that's the career there.

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't think you can go into state anyway.

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Speaker 7: You're reading the head. We've got Greg here, Greg? Now, Greg,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, good man? What's going on in Tasmania?

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Speaker 9: To be honest, I couldn't tell you. I live pretty

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Speaker 7: I couldn't tell you. Yeah, perfect, Greg, yea. You can

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Speaker 7: to get an update from the news. You're perfect podcasting now, Well,

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Speaker 7: yesterday on the show, we heard a phenomenal conception story

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Speaker 9: Best made story. She's about five. One night she decided

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Speaker 3: No, but she's pregnant.

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Speaker 9: She's a month and a half pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Phenomenal stuff, outrageous stuff like how do you imagine telling

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is like, this is this is how you

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Speaker 7: Yeah, phenomenal and this is exactly what I want to

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Speaker 3: Okay, beautiful.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if we're going to be able to

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Speaker 7: you can top that story. Yeah, then champagne showers for everyone.

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Speaker 7: Will all give you ten bucks?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, but I might give you five hundred dollars

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Speaker 7: Oh that's probably better. I didn't realize me I had

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Speaker 7: that totally. Well, if you can top the story five

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Speaker 2: Just in time for Mother's Day, this is a great idea.

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Speaker 2: Have you the mums to call up as well? Actually,

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Speaker 3: Now, well, do you want I reckon?

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Speaker 2: We heard yesterday the best conception story we've ever heard.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we should probably play it again.

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Speaker 3: It deserves it deserves a replay. It should be in

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Speaker 9: My best story is about five or six. One night,

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Speaker 9: so she went and put holes in a certain contraceptive

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Speaker 9: and no, no, but she's pregnant. She's a month and

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Speaker 9: a half pregnant.

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Speaker 7: Phenomenal stuff. So I want a scene right now. If

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Speaker 7: we can top that with another conception story, we've got

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Speaker 7: Natasha here on thirteen one oh six five. Natasha, was

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Speaker 7: this your conception?

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Speaker 10: No, it was actually my parents' conception story.

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Speaker 7: Okay, brilliant. What happened.

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Speaker 12: My dad was playing cricket and she got to put

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Speaker 12: his cup on got hit with the cricket ball. So

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Speaker 12: my parents wanted to see if downstairs are still working.

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Speaker 13: Evidently it does very good, so she went the veils

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Speaker 13: of in the club change rooms, like just checking everything

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Speaker 13: was working.

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Speaker 12: Natasha, Oh no, they waited until they got home. Don't worry.

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Speaker 7: Okay, okay, it's very civil of them. Be painful, I imagine,

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Speaker 7: but anyway, that's your parents are still talking about it.

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Speaker 7: Amazing that.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 2: We've got Crystal here on thirday and one and six ' five.

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Speaker 2: We're talking conception stories. Crystal, you reckon, you can?

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Speaker 9: You can?

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Speaker 3: You can take the cake here.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I could take the cake, but

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Speaker 5: I can give it a good crack.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, okay.

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Speaker 5: So this is my conception story. My parents were just

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Speaker 5: neighbors and best friends and decided to step on down

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Speaker 5: to Blockbuster and hire the bodyguard and had a bit

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Speaker 5: of fun and next thing they knew it was me.

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Speaker 13: So Romance got to them, really got through them.

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Speaker 3: And Crystal.

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Speaker 2: Now here's here's what really kills me about knowing your

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Speaker 2: conception story with your parents. I'd be like, for me,

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Speaker 2: it's driving through a particular country town in Victoria that

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Speaker 2: both my mum and my dad liked to say, Hey,

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Speaker 2: this is the place for you.

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Speaker 3: I imagine every time Channel.

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Speaker 2: Seven or nine go does a special on the Bodyguard,

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Speaker 2: you get told exactly what happened.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, every single time, without fails even so much as

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Speaker 5: the date it happened, as well the going into great detail,

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Speaker 5: which is fantastic for me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, perfect, Just watch Thanks for the Gold Christ Murder.

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Speaker 3: And that song as well gets played everywhere every time

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Speaker 3: every time.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Kaitlin here thirty one O sixty five

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Speaker 7: Kaitlin taking conception stories here, what's yours?

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Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I'm pretty sure I can beat the last one.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 4: So a couple of Christmases ago, family Christmas, my grandmother

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Speaker 4: got a little bit tipsy and let slip that I

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Speaker 4: was conceived in the Mile High Club.

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Speaker 7: No WHOA.

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Speaker 3: Now, more importantly, how does your grandma know that?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I have no clue. I was very concerned and it

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Speaker 4: was the first family Christians with my fiance, so that

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Speaker 4: didn't really go.

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Speaker 7: And he reminded of it every time you fly with

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Speaker 7: your parents.

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Speaker 4: I can't fly with my parents anymore.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now at home, this is will and Willie.

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Speaker 2: Shot afternoon everyone well on what he lied from what

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Speaker 2: he's front board streaming on the iHeartRadio amp. Another week

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Speaker 2: of isolation, woulds and seemingly seemingly scomo ended that today

514
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Speaker 2: had a big press conference. But just like Dad told

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Speaker 2: you your curfew was over, it meant nothing until Mumm

516
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Speaker 2: had cleared it. That's exactly the situation that he's gone

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Speaker 2: with the premiers. It means absolutely Jack, you know what

518
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Speaker 2: until each state premiere. Okay, so carry on with your lives.

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Speaker 2: We've got another weekend of isolation. As far as I'm concerned,

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Speaker 2: it's time for as 's Easiest Quiz.

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Speaker 7: As Easy Plain today. Well we've got Alex. Alex, you

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Speaker 7: got thirty seconds on the clock. You've got to get

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Speaker 7: ten questions right. You can pass on any question and

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Speaker 7: we have to take your first answer. First reading here, Alex,

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Speaker 7: that you're currently homeschooling the kids. What did you teach

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Speaker 7: them today?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: No, be reading a little bit of mass good.

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Speaker 7: Perfect, A little bit of mass nice, perfect balance, perfect balance. Well,

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Speaker 7: this is pretty important to maintain your reputation because this

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Speaker 7: is Australia's easiest quiz. H. So good luck to you, Alex.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you five seconds to tell us

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Speaker 2: something really really interesting from the school learnings today.

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Speaker 11: Go from the school learning, Oh my god, do that

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Speaker 11: they do the work themselves.

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Speaker 7: Homeschooling is more just like you just sort of like

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Speaker 7: supervise them, and they just.

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Speaker 3: Think schooling schooling's a strong Okay, I think it's just

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Speaker 3: shut up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Alex, you go thirty seconds on the clock, mate,

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Speaker 2: you know how it works.

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Speaker 3: Ten questions? As Wood said, speed's the key. Are you ready?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Okay? What's your favorite kettle chips flavor?

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Speaker 4: Pretty?

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Speaker 3: How many days in the.

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Speaker 2: Week begin with the letter W one? What percenter is

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Speaker 2: on your phone battery right now? In which city would

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Speaker 2: you find the adelaide oval.

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Speaker 1: Adelaide?

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Speaker 3: What do you normally say after someone's sneezes?

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Speaker 2: What countries Lizo from Puss?

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Speaker 3: What sport is Kelly Slayer famous for Puss? Who's your

554
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Speaker 3: favorite wiggle.

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Speaker 10: The yellow one?

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Speaker 7: What colors the.

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Speaker 3: Inside of a KeyWe for it, Green, What's down? Does

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Speaker 3: a goat make?

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Speaker 7: Great?

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Speaker 1: God?

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Speaker 7: It doesn't get you though, Alex.

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Speaker 12: It doesn't get you there.

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Speaker 7: It doesn't get you there. Again. I feel like the

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Speaker 7: point where you may have lost it was when you

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Speaker 7: took the question so seriously, at what percent is on

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Speaker 7: your phone battery right now? We would have taken any

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Speaker 7: We don't know you could have. You can hear that

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Speaker 7: you had checked your phone, and we respect your honesty,

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Speaker 7: but it did slow you down a fair bit. Could

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Speaker 7: you go to the ones you passed on as well?

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Speaker 7: Question six? Lizzo is actually from the USA, I don't

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Speaker 7: actually the legends and the second one you passed on

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Speaker 7: there was what sport is Kelly Slater famous for? And

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Speaker 7: he is famous for surfing everything else.

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Speaker 4: I would never plot that one.

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Speaker 3: Oh great job with that.

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Speaker 2: The Adelaide answer though, Yeah, the Adelaide oval is in Adelaide.

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Speaker 4: Thank God for that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a been of Rolling Stones there.

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Speaker 2: I'm find that the Rolling Stones played an Adelaide oval

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Speaker 2: when they came out here.

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Speaker 7: Look, that is an incredibly link. Let's go to a s.

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Speaker 2: Alex any chance, Alex, Happy Mother's Day, Happy mothers enjoy

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Speaker 2: your Sunday, have a wonderful weekend now.

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Speaker 3: Now woulds m hm?

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Speaker 2: You and I have been running this thing on our

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Speaker 2: Instagram all day, all about advice from mums.

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Speaker 7: It's always good.

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Speaker 3: It is, of course Mother's Day on Sunday.

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Speaker 7: They're so wise? How do they get so wise?

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Speaker 2: Will years And I'm going to say gender often has

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Speaker 2: a lot to do with that.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 2: Now the interesting thing is that a lot of us,

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Speaker 2: I mean, like we thought that was going to cut

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Speaker 2: us loose this weekend. Turns out he has no power

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Speaker 2: and he has to rely on the premieres anyway, and

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Speaker 2: pretty much most premiers have said no Mother's Day, Sure,

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Speaker 2: it's the restriction are going to stay in there. So

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Speaker 2: it means that a lot of us are going to

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Speaker 2: miss out in our Mother's Day advice. And that's why

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Speaker 2: we kicked it off on our Instagram. Will and Woody

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Speaker 2: just just advice that we could share with other people

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Speaker 2: from other mums. And I really want to expand that

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Speaker 2: out to the airwaves.

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Speaker 10: Now.

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Speaker 2: And you're driving home on a Friday afternoon, just to

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Speaker 2: share some pearls of wisdom. You might be a mum

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Speaker 2: and you've got some advice to call up with on

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five. But what I'd really love

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Speaker 2: to hear right now is what's the best advice you've

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Speaker 2: ever received from mum? Oh great, because a lot of

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Speaker 2: us aren't going to see our mums on the weekend,

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Speaker 2: so I thought it was a chance to sort of

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Speaker 2: share that motherly advice and love that we'd normally get

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Speaker 2: from our mums on the radio.

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Speaker 3: If had some crackers that have come through on.

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Speaker 2: Our Instagram so far, Yeah, Angela wrote us in, and

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Speaker 2: she said nothing good happens after midnight.

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Speaker 15: Disagree completely, Sorry, not a single with a Tinder account

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Speaker 15: after two maybe, but twelve till two can be a

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Speaker 15: really good time, okay with it? So sorry, no one

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Speaker 15: actually cares what you think about the motherly advice.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, just to put it just out there as well.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for the advice.

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Speaker 2: Angela Fatimas reached out and said her mum said that

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Speaker 2: boys are dogs. Ran and said her Mum's always said,

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Speaker 2: if you think you can do something, you probably can.

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Speaker 7: I like that. I realized that, you know, my mum's

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Speaker 7: advice to me was always and listen to all the

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Speaker 7: kids in the white little family. She always had to me,

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Speaker 7: always haiing to be the second most drunk at the party.

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Speaker 7: I can say, people remember the most drunk person. That

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Speaker 7: embarrassing if you're the second most have a great time

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Speaker 7: and no one remembers.

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Speaker 3: Your Mum's gonna love that you said that.

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Speaker 2: On radio, Cameron said, don't be a knobhead. That's his

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Speaker 2: mum's advice. Yes, pretty strong stuff and I've got there's

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Speaker 2: so many. Shelley said just be yourself, which I think,

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Speaker 2: which we love that. He's a wonderful one. Love that

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Speaker 2: from Marie said nowhere like home, which she's stolen from

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Speaker 2: the Wizard of Oz.

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Speaker 7: But still good.

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Speaker 3: That's also fine.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one O six ' five is the phone number

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Speaker 2: we'd love to hear from.

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Speaker 3: You guys right now. Share the wisdom of your mum.

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Speaker 2: We're not going to see our mums on the weekend, guys,

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Speaker 2: so it's a wonderful chance for us all to share

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Speaker 2: that collective mum advice.

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Speaker 3: Give us a call. What's the best advice you've ever

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Speaker 3: received from your mom?

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Speaker 2: Podcasting now right now, ow, we're talking about Mother's Day

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Speaker 2: this weekend on Sunday. A lot of the premiers have

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Speaker 2: just taken a big poopo on despite the fact ofcoma.

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Speaker 2: I said, you can go and see your mum, and

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Speaker 2: he was up for the ten people gatherings, each state

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Speaker 2: has to wait to hear what their premier says about that,

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Speaker 2: which I'm sure is emasculating for scuma. But anyway, Mother's

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Speaker 2: Day this Sunday woulds and it's a shame that we'll

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Speaker 2: be able to see mums. And one of the reasons

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Speaker 2: that I think it's such a shame you're not able

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Speaker 2: to see our mums is because mum's always such a

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Speaker 2: great source of advice. Go home, have a cup of tea,

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Speaker 2: tell her what's going on in your life. And she's

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Speaker 2: always got sound advice, always measured advice. And so what

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Speaker 2: I thought we'd do right now on thirty one O

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Speaker 2: six five is given that we can't see our mums.

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Speaker 2: Share the best advice that a mum has ever given you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I love this. We've got Brinn here, um, Brinn,

673
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Speaker 7: you are your mom. Huh, I got him.

674
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Speaker 4: But I have the past mom.

675
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 7: Okay, okay, what's her advice?

676
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 12: Her advice is no matter what, it's always easily.

677
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 7: Just nice, good stuff.

678
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: I like that one. I really like that one.

679
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 2: At the flip side of that, which my mum often says,

680
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: is it's so much harder.

681
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 3: To be a dick.

682
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 7: Yeah all right, yeah.

683
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 3: It takes a lot more effort.

684
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I've never really tried it.

685
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

686
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: And then the question is then the question is then

687
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 2: is it that maybe that's just just because you're lazy.

688
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 3: Lazy people instantly become nice people. I haven't got Ellen,

689
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 3: who I'm thirty one or sixty five?

690
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: Ellen, we're talking the best advice your mom has ever

691
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: given you?

692
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 3: What have you got for us?

693
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 7: Mate? Oh?

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00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 8: Many years ago, when I was learning how to read,

695
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 8: my mom said, if you don't know where, just skip

696
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 8: over it.

697
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

698
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 7: I still do that. It's the funniest thing I think, Ellen,

699
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 7: is when I read now and there's a big word

700
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 7: I read and I go, right, I'm pretty sure I

701
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 7: get the gist of it, and then I just sort

702
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 7: of yes, you just gets and I think us do

703
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 7: get the story? You know, exact? Yeah, great advice, great vite.

704
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 7: I often actually reuse those big words around Will, And

705
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 7: you know he's not like your mom. He pulls me

706
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 7: up for it.

707
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 3: You know.

708
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 2: I get great joy in reading a word and going

709
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means and then looking that

710
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: up like that's a great that's a great moment.

711
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you're weird like that.

712
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 3: Will.

713
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 7: Let's got Alex thirty one, six fives.

714
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 3: That's what you should be doing.

715
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 7: Kids, don't assume that you know, just to just take

716
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 7: the word and assume what it means and have a

717
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 7: crack added in conversation. We've got Alex. Alex, you're a mom,

718
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 7: and you've got some advice for us.

719
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 8: I'm got a mom.

720
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 10: But my mom's vice for everything, no matter what was.

721
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 8: Doing, it was always there to have a cup of

722
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 8: cho and it's a cup.

723
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 5: Of tea doesn't fix it.

724
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 12: Don't have a good poo.

725
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 2: What it's obviously just you know, working on the theory

726
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,440
Speaker 2: that you spend a bit of time away from the thing,

727
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 2: then you're going to be able to, uh, you know,

728
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 2: have a bit more perspective on the situation.

729
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 7: Alex.

730
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think it's a bit of tie mountains. He

731
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 8: doesn't feel happy.

732
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 7: Yeah, so sorry, So Alex. So you always knew at

733
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 7: home that when mom said to you, right, Alex, I'm

734
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 7: going to go and take a good pood, you knew

735
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 7: you were in trouble.

736
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 8: No, if you're feeling you had a really horrible gray

737
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 8: and you can't. You're like, oh, have a couple of tea, Mama,

738
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 8: still feel trash, Like you could have jazz brow or

739
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 8: an asthma attack something to have a cup of tea

740
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 8: in a good pood yeasting.

741
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: Wow.

742
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 7: We like to play a new game. We're basically we're

743
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 7: guessing how many drinks you've had so far. Again, this

744
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 7: isn't condoning drinking a lot. Obviously responsibly drink, but that's

745
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 7: just an interesting game to guess. You know, gee, based

746
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 7: on the circumstances you've told us, how many have you

747
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 7: actually had?

748
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: Here is what we.

749
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 7: Did last week?

750
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 8: Red wine and bourbon?

751
00:33:55,520 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 7: Okay, so sorry, together havevier? We reckon? You've had six?

752
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 10: Oh, bang on the nose, just walking home, mate, just getting.

753
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 7: Off the bus. Pretty husky there, Phil, So we reckon hate.

754
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 9: All right, boys, I'm gonna give you a lay down.

755
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 9: I've had three long necks, which works out to be

756
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 9: six beers, and there were two stellars in the fridge

757
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 9: at the boatshairs.

758
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 7: This is remarkable, This is truly remarkable.

759
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 3: Is not that remarkable?

760
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 7: No, it is remarkable.

761
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 3: It's not it's thirteen, don't compliment yourself in the that

762
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 3: was good.

763
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 7: Last week thirteen one oh sixty five. Give us a

764
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 7: call right now if you've just had a drink, if

765
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:42,560
Speaker 7: you've had a drink today, give us a call, and

766
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 7: then we'll let the magic begin. We will guess how

767
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 7: many you've actually had podcasting now, how many drinks have

768
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 7: your hat? I would not distress again. We do not

769
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 7: condone irresponsible drinking. Always responsibly drink whenever you're drinking, but

770
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 7: it's always it's interesting when you guys give us your circumstances.

771
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,439
Speaker 7: You've had a few drinks afternoon, we try and guess

772
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 7: how many you've actually had. We got Bonnie here on

773
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 7: thirteen one oh six five. Hi, Bonnie, Hey, HOWI e

774
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 7: really good? Thank you Bonnie. Tell us about your afternoon.

775
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 5: So I jumped onto Virtual Work Drinks at about four

776
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 5: thirty okay.

777
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 7: Okay, fourty okay, about an hour there? Okay, yeah, go on,

778
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,480
Speaker 7: So what was what was the theme of the of

779
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 7: the word drinks, like how many people are on there?

780
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 7: And what are you playing games?

781
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 10: Or so there was about twenty seven on the first call.

782
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 7: Wow, yeah okay, yep.

783
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I had one with just my team,

784
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 5: which is about ten, and we did some trivia.

785
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 7: Trivia that expediates the process. Bonnie can ask you what

786
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 7: were you drinking? What have you been drinking?

787
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 10: Cruises?

788
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 7: Oh wow, now, jeez, okay, will some really trivia is big,

789
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 7: and the fact that she's drinking cruises that's big, is it? Start?

790
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 7: I was thinking, you know, it's only been an hour,

791
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 7: probably two or three cruisers, though it's definitely four or five.

792
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,760
Speaker 7: Okay for mine.

793
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: I feel like you just lead me through this game.

794
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,479
Speaker 3: I don't really need to I don't need to talk

795
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 3: here if you just carry.

796
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 7: On, Okay, Bonnie, you've had four's had four cruises?

797
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 3: I had one, boy, oh.

798
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 7: I had nine. I love that, Bonnie Noe to control

799
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,240
Speaker 7: yourself bone and that that's.

800
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 3: Not controlling yourself like one.

801
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 2: Drinking now is perfectly exemptible, and that's allow a lot

802
00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 2: of people.

803
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 7: Would drink absolutely, Bonnie. Oh, thanks for the kill. Right off, Philly,

804
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 7: We've got Jason here. I'm thirty one O six fives.

805
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: Do not chest drinking slowly?

806
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 2: No?

807
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 7: No, it's good of it. I was I was chesstising myself,

808
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 7: will because I was so off. Sorry, Jace, Jason, tell

809
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 7: us your circumstances has your afternoon, Ben.

810
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 10: Just another day on the job. Finish at two o'clock

811
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 10: twenty past and crack a cold one.

812
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 7: So twenty past two you cracked a cold one.

813
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 3: So you've been nice early finished for you there, Jason.

814
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 7: So drinking beers? Oh yeah, okay, he's cracked him open

815
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 7: since two. I think Jason's speech is a tiny bits

816
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 7: slower than usual, will you.

817
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,840
Speaker 3: Then, Jason?

818
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm slow in general's hand in your progress, Jason,

819
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,959
Speaker 2: what's twenty four divided by three?

820
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 7: Seven? Bit off? But close? But close?

821
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 3: You're right, he wasn't off.

822
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,439
Speaker 7: He's in the ballpark, so well, I mean, what's coming

823
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 7: to my mind is six?

824
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 2: No, it's it's eight, but oh six drinks sorry seven seven?

825
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 3: We're going with six Jason.

826
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, you are all right?

827
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 7: Wow, Jason, Jason, maybe you have a water now, mate,

828
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 7: just you've had you've had six there, so maybe have

829
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 7: a water now. Let's go to Kathy on thirteen one

830
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,359
Speaker 7: oh six five Kathy.

831
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, ello, Kat whore?

832
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 7: I am oh yeah, Kevin, sounds like you're struggling to

833
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 7: use a phone. So my only prediction is you've had

834
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:15,439
Speaker 7: a few.

835
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 9: No, I haven't too much?

836
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no way telling you So, Kat, how old

837
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 3: are you? Kat?

838
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 12: Seventy seven?

839
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 7: Beautiful? All right?

840
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:30,760
Speaker 3: So do you often listen to us?

841
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 7: Yes?

842
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 12: With my grandchildren.

843
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 7: Oh that's awesome, awesome is it?

844
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 2: What's your favorite segment, Kathy? Have you got Have you

845
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 2: got a segment that you enjoy on the show? My

846
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 2: pushing My luck here? That's not part of our shows.

847
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 7: It's a bit offensive actually. Okay, Kathy, can you tell

848
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 7: us some can you tell us some circumstances of your afternoon?

849
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,040
Speaker 7: What have you been doing this afternoon?

850
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 12: I met my apartner and we went for a bit

851
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 12: of a walk and the talk I hadn't seen in

852
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 12: full couple of months because I've been in lockdown of course.

853
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 7: Of course, of course, So I more meant with the drinking,

854
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 7: like when did when? What are the circumstances around the drinking?

855
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 12: Oh, I'm with my grandchildren. I opened up a bottle

856
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 12: of sherry and I had a glass of sherry.

857
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 7: Okay, we think you've had one?

858
00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:38,360
Speaker 12: Could be?

859
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 3: Could be? I did tell us Dad, you did tell us,

860
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 3: which is how we got you there. But Kathy, thanks

861
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 3: coming on the show.

862
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 2: Hay, Kathy, So you've got some grand kids, so I

863
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:54,279
Speaker 2: imagine a Sunday's Mother's Day for you as well. Do

864
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: you get do you get double dippings there with the

865
00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,399
Speaker 2: grandchildren and the children on Mother's Day have a.

866
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,920
Speaker 12: Lot of grandchildren. Unfortunately with we are in Melbourne, it's

867
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:08,520
Speaker 12: lockdown for me. Oh, I'll have to see them on

868
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 12: the screen grandchildren with me, but I'll see some of

869
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:14,720
Speaker 12: the other children.

870
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 2: iPad nice on the iPad well, I'm first you could

871
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: work the iPad cat which there's a lot of people

872
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:23,879
Speaker 2: that you're are really struggling with the tech. So well

873
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 2: done there and happy Mother's Day, Kathy, Hope you have

874
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: a wonderful Sunday.

875
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming on the show.

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00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 7: Mate, Thank you see what you're hearing.

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