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Speaker 1: Alex in the Sports news there.
Speaker 2: Extreme heat protocols will be happening today. Now what temperature
Speaker 2: does it have to get to before it's actually unsafe
Speaker 2: for them to play?
Speaker 3: I believe it's forty It's going to be forty five today,
Speaker 3: so they obviously have people keep an eyelight the thermometers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they have a roof of a rod Laverna luckily have.
Speaker 4: Aircorn or it does beautiful.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they close it last night and crank up
Speaker 2: that ac for today?
Speaker 1: That's what the rest of us have been doing.
Speaker 2: You murmuring during the night, annoying Your neighbors were like
Speaker 2: woo twenty four to seven. Do that don't start during
Speaker 2: midday when it's that a billion degrees?
Speaker 5: Yes, because then it needs to work harder to get
Speaker 5: the final heat.
Speaker 2: Your sight yesterday was it was a beautiful hot day
Speaker 2: and I met a friend about three o'clock from late
Speaker 2: lunch and I got there first, and the guy was
Speaker 2: halfway through saying to me, do you want to be
Speaker 2: outside inside anyway?
Speaker 6: To me?
Speaker 1: Are your English? We'll get you inside, not going out
Speaker 1: there on that.
Speaker 4: We'll get you inside with sunscreen for is.
Speaker 1: There a basements? Is there a basement?
Speaker 2: Can I go under the table? So extreme heat protocols?
Speaker 2: And then what they're stopped playing for a couple of hours.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they'll have to and they're going to extend the
Speaker 6: late night session so Alex Demeno will be up against
Speaker 6: Carlos Alcaraz later on in.
Speaker 1: The evening, which is a good thing.
Speaker 6: I mean, Strellians could use it to their advantage, couldn't
Speaker 6: They can turn the icon off?
Speaker 2: All right, Let's get into small thing things that make
Speaker 2: you go good it it's the small things that drive
Speaker 2: you mad. Martin standing at the register with a half
Speaker 2: loaded basket and someone asks if they can go in
Speaker 2: front of you.
Speaker 1: I don't mind that. I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: And also I'm not being finny right these supermarkets they're
Speaker 2: doing okay, if you've only got one item, have it.
Speaker 1: If it's just one thing, just get it off free.
Speaker 2: I'm like a happy if it's one thing, ta take
Speaker 2: it way work. Not the men's raises. The most expected
Speaker 2: thing in the zuper but is men's.
Speaker 4: I've got them behind like the screen, so no one
Speaker 4: can steal the exclusive.
Speaker 2: You get anything else widely available hire, but not those
Speaker 2: men's raises.
Speaker 1: That five blader.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to go and ask one of the
Speaker 2: young children running this place. Ryan when the volume for
Speaker 2: the TV adverts is twice as loud as the TV
Speaker 2: show you're watching this Timm Claire when Australian Post Sound
Speaker 2: wasn't home to accept my delivery, but I was John.
Speaker 2: No one at my work notes how to change the
Speaker 2: loo role.
Speaker 4: You know what, I actually don't know.
Speaker 1: Where are the spare ones here?
Speaker 2: Because last week I always life lesson always check her head.
Speaker 2: I've been in the wrong side of that equation where
Speaker 2: you were like you're try and feed feed out.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh god, there's nothing here I need some assistance,
Speaker 1: and you're like, what do you do? You can't waddle out.
Speaker 2: A busy office and excuse me, by the way, can
Speaker 2: you stick on stay with her Heaven.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna need a bit.
Speaker 2: More time if I'm back on air, and I asked someone.
Speaker 1: To bring in some role, you know, ask the next door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me what's driving me mad?
Speaker 1: At the moment, I want to go to the cinema.
Speaker 1: Tonight air Con.
Speaker 2: Oh best air Con, supermarkets and the cinema. At the moment,
Speaker 2: my wife and I argue with our two daughters. There's
Speaker 2: no there's no consensus. They want to go and see
Speaker 2: Old Timothy Shamalama Ding Dong. Yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 2: see two guy playing table tennis and half hours amazing.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's really really good. But my wife and I
Speaker 1: want to go and see Hugh Jackman movie Song Sung Blue.
Speaker 4: Neil Diamond Tribute.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a Neil Diamond story. It's not.
Speaker 2: It's a tribute to Neil Diamond. I thought Hugh Jackman
Speaker 2: was Neil Diamond until I watched a trailier good he's
Speaker 2: playing a tribute act. It's a real life story. It's
Speaker 2: supposed to be incredible. My daughters said, oh no, that's
Speaker 2: the old people like you. They're right, said I do
Speaker 2: you want to see two and half hours about a
Speaker 2: table tennis kid?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I woon't think gen z kids want to watch table tennis?
Speaker 4: Like is that the tune off?
Speaker 1: How good can it be? Only one of the greatest
Speaker 1: sporting films of all time? That's what I've heard.
Speaker 3: No way, yeah, no way, that's Happy Gilmore remember the Titan.
Speaker 2: No way that that's two or three. Happy Gilmour is
Speaker 2: more like a documentary in the wall, Patsy, what's what's
Speaker 2: the things that make you go girl?
Speaker 5: Well, it's not a minor thing. It's a major thing
Speaker 5: in our house in that we bought the wrong sized
Speaker 5: bin bags for our fifty five leader in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: What you got thirty five early to bags?
Speaker 5: Yes, and we've got a fifty five leader. You know,
Speaker 5: pedal big.
Speaker 1: You can't even stretch over that lane.
Speaker 4: Lives me insane.
Speaker 5: It's like stretching your bottom lip over the top of
Speaker 5: your head. And I refuse to go out.
Speaker 4: You know the old saying, it's like stretching the bottom
Speaker 4: over the.
Speaker 1: Top of the head.
Speaker 5: I refuse to go and get the right size because
Speaker 5: we've got a whole big roll of the small size.
Speaker 5: So all weekend it was down one in of the bean,
Speaker 5: trying to stretch it over either side, and of course
Speaker 5: all the scraps.
Speaker 2: Economy because the moment you try and get that thing out,
Speaker 2: it's going to tear.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're making those bin lines thinner and thinner, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Wait for thin?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I tried to do the right thing and got you know,
Speaker 4: the green recycled.
Speaker 1: Materially ones bidegradable.
Speaker 4: It's very bidegradable.
Speaker 1: To save the planets? What's up with your man? The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast Rio just said to this, what
Speaker 1: movie are you going to go and see?
Speaker 2: We're not going to cinema because we can't agree. What
Speaker 2: a ridiculous situation. I was getting all moody yesterday. The
Speaker 2: kids aren't used to see me get moody, but I was.
Speaker 2: At one point they took the mickey out of me
Speaker 2: because I even mumbled, what's the point even being a dad?
Speaker 1: Because you can't control us saying a dad.
Speaker 2: Having these kids who can't bottom a round made them
Speaker 2: go through things they don't want to do keep Done Happy?
Speaker 2: Why won't nineteen and twenty one go and see a
Speaker 2: Neil Diamond tribute movie Tilo ten minutes, the great Hugh
Speaker 2: Jackman's in it, austraining.
Speaker 5: Icon show, different movies like we've done that before, the
Speaker 5: Three of Us. Yeah, so we just all go if
Speaker 5: the times kind of merry up and just as.
Speaker 1: A kind of third way. But that was Avatara. I
Speaker 1: can't get any excitement about cartoon Seahorse. You know he's
Speaker 1: that's just this movie.
Speaker 4: No one wants to say.
Speaker 2: Someone's just email been saying, Christian, what I favorite sports movies? Okay,
Speaker 2: Off the top of my head, I'd have Senna and
Speaker 2: when we were Kings would be in the top four.
Speaker 2: Rocky would be Yeah, Rocky the First Rockie is a
Speaker 2: is a brilliant, brilliant movie. And also there's a great
Speaker 2: documentary Alex. You might have seen this Hoop Dreams. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: I have those in my top four. Top five definitely.
Speaker 4: Cool, Runnings for Me clean number one, Oh.
Speaker 1: John Candy? What about have you seen Bull Durham? No?
Speaker 1: Oh that great cost one.
Speaker 6: Cool running Any Given Sunday.
Speaker 2: Any Given Sunday is a great movie. Sorry, no has
Speaker 2: one great scene. It's cheesy. The halftime speech. Yes, little Alpucino,
Speaker 2: Tiny little Alpacino trying to motivate massive men just one edge. Well,
Speaker 2: well yeah, I don't know who that was.
Speaker 1: It's not Alpucino. All right, Alex? What's it for you?
Speaker 1: Things that make you go.
Speaker 6: Gur out of nowhere when you least expected a sudden
Speaker 6: QR code request on your TV?
Speaker 1: What is that about? Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: The other thing is trying One of the worst modern
Speaker 2: hells is trying to type out your email address.
Speaker 1: Using the remote control. Hey, I when we need you?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because I've been watching other channels and there as it's
Speaker 1: cheating behind its back.
Speaker 2: It takes soord and then you don't know how do
Speaker 2: we get it to go back or know that one?
Speaker 1: I think? What's holding.
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 1: Start again? Being a dad?
Speaker 2: Things that make me go girl watching the stupid robot
Speaker 2: vacuum cleaner gets stuck, not pick up dirt, change direction
Speaker 2: halfway through the hallway, bump repeatedly into the same wall.
Speaker 1: You get the picture.
Speaker 2: Someone's have to get off my lazy button to the
Speaker 2: vacuuming myself problem. We've got one of these things and
Speaker 2: it's meant to do a mop when it feels like it.
Speaker 2: It's very sporadic and all it does basically, it's slight,
Speaker 2: the equivalent when your dog drags its filthy backside.
Speaker 1: Over your It smears muck down a coroner. I think,
Speaker 1: I'm brilliant. I'm glad I pay for this. I then
Speaker 1: have to mop after it smears, and only smears.
Speaker 2: Half the hallway, so the other half is bone dry
Speaker 2: and filthy, and it's just got like this clean streak,
Speaker 2: and I can't work out what what's it doing?
Speaker 1: Is it? Is it screwing with me? I have the
Speaker 1: machines one alright? Let us know then?
Speaker 2: What is it for you? Things that make you go gur?
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Speaker 2: Things that make you go gur Jess christianizing mad when
Speaker 2: my robot vacuum rufus comet dock on his home plate
Speaker 2: constantly lines up straight, then completely messes or drives straight
Speaker 2: over the top without staying in the right place. Is
Speaker 2: that why you're giving him a man's name? He is
Speaker 2: eight years old and on his second battery. Christian, this
Speaker 2: comes to Mareen. This is good Christian town Pats to
Speaker 2: get the crips bin liners for herself and take the
Speaker 2: other one to the op shop.
Speaker 1: They will find use for them.
Speaker 5: No great idea, We will do.
Speaker 2: That, Mauring, Thank you very much. That also good morning
Speaker 2: to Sarah Brand. Perfect surname. By the way, a couple
Speaker 2: of people in the UK sent me an email of
Speaker 2: the same guy. You know, we're obsessing a show about
Speaker 2: nominative determinism, where the theory is is a proper theory
Speaker 2: that someone's name can influence their job their job. This
Speaker 2: guy was rescued someone off a mountain last week in
Speaker 2: the UK. His name Cliff Climber. Wow, come, sure enough,
Speaker 2: we have to get into it this week. And look,
Speaker 2: Sarah Brand is a brand manager for I Robot Christian.
Speaker 2: Let me send the new robot vat Combo seven O five.
Speaker 2: Won't or touch your carpet. Let me know your studio address,
Speaker 2: Sarah Brand, and I would indeed, twenty twenty.
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