WEBVTT - MINI! Did Laura BREASTFEED Matty J? 😲

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pickup. Welcome everyone a Tuesday afternoon Britt Laura

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<v Speaker 1>and Mit John Kiss fam get ahead of the spread

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<v Speaker 1>this flu season. Just go do it. Annual flu vaccinations

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<v Speaker 1>available at Chemist Warehouse only. Nineteen ninety nine. Guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw something on my Instagram feed and I need some

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<v Speaker 1>help unpacking this Instagram post that was put up by

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<v Speaker 1>Martha Kalamata.

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<v Speaker 2>Martha from Mad marther from MAVs Beautiful, Beautiful Baby, Her

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<v Speaker 2>and a partner Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct And everyone loves those two. They are I think

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<v Speaker 1>they have excelled past their season. They're now known as

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<v Speaker 1>one of Australia's most beloved couples. And this was posted

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<v Speaker 1>to Martha's Instagram account last week. Have A listened to this?

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<v Speaker 1>That the baby.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not once constant. It's got to be like sucking.

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<v Speaker 3>How do I sucking harder than that?

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<v Speaker 1>How does the baby do it?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, because you got me this.

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<v Speaker 1>I got no strength in my suck.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I can feel it empty.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to breathe three notes, Ni Lord, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we've done it.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch, You've got to give some context before you play something.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a very good call. That's her boob. She's got

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<v Speaker 1>a blocked milk duck in her boob because she's currently breastfeeding,

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<v Speaker 1>and her partner got down on the couch and sucked

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<v Speaker 1>it out.

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<v Speaker 2>What she's doing, God's work. She's got mustaitis the poor

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<v Speaker 2>thing that is That is possibly the most painful. I've

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<v Speaker 2>only had it once. It is horrible. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>horrible thing to experience mustadas.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is why I bring it to you, because

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<v Speaker 1>is this a normal thing that you and your boyfriend

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<v Speaker 1>Ben do Britain on Maddie j do you guys do breastfeeding?

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<v Speaker 3>But I guess we could be practicing.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit. That's too much. Well, I thought, let's

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<v Speaker 1>just go straight to the sauce. The man who would

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<v Speaker 1>do the sucking, if ever, is Maddie Jane. He joined

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<v Speaker 1>some on line now, No, welcome to the pickup, Maddie

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's beautiful husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, you don't have to join this conversation. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>it's not called.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually sent me the post. He said, have you

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<v Speaker 1>seen this on Instagram? It's good to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but she has a blocked milk duck. She needs

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<v Speaker 2>to have it expressed out. You can use like a pump.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, one of the best ways to un

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<v Speaker 2>block it is to get someone to suck it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, the baby's not hungry. Who's going to do it?

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted to ask, have you ever tried Laura's breast milk?

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<v Speaker 3>I remember like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday

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<v Speaker 3>afternoon and the kids were in daycare. Marley actually at

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<v Speaker 3>the time, was in daycare and Laura was sitting there plump.

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<v Speaker 3>Said Laura, why are.

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<v Speaker 2>You being so weird? Still beautiful thing?

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<v Speaker 3>Why you just said yourself, it's a beautiful thing. It's natural,

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<v Speaker 3>it's great. Everyone should do it. I had to try you,

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<v Speaker 3>only you were like, you're like rationing your milk. To me,

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<v Speaker 3>it was like you were afraid that I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to take it all off. Marley, you gave me like

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<v Speaker 3>a drop and a half. I wanted more to give it,

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<v Speaker 3>so I try it.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the delivery method? Did did you sit underneath

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<v Speaker 1>the teeth or did she pump it into a bottle?

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember this now.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she was really conservative. It was you know, I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I was ready to do it the old fashioned way

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<v Speaker 3>where I just latch on. She went to the kitchen

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<v Speaker 3>and gave it a little squirt into a cup. But

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<v Speaker 3>one thing that really amazed me was just how much

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<v Speaker 3>power is able to be given to the breast milk

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<v Speaker 3>as it leaves the boob. And Lord, you remember you

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<v Speaker 3>were in the bath one time, Marley was. I was

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<v Speaker 3>brushing my teeth and I was maybe, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 3>say it was a solid meter and a half possibly

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<v Speaker 3>pushing two meters away from you, And he said, I reckon,

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<v Speaker 3>I could hit you from here, and you from laying down.

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<v Speaker 3>You shot your boob two meters across the bathroom. Gused

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<v Speaker 3>me in breast milk. It was one of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Most erect Oh, it was not This is not for play.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just the stuff the couples do to each other

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<v Speaker 2>when they're weird.

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm going to drink it, you'll give me a drop.

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<v Speaker 1>But then in quarantine, don't make any sense than you

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<v Speaker 1>straight to the sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot wait for the Daily Mail articles that are

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<v Speaker 2>going to come out about that. Why didn't you let

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<v Speaker 2>him latch on naturally just because that's weird. It's for

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<v Speaker 2>the baby. It's like a real connecting thing. And I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't really want to nurse my husband for the baby,

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<v Speaker 2>it's for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, all right, let's get out of here. On that note,

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<v Speaker 1>we will what are youre up next? To drive you home?

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<v Speaker 1>And today's the day we find out which of the boys,

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<v Speaker 1>Will or Woody is going into the I'm a celebrity jungle.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, I reckon, it's Will. I'm putting my bets

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<v Speaker 2>on Will.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>They're standing by and they'll reveal it next. We'll see

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<v Speaker 1>you tomorrow from three ye