WEBVTT - #193: Plop

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<v Speaker 1>Just hoo stood a couple of mitches, release yourself for

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<v Speaker 1>the rude shocks of young adulthood. So I'll begune a

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<v Speaker 1>wicked as a cowboy. Because it's the Halloween weekend. We're

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<v Speaker 1>wearing costumes and I'm going as a cowboy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a wicked no, no, you can't do that. You

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<v Speaker 2>can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition as

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<v Speaker 2>a Mario brother. It doesn't make any better. Is and

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchual coos, hello you you, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's going on. I'm just a warning

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<v Speaker 1>for this episode, but I'm in a state, a state

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<v Speaker 1>of what I'm just in a state. We're in between

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<v Speaker 1>moves at the radio station where the podcast studio will

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<v Speaker 1>move to the new iGEM tower that we constructed. That

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<v Speaker 1>it overlooks the Sydney Harbor. It's gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still in the old building at the moment, and

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like such a ghost town in here.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so gross. The iHeartRadio offices have been gutted. Kiss

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<v Speaker 1>FM's in the new studios, so I'm between student video

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm in the new broadcast studios by night and

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<v Speaker 1>then by day I'm here. It's just like I'm just frazzled.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so you're in between two spots. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>when you're moving house and like you've got a week

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<v Speaker 2>of overlap where you're paying double rent. Yeah, where do

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<v Speaker 2>I sleep? Where do I put the bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? And you've got to cancel your gas

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<v Speaker 1>and you're electricity and then someone comes for a me

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<v Speaker 1>to read but then you've got to get it in

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<v Speaker 1>the new place. Then you've got to cancel your internet,

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<v Speaker 1>which no one tells you about. It's a pain in

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<v Speaker 1>the arts. I haven't done any of that for the

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<v Speaker 1>new building.

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<v Speaker 2>That's going to say how much ass is involved on

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<v Speaker 2>your behalf?

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<v Speaker 1>No teething in the new building sucks because it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a progressive building. We've been really blessed in this building.

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<v Speaker 1>It's old and we like own the build. We do

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<v Speaker 1>not own the building, but it's our own building. No

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<v Speaker 1>one else shares at the tendancy. Right, But in this

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<v Speaker 1>new building we're level seventeen of eighteen towers, eighteen levels.

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<v Speaker 2>So who got the pent house?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question, actually, oh coke, Because it's Coca

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<v Speaker 1>Cola building.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, yeah, Coca Cola building.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also where I keep my coke. Yeah, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a locker ro on level A teen. But it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those progressive buildings, so there's not a bin. There

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<v Speaker 1>are sea spins that are color coded, and in the

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<v Speaker 1>induction you were told which color represents which waste.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you happen maybe six it is how many

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<v Speaker 2>people are throwing out mults in and offer.

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<v Speaker 1>Now there's but there's organics, which is like meat scraps,

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<v Speaker 1>rice bones, food. Then there's plastic recycling, paper recycling, just

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<v Speaker 1>fucking paper without ink. Then there's landfield.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people are throwing out paper without ink?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I want to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. It's a blank piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 2>In that case, it's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like one of those really fancy buildings and you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to swipe everywhere, and there's a concierge and it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm just a bit I'm feeling a bit tired.

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<v Speaker 1>So apologies. If I have some brain farts, now, that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, We're used to them. It's fine, it's part of

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<v Speaker 2>the chart.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I've been brain fart free, haven't I for quite

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<v Speaker 1>a while? You know, the delay in answering. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing really well in terms of brain elasticity.

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<v Speaker 2>Elasticity, like your brains is fucking stress ball.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, speaking of stress ball, price give a generous here. Hygiene,

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<v Speaker 1>great to have you did?

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, Jenna, I'm a little bit excited about

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<v Speaker 2>when we eventually moved to the studio because they don't

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<v Speaker 2>have much parking, and so it's not going to be

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<v Speaker 2>like here where I can just rock up and hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>someone's working from home and there's a free spot. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never had any trouble finding a park here, No one's

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<v Speaker 2>left a note or anything. That's just usually one free,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas the new place that's very limited.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's thirty parking spots for like thousands of staff members.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's nice, it's two hundred staff members.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but in the tower it's not just us told you,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm angry it's my first snap of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I'm excited because when we move to the

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<v Speaker 2>new office, I don't have a parking spot. And I

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<v Speaker 2>said to Cherry, how the fuck am I going to

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<v Speaker 2>get there to record? Because if I have to catch

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<v Speaker 2>a train or a bus or something, all it takes

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<v Speaker 2>is one bus, not Rocking Army fucked me missing one train,

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<v Speaker 2>and officially I'm in a TIS and it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>throw my performance as an artist on the podcast, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to be TIS free and so MIT's is

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<v Speaker 2>going to give me a.

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<v Speaker 1>Lift sometimes sometimes. Yeah, my schedule's very up in the air.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so nice of you.

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<v Speaker 2>I do you want me to pay you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be paid. I don't need the

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<v Speaker 1>money because.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that your schedule varies. But in either case,

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you driving to the studio, especially for the podcast? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But then I stay there and I work. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I don't need to live time, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, but detailing to where you live is actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's about it to be a fifteen minute de

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<v Speaker 1>tour again.

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<v Speaker 2>Do I need to pay you with something? I would

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<v Speaker 2>detail fifteen minutes for you an.

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<v Speaker 1>The week, of course, would you, Jenner?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, well she can't drive, so resume.

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<v Speaker 1>If you wanted to fucking could it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Backpenally, we agreed to this. We're excited. I'm not back.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm excited. I'm just saying, well, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be in every week thing? Why not oh, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I I just don't want to commit to it in case,

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<v Speaker 1>in case, the day comes, I can't, I get in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>But why wouldn't you be able to because.

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<v Speaker 1>My schedules changes all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But then if you're running late to the podcast, then

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be late anyway. So it doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 2>if I get my own way there. If you're running late,

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<v Speaker 2>then we can't record, you know what I mean? You

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<v Speaker 2>know that doesn't make a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Really does mean some days? What if I'm rushing? What

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm late?

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<v Speaker 2>I just said that if you're late to the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>I have to wait for you anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>He was just putting a lot of bonus on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it please? It's sleeping your made to leave. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of owner.

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<v Speaker 1>No. No, If I'm just saying every week, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna happen, it's exciting. I'm just forgetting Mitchell. I know

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<v Speaker 1>how you work. If you just drive, there's parking.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't drive. There's no parking.

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<v Speaker 1>It is parking on the streets all day. There's no I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Been really hard to get I work, and obviously people

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<v Speaker 2>that are rocking up at like eight thirty am or

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<v Speaker 2>in the mod they probably get all the spots.

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<v Speaker 1>There's plenty of parking. So I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>commit because I know how you work. You like, you've

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<v Speaker 1>promised this and I've sold my car.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm not selling my car.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll ride me fen with Bogga nays what's its name?

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<v Speaker 2>My bike?

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<v Speaker 1>My bike?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not riding my bike all my Harbour Bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I want to do? Maybe we could

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<v Speaker 1>do it on the show. Actually we can't because we're

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<v Speaker 1>not live, we're on the cloud. I want to do

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<v Speaker 1>it on my radio show where I overlook the Harbor Bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I go call now if you're listening and you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the Harbor Ridge, and flash a light, right because I

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<v Speaker 1>can see the Harbor Bridge. Wouldn't that be fun?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do they need to call to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>So no, I don't have to call. I just say

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<v Speaker 1>on the air, flash your lights. And then I watched

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<v Speaker 1>the bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>I think Rope mcmanusport or something like that back in

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<v Speaker 2>the day. He had a camera overlooking Oh what was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Where does the Prime minister fucking live? You're really on

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<v Speaker 2>the other side of the bridge, on the north side,

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<v Speaker 2>remember this, And he was like everyone watching right now,

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<v Speaker 2>just turn your house lights off and on, and then

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<v Speaker 2>were all these apartments flashing. That's it was really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Time has changed now.

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<v Speaker 2>Then also people would have slashed their fucking high beams

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<v Speaker 2>on the bridge. That's a bit of a hazard. Actually,

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<v Speaker 2>just people behind them.

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve dead in radio stunt gone wrong. Mitch Jury urges

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<v Speaker 1>drivers to turn lights off that.

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<v Speaker 2>Are listening to Smooth and they're in front of the

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<v Speaker 2>person flashing their lights. They're gonna be like, what the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck is going on? To a pullover? No, I okay,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I want the gorgeous idea. I get where you're

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<v Speaker 2>coming from, but it might be a bit dangerous.

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<v Speaker 3>Flip on your windscreen, wipers depressing, and no one does it.

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<v Speaker 2>What if because it's radio yeah and flashing lights, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't hear that. What if you's got everyone to beat

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<v Speaker 2>their horn.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be able to hear that from the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>If you send someone down there with a mic.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>We said, you absolutely fake the whole thing. If you

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<v Speaker 2>can't hear it anyway, you'd be like everyone's flushing their light.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked amazing, No, that's everyone had to take your

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<v Speaker 2>fucking word for it in New York Street.

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<v Speaker 1>But then also I could just do sound effects on

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<v Speaker 1>the desk, like we've got roving reporter Paula down there

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<v Speaker 1>on the Harbor Bridge. Do we get anyone hunk your horns?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect? Wow? Incredible?

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<v Speaker 1>That works really good.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you say? The reporter's name of Paula? I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be Paula.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, we crossed. Now hold on, we make

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<v Speaker 1>it very kiss? We probably should. Sure, all right, they're

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<v Speaker 1>a very fucking kiss. All right, live now on the

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Harbor Bridge, we have roving reporter Paula, who joins us. Now, Hi, Paula,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, mich I'm waiting by the bridge to hear if

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<v Speaker 2>everyone honks their horn once you give them the countdown?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay on three everybody, one, two, three?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's so loud down here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's incredible. Did sound like someone hit another person?

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<v Speaker 1>Did that happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Paula?

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<v Speaker 1>Paula's deceased. Now wow, I don't think that'd be good. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>the international passenger, your phone's falling into the sea, crazy

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<v Speaker 1>under the bridge. Just get a water.

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<v Speaker 2>I've dropped my phone off the off the bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>What will I search flop.

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<v Speaker 2>I just flop, I just search. What else would you

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<v Speaker 2>call it if not a plot?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's real, Let's do it again one more time. Roving

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<v Speaker 1>reporter Paula is down live. She's joining us on the phone. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>let's get her up on. We're just calling her through.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get paul on connecting to the harbor Bridge. Paula,

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<v Speaker 1>are you there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Mitch, I'm standing by on the harbor Bridge. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very excited. We're going to see if everyone can honk

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<v Speaker 2>in unison once you give them the countdown.

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<v Speaker 1>Buddy, it's a gorgeous day. The sea is blue, there

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<v Speaker 1>are dolphins jumping. Let's go one, two, three, so loud.

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<v Speaker 1>You're so excited, you've just dropped your phone. Oh, Paula,

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<v Speaker 1>was that Pooh? That actually terrible?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well the first time, just me. We started every episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just me. Each something of notice, hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got no fucking clue over here. No, Mine's just.

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<v Speaker 1>Something I've I've noticed this week. I got a little

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<v Speaker 1>new drive to work, and I'm a bit frazzled with

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<v Speaker 1>my surroundings. When you have a normal drive to work.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you check marks, you I know your landmarks,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what you're going to go past. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what you can get. You can't get in this new area.

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<v Speaker 1>I was searching for something you couldn't find.

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<v Speaker 2>It, right, don't you hit me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh am? I going first?

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<v Speaker 2>Get into?

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<v Speaker 1>Now let's jump in? Is it just me? Do more

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<v Speaker 1>businesses need to embrace the drive through model?

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<v Speaker 2>Why they're not enough drive through?

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it. McDonald's hugely successful, yep A Porter also

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<v Speaker 1>has drive through, is hugely successful. A Guzmini Gomez Mexican

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<v Speaker 1>now to drive through successful, KFC does drive through, Red

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<v Speaker 1>growth Through of course red Rooster. What are they all

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<v Speaker 1>having in common? They're fast food outlets. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm killed for. I'll drive through fucking Bunnings. Wouldn't that

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<v Speaker 1>be incredible? Takes all the guesswork out of the aisles.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's not the same as click and collect. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>there's hours between.

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<v Speaker 1>Correct, They're very different models. So the drive through model

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<v Speaker 1>is it really only works on places that you can

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<v Speaker 1>grab something off a shelf. It's also arguably quicker than

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<v Speaker 1>fast food because you don't have to cook anything. So

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<v Speaker 1>Bunnings if you've got like a staff of ten that

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<v Speaker 1>just wait at windows, that can run to an aisle

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<v Speaker 1>and get something that a speedy drive through. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>reckon it to be that speedy bunny. Really, some bunnings

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<v Speaker 1>are bigger than others. But imagine having to run.

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<v Speaker 2>Through the aisle.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, they'd have to like condense the aisles that

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<v Speaker 1>have to be a separate section. I just think that model.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody on the intercom thing and then another team retrieving

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<v Speaker 4>the item.

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<v Speaker 5>Back.

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<v Speaker 2>They'd be like, sorry, it's gonna take a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you park in the waiting day?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes see that'd be a pain in the ass. What

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<v Speaker 1>about it ikea drive through? Would that not be incredible

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<v Speaker 1>like that?

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<v Speaker 2>If it means I can avoid ever entering Ikea, than sure,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>But imagine driving through a showroom. They couldn't fully mock

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<v Speaker 1>it up. You know the bottle oos that have the

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<v Speaker 1>drive through bottle oos? They exist. You kind of drive

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<v Speaker 1>in and it's like you're in a house and you go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I want that, I want that, I want that, I

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<v Speaker 1>want that. You drive through and you get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I noticed when I was in Melbourne a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weekends ago that they have more drive through things than Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you know? They were like drive through cafes.

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<v Speaker 2>There was even a drive through kebab shop. If anyone's

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<v Speaker 2>got a hankering for a kebab, they're in no state

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<v Speaker 2>to drive. That's not a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never actually had the thought to have a kebab

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<v Speaker 1>sober ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine the amount of fucking taxis and ubers that have

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<v Speaker 2>been sent through there. Keep your right back.

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<v Speaker 1>See that is a brilliant idea. What about a drive

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<v Speaker 1>through chemist? Guys get your prescription on the run, don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to get out of the car.

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<v Speaker 2>But I love a chemist run. Yeah, I know that

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<v Speaker 2>makes me sound one hundred bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I do the other things you've said. Of what else

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<v Speaker 1>do you think of work? I think there's any brands

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<v Speaker 1>that would work. Oh, this is brilliant. Emergency room drive

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<v Speaker 1>through Sometimes you're not too sick to go to the

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<v Speaker 1>full hospital, but you go something's wrong, there's no doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to someone. A drive through hospital

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<v Speaker 1>would be incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>And if it's anything like the Macas drive through, for instance,

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<v Speaker 2>they seem to prioritize drive through orders. If you're standing

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<v Speaker 2>there in store. They'll get someone else's order ready before

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<v Speaker 2>yours because they're more urgent about drive through. So I

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<v Speaker 2>could have driven through the drive through hospital. I'm been like,

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<v Speaker 2>I cut my finger cooking. Can you please give me

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<v Speaker 2>stitches now total, rather than having to wait in the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking waiting room for ages. Look that's my wound.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh show me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fat?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, trigger warning before that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving it a band aid free day, bitchull that's

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<v Speaker 2>a gash.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a proper game and it's really disturbing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that needed stitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably it's got spray on band aid on at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's how that works. I just think

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<v Speaker 1>the model is brilliant and other businesses aren't un'n adding

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<v Speaker 1>it on. It seems like so straightforward.

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<v Speaker 4>I know in Dubo they've got the cafe drive through

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<v Speaker 4>and it does very very well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon it would a cafe drive It is

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<v Speaker 1>so easy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think that even though it's fasts through and

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<v Speaker 2>you can't fuck with it drive through subway, No you could.

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<v Speaker 1>That would take for ever. No, it really wouldn't. But

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<v Speaker 1>imagine like just multiple windows with the vegetables and the

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<v Speaker 1>fruit on the right hand side.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they want salt and pepper. Would you like a cookie?

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<v Speaker 1>Drive down to the next window please.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any drive through subways? Maybe that's already a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like the US, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Reckon it could be a nightmare. Well, in the US they.

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<v Speaker 1>Have drive through ATMs, which I think is genius. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they do.

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<v Speaker 4>And drive through banks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, apparently there's a drive through subway in the Logan

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<v Speaker 2>area southeast Queensland, and there's one in Wangarada, Victoria. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>In Australia, craigieburn I love, I love Craigie Banya. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've googled it in the US that they do voting

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<v Speaker 1>polls via that drive through. You can vote in your

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<v Speaker 1>federal election via drive through.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're supposed to get a sausage sanger.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's now. That's the only thing that Bunning's drive through

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<v Speaker 2>should sell. Just sausage sandwiches. Oh, it's no product, not

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<v Speaker 2>just the sausage sandwiches. Did I tell you that My

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<v Speaker 2>friend and I had an idea. Yeah, we wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>open a ghost kitchen because one night we just wanted

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<v Speaker 2>a sausage sanger and they're not on abre Eats. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>so we were like, right, we're opening a ghost kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>It can be in my apartment. Yeah, and we're just

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<v Speaker 2>doing Uber eats sausage sizzles.

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<v Speaker 1>How does that work? What's a ghost kitchen?

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<v Speaker 2>As in like you can't Actually, it's similar to the

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<v Speaker 2>Bloody Donna Hay thing. You know, you walked into her business,

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<v Speaker 2>but you could only order to cook it on Abrea

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<v Speaker 2>the Bitch, so you can't visit the restaurant in person.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just online orders and so it's just us in

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<v Speaker 2>the apartment whipping up sausage sizzles. Not much variation, just

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<v Speaker 2>barbecue or tomato, bit of mustard, maybe whole meal or whitebread.

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<v Speaker 2>That's need onions, onions. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Problem is you need to do a search charge for

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<v Speaker 1>Uber eats and then what a six dollar delivery fee

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<v Speaker 1>for a two dollar sausage sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>That's proper gap in the market. It's gaping like my finger,

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<v Speaker 2>that gap in the market. We need something sandwiches on

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<v Speaker 2>uber eat.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to get Jenna are you she's your aunt?

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<v Speaker 1>I think jeanninae Ellis from the from the Boost Project.

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<v Speaker 1>Get her on because I think we need to pitch

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<v Speaker 1>to her. I reckon, we can get Joanna.

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<v Speaker 2>Ellis, So why are you getting Jenna to do that?

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<v Speaker 1>They look the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you spoken to Jenna Elis?

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<v Speaker 1>I have spoken to Genls. You've probably got more of

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<v Speaker 1>an inn I think you might. Ever, let's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Picture all these shit ideas and see how polite she

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<v Speaker 2>is about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me DM John Ellis for the International Listener. She

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<v Speaker 1>created Boost Juice, the biggest juice franchise in Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>We love a good fucking boots stuice. I've never had

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<v Speaker 2>to take advantage of the one sip guarantee?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they have that?

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently? You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, And I don't want to say take

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<v Speaker 1>advantage of the children. They do hire a lot of children.

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<v Speaker 1>But sometimes you go, my fun fact is my hack,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry is never order a large boost because the kids

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<v Speaker 1>never get the quantities right. You always just end up

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<v Speaker 1>getting your life. Oh my god. They've got that giant

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off blender and then they just tap it in

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<v Speaker 1>with their hand and then there's so much left. They go,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna goge you for free. I go, thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>And I fully knew you were going to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you put so much more.

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<v Speaker 2>So if they're young, you just order a small because

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna end up with it.

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<v Speaker 1>They always make more because they never get them to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be like, oh it's a small, but I've had to

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<v Speaker 3>put it in a bigger.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm not joking. Actually think it's happen every time've

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<v Speaker 1>ordered to do it. I have just googled in Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>Only in Switzerland there is a drive through brothel you

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<v Speaker 1>can get sex. They will come in your cart.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, wouldn't it, said carm No, I no, apologies. Is

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<v Speaker 2>it just me? Make sure you leave a review on

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<v Speaker 2>your podcast app.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a little bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, before I tell you what to expect from episode

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<v Speaker 2>one four YEP, which is out on Wednesday, let me

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<v Speaker 2>just ask the quick question both of you in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you've been a bit tired lately? Struggling to sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I started this episode by saying I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pissed off and grumpy and overworked.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, of course, very sleepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been struggling to get to sleep and stay asleep?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's Who's I'm trying to think of any sponsored Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>stories from you this week? Is this some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>kind integration.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, No, don't be said cynical. You snap at me,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to help.

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<v Speaker 1>Your third snap for today. Oh you're trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>me on those fucking magnesium tablets. I'm already on them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I've just bought some, so we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Mitchell got me onto. They actually do help. I

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<v Speaker 1>have been a bit restless.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, so I've got a sleep pack that I

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<v Speaker 2>want to try. Oh, okay on Wednesday's episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh great.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you're actually going to fall asleep

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<v Speaker 2>in the studio, but if it happens, it happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Try in this current mindset of mine, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's it could happen.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll have to make sure for Wednesday that we've got

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<v Speaker 2>that extension caught on the mic. Maybe you should actually

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<v Speaker 2>lie down on the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Fully commit to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here, I'll commit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then the idiots conceive if it works for

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<v Speaker 2>them to I'd kill for a little. Particularly it helps

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<v Speaker 2>with the ADHD mind or even without ADHD. If you've

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<v Speaker 2>got that monkey brain, like the thoughts are racing, you

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<v Speaker 2>can't switch off and go to sleep. Yeah, this might.

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<v Speaker 1>Help okay, wow, I doubt I'll take you any help

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<v Speaker 1>I can get when.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes to sleep, I've got your back, darling.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need to bring my sleep bat mean machine? No,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'll choke it. I'll be embarrassed if you hear

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<v Speaker 1>me choking.

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<v Speaker 2>On the floor. No, we don't need that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll good because I do have mouth tape in my

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<v Speaker 1>glove box.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well that could come in here. Okay, good, just

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<v Speaker 2>the shut you up? What do you bring that in?

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<v Speaker 2>Every day? Also on Wednesday, I assume all of you

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<v Speaker 2>are across the Kate Middleton so called photo shop scandal.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a living for this. Whatever the funck Kate is

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<v Speaker 1>doing or not doing is so interesting to me. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she's dead, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I hope that's not the case.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, I'm not wishing it upon her.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, there's definitely more to the story. But basically,

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<v Speaker 2>the version of the story they're telling us is that

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<v Speaker 2>Kate got caught out editing a photo and all I'm

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<v Speaker 2>here to say is that it happens to the best

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<v Speaker 2>of us, Katie. And on Wednesday, I'll share my most

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassing photoshop fail, which also made headlines you've got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Kate Middleton, I do yours almost had an international celebrity

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<v Speaker 1>get involved with some litigation, some suing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you're right, Yeah, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>That was bad. That was a bad That was a

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<v Speaker 1>really good hook. That was a grim period in Mitch's life.

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<v Speaker 1>It really was all right, we'll do that on Wednesday show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we will, We've got to.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just you coming up in a bit? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do? Is it just me now? The Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ready hit me, Bradley?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you figured out the key to win over tradees? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not really interacting with trades much.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it must be nice. It must be nice that

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<v Speaker 2>your home isn't crumbling around you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not h clearly you have yeah, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the key just dating one at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>The good thing about living in a rental is that

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of not your problem. If something is wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>you just send a fucking email to the property manager.

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<v Speaker 2>And mine are really good, Like there's usually a trading

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<v Speaker 2>there that day or at least the next day. That's

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<v Speaker 2>very it is really good. Not the norm, and so

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<v Speaker 2>often they come over and a lot of the time

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<v Speaker 2>towards me. I can tell they're a little bit tip

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<v Speaker 2>toey around me because they probably take one look at

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<v Speaker 2>me and go, oh fuck is it a he? Is it? Ay?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do? And they seem a little bit reserved.

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<v Speaker 1>They choke on their big am and yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I figured out the way to win them over.

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<v Speaker 2>And so they're just at ease, and we've got a

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<v Speaker 2>vibe going. Just drop an F bomb, not at them

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<v Speaker 2>that you don't call them a but if you just

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<v Speaker 2>drop an F bomb, you just see the weight off

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<v Speaker 2>their shoulders and they're so much more relaxed.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me an example, so I'll be the trading.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the other day there was a trading that had

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<v Speaker 2>to come over because my tap in the bathroom was broken.

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<v Speaker 2>And he walked in and goes, ah, what seems to

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<v Speaker 2>be the problem, So just ask me that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, oh fucking what's that cat?

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<v Speaker 2>I know he wasn't swearing. He was like tiptoey, like

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<v Speaker 2>a bit nervous. He looked like I could be imagining

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<v Speaker 2>it a little bit, but it looked like he just

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to say anything to offend me. I look woke.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, and you've got a lot of color

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<v Speaker 1>in your apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, terribly.

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<v Speaker 3>He was fine with the cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I hide the cat when they come over in case

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<v Speaker 2>they nark. I'm not supposed to have purse.

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<v Speaker 1>You get your brandie points those types, all right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's the problem with you?

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<v Speaker 2>Mate? Oh I'm not even fucking sure. To be honest,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping you can figure it out. It's very that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I can see your point. That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day there were trades in the elevator as

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<v Speaker 2>I was taking the recycling down, and I had quite

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<v Speaker 2>a few Amazon boxes and they were quite big, and

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<v Speaker 2>I got in the lift with them and they said

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<v Speaker 2>to me, ah, you've been doing a bit of shopping, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>And it was sort of like in a mocking way,

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<v Speaker 2>like been doing a bit of shopping. Have your sweetheart

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit like that only girls shop? Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>then I fired back with, yeah, I don't know why

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered the tiniest thing on Amazon and they put

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<v Speaker 2>it in the biggest fucking box. I don't get it,

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<v Speaker 2>and that it's went had always things to be the way, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, when I see if

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<v Speaker 2>they go, you just prom and they.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, we're on the same level, Dale, don't Eastres.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have also said nothing worse than a big

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<v Speaker 1>empty box and they would have loved it. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>they really love and degrading other people.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a shame to see a big gaping box go

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<v Speaker 2>to waste.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have loved it. And that works with gays

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<v Speaker 1>as well. To be honesty, that just bridges What if.

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<v Speaker 2>They found that really misogyny's sick? It's the f bomb

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<v Speaker 2>that wins them over. I'm telling you that would that

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<v Speaker 2>would be more surprising.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, how dare you It's on International Women's Week,

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<v Speaker 1>It's a week it should be Yeah, well you crack

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<v Speaker 1>the code. I don't think that works for everyone though,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you said that to a pastor, that would

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<v Speaker 1>really upset them.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they a trading No? I said how to win

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<v Speaker 2>over a trade saying to go call a nane ahead, No,

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<v Speaker 2>don't get a twisted Maybe give it a go.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll be fine. You know, why don't we give

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<v Speaker 1>you a roving report to to do this?

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<v Speaker 2>A fat fuck? I have to confess my sins. There

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<v Speaker 2>you go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not having many trading interactions, to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got some trades in my family.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't have any trouble though, because you even that

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<v Speaker 2>time that you were trying to leave your house and

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<v Speaker 2>there were roadworks out the front you couldn't get your

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<v Speaker 2>car out, and you were just like, oh sorry, mate,

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah blah. I feel like you can blow it up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't blow it up. The only thing I got

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<v Speaker 2>up must leave is just being foul. That's my only

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<v Speaker 2>secret weapon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I've never been able to achieve that.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine me trying to be like good, ay copper, how

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<v Speaker 2>are your chief come on, big dog coming?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't say that good. Actually that was very good.

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<v Speaker 2>You can blow it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Your straight voice is very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, no, you're such a liar.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I remember when I first met him.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a bit out of practice voice. I'm a bit

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<v Speaker 2>out of practice. Actually been years since.

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<v Speaker 3>It has been a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. What is something I said? How much is sugar JITs? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Is when you just bring it in, naturalize it.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit, it's better naturalized. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just like it's all low energy because.

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<v Speaker 2>Before you're excited, a lack of gusto. That's how you

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<v Speaker 2>sound like a straight man.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you sound like your brother?

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually I'm trying to like to be honest that

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<v Speaker 2>he thought they were training.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. I think it works well on you. It

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<v Speaker 1>suits you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they'd know that I'm putting on a fucking facade.

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<v Speaker 2>If a trade walked in and I went, yeah, get

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<v Speaker 2>a cheap man. Check out the rack on that bitch

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<v Speaker 2>in unit nine totally.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to see their reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>Sean walks out in his yes to me, brother, that's worth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the one apartment.

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<v Speaker 1>We're here for a hens do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should have been in five minutes earlier. We

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<v Speaker 2>just let the proth out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah did you see that whore on the on the

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<v Speaker 1>way out? That big buck and I'll talk about Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>will awful. I hate being a straight man, that's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I want the record to show that that is not

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<v Speaker 1>how I truly feel.

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<v Speaker 2>And you spent so long being one, I really.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he did? What a waste of time you have?

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<v Speaker 2>You told the story about what someone that you claim

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<v Speaker 2>to have rooted on this podcast pulling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Up the girl y? Yes, I don't think I have.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you allowed to tell her?

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<v Speaker 1>She just told me. I can't name her, but.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is that you did, and she confunded you.

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<v Speaker 1>And said, oh, yeah, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Never fucked, and then Mitch, I'm so sorry. I was

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<v Speaker 2>protecting the identity of the woman that I actually fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is raver about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the first and last name of a real person

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<v Speaker 2>to cover the identity of the real woman he fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was furious.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It's like the police being like, did you

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<v Speaker 1>kill Sam. I'm like, no, I killed Brenda.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw her recently in the Shire because I moved

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<v Speaker 1>back home, and she was like, hey, so good to

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<v Speaker 1>see you. You know you're doing so well.

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<v Speaker 2>We love to see it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you stop telling people we had sex? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you mean, Well, you said you had sext

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<v Speaker 1>and you named me in full. I'm like, oh, but

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't. She's like, I know, that's precisely issue, and oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I see the problem. So to protect the real identity

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<v Speaker 1>of the girl that I had sexted, I just used

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<v Speaker 1>a fake girl, but it was a real name that

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<v Speaker 1>I went to school with. I'm an idiot. I'm an

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<v Speaker 1>actual idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>So you just threw this other woman under the bath.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't even have sex. I'm confused by it all.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine the news reporter being like, we can't name the

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<v Speaker 2>murderer for legal reasons, but Madonna has been sansins the

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<v Speaker 2>twelve years.

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<v Speaker 1>That's round. If that's how the law works, Yeah, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>that be funny? We can't name the killer. They just

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<v Speaker 1>use a fake name. I didn't even have sex with

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<v Speaker 1>this girl. I felt so bad for her, didn't even kiss.

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<v Speaker 3>He used a full name.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't be sure what I even did or said.

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<v Speaker 1>I've only slept with three women, for God's.

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<v Speaker 2>Sake, and who were they?

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<v Speaker 1>No full name? Let's not talk about my sexual history

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<v Speaker 1>of women. It's triggering. I didn't enjoy it. They did that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, oh god? So they said anyway, anyway, are we

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<v Speaker 2>done with this? And do we want to get anither? DIFU?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get someone on. Let's let's dial it up. We're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something different now. If you want to get in touch,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've got an is it just me of your

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<v Speaker 1>own like Mitch and I do every week. You can

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<v Speaker 1>dms at couple of mitches or on this number. You

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<v Speaker 1>can send us a text.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought till nine four zero two.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the number, and if you have sent us a

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<v Speaker 2>text in the past or even a DM with it

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<v Speaker 2>is it just you and we've not gotten you on,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be disheartened, because really, this is how it works.

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<v Speaker 2>About five minutes before we start recording the episode on

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<v Speaker 2>is it just Me Monday, cheery, fucking just luck of

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<v Speaker 2>the draw, goes through the messages and goes, now, what

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, but it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not like we've read them and gone, oh that's shit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, So it really is just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you take one pick every week, and so if

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<v Speaker 2>we haven't gotten you on and you've messaged us in

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<v Speaker 2>the past, fucking shoot us another one. Totally ideally include

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<v Speaker 2>your phone number in the DM as well, Yeah we.

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<v Speaker 1>Need your phone number. But also I'm the one organizing

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<v Speaker 1>is just using my track record, so yeah, well they

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<v Speaker 1>just know how terrible I am at organizing anything. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's never personal. If you're left on scene, well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's what I mean. But also, as someone on

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<v Speaker 2>this end who has nothing to do with organizing the

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<v Speaker 2>is it you don't appear un organized?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually send out a bunch of messages and then

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 1>people are in different times and then they go I'm

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<v Speaker 1>at work, can I do? I'm like, no, where the

0:28:08.840 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>celebrities you work around ours? I've said, that's not what

0:28:12.320 --> 0:28:14.360
<v Speaker 1>I've said that Mitch and I both agree on that. Pome.

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:17.440
<v Speaker 3>I've seen the messages really quite firm.

0:28:17.480 --> 0:28:19.159
<v Speaker 2>I said, no, we're so busy. It's a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a lucky dip. Right, It's not like you read one

0:28:20.960 --> 0:28:23.160
<v Speaker 2>and go oh fuck that they've messaged. I'm not getting

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<v Speaker 2>them on. If it gets ignored, no, don't take it personally.

0:28:26.080 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Just send another one.

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:29.639
<v Speaker 1>Correct. Ye. If we've also spoken in the past and

0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:31.639
<v Speaker 1>we've left you on scene, just go, hey, bumping this

0:28:31.840 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 1>because we would love to get you on. Yeah, all right,

0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:36.679
<v Speaker 1>today we're going to call Alisia in that cute. I

0:28:36.680 --> 0:28:38.480
<v Speaker 1>love that. I think Alicia's such a good name. If

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<v Speaker 1>I had a baby girl, I'd go with a Lisha.

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<v Speaker 1>At some point.

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<v Speaker 2>When this kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Feedback this week, it's divided.

0:28:46.240 --> 0:28:48.560
<v Speaker 2>No, it's not, Nona. There was one post in the

0:28:48.560 --> 0:28:51.640
<v Speaker 2>group saying, have the when did I ask? Jokes had

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<v Speaker 2>their time? And you were the only person in the

0:28:53.600 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 2>comments that agreed.

0:28:54.800 --> 0:28:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Because if michole what's your name? Everyone's scared to agree.

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:01.080
<v Speaker 1>They're all scared. You should the hordes of messages. I

0:29:01.080 --> 0:29:03.960
<v Speaker 1>get this is a safe space to say to voice

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>our opinions. I'd actually love to show me one' the time.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to more Dillock. That's a dumb name. What

0:29:11.480 --> 0:29:12.160
<v Speaker 1>am I saying that?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Alisha is in more Dilock.

0:29:15.360 --> 0:29:15.440
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:17.320
<v Speaker 4>I think you said her name is more Dillock, and

0:29:17.320 --> 0:29:20.280
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, Nosha.

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:21.320
<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful name. That old name a kid one

0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>day More Dilock.

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:24.520
<v Speaker 2>Alicia, more Dearlock cheery. That's beautiful.

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Sounds like like a creature that Godzilla would kill. Thank

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:30.480
<v Speaker 1>god Godzilla killed the more Delock.

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Sounds like some Harry Potter ship.

0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah it does anyway, Harry, you need to drink more Delock.

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 2>So what's Mortlock?

0:29:39.360 --> 0:29:41.880
<v Speaker 1>That's where she leaves, allegedly in Melbourne. I know, let's

0:29:41.920 --> 0:29:43.080
<v Speaker 1>give her a call. Well, she'll be able to tell

0:29:43.120 --> 0:29:44.800
<v Speaker 1>us Alisiha is joining us now for an Is it

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 1>just you dialing her through the phone?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello?

0:29:50.200 --> 0:29:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Alisha?

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<v Speaker 6>Hello?

0:29:52.240 --> 0:29:53.920
<v Speaker 2>How are you sweetie?

0:29:53.920 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 5>Were?

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<v Speaker 2>For the love of God do you live? I've never

0:29:55.560 --> 0:29:57.000
<v Speaker 2>heard of it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's in base Side, so southeast like Melbourn.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you pronounce it?

0:30:02.320 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 2>Mortilic I've heard of that which was not you're a liar.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 2>You've heard of more in the attic.

0:30:11.360 --> 0:30:11.800
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

0:30:11.880 --> 0:30:13.360
<v Speaker 6>Oh god motil.

0:30:13.960 --> 0:30:16.480
<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, that brings more of a belt I was saying.

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 1>I was saying, sorry, I do know how you got

0:30:20.160 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>that stupid Where is it Melbourne, isn't it?

0:30:22.960 --> 0:30:23.160
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:24.800
<v Speaker 6>Melbourne Suburbs?

0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Nice, glgeous.

0:30:26.360 --> 0:30:28.520
<v Speaker 2>Today I'm doing UNI.

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<v Speaker 6>So you guys have given me a good distruction, So

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:31.440
<v Speaker 6>thank you.

0:30:31.520 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>That's our pleasure. What do you study?

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:34.000
<v Speaker 6>Psychology?

0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:37.040
<v Speaker 2>We all need help?

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what kind of pediatric or non pediatric?

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.440
<v Speaker 6>At the moment, it's just like an undergraduate degree, so

0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 6>it's pretty general. But I'm hoping to go into sport

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 6>and exercise.

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:48.760
<v Speaker 5>Cych.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can tell that you're a psych student because

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 2>like you have to pre organize your distraction. You're like, oh,

0:30:57.160 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 2>you guys have given me a good distraction. Like you

0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 2>can police you own distraction. If you're anything like I

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:06.040
<v Speaker 2>was in UNI, I need no assistance finding distraction. Yeah,

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:08.520
<v Speaker 2>I can find them in the dulles of rooms here.

0:31:08.840 --> 0:31:11.040
<v Speaker 6>Oh I'm usually quite bad, but today I was like,

0:31:11.040 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 6>you know what, I'm going to sit down, I'm going

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.320
<v Speaker 6>to get it done. And then I saw your message

0:31:14.320 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 6>and now I've.

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Got a distraction, hand it on a silver plat.

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're gonna do you have an assignment or something?

0:31:20.000 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What are you doing?

0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 6>I do at the end of the week. It's like

0:31:22.960 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 6>a literature review, which is always fun.

0:31:26.680 --> 0:31:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Yuck, it's so boring. I couldn't even get reviewing Edward

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Scissorhands in standard English, and you can, let alone a

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:34.880
<v Speaker 1>actual literature with view sounds awful.

0:31:35.000 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 6>Thank god, I know.

0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:36.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't blame you.

0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:39.600
<v Speaker 1>All right, Alicia Bradley? Or can't you in and hit

0:31:39.640 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 1>us with you? Im?

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 6>Okay, thank you?

0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 6>Does chocolate taste a lot better in the morning than

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<v Speaker 6>any other time of day?

0:31:51.520 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:53.240
<v Speaker 1>And I liked you that first.

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 2>I liked you absolutely not really, I think so because

0:31:57.840 --> 0:31:59.840
<v Speaker 2>sometimes if you've been eating all day and you have

0:31:59.840 --> 0:32:01.760
<v Speaker 2>a chocolate that can tip you over the edge and

0:32:01.800 --> 0:32:04.200
<v Speaker 2>you feel a bit thick. But if it's east for example,

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<v Speaker 2>and you sneak a bit of choky first thing in

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 2>the morning on an empty stomach, especially if it's fit

0:32:07.960 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 2>in the fridge, ah, beautiful.

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:14.080
<v Speaker 4>Books, like with Easter, it's different, like in the morning

0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 4>it's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I disagree, because in the morning I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>sweet until at least after twelve, Like I need savory

0:32:20.800 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 1>in the morning, and then I want a chocolate after

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 1>I've had my dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck are you and what have you done

0:32:25.600 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 2>with Mitchel?

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<v Speaker 1>I want savory in the morning, like eggs or toast

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 1>or veggiemie, and a coffee, like a bit of coffee.

0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:34.600
<v Speaker 3>If you start really early.

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:38.280
<v Speaker 1>Even worse earlier it gets my body will go into

0:32:38.280 --> 0:32:40.360
<v Speaker 1>toxic shock if I have something sweet that early in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 6>For me, it's like the taste of it. It just

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 6>tastes so different. I don't know what it is. And

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:48.680
<v Speaker 6>it started from like you know, when you have like

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<v Speaker 6>an advent calendar, so oh yeah.

0:32:50.840 --> 0:32:52.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know I can relate to this film.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and you always have it in the morning, yes,

0:32:55.120 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 6>because you're really excited because it's countdown for Chrissy. For

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<v Speaker 6>some reason, it just that's where it always started to me,

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:02.960
<v Speaker 6>like it just always tasted better in the morning.

0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I would eat like the first four days in

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:09.360
<v Speaker 1>the first day I was such a little chover, would.

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 2>If they ever had my advent calendar chocolate first thing

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:18.040
<v Speaker 2>in the morning, because often it was the highlight of

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:20.400
<v Speaker 2>my day. And I'm like, well, I can't have it

0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:22.800
<v Speaker 2>first thing, because then it's all fucking down from there,

0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 2>and I'd save it.

0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Why don't we do Advent calendars for other events? Alicia? Like,

0:33:27.960 --> 0:33:30.240
<v Speaker 1>we could do it Easter one and just have three

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 1>doors for like the three days Jesus was missing or Advent.

0:33:35.960 --> 0:33:37.800
<v Speaker 6>That's kind of boring. Can't do three?

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:40.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, imagine a birthday advent calendar, you know, like say,

0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:43.480
<v Speaker 1>for example, your birthday, you just you start a month

0:33:43.520 --> 0:33:46.320
<v Speaker 1>before your birthday. They're just a month ambiguous.

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<v Speaker 4>A food calendar because Advent is Christmas.

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:49.720
<v Speaker 1>True.

0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I love a cheese Advent calendar, an Advent calendar as

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 2>a countdown to my birthday because my birthday is July

0:33:56.920 --> 0:34:00.520
<v Speaker 2>twenty fifth, I am it, And so it's the twenty fifth. Wait,

0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, is Christmas the twenty five?

0:34:02.120 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:34:02.320 --> 0:34:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just had a mind fuck going way.

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:05.280
<v Speaker 1>Is that right?

0:34:05.360 --> 0:34:07.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? It is? So I could just get any old

0:34:07.080 --> 0:34:09.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking Advent calendar of my birth Well.

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:10.719
<v Speaker 1>You know what I did. He had to toot my

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:13.440
<v Speaker 1>own horn. But for am I saying his name? Have

0:34:13.520 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I revealed his name? My mystery men?

0:34:16.800 --> 0:34:16.840
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:34:17.760 --> 0:34:21.120
<v Speaker 6>Oh, exclusive, I'd love to know if you were.

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>A good Detective Dale and you wouldn't be able to

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:23.160
<v Speaker 2>work out.

0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the idiots went full inspector gadget, and I use

0:34:25.480 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>inspector gadget because it was the worst detective work I've

0:34:28.000 --> 0:34:28.759
<v Speaker 1>ever seen in my life.

0:34:29.560 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, for him, when you're the worth that covering your track,

0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:34.400
<v Speaker 2>no photo of him on your Instagram there is.

0:34:34.520 --> 0:34:36.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was like a little clue, you know, an

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:39.480
<v Speaker 1>easter eg. Yeah, it was an what I did when

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>I went to Europe, Right, I went to Europe.

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:45.000
<v Speaker 2>You just flat out listen to what I did.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:47.399
<v Speaker 1>I just want to show you how romantic I am.

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:51.400
<v Speaker 1>I went away for twenty five days, right, which was

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:53.640
<v Speaker 1>just a coincidence, And you know, he was like, oh, sad,

0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to have you over Christmas, and I'm like, okay,

0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:58.160
<v Speaker 1>so it's I'm gonna be alone. I'm like, oh, you

0:34:58.239 --> 0:34:59.680
<v Speaker 1>poor think. So what I did was I went to

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:02.840
<v Speaker 1>cam and you can buy empty advent calendars. It was

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:04.640
<v Speaker 1>actually like a wooden box, like it was a big

0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:07.560
<v Speaker 1>wooden house and every day was a little door that

0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:10.720
<v Speaker 1>you'd open, and I got twenty five gifts that reminded

0:35:10.719 --> 0:35:12.919
<v Speaker 1>me of him and then put them in every day.

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:14.920
<v Speaker 1>So then every day I was away up until the

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:16.400
<v Speaker 1>day I got back. He had a little gift to

0:35:16.440 --> 0:35:17.560
<v Speaker 1>open that reminded him of me.

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh, what did you have to remind him of you?

0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 2>A lock of hair or something?

0:35:24.239 --> 0:35:26.640
<v Speaker 1>There was? Well, I bought a five pack jock strap

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 1>pack from Calvin Kine, so we had five jock straps

0:35:28.840 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 1>every third day.

0:35:30.000 --> 0:35:32.200
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a bit of fun in there.

0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh, gorgeous things like things that he loves, Like he

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:37.040
<v Speaker 1>loves lip glosses. I bought him lip glass. He loves

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:39.719
<v Speaker 1>the dazzle things, so I got him like a sun

0:35:39.800 --> 0:35:42.040
<v Speaker 1>visor for him to wear, not like a light for

0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 1>him to wear on his forehead or any dazzles. It's

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 1>easy to see.

0:35:44.920 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 2>I see just a little things that he likes. Yeah,

0:35:48.280 --> 0:35:53.000
<v Speaker 2>exactly right, Minor the ones that go down in the mine.

0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:54.560
<v Speaker 1>You did not I did?

0:35:54.600 --> 0:35:59.160
<v Speaker 2>There, I did? I sent then that was an accident.

0:35:59.160 --> 0:36:01.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm still pretty happy with was one of your better jobs.

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I hope it was for Audient anyway, I am just

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 1>real romantic, and I wanted to say that.

0:36:07.200 --> 0:36:09.239
<v Speaker 6>Will good ideas for my boyfriend.

0:36:10.280 --> 0:36:13.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually I'm a begin I'm big into grand gestures.

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:15.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like I love it. I love a big moment.

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:22.880
<v Speaker 6>Mitchell Krims knows my boyfriend this is so niche. But

0:36:22.880 --> 0:36:25.600
<v Speaker 6>I hope you remember he's not, is he?

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 6>No. I was sitting front row at Mitchell's Melbourne show

0:36:30.360 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 6>last May and my boyfriend is called James, and he

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:37.799
<v Speaker 6>was with me and you interacted with him a lot

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:40.600
<v Speaker 6>during the show and I was so nervous I barely

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 6>spoke and he just did all the like talking for me.

0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:43.680
<v Speaker 6>I loved it.

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:46.279
<v Speaker 2>And God, didn't I give him a hard time?

0:36:46.360 --> 0:36:47.839
<v Speaker 1>What did he do? What happened? Tell me?

0:36:48.520 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, straight man right in the front row.

0:36:50.760 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 2>And I was more or less saying, you don't want

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:55.480
<v Speaker 2>to be here, do you dull at all? To this

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:57.600
<v Speaker 2>bitch that dragged you along? And he was, he was

0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:59.919
<v Speaker 2>a good sport. I think I gave mclick, didn't I

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 2>my Yeah?

0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 6>And to me it was with one of my pantic Yeah.

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:07.160
<v Speaker 6>I was meant to go with one of my best

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:10.399
<v Speaker 6>friends who shout out to Charlotte she loved trash Allie

0:37:10.480 --> 0:37:13.120
<v Speaker 6>and also is it just me? We're meant to go together,

0:37:13.280 --> 0:37:17.239
<v Speaker 6>but she was unwell tried to take James instead, So

0:37:17.560 --> 0:37:18.319
<v Speaker 6>I can't.

0:37:18.000 --> 0:37:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Tell that he wasn't the idea anyway, he loved it.

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:22.360
<v Speaker 1>Is a convert?

0:37:22.880 --> 0:37:24.040
<v Speaker 6>A convert? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:26.360
<v Speaker 1>Is he converted to listening to the pot? Is he

0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 1>a fan of Mitchell? Now? Did he enjoy it?

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:37:28.520 --> 0:37:30.359
<v Speaker 6>He loved it. I always have it on in the car,

0:37:30.800 --> 0:37:33.360
<v Speaker 6>like I sometimes listened to it when I go to sleep,

0:37:33.360 --> 0:37:35.919
<v Speaker 6>which is really weird, but I hear it.

0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Did you like trash Allie?

0:37:39.400 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 6>I did? Yeah, I did. From there, I'll stop.

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:47.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I love you, Alicia.

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:48.839
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for getting in touch. Okay, DM Price, keep

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:50.400
<v Speaker 1>you general. We'll get you a prize.

0:37:50.400 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, thank you so much.

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 1>She was sweet. I liked her all right. Well, we

0:37:57.080 --> 0:37:58.440
<v Speaker 1>should probably go on that night, shouldn't we.

0:37:58.480 --> 0:37:59.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we probably should.

0:37:59.600 --> 0:37:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Let's go.

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:03.120
<v Speaker 2>We hope it's Oh no, never mind, we don't hope.

0:38:03.120 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 2>You think what are you talking about?

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>You've never said anything like that before.

0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:07.960
<v Speaker 2>That's shocking, and I never I never would.

0:38:08.040 --> 0:38:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Why would you be dumb to do that?

0:38:09.440 --> 0:38:10.200
<v Speaker 3>That's stupid.

0:38:10.800 --> 0:38:11.960
<v Speaker 2>We'll be back in a.

0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Couple of days for the Wednesday episode. Mitch's connection to

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Kate Middleton and his celebrity legal crisis will be explained.

0:38:19.120 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 2>That's such a better way of putting it.

0:38:20.600 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>It's true.

0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:23.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I've had a phototop fuck up, and you're

0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:25.320
<v Speaker 2>like an international celebrity scandal.

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:28.320
<v Speaker 1>That's my inner kiss FM clearly Nation. Last night I

0:38:28.360 --> 0:38:30.800
<v Speaker 1>said on air, I was like, we finally have word.

0:38:31.040 --> 0:38:32.320
<v Speaker 1>Is Kate Middleton deceased?

0:38:32.440 --> 0:38:35.319
<v Speaker 2>That next and then you came back from the break

0:38:35.320 --> 0:38:38.359
<v Speaker 2>and said, we don't know she photoshopped her neck out.

0:38:38.800 --> 0:38:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm talking about. Sometimes I'm like,

0:38:40.480 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 1>the media have a lot to answer for that. I

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:45.480
<v Speaker 1>realized I'm the media. Yeah, isn't that actually really worried Now.

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 3>I do that too. I'm like, blame the media, and

0:38:47.880 --> 0:38:49.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, I write the stuff.

0:38:49.760 --> 0:38:51.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm the media. That's devastating.

0:38:51.440 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you half the reason that I'm so

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking swept up in this Kate Middleton saga. It's because

0:38:58.000 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 2>at like three forty five the other day, I jumped

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 2>in the car and I'll have to go to the

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:04.799
<v Speaker 2>post office because I was getting you passport photos, which,

0:39:04.840 --> 0:39:08.040
<v Speaker 2>by the way, they are so atrocious. They're atrocious, the

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:09.719
<v Speaker 2>passport photos I got, the new ones.

0:39:09.800 --> 0:39:10.480
<v Speaker 3>I doubt it.

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll show you off the cloud but they look awful. Anyway,

0:39:14.920 --> 0:39:17.279
<v Speaker 2>I had kiss on and you were talking about it

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:19.320
<v Speaker 2>on the pickup. I was, and that's what got me

0:39:19.360 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 2>swept up because I hadn't really heard much about the

0:39:21.120 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Cape Middleton thing, and now the media with you talking

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:26.120
<v Speaker 2>about the photoshop veil.

0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:28.239
<v Speaker 1>I was, and I was being very into it. I'm

0:39:28.280 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 1>really involved in it.

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:30.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now I'm there with you.

0:39:30.520 --> 0:39:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I was playing the dramatic music and everything.

0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:34.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, here the X Miles music.

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:37.160
<v Speaker 1>That's all I have. That's my dramatic music. Give me

0:39:37.200 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 1>a mood. Ready, what story are we talking about?

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:43.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm joyous and I'm skipping through a meadow.

0:39:45.320 --> 0:39:46.240
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, that's mystery.

0:39:46.280 --> 0:39:49.439
<v Speaker 4>Sorry, that's pink pen. You give me one, Jenna, I'm

0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:50.520
<v Speaker 4>crying in a closet.

0:39:51.360 --> 0:39:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, I remember. I really am out of practice.

0:39:55.600 --> 0:39:57.440
<v Speaker 2>All right, we should go. We'll catch you back on Wednesday.

0:39:57.480 --> 0:39:59.120
<v Speaker 1>We should have guys seen a couple of days. So

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 1>is it just for me? A podcast by a couple

0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:08.239
<v Speaker 1>of Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast up.

0:40:26.120 --> 0:40:28.640
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,

0:40:29.640 --> 0:40:31.200
<v Speaker 2>do you want to see the passport photo? Yeah?

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:33.000
<v Speaker 1>When you said that, I'm like, save it for add brief,

0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 1>because sometimes when we get to the end, we get

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:36.680
<v Speaker 1>so excited with a flood of info. I might save it,

0:40:36.960 --> 0:40:37.759
<v Speaker 1>have nothing to talk about.

0:40:38.200 --> 0:40:40.520
<v Speaker 2>So I actually went to the post office for a

0:40:40.520 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 2>different reason, and then I remembered that.

0:40:42.800 --> 0:40:44.719
<v Speaker 1>What was the different reason that sounded sus well?

0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:46.839
<v Speaker 2>I just had to pick up a parcel. And when

0:40:46.880 --> 0:40:48.840
<v Speaker 2>I was there, I saw the bloody photo booth of

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:50.759
<v Speaker 2>passport photos and I was like, oh, fuck amaze, I'll

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:53.120
<v Speaker 2>get that done while I'm here for Bally. Yeah, because

0:40:53.120 --> 0:40:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I have to renew my parcel before I go overseas.

0:40:55.280 --> 0:40:59.240
<v Speaker 2>And I thought, God, I'm a bit fucking tired today.

0:40:59.760 --> 0:41:02.040
<v Speaker 2>But surely with a camera flash you won't be able

0:41:02.040 --> 0:41:02.640
<v Speaker 2>to tell how tired.

0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:05.520
<v Speaker 3>I said, No one ever, Mitchell, I bet it's not

0:41:05.560 --> 0:41:06.120
<v Speaker 3>even that bad.

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 1>Are you so dramatic?

0:41:07.840 --> 0:41:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm being quite fair to how bad it

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:13.760
<v Speaker 2>show us the photo? Look at the bags under my eyes?

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 4>Is it bad?

0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:25.600
<v Speaker 1>It's really bad? What have they done to you?

0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:27.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they did a thing. That's what I

0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:29.920
<v Speaker 2>look like his photo.

0:41:30.120 --> 0:41:32.759
<v Speaker 1>That's not our boy, that's not you, that's not you.

0:41:33.560 --> 0:41:36.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll get rid of its deep.

0:41:38.520 --> 0:41:40.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to stop it, get rid of it.

0:41:40.840 --> 0:41:42.120
<v Speaker 1>It really makes me sick.

0:41:42.239 --> 0:41:43.040
<v Speaker 2>That's not you.

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:45.320
<v Speaker 1>They're purple.

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:50.040
<v Speaker 2>This fucking passport photo booth. He literally had a box

0:41:50.320 --> 0:41:53.840
<v Speaker 2>against the wall and he sort of unpacked it and

0:41:53.880 --> 0:41:55.799
<v Speaker 2>it had two walls by my side and a roof

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:57.600
<v Speaker 2>above me with a light in it. And then he

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:00.640
<v Speaker 2>took it on the iPad. But can you take a

0:42:00.680 --> 0:42:02.680
<v Speaker 2>step forward? And I'm like, shouldn't they be in the

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:03.399
<v Speaker 2>box of light?

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:04.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:42:04.320 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 2>And so I was back lit, and so there was

0:42:06.920 --> 0:42:09.280
<v Speaker 2>no light on my face and the iPad had no flash,

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:12.040
<v Speaker 2>and so it turned out like this with these horrendous eyebacks.

0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:16.640
<v Speaker 2>That's the fucking riven eye or those bags.

0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry if.

0:42:17.440 --> 0:42:20.279
<v Speaker 2>The rainbow serpent has been fucking digging across my face.

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>They look like abs air bags of deploys.

0:42:23.600 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 3>The passport people would say, that's not you.

0:42:25.800 --> 0:42:29.120
<v Speaker 1>You're going to get to by nag, so you need

0:42:29.160 --> 0:42:30.160
<v Speaker 1>to check those two bags.

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:30.880
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna go.

0:42:30.920 --> 0:42:32.640
<v Speaker 1>You're over the baggage limit. They're under your eyes.

0:42:32.920 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what if they said to me, I'm

0:42:37.120 --> 0:42:40.200
<v Speaker 2>so sorry this overseas trip that you are really looking

0:42:40.239 --> 0:42:42.399
<v Speaker 2>forward to, we're not letting you on the flight because

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.200
<v Speaker 2>we don't believe that's you, I would still be like, oh,

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 2>thank god, I think that's what I look.

0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 1>That's a compliment. A compliment. Yeah, it's really funny.

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:51.480
<v Speaker 2>So can you just vouch I will post this in

0:42:51.560 --> 0:42:53.399
<v Speaker 2>the group and you'rean idiots? Can you vouch that I'm

0:42:53.400 --> 0:42:56.400
<v Speaker 2>not exaggerating an awful photo.

0:42:56.480 --> 0:42:57.719
<v Speaker 1>It's not how you look. I don't want you to

0:42:57.719 --> 0:42:59.040
<v Speaker 1>think that's what we think of it. But it's not

0:42:59.080 --> 0:43:03.280
<v Speaker 1>a flattering you, Mitchell, that's terrible. I also look cross

0:43:03.280 --> 0:43:05.800
<v Speaker 1>e show what's going on. But to be honest, Mitchell,

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 1>how much did this cost you? Ten bucks?

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:08.240
<v Speaker 2>Eighteen?

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:10.680
<v Speaker 1>You can just get it reshot you don't have to

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:11.320
<v Speaker 1>use those.

0:43:12.080 --> 0:43:13.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm such a tight up. I don't think I'm getting

0:43:13.880 --> 0:43:14.480
<v Speaker 2>that rat.

0:43:14.719 --> 0:43:16.520
<v Speaker 3>Kate middle to his photo shops.

0:43:17.000 --> 0:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we need to get that to Katie.

0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:20.279
<v Speaker 2>I know I can't even face tune them because they

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:22.360
<v Speaker 2>print them for me and then I mail it to

0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:22.759
<v Speaker 2>the path of.

0:43:22.800 --> 0:43:23.720
<v Speaker 1>About how it works.

0:43:23.840 --> 0:43:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, not that I would face tune anything, because, as

0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:30.520
<v Speaker 2>you'll discover on Wednesday's episode, I can't be trusted photoshop.

0:43:30.800 --> 0:43:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I used to face tune. To be honest, I still

0:43:32.600 --> 0:43:35.719
<v Speaker 1>have face tune. That's just my admission.

0:43:36.760 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you got that off your tears turning the

0:43:38.560 --> 0:43:39.120
<v Speaker 2>air off?

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Is anyone, It's really no.

0:43:40.800 --> 0:43:43.279
<v Speaker 2>I actually turned it down because it's the first time

0:43:43.400 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 2>in five fucking years nearly that it's not been freezing

0:43:47.680 --> 0:43:50.160
<v Speaker 2>cold in here. I was mentally prepared to be frozen,

0:43:50.360 --> 0:43:55.200
<v Speaker 2>and I walked in here it was quite warm. Hello. Yes, sorry,

0:43:55.239 --> 0:43:56.480
<v Speaker 2>have you forgotten your podcasting?

0:43:57.160 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 1>Where am I? Sorry?

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:00.399
<v Speaker 2>See? This is what I meant about the brain thing.

0:44:00.440 --> 0:44:02.040
<v Speaker 2>They do happen occasionally, of course.

0:44:02.080 --> 0:44:03.640
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've got a brain illness. For God's sake,

0:44:04.360 --> 0:44:04.959
<v Speaker 1>I can talk.

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 2>We're so luckily.

0:44:06.800 --> 0:44:07.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm just blessed.

0:44:08.640 --> 0:44:11.360
<v Speaker 2>I fucking praise Jesus every day for the blessing that

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 2>is your speech.

0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:14.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, every single day.

0:44:13.480 --> 0:44:18.799
<v Speaker 1>Totally fucking maw. Guys just talk too much. Even I'm

0:44:18.840 --> 0:44:22.000
<v Speaker 1>over it. We're also the media. I'm like, I'm the media, Jenny,

0:44:22.000 --> 0:44:24.080
<v Speaker 1>you're the media. It's you're the media too. We all

0:44:24.080 --> 0:44:24.920
<v Speaker 1>have a lot to answer for.

0:44:25.760 --> 0:44:27.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the fact that we have one in the fingerrap

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 2>we just.

0:44:27.680 --> 0:44:30.120
<v Speaker 1>Sit to band together. We could use the time we

0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:33.080
<v Speaker 1>spend weekly together recording the show. We could actually what

0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:35.720
<v Speaker 1>if we pivoted right and we just wanted to solve

0:44:36.239 --> 0:44:40.440
<v Speaker 1>I don't know a missing My brain always goes to

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:41.040
<v Speaker 1>the poor girl?

0:44:41.840 --> 0:44:42.560
<v Speaker 2>Which one?

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:46.320
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm going to you know what, I'm going to

0:44:46.360 --> 0:44:48.440
<v Speaker 1>google another one and I'm going to bring attention to

0:44:48.480 --> 0:44:49.240
<v Speaker 1>another case.

0:44:49.600 --> 0:44:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Why well, because.

0:44:50.960 --> 0:44:51.720
<v Speaker 3>What's the case.

0:44:51.760 --> 0:44:52.880
<v Speaker 4>You're referring to.

0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:57.120
<v Speaker 1>The most famous missing child. All I want to do

0:44:57.160 --> 0:44:59.560
<v Speaker 1>is bring attention to it. As of today, the show

0:44:59.640 --> 0:45:01.720
<v Speaker 1>is not is It just Me? The show is called

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:03.920
<v Speaker 1>is it just Me? Or do we need to solve

0:45:03.960 --> 0:45:07.040
<v Speaker 1>the case of John and a Ramsay? And until she's found.

0:45:06.880 --> 0:45:10.240
<v Speaker 3>She has been found. She was found when she was dead.

0:45:11.040 --> 0:45:11.560
<v Speaker 1>They find her.

0:45:11.719 --> 0:45:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they found her body.

0:45:13.480 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're right, she's not missing. Well, apart from the

0:45:16.640 --> 0:45:20.520
<v Speaker 2>name that shan't be spoken, arguably the second most famous

0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:22.880
<v Speaker 2>missing person currently is Kate Middleton.

0:45:23.480 --> 0:45:24.800
<v Speaker 1>You're so true.

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:27.520
<v Speaker 2>Find everyone there you go. We've used our course, we've

0:45:27.600 --> 0:45:28.239
<v Speaker 2>used our plan.

0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:30.479
<v Speaker 1>We're rebranded back to is It just Me? The hitter regional.

0:45:30.520 --> 0:45:35.080
<v Speaker 2>Everyone goes looks for cake now. Anyway, I felt like

0:45:35.120 --> 0:45:37.760
<v Speaker 2>a bit of a shit friend the other day because

0:45:38.360 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 2>there was one point in a t D brief last week,

0:45:41.080 --> 0:45:43.239
<v Speaker 2>Remember which episode that you said, I'm going to a

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:47.879
<v Speaker 2>weekend away everyone, And then I said, was it Twine? Yes?

0:45:47.960 --> 0:45:48.319
<v Speaker 1>I said.

0:45:49.360 --> 0:45:51.719
<v Speaker 2>I said, oh, me too, and then we started talking

0:45:51.719 --> 0:45:53.960
<v Speaker 2>about my weekend away. And then we got sidetracked talking

0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:54.919
<v Speaker 2>about bloody.

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 1>Apple watches or something something.

0:45:56.840 --> 0:45:58.479
<v Speaker 2>And we never circled back to what you were doing

0:45:58.640 --> 0:45:59.120
<v Speaker 2>that night.

0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:01.399
<v Speaker 3>I thought we find out what much.

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I was in the car on the way home and

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 2>I went, oh, no, no, you would have that. We're

0:46:05.760 --> 0:46:06.520
<v Speaker 2>not aware now.

0:46:06.640 --> 0:46:11.879
<v Speaker 1>I posted it on socialist. Jenna's like are you going away? Yeah?

0:46:11.880 --> 0:46:13.120
<v Speaker 1>I went on a weekend away. But it's done.

0:46:13.120 --> 0:46:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Now, tell me about what happened.

0:46:14.640 --> 0:46:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Nothing. We just went on a weekend away, just for

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:20.360
<v Speaker 1>a week, a family weekend away. It was lovely. I

0:46:20.360 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 1>got offered an Airbnb for free, full transparency. So I

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:24.080
<v Speaker 1>took it.

0:46:24.120 --> 0:46:27.399
<v Speaker 3>But you said you didn't pay for it. You said

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:28.359
<v Speaker 3>you did pay for it.

0:46:28.600 --> 0:46:32.080
<v Speaker 1>I said, so I'm not getting paid for this. I

0:46:32.080 --> 0:46:34.160
<v Speaker 1>didn't get paid. I didn't make any money, got it

0:46:34.200 --> 0:46:36.320
<v Speaker 1>for free. I said it on socials because I didn't

0:46:36.560 --> 0:46:37.680
<v Speaker 1>with a friend I went to school with it. I

0:46:37.719 --> 0:46:39.800
<v Speaker 1>had great fucking sex with. Her name is Belinda Smith.

0:46:42.120 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 1>It actually was a girl that I went to school with.

0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:46.160
<v Speaker 1>She's like, Hi, Mitch, we've created a new bed and

0:46:46.200 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 1>breakfast cold. I'll live retreat in Milton, New South Wales,

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:51.080
<v Speaker 1>and I went okay, and I looked at the photos

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous sleep sate or twelve if you want, Olive Barne

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and invited all my family and the new

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<v Speaker 1>mystery man whose name will be revealed will start a

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<v Speaker 1>timer in three days. Is that actually happening? No? And

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<v Speaker 1>it was great. It was a fun weekend away. I

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<v Speaker 1>really enjoyed it. My dog, my dog Penny, almost got

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<v Speaker 1>eaten by a hawk.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's Penny?

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<v Speaker 1>Hamish's my elderly caboodle. But we have a new dog

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<v Speaker 1>called Penny.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Hamish must be spewing about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's my parents. It's not my parents' dogs, my

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<v Speaker 1>Aunti's dog, right. Yeah, but it was swooped by a hawk.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd know all about hawk.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the kinnea pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the second time I know you track record with hawks.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got audio. I've got audio.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the hawks were squawking their fucking heads off in

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<v Speaker 2>the background when you were last working from home? Have

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<v Speaker 2>they got a vendetta against you? What did you do

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<v Speaker 2>to offend the hork?

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<v Speaker 1>Pissed off the birds?

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<v Speaker 2>Have?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at this. We were walking back from small town

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<v Speaker 1>Milton and it was a property right and all the

0:47:43.200 --> 0:47:45.080
<v Speaker 1>dogs are in the backyard and I'm like, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>our house. It's gorgeous. Oh what's that in the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that a lorikeet? Now it's got talons and a

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<v Speaker 1>hook beak and blood on its Beakady, it was swirling

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<v Speaker 1>around the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going for Penny.

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<v Speaker 5>Choke, Mom, grab penny.

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<v Speaker 1>Fast forward.

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<v Speaker 2>We had so dramatic Penny, Penny, Penny.

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<v Speaker 1>We saved Penny, but it was a genuine hawk circling Penny.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we told the townspeople, is like, that's how

0:48:26.920 --> 0:48:29.359
<v Speaker 1>I lost my Kelpie Jasman in two thousand and six.

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:31.959
<v Speaker 1>That's a kelpie is a big dog.

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<v Speaker 2>They also pack a punch, like they'll fight back. A kelpie,

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<v Speaker 2>it'll eat that fucking hawk. Alart.

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<v Speaker 1>This was such a big bird, had such a big wingspan. Anyway,

0:48:41.320 --> 0:48:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Oliver state, it's great for family.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, did you have to go to BONDOI beat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I forgot.

0:48:48.520 --> 0:48:52.400
<v Speaker 4>I kept getting ads for you small zy shaving heads.

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:55.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So I was at the Bondi Pavilion shaving heads

0:48:55.640 --> 0:48:59.040
<v Speaker 1>for a genuinely brilliant cause, Philukmi Foundation, World's Greater shave.

0:48:59.719 --> 0:48:59.960
<v Speaker 5>I was.

0:49:00.840 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 1>They wanted to show that rivalries can be put aside

0:49:04.320 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 1>to build a bridge, because nothing is more important than

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:10.280
<v Speaker 1>curing leukemia, which I agree with. So me and Smallsey,

0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:13.160
<v Speaker 1>who's my nighttime radio rival in the ratings, we beat him.

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:16.400
<v Speaker 1>I beat him, he beats me. We beat each other.

0:49:16.400 --> 0:49:19.200
<v Speaker 1>We top each other all the time. Well, and they

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<v Speaker 1>got us together and we were both shaving heads at

0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Bondo Beach. So you were there, Yeah shaving Yeah, so yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna's right. So I drove down to Milton three hours Friday,

0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:31.080
<v Speaker 1>drove back up Saturday morning, three hours, drove back three

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<v Speaker 1>hours Saturday afternoon, drove back three hours Sunday afternoon.

0:49:35.280 --> 0:49:39.480
<v Speaker 2>But a fifteen minute detaib to pick up set me

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<v Speaker 2>too much to commit to it.

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<v Speaker 1>They were a bitch, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because were you being paid for this world's

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<v Speaker 2>greatest shave.

0:49:45.480 --> 0:49:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Ship was working? Yeah? But it was? It was, of

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<v Speaker 1>course for charity.

0:49:51.000 --> 0:49:53.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a good course. What if I pay you general

0:49:54.239 --> 0:49:57.919
<v Speaker 2>every week? But I also expect an Instagram story tag

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:00.719
<v Speaker 2>had to tag ad who would I do? Pack?

0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Can I do paid partnership with Mitchell Coombs? Or do

0:50:03.000 --> 0:50:06.960
<v Speaker 1>you have to be ca Yeah? That's pretty funny, just

0:50:07.080 --> 0:50:11.920
<v Speaker 1>sponsor you that what's going to take to get a lift.

0:50:12.440 --> 0:50:14.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm happy to give you a lift. I'm just saying,

0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:15.879
<v Speaker 1>if there's an instance where I go, hey, it can't

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:17.360
<v Speaker 1>happen today. I just don't want to get in trouble.

0:50:18.080 --> 0:50:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, that's fine. But also hypothetically, what would the

0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:22.920
<v Speaker 2>instance be.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just like to future proof myself,

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:30.080
<v Speaker 1>right right, I truly don't know. For example, natural disaster.

0:50:30.200 --> 0:50:31.480
<v Speaker 1>That's all I can think of.

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<v Speaker 2>If the day comes that I'm expecting you to pick

0:50:34.719 --> 0:50:36.520
<v Speaker 2>me up and then you say to me sort of

0:50:36.600 --> 0:50:39.480
<v Speaker 2>last minute, I can't come. You won't get in trouble

0:50:39.640 --> 0:50:41.800
<v Speaker 2>from me at least, but you'll be in trouble because

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<v Speaker 2>I just won't be able to come in will I

0:50:44.160 --> 0:50:45.920
<v Speaker 2>won't be doing the podcast point.

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:47.880
<v Speaker 1>That's what I mean. You can't hold it against me.

0:50:50.320 --> 0:50:50.840
<v Speaker 1>Is parking.

0:50:51.000 --> 0:50:54.200
<v Speaker 2>So basically I'm being told don't rely on me.

0:50:54.840 --> 0:50:56.840
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not. I could just say, why don't you

0:50:56.840 --> 0:50:57.359
<v Speaker 1>want to drive?

0:50:58.080 --> 0:50:59.840
<v Speaker 2>I can't drive? There's no parking.

0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:01.439
<v Speaker 1>Is parking. I'm there every day.

0:51:01.480 --> 0:51:03.879
<v Speaker 2>I've been worn by everyone that there's no parking there,

0:51:03.920 --> 0:51:05.680
<v Speaker 2>and you are not there every day. You've got a

0:51:05.680 --> 0:51:07.319
<v Speaker 2>parking spot. Of course that's parking for you.

0:51:07.640 --> 0:51:12.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, sorry, we hope it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast feel at least two percent better today that so

0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:16.120
<v Speaker 2>we do.

0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:18.480
<v Speaker 1>For example, if I said I'm going on a tropical holiday,

0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:19.400
<v Speaker 1>I have that ready.

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<v Speaker 2>For example, what do you mean example of.

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<v Speaker 1>What IM's going back to me being really good with

0:51:24.160 --> 0:51:25.080
<v Speaker 1>the sound effects?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:51:26.840 --> 0:51:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Or if you said, how do I get to the

0:51:28.040 --> 0:51:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Kiss studios in the new building? I go, you take

0:51:29.760 --> 0:51:37.520
<v Speaker 1>the elevator, dummy? Hey, the new building is in the

0:51:37.760 --> 0:51:41.200
<v Speaker 1>new building? Is the Coca Cola building? Get this one

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<v Speaker 1>of the levels. I can't remember which is the Coca Cola.

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<v Speaker 2>For Yeah, you can you say it was the top one?

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think I don't know. I think I'm

0:51:48.360 --> 0:51:50.480
<v Speaker 1>assuming it is. It's one of the levels. If I

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<v Speaker 1>have my building, I'd put myself on the top four.

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<v Speaker 1>It's free coke. You know those coke fountains in the

0:51:56.680 --> 0:51:59.120
<v Speaker 1>US that have the LCD screen on them. Yeah, and

0:51:59.160 --> 0:52:01.600
<v Speaker 1>you can like tap and it just dispenses any drink

0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:02.600
<v Speaker 1>that Coke has ever made.

0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:04.239
<v Speaker 2>No, they have it.

0:52:04.520 --> 0:52:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's free to all stuff between the workouts

0:52:07.560 --> 0:52:10.760
<v Speaker 1>of nine and three. So even as you Jenna Benson,

0:52:10.960 --> 0:52:12.920
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, there's also a coke cafeteria.

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<v Speaker 2>No way, how are you telling us this now?

0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:17.759
<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's exciting, but.

0:52:17.800 --> 0:52:18.840
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't apply to anyone.

0:52:19.120 --> 0:52:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm being honest, is yes, Jenna, I don't fear all right,

0:52:24.280 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 1>should we go? No? No, I'm showing you what it

0:52:26.200 --> 0:52:27.920
<v Speaker 1>is people, because.

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 2>People are We don't need to do this on the podcastle.

0:52:30.840 --> 0:52:34.040
<v Speaker 1>And I aspire for that. You know, Nah, you're just

0:52:34.120 --> 0:52:39.360
<v Speaker 1>gloating that I've got a coke found all right. I

0:52:39.400 --> 0:52:41.680
<v Speaker 1>was going to show what the coke found. Ill when

0:52:41.719 --> 0:52:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I get that too, not after Mitchell's outburst. I'm going

0:52:45.160 --> 0:52:51.120
<v Speaker 1>to speak to Beverly Coke and Paula Collar. That's how

0:52:51.120 --> 0:52:53.320
<v Speaker 1>I got married and they formed Cocoa Colar.

0:52:53.680 --> 0:52:55.240
<v Speaker 2>She's very modern, she kept her maiden.

0:52:55.280 --> 0:52:56.520
<v Speaker 1>She did. She's very progressive.

0:52:56.600 --> 0:52:58.880
<v Speaker 2>She's a proud Coke. Yeah, she is and always has

0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:00.920
<v Speaker 2>been fans of the cocaine.

0:53:01.400 --> 0:53:02.960
<v Speaker 1>And I said, Beverly, you probably want to change that.

0:53:03.080 --> 0:53:04.319
<v Speaker 1>She's like, no, oh, Cola won't.

0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:08.200
<v Speaker 2>She's getting real old now, everyone's like, where's Coke cane.

0:53:09.760 --> 0:53:10.800
<v Speaker 2>She can't walk properly.

0:53:12.239 --> 0:53:15.080
<v Speaker 1>But their daughter they named me Samantha, so she's just Samantha.

0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:16.640
<v Speaker 2>I should have said this, I should have said this.

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Fuck damn it. I'm editing my joke. It's a family

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<v Speaker 2>heirloom I bequeath unto you the co cocaine. Yeah see

0:53:23.520 --> 0:53:24.839
<v Speaker 2>that's good to help you hobble around.

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah nice. Yeah all right, we've really milked

0:53:28.440 --> 0:53:29.040
<v Speaker 1>that for Allsworth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So we do thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We do see you in a couple of days.

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