Speaker 1: Just hoo stood a couple of mitches, release yourself for
Speaker 1: the rude shocks of young adulthood. So I'll begune a
Speaker 1: wicked as a cowboy. Because it's the Halloween weekend. We're
Speaker 1: wearing costumes and I'm going as a cowboy.
Speaker 2: It's a wicked no, no, you can't do that. You
Speaker 2: can't imagine if I went to a titaning exhibition as
Speaker 2: a Mario brother. It doesn't make any better. Is and
Speaker 2: Mitchual coos, hello you you, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. I'm just a warning
Speaker 1: for this episode, but I'm in a state, a state
Speaker 1: of what I'm just in a state. We're in between
Speaker 1: moves at the radio station where the podcast studio will
Speaker 1: move to the new iGEM tower that we constructed. That
Speaker 1: it overlooks the Sydney Harbor. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: We're still in the old building at the moment, and
Speaker 2: it looks like such a ghost town in here.
Speaker 1: It's so gross. The iHeartRadio offices have been gutted. Kiss
Speaker 1: FM's in the new studios, so I'm between student video
Speaker 1: so I'm in the new broadcast studios by night and
Speaker 1: then by day I'm here. It's just like I'm just frazzled.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're in between two spots. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: when you're moving house and like you've got a week
Speaker 2: of overlap where you're paying double rent. Yeah, where do
Speaker 2: I sleep? Where do I put the bed?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And you've got to cancel your gas
Speaker 1: and you're electricity and then someone comes for a me
Speaker 1: to read but then you've got to get it in
Speaker 1: the new place. Then you've got to cancel your internet,
Speaker 1: which no one tells you about. It's a pain in
Speaker 1: the arts. I haven't done any of that for the
Speaker 1: new building.
Speaker 2: That's going to say how much ass is involved on
Speaker 2: your behalf?
Speaker 1: No teething in the new building sucks because it's it's
Speaker 1: a progressive building. We've been really blessed in this building.
Speaker 1: It's old and we like own the build. We do
Speaker 1: not own the building, but it's our own building. No
Speaker 1: one else shares at the tendancy. Right, But in this
Speaker 1: new building we're level seventeen of eighteen towers, eighteen levels.
Speaker 2: So who got the pent house?
Speaker 1: That's a good question, actually, oh coke, Because it's Coca
Speaker 1: Cola building.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, Coca Cola building.
Speaker 1: That's also where I keep my coke. Yeah, I've got
Speaker 1: a locker ro on level A teen. But it's one
Speaker 1: of those progressive buildings, so there's not a bin. There
Speaker 1: are sea spins that are color coded, and in the
Speaker 1: induction you were told which color represents which waste.
Speaker 2: So if you happen maybe six it is how many
Speaker 2: people are throwing out mults in and offer.
Speaker 1: Now there's but there's organics, which is like meat scraps,
Speaker 1: rice bones, food. Then there's plastic recycling, paper recycling, just
Speaker 1: fucking paper without ink. Then there's landfield.
Speaker 2: How many people are throwing out paper without ink?
Speaker 1: I don't know why I want to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. It's a blank piece of paper.
Speaker 2: In that case, it's just.
Speaker 1: Like one of those really fancy buildings and you've got
Speaker 1: to swipe everywhere, and there's a concierge and it's a lot.
Speaker 1: So I'm just a bit I'm feeling a bit tired.
Speaker 1: So apologies. If I have some brain farts, now, that's all.
Speaker 2: Right, We're used to them. It's fine, it's part of
Speaker 2: the chart.
Speaker 1: Now I've been brain fart free, haven't I for quite
Speaker 1: a while? You know, the delay in answering. I thought
Speaker 1: I was doing really well in terms of brain elasticity.
Speaker 2: Elasticity, like your brains is fucking stress ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of stress ball, price give a generous here. Hygiene,
Speaker 1: great to have you did?
Speaker 2: I tell you, Jenna, I'm a little bit excited about
Speaker 2: when we eventually moved to the studio because they don't
Speaker 2: have much parking, and so it's not going to be
Speaker 2: like here where I can just rock up and hopefully
Speaker 2: someone's working from home and there's a free spot. I've
Speaker 2: never had any trouble finding a park here, No one's
Speaker 2: left a note or anything. That's just usually one free,
Speaker 2: whereas the new place that's very limited.
Speaker 1: So there's thirty parking spots for like thousands of staff members.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's nice, it's two hundred staff members.
Speaker 1: No, but in the tower it's not just us told you,
Speaker 1: I'm angry it's my first snap of the day.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm excited because when we move to the
Speaker 2: new office, I don't have a parking spot. And I
Speaker 2: said to Cherry, how the fuck am I going to
Speaker 2: get there to record? Because if I have to catch
Speaker 2: a train or a bus or something, all it takes
Speaker 2: is one bus, not Rocking Army fucked me missing one train,
Speaker 2: and officially I'm in a TIS and it's going to
Speaker 2: throw my performance as an artist on the podcast, no doubt.
Speaker 2: I need to be TIS free and so MIT's is
Speaker 2: going to give me a.
Speaker 1: Lift sometimes sometimes. Yeah, my schedule's very up in the air.
Speaker 3: That's so nice of you.
Speaker 2: I do you want me to pay you? No?
Speaker 1: I don't want to be paid. I don't need the
Speaker 1: money because.
Speaker 2: I know that your schedule varies. But in either case,
Speaker 2: aren't you driving to the studio, especially for the podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But then I stay there and I work. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I don't need to live time, it's just
Speaker 2: getting there.
Speaker 1: No, No, but detailing to where you live is actually
Speaker 1: it's it's about it to be a fifteen minute de
Speaker 1: tour again.
Speaker 2: Do I need to pay you with something? I would
Speaker 2: detail fifteen minutes for you an.
Speaker 1: The week, of course, would you, Jenner?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, well she can't drive, so resume.
Speaker 1: If you wanted to fucking could it? Oh?
Speaker 2: Backpenally, we agreed to this. We're excited. I'm not back.
Speaker 1: No, I'm excited. I'm just saying, well, I don't think
Speaker 1: it'll be in every week thing? Why not oh, man,
Speaker 1: I I just don't want to commit to it in case,
Speaker 1: in case, the day comes, I can't, I get in trouble.
Speaker 2: But why wouldn't you be able to because.
Speaker 1: My schedules changes all the time.
Speaker 2: But then if you're running late to the podcast, then
Speaker 2: it's going to be late anyway. So it doesn't matter
Speaker 2: if I get my own way there. If you're running late,
Speaker 2: then we can't record, you know what I mean? You
Speaker 2: know that doesn't make a difference.
Speaker 1: Really does mean some days? What if I'm rushing? What
Speaker 1: if I'm late?
Speaker 2: I just said that if you're late to the podcast,
Speaker 2: I have to wait for you anyway.
Speaker 1: He was just putting a lot of bonus on me.
Speaker 2: Is it please? It's sleeping your made to leave. That's
Speaker 2: a lot of owner.
Speaker 1: No. No, If I'm just saying every week, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna happen, it's exciting. I'm just forgetting Mitchell. I know
Speaker 1: how you work. If you just drive, there's parking.
Speaker 2: I can't drive. There's no parking.
Speaker 1: It is parking on the streets all day. There's no I've.
Speaker 2: Been really hard to get I work, and obviously people
Speaker 2: that are rocking up at like eight thirty am or
Speaker 2: in the mod they probably get all the spots.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of parking. So I just don't want to
Speaker 1: commit because I know how you work. You like, you've
Speaker 1: promised this and I've sold my car.
Speaker 2: Now I'm not selling my car.
Speaker 1: I'll ride me fen with Bogga nays what's its name?
Speaker 2: My bike?
Speaker 1: My bike?
Speaker 2: I'm not riding my bike all my Harbour Bridge.
Speaker 1: You know what I want to do? Maybe we could
Speaker 1: do it on the show. Actually we can't because we're
Speaker 1: not live, we're on the cloud. I want to do
Speaker 1: it on my radio show where I overlook the Harbor Bridge.
Speaker 1: I go call now if you're listening and you're on
Speaker 1: the Harbor Ridge, and flash a light, right because I
Speaker 1: can see the Harbor Bridge. Wouldn't that be fun?
Speaker 2: Why do they need to call to do that?
Speaker 1: So no, I don't have to call. I just say
Speaker 1: on the air, flash your lights. And then I watched
Speaker 1: the bridge.
Speaker 2: I think Rope mcmanusport or something like that back in
Speaker 2: the day. He had a camera overlooking Oh what was it?
Speaker 2: Where does the Prime minister fucking live? You're really on
Speaker 2: the other side of the bridge, on the north side,
Speaker 2: remember this, And he was like everyone watching right now,
Speaker 2: just turn your house lights off and on, and then
Speaker 2: were all these apartments flashing. That's it was really cool.
Speaker 1: Time has changed now.
Speaker 2: Then also people would have slashed their fucking high beams
Speaker 2: on the bridge. That's a bit of a hazard. Actually,
Speaker 2: just people behind them.
Speaker 1: Twelve dead in radio stunt gone wrong. Mitch Jury urges
Speaker 1: drivers to turn lights off that.
Speaker 2: Are listening to Smooth and they're in front of the
Speaker 2: person flashing their lights. They're gonna be like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck is going on? To a pullover? No, I okay,
Speaker 2: maybe I want the gorgeous idea. I get where you're
Speaker 2: coming from, but it might be a bit dangerous.
Speaker 3: Flip on your windscreen, wipers depressing, and no one does it.
Speaker 2: What if because it's radio yeah and flashing lights, you
Speaker 2: can't hear that. What if you's got everyone to beat
Speaker 2: their horn.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to hear that from the studio.
Speaker 2: If you send someone down there with a mic.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good idea.
Speaker 2: We said, you absolutely fake the whole thing. If you
Speaker 2: can't hear it anyway, you'd be like everyone's flushing their light.
Speaker 2: It worked amazing, No, that's everyone had to take your
Speaker 2: fucking word for it in New York Street.
Speaker 1: But then also I could just do sound effects on
Speaker 1: the desk, like we've got roving reporter Paula down there
Speaker 1: on the Harbor Bridge. Do we get anyone hunk your horns?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Perfect? Wow? Incredible?
Speaker 1: That works really good.
Speaker 2: What did you say? The reporter's name of Paula? I'll
Speaker 2: be Paula.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we crossed. Now hold on, we make
Speaker 1: it very kiss? We probably should. Sure, all right, they're
Speaker 1: a very fucking kiss. All right, live now on the
Speaker 1: Sydney Harbor Bridge, we have roving reporter Paula, who joins us. Now, Hi, Paula,
Speaker 1: how are you?
Speaker 2: Hi, mich I'm waiting by the bridge to hear if
Speaker 2: everyone honks their horn once you give them the countdown?
Speaker 1: Okay on three everybody, one, two, three?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so loud down here.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's incredible. Did sound like someone hit another person?
Speaker 1: Did that happen.
Speaker 2: Paula?
Speaker 1: Paula's deceased. Now wow, I don't think that'd be good. Wow,
Speaker 1: the international passenger, your phone's falling into the sea, crazy
Speaker 1: under the bridge. Just get a water.
Speaker 2: I've dropped my phone off the off the bridge.
Speaker 1: What will I search flop.
Speaker 2: I just flop, I just search. What else would you
Speaker 2: call it if not a plot?
Speaker 1: Let's real, Let's do it again one more time. Roving
Speaker 1: reporter Paula is down live. She's joining us on the phone. Now,
Speaker 1: let's get her up on. We're just calling her through.
Speaker 1: We'll get paul on connecting to the harbor Bridge. Paula,
Speaker 1: are you there?
Speaker 2: Yes, Mitch, I'm standing by on the harbor Bridge. I'm
Speaker 2: very excited. We're going to see if everyone can honk
Speaker 2: in unison once you give them the countdown.
Speaker 1: Buddy, it's a gorgeous day. The sea is blue, there
Speaker 1: are dolphins jumping. Let's go one, two, three, so loud.
Speaker 1: You're so excited, you've just dropped your phone. Oh, Paula,
Speaker 1: was that Pooh? That actually terrible?
Speaker 2: Okay, well the first time, just me. We started every episode.
Speaker 2: It's just me. Each something of notice, hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's.
Speaker 2: I've got no fucking clue over here. No, Mine's just.
Speaker 1: Something I've I've noticed this week. I got a little
Speaker 1: new drive to work, and I'm a bit frazzled with
Speaker 1: my surroundings. When you have a normal drive to work.
Speaker 1: You know you check marks, you I know your landmarks,
Speaker 1: you know what you're going to go past. You know
Speaker 1: what you can get. You can't get in this new area.
Speaker 1: I was searching for something you couldn't find.
Speaker 2: It, right, don't you hit me?
Speaker 1: Oh am? I going first?
Speaker 2: Get into?
Speaker 1: Now let's jump in? Is it just me? Do more
Speaker 1: businesses need to embrace the drive through model?
Speaker 2: Why they're not enough drive through?
Speaker 1: Think about it. McDonald's hugely successful, yep A Porter also
Speaker 1: has drive through, is hugely successful. A Guzmini Gomez Mexican
Speaker 1: now to drive through successful, KFC does drive through, Red
Speaker 1: growth Through of course red Rooster. What are they all
Speaker 1: having in common? They're fast food outlets. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm killed for. I'll drive through fucking Bunnings. Wouldn't that
Speaker 1: be incredible? Takes all the guesswork out of the aisles.
Speaker 2: And it's not the same as click and collect. No, no,
Speaker 2: there's hours between.
Speaker 1: Correct, They're very different models. So the drive through model
Speaker 1: is it really only works on places that you can
Speaker 1: grab something off a shelf. It's also arguably quicker than
Speaker 1: fast food because you don't have to cook anything. So
Speaker 1: Bunnings if you've got like a staff of ten that
Speaker 1: just wait at windows, that can run to an aisle
Speaker 1: and get something that a speedy drive through. I don't
Speaker 1: reckon it to be that speedy bunny. Really, some bunnings
Speaker 1: are bigger than others. But imagine having to run.
Speaker 2: Through the aisle.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, they'd have to like condense the aisles that
Speaker 1: have to be a separate section. I just think that model.
Speaker 4: Somebody on the intercom thing and then another team retrieving
Speaker 4: the item.
Speaker 5: Back.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, sorry, it's gonna take a while.
Speaker 1: Can you park in the waiting day?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes see that'd be a pain in the ass. What
Speaker 1: about it ikea drive through? Would that not be incredible
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: If it means I can avoid ever entering Ikea, than sure,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: But imagine driving through a showroom. They couldn't fully mock
Speaker 1: it up. You know the bottle oos that have the
Speaker 1: drive through bottle oos? They exist. You kind of drive
Speaker 1: in and it's like you're in a house and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: I want that, I want that, I want that, I
Speaker 1: want that. You drive through and you get it.
Speaker 2: I noticed when I was in Melbourne a couple of
Speaker 2: weekends ago that they have more drive through things than Sydney.
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting.
Speaker 2: What do you know? They were like drive through cafes.
Speaker 2: There was even a drive through kebab shop. If anyone's
Speaker 2: got a hankering for a kebab, they're in no state
Speaker 2: to drive. That's not a good idea.
Speaker 1: I've never actually had the thought to have a kebab
Speaker 1: sober ever.
Speaker 2: Imagine the amount of fucking taxis and ubers that have
Speaker 2: been sent through there. Keep your right back.
Speaker 1: See that is a brilliant idea. What about a drive
Speaker 1: through chemist? Guys get your prescription on the run, don't
Speaker 1: have to get out of the car.
Speaker 2: But I love a chemist run. Yeah, I know that
Speaker 2: makes me sound one hundred bit.
Speaker 1: I do the other things you've said. Of what else
Speaker 1: do you think of work? I think there's any brands
Speaker 1: that would work. Oh, this is brilliant. Emergency room drive
Speaker 1: through Sometimes you're not too sick to go to the
Speaker 1: full hospital, but you go something's wrong, there's no doctor.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to someone. A drive through hospital
Speaker 1: would be incredible.
Speaker 2: And if it's anything like the Macas drive through, for instance,
Speaker 2: they seem to prioritize drive through orders. If you're standing
Speaker 2: there in store. They'll get someone else's order ready before
Speaker 2: yours because they're more urgent about drive through. So I
Speaker 2: could have driven through the drive through hospital. I'm been like,
Speaker 2: I cut my finger cooking. Can you please give me
Speaker 2: stitches now total, rather than having to wait in the
Speaker 2: fucking waiting room for ages. Look that's my wound.
Speaker 1: Oh show me?
Speaker 2: Oh fat?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Yeah, trigger warning before that thing.
Speaker 2: I'm giving it a band aid free day, bitchull that's
Speaker 2: a gash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a proper game and it's really disturbing.
Speaker 1: Oh that needed stitches.
Speaker 2: Probably it's got spray on band aid on at the moment.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's how that works. I just think
Speaker 1: the model is brilliant and other businesses aren't un'n adding
Speaker 1: it on. It seems like so straightforward.
Speaker 4: I know in Dubo they've got the cafe drive through
Speaker 4: and it does very very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon it would a cafe drive It is
Speaker 1: so easy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also think that even though it's fasts through and
Speaker 2: you can't fuck with it drive through subway, No you could.
Speaker 1: That would take for ever. No, it really wouldn't. But
Speaker 1: imagine like just multiple windows with the vegetables and the
Speaker 1: fruit on the right hand side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they want salt and pepper. Would you like a cookie?
Speaker 1: Drive down to the next window please.
Speaker 2: Is there any drive through subways? Maybe that's already a thing.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the US, I.
Speaker 2: Reckon it could be a nightmare. Well, in the US they.
Speaker 1: Have drive through ATMs, which I think is genius. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 4: And drive through banks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently there's a drive through subway in the Logan
Speaker 2: area southeast Queensland, and there's one in Wangarada, Victoria. Oh wow.
Speaker 1: In Australia, craigieburn I love, I love Craigie Banya. Well,
Speaker 1: I've googled it in the US that they do voting
Speaker 1: polls via that drive through. You can vote in your
Speaker 1: federal election via drive through.
Speaker 2: Now you're supposed to get a sausage sanger.
Speaker 1: I don't have that.
Speaker 2: That's now. That's the only thing that Bunning's drive through
Speaker 2: should sell. Just sausage sandwiches. Oh, it's no product, not
Speaker 2: just the sausage sandwiches. Did I tell you that My
Speaker 2: friend and I had an idea. Yeah, we wanted to
Speaker 2: open a ghost kitchen because one night we just wanted
Speaker 2: a sausage sanger and they're not on abre Eats. Yes,
Speaker 2: so we were like, right, we're opening a ghost kitchen.
Speaker 2: It can be in my apartment. Yeah, and we're just
Speaker 2: doing Uber eats sausage sizzles.
Speaker 1: How does that work? What's a ghost kitchen?
Speaker 2: As in like you can't Actually, it's similar to the
Speaker 2: Bloody Donna Hay thing. You know, you walked into her business,
Speaker 2: but you could only order to cook it on Abrea
Speaker 2: the Bitch, so you can't visit the restaurant in person.
Speaker 2: They're just online orders and so it's just us in
Speaker 2: the apartment whipping up sausage sizzles. Not much variation, just
Speaker 2: barbecue or tomato, bit of mustard, maybe whole meal or whitebread.
Speaker 2: That's need onions, onions. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Problem is you need to do a search charge for
Speaker 1: Uber eats and then what a six dollar delivery fee
Speaker 1: for a two dollar sausage sandwich.
Speaker 2: That's proper gap in the market. It's gaping like my finger,
Speaker 2: that gap in the market. We need something sandwiches on
Speaker 2: uber eat.
Speaker 1: We need to get Jenna are you she's your aunt?
Speaker 1: I think jeanninae Ellis from the from the Boost Project.
Speaker 1: Get her on because I think we need to pitch
Speaker 1: to her. I reckon, we can get Joanna.
Speaker 2: Ellis, So why are you getting Jenna to do that?
Speaker 1: They look the same.
Speaker 2: Have you spoken to Jenna Elis?
Speaker 1: I have spoken to Genls. You've probably got more of
Speaker 1: an inn I think you might. Ever, let's just.
Speaker 2: Picture all these shit ideas and see how polite she
Speaker 2: is about it.
Speaker 1: Let me DM John Ellis for the International Listener. She
Speaker 1: created Boost Juice, the biggest juice franchise in Australia.
Speaker 2: We love a good fucking boots stuice. I've never had
Speaker 2: to take advantage of the one sip guarantee?
Speaker 1: Do they have that?
Speaker 2: Apparently? You know what?
Speaker 1: I love it, And I don't want to say take
Speaker 1: advantage of the children. They do hire a lot of children.
Speaker 1: But sometimes you go, my fun fact is my hack,
Speaker 1: sorry is never order a large boost because the kids
Speaker 1: never get the quantities right. You always just end up
Speaker 1: getting your life. Oh my god. They've got that giant
Speaker 1: fuck off blender and then they just tap it in
Speaker 1: with their hand and then there's so much left. They go,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna goge you for free. I go, thank you,
Speaker 1: And I fully knew you were going to do that.
Speaker 1: Because you put so much more.
Speaker 2: So if they're young, you just order a small because
Speaker 2: you're gonna end up with it.
Speaker 1: They always make more because they never get them to.
Speaker 3: Be like, oh it's a small, but I've had to
Speaker 3: put it in a bigger.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm not joking. Actually think it's happen every time've
Speaker 1: ordered to do it. I have just googled in Europe.
Speaker 1: Only in Switzerland there is a drive through brothel you
Speaker 1: can get sex. They will come in your cart.
Speaker 2: Well, wouldn't it, said carm No, I no, apologies. Is
Speaker 2: it just me? Make sure you leave a review on
Speaker 2: your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 2: Now, before I tell you what to expect from episode
Speaker 2: one four YEP, which is out on Wednesday, let me
Speaker 2: just ask the quick question both of you in the room.
Speaker 2: Have you've been a bit tired lately? Struggling to sleep?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I started this episode by saying I'm
Speaker 1: pissed off and grumpy and overworked.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, very sleepy.
Speaker 2: Have you been struggling to get to sleep and stay asleep?
Speaker 1: Who's Who's I'm trying to think of any sponsored Instagram
Speaker 1: stories from you this week? Is this some sort of
Speaker 1: kind integration.
Speaker 2: Finally, No, don't be said cynical. You snap at me,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to help.
Speaker 1: Your third snap for today. Oh you're trying to get
Speaker 1: me on those fucking magnesium tablets. I'm already on them.
Speaker 2: No, I've just bought some, so we'll see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitchell got me onto. They actually do help. I
Speaker 1: have been a bit restless.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so I've got a sleep pack that I
Speaker 2: want to try. Oh, okay on Wednesday's episode.
Speaker 1: Oh great.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you're actually going to fall asleep
Speaker 2: in the studio, but if it happens, it happens.
Speaker 1: Try in this current mindset of mine, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's it could happen.
Speaker 2: We'll have to make sure for Wednesday that we've got
Speaker 2: that extension caught on the mic. Maybe you should actually
Speaker 2: lie down on the floor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Fully commit to this.
Speaker 1: Okay, here, I'll commit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the idiots conceive if it works for
Speaker 2: them to I'd kill for a little. Particularly it helps
Speaker 2: with the ADHD mind or even without ADHD. If you've
Speaker 2: got that monkey brain, like the thoughts are racing, you
Speaker 2: can't switch off and go to sleep. Yeah, this might.
Speaker 1: Help okay, wow, I doubt I'll take you any help
Speaker 1: I can get when.
Speaker 2: It comes to sleep, I've got your back, darling.
Speaker 1: Do I need to bring my sleep bat mean machine? No,
Speaker 1: because I'll choke it. I'll be embarrassed if you hear
Speaker 1: me choking.
Speaker 2: On the floor. No, we don't need that.
Speaker 1: I'll good because I do have mouth tape in my
Speaker 1: glove box.
Speaker 2: Oh well that could come in here. Okay, good, just
Speaker 2: the shut you up? What do you bring that in?
Speaker 2: Every day? Also on Wednesday, I assume all of you
Speaker 2: are across the Kate Middleton so called photo shop scandal.
Speaker 1: I'm a living for this. Whatever the funck Kate is
Speaker 1: doing or not doing is so interesting to me. I
Speaker 1: think she's dead, to be honest.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope that's not the case.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm not wishing it upon her.
Speaker 2: But no, there's definitely more to the story. But basically,
Speaker 2: the version of the story they're telling us is that
Speaker 2: Kate got caught out editing a photo and all I'm
Speaker 2: here to say is that it happens to the best
Speaker 2: of us, Katie. And on Wednesday, I'll share my most
Speaker 2: embarrassing photoshop fail, which also made headlines you've got to.
Speaker 1: Kate Middleton, I do yours almost had an international celebrity
Speaker 1: get involved with some litigation, some suing.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're right, Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: That was bad. That was a bad That was a
Speaker 1: really good hook. That was a grim period in Mitch's life.
Speaker 1: It really was all right, we'll do that on Wednesday show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will, We've got to.
Speaker 1: Is it just you coming up in a bit? Do
Speaker 1: you want to do? Is it just me now? The Mitchell?
Speaker 2: I'm ready hit me, Bradley?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Have you figured out the key to win over tradees? Oh?
Speaker 1: I'm not really interacting with trades much.
Speaker 2: Oh, it must be nice. It must be nice that
Speaker 2: your home isn't crumbling around you.
Speaker 1: No, it's not h clearly you have yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the key just dating one at the moment.
Speaker 2: The good thing about living in a rental is that
Speaker 2: it's kind of not your problem. If something is wrong,
Speaker 2: you just send a fucking email to the property manager.
Speaker 2: And mine are really good, Like there's usually a trading
Speaker 2: there that day or at least the next day. That's
Speaker 2: very it is really good. Not the norm, and so
Speaker 2: often they come over and a lot of the time
Speaker 2: towards me. I can tell they're a little bit tip
Speaker 2: toey around me because they probably take one look at
Speaker 2: me and go, oh fuck is it a he? Is it? Ay?
Speaker 2: What do I do? And they seem a little bit reserved.
Speaker 1: They choke on their big am and yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I figured out the way to win them over.
Speaker 2: And so they're just at ease, and we've got a
Speaker 2: vibe going. Just drop an F bomb, not at them
Speaker 2: that you don't call them a but if you just
Speaker 2: drop an F bomb, you just see the weight off
Speaker 2: their shoulders and they're so much more relaxed.
Speaker 1: Give me an example, so I'll be the trading.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the other day there was a trading that had
Speaker 2: to come over because my tap in the bathroom was broken.
Speaker 2: And he walked in and goes, ah, what seems to
Speaker 2: be the problem, So just ask me that.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh fucking what's that cat?
Speaker 2: I know he wasn't swearing. He was like tiptoey, like
Speaker 2: a bit nervous. He looked like I could be imagining
Speaker 2: it a little bit, but it looked like he just
Speaker 2: didn't want to say anything to offend me. I look woke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, and you've got a lot of color
Speaker 1: in your apartment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, terribly.
Speaker 3: He was fine with the cat.
Speaker 2: I hide the cat when they come over in case
Speaker 2: they nark. I'm not supposed to have purse.
Speaker 1: You get your brandie points those types, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's what's the problem with you?
Speaker 2: Mate? Oh I'm not even fucking sure. To be honest,
Speaker 2: I'm hoping you can figure it out. It's very that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I can see your point. That makes sense.
Speaker 2: The other day there were trades in the elevator as
Speaker 2: I was taking the recycling down, and I had quite
Speaker 2: a few Amazon boxes and they were quite big, and
Speaker 2: I got in the lift with them and they said
Speaker 2: to me, ah, you've been doing a bit of shopping, buddy,
Speaker 2: And it was sort of like in a mocking way,
Speaker 2: like been doing a bit of shopping. Have your sweetheart
Speaker 2: a little bit like that only girls shop? Yeah, And
Speaker 2: then I fired back with, yeah, I don't know why
Speaker 2: I ordered the tiniest thing on Amazon and they put
Speaker 2: it in the biggest fucking box. I don't get it,
Speaker 2: and that it's went had always things to be the way, mate.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, when I see if
Speaker 2: they go, you just prom and they.
Speaker 1: Would have loved it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we're on the same level, Dale, don't Eastres.
Speaker 1: You could have also said nothing worse than a big
Speaker 1: empty box and they would have loved it. You know,
Speaker 1: they really love and degrading other people.
Speaker 2: It's a shame to see a big gaping box go
Speaker 2: to waste.
Speaker 1: They would have loved it. And that works with gays
Speaker 1: as well. To be honesty, that just bridges What if.
Speaker 2: They found that really misogyny's sick? It's the f bomb
Speaker 2: that wins them over. I'm telling you that would that
Speaker 2: would be more surprising.
Speaker 1: It's like, how dare you It's on International Women's Week,
Speaker 1: It's a week it should be Yeah, well you crack
Speaker 1: the code. I don't think that works for everyone though,
Speaker 1: Like if you said that to a pastor, that would
Speaker 1: really upset them.
Speaker 2: Are they a trading No? I said how to win
Speaker 2: over a trade saying to go call a nane ahead, No,
Speaker 2: don't get a twisted Maybe give it a go.
Speaker 1: No, I'll be fine. You know, why don't we give
Speaker 1: you a roving report to to do this?
Speaker 2: A fat fuck? I have to confess my sins. There
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: I'm not having many trading interactions, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I've got some trades in my family.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't have any trouble though, because you even that
Speaker 2: time that you were trying to leave your house and
Speaker 2: there were roadworks out the front you couldn't get your
Speaker 2: car out, and you were just like, oh sorry, mate,
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. I feel like you can blow it up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't blow it up. The only thing I got
Speaker 2: up must leave is just being foul. That's my only
Speaker 2: secret weapon.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I've never been able to achieve that.
Speaker 2: Imagine me trying to be like good, ay copper, how
Speaker 2: are your chief come on, big dog coming?
Speaker 1: I don't say that good. Actually that was very good.
Speaker 2: You can blow it up.
Speaker 3: Your straight voice is very good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, you're such a liar.
Speaker 3: No, no, I remember when I first met him.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit out of practice voice. I'm a bit
Speaker 2: out of practice. Actually been years since.
Speaker 3: It has been a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What is something I said? How much is sugar JITs? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's good. Is when you just bring it in, naturalize it.
Speaker 2: A bit, it's better naturalized. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just like it's all low energy because.
Speaker 2: Before you're excited, a lack of gusto. That's how you
Speaker 2: sound like a straight man.
Speaker 3: Do you sound like your brother?
Speaker 2: That's actually I'm trying to like to be honest that
Speaker 2: he thought they were training.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I think it works well on you. It
Speaker 1: suits you.
Speaker 2: I think they'd know that I'm putting on a fucking facade.
Speaker 2: If a trade walked in and I went, yeah, get
Speaker 2: a cheap man. Check out the rack on that bitch
Speaker 2: in unit nine totally.
Speaker 3: I want to see their reaction.
Speaker 1: Sean walks out in his yes to me, brother, that's worth.
Speaker 2: It's the one apartment.
Speaker 1: We're here for a hens do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have been in five minutes earlier. We
Speaker 2: just let the proth out.
Speaker 1: Yeah did you see that whore on the on the
Speaker 1: way out? That big buck and I'll talk about Amazon
Speaker 1: will awful. I hate being a straight man, that's awful.
Speaker 1: I want the record to show that that is not
Speaker 1: how I truly feel.
Speaker 2: And you spent so long being one, I really.
Speaker 1: Did he did? What a waste of time you have?
Speaker 2: You told the story about what someone that you claim
Speaker 2: to have rooted on this podcast pulling you.
Speaker 1: Up the girl y? Yes, I don't think I have.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to tell her?
Speaker 1: She just told me. I can't name her, but.
Speaker 2: The problem is that you did, and she confunded you.
Speaker 1: And said, oh, yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Never fucked, and then Mitch, I'm so sorry. I was
Speaker 2: protecting the identity of the woman that I actually fucked.
Speaker 1: All right, this is raver about me.
Speaker 2: Was the first and last name of a real person
Speaker 2: to cover the identity of the real woman he fucked.
Speaker 2: And she was furious.
Speaker 1: I know. It's like the police being like, did you
Speaker 1: kill Sam. I'm like, no, I killed Brenda.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I saw her recently in the Shire because I moved
Speaker 1: back home, and she was like, hey, so good to
Speaker 1: see you. You know you're doing so well.
Speaker 2: We love to see it.
Speaker 1: Can you stop telling people we had sex? I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean, Well, you said you had sext
Speaker 1: and you named me in full. I'm like, oh, but
Speaker 1: we didn't. She's like, I know, that's precisely issue, and oh,
Speaker 1: I see the problem. So to protect the real identity
Speaker 1: of the girl that I had sexted, I just used
Speaker 1: a fake girl, but it was a real name that
Speaker 1: I went to school with. I'm an idiot. I'm an
Speaker 1: actual idiot.
Speaker 2: So you just threw this other woman under the bath.
Speaker 1: We didn't even have sex. I'm confused by it all.
Speaker 2: Imagine the news reporter being like, we can't name the
Speaker 2: murderer for legal reasons, but Madonna has been sansins the
Speaker 2: twelve years.
Speaker 1: That's round. If that's how the law works, Yeah, wouldn't
Speaker 1: that be funny? We can't name the killer. They just
Speaker 1: use a fake name. I didn't even have sex with
Speaker 1: this girl. I felt so bad for her, didn't even kiss.
Speaker 3: He used a full name.
Speaker 1: I can't be sure what I even did or said.
Speaker 1: I've only slept with three women, for God's.
Speaker 2: Sake, and who were they?
Speaker 1: No full name? Let's not talk about my sexual history
Speaker 1: of women. It's triggering. I didn't enjoy it. They did that?
Speaker 2: Well, oh god? So they said anyway, anyway, are we
Speaker 2: done with this? And do we want to get anither? DIFU?
Speaker 1: Let's get someone on. Let's let's dial it up. We're
Speaker 1: doing something different now. If you want to get in touch,
Speaker 1: if you've got an is it just me of your
Speaker 1: own like Mitch and I do every week. You can
Speaker 1: dms at couple of mitches or on this number. You
Speaker 1: can send us a text.
Speaker 2: I thought till nine four zero two.
Speaker 4: Nine.
Speaker 2: That's the number, and if you have sent us a
Speaker 2: text in the past or even a DM with it
Speaker 2: is it just you and we've not gotten you on,
Speaker 2: don't be disheartened, because really, this is how it works.
Speaker 2: About five minutes before we start recording the episode on
Speaker 2: is it just Me Monday, cheery, fucking just luck of
Speaker 2: the draw, goes through the messages and goes, now, what
Speaker 2: I'll do.
Speaker 1: That's true, but it's like.
Speaker 2: It's not like we've read them and gone, oh that's shit.
Speaker 1: No, no, So it really is just.
Speaker 2: Like you take one pick every week, and so if
Speaker 2: we haven't gotten you on and you've messaged us in
Speaker 2: the past, fucking shoot us another one. Totally ideally include
Speaker 2: your phone number in the DM as well, Yeah we.
Speaker 1: Need your phone number. But also I'm the one organizing
Speaker 1: is just using my track record, so yeah, well they
Speaker 1: just know how terrible I am at organizing anything. So
Speaker 1: it's never personal. If you're left on scene, well.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I mean. But also, as someone on
Speaker 2: this end who has nothing to do with organizing the
Speaker 2: is it you don't appear un organized?
Speaker 1: Oh thanks?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I actually send out a bunch of messages and then
Speaker 1: people are in different times and then they go I'm
Speaker 1: at work, can I do? I'm like, no, where the
Speaker 1: celebrities you work around ours? I've said, that's not what
Speaker 1: I've said that Mitch and I both agree on that. Pome.
Speaker 3: I've seen the messages really quite firm.
Speaker 2: I said, no, we're so busy. It's a bit of
Speaker 2: a lucky dip. Right, It's not like you read one
Speaker 2: and go oh fuck that they've messaged. I'm not getting
Speaker 2: them on. If it gets ignored, no, don't take it personally.
Speaker 2: Just send another one.
Speaker 1: Correct. Ye. If we've also spoken in the past and
Speaker 1: we've left you on scene, just go, hey, bumping this
Speaker 1: because we would love to get you on. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: today we're going to call Alisia in that cute. I
Speaker 1: love that. I think Alicia's such a good name. If
Speaker 1: I had a baby girl, I'd go with a Lisha.
Speaker 1: At some point.
Speaker 2: When this kid.
Speaker 1: Feedback this week, it's divided.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, Nona. There was one post in the
Speaker 2: group saying, have the when did I ask? Jokes had
Speaker 2: their time? And you were the only person in the
Speaker 2: comments that agreed.
Speaker 1: Because if michole what's your name? Everyone's scared to agree.
Speaker 1: They're all scared. You should the hordes of messages. I
Speaker 1: get this is a safe space to say to voice
Speaker 1: our opinions. I'd actually love to show me one' the time.
Speaker 1: We're going to more Dillock. That's a dumb name. What
Speaker 1: am I saying that?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Alisha is in more Dilock.
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: I think you said her name is more Dillock, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, Nosha.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful name. That old name a kid one
Speaker 1: day More Dilock.
Speaker 2: Alicia, more Dearlock cheery. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Sounds like like a creature that Godzilla would kill. Thank
Speaker 1: god Godzilla killed the more Delock.
Speaker 2: Sounds like some Harry Potter ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does anyway, Harry, you need to drink more Delock.
Speaker 2: So what's Mortlock?
Speaker 1: That's where she leaves, allegedly in Melbourne. I know, let's
Speaker 1: give her a call. Well, she'll be able to tell
Speaker 1: us Alisiha is joining us now for an Is it
Speaker 1: just you dialing her through the phone?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 1: Alisha?
Speaker 6: Hello?
Speaker 2: How are you sweetie?
Speaker 5: Were?
Speaker 2: For the love of God do you live? I've never
Speaker 2: heard of it.
Speaker 6: It's in base Side, so southeast like Melbourn.
Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it?
Speaker 2: Mortilic I've heard of that which was not you're a liar.
Speaker 2: You've heard of more in the attic.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 6: Oh god motil.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, that brings more of a belt I was saying.
Speaker 1: I was saying, sorry, I do know how you got
Speaker 1: that stupid Where is it Melbourne, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Melbourne Suburbs?
Speaker 1: Nice, glgeous.
Speaker 2: Today I'm doing UNI.
Speaker 6: So you guys have given me a good distruction, So
Speaker 6: thank you.
Speaker 1: That's our pleasure. What do you study?
Speaker 6: Psychology?
Speaker 2: We all need help?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of pediatric or non pediatric?
Speaker 6: At the moment, it's just like an undergraduate degree, so
Speaker 6: it's pretty general. But I'm hoping to go into sport
Speaker 6: and exercise.
Speaker 5: Cych.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can tell that you're a psych student because
Speaker 2: like you have to pre organize your distraction. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: you guys have given me a good distraction. Like you
Speaker 2: can police you own distraction. If you're anything like I
Speaker 2: was in UNI, I need no assistance finding distraction. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can find them in the dulles of rooms here.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm usually quite bad, but today I was like,
Speaker 6: you know what, I'm going to sit down, I'm going
Speaker 6: to get it done. And then I saw your message
Speaker 6: and now I've.
Speaker 1: Got a distraction, hand it on a silver plat.
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna do you have an assignment or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What are you doing?
Speaker 6: I do at the end of the week. It's like
Speaker 6: a literature review, which is always fun.
Speaker 1: Yuck, it's so boring. I couldn't even get reviewing Edward
Speaker 1: Scissorhands in standard English, and you can, let alone a
Speaker 1: actual literature with view sounds awful.
Speaker 6: Thank god, I know.
Speaker 2: I don't blame you.
Speaker 1: All right, Alicia Bradley? Or can't you in and hit
Speaker 1: us with you? Im?
Speaker 6: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Does chocolate taste a lot better in the morning than
Speaker 6: any other time of day?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: And I liked you that first.
Speaker 2: I liked you absolutely not really, I think so because
Speaker 2: sometimes if you've been eating all day and you have
Speaker 2: a chocolate that can tip you over the edge and
Speaker 2: you feel a bit thick. But if it's east for example,
Speaker 2: and you sneak a bit of choky first thing in
Speaker 2: the morning on an empty stomach, especially if it's fit
Speaker 2: in the fridge, ah, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Books, like with Easter, it's different, like in the morning
Speaker 4: it's nice.
Speaker 1: No, I disagree, because in the morning I don't want
Speaker 1: sweet until at least after twelve, Like I need savory
Speaker 1: in the morning, and then I want a chocolate after
Speaker 1: I've had my dinner.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck are you and what have you done
Speaker 2: with Mitchel?
Speaker 1: I want savory in the morning, like eggs or toast
Speaker 1: or veggiemie, and a coffee, like a bit of coffee.
Speaker 3: If you start really early.
Speaker 1: Even worse earlier it gets my body will go into
Speaker 1: toxic shock if I have something sweet that early in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: For me, it's like the taste of it. It just
Speaker 6: tastes so different. I don't know what it is. And
Speaker 6: it started from like you know, when you have like
Speaker 6: an advent calendar, so oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh you know I can relate to this film.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and you always have it in the morning, yes,
Speaker 6: because you're really excited because it's countdown for Chrissy. For
Speaker 6: some reason, it just that's where it always started to me,
Speaker 6: like it just always tasted better in the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would eat like the first four days in
Speaker 1: the first day I was such a little chover, would.
Speaker 2: If they ever had my advent calendar chocolate first thing
Speaker 2: in the morning, because often it was the highlight of
Speaker 2: my day. And I'm like, well, I can't have it
Speaker 2: first thing, because then it's all fucking down from there,
Speaker 2: and I'd save it.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do Advent calendars for other events? Alicia? Like,
Speaker 1: we could do it Easter one and just have three
Speaker 1: doors for like the three days Jesus was missing or Advent.
Speaker 6: That's kind of boring. Can't do three?
Speaker 1: Well, imagine a birthday advent calendar, you know, like say,
Speaker 1: for example, your birthday, you just you start a month
Speaker 1: before your birthday. They're just a month ambiguous.
Speaker 4: A food calendar because Advent is Christmas.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: I love a cheese Advent calendar, an Advent calendar as
Speaker 2: a countdown to my birthday because my birthday is July
Speaker 2: twenty fifth, I am it, And so it's the twenty fifth. Wait,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah, is Christmas the twenty five?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just had a mind fuck going way.
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is? So I could just get any old
Speaker 2: fucking Advent calendar of my birth Well.
Speaker 1: You know what I did. He had to toot my
Speaker 1: own horn. But for am I saying his name? Have
Speaker 1: I revealed his name? My mystery men?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Oh, exclusive, I'd love to know if you were.
Speaker 2: A good Detective Dale and you wouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: work out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the idiots went full inspector gadget, and I use
Speaker 1: inspector gadget because it was the worst detective work I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: Anyway, for him, when you're the worth that covering your track,
Speaker 2: no photo of him on your Instagram there is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was like a little clue, you know, an
Speaker 1: easter eg. Yeah, it was an what I did when
Speaker 1: I went to Europe, Right, I went to Europe.
Speaker 2: You just flat out listen to what I did.
Speaker 1: I just want to show you how romantic I am.
Speaker 1: I went away for twenty five days, right, which was
Speaker 1: just a coincidence, And you know, he was like, oh, sad,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to have you over Christmas, and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's I'm gonna be alone. I'm like, oh, you
Speaker 1: poor think. So what I did was I went to
Speaker 1: cam and you can buy empty advent calendars. It was
Speaker 1: actually like a wooden box, like it was a big
Speaker 1: wooden house and every day was a little door that
Speaker 1: you'd open, and I got twenty five gifts that reminded
Speaker 1: me of him and then put them in every day.
Speaker 1: So then every day I was away up until the
Speaker 1: day I got back. He had a little gift to
Speaker 1: open that reminded him of me.
Speaker 2: Oh, what did you have to remind him of you?
Speaker 2: A lock of hair or something?
Speaker 1: There was? Well, I bought a five pack jock strap
Speaker 1: pack from Calvin Kine, so we had five jock straps
Speaker 1: every third day.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a bit of fun in there.
Speaker 1: Oh, gorgeous things like things that he loves, Like he
Speaker 1: loves lip glosses. I bought him lip glass. He loves
Speaker 1: the dazzle things, so I got him like a sun
Speaker 1: visor for him to wear, not like a light for
Speaker 1: him to wear on his forehead or any dazzles. It's
Speaker 1: easy to see.
Speaker 2: I see just a little things that he likes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: exactly right, Minor the ones that go down in the mine.
Speaker 1: You did not I did?
Speaker 2: There, I did? I sent then that was an accident.
Speaker 2: I'm still pretty happy with was one of your better jobs.
Speaker 1: I hope it was for Audient anyway, I am just
Speaker 1: real romantic, and I wanted to say that.
Speaker 6: Will good ideas for my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm a begin I'm big into grand gestures.
Speaker 1: It's like I love it. I love a big moment.
Speaker 6: Mitchell Krims knows my boyfriend this is so niche. But
Speaker 6: I hope you remember he's not, is he?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: No. I was sitting front row at Mitchell's Melbourne show
Speaker 6: last May and my boyfriend is called James, and he
Speaker 6: was with me and you interacted with him a lot
Speaker 6: during the show and I was so nervous I barely
Speaker 6: spoke and he just did all the like talking for me.
Speaker 6: I loved it.
Speaker 2: And God, didn't I give him a hard time?
Speaker 1: What did he do? What happened? Tell me?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, straight man right in the front row.
Speaker 2: And I was more or less saying, you don't want
Speaker 2: to be here, do you dull at all? To this
Speaker 2: bitch that dragged you along? And he was, he was
Speaker 2: a good sport. I think I gave mclick, didn't I
Speaker 2: my Yeah?
Speaker 6: And to me it was with one of my pantic Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was meant to go with one of my best
Speaker 6: friends who shout out to Charlotte she loved trash Allie
Speaker 6: and also is it just me? We're meant to go together,
Speaker 6: but she was unwell tried to take James instead, So
Speaker 6: I can't.
Speaker 2: Tell that he wasn't the idea anyway, he loved it.
Speaker 1: Is a convert?
Speaker 6: A convert? What do you mean?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Is he converted to listening to the pot? Is he
Speaker 1: a fan of Mitchell? Now? Did he enjoy it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: He loved it. I always have it on in the car,
Speaker 6: like I sometimes listened to it when I go to sleep,
Speaker 6: which is really weird, but I hear it.
Speaker 1: Did you like trash Allie?
Speaker 6: I did? Yeah, I did. From there, I'll stop.
Speaker 1: I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I love you, Alicia.
Speaker 1: Thank you for getting in touch. Okay, DM Price, keep
Speaker 1: you general. We'll get you a prize.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: She was sweet. I liked her all right. Well, we
Speaker 1: should probably go on that night, shouldn't we.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we probably should.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: We hope it's Oh no, never mind, we don't hope.
Speaker 2: You think what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: You've never said anything like that before.
Speaker 2: That's shocking, and I never I never would.
Speaker 1: Why would you be dumb to do that?
Speaker 3: That's stupid.
Speaker 2: We'll be back in a.
Speaker 1: Couple of days for the Wednesday episode. Mitch's connection to
Speaker 1: Kate Middleton and his celebrity legal crisis will be explained.
Speaker 2: That's such a better way of putting it.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've had a phototop fuck up, and you're
Speaker 2: like an international celebrity scandal.
Speaker 1: That's my inner kiss FM clearly Nation. Last night I
Speaker 1: said on air, I was like, we finally have word.
Speaker 1: Is Kate Middleton deceased?
Speaker 2: That next and then you came back from the break
Speaker 2: and said, we don't know she photoshopped her neck out.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm talking about. Sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: the media have a lot to answer for that. I
Speaker 1: realized I'm the media. Yeah, isn't that actually really worried Now.
Speaker 3: I do that too. I'm like, blame the media, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I write the stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm the media. That's devastating.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you half the reason that I'm so
Speaker 2: fucking swept up in this Kate Middleton saga. It's because
Speaker 2: at like three forty five the other day, I jumped
Speaker 2: in the car and I'll have to go to the
Speaker 2: post office because I was getting you passport photos, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, they are so atrocious. They're atrocious, the
Speaker 2: passport photos I got, the new ones.
Speaker 3: I doubt it.
Speaker 2: No, I'll show you off the cloud but they look awful. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I had kiss on and you were talking about it
Speaker 2: on the pickup. I was, and that's what got me
Speaker 2: swept up because I hadn't really heard much about the
Speaker 2: Cape Middleton thing, and now the media with you talking
Speaker 2: about the photoshop veil.
Speaker 1: I was, and I was being very into it. I'm
Speaker 1: really involved in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I'm there with you.
Speaker 1: I was playing the dramatic music and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here the X Miles music.
Speaker 1: That's all I have. That's my dramatic music. Give me
Speaker 1: a mood. Ready, what story are we talking about?
Speaker 2: I'm joyous and I'm skipping through a meadow.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's mystery.
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's pink pen. You give me one, Jenna, I'm
Speaker 4: crying in a closet.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I remember. I really am out of practice.
Speaker 2: All right, we should go. We'll catch you back on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: We should have guys seen a couple of days. So
Speaker 1: is it just for me? A podcast by a couple
Speaker 1: of Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end,
Speaker 2: do you want to see the passport photo? Yeah?
Speaker 1: When you said that, I'm like, save it for add brief,
Speaker 1: because sometimes when we get to the end, we get
Speaker 1: so excited with a flood of info. I might save it,
Speaker 1: have nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2: So I actually went to the post office for a
Speaker 2: different reason, and then I remembered that.
Speaker 1: What was the different reason that sounded sus well?
Speaker 2: I just had to pick up a parcel. And when
Speaker 2: I was there, I saw the bloody photo booth of
Speaker 2: passport photos and I was like, oh, fuck amaze, I'll
Speaker 2: get that done while I'm here for Bally. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I have to renew my parcel before I go overseas.
Speaker 2: And I thought, God, I'm a bit fucking tired today.
Speaker 2: But surely with a camera flash you won't be able
Speaker 2: to tell how tired.
Speaker 3: I said, No one ever, Mitchell, I bet it's not
Speaker 3: even that bad.
Speaker 1: Are you so dramatic?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm being quite fair to how bad it
Speaker 2: show us the photo? Look at the bags under my eyes?
Speaker 4: Is it bad?
Speaker 1: It's really bad? What have they done to you?
Speaker 2: I don't think they did a thing. That's what I
Speaker 2: look like his photo.
Speaker 1: That's not our boy, that's not you, that's not you.
Speaker 2: I'll get rid of its deep.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stop it, get rid of it.
Speaker 1: It really makes me sick.
Speaker 2: That's not you.
Speaker 1: They're purple.
Speaker 2: This fucking passport photo booth. He literally had a box
Speaker 2: against the wall and he sort of unpacked it and
Speaker 2: it had two walls by my side and a roof
Speaker 2: above me with a light in it. And then he
Speaker 2: took it on the iPad. But can you take a
Speaker 2: step forward? And I'm like, shouldn't they be in the
Speaker 2: box of light?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And so I was back lit, and so there was
Speaker 2: no light on my face and the iPad had no flash,
Speaker 2: and so it turned out like this with these horrendous eyebacks.
Speaker 2: That's the fucking riven eye or those bags.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry if.
Speaker 2: The rainbow serpent has been fucking digging across my face.
Speaker 1: They look like abs air bags of deploys.
Speaker 3: The passport people would say, that's not you.
Speaker 1: You're going to get to by nag, so you need
Speaker 1: to check those two bags.
Speaker 2: They're gonna go.
Speaker 1: You're over the baggage limit. They're under your eyes.
Speaker 2: Do you know what if they said to me, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry this overseas trip that you are really looking
Speaker 2: forward to, we're not letting you on the flight because
Speaker 2: we don't believe that's you, I would still be like, oh,
Speaker 2: thank god, I think that's what I look.
Speaker 1: That's a compliment. A compliment. Yeah, it's really funny.
Speaker 2: So can you just vouch I will post this in
Speaker 2: the group and you'rean idiots? Can you vouch that I'm
Speaker 2: not exaggerating an awful photo.
Speaker 1: It's not how you look. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: think that's what we think of it. But it's not
Speaker 1: a flattering you, Mitchell, that's terrible. I also look cross
Speaker 1: e show what's going on. But to be honest, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: how much did this cost you? Ten bucks?
Speaker 2: Eighteen?
Speaker 1: You can just get it reshot you don't have to
Speaker 1: use those.
Speaker 2: I'm such a tight up. I don't think I'm getting
Speaker 2: that rat.
Speaker 3: Kate middle to his photo shops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to get that to Katie.
Speaker 2: I know I can't even face tune them because they
Speaker 2: print them for me and then I mail it to
Speaker 2: the path of.
Speaker 1: About how it works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not that I would face tune anything, because, as
Speaker 2: you'll discover on Wednesday's episode, I can't be trusted photoshop.
Speaker 1: I used to face tune. To be honest, I still
Speaker 1: have face tune. That's just my admission.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you got that off your tears turning the
Speaker 2: air off?
Speaker 1: Is anyone, It's really no.
Speaker 2: I actually turned it down because it's the first time
Speaker 2: in five fucking years nearly that it's not been freezing
Speaker 2: cold in here. I was mentally prepared to be frozen,
Speaker 2: and I walked in here it was quite warm. Hello. Yes, sorry,
Speaker 2: have you forgotten your podcasting?
Speaker 1: Where am I? Sorry?
Speaker 2: See? This is what I meant about the brain thing.
Speaker 2: They do happen occasionally, of course.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got a brain illness. For God's sake,
Speaker 1: I can talk.
Speaker 2: We're so luckily.
Speaker 3: I'm just blessed.
Speaker 2: I fucking praise Jesus every day for the blessing that
Speaker 2: is your speech.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every single day.
Speaker 1: Totally fucking maw. Guys just talk too much. Even I'm
Speaker 1: over it. We're also the media. I'm like, I'm the media, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you're the media. It's you're the media too. We all
Speaker 1: have a lot to answer for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fact that we have one in the fingerrap
Speaker 2: we just.
Speaker 1: Sit to band together. We could use the time we
Speaker 1: spend weekly together recording the show. We could actually what
Speaker 1: if we pivoted right and we just wanted to solve
Speaker 1: I don't know a missing My brain always goes to
Speaker 1: the poor girl?
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 1: No, I'm going to you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 1: google another one and I'm going to bring attention to
Speaker 1: another case.
Speaker 2: Why well, because.
Speaker 3: What's the case.
Speaker 4: You're referring to.
Speaker 1: The most famous missing child. All I want to do
Speaker 1: is bring attention to it. As of today, the show
Speaker 1: is not is It just Me? The show is called
Speaker 1: is it just Me? Or do we need to solve
Speaker 1: the case of John and a Ramsay? And until she's found.
Speaker 3: She has been found. She was found when she was dead.
Speaker 1: They find her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they found her body.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, she's not missing. Well, apart from the
Speaker 2: name that shan't be spoken, arguably the second most famous
Speaker 2: missing person currently is Kate Middleton.
Speaker 1: You're so true.
Speaker 2: Find everyone there you go. We've used our course, we've
Speaker 2: used our plan.
Speaker 1: We're rebranded back to is It just Me? The hitter regional.
Speaker 2: Everyone goes looks for cake now. Anyway, I felt like
Speaker 2: a bit of a shit friend the other day because
Speaker 2: there was one point in a t D brief last week,
Speaker 2: Remember which episode that you said, I'm going to a
Speaker 2: weekend away everyone, And then I said, was it Twine? Yes?
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 2: I said, oh, me too, and then we started talking
Speaker 2: about my weekend away. And then we got sidetracked talking
Speaker 2: about bloody.
Speaker 1: Apple watches or something something.
Speaker 2: And we never circled back to what you were doing
Speaker 2: that night.
Speaker 3: I thought we find out what much.
Speaker 2: I was in the car on the way home and
Speaker 2: I went, oh, no, no, you would have that. We're
Speaker 2: not aware now.
Speaker 1: I posted it on socialist. Jenna's like are you going away? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I went on a weekend away. But it's done.
Speaker 2: Now, tell me about what happened.
Speaker 1: Nothing. We just went on a weekend away, just for
Speaker 1: a week, a family weekend away. It was lovely. I
Speaker 1: got offered an Airbnb for free, full transparency. So I
Speaker 1: took it.
Speaker 3: But you said you didn't pay for it. You said
Speaker 3: you did pay for it.
Speaker 1: I said, so I'm not getting paid for this. I
Speaker 1: didn't get paid. I didn't make any money, got it
Speaker 1: for free. I said it on socials because I didn't
Speaker 1: with a friend I went to school with it. I
Speaker 1: had great fucking sex with. Her name is Belinda Smith.
Speaker 1: It actually was a girl that I went to school with.
Speaker 1: She's like, Hi, Mitch, we've created a new bed and
Speaker 1: breakfast cold. I'll live retreat in Milton, New South Wales,
Speaker 1: and I went okay, and I looked at the photos
Speaker 1: gorgeous sleep sate or twelve if you want, Olive Barne
Speaker 1: as well, and invited all my family and the new
Speaker 1: mystery man whose name will be revealed will start a
Speaker 1: timer in three days. Is that actually happening? No? And
Speaker 1: it was great. It was a fun weekend away. I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed it. My dog, my dog Penny, almost got
Speaker 1: eaten by a hawk.
Speaker 3: Who's Penny?
Speaker 1: Hamish's my elderly caboodle. But we have a new dog
Speaker 1: called Penny.
Speaker 2: Oh, Hamish must be spewing about that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's my parents. It's not my parents' dogs, my
Speaker 1: Aunti's dog, right. Yeah, but it was swooped by a hawk.
Speaker 1: You'd know all about hawk.
Speaker 3: That's the kinnea pig.
Speaker 2: Yes, the second time I know you track record with hawks.
Speaker 1: I've got audio. I've got audio.
Speaker 2: Also, the hawks were squawking their fucking heads off in
Speaker 2: the background when you were last working from home? Have
Speaker 2: they got a vendetta against you? What did you do
Speaker 2: to offend the hork?
Speaker 1: Pissed off the birds?
Speaker 2: Have?
Speaker 1: Look at this. We were walking back from small town
Speaker 1: Milton and it was a property right and all the
Speaker 1: dogs are in the backyard and I'm like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: our house. It's gorgeous. Oh what's that in the sky.
Speaker 1: Is that a lorikeet? Now it's got talons and a
Speaker 1: hook beak and blood on its Beakady, it was swirling
Speaker 1: around the backyard.
Speaker 2: It's going for Penny.
Speaker 5: Choke, Mom, grab penny.
Speaker 1: Fast forward.
Speaker 2: We had so dramatic Penny, Penny, Penny.
Speaker 1: We saved Penny, but it was a genuine hawk circling Penny.
Speaker 1: And then we told the townspeople, is like, that's how
Speaker 1: I lost my Kelpie Jasman in two thousand and six.
Speaker 1: That's a kelpie is a big dog.
Speaker 2: They also pack a punch, like they'll fight back. A kelpie,
Speaker 2: it'll eat that fucking hawk. Alart.
Speaker 1: This was such a big bird, had such a big wingspan. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Oliver state, it's great for family.
Speaker 4: Also, did you have to go to BONDOI beat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot.
Speaker 4: I kept getting ads for you small zy shaving heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was at the Bondi Pavilion shaving heads
Speaker 1: for a genuinely brilliant cause, Philukmi Foundation, World's Greater shave.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 1: They wanted to show that rivalries can be put aside
Speaker 1: to build a bridge, because nothing is more important than
Speaker 1: curing leukemia, which I agree with. So me and Smallsey,
Speaker 1: who's my nighttime radio rival in the ratings, we beat him.
Speaker 1: I beat him, he beats me. We beat each other.
Speaker 1: We top each other all the time. Well, and they
Speaker 1: got us together and we were both shaving heads at
Speaker 1: Bondo Beach. So you were there, Yeah shaving Yeah, so yes,
Speaker 1: Jenna's right. So I drove down to Milton three hours Friday,
Speaker 1: drove back up Saturday morning, three hours, drove back three
Speaker 1: hours Saturday afternoon, drove back three hours Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2: But a fifteen minute detaib to pick up set me
Speaker 2: too much to commit to it.
Speaker 1: They were a bitch, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Is it because were you being paid for this world's
Speaker 2: greatest shave.
Speaker 1: Ship was working? Yeah? But it was? It was, of
Speaker 1: course for charity.
Speaker 2: It's a good course. What if I pay you general
Speaker 2: every week? But I also expect an Instagram story tag
Speaker 2: had to tag ad who would I do? Pack?
Speaker 1: Can I do paid partnership with Mitchell Coombs? Or do
Speaker 1: you have to be ca Yeah? That's pretty funny, just
Speaker 1: sponsor you that what's going to take to get a lift.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to give you a lift. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if there's an instance where I go, hey, it can't
Speaker 1: happen today. I just don't want to get in trouble.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's fine. But also hypothetically, what would the
Speaker 2: instance be.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just like to future proof myself,
Speaker 1: right right, I truly don't know. For example, natural disaster.
Speaker 1: That's all I can think of.
Speaker 2: If the day comes that I'm expecting you to pick
Speaker 2: me up and then you say to me sort of
Speaker 2: last minute, I can't come. You won't get in trouble
Speaker 2: from me at least, but you'll be in trouble because
Speaker 2: I just won't be able to come in will I
Speaker 2: won't be doing the podcast point.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You can't hold it against me.
Speaker 1: Is parking.
Speaker 2: So basically I'm being told don't rely on me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I could just say, why don't you
Speaker 1: want to drive?
Speaker 2: I can't drive? There's no parking.
Speaker 1: Is parking. I'm there every day.
Speaker 2: I've been worn by everyone that there's no parking there,
Speaker 2: and you are not there every day. You've got a
Speaker 2: parking spot. Of course that's parking for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, sorry, we hope it's.
Speaker 2: Podcast feel at least two percent better today that so
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: For example, if I said I'm going on a tropical holiday,
Speaker 1: I have that ready.
Speaker 2: For example, what do you mean example of.
Speaker 1: What IM's going back to me being really good with
Speaker 1: the sound effects?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Or if you said, how do I get to the
Speaker 1: Kiss studios in the new building? I go, you take
Speaker 1: the elevator, dummy? Hey, the new building is in the
Speaker 1: new building? Is the Coca Cola building? Get this one
Speaker 1: of the levels. I can't remember which is the Coca Cola.
Speaker 2: For Yeah, you can you say it was the top one?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think I don't know. I think I'm
Speaker 1: assuming it is. It's one of the levels. If I
Speaker 1: have my building, I'd put myself on the top four.
Speaker 1: It's free coke. You know those coke fountains in the
Speaker 1: US that have the LCD screen on them. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you can like tap and it just dispenses any drink
Speaker 1: that Coke has ever made.
Speaker 2: No, they have it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's free to all stuff between the workouts
Speaker 1: of nine and three. So even as you Jenna Benson,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's also a coke cafeteria.
Speaker 2: No way, how are you telling us this now?
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's exciting, but.
Speaker 2: It doesn't apply to anyone.
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, is yes, Jenna, I don't fear all right,
Speaker 1: should we go? No? No, I'm showing you what it
Speaker 1: is people, because.
Speaker 2: People are We don't need to do this on the podcastle.
Speaker 1: And I aspire for that. You know, Nah, you're just
Speaker 1: gloating that I've got a coke found all right. I
Speaker 1: was going to show what the coke found. Ill when
Speaker 1: I get that too, not after Mitchell's outburst. I'm going
Speaker 1: to speak to Beverly Coke and Paula Collar. That's how
Speaker 1: I got married and they formed Cocoa Colar.
Speaker 2: She's very modern, she kept her maiden.
Speaker 1: She did. She's very progressive.
Speaker 2: She's a proud Coke. Yeah, she is and always has
Speaker 2: been fans of the cocaine.
Speaker 1: And I said, Beverly, you probably want to change that.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, oh, Cola won't.
Speaker 2: She's getting real old now, everyone's like, where's Coke cane.
Speaker 2: She can't walk properly.
Speaker 1: But their daughter they named me Samantha, so she's just Samantha.
Speaker 2: I should have said this, I should have said this.
Speaker 2: Fuck damn it. I'm editing my joke. It's a family
Speaker 2: heirloom I bequeath unto you the co cocaine. Yeah see
Speaker 2: that's good to help you hobble around.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah nice. Yeah all right, we've really milked
Speaker 1: that for Allsworth.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we do thank you.
Speaker 1: We do see you in a couple of days.
Speaker 2: Guys catches sinnity. It's by is It Just Me?
Speaker 3: Podcast by a couple of mies.
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