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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Thank you for downloading

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Speaker 1: our podcast. You know you can always get it on

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Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: One one point us a fam learning star Shine.

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Speaker 3: Right now, by the miracle of recording, We're going to

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Speaker 3: go to a recent Sunday morning service in the Witch too.

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Speaker 4: Precious little girl works.

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Speaker 5: Good night in a dungeon somewhere in miss Keller.

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Speaker 1: Amanda, Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 6: Bad Amanda, bad, bad Amanda.

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Speaker 7: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 8: Stop grabbing this.

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Speaker 7: He's pulling off, he says to me Jones personal friends,

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Speaker 7: Let's start wearing lipstcks wiggles.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations, man, we're the radio right now. Josie and Amanda,

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Speaker 1: you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 3: I'm not Drunks the legendary poet Josie and Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 5: You're not going to Amanda when those two go. I'm

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Speaker 5: if iver.

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Speaker 4: Joyed selfie giant.

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Speaker 1: It's not no apology could ever compensate Amanda for what

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Speaker 1: happened that night. What have you done?

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Speaker 9: A really good pooh.

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Speaker 6: Wear a mash come here and at how good time

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Speaker 6: to good radio.

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Speaker 7: Sorry but if a twist set Amanda's shoot timing.

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Speaker 6: We're on the air.

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Speaker 2: Well, good morning to you, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: Hello, how are you to very well are you? That's

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Speaker 1: nice to hear.

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Speaker 4: Good.

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Speaker 1: Guess what we're going Today's International Joke Day.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, Oh, I.

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Speaker 1: Minute's International Joke Day.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I thought that for the Tribal Drum today we could

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Speaker 1: bring out our best jokes. You know sometimes I workshop

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Speaker 1: my jokes at six in the morning. Yeah, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to tell you my best jokes now, and

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Speaker 1: you probably may have heard them. I may have used

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Speaker 1: them on the show before. But you've got an hour.

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Speaker 1: Everyone has an hour to think about their best non

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Speaker 1: rude joke.

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Speaker 4: This is your go to joke.

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Speaker 7: So you're in a social surrounding and you've got to

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Speaker 7: delight some people, or you're being held up by terrorists

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Speaker 7: or something like that, and they've got a gun at

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Speaker 7: your head and you have to do the best joke

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Speaker 7: ever the comedy terrorists, the comedy terrorists.

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Speaker 1: Here's some warming up. This is just some warm up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I've got a gun at your head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well this isn't my best stuff, but this is

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Speaker 1: just some last night you might have to Did you

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Speaker 1: know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?

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Speaker 1: I mean, think about it. When's the last time you

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Speaker 1: ate a monkey?

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Oh this one, you love this one.

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Speaker 2: And you're in a role.

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Speaker 4: You've been spared.

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Speaker 1: I decided to marry a pencil. Can't wait you to

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Speaker 1: introduce you to my bride to be? Okay, Oh am

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Speaker 1: I dead?

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Speaker 2: Am I dead?

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Speaker 1: What made you the arbiter? Why are you the terrorist?

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Speaker 4: I'm just saying that's what it's about.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's tough, tough crowds, tough crowd I rack off.

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Speaker 4: What's too late?

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Speaker 2: You're dead? You've been shot?

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Speaker 1: What shame the modern Henry the eighth? This is so

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Speaker 1: international joke d seven oclock. I've got an hour to

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Speaker 1: think about a joke.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well I'll come up.

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Speaker 1: And it can't be a rudy rudy roody. One be

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Speaker 1: slightly rudy rudy, but not swears.

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Speaker 4: They're not swears, but rudy rudy.

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Speaker 1: And if it's got rude words, amend them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to do that. You remember the

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Speaker 2: dirty slimmock Limerick. Can't do that.

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Speaker 1: No, you can't know, you can't.

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Speaker 2: I can't do that one. Actually, I don't know a

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Speaker 2: clean joke.

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Speaker 1: Anyway. You look, you've got an hour to go through

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Speaker 1: your funking wagons. See what I did there? Made it nice.

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Speaker 4: That's what you That's what you do. That's what your

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Speaker 4: epitaph will be, Amanda, she made it nice.

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Speaker 1: My eye I've got a start.

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Speaker 6: I have to.

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Speaker 2: I can't help it.

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Speaker 1: Look I know me too, I can't help but feel it.

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Speaker 1: I can see my eye bag in my peripheral vision.

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Speaker 2: Let me give me my ring.

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Speaker 1: It's too late. I tried that. You say you got

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Speaker 1: to rub gold. I won't do it now because it'll hurt.

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Speaker 2: I can't get it.

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Speaker 6: We do it.

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Speaker 1: Trap your wedding ring ring off, but you know one

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Speaker 1: of the things that don't work on you'll have to

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Speaker 1: grind it off. I can't get that off to We'll

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Speaker 1: just sit here on radio and what you try and

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Speaker 1: take your wedding ring off? Yep, save it for Mary

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Speaker 1: at first sight.

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Speaker 4: If you put the gold.

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Speaker 1: Ring, I did it yesday and rubbed it around.

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Speaker 2: Well maybe it's made it worse.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. Then I actually put some stuff

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Speaker 1: from the chemist, which seems better than that. But also

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Speaker 1: you have to put a compress on it, try and

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Speaker 1: draw it out. Watching another episode of that French show

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Speaker 1: with subtitles with a compress over my good eye. Yep,

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Speaker 1: it was even more irritating for Harley as you can

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Speaker 1: imagine not only what's happening in the spy show bureau,

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Speaker 1: but what what are the words on the screen?

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Speaker 4: And he's going to look at your head?

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Speaker 2: I know it was Battle Round Action pack show.

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Speaker 7: Today, Rove McManus is going to be joining us ten

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Speaker 7: thousand dollars with head jam and the Magnificent seven starts

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Speaker 7: right here, right now?

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Speaker 1: What color is selce verde sauce salsa Verde?

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Speaker 4: Thirteen WSFM is our number? Why don't you call us?

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Speaker 2: Seven plast six seven WSFM.

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Speaker 4: Hello there, it's.

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Speaker 2: Jerzy and Amanda. It is the first of June.

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Speaker 4: What about that halfway through the year?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Chump them through twenty twenty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get rid of it.

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Speaker 4: Let's get to be hit August.

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Speaker 2: Just just get to August? Can we go and just

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Speaker 2: get to October?

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Speaker 4: Can't this just be years eve tonight? Can't we just

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Speaker 4: party like I don't think you?

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Speaker 1: Just pull the band aid start again?

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Speaker 7: Sunny twenty degrees in the city twenty one in our

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Speaker 7: west today. Right now, it's nine degrees, it's twelve past six. Hello,

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Speaker 7: it's Jonesy Demanda. We have the Magnificent seven. There are

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Speaker 7: seven questions? Could you go all the way and answer

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Speaker 7: all seven correctly?

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Speaker 1: Kicking off with Brendan in Tenpe. Good morning, Brendan, guys,

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Speaker 1: very well. What color is salsa verde sauce?

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Speaker 5: It's great?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's made with chopped herbs.

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Speaker 7: Ah blossom bubbles and buttercup make up. Which superhero group.

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Speaker 1: Brendan, not a singing group. I don't think they're like

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Speaker 1: a cartoon group.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, powerpuff Girl.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look at you, Brendan, Hey woud let's play sing

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Speaker 1: it back. You think we've got an Adele's song. When

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Speaker 1: she stops singing, you have to sing the next line.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 5: You have my heart and soul.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, it's kind of more to it.

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Speaker 4: There is more to it, Brendan.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Brendan, well like.

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Speaker 4: Your spirit though, Debra's in Auburn.

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Speaker 10: Hi alight.

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Speaker 1: When you hear Adele stop singing, you start here we go.

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Speaker 5: You have my heart.

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Speaker 10: Inside of your end.

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Speaker 5: And you played it, You played it, you played you

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Speaker 5: played it to the bead.

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Speaker 2: What you say later, you're sasin you did that guy?

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Speaker 2: You know that guy, Steve Kliklisby.

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Speaker 1: But there's a bit at the end of the song

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Speaker 1: from the voices played it Steve Clisby from the voice,

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Speaker 1: he's back on the voice, the old guy. All right,

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Speaker 1: what about him?

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Speaker 7: Well, remember he just sassins the lyrics. Remember we were

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Speaker 7: watching him with that charity thing and he did the

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Speaker 7: Mark Cohnes song.

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Speaker 4: Walking in Memphis, and you know the lyric tell me

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Speaker 4: you're a Christian.

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Speaker 2: Chib mam, I am tonight and he just glossed over

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Speaker 2: all of that and we were outraged.

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Speaker 1: What's el to do with him assassing it?

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Speaker 2: Well, he's sass to something else. You yeah, tell me

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Speaker 1: A tangent that's taken us to a house that's dreadful.

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Speaker 1: We're up to question number four for you, Deborah. What

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Speaker 1: does German car brand Volkswagen translate to in English? Is

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Speaker 1: it a people's car, B, sexy car, ce fast car.

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Speaker 7: By Yeah, people's case. It's not going to be a

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Speaker 7: sexy car although it's German. Germans could be sexy fish

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Speaker 1: Yip pick gills. Question six you're doing very well. Who

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Speaker 1: is the Premier of Queensland?

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Speaker 5: Alice Alasta Palashite yep?

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Speaker 2: Answer to yep.

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Speaker 4: Question seven.

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Speaker 7: Who won the Master Chef Immunity Challenge last night? Was

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Speaker 7: it Reynold, Laura or Poe.

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Speaker 1: Queera Laura deb you fell over at the last hurdle.

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid what about that?

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Speaker 1: It's question number.

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Speaker 7: Seven thirteen WSFM have a crack at the Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 7: It's a quarter past six, one of one point seven WSFM. Hello,

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Speaker 7: it's Jonesi Demanda Sonny, twenty degrees of the city, twenty

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Speaker 7: one in our west right now, it's nine degrees Chile.

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Speaker 7: It's twenty one past six. Where into the Magnificent seven?

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Speaker 7: There were seven questions? Could you go all the way

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Speaker 7: and answer all seven questions correctly?

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Speaker 1: And we've come to question seven. Dave in Woongong can

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Speaker 1: win it all from here? Hollodays very well well. Question

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Speaker 1: seven is as follows. Who won the Mastershef Community Challenge

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Speaker 1: last night? Was a Reynold moral po.

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Speaker 6: I'll go with Reynolds.

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Speaker 1: It was Renold puts him into the top five, which

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Speaker 1: means he has twenty percent chance of winning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's too many numbers there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but anyway, he got immunity.

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Speaker 4: I think Poe's going to do it. I think Poe's

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Speaker 4: going to Bradbury.

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Speaker 2: It.

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Speaker 1: It seems that when we've interviewed any of the people,

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Speaker 1: they all seem to think that Reynold's going to do it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's what I mean. Have you seen Poe

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Speaker 7: just sort of fats it up all the time. But

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Speaker 7: I think that's part of a strategy. Anyway, Dave, congratulations

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Speaker 7: to you. What got one hundred dollars to spend a

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Speaker 7: Bavisa dessert bar, world famous desserts, a Bay Vista, Paramatta

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Speaker 7: and Brighton Sands, Logitech K five eighty slim multi device keyboard,

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Speaker 7: own your Own Space with Logitech and Josie Amodic character

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Speaker 7: Joys Vida Gallor announced to go the pencils.

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Speaker 2: There you go, Dave, You.

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Speaker 1: W was left?

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Speaker 7: He I it's Jonesy and a matter. It's the first jeweler. Wow,

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Speaker 1: International Joke Day. You know, this whole year has been

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Speaker 1: You can't use those ones, I know.

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Speaker 7: So this is like your best joke. You're in a

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Speaker 7: this is what I'm thinking. You've got someone's aunty there,

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Speaker 2: So you need to have a joke that's going to

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Speaker 4: Please, are a pharnum of a joke.

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Speaker 2: Everyone loves it.

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Speaker 4: You know, I did this one the other day. Remember

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Speaker 1: So it's the Queen Prince Charles to the Galagan Bone Show, yep, and.

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Speaker 3: He's wearing a fox hat and everyone's thinking, well, you know,

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Speaker 2: Why are you doing that? And he said, well, I

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Speaker 1: The queen would have chuckled the auntie and the younger

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Speaker 4: But now I've got to come up with another one.

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Speaker 1: Yep, you got to find another one. Well, I've given

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Speaker 2: Oh that's no, that's a lot of pressure.

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Speaker 1: Well, so, speaking of pressure, Jonesy's home Laurens after eight

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Speaker 1: o'clock this morning. You last week you beat Katerina, she's

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the party.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well we'll go again today.

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Speaker 7: Ten thousand dollars with headjam as well. We'll have that

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Speaker 7: at seven o'clock at six twenty seven.

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Speaker 2: Cover the money to you.

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Speaker 6: Wow, look, how if I decided to get out of there?

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Speaker 7: Something through our German that got Big Book of Musical Facts.

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Speaker 7: On this day in nineteen fifty one, Frend Schneider from

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Speaker 7: And not only was Fred the front man, he was

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Speaker 2: Before they struck gold the Old Bee fifty two's. One

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Speaker 2: of their early songs was this one. It was called

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Speaker 4: I want to listen.

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Speaker 1: Oh I like this, I remember that. I like it?

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Speaker 2: Did you like that?

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Speaker 4: Kooky, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: I like it?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you dance with me?

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Speaker 2: I'm no limburger? Is that cheese?

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Speaker 10: What?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 2: Remember?

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Speaker 4: Rock lobster?

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Speaker 1: They went the meaning what the thinking of dumb lyrics

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Speaker 4: They went the full Yoko Ono inside that song, yes you.

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Speaker 1: Know in city with the record execs and saying, how

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Speaker 2: You'll like this. I'll just say leave the kooky voices

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Speaker 1: You guys, she's linn Burger.

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Speaker 4: That smells like lenburger.

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Speaker 1: I'll have what she's having.

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Speaker 7: Let's get stugged in the B fifty two's it's twenty

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Speaker 7: five to seven WSFM by White point seven WSFM. Hello,

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Speaker 7: there's Jersey, Amanda sunny, twenty degrees in the city, twenty

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Speaker 4: Right now it's nine degrees, it's twenty to seven.

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Speaker 1: We've been talking in the last few weeks about cameras

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Speaker 1: a lot of sports are bringing everything closer, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: There's microphones, there's cameras everywhere, even the golf the.

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Speaker 7: Boys that the microphone, haven't you can hear them when

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Speaker 7: they whack off the.

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Speaker 1: Ball, can you? But do you hear?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 1: Have you heard this before? Let me explain what's happening,

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Speaker 1: Ossie pro Greg Charmers was at the tee he's playing partner,

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Speaker 1: Charmers charming, Well, it's Charmers is not in the wrong here.

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Speaker 1: He's trying to tee off and just at his crucial

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Speaker 8: Get that?

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Speaker 11: Closing on the silence of that, yeah, so the farta,

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Speaker 11: the golfer farter says you get that, and the other

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Speaker 11: more silent than that of the cameras the microphones captured

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Speaker 1: We're talking about this before we came on air this morning.

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Speaker 1: One of the girls in the typing pool revealed her

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Speaker 1: a sporting farting indiscretion. She says it wasn't her, Of

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Speaker 1: She was in quite an elite rowing team at school,

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Speaker 1: about sixteen years old. It's probably nine of them in the.

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Speaker 4: Boat, including the cocks.

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Speaker 1: Why there isn't some sort of telling movie about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a mystery talk about the Grassy Knoll?

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Speaker 2: What went on?

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Speaker 4: What happened there?

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Speaker 7: Didn't you when playing a celebrity tennis game with Andrew Denton?

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Speaker 7: Didn't you not only tear a calf?

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Speaker 1: What happened? It wasn't a celebrity tennis game. It's just

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Speaker 1: here and I were just having a mask We never

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Speaker 2: Sure, So what I did?

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Speaker 1: Blew out a hip beach. Then the two of us

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Speaker 1: attendant had just ripped, and so Andrew had to give

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Speaker 4: But while you were while he was carrying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was giving me a piggyback. And then we

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Speaker 2: Good time, wasn't they good?

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Speaker 1: It probably sounded a little bit like this that there

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Speaker 1: I didn't get a hole in one.

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Speaker 2: It's seventeen to seven. We have ten thousand dollars with

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Speaker 7: Hello there, it's Jersey Demanda. Sunny today, twenty degrees in

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Speaker 7: nine degrees. It's ten to seven.

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Speaker 1: Well, we know Victoria and various suburbs of various suburbs

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Speaker 1: that's pretty much it. And Victoria is no longer going

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Speaker 1: had issues with their hotel incubation. It's probably not the

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Speaker 7: We can't get complacent. No, it could happen to us.

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Speaker 7: That's since you put on the complacent pants.

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Speaker 1: You know what happens, well, what does happen?

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Speaker 4: Well, the complacent poin it for everybody will always let

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Speaker 1: Children and adults. Community sport will resume. A fifty person

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Speaker 1: cap on indoor venues is being scrapped, and including function

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Speaker 1: venues as long as people are seated. There seems to

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Speaker 1: be the big thing. At restaurants. You can have stacks

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Speaker 1: have to be seated at tables because if.

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Speaker 7: You're standing up, you naturally gravitate towards someone else, especially

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Speaker 7: if you're with a close talker, as if you're close

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Speaker 1: Co Mingling restrictions on indoor and outdoor funerals or relaxed

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Speaker 1: to allow one person before square meters. You still only

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Speaker 1: public transport limits are doubling, so up to sixty eight

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Speaker 1: ferry customers will leave an empty seat or space between them.

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Speaker 1: A green dot will continue to be used to identify

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Speaker 1: the safer spas to sit or stand.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I noticed when I was on the train the

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Speaker 7: it that says sit here.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing. A friend of mine was

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to sit on the cross. So the people

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Speaker 1: so they sit on it. Wouldn't it be better to

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Speaker 1: got them on the wrong way.

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Speaker 2: Do you agree, yep, So put your dot on the spot.

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Speaker 1: What you have to do is sit where they tell you. Sure,

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Speaker 1: But I think this plan is flawed in that you

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Speaker 1: it looks like, oh, you can sit anywhere because nothing's

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Speaker 1: On this seat you don't sit on, don't there's a stain,

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Speaker 1: don't go there.

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Speaker 4: It's seven to seven, ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 7: We've got that for you at Headgen this morning WSFM

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Speaker 7: one on one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 4: Hello, it's Jonesy and Amanda.

450
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Speaker 7: It's the first of July, sunny, twenty degrees in the city,

451
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Speaker 7: twenty one in our west. Right now it's eight degrees,

452
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Speaker 7: it's four to seven and as you pointed out this morning,

453
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Speaker 7: International Joke Day.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so for the tribal drama of seven o'clock this morning,

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Speaker 1: we want your best, clean, just clean joke.

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Speaker 2: But it's got to be a great joke. We don't

457
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Speaker 2: want one of your pun type jokes.

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Speaker 1: Pun I like pun jokes. Do you mean the arbiter

459
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Speaker 1: of what's the best joke?

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Speaker 4: It's got to be good. It's got to be slightly saucy.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be to be saucy.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't saucy. It's got to be a crowd pleasing joke.

463
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Speaker 1: All right, But go with my rules, not Jonesy's rules here,

464
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Speaker 1: because it'll be just like, like what funny.

465
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Speaker 2: It won't be funny. It'll be like that joke that

466
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Speaker 2: you said the other day, you know about the little kid.

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Speaker 2: One's a little kid. You know, a little Mexican kid,

468
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Speaker 2: Spanish kid.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: And he can't speak Spanish. What's that, Jake? I don't

471
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Speaker 2: know you said the other day? And it's poor for

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Speaker 2: for Oh well, why.

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Speaker 1: Don't we start with a punchline there? Because when he

474
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Speaker 1: says to his you know, it just says, my son's

475
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Speaker 1: been learning. It's four years old. He's been learning Spanish.

476
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Speaker 1: He can't even say please, which I think is poor

477
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Speaker 1: for for other people are rolling around last night and

478
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Speaker 1: who's right?

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Speaker 2: No one?

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Speaker 1: That's because the second time, will you butchered it by

481
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Speaker 1: telling the punchline?

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Speaker 7: I look at the girls in the timing pool, see

483
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Speaker 7: stony faced, there's stony faced. I'm just saying, we need better,

484
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Speaker 7: better material than that.

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Speaker 1: Well you try and bring it. After how many years

486
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Speaker 1: we've been on here here, if you could bring some

487
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Speaker 1: amusing material, I'd really appreciate.

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Speaker 2: Shoot the messenger, okay, I'm just the messenger.

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Speaker 1: Or don't shoot the person who's doing the laboring here.

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Speaker 7: It's three to us seven. The big news is coming

491
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Speaker 7: up at seven o'clock. Would you like to win ten

492
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Speaker 7: thousand dollars?

493
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Speaker 1: Want to play head jam? Give us a call, no

494
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Speaker 1: joke thirteen.

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Speaker 7: WSFMO, Good morning, Joinie and Demanda's ten thousand dollars. Do

496
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Speaker 7: you have the right answers to our wrong questions? We

497
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Speaker 7: have ten thousand dollars at steak with Hedgem thirteen w

498
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Speaker 7: S Fermi is our number.

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Speaker 1: GI's how it goes. I want to ask you a

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Speaker 1: question number one, say nothing, give me the answer to that.

501
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Speaker 1: We'll ask you a question number two. So on till

502
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Speaker 1: the buzzer goes off. The minute you're on, you're out.

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Speaker 1: You can take the chickeney pants option one hundred dollars

504
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Speaker 1: for each quick answer. A long the way, go all

505
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Speaker 1: the way. You don't get the big bucks.

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Speaker 2: Samantha's an ingodean. Hello, Samantha, Hello, Hello, are you very

507
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Speaker 2: very well?

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Speaker 1: Hey Sam? How would you like to play today?

509
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Speaker 9: I have a chickney can them?

510
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Speaker 4: They're so warm and toasty. It's chili this morning. You know,

511
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Speaker 4: I put them in the washing machine overnight.

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Speaker 2: I think you've shrunk. But there's a little bit tight

513
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Speaker 2: around the But what they're saying, it might that has

514
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Speaker 2: nothing to do with you. Okay, it's the fabric.

515
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Speaker 1: I think it'll make your focus all right, Okay, you

516
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Speaker 1: will get anundred dollars for each crypt answer along the way.

517
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Speaker 1: But we play the game the same. You're ready to start, Yes,

518
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Speaker 1: here we go. Which plant is used to ease the

519
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Speaker 1: effects of sunburn, silly mid off legs, slip oppositions? In

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Speaker 1: which sport? Which boxer was known as a Marriagville mauler.

521
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Speaker 1: Eponye Ray is the name of the baby from which

522
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Speaker 1: TV show? Which fictional national park is Skippy Call Home?

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Speaker 2: O me?

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Speaker 1: Epony Ray was from Kath and Kim. I forgot the

525
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Speaker 1: question for the other one.

526
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Speaker 2: That's the whole thing with head.

527
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Speaker 1: Jam and Skippy called war Retar National Park Home. You

528
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Speaker 1: got three hundred bucks, though, Samantha, that's not too bad.

529
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Speaker 1: Look at that.

530
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Speaker 4: The day can only get better, Sad.

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Speaker 1: We'll tell you how it's going to get better. It's

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Speaker 1: International Joke Day. We've got our best jokes coming up.

533
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Speaker 1: What yours too?

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Speaker 7: It's seven past seven w s F one on one USFM. Hello,

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Speaker 7: it's Jonsey Demanda. Sunny today, twenty degrees in the city,

536
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Speaker 7: twenty one in our west.

537
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Speaker 4: Right now it is nine degrees.

538
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Speaker 7: Hello, It's Jonesy Demander's twelve past seven, The first day

539
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Speaker 7: of July, it's International Joke Joke Day.

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Speaker 1: Don't pull a face. It's the best day on the calendar.

541
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Speaker 4: It's smacks of nineties radio.

542
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Speaker 7: I think Jamie Dunn and the Morning Crew with Wendy

543
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Speaker 7: Harmer used to do a thing back in the ninth

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Speaker 7: did they do They did worst Joke Wednesdays. We do

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Speaker 7: chog that we that we want the best mature and

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Speaker 7: what I'm saying, we don't want Sam Frank's disco jokes.

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Speaker 1: The Shaggy Dog. We don't want that, those long jokes

548
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Speaker 1: and that end up with something like the Cat that

549
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Speaker 1: Chewed Menu show.

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Speaker 2: We don't want that.

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Speaker 7: Okay, we don't want that. And you know what, we're

552
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Speaker 7: going to be brutal here. If you get on the

553
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Speaker 7: radio show and you've got it it was all busy,

554
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Speaker 7: we've got stuff. You'll get goned.

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Speaker 4: We'll gone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Thanks, Daryl Carrigan. You we love a joke. I

557
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Speaker 2: love a joke.

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Speaker 7: Just saying your pun humor jokes is not welcome here.

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Speaker 7: I tell us a great joke that you did the

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Speaker 7: other day, which one This was great.

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Speaker 1: Two blokes were at the drunken end of a night out.

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Speaker 1: Suddenly one spews all over his new jacket. My wife

563
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Speaker 1: will kill me, he says, no, Brabla says his mate,

564
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Speaker 1: blame me. Put fifty backs in your top pocket and.

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Speaker 12: Say, I spewed on you, and I was so horrified

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Speaker 12: I gave you fifty bucks.

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Speaker 1: So he goes home where his wife flings open the

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Speaker 1: door and sure enough gets stuck in. Look what you've

569
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Speaker 1: done your new jacket. So he hands over the fifty

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Speaker 1: dollars and says, my mate is embarrassed. I mean he

571
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Speaker 1: gave me the money. He said, well, hang on, there

572
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Speaker 1: are two fifty notes here, and he says, yeah, he

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Speaker 1: pooed my pants as well. Boom tish. I got a

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Speaker 1: couple of good ones. Remember the one I've told you

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Speaker 1: stop right now. Now I'm going to give you another one.

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Speaker 1: Remember the one about the nuns or the nuns are

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Speaker 1: in the abbey and the mother superior says, I have

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Speaker 1: to inform you there's a case of god a rear

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Speaker 1: in the abbey, and one of the nuns up the

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Speaker 1: back says, oh thank god. This chardonnay is dreadful. But

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you my favorite one. Three jokes okay, because

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Speaker 1: the International Joke Day, this is my favor. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to tell it so it's not rude, and it's not rude,

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Speaker 1: it's charming. A man with a goes to see the

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Speaker 1: doctor and he says to the doctor, you know, I've

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Speaker 1: got a great life. I've got a great wife, but

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Speaker 1: there's one king in my life. They're dragging me down.

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Speaker 1: And doctor says, well, what's that? And it's my voice.

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Speaker 1: The doctor said, well, let's see what's going on. Strip

590
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Speaker 1: naked and we'll work out what's going on, all right, doctor,

591
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: So it takes all his clothes off, and the doctor says,

592
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Speaker 1: I can see exactly what's going on. You have an

593
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Speaker 1: extremely large appendage and it's pulling down on your vocal cords,

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Speaker 1: and hence your voice is like that. And the guy says, lord,

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Speaker 1: what can we doll He says, I owner's a lot most.

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Speaker 2: Of it off, most of you.

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Speaker 1: I don't want a lovely voice. So operation happens. Months later,

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00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: the man comes back to the doctor says, doctor, i'd

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Speaker 1: like to see you. You've done a marvelous job on

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Speaker 1: my voice. I love having a lovely voice, but there's

601
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Speaker 1: one part of my life that is very disappointing. My

602
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 1: wife misses my old self. I was wondering is there

603
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Speaker 1: anyway you can reverse the operation, and the doctor says,

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Speaker 1: what Shannish.

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Speaker 2: Done there it is.

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Speaker 4: I don't think we need any more jokes.

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Speaker 5: We need more.

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Speaker 1: We want your best, We want your best joke. We

609
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Speaker 1: want your best jokes.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen WSFN that's what we're looking for. That's the standard.

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Speaker 7: So if you in a rotary club or an apex

612
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Speaker 7: club and you got to joke the guys for fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 7: we don't want it.

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Speaker 1: We want the munthsmans okay and now Mada match prize.

615
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 1: We will reward you a culinary adventure package from pre

616
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 1: one Sydney Harbor, including three course dinner, private chef's table,

617
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Speaker 1: a luck stay in a room overlooking Sydney Harbor and

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Speaker 1: Becky for two. So get to at.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen w s EB.

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Speaker 2: It's qued about seven.

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Speaker 8: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one O one point

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Speaker 8: seven WSFN.

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Speaker 7: Top of the morning to you the tribal drummers beating

624
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Speaker 7: this morning. Today is international jokes.

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Speaker 1: We're sitting you up to fail.

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00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 7: Really out well, I'm just saying, you know this was

627
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Speaker 7: done a long time ago when radio was a simple place.

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Speaker 2: But they have worst joke Wednesday, and it was dreadful

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Speaker 2: radio No, because if you get a bad joke, we

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Speaker 2: have to be ruthless. So far you've done two good jokes,

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Speaker 2: three thank you, three good jokes.

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Speaker 1: Rebecca has joined us with her Joe Color Rebecca.

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Speaker 9: Good morning.

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Speaker 6: How are you going very well?

635
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Speaker 1: No pressure, The stage is yours over to you.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 5: Do you know Bruce Lee's brother, No, broccoly, this is.

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Speaker 2: What I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Don't gong on.

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Speaker 4: It's dreadful. Thank you, beg all.

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Speaker 1: All comers are welcome.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you're from We don't want that.

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00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: Hopefully there'll be more calls. You're frightening people.

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Speaker 7: Thirteen WSFM. It's a scary business. It's twenty past seven.

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Speaker 7: Well on one point seven WSFM. Hi there, it's jonesy Amanda, sunny,

646
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 7: twenty degrees in the city, twenty one in our west.

647
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 4: Right now it's eight degrees.

648
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 7: It's seven twenty four today, the first of July, and

649
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Speaker 7: it's International Joke Day.

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Speaker 1: I've given you three of my best yeap and they are.

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Speaker 7: Good, and you're a good joke teller, but we don't

652
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 7: want pun jokes. Come on, we're better than that. I

653
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 7: think we've evolved we've evolved. It's an international joke day

654
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Speaker 7: I'm talking about. You've got to say, Jake, you've been

655
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Speaker 7: held hostage by some terrorists and your freedom and your

656
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 7: life depends on you making them laugh. And terrorists they

657
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Speaker 7: have no sense.

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Speaker 1: Of human They might like a pun, you never know,

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Speaker 1: they don't like puns.

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Speaker 2: They're going to shoot you as soon as look at you.

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Speaker 1: All right, Murray, Hello, Murray, step up to the plate.

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Speaker 1: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 6: Jing Amanda, it's great to seat. Talk to your bed again.

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Speaker 6: My joke is a grasshopper walks into a bar and

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Speaker 6: the bar and says, oh, we've got a drink named

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Speaker 6: after you, And the grasshopper says, what, Kevin, brilliant?

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about brilliant? You want that one?

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Speaker 6: Good?

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Speaker 4: Cameron's on the central case.

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Speaker 1: H Cameron, over to you. What have you got for us?

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Speaker 5: What did the math teed to do when it was conservated?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 5: He worked it out with a pencil.

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Speaker 1: And it stops you chewing the end of yours. And

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Speaker 1: i'd imagine Cameron, you didn't get gonged off. Congratulations, Thank you, Camra.

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Speaker 1: It's tough on that button.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you give us a call.

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Speaker 7: Thirteen WSFM International Joke Day. Your best joke, Come on,

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Speaker 7: make it your best.

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Speaker 4: It's seven five.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to do is pressing?

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Speaker 6: You're pressing around?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

685
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Speaker 2: Today is International Joke Day.

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Speaker 4: Give us your best joke.

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Speaker 1: You've been very quick off the mark to say you

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Speaker 1: haven't liked most of them today. You've gonged people. You're

689
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: a hard time.

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Speaker 2: I haven't gone to people.

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Speaker 4: Daryl has gone to people.

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Speaker 1: It's not Daryl Summers.

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Speaker 4: It's Daryl Carring.

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Speaker 1: N easy mistake.

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Speaker 7: But it's the International Joke Dave. We've come a long

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Speaker 7: way since Worst Jag Wednesday. Back in the old days

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Speaker 7: when Wendy and the crew were on the morning show

698
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 7: there was one radio station in down then you could

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Speaker 7: do that kind of stuff. We've got to bring our

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Speaker 7: a game. You gave some quality jokes before. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 7: don't shoot me. I'm just the messenger.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, Luke's in seven Hills. Over to you, Luke, welcome,

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Speaker 1: tell us you, Joe, how's it all going?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Give us your joke?

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Speaker 5: Alrighty, So you know cloister the nun wakes up one

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Speaker 5: morning and she gets out of bed and She's on

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Speaker 5: a way to see Mother Superior and on her way

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Speaker 5: down the cloister, another nun walks towards her and she

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Speaker 5: looks her up and down and says, you got out

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Speaker 5: of the wrong side of the bed this morning. She wonders,

712
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Speaker 5: what the hell is that all about. Anyway, she keeps

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Speaker 5: walking and another nun comes towards he and she looks

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Speaker 5: her up and down and says, you got out of

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Speaker 5: the wrong side of the bed this morning. And this

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Speaker 5: happens fifteen times on the way to Mother Superior's office.

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Speaker 5: When she gets there, she's absolutely livid. Mother Superior goes

718
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Speaker 5: to open a mouth and none bellows, don't you tell

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Speaker 5: me I got out of the wrong side of the

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Speaker 5: bed this morning, And the Mother Superior says, I wasn't

721
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Speaker 5: going to say any such things, sister, I was just

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Speaker 5: going to ask why are you wearing the bishop shoes?

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Speaker 1: That's a winner. That's a winner.

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Speaker 2: Good on you, Luke quality, Thank you Harran about your business.

725
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Speaker 2: It's twenty six to eight. The pub test is coming up.

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Speaker 4: What this rock we either were wrapping or don't close.

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Speaker 1: The door on it?

728
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Speaker 4: So Luke, was that was it for me?

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Speaker 1: No, We've got Rocky as well. Okay, Rocky, step up

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Speaker 1: to the plate.

731
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Speaker 2: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Jersey Man, there you go very well.

733
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Speaker 4: So I almost wrapped you up.

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Speaker 6: Hey, James, I was in the park the other day

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Speaker 6: and I was the Germany Chevy were.

736
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Speaker 5: A whole heap of flyes and on a Darth and

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Speaker 5: you know which tour fighting.

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Speaker 2: Don't know, Julie. I like it rock loose common denomination

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Speaker 2: it I like it. Okay.

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Speaker 7: The pub test is coming up next to twenty six

741
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Speaker 7: to eight WS one at one point sever a WSFM.

742
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Speaker 7: Hewo there it's Jonesy and Amanda sunny, twenty degrees in

743
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Speaker 7: the city, twenty one in the west.

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Speaker 4: Right now it's eight degrees.

745
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Speaker 7: It's twenty one to wait, let's go down to the

746
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Speaker 7: Jonesy no matter of arms, to the pub test this morning.

747
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Speaker 4: This is interesting. And you Will Ferrell movie has been released.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's called Eurovision Song Contest. It's a Netflix movie

749
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Speaker 1: taking the mickey out of the big kitchy nature of Eurovision.

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Speaker 1: I saw it on the weekend. I wanted to like

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Speaker 1: it more because I love Will Ferrell and it's got

752
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Speaker 1: Rachel McAdams in it, and it laughs at all the

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Speaker 1: tropes of Eurovision, the kitchi songs, the crazy costumes, the

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Speaker 1: weird staging.

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Speaker 11: But sometimes you think he can't help himself. The story

756
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Speaker 11: guest gets boring. He's part of the trailer.

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Speaker 4: All right, got it on iron large, This is a

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Speaker 4: cigarettes we.

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Speaker 1: Are to hear your visions are so they play the

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Speaker 1: competitors from Iceland in Eurovision, and I just often I

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Speaker 1: feel with Will Ferrell. I love him so much, but

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Speaker 1: I kind of want the movies to be better. But

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Speaker 1: some of them through the years have been classics. Did

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Speaker 1: you see that? A whole lot of votes over three

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Speaker 1: rounds has found that Step Brothers is named as his

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Speaker 1: best movie. I loved step Brothers, and I still I

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Speaker 1: will watch that once a year and laugh at it.

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Speaker 7: Adult males have to become step brothers because they're parents married, Yes,

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Speaker 7: but they're both molly coddled kids more or less.

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Speaker 2: But they're in their twenties. It's so good.

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Speaker 1: You're one of the ones I really love of his.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen the campaign yes with Zach Garrett Wi

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Speaker 1: it's such a great film.

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Speaker 2: YEP.

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Speaker 4: I liked the other guys, yes, and he loved the

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Speaker 4: other guy, Da Knights.

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Speaker 2: I loved like that.

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Speaker 7: It's almost memeworthy Talladaga Knights and you when you see

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Speaker 7: a Will Ferrell movie, and we've interviewed him a few

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Speaker 7: times and he's a good guy.

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Speaker 1: He's a good guy and you want him to be better.

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Speaker 7: But I'm worried that he's becoming Adam sand With Adam

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Speaker 7: Sandler years ago around he could do no wrong, and

784
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Speaker 7: then he do no right. Yeah, and then he's that

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Speaker 7: latest movie he has done rough Gems. Oh, I saw

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Speaker 7: that uncut Gems.

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Speaker 1: I think I got Oscar nomination, but it's very not

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Speaker 1: his normal film.

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Speaker 7: And then I watched Sherlock and Holmes or Holmes and

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Speaker 7: Watson last year and that.

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Speaker 1: Was dreadful it film. What about Daddy's Home? That was

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Speaker 1: a great movie, that was all right, Well, this is

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Speaker 1: what the pub test is doing today. What Will Ferrell

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Speaker 1: movie passes the pub test like it's pay homage.

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Speaker 7: Thirteen w s Evan. We'll ask Rove McManus because he's

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Speaker 7: joining us next. It's twenty to eight.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one oh one point

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Speaker 2: seven WSFM.

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Speaker 7: I must say I'm excited about t L coming back

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Speaker 7: to Telly on Friday night on.

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Speaker 1: Channel ten and I'm excited that to celebrate, we are

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Speaker 1: going to be doing our radio show from home base,

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00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: from the place where we film it, which is a

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00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: home in Newtown, and it's where we film the show,

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00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,280
Speaker 1: and you're going to be there with us Friday.

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00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 7: Parking space for my bike because it's Newtown, I'm going

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Speaker 7: to be there early in the morning.

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Speaker 4: I just want to pack it down on the street.

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00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 4: If you have like a warehouse or a loading dock

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Speaker 4: something like that, that's for.

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Speaker 1: Other people to decide. I'm not a busy day because

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Speaker 1: we're going to be filming there all day as well,

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Speaker 1: So can you work at your own parking arrangement?

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Speaker 2: We eat Miguel.

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Speaker 11: Make I think he's making shutas, which is a delicious

816
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Speaker 11: Spanish like a straight donut.

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Speaker 1: Then you dip it in chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Can he make some megs?

819
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Speaker 1: No, he's making shutters. Why are you such a defer?

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Speaker 2: Not av he's going to make shootos.

821
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Speaker 1: So he'll be there.

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Speaker 2: I don't like sweets in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Barry, Well, maybe you could bring your own food from home, Brandon.

824
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Speaker 2: That's why I enjoy working with you.

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00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: Chris will be there, Barry and Miguel and we're doing

826
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Speaker 1: the whole show from the home base of the living

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Speaker 1: room on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Exciting.

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Speaker 4: You sort of have that parking for my bike and

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Speaker 4: it'll be.

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Speaker 1: A happy Manut Diva.

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Speaker 4: Rove McManus is joining us next.

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Speaker 7: It's fourteenth Way WSFM one on one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 4: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda.

835
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Speaker 2: I love that song. It's got a sense of.

836
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Speaker 1: Macarb about it, don't you think quite darkest?

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Speaker 7: Live lightning crashes sunny twenty degrees in the city, twenty

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Speaker 7: one in our west.

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Speaker 4: Right now it's nine degrees. Enough of the mcarb at

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00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 4: ten to eight, let's cheer up.

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Speaker 1: Our next guess is someone we know and love from

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Speaker 1: a lot of interesting gigs he's done over the year,

843
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: but over the years. This new one involves naked people.

844
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Speaker 1: Rove McManus, Hello again.

845
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Speaker 10: Such good news. It won't be me being naked.

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Speaker 4: That's a good thing.

847
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Speaker 1: So who's in the nudy rudy?

848
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Speaker 10: Well, we've got this. It's live. It's a live art class.

849
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Speaker 10: So we've got mood models, five different nude models of

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Speaker 10: varying shaped sizes, backgrounds and ages, and a pretty artist

851
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Speaker 10: in the studio to see how well they go.

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Speaker 1: And it's not just the celebrities that draw. You're encouraging

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Speaker 1: the audience to have a go as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: So we've got actors Quadia Kav and The Hunter place

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Speaker 10: for Shard. We've got Adam Yah from Master Chef, comedian

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Speaker 10: Susie Usef in the studio. Some of them have experienced,

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Speaker 10: some of them have no experience, and that's what we

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00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 10: want people at home to get into as well. So

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00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 10: you can either just sit back with a wine and

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Speaker 10: watch a whole bunch of bare bums and boobs and penises,

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Speaker 10: which is always.

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Speaker 1: Fun, watch the news every night, yeah, or you can.

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Speaker 10: Go through the SBS website and get a fixed camera

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Speaker 10: of the model if you want to draw along, or

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Speaker 10: just a fixed camera of the model. I just want

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Speaker 10: to really have a good purpose.

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Speaker 7: When I went to art school, which I failed dismally,

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Speaker 7: but the one thing, the one thing I passed was

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Speaker 7: life drawing class.

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Speaker 2: That was that was my go to thing. I really

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Speaker 2: found it quite lexic. I don't know why that was.

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Speaker 1: Were you posing or were you drawing?

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Speaker 7: I was drawing the nudes, but I was straight out

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Speaker 7: of school. And then we sit in a room and

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Speaker 7: we'd have like a middle.

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Speaker 10: Age surprise I'm so much surprised. I haven't asked this

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Speaker 10: before of you, Jonesy. How are you were drawing penises?

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Speaker 2: Good? Now? I was pretty good with all of the

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Speaker 2: jener talia.

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Speaker 7: I was pretty good with Actually, the teacher said, I

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Speaker 7: probably focused to put too much on it details.

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Speaker 10: I couldn't draw a penis, becauldn't.

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Speaker 5: I just couldn't.

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Speaker 10: I've got one. I don't want to look at it.

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Speaker 10: I don't like them. Just I would do a little

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Speaker 10: ken mound is what.

888
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Speaker 1: I would really, because I remember, didn't you tell me

889
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:39,479
Speaker 1: the story Jonesy, that once you were it's in your book.

890
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: I think that you were drawing a nude model and

891
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,800
Speaker 1: she came around behind you, she puts the gown on,

892
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: it comes around to have a look what everyone's drawn.

893
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 1: And didn't she look at the one you had done

894
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: and she said, oh, maybe I need to shave.

895
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 4: No, she said, I'd better go and get a raisor.

896
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: What did you done to her?

897
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:54,560
Speaker 2: Well?

898
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 4: I just I just it was the ages, by the way,

899
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 4: it was the giving her a b It is we.

900
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 7: Would draw, you know, a middle aged woman, and then

901
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 7: we draw a heroin addict and then the other week

902
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 7: will there'd be a woman that looked like Ellen Macpherson.

903
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 4: It was just it was a feast of the senses.

904
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 1: So did you you went to my school as well,

905
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: didn't you.

906
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 2: Yes.

907
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 10: Yes, we had a lesson where the model didn't show

908
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:24,880
Speaker 10: up and one of my other classmates put up her

909
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 10: hand and said, well, I'll do it, and she just

910
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 10: took her clothes off and stood in the middle of

911
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 10: the room omial.

912
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 8: All drew her.

913
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: There you go.

914
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 10: It's a funny old worldment in the same class.

915
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, I agree that, I agree.

916
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 5: I find it.

917
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 10: I find it very relaxing. I draw a lot, don't.

918
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 10: I haven't done, i think, any life drawing since I

919
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 10: was in the studying most high school.

920
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 5: But yeah, I find it really.

921
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 10: Therapeutic, great for mental health for you know a lot

922
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,280
Speaker 10: of people who are still finding themselves in weird semi

923
00:40:55,360 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 10: isolation lockdown. It's a great thing to do. And I

924
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 10: know a lot of people have taken it up when

925
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:06,879
Speaker 10: when lockdown was in full effect. So yeah, I think

926
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 10: this is a great stepping off point for maybe a

927
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 10: lot of people who haven't drawn anything.

928
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 7: In ages, possibly in these days of gender fluidity. It's

929
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 7: good that you're not drawing any sort of genitalia in

930
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 7: all rove.

931
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 2: Maybe that's a good thing.

932
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 10: Well, I tried to that's what I do. I was

933
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 10: very I was very ahead of the curve. I think

934
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 10: in that regard, I was just always this. I never

935
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 10: saw a gender. I just saw.

936
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: Well, this is a live show. So you know when

937
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 1: you say ahead of the curve, so there's no curves

938
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: you're not expecting.

939
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 5: Yes, that's true.

940
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 10: True, Well, it'll be interesting to see how we can

941
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 10: set up the model. So yeah, quite clearly it's it's SBS,

942
00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 10: so it's part of the charter. You have to be nudity.

943
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 10: We will be, we will be. Yeah, I think the

944
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 10: nudity will increase as we go on. There'll be more

945
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 10: than one model, more than one sort of exercise to

946
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 10: do to sort of teach you various skills. And we've

947
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 10: got two experts in the studio to help people with that,

948
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 10: and I think I'll be jumping in on one of them.

949
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 7: There's a.

950
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 10: Session we'll be doing on perspective, so taking massive feet

951
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 10: and a tiny head depending on a person's perspective.

952
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: And I was drawing a hobbit, so I'll be looking

953
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 1: it is very.

954
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 10: Much like drawing a hobbit. Or there's you know, there's

955
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 10: the hair back again. So we'll be Yeah, so even

956
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 10: I can learn stuff and i've and I've studied, so

957
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 10: I'm looking forward to it.

958
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: Fascinating. I love the idea of this and I love

959
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:36,320
Speaker 1: that it's being done live and everyone can join in.

960
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see this.

961
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 2: There it is.

962
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,800
Speaker 10: Yeah, it should be a fun interactive experience. Is like

963
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 10: a piece of paper and a pencil and the way

964
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:44,759
Speaker 10: you go, that's it, and.

965
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 2: Just work on drawing your penises. That's it.

966
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,760
Speaker 1: That's all you got to do, right, Noodles all around

967
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: we're doing.

968
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: And go and have a look at Go and have

969
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,759
Speaker 2: a look at yours, and then.

970
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 10: I'll do a self portrait.

971
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 1: Look forward to seeing that on the internet as well.

972
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 4: That's your public city photos. It's always a treat to

973
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 4: talk to you.

974
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 7: Rave McManus live Brawing Life Live premiere Saturday this Saturday,

975
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,000
Speaker 7: eight thirty on SBS.

976
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 1: Got on your robe, Nice to talk to you.

977
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 10: Thank guys.

978
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,399
Speaker 5: You two.

979
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 2: It's four to eight pop testers coming up at eight o'clock.

980
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna talk to Ugly Phil. Do you remember

981
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: Ugly Phil from the Wireless I do. He's come back

982
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: from England and he's in hotel quarantine. We thought, what's

983
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: it like to be locked up for two weeks in

984
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: a hotel? How streakt is it? How crazy do you go?

985
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,640
Speaker 1: We'll talk to him when god I wanted to go

986
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,840
Speaker 1: right now, I'm taking pley. Now go out in your windows,

987
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: stick your head on a jel.

988
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 2: Let's get on down to the Jersey the Maunt of

989
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 2: Arms for the pub test this morning. It's a big

990
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 2: one this morning.

991
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 4: Will Farrell?

992
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 1: What do we say? Pharrell or Pharrell?

993
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 2: That was the other thing because suddenly it's changed from Farrell.

994
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: To Farrel far I think to his face, I'm not

995
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,719
Speaker 1: sure say hi Will, We're gonna say, well he was.

996
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 7: We've interviewed him many times, but you know remember that

997
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,720
Speaker 7: time he changed and something became Pharrell.

998
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 4: It's like Susan Sarandon. It's not we Australian say Surender,

999
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 4: but it's surrounded.

1000
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: Well, well, let's not talk about her, let's talk about him.

1001
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: Let's talk about There's been a new survey that says

1002
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: that Step Brothers is his best film ever. I saw Eurovision.

1003
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: The film is made for Netflix over the weekend. Some

1004
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: of it's very funny because there's so much to laugh

1005
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: at in Eurovision, but some of the story just gets boring,

1006
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: And think, how can how can all Farah film about

1007
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,239
Speaker 1: Eurovision be boring? That parts of it are? But Step

1008
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: Brothers is a great film. The campaign was one of

1009
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 1: my favorites that he was in and the other guys.

1010
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 1: I can watch that every day and still laugh at it.

1011
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 4: But he's a bit of a support guy when you

1012
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 4: look at it.

1013
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 7: When I first saw him, it was in Old School

1014
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 7: that movie played Frank the Tank and then Wedding Crashes

1015
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 7: he was remember he was in Wedding Crashes?

1016
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:53,399
Speaker 2: Is that guy?

1017
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 4: MA give me some meadload?

1018
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 1: And in Zooland he was kind of a supporting role

1019
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: but the funniest part of it too.

1020
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,719
Speaker 7: But I'm worried that he's go down the path of

1021
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 7: van Adam Sandler. We love him so much so we

1022
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 7: watch through his movies. But how many movies you've got

1023
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 7: to sit through.

1024
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: Before to get a good one? Yeah, well, let's talk

1025
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: about it. What will fare? All movie passes the pub test?

1026
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention?

1027
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 10: Jeff Brothers and many help.

1028
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,719
Speaker 6: It's one of those movies that you can watch over

1029
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 6: and over and over, and he's so joyous and it's

1030
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 6: just lovely. I love it every Christmas.

1031
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 8: It's the old school, you know, some of his early stuff.

1032
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 6: That's awesome, especially when he's got your car and he's

1033
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,560
Speaker 6: talking through and he's done it up and he's telling.

1034
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 10: The guys to keep that on the little gown.

1035
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say, el a love.

1036
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:39,720
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1037
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: See, there's so much affection for his movies that you'll

1038
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: sit through it to the end. Apart from Sherlock and

1039
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: Holmes or whatever.

1040
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 4: Holmes and Watson, The and was the best one.

1041
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 7: We knew that movie was going to be a stinker

1042
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 7: because the movie company usually says you've got to go

1043
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 7: and see the movie before you interview the talent.

1044
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 2: This time they said, I know you don't need to

1045
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 2: see the movie about it the better.

1046
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: Well, look, you know today is International Joke Day. I

1047
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 1: told three caukers Brendan, we've taken calls, we've taken jokes.

1048
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 1: We haven't heard one from you.

1049
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not a joke guy.

1050
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: Coming up next, Brendan Jonesy Joones best joke WSFM?

1051
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 4: What on WSFM?

1052
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 7: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda it's the first July sunny,

1053
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 7: twenty degrees in the city, twenty one in our west.

1054
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 2: Right now it's ten degrees. It's ten past eight.

1055
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: I'm excited, Brendan. It's International Joke Day whenever I come

1056
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 1: in here. So I've got a joke for you. Go oh,

1057
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 1: and we took people's calls with their first jokes, half

1058
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: of them. You went. So now it's your turn. You

1059
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: have to give us your best job.

1060
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 2: I'm more about observational.

1061
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:42,560
Speaker 1: Human Okay, all right, Snell, give us what you've got

1062
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: this hostile crowd. What do you think I feel every

1063
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: time I say you've got a joke you I say,

1064
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 1: I'll just line up the boom tish. I'm ready with

1065
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: my boom tish.

1066
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 2: Have you got it? Let me chat. I don't want

1067
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 2: a boom tish for this.

1068
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: Well, you don't get an option, I do.

1069
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 2: No, you don't I have an offer. You asked me

1070
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 2: to tell a joke, so you have to give it

1071
00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:05,720
Speaker 2: the respected to serve I will deserves. So. A couple

1072
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: they've been married for a long time thirty years. Their

1073
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 2: names are Amanda and Harley.

1074
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: I don't make a rude joke about me.

1075
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 2: What do you mean, it's not about you.

1076
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 4: Okay, but it's not about you.

1077
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: It's Amanda and Harley been married for years.

1078
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 2: It kind of.

1079
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 4: Amber and Harvey, what about that?

1080
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:26,399
Speaker 1: Okay?

1081
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 2: So Amber and Harvey they've been married for thirty years.

1082
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 2: Amber's worried that the spice in the bedroom has gone

1083
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,960
Speaker 2: from the marriage, so she heads down to Bras and

1084
00:47:37,080 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 2: Things and picks up a pair of crutchless sundays. Sure,

1085
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:46,279
Speaker 2: it's not about me, and she takes them home and

1086
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 2: puts them on a standing in nothing but the crutchless Sundays.

1087
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 7: And Harvey comes home after a hard day's work, opens

1088
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 7: the door and Amber.

1089
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 2: Says, in a husky voice, a big boy, you want

1090
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 2: to get some of this? And Harvey has one look and.

1091
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 4: Says, no, that excellent.

1092
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: What it's done? You rudies an holy but a good podcab.

1093
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: I'll pay that one.

1094
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 4: Oh thank you, Bob Dish.

1095
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 7: It's twelve past eight. What's it like to be stuck

1096
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 7: in quarantine in a hotel? You know, it sounds sort

1097
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 7: of nice.

1098
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: It sounds relaxing for a couple of days, but imagine

1099
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: doing it for two weeks. Ugly Phil is in the

1100
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: midst of doing that We're going to cross to him

1101
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: next and see how is going.

1102
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 7: It's twelve past eight one on one point seven WSFM.

1103
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 7: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda. Sunny today, twenty degrees

1104
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 7: in the city, twenty one in our west. Right now

1105
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 7: it's ten degrees. It is twenty one past eight.

1106
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: Interesting that flights are now being diverted away from Melbourne

1107
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:50,480
Speaker 1: because their hotel call international flights because the hotel quarantine

1108
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:52,920
Speaker 1: can't be relied upon at the moment. There have been

1109
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: some cases that have been sparked from that. One person

1110
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: who's staying in a hotel in Sydney because he's just

1111
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: thrown in from London is radio legend friend of ours,

1112
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 1: Ugly Phil. Four days into quarantine. I thought we check

1113
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,960
Speaker 1: in with him. I feel, how are you?

1114
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 8: In the spirit of Will Ferrell, I think I'll be

1115
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,800
Speaker 8: known as Ugule Feel from now on Uguley.

1116
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: That's right, changed, Then the bernunciaans.

1117
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 8: That's exactly how are you?

1118
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 2: Guys're really well?

1119
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: So you've you've been living in London, so you've flown

1120
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: back into Sydney and I don't even understand the nature

1121
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,799
Speaker 1: of hotel lockdown, like are you allowed out of your room?

1122
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: Or they're police at the door. What happens, Well, no.

1123
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 8: There aren't, but you're not allowed out of the room.

1124
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 8: The whole thing was really surreal. Just to give you

1125
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 8: a quick idea of it. When I flew from London,

1126
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 8: you know the usual stress of getting on a plane,

1127
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 8: especially if flying economy, you know, you absolutely packed in,

1128
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 8: but there was nobody on there. There was about thirty

1129
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,280
Speaker 8: people on this massive plane. That was, you know, really surreal.

1130
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 8: It's a bit like a Stephen King film really, so

1131
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 8: that was unusual that, you know, you had enough room

1132
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 8: to move around. And then when we got to Australia

1133
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:58,440
Speaker 8: they take it really really seriously. You know, it was

1134
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 8: so different to the UK. We were. You know, we

1135
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 8: went through so many checks. I went through about thirteen

1136
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 8: checks then. And when you've gone through, you know, a

1137
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 8: nurse says to you, you know, how you're feeling, and

1138
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 8: do you feel unusual for a thirty hour flight. I

1139
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 8: think anybody feels unusual, but yeah, and then you go

1140
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 8: through the police checks and you get on the coach

1141
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 8: the army you're there. You've got to be wearing a mask.

1142
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 8: I wore a mask for about thirty hours and then

1143
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 8: they don't tell you where you're going, you know. I said,

1144
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 8: you know which hotel are we at?

1145
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 10: You know?

1146
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:29,400
Speaker 8: They said, I can't tell you. And then you get

1147
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 8: on the coach and no one speaks to you. When

1148
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 8: you're on the coach, you don't get the driver to

1149
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 8: tell you, and of course you don't really have any

1150
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 8: sense of where you are. So we came in around

1151
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 8: the back way and I thought, well, this doesn't look

1152
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,359
Speaker 8: like the YMCA. And then you come through the back

1153
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:44,480
Speaker 8: door of the hotel and then get more checks, more police,

1154
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 8: more masks. They individually take you members of the army,

1155
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,319
Speaker 8: then individually take you to your hotel room, and then

1156
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 8: you go and that's it. They see you in two weeks.

1157
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: So you can't even leave your Can you go to

1158
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: the gym, You can't go into the foyer, No.

1159
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 8: Can't go anywhere, no to stay. But I've just spent

1160
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 8: three months in Lockdown and East London, in a tiny

1161
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 8: flan in East London, so I knin'd of become used

1162
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 8: to the whole quarantine thing.

1163
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 4: Why don't they want you to know where you're going?

1164
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 5: I don't know.

1165
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 8: That was really weird. I have no idea. I mean,

1166
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 8: I'm sure they have reasons why they do it. And

1167
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 8: as I said, you know, akutos to the Australian government

1168
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 8: and the police and the army and the doctors because

1169
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:23,000
Speaker 8: they take it really seriously. And you know, that's the

1170
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 8: whole thing about this virus. You just can't underestimate, you know,

1171
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 8: the intensity of it. So but I don't know they

1172
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 8: you know, as I said, I was expecting to go

1173
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 8: to the YMCA, and I've been in a five star

1174
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:34,799
Speaker 8: hotel in years.

1175
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: So there's a knock at the door a couple of

1176
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: times a day and food arrived.

1177
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 8: You're not allowed to open the door, though, how do

1178
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 8: you get your food? They knock on the door and

1179
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 8: they leave it there for you, and you go and

1180
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 8: get it, and then you open the door and you go.

1181
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 8: When you look up and down the current door, you're

1182
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,480
Speaker 8: going to get bit of fresh air because you can't

1183
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 8: open the window either. That's the other thing.

1184
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: But then aren't you all breathing in each other's air?

1185
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 9: No?

1186
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 8: No, because well I think we're obviously spaced between doors.

1187
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: So are you just watching TV? What are you doing

1188
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 1: all day?

1189
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 8: Well, it's thirteen steps from my front door, from the

1190
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 8: door to the curtain, so I'm doing laps on that

1191
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 8: and I managed to before I knew I was going

1192
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 8: to be in quarantine. And because I do a bit

1193
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 8: of boxing when I do, you know, exercise. So I've

1194
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 8: got this belcrow strap that's attached to a rubber ball

1195
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 8: and it's got a sort of an elaster sized rope

1196
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 8: between it. So I walk around the room, you know,

1197
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 8: punching this rubber ball and you know, do stuff like

1198
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 8: that watching Telly. It's not so bad. Actually, everybody said

1199
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 8: to me, give me a ring if you're okay, But

1200
00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 8: it's you know, it's you get us and.

1201
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: Who pays for this, Well, it's taxpayers we desire, but

1202
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,120
Speaker 1: this is by but we should be paying for this

1203
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: because look at how well Australia's done as opposed to

1204
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: our unt I haven't done.

1205
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 4: So you know, you get a that's pretty good, isn't it.

1206
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 2: Really?

1207
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 8: Well, I'm not going to complain. You know, they give

1208
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,880
Speaker 8: me a hotel bill. Obviously I wasn't expecting that, but

1209
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 8: you know, exactly, it is great that they're able to

1210
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:59,960
Speaker 8: do this, but it's only people that have to come back,

1211
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:04,879
Speaker 8: Australian residents, you know, Australian citizens. I don't think it's

1212
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 8: outside of those you're allowed to actually come back in

1213
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,400
Speaker 8: the country. I'm mure if that's entirely correct. But you know,

1214
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 8: it's quite a camaraderie here as well, because where I'm

1215
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 8: staying there's a U shape, so we can see each

1216
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 8: other through the windows and I can see what the

1217
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 8: other people in quarantine are doing, so you know, we're

1218
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 8: sort of waving notes at each other and things like that.

1219
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 4: You me and you might find romance.

1220
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 8: You never know. Well, having heard you know, talking about

1221
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 8: the nude, you know, you know, maybe I could just

1222
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:33,280
Speaker 8: get something going on through the windows.

1223
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 7: You wouldn't go with your rubber ball on the mask

1224
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:40,359
Speaker 7: and then you're done for indecency and then you're extra

1225
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 7: died from Australia.

1226
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 4: Imagine.

1227
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 8: I think they have to be quite close to see

1228
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,160
Speaker 8: anything indecent with me.

1229
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,319
Speaker 2: Well, it's always a treat to talk to you. Phil.

1230
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 2: You look after yourself.

1231
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 6: Thank you.

1232
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,359
Speaker 2: I'll be on w a question. That's why you came back.

1233
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: We're very excited about that. So incub what's not incubate?

1234
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,439
Speaker 1: What's the word isolate? Well, and we'll see you before

1235
00:53:58,520 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: too long, Stu.

1236
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's right. So I've been with my Cambine in

1237
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,759
Speaker 8: a couple of weeks at Ugly Phil on air if

1238
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 8: you want to follow the Instagram stuff and the living

1239
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:07,440
Speaker 8: room back on Telly soon with the new location.

1240
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: Oh you've got it. Look at you.

1241
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 8: I've got it all.

1242
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: Okay, you must be very bored. We'll see you soon.

1243
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,359
Speaker 2: Good on you mate.

1244
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 8: Thanks later.

1245
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: There you go, Ugly Phil stuck in her isolation for

1246
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 2: two weeks.

1247
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 1: You know it sounds fun. For a day I would

1248
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 1: go back, you would, I'd be like to day, I'd

1249
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 1: love it, and then after that I'd be going mad.

1250
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 2: Do it?

1251
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 7: Coming up gets my goalies. You've got something in a

1252
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 7: case nine oh six one seven, nine eighty four. Also,

1253
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 7: it's back Jones's home. Lauren and I wiped the floor

1254
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,480
Speaker 7: of a kid last week.

1255
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: It was Katerina. She's in year six. You were very

1256
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: ungracious when you beat her at her own schoolwork. First

1257
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,879
Speaker 1: time you've won. You've been beaten by kids in year two.

1258
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 7: The tigers turned for the jere you go. It's a

1259
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 7: twenty seven wells WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy and a man.

1260
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 7: A nice looking morning, sunny, twenty degrees in the city,

1261
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 7: twenty one in our west right now, it's ten degrees.

1262
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 2: It is twenty two to nine.

1263
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:06,560
Speaker 4: The morning and out to stay in school and learned

1264
00:55:06,719 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 4: school to keep doing that.

1265
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:13,400
Speaker 1: Well, do you want to take on Brendan Jonesy jones

1266
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 1: in questions from your grade? Give us a call and

1267
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 1: take him on.

1268
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 4: I tell what I'm red hot right now? Well you

1269
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 4: want hotter than the roll?

1270
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:24,359
Speaker 1: And that you won once out of five weeks taking okay, well,

1271
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: taking you on? Today? We have a competitor called Tom.

1272
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,240
Speaker 1: He's ten years old, is in year five in Kellyville

1273
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: at Sherwood Ridge Public School.

1274
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 5: Hi?

1275
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 10: Tom?

1276
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: How are you good? Thank you?

1277
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 2: How are you? Johnny?

1278
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,040
Speaker 1: Very well?

1279
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:35,320
Speaker 2: Thank you?

1280
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 1: What's your favorite subject? Tom?

1281
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 2: Matt?

1282
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 1: Well, that separates you from Jonesy by a mile?

1283
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: Tom?

1284
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 4: Why does it have to be?

1285
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 1: John doesn't write the questions?

1286
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 5: I know?

1287
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 4: But why don't kids like art anymore?

1288
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: We'll see how you go. Now, Tom, You've got to

1289
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: be really loud and clear, and if you know the answer,

1290
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,600
Speaker 1: what do you call out?

1291
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 10: Tom?

1292
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: That's right in Jonesy? What do you call out?

1293
00:55:57,680 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 2: Jonesy?

1294
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,439
Speaker 1: All right? Question? Are you ready to stay? Tom?

1295
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1296
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 1: Let's see how we go? Question number one? What is

1297
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:15,279
Speaker 1: forty two divided by six? Tom a twelve? Oh no,

1298
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: it's not. What did you divided by six?

1299
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 2: Is?

1300
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:17,840
Speaker 1: Seven?

1301
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 2: Okay? Why did it go?

1302
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,280
Speaker 4: Did I get a chance to answer?

1303
00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jonesy, what's the answer?

1304
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 2: What did you say?

1305
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:27,400
Speaker 1: We have to let that one go? I? Sorry, quiz master,

1306
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:31,879
Speaker 1: I stuffed up. It's nil all okay? Question number two

1307
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 1: should have got that. Rachel started reading a book at

1308
00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 1: ten forty pm. One hour and ten minutes later, she stopped.

1309
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:51,920
Speaker 1: What time does she finish reading? Yes, Jonesy, eleven twenty No, Tomty, no,

1310
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,400
Speaker 1: not twelve fifty eleven fifty?

1311
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 4: How hard of these questions?

1312
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: It's still nil? You're fifty two, Brandon. Okay, here's our

1313
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: third question. If you get this right, you're the winner.

1314
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:07,479
Speaker 1: You're ready to go, Tom, Yeah, jones are you ready?

1315
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 1: Here we go? The cost of one milkshake is a

1316
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 1: dollar fifty? How much would you need to pay if

1317
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: I ordered five?

1318
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 4: Jonesy?

1319
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 1: Yes, Jonesy, No, come on you denote quickly?

1320
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,240
Speaker 9: No?

1321
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 2: No?

1322
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 4: Six dollars?

1323
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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Tom? Yes, Tom, Tom wi rob by your own brain? Tom,

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00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:39,440
Speaker 1: What a champion? You have got one hundred dollars to

1326
00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: spend at Bay Vista world famous desserts. At Bay Vista,

1327
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,520
Speaker 1: Parramatta and Bright Thessands. You also got bragging rights. We

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00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,440
Speaker 1: don't don't mean much. I have to tell you to

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00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 1: thank you, Tom, Tom.

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00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 2: Are you a genius?

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00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,760
Speaker 4: It's the shame of it. The smartest kid in the class.

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00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: I do love it. Thank you. If you want to

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00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: take on Jonesy, I.

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00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:04,360
Speaker 4: Got I was robbed. You robbed you, You robbed me.

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00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 1: How that first question?

1336
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 2: I would have got that you're supposed to give that question.

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00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: To me, and I would have got that you won't

1338
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: even you weren't even looking.

1339
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,800
Speaker 4: I hate this so bad.

1340
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:18,640
Speaker 1: Do you have a ghoul? I hate it so bad.

1341
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:21,520
Speaker 1: You're English? It's terrible. Do you have a GOOLI give

1342
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: us a quarter? About Hotline nine oh six one seven

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00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: nine eight four.

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00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 7: Seventeen to nine one of one point seven WSFM, Hello,

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00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 7: Area's Jonesy and the Man.

1346
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 2: A sunny today, twenty degrees in the city, twenty.

1347
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 4: One in our west. Right now it is ten degrees.

1348
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 4: It is ten to nine.

1349
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: Times good. We're the gool Is Hotline nine oh six

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00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: one seven nine eight four. You can call it any

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00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: time you like, anytime.

1352
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 9: What have we got my goolie is? Why is it

1353
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 9: that usually newsreaders, the weather presenter, just general radio chit chat.

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00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,560
Speaker 9: Why is it that everyone's under the assumption that we're

1355
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,640
Speaker 9: all looking forward to the hot weather, the summer weather.

1356
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 9: I personally love winter. It's not cold enough in my opinion.

1357
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 9: So what gifts my ghol is is I don't like

1358
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 9: the assumption that we're all waiting for hot days and

1359
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 9: warm weather.

1360
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 1: There you go, fair enough, because I'm a bit the same.

1361
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 1: I love winter far more than summer, and I look

1362
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:27,080
Speaker 1: forward to it getting colder. When everyone says all summer's

1363
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 1: on the.

1364
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 4: Wager, you're like more Tisha Adams opposites.

1365
00:59:30,880 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: Woman opposite's Warnerman, woman and woman, don't speak French and

1366
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:35,880
Speaker 1: kiss me on the arm.

1367
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 2: Right, Okay?

1368
00:59:39,440 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 4: With the badam with the good? Even bad doesn't money.

1369
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:42,919
Speaker 7: You can always call us nine oh six one seven

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00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 7: nine eighty four forgets my gulies. It's nine to night

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00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 7: WSFM one on what works o A WSFM.

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00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 4: Hello, there's judge, no matter. It's the first of July.

1373
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 2: That means the twenty twenty. This fun fest that we've

1374
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 2: had so far is halfway through.

1375
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: Only half way half way to aged.

1376
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,600
Speaker 2: MILLI hang on, everyone will be okay.

1377
01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:03,840
Speaker 7: Sunny today, twenty degrees in the city, twenty one in

1378
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 7: our west. Right now it's ten degrees.

1379
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,439
Speaker 4: It is five to nine.

1380
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,160
Speaker 1: A favorite caller email a Facebook friend wins a culinary

1381
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:13,840
Speaker 1: adventure package from Pere one Sidney Harbor, including a three

1382
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,800
Speaker 1: course dinner, a private chef's table experience, and a luck

1383
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: stay at a room overlooking Sidney Harbor with breakfast for two.

1384
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:21,960
Speaker 2: Whoa You also get to Jones. You Amuta, Te Tael

1385
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:22,400
Speaker 2: and Brandon.

1386
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 1: Yo, Yo, big celebrations. It is international joke day to day.

1387
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 7: This is your wheelhouse. You like telling the jokes, and

1388
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:32,080
Speaker 7: you have good and bad jokes. You have those horrible pun.

1389
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 2: Jokes which I'm not such a big fan of.

1390
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: Love you too.

1391
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 4: Then you rip out these great ones.

1392
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,120
Speaker 1: Two blokes are at the drunken end of a night out.

1393
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:45,560
Speaker 1: Suddenly one spews all over his new jacket. My wife

1394
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:50,040
Speaker 1: will kill me, he says, No, Brabla, says his mate,

1395
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,280
Speaker 1: blame me. Put fifty bucks in your top pocket and.

1396
01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 12: Say I spewed on you, and I was so horrified

1397
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 12: I gave you fifty bucks.

1398
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 1: So he goes home where his wife flings open the

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01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: door and sure enough gets stuck in look what you've

1400
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: done your new jacket. So he hands over the fifty

1401
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:11,040
Speaker 1: dollars and says, my embarrassed is bet? I mean he

1402
01:01:11,120 --> 01:01:13,280
Speaker 1: gave me the money? He said, well, hang on, there

1403
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: are two fifty notes here, and he says, yeah, he

1404
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: pooed my pants as well.

1405
01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 2: Gold that is rolled gold.

1406
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:23,960
Speaker 1: Well, the tribal drum was beating today. We wanted your

1407
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: best Cleanish joke. He's rocky from Blacktown.

1408
01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 6: He dreams, I'll do the bark.

1409
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 10: The other day, I say, Germany, Chevy were a whole heap.

1410
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 5: Of flies, and you know which tour fighting don't know?

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01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:44,760
Speaker 7: Simple, crude, elegant, effective.

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01:01:44,880 --> 01:01:48,800
Speaker 1: Friday yet that's enough. Don't forget living Rooms Back Friday

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01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:51,080
Speaker 1: nights and thirty on Channel ten. We are doing our

1414
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 1: show from the set of the living Room on Friday morning.

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01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 2: Miguel's going to cook for us.

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01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: Yes, Chris and Barry they'll be there as well.

1417
01:01:56,880 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 4: They'll be doing whatever they doing. What are you going

1418
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 4: to do for me?

1419
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: I'll just be there smiling and telling jokes.

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01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:04,600
Speaker 7: We'll be back again from six tonight with jam Nation.

1421
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:05,440
Speaker 7: We'll catch tomorrow.

1422
01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 2: See good day to you.

1423
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:08,439
Speaker 4: Well, thank god, that's over.

1424
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 8: Hood bite, good bite, wipe the two from your right.

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01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 1: A podcast of today's show is available to download from

1426
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.

1427
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:28,320
Speaker 2: All the cool Kids are doing It after one O

1428
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 2: one point seven w SM streaming on the free iHeartRadio

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01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 2: app