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<v Speaker 1>I Heart Podcasts.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Good Morning, Producer Rio, Good morning, Alex Culing, Good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello boys.

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<v Speaker 1>How's your day yesterday?

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<v Speaker 5>Pats Oh not so good.

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<v Speaker 6>I you know, I was talking on here the other

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<v Speaker 6>day about how magnificent my chili coon can was. Oh yeah, Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>I thought, I'm going to make it again because a family,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, there's so much reward when you slave away

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<v Speaker 6>in the kitchen all day and they actually enjoy.

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<v Speaker 5>What you cook. It gives me all the good feels,

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<v Speaker 5>so I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>And also, do you know what, Patsy, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>it's like. You're busy. You got you and your husband,

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<v Speaker 2>and you got a kid, you got a teenager. You

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<v Speaker 2>only need you just need to recycle your greatest hits,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you, Because it's one of the most boring things

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<v Speaker 2>about being grown up. It's a consot light. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>what are we going to do for dinner tonight? You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's constant, So you just need either can you just

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<v Speaker 2>need three to five dishes that run it like Nova

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<v Speaker 2>run a radio station. They've only got less of them,

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<v Speaker 2>and they've only got one great hit CD. They just

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<v Speaker 2>keep playing it every two hours. I was this one again.

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<v Speaker 2>They really like it chearing. Do your home meals like that?

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got a family.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm a bit of a one trick pony. So

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<v Speaker 6>mine is chili con cahn. So I thought I'll make

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<v Speaker 6>it yesterday, and I do it in the slow cooker.

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<v Speaker 6>It goes across six seven hours. It's magnificent, So.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not really slaving in the kitchen. The slow cooker

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Yeah, said I love that slow cooker, right,

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<v Speaker 2>become a recent convert to it.

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<v Speaker 1>You chuck it all and then you yay, you fix this.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm coming back in it in eight hours, and

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<v Speaker 2>this better be bloody nice.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's like it's like when your meals at a spa.

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<v Speaker 6>You have to treat it well. You have to every

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<v Speaker 6>now and again. Just give it a little massage, give

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<v Speaker 6>it a stir.

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<v Speaker 1>You do as you stir, you do a little tasted,

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<v Speaker 1>dunk some bread in it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 5>I speak to it nicely. Sangle once you do.

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<v Speaker 2>It, rub my slow cooker like it' said, work.

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<v Speaker 6>Your magic doing well anyway, So I thought I'd get

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<v Speaker 6>really clever.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's where I went wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>Yesterday, so as I was making the tomato mix, so

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<v Speaker 6>you put you put the mince in the big pot

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<v Speaker 6>of the slow cooker, and then you put this, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you put all your herbs and spices, yaddia with your

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<v Speaker 6>kidney beans and stuff. And I thought, oh, put it

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<v Speaker 6>into the magic bullet and really mix it well, blend

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<v Speaker 6>it blended up yeah, pure, Yeah, so it's all nice

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<v Speaker 6>and mushy.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I thought, I would.

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<v Speaker 2>You ever had a puret of kidney beans smoothie? It's

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<v Speaker 2>just someone in hospital. You can't operate that jaw, or

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's been intubated.

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<v Speaker 7>It's already quiet, sort of melded in a slow cooker

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<v Speaker 7>all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe food for teenager.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, you have to add just like three quarters of

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<v Speaker 5>a cup of hot water. And that's where I went

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<v Speaker 5>wrong because because because it was hot, because.

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<v Speaker 6>The contents were hot in the magic bullet after they're

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<v Speaker 6>done their mixing and stuff, I couldn't get the lid

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<v Speaker 6>off because it created like this suction from the woof

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<v Speaker 6>science experiment could not failed one, so I ran it

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<v Speaker 6>under co I ran the container under cold water to

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<v Speaker 6>try and cool it.

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<v Speaker 5>It wouldn't work. Of course, I tried a teatowel to

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<v Speaker 5>get it off.

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<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't work.

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<v Speaker 5>I had that time.

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<v Speaker 2>About the crowbie that you've got with all the weapons

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<v Speaker 2>of destruction in the cart boot.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, I was so desperate, and the Love God wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>at home working from home yesterday. So I knew Paul

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<v Speaker 6>next door, he's retired, he would be home.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, retired, Paul, you have no job. Therefore you will

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<v Speaker 2>work for me in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 6>And he's always out in his garden and he always

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<v Speaker 6>has a chat. So anyway, I went out there and

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<v Speaker 6>I said, Paul, can you can you help me?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't get this lid off? And then I noticed

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<v Speaker 5>that the baby was like, this is a trap.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't Ted Bundy use this ied bill sitting at bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of a pet Goddamn it for me once?

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<v Speaker 1>Perhaps we're spoken about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, poor Paul, he's got a little bit of arthritis.

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<v Speaker 5>Now he's getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Shop guy with authoritis, praise this dish of death off.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Paul couldn't get it, even if he.

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<v Speaker 7>Did get a patty it's got searing hot water inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Like in his eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>You were tired. You don't need those eyes. Paul soon

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<v Speaker 1>be dead.

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<v Speaker 6>He couldn't get it off, so I said, oh, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't know what to do, and he said, I'm so sorry,

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<v Speaker 6>and I said, no, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 5>So I couldn't make the chili chunk.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is it is?

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<v Speaker 2>It trapped in there?

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<v Speaker 5>So I just put it in the fridge. So it's

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<v Speaker 5>still in the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>You poor things.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to make another dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe today. Maybe today we will chili Cong Khan. If

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<v Speaker 6>the love God can get the lid off.

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<v Speaker 8>It's not U can you get can you bring it in?

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<v Speaker 2>We will try it tomorrow. Maybe a new challenge like

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<v Speaker 2>it Scalima. We invite listeners. If you prize the lid

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<v Speaker 2>off the Chili Cong Khn, you win a prize. It's

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<v Speaker 2>some of the Chili Cong Cohn. You know how worried

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<v Speaker 2>about this? The innocent person in this stories put Paul arthritis.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope it's all right, shout out.

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<v Speaker 4>The Paul Christian O'Connell show on podcast Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one of the team who works a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days in the office, a couple of days from home.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no problem with this. It's the way of

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<v Speaker 2>the future. Guys. However, the lady who is listening right now,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the senior team here on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just call her SJ.

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<v Speaker 2>She has sent me a what she must believe it's

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<v Speaker 2>a motivational message at start today's show. I also know

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<v Speaker 2>she's experimenting with AI. I actually believe she set up

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<v Speaker 2>something and she is asleep in bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just read out.

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<v Speaker 2>Has a human sent this or chat GPT just sort

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<v Speaker 2>of ping for my phone sorts sham went. Maybe she's

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<v Speaker 2>got some great feedback saying you're on fire today. What

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<v Speaker 2>it says is have a great midweek show.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank you. I hope everything's right down there in talky.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's chat GPT. Surely a human wouldn't send

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<v Speaker 1>another human that.

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<v Speaker 2>Who does this?

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<v Speaker 3>Jaw?

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<v Speaker 8>That's chatpity one point.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's it like four years ago. She's got the

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<v Speaker 2>beta max version. I know reception down in Torquay where

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<v Speaker 2>you live, s Jay isn't great, But have great midweek show?

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<v Speaker 2>Should I send this to the human in your contact

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<v Speaker 2>description the host O'Connell, Yes, send back to sleep and

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<v Speaker 2>talky bit Wow, find out guys. Put me out right now,

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<v Speaker 2>watch out, listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>I am on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Just being told to have a great midweek show and

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<v Speaker 2>please the shareholders has got me fired up.

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<v Speaker 1>Riho.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, Rio's just we're thinking about what's happened yesterday, the

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<v Speaker 2>nightmare with the chilicken compatsy and the dishes now in

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<v Speaker 2>the fridge, unable to get it open to enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night.

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<v Speaker 2>Rio's got so much of thoughts about the magic bullet

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<v Speaker 2>use here.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I was just fascinated because I've never heard of

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<v Speaker 7>it being whizzed up in a magic But far bit

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<v Speaker 7>from me to judge your cooking. So I looked on

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<v Speaker 7>the internet to see if there's any chili Konkhan recipes

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<v Speaker 7>that call for.

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<v Speaker 2>A traditionally the magic But there's the domain of smoothies. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>and you never had a kidney being smoothie? I mean

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<v Speaker 2>annimal like tomto mate. What was some fine father beans

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<v Speaker 2>in there?

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<v Speaker 8>I couldn't find any any recipes.

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<v Speaker 5>You get to catch up to min the Google.

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<v Speaker 2>All knowledge ever exists. Mix.

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<v Speaker 5>It's used to mix.

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<v Speaker 6>Why can't you just use the magic bullet the meat?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 8>Or which part of it are you wising.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the juice.

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<v Speaker 6>So the tomato puree, the tomato.

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<v Speaker 5>I just thought it.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it does the job of mixing. Why get

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<v Speaker 6>out the wooden spoon and a jug.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe something tomorrow we can we can now, Andrews, isn't

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<v Speaker 2>all this patsy and so actually get out the fridge.

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<v Speaker 2>What you should do is he ti up. Oh, don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to constrict it. It's going to tighten.

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<v Speaker 6>How am I going to do that though, because it's

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<v Speaker 6>got the mittal, you know, the whirly burli.

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<v Speaker 5>I can't put in the microwave because it all.

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<v Speaker 7>Could you put it in the hot water like a

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<v Speaker 7>baby's bottle?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, gently warm it up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that's a lot of faffing about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, at the moment, it's it's spin overnight in the

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<v Speaker 2>fridge and you can't get it out. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>drill into it and then suck it out with a

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<v Speaker 2>straw like a caprico chili con car I buy that

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<v Speaker 2>if there was some kind of meaty, a little proteincher

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<v Speaker 2>in the afternoon. You talk about when you around with

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<v Speaker 2>measurements and that last week I was meant making a

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<v Speaker 2>Nagi recipe of spaghetti bolognaise and she the recipes work

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<v Speaker 2>was to have three quarters of a cup of red wine,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I put in?

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<v Speaker 2>Half a bottle of bread wine. This is so good,

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<v Speaker 2>This is so good.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I should just walk.

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<v Speaker 2>I did increase nagis miserly three quarters a cup two

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<v Speaker 2>half a bottle white.

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<v Speaker 1>To breathalyze myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Later the Christian O'Connell show podcast, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Had one of those delivering ninjas yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I was in, I was in, I was in eyes

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<v Speaker 2>on the gates, and then I suddenly got that text

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<v Speaker 2>message we tried deliver your pastor, but u wel I

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<v Speaker 2>was in.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't ring the doorbell, you drove off.

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<v Speaker 2>You just choked that little note you want me to

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<v Speaker 2>come and get it from the depot. Absolute pain in

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<v Speaker 2>the backside.

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<v Speaker 7>That one of my friends chased them down once. My

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<v Speaker 7>friend Ollie, Oh my god, that's so great because it

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<v Speaker 7>happened to apparently like five or six times, and he

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<v Speaker 7>chased the guy down.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen those sort of like high ass vans

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<v Speaker 2>they drive around it. Yes, they delivery guys and it's

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<v Speaker 2>crammed in there. You hear that door open up, even

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<v Speaker 2>if you the back of the house is up running.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they half a second because I think

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<v Speaker 2>they're like targeted. Paul goes, they're on like very tight

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<v Speaker 2>unperformance bonuses where they have to live.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you see that slight.

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<v Speaker 2>You hear it slid, that slide door open right, the

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<v Speaker 2>music's blaring, or a podcast and then that you've seen

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<v Speaker 2>inside the back of that fan. It's I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how they know where everything is. Yes, yes, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>at the modern version of a Daily Santa slavesn't they

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<v Speaker 2>They dropped off in there? Guy last week who goes

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<v Speaker 2>to me who's regularly dropping souff up, not for me,

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<v Speaker 2>but for Sarah O'Connell, and he just went to me

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<v Speaker 2>another one for Sarah, and then he goes.

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<v Speaker 1>When will it end?

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<v Speaker 5>Ah?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're not the one paying for it, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been doing this breakfast show for at least a

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<v Speaker 2>thousand years. All right, let's get into this week's Dead

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<v Speaker 2>or Alive, where we ask you celebrities.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they dead or alive? If they're alive, good news.

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<v Speaker 2>If they passed away one full respectful wishes.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a celebrity you haven't thought about in all the world.

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<v Speaker 8>Do you think come.

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<v Speaker 4>Or live.

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<v Speaker 2>Previously on deader Alive, Patsy smashed this last week? Can

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<v Speaker 2>we keep the energy maybe a bit more up than

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<v Speaker 2>last week?

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy?

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<v Speaker 2>When every time someone had passed away was a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of this, Oh god, yeah they died of a broken

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<v Speaker 2>It was yes, you know, celebrating some Mary Fisher she

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<v Speaker 2>passed away. Actually a mom died you before.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe she probably died of a broken home. Did

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<v Speaker 1>that was the last one? Do you remember? Then? We went,

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<v Speaker 1>let's play Mondo Rotney, get your way out of that one.

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<v Speaker 1>DJ can't. She's got me. I'm tapping out choke hold?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? So are you ready to play? What about

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<v Speaker 1>this legend?

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<v Speaker 9>I tell you what?

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<v Speaker 2>Any bosses?

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<v Speaker 8>Anyone turning up the diers of.

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<v Speaker 1>Hawk? Bob Hawk dead alive? That's right, that's right, isn't he.

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<v Speaker 6>Doesn't he hold the record for drinking the fastest yard glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Sculling a yard glass? That's right?

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<v Speaker 2>Eleven seconds? Do we think it still remains? Because no

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<v Speaker 2>one respectsfully wants to be the guy that knocked Bob

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<v Speaker 2>out of the would be? Would it will be disrespectful

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<v Speaker 2>for to do that? George Foreman or dead of our

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<v Speaker 2>father effect s he's more remembered for not the Rumble

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<v Speaker 2>and the Jungle, one of the most incredible fights ever

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<v Speaker 2>agacet Mhammad Ali, but the George Foreman.

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<v Speaker 1>Machines fat, he is alive, He's alive, and were.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no, he's passed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure we passed away because I think we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about it in the last two years on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>like last year, which is screams of Katelin the producer.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I think it's sick away who passed away.

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<v Speaker 5>You want to throw.

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<v Speaker 1>March this year, this year.

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<v Speaker 2>This year, he under said he's wake, he's poor.

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<v Speaker 1>Family tuning in right now, going wait, he's come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Bodies, he's not out the grim Reaper in the ninth

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<v Speaker 2>for out good.

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<v Speaker 1>Old world heavyweight champion at forty five.

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<v Speaker 5>I think he was the oldest one billion kids as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well we had five, but I.

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<v Speaker 5>Mean nobody had more than that passed away.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't just make up like he's bad enough to say

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<v Speaker 2>that he's alive and now that he's he's on the

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<v Speaker 2>other side and he's he's fathering children.

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<v Speaker 1>Partisicator who made these lives up.

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<v Speaker 10>I apologized Door Foreman, he's dead. He did die much.

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<v Speaker 5>But he doesn't he.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it to us gently, George, because people might be

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<v Speaker 1>churning in right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe he'd been like George Foreman Junior because all.

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<v Speaker 1>Of his boys are called George Junior.

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he interviewed him. He so he told me he's

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<v Speaker 2>got like six seven kids. They're all boys, and he goes.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, how do you work out who's who he is?

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<v Speaker 2>They're all George? Yes, that way, you yelled, George, someone's coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk at one of them, all right? So, uh No,

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<v Speaker 2>sadly passed away, Edgie Van Hayleen, he's alive, passed away

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<v Speaker 2>five years ago. She did sad he was only sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>What about blood? The other producers are struggling with this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Clyde the yellow Labrador who played Marley in My I

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<v Speaker 2>Don't Want You Dog.

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<v Speaker 11>You're great dog, Marley.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I knew someone that could do a great

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<v Speaker 2>impersonation of Home Wilson. He got his very unique I

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<v Speaker 2>love him, which is a great comic character. He's a

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<v Speaker 2>very unique way of speaking to He's fifty percent to

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<v Speaker 2>his nose.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, great dog, Marley, You're a green god.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a heartbreak down dead alive, Clyde, It's probably it's

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<v Speaker 2>a dog passed away.

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<v Speaker 5>We not have those in the future. Please, no dogs only.

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<v Speaker 1>Is good news when it comes to dogs, Okay on

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<v Speaker 1>this show? Uh coolio? Bloody hell, we go from worse

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<v Speaker 1>to world Coolio.

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<v Speaker 8>It's a natural progression.

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<v Speaker 12>He has had yeah shot, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Three years ago. Yeah yeah yeah. Paradise, paradise Dinah Ross.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, now this is hard.

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<v Speaker 8>I think she has passed away.

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<v Speaker 5>So no, she has it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's still alive.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I reckon she hadn't. I googled it. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 5>she is still alive.

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<v Speaker 1>News the Sport, you're on it? Oh, she is well

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<v Speaker 1>and a live.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a great song by the way, now you

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<v Speaker 2>might be listening's going Christian? Surely Busi Kate and has

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<v Speaker 2>pulled out the stops for a big ending because last

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<v Speaker 2>week it fizzled out. Wow. What about the kid who

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<v Speaker 2>played Elliot's This is literally what she's written. The kid

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<v Speaker 2>who played Elliott in ET? Do you keep bother having

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<v Speaker 2>quick Google to find out his name? The kid who

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<v Speaker 2>played Elliot in ET? Is he dead or alive?

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<v Speaker 1>Game?

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<v Speaker 13>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>He's definitely alive.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he might be gone. Oh is he no? No,

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<v Speaker 1>he's stood on that bicycle go up in the sky.

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<v Speaker 2>He lives on the kid who played Elliot's in et.

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<v Speaker 1>Right on kid that played Eliot.

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<v Speaker 2>So we get the actual name of the dog Clyde

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<v Speaker 2>who died ten years ago, but not living the kid

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<v Speaker 2>who's now in his fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably great work, seem great.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate you busy people. You can't always call into

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<v Speaker 2>whatever we're talking on the show. You can email whenever

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<v Speaker 2>it suits you. Nothing we have a talk about the

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<v Speaker 2>show ever gets left completely behind me.

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<v Speaker 1>Call it late to the party late all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Your emails the late la PARTI kresh and I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you guys are well. Guys? Is everyone well?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm well?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a pretty good aren't they? Thank you absolutely, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Maria and I've been in Europe and

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<v Speaker 2>mainly Italy for the past six weeks. Lovely we missed

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<v Speaker 2>the show. In the morning, I am in Messina. I

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<v Speaker 2>wish you must have been in Sicily and whilst walking

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<v Speaker 2>around it cheme across a poster for a concert.

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<v Speaker 1>Guess who it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Your friend's Richie air Povori. I took a photo of

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<v Speaker 2>it and sent it to you straight away. I immediately

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<v Speaker 2>saw them and thought of the show. They are still

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<v Speaker 2>big in Italy and they were here in May, actually

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<v Speaker 2>in Sint Kilda and around Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, this belly we goes by. I don't play

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<v Speaker 1>this on my spots by list if you're wondering why.

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<v Speaker 2>I just happened to be a couple of months ago

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<v Speaker 2>in a wine shop and they were playing this song

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<v Speaker 2>and no one did hear it was I got out

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<v Speaker 2>Shazam held it up and then said the lady is

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<v Speaker 2>this a song? And she was like, see they're Italian

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<v Speaker 2>the people that own it, And I.

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<v Speaker 1>Said, who rischi Epavori?

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<v Speaker 2>She goes to sue people, And I said, this song

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<v Speaker 2>is amazing. What this is to me? Instant sugar hit.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. I've got no idea what they're singing about.

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<v Speaker 2>They could hate each other, they could be having a

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<v Speaker 2>big old domestic but like the melody gets me, man,

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<v Speaker 2>they are as good as Abba. Yes, I'd say, I

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<v Speaker 2>reckon rich Ebervori are better than Abba because less histronics.

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<v Speaker 2>She might sometimes Sweden. This This feels like it could

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<v Speaker 2>be a scene of Mayhem in a Tarantino movie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the kidder comes in. He's got his vengeance. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>he said to free as girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, thank you very much for that.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just suddenly realized just going into the U

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<v Speaker 2>rest of the album's coming up next.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's this for? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>This is Rick from rix Wine Tours. Now this is exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian. I was listening to the show Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>You were talking about you're planning to do a wine

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<v Speaker 2>tour till the Mornington Peninsula.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, i am.

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing some wine tens on the weekend down

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<v Speaker 2>that way with my wife and I was thinking this

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<v Speaker 2>would be great to do with the team.

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<v Speaker 1>And a load of our lovely listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>And basically, if you go out for our wine tour

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<v Speaker 2>for a day, taking a couple of wineries and a

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<v Speaker 2>long lunch, this is like for grown ups. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>going to challenge chocolate factory. Yes, and so that's what

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<v Speaker 2>we're calling it. The whiney wonk at all with me

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<v Speaker 2>and you be.

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<v Speaker 11>In no world do a fermentation zip the red raised

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<v Speaker 11>the wide shareer laugh and lose than.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Rick here from rix Wine Toss we are experts in

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<v Speaker 2>Mornington Wine Tours and have been operating for more than

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<v Speaker 2>six years. We would love to explore any opportunity to

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<v Speaker 2>work with you for this. Rick, Chief EXECU Officer of

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<v Speaker 2>Rick's Groups. His words not mine from this event. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>it's now been upgraded.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it's just a booze cruise. Tell everyone you

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<v Speaker 1>are taking part in an event. I've got an event

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<v Speaker 1>on this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>Major.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so you're right there, Rick hell of an name,

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<v Speaker 2>Rick Kreamer, mister Creamer, mister Creamer. Hey, guys, let's not

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<v Speaker 2>blow this deal on this event, ride out the water

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<v Speaker 2>to a childish show.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on now, it's mister Creamer to you as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm worried after a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Drinking, what's going to happen to our relationship and the listeners?

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<v Speaker 1>Really and Richard.

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<v Speaker 7>Creamer, I can't wait to taste the grape.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave everybody? Well, Well, we now went back to Paul.

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<v Speaker 2>Paula's got this email Chris and I hope it's not

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<v Speaker 2>too late. It's never too late to email the show

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<v Speaker 2>left behind less and I you know les, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>lez Let's and I were about fifteen years old at

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<v Speaker 2>high school Mordy High, on a school camp about forty

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<v Speaker 2>five years ago. The bus not for a toilet break.

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<v Speaker 2>We were talking in the loop. When we came out,

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<v Speaker 2>the bus had gone. This is how it was years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>They never did a head count.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't care. In fact, they were praying that they'd

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<v Speaker 1>lose a few of.

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<v Speaker 2>Those horrible nineteen eighties kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone, you can't read them. They're gone.

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<v Speaker 2>No would it taken it's forty five years to get

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<v Speaker 2>back and just been able to email me?

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<v Speaker 1>Hence why hold?

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<v Speaker 4>I said?

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it isn't too late. It's the world still standing.

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<v Speaker 2>We decided to go off track cross country through the bush,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, with our portable tape recorder a round

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<v Speaker 2>my listening to the ban the Eagles. After an hour

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<v Speaker 2>of walking down a hill, we came across finally a road,

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<v Speaker 2>only to see our bus put farther down.

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<v Speaker 1>We raced down the hill to find everyone just have

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<v Speaker 1>a lunch. No one had even noticed we got missing.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how it was. We weren't there, Christian and

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<v Speaker 2>I have an amazing name to share with you. There's

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<v Speaker 2>always an open invitation twenty four to seven per Last year,

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't a boring mandatory training course at work.

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<v Speaker 1>They are the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>Those constant ones.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to do.

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<v Speaker 7>What I've seen in your emails, there's quite a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Red angry units.

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<v Speaker 2>I've missed many many modules the training for this course.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian had an electrifying, an incredible name, Jack double barreled

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<v Speaker 2>Power hyphen Shock. I hope he was doing like an

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<v Speaker 2>OHS one I've got mamby had Walker music, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the Power hyphen Shock, Powerie and Shock. Christian, I have

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<v Speaker 2>no idea this was a stage name. We've seen a

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<v Speaker 2>stage name to do training, of course is a stage

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<v Speaker 2>Tom all the Way in Birmingham, home of the late

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<v Speaker 2>great Osians Born Tom. Thank you very much for listening

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<v Speaker 2>to the podcast. All suponant the show as well. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much your emails. As always is never ever

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<v Speaker 2>like Paula too late to email the show, but anything

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<v Speaker 2>we talk about Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com do.

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<v Speaker 4>Au Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, it's Wednesday, it's the middle of the week. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>imagine a Wednesday. It's halftime. Are you winning or losing

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<v Speaker 2>your week so far? We call it the midweek scores.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us know how this week is going. So far

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<v Speaker 2>fe you would you say you're winning or losing? Let

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<v Speaker 2>me know text me oh four seven five three one

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<v Speaker 2>oh four three giant l all over me. Probably smell

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<v Speaker 2>of it today as it came into it. Guys, and

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize. I have tried to sprits and spray, but

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. Sometimes a stench of loser. You know, I

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<v Speaker 2>told you we are we're moving home. We're downsizing now.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife and I are empty nest to so in

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<v Speaker 2>the new downsized place we're moving to at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the year, there's no room for me to have

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<v Speaker 2>a even a small desk.

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<v Speaker 1>In an office.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm reduced to at the moment speaking to companies

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<v Speaker 2>that do that. You know, this big business. During COVID,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people had these like pods studios, yes, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They're called garden studios.

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<v Speaker 2>Now a garden studio. However, because the dimensions that I've

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<v Speaker 2>now been whittled down to by my wife, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>making such which is two meters by two meters.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh no, sorry, that's not any no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of them are saying anything, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>I've contracted so many companies to do this, They've all

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<v Speaker 2>most of them said, so far, we don't go down

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<v Speaker 2>that small because you know why, we don't make cells

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<v Speaker 2>for Guantanamo Bay. I'm looking for a garden Ganao Bay cell.

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<v Speaker 2>Next year's the biggest year of my career. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to be running a national radio show from a cell

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<v Speaker 2>in the garden two meters by two meters. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be doing meetings and business deals. And they'll be like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in a small shed. You just stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been kidnapped?

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<v Speaker 7>Is this strictly due to the size of the house

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<v Speaker 7>or is this because Sarah has.

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<v Speaker 5>You're allotted space.

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<v Speaker 2>I never even thought about this. She always she now

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<v Speaker 2>worked going to contain me twenty seven years in marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>She's cracked it. Now there's simply no room area over there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, some flowers are going to go. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a dog's bed. Now we've allocated. They're whopping two meters

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<v Speaker 2>two meters by two meters. I've got to get Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I can gaze somehat. Seriously, you will not be at

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<v Speaker 2>a house a prisoner in there, but your husband running

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<v Speaker 2>a national radio show from a two by two meters sell.

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<v Speaker 8>That violates the Geneva Convention.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I hire someone as a lawyer. Have I got

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<v Speaker 2>rights or did I sign them away at the marriage?

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<v Speaker 2>All to twenty seven years ago? So yeah, absolute losing

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<v Speaker 2>at the moment companies ago. Wait did we misread the

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<v Speaker 2>emails at that time? But you don't mean two by two?

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<v Speaker 5>I bet you still need counsel approval for it, though.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think even the council would care about that.

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<v Speaker 2>What is this a dog kennel?

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<v Speaker 1>My wife was what it was a It's a sort

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<v Speaker 1>of garden potting shed.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't even have a window. It doesn't even have

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<v Speaker 2>a window. There's a slight sort opening through the door. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly it was a potting shed. And then my wife

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<v Speaker 2>even said with that, she was like that roof looks

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit high. I fall into it like an

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<v Speaker 2>animal when man you be happy, Sarah? So yeah, just

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<v Speaker 2>just losing life. It's gonna get weak too hot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm to do about air on Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>The challenge me next year isn't going to be befriending Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be surviving in that cell. That's even

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<v Speaker 2>if I find a company that want to be involved

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<v Speaker 2>in this death project, No one will take it on, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>How's your week go? And hopefully you're doing better?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty good, pretty good, started very well. But look, book

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<v Speaker 1>weake for.

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<v Speaker 12>Any with young children, book wake is upon us and

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<v Speaker 12>that main stress.

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<v Speaker 1>Not so much for me, A bit more for Bonnie though.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>She had to source some kimono's kimonos.

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<v Speaker 2>K kimono. Come on, you're a man of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Where they going some shogun?

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<v Speaker 1>But I haven't. I don't have the hard to say.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's kimono kimo but they're something kimonos.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's see, that's the bogan version. It is just

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<v Speaker 2>a dressing gown nine only flammable dressing gown kimono.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. Marketplace has come to the rescue once again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh great, you're getting your kids. Second, and kimonas you know,

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<v Speaker 2>some old guys get anybody who's kimonos. They came under

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<v Speaker 2>the kimono.

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<v Speaker 12>So they had to get into the car last night,

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<v Speaker 12>Body and the girls and drive over to Port Melbourne

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<v Speaker 12>and they found one for I think it was thirty

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<v Speaker 12>five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the real ones are silk, can't they? Yeah? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and this one apparently just came from Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>Was sure yeah, yeah, straight down off the docks.

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<v Speaker 1>At Port Melbourne, straight from Japan.

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<v Speaker 7>I actually do believe that because when I came back

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<v Speaker 7>from my Japan trip in twenty eighteen, I thought, you

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<v Speaker 7>know what I'll get, you know what I'll wear all

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<v Speaker 7>the time, a traditional active Japanese kimono. So I brought

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<v Speaker 7>a full proper silk kimona, thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a dragon, No it's a dragon scene or is played.

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<v Speaker 7>It was a white one like a classy geisha would wear.

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<v Speaker 7>I looked for you, lordie, but obviously never warned. Again,

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<v Speaker 7>you just get caught up in that holiday definitely where.

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<v Speaker 1>They go about that exactly.

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<v Speaker 12>And the other one came from docklands, so probably were

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<v Speaker 12>just off the boat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not too sure. But going as well.

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<v Speaker 12>They've got this wonderful little book it's about traditional dress in.

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<v Speaker 1>Japan and they love it.

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<v Speaker 12>They read all the time, and they really desperately wanted

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<v Speaker 12>to go dressed as these little Japanese girls dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>What they're putting on their feet because they were those

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like wooden clo some slides.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we haven't got that far.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, ba cat round portmow we getting second andthongs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's this morning's job, they're blowing a plug or something

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember last year we had some great stories about

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<v Speaker 2>book week True.

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<v Speaker 14>Together a black crape paper witch costume, which was lovely

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<v Speaker 14>until morning racist when it rained and all the dye

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<v Speaker 14>ran off.

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<v Speaker 3>In her wisdom, my mom dressed me as a bright

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<v Speaker 3>green Winfield Green's partner cigarettes. My cousins in prip and

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<v Speaker 3>her dad forgot it was a Drifts update, so he

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<v Speaker 3>grabbed a babe bar, put some holes in the side,

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<v Speaker 3>stuck it over her head and pulled her arms out

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<v Speaker 3>where he put the holes when she went as a

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<v Speaker 3>slabber beer.

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<v Speaker 2>Those last two the Windfield Green Cigarettes and the VB

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<v Speaker 2>slab of Bear the two Hall of Famer calls. If

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<v Speaker 2>you've got any stories about outfits for well, I say

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<v Speaker 2>about outfits in italics again quotation marks.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, fantastic news for listener, Sarah. Christian, I'm definitely I

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<v Speaker 2>found out unpregnant after over a year doing fertility treatment.

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<v Speaker 2>The best of yours. Congratulations, Sarah, amazing news camera and Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm winning filled up the car before I went up

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<v Speaker 2>to two dollars a liter.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Why you're driving out late at night. That the

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<v Speaker 1>guys on.

0:30:26.925 --> 0:30:28.925
<v Speaker 2>The ladder changing the money before they do it. The

0:30:29.245 --> 0:30:32.525
<v Speaker 2>amounts Christian. Most garden sheds are bigger than your new

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<v Speaker 2>home office. They're three my three? Can we just move

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<v Speaker 2>on night?

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing funny about Okay, guys.

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<v Speaker 7>I had to look on Google images for two by

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<v Speaker 7>two ships and you can barely you can barely stand

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<v Speaker 7>up there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too so by the time you fat a tiny

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<v Speaker 2>desk in there and a chair you're going to be

0:30:48.965 --> 0:30:52.165
<v Speaker 2>that door will open and hit the desk chair. You

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<v Speaker 2>know in these photos it holds one bike. It's the

0:30:57.805 --> 0:31:01.285
<v Speaker 2>footprint of a king sized bed. We've worked out cells

0:31:01.405 --> 0:31:04.285
<v Speaker 2>that people have murdered people are in are bigger than

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<v Speaker 2>my next home office.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the context that I'm living out.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, most companies don't trifle with things that small.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would they? Why would they? Patsy? How's your week?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you winning or losing?

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<v Speaker 2>One?

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<v Speaker 6>Definitely winning. We've had a great week. We've got some

0:31:18.045 --> 0:31:22.845
<v Speaker 6>great family news yesterday. So my brother who has been

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<v Speaker 6>fighting cancer for the last ten years, he's doing this

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<v Speaker 6>amazing trial at Petermack Hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>That one an amazing place.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, they are absolutely phenomenal and it's given him a

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<v Speaker 6>new lease of life. And the trial has been so

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<v Speaker 6>successful on Carl and the other twelve or thirteen participants

0:31:39.165 --> 0:31:42.565
<v Speaker 6>that they're unraveling it to other patients as well, Like,

0:31:42.605 --> 0:31:45.685
<v Speaker 6>it's just phenomenal, this treatment. It's out of the US anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is it is it? Is it a new

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<v Speaker 1>kind of medication or advanced drug.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's a new chemo drug and it is just phenomenal,

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<v Speaker 6>and you know it ebbs and flows. It's like an

0:31:55.885 --> 0:31:58.965
<v Speaker 6>emotional roller coaster. And he's been so stoic. He's been

0:31:59.005 --> 0:32:02.645
<v Speaker 6>such an inspiration Karl, and we have you know, I

0:32:02.685 --> 0:32:06.445
<v Speaker 6>have the same cancer that he still has ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>But he's fight unfortunately, is continuing on. And and we

0:32:10.525 --> 0:32:12.285
<v Speaker 6>did get a heads up a couple of weeks ago

0:32:12.365 --> 0:32:15.565
<v Speaker 6>when he you know, he's going there every two three weeks.

0:32:15.605 --> 0:32:19.325
<v Speaker 6>He can't do anything, can't barely pass wind without the

0:32:19.365 --> 0:32:21.165
<v Speaker 6>team knowing, Like it's very strict.

0:32:21.805 --> 0:32:25.605
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he's not fine, Love Melbourne. It's a beautiful heart, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't need to know about the flash. He's fighting cancer,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't he fight his system on the radio going hey listen,

0:32:32.525 --> 0:32:36.005
<v Speaker 2>he can't even shut without a warning signal at Peter

0:32:36.165 --> 0:32:43.005
<v Speaker 2>mac it's not Carl again, puff Puff's Carl.

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<v Speaker 5>It's very strict.

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<v Speaker 6>But anyway, his last appointment a couple of weeks ago,

0:32:46.565 --> 0:32:50.565
<v Speaker 6>scans didn't look so good and we were told to

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<v Speaker 6>sort of kind of prepare ourselves because it may may

0:32:52.845 --> 0:32:53.325
<v Speaker 6>not be good.

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<v Speaker 5>When he did the follow up yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>So you know, when your medical experts tell you that,

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<v Speaker 6>you take notice and you think, okay, you know, let's

0:33:01.485 --> 0:33:04.005
<v Speaker 6>pick ourselves up again and get ready for what this

0:33:04.125 --> 0:33:06.205
<v Speaker 6>next challenge is going to be and how we can

0:33:06.245 --> 0:33:09.645
<v Speaker 6>best support him. And you know, you feel like you're

0:33:09.685 --> 0:33:11.845
<v Speaker 6>a cat with nine lives and you're getting all these

0:33:11.925 --> 0:33:14.125
<v Speaker 6>chances and you think, you know, is this going to

0:33:14.205 --> 0:33:18.885
<v Speaker 6>be it? Anyway, Luckily it wasn't. So even the experts

0:33:18.965 --> 0:33:22.085
<v Speaker 6>and specialists, his whole team couldn't believe it. He said,

0:33:22.085 --> 0:33:24.805
<v Speaker 6>he hadn't even sat down in the professor's office and

0:33:24.805 --> 0:33:27.285
<v Speaker 6>he said, well, guess what, it hasn't spread. And so

0:33:27.445 --> 0:33:30.805
<v Speaker 6>we were just it was just the most pleasant surprise

0:33:31.005 --> 0:33:31.965
<v Speaker 6>because we were.

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<v Speaker 5>You hope for the best, but you prepare for the.

0:33:35.045 --> 0:33:40.925
<v Speaker 6>Worst in those situations. Yeah, so just absolutely on top

0:33:40.965 --> 0:33:42.645
<v Speaker 6>of the world. And I'm sure we all had a

0:33:42.685 --> 0:33:46.125
<v Speaker 6>really heavy sleep last night, so much so that I

0:33:46.165 --> 0:33:47.605
<v Speaker 6>slept through my alarm this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>So I had such a lovely relaxing.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd have understood if you just missed today's show. So

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<v Speaker 2>I much love to your brother as well.

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<v Speaker 8>Mate.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so really really great day.

0:33:56.765 --> 0:34:00.525
<v Speaker 6>And you know, it's just he's got another chance again.

0:34:00.765 --> 0:34:03.805
<v Speaker 6>So it's like he's got that freedom to choose of

0:34:04.085 --> 0:34:06.605
<v Speaker 6>I said, you know, you and Cheryl, my sister in law.

0:34:06.605 --> 0:34:08.645
<v Speaker 6>I said, you need to do something special this week.

0:34:08.884 --> 0:34:10.884
<v Speaker 6>You need to go out for dinner and celebrate it.

0:34:11.205 --> 0:34:12.725
<v Speaker 2>He needs to do in all seriences is go and

0:34:12.805 --> 0:34:15.565
<v Speaker 2>treat himself a fart yeah, and.

0:34:15.605 --> 0:34:16.485
<v Speaker 8>Not have to tell anyone.

0:34:16.765 --> 0:34:19.445
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, enjoy it, not be a problem for

0:34:19.525 --> 0:34:23.565
<v Speaker 2>the team that Peter mack a whole specious team on that,

0:34:23.645 --> 0:34:28.405
<v Speaker 2>you know, just a celebratory one. Other cars you can buy.

0:34:28.445 --> 0:34:30.205
<v Speaker 6>But he said, you know what, I'm just I'm just

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<v Speaker 6>going to do exactly what I do because I've been

0:34:32.405 --> 0:34:35.605
<v Speaker 6>given this gift to just have and it is you.

0:34:35.605 --> 0:34:37.965
<v Speaker 6>You just enjoy all those regular you see the beauty

0:34:38.285 --> 0:34:39.964
<v Speaker 6>in the regular things of life.

0:34:40.045 --> 0:34:41.445
<v Speaker 2>Fame my god, you're right, I bet you.

0:34:41.325 --> 0:34:43.925
<v Speaker 6>You know a lot of people listening who are going

0:34:43.965 --> 0:34:46.045
<v Speaker 6>through it and family members who are going through it

0:34:46.045 --> 0:34:48.645
<v Speaker 6>will relate to that where you know, just hanging a

0:34:48.685 --> 0:34:50.645
<v Speaker 6>light of washing out because you can.

0:34:50.885 --> 0:34:52.685
<v Speaker 5>That's what it's about. So yeah, I had a great,

0:34:52.725 --> 0:34:53.805
<v Speaker 5>great day yesterday.

0:34:53.885 --> 0:34:56.885
<v Speaker 2>What a beautiful story of hope as well, because you're right,

0:34:56.925 --> 0:34:58.565
<v Speaker 2>there'll be a lot of people listening right now are

0:34:58.565 --> 0:35:01.965
<v Speaker 2>on their own cancer treatment journey, Pansy. So stories like that,

0:35:02.005 --> 0:35:04.285
<v Speaker 2>we know all the other ones, but they're also stories

0:35:04.325 --> 0:35:06.685
<v Speaker 2>like your brother actually, and it's very very important to

0:35:06.685 --> 0:35:08.925
<v Speaker 2>remember those as well, because that is an incredible.

0:35:09.005 --> 0:35:12.685
<v Speaker 5>Living with cancer. So it's not necessarily having his life.

0:35:12.805 --> 0:35:15.484
<v Speaker 6>Yes, you can live with cancer and you can lead

0:35:15.565 --> 0:35:19.364
<v Speaker 6>full lives, and that's what he's doing. He's grasping every opportunity,

0:35:19.445 --> 0:35:20.445
<v Speaker 6>making the most of it.

0:35:20.685 --> 0:35:22.325
<v Speaker 5>And yeah, I'm thrilled.

0:35:22.365 --> 0:35:24.525
<v Speaker 1>Beautiful stuff, Patsy, and much love to your brother Karl.

0:35:25.005 --> 0:35:28.245
<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:35:28.605 --> 0:35:30.485
<v Speaker 2>Christian I went in a week I have just won

0:35:30.925 --> 0:35:35.125
<v Speaker 2>the Australian New Zealand Makeup Artist of the Year twenty five.

0:35:35.245 --> 0:35:39.364
<v Speaker 2>He congratulations. I was in the Herald Sunny yesterday and

0:35:39.565 --> 0:35:41.605
<v Speaker 2>was referred to as a mogul.

0:35:42.765 --> 0:35:44.725
<v Speaker 1>Oh, that is a great word. You know whatal you

0:35:44.725 --> 0:35:46.565
<v Speaker 1>see like media mobile, don't you?

0:35:46.925 --> 0:35:51.525
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yeah, come get much better than that a makeup mogul. Congratulations,

0:35:51.525 --> 0:35:53.924
<v Speaker 2>that's great news. Some lovely messages for your brother, Carl

0:35:53.925 --> 0:35:57.165
<v Speaker 2>Patsy a couple of saying Keith going Carl, which is lovely.

0:35:57.325 --> 0:36:02.085
<v Speaker 2>We were talking about shabby and improvised outfits for book week.

0:36:02.405 --> 0:36:05.725
<v Speaker 2>I think, you know, to defend parents. What often happens

0:36:05.725 --> 0:36:08.005
<v Speaker 2>with bookwik is the kid reminds mum and dad and

0:36:08.085 --> 0:36:11.285
<v Speaker 2>about seven pm. And so that's why you have these

0:36:11.285 --> 0:36:14.005
<v Speaker 2>shabby outfits. It's not like they'd love to screw up

0:36:14.005 --> 0:36:16.565
<v Speaker 2>your life. And twenty years later you chatting to a

0:36:16.605 --> 0:36:19.405
<v Speaker 2>therapist that they made me dress as a power ranger

0:36:19.445 --> 0:36:22.405
<v Speaker 2>with it's a matchbox rise. You know, it's because you

0:36:22.525 --> 0:36:24.884
<v Speaker 2>let them know. I've been through that to where suddenly goes, oh,

0:36:25.365 --> 0:36:25.924
<v Speaker 2>for got to tell.

0:36:25.845 --> 0:36:27.885
<v Speaker 1>This book week? When is it next week? Tomorrow?

0:36:28.005 --> 0:36:31.365
<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow? That's where you sees so many in like bin bags.

0:36:33.285 --> 0:36:34.445
<v Speaker 1>So you got around the house.

0:36:34.525 --> 0:36:38.685
<v Speaker 2>Here goes do you start rummaging around Christian? When I

0:36:38.685 --> 0:36:40.565
<v Speaker 2>was a kid, I did let my mum know the

0:36:40.685 --> 0:36:43.444
<v Speaker 2>night before, but she actually made me an amazing set

0:36:43.485 --> 0:36:48.245
<v Speaker 2>of armor for bookweek immediately from those aluminium barbecue tins

0:36:48.285 --> 0:36:51.765
<v Speaker 2>and foil Oh wow, a night of the realm arise,

0:36:51.885 --> 0:36:58.645
<v Speaker 2>Sir Galahad. That's from Michael. I'm curious to know if

0:36:58.685 --> 0:37:01.605
<v Speaker 2>anyone else has a small office like me. It is

0:37:01.645 --> 0:37:03.685
<v Speaker 2>actually sort of thing Michael Scott would be first of

0:37:03.725 --> 0:37:08.205
<v Speaker 2>riches to or David Brent in the office where he

0:37:08.285 --> 0:37:11.165
<v Speaker 2>got demoted. No, but he was telling himself it's actually

0:37:11.205 --> 0:37:14.965
<v Speaker 2>a promotion to have a to surrender something to the

0:37:15.285 --> 0:37:17.805
<v Speaker 2>greater good of the workforce, to take up less space.

0:37:18.285 --> 0:37:20.645
<v Speaker 2>So we're downsize and we're moving and there's no room

0:37:20.645 --> 0:37:22.525
<v Speaker 2>for me to have a desk in the in the

0:37:22.565 --> 0:37:25.165
<v Speaker 2>new down science house. So I'm trying to find if

0:37:25.845 --> 0:37:28.965
<v Speaker 2>someone I can get one of these garden pots garden

0:37:29.005 --> 0:37:31.885
<v Speaker 2>studios for the desk in and stuff like that. The

0:37:31.965 --> 0:37:33.805
<v Speaker 2>size that I was told by my wife it was

0:37:33.885 --> 0:37:36.404
<v Speaker 2>three by two. She's now saying it's two by two

0:37:36.765 --> 0:37:41.085
<v Speaker 2>I mapped out in the kitchen yesterday is more like.

0:37:41.285 --> 0:37:42.925
<v Speaker 1>Seriously, cells are bigger.

0:37:43.325 --> 0:37:47.404
<v Speaker 7>I actually have an interesting fact on that solitary confinement

0:37:47.565 --> 0:37:51.364
<v Speaker 7>cells in the UK are two by three meters, which

0:37:51.405 --> 0:37:54.245
<v Speaker 7>is much third bigger than yourself.

0:37:54.565 --> 0:37:56.605
<v Speaker 8>In Australia, solitary confinement is.

0:37:56.605 --> 0:38:00.325
<v Speaker 7>Almost three times the size of yourself, and it is

0:38:00.445 --> 0:38:03.045
<v Speaker 7>actually in violation of the Geneva Convention.

0:38:03.845 --> 0:38:08.125
<v Speaker 2>I need a lawyer to represent me speaking to my

0:38:08.205 --> 0:38:09.285
<v Speaker 2>wife because.

0:38:09.045 --> 0:38:11.005
<v Speaker 8>That has to be six square foot.

0:38:11.445 --> 0:38:14.045
<v Speaker 2>So I'm looking at a hire a lawyer, now, can it?

0:38:14.085 --> 0:38:16.565
<v Speaker 2>Can they help me serve a ritz tonight at tea

0:38:16.645 --> 0:38:20.645
<v Speaker 2>time on my wife that I need bigger? Has anyone

0:38:20.725 --> 0:38:23.885
<v Speaker 2>got a tiny office either two by two or three

0:38:24.085 --> 0:38:24.605
<v Speaker 2>by two?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Please let me know.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian, have you thought about just getting a caravan as

0:38:31.965 --> 0:38:35.885
<v Speaker 2>an office? Where am I water white? So I'm dealing

0:38:35.925 --> 0:38:38.565
<v Speaker 2>out the back of it? He was about the similar

0:38:38.645 --> 0:38:43.444
<v Speaker 2>age to me. I believe well he just broke anna.

0:38:43.565 --> 0:38:44.325
<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much.

0:38:44.325 --> 0:38:46.245
<v Speaker 2>Here, I'll just park up a caravan and start doing

0:38:46.285 --> 0:38:48.725
<v Speaker 2>business on the back of that. Actually, don't mind that

0:38:48.805 --> 0:38:53.085
<v Speaker 2>idea driving around all the producers. We could go drive

0:38:53.165 --> 0:38:55.965
<v Speaker 2>us off for our meetings, pull up somewhere, you know.

0:38:56.205 --> 0:38:57.205
<v Speaker 1>Actually quite nice.

0:38:57.325 --> 0:38:59.245
<v Speaker 8>You've wrote a lot of your book in your card.

0:38:59.205 --> 0:38:59.485
<v Speaker 9>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I guess it's an upgrade, isn't It was

0:39:01.405 --> 0:39:03.925
<v Speaker 2>in the dark days of Lockdown. Do you remember the

0:39:04.325 --> 0:39:06.285
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, remember the five k radius?

0:39:06.605 --> 0:39:08.845
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, oh.

0:39:09.525 --> 0:39:13.165
<v Speaker 2>Shiver down there, good time? Oh yeah, I moved to

0:39:13.205 --> 0:39:15.965
<v Speaker 2>the most Liverpool city in the world that waits suddenly

0:39:17.165 --> 0:39:19.005
<v Speaker 2>under two years it was the most lockdown one in

0:39:19.045 --> 0:39:24.685
<v Speaker 2>the world. Anyhow, any who's twenty twenty five guys?

0:39:24.765 --> 0:39:25.485
<v Speaker 1>Is over all?

0:39:25.565 --> 0:39:25.725
<v Speaker 8>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>What about this week on the show Weddings and Funeral Stories.

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<v Speaker 11>Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate

0:39:35.045 --> 0:39:39.685
<v Speaker 11>Christian O'Connell's funeral and wedding week.

0:39:41.845 --> 0:39:44.884
<v Speaker 2>Are so many great stories this week on the show

0:39:44.965 --> 0:39:46.165
<v Speaker 2>for weddings and funerals.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much.

0:39:46.925 --> 0:39:50.485
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's been emailing in, like this one from Terry Roberts.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband Pauline got married Saturday six of October nineteen ninety.

0:39:55.765 --> 0:39:59.845
<v Speaker 2>Footy fans may remember this significant date. Colinwood and Essendon

0:39:59.925 --> 0:40:03.725
<v Speaker 2>drew the AFL Grand Finals, so the replay got scheduled

0:40:03.965 --> 0:40:06.405
<v Speaker 2>on our wedding day. Well, I think it was just

0:40:06.485 --> 0:40:08.405
<v Speaker 2>happened to be. They didn't go best day to do

0:40:08.445 --> 0:40:09.884
<v Speaker 2>the This is on Terry.

0:40:09.565 --> 0:40:11.605
<v Speaker 1>And Paulan's wedding day.

0:40:12.925 --> 0:40:15.605
<v Speaker 2>Our wedding's a three pm on my husband's family, plus

0:40:15.605 --> 0:40:16.485
<v Speaker 2>a lot of our guests.

0:40:16.285 --> 0:40:18.525
<v Speaker 1>Were mad Collinwood or Essendon fans.

0:40:18.965 --> 0:40:21.325
<v Speaker 2>So there I was walking down the aisle with my dad,

0:40:21.365 --> 0:40:23.205
<v Speaker 2>who here comes to Briane. I need to see half

0:40:23.245 --> 0:40:27.285
<v Speaker 2>the guests. It was nineteen ninety with little transistor radios pressed,

0:40:27.325 --> 0:40:31.884
<v Speaker 2>so there is not even watching me. And to top

0:40:31.885 --> 0:40:34.005
<v Speaker 2>it off, the very first words out of the priest's

0:40:34.045 --> 0:40:35.925
<v Speaker 2>mouth that the altar were welcome.

0:40:36.205 --> 0:40:38.285
<v Speaker 1>Does anyone know the scurse? Ah?

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<v Speaker 8>Fair enough?

0:40:40.165 --> 0:40:43.285
<v Speaker 2>Are you liking that, Patsy? We're getting a lot of Ah.

0:40:43.285 --> 0:40:46.844
<v Speaker 2>It's look a little soundtrack talk about being second best

0:40:46.885 --> 0:40:49.045
<v Speaker 2>at your own wedding. At least Collingwood won, so the

0:40:49.125 --> 0:40:51.805
<v Speaker 2>Roberts family had something to celebrate at the reception. Why

0:40:51.805 --> 0:40:53.805
<v Speaker 2>at least that you had that going for you. This

0:40:53.885 --> 0:40:57.205
<v Speaker 2>comes from someone who wants to be known as Francine,

0:40:57.645 --> 0:41:00.445
<v Speaker 2>wants to be known as Yeah, Christian, Please don't they

0:41:00.765 --> 0:41:03.085
<v Speaker 2>use my name, please to say Francine.

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<v Speaker 1>This is an incredible story.

0:41:05.445 --> 0:41:07.605
<v Speaker 2>A few years ago I had three deaths in three months,

0:41:07.685 --> 0:41:09.685
<v Speaker 2>dadd in March, other than law in April, than my

0:41:09.765 --> 0:41:12.845
<v Speaker 2>aunt in May. My aunt lived in Sydney. I'm in Melbourne,

0:41:12.845 --> 0:41:14.765
<v Speaker 2>but we were closed, so I flew up, stayed with

0:41:14.845 --> 0:41:16.565
<v Speaker 2>my boss and all the day of the funeral, headed

0:41:16.605 --> 0:41:19.125
<v Speaker 2>out the train in four black ready to meet the family.

0:41:19.285 --> 0:41:21.045
<v Speaker 2>Halfway there, I checked my phone for the dress and

0:41:21.085 --> 0:41:23.605
<v Speaker 2>realized I had the wrong day. I was a whole

0:41:23.645 --> 0:41:26.565
<v Speaker 2>week early. Now I could have admitted this to my

0:41:26.565 --> 0:41:28.645
<v Speaker 2>boss and family, but instead I rang my cards and

0:41:28.685 --> 0:41:30.844
<v Speaker 2>met them for lunch. Spent a few hours killing time

0:41:30.885 --> 0:41:34.285
<v Speaker 2>before heading back to my boss's place, pretending that I've

0:41:34.325 --> 0:41:35.165
<v Speaker 2>been at the funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>Y did you rub your eyes of it?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes?

0:41:40.525 --> 0:41:43.645
<v Speaker 1>To this day, three years later, my boss still thinks

0:41:43.685 --> 0:41:44.525
<v Speaker 1>I went to the funeral.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, fran scene. You know why, fran scene me has

0:41:49.285 --> 0:41:49.924
<v Speaker 2>got a great story.

0:41:50.005 --> 0:41:50.285
<v Speaker 1>Christian.

0:41:50.325 --> 0:41:52.844
<v Speaker 2>My grandparents were married in nineteen forty two and on

0:41:52.885 --> 0:41:55.565
<v Speaker 2>the surface looked like an additional Christian marriage. Where my

0:41:55.685 --> 0:41:57.605
<v Speaker 2>grand at the age of eighty eight, was diagnosed a

0:41:57.645 --> 0:42:00.125
<v Speaker 2>brain cancer. She asked me to get her diary out

0:42:00.125 --> 0:42:02.925
<v Speaker 2>of her underwear drawer. In the diary she had written

0:42:02.925 --> 0:42:05.565
<v Speaker 2>her speech for her own funeral, and she asked me

0:42:05.605 --> 0:42:06.565
<v Speaker 2>to be the one to read it.

0:42:06.645 --> 0:42:08.925
<v Speaker 1>What not? Oh wow, the eulogy?

0:42:09.005 --> 0:42:11.364
<v Speaker 2>I read what you could only call a list of

0:42:11.805 --> 0:42:17.965
<v Speaker 2>illegal feminist vigilante activities. Could honor, including smuggling birth control

0:42:18.085 --> 0:42:23.325
<v Speaker 2>into Malta. As I shared the speech, my grandfather jumped

0:42:23.405 --> 0:42:26.165
<v Speaker 2>up from the pew tried to tackle me to stop

0:42:27.205 --> 0:42:30.205
<v Speaker 2>it gets worse. I was immediately written out of the

0:42:30.205 --> 0:42:35.085
<v Speaker 2>world and uninvited to his funeral. But so proud of

0:42:35.125 --> 0:42:38.125
<v Speaker 2>her tenacity and courage, so it should be mea.

0:42:38.245 --> 0:42:40.405
<v Speaker 1>These are incredible stories.

0:42:41.125 --> 0:42:44.285
<v Speaker 4>Christian O'Connell shown podcast.

0:42:44.885 --> 0:42:46.565
<v Speaker 2>I just went to go for a little walker case,

0:42:46.565 --> 0:42:49.125
<v Speaker 2>stretch my legs, and I walked past the producers out

0:42:49.165 --> 0:42:51.045
<v Speaker 2>there in that ballpit and I was like to see

0:42:51.085 --> 0:42:55.285
<v Speaker 2>what they're up to, and I saw producer Kate. Then okay,

0:42:56.405 --> 0:43:00.405
<v Speaker 2>no rio with the holiday dates for the rest of

0:43:00.445 --> 0:43:03.445
<v Speaker 2>this year on one tab open right, and then in

0:43:03.485 --> 0:43:08.285
<v Speaker 2>another one flight center. I mean, wow, we have another

0:43:08.325 --> 0:43:09.485
<v Speaker 2>go anywhere nice?

0:43:10.005 --> 0:43:10.725
<v Speaker 1>Huh where you.

0:43:10.805 --> 0:43:11.565
<v Speaker 2>Up to, Barny?

0:43:13.405 --> 0:43:13.885
<v Speaker 9>Wow?

0:43:14.085 --> 0:43:15.805
<v Speaker 1>We that is a vote of note.

0:43:15.845 --> 0:43:18.725
<v Speaker 2>If I can't even entertain and get the attention of

0:43:18.765 --> 0:43:21.645
<v Speaker 2>the people who are paid to be entertained by me,

0:43:22.485 --> 0:43:25.525
<v Speaker 2>I've got no hope for Australia next year anyhow, I.

0:43:25.685 --> 0:43:26.685
<v Speaker 4>Believe it or not.

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<v Speaker 11>One of the uds you gotta beshing me, Like, were

0:43:34.205 --> 0:43:39.885
<v Speaker 11>you with Cheryl who married a hunt who works with Cheryl,

0:43:41.685 --> 0:43:44.285
<v Speaker 11>who married a Hunt as well.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the Odds?

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<v Speaker 2>Every Wednesday Your stories of coincidence and chance thirteen fifty

0:43:50.165 --> 0:43:51.205
<v Speaker 2>five twenty two.

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<v Speaker 9>Last week, I'm one of six, my husband is one

0:43:55.445 --> 0:44:00.325
<v Speaker 9>of five, and we have two Johnts, two Critis, two Linda's,

0:44:00.485 --> 0:44:02.525
<v Speaker 9>two Gwinders, and two ways.

0:44:02.885 --> 0:44:04.925
<v Speaker 15>Earlier this year, I bought a new car, traded in

0:44:05.005 --> 0:44:07.605
<v Speaker 15>my old car, and about a week later the car

0:44:07.645 --> 0:44:10.525
<v Speaker 15>went past and on this almighty stump, my mirror was

0:44:10.565 --> 0:44:12.844
<v Speaker 15>whacked by the car that went past, and as I

0:44:12.885 --> 0:44:14.844
<v Speaker 15>looked up, I saw that it was my Olca that

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<v Speaker 15>I'd try to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane.

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<v Speaker 15>My ex husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane,

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<v Speaker 15>and now I'm looking for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Greg. I'm sorry. Click around.

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<v Speaker 2>You do not get stories like that on any other

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<v Speaker 2>radio show. Welcome to What are the Odds? Often copied,

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<v Speaker 2>but never better thirteen fifty five, twenty two. Some stories

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<v Speaker 2>to get us going. This is from Emily Christian. I

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<v Speaker 2>bet you hear this all the time from people saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>have you heard my what what are the odd stories?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best, but here is mine. When I moved

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<v Speaker 2>into my house. My neighbors were John and Barbara. Fifteen

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<v Speaker 2>years later they sold the house. When we meet the

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<v Speaker 2>new neighbors, they too.

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<v Speaker 1>John and Barbara.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, John and Babs go, But who comes in?

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<v Speaker 1>John and Babs? I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian. I was listening to the podcast and this listen

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<v Speaker 2>is the bit where you played the Baywatch theme tune.

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<v Speaker 2>Later in the day, I heard a noise come from

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<v Speaker 2>upstairs and went to investigate, and went to spare room

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<v Speaker 2>to find where my cat Bertie had managed to turn

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<v Speaker 2>the TV on, and he was sat there watching You

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<v Speaker 2>guessed it?

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<v Speaker 1>Baywatch?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dirty Bertie, slow motion movies?

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<v Speaker 1>Bertie? Bad Bertie?

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<v Speaker 16>Oh bad Bertie?

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, what are the cats? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll take it calls next lines are open now thirteen

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<v Speaker 2>fifty five twenty two, five minutes past day. Come morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to The Christian o'connells Show on Gold. Kaitlin, don't

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<v Speaker 2>forget to put those holidays quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We're doing What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are We look every Wednesday on the show of

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<v Speaker 2>your stories of coincidence and chance already had an amazing

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<v Speaker 2>story if you just tuned in what the hell were

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<v Speaker 2>you five miutes ago? A cat that likes Baywatch? What

0:46:11.805 --> 0:46:17.205
<v Speaker 2>are the odds? Annaughty dirty Birdie? All right, what are

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<v Speaker 2>the odds?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Holiday Joe Kline opproducer has taken a bit of time

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<v Speaker 2>out from booking that holiday on flight Center. Just walk

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<v Speaker 2>past her terminal right now, saw a tab open with

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<v Speaker 2>flight Center and neither one. Patsy with the GfK Radio

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<v Speaker 2>holidays for the rest of twenty twenty five. Caught with

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<v Speaker 2>your hand in the cookie jart cat, Then all right,

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<v Speaker 2>what are the odds?

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to do some work very.

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<v Speaker 10>High, because I'm always working very hard. It was actually

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<v Speaker 10>for the show that I was. But I actually do

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<v Speaker 10>have a water of.

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<v Speaker 5>The odds this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what you got?

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<v Speaker 4>What you okay?

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<v Speaker 10>It's one in one point zero five million chants?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay that you weren't just booking a holiday.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not that okay.

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<v Speaker 10>So we were going to a team lunch the other day, right,

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<v Speaker 10>I had four of the members in my car with me,

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<v Speaker 10>so I.

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<v Speaker 2>Have like a clown car. I mean it's a small

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<v Speaker 2>I need to for them in there by the way.

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<v Speaker 10>It's very big under jazz Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Any Actually the Gaitara says that you could hit four

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<v Speaker 2>producers in there.

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<v Speaker 10>Producer Tina said, wow, this is quite spacious.

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<v Speaker 5>She actually said those words.

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<v Speaker 2>They got out that car terrified time traveling to Lauren

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<v Speaker 2>from Back to the future. Is steam coming off the wheels.

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<v Speaker 2>Paucy kat and goes everywhere at that subsonic speed. Now

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<v Speaker 2>she went back in time. They arrived and it was

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen ninety five for that place.

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<v Speaker 10>I do not speed. So anyway, we're driving to the lunch.

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<v Speaker 10>As we're driving past this restaurant which is absolutely beautiful

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<v Speaker 10>in Carlton called the Carlton Wine Room. Rheo and I

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<v Speaker 10>were discussing it and he goes, god, I haven't been

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<v Speaker 10>there in ages, and I was like, well, I was

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<v Speaker 10>there just last week with my friend Nikola. And the

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<v Speaker 10>moment I said the word Nicola, she messaged me. Her

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<v Speaker 10>name popped down on my phone. I'm not joking. Nicola

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<v Speaker 10>messaged me. And the rarity of Nicola messaging me is

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<v Speaker 10>very high.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to take your word for it. I mean this,

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<v Speaker 2>this is not great.

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<v Speaker 5>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Before the show today you were like, I've got one

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<v Speaker 2>of the greatest ones. Even Rio went and we've heard

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of this rio went market out of ten

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<v Speaker 2>and you'd never grade your salveg Yeah, where are you not?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything in your life is a ten?

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<v Speaker 10>There are three over three and a half thousand restaurants

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<v Speaker 10>in the city, and there's over three hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 10>one suburbs.

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<v Speaker 5>What are the odds that, at that moment.

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<v Speaker 1>How many Nicholas are on your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>You got to calculate a whole other of the possibilities.

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<v Speaker 4>Two.

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<v Speaker 8>I would love to hear what the listeners thought of

0:48:43.805 --> 0:48:44.805
<v Speaker 8>that story. Out of ten?

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<v Speaker 2>I think guess right now, they're all hitting a scan button.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, thet's go to Catherine here hopeull it's an

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<v Speaker 2>actual one. Catherine, Good morning, Good morning, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good, Catherine. So what are the odds?

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<v Speaker 9>Well?

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<v Speaker 14>I met my husband online and we were heading online

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<v Speaker 14>and then he asked me, do you have any kids?

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<v Speaker 14>How old are I? So told him I had two boys,

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<v Speaker 14>and I told him how old and their names were

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<v Speaker 14>Joshua and Samuel, and he stopped texting me, So me

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<v Speaker 14>being me, After a couple of hours, I texted him

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<v Speaker 14>back and I said to him, I said, is everything okay?

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<v Speaker 14>You stopped texting me? And he tender, and he said,

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<v Speaker 14>I've got two boys and their names are Joshua and Samuel.

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<v Speaker 2>So still not reason just still not a reason to

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<v Speaker 2>go somebody. I'm sorry, I continued.

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<v Speaker 8>DA, it's just too much for me.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the reason as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't make it harder on both of us. The

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<v Speaker 2>whole Joshua thing has got to me.

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<v Speaker 14>He came back to me saying, which one of my

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<v Speaker 14>mates put you up to this? And I said, I

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<v Speaker 14>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>This looked like a jackass style prank, is it?

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<v Speaker 13>So?

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<v Speaker 14>Anyway, needless will say we met up and where he's

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<v Speaker 14>been married for seventy years. Oh wow, we want to

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<v Speaker 14>Joshua than to Samuel's.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what are the odds? Love it? Katherine, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much the story.

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<v Speaker 14>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, then that's how it's done.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now we're doing what are the odds? Your stories

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<v Speaker 2>of coincidence and chance. It's got a message here from

0:50:20.125 --> 0:50:24.285
<v Speaker 2>one of you, Matthew McDougall, Christian producy Katean's story, So

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<v Speaker 2>what's the amazing part?

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<v Speaker 1>Meant to be that a friend had.

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<v Speaker 2>Messaged her wow hashtag mind blowing dot dot dot Hi've

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<v Speaker 2>emailed that man back, offering him a full refund on

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<v Speaker 2>today's show, and he has thanked me for my kind

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<v Speaker 2>of Segos replied to any of you who have heard

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<v Speaker 2>your morning wasted with We've got Anton here. He's got

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<v Speaker 2>a great story for us. Good morning Anton, Hi Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a story for one of the odds.

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<v Speaker 13>I was walking dow up the street and I need

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<v Speaker 13>to see a GP. So I popped into a new

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<v Speaker 13>GP and as I walked up to the desk the reception,

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<v Speaker 13>I said to me, so, what's your name? And behind

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<v Speaker 13>me on the TV you could hear him I'm a

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<v Speaker 13>primary school teacher because the Chase episode that I was

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<v Speaker 13>on was playing right there. And then as she answered

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<v Speaker 13>the question.

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<v Speaker 1>You are kidding me. Now, this is one of the odds.

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<v Speaker 2>Your episode.

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<v Speaker 13>I played it twice a year because it was a

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<v Speaker 13>pretty thrilling episode where I'd won with half a second ago.

0:51:28.005 --> 0:51:30.085
<v Speaker 13>But that can for that odds was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Just as you're walking in, You're on the TV introducing

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<v Speaker 2>yourself to Australia on the Chase.

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<v Speaker 13>Right after she said what's your name? How crazy is that?

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<v Speaker 2>One of the biggest One of the odd stories we've

0:51:42.685 --> 0:51:43.525
<v Speaker 2>ever heard Anton.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, it's unbelievable, but hey, they are the odds and

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<v Speaker 13>that's why I rung up.

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<v Speaker 1>I like hashtag. They are the odds.

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<v Speaker 2>Now listen, Anton, So what happened on the show? How

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<v Speaker 2>much did you win?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 13>I answered ninety percent of all the questions in my

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<v Speaker 13>team and we had to share twenty seven thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 13>So as a school teacher, I bring it up every year.

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<v Speaker 13>And we watched the episode and the kids take tali

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<v Speaker 13>marks and they're always like, why is the buzzer only

0:52:08.045 --> 0:52:10.685
<v Speaker 13>saying and Ton and you get the smart kid turn

0:52:10.725 --> 0:52:13.365
<v Speaker 13>around and go, come on, he's a teacher. He knows everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>I don't wanted the odds that I can now use

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<v Speaker 13>a TV program to teach kids about tally marks and

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<v Speaker 13>making grass.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, did you enjoy going on? It's a great show.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, it was awesome. It was filmed at seven point

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<v Speaker 13>thirty in the morning, so I was slightly tired. I

0:52:28.525 --> 0:52:30.805
<v Speaker 13>did what they told me. They were like, make sure

0:52:30.845 --> 0:52:33.325
<v Speaker 13>you're excited, make sure you're having fun, make sure you

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<v Speaker 13>bring the jokes. So I did and the host kept laughing,

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<v Speaker 13>and then he turned around at the ad break and

0:52:38.325 --> 0:52:41.285
<v Speaker 13>said maybe we should switch jobs. So I may have

0:52:41.325 --> 0:52:44.005
<v Speaker 13>called Kevin Bacon ugly on National TV and that made

0:52:44.085 --> 0:52:47.165
<v Speaker 13>him have a giggle. But hey, Gina Davis didn't marry

0:52:47.245 --> 0:52:50.685
<v Speaker 13>Kevin Bacon. He married the tool guy from Independence Day,

0:52:50.925 --> 0:52:54.685
<v Speaker 13>so Jeff Goldblum. So that's a pretty good question. And

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<v Speaker 13>I'm talking way too much now. So the beast who

0:52:56.965 --> 0:52:59.525
<v Speaker 13>we beat, he told me I should be quiet because

0:52:59.605 --> 0:53:01.445
<v Speaker 13>every time there was a factor, I told him more

0:53:01.445 --> 0:53:03.605
<v Speaker 13>than they needed. So he had a bit of equip

0:53:03.645 --> 0:53:05.445
<v Speaker 13>at me and everyone had a laugh at my expense.

0:53:05.645 --> 0:53:06.525
<v Speaker 13>Thanks mister beasts.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why, it's because they may about four or

0:53:09.365 --> 0:53:12.005
<v Speaker 2>five of those shows a day. It's like a that's

0:53:12.045 --> 0:53:15.245
<v Speaker 2>why you're in at seven the morning. Anyone who starts

0:53:15.285 --> 0:53:17.125
<v Speaker 2>ad libbing I went on the version of the UK,

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<v Speaker 2>they almost get annoyed because you're taking up a little

0:53:19.885 --> 0:53:20.444
<v Speaker 2>bit more time.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what.

0:53:21.365 --> 0:53:23.245
<v Speaker 7>That makes sense because I watch it every time I

0:53:23.325 --> 0:53:24.085
<v Speaker 7>go back to Sydney.

0:53:24.125 --> 0:53:25.765
<v Speaker 8>My mom loves the chase.

0:53:25.965 --> 0:53:27.725
<v Speaker 7>We watch a lot of the Chase, and you can

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<v Speaker 7>tell this one of the chases on there.

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<v Speaker 8>The blonde woman. Yes, I don't think.

0:53:32.165 --> 0:53:35.725
<v Speaker 7>Larry likes her because after every question she has some

0:53:35.805 --> 0:53:37.805
<v Speaker 7>extra little beat on it and by the end of it.

0:53:37.845 --> 0:53:40.805
<v Speaker 8>Larry gets pretty pussy because Larry's is.

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<v Speaker 1>Outside waiting for seven seconds, is.

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<v Speaker 13>Right where he belongs. We loved him there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Anton, you're a great caller.

0:53:54.445 --> 0:53:56.085
<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much for calling him mate.

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<v Speaker 13>Mary's good morning, Bye, Good.

0:53:57.845 --> 0:54:02.045
<v Speaker 4>Morning, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, this is a great later ler party. I

0:54:04.525 --> 0:54:08.285
<v Speaker 2>can't wait a week to read this out. What are

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<v Speaker 2>the odds? Christian? I sort of in Sydney and my

0:54:10.565 --> 0:54:12.844
<v Speaker 2>family came to visit. We were driving to Bondai for

0:54:12.885 --> 0:54:15.045
<v Speaker 2>dinner and we stopped at some traffic lights. My brother,

0:54:15.405 --> 0:54:18.285
<v Speaker 2>who loves to ask questions, ask what suburb we were in.

0:54:18.925 --> 0:54:21.685
<v Speaker 2>This was an intersection which marked suburb boundaries, so I

0:54:21.725 --> 0:54:24.765
<v Speaker 2>listed the four suburbs, the last of which was Bondi.

0:54:25.085 --> 0:54:29.725
<v Speaker 2>My brother piped up Larry MDA lives in Bondai. After dinner,

0:54:29.765 --> 0:54:33.525
<v Speaker 2>we were walking along Bondai's main drag when we noticed

0:54:33.525 --> 0:54:35.925
<v Speaker 2>my brother suddenly has a massive smirk on his face.

0:54:36.005 --> 0:54:37.645
<v Speaker 2>Mom and I look up to see where he's looking.

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<v Speaker 2>Who do we see walking down the road? Larry?

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<v Speaker 1>Emma made my brother's nights. What a grace?

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<v Speaker 2>Whose night isn't improved by the appearance of Larry Emda.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm actually bumping to Larry Mda.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you wor he was?

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<v Speaker 8>And we were at a school for debating and it

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<v Speaker 8>was at night on a Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, another one of the school debate stories coming.

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<v Speaker 7>Through and Larry MdeR donated to my ms readeth on tally.

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<v Speaker 1>Good on it.

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<v Speaker 12>What Yeah, I know him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a great man.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, mate, Okay, well I was waiting for old

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<v Speaker 2>showbis mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So today on in anytime, where to para tickets go

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<v Speaker 2>and see Beatle Douce in musical five star production. Auditors

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<v Speaker 2>screaming from all leaves, Australia, eleventh of September.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a pair of tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>Today is National Snack Days, so we're looking for your

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<v Speaker 2>snack songs. Researchers have coined a new phrase, lunch box anxiety,

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<v Speaker 2>due to rise in the last ten years of lunch

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<v Speaker 2>box shaming. Hey, this is around when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember you would always fear getting out your

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<v Speaker 2>lunch box. This was even in the eighties because other

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<v Speaker 2>kids that had like middle class parents would always.

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<v Speaker 1>Have way better snackage than you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, previous generations grew up with parents putting minimal effort.

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<v Speaker 2>In Yep, the rise of social media and nutritional standards

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<v Speaker 2>meant parents are reporting increasing pressure. You must have this patch.

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<v Speaker 2>You treat your daughter to like lavoche. I mean there's

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<v Speaker 2>so many nice snaps.

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<v Speaker 6>She does, yes, past she doesn't like sangers, so I

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<v Speaker 6>just do like a little plowman's lunch always.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love you to make an extra. I love one

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<v Speaker 2>of your plowman's pats. Yeah, that's plowman's.

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<v Speaker 6>Even some little mini cocktail spring onions.

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<v Speaker 1>In My six year old Audrey loves oysters.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, you take you take the kid out of

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney roll ups.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're looking for your snack songs. Stairway to seven eleven.

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<v Speaker 7>Very good silver plus twigs and shout silver.

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<v Speaker 2>These chips don't lie. God, great name for fish and chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Chips don't lie, tapass don't preach. So Spanish snacks they

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<v Speaker 2>love them. Fight for your right to patta, duck and liver.

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<v Speaker 2>Please if you must, What have you got rio snack songs?

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<v Speaker 7>I see you driving around town and I say, budge you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not worth for that. We went drive around town,

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<v Speaker 2>but we did not see Larry Ender. No, he did

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<v Speaker 2>kill it. Bronze minus Sushio.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, it's back. He's at the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the mountain. It's a gold jees It, Jesus, It's Jesu.

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<v Speaker 8>It's Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>That's always it.

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<v Speaker 8>Cheese, it's Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it now.

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<v Speaker 8>And finally, big chippy life and to get bye.

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<v Speaker 1>You are all over the place where.

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<v Speaker 8>Appreciate a goode.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the team asylum right now. They're looking at you

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<v Speaker 2>all as in awful. Yeah, you missed up with the

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<v Speaker 2>three letters?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Snack songs? What if you've got text them?

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<v Speaker 4>In the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian only you moved on?

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<v Speaker 1>But what are the odds?

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<v Speaker 2>After the Joshua story and Samuel, Remember the lady was

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<v Speaker 2>dating a man.

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<v Speaker 1>He also had kids. She had kids.

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<v Speaker 2>They just start dating online. They both had two sons

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<v Speaker 2>called Samuel and Joshua.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen to that.

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<v Speaker 2>A man here is dating a Joshua. He has a

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<v Speaker 2>brother Samuel.

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<v Speaker 16>Biblical ripples, Biblical ripples, all right, snack songs, burger, ring

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<v Speaker 16>of fire, Silva, Why can't this be lunch?

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<v Speaker 2>Van Haynes? That is strong? Is that very well done,

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<v Speaker 2>Pringle ladies, all the Pringle ladies. Brushetta be home soon,

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<v Speaker 2>O God, very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that? Aaron?

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<v Speaker 2>Baronia, Tim Tam. I wish I was your lover, Silva.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the Leado shuffle Dorito shuffle, Oh gone, Holy trail

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<v Speaker 2>mix from Lauren Runs. I love sausage one jone Jet Sausage,

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<v Speaker 2>brilliant woodun Rose love Snack, Baby, Love Snack. Wendy only

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<v Speaker 2>the Tobler only.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, very good as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold, these are outstanding WindMan wind beneath my wingings. Ooh

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<v Speaker 2>silver girls just want to have Funians. That's very good,

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<v Speaker 2>Sam Pizza, shape of you, Silva and let's hear it

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<v Speaker 2>for the sandboys?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Gold, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is off to see?

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<v Speaker 2>Beetle two se musical erin Bruce Shetta be HOLMESI yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>very good Aaron and Baronia. That's yours. We're back tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>and enjoy the rest of your day.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care.

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