Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people. I'll tell you what. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: you're young and stupid.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No, you know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an out a dillo trying to get ants out.
Speaker 2: Of a hole.
Speaker 4: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 5: Bean fingered as an awful sensation thinking about the right
Speaker 5: person goodness. May is just still to play a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna, Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 4: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? He is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Koob.
Speaker 2: How hello you hallo you welcome back to the podcast city.
Speaker 1: Can I all well you and cheer? I'm good. The
Speaker 1: brain is it's having a good day. Everything's working.
Speaker 2: What a shame. I quite enjoyed pressing the buttons last week.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed sitting back, relaxing. I was never I've never
Speaker 1: been that relaxed in my life.
Speaker 2: Well, I like to stand up right on this side
Speaker 2: of the that because you know it keeps me alert. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not relaxing over here, very very tense.
Speaker 1: Are you not really a massage? I give you massage?
Speaker 2: Are you good at them?
Speaker 1: I'm really good at them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which you mine? I put a bunk shoulder, just
Speaker 2: got really central.
Speaker 1: Sorry, norm with they lead to sex with Hayden, so
Speaker 1: it's always like they start, I'll.
Speaker 2: Try and resist. I'm sure if you can resist, I
Speaker 2: can resist. We'll be fine.
Speaker 1: We've done three years of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it was gotten used to suppressing my
Speaker 2: urges around you.
Speaker 1: The satiating urged jump me. How are you? You're great?
Speaker 1: Your hair's nice? You gotta glow about you? What's going
Speaker 1: on with you?
Speaker 2: Nothing? I actually did think to me. I said to
Speaker 2: Jenna in the lift when she let me up, I'm
Speaker 2: having a bad hairdach.
Speaker 1: So it's weird hear you say that? Oh ide? Price
Speaker 1: Keeper gin and welcome to the show. Hello, I will
Speaker 1: say just to start an ACRO Award winning Price Keeper
Speaker 1: Gina congratulations Genner on your congratulations, Jenna, congratulations, you're a superstar.
Speaker 2: And of course Mitchell, oh, thank you on a radio
Speaker 2: award on the weekend as well, we had a great
Speaker 2: we had a great donations and also our voiceover Guy Bradley,
Speaker 2: of course, congratulations. Congratulations on the ACRA.
Speaker 1: Oh you're too kind, Thank you so very much. And
Speaker 1: congratulations for you me, thank you, yes, thank you course,
Speaker 1: well yeah, maybe not so much.
Speaker 2: And a well done Jenne, We love you. Hello, and of.
Speaker 1: Course you know it's congratulations around what a team of winners. Yes,
Speaker 1: thank you, we should say Sam as well, contraceptive diaphram.
Speaker 1: Sam won an ACRA if you don't know what, Aquara
Speaker 1: is for the international listeners, and Akra is an acronym
Speaker 1: for the Australian Commercial Radio Awards and.
Speaker 2: The big radio awards in Australia.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're all.
Speaker 2: Award winning people. Now, Yes, my day will come.
Speaker 1: No, it will come actually sooner than we think, because
Speaker 1: we probably should talk about this now. The Podcast Awards
Speaker 1: are happening this month.
Speaker 2: I don't count your chickens before the hatch to done.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm just saying we are up for listener's choice.
Speaker 1: What well, every podcast exists.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Oh right, I was gonna say No. One told me
Speaker 2: that it might usually be across something like that.
Speaker 3: Literally every podcast in the world.
Speaker 1: You can go to the database and search a podcast,
Speaker 1: and I searched is it just me? And all the
Speaker 1: others come up the ones that we trash So make
Speaker 1: sure you vote for the right one. But there's a
Speaker 1: link in the Induran Idiots, our secret Facebook group if
Speaker 1: you want to go and have a vote for.
Speaker 2: Us and the Idiot's Choice award goes to imagine imagine
Speaker 2: that that'd be beautiful. We have our own internal award
Speaker 2: that I win them all just to make up for it.
Speaker 1: Like an all stuff internal awards now voted for by
Speaker 1: you for you will, Mitchell, Before we start, would you
Speaker 1: like to maybe share your announcement your bigs.
Speaker 2: What announcement?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: The big news is that my announcement that this Wednesday
Speaker 2: I am making my triumphant return to trash app. It's
Speaker 2: that what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: It's not that sad that that podcast is fall when
Speaker 1: they're getting in bad it's very sad, very sad. For
Speaker 1: the other news, I'm talking about the reason that you're
Speaker 1: glowing in new you have a you know, white eyes
Speaker 1: and a big smile and.
Speaker 2: Well coming up here and is it just me? It's
Speaker 2: the return of Jenna to side. No, you're going to
Speaker 2: be making a big decision on a listener's behalf. They're
Speaker 2: in a pickle, Jenna, and it's very un true. Where's
Speaker 2: the gender de side sound effects?
Speaker 1: They've come to us? Oh here, this is Jendita science.
Speaker 2: So that's on the way. Should be doump into the
Speaker 2: show that's coming up.
Speaker 1: Listener needs our help. An idiot is in a very
Speaker 1: very precarious position, and Jenny, you're the only person that
Speaker 1: can help me, of course, but no, that's not what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I thought I successfully deflected that. Tell them about the boy.
Speaker 1: Do you know?
Speaker 2: You do it? You do it.
Speaker 1: I'm cute Mitch is now officially in a relationship.
Speaker 2: I literally said to you, let's not make a big
Speaker 2: song and dance about it. If it comes up, it
Speaker 2: comes up. And now you're doing no, no, no, that
Speaker 2: have God given miracle.
Speaker 1: No no, no, the drought's broken. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: continue doing it. But you know, just been shocked by
Speaker 1: you in the arch sheet. Well that's why he's limping.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming. I'm very happy for you, very exciting.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean we've eluded a few times on the
Speaker 2: podcast that I've been seeing someone for a few months,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't want to, you know,
Speaker 2: go into too much detail until it's official. And well,
Speaker 2: now it is. You don't tell you his name's Sean.
Speaker 2: There you go. My god, I'm ensconced.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very interesting. I love that word in SCons.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard that one. No, it all the time.
Speaker 2: It's not my favorite.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, beautiful. Look, I'm very happy for you, thang,
Speaker 1: and it's a very exciting time in your life, and
Speaker 1: you're happy if it's all going good, it's all great.
Speaker 2: Look, I feel weird about the accolades because I will
Speaker 2: make a quick point. When I was single for years
Speaker 2: upon years. As we all know, there was a time
Speaker 2: whenever it was celebrated when someone was no longer single
Speaker 2: that as a single person, it kind of makes you
Speaker 2: feel shit. So now that you're doing all this fan
Speaker 2: for I feel like I need to put it out
Speaker 2: there that, yes, I'm happy now. I'm glad that it's happened,
Speaker 2: but I was happy before, So I was happy when
Speaker 2: I was younger. I think you need to get to
Speaker 2: that point before you welcome someone else in.
Speaker 1: Oh, of course, And I'm only just celebrating because I'm
Speaker 1: just excited for you and I need it.
Speaker 2: I love him because you would make me feel awkward,
Speaker 2: you know, you know what.
Speaker 1: I love him. We went to Krondi's the other night.
Speaker 1: Sean was there, Mitch was there, and we ordered a
Speaker 1: meat ball pizza. He ordered the meatball pizza and anyway,
Speaker 1: you know how I like the pizzas with heaps are topping.
Speaker 1: Sometimes like one slice gets heaps of topping. We both
Speaker 1: went for the meatball slice with the most topping at
Speaker 1: the same time.
Speaker 2: The most balls, the most balls, and you let me.
Speaker 1: Have it and I took you.
Speaker 2: I didn't even offer it happened.
Speaker 1: He sort of went, no, I yield take the mone
Speaker 1: And I went, this, this is what you need to
Speaker 1: be doing. After four years in a relationship, give him
Speaker 1: the balls.
Speaker 2: Four years far out.
Speaker 1: It's four years in the end of the month.
Speaker 2: God, look at us. It feels like yesterday that you
Speaker 2: were straight, I know, and I was helping you navigate
Speaker 2: coming out of the closet. Now here you are, bloody,
Speaker 2: You've overtake me.
Speaker 1: Remember my coming out to you on Facebook message here
Speaker 1: and it was like I couldn't bring myself to say it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got mad at me. You were like, because
Speaker 2: I'm you know, I said you're what? And he goes,
Speaker 2: you know, don't pretend you don't know, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? Like if it's getting mad
Speaker 2: at me for not already knowing.
Speaker 1: No, it's because I think I didn't want to say it,
Speaker 1: you know, and like actually verbalizing it is sometimes the
Speaker 1: hardest part.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? My iGEM kind of relates to that?
Speaker 2: So if you don't mind, can we dive right into
Speaker 2: the podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can I pick it off?
Speaker 1: Officially I've changed Bradley's intros. They're all romance them today.
Speaker 1: So let's do the first. Oh I got to say.
Speaker 1: If it's your first time listening, this is is It
Speaker 1: Just Me? Podcast by a couple of mitches. Every week
Speaker 1: we start the show the same way too, Is it
Speaker 1: just Me? Something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: They're called gems. All right, let's kick off a very
Speaker 1: romantic is It just Me?
Speaker 2: Is it a little jarring when you hear yourself referred
Speaker 2: to as the boyfriend for the first time.
Speaker 1: Oh wait is he calling you?
Speaker 2: Are you the boyfriend not the boyfriend. It was like
Speaker 2: we were out the other night and Sean ran into
Speaker 2: someone that he knew and he goes, oh, this is
Speaker 2: my boyfriend, Mitchell, and I was like, where, oh me,
Speaker 2: that's cue. Oh that's that's nice. But it's going to
Speaker 2: take a bit of getting used to because I've never
Speaker 2: been a boyfriend before.
Speaker 1: I was gonna take some getting used to for these
Speaker 1: romance jyms, Jenna, I know, okay, hell, oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, take a shot. Every time Mitchell Cherry says Hayden's name,
Speaker 2: you're all By the end of every episode.
Speaker 1: He was that lucky. Yeah. It is cute, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's all those little first times in a relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I mean. You well and truly overtook
Speaker 2: me in the dating department because I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: go through it all, meeting the family, introducing, and my family.
Speaker 2: I've never done any of that.
Speaker 1: Have you met his family?
Speaker 2: I literally just said I haven't done that. Oh so
Speaker 2: I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1: I thought, you haven't done it before, So no one's
Speaker 1: family's met anyone? Can you tell us a bit more
Speaker 1: about him, because obviously I know everything and I've I've
Speaker 1: stalked out front of his house. What can we know
Speaker 1: anything about him? Is he listens to this show, which
Speaker 1: is a big tick every week.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know what he wants me
Speaker 2: to say or what am I not allowed to say.
Speaker 1: I speak from my heart. You're the boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I haven't actually introduced him as my boyfriend yet. It's weird.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to rehearse in the mirror.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when's the first time. Make it casual,
Speaker 1: like at Baker's Delight, Like I'll get one cheese and bacon, scroll,
Speaker 1: make it two and one for my boyfriend, Like, don't
Speaker 1: lower states like you you know what I mean, don't
Speaker 1: introduce him to someone that matters. Just temper yourself in
Speaker 1: like McDonald's. I'll get the temper of.
Speaker 2: The time when the time comes. Yeah, yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it was weird hearing it for the first time. I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, that's me.
Speaker 1: Who pays for things. You at that point where it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bit of birth.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's not that interesting. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Never, I hate Deny. There's one started dating. We would
Speaker 1: like it was always like oh pay, no, I'll pay.
Speaker 1: There was that courtesy, like still trying to impress, and
Speaker 1: then it gets to a point where it's like you
Speaker 1: don't really need to impress him that much. Are you
Speaker 1: still in the impressing phase?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I guess. So we usually split the bill, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're both good for it. Yeah, you wanted to know
Speaker 2: about him, but you're asking the most boring question.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just want logistics. You know, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Does he have access to your bank account? Look after yourself? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of you the boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you. It's just so awkward.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us how you met? Because I know
Speaker 1: the story, but I'd like everyone else to know the
Speaker 1: story about how you met.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a bit awkward actually because after all of
Speaker 2: this promoting of Tinder I did over the years, I
Speaker 2: met him on hinge. I know a trader.
Speaker 1: Well, the contracts up, the contracts up.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that Tinder sucks anyway.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work all the way. So okay, so you met,
Speaker 1: who swiped first? What was the first message?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Did he message you or did you message him?
Speaker 2: I think I think he messaged me first, and you
Speaker 2: how often on those dating acts the excuse you givez
Speaker 2: Oh my god, sorry I didn't get the notification. I
Speaker 2: actually didn't. There was a couple of days before I
Speaker 2: eventually replied.
Speaker 1: Do you think he knew who you were?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 1: Was it? Did he follow you? Or he had no idea?
Speaker 2: I don't think of you much. He did, like see
Speaker 2: my face pop up on TikTok? Yeah, for the Tinder rads? Likely?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, imagine that that's the reason he messaged
Speaker 1: was like this, chronically single guy needs to reach out.
Speaker 1: You're easy bait. What was the Was the banter good?
Speaker 1: Because famously with Hayden there's another one. The banter was
Speaker 1: terrible on Tinder, so we had to move to Instagram. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I waited a month and then hit him back on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Was the banter good straight away?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, definitely. I think I found it funny because
Speaker 2: I think one of the things I saw on his
Speaker 2: profile he made some joke about like he is personally
Speaker 2: paying for his therapist's retirement fund, and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's climbing.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: That is very fair. Yeah, no, it's good.
Speaker 3: How long after did you actually go out.
Speaker 2: With him like a few days later. Yeah, oh that's prompt.
Speaker 2: What was the first day, just went for drinks and
Speaker 2: then we accidentally devoured two bottles of rose and he
Speaker 2: later broke it to me he's actually allergic to rose
Speaker 2: and what he was drinking about.
Speaker 1: Wait, to be polite, I.
Speaker 2: Guess, oh, Sean, did.
Speaker 1: You have to EpiPen him. No, I'm sure you jabbed
Speaker 1: him to that.
Speaker 2: No, it's something to do with like the sul fights
Speaker 2: or something wins. Yeah, it just means that your hangover
Speaker 2: is like even worse. So because we essentially had a
Speaker 2: bottle each and I did not mean to drink that much.
Speaker 2: We just kept drink. Yeah, it just means that he
Speaker 2: was basically wiped out for the fucking week, like a
Speaker 2: permanent hangover. I was like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's kind of cute that he pushed through
Speaker 1: his allergy. So my throat might have been closing up,
Speaker 1: but my heart was over terrible. Yeah. True. And then
Speaker 1: so how did the official comment because this has been
Speaker 1: like we can it's been like three four months.
Speaker 2: More literally four months, because that's how it came up.
Speaker 2: He's like, we're at lunch to the day and he goes, oh,
Speaker 2: so did you know that today is four months since
Speaker 2: we met? And I was like, yeah, I remember, but
Speaker 2: I revered the date.
Speaker 1: No I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't. And then he just goes, oh, what do
Speaker 2: you think make it official? And then here we are
Speaker 2: a star.
Speaker 1: He had a bottle of sulfight free rose to celebrate.
Speaker 2: Now we're onto the skinny bitches. Now it suits us both.
Speaker 1: What's a skinny bitch?
Speaker 2: Just a bod colim soda?
Speaker 1: Ah yeah interesting, yeah, checks out. Well, we're very happy
Speaker 1: for you here.
Speaker 2: At the thank you again. This feels really awkward.
Speaker 1: I don't feel we're asking me, we're asking you. You're
Speaker 1: not like it would be painful if you were bringing
Speaker 1: up all these points. Yes to my agent, well we
Speaker 1: met at lunch. Shut up where you're glowing as well?
Speaker 1: There's a lovely go about you. Really, Yeah, definitely there
Speaker 1: actually is. We're gonna have to do and I think
Speaker 1: this is only fair, Jenna. We're gonna have to bring
Speaker 1: Sean in to do a random gold digger with me.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't let me do that to Hayden. We did
Speaker 2: do it, No, we didn't in.
Speaker 1: A round a buy.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't let me because he was too nervous about
Speaker 2: what I was going to ask, and I was planning
Speaker 2: to ask our to feel so well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would Sean be open to me digging into.
Speaker 2: Ask him like really really deeply personal questions?
Speaker 1: Yes? And what are his intentions with our Mitchell? No?
Speaker 2: No, we're not doing that tit for tat Dale and
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to grill Hayden.
Speaker 1: So why don't they do silver minor or something? Okay,
Speaker 1: we could do a lesser version sam pit.
Speaker 2: Pit and slight. It's just some play toys. We just
Speaker 2: dig a little bit of sad and we see what with.
Speaker 1: Shells we find a little paddle, a little paddle, we
Speaker 1: make castles. Actually, fuck you, hi, Sean, He listens. I'd
Speaker 1: love to and Jenna and I would love to officially
Speaker 1: have the shorn pit and it's a segment in your
Speaker 1: honor and your namesake, and we will ask you simple questions,
Speaker 1: real simple sandpit question and basic well shit, just to
Speaker 1: see there might be you know, when you get a
Speaker 1: sandpit there's a stick and it really hurts. There might
Speaker 1: be one. It's inevitable, you know, it might rain and
Speaker 1: the sandpit might be muddy and disgustingly and there's.
Speaker 2: Days at school when it's been raining and you've got
Speaker 2: wet sand. The sand castles stay up like a beach.
Speaker 7: True.
Speaker 1: Nothing worse than that really fancy soft sand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kinetic feeling shit yeah.
Speaker 1: Or the swamp that squelches when you walk on it.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hate that.
Speaker 1: I don't like that anyway. You distracting me. We love
Speaker 1: to launch the shor and pit in your honor. Please
Speaker 1: in the coming weeks, please get back to us sinceiling
Speaker 1: Mitch and Jenner.
Speaker 2: Thank you leave the Baskett alone.
Speaker 1: He love it all right? Should we do? My agent?
Speaker 1: So if you want, I love addition, dyn Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 2: Do you love seeing what cars.
Speaker 1: Influences and celebrities drive in their Instagram stories?
Speaker 2: No, I've never really paid attention.
Speaker 1: Oh, once you start noticing, you'll never unsee it.
Speaker 2: I mean it's in like they act like they're a
Speaker 2: big deal, but they driver gets yes exactly.
Speaker 1: But like you just you just things that you'd never
Speaker 1: think about, Like I don't know what car Beyonce drives,
Speaker 1: but you see an Insta story where she's out going
Speaker 1: to the recording studio and she gets an Evolver, and
Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, and your picture her getting
Speaker 1: groceries in a volver.
Speaker 2: I don't imagine that she would drive herself to most things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she definitely have to driver.
Speaker 2: But how big would that be?
Speaker 1: What having a driver?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd miss driving, I.
Speaker 1: Would to Yeah, it's funny you say that because I've
Speaker 1: actually I think I've lost my license and oh my.
Speaker 2: God, it's finally happened, Jenn. Know, we've been saying for ages,
Speaker 2: we've been warning you, you know, and I.
Speaker 1: Got quotes for a driver he wears a hat and everything.
Speaker 2: You're joke because Hayden doesn't drive and.
Speaker 1: So doesn't drive any My babe, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: get your license. And he's like, I've got to sit
Speaker 1: through my l's a year of my l's so by
Speaker 1: the time he gets his license, I'll be back on
Speaker 1: the road, probably losing it again. I don't want to
Speaker 1: endure scat driving. I should say that. I don't wan
Speaker 1: to endorse that. This isn't a good thing. It's very bad.
Speaker 2: Well, how long is the suspension for? Like, how long
Speaker 2: do you not have a license?
Speaker 1: Lost my license for three months? Right? Three month suspensions?
Speaker 1: You can't drive after three months is up? You then
Speaker 1: can drive full license back full thirteen points. Everything's great.
Speaker 2: Oh so it's like a card reset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll love this. Actually, there's like a double or
Speaker 1: nothing from your streat from New South Wales government. They go,
Speaker 1: you know what, We'll let you keep driving, but for
Speaker 1: twelve months you get one speeding fine and we double
Speaker 1: the initial ban.
Speaker 2: It's literally double enough so you can't put even one
Speaker 2: foot wrong.
Speaker 1: Once you get it back, you get two demerit points.
Speaker 1: But any fine is over to anyway, so you fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You know what you really should do to eliminate risks
Speaker 2: because during COVID lockdown you were still coming to work
Speaker 2: because you were essential.
Speaker 1: Yes, so you should just be like, it's.
Speaker 2: Time in lou I'm working from home for three fucking
Speaker 2: months because I can't drive.
Speaker 1: That's actually really and I've got the home studio.
Speaker 2: You know why did I say that, Dannish I don't
Speaker 2: want him to work from home. That was a punish yeah,
Speaker 2: no retract.
Speaker 1: Well I was going to ask you, Mitchell, how would
Speaker 1: you feel about because where you live you could swing
Speaker 1: by me. Instead of paying the driver forty dollars a day,
Speaker 1: I just buy red Rooster once a week or on
Speaker 1: the way to work and we could car pull.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it for red Rooster. But if you
Speaker 2: need a lyft darl and you can ask me anytime.
Speaker 2: That's so fine. Oh that's Niceyeah, so.
Speaker 1: I told you he's loft up different.
Speaker 2: I would always thought for that.
Speaker 6: Look at him?
Speaker 2: What he just his hair? I always throw my hat
Speaker 2: anyway here.
Speaker 1: I was wanted to talk about influences cars.
Speaker 2: We'll go on and fucking spit it out. What do
Speaker 2: you want to say about.
Speaker 1: Find it now? It's when you see subtle things that
Speaker 1: you didn't expect you'd see, right, like Abby Chatfield getting
Speaker 1: in her current. It's a Volkswagen. I go. I never
Speaker 1: thought that I would know what car she drives.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about cars. I seriously don't pay
Speaker 2: attention me dubs.
Speaker 1: All right, European probably mid tier.
Speaker 2: And I'm happy with my Astra.
Speaker 1: Your astra is cute, little silver as my little I
Speaker 1: thirty is cute, a little bit around cup. It's little
Speaker 1: glimpses inside their life. Like look at Zoe Marshall and
Speaker 1: she's doing an instant story inside her house and you
Speaker 1: see like tupperware on a kitchen. I'm like she uses
Speaker 1: tough aware, Do you know what I mean? Well, so
Speaker 1: you're actually.
Speaker 2: Really paying attention to the details in the background everything.
Speaker 2: That makes me nervous because sometimes I don't tidy up
Speaker 2: my house. I'm like people looking at my face when
Speaker 2: I talk on Instagram. They're not looking at the house. Fuck,
Speaker 2: everyone's gonna notice I'm a pig in the background.
Speaker 1: Oh a shocked heller fresher. Okay with that crack pipe
Speaker 1: the other night.
Speaker 2: Anyway, of course, when you say halo fesh, you mean
Speaker 2: didn't he thank you?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Stop acting like bitches and follow
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: If you want a free prize, hit us up, slide
Speaker 1: into a prize kiper Jenna's DMS. This is your chance
Speaker 1: to essentially be a Mitch for a moment. That's nice, mich.
Speaker 2: For a I would wish that on my worst enemy.
Speaker 2: It's a hard life. It is hard out here for
Speaker 2: a mitch.
Speaker 1: It's tough. That's good.
Speaker 6: Witch.
Speaker 1: Please get in touch with us and you can have
Speaker 1: your very own. Is it just your moment? We call them?
Speaker 1: Is it just means if you get on.
Speaker 2: That, we don't we call them? Is it you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? What did I say, is it just means.
Speaker 2: I've got it? The one way round? Bub It's fine.
Speaker 2: You need to thwap back your brain.
Speaker 1: Brain's fighting. This week, we have this coming in from Carli.
Speaker 1: This is her? Is it just you? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or is that first shower you take after spending the
Speaker 6: day down at the beach in the hot sun not
Speaker 6: one of the best feelings ever, possibly even better than
Speaker 6: drugs and dick.
Speaker 2: I'd say, big cool lady, Shit, I don't know about that, Carly.
Speaker 1: Now I have to agree with mine's a little different.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you to a place that I feel
Speaker 1: like you've all you've all been Okay, you're on holiday,
Speaker 1: maybe with your family, maybe you're on your own. You
Speaker 1: spend all day by the pool. You're a bit sun kissed,
Speaker 1: tired from swimming and being in the sun. You've got
Speaker 1: dinner at maybe five point thirty six at the hotel restaurant. Yeah, ye.
Speaker 1: You go back to your room. You've got your towel
Speaker 1: over your shoulder, the air CON's on. Oh you have
Speaker 1: a shower, Oh yeah, when you lie in bed until
Speaker 1: you wait for dinner, and that feeling of utter bliss.
Speaker 1: Your skin's a bit warm, you maybe still in your
Speaker 1: cases or just undies or maybe a shirt, and you
Speaker 1: know you've got dinner, You've got nowhere to be. The
Speaker 1: air CON's blasting. Oh that is bliss.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on a proper holiday like that in
Speaker 2: so long. I'm really craving it. Oh my god, Yeah,
Speaker 2: me too. Bullshit. And I got to say, you didn't
Speaker 2: actually make it sound that appealing, So I wasn't too
Speaker 2: jealous of your holidays. But I keep seeing people going
Speaker 2: to Fiji and stuff, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that sounds glorious. I would be one of these people
Speaker 2: that wouldn't want to be a tourist. Like my friends
Speaker 2: asked if I wanted to go to Europe with them
Speaker 2: I think June, and I was like, naw, I'm not
Speaker 2: interested in going to the fucking Louve or whatever. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be pissing around following an Iteluary. I
Speaker 2: just want to go to a resort and not leave.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love that.
Speaker 2: Fiji'd be good for that. You'd love Fiji, Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1: May treat you like kings there, and they're so beautifully.
Speaker 2: I have been to before for school. It's very different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be to feed you for forty eight hours
Speaker 1: for a wedding. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: So Carli's saying that she loves getting home and showering
Speaker 2: after being at the beach. But obviously you have to
Speaker 2: suffer the car trip where there's sand everywhere and you
Speaker 2: can like feel your cozies going up your crack cart.
Speaker 2: Is actually what deters me from going to the beach
Speaker 2: in the first place too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know when you've got wet cozies, but
Speaker 1: you kind of dry them but not enough that your
Speaker 1: car seat gets wet with that plant and then it's
Speaker 1: like shit, and it's wet for like the next day and.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh my bum prints that beak is the.
Speaker 3: Chafing as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I get chaving, My lips get CHAVEEDWD
Speaker 1: that happen. And what about when you get the sand
Speaker 1: in the foot well or like the gears, the gearstick
Speaker 1: or the handbrakek theer's just sand fucking everywhere. Hell, I
Speaker 1: get sand in every nook and granny. It's awful.
Speaker 2: Do you ever do the outdoor shower thing at the
Speaker 2: beach for my feet?
Speaker 1: Only? I do the little foot deads I never can.
Speaker 2: No, but you're in swimmers, you can just like rinse
Speaker 2: off some of the sand, but you bet you some
Speaker 2: of it still sticks.
Speaker 1: No, I'm very body conscious.
Speaker 2: I just do my knees in your actual clothes though,
Speaker 2: like you're wearing swimmers already. No, like a rash shirt, yeah,
Speaker 2: something like if I had a rash shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just bought a rasher and your rush shirt.
Speaker 2: What do you do after you've left the beach if
Speaker 2: you're not wearing a rash shirt.
Speaker 1: I will tow dry, I'll put my shirt on, and
Speaker 1: then I'll shower when I get home.
Speaker 3: You should always wear a rush shirt.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't we know how she feels about a rashir.
Speaker 3: No, I just bought a rashir, Jenny, I'm so glad
Speaker 3: to hear it.
Speaker 2: But they stick to you when she's been trying to
Speaker 2: pressure us to get our own. Is it just me
Speaker 2: rash shirts as part of our merch range and we've
Speaker 2: said no a million times, don't bring it up.
Speaker 3: It's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I completely forgot about that rash shir. I'm glad you
Speaker 1: still want for a bit. It has been a while
Speaker 1: money to start talking about that for season five. I
Speaker 1: think we need to have our season five. Chats my dear,
Speaker 1: I think you said build a bomb. Did you hear
Speaker 1: build a bomb? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know how I can show you hoes, no Gatorway
Speaker 2: bottle bobs your uncle.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I remember when Mum and Dad were
Speaker 1: like always well, I think we Halloween trick or treating.
Speaker 1: Actually and Dad were like walking in the streets with
Speaker 1: me and you'd find like a homemade bomb and they
Speaker 1: would treat it like it was a landmine. Mark, get
Speaker 1: Mitchell and Rachel and put them on the other side
Speaker 1: of the road.
Speaker 2: Let's go.
Speaker 1: Don't look.
Speaker 2: Oh, look at the lights.
Speaker 1: Look at the look at the Halloween lights, and it
Speaker 1: just makes you want to look more.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need to clarify that I actually
Speaker 2: don't know how to make a homemade bong, by the way,
Speaker 2: but I certainly wouldn't react like that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: It flowed.
Speaker 1: But as a kid, you look and you'd be like,
Speaker 1: it's just a power Aid bottle with a bit of
Speaker 1: hoes in it.
Speaker 2: What does it mean nothing. I'd be more curious as
Speaker 2: to how it ended up on the street, like is
Speaker 2: it a message in a bottle?
Speaker 1: Sort of situation.
Speaker 2: What's it doing there?
Speaker 1: Good point? Mom?
Speaker 2: Someone need tell what's the story?
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly or did you
Speaker 1: expect messages in a bottle to play a bigger role
Speaker 1: in your life?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Definitely, Still haven't found one.
Speaker 1: Still haven't found one. I felt like I would have
Speaker 1: found a couple by this point.
Speaker 2: You know we should do we should We should write
Speaker 2: a note, put it in a balloon, fill it with helium,
Speaker 2: Let the balloon go in a windy day. It'll pop.
Speaker 2: Hopefully someone finds the note. It'll be like call in
Speaker 2: gem on this number and we'll see if any of
Speaker 2: the balloons reach out to us.
Speaker 1: My god, that's a really good idea over land or oversea?
Speaker 1: Like do we release it over sea or good?
Speaker 2: But it be in the sea, because.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Messaging message in a bottle is
Speaker 1: in the ocean.
Speaker 8: What are we going to get a call from a
Speaker 8: pirate or something? The hotlines caught Hello, it worked?
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's what I thought anyway, all right, if you
Speaker 1: want to get in touch and get your is it
Speaker 1: just you? Featured on the show Slide into the DMS
Speaker 1: A couple of miches send us a voice note to
Speaker 1: we love hearing those and we can call you as well.
Speaker 1: Many options, but Carli, message you hear from you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we would message price keeper, General will get you. We'll
Speaker 1: get your price sent out. All right, now, this is
Speaker 1: very exciting, all thanks to Prime Video. Let's Jim is quickly.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's a quick hit of for you. And if
Speaker 2: you used to watch Glee, did either of you? Yes,
Speaker 2: I could just tell you're a Glee girl, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a Glee night.
Speaker 2: Oh gleek.
Speaker 1: They'll call Glee now. Hayden loves Glee. I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: That's right. I feel like Jenna and I would have
Speaker 2: been amazing friends with children. It sounds like we had
Speaker 2: the exact same child.
Speaker 3: Cats, everything, Yeah, every single shaddle club.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Cloud's daughters.
Speaker 2: But anyway, as a Glee fan, Jenny, you'd know that
Speaker 2: Will Shuster is just the most ghastly man to ever
Speaker 2: walk the earth.
Speaker 1: Who's Will? Who did he play?
Speaker 2: Well, he's the character, he's the Glee club teacher or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he looks like justin Timberlake, like a poor man's
Speaker 1: justin Timberla.
Speaker 2: So funny I say that apparently the role was actually
Speaker 2: intended for justin Timberlake. That's who they had in mind
Speaker 2: when they wrote the role. Oh wow, but it's come
Speaker 2: out this week after Ryan Murphy, the creator, went on
Speaker 2: that podcast, you know, the podcast at the two former
Speaker 2: cast members host.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he went on their podcast and he revealed that
Speaker 2: the original script it was way darker the show was
Speaker 2: meant to be, and Will Shooster was supposed to be
Speaker 2: addicted to ice. Oh. Had they stuck to the original script,
Speaker 2: he would have been far more creepy than he already was. Yes,
Speaker 2: like already looking at that man, Mitchell. Obviously you're not
Speaker 2: that familiar, but he really should be in prison. Is
Speaker 2: so fucked?
Speaker 1: What do you mean with the kids?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Does he groom them?
Speaker 2: He may as well. Hold on, let me, I'm going
Speaker 2: to google creepy shit. Will Shoestus didn't give anything to
Speaker 2: you know, he's just off. He's so inappropriate, gross, his
Speaker 2: gross in.
Speaker 1: Real life as well. Wasn't he fired from the So
Speaker 1: you think you can dance judging pedal for something weird
Speaker 1: that he did.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think I've heard he's done something.
Speaker 2: The actor's name is Matthew Morrison. I'm not sure about
Speaker 2: what he gets up to in real life. But he's
Speaker 2: certainly that character is a real sleeves bag. So I've
Speaker 2: just found an article of problematic things that mister Shuster
Speaker 2: did on Glee. He blackmailed Finn into joining the Glee
Speaker 2: club by putting drugs in his locker. True story, Oh
Speaker 2: my god. He brought in his alcoholic friend April Rhodes
Speaker 2: to teach the choir and when he found out that
Speaker 2: she'd gotten one of the kids drunk, did he kick
Speaker 2: her out or dobarn na, He just let us stay
Speaker 2: on due to your care forget it.
Speaker 1: That's fuck.
Speaker 2: There was the time that mister Shoe invited his underage
Speaker 2: students to his apartment. He performed Toxic with the students
Speaker 2: and humps a hat throughout the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Not appropriate, not for a teacher.
Speaker 2: He performed Blurred Lines with the Leek Club, which is
Speaker 2: a song about date rape. Him a thirty seven year
Speaker 2: old man performing with nine miners about date and he
Speaker 2: touches the kids through in the performance.
Speaker 1: It's just oh so knowing that.
Speaker 2: That character was intended to be an ice addict, it
Speaker 2: really checks out. Apparently the original rating was going to
Speaker 2: be like, ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're you know Ryan Murphy's American horror story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his special.
Speaker 1: His shit is fucked yeah as well and Dama yeah
Speaker 1: yeah wow yeah. Actually, now you think of it, him
Speaker 1: doing a perky high school set comedy drama musical doesn't
Speaker 1: make sense Ryan Murphy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Apparently he just wanted to do something a
Speaker 2: little different. He wanted to do a musical, and everyone's like, okay,
Speaker 2: how are you going to make that work?
Speaker 1: I've just googled formers, so you think you can dance?
Speaker 1: Judge Matthew Morrison, he sent inappropriate flirty text to a
Speaker 1: young female contestant. Oh okay, and they fired him. So
Speaker 1: you know that. Yeah, oh god, no thanks.
Speaker 2: He just gives me the air commits to shoe and
Speaker 2: now Matthew Morrison does too.
Speaker 1: Hey, I saw this. I found this very funny. So
Speaker 1: obviously Halloween was a week ago, now it was last week.
Speaker 1: Did you guys trick or treat?
Speaker 2: Do you trick or t I've never done it in
Speaker 2: my life.
Speaker 1: No, Well, in Sydney, which is where we are, guess
Speaker 1: which Hollywood A list was trick or treating with his hot,
Speaker 1: beautiful female celebrity.
Speaker 2: Wife who I didn't hear around with Ryan Gosling. I
Speaker 2: didn't even know who was in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's in Sydney, but he's filming. He's filming the
Speaker 1: new movie for Guy, which I didn't even know was happening.
Speaker 1: But the whole thing is being said in Sydney and
Speaker 1: he's been basic here for three months. His wife is
Speaker 1: obviously Eva Mendez. They've got two kids, and so did
Speaker 1: they go with the kids? They went with the kids.
Speaker 2: Oh you should have led with that, because when you
Speaker 2: said he went trick or treating with his wife, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you have a grown man. What the heck are you doing?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, look, I'll get some photos up and
Speaker 1: have a look trash out because he wasn't inconspicuous, he
Speaker 1: wasn't hiding. It looked like Ryan Gosling and he wasn't
Speaker 1: spotted until the very end, and even Mendez was there
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's people don't care that much, you don't think.
Speaker 1: I mean, if she came to your front door.
Speaker 2: Where was he trick or treating? That's my question.
Speaker 1: Eastern Suburbs.
Speaker 2: Oh, they're so far at their own ass there, they
Speaker 2: wouldn't even cared.
Speaker 1: The rich bitches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't think they would have well, clearly because
Speaker 2: they would just wandering around freely, like if it's nothing anyway.
Speaker 1: I thought that was very interesting. There's celebs amongst us,
Speaker 1: everybody interesting. I got trick or treaders on Halloween? Did
Speaker 1: you guys? Not?
Speaker 2: No? I never have, I think because I've always been
Speaker 2: in an apartment situation that they can't get in. Thank God,
Speaker 2: what would I do?
Speaker 1: I get so many trick or treators? Hayden and I
Speaker 1: had a little zombie cup that when you put your
Speaker 1: hand near it, it hit a censer and.
Speaker 2: It went, oh wow, so you really get into it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He put Kenny out.
Speaker 2: There's never a thing in my childhood, and so as
Speaker 2: an adult, I never got into it either. It's it's
Speaker 2: not a thing in my world. In fact, I left
Speaker 2: an event the other night which I'm about to tell
Speaker 2: you about actually, and I was like why everyone dressed
Speaker 2: like idiots? And then I realized it was Halloween. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, fuck, let's role play.
Speaker 1: How would you do it? Mitchell? Because I were how
Speaker 1: would you trick your treat? Ready? You're laying on your
Speaker 1: lounge and general and I are children?
Speaker 3: Okay, should we.
Speaker 2: Come to this house.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lovely gentleman in there. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he's so happy and would have candy for.
Speaker 3: Us, so much candy for us. Let's go to the door.
Speaker 1: Bailey reached the doorbell. Get on my shoulders.
Speaker 3: I'm getting on your shoulders now.
Speaker 2: Now, hello, Hi?
Speaker 1: What trick or treat? Treat?
Speaker 2: Are those the only two choices?
Speaker 1: Yes? There they are, Sorry, because in my.
Speaker 2: World it's trick treat or get the fuck off the property?
Speaker 2: Your choice?
Speaker 1: Oh, we just want candy.
Speaker 2: Now the lady's angry at us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'd be terrible' now you're soft hearted, you'd be sweet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I don't know if i'd be sweet, but
Speaker 2: i'd be like I've got nothing to offer you. Would
Speaker 2: you like an antidepressant? I don't know what do you want?
Speaker 1: Your kid's got undiagnosed? Ahd, here's a riddlin. You should
Speaker 1: see me. I'm at the front door. I play full character.
Speaker 1: I love child. What would you like? I love it?
Speaker 1: It's the best. Anyway, that's Halloween. We had to save Halloween.
Speaker 2: But anyway, like I said the other night, I was
Speaker 2: at an event. I was at the preview screening for
Speaker 2: that new movie that Harry Styles is in called My Policeman. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's apparently hot and heavy and gay. I know you
Speaker 2: must watch it. It's out on Prime video now. So
Speaker 2: Harry plays a gay cop in the fifties and a
Speaker 2: bit of a tragic love story. We were saying not
Speaker 2: long ago on the podcast that, oh, what is every
Speaker 2: gay movie? And in tragedy? It is a bit emotion
Speaker 2: I will say that, but I think it's a good
Speaker 2: one to watch.
Speaker 1: Educational as well, right, like it educates you on life
Speaker 1: as being a gay man win in the fifties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really really opened my eyes as to how
Speaker 2: different things are these days versus then. I'm an and
Speaker 2: proud gay person.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean you had to hide. It was
Speaker 1: illegal in some places.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that when Greece was happening in the
Speaker 2: fifties and they're all happy and jolly, the gays are
Speaker 2: having to hide. And I won't give too much away,
Speaker 2: but there was one moment where someone gets arrested and
Speaker 2: sent to prison ye for giving a b J in
Speaker 2: an alleyway behind a pub jail. Yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I didn't realize that it was a
Speaker 2: legal homosexuality in the fifties. It doesn't sound like it
Speaker 2: was that long ago, but shitoul come so far. Like, personally,
Speaker 2: I have no desire to be involved in gobby in
Speaker 2: an alleyway, but I've never felt more grateful to have
Speaker 2: the option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sleep soundly knowing that I could if I
Speaker 1: wanted to.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what's the worst that would happen? I
Speaker 2: slap on the wrist for public indecency or something like that.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go to bloody prison.
Speaker 1: No, at least they're already limp. We'll be fine. We'll
Speaker 1: take the slap on the wrist.
Speaker 2: And so, Yeah, it was definitely an eye opener. I
Speaker 2: highly recommend you've got to go check it out. It's
Speaker 2: out now in prime video. Okay, Wall, how's Harry?
Speaker 1: Because I saw him in Don't Worry Darling and was
Speaker 1: actually shocked and he would have seen that movie, right, Jenny, Oh,
Speaker 1: you love it?
Speaker 3: I really wanted is he good?
Speaker 2: Because he was great in that It didn't feel like
Speaker 2: I was watching like you know, when you watched Asari's Morn,
Speaker 2: it felt like you were watching a singer keep acting
Speaker 2: a crack. It didn't feel like that. He actually was
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 1: I have to say, good on him. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: the chick. And how good are the gay sex scenes
Speaker 1: because in some movies it's like that's they need a
Speaker 1: lot of prep. What are they doing there? Like, that's
Speaker 1: not how gay sex work was It was it real? Oh?
Speaker 2: You don't see everything, you know. I will say this
Speaker 2: that there were scenes where it was comparing Harry Styles's
Speaker 2: character having sex with his wife versus his secret same
Speaker 2: sex lover, and they were meant to be contrasting how
Speaker 2: much he's enjoying one versus the other. And it was
Speaker 2: really good at pretending you hated fucking a woman.
Speaker 1: I will say that it was so that scene. So
Speaker 1: there has to be some realism in there. Do you
Speaker 1: think he's been there potentially?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. It really doesn't bother me either way,
Speaker 2: to be honest, But either he's a really convincing actor
Speaker 2: or he's been there. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean being him again very soon, so I might
Speaker 1: ask him, Harry, what hold did you prefer being?
Speaker 2: I mean they were allowed to actually enter in the
Speaker 2: scene otherwise it's no porn no, of course, but in
Speaker 2: his real life. Yeah, sure he's dabbled.
Speaker 1: We all have dabbled, I'm fine. No one's canceling me led, No,
Speaker 1: he just tried. No, don't try it, don't try.
Speaker 2: But again, nice to have the option. Yes, very true,
Speaker 2: but we're making it's all fun and games. We're making
Speaker 2: fun of it. But I do highly recommend you've got
Speaker 2: to go check it out. I absolutely adored it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults? Food again?
Speaker 2: All right? Now, I know that we said last week
Speaker 2: we were going to be taking your calls about cheeky
Speaker 2: scams you've gotten away with. Yes, we've had to bump
Speaker 2: that to next week because something far more pressing has come.
Speaker 1: Up, something urgent. An idiot has wise urgent asked us
Speaker 1: for their help, for our help, of course.
Speaker 2: And Jenna, she's the voice of reason in this room
Speaker 2: because she's got centuries of common sense on us, the
Speaker 2: series of wisdoms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenna actually helped Elizabeth decide on my wedding gown.
Speaker 1: It's true, and the yellow was lovely.
Speaker 2: Are we to say no to a listener in a crisis? Exactly?
Speaker 1: So let's do a show favorite.
Speaker 2: You doesn't know what decision she's making it of course.
Speaker 1: Enter Lane Hi, lady there, I am here.
Speaker 2: Hello, hello, Just what's the what's the issue?
Speaker 6: So my sister and I are getting a new little
Speaker 6: dashound puppy, and I've come up with this great name.
Speaker 6: I was so excited, like jumping up and down like
Speaker 6: Dot Wigan but like Dot wagon and shut it down.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna name your dog after Mitchell's ninety year
Speaker 2: old old ego pops up on the show quite a lot.
Speaker 1: She's been here recently too. Wait, wait, what kind of dog?
Speaker 1: Because I need to picture it because if it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a labrador, I don't see Dot just said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, she's.
Speaker 6: A chocolate like so a brown miniature dashound, so she
Speaker 6: actually has like she's completely solid. So it's also ironically
Speaker 6: a bit funny like Dot but was just shut it down.
Speaker 2: And it's also a beautiful punt wagons don't wagons down, hilario.
Speaker 2: And you can kind of call it Dot or wags
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 6: Like Dottie, and it's like, it's so cute and it
Speaker 6: could works in so many ways. Like I was literally
Speaker 6: jumping up and down and.
Speaker 2: All this in the Facebook group. It's very cute to
Speaker 2: that Dot. I'm just saying it. Now I'm going to
Speaker 2: start calling the dog dot because it looks like it
Speaker 2: suits little dot.
Speaker 1: Ye, there's no other choice. So what and what's your
Speaker 1: awful sister's idea for a name? What's a spot?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: My god? Like yeah, so we're like, we have to
Speaker 6: take it to the masses because she's going like she's
Speaker 6: a big Harry Potter fan. Oh oh yeah, so where
Speaker 6: was it? She's here as well.
Speaker 1: It's your sister's Danell. Right, hi, Donelle, what.
Speaker 6: Names did you comep with?
Speaker 2: Well, Donell's there. What's your problem, Donell?
Speaker 9: I don't have a problem with dot. But I looked
Speaker 9: at her and I'm like, but like I wanted something
Speaker 9: pney and I said, O Raisin poor or hell go
Speaker 9: huffle pup and he's like, no, right, come on, dot wagons,
Speaker 9: little dotty wagons.
Speaker 1: That's so cute.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing, Donell. You don't have to use
Speaker 2: the full name. You can just call the dog dot.
Speaker 2: Like my dog when I was a kid, my first
Speaker 2: ever pet, his name was Bandit. That's what we all
Speaker 2: called him, but I knew deep down his full name
Speaker 2: was Bandit's botty Sebastian. Oh yeah, so you don't have
Speaker 2: to use dot wagons every time, just little Dotty. That's cute.
Speaker 6: That's that's exactly it. Like we give all of ours.
Speaker 6: Like my other dog, his name is Rugo re Waffles,
Speaker 6: so he only gets called Ruga. So like, full names
Speaker 6: are totally a thing as well.
Speaker 2: That's a bit risky that name Riga Rewaffle, just saying
Speaker 2: the first bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look, okay, I didn't really think that far ahead.
Speaker 2: It's all right, guys, this is why.
Speaker 1: We need Okay, So, Lane, are you a listener of
Speaker 1: the show. Has Dnell ever heard the show?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're both really big listeners. Like we are
Speaker 6: actually gone back to your first podcast literally only the
Speaker 6: other day to start re listening to it all.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you back in episode one. Well, listen, we
Speaker 1: need a show pet. You know, after the death of
Speaker 1: the goldfish, Jenna's fish Sylvia. We lost Sylvia, so we
Speaker 1: don't have a show a show pet, so listen. The
Speaker 1: decision isn't in our hands. And sorry Darnell to say
Speaker 1: fuck you, but it's not in your hands. It's up
Speaker 1: to Janna.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's Jenner's decision now, Jenna, I think you need
Speaker 2: to hear both sides their argument, because I don't want
Speaker 2: to step on Darnelle's toes, even though selfishly.
Speaker 6: I really think you should.
Speaker 2: I think we should too. Sorry, Darnell's let up to you.
Speaker 2: It's up to Jenna, all right, both of you please
Speaker 2: your cases.
Speaker 4: I'm neutral at the moment, so I want to hear
Speaker 4: both of your sides go.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll let Darnell go first. I think she has
Speaker 6: more convincing to do.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: Time's up, Darnelle, your turn, Lane.
Speaker 6: That wasn't enough from her? I mean, do we really
Speaker 6: need to hear more?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Go on?
Speaker 9: No, I mean, like, don't get me wrong, Jody dot
Speaker 9: Wagons awesome name ten out of ten, don't get me wrong,
Speaker 9: but like at what for a while for your little face?
Speaker 9: And I'm like all but like Raven and there's like Raven.
Speaker 1: Poor, I mean you No, Harry Potter's on the way out.
Speaker 1: JK Rowling. Sorry, Ansel, give.
Speaker 2: Me no, we're not allowed to persuade the jury.
Speaker 1: Okay, good point.
Speaker 3: Sorry to hear both side.
Speaker 1: Darnelle, you've got thirty seconds left. Anything else you'd like
Speaker 1: to say?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No, I just like Raven.
Speaker 6: Portus is not even going to sell it.
Speaker 2: Not a very convincing argument. Over to lane Lane.
Speaker 6: Yeah, here we got all right, so obviously rips of
Speaker 6: the gold fish, but new and you know st stop Wagons,
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, and we both love the podcast,
Speaker 6: so it really feels like a good way to like
Speaker 6: represent your guys.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got a little groon on my face. Every
Speaker 2: time you say dot wagon, you little.
Speaker 1: Nod to be.
Speaker 9: That's another thing.
Speaker 6: It's making people smile. And is it making you feel
Speaker 6: two percent better? Mitch?
Speaker 2: Because it's maker at least Darlin use makes.
Speaker 6: We need to sell it anymore. I think that should
Speaker 6: be enough.
Speaker 3: Quiet, Quiet, you know.
Speaker 2: It's time for now.
Speaker 1: The big decision generates your choice to make the big call.
Speaker 4: I do quite like the name Raven, but I do
Speaker 4: think Harry Potter is on the way out and our podcast.
Speaker 2: Isn't get Harry with you move on. I want to
Speaker 2: go with.
Speaker 1: She's decided Dot Wagons yay.
Speaker 2: Little.
Speaker 6: Gorgeous and now you see Jenna, I'll even like I'll
Speaker 6: send you an actual photo you'll get I'll make a
Speaker 6: calendar for you. Jenna want this, No, I want everyone
Speaker 6: gets a calendar.
Speaker 2: Can you make like a Google a shared Google photoshoulder?
Speaker 2: I want to see all the mile signs her first
Speaker 2: chunder on the carpet. Beautiful.
Speaker 6: Okay, yep, that's done. So there'll be plenty of updates
Speaker 6: as well now that you guys are in on it.
Speaker 6: So it's basically like a community petny Dot. Everybody has
Speaker 6: a little share.
Speaker 2: We should definitely keep everyone in the Facebook group updated
Speaker 2: to in durant idiots, you know that would happen off
Speaker 2: the big debate over there.
Speaker 1: Dot Wagons is the new show pet and are we
Speaker 1: god parents? Mitch and I would love the honor if
Speaker 1: you'd bestowed upon us.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, it's going to be on a birth certificate.
Speaker 2: Imagine if dot Wagons has poppies, Oh my god, the
Speaker 2: little dotlets.
Speaker 1: Thank you Darlene and Lane. It was so good to
Speaker 1: meet you. And we want photos of dot Wagons please.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: Loves it No, she sounds see you guys to the show.
Speaker 2: Send our love.
Speaker 1: To the show dog.
Speaker 2: What a cutie, right, Jim Dog Toys coming in the
Speaker 2: next merch drop.
Speaker 1: Of them collars dog, No, they exist.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they're pretty sure. This is where we left
Speaker 2: off with the rash. Best thing I said, Jenna, you
Speaker 2: get some prototypes made and we'll consider it. And of
Speaker 2: course that involved you doing work.
Speaker 3: So I did We yet to see that I did
Speaker 3: it and like you did. Wait nowhere Bill Apong burnt down.
Speaker 2: Sorry and she had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: All right, that's us start everybody, Well, we've got a show.
Speaker 1: Pet Mitch has a boyfriend. Wow. Two big events of
Speaker 1: the show today.
Speaker 2: There's two happy dogs today, dot wagons and of course
Speaker 2: you thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Idiots, we love you. Of course you can go join
Speaker 1: our injury idiots on Facebook, join the conversation and otherwise
Speaker 1: we're back next week for another episode. If you want
Speaker 1: to get in touch a couple of mitches, slide into
Speaker 1: the DMS.
Speaker 2: That's where we'll be. You see you next week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to you, Hike, Is it just me?
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Speaker 2: Welcome to ad Debrief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend the show it's done and then
Speaker 2: talk shit.
Speaker 1: It's really not.
Speaker 2: Nothing is lined up here. It could go anywhere. This
Speaker 2: conversation with it's a couple of suspected add suffering people.
Speaker 1: Happen a debrief, Yes, deroofing on the show that was.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon Jennet's ADHD or add because she's too focused.
Speaker 2: Without medication, she can't possibly she doesn't seem to struggle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel like my medication also covers that
Speaker 4: as well. Ah, you feel like it overlap.
Speaker 1: A double whormy effect. Yes, listen, I've been tested. What
Speaker 1: I've got kiarim alformation mimics many, many, many other illnesses
Speaker 1: and disorders.
Speaker 2: So I reckon it's very nice of it to mimic
Speaker 2: the illnesses. I know it's appropriating illnesses, teasing them behind
Speaker 2: their back, mimicking them.
Speaker 1: Cancel Kiari. Yeah, so I'm not sure what's going on,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I've got any meeting with my new I've
Speaker 1: got a new neurologist on Friday.
Speaker 2: Oh god, did Patrick ever get back to you? Yeah,
Speaker 2: finally yesterday, because I reached out to my therapist on
Speaker 2: your behalf to get you a shrink.
Speaker 1: After a week.
Speaker 3: What did Patrick say?
Speaker 1: He said, Yes, should be fine, hit me back with
Speaker 1: some dates, some available times. No, haven't yet.
Speaker 2: I am I gonna have to do that too, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'll hit back in a week.
Speaker 1: I'll just wait for him. A patric treatment.
Speaker 2: No, go on True can play that game. We're all busy, Pat,
Speaker 2: he's pretty good, Like you're just schedule in the fifteen
Speaker 2: minute vibe check to make sure you actually want to
Speaker 2: go see him. It's all over the phone. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like that first thing.
Speaker 1: I know. I want to get through the actual neurological
Speaker 1: issues and then I can work on everything else, like
Speaker 1: the issues at hand that could actually kill me. So
Speaker 1: I sort that out.
Speaker 2: But you could do yeah, say you don't have to
Speaker 2: do one then the other you can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a lot to it's a lot mentally
Speaker 1: for both.
Speaker 2: You know, a fifteen minute phone call to make sure
Speaker 2: you like Patrick. I could ring him now, and.
Speaker 1: Now I want to I don't want to ring him.
Speaker 1: He did say he could do phone sessions. I thought
Speaker 1: that'd be interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I don't really get much out of those because
Speaker 2: I feel really awkward. I've got a fucking house mate.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, True.
Speaker 2: In my room, like I turn on every exhaust fan
Speaker 2: in the house without two bathrooms, I put that you
Speaker 2: know that thing when there's heaps of smoke coming out
Speaker 2: of the fry pan that in the pool to suck
Speaker 2: it up. It turn that on. Make it as loud
Speaker 2: as past so I can just speen in my room.
Speaker 2: I hate to telehealth appointments. Really yeah, I like going
Speaker 2: into his little office. You should drive you very comfy
Speaker 2: count really is the couchry is one of those long
Speaker 2: classic therapy chairs you see in films. I was kind
Speaker 2: of hoping for that, the long one that I can
Speaker 2: go down, but it's just the armchair, but a very
Speaker 2: gorgeous one. I love kitchen to put a fucking foot
Speaker 2: wrists in there, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Well, Hayden, my beloved, has COVID at the moment again
Speaker 1: the second to certainly the second time. But he's allergic
Speaker 1: to the COVID protein. It's a whole thing. So we
Speaker 1: had full enofyl access.
Speaker 2: It was a mess, but a pretty drag name Anna
Speaker 2: for laxis. Oh yeah, you're talking to the stage and
Speaker 2: for access.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Yeah. So he I haven't got it and
Speaker 1: he's had it for a week, so we've done well,
Speaker 1: it's a miracle. I no, right anyway, So he's isolating
Speaker 1: at home and I've recently allowed him back in the
Speaker 1: living room and to mask. With a mask on, he
Speaker 1: sits on one side and I sit. We put an
Speaker 1: armchair in the living room and oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have been converted to an armchair.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get rid of it.
Speaker 1: No, I love it. Yeah, because you're like you load
Speaker 1: on the ground. Your butt's comfy, your back is comfy,
Speaker 1: your arms have a rest, like you're at full peace.
Speaker 1: I love an arm put your laptop on you on
Speaker 1: your knees and you can. Oh it's so good.
Speaker 2: I'm quite excited to go couch shopping. I reckon That's
Speaker 2: what I'll do when I eventually get my new apartment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: get like one of these couch with the els and
Speaker 2: an armchair, because you're never know which mood I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to be in. You know what I would want
Speaker 1: to chase as well. I'm so over an ottoman. A
Speaker 1: chase is like the l the l the leg part
Speaker 1: is the chase.
Speaker 3: I've got one.
Speaker 1: He just just moves and like it's all over the place.
Speaker 1: It's in the way I want it built in. How
Speaker 1: is the house hunting going?
Speaker 2: Oh horrible?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Oh? Because how's this? I thought I was the one
Speaker 2: leaving my housemate Jordan in the lurch, but he's found
Speaker 2: a place before me. So I'm either going to have
Speaker 2: to stay put in that place alone and pay double
Speaker 2: rent until I find a new place or just be.
Speaker 1: Homeless for a bit place And when's he moving?
Speaker 2: Quite soon? And famously is a tighters, so he does
Speaker 2: not want to pay any longer than he needs to
Speaker 2: do at our place.
Speaker 1: Well, he can't just leave you in the lurch.
Speaker 2: I don't think he will. I don't think he will. Gee,
Speaker 2: it's deeply concerning because it's moving out with his boyfriend,
Speaker 2: and his boyfriend wants to get a cat, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: there goes Isabella's babysitter. She hates having another cat. Yes,
Speaker 2: she would imagine me going over there dropping off Isabella
Speaker 2: to Jordan being like can you look after and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: fuck my daughter from my first marriage. Here the half
Speaker 2: siblings of my new cats.
Speaker 1: Wait, is it like a cat that goes out like
Speaker 1: my NaN's cat Magic used to just go out on
Speaker 1: the street and not come home for days on end.
Speaker 2: Nah. No, she would hate that. We cats do like
Speaker 2: cats do that right, She's only just in the last
Speaker 2: couple of months mustled up the courage to go on
Speaker 2: the balcony. There's no way she's gone for a wonder.
Speaker 1: Is it not good?
Speaker 4: Jenna no, because cats can destroy native wildlife and everything
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: Really yep, yeah, see I'm a dog person because I
Speaker 1: love the constant affection.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you would be neaedy, Like my cat gives me
Speaker 8: constant affection with.
Speaker 1: Its asshole in your face. I might like that actually
Speaker 1: make get a cat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I was heartbroken the other day because
Speaker 2: my friend told me like, oh, I love it when
Speaker 2: i'm padding cats and they give you that little love fit.
Speaker 2: I was like what, And I was like, oh, when
Speaker 2: they just like you're patting them and then they gently
Speaker 2: bite your hand, it's a sign of affection. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, this whole time, I've been scolding Isabella, going
Speaker 2: why did you just bite me?
Speaker 1: And like I.
Speaker 2: Punish her, and then she was showing me affection.
Speaker 1: I cried, Oh are you sure? Well hold on, we
Speaker 1: should talk about Jenna's cat podcast. Yes, that's officially launched.
Speaker 2: I thought you were kidding this whole time.
Speaker 3: It's real.
Speaker 1: I did think it was a joke as well. But
Speaker 1: it's here and it's out. It's two girls.
Speaker 4: Five episodes are out, Two Girls, three Cats.
Speaker 1: Wow on iHeart Radio. It's an exclusive podcast?
Speaker 3: Yes is it?
Speaker 2: It's only on iHeart No, it's not an exclusive.
Speaker 1: It's an exclusive deal, all right.
Speaker 3: Yes, we signed a contract.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, a cat tract and how does it work?
Speaker 2: Have you heard it yet, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard it.
Speaker 2: Now I have tuned it. We should do an air
Speaker 2: check next week on this podcast. Yes, I'll play you
Speaker 2: bits and pieces and I'll just see what you think.
Speaker 2: Let's have it feedback to a listening party.
Speaker 1: Jenny, let's live tweet.
Speaker 2: When I say air check, that sounds a bit intimidating,
Speaker 2: like we're going to critique it. But a listening party and.
Speaker 1: Air check is it? It's a radio term like you
Speaker 1: listen back and then you critique and get notes and
Speaker 1: feedback on the show. Yeah, let's listen back. So are
Speaker 1: you having guests famous cat people?
Speaker 4: Yes, we might be getting Jessica Rowe Oh my brown
Speaker 4: Wow like that?
Speaker 1: And you discuss cat health or is it different types.
Speaker 4: Of No, it's just our experiences with our own catt
Speaker 4: it yahage.
Speaker 2: I'll show it all to you next week, don't you worry?
Speaker 1: Right, I can't wait, jenners are check feedback on the
Speaker 1: cat listening party? Sorry hashtag two girls three cats listening party?
Speaker 2: Yes, something quite roll off the tongue like two girls,
Speaker 2: one cup, doesn't it? Oh don't.
Speaker 3: You're the ones who showed me that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot we did that.
Speaker 1: Sorry. Have you ever been to an actual listening party?
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like an album listening party? Like
Speaker 1: I went to a Joe Anne listening party with the
Speaker 1: record label.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I haven't been to one of those, but
Speaker 2: I would have loved a bit at the Joe one.
Speaker 1: That's so awkward because you're sitting with a bunch of
Speaker 1: people and they're playing it off an iPod on a
Speaker 1: yewie boom, and then all the gays are gaggling and talking.
Speaker 1: You barely listen to the song, and then at the.
Speaker 2: End doesn't sound like very productive.
Speaker 1: No, everyone claps and then you forget the name of
Speaker 1: It's a mess. I don't like a listening party long
Speaker 1: story shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, I wouldn't be down for that.
Speaker 3: Well, this listening party will be different.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we'll listen intently. A bit tired trying to
Speaker 2: hide your yawn hide section of the.
Speaker 1: Podcast right into the mic. I need a coffee. I
Speaker 1: can't yawn again. You know you can't force yourn, Yes you.
Speaker 2: Can, I thought yawns were contagious, but I haven't caught
Speaker 2: one of you. You've been yawning all episodes I have.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 2: These aren't contagious.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, trying to meet you Earthyn. Maybe you know what,
Speaker 1: Maybe it's audible. I took the sound out, so maybe
Speaker 1: it's you're missing the sound.
Speaker 2: But I did see your mouth a gap.
Speaker 1: There is something nice about the noise, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Oh, if you listening right now, have caught the yawn
Speaker 2: just from listening? Please DMS. I'd love to know. I
Speaker 2: doubt it's contagious via the cloud.
Speaker 1: I think it would be you see someone you on
Speaker 1: in a movie and I yawn, I get tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, maybe it's just not contagious for me because
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't do that. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: it from you.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting it from you.
Speaker 2: Well sorry, No, what are you please about it? I'm
Speaker 2: just saying maybe it's I'm the problem.
Speaker 3: And I'm the problem too.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you definitely is their antidepressants.
Speaker 1: Do you guys struggle or fall asleep?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, How long does it take you to fall asleep
Speaker 1: once you're in bed?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's different depending on the day. Some nights. Some
Speaker 2: days I'm out like a light. Some nights it's always
Speaker 2: a nice that I try to go to bed early
Speaker 2: and I'm actively trying to get to sleep early that
Speaker 2: my mind raises million miles an hour.
Speaker 3: But I like to read before as well.
Speaker 2: Books.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I did that for a little bit when I was
Speaker 2: struggling to get to sleep. And it's not because I
Speaker 2: found it soothing. It's because it's mind fuckingly boring reading
Speaker 2: a book. So I just not I'd fall asleep with
Speaker 2: the book in my hand.
Speaker 1: I've never done that. Is it actually? Hell?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It does? Really?
Speaker 1: What just keeps your mind focused on something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I just naturally get tired, really yeah,
Speaker 2: because your mind's not wondering, it's focusing on that one
Speaker 2: and how boring it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then what book was it? I can't remember? God notes, So.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the Sean Pitt coming soon. We
Speaker 1: have to get his consent, of course, but I'll text him.
Speaker 1: I have his number, and.
Speaker 2: Do you actually no, I can tell when you're lying
Speaker 2: you do not?
Speaker 1: I do? Oh for we'll get him on. It will
Speaker 1: lightly grill him, just like like a weberque. It's like
Speaker 1: a small baby camping grill.
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to do this for Hayden.
Speaker 1: But we still had him on the shor pit.
Speaker 2: What sort of questions are you going to ask?
Speaker 1: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 2: What did you know?
Speaker 1: You said?
Speaker 2: You said you're going to ask the uncomfortable ones.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just going to ask what are your intentions
Speaker 1: with our friend?
Speaker 2: You don't need to get him to come all the
Speaker 2: way in here for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's it's better when it's more personal and correct.
Speaker 2: Plus, I think you'll find Hayden couldn't be fu coming in.
Speaker 2: He did it from home.
Speaker 1: That was at the height of the pandemic.
Speaker 2: No, I think you're find it wasn't it, and he
Speaker 2: doesn't care about us all your podcast.
Speaker 1: He also can't drive. I think that was probably something
Speaker 1: to do with it. Can Shawn drive?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank the Lord.
Speaker 2: I know what a green flag that was.
Speaker 1: I should have seen that with Hayden.
Speaker 2: Anyway, What sort of questions are you going to ask?
Speaker 1: How are you? What are your intentions? When did you
Speaker 1: know you know he was right for you? Tell us
Speaker 1: a bit about.
Speaker 3: You, your first impression.
Speaker 1: First impression, favorite part of the podcast, favorite episode, or
Speaker 1: when did you start listening?
Speaker 2: I can tell you that. I don't think he's gone
Speaker 2: back and listened to the back catalog. He's only started
Speaker 2: listening like maybe a month or two ago, got it,
Speaker 2: and it's only heard recent stuff. And you know how
Speaker 2: contraceptive diaphram. Sam took quite the hiatus. Yes, he had
Speaker 2: like a month or two where he just wasn't around,
Speaker 2: didn't appear in episodes. When he came back, someone was like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck is Sam?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, I can tell you're fresh then, because you haven't
Speaker 2: nobody whose Sam was? Anyway? What else are you going
Speaker 2: to ask? Because I can just answer them now we
Speaker 2: can know that's not the fun because we.
Speaker 1: Want it's you know what, I'm only gonna write questions.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to see how we vibe on the day.
Speaker 2: Well, if there is fascinating as the ones you asked me,
Speaker 2: then I'll tell him not to waste this time.
Speaker 1: He can do it.
Speaker 2: He split the bill, Who cares?
Speaker 1: I care?
Speaker 3: Does he have access to your bank account?
Speaker 2: It's like, what the fuck? I know you probably care,
Speaker 2: but you the listener does not.
Speaker 1: Yes, they do. We're all worried about your financial situation.
Speaker 2: I'm very comfort good.
Speaker 1: That's it. If it works.
Speaker 2: No, that was a big one.
Speaker 1: Nothing normally takes a couple of moments.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not getting anything. I'm so alert.
Speaker 1: What the fuck I'll have what she's having?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's that from? Uh?
Speaker 3: Is that from?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: When there's that big orgasm scene, she's screaming yes, yeah
Speaker 2: in the restaurant. I don't understand what that was as
Speaker 2: a kid, because obviously I don't know what an orgasm was.
Speaker 2: And you know when you put a VHS in and
Speaker 2: they'd be trailers for other movies at the start that scene.
Speaker 2: I probably saw it a million times because for some reason,
Speaker 2: my favorite movie was Look who's talking?
Speaker 1: What's that? I've never seen that baby?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, talking?
Speaker 1: What's Lucu's talking?
Speaker 3: Just picture the artwork.
Speaker 2: It's the little balls on his head? Yeah, look bad,
Speaker 2: don travolter in it?
Speaker 1: Wait, what's the premise? Doesn't that baby get lost?
Speaker 2: And Kursey Ali? No, he knocks her up? I'm pretty
Speaker 2: sure right yeah, yeah, but yeah I used to see
Speaker 2: that ad for the orgie scene. Can you find it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And I had no idea what was going on with
Speaker 2: a kid. I was like, she loves that free on?
Speaker 4: Ye do you mean I've never seen the movie. But
Speaker 4: I had seen from the trailers before these.
Speaker 1: Movies, my searching trailer for No.
Speaker 2: I just say, what's it called again?
Speaker 3: When Harry met Sally?
Speaker 2: There you go, when I just go when Harry met
Speaker 2: Sally restaurant scene or something like that. Surely that will
Speaker 2: narrow it down. Well, you do that. I was very
Speaker 2: excited to learn last week that this screen on my
Speaker 2: side of the desk is a touch screen, and I
Speaker 2: can answer calls. Hey, it's kiss. What's your name?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Hold the line? Mail.
Speaker 1: Don't be rude to them because they're now get me back,
Speaker 1: because they'll call me tonight. She's gone.
Speaker 2: What if someone else picked up the phone the actual
Speaker 2: person he was calling?
Speaker 1: No, one's on air, and you should have told.
Speaker 3: Her that she was on speakerphone as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was terrible.
Speaker 2: Oh we better tell her hold on? Is it her
Speaker 2: calling back? Try?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 2: Exkids?
Speaker 6: What your name you hung up with?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Sorry, mail? You dropped out? No, would never hang up
Speaker 2: and your mail listen, We're gonna put it again tomorrow.
Speaker 2: You're calling for Bank of kJ Yeah, okay, yeah, Kyle
Speaker 2: and Dack play again and adding em and more chances
Speaker 2: of the all day while you work.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, no problem, thank you a good one, have
Speaker 6: a lovely day.
Speaker 1: Bye. That's how it's done, all right, she hung up. Perfect.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 1: I got you.
Speaker 2: I hope I got all that information right. I pulled
Speaker 2: that out of my asse.
Speaker 1: It sounded right, truly. When I do it on my show,
Speaker 1: I just make it up as like he's when Harry
Speaker 1: met out with these women.
Speaker 4: You just get up out of that and leave.
Speaker 1: Sure, I've been to that restaurant. Cat's stilly. There's a
Speaker 1: sign on the ceiling the points to the seat that
Speaker 1: was sitting at him.
Speaker 2: So yeah, she just bangs an orgy.
Speaker 7: Oh oh.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. Oh imagine reading this in the script and
Speaker 2: it just says in like brackets fake orgasm. Oh oh god,
Speaker 2: oh oh gosh, oh it doesn't sound very kind.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh yeah, right there.
Speaker 1: What is she eating?
Speaker 2: I don't think it's about Oh I think you smiling
Speaker 2: at him. I'll make a point god.
Speaker 7: Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes yes.
Speaker 1: The oldies looking like some old went looking at her like.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, oh oh.
Speaker 3: God, oh I'll have what she's having. That lady is
Speaker 3: the director's mum.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I can't say I knew that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good fact, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Thank you. I haven't seen the movie though.
Speaker 1: Another is that when Harry met Sally or they've known
Speaker 1: each other prior to that moment, because that would be
Speaker 1: a very awkward first intro.
Speaker 2: I think, maybe how did that scene come about? Did
Speaker 2: he maybe say, oh, women can't fake orgathens, You've never
Speaker 2: faked one? And then she was proving that, Yeah I can, right,
Speaker 2: I said that you could yawn, but blowing your nose
Speaker 2: right into the mic has kind of taking the Pierce
Speaker 2: do it off, Mike your freak.
Speaker 1: Because Hayden's got COVID, of course, so I get pcar
Speaker 1: every day. I just wanted to check that the flame was clear,
Speaker 1: so that means I'm most likely enough.
Speaker 2: COVID cool some things that are okay to say his thoughts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, I take one more call off.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think that's leave it to the pros.
Speaker 1: Hi, what can I you?
Speaker 6: I was the ons, You're right, Oh.
Speaker 1: The Bank of kJ You've called too late. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have to call back a little bit later on.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: That was vague. What you're gonna have to call a
Speaker 2: little bit later on tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Now you don't give them because you want to keep
Speaker 1: them listening, so you don't give them it. You don't
Speaker 1: say tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh I never said to stop listening to me. I
Speaker 2: just said I don't want to waste a fucking time.
Speaker 1: If someone said to you you have to call back tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. Yeah, but you're not going to sit
Speaker 1: by the radio. You want. You want them to stay
Speaker 1: listening to kiss.
Speaker 2: But then she just gets frustrated and goes, fuck this place.
Speaker 2: But I gave her the information, Adam and all day.
Speaker 2: That's when you're gonna get the chance, so she'll.
Speaker 1: Know, welcome to listening to commercial RIGHTA. All is just frustrating.
Speaker 1: Jonesy Demanda. You walk over to their show in the
Speaker 1: morning when it's on, it's like zen. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a spa. Yeah, it is out a Jonesy Demanda rule.
Speaker 2: No speaking, not even on any just sit here and
Speaker 2: just absorb the Roy Orbison song.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, interesting, No, it's not a rule.
Speaker 1: Unspoken rules. Shut the up, Kelly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so let's talk about anything else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's wrap it up.
Speaker 2: I thought, oh, there's something happening with you.
Speaker 1: I've already spoken about it. Hayden's got COVID, I won
Speaker 1: the award, the house hunting's not going well. To cancel
Speaker 1: the open house because Hayden had COVID and they couldn't
Speaker 1: come to the house. And the real estate agent the little.
Speaker 2: Dick, Oh, well, why are you trying not to get it?
Speaker 2: Just just prolong your time in that house for being
Speaker 2: a victor. Just like Hayden spit in my face. I
Speaker 2: want to get COVID.
Speaker 1: Well, I didn't really want. We are isolating because I
Speaker 1: wanted to avoid getting it. But I said to the
Speaker 1: real estate agent, Hey, sorry, Hayden has COVID. You can't
Speaker 1: come through any woe high As per New South Wales guidelines,
Speaker 1: there is no law regarding him to isolate. So I'd
Speaker 1: like to still make the open house go ahead. So
Speaker 1: I wrote a sign open home canceled and put it
Speaker 1: on the front door.
Speaker 2: Did you actually yeah? So people would just turn around?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitchell, why I'm allowed to?
Speaker 2: I suppose you are. But oh I didn't realize you
Speaker 2: with that cunning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my house, my right. My boyfriend is sickly yway.
Speaker 1: That's about all that's going on in my life.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's about it.
Speaker 1: My sister bought a house. Oh yeah, yeah, really moving
Speaker 1: on up in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah it must be nice.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, it really is nice?
Speaker 2: Can't you just fucking let you say there?
Speaker 1: It's the Shire. Don't want to live back in the Shire.
Speaker 2: I don't know you bloody slept out there all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're not gonna be able to go
Speaker 2: to any family barbecues now that you can't drive. Well,
Speaker 2: I can get the train, yeah, but would you I
Speaker 2: doubt it.
Speaker 1: I might become a trained guy. Sorry, no, it makes
Speaker 1: me sick just thinking of it. Truly, it actually does
Speaker 1: meets you. Anything happening in your life. You want to
Speaker 1: talk about anything of merit.
Speaker 2: Well, I think I think I've given you the big updates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've really hit all the things. Mitchell's you know regular. Fuck,
Speaker 1: jenna'dst the meat market. He's off, not on sale, not
Speaker 1: on special, not even in the windy window, windybanks. I'm
Speaker 1: an award winner, as is Jenna. We have a show,
Speaker 1: pet I think that really is a solid show's let's
Speaker 1: end to this.
Speaker 2: It's our series finale. Yeah, there's nothing else to discuss
Speaker 2: we finally run out of conversation.
Speaker 1: Actually, should we discuss? Should? Should we? Should we wrap
Speaker 1: up for the year soon? What? Should we wrap up
Speaker 1: for the year soon?
Speaker 2: It's heading towards Christmas, so we've only got a few
Speaker 2: weeks left.
Speaker 1: Only a couple of weeks and then we're done for
Speaker 1: season four. Then we'll take a chrissy break and we'll
Speaker 1: be back in the new year. So yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: deserve a little break.
Speaker 2: You know how you asked like, do you get to
Speaker 2: sleep easily?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Last night I did not because I was literally thinking
Speaker 2: about the logistics of launching the new pot Car season.
Speaker 2: I was like, we haven't done the photo shoot yet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's going to be tough, but you mean it's going
Speaker 2: to be tough. What I want to hear? What would
Speaker 2: be nice to be like, we'll work through it together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. Worry about the now.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, what I'm I worried about in the now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's happening now?
Speaker 2: Nothing, I'm worried. Actually no, I'm on real estate dot
Speaker 2: com at you and there's no new one. It's the
Speaker 2: first time i've refreshed it today and there's no new ones.
Speaker 1: We're sought, sought by newest. I thought all those tricks
Speaker 1: of the trade.
Speaker 2: I feel like I might just have to move into
Speaker 2: a fuck hole and then move again, because there's there's
Speaker 2: no point in delaying it till I find the perfect
Speaker 2: place that I love.
Speaker 4: You.
Speaker 1: Get a six month lease and see where it goes
Speaker 1: from there, or just like a month by monthly. Six
Speaker 1: months is a long.
Speaker 2: Time, but if I put that on the application, they
Speaker 2: won't accept it.
Speaker 3: A month by month lease, crap place.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they'll take what they can go.
Speaker 2: I'll be grateful for the attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's go, everybody. We've extayed our welcome
Speaker 1: in our own chef.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all, chick, That's all.
Speaker 1: So we do guys. Congratulations Dot Wagons the new show,
Speaker 1: pet congratulations.
Speaker 2: Honey, Mitch has been thrown around on the rig.
Speaker 1: Jenna and I have an ocra Jenna's new podcast. It's
Speaker 1: a new era of a gym and we can't wait
Speaker 1: to see you next week and have you a part
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