WEBVTT - FULL: Bird Possum Rat 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:05.040 Good morning. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:12.280 It's a Christian Color Show podcast. How many years have 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:12.920 you been doing it? 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.480 That's why older people have big years. 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.360 Don't laugh immediately pasts you try and rain in all 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:18.800 that laughter. 0:00:19.160 --> 0:00:22.480 Look Christian, no colal show on Gold one oh four 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:23.200 point three. 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:26.799 Hey, good morning Wednesday morning. Beautiful, beautiful start to today. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:30.080 It's make me feel nostalgic for rather. Homelanan, Good morning, Patsy, 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.520 Good morning, Christian, Good. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:32.720 Morning, Jack, Good morning guys. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:34.480 As soon as I come into the studio in the morning, 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.040 I always going to flick through the text messages that 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:39.839 have come in to the station since the end of 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:43.239 the show yesterday, and normally connection of some very old 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.360 ones that come into you midnight and now. But then 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:49.040 I saw one towards the end of the yesterday's show 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.000 last ten minutes. So we were do him busy doing 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:53.760 with all the people entering the artwork, time way stuff. 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:56.280 But you know we're talking about giant things yesday, the 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:58.840 giant lobster, the big old choir ad at Horsham. 0:00:59.200 --> 0:01:00.680 I just saw that was a message here, and I 0:01:00.720 --> 0:01:01.360 was saying. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:05.880 What's to stop us building like a giant fiberglass a kidney? 0:01:05.920 --> 0:01:07.400 I see you poo pooed the equid now and then 0:01:07.400 --> 0:01:08.480 we thought maybe actually. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:09.959 Think I think your kidney is better than a puppy 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.200 because it's more Australian. Thank you, So I actually think 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:13.720 you were right and you're back on the kidney sign. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:14.600 I'm back on the kidney. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:14.920 Okay. 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:16.520 Well, look we just we're just at the moment, we're 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:18.960 just workshopping. What is the giant fiberglass thing we're going 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.679 to construct? All right and put somewhere. I saw this 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:23.880 that came in yesterday morning at ten to nine. Are 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:28.119 you aware of the giant dog in Fairfield? At first 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:29.680 I thought this was a news story and oh, I 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.440 didn't realize. We should have got pats to do. Please 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:33.360 be aware there. 0:01:33.280 --> 0:01:38.560 Was a giant dog, mego dog in Fairfield. 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:41.360 It's nine o'clock, good morning. And then I thought, oh 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:44.400 it must have been I mean, there's a fiberglass giant dog. 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:45.440 I didn't know about this. 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.280 This wouldn't Fairfield's the next suburb over from where I 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:48.720 grew up. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:49.880 Why is it a wooden dog? Big? 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.280 Wouldn't dog with sunglasses on? 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:52.920 Of course it makes sense. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:55.800 I think the sunglasses might be solar panels as well. 0:01:56.080 --> 0:02:02.480 So he powers Fairfield. I am a dog. You can 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:05.520 watch Netflix and chill thanks to me. The Wooden Dog 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:06.360 was so nice. 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:10.840 Actually, he's about twenty five years old, so I don't 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.000 know if they had sold and. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.560 They did not have power to be fake panels twenty 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.799 five years ago. It was this posturing thing. 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:19.480 But he doesn't do anything. He just stands at the railway. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:24.959 I want him to do poor old don't I just 0:02:25.000 --> 0:02:31.320 stood there all? Wouldn't he do something entertain he she 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:35.280 doesn't do anything. I'm serious. We have to work out 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:37.919 what is the giant fiberglass thing that we have here 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.400 in Richmond, somewhere in Melbourne. 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:42.360 The thing we when it gets into this morning is 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.760 at the end of the yesterday show, Patsy was turning 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:46.320 Jack and I. I think it was during the last 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.079 song we played about what I can only describe as 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.880 passive aggressive behavior at three as and this is what 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:57.280 a marriage is. See all these hidden secret arguments and 0:02:57.360 --> 0:03:00.480 wars that you're doing with each other, right that that 0:03:00.600 --> 0:03:04.600 isn't an actual argument even in your mind. 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.360 Yeah, oh, they didn't put that there. When I'm going 0:03:06.400 --> 0:03:07.720 to leave it, I'm not going to put that there 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:10.040 because that happened ten years ago. 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.160 Well, it's twenty two years of marriage, isn't it real? 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.680 Tell us about why you're clacking around slamming drawers at 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:21.320 three am with the dishwasher. I wake him my dishwasher. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:24.000 On, just to prove a point at three am. This 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.639 guy is a former office office work sales with the year. 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.520 He can't do that job tied, all right, he's you know, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:33.360 he's pitching to big companies about post it notes and 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.960 start leave her arch files. 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.720 He can't do that, tired. It's an important job, pats. 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:40.160 No, Well you know what he I woke him up 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.560 yesterday at three am. 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.160 He called out, what are you doing out there? 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:48.839 The news episode nine hundred and fifty two. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.200 Last week they were living in the theater that shows 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.720 Harry Potter. They're back again for the fifth time. 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.640 Because I was quick clacking on the floor, on the floorboards, 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:58.280 and I was. 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:01.320 With your shoes. He should with my shoes gone or something. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.600 Learning Spanish dancing and an online. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:06.800 Course, new boots, so they're not worning. So they are 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:08.000 a bit clicky glaggie. 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:10.320 So you see, I don't put any footwar on soil. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.920 I'm outside the house. Yeah, no, well I've been told 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:14.240 to do that by my wife, So I do it. 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:15.480 That's your solf I now. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.479 So all my tubs of shoes he moved. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:24.400 Out last night, topes I do. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:29.640 But no, yesterday I was pottering about the house, which 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:33.200 probably didn't help in the noise factor. So I'd hung 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:34.320 out a load of washing. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:38.120 But I also three three am. Yeah, you're so productive. 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.880 I can pants on and get in the car. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:46.600 Yourself, just enough time to get into breakfast and then 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:47.200 get in the car. 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.760 And that's adding tasks and chores and stuff like that. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.000 What you're hanging out close now? 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:54.880 I put a load of washing out that I've done 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.520 the night before, and then I put getting to the dishwasher. 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.880 I put the dishwasher on. But I put the dishwasher 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.800 because he was meant to do it the night before 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.480 and didn't. And I hate coming home after a breakfast 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:08.920 shift and there's pots and pans and goodness knows what else? 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.680 What do you worry as just you and Chris and 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.200 your daughter? You know, it sounds like you're a scully 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:21.440 maid in town and must have some pans, all right? 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:25.160 Mary poppin the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.280 If you're in a long termination with somebody and you 0:05:27.360 --> 0:05:30.680 live together. You've done what passes? Do we all do this? 0:05:30.839 --> 0:05:34.960 I've done it with my wife. These passive aggressive little gestures, 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:38.640 aren't they that are just like it's all kind of 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:42.039 by stealth, isn't it. I remember a couple of months ago, right, 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:44.960 my wife when she makes a cup of tea, right, 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.960 she won't put the tea bag open up under the 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.080 sink is the thing you put out and that's the bin. 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:53.520 She wants to just dump the tea bag in the 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:54.279 scene in the sink. 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.400 He does the same thing in the plug, as if 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:58.120 trying to do. 0:05:58.920 --> 0:06:01.600 We have an ongoing argument, right since we've had kids, 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.480 that the kids are messy because it's my fault, all right, 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.080 Any negative traits the kids have somehow, that's all my 0:06:07.320 --> 0:06:07.760 just genes. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.080 Nothing positive they have has come from it. It's the 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.760 bad stuff. Right. I am slightly messy. Okay, this is 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:17.200 a gree with that, Wagan. We're going to go with 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.159 that one now we today, chriss, I am slightly. 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:21.680 Messy, okay. So he goes, this is why the kids 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:23.160 are like that, because they see you being like that. 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.920 They learn more from how we behave than what we say. 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:29.200 So cozy. I had enough with this tea bag one 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:31.640 more and I was like, just it's literally about a 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.560 millime and just open it chuck it in. So I 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.720 took a photo of it, texted her and then put 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.840 underneath this is why the kids are messy because of this. 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:41.600 It escalated really quickly and it went to a phone 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:47.280 call music. What do you mean by that? I? Oh, no, 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:49.440 I don't think you did. That is not read like 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:57.040 banter to me. I don't know why. That is what 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:58.760 it is to be in a marriage. Do you and 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.600 Bianca have this? 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.120 I the tea bag I hate because you have to 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:04.960 take it out of the cup and put it straight 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.159 in the bin so that it doesn't trip anywhere. When 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:08.880 it's in the sink, You've got to transfer it from 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:10.400 the sink to the bin and tripped. 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:12.880 And my wife has this thing. We have this Rauner house, right. 0:07:12.960 --> 0:07:15.920 My wife, she says like the state of the kitchen 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:17.760 top is the state of her mind, so she doesn't 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.560 mind about the rest south but if that's messy or 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.239 any of me or the kids have left it messy, 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.400 then her mind is messy. Right, So I almost have 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.200 OCD about it when I leave in the morning, I'm 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:29.000 like scrubbing it. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:31.600 I don't walking in there, or I will when I've 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:33.600 had them texts in the middle of the show. No 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.000 matter what we're doing on air, Sarah does not respect 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:38.200 the sanctity of this show. Between six and nine. You 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:40.320 know I's talking, you know, there's sat there picking your 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.840 nose and the songs and mucking around with Jack and 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.840 stuff like that. So yeah, it has to be spotless 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:46.560 as banking like that. 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:48.720 Oh no, she would hate our house because Bank and 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:50.880 I both use the kitchen bench as it's pretty much 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:54.560 a storeroom. Anytime we get home, you just dump everything 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:56.400 on the kitchen bench and then it builds up over 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.160 a week and okay. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:01.400 Pull stuff in landfill, buy some more stuff to replace it. 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:06.520 Christian a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:09.760 Every week, my dad back in England sends me an 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:13.000 email of a couple of newspaper articles that he's cut out. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:15.800 He scans this in with his home printer scanner. This 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:18.120 is all for my seventy one year old dad. This 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.480 is all very high level skills, right. Every time I 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:24.240 see an email and they are the producers of this 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:27.120 show have always said, how look, how neatly that is 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:27.520 cut out. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.720 Does he use a ruler and Stanley knife? 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.400 Yes, that's my dad, He actually does. 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.240 He sent me a photo one day, heard a podcast 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.160 of you asking that he sent a photo of the 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.200 tools that he used in case you were interested. I 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:39.680 didn't forward it on, but there was actually there is 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.800 actually a Stanley knife and a metallic ruler as well, 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.920 because the one of those plastic ones might slip around 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.520 a bit. And this has got to be done right. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:50.800 For his son's radio show in Australia anyway, This week's 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:54.080 stories from my dad in England. First, this is an 0:08:54.120 --> 0:08:56.880 amazing story, right a Bentley Gt. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:57.680 Continental. 0:08:57.800 --> 0:08:59.640 You don't need to know your cars right to appreciate 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:02.480 this is a a prestigious top of the rained Marquee 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:05.400 car right worth about sort of three quarters of a million, 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.719 three quarters of million dollars. Police in England pulled a 0:09:08.800 --> 0:09:12.520 driver over, who's stolen it? Okay, and the driver of 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.600 reporting his Bentley is stolen the police then obviously they've 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:17.200 they've they've rested to go stole it. 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:20.120 They need to drive the Bentley back to the police station. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:25.760 Three officers each individually took it for a spin, breaking 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:28.520 the speed limit. Now the guy if you have one 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:31.199 of these mega expensive cars, you have what's called a tracker, 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.640 so it's on your phone, like like find my phone 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:34.640 or laptop. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.080 Or you can see all the journeys the cars, not 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:37.400 just that at what speed. 0:09:37.720 --> 0:09:40.520 So he's saying, you say, you found my car and 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:43.200 he's been driven back to the police station. Well, there's 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:46.119 some some moons are going up and down some freeway 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.840 and breaking the life's been stolen again. No, that's three 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:52.480 of our officers. They've all been they've all pased a 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.480 disciplinary proceedings. I don't think you should if you're a 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:57.440 police officer, isn't this one of the books of your job? 0:09:57.559 --> 0:09:58.520 Got back to the station. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.599 Yes, they did the rising mental drive. Why wouldn't you. 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:04.000 I mean that's a perk I think, I think don't 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:06.400 They shouldn't make any charges that. I think that's great. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:12.400 This is also amazing headline Here is Narco cat intercepted 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:16.280 with drug delivery for Panama prison. A cat was trying 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.240 to make its way into a big Panama prison with 0:10:18.320 --> 0:10:23.959 two thousand inmates. Underneath its belly in a pouch was cocaine, 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:25.000 crack and marijuana. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:26.120 It's wearing a bum bag. 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:29.760 Yeah, it's some kind of either it's an inmate there, 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:33.320 or it's an inmate's pet, or basically they've apprehended it. 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:35.760 They've arrested the cat. Look at that cat, doesn't look 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.360 really angry. That is a cat with a drug problem. 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.280 We're putting this up on Facebook and of an Instagram. 0:10:40.360 --> 0:10:42.400 Look at the state of that cat, the drugs in him. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.439 No wait, I don't think the drugs are for the cat. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:48.320 I think he's smuggling him. Yeah, of course, so you're 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:51.040 accusing the cat of taking the drug he's he's doing. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:51.360 Life for them. 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.240 It's got like a they lock his cat flap at 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:57.880 and at midnight it's they're behind bars. This is an 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:01.000 amazing story. Apparently they've used cats before, and pigeons and 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:04.080 a drone. If you're trying to smuggle drugs into prison, 0:11:04.120 --> 0:11:06.480 it's a drone the best way of doing I mean yeah, 0:11:07.360 --> 0:11:09.440 and you're lowering it into the yard. You've got people 0:11:09.520 --> 0:11:11.400 up in that tower with guns. I'm not sure that's 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:13.800 most conspicious way to lower drugs. And I love the 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.319 idea of this cat smuggling drugs as well, especially like cocaine, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.840 crack of marijuana. It's a lot of drugs to be 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:22.319 underneath the cat. Anyway, those are my dad's news stories. 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:26.080 This week the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.520 Jack has something living in your roof. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.480 It's in there, it's up there. We hear it every 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:31.520 night as we watch TV. 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:32.800 Is Sue the boss. 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.959 She's determined to get you up earlier and into the studio. 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:39.199 Sue the bosses up there. We know you're up there, 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:40.280 so well. 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.400 If it's too she's got scratchy feet, because it's something 0:11:42.400 --> 0:11:46.280 with scratchy feet going scritch, scritch, scratch each night as 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:50.280 we're watching TV. I think it might be birds because 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.120 in the daytime I see birds hanging around the window 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:54.520 near where the scretching is. 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:57.480 You see you hanging around. I mean they're just they're 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:01.000 just birds. They're hanging around. They like thing about youths 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:01.600 hanging around. 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:06.160 That's seven eleven loitering, loitering above our windows, loitering with intent. 0:12:07.120 --> 0:12:09.000 Then when I was a kid, obviously a common one 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:10.840 is possums in the roof, where we had possums at 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.160 mom and Dad's. And then it could be a third thing. 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.280 I've seen a rat at our house in the backyard. 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.360 Imagine it was a rat or a family of rats 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:21.480 living in the room. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:24.839 Do you think it's rats? Don't I mean scratching the 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.800 fear of it? Right, isn't the word rats? Go? You 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:29.920 have you ever heard of? No one's going to thank 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:31.160 me for the saying this, but I'm going to share 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:33.520 it now. Do you know what a king rat is? 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:36.520 It sounds just like a massive rat, like. 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.160 The London Underground is like if you've ever been on londonderground, 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:42.120 you'll see rats everywhere. Okay, because it's the underground. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.480 Someone wants When I said, oh, these rats here, one 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.200 of the underground staff was telling me about what a 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:46.840 thing called. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:47.280 A king rat? 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:48.400 What like a queen bee? 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.200 God, No, it's worse than that. But when it's the 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:55.000 real subterranean darkness for rats, right, their tails when they're 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.559 living together, because there's like hundreds of them, their tails 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:01.120 become entwined and they can't separate. You can have ten 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:05.360 to twelve rats tangled together. What happens is one rat, 0:13:05.760 --> 0:13:08.800 one rat, king rat will move them all as one. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:10.400 That's terrific. 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.880 Yeah. When he told me about that, I actually went right, 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.120 you've seen that in a cartoon. No, he told me 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:17.960 about he's seen king rats wait. 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:20.320 So the ti the tails died up together. 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.839 They get intoyent because the darkness. They're all on top 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:29.000 of bitch, hundreds of them. Hundreds of them. Yeah right, okay, produce. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:31.640 A real of rat tails tied together. 0:13:31.720 --> 0:13:34.800 No, you've seen the rat king that I want to be. 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.720 I demand to be now on the racking the raking. 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:39.720 How often is that? 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:41.320 I think that's living by roof? 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:41.959 Rat King? 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.079 Seriously, that thing comes down and drags you away. There's 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.640 nothing the doll you're up there. We'd have to leave 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.360 you up there to die wapping a jack boast. 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:50.880 Do you fire him? No, rat king? 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.000 They dragged him away because I saw the rat at 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.760 the worst possible time. I've never seen a rat before, and. 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:57.480 It's the worst possible time to see it. Rat in 0:13:57.559 --> 0:13:59.040 the afternoon five boss fight. 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:01.920 We were having a dinner party and. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:07.440 You flashed it. Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt this dinner 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:11.080 party for VI. Bring out the pharaoh, that goddamn rat. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.920 My friends outside to show on the lawn because we've 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.000 got the lawny. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:20.560 Dinner party strings on the lawn now the. 0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:25.640 Sunsets. Mom meant to Junip Judy. 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.000 Just see the boss in the roof again, and then 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.440 a rat took off across the back fence, you know, 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.480 one side to the other, and all my friends said, 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:35.880 you've got rats here, So I've. 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.600 Got either it's a good dinner part. 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:41.720 I say that bird possum or rat. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:45.120 New game. It's the home of the name game. And 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:52.240 it's also to the show since we came back. By 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:55.240 the way, Possible Rat, I love it. What do they win? 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:57.000 If they guess right? You're gonna go up there today 0:14:57.280 --> 0:14:59.760 find out if it's a golden bird, Golden possible. 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.200 I want to know how to get rid of them? 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:06.880 All right, okay, go on in now, Bird Possible Rat? 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.000 What do you want advice on each one? 0:15:08.040 --> 0:15:10.200 Well, firstly, what's the worst one to have? And I 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:14.040 told you ring, And then if it's either of those 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:15.680 or any of those, how do I get rid of them? 0:15:15.680 --> 0:15:18.000 Bacon sandwich? Who can resist the lurever bacon sandwich? They 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:19.200 come out for that? Give us a call. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.560 A Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:24.120 --> 0:15:25.960 Patsy, you must have experiences about this. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.400 We had rats once, Jack and we could smell it. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:33.520 All used to crawl around out here. No, we could 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:37.080 smell it. It had obviously died in the roof, and 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:39.640 it just progressively got worse over a couple of days, 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:40.880 and I said, to the love God, you need to 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:41.640 get up there in that. 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:44.000 Roof and check it out. Anyway. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.440 So he opened the manhole and it had very conveniently 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.880 died right near the manhole, so he didn't have to 0:15:49.920 --> 0:15:52.400 crawl through the roof. So we went to Bunning's got 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.200 those big black industrial long gloves because we're thinking how 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:56.120 we're going to pick it up. 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:58.280 This thing was massive. It was like the size of 0:15:58.280 --> 0:15:59.960 a small dog, like a fox terrier. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:06.160 I'm not it was huge that you got the mega 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:10.320 dog and now you've got a mega rats. When you 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:11.080 get a wheelbarrow. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.800 I had to hold the big garbage bag. I couldn't look, 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.840 so I'm down below the ladder not looking. He had 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:21.600 the gloves, he got the long you know those barbecue tongs, 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.000 the long load. Picked it up with that and we 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.960 on when you put it in the bag. Honestly, it 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:29.680 was like a load of bricks going in the bag. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:34.960 This thing was huge. I think it had babies or something. 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:35.840 It was massive. 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:39.320 Oh my god. All right, let's go into the lines, Linda, 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.120 birds possible. Rats. 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:44.360 Rats are the worst. They're definitely the worst. But Jack, 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.200 I've got this fantastic tip for you from my old 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:50.560 Scottish neighbor. What you do is, if you've got a cat, 0:16:50.680 --> 0:16:52.520 or you've got a friend that's got a cat, you 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:55.640 get their really dirty, smelly, stinky litter and put it 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.280 in a bag and put it in your roof, and 0:16:58.320 --> 0:16:59.560 then the rats. 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:00.920 Or whatever believe it down. 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:04.280 They think, yeah, they think there's a cat up there, 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:05.119 and so they go. 0:17:05.280 --> 0:17:10.800 They go away a load of Larry stuff, the fresh 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.439 fresh Larry pete tomorrow morning, sprinkle out there. There's a 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:16.520 line up the side of that fact cat. I've got 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:17.520 so all. 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.679 I'm doing, though, Linda, is trading the scratching of the 0:17:19.760 --> 0:17:21.800 animal for the smell of cat pee. 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:23.200 Yeah. 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.960 But once they've gone and then just get rid of 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.119 the cat pee because they're not. 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:27.600 Going to come back. 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:28.920 They'll go and live somewhere else. 0:17:29.800 --> 0:17:30.639 It's a good idea. 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:33.440 It's not a great idea, but if I get desperate, 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:34.080 I will try it. 0:17:34.119 --> 0:17:38.760 Okay, let me know Larry's letter, yellow letter tomorrow. 0:17:39.320 --> 0:17:41.240 Bring a bag of warry stuff in just in case. 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:41.879