Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian Color Show podcast. How many years have
Speaker 2: you been doing it?
Speaker 3: That's why older people have big years.
Speaker 4: Don't laugh immediately pasts you try and rain in all
Speaker 4: that laughter.
Speaker 2: Look Christian, no colal show on Gold one oh four
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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning Wednesday morning. Beautiful, beautiful start to today.
Speaker 5: It's make me feel nostalgic for rather. Homelanan, Good morning, Patsy,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian, Good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Jack, Good morning guys.
Speaker 5: As soon as I come into the studio in the morning,
Speaker 5: I always going to flick through the text messages that
Speaker 5: have come in to the station since the end of
Speaker 5: the show yesterday, and normally connection of some very old
Speaker 5: ones that come into you midnight and now. But then
Speaker 5: I saw one towards the end of the yesterday's show
Speaker 5: last ten minutes. So we were do him busy doing
Speaker 5: with all the people entering the artwork, time way stuff.
Speaker 5: But you know we're talking about giant things yesday, the
Speaker 5: giant lobster, the big old choir ad at Horsham.
Speaker 4: I just saw that was a message here, and I
Speaker 4: was saying.
Speaker 5: What's to stop us building like a giant fiberglass a kidney?
Speaker 5: I see you poo pooed the equid now and then
Speaker 5: we thought maybe actually.
Speaker 3: Think I think your kidney is better than a puppy
Speaker 3: because it's more Australian. Thank you, So I actually think
Speaker 3: you were right and you're back on the kidney sign.
Speaker 3: I'm back on the kidney.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 5: Well, look we just we're just at the moment, we're
Speaker 5: just workshopping. What is the giant fiberglass thing we're going
Speaker 5: to construct? All right and put somewhere. I saw this
Speaker 5: that came in yesterday morning at ten to nine. Are
Speaker 5: you aware of the giant dog in Fairfield? At first
Speaker 5: I thought this was a news story and oh, I
Speaker 5: didn't realize. We should have got pats to do. Please
Speaker 5: be aware there.
Speaker 4: Was a giant dog, mego dog in Fairfield.
Speaker 5: It's nine o'clock, good morning. And then I thought, oh
Speaker 5: it must have been I mean, there's a fiberglass giant dog.
Speaker 4: I didn't know about this.
Speaker 3: This wouldn't Fairfield's the next suburb over from where I
Speaker 3: grew up.
Speaker 4: Why is it a wooden dog? Big?
Speaker 3: Wouldn't dog with sunglasses on?
Speaker 4: Of course it makes sense.
Speaker 3: I think the sunglasses might be solar panels as well.
Speaker 4: So he powers Fairfield. I am a dog. You can
Speaker 4: watch Netflix and chill thanks to me. The Wooden Dog
Speaker 4: was so nice.
Speaker 3: Actually, he's about twenty five years old, so I don't
Speaker 3: know if they had sold and.
Speaker 4: They did not have power to be fake panels twenty
Speaker 4: five years ago. It was this posturing thing.
Speaker 3: But he doesn't do anything. He just stands at the railway.
Speaker 4: I want him to do poor old don't I just
Speaker 4: stood there all? Wouldn't he do something entertain he she
Speaker 4: doesn't do anything. I'm serious. We have to work out
Speaker 4: what is the giant fiberglass thing that we have here
Speaker 4: in Richmond, somewhere in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: The thing we when it gets into this morning is
Speaker 5: at the end of the yesterday show, Patsy was turning
Speaker 5: Jack and I. I think it was during the last
Speaker 5: song we played about what I can only describe as
Speaker 5: passive aggressive behavior at three as and this is what
Speaker 5: a marriage is. See all these hidden secret arguments and
Speaker 5: wars that you're doing with each other, right that that
Speaker 5: isn't an actual argument even in your mind.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, they didn't put that there. When I'm going
Speaker 4: to leave it, I'm not going to put that there
Speaker 4: because that happened ten years ago.
Speaker 6: Well, it's twenty two years of marriage, isn't it real?
Speaker 4: Tell us about why you're clacking around slamming drawers at
Speaker 4: three am with the dishwasher. I wake him my dishwasher.
Speaker 5: On, just to prove a point at three am. This
Speaker 5: guy is a former office office work sales with the year.
Speaker 5: He can't do that job tied, all right, he's you know,
Speaker 5: he's pitching to big companies about post it notes and
Speaker 5: start leave her arch files.
Speaker 4: He can't do that, tired. It's an important job, pats.
Speaker 7: No, Well you know what he I woke him up
Speaker 7: yesterday at three am.
Speaker 6: He called out, what are you doing out there?
Speaker 4: The news episode nine hundred and fifty two.
Speaker 5: Last week they were living in the theater that shows
Speaker 5: Harry Potter. They're back again for the fifth time.
Speaker 7: Because I was quick clacking on the floor, on the floorboards,
Speaker 7: and I was.
Speaker 4: With your shoes. He should with my shoes gone or something.
Speaker 4: Learning Spanish dancing and an online.
Speaker 6: Course, new boots, so they're not worning. So they are
Speaker 6: a bit clicky glaggie.
Speaker 4: So you see, I don't put any footwar on soil.
Speaker 4: I'm outside the house. Yeah, no, well I've been told
Speaker 4: to do that by my wife, So I do it.
Speaker 4: That's your solf I now.
Speaker 6: So all my tubs of shoes he moved.
Speaker 4: Out last night, topes I do.
Speaker 7: But no, yesterday I was pottering about the house, which
Speaker 7: probably didn't help in the noise factor. So I'd hung
Speaker 7: out a load of washing.
Speaker 4: But I also three three am. Yeah, you're so productive.
Speaker 4: I can pants on and get in the car.
Speaker 3: Yourself, just enough time to get into breakfast and then
Speaker 3: get in the car.
Speaker 4: And that's adding tasks and chores and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: What you're hanging out close now?
Speaker 7: I put a load of washing out that I've done
Speaker 7: the night before, and then I put getting to the dishwasher.
Speaker 7: I put the dishwasher on. But I put the dishwasher
Speaker 7: because he was meant to do it the night before
Speaker 7: and didn't. And I hate coming home after a breakfast
Speaker 7: shift and there's pots and pans and goodness knows what else?
Speaker 4: What do you worry as just you and Chris and
Speaker 4: your daughter? You know, it sounds like you're a scully
Speaker 4: maid in town and must have some pans, all right?
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Speaker 5: If you're in a long termination with somebody and you
Speaker 5: live together. You've done what passes? Do we all do this?
Speaker 5: I've done it with my wife. These passive aggressive little gestures,
Speaker 5: aren't they that are just like it's all kind of
Speaker 5: by stealth, isn't it. I remember a couple of months ago, right,
Speaker 5: my wife when she makes a cup of tea, right,
Speaker 5: she won't put the tea bag open up under the
Speaker 5: sink is the thing you put out and that's the bin.
Speaker 4: She wants to just dump the tea bag in the
Speaker 4: scene in the sink.
Speaker 3: He does the same thing in the plug, as if
Speaker 3: trying to do.
Speaker 5: We have an ongoing argument, right since we've had kids,
Speaker 5: that the kids are messy because it's my fault, all right,
Speaker 5: Any negative traits the kids have somehow, that's all my
Speaker 5: just genes.
Speaker 4: Nothing positive they have has come from it. It's the
Speaker 4: bad stuff. Right. I am slightly messy. Okay, this is
Speaker 4: a gree with that, Wagan. We're going to go with
Speaker 4: that one now we today, chriss, I am slightly.
Speaker 5: Messy, okay. So he goes, this is why the kids
Speaker 5: are like that, because they see you being like that.
Speaker 5: They learn more from how we behave than what we say.
Speaker 5: So cozy. I had enough with this tea bag one
Speaker 5: more and I was like, just it's literally about a
Speaker 5: millime and just open it chuck it in. So I
Speaker 5: took a photo of it, texted her and then put
Speaker 5: underneath this is why the kids are messy because of this.
Speaker 4: It escalated really quickly and it went to a phone
Speaker 4: call music. What do you mean by that? I? Oh, no,
Speaker 4: I don't think you did. That is not read like
Speaker 4: banter to me. I don't know why. That is what
Speaker 4: it is to be in a marriage. Do you and
Speaker 4: Bianca have this?
Speaker 3: I the tea bag I hate because you have to
Speaker 3: take it out of the cup and put it straight
Speaker 3: in the bin so that it doesn't trip anywhere. When
Speaker 3: it's in the sink, You've got to transfer it from
Speaker 3: the sink to the bin and tripped.
Speaker 5: And my wife has this thing. We have this Rauner house, right.
Speaker 5: My wife, she says like the state of the kitchen
Speaker 5: top is the state of her mind, so she doesn't
Speaker 5: mind about the rest south but if that's messy or
Speaker 5: any of me or the kids have left it messy,
Speaker 5: then her mind is messy. Right, So I almost have
Speaker 5: OCD about it when I leave in the morning, I'm
Speaker 5: like scrubbing it.
Speaker 4: I don't walking in there, or I will when I've
Speaker 4: had them texts in the middle of the show. No
Speaker 4: matter what we're doing on air, Sarah does not respect
Speaker 4: the sanctity of this show. Between six and nine. You
Speaker 4: know I's talking, you know, there's sat there picking your
Speaker 4: nose and the songs and mucking around with Jack and
Speaker 4: stuff like that. So yeah, it has to be spotless
Speaker 4: as banking like that.
Speaker 3: Oh no, she would hate our house because Bank and
Speaker 3: I both use the kitchen bench as it's pretty much
Speaker 3: a storeroom. Anytime we get home, you just dump everything
Speaker 3: on the kitchen bench and then it builds up over
Speaker 3: a week and okay.
Speaker 4: Pull stuff in landfill, buy some more stuff to replace it.
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Speaker 5: Every week, my dad back in England sends me an
Speaker 5: email of a couple of newspaper articles that he's cut out.
Speaker 5: He scans this in with his home printer scanner. This
Speaker 5: is all for my seventy one year old dad. This
Speaker 5: is all very high level skills, right. Every time I
Speaker 5: see an email and they are the producers of this
Speaker 5: show have always said, how look, how neatly that is
Speaker 5: cut out.
Speaker 3: Does he use a ruler and Stanley knife?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's my dad, He actually does.
Speaker 5: He sent me a photo one day, heard a podcast
Speaker 5: of you asking that he sent a photo of the
Speaker 5: tools that he used in case you were interested. I
Speaker 5: didn't forward it on, but there was actually there is
Speaker 5: actually a Stanley knife and a metallic ruler as well,
Speaker 5: because the one of those plastic ones might slip around
Speaker 5: a bit. And this has got to be done right.
Speaker 5: For his son's radio show in Australia anyway, This week's
Speaker 5: stories from my dad in England. First, this is an
Speaker 5: amazing story, right a Bentley Gt.
Speaker 4: Continental.
Speaker 5: You don't need to know your cars right to appreciate
Speaker 5: this is a a prestigious top of the rained Marquee
Speaker 5: car right worth about sort of three quarters of a million,
Speaker 5: three quarters of million dollars. Police in England pulled a
Speaker 5: driver over, who's stolen it? Okay, and the driver of
Speaker 5: reporting his Bentley is stolen the police then obviously they've
Speaker 5: they've they've rested to go stole it.
Speaker 4: They need to drive the Bentley back to the police station.
Speaker 5: Three officers each individually took it for a spin, breaking
Speaker 5: the speed limit. Now the guy if you have one
Speaker 5: of these mega expensive cars, you have what's called a tracker,
Speaker 5: so it's on your phone, like like find my phone
Speaker 5: or laptop.
Speaker 3: Or you can see all the journeys the cars, not
Speaker 3: just that at what speed.
Speaker 5: So he's saying, you say, you found my car and
Speaker 5: he's been driven back to the police station. Well, there's
Speaker 5: some some moons are going up and down some freeway
Speaker 5: and breaking the life's been stolen again. No, that's three
Speaker 5: of our officers. They've all been they've all pased a
Speaker 5: disciplinary proceedings. I don't think you should if you're a
Speaker 5: police officer, isn't this one of the books of your job?
Speaker 3: Got back to the station.
Speaker 4: Yes, they did the rising mental drive. Why wouldn't you.
Speaker 4: I mean that's a perk I think, I think don't
Speaker 4: They shouldn't make any charges that. I think that's great.
Speaker 5: This is also amazing headline Here is Narco cat intercepted
Speaker 5: with drug delivery for Panama prison. A cat was trying
Speaker 5: to make its way into a big Panama prison with
Speaker 5: two thousand inmates. Underneath its belly in a pouch was cocaine,
Speaker 5: crack and marijuana.
Speaker 3: It's wearing a bum bag.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's some kind of either it's an inmate there,
Speaker 5: or it's an inmate's pet, or basically they've apprehended it.
Speaker 5: They've arrested the cat. Look at that cat, doesn't look
Speaker 5: really angry. That is a cat with a drug problem.
Speaker 5: We're putting this up on Facebook and of an Instagram.
Speaker 5: Look at the state of that cat, the drugs in him.
Speaker 3: No wait, I don't think the drugs are for the cat.
Speaker 3: I think he's smuggling him. Yeah, of course, so you're
Speaker 3: accusing the cat of taking the drug he's he's doing.
Speaker 4: Life for them.
Speaker 5: It's got like a they lock his cat flap at
Speaker 5: and at midnight it's they're behind bars. This is an
Speaker 5: amazing story. Apparently they've used cats before, and pigeons and
Speaker 5: a drone. If you're trying to smuggle drugs into prison,
Speaker 5: it's a drone the best way of doing I mean yeah,
Speaker 5: and you're lowering it into the yard. You've got people
Speaker 5: up in that tower with guns. I'm not sure that's
Speaker 5: most conspicious way to lower drugs. And I love the
Speaker 5: idea of this cat smuggling drugs as well, especially like cocaine,
Speaker 5: crack of marijuana. It's a lot of drugs to be
Speaker 5: underneath the cat. Anyway, those are my dad's news stories.
Speaker 2: This week the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack has something living in your roof.
Speaker 3: It's in there, it's up there. We hear it every
Speaker 3: night as we watch TV.
Speaker 4: Is Sue the boss.
Speaker 5: She's determined to get you up earlier and into the studio.
Speaker 4: Sue the bosses up there. We know you're up there,
Speaker 4: so well.
Speaker 3: If it's too she's got scratchy feet, because it's something
Speaker 3: with scratchy feet going scritch, scritch, scratch each night as
Speaker 3: we're watching TV. I think it might be birds because
Speaker 3: in the daytime I see birds hanging around the window
Speaker 3: near where the scretching is.
Speaker 4: You see you hanging around. I mean they're just they're
Speaker 4: just birds. They're hanging around. They like thing about youths
Speaker 4: hanging around.
Speaker 5: That's seven eleven loitering, loitering above our windows, loitering with intent.
Speaker 3: Then when I was a kid, obviously a common one
Speaker 3: is possums in the roof, where we had possums at
Speaker 3: mom and Dad's. And then it could be a third thing.
Speaker 3: I've seen a rat at our house in the backyard.
Speaker 3: Imagine it was a rat or a family of rats
Speaker 3: living in the room.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's rats? Don't I mean scratching the
Speaker 4: fear of it? Right, isn't the word rats? Go? You
Speaker 4: have you ever heard of? No one's going to thank
Speaker 4: me for the saying this, but I'm going to share
Speaker 4: it now. Do you know what a king rat is?
Speaker 3: It sounds just like a massive rat, like.
Speaker 4: The London Underground is like if you've ever been on londonderground,
Speaker 4: you'll see rats everywhere. Okay, because it's the underground.
Speaker 5: Someone wants When I said, oh, these rats here, one
Speaker 5: of the underground staff was telling me about what a
Speaker 5: thing called.
Speaker 4: A king rat?
Speaker 3: What like a queen bee?
Speaker 5: God, No, it's worse than that. But when it's the
Speaker 5: real subterranean darkness for rats, right, their tails when they're
Speaker 5: living together, because there's like hundreds of them, their tails
Speaker 5: become entwined and they can't separate. You can have ten
Speaker 5: to twelve rats tangled together. What happens is one rat,
Speaker 5: one rat, king rat will move them all as one.
Speaker 6: That's terrific.
Speaker 4: Yeah. When he told me about that, I actually went right,
Speaker 4: you've seen that in a cartoon. No, he told me
Speaker 4: about he's seen king rats wait.
Speaker 3: So the ti the tails died up together.
Speaker 4: They get intoyent because the darkness. They're all on top
Speaker 4: of bitch, hundreds of them. Hundreds of them. Yeah right, okay, produce.
Speaker 3: A real of rat tails tied together.
Speaker 4: No, you've seen the rat king that I want to be.
Speaker 4: I demand to be now on the racking the raking.
Speaker 4: How often is that?
Speaker 3: I think that's living by roof?
Speaker 4: Rat King?
Speaker 5: Seriously, that thing comes down and drags you away. There's
Speaker 5: nothing the doll you're up there. We'd have to leave
Speaker 5: you up there to die wapping a jack boast.
Speaker 4: Do you fire him? No, rat king?
Speaker 3: They dragged him away because I saw the rat at
Speaker 3: the worst possible time. I've never seen a rat before, and.
Speaker 5: It's the worst possible time to see it. Rat in
Speaker 5: the afternoon five boss fight.
Speaker 3: We were having a dinner party and.
Speaker 4: You flashed it. Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt this dinner
Speaker 4: party for VI. Bring out the pharaoh, that goddamn rat.
Speaker 3: My friends outside to show on the lawn because we've
Speaker 3: got the lawny.
Speaker 5: Dinner party strings on the lawn now the.
Speaker 4: Sunsets. Mom meant to Junip Judy.
Speaker 3: Just see the boss in the roof again, and then
Speaker 3: a rat took off across the back fence, you know,
Speaker 3: one side to the other, and all my friends said,
Speaker 3: you've got rats here, So I've.
Speaker 4: Got either it's a good dinner part.
Speaker 3: I say that bird possum or rat.
Speaker 4: New game. It's the home of the name game. And
Speaker 4: it's also to the show since we came back. By
Speaker 4: the way, Possible Rat, I love it. What do they win?
Speaker 4: If they guess right? You're gonna go up there today
Speaker 4: find out if it's a golden bird, Golden possible.
Speaker 3: I want to know how to get rid of them?
Speaker 4: All right, okay, go on in now, Bird Possible Rat?
Speaker 4: What do you want advice on each one?
Speaker 3: Well, firstly, what's the worst one to have? And I
Speaker 3: told you ring, And then if it's either of those
Speaker 3: or any of those, how do I get rid of them?
Speaker 5: Bacon sandwich? Who can resist the lurever bacon sandwich? They
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Speaker 4: Patsy, you must have experiences about this.
Speaker 7: We had rats once, Jack and we could smell it.
Speaker 7: All used to crawl around out here. No, we could
Speaker 7: smell it. It had obviously died in the roof, and
Speaker 7: it just progressively got worse over a couple of days,
Speaker 7: and I said, to the love God, you need to
Speaker 7: get up there in that.
Speaker 6: Roof and check it out. Anyway.
Speaker 7: So he opened the manhole and it had very conveniently
Speaker 7: died right near the manhole, so he didn't have to
Speaker 7: crawl through the roof. So we went to Bunning's got
Speaker 7: those big black industrial long gloves because we're thinking how
Speaker 7: we're going to pick it up.
Speaker 6: This thing was massive. It was like the size of
Speaker 6: a small dog, like a fox terrier.
Speaker 4: I'm not it was huge that you got the mega
Speaker 4: dog and now you've got a mega rats. When you
Speaker 4: get a wheelbarrow.
Speaker 7: I had to hold the big garbage bag. I couldn't look,
Speaker 7: so I'm down below the ladder not looking. He had
Speaker 7: the gloves, he got the long you know those barbecue tongs,
Speaker 7: the long load. Picked it up with that and we
Speaker 7: on when you put it in the bag. Honestly, it
Speaker 7: was like a load of bricks going in the bag.
Speaker 6: This thing was huge. I think it had babies or something.
Speaker 6: It was massive.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. All right, let's go into the lines, Linda,
Speaker 4: birds possible. Rats.
Speaker 8: Rats are the worst. They're definitely the worst. But Jack,
Speaker 8: I've got this fantastic tip for you from my old
Speaker 8: Scottish neighbor. What you do is, if you've got a cat,
Speaker 8: or you've got a friend that's got a cat, you
Speaker 8: get their really dirty, smelly, stinky litter and put it
Speaker 8: in a bag and put it in your roof, and
Speaker 8: then the rats.
Speaker 4: Or whatever believe it down.
Speaker 8: They think, yeah, they think there's a cat up there,
Speaker 8: and so they go.
Speaker 4: They go away a load of Larry stuff, the fresh
Speaker 4: fresh Larry pete tomorrow morning, sprinkle out there. There's a
Speaker 4: line up the side of that fact cat. I've got
Speaker 4: so all.
Speaker 3: I'm doing, though, Linda, is trading the scratching of the
Speaker 3: animal for the smell of cat pee.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: But once they've gone and then just get rid of
Speaker 8: the cat pee because they're not.
Speaker 3: Going to come back.
Speaker 8: They'll go and live somewhere else.
Speaker 4: It's a good idea.
Speaker 3: It's not a great idea, but if I get desperate,
Speaker 3: I will try it.
Speaker 4: Okay, let me know Larry's letter, yellow letter tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bring a bag of warry stuff in just in case.
Speaker 4: I'm keeping the.
Speaker 8: Works for me.
Speaker 5: Linda, Thank you very much, advice, Good morning, bye, Jamie,
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning, are you yeah, I'm good, Jamie.
Speaker 4: Always undertalkure, Jamie. What advice have you got for jack birds?
Speaker 9: Maybe out of my room every morning?
Speaker 4: Mating, mating like it?
Speaker 10: You used tod half of two and they went to
Speaker 10: four and they went to six every morning.
Speaker 4: It's a quick old breeding program. They're running up there.
Speaker 4: Well they're doubling each day, but don't just multiply.
Speaker 1: That was just it was like a good order on
Speaker 1: the roof every week.
Speaker 4: And what did you do to get rid of them?
Speaker 11: First?
Speaker 1: I'll started hosing them with the hose and then call
Speaker 1: them down.
Speaker 5: That that young ard of that young love called it down.
Speaker 5: You should have called Dave and Attenbrough could have filmed
Speaker 5: a series up there.
Speaker 10: I started that, started putting fake crows and the roof
Speaker 10: that works.
Speaker 4: I didn't know. I know you can buy fake house
Speaker 4: Patsy gave me one, but I didn't get a fake crome.
Speaker 1: Yea worked.
Speaker 3: And these were in the roof on the roof, on
Speaker 3: the roof.
Speaker 4: Are you in the roof now? Moving glass or sheet metal? There?
Speaker 4: What's you up to, Jamie? Just in my work then, Jamie,
Speaker 4: have a good day.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 5: One final thing, Just to help Jack out with some
Speaker 5: rat facts, I googled interesting rat fats By the way.
Speaker 5: I also found an article Top fifteen cartoon, Mice and
Speaker 5: Rats ranked Jerry from Tom and Jerry at number four.
Speaker 4: Nowhere for Tom. I understand that. You know, I couldn't
Speaker 4: stand that cartoon. I say, kid, did you like Tom?
Speaker 3: But only one of them was a rat?
Speaker 4: No, but of course it's a cat. Take that out
Speaker 4: of the podcast. Oh sorry, it was the top fifteen
Speaker 4: cats and mice and rats. Seriously take it out of the
Speaker 4: podcast anyway. Did you know the rats can laugh?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Okay, why would rat facts? I printed off here this
Speaker 5: info graphic rats can laugh?
Speaker 6: What's it sound like?
Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Pats have not studied this, but we need to find out.
Speaker 5: Can we jump on YouTube here? If they've actually got microphones?
Speaker 4: Apparently? Rats up? What's more terrifying than seeing a rat
Speaker 4: the night than hearing it in the night and laughing
Speaker 4: at you?
Speaker 2: Com Shoe podcast we.
Speaker 5: Kss claim to fame every single Wednesday, were you never
Speaker 5: know what stories We're going to from corner to corler.
Speaker 5: It's back at eight o'clot this morning. An early entry
Speaker 5: from a man called Doug Christian. I live outside radio range.
Speaker 5: I didn't know there was an area outside radio range
Speaker 5: and cannot cope with these modern interweb things. I do
Speaker 5: listen to the stations sometimes and using the afternoons, and
Speaker 5: I hear them talking about a segment on your show
Speaker 5: where people share strange stories for money.
Speaker 4: No, it's literally picking up fragments week by week. He's
Speaker 4: got like a whiteboard. So that was this week's word
Speaker 4: was story?
Speaker 3: Not a terrible segment share stories for money?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Something in that. I was just wondering if you, your team,
Speaker 4: or your audience would like to hear how I once
Speaker 4: stood naked beside the road and waved a bar of
Speaker 4: soap at the Queen and Prince Philip. Not many people
Speaker 4: he signs off with this. Not many people can claim that,
Speaker 4: thanks Doug quick shove hands. Yes, I don't reread this
Speaker 4: several times this morning. Now, I was like, have I
Speaker 4: just made this up? Is this? Am? I am? I
Speaker 4: in a dream? Right now we're going to find out
Speaker 4: more about story about how is he naked beside the
Speaker 4: road waving a bar of is naked? We're just a
Speaker 4: bar of so waving at the Queen and Princeville. What
Speaker 4: do you think they said to each other? Australian hashtagstrayer.
Speaker 5: Anyway, hopefully we get hold of Doug. It exists outside
Speaker 5: radio range. You can't hear my words right now.
Speaker 3: And I wonder how much money he wants for his.
Speaker 4: Face story, you know, wat chat whatever he demands to
Speaker 4: get this.
Speaker 5: Happy to be pay a king's ransom to get this story.
Speaker 2: Christ Christian O'Connell show tell.
Speaker 5: Me questions about listener Doug naked at the side of
Speaker 5: the road, what road naked with a bar of waiting
Speaker 5: and Prince Philip and the Queen as they drove by.
Speaker 5: Hopefully more on this incredible story after eight for cash
Speaker 5: all right. In the meantime, Oh yeah, we've we've moved on.
Speaker 5: This is about twenty minutes ago whilst most you were asleep. Luckily,
Speaker 5: we were talking about rats or birds or possums that
Speaker 5: may or may not be living in Jack's roof and
Speaker 5: we found out that rats laugh.
Speaker 4: And this is evidence of that. What listened to us
Speaker 4: a rat being tickled? Stop it? Yeah, okay, I'm being tickled.
Speaker 3: Somebody's gone through four years maybe more science in the
Speaker 3: university and then gone to put on the rubber gloves.
Speaker 5: To he's got one of those big long proders or
Speaker 5: something you don't want to get too close to rat
Speaker 5: like a meat stick to give a little.
Speaker 4: Nudge run their ribs. Everyone's ticked this. They're even the
Speaker 4: king Rats.
Speaker 5: Stop it now, scientists. Yesterday on the show, we were
Speaker 5: telling you about Divina Divena is some of that. We
Speaker 5: are trying to make it happen for her. We start
Speaker 5: this couple of weeks ago. What can we do this
Speaker 5: on your bucket list? That's a bit unusual, Like Dave
Speaker 5: Sherwood who started all this off, who was turning forty
Speaker 5: and he wanted to be like a rock star.
Speaker 4: Throw a TV through a window.
Speaker 5: We made it happen live a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 5: on a Friday morning, TV through a second floor window.
Speaker 5: Shoes big smash Devine who.
Speaker 4: Has listening to all this. She wants to crush a
Speaker 4: car in a tank. We have the tank. We didn't
Speaker 4: have any cars. We didn't I've got.
Speaker 12: My girlfriend ninety eight Mitsubishi lanser for Zu Eric ninety.
Speaker 2: Two, Man's the six nineteen eighties, Januar.
Speaker 11: I'm going to put a seven ninety eight model.
Speaker 4: Three with the lady also students of radio. That's how
Speaker 4: you do it.
Speaker 5: If you're going to do a montage of people talking
Speaker 5: about cars, you put it to Gary Newman's cars.
Speaker 4: That's so you do it. Kids. It really is as
Speaker 4: easy as this. Now. The thing is, we were so
Speaker 4: excited by the abundance of cars.
Speaker 5: That is the right way to do it, and an
Speaker 5: abundance as a collector, a plethora of cars being offered
Speaker 5: to us. We're in a situation where actually Divina she
Speaker 5: wanted one, we could do three to five coastal towing toes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when we think towing, we think coastal towing.
Speaker 4: You got it.
Speaker 5: My friend official towing company in Haller's company of the
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell show, said they would transport the cars all
Speaker 5: over Melbourne. Get that to Gippsland, which is where this
Speaker 5: is going to happen. That's where the tank is. However,
Speaker 5: producer Tom called me yesterday. Have you ever had a
Speaker 5: phone call from him during the day? No, Actually, it
Speaker 5: is whatever he's talking about. He is so somber. It's
Speaker 5: I forget that he worked with Eddie Maguire for a while.
Speaker 5: So if you disturbing King Eddie during the day. Then,
Speaker 5: I guess you've got to affect a somber toe.
Speaker 4: It was as if radio had died, radios died. He
Speaker 4: was very sorry. By the hand on heart. That was
Speaker 4: a toe, right, I got the ring.
Speaker 5: He was in a crypt somewhere and there was a
Speaker 5: morning music being paid and he was all in black
Speaker 5: under a vel.
Speaker 3: The brother bother you, sir, I will punish myself.
Speaker 5: He was whipping himself. Sorry, Eddie, it's not Eddie, it's Christian.
Speaker 5: That's all gone, my friend. The war's over for you,
Speaker 5: young soldiery. Sorry, smoke like a butler.
Speaker 4: Right, you got your bath? They saw bother. That's the
Speaker 4: problem with the tanks like this, mister Churchill. There's a
Speaker 4: problem the right line with the tags. What is it,
Speaker 4: young Thomas? You never disturbed me off the nine am?
Speaker 4: What is it? Boy? Problem with the tags? And said,
Speaker 4: what is the problem with the tanks? He said, it's
Speaker 4: gonna each car. I did not know this. Each car
Speaker 4: is going to take two minutes to crush.
Speaker 3: Two minutes.
Speaker 4: These war movies have been lying to us no wonder
Speaker 4: than so long to defeat Hitler. Every time they're crushing something,
Speaker 4: it takes two minutes to crush your car? Why can't
Speaker 4: just go.
Speaker 3: Over at your foot down?
Speaker 4: You're going to breakfast show, buddy. It's all about pace.
Speaker 4: We've got to get the ads away, the songs away.
Speaker 3: I thought it would be like, all right, you're coming
Speaker 3: up to the Jaguar, all right, Proton, Yes.
Speaker 5: No, Instead, it's going to be alright coming up to
Speaker 5: the Jaguar, going up the Jaguar.
Speaker 4: Still times two minutes for one.
Speaker 5: This is live Friday. So he said, how many cars
Speaker 5: do you want to cross it? We can't have six
Speaker 5: minutes of live car crushing. It'd be so boring on
Speaker 5: a Friday. You know, we do knock off Friday.
Speaker 4: It's about getting everyone's in a good mood for the
Speaker 4: big weekend, you know, and you're going to hear six
Speaker 4: long minutes of just there's an answer crusher. Were on
Speaker 4: the first or second car?
Speaker 3: And if you've just tuned into halfway to Crushing Proton, it's.
Speaker 4: Got hold one oh four three. So we're just trying
Speaker 4: to recreate what.
Speaker 5: It would sound like on Friday Show. When I say recreate,
Speaker 5: what is this that you emlyn, I already go what
Speaker 5: does he made here?
Speaker 3: He's trying to mash out the car getting cars.
Speaker 4: It sounds like someone's just crushing some cardboard boxes.
Speaker 3: And the grandfather clock for show time.
Speaker 4: Right, this is only twenty seconds.
Speaker 5: Imagine six minutes of us yelling at Divina inside a
Speaker 5: noisy old tank.
Speaker 4: So this is gonna be two cars, two.
Speaker 3: Too much, one car, two minutes of a cub being
Speaker 3: crushes enough?
Speaker 4: What do we think? Perhaps, what do you reckon? Don't
Speaker 4: you want to hear two cracks?
Speaker 6: No, you're going all the way. You've got to make
Speaker 6: it worth you while.
Speaker 7: Let's do two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get we get it up. For the first one,
Speaker 3: we get it.
Speaker 4: We four people from the show got to drive about
Speaker 4: the Kipsands. They're staying in a motel. Right to make
Speaker 4: this happen, I cannot look them in the eye and
Speaker 4: go it's gonna do one now. They're going all that way.
Speaker 5: A five hour round trip, right for a two minute bit.
Speaker 5: Two minutes to crush a lancer.
Speaker 3: Crush one on it and then do an extra.
Speaker 4: One off it away during the app for the team
Speaker 4: going out, No, no, no, four minutes of tank crushing life.
Speaker 4: So sorry, So.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We have Marcus on Lion's got an idea.
Speaker 5: But we're in a situation at the moment where Divina
Speaker 5: wants to crush a car in the tank. We've got
Speaker 5: the tank, We've got loads of cars donated by use that.
Speaker 4: She can crush.
Speaker 5: We thought we were going to get three for her
Speaker 5: to do Friday. Turns out it takes two minutes. Two
Speaker 5: minutes is a long time on breakfast radio to crush
Speaker 5: just one car to time three, it's six minutes. Marcus,
Speaker 5: you've got an idea, I.
Speaker 1: Have's got Our Christian idea is put if you've got
Speaker 1: six cars, put them, put two side by side, and
Speaker 1: then like three three lights, so you've got six cars,
Speaker 1: and then drive the tank over two at a time,
Speaker 1: so you've got one track on one car going over.
Speaker 2: It at so easy.
Speaker 4: So for two minutes we get two cars crushed.
Speaker 1: Well, you can do it too, or you can do six.
Speaker 3: I struggling to.
Speaker 5: Figure out what it made the situation more complicated, Marcus.
Speaker 4: Bye bye.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Exciting scenes yesterday at my house. When the delivery turned
Speaker 5: up last week, I ordered a online what well, I
Speaker 5: thought it was a wine rat because of course.
Speaker 4: This is Australia. They called it a wine stash. Wine stash.
Speaker 4: It's Australian. In man, it's a wine rack nam ponsi
Speaker 4: European words, it's a wine stash. Guys come around. I
Speaker 4: got a little wine stash to wi, a wine stash.
Speaker 4: It's a wine rack, okay. And it turned up you
Speaker 4: saying it said on the front of the box. Some
Speaker 4: assembly required. Was like, do I need to call somebody out?
Speaker 3: You have that guy out. You're calling somebody out every
Speaker 3: second every other day.
Speaker 5: He's rather than doing something sometimes. I didn't know what
Speaker 5: my wife puts him in for. He actually turned up
Speaker 5: last week. I was like, why Andrew, what are you
Speaker 5: here to do?
Speaker 4: It's like one of your daughters somewhere. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Wonderful bye bye.
Speaker 5: I know my wife is conducting a very flagrant affair.
Speaker 5: I let the guy in last week.
Speaker 4: I had no idea. It's one last thing I have
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 3: But he gets jobs done around the house.
Speaker 5: Yess not what having sex with my wife. I'd tell
Speaker 5: you it's not a job around the house.
Speaker 4: The winetas the wife's stash. It turned up yesterday, the
Speaker 4: wine statch. Okay. And when I got the online.
Speaker 5: You know when you order something and they send you
Speaker 5: the receipt and he's got a little photo to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is what you You know, we've got it.
Speaker 4: We've got your order. By the way, what is it now?
Speaker 4: Whenever you order anything online you get about eight emails
Speaker 4: ask you to review the experience. The wine rack turned up.
Speaker 4: I paid for it, you delivered it. What is the
Speaker 4: end of story?
Speaker 3: And confirmation emails like yes, we put it in the bark.
Speaker 5: Business transactions are working. Review the experience out of five?
Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, I mean guess five out of five.
Speaker 4: But it was essentially what I thought was going to happen.
Speaker 4: There's been no surprises in this transaction. Anyway. When I
Speaker 4: saw it.
Speaker 5: Yesterday and the photo came back, I thought, this is
Speaker 5: this is something that screams my age.
Speaker 4: You know, you're in your late forties. You care about
Speaker 4: oring wine? Now? Anyway?
Speaker 5: Turn up yesterday my wife was wide about. I was like, well,
Speaker 5: I thought we'd put it somewhere really off. It's so
Speaker 5: it's easy for me to see him drink.
Speaker 4: My wife thinks if it's too if it's two in
Speaker 4: my eye, the stash in.
Speaker 5: View, it won't be stashed for a long It'll be
Speaker 5: stashed in my liver. So it's under the stairs because
Speaker 5: that's where you want to It's really is stashed away.
Speaker 5: I literally, And when I say understands, I don't mean
Speaker 5: it's like a seller. I mean you have to crouch
Speaker 5: down to get the wine, like you're seeing the little
Speaker 5: borrowers living in the skirting boards. So this morning I
Speaker 5: thought you could try and aid yourself with a recent
Speaker 5: online purchase. I mean, Patsy, you're you're the queen of this.
Speaker 5: If you want anything recent that screams your.
Speaker 6: Age, definitely.
Speaker 7: I got one of those arm graber things, you know
Speaker 7: those they're they're.
Speaker 6: A stick, they've got a hand way I did.
Speaker 5: I brought that for my dad's for Christmas because he
Speaker 5: does voluntary litter picking, right, you mean the long claws he.
Speaker 7: Won because stuff's always falling down the side of the
Speaker 7: sideboard and I can't reach it.
Speaker 6: You're not that, Oh no, they're brilliant.
Speaker 4: So what will you pick up? Bock or blood.
Speaker 6: Cans and everything.
Speaker 4: Sculling beer cans? Later, my giant meets along grabbing drawer.
Speaker 7: And you know, like lolly wrappers from under the couch,
Speaker 7: So you don't have to live at the couch.
Speaker 4: Sharp, You're living in a cinema. Stuffest on the floor.
Speaker 4: That is amazing. All right, Jack, what have you bought recently?
Speaker 4: The age is yourself online?
Speaker 3: Have to buy a hose adapter because my hose didn't
Speaker 3: fit to the gurney and the hose I've got. Every
Speaker 3: hose is the same, right, They're all universal. Twister On
Speaker 3: It's decided to reinvent the all the accessories and do
Speaker 3: its own system, so every time you want to attach
Speaker 3: it to something, you've got to order it in. So
Speaker 3: I was able to order that piece in and then
Speaker 3: use the gurney again, which I love using.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great if you've got that one.
Speaker 3: Now that retractable one no oh yeah, retractable hosts yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: game changer, right huge.
Speaker 4: Every time I use that, I'm like, this is being
Speaker 4: a grown up. I dreamed of this. I'm finally a
Speaker 4: grown up. I've got retractable homes.
Speaker 3: I saw by neighbor filling up her watering can the
Speaker 3: other day and I had to stop myself from saying,
Speaker 3: you know what, you should invest in your retractable hose.
Speaker 3: It seems expensive at first, but you'll love that you purchased.
Speaker 4: We're doing a live advert. I worry now sales are
Speaker 4: going to come to us. Very excited it.
Speaker 5: And just done a big contract with the Bunnings for
Speaker 5: retractable hoses.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connells show, Oh Yeah Podcast.
Speaker 5: I'm now the very proud owner not only of a
Speaker 5: retractable hose, but a wine rack, a wine stash. So
Speaker 5: we're asking you today to age yourself with something you've
Speaker 5: recently bought online. Christian, I recently bought online a basket
Speaker 5: to put my clothes pegs in.
Speaker 4: That is not something you do when you're twenty and
Speaker 4: I actually when you got it, you were actually like,
Speaker 4: this is great, this is actually going to bring order
Speaker 4: to my life.
Speaker 5: Christian, I bought there's some James. I brought a magnetized
Speaker 5: whiteboard from my fridge door. Actual quote by me when
Speaker 5: it arrived. I can't believe there is more demand for these.
Speaker 3: I bought a whiteboard over summer and I was so
Speaker 3: excited for it. I was like, I'm going to write
Speaker 3: so much stuff on here. I never write anything.
Speaker 5: I brought a huge one for all the big ideas.
Speaker 5: It's in the garage, still unopen from a year ago,
Speaker 5: a here ago lockdown, I brought a planter to grow
Speaker 5: sweet corn and corgettes. Christian, I just ordered very focals.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you're not very focals are word? These are
Speaker 5: things that the more mature people have. They are It's
Speaker 5: basically two lenses in one glass.
Speaker 3: I've seen them before, a semi circle at the bottom.
Speaker 5: Yes, they can see far away invaders are coming up first,
Speaker 5: I can read my book.
Speaker 4: They've got it all covered.
Speaker 5: Those are very vocals, sorry, Jennifer laughing like that. Ash
Speaker 5: just bought a key bowl.
Speaker 6: Oh yes, to put you well.
Speaker 4: If you have a little landing bowl, I do. I
Speaker 4: have a landing bowl for.
Speaker 5: Credit card stuff and then also my keys credit card. Yeah,
Speaker 5: well you just got it wallet. Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't have a wallet.
Speaker 5: I just have a little little metallic thing that put
Speaker 5: them in. Anyway, this is very born for everyone. Christian,
Speaker 5: I've just ordered jams and Chutney's. Hey, there's nothing wrong
Speaker 5: with that. That's a better life right there. Jams and
Speaker 5: Chutney's are the way to a better life.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 5: I took great pleasure and recently ordering online Jackie like this,
Speaker 5: Joseph Joseph sink tidy.
Speaker 3: Oh well, since I've broken the Joseph Joseph tupperware, I
Speaker 3: haven't any Joseph Joseph in my house anymore.
Speaker 4: That's so sad. Christian. I bought a square meter of
Speaker 4: red felt to do some nice draw lining with two
Speaker 4: for the price of one. I got as well.
Speaker 5: Hashtag old fart and Joanne's Christian, that's nothing buying a
Speaker 5: wine stash. I brought a water butt so I could
Speaker 5: collect rain water and then water the plants with it.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: We the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Every Wednesday morning.
Speaker 5: On the show, it is a home of your weakest
Speaker 5: claim to fame and as always think you need to
Speaker 5: bear in mind on this feature you can cool him
Speaker 5: with anything. An hour ago, we were very excited about
Speaker 5: an email from a guy.
Speaker 4: Who just an email in three lines told us the
Speaker 4: story about being naked by the side of a road
Speaker 4: waving a bar of soap at the Queen of England
Speaker 4: and rip bless him.
Speaker 5: Prince Philip will have no more details about this. We're
Speaker 5: trying to get hold of him at the moment. But
Speaker 5: no claim to fame is too weak.
Speaker 3: There's no business like show business.
Speaker 2: I adopted a dog from the Lost Dog Time of
Speaker 2: Ben out that you shook hands with Mike Clarkes.
Speaker 4: I used to listen to Crete while I was on
Speaker 4: the toilet while running the back of Pretty Charles on
Speaker 4: a pushboy.
Speaker 11: I have a client and her daughter leaves next door
Speaker 11: to christians Worth.
Speaker 1: My husband went to high school with Jeffrey Russian's son,
Speaker 1: and one day he went over to Jeffrey Russian's house
Speaker 1: and Johnny Depp was there and they played a game.
Speaker 4: Of billion Deal. Christian O'Connell's weakest claims to fame. There
Speaker 4: is no feature like this on radio. Honestly, we never
Speaker 4: know what we're going to from corner to cola, as
Speaker 4: you've just heard.
Speaker 5: From that nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 5: Do not sit on the sidelines. Whatever your week story is,
Speaker 5: we welcome it, we celebrate them. Nine four one four
Speaker 5: one oh four three. We're just looking for weak claim
Speaker 5: to fame. Let's get into it this morning, then, where Kim,
Speaker 5: good morning, Hi, Christian.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning. My week claim to fame is
Speaker 10: my uncle went to school with Freddy Murcury in Tanzania,
Speaker 10: and even then he called himself Freddy Mercury. Way back then.
Speaker 3: I do remember from Behemian Rafi the movie that he
Speaker 3: was born in Zanziba.
Speaker 4: Part of the story we can verify he was.
Speaker 10: He was in Zanzebar and then he moved over to
Speaker 10: Tanzania to go to school there. And one day, oh
Speaker 10: sorry after you oh. And then probably years later in
Speaker 10: the i'd say the late seventies early eighties, they met
Speaker 10: each other again at he threw at airport and had
Speaker 10: coffee for an hour.
Speaker 4: Oh, what a lovely part of story.
Speaker 3: And Freddy was a big star by that stage. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: nice of him to sit down for an hour long coffee.
Speaker 5: And you query the hour long butious In England they
Speaker 5: make a mankey old coffee there.
Speaker 3: But you're a rockster, wouldn't there be people coming up
Speaker 3: and bugging you?
Speaker 4: And you want to get about Freddie? I wonder Kim's
Speaker 4: uncle here. They were close back in the day, back
Speaker 4: at school. It's a lovely story, came. I love that.
Speaker 4: It's almost it's almost too good. It's strong. It's strong,
Speaker 4: too strong, isn't it. It's not shaking, It's not Mike
Speaker 4: Lark and shaking a pause with your dog.
Speaker 10: I used to tell anyone who'd listen and say when
Speaker 10: aren't my uncle me Freddy mrcury And they go, yes,
Speaker 10: we know.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now Melbourne up and spread the word. I love that, Kim.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, you call, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: By bye.
Speaker 9: Now, Shuey, Hello Christian, how are you, Bud?
Speaker 4: I'm good, Huey. Welcome to weakest claim to fame? What
Speaker 4: have you got?
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, just a quick one. I was quite young.
Speaker 9: I was about seven or eight years old at the time.
Speaker 9: Me and my brother were flying from Sacramento to la
Speaker 9: as we normally did when we lived in the States,
Speaker 9: visiting our mother, and one time we sat next to
Speaker 9: Tom Hanks's kids, and you know, we're playing g I
Speaker 9: Joe's and filling out the airplane packs and doing our thing.
Speaker 9: Then we got escorted off the plane and our mom
Speaker 9: told us, hey, you sat next to Tom Hanks's kids.
Speaker 9: And there was a big crowd around Tom Hanks and
Speaker 9: people were taking photos and here's a really nice guy
Speaker 9: and just ask them, you know, nice and quietly, hey,
Speaker 9: can you not do that? I'm just here to get
Speaker 9: my kids and go, and yeah, that's my weakest claim.
Speaker 9: The thing is that one. And here's another one. If
Speaker 9: you have the short minute is my cousin is also
Speaker 9: married to Flee from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Speaker 4: I mean Tom Hanks's Kids is great, but your cousin's
Speaker 4: married to Fleas.
Speaker 9: From Flee from the Red Hot Chelli Peppers. Yeah, nolody
Speaker 9: is funny.
Speaker 3: That's great. So do you stand side a stage when
Speaker 3: they tour?
Speaker 9: Unfortunately not. I live over here in Australia. Now there
Speaker 9: over there. We're family, but you know we're far away
Speaker 9: from each other.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you've asked your tickets. Have you ever heard
Speaker 4: of whoa Tools? All right? They just tore around their suburb.
Speaker 9: He's from Melbourne, right, originally.
Speaker 4: From Sydney.
Speaker 9: No, your cousin's usband, No, no, no.
Speaker 4: WhatsApp that's a little family banter and some funny memes.
Speaker 9: I like, hey please from bats right?
Speaker 4: All right, Hueie, thank you very much.
Speaker 9: A cool cheers Christians.
Speaker 2: Now Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.
Speaker 5: Let's get some more stories then your week claim to Fame.
Speaker 5: First of all, we go to Tanya. Good morning, Tania.
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, do you remember when we had Tania on?
Speaker 13: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 13: My weakest links to our fame is I was at
Speaker 13: the airport years ago, and I didn't have my glasses on,
Speaker 13: and I thought someone was waiting at me. So I
Speaker 13: way back and was smiling. But when I got closer,
Speaker 13: it was a cardboard cut out of Greg Norman.
Speaker 4: She thought Greg Norman.
Speaker 5: And one of was our greatest offers is waving at you,
Speaker 5: which would have been nice.
Speaker 13: I didn't know who it was.
Speaker 4: I didn't glasses on cardboard cutout can wave once and freeze,
Speaker 4: it's not it's not waving. It's a very passive.
Speaker 3: Unless it's a windy day. Yeah, and it's flowing back at.
Speaker 4: The pregnormous salinting me. Maybe he was, Yeah, who knows.
Speaker 3: It's going to have been close to one of the
Speaker 3: weakest no celebrity involved on one.
Speaker 4: Dimensional cardboard cutout, that is, I'm actually gonna give you
Speaker 4: a prize we asked for that. You can have a
Speaker 4: one hundred tal a delivery voucher.
Speaker 5: Whoo whoo hey, thank you, Tony, Bye bye, Hey, Joe,
Speaker 5: come on, let's go to Joe.
Speaker 4: Now I find out his weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 12: Is Joe, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Joe.
Speaker 12: So the king of comedy, Jerry Laws done us quite
Speaker 12: a few shows here in Australia back in the late nineties,
Speaker 12: and one day during the day he'd went to the
Speaker 12: Crown to do a radio interview with Ernie Sigley and
Speaker 12: it was in a glass booth. It was all open.
Speaker 12: There was about one hundred people there and when he'd
Speaker 12: finished the review, he'd come out of the booth and
Speaker 12: was on level one and then he went up straight
Speaker 12: up the escalator to Liberl two and were in about
Speaker 12: a minute, not even a minute. The security guard had
Speaker 12: walked away, so the escalator was free, and I looked
Speaker 12: at my mate and I said, let's let's go up
Speaker 12: and see what's going on. So we went up, went
Speaker 12: up to the second level and for about a minute
Speaker 12: there was only Joey Lewis, his wife, myself and my
Speaker 12: mate on the same floor. And then the security guard
Speaker 12: popped up and said, sorry, guys, you need to go
Speaker 12: back down.
Speaker 5: The whole floor is cordinged off. Level two is a
Speaker 5: no go. Level one final ground floor. Okay, you got
Speaker 5: to level two. That's mister Lewis's floor.
Speaker 3: And I love that. We used to put celebrities into
Speaker 3: glass queue count.
Speaker 4: The down square. Lewis in the glass box, come and
Speaker 4: stare at him. What a lovely interview that must have been.
Speaker 5: For that was the king of comedy stabbed up by
Speaker 5: a straining at the crown.
Speaker 3: And it exhibited the zoo.
Speaker 4: Joe, thank you very much. You cool, Wendy. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Hi Christian, how you I'm good. We just heard about
Speaker 4: Jerry Lewis been interviewed in a glass box.
Speaker 11: Well, my week is claim to fame is when you
Speaker 11: two toured in the nineties. I got to watch their
Speaker 11: security guards andies.
Speaker 4: This doesn't sound right.
Speaker 5: Why are you washing anyone's undies and only security guards
Speaker 5: of YouTube, they.
Speaker 4: Washed their own undies.
Speaker 11: I worked at a drug cleaner, so they were bringing
Speaker 11: this stuff down all the time.
Speaker 5: And started a drug clean rock up to date my
Speaker 5: local guy.
Speaker 4: Right, let's go. I've got a big weekend after the d's.
Speaker 4: These pressed an irons, my jocks, my socks.
Speaker 11: You would be surprised. You need to talk to you.
Speaker 4: Surprised even you too, I go, I don't think that's true. Bonno,
Speaker 4: wouldn't do that. But they're security guards. Yes, well they
Speaker 4: put their underpants in to be dry cleaned.
Speaker 11: I am socks and these and socks. We had a
Speaker 11: laundromat that was part of the drug cleaner is. But yeah,
Speaker 11: a lot of people need their underwear pressed afterwards.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that was such a thing to have
Speaker 4: your underwear pressed. Yes, right, okay, other than you two
Speaker 4: security guard, is that a thing that happens like weekly
Speaker 4: people bring in the underwear to be pressed.
Speaker 11: Absolutely. I worked in South Gara for a little while
Speaker 11: and it was constant all the time.
Speaker 4: Pressed.
Speaker 5: Fancy, Wow, we Wendy, this is incredible.
Speaker 4: We'll send your prize. Okay, thanks you cool. It's brilliant, cool,
Speaker 4: Thank you cool.
Speaker 12: Hello.
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Speaker 5: Last few weakest claim to fame. If you've got any more,
Speaker 5: you can email them in for next week. Christian at
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot Aukara.
Speaker 14: Good morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 4: We're good, welcome to the show. What have you got
Speaker 4: for us?
Speaker 14: My weakest claim to fame is I know the dog
Speaker 14: from the latest Do Little movie.
Speaker 4: Oh Came I Lost you a Rob Donny Jr.
Speaker 14: Yeah, so I've kind of patted the same dog as him. Hopefully.
Speaker 5: That's an amazing claim to fame. How come you know
Speaker 5: the dog that was in the movie?
Speaker 14: So I used to work at a vet clinic in
Speaker 14: London and he was one of my patients.
Speaker 4: Robert Donny Jr. Yes, one of the dog is one
Speaker 4: of your patients. Was it like a showbiz pet clinic?
Speaker 14: Well, his owner worked in the movie busins, like in
Speaker 14: backstage and everything, and the owner took the dog to
Speaker 14: work one day and apparently the director saw this dog.
Speaker 4: Do you hear these stories?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 4: Okay, get in the picture. Hey whose dog is this?
Speaker 4: Get it close up of those parts. Yes, we just
Speaker 4: found our cut. Guys, you're going to be in the movies.
Speaker 4: We have to send your prize. That car.
Speaker 5: What a great one to end on this morning. Awesome,
Speaker 5: thank you, thank you very much. You really cheered us up.
Speaker 5: Have a good day the Christian o'connells show.
Speaker 4: Yo, time for the morning? Is that word? Time?
Speaker 5: Waster jack? And I not too happy? What are you
Speaker 5: about to hear? A preemptive apology for me. These are
Speaker 5: not funny, okay, but the good news is you will
Speaker 5: be funny. One of you will win five hundred dollars
Speaker 5: and you get a double bass to go to the
Speaker 5: opening night of The Drummer Queen's. Today is International No
Speaker 5: housework Day. Oh wait, how many to start on the
Speaker 5: micphone Patty International, no housework day. According to a study
Speaker 5: of the Australian Institute are Family Studies, the most hated
Speaker 5: chawes yep, what do you think is that?
Speaker 4: Number one most hated chaw.
Speaker 3: Doing the washing up after dinner show.
Speaker 6: I hate cleaning the shower.
Speaker 5: Cleaning the bathroom is at number one, number two mopping,
Speaker 5: and number three unpacking the dish rusher. For me, it's
Speaker 5: getting the clothes out of the dryer and folding them.
Speaker 4: I hate that. Oh, absolutely hate it. What do you do?
Speaker 3: Why do you need a fo Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't want to see a creasy, crumpled top.
Speaker 3: I hang my tops so that you don't have to
Speaker 3: fold something that's hanging. And then pants and everything else.
Speaker 3: Just shove it in the rolling Yeah. I usually rolled
Speaker 3: the jeans and a ball.
Speaker 4: What do you mean roll them in a ball?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like, just roll them up like you like you're packing
Speaker 3: a suitcase.
Speaker 4: But wow, we astonishing scenes today.
Speaker 5: All right, All this chit chat leads us to today's
Speaker 5: time waster, which is home housework movies, housework movies. Oh dear,
Speaker 5: good luck. All right, I'm actually beginning to begin being
Speaker 5: going to begin with the best one, Lord of the
Speaker 5: coffee rings?
Speaker 4: Why are they now? I've got coasters. I've told you.
Speaker 4: Put the coaster under the mug.
Speaker 3: Lord of the that's the best.
Speaker 5: That's the best, Lord of the That is a gold
Speaker 5: Bridget Jones is Dyson Civil plus Shindler's lint. Oh, gotta
Speaker 5: clean out of the tumble dry mister Shindler Silver robomop.
Speaker 3: That's the gold.
Speaker 4: Oh, coffee rings? Who left that coffee mug? Has left
Speaker 4: the ring? Jack? What have you got?
Speaker 3: Sorry? I just got I got distracted halfway through that
Speaker 3: because this first time ever Pats has passed me a
Speaker 3: note halfway through? So is this yours?
Speaker 6: This is a lady tree?
Speaker 3: You do it right?
Speaker 4: Material for chat post? No? No, no, you do it?
Speaker 4: Come on, delivery will be No, it won't. You're a
Speaker 4: very funny woman. Come on, and this is going to
Speaker 4: be really all right. Jack and I look the other way,
Speaker 4: so we don't make you ready.
Speaker 7: Yeah, live in the Leader Loca.
Speaker 6: The Lady is a brand.
Speaker 4: Of mo Yeah, no, no, no, I've got one. It's very
Speaker 4: good too.
Speaker 3: Except is that movie or just a song?
Speaker 4: It's a song that's all right, isn't it? No, it's
Speaker 4: Housework movies, your opinions, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, it's good just good market if we were doing songs,
Speaker 3: yea yeah, civil plus yeah, yes, alright, sorry, all right,
Speaker 3: always you're always welcome to jump in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just nothing that we'll do with what we're
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 5: All right, house work movie, Yes, back on track, Thank you, Jack.
Speaker 3: Sweeping with the An Enemy.
Speaker 5: I'm still a silver either way, Lord of the Coffee Rings.
Speaker 4: I still think it's gold.
Speaker 3: Carry on, Horden, here's a hoover.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's gold.
Speaker 3: Rakes on a plane. Gott to rake up those leaves
Speaker 3: even on a plane. No, you can do. Housework is
Speaker 3: in the garden as well as Yeah, absolutely bronze, Star chores,
Speaker 3: star chars and new soap.
Speaker 4: Gold Christian.
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Speaker 5: All right, so time wasted today is housework movies. Jackie boy,
Speaker 5: you're ready to mark, Let's go? Oh brother, where art
Speaker 5: thou mop?
Speaker 3: A little basic bronze?
Speaker 5: When Harry vacked Salny silver plus broke.
Speaker 4: Vack Mountain gold. That is really smart. Who's Glenn? Well done?
Speaker 15: Sweepy hollows silver.
Speaker 5: Eat spray scrub gold and Stephen they've saved it from
Speaker 5: Jack and I today.
Speaker 3: Weekend at Gurney's Gold love that Gurney.
Speaker 4: That's very good Jackson, big fan, Scott well done dice
Speaker 4: and hard dye and hard silver plus Conan the Cleanian.
Speaker 3: Good attempt Silver.
Speaker 4: Yeah, o, Kate, nice dry while you were sweeping gold.
Speaker 5: Uh fairies biders dish cloth, come on, Roger Silver, big
Speaker 5: trouble while cleaning the fine china.
Speaker 4: That's smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's not quite funny though.
Speaker 4: Silver.
Speaker 15: Oh dear uh men who stare at dust Bronze, the
Speaker 15: good the band and the moldy bronze Raiders of the
Speaker 15: Lost sock Silver, Omo and Juliet.
Speaker 4: God, that is really good.
Speaker 3: Gold plus ah.
Speaker 4: Man Alive, Judy, that's awesome. Days of Plunger Gold Vack
Speaker 4: to the future, Silver gone with the.
Speaker 3: Windex Silver.
Speaker 4: Vacuum means you pre bronze weeding, miss Daisy, sweet weeds
Speaker 4: in the house. Vacuum with a view instead of room
Speaker 4: with a view. Yes, Silver, I'm again in the dog poop. No,
Speaker 4: that deserves more morally, that's a god Ben two, No,
Speaker 4: not doing that one. That's really rude. Broomhart Silver White
Speaker 4: men can't chiff Gold, Dude, wear's my card shirt?
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 4: These are really well a.
Speaker 3: Lot of good ones in there, but I think the
Speaker 3: winner is Omo and Juliet.
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, well done, Judy, you get the five bunch
Speaker 5: of donors, Tyler.
Speaker 4: Today's show is Bird, Possum or Rat. Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Sure your stories today some great cals. Thank you.
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