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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a Christian Color Show podcast. How many years have

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Speaker 2: you been doing it?

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Speaker 3: That's why older people have big years.

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Speaker 4: Don't laugh immediately pasts you try and rain in all

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Speaker 4: that laughter.

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Speaker 2: Look Christian, no colal show on Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: point three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning Wednesday morning. Beautiful, beautiful start to today.

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Speaker 5: It's make me feel nostalgic for rather. Homelanan, Good morning, Patsy,

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian, Good.

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Speaker 3: Morning, Jack, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 5: As soon as I come into the studio in the morning,

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Speaker 5: I always going to flick through the text messages that

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Speaker 5: have come in to the station since the end of

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Speaker 5: the show yesterday, and normally connection of some very old

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Speaker 5: ones that come into you midnight and now. But then

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Speaker 5: I saw one towards the end of the yesterday's show

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Speaker 5: last ten minutes. So we were do him busy doing

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Speaker 5: with all the people entering the artwork, time way stuff.

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Speaker 5: But you know we're talking about giant things yesday, the

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Speaker 5: giant lobster, the big old choir ad at Horsham.

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Speaker 4: I just saw that was a message here, and I

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Speaker 4: was saying.

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Speaker 5: What's to stop us building like a giant fiberglass a kidney?

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Speaker 5: I see you poo pooed the equid now and then

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Speaker 5: we thought maybe actually.

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Speaker 3: Think I think your kidney is better than a puppy

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Speaker 3: because it's more Australian. Thank you, So I actually think

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Speaker 3: you were right and you're back on the kidney sign.

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Speaker 3: I'm back on the kidney.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: Well, look we just we're just at the moment, we're

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Speaker 5: just workshopping. What is the giant fiberglass thing we're going

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Speaker 5: to construct? All right and put somewhere. I saw this

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Speaker 5: that came in yesterday morning at ten to nine. Are

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Speaker 5: you aware of the giant dog in Fairfield? At first

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Speaker 5: I thought this was a news story and oh, I

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Speaker 5: didn't realize. We should have got pats to do. Please

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Speaker 5: be aware there.

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Speaker 4: Was a giant dog, mego dog in Fairfield.

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Speaker 5: It's nine o'clock, good morning. And then I thought, oh

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Speaker 5: it must have been I mean, there's a fiberglass giant dog.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know about this.

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Speaker 3: This wouldn't Fairfield's the next suburb over from where I

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Speaker 3: grew up.

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Speaker 4: Why is it a wooden dog? Big?

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't dog with sunglasses on?

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Speaker 4: Of course it makes sense.

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Speaker 3: I think the sunglasses might be solar panels as well.

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Speaker 4: So he powers Fairfield. I am a dog. You can

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Speaker 4: watch Netflix and chill thanks to me. The Wooden Dog

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Speaker 4: was so nice.

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Speaker 3: Actually, he's about twenty five years old, so I don't

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Speaker 3: know if they had sold and.

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Speaker 4: They did not have power to be fake panels twenty

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Speaker 4: five years ago. It was this posturing thing.

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Speaker 3: But he doesn't do anything. He just stands at the railway.

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Speaker 4: I want him to do poor old don't I just

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Speaker 4: stood there all? Wouldn't he do something entertain he she

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Speaker 4: doesn't do anything. I'm serious. We have to work out

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Speaker 4: what is the giant fiberglass thing that we have here

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Speaker 4: in Richmond, somewhere in Melbourne.

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Speaker 5: The thing we when it gets into this morning is

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Speaker 5: at the end of the yesterday show, Patsy was turning

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Speaker 5: Jack and I. I think it was during the last

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Speaker 5: song we played about what I can only describe as

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Speaker 5: passive aggressive behavior at three as and this is what

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Speaker 5: a marriage is. See all these hidden secret arguments and

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Speaker 5: wars that you're doing with each other, right that that

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Speaker 5: isn't an actual argument even in your mind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, they didn't put that there. When I'm going

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Speaker 4: to leave it, I'm not going to put that there

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Speaker 4: because that happened ten years ago.

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Speaker 6: Well, it's twenty two years of marriage, isn't it real?

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Speaker 4: Tell us about why you're clacking around slamming drawers at

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Speaker 4: three am with the dishwasher. I wake him my dishwasher.

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Speaker 5: On, just to prove a point at three am. This

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Speaker 5: guy is a former office office work sales with the year.

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Speaker 5: He can't do that job tied, all right, he's you know,

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Speaker 5: he's pitching to big companies about post it notes and

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Speaker 4: He can't do that, tired. It's an important job, pats.

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Speaker 7: No, Well you know what he I woke him up

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Speaker 7: yesterday at three am.

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Speaker 6: He called out, what are you doing out there?

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Speaker 4: The news episode nine hundred and fifty two.

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Speaker 5: Last week they were living in the theater that shows

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Speaker 5: Harry Potter. They're back again for the fifth time.

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Speaker 7: Because I was quick clacking on the floor, on the floorboards,

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Speaker 4: With your shoes. He should with my shoes gone or something.

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Speaker 4: Learning Spanish dancing and an online.

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Speaker 6: Course, new boots, so they're not worning. So they are

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Speaker 4: So you see, I don't put any footwar on soil.

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Speaker 4: I'm outside the house. Yeah, no, well I've been told

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Speaker 4: to do that by my wife, So I do it.

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Speaker 4: That's your solf I now.

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Speaker 6: So all my tubs of shoes he moved.

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Speaker 4: Out last night, topes I do.

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Speaker 7: But no, yesterday I was pottering about the house, which

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Speaker 7: probably didn't help in the noise factor. So I'd hung

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Speaker 7: out a load of washing.

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Speaker 4: But I also three three am. Yeah, you're so productive.

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Speaker 4: I can pants on and get in the car.

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Speaker 3: Yourself, just enough time to get into breakfast and then

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Speaker 4: And that's adding tasks and chores and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: What you're hanging out close now?

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Speaker 7: I put a load of washing out that I've done

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Speaker 7: the night before, and then I put getting to the dishwasher.

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Speaker 7: I put the dishwasher on. But I put the dishwasher

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Speaker 7: because he was meant to do it the night before

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Speaker 7: and didn't. And I hate coming home after a breakfast

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Speaker 7: shift and there's pots and pans and goodness knows what else?

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Speaker 4: What do you worry as just you and Chris and

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Speaker 4: your daughter? You know, it sounds like you're a scully

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Speaker 4: maid in town and must have some pans, all right?

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Speaker 5: If you're in a long termination with somebody and you

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Speaker 5: live together. You've done what passes? Do we all do this?

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Speaker 5: I've done it with my wife. These passive aggressive little gestures,

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Speaker 5: aren't they that are just like it's all kind of

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Speaker 5: by stealth, isn't it. I remember a couple of months ago, right,

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Speaker 5: my wife when she makes a cup of tea, right,

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Speaker 5: she won't put the tea bag open up under the

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Speaker 5: sink is the thing you put out and that's the bin.

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Speaker 4: She wants to just dump the tea bag in the

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Speaker 3: He does the same thing in the plug, as if

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Speaker 5: We have an ongoing argument, right since we've had kids,

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Speaker 5: that the kids are messy because it's my fault, all right,

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Speaker 5: Any negative traits the kids have somehow, that's all my

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Speaker 4: Nothing positive they have has come from it. It's the

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Speaker 4: bad stuff. Right. I am slightly messy. Okay, this is

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Speaker 4: a gree with that, Wagan. We're going to go with

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Speaker 4: that one now we today, chriss, I am slightly.

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Speaker 5: Messy, okay. So he goes, this is why the kids

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Speaker 5: are like that, because they see you being like that.

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Speaker 5: They learn more from how we behave than what we say.

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Speaker 5: So cozy. I had enough with this tea bag one

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Speaker 5: more and I was like, just it's literally about a

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Speaker 5: took a photo of it, texted her and then put

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Speaker 4: It escalated really quickly and it went to a phone

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Speaker 4: call music. What do you mean by that? I? Oh, no,

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Speaker 4: I don't think you did. That is not read like

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Speaker 4: banter to me. I don't know why. That is what

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Speaker 4: it is to be in a marriage. Do you and

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Speaker 4: Bianca have this?

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Speaker 3: I the tea bag I hate because you have to

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Speaker 3: in the bin so that it doesn't trip anywhere. When

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Speaker 5: And my wife has this thing. We have this Rauner house, right.

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Speaker 5: My wife, she says like the state of the kitchen

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Speaker 5: mind about the rest south but if that's messy or

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Speaker 5: then her mind is messy. Right, So I almost have

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Speaker 5: OCD about it when I leave in the morning, I'm

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Speaker 4: I don't walking in there, or I will when I've

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Speaker 4: had them texts in the middle of the show. No

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Speaker 4: matter what we're doing on air, Sarah does not respect

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Speaker 4: the sanctity of this show. Between six and nine. You

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Speaker 4: know I's talking, you know, there's sat there picking your

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Speaker 4: stuff like that. So yeah, it has to be spotless

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Speaker 3: Oh no, she would hate our house because Bank and

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Speaker 3: I both use the kitchen bench as it's pretty much

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Speaker 3: a storeroom. Anytime we get home, you just dump everything

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Speaker 3: a week and okay.

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Speaker 4: Pull stuff in landfill, buy some more stuff to replace it.

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Speaker 5: Every week, my dad back in England sends me an

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Speaker 5: email of a couple of newspaper articles that he's cut out.

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Speaker 5: He scans this in with his home printer scanner. This

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Speaker 5: is all for my seventy one year old dad. This

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Speaker 5: is all very high level skills, right. Every time I

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Speaker 5: see an email and they are the producers of this

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Speaker 5: show have always said, how look, how neatly that is

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Speaker 3: Does he use a ruler and Stanley knife?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's my dad, He actually does.

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Speaker 5: He sent me a photo one day, heard a podcast

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Speaker 5: of you asking that he sent a photo of the

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Speaker 5: tools that he used in case you were interested. I

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Speaker 5: didn't forward it on, but there was actually there is

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Speaker 5: actually a Stanley knife and a metallic ruler as well,

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Speaker 5: a bit. And this has got to be done right.

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Speaker 5: For his son's radio show in Australia anyway, This week's

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Speaker 5: stories from my dad in England. First, this is an

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Speaker 5: amazing story, right a Bentley Gt.

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Speaker 4: Continental.

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Speaker 5: You don't need to know your cars right to appreciate

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Speaker 5: this is a a prestigious top of the rained Marquee

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Speaker 5: car right worth about sort of three quarters of a million,

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Speaker 5: three quarters of million dollars. Police in England pulled a

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Speaker 5: driver over, who's stolen it? Okay, and the driver of

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Speaker 5: reporting his Bentley is stolen the police then obviously they've

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Speaker 5: they've they've rested to go stole it.

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Speaker 4: They need to drive the Bentley back to the police station.

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Speaker 5: Three officers each individually took it for a spin, breaking

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Speaker 5: the speed limit. Now the guy if you have one

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Speaker 5: of these mega expensive cars, you have what's called a tracker,

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Speaker 5: so it's on your phone, like like find my phone

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Speaker 5: or laptop.

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Speaker 3: Or you can see all the journeys the cars, not

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Speaker 3: just that at what speed.

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Speaker 5: So he's saying, you say, you found my car and

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Speaker 5: he's been driven back to the police station. Well, there's

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Speaker 4: Jack has something living in your roof.

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Speaker 3: It's in there, it's up there. We hear it every

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Speaker 4: Is Sue the boss.

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Speaker 5: She's determined to get you up earlier and into the studio.

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Speaker 4: Sue the bosses up there. We know you're up there,

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Speaker 5: That's seven eleven loitering, loitering above our windows, loitering with intent.

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Speaker 5: Someone wants When I said, oh, these rats here, one

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Speaker 4: A king rat?

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Speaker 3: What like a queen bee?

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Speaker 3: A real of rat tails tied together.

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Speaker 4: No, you've seen the rat king that I want to be.

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Speaker 4: I demand to be now on the racking the raking.

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Speaker 4: How often is that?

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Speaker 4: Rat King?

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Speaker 5: Seriously, that thing comes down and drags you away. There's

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Speaker 4: Do you fire him? No, rat king?

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Speaker 3: They dragged him away because I saw the rat at

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Speaker 5: It's the worst possible time to see it. Rat in

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Speaker 3: We were having a dinner party and.

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Speaker 4: You flashed it. Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt this dinner

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Speaker 4: party for VI. Bring out the pharaoh, that goddamn rat.

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Speaker 3: My friends outside to show on the lawn because we've

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Speaker 5: Dinner party strings on the lawn now the.

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Speaker 3: Just see the boss in the roof again, and then

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Speaker 3: I say that bird possum or rat.

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Speaker 4: New game. It's the home of the name game. And

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Speaker 4: the way, Possible Rat, I love it. What do they win?

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Speaker 4: If they guess right? You're gonna go up there today

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Speaker 4: find out if it's a golden bird, Golden possible.

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Speaker 3: I want to know how to get rid of them?

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, go on in now, Bird Possible Rat?

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Speaker 4: What do you want advice on each one?

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Speaker 3: Well, firstly, what's the worst one to have? And I

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Speaker 5: Bacon sandwich? Who can resist the lurever bacon sandwich? They

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Speaker 4: Patsy, you must have experiences about this.

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Speaker 7: We had rats once, Jack and we could smell it.

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Speaker 7: All used to crawl around out here. No, we could

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Speaker 7: So he opened the manhole and it had very conveniently

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. All right, let's go into the lines, Linda,

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Speaker 4: birds possible. Rats.

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Speaker 8: Rats are the worst. They're definitely the worst. But Jack,

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Speaker 4: Or whatever believe it down.

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Speaker 4: They go away a load of Larry stuff, the fresh

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Speaker 3: I'm doing, though, Linda, is trading the scratching of the

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Speaker 8: They'll go and live somewhere else.

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Speaker 4: It's a good idea.

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Speaker 3: It's not a great idea, but if I get desperate,

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me know Larry's letter, yellow letter tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Bring a bag of warry stuff in just in case.

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Speaker 5: good morning, good morning, are you yeah, I'm good, Jamie.

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Speaker 4: Always undertalkure, Jamie. What advice have you got for jack birds?

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Speaker 4: Mating, mating like it?

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Speaker 4: It's a quick old breeding program. They're running up there.

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Speaker 4: And what did you do to get rid of them?

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Speaker 11: First?

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Speaker 1: I'll started hosing them with the hose and then call

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Speaker 5: That that young ard of that young love called it down.

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Speaker 5: You should have called Dave and Attenbrough could have filmed

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Speaker 10: I started that, started putting fake crows and the roof

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Speaker 4: I didn't know. I know you can buy fake house

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Speaker 4: Are you in the roof now? Moving glass or sheet metal? There?

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Speaker 4: What's you up to, Jamie? Just in my work then, Jamie,

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: One final thing, Just to help Jack out with some

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Speaker 5: I also found an article Top fifteen cartoon, Mice and

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Speaker 5: Rats ranked Jerry from Tom and Jerry at number four.

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Speaker 4: Nowhere for Tom. I understand that. You know, I couldn't

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Speaker 4: No, but of course it's a cat. Take that out

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Speaker 4: podcast anyway. Did you know the rats can laugh?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Okay, why would rat facts? I printed off here this

445
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Speaker 5: info graphic rats can laugh?

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Speaker 6: What's it sound like?

447
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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know. I don't know.

448
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Speaker 5: Pats have not studied this, but we need to find out.

449
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Speaker 5: Can we jump on YouTube here? If they've actually got microphones?

450
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Speaker 4: Apparently? Rats up? What's more terrifying than seeing a rat

451
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Speaker 4: the night than hearing it in the night and laughing

452
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Speaker 4: at you?

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Speaker 2: Com Shoe podcast we.

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Speaker 5: Kss claim to fame every single Wednesday, were you never

455
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Speaker 5: know what stories We're going to from corner to corler.

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Speaker 5: It's back at eight o'clot this morning. An early entry

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Speaker 5: from a man called Doug Christian. I live outside radio range.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know there was an area outside radio range

459
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Speaker 5: and cannot cope with these modern interweb things. I do

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Speaker 5: listen to the stations sometimes and using the afternoons, and

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Speaker 5: I hear them talking about a segment on your show

462
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Speaker 5: where people share strange stories for money.

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Speaker 4: No, it's literally picking up fragments week by week. He's

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Speaker 4: got like a whiteboard. So that was this week's word

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Speaker 4: was story?

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Speaker 3: Not a terrible segment share stories for money?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Something in that. I was just wondering if you, your team,

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Speaker 4: or your audience would like to hear how I once

470
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Speaker 4: stood naked beside the road and waved a bar of

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Speaker 4: soap at the Queen and Prince Philip. Not many people

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Speaker 4: he signs off with this. Not many people can claim that,

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Speaker 4: thanks Doug quick shove hands. Yes, I don't reread this

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Speaker 4: several times this morning. Now, I was like, have I

475
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Speaker 4: just made this up? Is this? Am? I am? I

476
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Speaker 4: in a dream? Right now we're going to find out

477
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Speaker 4: more about story about how is he naked beside the

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Speaker 4: road waving a bar of is naked? We're just a

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Speaker 4: bar of so waving at the Queen and Princeville. What

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Speaker 4: do you think they said to each other? Australian hashtagstrayer.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, hopefully we get hold of Doug. It exists outside

482
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Speaker 5: radio range. You can't hear my words right now.

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Speaker 3: And I wonder how much money he wants for his.

484
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Speaker 4: Face story, you know, wat chat whatever he demands to

485
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Speaker 4: get this.

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Speaker 5: Happy to be pay a king's ransom to get this story.

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Speaker 2: Christ Christian O'Connell show tell.

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Speaker 5: Me questions about listener Doug naked at the side of

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Speaker 5: the road, what road naked with a bar of waiting

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Speaker 5: and Prince Philip and the Queen as they drove by.

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Speaker 5: Hopefully more on this incredible story after eight for cash

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Speaker 5: all right. In the meantime, Oh yeah, we've we've moved on.

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Speaker 5: This is about twenty minutes ago whilst most you were asleep. Luckily,

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Speaker 5: we were talking about rats or birds or possums that

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Speaker 5: may or may not be living in Jack's roof and

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Speaker 5: we found out that rats laugh.

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Speaker 4: And this is evidence of that. What listened to us

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Speaker 4: a rat being tickled? Stop it? Yeah, okay, I'm being tickled.

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Speaker 3: Somebody's gone through four years maybe more science in the

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Speaker 3: university and then gone to put on the rubber gloves.

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Speaker 5: To he's got one of those big long proders or

502
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Speaker 5: something you don't want to get too close to rat

503
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Speaker 5: like a meat stick to give a little.

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Speaker 4: Nudge run their ribs. Everyone's ticked this. They're even the

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Speaker 4: king Rats.

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Speaker 5: Stop it now, scientists. Yesterday on the show, we were

507
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Speaker 5: telling you about Divina Divena is some of that. We

508
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Speaker 5: are trying to make it happen for her. We start

509
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Speaker 5: this couple of weeks ago. What can we do this

510
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Speaker 5: on your bucket list? That's a bit unusual, Like Dave

511
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Speaker 5: Sherwood who started all this off, who was turning forty

512
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Speaker 5: and he wanted to be like a rock star.

513
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Speaker 4: Throw a TV through a window.

514
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Speaker 5: We made it happen live a couple of weeks ago

515
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Speaker 5: on a Friday morning, TV through a second floor window.

516
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Speaker 5: Shoes big smash Devine who.

517
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Speaker 4: Has listening to all this. She wants to crush a

518
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Speaker 4: car in a tank. We have the tank. We didn't

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Speaker 4: have any cars. We didn't I've got.

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Speaker 12: My girlfriend ninety eight Mitsubishi lanser for Zu Eric ninety.

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Speaker 2: Two, Man's the six nineteen eighties, Januar.

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Speaker 11: I'm going to put a seven ninety eight model.

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Speaker 4: Three with the lady also students of radio. That's how

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Speaker 4: you do it.

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Speaker 5: If you're going to do a montage of people talking

526
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Speaker 5: about cars, you put it to Gary Newman's cars.

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Speaker 4: That's so you do it. Kids. It really is as

528
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Speaker 4: easy as this. Now. The thing is, we were so

529
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Speaker 4: excited by the abundance of cars.

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Speaker 5: That is the right way to do it, and an

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Speaker 5: abundance as a collector, a plethora of cars being offered

532
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Speaker 5: to us. We're in a situation where actually Divina she

533
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Speaker 5: wanted one, we could do three to five coastal towing toes.

534
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Speaker 3: Yeah, when we think towing, we think coastal towing.

535
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Speaker 4: You got it.

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Speaker 5: My friend official towing company in Haller's company of the

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Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell show, said they would transport the cars all

538
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Speaker 5: over Melbourne. Get that to Gippsland, which is where this

539
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Speaker 5: is going to happen. That's where the tank is. However,

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Speaker 5: producer Tom called me yesterday. Have you ever had a

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Speaker 5: phone call from him during the day? No, Actually, it

542
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Speaker 5: is whatever he's talking about. He is so somber. It's

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Speaker 5: I forget that he worked with Eddie Maguire for a while.

544
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Speaker 5: So if you disturbing King Eddie during the day. Then,

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Speaker 5: I guess you've got to affect a somber toe.

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Speaker 4: It was as if radio had died, radios died. He

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Speaker 4: was very sorry. By the hand on heart. That was

548
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Speaker 4: a toe, right, I got the ring.

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Speaker 5: He was in a crypt somewhere and there was a

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Speaker 5: morning music being paid and he was all in black

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Speaker 5: under a vel.

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Speaker 3: The brother bother you, sir, I will punish myself.

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Speaker 5: He was whipping himself. Sorry, Eddie, it's not Eddie, it's Christian.

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Speaker 5: That's all gone, my friend. The war's over for you,

555
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Speaker 5: young soldiery. Sorry, smoke like a butler.

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Speaker 4: Right, you got your bath? They saw bother. That's the

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Speaker 4: problem with the tanks like this, mister Churchill. There's a

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Speaker 4: problem the right line with the tags. What is it,

559
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Speaker 4: young Thomas? You never disturbed me off the nine am?

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Speaker 4: What is it? Boy? Problem with the tags? And said,

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Speaker 4: what is the problem with the tanks? He said, it's

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Speaker 4: gonna each car. I did not know this. Each car

563
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Speaker 4: is going to take two minutes to crush.

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Speaker 3: Two minutes.

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Speaker 4: These war movies have been lying to us no wonder

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Speaker 4: than so long to defeat Hitler. Every time they're crushing something,

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Speaker 4: it takes two minutes to crush your car? Why can't

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Speaker 4: just go.

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Speaker 3: Over at your foot down?

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Speaker 4: You're going to breakfast show, buddy. It's all about pace.

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Speaker 4: We've got to get the ads away, the songs away.

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Speaker 3: I thought it would be like, all right, you're coming

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Speaker 3: up to the Jaguar, all right, Proton, Yes.

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Speaker 5: No, Instead, it's going to be alright coming up to

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Speaker 5: the Jaguar, going up the Jaguar.

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Speaker 4: Still times two minutes for one.

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Speaker 5: This is live Friday. So he said, how many cars

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Speaker 5: do you want to cross it? We can't have six

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Speaker 5: minutes of live car crushing. It'd be so boring on

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Speaker 5: a Friday. You know, we do knock off Friday.

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Speaker 4: It's about getting everyone's in a good mood for the

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Speaker 4: big weekend, you know, and you're going to hear six

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Speaker 4: long minutes of just there's an answer crusher. Were on

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Speaker 4: the first or second car?

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Speaker 3: And if you've just tuned into halfway to Crushing Proton, it's.

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Speaker 4: Got hold one oh four three. So we're just trying

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Speaker 4: to recreate what.

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Speaker 5: It would sound like on Friday Show. When I say recreate,

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Speaker 5: what is this that you emlyn, I already go what

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Speaker 5: does he made here?

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Speaker 3: He's trying to mash out the car getting cars.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like someone's just crushing some cardboard boxes.

593
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Speaker 3: And the grandfather clock for show time.

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Speaker 4: Right, this is only twenty seconds.

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Speaker 5: Imagine six minutes of us yelling at Divina inside a

596
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Speaker 5: noisy old tank.

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Speaker 4: So this is gonna be two cars, two.

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Speaker 3: Too much, one car, two minutes of a cub being

599
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Speaker 3: crushes enough?

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Speaker 4: What do we think? Perhaps, what do you reckon? Don't

601
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Speaker 4: you want to hear two cracks?

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Speaker 6: No, you're going all the way. You've got to make

603
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Speaker 6: it worth you while.

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Speaker 7: Let's do two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we get we get it up. For the first one,

606
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Speaker 3: we get it.

607
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Speaker 4: We four people from the show got to drive about

608
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Speaker 4: the Kipsands. They're staying in a motel. Right to make

609
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Speaker 4: this happen, I cannot look them in the eye and

610
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Speaker 4: go it's gonna do one now. They're going all that way.

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Speaker 5: A five hour round trip, right for a two minute bit.

612
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 5: Two minutes to crush a lancer.

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Speaker 3: Crush one on it and then do an extra.

614
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Speaker 4: One off it away during the app for the team

615
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Speaker 4: going out, No, no, no, four minutes of tank crushing life.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, So.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We have Marcus on Lion's got an idea.

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Speaker 5: But we're in a situation at the moment where Divina

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Speaker 5: wants to crush a car in the tank. We've got

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Speaker 5: the tank, We've got loads of cars donated by use that.

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Speaker 4: She can crush.

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Speaker 5: We thought we were going to get three for her

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Speaker 5: to do Friday. Turns out it takes two minutes. Two

625
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Speaker 5: minutes is a long time on breakfast radio to crush

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Speaker 5: just one car to time three, it's six minutes. Marcus,

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Speaker 5: you've got an idea, I.

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Speaker 1: Have's got Our Christian idea is put if you've got

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Speaker 1: six cars, put them, put two side by side, and

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Speaker 1: then like three three lights, so you've got six cars,

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Speaker 1: and then drive the tank over two at a time,

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Speaker 1: so you've got one track on one car going over.

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Speaker 2: It at so easy.

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Speaker 4: So for two minutes we get two cars crushed.

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Speaker 1: Well, you can do it too, or you can do six.

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Speaker 3: I struggling to.

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Speaker 5: Figure out what it made the situation more complicated, Marcus.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Exciting scenes yesterday at my house. When the delivery turned

641
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Speaker 5: up last week, I ordered a online what well, I

642
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 5: thought it was a wine rat because of course.

643
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Speaker 4: This is Australia. They called it a wine stash. Wine stash.

644
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Speaker 4: It's Australian. In man, it's a wine rack nam ponsi

645
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 4: European words, it's a wine stash. Guys come around. I

646
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Speaker 4: got a little wine stash to wi, a wine stash.

647
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 4: It's a wine rack, okay. And it turned up you

648
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Speaker 4: saying it said on the front of the box. Some

649
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Speaker 4: assembly required. Was like, do I need to call somebody out?

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Speaker 3: You have that guy out. You're calling somebody out every

651
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Speaker 3: second every other day.

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Speaker 5: He's rather than doing something sometimes. I didn't know what

653
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Speaker 5: my wife puts him in for. He actually turned up

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Speaker 5: last week. I was like, why Andrew, what are you

655
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Speaker 5: here to do?

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Speaker 4: It's like one of your daughters somewhere. I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: Wonderful bye bye.

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Speaker 5: I know my wife is conducting a very flagrant affair.

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Speaker 5: I let the guy in last week.

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Speaker 4: I had no idea. It's one last thing I have

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Speaker 4: to do.

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Speaker 3: But he gets jobs done around the house.

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Speaker 5: Yess not what having sex with my wife. I'd tell

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Speaker 5: you it's not a job around the house.

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Speaker 4: The winetas the wife's stash. It turned up yesterday, the

666
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Speaker 4: wine statch. Okay. And when I got the online.

667
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Speaker 5: You know when you order something and they send you

668
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Speaker 5: the receipt and he's got a little photo to go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is what you You know, we've got it.

670
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 4: We've got your order. By the way, what is it now?

671
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 4: Whenever you order anything online you get about eight emails

672
00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 4: ask you to review the experience. The wine rack turned up.

673
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Speaker 4: I paid for it, you delivered it. What is the

674
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 4: end of story?

675
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 3: And confirmation emails like yes, we put it in the bark.

676
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Speaker 5: Business transactions are working. Review the experience out of five?

677
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, I mean guess five out of five.

678
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 4: But it was essentially what I thought was going to happen.

679
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,240
Speaker 4: There's been no surprises in this transaction. Anyway. When I

680
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 4: saw it.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday and the photo came back, I thought, this is

682
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Speaker 5: this is something that screams my age.

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Speaker 4: You know, you're in your late forties. You care about

684
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 4: oring wine? Now? Anyway?

685
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 5: Turn up yesterday my wife was wide about. I was like, well,

686
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 5: I thought we'd put it somewhere really off. It's so

687
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 5: it's easy for me to see him drink.

688
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 4: My wife thinks if it's too if it's two in

689
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 4: my eye, the stash in.

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Speaker 5: View, it won't be stashed for a long It'll be

691
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 5: stashed in my liver. So it's under the stairs because

692
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 5: that's where you want to It's really is stashed away.

693
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 5: I literally, And when I say understands, I don't mean

694
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 5: it's like a seller. I mean you have to crouch

695
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 5: down to get the wine, like you're seeing the little

696
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 5: borrowers living in the skirting boards. So this morning I

697
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 5: thought you could try and aid yourself with a recent

698
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 5: online purchase. I mean, Patsy, you're you're the queen of this.

699
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 5: If you want anything recent that screams your.

700
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Speaker 6: Age, definitely.

701
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 7: I got one of those arm graber things, you know

702
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 7: those they're they're.

703
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 6: A stick, they've got a hand way I did.

704
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 5: I brought that for my dad's for Christmas because he

705
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 5: does voluntary litter picking, right, you mean the long claws he.

706
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 7: Won because stuff's always falling down the side of the

707
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 7: sideboard and I can't reach it.

708
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 6: You're not that, Oh no, they're brilliant.

709
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 4: So what will you pick up? Bock or blood.

710
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 6: Cans and everything.

711
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 4: Sculling beer cans? Later, my giant meets along grabbing drawer.

712
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 7: And you know, like lolly wrappers from under the couch,

713
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 7: So you don't have to live at the couch.

714
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 4: Sharp, You're living in a cinema. Stuffest on the floor.

715
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,479
Speaker 4: That is amazing. All right, Jack, what have you bought recently?

716
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 4: The age is yourself online?

717
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 3: Have to buy a hose adapter because my hose didn't

718
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 3: fit to the gurney and the hose I've got. Every

719
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 3: hose is the same, right, They're all universal. Twister On

720
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 3: It's decided to reinvent the all the accessories and do

721
00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 3: its own system, so every time you want to attach

722
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 3: it to something, you've got to order it in. So

723
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:56,479
Speaker 3: I was able to order that piece in and then

724
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Speaker 3: use the gurney again, which I love using.

725
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's great if you've got that one.

726
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 3: Now that retractable one no oh yeah, retractable hosts yeah yeah,

727
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 3: game changer, right huge.

728
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 4: Every time I use that, I'm like, this is being

729
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 4: a grown up. I dreamed of this. I'm finally a

730
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 4: grown up. I've got retractable homes.

731
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 3: I saw by neighbor filling up her watering can the

732
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: other day and I had to stop myself from saying,

733
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 3: you know what, you should invest in your retractable hose.

734
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 3: It seems expensive at first, but you'll love that you purchased.

735
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Speaker 4: We're doing a live advert. I worry now sales are

736
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 4: going to come to us. Very excited it.

737
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Speaker 5: And just done a big contract with the Bunnings for

738
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Speaker 5: retractable hoses.

739
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Speaker 2: The Christian o'connells show, Oh Yeah Podcast.

740
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Speaker 5: I'm now the very proud owner not only of a

741
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 5: retractable hose, but a wine rack, a wine stash. So

742
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 5: we're asking you today to age yourself with something you've

743
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 5: recently bought online. Christian, I recently bought online a basket

744
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 5: to put my clothes pegs in.

745
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Speaker 4: That is not something you do when you're twenty and

746
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 4: I actually when you got it, you were actually like,

747
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: this is great, this is actually going to bring order

748
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 4: to my life.

749
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 5: Christian, I bought there's some James. I brought a magnetized

750
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 5: whiteboard from my fridge door. Actual quote by me when

751
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 5: it arrived. I can't believe there is more demand for these.

752
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 3: I bought a whiteboard over summer and I was so

753
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 3: excited for it. I was like, I'm going to write

754
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 3: so much stuff on here. I never write anything.

755
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 5: I brought a huge one for all the big ideas.

756
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 5: It's in the garage, still unopen from a year ago,

757
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 5: a here ago lockdown, I brought a planter to grow

758
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 5: sweet corn and corgettes. Christian, I just ordered very focals.

759
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,799
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you're not very focals are word? These are

760
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 5: things that the more mature people have. They are It's

761
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 5: basically two lenses in one glass.

762
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Speaker 3: I've seen them before, a semi circle at the bottom.

763
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 5: Yes, they can see far away invaders are coming up first,

764
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 5: I can read my book.

765
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 4: They've got it all covered.

766
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 5: Those are very vocals, sorry, Jennifer laughing like that. Ash

767
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 5: just bought a key bowl.

768
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 6: Oh yes, to put you well.

769
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 4: If you have a little landing bowl, I do. I

770
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 4: have a landing bowl for.

771
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,319
Speaker 5: Credit card stuff and then also my keys credit card. Yeah,

772
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 5: well you just got it wallet. Oh yeah, I don't know.

773
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 4: I don't have a wallet.

774
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 5: I just have a little little metallic thing that put

775
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,960
Speaker 5: them in. Anyway, this is very born for everyone. Christian,

776
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 5: I've just ordered jams and Chutney's. Hey, there's nothing wrong

777
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 5: with that. That's a better life right there. Jams and

778
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 5: Chutney's are the way to a better life.

779
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 4: Christian.

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00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 5: I took great pleasure and recently ordering online Jackie like this,

781
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 5: Joseph Joseph sink tidy.

782
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 3: Oh well, since I've broken the Joseph Joseph tupperware, I

783
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 3: haven't any Joseph Joseph in my house anymore.

784
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 4: That's so sad. Christian. I bought a square meter of

785
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 4: red felt to do some nice draw lining with two

786
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 4: for the price of one. I got as well.

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Speaker 5: Hashtag old fart and Joanne's Christian, that's nothing buying a

788
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 5: wine stash. I brought a water butt so I could

789
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 5: collect rain water and then water the plants with it.

790
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:08,959
Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: We the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

792
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 4: Every Wednesday morning.

793
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 5: On the show, it is a home of your weakest

794
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 5: claim to fame and as always think you need to

795
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 5: bear in mind on this feature you can cool him

796
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 5: with anything. An hour ago, we were very excited about

797
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 5: an email from a guy.

798
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 4: Who just an email in three lines told us the

799
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 4: story about being naked by the side of a road

800
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 4: waving a bar of soap at the Queen of England

801
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 4: and rip bless him.

802
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 5: Prince Philip will have no more details about this. We're

803
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 5: trying to get hold of him at the moment. But

804
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 5: no claim to fame is too weak.

805
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 3: There's no business like show business.

806
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: I adopted a dog from the Lost Dog Time of

807
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,720
Speaker 2: Ben out that you shook hands with Mike Clarkes.

808
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 4: I used to listen to Crete while I was on

809
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 4: the toilet while running the back of Pretty Charles on

810
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 4: a pushboy.

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Speaker 11: I have a client and her daughter leaves next door

812
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 11: to christians Worth.

813
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: My husband went to high school with Jeffrey Russian's son,

814
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: and one day he went over to Jeffrey Russian's house

815
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: and Johnny Depp was there and they played a game.

816
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 4: Of billion Deal. Christian O'Connell's weakest claims to fame. There

817
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,640
Speaker 4: is no feature like this on radio. Honestly, we never

818
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 4: know what we're going to from corner to cola, as

819
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 4: you've just heard.

820
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 5: From that nine four one four one oh four three.

821
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 5: Do not sit on the sidelines. Whatever your week story is,

822
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:35,319
Speaker 5: we welcome it, we celebrate them. Nine four one four

823
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:37,800
Speaker 5: one oh four three. We're just looking for weak claim

824
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 5: to fame. Let's get into it this morning, then, where Kim,

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00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 5: good morning, Hi, Christian.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning. My week claim to fame is

827
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Speaker 10: my uncle went to school with Freddy Murcury in Tanzania,

828
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 10: and even then he called himself Freddy Mercury. Way back then.

829
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Speaker 3: I do remember from Behemian Rafi the movie that he

830
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 3: was born in Zanziba.

831
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 4: Part of the story we can verify he was.

832
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 10: He was in Zanzebar and then he moved over to

833
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 10: Tanzania to go to school there. And one day, oh

834
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 10: sorry after you oh. And then probably years later in

835
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Speaker 10: the i'd say the late seventies early eighties, they met

836
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 10: each other again at he threw at airport and had

837
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 10: coffee for an hour.

838
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 4: Oh, what a lovely part of story.

839
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 3: And Freddy was a big star by that stage. Yes, yes,

840
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:33,800
Speaker 3: nice of him to sit down for an hour long coffee.

841
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 5: And you query the hour long butious In England they

842
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 5: make a mankey old coffee there.

843
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,440
Speaker 3: But you're a rockster, wouldn't there be people coming up

844
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 3: and bugging you?

845
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 4: And you want to get about Freddie? I wonder Kim's

846
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 4: uncle here. They were close back in the day, back

847
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,359
Speaker 4: at school. It's a lovely story, came. I love that.

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00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,479
Speaker 4: It's almost it's almost too good. It's strong. It's strong,

849
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 4: too strong, isn't it. It's not shaking, It's not Mike

850
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,480
Speaker 4: Lark and shaking a pause with your dog.

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Speaker 10: I used to tell anyone who'd listen and say when

852
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 10: aren't my uncle me Freddy mrcury And they go, yes,

853
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 10: we know.

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00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now Melbourne up and spread the word. I love that, Kim.

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00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, you call, Thank you very much.

856
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 4: By bye.

857
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 9: Now, Shuey, Hello Christian, how are you, Bud?

858
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 4: I'm good, Huey. Welcome to weakest claim to fame? What

859
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 4: have you got?

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00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, just a quick one. I was quite young.

861
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 9: I was about seven or eight years old at the time.

862
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 9: Me and my brother were flying from Sacramento to la

863
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,800
Speaker 9: as we normally did when we lived in the States,

864
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 9: visiting our mother, and one time we sat next to

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00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 9: Tom Hanks's kids, and you know, we're playing g I

866
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 9: Joe's and filling out the airplane packs and doing our thing.

867
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,399
Speaker 9: Then we got escorted off the plane and our mom

868
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 9: told us, hey, you sat next to Tom Hanks's kids.

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00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 9: And there was a big crowd around Tom Hanks and

870
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 9: people were taking photos and here's a really nice guy

871
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 9: and just ask them, you know, nice and quietly, hey,

872
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 9: can you not do that? I'm just here to get

873
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 9: my kids and go, and yeah, that's my weakest claim.

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00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 9: The thing is that one. And here's another one. If

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00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 9: you have the short minute is my cousin is also

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00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 9: married to Flee from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Speaker 4: I mean Tom Hanks's Kids is great, but your cousin's

878
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Speaker 4: married to Fleas.

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00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 9: From Flee from the Red Hot Chelli Peppers. Yeah, nolody

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Speaker 9: is funny.

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Speaker 3: That's great. So do you stand side a stage when

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Speaker 3: they tour?

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Speaker 9: Unfortunately not. I live over here in Australia. Now there

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00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 9: over there. We're family, but you know we're far away

885
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,359
Speaker 9: from each other.

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00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 4: Sounds like you've asked your tickets. Have you ever heard

887
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 4: of whoa Tools? All right? They just tore around their suburb.

888
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 9: He's from Melbourne, right, originally.

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00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 4: From Sydney.

890
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 9: No, your cousin's usband, No, no, no.

891
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 4: WhatsApp that's a little family banter and some funny memes.

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Speaker 9: I like, hey please from bats right?

893
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 4: All right, Hueie, thank you very much.

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00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 9: A cool cheers Christians.

895
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Speaker 2: Now Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.

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Speaker 5: Let's get some more stories then your week claim to Fame.

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Speaker 5: First of all, we go to Tanya. Good morning, Tania.

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00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 4: Hey, Hey, do you remember when we had Tania on?

899
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Speaker 13: Hey?

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00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: Hey?

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00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 13: My weakest links to our fame is I was at

902
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 13: the airport years ago, and I didn't have my glasses on,

903
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 13: and I thought someone was waiting at me. So I

904
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 13: way back and was smiling. But when I got closer,

905
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 13: it was a cardboard cut out of Greg Norman.

906
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 4: She thought Greg Norman.

907
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 5: And one of was our greatest offers is waving at you,

908
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,399
Speaker 5: which would have been nice.

909
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 13: I didn't know who it was.

910
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 4: I didn't glasses on cardboard cutout can wave once and freeze,

911
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 4: it's not it's not waving. It's a very passive.

912
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: Unless it's a windy day. Yeah, and it's flowing back at.

913
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 4: The pregnormous salinting me. Maybe he was, Yeah, who knows.

914
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 3: It's going to have been close to one of the

915
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 3: weakest no celebrity involved on one.

916
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 4: Dimensional cardboard cutout, that is, I'm actually gonna give you

917
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 4: a prize we asked for that. You can have a

918
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 4: one hundred tal a delivery voucher.

919
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:38,840
Speaker 5: Whoo whoo hey, thank you, Tony, Bye bye, Hey, Joe,

920
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 5: come on, let's go to Joe.

921
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 4: Now I find out his weakest claim to fame.

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00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 12: Is Joe, how are you?

923
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 4: I'm good Joe.

924
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 12: So the king of comedy, Jerry Laws done us quite

925
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 12: a few shows here in Australia back in the late nineties,

926
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 12: and one day during the day he'd went to the

927
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Speaker 12: Crown to do a radio interview with Ernie Sigley and

928
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 12: it was in a glass booth. It was all open.

929
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 12: There was about one hundred people there and when he'd

930
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 12: finished the review, he'd come out of the booth and

931
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 12: was on level one and then he went up straight

932
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Speaker 12: up the escalator to Liberl two and were in about

933
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 12: a minute, not even a minute. The security guard had

934
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Speaker 12: walked away, so the escalator was free, and I looked

935
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 12: at my mate and I said, let's let's go up

936
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Speaker 12: and see what's going on. So we went up, went

937
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Speaker 12: up to the second level and for about a minute

938
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Speaker 12: there was only Joey Lewis, his wife, myself and my

939
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Speaker 12: mate on the same floor. And then the security guard

940
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 12: popped up and said, sorry, guys, you need to go

941
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Speaker 12: back down.

942
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 5: The whole floor is cordinged off. Level two is a

943
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 5: no go. Level one final ground floor. Okay, you got

944
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Speaker 5: to level two. That's mister Lewis's floor.

945
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 3: And I love that. We used to put celebrities into

946
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 3: glass queue count.

947
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 4: The down square. Lewis in the glass box, come and

948
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 4: stare at him. What a lovely interview that must have been.

949
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 5: For that was the king of comedy stabbed up by

950
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 5: a straining at the crown.

951
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 3: And it exhibited the zoo.

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00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:58,240
Speaker 4: Joe, thank you very much. You cool, Wendy. Good morning,

953
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 4: Hi Christian, how you I'm good. We just heard about

954
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 4: Jerry Lewis been interviewed in a glass box.

955
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 11: Well, my week is claim to fame is when you

956
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:09,640
Speaker 11: two toured in the nineties. I got to watch their

957
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,239
Speaker 11: security guards andies.

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00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 4: This doesn't sound right.

959
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 5: Why are you washing anyone's undies and only security guards

960
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:17,279
Speaker 5: of YouTube, they.

961
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,440
Speaker 4: Washed their own undies.

962
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 11: I worked at a drug cleaner, so they were bringing

963
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 11: this stuff down all the time.

964
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 5: And started a drug clean rock up to date my

965
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,479
Speaker 5: local guy.

966
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 4: Right, let's go. I've got a big weekend after the d's.

967
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 4: These pressed an irons, my jocks, my socks.

968
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Speaker 11: You would be surprised. You need to talk to you.

969
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 4: Surprised even you too, I go, I don't think that's true. Bonno,

970
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 4: wouldn't do that. But they're security guards. Yes, well they

971
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 4: put their underpants in to be dry cleaned.

972
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 11: I am socks and these and socks. We had a

973
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,879
Speaker 11: laundromat that was part of the drug cleaner is. But yeah,

974
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 11: a lot of people need their underwear pressed afterwards.

975
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 4: I didn't know that was such a thing to have

976
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 4: your underwear pressed. Yes, right, okay, other than you two

977
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 4: security guard, is that a thing that happens like weekly

978
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 4: people bring in the underwear to be pressed.

979
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,919
Speaker 11: Absolutely. I worked in South Gara for a little while

980
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 11: and it was constant all the time.

981
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 4: Pressed.

982
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 5: Fancy, Wow, we Wendy, this is incredible.

983
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 4: We'll send your prize. Okay, thanks you cool. It's brilliant, cool,

984
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,479
Speaker 4: Thank you cool.

985
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 12: Hello.

986
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 5: Last few weakest claim to fame. If you've got any more,

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00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 5: you can email them in for next week. Christian at

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00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com dot Aukara.

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Speaker 14: Good morning, Good morning guys.

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00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 11: How are you?

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00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 4: We're good, welcome to the show. What have you got

993
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 4: for us?

994
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,719
Speaker 14: My weakest claim to fame is I know the dog

995
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 14: from the latest Do Little movie.

996
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,800
Speaker 4: Oh Came I Lost you a Rob Donny Jr.

997
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 14: Yeah, so I've kind of patted the same dog as him. Hopefully.

998
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 5: That's an amazing claim to fame. How come you know

999
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 5: the dog that was in the movie?

1000
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 14: So I used to work at a vet clinic in

1001
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 14: London and he was one of my patients.

1002
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 4: Robert Donny Jr. Yes, one of the dog is one

1003
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 4: of your patients. Was it like a showbiz pet clinic?

1004
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 14: Well, his owner worked in the movie busins, like in

1005
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 14: backstage and everything, and the owner took the dog to

1006
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 14: work one day and apparently the director saw this dog.

1007
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 4: Do you hear these stories?

1008
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: Hey?

1009
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 4: Okay, get in the picture. Hey whose dog is this?

1010
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 4: Get it close up of those parts. Yes, we just

1011
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:46,400
Speaker 4: found our cut. Guys, you're going to be in the movies.

1012
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 4: We have to send your prize. That car.

1013
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 5: What a great one to end on this morning. Awesome,

1014
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 5: thank you, thank you very much. You really cheered us up.

1015
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 5: Have a good day the Christian o'connells show.

1016
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 4: Yo, time for the morning? Is that word? Time?

1017
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 5: Waster jack? And I not too happy? What are you

1018
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 5: about to hear? A preemptive apology for me. These are

1019
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 5: not funny, okay, but the good news is you will

1020
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 5: be funny. One of you will win five hundred dollars

1021
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 5: and you get a double bass to go to the

1022
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 5: opening night of The Drummer Queen's. Today is International No

1023
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 5: housework Day. Oh wait, how many to start on the

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00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 5: micphone Patty International, no housework day. According to a study

1025
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 5: of the Australian Institute are Family Studies, the most hated

1026
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 5: chawes yep, what do you think is that?

1027
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 4: Number one most hated chaw.

1028
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 3: Doing the washing up after dinner show.

1029
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 6: I hate cleaning the shower.

1030
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 5: Cleaning the bathroom is at number one, number two mopping,

1031
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,919
Speaker 5: and number three unpacking the dish rusher. For me, it's

1032
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 5: getting the clothes out of the dryer and folding them.

1033
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 4: I hate that. Oh, absolutely hate it. What do you do?

1034
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 3: Why do you need a fo Oh?

1035
00:47:57,760 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: I don't want to see a creasy, crumpled top.

1036
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 3: I hang my tops so that you don't have to

1037
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 3: fold something that's hanging. And then pants and everything else.

1038
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 3: Just shove it in the rolling Yeah. I usually rolled

1039
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 3: the jeans and a ball.

1040
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 4: What do you mean roll them in a ball?

1041
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:11,839
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1042
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 3: Like, just roll them up like you like you're packing

1043
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,400
Speaker 3: a suitcase.

1044
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 4: But wow, we astonishing scenes today.

1045
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 5: All right, All this chit chat leads us to today's

1046
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 5: time waster, which is home housework movies, housework movies. Oh dear,

1047
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 5: good luck. All right, I'm actually beginning to begin being

1048
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 5: going to begin with the best one, Lord of the

1049
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 5: coffee rings?

1050
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 4: Why are they now? I've got coasters. I've told you.

1051
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 4: Put the coaster under the mug.

1052
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: Lord of the that's the best.

1053
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,720
Speaker 5: That's the best, Lord of the That is a gold

1054
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:49,399
Speaker 5: Bridget Jones is Dyson Civil plus Shindler's lint. Oh, gotta

1055
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 5: clean out of the tumble dry mister Shindler Silver robomop.

1056
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 3: That's the gold.

1057
00:48:55,719 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 4: Oh, coffee rings? Who left that coffee mug? Has left

1058
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 4: the ring? Jack? What have you got?

1059
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 3: Sorry? I just got I got distracted halfway through that

1060
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 3: because this first time ever Pats has passed me a

1061
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 3: note halfway through? So is this yours?

1062
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 6: This is a lady tree?

1063
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 3: You do it right?

1064
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 4: Material for chat post? No? No, no, you do it?

1065
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 4: Come on, delivery will be No, it won't. You're a

1066
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 4: very funny woman. Come on, and this is going to

1067
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 4: be really all right. Jack and I look the other way,

1068
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 4: so we don't make you ready.

1069
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, live in the Leader Loca.

1070
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 6: The Lady is a brand.

1071
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: Of mo Yeah, no, no, no, I've got one. It's very

1072
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 4: good too.

1073
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 3: Except is that movie or just a song?

1074
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 4: It's a song that's all right, isn't it? No, it's

1075
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 4: Housework movies, your opinions, No, no, no, no.

1076
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: No, it's good just good market if we were doing songs,

1077
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 3: yea yeah, civil plus yeah, yes, alright, sorry, all right,

1078
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 3: always you're always welcome to jump in.

1079
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, we just nothing that we'll do with what we're

1080
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 4: talking about.

1081
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 5: All right, house work movie, Yes, back on track, Thank you, Jack.

1082
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 3: Sweeping with the An Enemy.

1083
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 5: I'm still a silver either way, Lord of the Coffee Rings.

1084
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 4: I still think it's gold.

1085
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 3: Carry on, Horden, here's a hoover.

1086
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's gold.

1087
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,240
Speaker 3: Rakes on a plane. Gott to rake up those leaves

1088
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 3: even on a plane. No, you can do. Housework is

1089
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 3: in the garden as well as Yeah, absolutely bronze, Star chores,

1090
00:50:26,719 --> 00:50:28,960
Speaker 3: star chars and new soap.

1091
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 4: Gold Christian.

1092
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1093
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 5: All right, so time wasted today is housework movies. Jackie boy,

1094
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 5: you're ready to mark, Let's go? Oh brother, where art

1095
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 5: thou mop?

1096
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 3: A little basic bronze?

1097
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Speaker 5: When Harry vacked Salny silver plus broke.

1098
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 4: Vack Mountain gold. That is really smart. Who's Glenn? Well done?

1099
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 15: Sweepy hollows silver.

1100
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 5: Eat spray scrub gold and Stephen they've saved it from

1101
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 5: Jack and I today.

1102
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 3: Weekend at Gurney's Gold love that Gurney.

1103
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:13,120
Speaker 4: That's very good Jackson, big fan, Scott well done dice

1104
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:19,200
Speaker 4: and hard dye and hard silver plus Conan the Cleanian.

1105
00:51:20,239 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 3: Good attempt Silver.

1106
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, o, Kate, nice dry while you were sweeping gold.

1107
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 5: Uh fairies biders dish cloth, come on, Roger Silver, big

1108
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 5: trouble while cleaning the fine china.

1109
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 4: That's smart.

1110
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's not quite funny though.

1111
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 4: Silver.

1112
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:43,239
Speaker 15: Oh dear uh men who stare at dust Bronze, the

1113
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 15: good the band and the moldy bronze Raiders of the

1114
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,880
Speaker 15: Lost sock Silver, Omo and Juliet.

1115
00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:52,879
Speaker 4: God, that is really good.

1116
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 3: Gold plus ah.

1117
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 4: Man Alive, Judy, that's awesome. Days of Plunger Gold Vack

1118
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 4: to the future, Silver gone with the.

1119
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 3: Windex Silver.

1120
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:11,400
Speaker 4: Vacuum means you pre bronze weeding, miss Daisy, sweet weeds

1121
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 4: in the house. Vacuum with a view instead of room

1122
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 4: with a view. Yes, Silver, I'm again in the dog poop. No,

1123
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:24,399
Speaker 4: that deserves more morally, that's a god Ben two, No,

1124
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 4: not doing that one. That's really rude. Broomhart Silver White

1125
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 4: men can't chiff Gold, Dude, wear's my card shirt?

1126
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:33,560
Speaker 3: Gold.

1127
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 4: These are really well a.

1128
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 3: Lot of good ones in there, but I think the

1129
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 3: winner is Omo and Juliet.

1130
00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:42,239
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, well done, Judy, you get the five bunch

1131
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 5: of donors, Tyler.

1132
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 4: Today's show is Bird, Possum or Rat. Thank you very much.

1133
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 4: Sure your stories today some great cals. Thank you.

1134
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,040
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