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<v Speaker 1>Ready, Jim? Everybody online.

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<v Speaker 2>The Jonesy and Amanda Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Gorgeous Amanda.

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<v Speaker 4>Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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<v Speaker 2>It hurts, but someone's got to do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Bad Amanda, bad, bad Amanda. Am I going to see Jonesy?

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<v Speaker 5>And the virile Jonesy.

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<v Speaker 1>What a creep.

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<v Speaker 6>I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay in school and learn at school.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of the way, Toby. Jonesy and Amanda, those are

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<v Speaker 4>names that you will never forget.

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<v Speaker 1>Bitch.

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<v Speaker 7>Fri-yay, friendy.

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<v Speaker 2>Fri-yay. Big plans for the weekend?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I thought I was going to be doing something work-wise,

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<v Speaker 6>but that's been sort of moved.

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<v Speaker 7>What a dream.

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<v Speaker 6>It's always good, isn't it, when something is going to

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<v Speaker 6>happen and it came to pass and it's not going

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<v Speaker 6>to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>I often think that even, this is my nature, even

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<v Speaker 2>something that's brilliant, if it gets put off, I think, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what a relief.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What a relief I don't have to go and win

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<v Speaker 2>that million dollars in that competition.

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<v Speaker 7>I might do some chainsawing on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I look forward to visiting you in the hospital.

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<v Speaker 7>I've got a big stick chainsaw. Have you seen those

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<v Speaker 7>stick chainsaws?

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 7>Really good.

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<v Speaker 6>But I've got my jacaranda tree, and we're at that

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<v Speaker 6>stage where all the leaves are coming off the jacaranda

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<v Speaker 6>tree before the purple flowers come.

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<v Speaker 7>So I might just do a little bit of tidying up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really sorry I brought it up. How about you, Ryan?

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<v Speaker 2>What are your plans?

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<v Speaker 9>I am popping off to Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 7>In South Australia?

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<v Speaker 9>No, no, no, like Scotland. I'm going to Scotland.

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<v Speaker 7>What, for how long?

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<v Speaker 10>What?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I remember you saying you wanted like Monday

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<v Speaker 2>to not be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when did this happen?

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<v Speaker 2>I saw that. I saw you leave.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I just put it on the board.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going, but you're going overseas? Yeah, I'm going to Scotland.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, just for the weekend. Let's pop by.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't a joke.

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<v Speaker 12>No.

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<v Speaker 7>How come? When are you going?

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<v Speaker 9>I'm leaving like tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>How come?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, because the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is on at the moment.

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<v Speaker 8>So I'm trying to catch the tail end of it

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<v Speaker 8>because my dream is to take my show.

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<v Speaker 9>A Kingdom of Fools, over to the Edinburgh Fringe.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 7>It's the biggest.

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<v Speaker 9>arts festival in.

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<v Speaker 8>The world of course it is I would love to

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<v Speaker 8>go yeah I'm just doing a bit of scouting just

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<v Speaker 8>checking it out seeing if it's possible scouting yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean what are you going to learn by being there.

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<v Speaker 8>Well just like what venues the show could be in

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<v Speaker 8>what the vibe is just a vibe it's basically a

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<v Speaker 8>vibe check right a.

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<v Speaker 2>Vibe check of Edinburgh yeah you lucky duck it'll be

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<v Speaker 2>fun I think it's brilliant a vibe check of Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 7>I just when you you just it's do you want

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<v Speaker 7>me to get you guys anything while I'm there yeah Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>can you bring me back a caiba?

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<v Speaker 9>What's that?

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<v Speaker 7>Will you look it up? Get me a big caiba.

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<v Speaker 2>Caiba, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>Caiba.

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<v Speaker 9>Is that like a sword or something?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a big piece of log that you hurl into

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<v Speaker 2>the air.

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<v Speaker 6>I would like to toss it when you get it back.

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<v Speaker 7>It'll fit in you.

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<v Speaker 2>This is extraordinary news. I love these spontaneous things. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never been that kind of person.

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<v Speaker 7>In my life. It's a long way to go.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I think we're on the plane for almost two

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<v Speaker 8>days or something.

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<v Speaker 7>When are you back? Monday.

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<v Speaker 9>Like midweek or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I saw the form.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, who's going to do your job next week?

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<v Speaker 2>Brendan, it's all been sorted out.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I'm usually the guy that does the work.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we've got someone else doing the work.

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<v Speaker 9>Ryan with a B.

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<v Speaker 7>Ah, Ryan with a B.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I like Ryan with a B. He's good. He's got

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<v Speaker 7>his own tin hat as well for Tin Hat Tuesday

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<v Speaker 7>next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's all set to go. Well, amazing. Well done, Ryan.

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<v Speaker 2>I admire the spontaneity.

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<v Speaker 6>And this could be like a bit of a tax

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<v Speaker 6>expense for you if you indeed paid taxes.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my first thought was what a tax write-off.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, right.

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<v Speaker 2>To see how easy it is to get your big

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<v Speaker 2>suit of armour there.

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<v Speaker 7>In Ryan's jam jar of receipts for Guzman and Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well done you. Well, we're in shock.

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<v Speaker 14>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't you feel boring just doing some chainsawing at home?

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<v Speaker 7>No, I'm just chainsawing away by myself like a big loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, aren't we just?

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<v Speaker 6>We have an action-packed show, all the usual fruits of

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<v Speaker 6>the pie, Friday Feels, Phil Burton from Human Nature.

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<v Speaker 14>Yes.

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<v Speaker 7>He's broken away from those other blokes.

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<v Speaker 2>He's doing a Phil Collins show.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Phil does Phil.

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<v Speaker 2>Phil does Phil.

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<v Speaker 7>Phil times Phil. He'll be joining us.

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<v Speaker 6>Instagram makes its return, and we can't do anything until

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<v Speaker 6>we do the Fast Five.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a call.

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<v Speaker 7>135522 on Gold. Damnation. Let's do it. How fast can

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<v Speaker 7>this thing go? Faster than the speed of light.

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<v Speaker 4>Jonesy and Amanda.

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<v Speaker 10>Stop.

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<v Speaker 6>Fast Five is here. Five questions. Can you go all

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<v Speaker 6>the way and answer all five questions correctly? If you

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<v Speaker 6>do that, Amanda will say... You will.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a $ 250 Best Restaurants gift card is what you

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<v Speaker 2>will get.

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<v Speaker 7>Lucinda is in Lane Cove. Hello, Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Jonesy.

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<v Speaker 15>How are you?

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<v Speaker 7>I am very well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Lucinda. Jonesy's smirking because you didn't mention me and.

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<v Speaker 7>He loves that. It's nice for a change. Some people think.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's not make it all about Amanda. It was just

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<v Speaker 7>you and me before, Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry to barge in.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't let Amanda come in.

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<v Speaker 2>Be the third wheel on this date.

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<v Speaker 7>Cramping our style.

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<v Speaker 2>Lucinda, here's question number one for you. What English city

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<v Speaker 2>are you from if you speak with a Scouse accent?

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<v Speaker 16>Is that Liverpool?

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<v Speaker 2>It is Liverpool.

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<v Speaker 7>I like the Scouse accent.

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<v Speaker 2>It goes a bit like this. Unlike any fun, you

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<v Speaker 2>get excited thinking who you might bring in and You know,

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<v Speaker 2>being involved, just because you're a player, you're still exactly

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<v Speaker 2>the same as the man on the street.

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<v Speaker 10>You're picking up the paper, hopefully you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to see if science.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I know exactly what he's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Lucinda, let's play Monster Man.

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<v Speaker 14>Let's kick off this Monster Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's make it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Lucinda, we have two songs that we've munched together. What

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<v Speaker 2>are they?

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<v Speaker 1>MUSIC PLAYS.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, that's tough.

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<v Speaker 2>That is tough. One of them's obvious, not so much

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<v Speaker 2>the other. Any ideas there, Lucinda?

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<v Speaker 15>The first one's Gautier with somebody I used to know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 7>Very good.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the other one?

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<v Speaker 14>Is it all the kids with the.

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<v Speaker 15>Funked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Kicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 7>I like you, Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 7>Give the kid a break.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about a school shooting, that song.

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<v Speaker 14>Oh, yay.

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<v Speaker 2>Question three, let's move on to happier times. This is

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<v Speaker 2>multiple choice for you. The biggest gold nugget ever found

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia was given what name? Was it A, Welcome Stranger, B,

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<v Speaker 2>Hand of Faith, or C, Normandy's Nugget? Oh, Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 7>Gee, you're cruel on Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't know. What do you think?

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<v Speaker 7>No, she's already come back from the dead before.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I think so too. He can't come back twice.

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<v Speaker 7>As much as I like you, Lucinda.

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<v Speaker 6>But that means we are now up to question number three.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number three. The biggest gold nugget ever found in

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<v Speaker 2>Australia was given what name?

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<v Speaker 3>Jam Nation.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got Christy from Henleybrook. Hello, Christy.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. Are you one of those Christies that always gets

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<v Speaker 2>confused with a Kirstie?

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<v Speaker 1>No, not really.

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<v Speaker 12>Not anymore.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I know a lot of it's Caroline, Carolyn, Kirstie, Christie.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but Kirstie and Christie are two different names altogether.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not just pronunciation.

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<v Speaker 7>So Christie, and we have a friend, Christie, and we

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<v Speaker 7>call her Christy Cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone calls her Crispy Cream because it's the only way

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<v Speaker 2>they can remember that she's a Christie and not a Kirstie.

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<v Speaker 13>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 6>I like them too.

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<v Speaker 16>They're good lollies.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's get to question number three for you. The

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<v Speaker 2>biggest gold nugget ever found in Australia was given what name?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it A, Welcome Stranger, B, Hand of Faith, or C,

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<v Speaker 2>Normandy Nugget?

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<v Speaker 15>I'm going with number three.

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<v Speaker 7>No, it wasn't Normandy. No, not the Normandy Nugget.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the name of an actual gold nugget, but

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<v Speaker 2>not the.

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<v Speaker 7>Biggest Australian one. Yeah, but that was found in Normandy.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you, Christy. Pat has joined us from East Perth.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Pat.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, hello there.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, Pat. Are you paying attention, Pat?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess you don't have anyone not being able to

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<v Speaker 2>pronounce your name, Pat.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat Suri from Thailand.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Pat Suri.

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<v Speaker 7>Pat Suri.

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<v Speaker 12>Yes.

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<v Speaker 13>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's see what we can do. The biggest gold

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<v Speaker 2>nugget ever found in Australia was given what name? Was

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<v Speaker 2>it A, Welcome Stranger, or B, Hand of Faith?

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<v Speaker 5>I'd go with A.

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<v Speaker 7>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was called Welcome Stranger.

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<v Speaker 7>It was the Welcome Stranger.

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<v Speaker 2>It was massive. It weighed roughly 72 kilos.

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<v Speaker 8>Whoa!

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<v Speaker 2>Unearthed just centimetres below the surface in Victoria in 1869.

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<v Speaker 7>So just centimetres below the surface.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>And then the whole gold rush ensued and all these

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<v Speaker 6>people picking out stuff hoping they would just get heaps

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<v Speaker 6>of gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and instead, no. Some shoeless person panning for gold

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<v Speaker 2>and getting nothing.

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<v Speaker 7>Pat, why are they shoeless?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's how it goes.

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<v Speaker 7>Does it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you lose a shirt off your back and all

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of stuff. You go out there and hope

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<v Speaker 2>that you'll make your fortune.

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<v Speaker 7>I forgot that you went through a prospector stage.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been to Ballarat.

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<v Speaker 1>Ballarat.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, there's some guy saying, listen, come on, kids, this

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<v Speaker 7>is how you're paying for gold. And then you go,

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<v Speaker 7>come on, mate, you've got no shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you've stolen my lunch money.

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<v Speaker 7>We're going back in the bus. Can you name, Pat,

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<v Speaker 7>one of the presidents featured on Mount Rushmore?

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<v Speaker 2>Abraham Lincoln. Yes, Abraham Lincoln. The other ones are George Washington,

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<v Speaker 2>Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and yes, Abraham Lincoln.

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<v Speaker 7>I was reading about it the other day. It's not

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<v Speaker 7>fully completed. It was meant to.

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<v Speaker 2>Still a space for Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure he'd like to put his mug up there.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's supposed to be more like they're full bodies.

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<v Speaker 14>Really?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they're supposed to be crouching.

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<v Speaker 13>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 7>It's big enough. There's enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen it in real life? I haven't.

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<v Speaker 7>No, I'd love to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to as well.

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<v Speaker 7>I'd love to see it. But it's huge. A lot

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<v Speaker 7>of work, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Question number five.

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<v Speaker 14>Here we go, Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>This is, Pat, where you could win the best restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>gift card. Here's your question. Phil Burton is a member

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<v Speaker 2>of which Australian pop group?

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<v Speaker 3>Phil Burton.

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<v Speaker 5>Phil.

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<v Speaker 8>Burton.

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<v Speaker 3>Have any ties?

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<v Speaker 14>Pardon?

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<v Speaker 3>Have any ties?

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<v Speaker 1>No. No.

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<v Speaker 6>Not sure what Pat was saying there, but Belinda of

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<v Speaker 6>Bandura might have an.

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<v Speaker 7>Answer for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Belinda.

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<v Speaker 1>Belinda!

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<v Speaker 2>Hello. Hello, Belinda.

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<v Speaker 7>We're very well.

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Burton is a member of which Australian pop group?

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<v Speaker 15>Human Nature.

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<v Speaker 2>Human Nature.

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<v Speaker 7>Tell it, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>He's joining us today for our Friday Phil Sessions.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>What's he going to be singing for us today?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but he's doing a Phil Collins show.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm feeling. Is he just doing a Phil Collins.

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<v Speaker 2>Show because his first name is Phil? No, because he

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<v Speaker 2>could have done.

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<v Speaker 7>What about?

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<v Speaker 2>What other artists are called Phil?

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<v Speaker 7>Phil and Phil.

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<v Speaker 2>Phil Oakley.

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<v Speaker 7>Phil Oakley.

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<v Speaker 2>Full harmonic orchestra.

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<v Speaker 6>Belinda, I know that you came for this, but what

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<v Speaker 6>you have done is won the $ 250 Best Restaurants gift card.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh, thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing. It is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, Belinda.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't have a big steak, big feed of spaghetti

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<v Speaker 7>on us. Belinda?

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<v Speaker 2>I will, I will.

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<v Speaker 12>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>What do I say about the dopes that run this country?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you say they shouldn't be?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I just say the dopes that run this country.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and actually, so when you say what do you

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<v Speaker 2>say about them, you never get beyond that.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, I'm at an age where I feel

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<v Speaker 6>that the people that run this country are my age.

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<v Speaker 7>And I'm thinking, well, hang on, what are these people doing?

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<v Speaker 6>But then I spare a thought for other countries, like,

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<v Speaker 6>for example, over there in England, What do you think

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<v Speaker 6>about when you swim in the ocean? Do you feel

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<v Speaker 6>about how much sweat that you had on you when

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<v Speaker 6>you jumped in the ocean? Would that indeed affect the ocean?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you know what I think when I go in

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<v Speaker 2>the ocean? I think, can I just go and stand

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<v Speaker 2>up to my waist, do a wee and get out?

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<v Speaker 7>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all that I do in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 7>Whenever you see a man standing waist up.

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<v Speaker 16>In the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>As if I'm just going, wow, this is nice and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't need to go any further in now.

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<v Speaker 7>What is it with that? Have you ever wet your armpits?

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<v Speaker 6>So over there in England in Dover, There's a Labor councillor,

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<v Speaker 6>Helen Williams. She's worried about the amount of sweat that

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<v Speaker 6>could be going into the ocean from her constituents.

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<v Speaker 4>What?

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<v Speaker 6>They're debating proposals for a new sea scrub sauna at

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<v Speaker 6>Warmer Beach near Deal.

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<v Speaker 7>So this sauna.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds lovely.

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<v Speaker 7>Would be great. But she's worried about people sweating in

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<v Speaker 7>the ocean. Helen explains.

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<v Speaker 10>I dislike the idea of people sweating in the sauna,

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<v Speaker 10>then washing the sweat off in the sea.

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<v Speaker 16>This is Dover District Council's planning committee debating proposals for

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<v Speaker 16>a new sea scrub sauna at Warmer Beach New Deal.

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<v Speaker 16>Hundreds of residents had commented in support of the application,

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<v Speaker 16>but Labour councillor Helen Williams worried sweaty users could contaminate

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<v Speaker 16>the seawater.

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<v Speaker 10>Personally, I dislike the idea of people sweating in the sauna,

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<v Speaker 10>then washing the sweat off in the sea. I think

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<v Speaker 10>running water needs to be provided for a shower. Local

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<v Speaker 10>people are very concerned about seawater quality.

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<v Speaker 16>The proposals include a sauna, changing room and office situated

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<v Speaker 16>right on the beach. In the end, the committee approved

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<v Speaker 16>the plans, paving the way for warmer residents to get

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<v Speaker 16>hot and sweaty just as soon as the new sea

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<v Speaker 16>scrub sauna gets up and running.

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<v Speaker 2>Does she know what fish do in the water?

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly. This is the dopes that are running the world.

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<v Speaker 2>So the sweat from your body will contaminate. The quality

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<v Speaker 2>of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, yes. So I went to chat GPT to find out.

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<v Speaker 6>So the volume of the ocean is 1.332 billion cubic kilometres,

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<v Speaker 6>which is about 1.332 by 1021 squared litres.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew that.

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<v Speaker 7>Of course you knew that.

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<v Speaker 6>So in sweat, it's mostly water already. You've got some salt, urea.

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>You've got some urea. You've got that. You've got some

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<v Speaker 7>lactate and trace minerals.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 5>I see.

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<v Speaker 7>So what counts as contamination, you ask?

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<v Speaker 2>I do ask.

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<v Speaker 6>If we define it as raising the concentration of something measurably,

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<v Speaker 6>say increasing the ocean's average salinity by 00.1%, you'd need

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<v Speaker 6>to add a huge volume of sweat.

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<v Speaker 2>How much?

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<v Speaker 6>Which is fresher than seawater to dilute it. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 6>back of the envelope here. if you want to work

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<v Speaker 6>it out, if you dumped all the sweat produced by

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<v Speaker 6>every human on Earth, 7 trillion litres per year, assuming

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<v Speaker 6>at 8 billion people, into the ocean continuously, it.

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<v Speaker 7>Would take, have a guess, how many years?

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<v Speaker 2>How many years till what?

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<v Speaker 7>Till the ocean was contaminated completely.

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<v Speaker 2>10?

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<v Speaker 7>190 million years.

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<v Speaker 6>And even then, all you'd have is mostly a little

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<v Speaker 6>bit more ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the qualifications for this politician? And can we

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<v Speaker 2>become her?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we take money for doing that job? She sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like an idiot.

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<v Speaker 7>She might be perfect to run Victoria.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you. You've chucked a huesy.

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<v Speaker 13>Gold.

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<v Speaker 7>Hello there.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Jonesy and Amanda driving you home. It's Friday the 28th.

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<v Speaker 7>Of, what is it, August?

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<v Speaker 2>It is August.

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<v Speaker 7>It was my brother's birthday yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>And is this in lieu of a card?

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<v Speaker 7>No, well, I said happy birthday to him yesterday, so.

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<v Speaker 2>How many days then are you going to mention this?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he in Meldon Marcos? How long does this festival

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<v Speaker 2>go for?

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<v Speaker 7>That's pretty much all he's going to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>And I might buy him a beer on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>This year has just gone so quickly and I was

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<v Speaker 6>just enjoying dinner last night and I've become that guy

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<v Speaker 6>that's brought in his food from home now.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw you with your leftovers.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>In all the years we've worked together, I know we've

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<v Speaker 2>only started to do a drive show this year.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've never ever seen you bringing a container with

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<v Speaker 2>little leftovers and heating them up in the microwave.

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<v Speaker 7>Because there's a whole procedure that goes with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Even I don't do it.

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<v Speaker 7>Standing around the microwave, making chat with people.

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<v Speaker 2>Rinsing out Tupperware containers afterwards.

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<v Speaker 6>It's akin to the breakfast buffet at a hotel, but

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<v Speaker 6>at least you're just doing that once.

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<v Speaker 7>You're not doing it every day. And a small chat

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<v Speaker 7>and then, oh, what are you eating?

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<v Speaker 2>Who made it?

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<v Speaker 7>And all that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't like that kind of chat.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not a small talker.

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<v Speaker 2>You want big talk.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm big talk. But I brought in some lasagna, this

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<v Speaker 7>eggplant lasagna.

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<v Speaker 2>It looked delicious.

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<v Speaker 6>That my wife made. A back story, this is new

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<v Speaker 6>that my wife does all the cooking. We used to

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<v Speaker 6>do breakfast radio and I used to, and I cooked

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<v Speaker 6>for many, many years. When she was pregnant with our

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<v Speaker 6>eldest son, she- Over 30 years ago. Yeah, almost 34

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<v Speaker 6>years ago. She would get incredibly bad morning sickness at

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<v Speaker 6>dinner time. And, like, she would literally throw up in

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<v Speaker 6>the sink. And then I'd think, well, you know, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>have to start rattling some pots and pans.

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<v Speaker 2>Because, yum, I feel hungry now.

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<v Speaker 6>I became a guy that self-taught cook and did it for,

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<v Speaker 6>and I found it quite therapeutic, cooked many meals.

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<v Speaker 2>You love cooking.

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<v Speaker 7>I do love cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>And you sort of, I know that you kind of

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<v Speaker 2>wore it almost as a badge of honour that you

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<v Speaker 2>did the cooking. You liked to be that guy.

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<v Speaker 14>No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 7>Not at all.

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<v Speaker 6>I think what happened was women were, felt uncomfortable that

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<v Speaker 6>I was cooking. My mother-in-law, for example, she'd walk into

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<v Speaker 6>the kitchen and you could see, you could almost feel

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<v Speaker 6>her muttering, it's just not right that he's in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 6>So what I would do is I'd get everything ready

0:17:25.530 --> 0:17:27.230
<v Speaker 6>and Helen would walk in and I'd say, okay, put

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<v Speaker 6>that in there for 10 minutes, get that, put that

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<v Speaker 6>out and do that, you know, when your mum comes in.

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<v Speaker 6>So just to get away with it. And that's what

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<v Speaker 6>it is. I never bragged about it. It was just

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<v Speaker 6>a thing that I enjoyed doing. But now with these

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<v Speaker 6>new hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm... Getting home.

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<v Speaker 7>Getting home. And it's like Tony Abbott's dream.

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<v Speaker 6>I come home, there's the wife cooking the dinner time,

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<v Speaker 6>and it's ready to go as I sit down after

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<v Speaker 6>a hard day at the office. But then I was

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<v Speaker 6>watching her last night making this lasagna, and she's got

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<v Speaker 6>the pots and pans going. And I'm holding the little grandson.

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<v Speaker 2>How old is he now?

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<v Speaker 13>Two?

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<v Speaker 7>Eighteen months.

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<v Speaker 2>Eighteen months.

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<v Speaker 6>And he's like just looking at Nanny with this look

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<v Speaker 6>of like fascination.

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<v Speaker 7>Who is this sorceress with all the pots and pans?

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<v Speaker 2>And what a memory he'll have.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, and that is my point. So I'm watching.

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<v Speaker 2>I know where this is going.

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<v Speaker 7>And I can see what's, and I'm looking at him

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<v Speaker 7>and I'm looking at her and I'm looking at the pots.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm looking at him, her, pots. I go, hang on

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<v Speaker 7>a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>She's only been doing this for the last eight months.

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<v Speaker 6>This is all new. Mate, I made it to ducking once.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, if you want to be in awe, I

0:18:37.580 --> 0:18:39.680
<v Speaker 6>made beef wellington before mushroom lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrecked it for everyone.

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<v Speaker 7>I was making that stuff before you were born.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to get any of that glory. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what this reminds me of? The beetroot salad.

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<v Speaker 7>Harley's beetroot salad.

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<v Speaker 2>Even after all these years, you still call it that.

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<v Speaker 2>We were having people over, and it wasn't even you.

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<v Speaker 2>You've just heard this story.

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<v Speaker 8>I know.

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<v Speaker 7>It's become apocryphal.

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<v Speaker 2>We were having people over. I was making a beetroot salad,

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<v Speaker 2>and I did all the shopping, did all the thinking,

0:19:06.100 --> 0:19:09.420
<v Speaker 2>did all the preparations and all the cooking, even cooked

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<v Speaker 2>the beetroot. But I said to Harley, would you mind just–

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<v Speaker 2>I'm left-handed, as you know, Brendan, and fine motor skills

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<v Speaker 2>aren't my friend. Can you just slice up this beetroot?

0:19:20.109 --> 0:19:23.399
<v Speaker 2>And I graciously told people that Harley had sliced up

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<v Speaker 2>the beetroot. And everyone started calling it Harley's beetroot salad.

0:19:27.410 --> 0:19:30.369
<v Speaker 2>And he started calling it Harley's beetroot salad. And you

0:19:30.490 --> 0:19:34.710
<v Speaker 2>even now call it Harley's beetroot salad. It drives me crazy.

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<v Speaker 7>I understand that Donna Hayes put it in a recipe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, calling it Harley's beetroot salad.

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<v Speaker 6>That's why Mick Jagger has been in the Rolling Stones

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<v Speaker 6>for so long, so he can say to his multitudinous

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<v Speaker 6>grandchildren that he is a rock star.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. Not just that old guy in the

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<v Speaker 2>corner looking weird.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, today is the day.

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<v Speaker 6>Friday and everything, we have a JQJ5 to give away.

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<v Speaker 7>Aren't we getting closer with our clues?

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<v Speaker 2>We certainly are. We have five mystery celebrities in our J5.

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<v Speaker 2>We already know three of them. There are only two

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<v Speaker 2>left to be identified. For every correct new celebrity in

0:20:11.220 --> 0:20:14.469
<v Speaker 2>the right place... You get a $ 200 fuel card. If

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<v Speaker 2>you give us all five in the right order, you

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<v Speaker 2>win this extraordinary car.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed.

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<v Speaker 7>Should we just have a look at the car?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 7>Because, you know, we're going to be giving it away,

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<v Speaker 7>so I'm going to miss it. Come on, catch up.

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<v Speaker 7>I like the entrance note. I'm going to get this

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<v Speaker 7>at my house.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you always have to wear leather pants when you're

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<v Speaker 2>in here?

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<v Speaker 7>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>You're certainly making yourself at home.

0:20:37.570 --> 0:20:40.760
<v Speaker 7>Well, it's such a great car. It's such a great car.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's only two clues left to give.

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<v Speaker 5>Righty-o.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me do them for you right here, right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity one.

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<v Speaker 7>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>They're insisting we put on country music.

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<v Speaker 7>You know what? I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I love country music. I'm happy for it.

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<v Speaker 7>You're a little bit country.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity four. Wow. Well, they're not wanting the country music.

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<v Speaker 2>They're insisting we all sing a cappella.

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<v Speaker 7>A cappella.

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<v Speaker 6>Of course, the other people in the car, we know

0:21:07.530 --> 0:21:09.010
<v Speaker 6>that we've got Sydney in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>They make your butt look amazing. Celebrity number two. Celebrity

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<v Speaker 2>number three is Danny DeVito.

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<v Speaker 7>The moment I sat down, I thought I was looking

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<v Speaker 7>into a mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity number five is John McEnroe.

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<v Speaker 7>You can't be serious, man.

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<v Speaker 14>You cannot be serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity number one. Celebrity number four. Who are they?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you know? Why don't you call us?

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<v Speaker 1>135522. On gold.

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<v Speaker 5>Damnation. Buckle up.

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<v Speaker 4>Join the intermanders.

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<v Speaker 14>Backseat bandits.

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<v Speaker 10>Shut up and drive.

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<v Speaker 6>We have a brand new J.Coup J5 to give away.

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<v Speaker 2>And we're getting to the pointy end of giving it away.

0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:50.560
<v Speaker 2>We have had five mystery celebrities.

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<v Speaker 7>Backseat bandits.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, in the J5 with us. We've given you

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<v Speaker 2>clues as to who they are. Three of them have

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<v Speaker 2>already been guessed. There's only two left to guess.

0:22:00.990 --> 0:22:02.190
<v Speaker 7>There's two left to guess.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is the thing. Each new celebrity correctly identified

0:22:05.030 --> 0:22:08.600
<v Speaker 2>will win you a $ 200 fuel card. Get all five

0:22:08.680 --> 0:22:11.320
<v Speaker 2>right in the right order and you win the car.

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<v Speaker 7>It's exciting. Jazz has joined us from North Perth. Hello, Jazz.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you, Jazz?

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<v Speaker 13>I'm good, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you feeling a little jazzed that you're this close

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<v Speaker 2>to winning a car?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 7>It would be.

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<v Speaker 6>And also, Jazz, your name shares a name with a car.

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<v Speaker 7>The Jazz.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 2>The Jazz Coup.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe he'd be the Jazz Coup, the J-Coup Jazz. Anyway,

0:22:36.410 --> 0:22:37.530
<v Speaker 6>but you've got to get there first.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to get there first. There are five celebrities.

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<v Speaker 2>As we said, three of them have already been identified.

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<v Speaker 2>We've given you the clues to the last two. Jazz,

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<v Speaker 2>over to you. Who are the five celebrities in the J5?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I think number one is Keith Urban. Number two is

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<v Speaker 3>Sydney Sweeney. Number three is Danny DeVito. Number four, I

0:22:59.910 --> 0:23:02.290
<v Speaker 3>think it might be Rebel Wilson. And number five is

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<v Speaker 3>John McEnroe.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, let's have a look.

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<v Speaker 7>So we do know two, three, and five. We know

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<v Speaker 7>two is Sidney Sweeney.

0:23:16.570 --> 0:23:18.609
<v Speaker 11>They make your butt look amazing.

0:23:18.890 --> 0:23:21.570
<v Speaker 2>We do know celebrity three is Danny DeVito.

0:23:21.609 --> 0:23:23.470
<v Speaker 7>The moment I sat down, I thought I was looking

0:23:23.510 --> 0:23:24.229
<v Speaker 7>into a mirror.

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<v Speaker 2>And we do know Celebrity 5 is John McEnroe.

0:23:27.220 --> 0:23:28.560
<v Speaker 8>You can't be serious, man.

0:23:28.720 --> 0:23:30.280
<v Speaker 14>You cannot be serious.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've had a crack at two new celebrities.

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<v Speaker 14>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Jonesy wishes he's had a.

0:23:35.600 --> 0:23:37.440
<v Speaker 7>Crack at Sidney Sweeney. Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's not make this weird in front of Jazz. So

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<v Speaker 6>Celebrity 1.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity 1. Jazz, you said it's Keith Urban.

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<v Speaker 6>Because the clue was they're insisting we put on country music.

0:23:50.119 --> 0:23:51.640
<v Speaker 6>And he likes country music.

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<v Speaker 7>Jazz?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>That is correct.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice to see you.

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<v Speaker 7>You too, Amanda.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely to see you.

0:24:01.010 --> 0:24:01.350
<v Speaker 13>Always.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 7>Jazz.

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<v Speaker 2>Celebrity one is Keith Urban. You've won a $ 200 fuel cart.

0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:11.800
<v Speaker 2>You have to guess celebrity number four if you want

0:24:11.820 --> 0:24:12.230
<v Speaker 2>to win the car.

0:24:12.260 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 7>And I forgot who you said for question number four.

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:16.760
<v Speaker 3>I said Rebel Wilson.

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<v Speaker 7>Rebel Wilson. Because the clue, they're insisting we all sing

0:24:20.770 --> 0:24:21.489
<v Speaker 7>a cappella.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the edge of glory.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 7>You know what that means.

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<v Speaker 2>That is correct.

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<v Speaker 7>You did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

0:24:34.130 --> 0:24:35.129
<v Speaker 2>Jazz, you've won the car.

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<v Speaker 7>You've got the J.Coup J5, Jazz.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

0:24:40.290 --> 0:24:40.530
<v Speaker 12>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:24:41.890 --> 0:24:45.410
<v Speaker 2>Jazz, you have named all five celebrities and you have

0:24:45.470 --> 0:24:46.830
<v Speaker 2>won the J.Coup J5.

0:24:47.170 --> 0:24:48.130
<v Speaker 13>Oh, my God.

0:24:48.800 --> 0:24:49.060
<v Speaker 10>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you so much. This is brilliant.

0:24:51.140 --> 0:24:51.820
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations.

0:24:51.859 --> 0:24:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Congratulations.

0:24:53.290 --> 0:24:54.370
<v Speaker 7>You came from nowhere.

0:24:54.410 --> 0:24:57.169
<v Speaker 2>So the celebrities, we've got Keith Urban, we've got Sydney Sweeney,

0:24:57.190 --> 0:25:00.630
<v Speaker 2>we've got Danny DeVito, Rebel Wilson and John McEnroe. What

0:25:00.670 --> 0:25:02.560
<v Speaker 2>a motley crew in the back of that car.

0:25:02.619 --> 0:25:04.139
<v Speaker 6>Hey, a motley crew in the back of a car.

0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:05.899
<v Speaker 6>The Jake who could handle it.

0:25:06.280 --> 0:25:07.620
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Jazz, how are you feeling?

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:09.980
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm shaking.

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.020
<v Speaker 2>Do you need a new car?

0:25:13.460 --> 0:25:14.850
<v Speaker 3>Actually, I do. That would be amazing.

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:15.929
<v Speaker 7>What are you driving right now?

0:25:17.090 --> 0:25:19.390
<v Speaker 3>I have an i30 from like 10 years ago.

0:25:19.590 --> 0:25:19.910
<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay.

0:25:19.950 --> 0:25:21.449
<v Speaker 2>You are going to love this.

0:25:21.490 --> 0:25:23.310
<v Speaker 7>Jazz, you need to be in the Jaku J5.

0:25:23.470 --> 0:25:24.770
<v Speaker 2>It is a brilliant car.

0:25:24.790 --> 0:25:26.669
<v Speaker 7>Amanda and I have been driving it around, and you

0:25:26.710 --> 0:25:27.070
<v Speaker 7>know what?

0:25:27.150 --> 0:25:29.330
<v Speaker 6>It took out all the punishment that we dished.

0:25:29.550 --> 0:25:31.970
<v Speaker 2>And we will have it for breezed before it comes

0:25:32.130 --> 0:25:32.490
<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 7>If you want, we can drop it off to your house.

0:25:35.390 --> 0:25:36.150
<v Speaker 15>Oh, my gosh.

0:25:36.490 --> 0:25:37.190
<v Speaker 3>That would be amazing.

0:25:37.510 --> 0:25:42.260
<v Speaker 2>Oh, Jazz, congratulations. The new Jaku J5 is absolutely yours.

0:25:43.480 --> 0:25:45.020
<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Thank you so much.

0:25:45.200 --> 0:25:49.440
<v Speaker 6>Congratulations to you, Jazz. Jaku J5. Smart storage and space

0:25:49.460 --> 0:25:52.700
<v Speaker 6>for all. Family proof and chaos proof. Test drive today.

0:25:53.060 --> 0:25:56.370
<v Speaker 6>And now Jazz of North Perth has her very own

0:25:56.730 --> 0:25:58.510
<v Speaker 6>Jaku J5.

0:25:58.970 --> 0:25:59.670
<v Speaker 14>Jazz.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, you.

0:26:03.710 --> 0:26:09.990
<v Speaker 7>And now you can go, Jazz.

0:26:10.170 --> 0:26:13.119
<v Speaker 2>We've milked that music far too much. Congratulations, Jazz.

0:26:13.440 --> 0:26:15.219
<v Speaker 3>Thank you. I really appreciate it.

0:26:15.420 --> 0:26:18.060
<v Speaker 7>Jam Nation. I'm loving the Friday vibe. We've got the

0:26:18.100 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 7>Friday feels still to come.

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:23.790
<v Speaker 6>We're giving away cars, the Jaycoo J5 to Jazz, a

0:26:23.850 --> 0:26:25.830
<v Speaker 6>microwave and food in the microwave.

0:26:26.109 --> 0:26:27.770
<v Speaker 2>What a vibe, Brendan. That's what I do. You're bringing

0:26:27.790 --> 0:26:30.449
<v Speaker 2>the vibe of bringing some home-cooked food in Tupperware and

0:26:30.550 --> 0:26:31.610
<v Speaker 2>stinking out the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 7>What a vibe. And making small talk with my colleagues

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<v Speaker 7>about who made the food.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>How long do you microwave it for?

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't bring in tins of tuna for that

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<v Speaker 2>same reason because I can't bear the conversation around it.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't be known as Tuna Breath Keller.

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<v Speaker 2>Not again.

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<v Speaker 7>And why Rai is going to Edinburgh. I know.

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<v Speaker 6>Literally not Edinburgh in Australia but Edinburgh in Edinburgh, Scotland.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, just for the weekend pretty much.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? You should get a tattoo to say

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<v Speaker 2>you've been to the Edinburgh tattoo.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The Edinburgh tattoo, do you know what that is?

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a huge pipes and drums Scottish kind of experience.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>With the bagpipes.

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<v Speaker 7>Middle-aged people get really misty-eyed about it.

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<v Speaker 5>I do.

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly. But what else I notice?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 6>What else I noticed that our, what's the client services department?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we call them sales.

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<v Speaker 7>They're sales.

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<v Speaker 2>They are now known as the client experiential time alignments.

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<v Speaker 6>And each time they have on their whiteboard a discussion

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<v Speaker 6>and it's pretty much would you rather.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's kind of a would you rather, but we

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<v Speaker 2>prefer to call it.

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<v Speaker 6>Because we've got to put out the message that we

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<v Speaker 6>do the entertaining. They do the selling of the radio spots.

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<v Speaker 2>And the experiential experiences with the experiences of the experientials.

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<v Speaker 7>With all your word salad job titles, man and I

0:28:05.180 --> 0:28:06.090
<v Speaker 7>are just DJs.

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:08.610
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're doing the word meat, not the word salad.

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to know what today's one is.

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<v Speaker 7>Please.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather have the ability to fly or the

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<v Speaker 2>ability to be invisible?

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<v Speaker 7>Fly.

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<v Speaker 5>Boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Where would you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Anywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>I'd fly to work each day. Not mucking around with

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<v Speaker 7>stupid traffic. Would you have a cape?

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you picture yourself flying? Like Superman?

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<v Speaker 7>No, I'd be more like Iron Man, arms by the side.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 7>Upright. No, that's when he used his little jet hands.

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<v Speaker 2>So you'd still be stomach to the ground.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>With your arms by your side.

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<v Speaker 7>Or maybe Astro Boy, one hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't we all look weird?

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<v Speaker 6>You'd be hopeless because when you walk through a shopping centre,

0:28:53.050 --> 0:28:55.150
<v Speaker 6>have you seen some people moseying around?

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<v Speaker 7>It'd be a disaster up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everyone talks about Beyond 2000, why don't we have

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<v Speaker 2>flying cars? We have road rage on the ground. How's

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<v Speaker 2>that going to work in the sky?

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<v Speaker 7>It's just harder to get out the lights and bash someone.

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:06.120
<v Speaker 2>What if you wear a skirt?

0:29:07.390 --> 0:29:09.170
<v Speaker 7>Well, Supergirl had a skirt. What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Did she have just big, thick undies that gave nothing away?

0:29:11.830 --> 0:29:13.550
<v Speaker 7>I never really saw her undies. No, see, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It was always discreet.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, of course they're going to be discreet.

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<v Speaker 2>So you'd take flying.

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<v Speaker 7>They've got an upskirt Supergirl.

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<v Speaker 2>You would take flying. You have no interest in being invisible?

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<v Speaker 7>Why would you bother?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no interest in being invisible because I would

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<v Speaker 2>be mortified to hear what people would say about me

0:29:27.170 --> 0:29:29.510
<v Speaker 2>behind my back. I don't want to go into other rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>Unless you want the goss on the royal family or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that, that I'd like to pick a room

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<v Speaker 2>to go into and be invisible, like Buckingham Palace or something.

0:29:37.150 --> 0:29:37.230
<v Speaker 4>Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>But just hanging around the office being invisible. what's the point?

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.910
<v Speaker 7>Tuna Breath Keller. Gem Y Rye.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder who they're talking about, I'd say.

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<v Speaker 7>Gem Y Rye.

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<v Speaker 8>For me, flying, obviously, with the upcoming trip, I'd say myself.

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<v Speaker 7>But you could fly?

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<v Speaker 14>To Edinburgh.

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<v Speaker 6>Because if you were to fly to Edinburgh, that would

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<v Speaker 6>be a long time. You'd have to stop over in

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<v Speaker 6>Hong Kong.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you could fly international.

0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Superman did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's not like.

0:29:59.260 --> 0:29:59.780
<v Speaker 7>He can fly around.

0:29:59.800 --> 0:30:01.300
<v Speaker 9>He flew around the world and turned time.

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<v Speaker 7>He did and he turned back time.

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<v Speaker 2>I imagine it like teleporting. That would work. You click

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<v Speaker 2>your fingers and you're there.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:30:07.420 --> 0:30:09.900
<v Speaker 2>But flying would actually be exhausting, Ryan.

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<v Speaker 7>Across time zones. It'd have to be a toll.

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<v Speaker 6>But having said that, in the Superman sphere, he.

0:30:17.060 --> 0:30:18.060
<v Speaker 7>Did fly around the world.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay, I would fly, but I'd have a stopover in Doha.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:23.460
<v Speaker 2>I'd do some duty free.

0:30:25.320 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 7>Go and get on the scissor pipe. In Doha.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to go to the Edinburgh Festival being

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<v Speaker 2>invisible and go in for free?

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<v Speaker 10>No.

0:30:32.460 --> 0:30:34.760
<v Speaker 9>No, because I want to support the artists, Amanda.

0:30:34.780 --> 0:30:36.770
<v Speaker 2>You want to sit there scowly-faced so they can see you.

0:30:36.790 --> 0:30:39.650
<v Speaker 7>There's a lot of invisible people in Ryan's audience.

0:30:43.350 --> 0:30:44.530
<v Speaker 9>Thank you all for being here.

0:30:44.570 --> 0:30:46.930
<v Speaker 2>They really enjoyed it, Ryan. They told me they did,

0:30:46.970 --> 0:30:48.270
<v Speaker 2>all those invisible people.

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<v Speaker 7>Anyway. Our water cooler chat.

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<v Speaker 2>What would you choose? Would you rather the ability to

0:30:55.460 --> 0:30:59.610
<v Speaker 2>fly or the ability to be invisible? Jonesy and Amanda.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free

0:31:02.270 --> 0:31:03.050
<v Speaker 4>iHeart app.

0:31:03.150 --> 0:31:05.729
<v Speaker 6>When there's big issues to talk about at the radio station,

0:31:05.950 --> 0:31:07.670
<v Speaker 6>we could go to the Jonesy and Amanda ramps.

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<v Speaker 7>For the pub.

0:31:08.450 --> 0:31:09.730
<v Speaker 2>Or we could do a whip pole.

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<v Speaker 7>Could do that. Could open up a can of worms.

0:31:12.270 --> 0:31:14.710
<v Speaker 2>Oh, gosh, I forgot about that one. Or we could

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<v Speaker 2>do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Studies have shown that more information gets passed through water

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<v Speaker 4>cooler gossip than through official.

0:31:23.250 --> 0:31:30.140
<v Speaker 1>Memos.

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<v Speaker 6>This was brought to us by our client experience team.

0:31:34.730 --> 0:31:36.850
<v Speaker 6>In the old days, they were known as radio sales.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they now have to go like on jumping castles

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<v Speaker 2>with clients.

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<v Speaker 6>And I don't actually I might ask them one day

0:31:43.570 --> 0:31:45.330
<v Speaker 6>when we're going past but I saw their idea on

0:31:45.370 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 6>the whiteboard that will come up with a cool benchmark

0:31:48.390 --> 0:31:50.310
<v Speaker 6>to sell it here and that's what we've done.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the question today would you rather have the

0:31:53.260 --> 0:31:57.060
<v Speaker 2>ability to fly or the ability to be invisible.

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<v Speaker 7>And just I said fly you said fly.

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<v Speaker 2>I said fly but if I could pick a room

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be invisible all the time I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I the only time I'd want to be invisible

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<v Speaker 2>is going into Buckingham Palace or just getting the big

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<v Speaker 2>goss on something.

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<v Speaker 5>Sure.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've no interest in it otherwise.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but you love the piping. So what would happen?

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<v Speaker 7>All of a sudden the curtain starts talking.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Megs it. In the background. Gemma Rice said fly.

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<v Speaker 5>Fly.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I said fly because I've got an upcoming trip

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<v Speaker 8>and that would save me a couple of grand.

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<v Speaker 2>But you couldn't relax and watch a movie if you've

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<v Speaker 2>got to do your own fly.

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<v Speaker 7>You'd have to concentrate as well.

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be really hard and it'd be cold.

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<v Speaker 9>I'd need Google Maps on to help.

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<v Speaker 7>Me get there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's right. You couldn't raw dog it.

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<v Speaker 7>If you were to fly, can I just ask you this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>I said my arms would be at my side like

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<v Speaker 7>Iron Man.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah. I think I would do like the bird flap.

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<v Speaker 7>Would you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Just get really into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the image of you flying all the way

0:32:50.360 --> 0:32:51.500
<v Speaker 2>to Edinburgh, flapping your arms.

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<v Speaker 7>That's not comical.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, like you're migrating.

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<v Speaker 7>No, you'd look foolish.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't do any plops.

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<v Speaker 6>135522 is our number.

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<v Speaker 7>Welcome to Water Cooler Chat. Ben of Boronia.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Ben.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, guys.

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<v Speaker 14>How you going?

0:33:03.400 --> 0:33:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Very well. Would you rather be able to fly or

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<v Speaker 2>be invisible?

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<v Speaker 4>Fly.

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<v Speaker 3>Flying is definitely, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask you?

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<v Speaker 13>I think of all the things I can see as birds.

0:33:12.920 --> 0:33:15.740
<v Speaker 2>Well, that is true. What style of flying do you

0:33:15.760 --> 0:33:19.360
<v Speaker 2>picture yourself doing? Like Superman, like Iron Man, like a bird?

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<v Speaker 2>How would it go?

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<v Speaker 13>I think closer to a bird and, like, a plane,

0:33:22.290 --> 0:33:22.790
<v Speaker 13>you know?

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<v Speaker 15>Right.

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<v Speaker 7>Bird and a plane. But, Ben, not flapping your arms

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<v Speaker 7>like some coot.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a goose?

0:33:28.770 --> 0:33:29.070
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, I know. I think I'd like to just have

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<v Speaker 13>them out there, you know, majestically.

0:33:33.510 --> 0:33:34.050
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:33:34.210 --> 0:33:37.850
<v Speaker 6>Those people you see at the Birdman Rally, no one

0:33:37.870 --> 0:33:39.050
<v Speaker 6>ever goes, oh, gee, that's cool.

0:33:39.390 --> 0:33:41.330
<v Speaker 7>You know, you see them flapping their arms around.

0:33:41.410 --> 0:33:44.190
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Ben's saying he wouldn't flap them. He'd just have

0:33:44.230 --> 0:33:47.890
<v Speaker 2>them out. Oh, okay. Like he's in formation.

0:33:48.210 --> 0:33:48.410
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:33:48.970 --> 0:33:49.930
<v Speaker 7>But by himself.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks, Ben.

0:33:53.220 --> 0:33:53.820
<v Speaker 10>Thank you, Ben.

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:55.560
<v Speaker 2>It raises more questions than it answers.

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<v Speaker 7>Sylvia's in mascot.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Sylvia.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Very well. Would you rather fly or be invisible?

0:34:04.010 --> 0:34:07.170
<v Speaker 15>I'd rather fly and not even very far, to be honest,

0:34:07.250 --> 0:34:09.330
<v Speaker 15>just to commute to work and back.

0:34:09.469 --> 0:34:09.689
<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

0:34:09.880 --> 0:34:10.610
<v Speaker 2>I tend to agree.

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:11.049
<v Speaker 9>That would be good.

0:34:11.070 --> 0:34:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be like Ryan. I don't want

0:34:12.380 --> 0:34:13.700
<v Speaker 2>to do a big international flight.

0:34:13.780 --> 0:34:14.020
<v Speaker 13>No.

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:18.640
<v Speaker 2>Fool. That sounds ridiculous, doesn't it? I would rather just

0:34:18.680 --> 0:34:21.020
<v Speaker 2>a quick trip to the shops or if you're feeling

0:34:21.040 --> 0:34:23.360
<v Speaker 2>a bit Oh, sore. You just want to stretch out

0:34:23.380 --> 0:34:25.320
<v Speaker 2>and have a fly. That's how I'd like to do it.

0:34:26.469 --> 0:34:28.049
<v Speaker 2>You know how you look out? We sit in our

0:34:28.090 --> 0:34:29.350
<v Speaker 2>building here and look out at the birds and think,

0:34:29.370 --> 0:34:30.009
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't that be fun?

0:34:30.489 --> 0:34:32.230
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but then sometimes you see a bird up really

0:34:32.270 --> 0:34:34.109
<v Speaker 6>high and you think, do you think the bird ever thinks, oh, jeez,

0:34:34.130 --> 0:34:34.830
<v Speaker 6>I'm a bit high.

0:34:34.850 --> 0:34:38.710
<v Speaker 7>I better head home. Take it easy. Thanks, Sylvia.

0:34:38.770 --> 0:34:39.509
<v Speaker 2>Sylvia, thank you.

0:34:40.590 --> 0:34:42.010
<v Speaker 7>What about when you're on a plane and you see

0:34:42.030 --> 0:34:43.300
<v Speaker 7>like a fly on the plane?

0:34:43.440 --> 0:34:45.540
<v Speaker 2>I have been on a plane and I looked down.

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:48.739
<v Speaker 2>It was an airline years ago. I spotted a fly

0:34:48.760 --> 0:34:49.540
<v Speaker 2>off my meal.

0:34:49.760 --> 0:34:50.000
<v Speaker 4>Right.

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:50.379
<v Speaker 10>I thought.

0:34:51.050 --> 0:34:52.779
<v Speaker 2>It's going to be confused when the doors open.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah. Ryan has joined us. Hello, Ryan.

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<v Speaker 13>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Ryan.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather fly or be invisible?

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<v Speaker 15>I'd definitely take fly just because of the freedom aspect.

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<v Speaker 15>And let's face it, everyone who's choosing for invisibility is

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<v Speaker 15>either a kleptomaniac or a pervert.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, actually, we didn't even talk about the pervy aspect

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<v Speaker 2>of that.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so pervy.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, imagine you're invisible. Sydney Sweeney walks into the room,

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<v Speaker 7>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you could do that just by standing there anyway, Brendan.

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<v Speaker 7>What, go to her house?

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<v Speaker 12>No.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you, Ryan. Lisa. Lisa, wrap this water cooler chat up.

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<v Speaker 2>Please, hello, Lisa. Would you rather fly or be invisible?

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<v Speaker 15>I'm going against the grain. I'm going to say I

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<v Speaker 15>would go invisible.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why? Tell me why.

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<v Speaker 15>Because all my friends, I'd be everyone's best friend. I'd

0:35:47.100 --> 0:35:49.719
<v Speaker 15>be able to bring the tea every day. And on

0:35:49.739 --> 0:35:52.300
<v Speaker 15>top of that, if any of them had, say, a

0:35:52.560 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 15>problem with their mother-in-law and they wanted to know what

0:35:54.680 --> 0:35:56.680
<v Speaker 15>she really thought, I'd be like, I've got you, babes.

0:35:56.900 --> 0:35:59.680
<v Speaker 15>I'm going to go check it out. Oh, okay. Yeah,

0:35:59.800 --> 0:36:02.630
<v Speaker 15>or what about if one of your friends' boyfriends are

0:36:02.650 --> 0:36:04.610
<v Speaker 15>playing up a bit or they think that? I can

0:36:04.650 --> 0:36:06.670
<v Speaker 15>actually go see if they're really hanging out with their

0:36:06.690 --> 0:36:07.710
<v Speaker 15>mates or if they're on a date.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually, you would be useful.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd be very useful, which is more useful than flying

0:36:12.150 --> 0:36:15.590
<v Speaker 2>to Edinburgh by flapping your arms, right? Lisa, finally someone's

0:36:15.610 --> 0:36:16.550
<v Speaker 2>doing some thinking.

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<v Speaker 7>Lisa, she's a big sticky beak at her gossip.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course.

0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:21.540
<v Speaker 2>Well, there's nothing wrong with that. There's Mr. Pervo over here.

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:24.140
<v Speaker 7>No, but I would have... At least she's.

0:36:24.000 --> 0:36:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Doing it for the good of other people.

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<v Speaker 7>Lisa, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 7>And thank you to everyone for being part of... Water.

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<v Speaker 13>Cooler chat.

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<v Speaker 14>Water cooler chat.

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<v Speaker 7>Now, get back to work, you slackers. We are awash

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<v Speaker 7>with prizes.

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<v Speaker 6>Already we've given away the JQ J5 to Jazz.

0:36:52.170 --> 0:36:52.690
<v Speaker 7>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe it. Thank you so much, Jonesy and Amanda,

0:36:55.710 --> 0:36:56.989
<v Speaker 3>and thank you, JQ.

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<v Speaker 7>And now this.

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<v Speaker 5>Gold presents iHeart Live, Ice House, live on the harbour.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the ultimate VIP experience to see Australian music royalty.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Ice House, an iHeart Live event, one unforgettable

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<v Speaker 2>night on Sydney Harbour. Let me tell you what this

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0:37:24.480 --> 0:37:25.980
<v Speaker 2>You'll watch one of the most famous bands in the

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<v Speaker 2>have food and drinks and premium seating. And you will

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<v Speaker 7>You know what you can do? Word to the wise.

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<v Speaker 6>When they're doing their sound check, you're in their esky,

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<v Speaker 7>All their rider. Take Ivor's mineral water.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, you're living on the edge.

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<v Speaker 7>That's how I roll. And congratulations to Nikki of Benalla. Nikki.

0:38:03.660 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 7>It's you, Nikki.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 15>Oh, my God.

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 3>My heart's racing.

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<v Speaker 7>Of course it is. You're a winner, Nicky.

0:38:09.700 --> 0:38:12.060
<v Speaker 5>You're on the top shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

0:38:14.160 --> 0:38:15.460
<v Speaker 15>My heart is pumping.

0:38:15.580 --> 0:38:18.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's brilliant. Just wait to how you're going to

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 2>feel when you're seeing Ice House on the steps of

0:38:20.200 --> 0:38:23.840
<v Speaker 2>the iconic Sydney Opera House. You're staying overnight on beautiful

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Sydney Harbour. You're going to have the time of your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 13>This is insane. I'm so excited.

0:38:31.090 --> 0:38:34.109
<v Speaker 6>And we're putting you in a hotel not at Amanda's Divan,

0:38:34.210 --> 0:38:35.110
<v Speaker 6>which is great.

0:38:35.290 --> 0:38:37.290
<v Speaker 2>I did offer, but we would have had to go

0:38:37.370 --> 0:38:38.010
<v Speaker 2>top to tail.

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<v Speaker 15>No, I'll pass.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks, Amanda.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all right.

0:38:42.160 --> 0:38:42.640
<v Speaker 12>I've offered.

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<v Speaker 7>I have offered. Many people have jumped to that, Nicky,

0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 7>not you. Congratulations, you.

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<v Speaker 15>I can't believe it.

0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:51.950
<v Speaker 3>I really can't.

0:38:52.730 --> 0:38:53.670
<v Speaker 15>I'm so excited.

0:38:53.690 --> 0:38:54.730
<v Speaker 5>Good on you, Nicky.

0:38:54.850 --> 0:38:57.270
<v Speaker 2>And the guest list starts again now. So be listening

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<v Speaker 2>to Christian Monday morning from 6pm as he reveals the

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<v Speaker 2>next winning Icehouse song to get you closer to the

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<v Speaker 2>golden ticket.

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<v Speaker 6>Join Australian music royalty Icehouse on the harbour live at

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<v Speaker 6>Tickets on sale now through Ticketek, by the way, on gold.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

0:39:16.530 --> 0:39:20.150
<v Speaker 7>Friday Feels Sessions. We love the Friday Feels Sessions.

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<v Speaker 6>And today, for the first time ever, we've got a

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 6>solo member of human nature coming in.

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<v Speaker 7>There's been no trouble.

0:39:26.590 --> 0:39:29.049
<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm just presuming there's been no trouble, but Phil

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<v Speaker 6>Burton is doing a Phil by Phil show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's doing the music of Phil Collins.

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:35.299
<v Speaker 9>Yep.

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:39.299
<v Speaker 6>You love Phil Collins. Get us some Phil Collins, Ryan.

0:39:40.770 --> 0:39:47.550
<v Speaker 6>This is the big two-fister. What about when he teamed.

0:39:47.390 --> 0:39:48.190
<v Speaker 7>Up with Phil Bailey?

0:39:50.050 --> 0:39:51.890
<v Speaker 2>Are there enough Phils?

0:39:51.910 --> 0:39:55.830
<v Speaker 7>What about when he's banging like a big monkey on

0:39:55.850 --> 0:39:56.610
<v Speaker 7>the drums?

0:40:00.550 --> 0:40:03.440
<v Speaker 2>That's all very well and good. But that's Phil Collins.

0:40:03.460 --> 0:40:05.299
<v Speaker 2>We actually have Phil Burton in the studio.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, that is true, Phil.

0:40:05.980 --> 0:40:07.880
<v Speaker 2>We've actually forgotten who we've actually got today.

0:40:07.900 --> 0:40:11.860
<v Speaker 6>So Phil Burton, one of the staples of human nature. Gemma,

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:15.600
<v Speaker 6>can you get some human nature for Amanda, please? There

0:40:15.820 --> 0:40:16.110
<v Speaker 6>you go.

0:40:18.540 --> 0:40:20.000
<v Speaker 7>That's a HN.

0:40:20.860 --> 0:40:21.259
<v Speaker 5>What about?

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 7>You want more?

0:40:22.180 --> 0:40:22.680
<v Speaker 13>Yes.

0:40:23.880 --> 0:40:29.680
<v Speaker 6>I've even chucked in a bit of Farnham. And sensitive

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:38.950
<v Speaker 6>human nature. But today, Phil is doing Phil Collins. In fact,

0:40:39.030 --> 0:40:45.120
<v Speaker 6>right now, he's just warming up with his keyboardist. Do

0:40:45.140 --> 0:40:46.360
<v Speaker 6>you know what song he's going to be doing?

0:40:46.380 --> 0:40:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I do, indeed. I do.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, we'll catch up with Phil for the Friday Phil

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:51.960
<v Speaker 6>Sessions next on Gold.

0:40:52.020 --> 0:40:52.460
<v Speaker 5>Jam.

0:40:52.500 --> 0:40:53.480
<v Speaker 4>Jam Nation.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he is one of Australia's most celebrated and respected entertainers,

0:40:57.620 --> 0:41:00.770
<v Speaker 2>and now Phil Burton is getting ready to turn things

0:41:00.930 --> 0:41:03.250
<v Speaker 2>up a notch as he hits the stage, taking on

0:41:03.290 --> 0:41:06.730
<v Speaker 2>the songs of Phil Collins, covering all of his biggest songs,

0:41:07.230 --> 0:41:11.090
<v Speaker 2>one hell of a show. Phil Burton joins us now. Hello.

0:41:11.110 --> 0:41:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Here he is.

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<v Speaker 17>Hey, guys.

0:41:11.910 --> 0:41:13.370
<v Speaker 5>How are you going? Thank you for having me on

0:41:13.390 --> 0:41:14.069
<v Speaker 5>the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you choose Phil Collins because of the Phil connection?

0:41:17.690 --> 0:41:21.110
<v Speaker 5>Well, it doesn't hurt that it's two Phils together there.

0:41:21.190 --> 0:41:24.029
<v Speaker 5>But no, that wasn't why I chose it. I'm a

0:41:24.070 --> 0:41:26.750
<v Speaker 5>child of the 80s, so Phil Collins is right in

0:41:26.810 --> 0:41:29.469
<v Speaker 5>my wheelhouse. All of those songs are songs that are

0:41:29.510 --> 0:41:31.750
<v Speaker 5>imprinted on my brain and have been since I was little.

0:41:31.810 --> 0:41:35.000
<v Speaker 5>So For me, it was a very easy choice to think,

0:41:35.020 --> 0:41:37.120
<v Speaker 5>you know, I think I'm going to put together a

0:41:37.140 --> 0:41:38.839
<v Speaker 5>show and I'm going to make it a Phil Collins show.

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<v Speaker 7>Your favourite Phil Collins song?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, probably Two Hearts. I love a bit of Motown

0:41:44.219 --> 0:41:46.970
<v Speaker 5>and that one was actually co-written by Phil with Lamont

0:41:46.989 --> 0:41:48.730
<v Speaker 5>Dozier from Holland Dozier Holland.

0:41:48.850 --> 0:41:49.049
<v Speaker 6>Yes.

0:41:49.070 --> 0:41:50.129
<v Speaker 5>So there you go.

0:41:50.610 --> 0:41:53.529
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Are you speaking English? Was he a

0:41:53.570 --> 0:41:54.470
<v Speaker 2>Motown person?

0:41:54.550 --> 0:41:55.170
<v Speaker 5>He was.

0:41:55.190 --> 0:41:55.570
<v Speaker 13>Sorry.

0:41:55.590 --> 0:41:58.310
<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry. I should explain that. Holland Dozier Holland were

0:41:58.930 --> 0:42:02.219
<v Speaker 5>like the biggest songwriting team They wrote Reach Out, I'll

0:42:02.239 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 5>Be There.

0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:03.560
<v Speaker 14>Oh, okay.

0:42:03.620 --> 0:42:06.459
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and amongst many others and all of the Supremes hits.

0:42:06.700 --> 0:42:07.299
<v Speaker 2>Now I'm with you.

0:42:07.540 --> 0:42:10.420
<v Speaker 6>Yep. Amanda's not a big fan of– well, you've had

0:42:10.460 --> 0:42:11.879
<v Speaker 6>a love-hate relationship with Phil Collins.

0:42:11.900 --> 0:42:12.759
<v Speaker 7>With Phil Collins, I have.

0:42:12.860 --> 0:42:14.509
<v Speaker 2>I went to see Phil Collins before in the 80s.

0:42:14.489 --> 0:42:16.350
<v Speaker 7>It was the whole Divorce by Facts thing.

0:42:16.450 --> 0:42:18.469
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't even think it was that. I don't know.

0:42:18.489 --> 0:42:21.100
<v Speaker 2>I think it was around the Buster era. I just thought–

0:42:21.150 --> 0:42:22.140
<v Speaker 2>he just annoyed me.

0:42:22.150 --> 0:42:22.969
<v Speaker 7>Where two hearts came from.

0:42:22.989 --> 0:42:25.090
<v Speaker 5>Was it maybe that there was just too much of

0:42:25.150 --> 0:42:28.590
<v Speaker 5>him because he was so– Which now, looking back, I

0:42:28.610 --> 0:42:31.640
<v Speaker 5>think that's quite amazing because he was literally everywhere.

0:42:31.680 --> 0:42:33.859
<v Speaker 2>And for a guy who didn't look like a superstar,

0:42:33.920 --> 0:42:38.280
<v Speaker 2>he was in every show, he was performing all the songs,

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:40.110
<v Speaker 2>he was in every movie, he was everywhere.

0:42:40.280 --> 0:42:43.290
<v Speaker 5>He was, which is amazing. I mean, you know, deservedly so.

0:42:43.310 --> 0:42:47.090
<v Speaker 5>In 1985, he had six top ten songs in a row.

0:42:46.969 --> 0:42:47.629
<v Speaker 7>In one year.

0:42:47.710 --> 0:42:48.010
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:42:48.270 --> 0:42:50.470
<v Speaker 6>And to see him in Do They Know It's Christmas,

0:42:50.570 --> 0:42:53.439
<v Speaker 6>just on the drums... It's just so good. Like he's

0:42:53.520 --> 0:42:55.200
<v Speaker 6>such a phenomenal musician.

0:42:55.430 --> 0:42:58.390
<v Speaker 5>He really was, or still is. I'm sure he still is. But, um,

0:42:58.750 --> 0:43:00.750
<v Speaker 5>but just the chance to actually perform these songs because

0:43:00.770 --> 0:43:03.430
<v Speaker 5>they are, they're great. They're such exciting songs to get

0:43:03.489 --> 0:43:04.630
<v Speaker 5>up there with a full band. I'm going to have

0:43:04.650 --> 0:43:07.630
<v Speaker 5>a full band with a horn section, great production. I'm

0:43:07.650 --> 0:43:10.070
<v Speaker 5>going to try and make these songs exactly as Phil

0:43:10.140 --> 0:43:11.239
<v Speaker 5>would perform them. So.

0:43:11.260 --> 0:43:13.700
<v Speaker 6>Are you going to dress like a geography teacher with

0:43:13.719 --> 0:43:15.320
<v Speaker 6>some high-waisted chinos?

0:43:15.340 --> 0:43:17.340
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I think so. And I might sort of really

0:43:17.380 --> 0:43:18.880
<v Speaker 5>slick the hair back. So I look like I've got

0:43:18.900 --> 0:43:22.230
<v Speaker 5>a crazy widow's peak as well. And, See how we go. Well,

0:43:22.250 --> 0:43:22.549
<v Speaker 5>if you're a.

0:43:22.530 --> 0:43:25.010
<v Speaker 2>Child of the 80s, you could have done the songs

0:43:25.360 --> 0:43:28.880
<v Speaker 2>of Flock of Seagulls, perhaps. There are many, many songs.

0:43:29.420 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 5>I was just thinking that would be like the song of.

0:43:31.600 --> 0:43:33.020
<v Speaker 2>Flock of Seagulls. The song of Flock of Seagulls is

0:43:33.060 --> 0:43:33.540
<v Speaker 2>quite true.

0:43:34.080 --> 0:43:35.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, three-minute concert.

0:43:35.380 --> 0:43:37.240
<v Speaker 2>I had the haircut that went with that one, sadly.

0:43:37.300 --> 0:43:37.859
<v Speaker 7>Oh, did you?

0:43:37.900 --> 0:43:40.220
<v Speaker 5>The nice little over the forehead like that?

0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:42.050
<v Speaker 2>And sometimes it was flicked back and the rest of

0:43:42.110 --> 0:43:44.790
<v Speaker 2>it kind of shaved. And I wonder why it's never

0:43:44.830 --> 0:43:45.390
<v Speaker 2>grown back.

0:43:45.410 --> 0:43:47.470
<v Speaker 5>And people ran. They ran so far away.

0:43:47.670 --> 0:43:48.739
<v Speaker 2>They did indeed.

0:43:48.780 --> 0:43:50.739
<v Speaker 6>How do you feel being here? This is the first

0:43:50.780 --> 0:43:53.120
<v Speaker 6>time I think we've had you on the show by yourself.

0:43:53.540 --> 0:43:55.480
<v Speaker 6>Usually you've got the fellas from Human Nature.

0:43:55.500 --> 0:43:58.930
<v Speaker 5>Normally there's three other gentlemen beside me. It's exciting being

0:43:58.950 --> 0:43:59.270
<v Speaker 5>here by myself.

0:43:59.290 --> 0:44:01.370
<v Speaker 7>Anything you want to say about them while they're not here?

0:44:01.710 --> 0:44:04.089
<v Speaker 5>No, they'll always hear it. It'll get back to them.

0:44:04.110 --> 0:44:04.390
<v Speaker 1>There you go.

0:44:05.070 --> 0:44:05.529
<v Speaker 5>I love them.

0:44:05.770 --> 0:44:07.489
<v Speaker 7>They're fantastic. No, I do.

0:44:07.510 --> 0:44:08.750
<v Speaker 5>That's not what you were saying off air.

0:44:08.830 --> 0:44:11.890
<v Speaker 7>Off air before you go. Stop that.

0:44:11.910 --> 0:44:12.200
<v Speaker 14>Stop it.

0:44:12.770 --> 0:44:15.410
<v Speaker 6>So you're going to be performing a Phil Collins song

0:44:15.450 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 6>for us today. What are we going to be performing?

0:44:18.219 --> 0:44:19.860
<v Speaker 5>We are going to be performing because you guys are

0:44:19.880 --> 0:44:21.020
<v Speaker 5>going to be singing along.

0:44:21.140 --> 0:44:21.740
<v Speaker 1>Oh, no.

0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:23.739
<v Speaker 5>Well, even if you don't want to, your body is

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<v Speaker 5>just going to go, and you're going to sing it anyway.

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<v Speaker 16>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>With the lovely Kristen Fletcher, who's going to be the

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<v Speaker 5>keyboard player in the show as well. She is going

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<v Speaker 5>to be playing while I sing Susudio. Ah, Susudio in

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<v Speaker 5>the Susudio studio.

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<v Speaker 7>This will be.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that. Susudio in the Susudio studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't encourage him, Phil.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, sorry.

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<v Speaker 6>The Friday Phil session, standby. Phil Burton coming up with

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<v Speaker 6>Phil Collins on gold.

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<v Speaker 4>See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on

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<v Speaker 4>our socials.

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<v Speaker 7>Jonesy and Amanda.

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<v Speaker 4>Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

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<v Speaker 7>FFS, Friday Fields Sessions, big acts have come into this studio.

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<v Speaker 6>And today we only have one part of human nature,

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<v Speaker 6>but really. He was saying just outside to anyone who

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<v Speaker 6>cared to listen.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's the main act.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's face it. The main part of human nature.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's face it. It is Phil Burton, and he's doing

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<v Speaker 2>a show, Phil by Phil, where he is doing the

0:45:12.730 --> 0:45:14.370
<v Speaker 2>songs of Phil Collins.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, and you've brought in, Kristen, your keyboardist today. I have.

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<v Speaker 5>Kristen Fletcher is here, who's playing keyboards in the show,

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<v Speaker 5>and she's accompanying me today.

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<v Speaker 2>And what are you holding there, young Phil?

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<v Speaker 5>It's a little tambourine, just a baby tambourine. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice.

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<v Speaker 6>Because I thought tambourines could almost be borderline lame, but

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<v Speaker 6>a baby tambourine.

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't it cute?

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<v Speaker 1>It is very cute.

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<v Speaker 7>It's red and everything.

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<v Speaker 5>It's so pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>It is cute.

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<v Speaker 7>You've done your sound check. Everything sounds pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>We are ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>You've asked us to sing along, which I'm a little

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<v Speaker 2>nervous about.

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<v Speaker 5>Have you warmed up? Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 7>Have you done your vocal exercises?

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<v Speaker 2>Me, me, ma, ma, mo. How about you?

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<v Speaker 16>I have.

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<v Speaker 7>Old Mother Rattle had a rough cut pun. We are

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<v Speaker 7>ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>We're ready to go.

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<v Speaker 7>In the studio.

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<v Speaker 5>Su-su-studio.

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<v Speaker 7>Phil by Phil on gold. Take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 14>There's a girl that's been.

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<v Speaker 1>On my mind.

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<v Speaker 14>All the time.

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<v Speaker 4>Su-su-studio.

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<v Speaker 14>Whoa, that sound good?

0:46:24.640 --> 0:46:30.790
<v Speaker 17>Now she don't even know my name But I think

0:46:30.810 --> 0:46:37.830
<v Speaker 17>she likes me just the same Su-su-studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa All right, here we.

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<v Speaker 11>Go Ah, if she called me I'd be there I'd

0:46:48.920 --> 0:46:56.570
<v Speaker 11>come running anywhere. She's all I need all my life.

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<v Speaker 14>And I feel so good if I just say the.

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<v Speaker 10>Word.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the word, everybody? Come on. Su-su-studio. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>Everybody just say the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, what is it? Su-su-studio. Ha, ha, ha.

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<v Speaker 11>Now I know that I'm too young. My life has

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<v Speaker 11>just begun.

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<v Speaker 1>Su-su-studio.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 7>Jonesy, you're loving it.

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<v Speaker 14>Brilliant.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 14>Give me a chance.

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<v Speaker 11>Give me a sign. I'll show her any time. Su-su-studio.

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<v Speaker 13>Whoo.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 11>Ah, I've got to have her, have her now. I've

0:47:56.110 --> 0:47:59.670
<v Speaker 11>got to get closer, but I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 14>She makes me nervous and makes me scared.

0:48:04.500 --> 0:48:09.380
<v Speaker 11>But I feel so good if I just say the word.

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<v Speaker 14>Come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Su-su-studio. Woo.

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<v Speaker 14>Everybody just say the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, studio.

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<v Speaker 14>Everybody just say the word.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, studio. One more time. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 14>Everybody just say the word.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 14>Studio.

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<v Speaker 7>Wow.

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<v Speaker 14>You guys are fantastic.

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<v Speaker 7>Human who?

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<v Speaker 2>Jonesy joined in in all the wrong parts there.

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<v Speaker 7>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>All the right words in all the wrong places.

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<v Speaker 6>Phil and I were making good eye contact and not

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<v Speaker 6>that creepy eye contact.

0:48:53.440 --> 0:48:55.060
<v Speaker 7>It was good eye contact.

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<v Speaker 2>That was great.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 7>That was just great.

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<v Speaker 6>Tristan, well done on the keys, by the way, because

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<v Speaker 6>Phil was telling me, I said, how long have you

0:49:02.210 --> 0:49:04.489
<v Speaker 6>two been working together? And he said, well, we've just

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<v Speaker 6>met today.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, that's right. So that is, honestly, that is extraordinary.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't believe that. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask a follow-up question? What does that song mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing, actually, to be honest. Phil Collins actually was just

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<v Speaker 5>making up gibberish lyrics to go along with. the melody

0:49:21.860 --> 0:49:23.610
<v Speaker 5>that he'd written. And then when he came back to

0:49:23.660 --> 0:49:25.580
<v Speaker 5>write the real lyrics, he decided, you know what, I

0:49:25.620 --> 0:49:27.060
<v Speaker 5>actually can't think of anything better.

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>So we don't have to look for a meaning?

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<v Speaker 10>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, thank you. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 7>You're just giving more reasons for Amanda to hate Phil Collins.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not.

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<v Speaker 7>Take it up with your boyfriend's sting and to-do-do-do-da-da-da. Got issues.

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<v Speaker 5>That's another great lyric right there.

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<v Speaker 7>Phil, this has been fantastic. Phil by Phil.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much for having me.

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<v Speaker 7>Head to philburton.com.au.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you for being part of the Friday Phil Sessions.

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<v Speaker 5>Great to be here. Thank you, guys.

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<v Speaker 6>Ten questions, 60 seconds on the clock. You can pass

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<v Speaker 6>if you don't know an answer. We'll come back to

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<v Speaker 6>that question if time permits. You know the question's right. $ 1, 000.

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<v Speaker 2>And you can walk away with $ 1, 000. How handy on

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<v Speaker 2>a Friday would that be?

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<v Speaker 7>Many have.

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<v Speaker 2>You can make it $ 2, 000 by answering one bonus question,

0:50:17.610 --> 0:50:19.110
<v Speaker 2>but it's double or nothing.

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<v Speaker 7>Siobhan is in Montello. Hello, Siobhan.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, how are you going?

0:50:25.450 --> 0:50:26.470
<v Speaker 11>I'm doing well, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Let's see if we can get you some

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<v Speaker 2>money on this fruity Friday. We've got 10 questions, 60 seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>As we always say, saying pass is your friend. If

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<v Speaker 2>you don't know the answer, say pass because we might

0:50:37.730 --> 0:50:38.569
<v Speaker 2>have time to come back.

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<v Speaker 8>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Siobhan, good luck.

0:50:42.030 --> 0:50:43.830
<v Speaker 7>I've got a vibe about you, Siobhan.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't put her off, Brendan.

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<v Speaker 7>Stone cold Siobhan.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't put her off.

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<v Speaker 7>Come on.

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<v Speaker 16>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Eyes to the front because here we go. Question number one.

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<v Speaker 2>How many corners are on a square?

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<v Speaker 15>Four.

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<v Speaker 2>Question two, an optometrist specialises in which body part?

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<v Speaker 12>Eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Question three, what's the name of the dog in The

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<v Speaker 2>Wizard of Oz?

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<v Speaker 10>Pot.

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<v Speaker 2>Question four, how many continents are there?

0:51:10.050 --> 0:51:10.370
<v Speaker 9>Seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Question five, which fast food chain is famous for the

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<v Speaker 2>Quarter Pounder?

0:51:17.680 --> 0:51:18.080
<v Speaker 12>Macca's.

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<v Speaker 2>Question six, what band released the song Mr Brightside?

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<v Speaker 10>Pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Question seven. Which country is famous for the All Blacks?

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<v Speaker 13>Pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Question eight. How many legs does a crocodile have?

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<v Speaker 1>Four.

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<v Speaker 2>Question nine. In which country is the city of Dubrovnik located?

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<v Speaker 15>Pass.

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<v Speaker 2>Question ten. Who was the first president of the United States?

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<v Speaker 8>Washington.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to question three. The name of the dog in

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<v Speaker 2>Wizard of Oz. It's also the name of the Prime

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<v Speaker 2>Minister's dog, Toto.

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<v Speaker 1>Toto.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep, and a progressive rock band from the 80s.

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<v Speaker 2>Frog rock. What band released the song Mr Brightside?

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<v Speaker 3>The Killers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, The Killers. And the All Blacks with the haka?

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<v Speaker 2>No idea. It's New Zealand. They're from New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 7>Amanda's husband has just broken down in tears. You don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>And in which country is the city of Dubrovnik located?

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<v Speaker 2>That's Croatia.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Siobhan, thanks for.

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<v Speaker 7>Giving it a crack.

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<v Speaker 6>You're still stone cold to me in a good way. Siobhan,

0:52:28.050 --> 0:52:30.730
<v Speaker 6>thank you for being part of it. And like Siobhan,

0:52:30.750 --> 0:52:34.310
<v Speaker 6>if you'd like to be part of it, jonesydemander.com.au to

0:52:34.350 --> 0:52:35.310
<v Speaker 6>play Instagram.

0:52:51.090 --> 0:52:53.070
<v Speaker 2>What bruises have we pressed this week, Jenna?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, so it's been a massive week across the Jonesy

0:52:55.730 --> 0:52:58.990
<v Speaker 12>and Amanda socials with some of our biggest social numbers

0:52:59.210 --> 0:53:02.980
<v Speaker 12>of all time, all thanks to our Tin Hat Tuesday segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it about Paul Walker?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, yes, it was regular conspiracy contributor Rob with this

0:53:09.600 --> 0:53:10.620
<v Speaker 12>Paul Walker theory.

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<v Speaker 13>I'm going to say right here that Paul Walker and

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<v Speaker 13>his partner were murdered. The car was being chased by

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<v Speaker 13>a drone. And before the car hit the power pole

0:53:21.180 --> 0:53:24.140
<v Speaker 13>and the trees, it was split in half by a

0:53:24.180 --> 0:53:26.090
<v Speaker 13>small missile that came from the drone.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, so why though, Rob? Why would you kill a

0:53:29.430 --> 0:53:31.230
<v Speaker 7>movie star and a race car driver?

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<v Speaker 13>Mate, Hollywood's got that much power. You don't understand how

0:53:35.290 --> 0:53:39.359
<v Speaker 13>much power they have. Even, you know, Rebecca Gibney, right?

0:53:39.410 --> 0:53:40.980
<v Speaker 13>She tried her hand at Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:53:41.540 --> 0:53:43.020
<v Speaker 13>She went over there and saw what it was all

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<v Speaker 13>about and she said, nah, I don't want no part

0:53:44.719 --> 0:53:46.360
<v Speaker 13>of that. And she came back to Australia.

0:53:46.380 --> 0:53:46.520
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:53:47.340 --> 0:53:48.610
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, and got the mean eggie.

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<v Speaker 2>Luckily for her, the drone missed her. Well, I'll start

0:53:52.270 --> 0:53:52.569
<v Speaker 2>with this.

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<v Speaker 12>The videos received a whopping 5 million views.

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<v Speaker 7>5 million?

0:53:56.250 --> 0:53:56.489
<v Speaker 13>Yes.

0:53:56.610 --> 0:53:56.970
<v Speaker 1>Really?

0:53:57.010 --> 0:53:59.950
<v Speaker 12>Yes, in only just a few days across our socials.

0:54:00.390 --> 0:54:04.070
<v Speaker 12>Tens of thousands of comments with some powerful claims supporting

0:54:04.110 --> 0:54:06.370
<v Speaker 12>the view that there was more to Paul Walker's death

0:54:06.469 --> 0:54:07.190
<v Speaker 12>than we know.

0:54:07.210 --> 0:54:07.280
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:54:08.210 --> 0:54:11.680
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, so Michael comments, Paul Walker was planning a documentary

0:54:11.739 --> 0:54:14.560
<v Speaker 12>and was going to expose the human trafficking by elites.

0:54:15.580 --> 0:54:15.819
<v Speaker 3>Yep.

0:54:16.360 --> 0:54:19.380
<v Speaker 12>Another added, Paul Walker was part of the Epstein files

0:54:19.660 --> 0:54:21.160
<v Speaker 12>and they took him out because he was going to

0:54:21.219 --> 0:54:23.640
<v Speaker 12>turn against his own and try to expose it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. Yes.

0:54:25.200 --> 0:54:27.580
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of conspiracy theories all in there.

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<v Speaker 7>So he's with them or against them.

0:54:29.280 --> 0:54:30.050
<v Speaker 13>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 12>But no comment from Rebecca Gibney.

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<v Speaker 7>Nothing from Rebecca Gibney.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

0:54:34.730 --> 0:54:36.110
<v Speaker 7>Maybe she's a lizard person.

0:54:36.550 --> 0:54:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Potentially.

0:54:37.260 --> 0:54:40.270
<v Speaker 7>Enjoying that millionaire money that's coming her way.

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<v Speaker 2>She's at home dodging the drone.

0:54:43.469 --> 0:54:44.490
<v Speaker 7>Maybe she is.

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<v Speaker 12>This week, we also lost the one and only Dolly Parton,

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<v Speaker 12>who passed away at the age of 80. So back

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<v Speaker 12>in 2020, the both of you interviewed Dolly and we

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<v Speaker 12>uploaded the interview, which has received hundreds of thousands of

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<v Speaker 12>views and an influx of comments. So Tara commented, she

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<v Speaker 12>was an angel walking among us, while Julie added, I

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<v Speaker 12>thought that somehow she was immortal. What a generous, kind

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<v Speaker 12>life she had, reunited with her dear husband, Carl.

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<v Speaker 2>We did all believe that she'd last forever, didn't we?

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a shock that she's gone.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, she was a big deal.

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<v Speaker 10>She was.

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<v Speaker 2>She was.

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<v Speaker 12>On another note, it's time for Digital Jenners. This is

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<v Speaker 12>where I choose my favourite contributor of the week who

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<v Speaker 12>will receive a bespoke tin hat made by Amanda.

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<v Speaker 2>Not made of tinfoil, just so you know.

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<v Speaker 7>Big tin.

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<v Speaker 2>This week.

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<v Speaker 12>I just have to give it to our resident conspiracy theorist, Rob.

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<v Speaker 8>Yep.

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<v Speaker 12>Never fails to deliver us some pretty wild conspiracy theories

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<v Speaker 12>and subsequently millions of views.

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<v Speaker 7>Indeed. Thank you, Rob. And he comes with his own jingle.

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<v Speaker 13>To do what?

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<v Speaker 12>To go where?

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<v Speaker 10>To do what?

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<v Speaker 13>To go where?

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<v Speaker 4>To go where?

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<v Speaker 16>To go where?

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<v Speaker 12>To do what?

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<v Speaker 7>And curiously, so does Jenna. Thank you, Jenna. We play

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<v Speaker 7>more jingles than anybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Righto, you two.

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<v Speaker 1>That's enough.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know if that's.

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<v Speaker 2>A boast, Brendan.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a hell of a boast. Friend, have a good weekend.

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<v Speaker 7>Be safe.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, have a great weekend, and we'll see you on Monday.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes. Ryan, have fun in– where are you going again?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, he's going– that's right, the Edinburgh Festival.

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<v Speaker 2>Casual. Casual.

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<v Speaker 7>And we'll see you back at work on Monday?

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<v Speaker 9>No, like sometime next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring us a fridge magnet.

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<v Speaker 7>Take your time. Good day to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, thank God that's over. Catch up on the Jonesy

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<v Speaker 4>and Amanda podcast. Download the free iHeart app now.

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<v Speaker 7>Let's get the hell out of here.

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