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Speaker 1: First, Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got one of those dice ands. Yeah, you charge

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Speaker 2: it up and then you use it. This thing just

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Speaker 2: wouldn't turn off. How to take it out? To take

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Speaker 2: it outside and just place it on the deck and

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Speaker 2: let it just run out. The dogs and the cat

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Speaker 2: were just staring at it like I was like, it

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Speaker 2: will stop. Please tell me it's going to stop. Christian,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't turn off my ducted heating for twelve hours.

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Speaker 2: The house is getting hotter and hotter. The cats were

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Speaker 2: sitting in the bath. I had my bathers on Katie

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Speaker 2: Zoey Christian in the In nineteen eighty, we in our

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Speaker 2: family holiday to Europe went to Ibether. We arrived in

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Speaker 2: the evening. The first thing my mom did was to

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Speaker 2: turn on the hot tap and the shower to see

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Speaker 2: if the water was hot. The tap came off in

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Speaker 2: her hand because the water was indeed very hot. She

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Speaker 2: couldn't script back on because it was like piping hot,

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Speaker 2: so we had to call hotel maintenance. By the time

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Speaker 2: they arrived there, WHI took age as water was flowing

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Speaker 2: out of the bathroom under the door to the room

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Speaker 2: and heading down the corridor to the stairs at the

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Speaker 2: hotel reception. This is the Christian o'connells show podcast right now.

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Speaker 2: You can give us a call tell us what you

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Speaker 2: couldn't turn off? Hey, Christian, I couldn't turn off the

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Speaker 2: soft serve machine at Pizza Hu many years ago. As twelve,

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Speaker 2: you would have thought they'd be amazing as a twelve

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Speaker 2: year old, but there comes a point we're standing in

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Speaker 2: puddles and puddles of ice cream. Isn't okay? They turned

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Speaker 2: off eventually by unplugging it. That's Sarah Tracy. Yes, Tracy,

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Speaker 2: what couldn't you turn off?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 4: I was my mum's car.

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Speaker 2: So what happened?

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Speaker 4: It was about just twenty thirty years ago. So we

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Speaker 4: got a key CAUP for the car. Needed a spare key,

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Speaker 4: so you got the key cat. We did some shopping

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Speaker 4: and what not. Drove home going to turn the car

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Speaker 4: off and it wouldn't turn off. Couldn't pull the key

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Speaker 4: out do anything, so just had to leave it go

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Speaker 4: and rang up the locksmith and they're like, yeah, well

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Speaker 4: we'll come out as soon as possible. Took them about

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Speaker 4: two over two hours of car r and ran a

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Speaker 4: out of fuel in the meantime, and yeah, they had

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Speaker 4: to come out, take the whole barrel out and do

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Speaker 4: a few things.

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Speaker 2: Son't you incredible story, Tracy. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 2: sharing it. Mate, have a good day.

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Speaker 4: No, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Emma. Hey, hello, what couldn't be turned off?

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Speaker 5: A toy helicopter?

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Speaker 2: All right, so one of these remote controls were remote control?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were down by the beach and

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Speaker 5: my mate brought my then five year old and a

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Speaker 5: toy helicopter and we're thinking, oh, this is all fun

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Speaker 5: and turns it on and next thing we notice it's

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Speaker 5: got metal blades. So my husband's quickly going up, No good,

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Speaker 5: take the batteries out of the control. It didn't turn off.

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Speaker 5: It's come for us, metal blades swinging around. Next to

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Speaker 5: you know, it goes in the water, so we're okay,

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Speaker 5: that's all good. It comes back out.

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Speaker 2: Of the water scene from the Transformer movie, isn't it

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Speaker 2: wouldn't die?

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Speaker 5: Yes, exactly. Yeah, we've all hit the sand. We're like that,

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Speaker 5: we've less it. They come back a couple of hours

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Speaker 5: later and it's finally turned off.

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Speaker 2: So it was just flying around for a couple of hours.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it just had no battery. Took the

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Speaker 5: batteries out and we thought, right, once it's gone in

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Speaker 5: the water, surely it would it would die. But his

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Speaker 5: fingers rose back up and came for us.

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Speaker 2: Emma, thank you very much for the story, mate, have a

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Speaker 2: good day you too.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jessic. Good morning, Jess, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 1: How are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm good, Jess, so with a great weekend. And what

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Speaker 2: couldn't you turn off my car horn?

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Speaker 4: Having through Port Melbourne in the middle of teak hour

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Speaker 4: it got stuck permanently on and then I got stuck

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Speaker 4: outside my office for about an hour waiting for ra

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Speaker 4: ACV to come and disconnected.

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Speaker 2: It embarrassing, so irritating, especially because everyone has been looking around.

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Speaker 2: It's so aggressive. Isn't it to have a horn too?

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Speaker 4: The looks I got.

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Speaker 3: And when you're a five foot tall female ali in

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Speaker 3: the Beeg Beet verna, everyone.

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Speaker 4: Is it another motorist?

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Speaker 2: You'd be like, what are we doing wrong? Collectively? We

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Speaker 2: don't know?

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Speaker 1: Moving at the safe speed?

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Speaker 2: Jess. That's a great story. Was send your price. Thank

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Speaker 2: you very much to give us a call mate.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, have a great day, are.

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Speaker 2: You Jess, all right, what can't you turn off? Nine

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Speaker 2: four one four one o four three Carl Brener.

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Speaker 4: No, you're listening to the Christian o'crl's show podcast.

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Speaker 2: What couldn't you turn off?

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Speaker 3: Couldn't actually turn off? I put a croissant through the

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Speaker 3: conveyor belt, the hotel conveyor belt, and I could not

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Speaker 3: turned the conveyor belt off, and the croissant court file.

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Speaker 2: Well, flaming croissants. What a scene breakfast at the hotel. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: those those so convey a belt toasters that only exist

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Speaker 2: in hotels, right, I don't even think of us general

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Speaker 2: public can even buy those things if it'd be so

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Speaker 2: so as well. And once you got a piece of

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Speaker 2: bread in there, or a croissant, there's no way of

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Speaker 2: getting it back until it's done full loop. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 2: always some old guy stood by it as well, guarding

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Speaker 2: his toast. Okay, so anyone steals.

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Speaker 3: It, absolutely And by the time it had come out

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Speaker 3: and someone had come over and flatting the napkin, I

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Speaker 3: had a black crests on and there was flames. Everybody

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Speaker 3: was looking and all I wanted to find was the

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Speaker 3: electrical switch, but apparently it was under the bench. So

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Speaker 3: I had no hope.

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Speaker 2: Those hotel toasters a convey but one only have two

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Speaker 2: molds where it's barely done anything or new. There's no

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Speaker 2: number three waiting an hour.

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Speaker 3: Well, look, Christian, in their defense after the fact, I

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Speaker 3: did see the sign that said please do not put

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Speaker 3: croissants and pastries through the toaster.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that.

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Speaker 3: But needless to say, I've never done this again. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what we should do? A phone in too, My,

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Speaker 2: you didn't read the sign.

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Speaker 4: That's what that.

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Speaker 2: Don't press, don't go in there, don't touch. That's a

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Speaker 2: great one. Thank you so much. You give us a

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Speaker 2: cool mate. Really made us laugh. Thank you, No wries,

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Speaker 2: it's got a Kylie now, good morning, Kylie.

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Speaker 3: Hey Christian are you going?

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Speaker 2: I'm good. What couldn't you turn off?

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Speaker 3: I couldn't turn off the treadmill at the gym.

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Speaker 2: I hope you can get off it, though.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I couldn't. I was running faster and faster,

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Speaker 3: and you know, he just keep thinking, Oh, I can

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Speaker 3: cope with this, and you keep pushing the faster, faster,

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Speaker 3: faster button.

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Speaker 5: While I was going that fast.

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Speaker 3: I've got to spit off the back of it.

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Speaker 5: And I didn't think to like stop and jump my

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Speaker 5: legs out.

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Speaker 3: All I could do was.

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Speaker 1: Go help ex give me, excuse me, damnseon in distress,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, until mister muscleman comes over and just goes,

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Speaker 1: just stop it, love and of my face.

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Speaker 2: I always my biggest fear is being that person in

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Speaker 2: the gym that needs help from him. Yeah, it's terrible.

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Speaker 2: You have to go help bigger chats, help this little

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Speaker 2: man here and dispress old Kylie. That sort of thing

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Speaker 2: where you'd have to leave that gym. Yeah, no, I

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Speaker 2: need to cancel my membership. Are you that Yeah, Trimmer,

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Speaker 2: we don't worry.

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Speaker 4: But wayhole, Usually you can't cancel, but.

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Speaker 2: It's a total refund. All right, Thank you very much, Kylie.

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