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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>All right then, so right now what we're doing on

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<v Speaker 2>the show, then, need to just get your phone out.

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<v Speaker 2>It's probably already out. You're probably scrolling it right now,

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<v Speaker 2>wasting valuable time.

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<v Speaker 1>You're never going to get back like we all do.

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<v Speaker 2>That text message, the first one at the top of

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<v Speaker 2>your phone where whatever it is, to send it on

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<v Speaker 2>to me. I don't need any explanation. We will try

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<v Speaker 2>and do that in ten minutes time on the other

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<v Speaker 2>side of the news.

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<v Speaker 1>Forward it onto me.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the top of your phone that message that is

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<v Speaker 2>there right now, tell me you kind of you're in

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<v Speaker 2>box there.

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<v Speaker 1>Rio dare I ask Goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>Knows this man the Prince of Paran, who knows who

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<v Speaker 2>he met last night?

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<v Speaker 1>Midnight last night? Who knows you? I know that's focusing

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<v Speaker 1>on the show. Yes, sure sure, Wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Times Radio is Johnny Depp, he said to me the

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<v Speaker 2>Today Pats.

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<v Speaker 1>If he dies, he wants to be fired out of

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<v Speaker 1>a cannon.

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<v Speaker 2>Radios Johnny Depp, Wild Times, the Prince of bran Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this might.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a little disappointing to you. Then my aunt is

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<v Speaker 1>just stop.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's because I keep getting text from a certain political.

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<v Speaker 1>The election's over.

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<v Speaker 2>If you sign up that newsletter from Clive Palmer, they're

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<v Speaker 2>still gonna Battie.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the top of your phone?

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<v Speaker 2>Mine is?

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<v Speaker 3>Where is her tie? This is my life story. So

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<v Speaker 3>I did have to wash Audrey's school tie last night,

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<v Speaker 3>long story short. So she had food down the front

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<v Speaker 3>of it, she'd spilt on it. So I sprayed it

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<v Speaker 3>with a bit of pre cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Ties were a magnet for everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what dirty things are school ties worth?

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<v Speaker 3>I think she wipes her mouth with it. So I

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<v Speaker 3>sprayed it with prene with the real intention last night

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<v Speaker 3>before dinner to wash it. And then I went to

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<v Speaker 3>bed at seven and then you know what. The first

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<v Speaker 3>that was great last night? It was rain on the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not ten year old George sort of reading the

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<v Speaker 2>Tiger that came to teat you good night, mummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I often go to bed before her off a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of wine already tucked away.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, I woke up on the first thing that sprung

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<v Speaker 3>into my mind at three am was oh, no, the tie.

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<v Speaker 1>To do list.

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<v Speaker 3>So before I even got in the shower, I had

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<v Speaker 3>to get up handwash the tie, and then an.

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<v Speaker 2>Extraordinary mum and Patsy gets up like really a lust

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<v Speaker 2>because she lives in holland comes in every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Might as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I worked it in the dryer ferry over Genixpress Dame Lane.

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<v Speaker 3>Our dryer is in the garage which is right at

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<v Speaker 3>the back of our bedroom wall. And so I won't

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<v Speaker 3>Chris up because it's going clump clunk, just one tie

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<v Speaker 3>in there, clunk.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids still tie tag.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was at school, we used to grab the

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<v Speaker 3>little cord at the back of the tie and rip

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<v Speaker 3>it and ruin everybody's hope not buy another.

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<v Speaker 1>Tie at the Posh Show School.

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<v Speaker 2>At the top of my phone is I'm in back

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<v Speaker 2>in Melbourne this weekend for the talkers D's game, Are

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<v Speaker 2>you up for going for a man walk? That is

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<v Speaker 2>from the late great Bob Murphy who moved out the way,

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<v Speaker 2>the former mayor of Fitzroy now tearing up Rootboy style.

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<v Speaker 1>With he's the ruiners of the root Boys, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You might see you will see me and Bobby go

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<v Speaker 2>from man Or this weekend. All right, what's the message

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<v Speaker 2>on the top of your phone? Send it on to us,

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<v Speaker 2>no explanation. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're wondering where Jack post is. We are two. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of truth. And I did manage to

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<v Speaker 2>catch up with him yesterday and this reminded him of

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<v Speaker 2>his old work mate and mate Christian went a good

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<v Speaker 2>chat and he's here Mark Wednesday told me eventually on

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<v Speaker 2>Wednesday for his possible return to the show. So Jack's

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<v Speaker 2>been off for a week and a bit. You need

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<v Speaker 2>to take some time away from the show. Everything's all

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<v Speaker 2>good though, he will be rejoining the show. He's here

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<v Speaker 2>marked Wednesday. And then when I went so Wednesday said

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<v Speaker 2>all thursdays.

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<v Speaker 1>So not Monday at the start of the week. That

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<v Speaker 1>was not tabled in our discuss yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that'll be rounded up to the following week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, if you're wondering, we all wonder, let's wander together.

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<v Speaker 2>When he's ready, hit me back in teams to stand by, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, then, Nett.

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<v Speaker 2>Never look at the text messages we've asked you to

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<v Speaker 2>send on to us. The top message, the top of

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<v Speaker 2>your inbox on your phone, the top text message that

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<v Speaker 2>you've got right now sat there. Don't explain what it's about,

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<v Speaker 2>what back and forth it means. Just send on to us.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying to work that out. Now, all right, lot's

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<v Speaker 2>coming in. So these are messages from listeners top ones

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<v Speaker 2>on their phones. Send me a photo of the sizes.

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<v Speaker 2>I get this a lot for my wife and mount

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<v Speaker 2>shopping someone. I don't know what size to get in something,

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<v Speaker 2>so you have to right, but we take it high tech.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to FaceTime.

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<v Speaker 3>I was about to say, I'll do that to Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>The amount of times you've seen men somewhere going moving

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<v Speaker 2>the camera, you know, at various shelves, going.

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<v Speaker 1>Back and forth. That one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you hear this, disembodied boys going slow down?

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<v Speaker 1>Do it slower a relationship? It's fun yell that in

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<v Speaker 1>the supermarket. We just get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Run. Another message, beautifully prepared by the colonel.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone ate like a king last night. Very jealous. You're

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<v Speaker 1>quite right, beauty.

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<v Speaker 2>That should be their advertising slogan, beautifully prepared by the colonel.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's texting from the toilet? Is that someone looking for them.

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<v Speaker 1>At work or wondering where they are? That's come from

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Post. He has done that before. Yes, yeah, many times?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the British Scotts series called Outlander? Yet

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<v Speaker 2>bloody Goods a lot of the I'm in a WhatsApp group.

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<v Speaker 2>There's about turn nine of the dance in there, and

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<v Speaker 2>the main chat is unfunny gifts, unfunny means, and then

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<v Speaker 2>TV shows that we recommend to each other. That's the conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Please call when you're free. I dread getting that one.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's never good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's what the great news is. Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>It's always oh no, they need something, want something, another message.

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<v Speaker 1>I did say no to the chicken hearts and garlic bread.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just in combo. Maybe they're making some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>just that.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the hell says no to garlet bread? I can't

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<v Speaker 2>ever imagine the circumstances. It's not a yes from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Please seem take it as read that it's always a

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<v Speaker 2>yes for garlet bread from me. Not another one here.

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<v Speaker 2>They even play ed shearing sometimes, Leanne.

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<v Speaker 1>That's everywhere. Well, that's not us.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Do you think of someone trying to coax someone

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<v Speaker 2>over to us lying that we play ed shearing.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes, Leanne. We don't stay where you are if that's

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<v Speaker 1>all you want to hear in the morning. Move ping pong.

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<v Speaker 2>Table, that's all it says, Move ping pong table.

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<v Speaker 3>That's definitely a wife.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is to a husband.

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<v Speaker 2>She's asked him so many times, she's now noticing to hay,

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<v Speaker 2>if you get a chance. It's now just progressed to

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<v Speaker 2>ping pong table. You know you've a little kiss at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of it.

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<v Speaker 1>No conjunctions, ping pong table. Let's go for slap Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to slap Sunday. I bet you do. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like that. Let's go for slap Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>Gives him plenty of time to schedule off work the

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<v Speaker 2>next day too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's up like a big slap up. Meal doesn't sound

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<v Speaker 1>like that. Stress. I don't think it's like you just

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<v Speaker 1>whack people like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Most certain places. I have a little bit of stress relief.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I tell my wife. Those marks are anyway

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<v Speaker 2>back to the message stages. If at first you don't succeed,

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<v Speaker 2>try skydiving.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic. Would you like me to warm your side of

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<v Speaker 1>the bed? Are they farting on it? I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Last one here seriously considering selling it. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to until we move though. What a big conversations on

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<v Speaker 2>these text messages. All right, thank you for sending us yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Carl Brighter you're listening to the Christian Know Carls Show

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<v Speaker 2>podcast