Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right then, so right now what we're doing on
Speaker 2: the show, then, need to just get your phone out.
Speaker 2: It's probably already out. You're probably scrolling it right now,
Speaker 2: wasting valuable time.
Speaker 1: You're never going to get back like we all do.
Speaker 2: That text message, the first one at the top of
Speaker 2: your phone where whatever it is, to send it on
Speaker 2: to me. I don't need any explanation. We will try
Speaker 2: and do that in ten minutes time on the other
Speaker 2: side of the news.
Speaker 1: Forward it onto me.
Speaker 2: Then the top of your phone that message that is
Speaker 2: there right now, tell me you kind of you're in
Speaker 2: box there.
Speaker 1: Rio dare I ask Goodness.
Speaker 2: Knows this man the Prince of Paran, who knows who
Speaker 2: he met last night?
Speaker 1: Midnight last night? Who knows you? I know that's focusing
Speaker 1: on the show. Yes, sure sure, Wild.
Speaker 2: Times Radio is Johnny Depp, he said to me the
Speaker 2: Today Pats.
Speaker 1: If he dies, he wants to be fired out of
Speaker 1: a cannon.
Speaker 2: Radios Johnny Depp, Wild Times, the Prince of bran Oh,
Speaker 2: this might.
Speaker 1: Be a little disappointing to you. Then my aunt is
Speaker 1: just stop.
Speaker 3: And it's because I keep getting text from a certain political.
Speaker 1: The election's over.
Speaker 2: If you sign up that newsletter from Clive Palmer, they're
Speaker 2: still gonna Battie.
Speaker 1: What's the top of your phone?
Speaker 2: Mine is?
Speaker 3: Where is her tie? This is my life story. So
Speaker 3: I did have to wash Audrey's school tie last night,
Speaker 3: long story short. So she had food down the front
Speaker 3: of it, she'd spilt on it. So I sprayed it
Speaker 3: with a bit of pre cool.
Speaker 1: Ties were a magnet for everything.
Speaker 2: I mean, what dirty things are school ties worth?
Speaker 3: I think she wipes her mouth with it. So I
Speaker 3: sprayed it with prene with the real intention last night
Speaker 3: before dinner to wash it. And then I went to
Speaker 3: bed at seven and then you know what. The first
Speaker 3: that was great last night? It was rain on the roof.
Speaker 2: It's not ten year old George sort of reading the
Speaker 2: Tiger that came to teat you good night, mummy.
Speaker 1: I often go to bed before her off a bottle
Speaker 1: of wine already tucked away.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I woke up on the first thing that sprung
Speaker 3: into my mind at three am was oh, no, the tie.
Speaker 1: To do list.
Speaker 3: So before I even got in the shower, I had
Speaker 3: to get up handwash the tie, and then an.
Speaker 2: Extraordinary mum and Patsy gets up like really a lust
Speaker 2: because she lives in holland comes in every day.
Speaker 1: Might as well.
Speaker 2: I worked it in the dryer ferry over Genixpress Dame Lane.
Speaker 3: Our dryer is in the garage which is right at
Speaker 3: the back of our bedroom wall. And so I won't
Speaker 3: Chris up because it's going clump clunk, just one tie
Speaker 3: in there, clunk.
Speaker 1: The kids still tie tag.
Speaker 3: When I was at school, we used to grab the
Speaker 3: little cord at the back of the tie and rip
Speaker 3: it and ruin everybody's hope not buy another.
Speaker 1: Tie at the Posh Show School.
Speaker 2: At the top of my phone is I'm in back
Speaker 2: in Melbourne this weekend for the talkers D's game, Are
Speaker 2: you up for going for a man walk? That is
Speaker 2: from the late great Bob Murphy who moved out the way,
Speaker 2: the former mayor of Fitzroy now tearing up Rootboy style.
Speaker 1: With he's the ruiners of the root Boys, so.
Speaker 2: You might see you will see me and Bobby go
Speaker 2: from man Or this weekend. All right, what's the message
Speaker 2: on the top of your phone? Send it on to us,
Speaker 2: no explanation. This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. If
Speaker 2: you're wondering where Jack post is. We are two. There's
Speaker 2: a little bit of truth. And I did manage to
Speaker 2: catch up with him yesterday and this reminded him of
Speaker 2: his old work mate and mate Christian went a good
Speaker 2: chat and he's here Mark Wednesday told me eventually on
Speaker 2: Wednesday for his possible return to the show. So Jack's
Speaker 2: been off for a week and a bit. You need
Speaker 2: to take some time away from the show. Everything's all
Speaker 2: good though, he will be rejoining the show. He's here
Speaker 2: marked Wednesday. And then when I went so Wednesday said
Speaker 2: all thursdays.
Speaker 1: So not Monday at the start of the week. That
Speaker 1: was not tabled in our discuss yesterday.
Speaker 3: You know that'll be rounded up to the following week.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, if you're wondering, we all wonder, let's wander together.
Speaker 2: When he's ready, hit me back in teams to stand by, all.
Speaker 1: Right, then, Nett.
Speaker 2: Never look at the text messages we've asked you to
Speaker 2: send on to us. The top message, the top of
Speaker 2: your inbox on your phone, the top text message that
Speaker 2: you've got right now sat there. Don't explain what it's about,
Speaker 2: what back and forth it means. Just send on to us.
Speaker 2: We're trying to work that out. Now, all right, lot's
Speaker 2: coming in. So these are messages from listeners top ones
Speaker 2: on their phones. Send me a photo of the sizes.
Speaker 2: I get this a lot for my wife and mount
Speaker 2: shopping someone. I don't know what size to get in something,
Speaker 2: so you have to right, but we take it high tech.
Speaker 1: I have to FaceTime.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, I'll do that to Chris.
Speaker 2: The amount of times you've seen men somewhere going moving
Speaker 2: the camera, you know, at various shelves, going.
Speaker 1: Back and forth. That one.
Speaker 2: No, you hear this, disembodied boys going slow down?
Speaker 1: Do it slower a relationship? It's fun yell that in
Speaker 1: the supermarket. We just get it.
Speaker 2: Run. Another message, beautifully prepared by the colonel.
Speaker 1: Someone ate like a king last night. Very jealous. You're
Speaker 1: quite right, beauty.
Speaker 2: That should be their advertising slogan, beautifully prepared by the colonel.
Speaker 1: I'm in the toilet.
Speaker 2: Someone's texting from the toilet? Is that someone looking for them.
Speaker 1: At work or wondering where they are? That's come from
Speaker 1: Jack Post. He has done that before. Yes, yeah, many times?
Speaker 2: Have you seen the British Scotts series called Outlander? Yet
Speaker 2: bloody Goods a lot of the I'm in a WhatsApp group.
Speaker 2: There's about turn nine of the dance in there, and
Speaker 2: the main chat is unfunny gifts, unfunny means, and then
Speaker 2: TV shows that we recommend to each other. That's the conversation.
Speaker 2: Please call when you're free. I dread getting that one.
Speaker 2: You know, it's never good.
Speaker 1: It's what the great news is. Do you know?
Speaker 2: It's always oh no, they need something, want something, another message.
Speaker 1: I did say no to the chicken hearts and garlic bread.
Speaker 1: You're just in combo. Maybe they're making some sort of
Speaker 1: just that.
Speaker 2: Who the hell says no to garlet bread? I can't
Speaker 2: ever imagine the circumstances. It's not a yes from me.
Speaker 2: Please seem take it as read that it's always a
Speaker 2: yes for garlet bread from me. Not another one here.
Speaker 2: They even play ed shearing sometimes, Leanne.
Speaker 1: That's everywhere. Well, that's not us.
Speaker 2: No. Do you think of someone trying to coax someone
Speaker 2: over to us lying that we play ed shearing.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, Leanne. We don't stay where you are if that's
Speaker 1: all you want to hear in the morning. Move ping pong.
Speaker 2: Table, that's all it says, Move ping pong table.
Speaker 3: That's definitely a wife.
Speaker 1: I think that is to a husband.
Speaker 2: She's asked him so many times, she's now noticing to hay,
Speaker 2: if you get a chance. It's now just progressed to
Speaker 2: ping pong table. You know you've a little kiss at
Speaker 2: the end of it.
Speaker 1: No conjunctions, ping pong table. Let's go for slap Sunday.
Speaker 1: I like to slap Sunday. I bet you do. It's
Speaker 1: not like that. Let's go for slap Sunday.
Speaker 2: Gives him plenty of time to schedule off work the
Speaker 2: next day too.
Speaker 1: It's up like a big slap up. Meal doesn't sound
Speaker 1: like that. Stress. I don't think it's like you just
Speaker 1: whack people like the.
Speaker 2: Most certain places. I have a little bit of stress relief.
Speaker 2: That's what I tell my wife. Those marks are anyway
Speaker 2: back to the message stages. If at first you don't succeed,
Speaker 2: try skydiving.
Speaker 1: Classic. Would you like me to warm your side of
Speaker 1: the bed? Are they farting on it? I don't.
Speaker 2: Last one here seriously considering selling it. I don't want
Speaker 2: to until we move though. What a big conversations on
Speaker 2: these text messages. All right, thank you for sending us yours.
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