Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast is Mildurn's gold one
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Speaker 2: Three friends, it is Christian here. So the show you're
Speaker 2: about to hear marks my twenty years have done breakfast radio.
Speaker 2: And all I wanted to do is just a little
Speaker 2: short message systemply say thank you wherever you listen to
Speaker 2: the show, thanks to supporting what I do. I'm very
Speaker 2: lucky to have you in my life and do this.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. And the last six months,
Speaker 2: as you've probably heard, if you heard bits and bobs
Speaker 2: and dropped in and out of the show, it's been
Speaker 2: a the most violent roller coaster I've ever been on
Speaker 2: my life. But it's also been the most exciting thing
Speaker 2: I've ever done in my life. And having your support,
Speaker 2: your emails, knowing that you're still there England and America
Speaker 2: and India, Philippines, it's just unbelievable. I know some of
Speaker 2: you have been listening to me for a long time,
Speaker 2: like long suffering listeners, Thanks for that, and some of
Speaker 2: you a bit more recent thank you as well. But
Speaker 2: I just want to say thank you. I'm really really
Speaker 2: blessed to have this in my life, and I hope
Speaker 2: you still enjoyed the show. Here's today's podcast, But all
Speaker 2: I wanted to say was thank you. I love getting
Speaker 2: your emails as well. Christian at Gold one oh four
Speaker 2: three dot com dot AU, thank you and enjoy this show.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty good one actually.
Speaker 3: Live from level to twenty one to thirty one Wood
Speaker 3: Street writchmen, this is the Christian Oh, come All Breakfast
Speaker 3: show on Northern's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: I just get myself together after hearing that, I like it.
Speaker 2: Brat's lit. We could form a top ten words you
Speaker 2: never thought you'd hear on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Lit is number one.
Speaker 4: I guess seven year old help me with that last night.
Speaker 2: I still don't even know what is the right context
Speaker 2: to use that in. I tried to do, say, a
Speaker 2: couple of months ago to the kids, and they went,
Speaker 2: that's not even how you say it. You wouldn't use
Speaker 2: it in that We were we were out but pizza
Speaker 2: and I went, these are lit, and they went, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't say that about food. Dad fail? Yeah, Dad failed?
Speaker 2: All right? Then on this morning show, then we got
Speaker 2: drilling in the name I've comed up in half an
Speaker 2: hour's time, brand new song for you to try and
Speaker 2: work out on the drill. You can win a toddle
Speaker 2: of the range worth over seven hundred dollars to walk drill. Also,
Speaker 2: we got twelve days of Christmas twenty four hours on
Speaker 2: from me, you know, using half an out of the
Speaker 2: radio show to help out. Jack picked some presents from
Speaker 2: his dad. He's got about guess how many of the
Speaker 2: twelve books I suggested that you get this old man,
Speaker 2: he's actually bought in the last twenty four hours. Pats zero. No,
Speaker 2: it's actually bookstore.
Speaker 5: Come on, I went straight from the radio station in
Speaker 5: the bookstore.
Speaker 6: I got four. They only had four of the titles.
Speaker 2: Four. But you're in a bookshop. Just get a load more.
Speaker 6: How to know each other ones to get well?
Speaker 2: Ask the people in the bookshop. Do you go to
Speaker 2: that one down on South Street's a beautiful bookshop? That this?
Speaker 6: Yeah's nice?
Speaker 2: Isn't it really really nice bookshop? Why do you ask
Speaker 2: their recommendations? He the people who work in bookshops are
Speaker 2: desperate for you to go. Can you help me? Really?
Speaker 5: I already felt I was bugging him by going bringing
Speaker 5: out my laptop and going, I need twelve books.
Speaker 2: No, they're struggling now with people buying books online. Why
Speaker 2: would you bugging a guy who sells books asking can
Speaker 2: I buy a load of books?
Speaker 4: You're keeps you get out with.
Speaker 2: Your bloody book requests.
Speaker 6: I'm on the hand for the other eight today, but.
Speaker 2: You got twenty four hours. This is birthday tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's why I can't buy them online. Got to
Speaker 6: go on.
Speaker 2: Driving round bookshops. You're a bit late getting in this morning,
Speaker 2: and I was wondering where you were. Now I know
Speaker 2: you were driving around bookshops peering in through the window.
Speaker 2: Part See there's nothing coming through the book wise as
Speaker 2: there is a load of break ins and bookshops. No
Speaker 2: not Yeah, the chat you break in, but you'd leave
Speaker 2: money behind the counter, Thank you. I just needed to
Speaker 2: get It's birthday also on today's show. Then today is
Speaker 2: the anniversary. I've been in Breakfast Ready for twenty years.
Speaker 2: Today the twenty eighth of November. Back in. You know
Speaker 2: what it's like, guys, surviving in breakfast radio.
Speaker 7: It's like swimming with sharks and some monumental effort. It
Speaker 7: is well done, Christian, But.
Speaker 2: You've got more years on the board than me. You're
Speaker 2: a true survive in twenty years is a lightweight. I'm
Speaker 2: a white belt compared to your black belt doing it
Speaker 2: forty seven years? Is it?
Speaker 4: I feel like it is.
Speaker 2: She's a radio How many years have you been doing it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Nearly thirty?
Speaker 2: I think I tell my wife this year, say, because
Speaker 2: you're a young lady, what should you start at nine
Speaker 2: seventeen seventeen? What you were reading news at seventeen? Yes?
Speaker 6: And going to school?
Speaker 2: Yes? No, I think the studies took about now. Now
Speaker 2: I understand why sometimes she doesn't understand something. I didn't
Speaker 2: know what was the word yesterday, she didn't know it
Speaker 2: at fomo. I'd love this morning to find someone who's
Speaker 2: actually been working for the same company, doing the same
Speaker 2: job more than twenty years, and breakfast earlier. Obviously, you
Speaker 2: haven't worked for the same radio station for twenty years.
Speaker 2: That's just impossible. I'd love to find someone who has
Speaker 2: been doing the same longer than twenty years. Because our
Speaker 2: generation of our parents, they did that, didn't They They
Speaker 2: started a job and they did that job until they retired.
Speaker 2: That was it. They didn't really flick around like we
Speaker 2: do now. So if that's you, let me know this
Speaker 2: morning on nine one four three. Also, you have got
Speaker 2: me into trouble me. Yeah, you have got me into that.
Speaker 2: You have created a situation that has embarrassed me because
Speaker 2: there's something you said on the show yesterday. I've now
Speaker 2: got to un screw.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: So am I a mere lightweight today? I'm ok twenty
Speaker 2: years of doing this breakfast radio, but obviously not working
Speaker 2: continuously during that twenty years for the same radio station.
Speaker 2: You know, It's like people move around and if you're
Speaker 2: a radio DJ and stuff like that. And however, I'm
Speaker 2: sure there's people listening this morning already on the way
Speaker 2: to work, might be ready to work right now, who
Speaker 2: have been working longer than twenty years for the same company.
Speaker 2: Rob's on the line. I think that might be you.
Speaker 8: Coome morning Rob, Yes, good morning, Christian. How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm pretty good, Rob. So, who have you been
Speaker 2: working for?
Speaker 8: Well, I've worked for a lot of road contractors, but
Speaker 8: I worked for Estridge and minter And for twenty three years.
Speaker 2: Twenty three years. And do you get any kind of loyalty?
Speaker 2: I know some companies they do if you've been working
Speaker 2: for them for ten years, you get some kind of
Speaker 2: bonus and then twenty years.
Speaker 8: No, sorry, I didn't know, like they couldn't an the
Speaker 8: road after you. Yeah, they could have could have gave
Speaker 8: me a gold watch, but I've never got that either.
Speaker 2: Not all right? And where are you on your way
Speaker 2: to this morning? You're digging up some road or what
Speaker 2: are you up to?
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm actually back working with Age Contractors and I
Speaker 8: used to work with him, and I'm back with him.
Speaker 8: I was just only been back six months. I've been
Speaker 8: I used to work for them for five years. So yeah,
Speaker 8: I'm back there at money.
Speaker 2: It's UNI right, Okay, it feels like we've got radio
Speaker 2: LinkedIn right now. We're just updating everyone's cvs.
Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rob, thank you very much. She coll have a
Speaker 2: good day now, whereas they do in the Davo. A
Speaker 2: pretty good you on the road already, ah certainly? Yeah.
Speaker 2: What are you in right now? That emptying the bins?
Speaker 9: I mean, what is it?
Speaker 2: Why don't you know you just drive around just picking
Speaker 2: up bins five days a.
Speaker 5: Week, driving down the food with no bins and no
Speaker 5: one had rubbish this week?
Speaker 2: Now? Actually, this is this is very fortuitous to speak
Speaker 2: to you this morning. Yeah, they didn't take away. Well,
Speaker 2: they didn't empty out the black bins in my green
Speaker 2: bin yesterday. Why would they not do that?
Speaker 9: Maybe they had a driver off and they'll do it today,
Speaker 9: or they've.
Speaker 2: Done half the street and then they've left, like a
Speaker 2: couple of them. They didn't do mine, and it was
Speaker 2: near the curb. It wasn't overflowing.
Speaker 9: What's the may they were too heavy? You know, castled
Speaker 9: have scaled on their tracks and if they're over a
Speaker 9: certain weight they put them down again and leave them.
Speaker 2: Is that true? Oh?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Why is that?
Speaker 5: Some people don't put like a big concrete slab in
Speaker 5: there or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not buried one of the old workers on
Speaker 2: the reno of you.
Speaker 9: Congratulations only twenty years Christian.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. That's very kind. So how long
Speaker 2: you've been there? A god? But how long I've been
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 9: I've been doing it for thirty four years, but I've
Speaker 9: been with the same company for twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is incredible. Tell me this. Do you get
Speaker 2: Christmas tips?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 9: Not any more?
Speaker 10: Years?
Speaker 9: Two years again?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I once for a summer job, right, I did
Speaker 2: it for six weeks. I was a bin man and
Speaker 2: it was over Christmas. And this was back in the
Speaker 2: day when you used to earn you guys, because its
Speaker 2: hard work, right, doing what you do is backbreaking workers
Speaker 2: before they had those arms, your st to have to
Speaker 2: lug the stuff on the back yourself. I've never been
Speaker 2: as fit. I was so fit doing that, more than
Speaker 2: ever going to the gym. But I'm telling you now,
Speaker 2: they aren't a fortunate Christmas time.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well were two years ago. Come home with a
Speaker 9: trackload of beer every year at Christmas time. But these
Speaker 9: days you like you if you get one study.
Speaker 5: You know, I've been putting my tip in the garbage
Speaker 5: bin for you every year.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, come on, yeah, I've been looking for it,
Speaker 2: that old chestnut. Come on now, all right, and Danshy Kilm,
Speaker 2: I have a good day work where you are.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: All right, So we're trying to find out who has
Speaker 2: been in the same job for the longest amount of time.
Speaker 2: At the moment, we're up.
Speaker 6: To twenty eight years with Ian the garbo.
Speaker 2: All right. Then after all those years, didn't know where
Speaker 2: he was just driving around. Maybe he got five five
Speaker 2: years ago driving around like a mania empty road beIN.
Speaker 5: On his pushback with the basket in the bag, trying
Speaker 5: to take us, take people for rubbish.
Speaker 2: Mark, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 10: Question. How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good mate, welcome to the show. Are you well
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 10: Very well?
Speaker 6: Thank you excellent?
Speaker 2: And so long have you been doing your job?
Speaker 10: Thirty three years?
Speaker 2: Wow? Wait Jack, talk that one up. Thirty three years?
Speaker 2: And what have you been doing? Mark?
Speaker 10: I've been a show for the contry General Japan in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Get in impressive. So you are his personal driver? Cha?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 2: And so have You've got to go on those advanced
Speaker 2: driving courses where if anyone tries to get hold of
Speaker 2: him anything, you can get out of there and evade.
Speaker 10: Yes, done that, Yes, done that? Yes?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 10: Oh? I did the trying?
Speaker 2: Oh right, soone tried to grab and you were like
Speaker 2: not am I watch mate? Fifth game.
Speaker 6: Reversing through the streets of Melbourne, going.
Speaker 2: Up on two wheels.
Speaker 6: Years So you have done that and I'm not sure changed.
Speaker 10: I'm on a class track.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, gotcha? Okay? And jobrot that is it interesting?
Speaker 2: You've got any good stories?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Wow? What goes on in the car stays on in
Speaker 10: the car. But I've been to all the best places
Speaker 10: in Victoria and bring in the car park of them
Speaker 10: all they've actually going.
Speaker 2: But do you know what I next year, New Life going.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make sure the book is published all
Speaker 2: the best places of Victoria in the car. Mark, just
Speaker 2: give us a taste of what are like one or
Speaker 2: two of the best car parks you've.
Speaker 10: Been into in the Government House, some of the restaurants
Speaker 10: in Melbourne. Yeah, you know, all that sort of places.
Speaker 2: What do you think makes a great car park a.
Speaker 10: Public convenience?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Wide car parks.
Speaker 5: Would you say sometimes car packs are too thin and
Speaker 5: you have trouble getting into the space.
Speaker 10: Well not no, normally, normally, because of diplomatic privileges, we
Speaker 10: can just abit park in away.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, is there any way you can
Speaker 2: get me one of those passes you return for the
Speaker 2: Golden ticket. I can help you, you help me out.
Speaker 2: I love you can just dump that car anywhere.
Speaker 10: Basically, Yeah, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Mark, that's you cool. Look forward to that book coming out.
Speaker 10: Thank you by a right good man.
Speaker 2: I remember last year parking in a car park in
Speaker 2: a shopping center and there were signs up everywhere. Five
Speaker 2: years running we've won europe being car Park of a
Speaker 2: Year and I'm like, it's just a flipping car park.
Speaker 2: Why are you Europe's best car park?
Speaker 6: And who's holding the awards?
Speaker 2: How did they judge that? Carol's on the line. Good morning, Carol,
Speaker 2: Good morning the morning, Carol. So can you top thirty
Speaker 2: three years there for our chauffeur to the Japanese Consulate?
Speaker 11: No, I might be able to do that with forty seven.
Speaker 2: Get in my drop. Forty seven years, seven years? What
Speaker 2: are you in an INSPIRER bodyguard? You sound like?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 12: I work in the account's department of the straying wall testing.
Speaker 2: Have already right, okay, and you've been there forty seven years?
Speaker 10: Yeah, forty seven And so what did.
Speaker 2: You start doing?
Speaker 11: Just accounts?
Speaker 2: And you've stayed doing account Do you sometimes just stay
Speaker 2: on that Excel sheet? Just want to get that laptop
Speaker 2: and throw it through the window and go rogue?
Speaker 10: No, no, love it?
Speaker 2: Love it? Do you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 12: You quite enjoy it?
Speaker 10: You ring up people tell them to pay their debts.
Speaker 2: It's okay. So don't you find that jack jacket is
Speaker 2: the same with any any company. Even at radio station.
Speaker 2: People that run the account's department are gods, aren't they.
Speaker 2: They're just the kind of elite. They sometimes don't even
Speaker 2: sit on the same floor as the rest of the
Speaker 2: radio station. You're kind of like your own little island,
Speaker 2: aren't you, the account's department. Yeah, and you speak your
Speaker 2: own language. I read it. When someone says you've got
Speaker 2: a problem with your paycheck, they go, you're going to
Speaker 2: go and need to speak to accounts. Oh no, oh no,
Speaker 2: you know they control everything.
Speaker 5: You know, they don't have a bit of a reputation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I'm talking about Carol. All right, thanks
Speaker 2: you cool mate, Well.
Speaker 11: Done, Thank you.
Speaker 2: So we've got to beat.
Speaker 1: Forties years the Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 2: So that I was going someone doing this breakfast radio
Speaker 2: for twenty years, but loads of you been doing the
Speaker 2: same thing for the same company for way longer. We're
Speaker 2: up to forty seven years for our accountancy friend we
Speaker 2: speak to early for the wall testing company. Yep, I've
Speaker 2: got someone who can top that now. Heather, Good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning, how are you. I'm good, Heather. I hope
Speaker 2: you well. This morning.
Speaker 13: I'm very well, thank you excellent.
Speaker 2: So how many years you've eve been in your job?
Speaker 2: Can you beat forty seven?
Speaker 12: I'll have been here fifty years, just after Christmas.
Speaker 2: Half century. That is incredible. It's a lot better than
Speaker 2: your our cricket team can do at the moment. But
Speaker 2: oh yeah, thank you Heather.
Speaker 5: What do you do mate, Well, I started as a
Speaker 5: lab technician, but now I do all the company's internal
Speaker 5: audits and writing up reports for customers.
Speaker 2: And then so are you an accountancy as well?
Speaker 13: No, not accountancy, laboratory laboratory testing cables.
Speaker 2: How do you test a cable?
Speaker 1: Well, you put electricity through it.
Speaker 2: End of test.
Speaker 6: A switch.
Speaker 2: All right, Heather, have a good day testing cable.
Speaker 14: I will thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Is it me always that sound rude? But it isn't.
Speaker 2: But have a good day testing cable? Doesn't sound right.
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Speaker 2: This has been a hit this week. Then we're doing this.
Speaker 2: It's drilling in the name of drilling, in the name
Speaker 2: of all Right, here's that works. Then each morning you
Speaker 2: got to guess what the song is on the d
Speaker 2: walk drill This is a drill you can win. It's
Speaker 2: a two piece to Walt's Yellow and Black Friday Kit,
Speaker 2: valued at seven hundred and sixteen dollars. It's the ultimate drill.
Speaker 2: Before you had this drill, you'll be a different person.
Speaker 2: Win this to Walt, you'll be a brand new person. Brushless,
Speaker 2: you heard me, brushless? Two speed hammer, got the three
Speaker 2: speed impact driver, multi voltage charger and battery. What kind
Speaker 2: of drill you're using on that reno? If you had
Speaker 2: one of these, it had been done a year ago.
Speaker 6: How's gone?
Speaker 2: Nick? A drill? Of course they've stole a lot of stuff.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: Taking that one. We've been one that we've been drilling with.
Speaker 6: The sounds, and if that goes missing, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You've got it all right? So this was yesterday's song
Speaker 2: you were guessing? Recognize it's this. We could make a
Speaker 2: whole album of these songs. So great, Brandy one this morning?
Speaker 2: What song is this? What do you reckon? That is? Nine?
Speaker 2: Four one four, one oh four three one more time?
Speaker 2: All right, give us a cool we'll take your guesses.
Speaker 1: Next The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Killing in the name of this is ending Friday. I'm annoyed.
Speaker 2: I wanted to continue next week because I love doing these.
Speaker 2: So each morning I got to guess what the song
Speaker 2: is on the drill, So an email me yesterday works
Speaker 2: in radio in Australia. I want to know are we
Speaker 2: using sound effects or was it made using an actual drill?
Speaker 2: It wasn't made using an actual drill modeled by you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. I'm in there in the booth zi
Speaker 6: zi zim in a way.
Speaker 2: I think that's a technical tool. Don't think trades. I
Speaker 2: don't think go. It's gonna be the old zip zip zip.
Speaker 6: That screwing for me.
Speaker 2: I wonder that rhino is taking fifteen years? All right?
Speaker 2: What's this morning song? Yes, the old zip zip zim in.
Speaker 2: This is the song this morning. Dave's on the line,
Speaker 2: you reck. Can you got the right answer?
Speaker 7: Dave?
Speaker 2: What is it? Mate? Good morning?
Speaker 13: Good morning mate? Or I hope I have Is it
Speaker 13: another one bite to dust by Queen.
Speaker 2: Get in today? Well done? Awesome, you've won this. It's
Speaker 2: worth that was seven hundred dollars. It's an amazing Are
Speaker 2: you a trading Dave? What do you do?
Speaker 13: I'm not a trading mate, actually work out on Melbourne
Speaker 13: Jet Base with all the aircraft parts and stuff like that.
Speaker 13: But I do a lot of handyman stuff at home,
Speaker 13: so this would be perfect.
Speaker 6: There you go, mate, the dual can fix an airplane.
Speaker 6: Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2: Oh boeing seven balls seven those big birds up in
Speaker 2: the air with the old zip zip zibb in wins On.
Speaker 2: I understanding you have you broken your drill? I have.
Speaker 13: I was working on the four B the other night
Speaker 13: and I kicked it out of the back and it
Speaker 13: cracked and it is stuffed. So this has come at
Speaker 13: a perfect time.
Speaker 2: There you go, mate, You've scored a yellow and Bracker
Speaker 2: Friday to Waltz worth over seven hundred dollars. Well done,
Speaker 2: Dave Riper.
Speaker 13: Thank you very much, mate, appreciate it all right.
Speaker 2: We thank you. We had no wrong answers right. That
Speaker 2: has annoyed me. So there's one that we thought we
Speaker 2: weren't going to play this week because it's too hard.
Speaker 2: That's coming on tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four.
Speaker 2: Come on this out then, Facebook Marketplace. I'm telling you now,
Speaker 2: one of the greatest items ever to appear on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. It will put some shade on the own
Speaker 2: your own crematorium, don't we to go? Which people still
Speaker 2: say to me, how you made that right? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: this is an amazing thing. It will be my new
Speaker 2: cement mixer into When you hear about it, you go,
Speaker 2: we need to own that item. So that's all the
Speaker 2: way in about half an hour's time, after eight we
Speaker 2: mentioned we wanted to this yesterday after we just started
Speaker 2: talking about how as every year you get older and
Speaker 2: your mom and dad get older, their behavior gets crazier
Speaker 2: and crazier. So after it's got this morning, we're going
Speaker 2: to know a bit of phone lines here your story
Speaker 2: about how crazy your parents are. Even yesterday's catch up
Speaker 2: with my dad, he's very excited, just under six weeks
Speaker 2: until he makes his debut here in Australia, desperate to
Speaker 2: come on the show.
Speaker 6: And meet your all in like in as a guest.
Speaker 2: I know he won't be doing that after the show
Speaker 2: and it should be kept away from microphones. Damage you
Speaker 2: could do. Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6: No, no, come way to me.
Speaker 2: I can only show after the show. Eccentric, strange man.
Speaker 2: So anyway, crazy parents are coming up after eight o'clock.
Speaker 2: So Jack has been doing a thing which I dread
Speaker 2: doing right honestly, Pats, I think it's a lot easier
Speaker 2: for women to organize meeting up because you do this
Speaker 2: quite a lot. You meet up for coffees and stuff
Speaker 2: like that, whereas when men do this, it's a nightmare.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get a group of ten guys together
Speaker 5: that I went to high school with for our Christmas
Speaker 5: end of year catch up, and I'm group to.
Speaker 2: Bring them all in it.
Speaker 5: Is, and because none of them ever put their hand
Speaker 5: up to organize that, and I feel like I'm always
Speaker 5: left with like, all right, I have got some resemblance
Speaker 5: of being able to organize people will get us to get.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing it? You're doing it on
Speaker 2: Facebook or you're doing it via the dreaded group.
Speaker 5: Email starts on Facebook, which is you know, we've got
Speaker 5: a group of all the friends, and only half the
Speaker 5: people reply, and then some he says, I can't do
Speaker 5: this day, can't do this day.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's it. Where I just want to give up,
Speaker 2: and there was I can't do tuesdays. My wife's got
Speaker 2: zumba the townel night, and you're like, how did men
Speaker 2: ever organize anything? How do we even organize the d
Speaker 2: Day landings? You know you need a Churchill going. I can't.
Speaker 2: We can't do it on the Wednesday. I've got to pick
Speaker 2: the kids up. Susie's got zumba after nine, so we
Speaker 2: have to invade on the Thursday. Have they sought the
Speaker 2: last super out? That was a lot of guys. Saint
Speaker 2: Peter can't do Tuesdays, you know the girls.
Speaker 5: Honestly, one of the excuses that I'm battling at the moment.
Speaker 5: Everybody can do December eighteen except one guy. It's my
Speaker 5: night to pick up our twins.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's evolution. It's natural selection. Boss. He falls by
Speaker 2: the wayside. Yeah, that's it. See you, Bob.
Speaker 6: You so you reckon exclude people because only a small group.
Speaker 2: Themselves. You have to go for the greater good at
Speaker 2: the end.
Speaker 5: You've got to be ruthless, save the group because it's
Speaker 5: the ones who never organized anything, had a most vocal
Speaker 5: about what we're doing, and right.
Speaker 2: They're the whiners, and they're the ones you sort of
Speaker 2: all that. You get your asswers to the restaurant they
Speaker 2: didn't know how many man hours you wasted on this.
Speaker 2: Then they get there and look at the bill and
Speaker 2: go anyone else, see anythink the knights eat here? You
Speaker 2: for not just punching them? Honestly?
Speaker 10: Was?
Speaker 2: I think it's a lot easier with women until there's
Speaker 2: a key point to when you meet up with food
Speaker 2: with women? Until what part the bill? You ever seen
Speaker 2: women sorting out the bill? I didn't. I didn't. I
Speaker 2: didn't drink. I just had I just had water. Chater,
Speaker 2: I just had. I just had water. Just split it. No,
Speaker 2: they don't. I seen you.
Speaker 4: You my girlfriends do know.
Speaker 2: I just had to. I said it because you because
Speaker 2: you drink, did you have the start to start? So
Speaker 2: I'll just put a nine point eight of it in
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 6: I'll tell me to say that.
Speaker 5: That happens in guys groats as well, because in our
Speaker 5: growth there's always a missing like twenty three dollars, so
Speaker 5: all the money goes in.
Speaker 6: Understand then you have to get it out.
Speaker 2: And the worst a guy who won't chip in their work,
Speaker 2: that's the worst.
Speaker 1: Split The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: My wife has asked me to get something right. And
Speaker 2: it feels like one of those bits of technology. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even I wouldn't even call it technology that the
Speaker 2: world has moved on from a landline.
Speaker 6: Don't need it, you don't need it, don't do it.
Speaker 2: That's what I was saying yesterday. Right, we've got four
Speaker 2: iPhones in this house, state of the art, mega computers
Speaker 2: in our hands. Why do we need the clunky old
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go and buy the handset, that big old unit.
Speaker 2: It's the biggest thing in the house now, isn't.
Speaker 5: I'll give you a case study of the last two years,
Speaker 5: a case study.
Speaker 2: Right now. You've got some PowerPoint and some clip up
Speaker 2: for us. I think Will Anderson has gone, hey, I've
Speaker 2: got some funny stuff. There. Got a couple of case studies,
Speaker 2: Ed and dust.
Speaker 6: I've been back at home with love and dad for
Speaker 6: all those two years.
Speaker 2: So it is just a case study. The case I'm
Speaker 2: the case study. You are that. Yeah, they have not
Speaker 2: They never ring out.
Speaker 5: Nobody ever rings out from it. And the only people
Speaker 5: who ring in telemarketers or the phone company.
Speaker 2: I have the land line.
Speaker 4: We got rid of ours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and doesn't even sound like an old thing. As
Speaker 2: well a line that goes through the land. It's all
Speaker 2: about Wi Fi, isn't it? Four G No, I'd like
Speaker 2: to I need to speak to you through a line
Speaker 2: through land, under sea, through mountains only then. I don't
Speaker 2: even know why she thinks we need to learn on
Speaker 2: Who are we going to speak to? If I called
Speaker 2: you from my landline to your phone, you wouldn't get
Speaker 2: you wouldn't pick up because it mean I know number.
Speaker 2: Why do we need a land line?
Speaker 4: Is it is it cheaper to call back home?
Speaker 2: No, she says, we just need in case people can't
Speaker 2: get hold of us and one of our four mobiles.
Speaker 2: What is so desperate that people need to contact us
Speaker 2: one of four different numbers that we need a landline.
Speaker 5: I can't even imagine you going around and giving out
Speaker 5: your landline number piece of paper.
Speaker 2: I shot that text up on a WhatsApp group. None
Speaker 2: of you going, Oh, I better get his ancient landline.
Speaker 6: Just in case we can't get onto any of them.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to get his grid coordinates as well
Speaker 2: as long Tude and Latin latitudes. We can put them
Speaker 2: as well. However, are the people in this DN age
Speaker 2: listen to this right now? Who are looking at me
Speaker 2: and going, no, you're crazy. I use my landline a lot.
Speaker 2: They're probably people that don't have mobiles that prefer to
Speaker 2: use land lines. If that's you, please call us from
Speaker 2: your landline. Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So we're talking about landlines this morning. My wife has
Speaker 2: asked me this week to go and buy the handset,
Speaker 2: the old, big giant landline handset. Apparently, after six months
Speaker 2: living here in Melbourne, we urgently need a landline. I
Speaker 2: don't know who we're gonna chat to on you.
Speaker 5: You'll never call out from it, you'll never call, I'll
Speaker 5: never have trust me.
Speaker 2: If I've got this landline, I'm going to become a
Speaker 2: new wave. I'm going to start insisting on only conducting
Speaker 2: business on my landline.
Speaker 5: Are going because the reason I thought you were going
Speaker 5: to say, prank call sitting by the night stand.
Speaker 2: Hello, it's huge lass here calling mose Bar. Perhaps he
Speaker 2: loves some of those pranks so much her kind of radio.
Speaker 2: All right, so wan to know do you still have
Speaker 2: a landline? Enzo? Good morning?
Speaker 11: More than Christian, Hey buddy, do you.
Speaker 2: Know what this is? Crystal clear? So are you calling
Speaker 2: on your landline now?
Speaker 11: I am indeed?
Speaker 2: And where about you calling from? Nor LiLine Joan Gerelong?
Speaker 2: Now do you need the landline because otherwise you can't
Speaker 2: contact anyone my kids?
Speaker 11: Reckon, it's so funny. I'm so prehistoric with the landline.
Speaker 11: But the package I got years ago was landline, International calls,
Speaker 11: Internet and machine own account. So I've just kept it
Speaker 11: and left it alone.
Speaker 2: And do you only call people from your landline? You
Speaker 2: won't call from your mobile or anything? Mate?
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, I use a mobile twenty four to seven,
Speaker 11: just the landline. I get all the telemarketers and I
Speaker 11: call international because it's a lot cheaper to call overseas
Speaker 11: AH radio.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much, Enzo Nor.
Speaker 5: Thank you for see I'm telling you, it's just it's
Speaker 5: telemarketers who will enter your life.
Speaker 4: You'll be bomparted.
Speaker 2: I've just seen here, just looked at the phone system
Speaker 2: and the producers have handley labeled this up for me.
Speaker 2: We've got this one that it's like a really state
Speaker 2: of the art phone system like all radio shows, and
Speaker 2: they're just labeled here. This is great to know this
Speaker 2: information producers. Karen's calling from Australia. That's so helpful to
Speaker 2: narrow it down like that. You couldn't ask where, so
Speaker 2: I guess it's a village. Also, it's not a surprise anyone. Well, guys,
Speaker 2: get excited. Karen's on the line from guess where Australia?
Speaker 2: Well down producers, a dream team, and there they are
Speaker 2: hard at work. Another one calling from Australia. He's putting
Speaker 2: on all these Australian listeners. Go figure. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to lines now, all right, Karen, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 15: How are you currently?
Speaker 2: Are you calling from Australia? I'd line?
Speaker 12: I'm not actually on my land line, all.
Speaker 2: Right, but you use it quite a lot.
Speaker 16: We use it.
Speaker 12: It's only for the alarm system. So someone breaks into
Speaker 12: the house, the landline calls our mobile.
Speaker 2: Does it?
Speaker 14: Then?
Speaker 2: What you're gonna do it? Going? Hey, listen as someone
Speaker 2: downstairs kicking in your windows. Oh god, I want the
Speaker 2: landline to call the police.
Speaker 6: Can you stop them? I can't do anything on the phone.
Speaker 2: I'm just a landline. I mentioned technology. People don't even
Speaker 2: like me anymore. You chill me, you do what you hear?
Speaker 2: Something to night did you hear that? Don Hell, I
Speaker 2: was going to show watch out. We've got landline. I
Speaker 2: can get out. Landline picks up on. This is going
Speaker 2: to call my mobile, So hey mobile, can you help downstairs?
Speaker 6: The only way when help is to bludgeon and intruder.
Speaker 2: Karen. Thanks, you have a good day.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Time for this week's Facebook Marketplace. The prices right, it's.
Speaker 17: The Facebook Marketplace. Price is right, Patrina Jones, come on post,
Speaker 17: come on Don.
Speaker 2: And here's your host, Christian Oh, come on all right?
Speaker 2: This out works then each week and many of you
Speaker 2: contribute to this feature as well, so thank you very
Speaker 2: much for that. You can play along easily. Go on
Speaker 2: Facebook Marketplace. If you see any tat that people are
Speaker 2: selling on there, do you think might be funny, send
Speaker 2: it over to me Christian at God one four to
Speaker 2: three dot com dot au. So basically I read out
Speaker 2: some of the tat that people are selling in Australia
Speaker 2: and Jack and Pats take each other on trying to
Speaker 2: guess how much it's going for today we go straight
Speaker 2: into on the one of the favorites on this one
Speaker 2: of the Storarts a one carrot princess cut diamond ring
Speaker 2: for sale here in Melbourne. This is their wording. Please
Speaker 2: refrain from ludicrous offers and is this available mess If
Speaker 2: it's listed, it is? What's up with people? So it's
Speaker 2: a one carrot princess cut diamond ring going going, Please
Speaker 2: refrain from ludicrous offers and is this available messages? If
Speaker 2: it's listed, it is. What do you reckon?
Speaker 10: Then?
Speaker 2: What's that going for? Patsy? You're the king of the rings?
Speaker 4: I need again, I need to know color clarity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here's what you know what it's listed as. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's a princess cut diamond ring, one carrot cut.
Speaker 6: To the chase, one carrot.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's a that's a decent size. I will say,
Speaker 4: did you.
Speaker 2: Buy that's a good rock?
Speaker 6: Two eight hundred, one thousand please.
Speaker 2: Three thousand, two hundred and fifty, Patsy, you weren't far off,
Speaker 2: only five hundred bucks out, well done. She knows that
Speaker 2: stuff with joints. Were you a jeweler in a previous
Speaker 2: life or something? Because she always we'll sell for three
Speaker 2: thousand dollars if collected. Monday already refused to two thy
Speaker 2: seven hundred dollars of U. Just to be clear, I'm
Speaker 2: almost at twenty nine hundred, So take that, okay.
Speaker 5: As they kind of baggage you want to carry into
Speaker 5: your wedding day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's going to read this straight out. Okay, this
Speaker 2: is the item. Very large outdoor dinosaur. What very large
Speaker 2: outdoor dinosaur. Here's your chance to own something very unique.
Speaker 2: Attend me to hide dinosaur ten meter has many moving parts, eyes, mouth, next, stomach,
Speaker 2: and tael also has a sound box. Buy it to
Speaker 2: remove at their cost. I love this, and do you
Speaker 2: know what I want to own it? Think about the
Speaker 2: intimidation we could do going over to Triple M Suddenly
Speaker 2: Edie's trying to do a show and we've got our
Speaker 2: own gold one four point three dinosaur that goes up
Speaker 2: to the window.
Speaker 6: Ten meter is a tall in a building.
Speaker 4: You could be like Fred Flinstone and slide down.
Speaker 2: It's all right, kind of a theme park of something. Yes,
Speaker 2: it has the Bedrock Family restaurant.
Speaker 6: I really wanted to get it.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 6: Three thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Pat, I'm going to say fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2: Nine thousand dollars. It's amazing. Nine thousand dollars. Look at
Speaker 2: that chat, Look at that beauty.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's like a brontosaurus. Would you say.
Speaker 2: There's a stick a sauce a brontosaurus brontosaurus?
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, what the heck would we do with this?
Speaker 4: We will have a use for a dinosaur otherwise known
Speaker 4: as magoo.
Speaker 2: One another one here then, before we took a break.
Speaker 2: Massage chair in Melton, great working condition apart from there's
Speaker 2: lots of peeling. Good quality chair, but I'm disappointing the
Speaker 2: quality of coating their description. They're selling this tat to us.
Speaker 2: Great working condition, however there's lots of peeling. Oh I'd
Speaker 2: love to hand over my hird owned money from Peely
Speaker 2: second and massholes chair. Good quality chair, but I'm disappointing
Speaker 2: the quality of the coaching.
Speaker 6: It's not good enough for me, but it might be
Speaker 6: good enough for you.
Speaker 2: You have it and give me money for it. What
Speaker 2: do you reckon it's going for?
Speaker 4: I reckon two hundred and fifty five sixty.
Speaker 2: I see two hundred dollars. Patsy Winds, Where take a break.
Speaker 1: We've got a couple more The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold One oh, four point three.
Speaker 17: It's the Facebook marketplace. Price is right, Petrina Jones, Come
Speaker 17: on to winning post, Come on to here's your host,
Speaker 17: Christian O Connor.
Speaker 2: Reading all right, So I read out to the various
Speaker 2: items of tats that are being sold on Facebook marketplace.
Speaker 2: Jack and Bat's going to try and guess how much
Speaker 2: is going for so far at the moment, then leading
Speaker 2: is two to one. Everything to play for YEP, Final rounds.
Speaker 2: Lifelike monkey ape. Lifelike monkey ape. However they say lifelike.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at a photo of this monkey ape. He's
Speaker 2: got a top hat and a dicky bow tie. I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe maybe they do like to know where
Speaker 2: that look so like a statue?
Speaker 4: No, it's a stuffed thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Is it like taxidermy stuffed or a toy toy?
Speaker 2: It's not a taxider If you can't take a dead
Speaker 2: monkey ape, there was not fine into a taxi, doming
Speaker 2: go and listen. Don't say I think much stuff. Listen,
Speaker 2: put a little dicky bow on the fellow. Will you
Speaker 2: a little top hat?
Speaker 7: I wanted to get out. I love to dance you, sorry,
Speaker 7: I wanted to get out. Dog stuffed when it died
Speaker 7: prop him up on the couch. Chris wasn't a fan,
Speaker 7: funnily enough, that would be so sad.
Speaker 2: I mean I lost our dog that went for years.
Speaker 2: We had them for twelve years. Digby died two years ago,
Speaker 2: but I miss him. I sort of getting him stuffed
Speaker 2: is so depressed him. Suddenly you go in the house,
Speaker 2: Oh there is eyes dead, sing boy? Would you do
Speaker 2: that to your mum or dad? When they get daddy,
Speaker 2: you're going to have you stuffed?
Speaker 6: What about just the neck up like a stag on
Speaker 6: the wall.
Speaker 2: No, doghead? Yeah, no, I don't like that. No, to't
Speaker 2: know what we've got ours turned into some little pendant.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a great idea of seeing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's nice, all right?
Speaker 2: Life like monkey ape?
Speaker 5: Yes, sorry, I forgot Yeah, me took Sorry are.
Speaker 2: We actually on the radio?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 2: How big? I don't know. Let's just say four foot
Speaker 2: for the sake of this. Is that not life like
Speaker 2: enough for you? Yeah? But don't forget their words monkey ape.
Speaker 2: He's a high bred in a monkey and they got
Speaker 2: it uncreated and popped out the monkey ape.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say two hundred dollars, I'll say one.
Speaker 2: Hundred twenty bucks. Not life like really is it twenty
Speaker 2: bucks gets your life like monkey ape? What about this
Speaker 2: horse massager? A horse massager selling due to not having
Speaker 2: horses every day? It was just on selling bunnings. We
Speaker 2: already need to going into one day that we're coming
Speaker 2: out for. I haven't got horses. Actually need to get
Speaker 2: rid of it. Or also, who is a masseuse to horses?
Speaker 2: Who's going along creeping up a horsekin? What does it
Speaker 2: look like a horse? It looks like I got hones.
Speaker 2: It looks like an industrial sander, and maybe that's maybe
Speaker 2: that's what Winks needs before a big race. I don't know.
Speaker 7: So it's an electric thing you plug in. It is
Speaker 7: an electric thing you plug in different speeds and stuff. Well,
Speaker 7: I guess so, yeah, you could use it on the
Speaker 7: taxidermy Doug maybe or Chris in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I don't need to beautiful fet locks.
Speaker 4: That's a hard one, that one. I might say three hundred.
Speaker 5: Everything to do with horses is usually expensive, but I
Speaker 5: go that high two.
Speaker 2: Hundred thirty two bucks. Hello to summary bargain. By the way,
Speaker 2: not for discussion now, but there's an item just listen
Speaker 2: above that which is it says hot muck, let's move
Speaker 2: on last after this morning high chair burned orange adjustable height,
Speaker 2: Charles hide chair here in Melbourne. Sweet It begins here
Speaker 2: the description sweet as burnt orange high chair in very
Speaker 2: good condes. Dad, Obviously, I think some turps might get
Speaker 2: the stains out. He's putting turps on a high chair.
Speaker 2: I don't get this. They say this, but don't quote
Speaker 2: me on that. Lol? Lol? How much do you reckon this?
Speaker 2: Sweet air? Sweet ass high chair burned orange adjustable height.
Speaker 4: It's not a sorry chick.
Speaker 5: I'm saying it's not even worth it to meet the
Speaker 5: guy when you go pick it up. He sounds like
Speaker 5: a real laugh.
Speaker 2: Whose do not quote me on that? Loll raphile Dodo
Speaker 2: is that one you're reading it earlier? Litz?
Speaker 4: Is there a brand?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a Messina DLX.
Speaker 4: So it's fairly mainstream, all right? Oh do you when
Speaker 4: you're a parent, you.
Speaker 2: Know it's mainstream. I know, Carrie bit Moore, I was
Speaker 2: at the baby show.
Speaker 4: Well she us Audrey's godmother. Thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh pick up that giant name drop there?
Speaker 7: Bats Wow are you Chris a Darby Day talking about
Speaker 7: being on the jet with who was it?
Speaker 4: Cold play? Fifty bucks?
Speaker 6: I don't think Carrie big Moore's god daughter would.
Speaker 2: Sit in a mainstream mainstream I won't but a little
Speaker 2: order in anything mainstream seconds won't have it in the house.
Speaker 6: Fifty dollars for me.
Speaker 2: What mainstream got us all seventy dollars this week? Well
Speaker 2: done players, Well done Mainstream.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point
Speaker 1: three yesterday.
Speaker 2: Some are just drifted onto to my parents and how
Speaker 2: as they get older, they get crazier and they get
Speaker 2: more sensitive and you've got to handle with care bubble
Speaker 2: wrap any slight changes in plans. There's like the thermostat
Speaker 2: going up half a degree. They're like, whoa, you know,
Speaker 2: my dad E would come around and we got I'm
Speaker 2: not going to go there for lunch anymore. It's a
Speaker 2: big drama. You take them out somewhere to treat them
Speaker 2: for eat, it won't go smooth. It just won't. There
Speaker 2: be something which will irritate them. It's a draft too.
Speaker 2: Can someone got a window open?
Speaker 10: You know?
Speaker 2: So we're looking for stories this morning about just that
Speaker 2: one story you've got about how crazy your parents are.
Speaker 2: We're going to do this crazy paka. It's time to
Speaker 2: go all in crazy bearing Boker. What story have you
Speaker 2: got for us? Okay, I've got one about my mom,
Speaker 2: one about my dad. Mom. First of all, what about
Speaker 2: the time she caught up our local zoo told them
Speaker 2: that she's seen escaped wallaby. That's fine in Australia, maybe
Speaker 2: you get them, of course, just going around you don't
Speaker 2: in England. There are no natural indigenous wallabies. She rang
Speaker 2: the police. Do you know what the police said? There
Speaker 2: was sniggering. She said, there were sniggering, son, And the
Speaker 2: one that was said, you calling from the pub. No,
Speaker 2: I've just seen an escape wallaby bounce past the hedge
Speaker 2: at the bottom of the garden of my house. Anyway,
Speaker 2: to be fair, they called about half an hour later.
Speaker 2: They'd been a big pile up on the motorway and
Speaker 2: a transporter transporting some animals had crashed and a couple
Speaker 2: of wallabies had actually got She did see a wall
Speaker 2: of it at the end of the garden.
Speaker 6: Surely she gets a pass for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad. However, my dad right, he has retired.
Speaker 2: He keeps having a series of part time jobs that
Speaker 2: he quits. His most recent one, during the summer back
Speaker 2: in England, was he went to work for a kid's
Speaker 2: theme park called Porlton's Park. It's a hoot a Porlton's Park.
Speaker 2: Fine for the family. My dad worst man to have
Speaker 2: working around kids. He just just blows the gasket too quickly.
Speaker 2: Quit within a week because to quote him, it's too noisy.
Speaker 2: Team Mark quit within a week. What was his job there?
Speaker 2: He was He was supposed to be going up and
Speaker 2: down on the queue, going hey listen, pretty soon you'll
Speaker 2: be important's part. And the kids are all bit like
Speaker 2: bouncing off the walls. He was just like, sod this,
Speaker 2: getting out of it. Keep the cap as well, and
Speaker 2: he had to wear a cap that he hated too.
Speaker 2: And then because he's because his part has only got
Speaker 2: too much timers hands, he's become obsessed with making spreadsheets,
Speaker 2: but he's got no business to put in there. So
Speaker 2: he has one four how many logs he gets through
Speaker 2: over a year, and he's got those going about the
Speaker 2: last five years for his log fire that he's got home.
Speaker 2: Another spreadsheet ex sales spreadsheet about the grass cuttings that
Speaker 2: he does, just keeping an idea of is the grass
Speaker 2: getting shorter longer?
Speaker 4: What does he measure it?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, he will, we'll probably going to do that.
Speaker 2: He's very proud of his guard. He's got too much
Speaker 2: timers hands. I imagine there'd be lots of people users
Speaker 2: about sales spreadsheets with different things like their fantasy teams.
Speaker 2: But anyway, will look come with stories about crazy parents
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 6: You must be looking forward to him coming out for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Then it won't goes smoothly, mate. Do you know I'm
Speaker 2: most nervous about when he's under my supervision. That's that's
Speaker 2: one thing. They're going to be issues, all right. When
Speaker 2: he goes to Sydney by himself for three days, there's
Speaker 2: going to be an incident. I just know there's going
Speaker 2: to be an incident.
Speaker 6: That won't Sydney can get noisy flagging that now.
Speaker 2: He'd be walking on walking on Sydney Harbor Bridge with
Speaker 2: his fingers and it is rocking too much noise? All right, Jack,
Speaker 2: have you got any crazy parents stories?
Speaker 5: My mom and dad have their cutlery drawers the third
Speaker 5: draw down and not in the top drawers. In the
Speaker 5: top draw they keep their glad wrap and baking papers.
Speaker 2: Always shad the way around. You always have the glad
Speaker 2: right at the bottom because you don't use as much
Speaker 2: as your cutlery.
Speaker 6: No, it makes so much sense.
Speaker 4: And they're really tall that you know, cut down in
Speaker 4: bending so.
Speaker 6: Annoying to always bend down to get a spoon off?
Speaker 2: Why is it not a question about that?
Speaker 6: I say, are we ever changing this? They say, yeah,
Speaker 6: we're meaning to change.
Speaker 2: It's been too busy now that you've moved back in
Speaker 2: with your wife. Oh right, give uschool So one, I'm
Speaker 2: looking for your crazy parents stories nine four one, one
Speaker 2: oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Goal one four point three.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we've opened up the lines. We just want
Speaker 2: to hear stories. But your mum or dad that one
Speaker 2: story about how crazy they are. Just ow an email
Speaker 2: from someone who said, I'm only going to give you
Speaker 2: half a story. I need to check my wife. That's
Speaker 2: a good early to call and tell you about this.
Speaker 2: But why my dad got arrested last year at sixty seven?
Speaker 2: That's all I know. So looking for crazy parent stories,
Speaker 2: crazy parent poker. It's time to go call it all right,
Speaker 2: we're playing crazy parent Poker. Hopefully each call the story
Speaker 2: is getting more Outland is starting with you.
Speaker 9: Laura.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Laura, Good morning Laura. Okay, are we talking
Speaker 2: mom or dad? My dad? All right, what's the story.
Speaker 14: We were living with them last year when we built
Speaker 14: our house and I bought some shopping, you know, just
Speaker 14: to help out take my way, and the toilet rolls
Speaker 14: I bought weren't the exact what they've been buying all
Speaker 14: the time. So they were a little bit bigger because
Speaker 14: there's more shapes on the role, more value. Is that
Speaker 14: the same brand? But he literally lost his ship literally
Speaker 14: literally literally hadn't changed from my year old and they
Speaker 14: didn't quite fit the role.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is amazing. This is on tool any slight
Speaker 2: change in routine. Oh ye, just some kind of strange meltdown.
Speaker 2: You're like what it was?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 14: It was quite funny.
Speaker 2: This is amazing. And about lou roll you just wipe
Speaker 2: your backside with it. You don't need to have an
Speaker 2: opinion on it.
Speaker 14: It was the same brand, just a bigger, packed bitter value,
Speaker 14: and he just could handlered because it didn't fit the role.
Speaker 14: Hold of properly.
Speaker 2: Amazing stuff, Laurie, you got us off to a great start.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 14: I can absolutely r.
Speaker 18: My mum.
Speaker 15: She cut a hole in a picture.
Speaker 14: On the wall to go around the same steps.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, I came, Mom, what don't you done to the picture?
Speaker 15: She said, Oh, I really like it in that spot,
Speaker 15: so I had to cut a hole in it so
Speaker 15: we could still get the thermostep there.
Speaker 2: And what was the picture that in the middle of
Speaker 2: it or part of it was your heating thermostat.
Speaker 15: It was just some French princh of something. But my
Speaker 15: mom does a lot of things like that. For my birthday,
Speaker 15: she gave me a wig and it's exactly the same
Speaker 15: as my natural hair.
Speaker 2: What I mean, these people walk amongst us. The more
Speaker 2: you think about, the more funny. I've got you a
Speaker 2: wig of your hair that you already have that backup
Speaker 2: hair I have.
Speaker 15: Brown you and she gave me a wig and it's
Speaker 15: the same brown colored hair wig.
Speaker 2: Exactly. There's going to be no rhym or reason to
Speaker 2: these crazy parent stories. Hey, that's a great one, Jojo,
Speaker 2: thanks so much for calling him. Judy, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 16: I have a fullhand question.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, you go mate.
Speaker 16: My dad was Maltese, and the Maltese are quite pidantic
Speaker 16: about most things, and every Monday he would proudly wash
Speaker 16: his bond's wife fronts and white singlets and hang them
Speaker 16: on the line. And he started noticing that there was
Speaker 16: bird poops on his whitewashing, and so he sat in
Speaker 16: his garage with a swing shot and shot the pigeons
Speaker 16: that were swooping on his washing.
Speaker 12: He then plucked it.
Speaker 16: And made a Maltese pigeon stew out of it.
Speaker 2: Wow. Revenge, Yeah, that's revenge story. That's that Liam Neeson
Speaker 2: level taken the pigeon. Should we laid in weight like
Speaker 2: a sniper with a slingshot trying to catch his pigeons
Speaker 2: pooping in his cats?
Speaker 16: He did, indeed, he did.
Speaker 9: Indeed.
Speaker 2: Oh that's brilliant, Judy, Thank you very much. A cool
Speaker 2: all right? Have you got any more for crazy baron poker?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three? For looking
Speaker 2: for those stories about crazy parents?
Speaker 1: Aren't the Christian oho'connell breakfast show Melbourn's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three?
Speaker 2: We'll look at for your stories about your crazy parents.
Speaker 2: It's been some amazing ones, Evett. Yes, yes, go, I'm good.
Speaker 2: What's your story about crazy mum? Or dad?
Speaker 12: My dad? My dad had a fine call that his
Speaker 12: friend Rob had died and he was got to go
Speaker 12: to Rob's funeral. Gotta go to Rob's funeral. Rob came around.
Speaker 12: Dad went and Rob turned up.
Speaker 2: So Dad had the wrong Rob, and.
Speaker 3: Tell me about it.
Speaker 12: He left me your voicemail and he said, I went
Speaker 12: to Rob's funeral today and you'll never guess who turned up,
Speaker 12: bloody Rob.
Speaker 2: So what was it? Another friend? He just had the
Speaker 2: wrong guy called roberd passed away.
Speaker 19: Yes, just had the wrong Rob.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, Tomorrow morning we should talk about
Speaker 2: going to the wrong wedding or the wrong funeral, because
Speaker 2: I know a friend that two separate friends have done
Speaker 2: both gone to the wrong church and sat at the
Speaker 2: back going actually this isn't the right place, and other
Speaker 2: people have gone to the wrong funeral sometimes. That's incredible.
Speaker 2: Got a bit of a start when he saw the
Speaker 2: guy thought was in the coffin just sidle up next
Speaker 2: to him. Yeah, he Regin.
Speaker 14: He's never had such a big.
Speaker 16: And the thing was it was like he was a friend,
Speaker 16: but it wasn't like.
Speaker 2: His close friend.
Speaker 12: And so the other people were like, oh you that well.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much. You caill have a
Speaker 2: good day. Thank you, Pamela.
Speaker 15: Hi chush, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Pamela? Thanks for calling the show. Is this a mum
Speaker 2: or dad story?
Speaker 16: This is a dad.
Speaker 12: God rest his soul. So I used to live on
Speaker 12: a busy road in mold Grave and Dad used to
Speaker 12: get quite annoyed with all the cars going quite fast
Speaker 12: passed so it was a sixty k zone and they
Speaker 12: generally to travel around about eighty or something. So he
Speaker 12: used to say, come on, let's go out and catch
Speaker 12: these you know people I like use the word that
Speaker 12: he used. But we'd sit in his HQ. Holden loved it,
Speaker 12: and he'd have a camera just sitting on the dash,
Speaker 12: but you know, just a normal camera that we used
Speaker 12: to use back in the day, and if someone went
Speaker 12: past too fast, you just click it and it's flash
Speaker 12: and go. See, Pamela sat, look they're all flowing down
Speaker 12: and you go, that's the way you get.
Speaker 10: Them to flow down.
Speaker 2: So he was running his kind of off the books.
Speaker 2: Watch it's using the basic camera, just a normal.
Speaker 12: Camera back in the day where you just click it
Speaker 12: and go flash, but a real flash.
Speaker 2: I have to take that to the developers and I'll
Speaker 2: find out who that was next week.
Speaker 6: How many hours did you guysually reckon Pamela doing this more?
Speaker 12: Thursday Friday Saturday.
Speaker 2: What oh blessing. I was like, I think, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what a great father daughter thing to do?
Speaker 11: Do you?
Speaker 2: But it's a vigilante on speeding motions for the sort
Speaker 2: of a busy freeway. That's great, all right, Pamela, thank
Speaker 2: you very much and cool bye.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: We're giving away over twelve thousand dollars worth of gifts
Speaker 2: over twelve days this Christmas thanks to Chapel Street. It's
Speaker 2: staying number five and today it's a thousand dollar gift
Speaker 2: card to go and spend at Chapel Off Chapel. It's
Speaker 2: one of the oldest churches in Victoria. Chapel Off Chapel
Speaker 2: gives you live performances in theater all you're around. This
Speaker 2: something you can get out in enjoy their Chapel summer sessions.
Speaker 2: So all over the last couple of days, all these
Speaker 2: amazing prices. Yesterday it was the pizza for a year
Speaker 2: every single week thanks to Ladro tap was the one
Speaker 2: thousand dollar gift card spend at Palace Cinemas. The burghers
Speaker 2: as to give away all these prizes masking Jack to
Speaker 2: sing it back to us. It's Christen o'condalls. Twel days
Speaker 2: of Christmas.
Speaker 5: Day of Christmas, Christian gave to you a trip to
Speaker 5: the theater yesterday Alana so pizza.
Speaker 6: Hold yell from Brighton going to the movies. And then
Speaker 6: he one, no, no, no, no, we're in another past.
Speaker 2: Were in another pass at this you did you nailed
Speaker 2: it in rehearsals. He did so well, we were he
Speaker 2: practiced it. Bless him. Keep it up again. Yeah all right,
Speaker 2: okay I did tomorrow. No, that's so you want to
Speaker 2: do it tomorrow? Right, Okay, this one you're gonna now
Speaker 2: it's christ Thank you, huggy. All days of Christmas.
Speaker 5: On the fifth day of Christmas, Christian gave to you
Speaker 5: a trip to the theater yesterday Alana Scot ourselves and
Speaker 5: Peter Penney from Corfield one specialty case, Danny L from
Speaker 5: Brighton is going to the movies, and Andy from Benda
Speaker 5: one free burgers for a whole year.
Speaker 2: Now there, now there, well done. That is going to
Speaker 2: get tougher. Well know we've got we've got two more
Speaker 2: days this week and all of next week is going
Speaker 2: to break you. You'll be ready for the Christmas break
Speaker 2: my friend. All right then, so today you're guessing the
Speaker 2: present that the nine year old Katrina Jones is about
Speaker 2: to open. So were sending ourselves back in a time
Speaker 2: machine and you've got to listen to the clues. What's
Speaker 2: the Christmas present? It's now Patsy, who's been sent back
Speaker 2: through time to a Christmas day. It's my ninth Christmas.
Speaker 19: I'm up at five am. I'm so excited to see
Speaker 19: what Santa's left for me. Gee, this getting up early
Speaker 19: thing would really suck if it wasn't for presents. When
Speaker 19: I grow up, There's no way I'm getting up.
Speaker 2: Before the sun.
Speaker 4: I've been so good this year.
Speaker 19: I hope Santa's listen to what I really want because
Speaker 19: that doll last year.
Speaker 2: Was a bit needy, little bratt, won't you batteries?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's fantendic. It's just what I wanted. I had
Speaker 2: one of those, Patsy. I absolutely loved it, got it
Speaker 2: for Christmas as well. Once loved it. All right, then,
Speaker 2: what do you think it was? Nine one o four three?
Speaker 2: If he guesses nine four one four one four three
Speaker 2: Cocktails and Christmas shopping only on Chapel Street South the
Speaker 2: Hora at Windsor and Brand.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Are you ready to sing again?
Speaker 5: I'm not. I'll tell you why, only because I've I
Speaker 5: didn't know I was going to need to sing again.
Speaker 5: I've already edited for the next day, so now I'm
Speaker 5: already up to the sixth day of Christmas.
Speaker 2: Day kristin O'Connell's Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 5: On the fifth day of Christmas, Christian gave to you
Speaker 5: a trip to the theater. Alana from Limbrook scored herself
Speaker 5: some pizza, Penny from Corfield one Specialty Cakes, Danny al
Speaker 5: from Brighton is going to the movies, and Andy from
Speaker 5: Murder One free Burgus for a whole year.
Speaker 2: Wow, none Bundy, Wow, and good work. Okay these every
Speaker 2: day twelve Days Christmas, great prizes, tomorrow year's supply, gorgeous
Speaker 2: ice cream. We got the one thousand dollar bar tab
Speaker 2: on Friday, thousand dollars worth of old school vinyl story
Speaker 2: to come, one thousand dollars of dumpling, some of your
Speaker 2: favorite mister Miaggie. All these big prices still to come.
Speaker 2: All right, let's find out who's winning it this morning?
Speaker 2: Today we sent back in time to Christmas Day. Pa
Speaker 2: Trina Jones or Patsy got to guess what the toy
Speaker 2: was she was opening back in the day. It's my
Speaker 2: ninth Christmas.
Speaker 19: I'm up at five am. I'm so excited to see
Speaker 19: what Santa's left for me. Gee, this getting up early
Speaker 19: thing would really suck if it wasn't for prisons when
Speaker 19: I grow up. There's no way I'm getting up before
Speaker 19: the sun. I've been so good this year. I hope
Speaker 19: Santa's listened to what I really want, because that doll
Speaker 19: last year was a bit lame and he'd better have
Speaker 19: remembered the batteries.
Speaker 2: What a great toy that was. Ah, Yes, it's fantastic.
Speaker 2: It's just what I wanted. Ahi, So love my one.
Speaker 2: All right, let's find out what you think it is. Janet,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Janet. What do you think the
Speaker 2: toy was?
Speaker 10: Thanks?
Speaker 6: Sure much?
Speaker 4: Think my mind?
Speaker 10: And was it? No?
Speaker 2: Not tough luck? Janet? And Ange, what do you think
Speaker 2: it was?
Speaker 12: I had one in the sound of the same, a
Speaker 12: mini organ sympathizer.
Speaker 2: I know it was an organ. Tough luck? Did she do?
Speaker 2: Actually fat? The end it's the thought of you on
Speaker 2: wrapping some sort of giant church organism. Rachel, good morning, Rachel,
Speaker 2: good one, Welcome to the show. What do you think
Speaker 2: the toy was that Patsy was just opening there?
Speaker 12: It sounds to me like it's Simon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow done. Yeah did you remember those? Rachel? Did
Speaker 2: you have one? I used to have one.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I love it was great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was an amazing prize. Well down, then you've
Speaker 2: got the one thousand dollar gift card. Chapel off chapel. Okay,
Speaker 2: well done. Enjoy all the shows you can go and
Speaker 2: see there at the theater.
Speaker 12: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: That's right. Oh great, well I'm Rachel. How you enjoy?
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Patsy. I suspend for hours and
Speaker 2: hours on that Simon thing. I was trying to describe
Speaker 2: it to Jack. It was like four quadrants that were
Speaker 2: colored and litter and you had to follow the sequence.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know you can still get them?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, right, I'm thinking of Bopper. Do you know
Speaker 6: the game Bopper hater?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to see me have a melt stand
Speaker 2: it beats me out. No, I can't stand trom Mar
Speaker 2: and you got to do the shape and asking me
Speaker 2: to do stuff. No, all right, another big chance to
Speaker 2: win to big prizes tomorrow, All thanks to Chapel Street
Speaker 2: Cocktails and Christmas Shopping only on Chapel Street, South Arra,
Speaker 2: up Windsor and Pram.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Welcome to today's that work time waster. Hey yeah, visionary
Speaker 2: cartoonists and illustrators. Stephen Hillenburg has passed away some of
Speaker 2: you with kids who might not even be with kids
Speaker 2: what might have known as work with the creator of
Speaker 2: SpongeBob SquarePants. I used to love watching this for my kids.
Speaker 2: Really really smart, funny show, really well written. There was
Speaker 2: one episode which was all about being a band geek,
Speaker 2: a fan of a band. It's one of the funniest
Speaker 2: eleven minutes of comedy I've seen for years. Used to
Speaker 2: be a really brilliant show. So today, in honor of
Speaker 2: the eight great Stephen Hillenburg creative SpongeBob, we're looking for
Speaker 2: your cartoon bands. I've got SpongeBob, Marley and the Whalers.
Speaker 2: That's good. SpongeBob turns to reggae under the Sea Puff
Speaker 2: the Imagine Dragons, Joan Jetson and the Black Hearts, the
Speaker 2: Notorious Porky Pig.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 2: I've got mister McGoo goo dolls. That's good. Porton, Here's
Speaker 2: the Who and Scooby Doobie Brothers. Oh, I'm blue to
Speaker 2: Mars as well.
Speaker 6: That's really good.
Speaker 2: What have you got Jack? Then? For tune bands?
Speaker 5: Rolling Flintstones, nice, Yogi Bear, Naked Ladies, Astro Boys to
Speaker 5: Men and Elvis and the Chipmunks.
Speaker 2: Nice. Okay, we're looking for your cartoon bands this morning
Speaker 2: on our at work time Waster four seven five o
Speaker 2: three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Orgy Bobby a little bit too young for the Great
Speaker 2: SpongeBob square Pants. No, I love it, did you? I
Speaker 2: used to watch it, watch tons of them with the kids. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he lives in a pineapple London the Sea. SpongeBob square Pants,
Speaker 2: yellow and orange and porous? Is he sponge Bob square Pants?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: That song reminds for you?
Speaker 2: How do you all know this?
Speaker 5: Birds eye, fish fingers, you catch them prison as quick
Speaker 5: as can be birds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had that same jingle in the UK. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: did you have the fake sea captain selling them to
Speaker 2: young kids as well? Yes, I mean, come on, I
Speaker 2: don't think he was a naval gentleman anyway. Then, So today,
Speaker 2: sadly the creator as I passed away. So we're asking
Speaker 2: for your cartoon bands. Pokemondo, Mondo Plate, Pneumonia, Bronze Pete
Speaker 2: in Abbotsford, Winnie the Pooh Fighters, Right idea, What a
Speaker 2: great idea for a tribute band. Someone dres up as
Speaker 2: Winnie the Pooh, Join the Foo Fighters. Jules World only
Speaker 2: got a gold bon Yogi as in Bear that's good too, Gold,
Speaker 2: well done. Alfred in Torak Elfred would live there, so
Speaker 2: the butler to Edie Maguire, I love this one. Superman
Speaker 2: at work.
Speaker 6: Silver, No, we didn't like him.
Speaker 2: That's some Kathy. I love this one, Hannah Barbara streisand
Speaker 2: that is we smart gold plus, well done Katie and Hawthorne.
Speaker 2: Sergeant Pepper Pig's Lonely Hearts Club. It's an album.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, that's a gold.
Speaker 2: What I nicked? Ben Ten CC.
Speaker 6: Ben Ten not really familiar with the better.
Speaker 2: Felix the Cat, stevens Weld I Billy Brown. He's back
Speaker 2: again in Port Melbourne, mister mister.
Speaker 18: Bean, mister cartoon though yeah, did do a cartoon as Gold,
Speaker 18: then Magilla Gorilla's Monkeys, and finally this morning Kenny Boy
Speaker 18: in Forest Hill the Magnificent Seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 2: Bront He thought about that one and did not get
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three about this time yesterday I played you a little
Speaker 2: message from eighties legend Mitchell. He wrote a song big
Speaker 2: hit in the eighties called Vienna yep. And when we
Speaker 2: found out the Melbourne one was no longer the number
Speaker 2: one most liberal city in the world, been knocked off
Speaker 2: after the number one spot of eight years by the
Speaker 2: European city of Vienna, I asked you to come up
Speaker 2: with a song, our own anthem for Melbourne to rival
Speaker 2: the one. Maybe that's why the judges and I meanture
Speaker 2: you heard about it. He left. This message was to
Speaker 2: played to you yesterday.
Speaker 20: Christian's madured here, I hear you've been bad mouthing me.
Speaker 20: It's not my fault that you know. Vienna has been
Speaker 20: voted superior city to Melbourne, although I kind of doubt
Speaker 20: that haven't been in Melbourne. Many many times. But I
Speaker 20: haven't heard your I don't know, third fourth, fifth rate
Speaker 20: version of you know, your sad attempt, you know, trying
Speaker 20: to put Melbourne back on the map again. I can
Speaker 20: only suggest you stick to what you do best, and that's,
Speaker 20: you know, behind the microphone playing some music written by
Speaker 20: professionals like me.
Speaker 2: So I played that to you and the whole team
Speaker 2: you about it. We thought, oh, Jack of find this funny. No,
Speaker 2: you had a huge sense of humor failure, and he went, well,
Speaker 2: why would you say that? Has even heard the song?
Speaker 5: The studio?
Speaker 6: Oh, we all went, oh, this is awkward, one of
Speaker 6: the one that declared war. You declared because I had
Speaker 6: to cover.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize you were just going to have a
Speaker 2: bit the toys were going to go out the prey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: has he even heard the song? I don't get this.
Speaker 2: I get an email from Midgyare. He's never emailed me.
Speaker 2: I've interviewed him many times, right see him at various things.
Speaker 3: Have this.
Speaker 2: He's found my email to apologize and say, look, I
Speaker 2: only meant it as a joke. I heard your response.
Speaker 2: Just take it with a pinch of salt. I think
Speaker 2: it's really a great song. He now thinks I'm the humanist.
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to email back going I thought
Speaker 2: it funny. It is Jack that's upset. I've now got
Speaker 2: to apologize to Midyare. Yeah, I'm celebrating twenty years of
Speaker 2: breakfast radio today. I don't want to fallen out with
Speaker 2: an eighties legend because of your words.
Speaker 6: I think it's very mature of him to apologize.
Speaker 2: Well, he hasn't done anything wrong. He said that guy
Speaker 2: has been taking out of context. I meant it with
Speaker 2: a pincer of soul setting the records. And he's also
Speaker 2: said I love Melbourne, even says that in his voicemail
Speaker 2: message to us, you know. And he's emailing from a
Speaker 2: cold and freezing Newcastle where he's on tour on the
Speaker 2: UK with Ultravox and he's worried about this. So is
Speaker 2: the war off? You started the war?
Speaker 6: He's raised the player.
Speaker 2: Now I know someone who's going to play your apology
Speaker 2: to me and Midge. To Midge later on today, I'm
Speaker 2: apologizing to him and me. Thank high midg Euro and
Speaker 2: high Christian high Christian Connor. My name is Jack Post.
Speaker 2: I was the writer of sing It for Melbourne. I
Speaker 2: was going to say I.
Speaker 6: Sang singing for Melbourne, but I didn't sing.
Speaker 2: I wrote it. Good apology so far.
Speaker 5: Sorry that I didn't have a good sense of humor
Speaker 5: when you said that it was a crap song. We
Speaker 5: all I should have got it because we all know
Speaker 5: it's a great song and you're obviously joking. I didn't
Speaker 5: see that at the time. Sorry, we declared war on
Speaker 5: you as a show and Christians. Sorry that I made
Speaker 5: you do that.
Speaker 2: Thank you Mitch, please reply using the same email address
Speaker 2: you got me on. Thank you. Hope They're clears up.
Speaker 2: Everyone should have done it off air, but thanks everyone.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four points.
Speaker 2: Three Gold one oh four point three. We are back
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning. What are you guys up to today? Hard
Speaker 2: listen out for that Golden Song with Huggy Whippy Gavy?
Speaker 2: How is Gavy?
Speaker 6: How is Gavy?
Speaker 2: I'm on the goavern Minna show tonight. Yeah, try and
Speaker 2: win that golden ticket. I'm going to try getting out
Speaker 2: for the Golden Song. Time of today's show actually comes
Speaker 2: from something you said, Patsy. It's I know Carrie bit Moore,
Speaker 2: clang clang, that big old name drop and she's friends
Speaker 2: with Carrie Bitmore and the.
Speaker 6: Mainstream high Chair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he shivers just thinking about Huggy's coming up next.
Speaker 2: To have a great day. Thank you very much to
Speaker 2: listen to us. We are back tomorrow morning when you
Speaker 2: wake up.
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