Speaker 1: People do.
Speaker 2: Some weird ship it should in young people, inhaling the
Speaker 2: gas from cooking canisters known as names to get high.
Speaker 1: Some things that make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: Something everything for you put my career on home. I
Speaker 3: could have been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 4: Brace yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: This is leadership. I think he's one of the greatest
Speaker 3: leaders we've ever had. Well good, Just.
Speaker 1: A couple of Mitches. One of us be Mitch and
Speaker 1: the other be Mitchell. Just to make things easier.
Speaker 3: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 1: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch.
Speaker 1: Julie and Mitchell Koo. Welcome back today.
Speaker 3: Here we are once again.
Speaker 1: We're here. Even though it's the end of the world.
Speaker 3: Apocalypse is nice, It's not really apocalypse. Doesn't that mean
Speaker 3: that everyone explodes or something?
Speaker 1: Apocalypse is the end of the world.
Speaker 3: Former producer Jenna can you google the definition of apocalypse?
Speaker 5: If I have to?
Speaker 1: Groundskeeper get on it.
Speaker 3: You know that groundskeeper Jenner, the new title we've given
Speaker 3: her ever since she was stripped of being a producer,
Speaker 3: actually makes the most amount of sense. Because all she
Speaker 3: does on this podcast is sit here and insult us,
Speaker 3: which keeps us grounded.
Speaker 1: You're metaphorically keeping us grounded.
Speaker 3: Exactly the only reason she's here.
Speaker 1: You don't do much else. You actually come in with
Speaker 1: zero prep. We prep the show and you just sit
Speaker 1: there and line.
Speaker 3: Can you tell us one thing that's happening on this podcast?
Speaker 5: I have absolutely not. I do know that I don't
Speaker 5: want to be here, but other than that.
Speaker 3: You can go. Bro. Isn't the LM today?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It is. Actually we're recording early for you, so hopefully
Speaker 1: you make it out, Jenna. Yeah, hopefully you will like
Speaker 1: the Big Bang theory in Jenn's our laugh track.
Speaker 3: That was stupid. Jesus, do you feel like bad for
Speaker 3: missing Zomba, because I'll tell you one thing. I've had
Speaker 3: to miss Pilarates the last few weeks because of my
Speaker 3: bloody hand injury.
Speaker 1: I'm still going.
Speaker 3: Went back to my first class last night, and I'm
Speaker 3: a new person. You might notice how calm I am today.
Speaker 3: Actually you have been calmer, not the last few weeks
Speaker 3: in general. No, you're not without me, pillarties, I've been
Speaker 3: a bloody mess.
Speaker 1: What is bloodies? I actually don't know.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's quite. When you leave, you realize,
Speaker 3: oh my god, that was actually really an intense amount
Speaker 3: of exercise, quite a workout, but it's better and because
Speaker 3: it's done under the guise of, oh, we're going to
Speaker 3: put on Spotify meditation music, put a nice candle on,
Speaker 3: so you don't realize how much exercise you're doing because
Speaker 3: it's all peaceful and nice. I believe having done more
Speaker 3: of a workout than I would have ever done at
Speaker 3: the gym.
Speaker 1: Okay, I back it. I could never do it.
Speaker 3: Do you sweat, Yes, it's like a lot of core stuff,
Speaker 3: so like sit ups and twisting and bending and all
Speaker 3: that sort of stuff. Haven't been out to down with
Speaker 3: dog for weeks though, you would sweat, Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I didn't know if it's like you're running or
Speaker 1: maybe you don't sweat. Maybe that's not heaps.
Speaker 3: Because you are so calm. But it obviously does produce
Speaker 3: a sweat, not as much as at the gym, when
Speaker 3: there's just a slight sense of panic and everything you
Speaker 3: do gym.
Speaker 1: You know Michelle Bridges podcast every night she's.
Speaker 3: Out drink driving. She's not doing any of this fito anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh no, she got charge and she I believe so
Speaker 1: poor not doing RBTs anymore with a virus, So she
Speaker 1: got her down a bottle and go out with a commando.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that episode of The Biggest Loser where
Speaker 3: they used to do home visits where the trainers would
Speaker 3: spend a week with the fat so is to see
Speaker 3: how they live right, And at one point, these two
Speaker 3: fat guys bring out their meal and Michelle Bridges just
Speaker 3: started crying. She saw the size of the burrito. She's like,
Speaker 3: it's the size of a newborn child that has started
Speaker 3: crying because.
Speaker 5: They had to also eat the meal as well.
Speaker 3: With the trainers had to eat what they are Bridges
Speaker 3: eating this massive burrito, but she just started crying. And
Speaker 3: afterwards I think they brought out like a tub of
Speaker 3: ice cream each and filled it with M and m's,
Speaker 3: and that's where she was just gone. You know what
Speaker 3: that is?
Speaker 1: Juicers thing like, guys, let's let's just fuck with miss
Speaker 1: Bridge Bridges. She's already got a drinking problem. Just tip
Speaker 1: the M and m's in the tub of the commossaw.
Speaker 1: I remember this is true. I used to think some
Speaker 1: poor boy came up. It's like I'm one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifteen killers, and I was like that, I'll never get there. Literally,
Speaker 1: I am. I could be on the Biggest Loser.
Speaker 3: Do you weigh yourself?
Speaker 1: I don't mind myself. It's too traumatic.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah I don't, just because I don't own a scales,
Speaker 3: but apparently it's better not too I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I need those commercial that's how you feel all that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know I could lose some. I got
Speaker 1: on the gym. I went to the gym the other day,
Speaker 1: first time in months. Got on the way you did.
Speaker 1: Yeah on a Saturday.
Speaker 3: Wow. I didn't know about this.
Speaker 1: But as I was running, it's in Coronella and it's
Speaker 1: right opposite Cold Rock, and I got a cold Rock
Speaker 1: straight after because the whole time I was on the treadmill,
Speaker 1: I could see people mix and mixings on the cold bench.
Speaker 1: So I went and got one.
Speaker 3: I did have a Rodae thraight after. PILARATEI.
Speaker 1: So you're own the humans, so you're burning calories so
Speaker 1: you can put It's like it just equals negative, right,
Speaker 1: cancels each other out.
Speaker 3: I don't think you would have burned. I don't how
Speaker 3: long you're on the treadmill. But I doubt you burnt
Speaker 3: enough to warrant an entire cold rock irving. No, that's
Speaker 3: a lot of shit.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get into the show. If it's your first
Speaker 1: time listening, Welcome, I'm Mitch. That's Mitch. There's Jenna. This
Speaker 1: is just me. And there's not really much to say
Speaker 1: about the show. There's no real spine to it.
Speaker 3: You say it every week though, what what the show is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean it's just a couple. Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Then we just throw shit against the wall
Speaker 1: and open Steve.
Speaker 3: And it's not what you're not not a good salesman
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 1: But they're already listening. They've already if they got through
Speaker 1: that fucking waffle about.
Speaker 3: Michelle Bridge's drinking problem.
Speaker 1: We kick off the show every week with it is
Speaker 1: it just me? It's something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate.
Speaker 3: We both have one is it just me each and
Speaker 3: the other doesn't know what it's going to be, And
Speaker 3: so far we've only clashed once. That's when we're both
Speaker 3: talking about coronavirus. Tell me, we're not talking about coronavirus
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 1: And that's Mine's like social quarantine vibes, but nothing to
Speaker 1: do with the virus.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, mine's nothing of the thought. So let's dive
Speaker 3: into mind. Shall we are? Corona Free break?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Has the TV show Neighbors absolutely gone to shit?
Speaker 1: I never watched it in the first place, so I've
Speaker 1: never seen an episode in my life.
Speaker 3: I was such a Neighbors fan back in the day.
Speaker 3: I feel like there was two types of people. You
Speaker 3: either loved Neighbors or Home and Away. I don't know
Speaker 3: why they had to be loyalty. They weren't on at
Speaker 3: the same time. You could easily watch both.
Speaker 5: Well, you see, At first I was a Neighbors fan, yeah,
Speaker 5: and then during my teenage years I was a Home
Speaker 5: and Away fan.
Speaker 1: Really, coming of age? Is one more mature than the other?
Speaker 1: Genuine question? Just one deal with sex and drugs and
Speaker 1: the other ones more so birthday cakes and divorce.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I've never really watched Home in Away.
Speaker 3: But Neighbors is meant to be family friendly and light
Speaker 3: and fluffy, but it gets really intense, which brings me
Speaker 3: to why I've brought up this week's is It just me?
Speaker 3: Apparently last week was Neighbours thirty five year anniversary week.
Speaker 3: So they had this special week of stuff plan and
Speaker 3: I saw a promo on TV for it, and it's
Speaker 3: possibly the worst out I've ever seen. I was like,
Speaker 3: there is not one thing about that that I think
Speaker 3: is enticing. Because I used to love Neighbors, I'd lost
Speaker 3: interest gradually, but I just it's the last thing I
Speaker 3: want to watch now, especially after seeing this.
Speaker 4: In thirty five years of Neighbors, there's never been a
Speaker 4: week like this.
Speaker 2: Five weddings, three deaths.
Speaker 3: It all kicks off Monday. My goodnessman, I don't even
Speaker 3: change the tone in her voice when she said five weddings,
Speaker 3: three deaths. Is that where the Neighbours viewers are at.
Speaker 3: They're all such sick fuss that they just know they
Speaker 3: love a good death. We're gonna jam three in the
Speaker 3: one week.
Speaker 1: Also is the other deaths at the weddings.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I didn't watch last week. I
Speaker 3: couldn't tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: I really want to get someone who watched to explain
Speaker 1: what happened. Five weddings is a lot.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what would have been enough to draw
Speaker 3: me over the line, because the best thing about Neighbors
Speaker 3: is not the weddings or the deaths. To me, I
Speaker 3: used to love the bloody cat fights. There were so many.
Speaker 3: The neighbour's bickering was my favorite part of the show.
Speaker 3: I've actually brought a couple of my favorites with me
Speaker 3: as a bit of a throwback. So this one, the
Speaker 3: first one I'm going to show you, happened between Rebecca
Speaker 3: and Lynn. Of course, so Paul Robinson's current wife and
Speaker 3: his ex wife. I think he's got another one on
Speaker 3: the show now, god knows, he's had like twelve. But
Speaker 3: this happened right after Rebecca and Paul got married, so
Speaker 3: she was still in the wedding dress, my god, and
Speaker 3: then she noticed Lynn, the ex wife, out in the
Speaker 3: front garden. So Rebecca just started a scrag fight with
Speaker 3: her while still wearing the white dress, and got mudd
Speaker 3: all over it. Anyway, here it is. Take a listen.
Speaker 3: What the hell are you doing in my garden?
Speaker 1: I thought you were still at the reception.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Look those roots are exposed now. I patted them
Speaker 3: years ago. I don't live here anymore, pleasen't do me.
Speaker 3: I live here, this is my garden.
Speaker 4: I don't want you anywhere, all right.
Speaker 3: Calm down, I am going but this is not your house? Actually?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: Literally?
Speaker 3: Two grown women just punching on, rolling around in the
Speaker 3: mud having a fight. I was like, this is brilliant television.
Speaker 1: Why was that her dig like, you're with my husband,
Speaker 1: he's ship in the bed. No, she just said those
Speaker 1: petunias water, that's that's not a disc at all.
Speaker 3: And you know, the woman that played Rebecca on Neighbors
Speaker 3: ended up becoming a radio announcer at Kiss. I'm very
Speaker 3: disappointed that our paths never crossed. Who is this Jane Hall? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, I would have loved to have just run.
Speaker 3: Into her in the hallway and congratulated her on that performance.
Speaker 1: Brother, do you think if you quoted that she'd know.
Speaker 3: Or what she'd be like? Oh, yes, one of my best.
Speaker 1: So the backstory is she moved in with the husband
Speaker 1: and obviously he's living in the house that that woman
Speaker 1: once lived in.
Speaker 3: Yes, Jesus I assume. So that's hardly important. The fight
Speaker 3: was the best big.
Speaker 1: Why are they there so briefly after the after the wedding,
Speaker 1: Go and relax, honey.
Speaker 3: Evenon couldn't tell you this is going way back, but
Speaker 3: clearly that part stuck with me. Now. This next one
Speaker 3: happened between Steph and Libby, two best friends. This wasn't
Speaker 3: a physical fight, just a verbal fight. So Steph slept
Speaker 3: with Libby's husband, Dan and got knocked up. But what
Speaker 3: makes that extra shit is the fact that Dan and
Speaker 3: Libby could never have kids together. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: So this fight happened right after Libby found out, and
Speaker 3: Steph is out the front of her house trying to apologize.
Speaker 3: But possibly my favorite thing from this scene is that
Speaker 3: the whole time of the fight's happening, Margo Robbie is
Speaker 3: watching on She's like a superstar, but back in the day,
Speaker 3: she's just watching Steph and Livvy fight on the front law.
Speaker 3: What's her relation to the girls neighbors?
Speaker 1: Of course that makes perfect send.
Speaker 3: Anyway, step and Libby fighting after Steph got knocked up
Speaker 3: to Libby's husband. Here it is, Steph, I've got to
Speaker 3: talk to Libby. No, no, no, she won't even let
Speaker 3: you in the front door.
Speaker 1: Please go away, No, no, Steff, come up, Libby.
Speaker 3: Someone should do something.
Speaker 1: Good, Shabby.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I don't worry get very excuses from you. Hello,
Speaker 3: were you went together?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, we weren't together, Libby, it was just one night.
Speaker 3: You beat the one thing you would heard me the most.
Speaker 3: You're having his baby, But they like couldn't do here
Speaker 3: can be insults?
Speaker 1: You are.
Speaker 3: A cheap tramp and a felthy liar.
Speaker 4: Come near me again? No clear blimmy blimmy.
Speaker 3: See now, if they had promised something of that flavor
Speaker 3: during the thirty fifth Anniverse three week I would have
Speaker 3: been on board in a heartbeat. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: The promo should have been, The cheap Tramp is back.
Speaker 3: I love the how it would have been quite challenging
Speaker 3: for the writers. Don't you reckon trying to come up
Speaker 3: with insults that don't actually swear because of their time slot?
Speaker 3: Like curl insults at me right now without using any
Speaker 3: curse words.
Speaker 1: Okay, because you weren't radio.
Speaker 3: As well, you'd have to abide by the same rule,
Speaker 3: you long haired brunette bimbo. Nah, that didn't really sting
Speaker 3: at all, little sissy, you preposterous pig. I don't really
Speaker 3: know where to go, Like, it's hard to insult without swearing, Jenna,
Speaker 3: you give it a crap try you stupid stupid boys.
Speaker 1: This Christian rock mouth.
Speaker 3: Mouth I would have said, frog neck Jenner, look at
Speaker 3: the double chin on him.
Speaker 1: See on.
Speaker 3: Anyway, try harder if you want me back to though,
Speaker 3: I'm saying more cat fight, that's what we want.
Speaker 1: You're actually right because I'm hooked after the second grab.
Speaker 1: I would watch an episode now, that's great stuff.
Speaker 3: Important to note that Steph within her dressing gown the
Speaker 3: whole time, classic Berbia and.
Speaker 1: What is Margot Robbie. I'm just picturing it holding a
Speaker 1: cup of tea, but with her whole palm to warm
Speaker 1: her hand. Hell always stand out of this.
Speaker 3: No, she was like a teenager, yes, you know, the
Speaker 3: six side something and now she's like one of the
Speaker 3: biggest actresses in Hollywood. And I was like, oh, with
Speaker 3: that performance, it's a little wonder why.
Speaker 1: Margot Robbie is so charming. When I was in La
Speaker 1: because I'm in an hour I saw, I went to
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel a taping and she was the guest and
Speaker 1: like everyone in the audience was just listening to every
Speaker 1: single word. She said, Yeah, she's the queen of lapping
Speaker 1: it up. She's like, Hi. She told a story about
Speaker 1: the logis and name dropped Karl Stefanovic on the show
Speaker 1: and me and hated him, are like, this is great,
Speaker 1: but no one in the audience have meant nothing. I
Speaker 1: just laughed because she's so beautiful.
Speaker 4: Carls.
Speaker 1: We love Carl.
Speaker 3: No one knew she was And what show did you say?
Speaker 3: She was on Jimmy Kimmel one of the late night shows.
Speaker 3: How do you go from watching Stephan Libby argue on
Speaker 3: the front lawn to being on Jimmy kim Very impressive
Speaker 3: her progression.
Speaker 1: Isn't it. She's done well? All right? Ready for my agent?
Speaker 3: Yes, hear me with it?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Is it just me? Board games just awful?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they definitely are. I'm pretty sure I've used this
Speaker 3: as an egyen before. Yeah, yes, haven't I Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: his memory playing up again.
Speaker 1: Have you have you really said this?
Speaker 5: It was in December, I remember because it was just
Speaker 5: before Christmas.
Speaker 3: And I was dreading going home because I was going
Speaker 3: to have to play board games with my family. And
Speaker 3: then I played a grab of Kanye West Force the
Speaker 3: Kardashians Dictionary game.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a grab.
Speaker 5: Oh this is so embarrassing for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I actually feel real. I feel like
Speaker 1: you know when an elderly woman wets themselves and that's that.
Speaker 1: You know that that I'm seenile now you know, I
Speaker 1: could go to the shops before, but now I'm done,
Speaker 1: you know. Or an old man forgets the name of
Speaker 1: his daughter and he goes, yeah, deep down, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm officially over. This is the moment I'm having right now.
Speaker 3: Have you got anything else?
Speaker 1: I was just going to say that being quarantined, we
Speaker 1: tried to play some board games and being quarantined, well,
Speaker 1: because everyone's self isolating at home all day. You got
Speaker 1: to work and you go home, you don't go out.
Speaker 5: You're here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've got to come to work us.
Speaker 3: Broad self isolating is when you full on, like commit
Speaker 3: to being at home. You work from home. Obviously you
Speaker 3: might have to duck out for the shops and stuff,
Speaker 3: but yeah, you wouldn't be here if you were self isolating.
Speaker 1: You're kidding.
Speaker 3: No, I never kid I genuinely, so I don't know.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong, but you can't come to this
Speaker 3: office and then tell me that your self isolated.
Speaker 1: I'm not ill. I'm just doing it to flatten the curve,
Speaker 1: as everyone.
Speaker 3: Says, flattened the curve. Yeah, what's that.
Speaker 1: Well, if everyone stays inside unless people are infected, and
Speaker 1: the infection rate drops, Oh right, and it flattens the curve.
Speaker 3: Sorry, how often do you go outside?
Speaker 1: Oh, there's no pandemic, very rarely. When there's a pandemic,
Speaker 1: even less. Shit, Well, there you go.
Speaker 3: The Coronavirus Free show was going really well.
Speaker 1: Just crist Well, I have nothing else to say.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you something coronavirus related? Actually, you know
Speaker 3: how I was. I felt a bit bad because I
Speaker 3: was I was taking the piss out of you making
Speaker 3: light of the fact that the Miley Cyrus show you
Speaker 3: had tickets to was canceled because of coronavirus, and I
Speaker 3: went to Melbourne for it. Yes you did, but something
Speaker 3: equally devastating happened to me last week.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: So I was locked in to go along with Kyle
Speaker 3: Sandalans to his one on one interview with Katie Perry.
Speaker 3: I was going to film it. I've worked with Kyle
Speaker 3: and duckire for three years, two or three years, and
Speaker 3: I've never won Scott in a photo with any of
Speaker 3: their SLIB guests. I was like, this is going to
Speaker 3: be the first time I do it. This is going
Speaker 3: to be the time I do it. I'm going to
Speaker 3: get a photo with blood Katy Perry. I was beside myself.
Speaker 3: You know how much I love Katie Perry.
Speaker 1: You're a massive fan. You made as drink her Briggs.
Speaker 3: What was that her drag apple side of chal She
Speaker 3: tells me that's right, yeah, you remember that.
Speaker 1: Works.
Speaker 3: That was longer ago. But anyway, because she apparently came
Speaker 3: into contact with someone who was suspected of having maybe
Speaker 3: coronavirus or they were being tested or something like that,
Speaker 3: she ended up just calling off all interviews and then
Speaker 3: going back to the States, I think. But yeah, that
Speaker 3: was devastating.
Speaker 1: Katy Perry didn't have the interview, and you didn't get
Speaker 1: to meet her either.
Speaker 3: No shit, Mitch, no devastating.
Speaker 1: That was a better rigim than mine. Jesus Christ.
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Speaker 3: Now. I know I said that it was going to
Speaker 3: be a corona for his own briefly, but I am
Speaker 3: going to carry on with the corona chat because you
Speaker 3: might remember, obviously we've not been taking the issue terribly
Speaker 3: seriously on this show. Have we th No, we have.
Speaker 3: We've been making light of it.
Speaker 1: Of course, someone tweeted out to you. Did you see
Speaker 1: what they tweeted? No, they quoted your podcast and you
Speaker 1: retweeted it your podcast look like I'm not on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like when like father's distance themselves your daughter.
Speaker 1: You wanted a girl here it is pop some head
Speaker 1: pop quote. Did you pop some hand sanitizer on and
Speaker 1: get to the fucking flight?
Speaker 3: There we go? Exactly. That's that's that's exactly how seriously
Speaker 3: we were taking the issue. You might also remember you
Speaker 3: made the point you were like, oh, well, if any
Speaker 3: of us get coronavirus will be fine, and we were
Speaker 3: all like, oh, okay, it's not a problem. They're not
Speaker 3: a problem. Well, I saw a tweet and I want
Speaker 3: to let I want to see if it makes you
Speaker 3: feel less guilty as it made me feel afterwards. It said,
Speaker 3: every time you say that COVID nineteen isn't that bad
Speaker 3: and point to the fact that it's only really fatal
Speaker 3: to elderly people or people who are already sick, you
Speaker 3: unmask yourself as someone who thinks that some lives, especially
Speaker 3: your own, is worth more than someone else's. Do you
Speaker 3: want to be the person who doesn't take this risk
Speaker 3: seriously and then brings the virus home to your community.
Speaker 3: What will you touch at the supermarket? Then a mother
Speaker 3: with cancer? Then touches when you go to the chemist?
Speaker 3: Will you or cough shower an elderly person waiting to
Speaker 3: That came from Sally Rug on Twitter. So essentially she's
Speaker 3: just saying, yo, just because your immune system is fine,
Speaker 3: doesn't mean this issue doesn't affect you.
Speaker 1: No, and I'll agree. But to be honest, last week
Speaker 1: when we recorded, things were drastically.
Speaker 3: Different, like and things have really escalated, and.
Speaker 1: Seven days so much has changed. I got on a
Speaker 1: flight to Melbourne and thought it would be fine, and
Speaker 1: three days later you can't get on a domestic flight anymore.
Speaker 1: With they canceled ninety percent of flights until they Virgin
Speaker 1: shut down. You can.
Speaker 3: I think that was international though, was it not a
Speaker 3: domestic Virgin international? There you go?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, still no one's bloody flying. People are getting
Speaker 1: more and more infected.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. I've realized how slack I've been
Speaker 3: with the hygiene as well, because the other day I
Speaker 3: was driving home from the gym biting my nails, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't wash my hands off of
Speaker 3: the gym. I was like, I'm bloody asking for it,
Speaker 3: aren't I? Yeah, And I realized it's after seeing that tweet.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn, okay, this is the hygiene thing.
Speaker 3: It's not just me that that is endangering. I could
Speaker 3: touch something that someone who's vulnerable then touches it, et cetera,
Speaker 3: et cetera. So basically, I've been sanitizing me tits off. Now,
Speaker 3: oh me too.
Speaker 1: My hands are like bone dry from sanitizer. I had
Speaker 1: a little mini tub that I attached to my belt
Speaker 1: that I would wear around the office and ran out.
Speaker 1: So I saw on TikTok to you know the automatic
Speaker 1: ones on the wall and you put your hand under it.
Speaker 1: Guess yeah, I've refilled mine from going in and out
Speaker 1: under this.
Speaker 5: It's smart.
Speaker 1: It took fifteen minutes, but we got there in the
Speaker 1: end and the aim was off. It went all over
Speaker 1: the floor. But I'm topped up with hand Center totally.
Speaker 3: It's easy for people our age. I would say that
Speaker 3: most of our listeners are in their twenties. Plenty people
Speaker 3: outside of that bracket, but that's fine. But I would
Speaker 3: say majority in their twenties like us. It's easy to
Speaker 3: think that it doesn't really affect us. But I'll tell
Speaker 3: you what happened. The ripple effects been intense. So Petho,
Speaker 3: Paul Bass and one of the guys in our office,
Speaker 3: he resigned from his job at Kiss to take a
Speaker 3: gap year to go overseas and do what all the
Speaker 3: bloody white people do, go to Europe being nanny, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, and be a gene or whatever they call.
Speaker 3: And then obviously, actually I've got to I'll find the
Speaker 3: grab of it. I'm just going to let's pause recording.
Speaker 3: I'm going to find the words. All right, we're back,
Speaker 3: We're unpaused. I've just found what Scott Morrison said, word
Speaker 3: for word. Can you play it here?
Speaker 2: It is, do not travel abroad, do not go overseas.
Speaker 2: That is a very clear instruction for those of you
Speaker 2: who are thinking of going overseas in the school holidays.
Speaker 2: Don't don't go overseas.
Speaker 3: So there's bloody Petho with his resignation letter in my
Speaker 3: hand and his bloody neck pillow for the flight, and
Speaker 3: the other going, oh shit, no job to go to.
Speaker 1: Should we get him in here and ask him how
Speaker 1: he's feeling.
Speaker 3: I think we've got a sup harassing the stuff. We're
Speaker 3: just doing their job.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 3: We can we dragged famine last week. We're in this
Speaker 3: in here like a fish tank.
Speaker 1: Come in? Can you hear me?
Speaker 5: Come?
Speaker 1: I can broadcast. I just pressed a button in here
Speaker 1: that said come in. He's walking in.
Speaker 3: Oh, like a loud speaker at a school. PATHO to
Speaker 3: the office, please, path to the office.
Speaker 1: Pathod of the sick Bay, Pod of the sick Bay.
Speaker 1: I love the sick bab. He's coming in. I'll turn
Speaker 1: his mic on. Welcome, take a seat now. Can I
Speaker 1: just say, Pethos a long time listening of the show,
Speaker 1: is that right?
Speaker 6: Man number one? Take a holder of the show.
Speaker 1: He actually critiques flatter. He critiqued us last week he
Speaker 1: said show was great, bit long?
Speaker 6: Went for what you know?
Speaker 3: Is that the one where I was injured and couldn't edit?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was way too long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree that, peth I tell everyone what you
Speaker 1: do at Kiss.
Speaker 6: I did I run the show at Kiss Operations and
Speaker 6: on air and out Kiss when fills in for my
Speaker 6: show and Amanda, yeah.
Speaker 1: That ship show?
Speaker 6: Yeah, having sleep the other week?
Speaker 1: Same.
Speaker 3: I feel bad bringing this up because literally all I
Speaker 3: ever hear people say to pat them in the hallways.
Speaker 3: Oh mate, what does this mean for your trip? Anyway?
Speaker 3: What does it mean for your trip? And I want
Speaker 3: to hear that bloody scomo thing. This must just absolutely
Speaker 3: make your head.
Speaker 6: Poor thing travel abroad.
Speaker 2: Do not go overseas. That is a very clear instruction
Speaker 2: for those of you who are thinking of going overseas
Speaker 2: in the school holidays. Don't don't go over seas.
Speaker 3: Basically named you.
Speaker 1: If you're a twenty four year old balden man.
Speaker 6: From miss Surrey Hill from who.
Speaker 1: Works in broadcasting and who hasn't slept with people in
Speaker 1: a while, tripling wild never Virgins represent right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, were you already planning to cancel it?
Speaker 6: Not until the start of the week Sunday I decided
Speaker 6: to cancel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been this week that it's kind of amped
Speaker 3: up your.
Speaker 1: Poor thing, Peth. So have you booked flights?
Speaker 6: Booked flights? Oh, I didn't know that part booked flights Visa.
Speaker 6: I'm three k down at the minute. Hopefully do they
Speaker 6: refund that ship fly? I'm hoping so BECAUSECO has told them, yeah,
Speaker 6: you can't fly, So I'm hoping I get that visa.
Speaker 6: I'm not sure yet, but.
Speaker 1: Bloody so you've resigned. Have you asked for a jump back?
Speaker 6: Allegedly I have, but I can't confirm that a secret,
Speaker 6: but hopefully by the time this podcast is out, I
Speaker 6: can confirm.
Speaker 1: We'll post it.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's more awkward resigning or unresigning.
Speaker 6: I'm resigning. And they'd been in the works for a while.
Speaker 6: My boss said all week, you want to take that back, buddy,
Speaker 6: you want to take that back.
Speaker 3: Oh well, that's good because I'm hearing all these stories
Speaker 3: about like freelancers who have been completely fucked by the
Speaker 3: fact that everything's shutting down. There's no event work, there's
Speaker 3: no hospitality work, there's no musicians and videography and stuff,
Speaker 3: theater shows that all work on a freelance basis. It's like,
Speaker 3: bloody hell.
Speaker 6: The saddest thing is the kid I was training to
Speaker 6: take my job. He doesn't know that. The poor guy's
Speaker 6: gonna have to tell his missus on the streets. You
Speaker 6: in to rip up that least chair.
Speaker 1: It's not funny. We're not going to name them. Do
Speaker 1: you think do you think it's actually bad? Though? Like
Speaker 1: if you went, would you be fucked?
Speaker 3: You have to stay in quarantine for two weeks if
Speaker 3: you got there anyone.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is the problem, right, if you go there
Speaker 6: two weeks quarantine. I want to work, No one's going
Speaker 6: to hire in this climate. I can't get a job.
Speaker 6: So my other option is to keep traveling. But every
Speaker 6: country you go to is two weeks in quarantine. How
Speaker 6: was Spain, Oh yeah, great hotel room, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 6: And how it was Germany? Yeah yeah, great, restaurants closed.
Speaker 3: Was literally spinning out with all the possible like flow
Speaker 3: on effects like Jenna, Remember how we did that dreadful
Speaker 3: European Kentucky. Everyone, if you're listening and thinking of going
Speaker 3: on k Corona, so I don't do it. It's dreadful.
Speaker 3: It's like a high school excursion anyway. Yeah, the Kentiki
Speaker 3: thing that couldn't happen because they drive country to country
Speaker 3: in the space of a few days.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I just think he should be canceled altogether.
Speaker 3: Imagine all the basic white girls sobbing into their parents' money.
Speaker 1: Nah, what a waste of a selfistic purchase. That was
Speaker 1: all I've done a kiking. I loved it. I really
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. Really, Yeah, I was nineteen, went around the
Speaker 1: states down the southn't gay at that point, so no
Speaker 1: one wanted to bash me. I couldn't go back. Now,
Speaker 1: will please come back and give us an update next
Speaker 1: week We'll post a little.
Speaker 6: Static carn't wait to come back.
Speaker 1: We could employ you here. I mean, Jenna does jack
Speaker 1: ship nothing feeling for her.
Speaker 6: Jena's my favorite part of the show. Actually, thank you.
Speaker 3: We're pretty lucky though, because I don't have anyone that's
Speaker 3: been affected by its far other than the ripple effect. No,
Speaker 3: that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It has affected me officially today. I remember I told
Speaker 1: you we could he's got her.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, oh shit, did I thtrock an Earth?
Speaker 1: No? No, no. Today I had to say my last
Speaker 1: official goodbye to my grandma because I can't see her
Speaker 1: for the foreseeable future because she's eighty nine and in
Speaker 1: that age bracket that is severely at risk. And the
Speaker 1: thing has lived in isolation for ten years in her
Speaker 1: house do you mean with a cat? Because my grandfather
Speaker 1: died ten years ago. She's been on her own in
Speaker 1: this massive house, no chance of getting any illness. And
Speaker 1: she moved into a retirement home last week, which is
Speaker 1: riddled with pandemics and STD's apparently.
Speaker 3: Do you think she would have been better off just still.
Speaker 1: Staying at Hame? But the Pines as it's called, they
Speaker 1: don't call it a retirement village. It's called the Pines.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a retirement village. They all shit themselves.
Speaker 1: It's a retirement village. And they called my mom and
Speaker 1: they're like, you have to come in and say goodbye.
Speaker 1: Is one person has to be written down as like
Speaker 1: the visitor, and no one else can visit until it's
Speaker 1: all cleared, because six months, it could be six months.
Speaker 1: The last thing is the worst thing they can think
Speaker 1: of is one person coming in and then all those
Speaker 1: fucking people dying. It's all they need. So I had
Speaker 1: to say goodbye to he today. I can't see you in.
Speaker 6: You with the one person no as of Friday, the
Speaker 6: last person she saw that lady.
Speaker 1: All the family went in and was.
Speaker 3: Like they say, when you say goodbye, you don't mean
Speaker 3: like goodbye good for the type being.
Speaker 1: It's like, we're not going to be able to see
Speaker 1: you for a long time, and she just can't fucking FaceTime.
Speaker 1: So when I'm not going to see her for a
Speaker 1: couple of months, I think, what did you.
Speaker 3: Say to her? I can't imagine being in that scenario.
Speaker 1: I would be so awkward, she said. She said, it's
Speaker 1: all a hoax, none of it's real. And I said
Speaker 1: it's all fake.
Speaker 3: She went, Alan Jones is Alan Jones says everyone.
Speaker 1: Is blowing it out of proportion. Alan Jones is in
Speaker 1: isolation in a mansion in the Northern Beaches, like petrified
Speaker 1: of it. Just of course he's saying that. She said,
Speaker 1: if Alan tells me that we need to worry, then
Speaker 1: I'll start worrying. So she doesn't give a ship.
Speaker 6: Well, as an anti vaxxer, I also believe shit it's
Speaker 6: not real. Doesn't believe it's not real, but it's fun.
Speaker 5: Really has Well one of the producers of Jones and Amanda,
Speaker 5: those four people where I work. Well, her dad has coronavirus.
Speaker 3: Really, yes, so she can't see her father.
Speaker 1: So has she had contact with her dad?
Speaker 3: Well, he's in Adelaide, Ah, so she's fine.
Speaker 5: But her dad's partner doesn't have it.
Speaker 1: You're kidding and now we're together. Wow, isn't that interesting.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand all of it. It's it's all
Speaker 3: too much to get my head around.
Speaker 1: Also, some people are like, I've got zero symptoms, and
Speaker 1: then on Twitter someone's like I can't breathe and I'm
Speaker 1: bleeding out of my eyeballs. It's like, where's the middle ground.
Speaker 6: The happiest person is Christian Wilkins because he's got the
Speaker 6: most pr ever anyone. Oh yeah, give it to me.
Speaker 1: He used to be on Dancing With Now is the start.
Speaker 1: It's weird times, very weird. Anyway, key change the union,
Speaker 1: jack or something. But yeah, fridgematic.
Speaker 6: Trip, but you're not going Yeah, don't bring that up.
Speaker 3: Sorry mate, It must really fuck up your life too much.
Speaker 3: You know, you're in and out of LA. Can't be
Speaker 3: out of the real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should go up and low mate, fin see.
Speaker 3: You don't want that?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Out of here? Say your buddy.
Speaker 1: He's so nice.
Speaker 3: Wow for someone who started the show saying we weren't
Speaker 3: going to talk about coronavirus so far other than neighbors,
Speaker 3: that's all we've spoken about.
Speaker 1: If we promoted it like Neighbors did, it would be
Speaker 1: four friends, one life ruined, one grandmother in peril.
Speaker 3: Imagine dropping all that money on an overseas trip and
Speaker 3: then having it just be canceled out of your control.
Speaker 3: At least least if he'd made the decision to cancel it,
Speaker 3: it would be like, Okay, it was my decision. I'm
Speaker 3: in control here. But the fact that it was like
Speaker 3: just banned for him, Oh, that would ship me off.
Speaker 1: Something chronic, although he is honestly fine.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you know, coronavirus is the world's way of saying,
Speaker 3: don't go Pether.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually love Pether because he think Pether.
Speaker 3: Is possibly the only person in the office. I don't
Speaker 3: know why I'm saying, well, this is like while he's
Speaker 3: not here, but I reckon he's the only person in
Speaker 3: the office that I've never heard anyone bitch about me too,
Speaker 3: just the nest the one that I like.
Speaker 1: Is genuinely. I said this to Hayden, I've said this
Speaker 1: to my parents. Like I do my show at night,
Speaker 1: and I do it on my own, and honestly, you know,
Speaker 1: I have no team working for me, so sometimes I've
Speaker 1: got to do a million things at once.
Speaker 3: As much as I got you working for you know.
Speaker 1: I know we like to say that I don't do anything,
Speaker 1: but I could not do my show without him helps
Speaker 1: me so much. I call him at midnight some nights,
Speaker 1: being like, Hi, Pfel, I've accidentally deleted Stupid Lot by
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga. Yeah, someone requested that song last night and
Speaker 1: they used her real name, Stephanie George and Sharnie whatever.
Speaker 3: It's called, Stephanie Joe and Angelina German.
Speaker 1: She was trying to be funny. I'm like, you have
Speaker 1: a song request She's like, yeah, can you play Stephanie
Speaker 1: German German? And I was like who, and then she
Speaker 1: said Gaga had a bit of a laugh. Well that's
Speaker 1: not fucking funny.
Speaker 3: Probably you What are you doing over there?
Speaker 1: I just looped.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've just noticed that you're paneling. Sorry, clearly my
Speaker 3: inner carm's gone. I've just noticed your Your paneling has
Speaker 3: been so chaotic recently.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I just would?
Speaker 3: Am I wrong? Because I feel like I've noticed in
Speaker 3: the opener you've been like writing the fader up, turning
Speaker 3: the volume up, and then turning it down and then
Speaker 3: turning it up in the Is that if you're doing
Speaker 3: doing that on purpose? Or am I imagining it my
Speaker 3: new thing? Is it your new thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do an example?
Speaker 1: Okay, So do you have a good joke? Everyone just
Speaker 1: laughs yeah, and then Jenna said she actually likes Jonesy
Speaker 1: you go down?
Speaker 3: Is that what you've been doing? Because I've just noticed
Speaker 3: when I've listened back a couple of times, why does
Speaker 3: the music keep getting louder and quieter?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes when jem say something ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Jenna, you're dumb, poor, down right? And then I see,
Speaker 3: So it's for a fact, I just feel like sometimes
Speaker 3: the comic timing is not there. I'm sorry to be
Speaker 3: a cunt. Let me let me show you, let me
Speaker 3: show you. You're gonna do it to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, I'm gonna move to your desk. Don't
Speaker 1: pull me.
Speaker 3: I just listened to back a couple of which one
Speaker 3: is it again?
Speaker 1: The one that's on and app so number I think
Speaker 1: it's number two headphones? Do you think you are Steve Aoki?
Speaker 3: So here we are. I'm on the panel now. But
Speaker 3: I just noticed a couple of times that you do it,
Speaker 3: it gets louder and quieter. But I think you miss
Speaker 3: the comic timing. So let's just say I'm telling a joke.
Speaker 3: This is what it should be. Okay, Hey, guys, why
Speaker 3: did the chicken cross the road? Why to get to
Speaker 3: the other side, you go like this. When you do it,
Speaker 3: you're like, hey, guys, why did a chicken across the road?
Speaker 3: And I'm like I was like that, Why does it
Speaker 3: keep dropping in and out? Is there something wrong?
Speaker 1: Jenna? Do you agree? And be honest?
Speaker 3: Do I do that?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, you fucking panel the show. I'm here now you
Speaker 3: can do the rest of the show from mare. Well
Speaker 3: we're finished, so we don't know how to.
Speaker 1: Activate live tweets or all right, that's all we've got
Speaker 1: time for what you just sounded like me?
Speaker 3: It finished the ridiculous listening for another week.
Speaker 1: It's been a great show, he hasn't. It's a really
Speaker 1: good show. It's been a tight show. Thirty minutes tops.
Speaker 3: That's what it's meant to be, very true.
Speaker 1: Beg god, Bethos, good, isn't it? You've left your phone
Speaker 1: on looked to hear. What can I do? I'm trying
Speaker 1: to wrap de Can you your tweet from Lady Gaga?
Speaker 3: What is it? I've got her notification?
Speaker 1: I'm untalented. Hey, she's self quarantining? Is she She's got
Speaker 1: a massive fucking no. She'd breathe in coronavirus from will
Speaker 1: Hunt just once breathe in and she's got it, got
Speaker 1: a big old mars.
Speaker 3: Okay, here's microsoft. No more of that nonsense. Do you
Speaker 3: even know episode twenty? I think this is episode twenty?
Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just turned the wall off except mine. That's how
Speaker 3: it should be. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll be back
Speaker 3: next week. Bye bye?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 5: podcast up.
Speaker 3: Welcome to ad Deef. This is our secret segment. I
Speaker 3: can't believeth to the secret segment. Oh, I mentioned it
Speaker 3: while I was in here.
Speaker 1: Do you know what is my mic on?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've taken my phone.
Speaker 1: I've taken my ephones out in protest. I you know
Speaker 1: what you can?
Speaker 3: Sorry on?
Speaker 1: I have something to say to.
Speaker 3: Horry you on Helle anyway, add brief is our secret segment.
Speaker 3: We hope to trick people out of listening because usually
Speaker 3: the first half of the show, like the actual show,
Speaker 3: was something that we put thought into and prepare and
Speaker 3: we're relatively you know, we want to we want people
Speaker 3: to listen, but this part is completely rogue and unprepared
Speaker 3: and it's not our best way. I try and trick
Speaker 3: people out of listening. But that show was probably the
Speaker 3: most rogue we've ever gone.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of emotion about my grandma.
Speaker 3: I talked about neighbors. You didn't do an in gym.
Speaker 1: It was an antigym, and they're probably more entertaining than
Speaker 1: if I did bring one. Yeah, I can't believe I genuinely,
Speaker 1: you know. I was at home playing a board game
Speaker 1: the other day and I thought, this is my agem
Speaker 1: and it never once occurred to me that we've already
Speaker 1: done it. Yeah, right, isn't it weird? What sticks in
Speaker 1: my mind and what doesn't? It is very odd, like
Speaker 1: I remember so many niche memories, like what like when
Speaker 1: you and I first met for the very first time.
Speaker 1: We were in an elevator. Oh that's I guess the
Speaker 1: first impression. You remember a first impression. I remember once
Speaker 1: I dropped Jenna home because we both used to work
Speaker 1: on the night show slip HQ. I wasn't the host
Speaker 1: at the time. My status was a low to the ground,
Speaker 1: so I would actually talk to Jenna in the workplace. Nowadays, God,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be seen around those circles. And
Speaker 1: I said to Jenna, Oh, what are you doing? You know?
Speaker 1: She quivered, I need to get home to take the bus.
Speaker 5: It's so false.
Speaker 1: And I went no, and I went, Jenna, I'll drop you.
Speaker 1: Remember I didn't catch the bus. You said, what were
Speaker 1: you going to do?
Speaker 5: Catch the track?
Speaker 1: Oh? Really? Pull my story apart.
Speaker 3: You got the wrong public transfer and.
Speaker 1: I dropped you home and we had a great bonding session.
Speaker 1: And you lived in a mansion in the near the ocean.
Speaker 1: Vore clues or something?
Speaker 3: Wrong?
Speaker 1: Where did you live?
Speaker 5: Not in a mansion.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful house. You've got gates out the front.
Speaker 3: Wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I had a guard dog
Speaker 1: bark and rot like it was a flower power.
Speaker 5: Like greyhound doesn't know how to butt?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 1: What if you debarked? It? Cruelty into animals? Anyway, Mitch,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there?
Speaker 2: Much?
Speaker 3: What about you?
Speaker 1: You have an activator live tweets, You've got to activate them.
Speaker 3: I refuse, there's no such thing. Well, I'm trying to
Speaker 3: maintain my inner calm.
Speaker 1: Please, okay, can you teach us? Why don't we do
Speaker 1: another episode of guest Yoga and see who wants to
Speaker 1: gues yoka? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Because last week I got in another episode.
Speaker 1: Buttros was our mentor last week and this week.
Speaker 3: Maybe that was a few weeks ago, but your memory,
Speaker 3: it's fine.
Speaker 1: Supporo Saphora this week?
Speaker 3: How do I find okay? So, anyone who's new here,
Speaker 3: this is exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about
Speaker 3: when I say we go rogue, and I'm not proud
Speaker 3: of it. We ended up somehow doing an impression of
Speaker 3: what it would be like if Ida Buttos was the
Speaker 3: voiceover for a meditation.
Speaker 1: No, you know where it came from? My memory? Again?
Speaker 1: Weird how I remember this. I saw her at Marti
Speaker 1: Gras tunnel vision, directly on Ida Buttros's wig, and I
Speaker 1: looked at you and said, there's Eider and then we
Speaker 1: just went down that garden path.
Speaker 3: Because it's it. And that's not the same music.
Speaker 1: It's very similar. It should be on our wall.
Speaker 3: Oh is this our war Joga music? I searched meditation era?
Speaker 1: It's my era. Should I give us someone? I can't
Speaker 1: do impressions though Mitch is greater impressions. I can't.
Speaker 3: Who do you want me to do? This way?
Speaker 1: What a bad think?
Speaker 3: It's fun if we plan it. I feel like I
Speaker 3: it was only fun because it was spontaneous.
Speaker 1: Give it a go. It's like that time we did
Speaker 1: jingles and we had to do ads and they were
Speaker 1: very funny. Then we tried to do it again, and.
Speaker 3: Where's the bloody yoga music. It's not on your.
Speaker 1: We'll just search yoga music and you'll get it.
Speaker 3: You said it was on the wall.
Speaker 1: Who can we do? Jenna Sarah Harris know someone with
Speaker 1: a unique voice, but Chose's lisp really stands out.
Speaker 3: I'm made about truth, I am made about jas Okay,
Speaker 3: there's a few here.
Speaker 1: Curing the current coronavirus grass. I'm wearing pads you can
Speaker 1: buy the way you'd be a proth bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is it, This is it?
Speaker 1: A rattlesnake at the stars, Tray Grimshaw tonight, No, I can't.
Speaker 3: What would she say in a meditation?
Speaker 5: Sandra Sally?
Speaker 3: Oh, God, good evening, tonight, work play stress, playing on
Speaker 3: your mind? Is that guy ever gonna text you back?
Speaker 3: Or are you kidding yourself? All that still to come
Speaker 3: and still to escape your brain? Unsaid for Sally. Welcome
Speaker 3: to this meditation. Now we begin our meditation. God, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what she said. Follow my Instagram at
Speaker 3: short black that's what it's called. I always every time
Speaker 3: Sandra Sally posts something on Instagram, because of course I
Speaker 3: follow her, I think, who the fuck short black? I
Speaker 3: click there and I go, oh, yes, Sandra, because it's
Speaker 3: never of herself, no ever, So it's like dogs.
Speaker 1: And coffee order. She's not even a black woman.
Speaker 3: And sure it's the name of her podcast, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: God, she's smart. I don't love to get her on
Speaker 1: as a guest.
Speaker 3: We'll make it happen. Dude, what do you think I'm
Speaker 3: receiving reports that you're struggling to sleep. We cross life
Speaker 3: now to this meditation in order to lull you there.
Speaker 3: Let's begin with breathing in. Thank you. Now, when we
Speaker 3: begin with breathing out, and for our next in hell,
Speaker 3: we cross life to Tim Bailey.
Speaker 7: Tim Hexandra, I'm about here, got you made with a
Speaker 7: suddenly coming through sunshine tomorrow Sunday, Sunday, honey, bright skies.
Speaker 1: And blue suns across the country. Tim Bailey Live from
Speaker 1: the chop Up back to Uxandra.
Speaker 3: Thanks Tim. Now we're having some intrusive deep self doubt
Speaker 3: trickling through. I don't really know where to go from there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Tim Bailey needs to calm down.
Speaker 3: For those who aren't in Sydney. Tim Bailey is like
Speaker 3: this pint size weather man that used to be out
Speaker 3: of the road all the time and now he's just
Speaker 3: got the Daily Bailey Weatherwall or some shit. He's always
Speaker 3: in studio.
Speaker 1: I'm like when he's at school, he's scorched by the
Speaker 1: sun and he looks like a date. Can you google
Speaker 1: Tim Bailey loses it on it? Go to the web?
Speaker 1: Do you know how to do that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Up to the web favor web faber, up the web fader.
Speaker 1: I went to after Have you seen him lose it?
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Tim Bailey trying to find a pair. You just want
Speaker 3: to sit back here. I'm over it. You do it.
Speaker 1: He buckled under the pressure.
Speaker 3: There's no pressure.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm much better at it anyway. I prefer to
Speaker 1: do it so and thank God that you're back because
Speaker 1: I can. Finally, it's under the desk the button to
Speaker 1: do it officially live tweets active.
Speaker 3: Quite late in the show for us to do it
Speaker 3: here we gots is coming through.
Speaker 1: Because we had me to oh my god, stop stuff
Speaker 1: stop there we go.
Speaker 3: That we should go guys, Yeah we shouldn't.
Speaker 5: I think that's idea.
Speaker 1: I'm getting Tim Bailey freaks out on the air. All right, Tim,
Speaker 1: but I love about you. Google Tim Bailey loses it.
Speaker 3: That's what you told me to look up word for
Speaker 3: the world.
Speaker 1: I don't think I said that.
Speaker 3: Hey, can you turn me up? Because I turned you
Speaker 3: down when you're on this manch did you because you're louder?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: We did television Bloopers and that was one of our
Speaker 1: most few videos when Paul Lee, remember Lee didn't get that,
Speaker 1: didn't get the I g a voucher. We should do
Speaker 1: some more just brainstorming on the air.
Speaker 3: And you know how I said that the show we
Speaker 3: did the other week with which Mitch was our worst show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think this might have a clips it really so?
Speaker 3: Oh what's that the timer that says we've gone on
Speaker 3: too long?
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's been a pleasure. Are we going to
Speaker 1: hear that? I can't find it. I didn't set one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going.
Speaker 3: I've had to start. I've started setting timers to say
Speaker 3: how long it's been, like, so when we should wrap
Speaker 3: the show because we always go over and then I
Speaker 3: have to cut certain things to make it the right length, because,
Speaker 3: as Petho pointed, out quite rightly. It was too long
Speaker 3: that week that I couldn't edit.
Speaker 1: Ah, you're such a knock I agree, What do you
Speaker 1: such a knock? A knock? Well?
Speaker 4: Am I not?
Speaker 3: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Oh, because we're just going on. I'm having a bit
Speaker 1: of fun. People love it. If people don't want to listen,
Speaker 1: they can turn off. Am I right, Guys, send us
Speaker 1: a tweet if you're listening live and you want us
Speaker 1: to keep going.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But I also think that it's just like it's
Speaker 3: taking the piss, putting this out in the world and
Speaker 3: being like, here you go, this is what we have
Speaker 3: to offer. Yeah, people not good content?
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably right. Well, I started the show with the
Speaker 1: Purge siren, and it's officially over. Purge is done. Okay,
Speaker 1: how would you go in the Purge? I reckon, you'd
Speaker 1: be great. So I'm gonna come at you with a
Speaker 1: go no no, no, mad not may Dallan. Someone's in
Speaker 1: the house next door, you take them him in the bath.
Speaker 3: It's the Purge that it's that movie where it's for
Speaker 3: twenty four hours that no laws, including murder apply, so
Speaker 3: people just go around killing people and stuff. Jenna would
Speaker 3: be fucking element.
Speaker 1: My God, that's Jenna's Christmas bring. Would you what would
Speaker 1: you got? Would you attack to be to hide or
Speaker 1: would you just hunt? Would you go kill?
Speaker 6: I'd kill you, you would not.
Speaker 3: I don't have anyone that I dislike enough that I
Speaker 3: need to kill them. I reckon I'd just find a
Speaker 3: sick hiding spot and just outwit everyone, outwit, you know,
Speaker 3: like outsmart though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know. I just thought that was
Speaker 1: quite funny.
Speaker 3: Well, you know I've got I'm renowned for my wish
Speaker 3: you are spelt with a double live course because of
Speaker 3: my workplace.
Speaker 1: ID alright, guys, Well before we go, Jenna told me
Speaker 1: before the show started that she had something she wanted
Speaker 1: to tell us. So, Jenna, you've got the stage make
Speaker 1: the announcement.
Speaker 5: I never said that, Jenna, I never said that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you. I saw Jenna in the bathroom
Speaker 1: taking a pregnancy.
Speaker 5: Test, so you were in the female bar.
Speaker 1: What I was looking through the male was blocked up,
Speaker 1: So I used the girls. Also because the cubicle stores
Speaker 1: are wider, man, I need the extra width.
Speaker 3: Why would they be wider? And the girls for their hips,
Speaker 3: for birthing, for all the people that give birth in
Speaker 3: the radio station bathroom, and I walked in and all I.
Speaker 1: Could hear is this, and I thought, I know that
Speaker 1: sound from all the girls that I've knocked up. That's
Speaker 1: a pregnancy sticky. So I look over the cubicle. I
Speaker 1: see Jenna squatting. You looked over the cue and she said,
Speaker 1: she said, please don't tell me to let me announce
Speaker 1: him on the show. And I said, go for it.
Speaker 1: So Jenna has your time tell him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you made up that whole story.
Speaker 1: You're not pregnant. Never happened. There you go, Well, let's
Speaker 1: get out of here. That's the opener. Sorry, want a mess?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I need it that way.
Speaker 5: Why am I even here?
Speaker 1: If you were pregnant, would you announce it on the show?
Speaker 1: Nor Im'm gonna kill you?
Speaker 3: She wouldn't, as she would.
Speaker 1: She's got a ticket to look after.
Speaker 5: It's Tiger.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: I'd like to propose something to you, Mitchell. This is
Speaker 3: actually I know that we keep our iGEM's secret from
Speaker 3: each other until the day. But you were just talking
Speaker 3: about Jenna being pregnant and stuff, and I thought of
Speaker 3: an I gem on the fly. But it does require
Speaker 3: some homework from both of us. Okay, I was gonna say,
Speaker 3: is it just me or do the titles of pornography
Speaker 3: seem perfectly normal in the moment, but then in hindsight,
Speaker 3: when you think back, you think, why did I click
Speaker 3: on that? That is whole fucked up? Why would I
Speaker 3: click on that? So your homework is to take note
Speaker 3: of the titles of pawns that you watch. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: that that really is an insight into what you're into,
Speaker 3: because I just thought of it because one of them
Speaker 3: that I clicked on the other day was it was
Speaker 3: like me getting my girl. It was a straight couple,
Speaker 3: me getting my girlfriend pregnant, and I was like, I'm
Speaker 3: going to watch this. Obviously, it's just the title. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just two people fucking. It's no different to any
Speaker 3: other porno, but for some reason, that title made it
Speaker 3: more intriguing, and I was like, what's wrong with my brains?
Speaker 3: I picked on that.
Speaker 1: Also, it's always after you, you know, like finish that,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if it's you, but I've got
Speaker 1: like maybe six tabs going and then I have to
Speaker 1: delete my tab one by one and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: was mentally wanting to watch that. That was like next
Speaker 1: up in my queue.
Speaker 3: Why was I know you and you're like, oh god,
Speaker 3: do you do that?
Speaker 1: So I scroll through the feed and I go open
Speaker 1: a new tab, open a new tab, open a new tab,
Speaker 1: and then once I'm like ten seconds through ago and no,
Speaker 1: this isn't doing anything, so I go to the next one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I do that too. It's been a real
Speaker 3: problem with the Internet at the moment too. Why because
Speaker 3: I don't know why I think that. I don't know
Speaker 3: if it's got anything to do with the bloody everyone
Speaker 3: working from home, nice sleeping. I don't know I've got
Speaker 3: anything to do with that, but I feel like your
Speaker 3: internet's been really shitting the last week with all the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Everyone's working from home, so the grids, Yeah, that NBN's
Speaker 1: being tested, Jenna, that's not how I pointed that taught
Speaker 1: you to.
Speaker 3: Can you think of in the moment, a weird one
Speaker 3: that you've watched, oh, the.
Speaker 1: Ones that always freaked me out, or whether it's like
Speaker 1: the Daddy ones. I don't like the Daddy, but it's
Speaker 1: like Daddy does this too, Like it's creepy.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe I won't use this as an ead gym
Speaker 3: because I may to talk about it now, but I
Speaker 3: remember seeing there was a video, and then I scrolled
Speaker 3: a bit further and the exact same video appeared, but
Speaker 3: they changed it from like just two normal people to
Speaker 3: like stepfather or something like that. And I was like,
Speaker 3: and I was talking to one of the girls I
Speaker 3: do Schneitdy Committee with about this, and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what is it about? Like, there's nothing, nothing in the
Speaker 3: actual video that alludes to the fact that they are,
Speaker 3: you know, stepfather, stepdaughter, step son, whatever. There's nothing in
Speaker 3: the video that alludes to that there them having a
Speaker 3: step relationship, but something about that being the title? Why
Speaker 3: is that more trigging?
Speaker 1: Maybe is a simple set upline at the start? But
Speaker 1: thanks mate, I know it's hard on you, but me,
Speaker 1: I really love your mum anyway, bend over, Like, what
Speaker 1: what could they say start to set that up? Mate?
Speaker 1: I know your dad normally drives you to baseball, but
Speaker 1: I'll do it today. Also, pants off. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you know what, I reckon the actors.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could possibly talk about I changed
Speaker 3: my mind. I'm not talking about this in the main
Speaker 3: show why too much? And yet like I'm hoping to
Speaker 3: trick people that are listening to this, including family members.
Speaker 3: They don't need to know about what porn hold.
Speaker 1: Your families don't listen to this, do that. I don't
Speaker 1: get this far. Your sister congratulations, pregnant or something? What?
Speaker 1: When does something happen? She put something an announcement on Facebook,
Speaker 1: and I congratulated her. Her baby got got its christening
Speaker 1: or something? I swear?
Speaker 3: Did she named the baby when it was something that
Speaker 3: happened with your She's got a three year old and
Speaker 3: a one year old. They're both named.
Speaker 1: Did it say it's first words?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Shit?
Speaker 1: Well, were we talking about Jenne? Do you remember before
Speaker 1: the pawn?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: It was the pawn? And then I said, oh I
Speaker 3: hope that my I can't talk about this in the
Speaker 3: main show.
Speaker 1: Oh well, then let's talk about it about it now.
Speaker 1: I don't search anything in porn, you know what I do.
Speaker 1: I go to the category that I like, which is
Speaker 1: you know, well it's not interosexual, and I just scroll
Speaker 1: until I find something, and I go by thumbnail. Also,
Speaker 1: paorn set the standard you know on YouTube when you
Speaker 1: like go over a thumbnail and it starts playing, but
Speaker 1: you haven't clicked it yet, so it sort of shows
Speaker 1: you highlines Paorn led the charge on that. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: Paun was doing that years ago.
Speaker 3: No preview available.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what do you mean, Yeah, bullshit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's you're asking me to invest a lot of
Speaker 3: trust in this video.
Speaker 1: Right by one still image. Please come on pork and.
Speaker 3: Someone else anyway, Jenna, what sort of porn do you like?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm too busy.
Speaker 3: Please, You're never too busy for a bit of bit.
Speaker 1: Of fun, especially during the whole quarantine. Jesus Christ, I
Speaker 1: thought my thing was going to fall off last Thursday.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I'm just joking.
Speaker 1: Actually, haven't been too busy.
Speaker 3: So other than other than step Son, than step farthers
Speaker 3: and et cetera. What what titles have you felt guilty
Speaker 3: for clicking on?
Speaker 1: I always feel guilty when I click on an amateure
Speaker 1: one because I'm like, maybe they didn't want this out there.
Speaker 1: You know, they seem like a lovely.
Speaker 3: Couple, Like No, I think they make them look amateur
Speaker 3: on purpose, because some people prefer that.
Speaker 1: Really, I think that must be where I go because
Speaker 1: I watch it and then I'm like, maybe he's doing
Speaker 1: it without that consent of the partner. But then they
Speaker 1: always look at the camera and do things like yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You can always tell when
Speaker 1: it's a production company behind the amateurre one because then
Speaker 1: they look at the camera and they say buzzwords like
Speaker 1: you know film me.
Speaker 3: It's like no one, yeah, no one, Like they're reading
Speaker 3: cards off the camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Ellen, do want to give back reading Q cards?
Speaker 1: I like amateurre What else is there that? Nothing really
Speaker 1: irks me? It's always a brother thing, Like a lot
Speaker 1: of gay porn is always like my step brother after school.
Speaker 3: What is it about that, like just two people? It's
Speaker 3: not they're not. Actually they never allude to the fact that, oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: my brother, I think it is. I think it's you
Speaker 3: know how some people get that thrill out of doing
Speaker 3: things in public, like you know, sex in a park
Speaker 3: or like some people I know, like female friends of mine,
Speaker 3: have said that they love if they're on a bus,
Speaker 3: they'll just do a sneaky like fiddle a little bit
Speaker 3: of you're kidding, They'll like do a little bit of
Speaker 3: they'll rub one out through the pants to you. Yes,
Speaker 3: they'll rub one out through their pants because and it's
Speaker 3: that thrill of I'm not supposed to be doing this,
Speaker 3: This isn't supposed to be happening. That that's that's what
Speaker 3: is the turn on. And to be honest, I can't
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: But why kind have you ever done anything publicly with
Speaker 1: a person?
Speaker 3: No? Really definitely wouldn't be against them anyway.
Speaker 1: Interesting, So.
Speaker 3: It's the it's the it's the whole factor of this
Speaker 3: isn't meant to be happening, and you know it's wrong.
Speaker 3: I think that's why people click on those videos where
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, you know, fucking siblings.
Speaker 1: You know, the ones that get me and I often
Speaker 1: click on it, but I never make it to them.
Speaker 1: They're always like nights in the tabs. It's like Mormon
Speaker 1: Pasta teaches biblical you know, student a lesson.
Speaker 3: No, Mormon boys is one of my favorite.
Speaker 4: Is it really?
Speaker 3: They wear the Yeah, they wear the Hessian clot No,
Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't like the one where it's
Speaker 3: the like the pasta, like their senior leader. But if
Speaker 3: it's like the the dorm mates, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, the dorm mates. Do you think we should
Speaker 1: play like a warning for what you know, it's a
Speaker 1: sexy chat.
Speaker 3: It's happened already, yeah, said, I like Mormon Boy. That's
Speaker 3: my favorite porname channel, like, we're not my favorite, Jenn
Speaker 3: know what about you has already?
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 1: Sorry. I thought that was going to be a warning thing.
Speaker 1: So Jenna, surely you watch though, No, have you.
Speaker 3: Ever probably have you seen Two Girls, One Car?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's inappropriate.
Speaker 3: Can we make Jenner watch Two Girls, One Cup for
Speaker 3: the first time?
Speaker 1: I'm not I would never do that to you, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Jenna, I think you should listen. You bailed out on
Speaker 3: getting Hayden's reaction to Miley's cancelation last week. Give me something.
Speaker 1: Well, we've got Maggie on the line. Maggie, you watch
Speaker 1: Stepdaddy porn? Did you enjoy it? Talk to me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so amazing.
Speaker 7: Here was incredible.
Speaker 1: They go, So she's into it. Wow. What about Grace? Grace,
Speaker 1: you and your boyfriend watch Mormon porn as well? Talk
Speaker 1: to me about the vibe. How do you all enjoy
Speaker 1: watching it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: A couple of times, they go, they watched it a
Speaker 1: couple of times.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to find it. Sorry, that's fine for anyone
Speaker 3: who doesn't know. Two Girls, One Cup is like the
Speaker 3: most like everyone in high school. It's something that people
Speaker 3: would watch. It's like the most infamous porner ever, because
Speaker 3: it's just you can't even describe what's happening.
Speaker 1: I don't want to, could you? I'm not.
Speaker 3: I didn't say you're going to watch It's not all
Speaker 3: about you, Dallan.
Speaker 1: What's my show just as much it is yours.
Speaker 3: I'm making Jenna watch it.
Speaker 1: Keep up? Are you really wanting to watch this, Jenna? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I want to know what it is.
Speaker 1: We've got Lucy. Lucy, you watched the last week for
Speaker 1: the first time.
Speaker 4: To you like it?
Speaker 1: He was incredible. She liked it?
Speaker 3: So how do you find it?
Speaker 1: I used to watch my friends like Google meat Spin
Speaker 1: and I google it and it was a man swinging
Speaker 1: his penis round and the X to exit the web
Speaker 1: page would bounce around the screen. So me with my
Speaker 1: little preppy beescent mouse was like quick enough. I could
Speaker 1: never get it. So I just reboot the whole me
Speaker 1: right round Baby. Then I finally erased it from my memory.
Speaker 1: Then I watched the Hangover movie and that song played
Speaker 1: in the credits, and now I could think of was
Speaker 1: giant swinging Dick. I want to enjoy the movie? Is
Speaker 1: that galaf and Akis's comedy You don't know Swing and dick. Mit,
Speaker 1: she's still looking for three girls one carp.
Speaker 3: Can I put that out to the three guys in
Speaker 3: the office if.
Speaker 1: You just hit producer on your machine.
Speaker 3: And really, I've had this option to be like the
Speaker 3: loudspeaker in school this whole time. Gentlemen, where would I
Speaker 3: find two girls one carp It's important, don't they're busy
Speaker 3: working on kids. Don't laugh. I'm furious YouTube Brad so bullshit.
Speaker 1: In the meantime you search for that, We're gonna go
Speaker 1: to the phones. All right, Jenna, get the prize wheel.
Speaker 1: We'll give away some prizes. Haven't done this in a while. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, We've got Lee in Asakana, which is on
Speaker 1: the north coast. Lee is ready to play. We got
Speaker 1: prizes for you. It's gonna be fun. So Lee, give
Speaker 1: a spin, le guys, Jenna spinning it for you. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, six seven, eight, nine, and it's on ten.
Speaker 1: Jenna tell me what she's wine.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, this is a good one. A roll of
Speaker 5: reusable toilet paper.
Speaker 3: Oh well done, Lee, Congratulations. How's it reusable?
Speaker 1: Jenna? They just cloth like sheets of cloth. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go to Bruce in Maridona, Bruce, get ready, spin, buddy, Jenna,
Speaker 1: given this well dark? Oh? Sorry the music number three? Jannel,
Speaker 1: What do is you want?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this is a really good one. A
Speaker 5: trip to London which has been canned.
Speaker 1: Brilliant done. That's great.
Speaker 3: So technically you've won nothing there, buddy, But thanks for golling.
Speaker 1: Oh let's do one more. Let's go to Louse cinder
Speaker 1: color just nooser nowhere, no no interesting suburbs, she's just innoser.
Speaker 1: Give the wheels, spin yet, go for her. There we go.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've had safe search on this whole time.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, hold on quickly, what's cinder one?
Speaker 5: I am still wearing high here.
Speaker 1: On all four feet or just an offul so not
Speaker 1: the bottom too? How easy? Fine?
Speaker 3: Now that I don't have safe search on, I'm even
Speaker 3: on the off of swifi.
Speaker 1: Oh Mitch, No, what safe search?
Speaker 3: It's literally what it sounds like. It's what you'd put
Speaker 3: on your computer so your kids can't accidentally find something filthy. Okay,
Speaker 3: this is definitely it. Mit, you turn this ship off, please.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it.
Speaker 3: You're not watching it.
Speaker 1: Is Jenna, Jenna, can we get your verbal consent?
Speaker 3: Yes, she's already done that. She hasn't do you not
Speaker 3: think it's a good idea. We don't have to.
Speaker 5: I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3: I want to see what he's really advising against it.
Speaker 1: I'm just a bit of a brood when it comes
Speaker 1: to this stuff. But if Jenna wants to do it,
Speaker 1: she can do it.
Speaker 3: You've just talked about watching your stepfather's bang this episode,
Speaker 3: but now you're too preddy torching girls enjoy their.
Speaker 1: Own bodily fluids show, Jenna, let's.
Speaker 3: Go, Okay, let's do it. Here you go, Jenna, Oh goodness,
Speaker 3: I feel very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: All right? You ready for it?
Speaker 3: Yes? Wait, I've got to film this surely our instagram
Speaker 3: at couple of mitches? Yeah you.
Speaker 1: Someone help her?
Speaker 3: She's reaching, like dry reaching.
Speaker 1: What's this music? She's crying. Jenna's now crying, Oh what's
Speaker 1: happening here? Or what part is not too? This music
Speaker 1: sounds like the Sims loading music.
Speaker 3: Jenna's crying, Oh god, is this music?
Speaker 1: Sounds like they're in the Pokemon Center. Stop but this
Speaker 1: is cruel. Get rid of it.
Speaker 3: That's enough, okay to no.
Speaker 1: No more of this? Are you okay?
Speaker 4: Jenna?
Speaker 1: Why don't you explain what those two girls did.
Speaker 5: What if the body I didn't vomited into each other's mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's in a nutshell. Really, the two girls one
Speaker 3: cup full of like not very high fiber dump with money,
Speaker 3: and then they started drinking and then spitting into each
Speaker 3: other's mouth, and then they started making to other vomit
Speaker 3: in which it's revolting. I didn't. I didn't expect that.
Speaker 1: What did you think it was gonna happen? They're going
Speaker 1: to show a glass of iced water.
Speaker 5: No, I thought they were doing something with a cup
Speaker 5: having a pest.
Speaker 1: She thought they were a girl. She thought they were
Speaker 1: just about to that. She'd start the video and then
Speaker 1: you'd hear I thought it was the cup song Paul
Speaker 1: little JJ. No, that's equal matter.
Speaker 3: We should definitely I have played this close of four.
Speaker 1: Times in this show. Yeah, feel sick, Jenna. You need
Speaker 1: a better dean on the eyeballs. And we need to
Speaker 1: assess our lives, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Do we need to with our lives?
Speaker 1: Because we did a lot of dirty talk this episode.
Speaker 1: People want to remember we asked on like episode three,
Speaker 1: we're very keen to get sexy, and we asked, if
Speaker 1: you want what if you want to if you want
Speaker 1: an X rated version of the show, d m us
Speaker 1: and we got that. We've got a lot of d
Speaker 1: ms asking for it. Why do we never do that?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it was a bit creepy.
Speaker 3: It's a bit forced to be like, hello, guys, welcome
Speaker 3: to the show. We've set aside some time to talk
Speaker 3: about our sex. Yea, no, that's what the Sydney Gaze did.
Speaker 1: Also, that was very much like which Mitch, which wasn't
Speaker 1: crafted right, which Jenna takes for credit for. But that
Speaker 1: was sort of just a compliment sesh, which I'm not into.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about that afterwards because anyone who didn't
Speaker 3: listen to episode eighteen, I think it was we did
Speaker 3: which Mitch anonymous compliments, we have to guess which Mitch
Speaker 3: it applies to, and it tanked because all the compliments,
Speaker 3: it was really obvious who they applied to. There was
Speaker 3: no mystery or debate. Yeah, and we were like joking
Speaker 3: blameing Jenna, and then I realized that Jenna doesn't have
Speaker 3: the password to our Instagram, so she had to get
Speaker 3: these messages somehow. Epis week it was you welcome, we
Speaker 3: will see you, and it's going to be a big week.
Speaker 1: We really need to wrap up.
Speaker 3: We've been going on from you're a radio professional and
Speaker 3: you let that happen. Obviously haven't listened to my show
Speaker 3: at night because it's a train run. Surely sent me
Speaker 3: all the message.
Speaker 1: I see you next week, chat in.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
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