WEBVTT - #140 Two Ranting Parents

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<v Speaker 1>Both Oscar and I have been banned from Mario Kart

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<v Speaker 1>in my house. Go On April has officially banned Mario Kart.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar used to come home after school want to play

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<v Speaker 1>me marriy cut, but I kept kicking his.

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<v Speaker 2>Ass and then I would try and be.

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<v Speaker 1>A good winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you antagonize him? Oh yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I would laugh at something that happened on the screen

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't even had to do with him, and he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't love hating laughter. And now we're both well

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<v Speaker 2>that'll learn you that, it will learn me.

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<v Speaker 1>So look, Oscar's taking it harder than I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to doo doating dads. I am Mattie J and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the good, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>The bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've come for advice, shock horror, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna happen. It's not going to happen. Absolutely not. Just

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<v Speaker 2>realized I've been so sore. I just my back has

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<v Speaker 2>been it's stiff. Thank you, and I'm not just talking

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<v Speaker 2>about your peenis there is just laugh good start. I

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<v Speaker 2>realized what I did? What's that? Go on? I am

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<v Speaker 2>renovating a house.

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<v Speaker 1>Start this again.

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<v Speaker 2>At the moment, renovating a house, I thought it was finished,

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<v Speaker 2>renovating a house, Ash, tell me it's never finished, just abandoned.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm K. So we were doing a bit of landscaping.

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<v Speaker 2>A lovely young man named Charlie who was helping us

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<v Speaker 2>out shirtless, he no, very very short shorts, very short shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw him once in normal clothing attire and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>nothing to gork at. And then he came dressed ready

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<v Speaker 2>to work and he had like proper, like seventy shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>On nothing a gore cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like a lot of a lot of thigh And

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Bolt, yeah, subtle, it's just like not

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<v Speaker 2>a not enough to be like that's off pudding, but

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<v Speaker 2>just enough to like every now and then the sun

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<v Speaker 2>would catch it. It would catch the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, there's nothing out off putting about any

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<v Speaker 1>size bolt Man.

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<v Speaker 2>But the whole time, Ash, I've been like, hey, if

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<v Speaker 2>you need a hand in a hand, I'm more than

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<v Speaker 2>capable of cradling. And oh, sorry, Jess, I hate that

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<v Speaker 2>she does. She really hates that. I can see. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's good, I'm off for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, I will give you a hand

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<v Speaker 2>and he was like, oh yeah, okay, that's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, let me help you. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to feel like a man. Also gets me out of

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<v Speaker 2>looking after the kids. Smart, thank you smart. I like

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<v Speaker 2>anything to get out of helping. And he was like, look,

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<v Speaker 2>we have some road base, a little bit of road

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<v Speaker 2>based coming. Do you say what is road based? Keep

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<v Speaker 2>a ton of it. And we're doing buckets in the trailer.

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<v Speaker 2>In the buckets down the side of the house. Boom.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I can help you.

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<v Speaker 1>Where was it going?

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<v Speaker 2>It was going in Noah, you're asking questions. Okay, well

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<v Speaker 2>you can't start us. Story was going there was okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a trim of the deck and it's going in

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<v Speaker 2>base the trim around the deck and then we're having

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<v Speaker 2>some stones on top. And I did about six buckets.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, a single bucket at a time, double double smart.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, part of a part of painters training just

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<v Speaker 1>to is you know how heavy those drums twenty leads.

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<v Speaker 2>Are like twenty kilos. Well leaders is.

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<v Speaker 1>More than twenty kilos, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty leaders of water is twenty kilos and paint thicker,

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<v Speaker 1>so wouldn't it be heavy.

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<v Speaker 2>Lots to think about, a lot to think about.

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<v Speaker 1>They stay to carry too at once even out the

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<v Speaker 1>way better for you're back smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Well. I was just following what Charlie was doing.

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<v Speaker 2>So his name is Charlie, Charlie and his bulg and

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<v Speaker 2>he's doing a great job. Charlie, sorry from being inappropriate here.

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<v Speaker 2>You're very handsome, very handsome. But I've done a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of buckets. I did maybe half an hour of like

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<v Speaker 2>buckets and pouring, and then Lauda was like, You've got

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<v Speaker 2>to take the kids. And I've woken up this morning

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, I feel like I've been like compressed

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<v Speaker 2>my spine. Maybe you have heavy man chess. How do

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<v Speaker 2>these boys do that all day?

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<v Speaker 1>Muscle memory? It becomes muscle memory, right, they work on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just like it's like going into a gym, a

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<v Speaker 1>bodybuilder's gym, you and then them saying to you, right,

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<v Speaker 1>come over here and lift this what they would usually lift.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you waken up the next day and no

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<v Speaker 1>wonder you saw.

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<v Speaker 2>I did do? I don't know. Tell me as someone

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<v Speaker 2>who has spent a lot of time on site as

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<v Speaker 2>a accomplished, accomplished painter.

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<v Speaker 1>When are you accomplished?

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<v Speaker 2>Not so much. Just what do you call someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>finished the trade? That your qualified painter?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he had two buckets and he was like

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<v Speaker 2>shoveling it off the back of the tray into the buckets.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's a number of buckets there on the floor,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to grab two and I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I just put one more shovel in this one here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he didn't like it, swinging your dick around that nice,

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<v Speaker 1>You're like coming here, he comes to my fucking trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Fill up this bucket to the to the bring you

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. And then I was like five steps away

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<v Speaker 2>from being like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>He was shoveling and then carrying. I'm guessing so he's

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<v Speaker 1>doing both. Yeah, and you're just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Top it off, a big fellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hey, last week I told a story, yes, about

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<v Speaker 1>something I broke as a child. Oh, yes, and we

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<v Speaker 1>are lucky enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, fucking sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's all right. You get a lot on your plate.

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<v Speaker 2>You tell a lot of stories. It's hard to keep up. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just shut my mouth. No, you're just like in

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<v Speaker 2>a good way. You're like a never ending pig. Because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to show amazing stories.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. And you've got a lot on your plane

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm seeing what you understand where you've forgot renovating.

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<v Speaker 2>For those For those who are unaware, it was the

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<v Speaker 2>car door ther door.

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<v Speaker 1>So I inadverted speech, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't move too much.

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<v Speaker 1>I was blamed for something that happened, which was the

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<v Speaker 1>door ripping off on the poor side of a fence. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but my sister blamed me for our whole childhood until

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<v Speaker 1>she did and finally admit when we were teenagers that

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<v Speaker 1>it was her that actually left the door open which

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<v Speaker 1>led to it being ripped off. Now we are lucky

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<v Speaker 1>enough to have my sister who's willing to take questions

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<v Speaker 1>from you, Matt about said into and so what we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do to give a quick call please, and we will

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<v Speaker 1>ask her to defend herself. Her start of the story's

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<v Speaker 1>a good answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, oh well, someone's got cold feet. She knows the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>You're there for those listening. My sister's name is Beth.

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<v Speaker 1>I refer to Beth. That's who I am referring to.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's just it's just Jesus, sorry to put you

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<v Speaker 2>through this painful phone call. Okay, can I just can

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<v Speaker 2>I just say, Beth, if you would like to, you

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<v Speaker 2>may have a lawyer present for this phone call. Anything

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<v Speaker 2>you say or do will be held against you and

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<v Speaker 2>possibly used in court. I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, have you practiced that line?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just watched a lot of law order.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Ben, I want you to give us your

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<v Speaker 1>version of the story, like exposing our family. I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel poor.

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<v Speaker 2>Those things together. Yeah, you must have just felt.

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<v Speaker 1>We lived in a We lived in asbestos riddled house.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet it was like a marble fence and ash

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, it was horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>I lived next door as the Italians, a concrete fence.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a statue of Baby Jesus out the front. Yeah, obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>like it was quite a memorable moment in our family.

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<v Speaker 2>And I remember it being a really big deal because

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<v Speaker 2>the car had electric windows.

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<v Speaker 3>And he says, yeah, because there was just all these

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<v Speaker 3>electronics that had to get picked, as well as just

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<v Speaker 3>the door.

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<v Speaker 2>This was twenty eight years ago we're talking about. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't really remember the specifics, but I do remember it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, being assumed that Ashton left the door open just

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<v Speaker 3>obviously went on with that, like I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>take a blame for, you know, a couple of thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars worth of damage to your dad's favorite car, only car.

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<v Speaker 2>He kind of took it on the Chino me. He

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<v Speaker 2>just kept Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like he didn't deny it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like four years old, barely tall, just went along

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<v Speaker 2>with it. I think I just had to cop up

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<v Speaker 2>because I was the youngest. You were, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>showman of the siblings.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you just enjoyed being the center of attention

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<v Speaker 3>of this story.

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<v Speaker 2>So, oh, he's fine with it. Oh I wasn't. It

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<v Speaker 2>obviously made her the victim here, which I like, living

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<v Speaker 2>in the shadows of Ashwicks, which must have been very

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<v Speaker 2>difficult me understand where I come from. What was the

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<v Speaker 2>moment which led to you owning up to the incident.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't get any trouble now ten years later. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it is a rule once once you hit a decade,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a clean slate, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know Ashton's taken the blame for this, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I.

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<v Speaker 2>Did it very good, very good. I appreciate being blamed

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<v Speaker 2>for so long.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad that now you'll be right. My therapist

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<v Speaker 1>has heard about this story many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this the final page though of the story. Are

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<v Speaker 2>we now putting this to bed finally know? Oh ah,

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<v Speaker 2>she's there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the term no, I think Mum did call

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<v Speaker 1>me about it continues, it continues. I feel like once

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<v Speaker 1>I've spoken to Mum about I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to take it to my deathbed. I very appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate you being on the podcast, Beth and owning up. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>happy birthday, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you thirty thirty seven? Well congratulations, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Look a day over twenty. Stop creeping on my sister. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thanks Beth. It'll still come up with my therapist.

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<v Speaker 1>But I appreciate you owning up to it. There we

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<v Speaker 1>have it, so open the horses.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we have it.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just pull you up on one thing you

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<v Speaker 2>were there? You know those you know, those celebrities like

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<v Speaker 2>I think Pink is one who's she's been outed for

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<v Speaker 2>not being poor, but she pretended to be poor to

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<v Speaker 2>be more relatable. Are you No, you're essentially the podcast

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<v Speaker 2>version of Pink. You're like, we were so poor and

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<v Speaker 2>then she's like, then the Bentley was so badly damaged

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<v Speaker 2>that we didn't even get to drive it for a

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<v Speaker 2>whole two weeks. Electric windows, oh support.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a rental firebro asbestos house that my dad felt.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I'm just having a flashback. Fuck, what is

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<v Speaker 2>it now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my dad fell through the asbestos roof when he

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<v Speaker 1>was trying to fix the antenna so that we get reception.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember coming out of my bedroom and it happened,

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<v Speaker 1>and all I could see where his legs flailing about

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<v Speaker 1>through the ceiling.

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<v Speaker 2>We should have asked that stunt.

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<v Speaker 5>Believe.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe anything you say, because, like, really, show

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<v Speaker 2>me a photo of that. I bet it was like

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<v Speaker 2>a three story beachfront manch and Ash was like, we

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<v Speaker 2>could barely have any food. We had baked beans for Christmas. Please, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>we did. Please, And you're always having to go at me.

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<v Speaker 2>We did, I tell you right now, all of the

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<v Speaker 2>servants had to have baked beans. Moving on Easter hat

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<v Speaker 2>parade blame. Did you did Oscar do one for school? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>He did? Did you go? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>It was so lame.

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<v Speaker 2>There is nothing more special, Ash than looking at the

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<v Speaker 2>face of your child as they lock eyes with you,

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<v Speaker 2>and they realized that one of the most beloved family

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<v Speaker 2>members that parent is in the crowd cheering them on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar does this thing where he doesn't look at anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>His looks at the ground. He knows we're there.

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<v Speaker 2>You didn't get awave, you didn't get nothing special. Nah.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a pretty cool He did his hat with

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<v Speaker 1>his buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>They did it together. It looked pretty good. Did two

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<v Speaker 2>laps of the oval? Two make yours with your school

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<v Speaker 2>and like making them endure endurance.

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<v Speaker 1>Length childhood obesity is not a joke, man, And they

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<v Speaker 1>did twenty four laps of the Oval and now they're

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<v Speaker 1>all athletes. But yeah, look it was fifty minutes long parade.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how many? How many years do they do at

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<v Speaker 2>your school?

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<v Speaker 1>All of it every year?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's I felt like a one hundred grades. Could

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<v Speaker 2>you not make it? Because Oscar being kindy start with kindy?

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<v Speaker 2>Could you then be lying out of there or did

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<v Speaker 2>you have to hang around?

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<v Speaker 1>He was the first class to go, and I looked

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<v Speaker 1>at April, like, yes, let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she was.

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<v Speaker 1>Crying such a cryer. I let her cry. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>cry across country?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Dude, emotions are good to experience, are they? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And then yeah, then we had to sit there the

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<v Speaker 1>whole time.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you guys get out of there?

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<v Speaker 1>They would have seen us. Oh he has to go

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<v Speaker 1>sit back down with his class. It's all about I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to throw my sister under the bus

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<v Speaker 2>seat because she's a very good parent, one of the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Will we all know that? Oh yeah, o Kate, if

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<v Speaker 2>you're listenings. She loves the podcast. She was like, the

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<v Speaker 2>Easter had parade, don't even bother And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you mean. She's like, it's it's a non

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<v Speaker 2>event at school. So I was like, okay, fine, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to tell me twice not to go to

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<v Speaker 2>an event. And my sister is someone who would have

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<v Speaker 2>and like swimming, carnivals, cross country, she attends them all.

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<v Speaker 1>She's the parent that goes.

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<v Speaker 2>She is the going parent. And so I was thinking, well,

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<v Speaker 2>if she's not going to attend, if it's not important

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<v Speaker 2>enough for my sister, I'm not going to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you. As soon as you get the opportunity for

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<v Speaker 1>an out of one of these things, you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to question it.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's never been to one of these that parades

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<v Speaker 2>at the school that we now attend with Marley okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and Marley was like, hey, who's coming to the Easter parade?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I think I was like, hey, Marley's the heads

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<v Speaker 2>up this Friday, the Ust that parade, We're not coming.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's going to come and watch you.

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<v Speaker 2>No one to hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we do love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that I think about it, it was big news

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<v Speaker 2>for her to digest. She was in tears. But I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't attend. Laura couldn't attend. No, yeah, okay, and she

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<v Speaker 2>did have a beautiful hat that we made. But Marley

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<v Speaker 2>was hysterical. And then Nana, thank Heavens, said I can

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<v Speaker 2>attendi like night and shining armor, the backbone of his family.

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<v Speaker 1>She is, she really is.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep like waving my left arm because that's where

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<v Speaker 2>she's she's not that's her quarters. She's on holidays. But

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<v Speaker 2>thankfully she attended. And this is like the event was

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<v Speaker 2>a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, why was it a big deal?

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<v Speaker 2>My sister was like, it's nothing. You get. You get

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<v Speaker 2>like thirty seconds, you have one cookwave and you get

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<v Speaker 2>out of there. It was like a full on. They

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<v Speaker 2>only do the first three years of school, so the

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<v Speaker 2>older kids don't do it. Every parent was there, the kids,

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<v Speaker 2>do the Easter hap parade. They'd do a whole class choreography. Choreography, choreography, corey, huh,

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<v Speaker 2>choreog That is a weird It is a weird word. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Choreography.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not easy this thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm saying it wrong. Corey ography, ography, well, choreography.

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<v Speaker 2>It was. It was massive, huge event. What was the dance?

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<v Speaker 2>Chicken dance?

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, we also did the chicken not me,

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<v Speaker 1>but they also did the chicken dance.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a classic.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a banger.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a classic. And I had other parents messaging me, going, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you know the Eastern parades on today, and I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that give missing the chicken dance. And it

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<v Speaker 2>was great. My nana said it was one of the

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<v Speaker 2>best East Hat parades she's ever attended.

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<v Speaker 1>She's having you on for sure, she's definitely laying the

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<v Speaker 1>boot in because it probably was good. But to be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and it's like, oh, you know, how was

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<v Speaker 1>last night and you want to just like rub it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a non event. It was nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the best night of my life. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the best parade I've ever been to.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what she said. I believe it. I believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like the look on Marley's face. She

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<v Speaker 2>sent me the video and just Marley as she looked

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<v Speaker 2>up and realized that Nana was there, one of the

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<v Speaker 2>family members. The backbone, the backbone, the night was there.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to say something. It wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>The night was there. Yeah, so you would have loved

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<v Speaker 2>that you got it on camera. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't share the footage because Marley is the school uniform.

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<v Speaker 2>I we can't share. We can't share this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the and there's also other kids there as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like whenever I take ma, she's swimming aprils, like,

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<v Speaker 1>get a photo. I'm like, okay, yeah, a fully grown

0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:17.880
<v Speaker 1>man taking photo of kids in their bathing suits. That's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look real fucking good.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I'm attacking my sister here, making me feel better

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<v Speaker 2>about myself. It was the Daughters of the Son's last

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<v Speaker 2>year because next year he won't do the tap parade.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she cried my sister. Yeah, she's having a

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<v Speaker 2>great time. She's a the beach. Oh that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't even go. I had to go I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>endure it. I just mentioned swimming lessons. I take Macy

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<v Speaker 1>every Thursdays. Do you still take your girls?

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<v Speaker 2>Still go? I've got an arrangement now on Friday mornings

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<v Speaker 2>ash where my sister takes takes her child and takes Lola. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>can she take Macy to swimming lessons? She's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is with these swimming lists.

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<v Speaker 2>They're indoor.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually your one's indoor in the door. Yeah, it's so

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<v Speaker 1>hot in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's now, it's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking into a micro climate. It's like raining walking

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<v Speaker 1>there and there's a cloud and it's raining.

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<v Speaker 2>Is yours a chlorinated pool? Yeah? What's the type of

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<v Speaker 2>It's like apsults? Ours is like a type of It's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna make me sound like an epsolt a bond? Is that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Ours was actually Champagne.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I should have stopped myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you should have. Yeah, as okay, I'll stop. You

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<v Speaker 1>stop on swimming lessons. And Mason has started to She's

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<v Speaker 1>all of a sudden from not wanting to put her

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<v Speaker 1>head under whatsoever. She's a very mouth open swimmer, having

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<v Speaker 1>a great time and she and that causes a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of water to go and be ingested, as you can imagine,

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<v Speaker 1>but all of a sudden, she's decided that she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to shut her mouth, hold a breath, and go on

0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:02.840
<v Speaker 1>water and swim on her own, which is when you

0:19:02.880 --> 0:19:05.479
<v Speaker 1>watch it and you're like, huh, all of a sudden,

0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:10.359
<v Speaker 1>which is great, except there's in the class. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of kids, like say three four kids depending, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not sure what the capacity is, and when they're doing

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<v Speaker 1>their individual swims, the other one sit on the step

0:19:22.119 --> 0:19:24.960
<v Speaker 1>and you would hope they sit on the step nicely.

0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:27.440
<v Speaker 1>But Mabie is a bit of a dare devil now

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<v Speaker 1>that she can swim on her own, so she's just

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<v Speaker 1>started taking off when the other kids being attended to,

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<v Speaker 1>just just putting the head under and taken off under

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<v Speaker 1>the water and the like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good to see that confidence. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 2>his kids are fucking dumb. She had to get rescued.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm like twenty or thirty meters away. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to you know how, you have to sit where

0:19:51.960 --> 0:19:52.560
<v Speaker 1>all the parents are.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the creepy guy taking photos of the kids. I

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<v Speaker 2>was under the water. You're in the back corner, caged.

0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:05.000
<v Speaker 2>Came around with my big camera, And why did that

0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:07.560
<v Speaker 2>make you sit twenty meters it's not it's the other

0:20:07.640 --> 0:20:09.960
<v Speaker 2>end of the pool, and you can't you sit next

0:20:10.000 --> 0:20:11.080
<v Speaker 2>to her your child's swimming.

0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, it is directly in line, there's no obstruction. But

0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:16.560
<v Speaker 1>she's at that end.

0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Of the door on the street through the fence.

0:20:21.000 --> 0:20:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I'm sitting there and I saw her like leap

0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:29.600
<v Speaker 1>off the submerged step, and I thought, here we go

0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:32.359
<v Speaker 1>and just to see what would happen. And she sunk

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<v Speaker 1>like a stone and then she started to like swim

0:20:35.280 --> 0:20:38.720
<v Speaker 1>and when one of the instructors walking past just leans over,

0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.320
<v Speaker 1>reaches in and grabs her and just hads to pull

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<v Speaker 1>her straight.

0:20:41.840 --> 0:20:45.119
<v Speaker 2>Out and just like having a great time. But like

0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:49.119
<v Speaker 2>every time the teacher turns his back. Now it's going

0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:51.800
<v Speaker 2>to be stressful for a teacher, Yeah, yeah.

0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.720
<v Speaker 1>And I can hear him saying to her, don't go

0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:56.359
<v Speaker 1>when it's not your turn, don't go on to just

0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:58.159
<v Speaker 1>stay right here. But she's not.

0:20:58.680 --> 0:21:01.040
<v Speaker 2>No one tells Macie what to exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and she was like fuck you, fuck you, and

0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:06.080
<v Speaker 1>she's just straight into the deep pan. And it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's become like thirty minutes of like just nerve racking.

0:21:11.440 --> 0:21:12.600
<v Speaker 2>Will Macy make it out?

0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm like, fuck, I'm ready, I'm anxiety turned out

0:21:16.119 --> 0:21:19.159
<v Speaker 1>in a lifeguard shirt, just waiting, waiting for it to

0:21:19.240 --> 0:21:21.879
<v Speaker 1>sink to the bottom. But the fact is that walking

0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:24.919
<v Speaker 1>instructors walking past and had to stop because the other

0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:26.520
<v Speaker 1>guy was right at the other end. It was like,

0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:31.000
<v Speaker 1>for fux sake, Macon, just Lola, Lola at the beach. Fuck,

0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:34.959
<v Speaker 1>it's annoying, so annoying. And there's always a new problem

0:21:35.000 --> 0:21:38.520
<v Speaker 1>with kids, you know, every week. You know, for example,

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<v Speaker 1>like we hit the milestone of Lola not being a

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:44.359
<v Speaker 1>nappies fucking great, celebrate that when absolutely, But then at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time that happens, she's also then a bit

0:21:47.160 --> 0:21:49.840
<v Speaker 1>like Macy become confident in the water and we're at

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<v Speaker 1>the beach and she wants to swim out, like beyond

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<v Speaker 1>the point where she's like touching the sand.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty cool and yeah, but she can't swim. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So she's like she goes, swims out, sinks. I then

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<v Speaker 2>save her and she's like, what do you think you're doing?

0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:13.360
<v Speaker 1>I remember actually I remember from the cruise last year. Wait,

0:22:13.560 --> 0:22:15.920
<v Speaker 1>she's like she can't swim, but she also doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>your help, dude.

0:22:17.240 --> 0:22:21.120
<v Speaker 2>If I touch her, she's like, get your fucking fingures

0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:23.679
<v Speaker 2>off me and put me back down. And I'm like,

0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:26.359
<v Speaker 2>you were at the bottom of the pool. And she's like,

0:22:26.440 --> 0:22:29.720
<v Speaker 2>I know what I'm doing. So then I let her sing.

0:22:30.440 --> 0:22:33.280
<v Speaker 2>I wait. Ten seconds goes by and I'm like, I'll

0:22:33.280 --> 0:22:37.359
<v Speaker 2>lift her back up and she's like, I said, unhand me.

0:22:37.760 --> 0:22:40.119
<v Speaker 1>She's just on the bottom of the floor the floor.

0:22:40.200 --> 0:22:42.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, do I do? I just let her drown once,

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<v Speaker 2>just one time, like a supervised drowning, just to I

0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.680
<v Speaker 2>would endorse that, just to like let her know that, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you could die, I'm saving your life here.

0:22:51.960 --> 0:22:55.320
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like when I like, my kids have

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<v Speaker 1>zero road sense, and I'm like, do you understand if

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<v Speaker 1>that car hits you, You're gone? Do we do a

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<v Speaker 1>controlled hit and run hit and run? We're just we

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<v Speaker 1>should start a business.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we go the Easter shows on? Can we go

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<v Speaker 2>to the Dodge and Cars and just give it a

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<v Speaker 2>little tap a love tape? Not going to break a bone.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking about hitting them with my car, but okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we could put like a couple of cushions on the

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<v Speaker 1>front of the Carver.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, yeah, control. You don't want to break a fema,

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<v Speaker 2>but you do want them to be on their backside

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<v Speaker 2>and have a cry. Yeah, just a little. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand these things can go once again, just for legal reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't take anything that we say as a vin controlled death.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like controlled crying, but it's just like controlled dying. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've nailed this.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we've gone a bit off topic there.

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<v Speaker 1>My kids went over there at the beach and they

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<v Speaker 1>get hit with the wave of all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>they hate the beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Now on actually, just really quickly, just really quickly before

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<v Speaker 2>we go into a new segment. Yes, really, because we

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<v Speaker 2>do have a new segment. I did make a promise

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<v Speaker 2>to Jest that this would be a quick episode slash segment.

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<v Speaker 1>We always promise that we never do.

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<v Speaker 2>Nola hates having sand on her feet at the beach. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, she washes her feet and the sand along

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<v Speaker 2>the edge of like where the water is, the sand

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<v Speaker 2>is hard. So she's fine, takes four more steps away

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<v Speaker 2>from the water, she gets sand on her feet and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, oh my god, you sand. It's like Macy

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<v Speaker 2>hates it on her hands.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've got to when we get to the beach,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to go fill a bucket up with water

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<v Speaker 1>so that every time she does anything in the sand,

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<v Speaker 1>to go make sure.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like it's never ending, it's never ending. Sorry, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>actually have a segment. We do have a new segment. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pronounce it properly. You want to say what

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<v Speaker 2>it is? Hair Rant? Just like, amazing work from you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got to give credit when credit is due because

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<v Speaker 2>you come up with the.

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<v Speaker 1>Name pretty much instantaneous, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like came to you. It just popped into your head,

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<v Speaker 2>you like on the floor. You came to and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what did I just say? And I was like, just

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<v Speaker 2>name the segment and you're like, I don't recall. Very good,

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<v Speaker 2>very good. It's about parents having rants. Yes, love that

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<v Speaker 2>or Rance rants Rance again. Normally for a segment, we

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<v Speaker 2>have a song that we sing. If you've done one

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<v Speaker 2>without me, no, oh, I would never dream of that. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you know if I'm gonna if I'm going to sing

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<v Speaker 2>a song, I'm going to sing it with you. That's

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<v Speaker 2>actually one of the nicest I'm just going to play

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<v Speaker 2>you you've obviously brought the name to the table. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to bring something.

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<v Speaker 1>Good because I haven't even thought about the song.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think I think, I'm just I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>play the chorus and then I'll tell you what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thinking for work. I was driving in the car by myself,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, what is a song that can work?

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<v Speaker 2>And then it came to me, just popped into my head,

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<v Speaker 2>a little like your vision that you had just came

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<v Speaker 2>to me. Okay, I'm just gonn play the song. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't like parenting, you don't like parenting. If you're annoyed,

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<v Speaker 2>give us your parent. Okay, we can make it work.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't like parenting, you don't like parenting?

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<v Speaker 1>This this is a parent rant that works. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like parenting, we could definitely do we get the instrumental.

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<v Speaker 2>Just tell me your parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got it right? Then maybe you should sing

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<v Speaker 1>it every time? Parant?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't, I can't. This is your parant. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 2>got there. We go. I like, well, do we want

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<v Speaker 2>to put it to the vote? Do you want to

0:26:51.800 --> 0:26:54.399
<v Speaker 2>let the listeners choose? Yes? I mean you're on board.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on board. We care so much about what.

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<v Speaker 4>The listeners think, like parenting, Your kids are annoying, kids

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<v Speaker 4>are so annoying, and tell us your parlet's your parent

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<v Speaker 4>pet rant is anything that is just making you a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit frustrated in the world of parenting when there's

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<v Speaker 4>a lot, there's a lot, Yeah, there's that's that's why

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<v Speaker 4>segments so good.

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<v Speaker 2>Any example, just give us so we talked about we

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<v Speaker 2>did it on stories. You know, daylight savings is a nightmare.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, it's only an hour difference, but it completely

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<v Speaker 2>disrupts the schedule, the sleep schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty much, jet lags your kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nightmare. One hour and it's like, fucked me

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<v Speaker 2>a nightmare. I mean at the moment, I'm getting really

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 2>annoyed with dinner. Kids don't eat anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, I've given up.

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:49.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah I've given There we go. So that's just a

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<v Speaker 2>little like starving, essentially, to get brains lubricated for more

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:58.520
<v Speaker 2>potential pair rants parents, parents, I've got one here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this one is from Okay and hello Kate. She says

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<v Speaker 2>it's frustrating that school kids get twenty weeks of holidays. Well,

0:28:07.600 --> 0:28:11.960
<v Speaker 2>parents only get four weeks of leave. How does this

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<v Speaker 2>make sense for the average household.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's very simple. You get paid for that leave.

0:28:19.000 --> 0:28:20.479
<v Speaker 1>You can take as much leave if you want if

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<v Speaker 1>you don't get paid for it. But I get you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's frustrating. It's a lot of weeks, twenty weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're siding with corporations here, which I didn't expect.

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<v Speaker 1>Big business. I'm all about big business. You are first

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<v Speaker 1>for a business.

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<v Speaker 2>Wit.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, we're in and around election time, all about big business,

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 1>and then when the election's over, back to small business.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is sorry playing foots is under the table.

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<v Speaker 2>It is very good. I remember working in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>This is before I was doing podcasting, working nine to five,

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<v Speaker 2>if you will say this is.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week when I worked at an office.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but I remember people would bring their kids into

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<v Speaker 2>the office. Oh how annoying. And I didn't mind it.

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<v Speaker 2>They just sat in the corner on an iPad.

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 1>That generation that's called bad parenting, that.

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 2>Generation of parents who are you know, like ten years

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<v Speaker 2>older than us. Yeah, they were just like, let the

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<v Speaker 2>iPad do the work. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're also just like I've got I've got a

0:29:18.560 --> 0:29:20.960
<v Speaker 1>job to like, what else do you do with it?

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 2>But I always thought like, what is why do I

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Because there's just too many weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>And the care is expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we say do we say that we should scale

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<v Speaker 2>back school holidays?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so send them all year, no break. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>see what the burnout looks like then. Actually, just on that,

0:29:38.280 --> 0:29:40.400
<v Speaker 1>did your kids get any like end of turn burnout?

0:29:40.440 --> 0:29:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Do you think I'm a burnt right out to a

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<v Speaker 1>crisp yeah, chucoal, Yeah that's yeah. I'm still trying to

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<v Speaker 1>bring him back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, school was looking dark? That's racist.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look at too many weeks. I totally agree. I've

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<v Speaker 1>always said that unless you're a teacher and you're like

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<v Speaker 1>yeahh and you get.

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<v Speaker 2>Like fuck the teachers? Oh joking? Do I have one?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Maddie, I'm going to try and send this over

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:08.480
<v Speaker 3>a voice message because it's a lot easier.

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<v Speaker 2>But first of all, love.

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<v Speaker 1>Your podcast, my hair, before we continue, she said, Maddie,

0:30:17.240 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 1>love your podcast? What about me?

0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:25.960
<v Speaker 2>She said, love the podcast? No, well, I was speaking

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 2>to her. Oh, I speak to the fans, Ash, I

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:30.000
<v Speaker 2>invest time and energy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure if your girls went through the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>My daughter, Indy, she's eighteen months old and she's going

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<v Speaker 3>through this period of hating her nappy being changed. It

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<v Speaker 3>is the most annoying, chaotic, stressful job.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>In addition to that, doing number two's she always chooses

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<v Speaker 3>the most inconvenient time.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like straight.

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<v Speaker 3>After bath time or just before daycare. The stress that

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<v Speaker 3>goes through my body trying to get her to stay

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<v Speaker 3>still while I'm trying to wipe. Who is disgusting and

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<v Speaker 3>just not a vibe.

0:31:07.240 --> 0:31:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I love it, she says, just no vibe. I don't

0:31:10.000 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 2>think there's a vibe changing an appy other than this.

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Shiit stinks.

0:31:13.400 --> 0:31:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't think anyone's changing a happy and gone. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that was great. That was the vibe. Vibes high sometimes,

0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:21.800
<v Speaker 2>although I got to say sometimes when I'm still wiping

0:31:22.080 --> 0:31:24.360
<v Speaker 2>Lola's bum when she does a number two and it's

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<v Speaker 2>a clean wipe, and I'm like, oh, vibe that that

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<v Speaker 2>was great. That was good. Vibes were high.

0:31:30.440 --> 0:31:36.880
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I do remember the old stage of them

0:31:36.920 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 1>not wanting to change then appy. Every now and then

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Macy still wants to poo in an appy.

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Hitting them down. Wow, okay in a gentle and loving way.

0:31:46.000 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have a stage where you would put

0:31:49.120 --> 0:31:52.680
<v Speaker 2>them to bed and they would ship, they would fall

0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 2>asleep for an hour, and the macy still does that,

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:59.200
<v Speaker 2>like that's just come on, that's not fair, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>And do you know you don't deserve that? I do?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what?

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<v Speaker 1>And you don't know the ones that are sorry, let

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<v Speaker 1>me get this out. The ones that are worst are

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>the ones you don't know they've done it until you, like,

0:32:11.040 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe go and check on the me're like fucking stinks

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:15.800
<v Speaker 1>in there, and they've been and they share a room,

0:32:15.880 --> 0:32:16.760
<v Speaker 1>so they're stewing in.

0:32:16.840 --> 0:32:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Shut the door.

0:32:17.920 --> 0:32:20.280
<v Speaker 1>It's like that game operation where you've got to try

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 1>and change the nappy without waking and you're in there

0:32:23.520 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 1>like good scavel. But call it.

0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 2>She's gone, she's gone. Call it. It's like I always do.

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:37.400
<v Speaker 1>I always go to April. It's too man job, too

0:32:37.480 --> 0:32:39.959
<v Speaker 1>man jobs. And then well she'll lead the way in

0:32:40.000 --> 0:32:42.840
<v Speaker 1>and I'll disappear and she has to do it on

0:32:42.840 --> 0:32:43.120
<v Speaker 1>her own.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, let's go into listening questions.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, let's do that.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I start this one off? This one is from

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<v Speaker 2>Libby Libby, she wants to know what are our favorite

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<v Speaker 2>kids songs? None?

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<v Speaker 1>No, there are some that you've too for sure. I

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<v Speaker 1>get that. I get it would you want missed up?

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<v Speaker 2>Please go number three?

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<v Speaker 1>Man, this is going to trigger a lot of people

0:33:06.480 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 1>because it's where it's widely known as a song that

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:13.200
<v Speaker 1>everyone hates, but I actually vibe off it. It's called

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<v Speaker 1>baby shark.

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<v Speaker 2>Yuck see yuck. No, I don't even know. I vie.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, man, Macy, we're fucking actions.

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<v Speaker 2>It's got like billions of views. I know, I know

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<v Speaker 2>so much better than that. I know, but it's just

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<v Speaker 2>I just basic. I'm a basic bitch's okay, what's your

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<v Speaker 2>number three? Then number three? Kids love it. It's called

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<v Speaker 2>pooh bum poo bum poopy man pop pop pop poop

0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 2>bee bum bum that fucking slabs. Can you send me

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<v Speaker 2>that please?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing enough research.

0:33:58.160 --> 0:34:00.719
<v Speaker 2>It's a great song that is good gear and now

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<v Speaker 2>I feel stupid. Yeah yeah, baby shark.

0:34:04.120 --> 0:34:04.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, this is what I'm vibe to

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 1>Macy with. Ok after We've just had a twenty minute

0:34:09.280 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>conversation about princesses and unicorns and then we hit some

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:13.879
<v Speaker 1>baby Shark hits the really finish off that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura hates that song. Nana also hate song. It's like

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:18.279
<v Speaker 2>a treat if they get to listen to it in

0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:20.800
<v Speaker 2>the car, the po song. I think that's a banger.

0:34:21.680 --> 0:34:25.520
<v Speaker 2>That's going on to Jim toilet number two? What do

0:34:25.560 --> 0:34:27.279
<v Speaker 2>you got again?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to trigger some people here.

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<v Speaker 2>Let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm frozen, Macey and I belt that it is a banger.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly love that song. This is honesty. I'm being honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I regret asking this question. Why I just thought you'd

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<v Speaker 2>have more spice.

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<v Speaker 1>We are to be honest. A lot of the time

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, we're listening.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bad parenting from you.

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<v Speaker 1>We listen to things like what else Limp Biscuit Drake

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<v Speaker 1>Drake at the moment for the kids is really good

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<v Speaker 1>swearing Paul Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't try and defend yourself. That's your number two.

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<v Speaker 2>My number two is what does the fox say? Oh yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What does the fox say? It's just like I got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of baby shark vibe about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even dare try to make that comparison. What does

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<v Speaker 2>a fox say? It's high energy, it's a Friday Harbor banger.

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<v Speaker 2>It slaps pick the kids up to drop that. What

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<v Speaker 2>does a fox say that one?

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<v Speaker 1>What does a fox says?

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize? Are your animals. What's your number one? Number one?

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<v Speaker 1>Look is called rattling bog by the Wiggles wisdom. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that is very good. I get around that.

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<v Speaker 2>I fuck with that for sure. What do you got?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your number one? Because obviously my list sucks compared

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<v Speaker 1>to yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Diversity kop we had her on a few weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, this song weekend baby, it's the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>There we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I see kids raving out of that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome your question.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the longest you've gone, Matthew without washing your kids?

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<v Speaker 2>I think two days, two nights. All right, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a problem with that, and the reason for them.

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<v Speaker 2>We just justify my behavior. Okay, I don't think it's

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<v Speaker 2>just fine. But yep, Lola had scraped and she's falling

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<v Speaker 2>over a lot at the moment, glumza, very clumsy. The

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<v Speaker 2>crocs are just no good for her. You gave me

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<v Speaker 2>so much ship I did.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not putting my kids in crocs because they I

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<v Speaker 1>said that she trips over and now you're backtracked. I

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, you were right.

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<v Speaker 3>I was raight.

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<v Speaker 2>Apology, accept it. But Lola is tripping over every little

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<v Speaker 2>pebble and just moving too fast. I don't know, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know if she gets tired.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just she just literally falls over after five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's just like, it's not a matter of when. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a matter of it's not a matter of if.

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<v Speaker 2>It's when she falls over. And every time she falls over,

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<v Speaker 2>she loves ring skirts, squats. She keeps grazing your knee.

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<v Speaker 2>And when she grazes her knee doesn't matter the size

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<v Speaker 2>of the grays. She won't put water on it. She

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<v Speaker 2>won't want to get in the bath. She can't walk.

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<v Speaker 2>It like paralyzes her band aid, if with a band aid.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, here's a hint for you, his little tip trick,

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<v Speaker 1>because I know what you mean. When kids get a graze,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want to put him in water. It stings

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as they put it in.

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<v Speaker 2>They get that.

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<v Speaker 1>Put a flannel on it before they get in. A flannel, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like a wet flannel, and they get him so oscar

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<v Speaker 1>when he's got a graz's knee, I put a flannel

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<v Speaker 1>on his knees, A.

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<v Speaker 2>Flannel like a shirt, flannel like a little square like a.

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<v Speaker 1>Wash cloth, a wash cloths, flannel whatever over it and

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<v Speaker 1>when they're in the bath, that'll protect it.

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<v Speaker 2>And because they're so dumb, they're like, oh, very good,

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<v Speaker 2>very good. What's the long as you've gone without watching

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<v Speaker 2>your kids? Weeks? How long were we in Bali? Last?

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<v Speaker 1>Like a full wash pretty much in Bali? Not a

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<v Speaker 1>single bath. It was had in three weeks outdoor shower, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>wash wash, just wash cloth because I didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>drink in the bath water because it make them sick.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh there you are. I was about to say,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a bad parent, but you're saving their lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't judge me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll always judge you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, three weeks, that's, thank you, very record, that's a

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<v Speaker 1>record except homeless people. And yeah, shout out to the homeless,

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<v Speaker 1>because they'd be listening they.

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<v Speaker 2>Do actually moving on. Yeah, I think that's a good question.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very good question. If anyone can beat three weeks,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not going to judge, we're not going to dob

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<v Speaker 2>you into child services, or are we three weeks? Great effort?

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<v Speaker 2>Holidays the rules go out the window, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, and rightly so, because we got back and

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<v Speaker 1>put him in the bath because they stang.

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<v Speaker 2>Four people sitting next to you on that jet stuff

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<v Speaker 2>like no, they all smell like that when they're on

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<v Speaker 2>if you're another color? Also, can I just throw blue

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<v Speaker 2>keeping on the baby train? People said, can you do

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<v Speaker 2>sizes for kids? No, We'll think about it and we'll

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<v Speaker 2>see you guys next week. Have you anyst Bye.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop rigidory nicety to us, very good, say bye Jess,

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<v Speaker 5>bye yess.

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