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Speaker 1: Oscar used to come home after school want to play

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Speaker 2: Would you antagonize him? Oh yeah?

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Speaker 1: I would laugh at something that happened on the screen

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Speaker 2: I don't love hating laughter. And now we're both well

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Speaker 2: that'll learn you that, it will learn me.

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Speaker 1: So look, Oscar's taking it harder than I am.

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Speaker 2: Back to doo doating dads. I am Mattie J and

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Speaker 2: I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is.

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Speaker 1: The bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And if you've come for advice, shock horror, it's not

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Speaker 2: gonna happen. It's not going to happen. Absolutely not. Just

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Speaker 2: realized I've been so sore. I just my back has

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Speaker 2: been it's stiff. Thank you, and I'm not just talking

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Speaker 2: about your peenis there is just laugh good start. I

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Speaker 2: realized what I did? What's that? Go on? I am

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Speaker 2: renovating a house.

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Speaker 2: At the moment, renovating a house, I thought it was finished,

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Speaker 2: Hmmm K. So we were doing a bit of landscaping.

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Speaker 2: A lovely young man named Charlie who was helping us

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like a lot of a lot of thigh And

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Speaker 2: I was like, Bolt, yeah, subtle, it's just like not

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Speaker 2: But the whole time, Ash, I've been like, hey, if

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Speaker 2: It was going in Noah, you're asking questions. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't like it, swinging your dick around that nice,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, last week I told a story, yes, about

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Speaker 2: Sorry, fucking sorry.

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Speaker 1: No, that's all right. You get a lot on your plate.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. And you've got a lot on your plane

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Speaker 1: and I'm seeing what you understand where you've forgot renovating.

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Speaker 1: I was blamed for something that happened, which was the

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Speaker 1: You're there for those listening. My sister's name is Beth.

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Speaker 1: I refer to Beth. That's who I am referring to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's just it's just Jesus, sorry to put you

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Speaker 2: I just say, Beth, if you would like to, you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have you practiced that line?

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Speaker 1: All right, Ben, I want you to give us your

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Speaker 2: Those things together. Yeah, you must have just felt.

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Speaker 1: We lived in a We lived in asbestos riddled house.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, being assumed that Ashton left the door open just

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Speaker 2: Did it very good, very good. I appreciate being blamed

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Speaker 1: I'm so glad that now you'll be right. My therapist

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Speaker 2: Is this the final page though of the story. Are

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Speaker 2: Look a day over twenty. Stop creeping on my sister. Dude.

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Speaker 2: Now we have it.

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Speaker 1: It was a rental firebro asbestos house that my dad felt.

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Speaker 2: They did it together. It looked pretty good. Did two

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Speaker 2: So she's never been to one of these that parades

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Speaker 2: No one to hear that.

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Speaker 2: Now that I think about it, it was big news

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Speaker 2: My sister was like, it's nothing. You get. You get

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Speaker 2: do the Easter hap parade. They'd do a whole class choreography. Choreography, choreography, corey, huh,

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Speaker 1: Choreography.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, we also did the chicken not me,

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Speaker 2: It's a classic.

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Speaker 1: It's a banger.

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Speaker 2: It's a classic. And I had other parents messaging me, going, hey,

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Speaker 1: She's having you on for sure, she's definitely laying the

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Speaker 2: It was a non event. It was nothing.

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Speaker 1: It was the best night of my life. It was

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Speaker 2: That's what she said. I believe it. I believe it.

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Speaker 2: And it was like the look on Marley's face. She

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Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say something. It wasn't.

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Speaker 2: I can't share the footage because Marley is the school uniform.

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Speaker 2: It's like the and there's also other kids there as well.

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Speaker 2: Again, I'm attacking my sister here, making me feel better

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she cried my sister. Yeah, she's having a

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Speaker 2: Still go? I've got an arrangement now on Friday mornings

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Speaker 2: You're the creepy guy taking photos of the kids. I

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Speaker 2: Came around with my big camera, And why did that

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Speaker 1: And I can hear him saying to her, don't go

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Speaker 2: No one tells Macie what to exactly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, fuck, I'm ready, I'm anxiety turned out

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Speaker 1: the same time that happens, she's also then a bit

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Speaker 1: like Macy become confident in the water and we're at

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Speaker 1: the beach and she wants to swim out, like beyond

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Speaker 1: the point where she's like touching the sand.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty cool and yeah, but she can't swim. Oh yeah,

444
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:05,160
Speaker 2: So she's like she goes, swims out, sinks. I then

445
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Speaker 2: save her and she's like, what do you think you're doing?

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Speaker 1: I remember actually I remember from the cruise last year. Wait,

447
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,920
Speaker 1: she's like she can't swim, but she also doesn't want

448
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Speaker 1: your help, dude.

449
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:21,120
Speaker 2: If I touch her, she's like, get your fucking fingures

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Speaker 2: off me and put me back down. And I'm like,

451
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Speaker 2: you were at the bottom of the pool. And she's like,

452
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 2: I know what I'm doing. So then I let her sing.

453
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Speaker 2: I wait. Ten seconds goes by and I'm like, I'll

454
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Speaker 2: lift her back up and she's like, I said, unhand me.

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Speaker 1: She's just on the bottom of the floor the floor.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, do I do? I just let her drown once,

457
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Speaker 2: just one time, like a supervised drowning, just to I

458
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Speaker 2: would endorse that, just to like let her know that, like, hey,

459
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,920
Speaker 2: you could die, I'm saving your life here.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like when I like, my kids have

461
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Speaker 1: zero road sense, and I'm like, do you understand if

462
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: that car hits you, You're gone? Do we do a

463
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 1: controlled hit and run hit and run? We're just we

464
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:09,879
Speaker 1: should start a business.

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Speaker 2: Can we go the Easter shows on? Can we go

466
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Speaker 2: to the Dodge and Cars and just give it a

467
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Speaker 2: little tap a love tape? Not going to break a bone.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about hitting them with my car, but okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: we could put like a couple of cushions on the

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Speaker 1: front of the Carver.

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Speaker 2: Fine, yeah, control. You don't want to break a fema,

472
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Speaker 2: but you do want them to be on their backside

473
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Speaker 2: and have a cry. Yeah, just a little. They don't

474
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Speaker 2: understand these things can go once again, just for legal reasons.

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Speaker 2: Don't take anything that we say as a vin controlled death.

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Speaker 2: It's like controlled crying, but it's just like controlled dying. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I think we've nailed this.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've gone a bit off topic there.

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Speaker 1: My kids went over there at the beach and they

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Speaker 1: get hit with the wave of all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: they hate the beach.

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Speaker 2: Now on actually, just really quickly, just really quickly before

483
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 2: we go into a new segment. Yes, really, because we

484
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 2: do have a new segment. I did make a promise

485
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Speaker 2: to Jest that this would be a quick episode slash segment.

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Speaker 1: We always promise that we never do.

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Speaker 2: Nola hates having sand on her feet at the beach. Oh,

488
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:19,679
Speaker 2: She's like, she washes her feet and the sand along

489
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Speaker 2: the edge of like where the water is, the sand

490
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Speaker 2: is hard. So she's fine, takes four more steps away

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Speaker 2: from the water, she gets sand on her feet and

492
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Speaker 2: she's like, oh my god, you sand. It's like Macy

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Speaker 2: hates it on her hands.

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Speaker 1: So I've got to when we get to the beach,

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Speaker 1: I've got to go fill a bucket up with water

496
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Speaker 1: so that every time she does anything in the sand,

497
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Speaker 1: to go make sure.

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Speaker 2: She's like it's never ending, it's never ending. Sorry, hey,

499
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 2: actually have a segment. We do have a new segment. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I can't pronounce it properly. You want to say what

501
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,040
Speaker 2: it is? Hair Rant? Just like, amazing work from you.

502
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:57,080
Speaker 2: I've got to give credit when credit is due because

503
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Speaker 2: you come up with the.

504
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: Name pretty much instantaneous, just.

505
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 2: Like came to you. It just popped into your head,

506
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: you like on the floor. You came to and you're like, oh,

507
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 2: what did I just say? And I was like, just

508
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 2: name the segment and you're like, I don't recall. Very good,

509
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:16,760
Speaker 2: very good. It's about parents having rants. Yes, love that

510
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: or Rance rants Rance again. Normally for a segment, we

511
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Speaker 2: have a song that we sing. If you've done one

512
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Speaker 2: without me, no, oh, I would never dream of that. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 2: you know if I'm gonna if I'm going to sing

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Speaker 2: a song, I'm going to sing it with you. That's

515
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: actually one of the nicest I'm just going to play

516
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: you you've obviously brought the name to the table. I'm like,

517
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 2: I got to bring something.

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00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: Good because I haven't even thought about the song.

519
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 2: So I think I think, I'm just I'm going to

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Speaker 2: play the chorus and then I'll tell you what I'm

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Speaker 2: thinking for work. I was driving in the car by myself,

522
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: and I thought, what is a song that can work?

523
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,960
Speaker 2: And then it came to me, just popped into my head,

524
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 2: a little like your vision that you had just came

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Speaker 2: to me. Okay, I'm just gonn play the song. Hey,

526
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 2: you don't like parenting, you don't like parenting. If you're annoyed,

527
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 2: give us your parent. Okay, we can make it work.

528
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 1: I like it.

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Speaker 3: You don't like parenting, you don't like parenting?

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Speaker 1: This this is a parent rant that works. Okay, you

531
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Speaker 1: don't like parenting, we could definitely do we get the instrumental.

532
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: Just tell me your parent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it right? Then maybe you should sing

534
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Speaker 1: it every time? Parant?

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00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 2: I can't, I can't. This is your parant. Okay, we

536
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: got there. We go. I like, well, do we want

537
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 2: to put it to the vote? Do you want to

538
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 2: let the listeners choose? Yes? I mean you're on board.

539
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 2: I'm on board. We care so much about what.

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Speaker 4: The listeners think, like parenting, Your kids are annoying, kids

541
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 4: are so annoying, and tell us your parlet's your parent

542
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 4: pet rant is anything that is just making you a

543
00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 4: little bit frustrated in the world of parenting when there's

544
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 4: a lot, there's a lot, Yeah, there's that's that's why

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00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 4: segments so good.

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00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: Any example, just give us so we talked about we

547
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: did it on stories. You know, daylight savings is a nightmare.

548
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's only an hour difference, but it completely

549
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: disrupts the schedule, the sleep schedule.

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Speaker 1: Pretty much, jet lags your kids.

551
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: It's a nightmare. One hour and it's like, fucked me

552
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 2: a nightmare. I mean at the moment, I'm getting really

553
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: annoyed with dinner. Kids don't eat anything.

554
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I've given up.

555
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 2: Yeah I've given There we go. So that's just a

556
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 2: little like starving, essentially, to get brains lubricated for more

557
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 2: potential pair rants parents, parents, I've got one here. Okay,

558
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 2: this one is from Okay and hello Kate. She says

559
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Speaker 2: it's frustrating that school kids get twenty weeks of holidays. Well,

560
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 2: parents only get four weeks of leave. How does this

561
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Speaker 2: make sense for the average household.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's very simple. You get paid for that leave.

563
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Speaker 1: You can take as much leave if you want if

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Speaker 1: you don't get paid for it. But I get you.

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Speaker 1: It's frustrating. It's a lot of weeks, twenty weeks.

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Speaker 2: If you're siding with corporations here, which I didn't expect.

567
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 1: Big business. I'm all about big business. You are first

568
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Speaker 1: for a business.

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Speaker 2: Wit.

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00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: Look, we're in and around election time, all about big business,

571
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Speaker 1: and then when the election's over, back to small business.

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Speaker 2: I think it is sorry playing foots is under the table.

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Speaker 2: It is very good. I remember working in the office.

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Speaker 2: This is before I was doing podcasting, working nine to five,

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Speaker 2: if you will say this is.

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Speaker 1: Last week when I worked at an office.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but I remember people would bring their kids into

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Speaker 2: the office. Oh how annoying. And I didn't mind it.

579
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 2: They just sat in the corner on an iPad.

580
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: That generation that's called bad parenting, that.

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Speaker 2: Generation of parents who are you know, like ten years

582
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Speaker 2: older than us. Yeah, they were just like, let the

583
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 2: iPad do the work. Yeah.

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00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 1: And they're also just like I've got I've got a

585
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 1: job to like, what else do you do with it?

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00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 2: But I always thought like, what is why do I

587
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 2: do that? Because there's just too many weeks.

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00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: And the care is expensive.

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Speaker 2: Do we say do we say that we should scale

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Speaker 2: back school holidays?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so send them all year, no break. Let's just

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Speaker 1: see what the burnout looks like then. Actually, just on that,

593
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: did your kids get any like end of turn burnout?

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Speaker 1: Do you think I'm a burnt right out to a

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00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: crisp yeah, chucoal, Yeah that's yeah. I'm still trying to

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Speaker 1: bring him back.

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Speaker 2: Oh, school was looking dark? That's racist.

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00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at too many weeks. I totally agree. I've

599
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Speaker 1: always said that unless you're a teacher and you're like

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Speaker 1: yeahh and you get.

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Speaker 2: Like fuck the teachers? Oh joking? Do I have one?

602
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 3: Okay, Maddie, I'm going to try and send this over

603
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 3: a voice message because it's a lot easier.

604
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Speaker 2: But first of all, love.

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Speaker 1: Your podcast, my hair, before we continue, she said, Maddie,

606
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 1: love your podcast? What about me?

607
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 2: She said, love the podcast? No, well, I was speaking

608
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 2: to her. Oh, I speak to the fans, Ash, I

609
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Speaker 2: invest time and energy.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if your girls went through the same thing.

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Speaker 3: My daughter, Indy, she's eighteen months old and she's going

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Speaker 3: through this period of hating her nappy being changed. It

613
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Speaker 3: is the most annoying, chaotic, stressful job.

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Speaker 2: Of the day.

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Speaker 3: In addition to that, doing number two's she always chooses

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Speaker 3: the most inconvenient time.

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Speaker 2: It's like straight.

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Speaker 3: After bath time or just before daycare. The stress that

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Speaker 3: goes through my body trying to get her to stay

620
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Speaker 3: still while I'm trying to wipe. Who is disgusting and

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Speaker 3: just not a vibe.

622
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: I love it, she says, just no vibe. I don't

623
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Speaker 2: think there's a vibe changing an appy other than this.

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Speaker 1: Shiit stinks.

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00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's changing a happy and gone. Oh

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00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 2: that was great. That was the vibe. Vibes high sometimes,

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00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: although I got to say sometimes when I'm still wiping

628
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: Lola's bum when she does a number two and it's

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Speaker 2: a clean wipe, and I'm like, oh, vibe that that

630
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: was great. That was good. Vibes were high.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I do remember the old stage of them

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Speaker 1: not wanting to change then appy. Every now and then

633
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: Macy still wants to poo in an appy.

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Speaker 2: Hitting them down. Wow, okay in a gentle and loving way.

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00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 2: Did you ever have a stage where you would put

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Speaker 2: them to bed and they would ship, they would fall

637
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 2: asleep for an hour, and the macy still does that,

638
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: like that's just come on, that's not fair, it's not

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00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 2: And do you know you don't deserve that? I do?

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00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: You know what?

641
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: And you don't know the ones that are sorry, let

642
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: me get this out. The ones that are worst are

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00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: the ones you don't know they've done it until you, like,

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00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: maybe go and check on the me're like fucking stinks

645
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: in there, and they've been and they share a room,

646
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: so they're stewing in.

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00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: Shut the door.

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00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: It's like that game operation where you've got to try

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00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: and change the nappy without waking and you're in there

650
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: like good scavel. But call it.

651
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 2: She's gone, she's gone. Call it. It's like I always do.

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00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: I always go to April. It's too man job, too

653
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,959
Speaker 1: man jobs. And then well she'll lead the way in

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Speaker 1: and I'll disappear and she has to do it on

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Speaker 1: her own.

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Speaker 2: Hey, let's go into listening questions.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's do that.

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Speaker 2: Can I start this one off? This one is from

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Speaker 2: Libby Libby, she wants to know what are our favorite

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Speaker 2: kids songs? None?

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Speaker 1: No, there are some that you've too for sure. I

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Speaker 1: get that. I get it would you want missed up?

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Speaker 2: Please go number three?

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Speaker 1: Man, this is going to trigger a lot of people

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Speaker 1: because it's where it's widely known as a song that

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Speaker 1: everyone hates, but I actually vibe off it. It's called

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Speaker 1: baby shark.

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Speaker 2: Yuck see yuck. No, I don't even know. I vie.

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Speaker 1: I get it, man, Macy, we're fucking actions.

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Speaker 2: It's got like billions of views. I know, I know

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00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,479
Speaker 2: so much better than that. I know, but it's just

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Speaker 2: I just basic. I'm a basic bitch's okay, what's your

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Speaker 2: number three? Then number three? Kids love it. It's called

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Speaker 2: pooh bum poo bum poopy man pop pop pop poop

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00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 2: bee bum bum that fucking slabs. Can you send me

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Speaker 2: that please?

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing enough research.

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Speaker 2: It's a great song that is good gear and now

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Speaker 2: I feel stupid. Yeah yeah, baby shark.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I was just like, this is what I'm vibe to

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Speaker 1: Macy with. Ok after We've just had a twenty minute

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Speaker 1: conversation about princesses and unicorns and then we hit some

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Speaker 1: baby Shark hits the really finish off that night.

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Speaker 2: Laura hates that song. Nana also hate song. It's like

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Speaker 2: a treat if they get to listen to it in

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Speaker 2: the car, the po song. I think that's a banger.

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00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 2: That's going on to Jim toilet number two? What do

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Speaker 2: you got again?

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Speaker 1: I'm going to trigger some people here.

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Speaker 2: Let it go.

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Speaker 1: I'm frozen, Macey and I belt that it is a banger.

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Speaker 1: I honestly love that song. This is honesty. I'm being honest.

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Speaker 2: I regret asking this question. Why I just thought you'd

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Speaker 2: have more spice.

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Speaker 1: We are to be honest. A lot of the time

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Speaker 1: in the car, we're listening.

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Speaker 2: That's bad parenting from you.

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Speaker 1: We listen to things like what else Limp Biscuit Drake

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Speaker 1: Drake at the moment for the kids is really good

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Speaker 1: swearing Paul Kelly.

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Speaker 2: No, don't try and defend yourself. That's your number two.

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Speaker 2: My number two is what does the fox say? Oh yeah?

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00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 2: What does the fox say? It's just like I got a.

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Speaker 1: Bit of baby shark vibe about it.

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Speaker 2: Don't even dare try to make that comparison. What does

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Speaker 2: a fox say? It's high energy, it's a Friday Harbor banger.

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00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: It slaps pick the kids up to drop that. What

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00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 2: does a fox say that one?

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00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: What does a fox says?

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Speaker 2: I apologize? Are your animals. What's your number one? Number one?

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00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:48,640
Speaker 1: Look is called rattling bog by the Wiggles wisdom. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is very good. I get around that.

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Speaker 2: I fuck with that for sure. What do you got?

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Speaker 1: What's your number one? Because obviously my list sucks compared

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Speaker 1: to yours.

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Speaker 2: Diversity kop we had her on a few weeks ago.

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00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,800
Speaker 2: Oh yes, this song weekend baby, it's the weekend.

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Speaker 3: There we go.

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Speaker 1: I see kids raving out of that.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome your question.

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Speaker 1: What's the longest you've gone, Matthew without washing your kids?

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Speaker 2: I think two days, two nights. All right, Yeah, I

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00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: don't have a problem with that, and the reason for them.

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00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: We just justify my behavior. Okay, I don't think it's

726
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,200
Speaker 2: just fine. But yep, Lola had scraped and she's falling

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00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,360
Speaker 2: over a lot at the moment, glumza, very clumsy. The

728
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 2: crocs are just no good for her. You gave me

729
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 2: so much ship I did.

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00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 1: You're not putting my kids in crocs because they I

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00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: said that she trips over and now you're backtracked. I

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00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: thank you, you were right.

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Speaker 3: I was raight.

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Speaker 2: Apology, accept it. But Lola is tripping over every little

735
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 2: pebble and just moving too fast. I don't know, dude,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know if she gets tired.

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00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 2: It's just she just literally falls over after five o'clock.

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Speaker 2: It's it's just like, it's not a matter of when. No,

739
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 2: it's not a matter of it's not a matter of if.

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00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 2: It's when she falls over. And every time she falls over,

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00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 2: she loves ring skirts, squats. She keeps grazing your knee.

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Speaker 2: And when she grazes her knee doesn't matter the size

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Speaker 2: of the grays. She won't put water on it. She

744
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: won't want to get in the bath. She can't walk.

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00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,399
Speaker 2: It like paralyzes her band aid, if with a band aid.

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00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: So, yeah, here's a hint for you, his little tip trick,

747
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: because I know what you mean. When kids get a graze,

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00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 1: they don't want to put him in water. It stings

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00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: as soon as they put it in.

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00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 2: They get that.

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00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: Put a flannel on it before they get in. A flannel, yeah,

752
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: like a wet flannel, and they get him so oscar

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00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,840
Speaker 1: when he's got a graz's knee, I put a flannel

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00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: on his knees, A.

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00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 2: Flannel like a shirt, flannel like a little square like a.

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00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: Wash cloth, a wash cloths, flannel whatever over it and

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00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:57,279
Speaker 1: when they're in the bath, that'll protect it.

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Speaker 2: And because they're so dumb, they're like, oh, very good,

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00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 2: very good. What's the long as you've gone without watching

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00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,439
Speaker 2: your kids? Weeks? How long were we in Bali? Last?

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Speaker 1: Like a full wash pretty much in Bali? Not a

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Speaker 1: single bath. It was had in three weeks outdoor shower, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: wash wash, just wash cloth because I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: drink in the bath water because it make them sick.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh there you are. I was about to say,

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Speaker 2: you're a bad parent, but you're saving their lives.

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Speaker 1: Don't judge me.

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00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: I'll always judge you.

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00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, three weeks, that's, thank you, very record, that's a

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Speaker 1: record except homeless people. And yeah, shout out to the homeless,

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Speaker 1: because they'd be listening they.

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Speaker 2: Do actually moving on. Yeah, I think that's a good question.

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00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 2: That's a very good question. If anyone can beat three weeks,

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00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: we're not going to judge, we're not going to dob

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00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 2: you into child services, or are we three weeks? Great effort?

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Speaker 2: Holidays the rules go out the window, yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think, and rightly so, because we got back and

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Speaker 1: put him in the bath because they stang.

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Speaker 2: Four people sitting next to you on that jet stuff

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Speaker 2: like no, they all smell like that when they're on

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Speaker 2: I can't handler. You can hit us up hello at

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Speaker 2: two Doting dads dot com or on social media.

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Speaker 2: don't want to get angry, I don't want to raise

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Speaker 2: my voice at you, but God's what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: It's disappointing, isn't it just really of wanting behavior? Just

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Speaker 2: stop right now? Jump out, subscribe and ashn. I would

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Speaker 2: appreciate it as much as we appreciate the kids eating

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Speaker 2: all the dinner. Oh that's the top level appreciation and

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Speaker 2: that's what we're willing to give.

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Speaker 1: Also, T shirts, we have a fresh crate.

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Speaker 2: T shirts of the White One's labn is sold out.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, lab sold straight out immediately.

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Speaker 2: Popcats you guys love the lab suggest another color? Yes,

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Speaker 2: if you're another color? Also, can I just throw blue

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Speaker 2: keeping on the baby train? People said, can you do

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Speaker 2: sizes for kids? No, We'll think about it and we'll

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Speaker 2: see you guys next week. Have you anyst Bye.

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Speaker 5: Stop rigidory nicety to us, very good, say bye Jess,

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Speaker 5: bye yess.

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