WEBVTT - MINI: Plane Etiquette

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<v Speaker 1>Winner Winner, Properness Yorkshire Tea. All right, so today we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about the proper way to fly and I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like this actually needs to be discussed because I think

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<v Speaker 1>if you, if you've been on a plane recently, we've

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<v Speaker 1>forgotten how to travel.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the day people behave properly.

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<v Speaker 1>Now they're bringing on way too much gear because they

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be waiting for their bags at baggers

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<v Speaker 1>reclaim and they start shoving it in the overhead locker

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<v Speaker 1>ramming it in.

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<v Speaker 2>She got their groin in your faces. They're trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Dry hump you. Try and get the thing shut, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll let you know. You want to say, it ain't

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<v Speaker 1>gonna shut. That's your damn bag's too big. It goes

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<v Speaker 1>under the plane, bozo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the proper way.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's not the broad way. It gets your groin

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<v Speaker 2>out of my face.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the other people I don't like are the

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<v Speaker 1>ones who are sat, you know, like eight rows behind

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<v Speaker 1>you that use your real estate.

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<v Speaker 4>None, okay, no, no, no that you're breaking you're breaking

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<v Speaker 4>into my house.

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<v Speaker 2>You're stealing my land.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not fine.

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<v Speaker 3>If their real estate is taken further up, then it's

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<v Speaker 3>a free for all.

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<v Speaker 2>How do we go with this territorial disputes?

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<v Speaker 5>At the world first in best dressed. If someone's got

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<v Speaker 5>your spot, they've got your spot too, and you should

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<v Speaker 5>have got there earlier, then exactly. Well, then if you're

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<v Speaker 5>missing your spot, I put mine in your.

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<v Speaker 1>You you're a wanderer, but you go up and down

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<v Speaker 1>looking for someone else's space, you do.

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<v Speaker 5>I will simply see if I see a free space

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<v Speaker 5>and my spot's taken, I will pop it there and

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<v Speaker 5>I'll get it on my way out. Sorry if that's

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<v Speaker 5>your spot, but my spot's been taken. First come, first serve.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with three on this. I wasn't expecting support. Sooner

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<v Speaker 3>everyone's bags in place, the sooner we take.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, good point and if you're if you're late, sorry,

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<v Speaker 5>you got to be on the on the dreaded pick

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<v Speaker 5>it up.

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<v Speaker 2>These stage people bring too much stuff on they do.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate the carry on.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to admit it's stressful now, isn't it. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it creates tension amongst as well because people just

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<v Speaker 1>get it. You can't be you don't want to check

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<v Speaker 1>it in because then you've got to wait a really

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<v Speaker 1>long time these days to get your bagage.

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<v Speaker 2>And so they're bringing on tons of stuff and you.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't want to under under your seat as well, because

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<v Speaker 5>then you're like, oh, now I've lost on my foot

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<v Speaker 5>room because I've got my hand bare.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the other thing is like the savages who

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<v Speaker 1>put the plane seat in recline and it's a flight

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<v Speaker 1>from Melbourne to Sydney, you know where, it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>you we're belly in the air for an hour mate,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's time to get ready to land.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't you ain't going to sleep. We're not long haul.

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<v Speaker 3>At what point?

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<v Speaker 5>Which country do you think it's okay to suddenly start

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<v Speaker 5>reclining your chair?

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<v Speaker 3>What continent are we're getting at? BALI are you reclining?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's fair fair anything over three hours is fair enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So Perth you can recline.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, okay, And here's and here's do we all

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<v Speaker 2>do this?

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<v Speaker 1>I will just look, I will just lean and speak

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<v Speaker 1>to the person behind me, going, I'm just going to recline.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's very polite.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I tell you what, there's nothing works when

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<v Speaker 1>you're watching something suddenly you know you're having some food,

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<v Speaker 1>and then suddenly old mate wants to get some these

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<v Speaker 1>and you're suddenly your overheated food is on your lap

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, hey, listen, where was the warning?

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<v Speaker 2>We need a system? He buddy, we're in this together.

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<v Speaker 5>I also don't like when the plant. I actually guard

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<v Speaker 5>this like the gates of Troy. If someone tries to

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<v Speaker 5>get up too early after the plane's stopped and tries

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<v Speaker 5>to race forward, I will block the aisle. I'm saying no,

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<v Speaker 5>only people in front, and I will wait until everyone

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<v Speaker 5>in front of you.

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<v Speaker 1>And such a rush to go to plus they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>docked yet whatever it's called. Yes, yeah, yeah, And so

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<v Speaker 1>those people who are standing at the early standards are

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare, aren't they standards?

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<v Speaker 2>I like that, that's what standards.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what have you got to say about this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the proper way to fly? Whoever makes their

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<v Speaker 1>point the best is winning one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a debate club today. This is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Shocking confession as we get into real talk about the

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<v Speaker 1>proper way to fly thanks to Yorkshire tea thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>up for grabs VY show this week. Christian, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>condone what I've done, but I done it a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times and it really works. You got a chemist warehouse.

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<v Speaker 1>You spend about fifty bucks to one hundred bucks on bandages.

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<v Speaker 1>You need bandages that makes it looks like a cast.

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<v Speaker 1>You get some crutches off marketplace. Yeah, he gets upgraded

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. People carry his bags, They find room

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<v Speaker 1>for his bags. We don't have to check in anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is not it's actually not proper. You cannot

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<v Speaker 1>fake that you are injured. In some way.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess he's not asking to come.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not right. It's not right. He gets upgraded every time.

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<v Speaker 2>Not just that people carry all this gear for him

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<v Speaker 2>and put it in over lock. Is he gets to

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<v Speaker 2>go on the plane before anybody else.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to keep up.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're willing to admit on Nashural Andy, you've done

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<v Speaker 1>it a couple of times, You've done it a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate the honesty, though, Christian. Perfect way to fly

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going on a holiday, check in an empty suitcase.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to worry about the and then buy

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<v Speaker 1>you close your destination.

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<v Speaker 2>How much money have you got?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the last thing I want to do on holiday

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<v Speaker 1>is go shopping for clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>Shop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, it's not stress free doing this, Santo is

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<v Speaker 1>incredibly stressful, Christian. A proper way to fly is a plane,

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<v Speaker 1>Rob could you immediately reach into triple end with that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of gear? Okay, it's not welcome here. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>to Beck now, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Beck, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, what is the proper way to fly? Beck?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon? Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>My god? So if your fly is less than an

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<v Speaker 6>hour short, you can talk to me, if it's more

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<v Speaker 6>than an hour, I do not want to talk to

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<v Speaker 6>you at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I love having to chat up there. So what else

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to do in a long fight? I'm Chattie

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<v Speaker 2>Cathy up there.

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<v Speaker 6>No way, I can't. I can't, No, absolutely not, because

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<v Speaker 6>I don't care. I don't care enough to even ask you. No,

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<v Speaker 6>not after one hour.

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<v Speaker 1>This is why I've written a book called Unscripts, because

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<v Speaker 1>we need to talk to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>We need each other. Beck.

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<v Speaker 1>You might find someone interesting next to you and your

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<v Speaker 1>next best friends.

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<v Speaker 6>But to do it for twelve hours straight, No, please,

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<v Speaker 6>you to.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk to you for twelve hours. They might just want

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<v Speaker 2>to chat to you for a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that is not the proper way to do anything. Back,

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<v Speaker 1>bye bye.

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<v Speaker 5>My mate was flying to America. He was sitting next

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<v Speaker 5>to this guy, got talking to him. They hit it

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<v Speaker 5>off like best friends, ended up staying with him in America,

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<v Speaker 5>and they also went to Mexico together.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, see, I love this.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the best sat next to someone playing stories

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<v Speaker 1>is the one you told once about an X.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no, no, don't make me go back there.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what are the odds where it's such a

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<v Speaker 1>vivid story. I think you talked about two years ago

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<v Speaker 1>where it was.

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<v Speaker 2>An excellent didn't end.

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<v Speaker 3>On great terms. It was a COVID relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and we know what that shorthand for dirty boy,

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<v Speaker 4>and they come dirty boy, the dirty boy misunderstanding.

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<v Speaker 3>No need to be pointing fingers.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pointing two fingers, dodging him, dirty boy. And then

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly life puts you calm and bites you on the backside.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I could see it coming. And you know when

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<v Speaker 5>you just know you're like one hundred percent here, Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>The universe is.

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<v Speaker 5>And she looked me in the eye as she sat down,

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<v Speaker 5>and we didn't say a word for Sydney and Melbourny.

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<v Speaker 2>And it wasn't back was it the last quarter? Let's

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<v Speaker 2>got a Daniel here, Good morning, Daniel.

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<v Speaker 7>I am six foot six and I have a lot

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<v Speaker 7>to say about leg room on the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, your poor thing.

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<v Speaker 7>And there's a simple solution, which is that we have

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<v Speaker 7>the seatbuild indicator overhead. What the planes need is a

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<v Speaker 7>recline indicator, and the pilot only activates it three hours

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<v Speaker 7>into the flight, not a not a moment before. And

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<v Speaker 7>if everyone does it at the same time, we're okay,

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<v Speaker 7>except I like.

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<v Speaker 1>The idea of the plane like a Mexican wave, all

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<v Speaker 1>reclining at the same time, a mass recline. And you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>have another. They've got the seat butt one. You know

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<v Speaker 1>it's time to recline, everybody, Daniel, that was a very

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<v Speaker 1>good one.

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<v Speaker 7>Ash, good morning, Ash, all right, Christian mine etiquette, mate.

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<v Speaker 8>Pull on the back of the seat. If you're getting up,

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<v Speaker 8>like you think about the first name in front of you.

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<v Speaker 8>You push the tray back in softly. You don't ram

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<v Speaker 8>it back in when you walk down the aisles. You

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<v Speaker 8>don't grab every.

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<v Speaker 1>Head Ash, Ash, you're dropping fire here, my friend. True, true, her, true,

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. The amount of bozos now that basically using

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<v Speaker 1>that headress of some sort of catapult for your head

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<v Speaker 1>yanking around, you know, because they've got no balance and.

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<v Speaker 8>There's always paid back. Christians, if someone's stealing it to

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<v Speaker 8>you from behind, getting up, pulling your head ress bag.

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<v Speaker 8>When you get up and go to the back, you're

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<v Speaker 8>waking to their leg as hard as you can because

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<v Speaker 8>when they're asleep section and you're crutching me face.

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<v Speaker 1>What this is kind of passion we want with this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to give you one thousand dollars. Okay, Ash

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<v Speaker 1>brilliantly said, mate, really I love all the passion of

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<v Speaker 1>frustration and you win the one thousand dollars today.

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<v Speaker 8>Thanks for Yorkshire tea A fantastic thanks guys, Thanks you all.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell show on podcast