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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, one and only

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Speaker 1: Carlson in the studio. Welcomers, a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Always a traders. Now it's your microphone on. I don't

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Speaker 2: know there you are there?

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Speaker 3: I have no buttons. Can you hear yourself?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Nothing, I'm just hearing the dark.

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Speaker 2: With we're handcuffs.

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Speaker 3: Please, I can smell those cuffs.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Don't begin. Let me talk. I still can't hear you

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Speaker 3: talk to me here? No, I still can't hear nothing.

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Speaker 1: You can't hear nothing? What about now?

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Speaker 2: Do you want to nothing?

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Speaker 4: Still?

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Speaker 3: Nothing? No? Luckily this isn't on the radio. Can you

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Speaker 3: imagine how frustrating always is on the I feel like

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Speaker 3: you should have more than just the forehands on deck here,

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Speaker 3: so the record if you're listening to the still gone

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Speaker 3: here in what if you take my headphones?

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Speaker 1: I can ride back. Now, let's talk a little bit

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Speaker 1: about you, because well, the first thing I actually really

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Speaker 1: really want to ask you is about this Chris Rock

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Speaker 1: stuff obviously yesterday at the Oscars.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, because you're you're a live stand up, obviously, and

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Speaker 1: i'd really just love to know your perspective on someone

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Speaker 1: anyone in the crowd coming up and smacking a performer.

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean you could see when he was walking

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Speaker 3: you could just tell it was going millions. Okay, there's

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Speaker 3: man approaching. What's going what's going to happen? This is

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Speaker 3: a gig am, I being punks going to jump out

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Speaker 3: of a thing and you're punk. And then when he

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Speaker 3: gets smacked, he's sort of just stood there, never moved

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Speaker 3: his hands, which good on him, because I think that

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Speaker 3: could only have escalated into a bad.

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Speaker 1: Thinking about that, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean can you imagine if they start swinging handbags

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Speaker 3: on stage of the come on and he sort of

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Speaker 3: kept you know through right through even now he's like,

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Speaker 3: I'm not pressing any charges, just wants to do because

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Speaker 3: I mean, ed will only turn into a circle. There's

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Speaker 3: no good outcome to this.

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Speaker 1: Do you know of any comedians that get like you

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Speaker 1: get hecklers at comedy shows? Obviously, but I've heard of

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Speaker 1: comedians getting like glass bottles thrown at their heads and stuff.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like it depends on where you are, like

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Speaker 3: late shows, if you if you're working festivals, that can

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Speaker 3: happen like weird stuff I've been at a show in

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Speaker 3: Queens Sound at the Winter Festival and there was a

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Speaker 3: really drunk woman in One comic said well, if you

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Speaker 3: think you can do better, come up, and she goes,

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Speaker 3: I will, And this is the tallest woman I've seen

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Speaker 3: in my life and I've met players, and she just

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Speaker 3: and I was like wow, and she was what they

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Speaker 3: big bitch like she was.

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Speaker 4: She would have won that fight.

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Speaker 3: But unlike the Oscars, we have security and show so.

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Speaker 1: The thinking about it, any other show in the world

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Speaker 1: you would have frontline security, like there's just they.

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Speaker 3: Would smack someone at seven eleven security, I will come

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Speaker 3: a bully Will Smith.

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Speaker 1: Though Smith walking on this day, security would have assumed,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure this.

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Speaker 3: Is a yeah, but do you reckon like he just give.

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Speaker 1: A Sean Penn, you know who saw it coming Will Smith?

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Speaker 3: No, No, but you know Will Smith went up, He's

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Speaker 3: gonna smack him and then just try that pen thing

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Speaker 3: and we're all, yeah, if you look at.

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Speaker 1: That, we've got more cars are right up next she's touring.

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Speaker 4: It's personal all over the country.

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Speaker 1: She's back for the first time in a very long time.

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Speaker 4: I'm just I just wanted.

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Speaker 1: To say something to you, which I think is just

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Speaker 1: one of the most brilliant things ever. So I was

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Speaker 1: talking to my producer about you coming in today and

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you know, is there anything you

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Speaker 1: like we were in a planning meeting and he like

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Speaker 1: what's up? And He's like, manager sent through what she

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Speaker 1: and he goes, four things.

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Speaker 3: This is around lunch. So I just want a free place.

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Speaker 5: Why does lunchtime anything? Four things, comedy, violence, my show,

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Speaker 1: Brilliant and now we choose I imagine and now.

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Speaker 3: If you the right one, you can talk about all

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Speaker 4: Show. The show let's stick with the show, then shall

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Speaker 4: It's called it's called It's personal, and it's obviously it's

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Speaker 4: all it's all about things which you people consider to

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Speaker 4: be too personal to talk about.

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Speaker 1: So what do you consider those topics to be?

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Speaker 3: Well, I just think like nothing is too personally and

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Speaker 3: and now we are internal on TikTok. We're not skimming anything.

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Speaker 3: If you don't know what's going on in your mate's

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Speaker 3: house because you're not following his messes on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: Full of every think.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I look at it and go, I'm uncomfortable and

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Speaker 3: I don't know you like I can't even imagine, and

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Speaker 3: people like or you know, people go like with you know,

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Speaker 3: Will Smith, they were being picked on. His family was

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Speaker 3: being picked on. It's because we know too much, because

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Speaker 3: you've too much.

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Speaker 1: We wouldn't know this.

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Speaker 3: Stuff if you didn't tell us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's true, that's true.

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Speaker 3: We kind of a got your family.

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Speaker 1: Do we see your family on the social.

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Speaker 3: Like everyone always goes your beautiful family. I go, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you think that because you've never seen a photo. It

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Speaker 3: was just sort of picking up on you the message

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Speaker 3: that you read at lunchtime.

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Speaker 1: Again, are you are you saying that you speak about

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Speaker 1: the war in your show as well?

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Speaker 3: No, not at all. She just said, you give me

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Speaker 3: some topics for the writing. Honestly, everyone's talking about it. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: what's on at the moment.

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Speaker 4: In the world.

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Speaker 1: What's your biggest take over for the war as well?

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Speaker 3: I think with the war, And you know, you sort

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Speaker 3: the pumps and you go, oh man, pictures expensive and

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Speaker 3: you're like, wait a minute, am I fleeing something? No,

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Speaker 3: so stopitching.

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Speaker 2: The war actually was great for that.

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Speaker 1: It was a great because you've been in New Zealand,

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Speaker 1: which is just like the last bastion of COVID panicers

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Speaker 3: Are we are really picking up the pace there, like

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Speaker 3: spreading it amongst each other like half a degree of

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Speaker 3: separation can spread.

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Speaker 1: So really catching up is it opens the whole country open?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, We've we've just got you.

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Speaker 2: Know what we give up.

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Speaker 1: So the Ukraine was like a bit of a perspective,

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Speaker 1: you know, a bell for you guys as well.

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Speaker 2: That's that's what I feel it was.

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Speaker 1: It was it was here as soon as the Ukraine

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Speaker 1: and Russia kicked off. It was just like, right, jeez,

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Speaker 1: we're worrying about the wrong thing for the last couple

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Speaker 1: of months.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to give it to any

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Speaker 3: of the protesters, So I might rather give it to

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Speaker 3: the perspective to war than to these guys paying on

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Speaker 3: statues and stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, honestly, you have to kind of go, well,

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Speaker 3: I'll wear a mask, yeah, yes, yeah, for what I've got.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's a beautiful thing like that. That's crazy.

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Speaker 3: I've never I didn't think honestly, we're talking about the

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Speaker 3: discussion was a dude handcuffed to another dude in a

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Speaker 3: situation well chattered to two dudes handcuffed together, but none

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Speaker 3: of us. We're wearing clothes and it was a Friday night.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't their arms.

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Speaker 5: Either, smaller handcuffs then.

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Speaker 2: No, No, you need better parties, Carlson, She's doing its

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Speaker 2: personal teas.

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Speaker 1: Available, cars and dog come all over the country. Is

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Speaker 1: thanks so much for joining us.

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Speaker 4: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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