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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: So when you're in a rash or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 3: Right now, we're asking you the question thirty one and

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Speaker 3: sixty five, can you stop off to get something in

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Speaker 3: an emergency?

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Speaker 4: I said, a friend of mine had a stack on

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Speaker 4: some tram tracks. He dislocated his finger, broke his shoulder.

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Speaker 4: He then found he called his wife in the emergency,

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Speaker 4: and his wife decided to get petrol before going to

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Speaker 4: pick him up, which is controversial stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely controversial.

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Speaker 4: Let's let's go to Cali here on thirty one and

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Speaker 4: sixty five. Cali, this was your sister.

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Speaker 3: And brother in law.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it certainly was what happened.

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Speaker 1: So my sister is in a really severe amount of

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Speaker 1: pain with she was a celia, but she hadn't been

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Speaker 1: diagnosed yet and she needed to go to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: But her husband, being a clean freak, decided that he

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Speaker 1: needed to vacuum the entire house of the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Tire house.

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Speaker 4: Here you are.

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Speaker 3: He's probably a little unit, but you know, wow, that's

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Speaker 3: extraordinary good stuff, Carli, thanks for the court. I mean,

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Speaker 3: at the end of the day, though, I mean, like,

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Speaker 3: whilst that is annoying, that is in service of both

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Speaker 3: of them, not a holy selfish stop off, is it?

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Speaker 4: And I would say that when I come home from hospital,

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Speaker 4: I love coming home to a clean house. So he's

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Speaker 4: just thinking ahead, isn't he? No, I don't think let's

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Speaker 4: go to Janet. But here thirty one who sixty five? Janets?

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Speaker 4: We're talking about if you can stop off on the

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Speaker 4: way to an emergency. This is about your husband.

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Speaker 5: Yes, my husband decided on the way to the hospital

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Speaker 5: when I was in labor to stop and get a cut.

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Speaker 3: But here's the thing. You've got a look good for

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Speaker 3: those first photos with the baby. You've got the Instagram post,

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Speaker 3: the first time little kid's gonna see daddy. I get it.

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Speaker 3: What did he sorry, Janet, I mean this might be

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Speaker 3: a totally irrelevant question, but what did he get done?

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Speaker 6: Like it?

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Speaker 3: Are we're talking like just a bit of a buzz cut,

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Speaker 3: a short back in sides or did he go for

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Speaker 3: back inside?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Look, did you go into the hairdresser as well? Are

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Speaker 3: you just in the car?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: No, I was sitting in the reception area of the hairdressers.

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Speaker 5: And when he when are you do? And I say, well,

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Speaker 5: I'm actually in labor. Now we're going as soon as

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Speaker 5: you're finished.

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Speaker 3: She really crunched. Then, wow, I'm not done with you, Janet.

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Speaker 3: This is one of the most ridiculous stories I've ever heard.

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Speaker 6: Janet.

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Speaker 3: You got in the car, you're in labor. It was

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Speaker 3: your first kid, probably not, Yeah, it was our first kid,

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Speaker 3: while your husband is what's your husband's name?

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Speaker 5: Greg?

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Speaker 3: So Greg, you're get in the car with Greg. It's

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Speaker 3: your first child, you're in labor. He knows he's going

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Speaker 3: to get to the hospital. How did he say to

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Speaker 3: you that he or what was his justification for getting

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Speaker 3: a haircut first?

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Speaker 5: Well, he just said that he needed one and that

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Speaker 5: once we got to the hospital, I probably wouldn't want

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Speaker 5: him to leave. Yeah, so he was going to get

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Speaker 5: it on the way there. Mind you, I was a

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Speaker 5: week and a half over due, Jesus.

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Speaker 4: But then again, if he had a booking as well,

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Speaker 4: you know, maybe he's paid.

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Speaker 3: He didn't have a booking a project. Oh, we need

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Speaker 3: to get.

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Speaker 6: Greg.

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Speaker 3: If we can talk to Greg, Janet, that's one of

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Speaker 3: the best things I've ever heard.

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Speaker 4: Well, leave, leave Jennet with the producer. If we can

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Speaker 4: get Greg on the phone. He's got some questions to answer.

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Speaker 3: We've got Jared here. Jared, we're talking about stopping off

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Speaker 3: in an emergency. What happened with you?

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys. I was fixing one of my workmate keV

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Speaker 6: stuff ups and I climbed the ladder real quick trying

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Speaker 6: to get the job done, fell down, got a rio

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Speaker 6: bar straight through my leg, and in construction, the first

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Speaker 6: thing you do is called your foreman so he can

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Speaker 6: call the ambulance and access the situation. Yeah, called him up.

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Speaker 6: He decided as a joke first before he intended me

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Speaker 6: to go down to first Aid's offers, dress up as

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Speaker 6: a first aid officer and come up with all the gear.

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Speaker 6: By the time he got up, I was probably waiting

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Speaker 6: twenty minutes for him to get up the lift to me.

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Speaker 6: And yeah, it wasn't funny. It wasn't so funny when

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Speaker 6: he came up then.

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Speaker 3: So he came up in like a nurse's kit or

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Speaker 3: something with Mercy's.

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Speaker 6: Kid band aid band aid over his leg and I'm

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Speaker 6: sitting there for rio busard my leg man, and I

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Speaker 6: just I didn't know what to say to him.

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Speaker 2: You never give HI.

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Speaker 3: When you look back on it now, it's pretty good stuff,

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Speaker 3: isn't it. You've got to pull through your leg. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but you know someone go at a gag? Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: a bit mate, go to Joanne. Joan got another one

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Speaker 3: here where you're in labor, we're talking about should people

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Speaker 3: be able to stop off in an emergency? You were

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Speaker 3: also in labor? What have you got for us?

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Speaker 2: I was in labor with my fifth child, fifth and

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Speaker 2: my husband decided on the way to the hospital that

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Speaker 2: there was some poor hitchhiker that he would give him

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Speaker 2: a list. And it was like half past twelve in

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Speaker 2: the morning, and he picked up this black and dropped

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Speaker 2: him where he needed to go, and then he decided

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Speaker 2: to take me to the hospital, but we might stop

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Speaker 2: off and get some bread and milk for her home

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Speaker 2: on the way. Yeah, twenty years later, I still give

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Speaker 2: him a bad time about that.

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Speaker 6: For sure, What.

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Speaker 3: Gets the hitchhiker in the car? Did you? Were you

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Speaker 3: expecting for him to drop you off and then take

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Speaker 3: the hitch hiker?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, No, he was taking the other blake first.

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Speaker 2: You know, he needed to get home. And yeah, and

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Speaker 2: I had my sister in law minding the other children,

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Speaker 2: ringing up to make sure that. Yeah, we didn't get

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Speaker 2: massacred in the car, oh.

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Speaker 3: By the hitchhiker? Can I can I ask as well, Joanne?

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Speaker 3: What was the interaction like with the hitch hiker, Like,

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Speaker 3: you've got the guy in the car, he gets in

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Speaker 3: the car. What's your husband's name, Darren? So Darren gets

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Speaker 3: so the guy who's in the car, Like Darren introduced

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Speaker 3: the hitch hiker, like, this is my wife, Joanne. She's

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Speaker 3: currently in labor. Does the hitchhiker did?

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Speaker 6: He then?

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Speaker 3: Like, you know, so maybe I shouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: Here, you know. He was just really grateful.

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Speaker 2: I thank you very much, thank you very much. Good

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Speaker 2: you know, good luck mister bird.

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Speaker 1: A good blie.

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Speaker 3: Actually it is all to live.

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Speaker 2: It's my husband. Yeah, he'd help his help everybody.

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Speaker 3: Apart from his wife. On the Whole Show podcast, Now

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Speaker 3: you want to