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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda Jamnation.

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Speaker 2: Well, Melbourne, get ready, they're going to host a new

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Speaker 2: world championship in twenty twenty seven. You're ready to hear

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Speaker 2: what it is?

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Speaker 1: Is it the Coffee and Coffee and Wearing Championship.

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Speaker 2: No, and it's something that my husband has watched the

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Speaker 2: European version of but he's watched every show Ski racing

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Speaker 2: could be. But no, it is the World Tram Driver Championships.

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Speaker 1: There they go.

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Speaker 2: Now, thank you the global spotlight from for all the

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Speaker 2: world's tram drivers. Yep, will come to Melbourne, which is

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Speaker 2: the world's largest tram network.

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Speaker 3: Melbourne's great with trams. We are you know the dopes

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Speaker 3: that run this city. Years ago they ripped all the

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Speaker 3: trams app because all people are going to drive the

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Speaker 3: cousin of the city. What do they do in the future, Well,

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Speaker 3: you know what, people aren't going to drive the cousin city.

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Speaker 1: Let's put trams in idiots.

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Speaker 2: Shall I continue with this information SPEs that run this city.

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Speaker 2: This weekend in Vienna, two Australian tram drivers and their

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Speaker 2: coach are battling it out against twenty four other countries

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Speaker 2: in this competition. And it's not just driving from here

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Speaker 2: to there on a track, which would.

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Speaker 1: Have they're going to go off the track.

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Speaker 2: No, well what they do here's what you get judged on,

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Speaker 2: precision stopping, speed control challenges. Even so all of the

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Speaker 2: bits and pieces that go into it will be judged.

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Speaker 2: And this is what Harley's watched and he finds it

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Speaker 2: quite fascinating.

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Speaker 1: But as you say, he'll watch.

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Speaker 3: He watched jet ski raising in you all the ins

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Speaker 3: and outs he was yelling at that's all.

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Speaker 1: How you do a porpoise?

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Speaker 2: Well, this is a very competitive scene. It's been going

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Speaker 2: since twenty twenty two. Actually Australia first.

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Speaker 1: Joined two going for that long now.

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Speaker 2: Australia first joined in twenty three two. We were the

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Speaker 2: inaugural non European country to compete in Leipshiek.

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Speaker 1: I've been to Leipshik. So what's their infrastructure like tram wise?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to come out and say it.

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Speaker 3: I think out of all the large infrastructure that you

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Speaker 3: can drive, driving a tram would possibly be the easiest.

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Speaker 1: Brendan, it would be the easiest I.

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Speaker 3: Could drive without any training. You could put me in

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Speaker 3: a tram and I could.

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Speaker 1: Would you be good?

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Speaker 2: Enough to take on. Let me tea's more about the

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Speaker 2: judging criteria. Here's the judging criteria. Stop and go, smooth

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Speaker 2: starting and breaking. I've seen you drive target braking, maintaining

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Speaker 2: lateral distance. Do you know what that means?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Of course, spectacular tasks such as tram bowling, tram curling.

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Speaker 2: This is they do curling in front of the tram, reversing,

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Speaker 2: maintaining a task hard, maintain a constant maintaining a constant speed.

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Speaker 2: Estimating the length of the vehicle for the perfect stop

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Speaker 2: and the total time of the runner included in your evaluation.

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Speaker 3: To me, a Gold Coast tram driver, would it kill

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Speaker 3: you to put a corner in somewhere?

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Speaker 1: Please? Why would you been a monoail driver here?

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Speaker 2: Don't we love competition?

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Speaker 3: I reckon that it would be harder to drive a train.

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Speaker 3: It would be harder to have one of those novelty

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Speaker 3: trains around a supermarket.

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Speaker 1: You know those ones.

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Speaker 3: You see it's always got some retiree with a rosy

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Speaker 3: red nose.

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Speaker 1: Come on, kids, get on this.

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Speaker 2: A couple of dashounds in the bank. This year's winner

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Speaker 2: or twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: They should have a championship for that.

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Speaker 2: The winner that you wouldn't even be able to keep

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Speaker 2: up with the scoring a total score of five thousand,

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Speaker 2: five hundred and ninety nine points. Vienna came first. It

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Speaker 2: sounds like two women Elizabeth Urbanitched and Florie and Osaku.

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Speaker 1: They those over there they do this.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Niculas that that that's a tough gig. You know, you

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Speaker 3: make up a phnicula.

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Speaker 2: Well there was a big accident.

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Speaker 1: Just well, that wasn't a ficula that it was? No,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't, Yes, it was. That wasn't What did you

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Speaker 1: think it was? It was a tram, It wasn't. It

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Speaker 1: was an air. It was in the air.

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Speaker 2: It was a nicular. It was in Portugal.

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Speaker 1: It was in the air, you know that Lisbon one.

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Speaker 1: That was a tram like they have in San Francisco

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Speaker 1: from the air. That it wasn't from the air. It

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Speaker 1: was under the ground.

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Speaker 2: It was overhead.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure sure, No, it wasn't. That's a cable car.

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Speaker 1: Look is a cable cicula goes on the land. Look,

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Speaker 1: I tell you what, how about you just back away

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Speaker 1: from this stuff.

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Speaker 2: The man handles, Well, how about the man gets excited

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Speaker 2: for Melbourne because this is going to be a big deal.

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Speaker 2: And I wish someone who drives a tram gives a

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Speaker 2: call and says, Jones, you go for patience for it.

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Speaker 2: You don't have the patience to drive it.

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Speaker 1: Why because the dopes in the city come, Why don't.

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Speaker 2: You go an old competition, whittle your own teeth and

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Speaker 2: you'd win.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, you're such a blokes.

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Speaker 2: The dopes that run this city.

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Speaker 1: It's such a pain. Why are you getting to say jazz.

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Speaker 2: Because you sound one hundred years old?

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Speaker 1: If you sit, how slow the trams run deliberately? You

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Speaker 1: can't work it out.

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Speaker 2: So now the people are the idiots. Yes, the city

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Speaker 2: is people are idiots, and the people who run the

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Speaker 2: city of the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving to Melbourne. I don't do a showdown there,

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Speaker 1: do it