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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody. Good after night everyone. Hope

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Speaker 1: you're having a wonderful, wonderful Thursday. I'll tell you what,

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Speaker 1: this show is going to get hot and saucy, and

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Speaker 1: I mean seriously hot and saucy. Tell me the first

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Speaker 1: time ever we've got a segment that is sponsored. We

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Speaker 1: have got some serious cash money and they've done this

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Speaker 1: amazing thing where they've actually sponsored a segment we used

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Speaker 1: to do call the Pocker Money pitch, where kids just

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Speaker 1: call us up and they tell us why they deserve money.

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Speaker 1: In the past, we had to pull together our Pooh

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Speaker 1: change and it always ends up being about eighteen dollars,

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Speaker 1: which we had to spread across four or five children.

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Speaker 1: Today we have three hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we do.

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Speaker 1: We have three hundred bucks off. You're a child and

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Speaker 1: you've got a decent reason why we should give you

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Speaker 1: the Pocker money. Make sure you're staying tuned because that

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Speaker 1: is coming up very very shortly.

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Speaker 2: Well delicious snack will But we start with the entree,

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Speaker 2: and the entree is Barack Obama. I want to talk

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Speaker 2: about Barack Obama next. He has had a real go

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Speaker 2: at a certain type of person and I reckon a

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Speaker 2: few of those people would be listening to us right now. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so right up next, I'll tell you the type of

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Speaker 2: person that he's had to go at, and why right

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Speaker 2: now woulds Barack Obama. He's had a huge go at

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Speaker 2: politically woke keyboard warriors.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: Now I won't try and explain this, I'll allow the

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Speaker 2: forty fourth US president to explain himself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this idea of purity and you're never compromised, and

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Speaker 3: you're always politically woke and all that stuff. You should

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Speaker 3: get over that quickly. The world is messy. There are ambiguities.

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Speaker 3: People who do really good stuff have flaws. Like if

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Speaker 3: I tweet or hashtag about how you didn't do something

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Speaker 3: right or used the word wrong verb or then I

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Speaker 3: can sit back and feel pretty good about myself, because, man,

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Speaker 3: you see how a walk that was I called you out.

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Speaker 2: What do you think about what Barack Obama said there?

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Speaker 1: I agree, I think that the I think it's really

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Speaker 1: really good that we that we've got this wonderful thing

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Speaker 1: they're speaking publicly with authority can be held accountable. I

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Speaker 1: think that's excellent. I'm really glad that happens. I think

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Speaker 1: that the pendulum has swung too far the other way.

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Speaker 1: I think we're getting to a position where, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: that it needs to be taken on a case by

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Speaker 1: case basis, though, Like I think there are situations where

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Speaker 1: somebody is quite obviously nasty or saying the wrong thing repeatedly.

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Speaker 1: If that's happening consistently, then yes, they should be called

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Speaker 1: out for it and it should be a big deal, etc.

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Speaker 2: Insert Keyboard Warriors, because you actually have something decent about.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, and it looks like underneath the surface there,

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Speaker 1: that's that's just not their running their mouth off. That's

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Speaker 1: actually you look like you've got a twisted motive there.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: However, I think that, as Barak was saying, like, you know,

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Speaker 1: people stuff up, People say the wrong thing, and they

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Speaker 1: sucks that they're in a position where they're talking live

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Speaker 1: like we are now. Like, for example, if you said

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Speaker 1: something nasty, say something nasty.

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Speaker 2: I won't say something nasty.

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Speaker 1: What do you hate?

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Speaker 2: But no, I'll get I'll get trouble.

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Speaker 1: Just give me an example of something else. I can

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Speaker 1: give you an eat safe, make it no, make it

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Speaker 1: very safe. What do you hate?

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Speaker 2: What do I hate?

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Speaker 1: Something? You hate?

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Speaker 2: Cabbage?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so let's say that cabbage was really Hating cabbage

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Speaker 1: was really offensive to people. Sure, you didn't realize that

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Speaker 1: hating cabbage was really offensive to people and that slipped

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: Then I don't think that you can be, you know,

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Speaker 1: publicly crucified for that because you didn't mean to say it.

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Speaker 1: And particularly if you apologize. That's the other thing. A

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Speaker 1: lot of the time these people come out and they go,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, genuinely stuffed up, I'm really sorry, insert extreme

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Speaker 1: amounts of remorse. I don't think that. I think that's

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Speaker 1: the end of the conversation. They can carry on. That's

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Speaker 1: the value of a good apology, isn't that.

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Speaker 2: It was like when Charlie Pickering. This is a number

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Speaker 2: of years ago. We've spoken to Charlie Pickering about this.

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Speaker 2: He hosted a New Year's Eve that's and he said,

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Speaker 2: just for the countdown ten nine eight, he goes, this

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Speaker 2: he accidentally said kill a Copah. He meant to say

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Speaker 2: big trouble. Oh wait when he got merciless trolled and

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Speaker 2: it was like, guys, he didn't mean to say that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and again immediately apologize for foths of the comment.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if Charlie Pickering then goes on to his

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Speaker 1: Twitter and goes, hey, you know what, we should all

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Speaker 1: kill cops. I meant what I said sort of two

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Speaker 1: or three months down the track, we hear him making

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Speaker 1: another joke about assaulting a police officer or whatever. It

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Speaker 1: starts to go, Okay, how much of.

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Speaker 2: A joke is the up keyboard warriors. Let's go after him.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, Let's let's let's get your torches in your pitchforks.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: I think we should try and forgive people if they

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Speaker 1: make stuff up.

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Speaker 2: So I agree, I agree with that, But I do

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Speaker 2: think we're these keyboard warriors, these woy political people, they

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Speaker 2: should continue to just pick out when Donald Trump stuffs

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Speaker 2: Kimmel a couple of days ago, I meany, absolutely, Nils,

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Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel compared how Barack Obama spoke about the assassination

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm dying to hear this.

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Speaker 2: See Donald Trump talking about the assassination of that arsis later. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think that was last week or earlier this week.

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Speaker 1: So two US presidents couldn't be more different talking about

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Speaker 1: their government assassinating someone.

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Speaker 2: Haven't listened to a great The United.

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Speaker 3: States launched a targeted operation against that compound.

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Speaker 5: They did a lot of shooting, and they did a

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Speaker 5: lot of blasting, even not going through the front door.

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Speaker 1: You know, you think you could go through the door.

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Speaker 5: If you're a normal person, you say, knock, knock, May

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Speaker 5: I come in?

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Speaker 3: After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took

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Speaker 1: He died like a dog, but he does not mark

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Speaker 3: A beautiful May God bless you, and may God bless

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Speaker 3: the United States of America.

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Speaker 1: And I'm writing a book.

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Speaker 2: Well, I used to think you're a perfect person. I

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Speaker 2: thought you were a perfect man, like Leonardo da.

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Speaker 1: Vinci, But we found out you're really kind of you.

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Speaker 1: Why else was why is Leonardo perfect?

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Speaker 2: Isn't he the perfect man? The the Trovian man, which

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Speaker 2: was the the Trivian man, Will the Trivian the Trouvian man. Will.

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Speaker 2: But we found out yesterday that you are incapable of

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Speaker 2: complimenting women, and then I'm not happy with that. Well,

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Speaker 2: I'm not fair. I haven't listened to this damning audio

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Speaker 2: farm your girlfriend. Right now, I've pulled out all the stuff.

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Speaker 2: Tell me I look beautiful?

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Speaker 1: Will you look? You look absolutely beautify?

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Speaker 2: So sarcastic, that was.

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Speaker 1: You look beautiful? You look gorgeous?

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Speaker 2: And do it with purpose? Will, passion and purpose? Look

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Speaker 2: at me in the eye. I'm looking tell me on

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Speaker 2: the most beautiful thing you ever saying?

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Speaker 5: You are.

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Speaker 2: So bad? Go to the traffic.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at you playing a woman. They have caused

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Speaker 1: I laughing a little bit.

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Speaker 2: So I get that I want to give you another chance.

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Speaker 2: And I get that you weren't. You weren't able to

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Speaker 2: see me as a woman.

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Speaker 1: No, you're no. So what was I meant to be

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Speaker 1: able to see you as a woman?

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Speaker 2: I was hoping you'd have enough imagination to see me

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Speaker 2: as a beautiful, curvaceous woman. But because you can't do that,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give another chance right now with real

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Speaker 2: women thirteen one oh six fives out number. If you

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Speaker 2: are a woman out there right now and you want

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Speaker 2: Will to deliver you a compliment, give us a call.

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Speaker 2: So all you gotta do is just call up. You

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Speaker 2: say a certain detail about yourself that you want to

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Speaker 2: be complimented, and then Will We're going to allow you

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Speaker 2: to practice again and have a few more attempts to practice.

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Speaker 2: You definitely do.

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Speaker 1: I don't why I don't need to practice you definitely do.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna do. You're going to get your chance with

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Speaker 2: real women, So no excuses. Now you will liver a

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Speaker 1: Find you delivered me a great female compliment right now.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll play audio from myself yesterday. I have a

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Speaker 2: listen to. You are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it was pretty good. Apparently it's from outside. Wow.

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Speaker 2: Fourteen women got pregnant after hearing that. And it's honestly,

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Speaker 2: and I apologize about that. I apologize thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: sixty five. If you're a woman and you want Will

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Speaker 2: to compliment you, and you have to give an honest

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Speaker 2: we find out can we'll compliment a woman, can't.

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Speaker 1: Of course I can. Of course I can. I'll compliment

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Speaker 1: you right now if you were a woman. Okay, here,

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Speaker 1: you're a beautiful woman. Shocking, shocking. I vomited him by mouth.

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Speaker 1: I've got real women to call up, and if there

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Speaker 1: are any fake women out there, I'll pick you.

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Speaker 2: He can. It's a remarkable skill he's got. But we've

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Speaker 2: got actually here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Ashley,

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Speaker 2: you're just going to receive a compliment from Will and

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Speaker 2: then you're going to say it afterwards if you feel

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Speaker 2: like it was genuine and you fell to Ashley. Okay,

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Speaker 2: before we compliments you, I just want to say quick

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Speaker 2: detail about yourself or you want to be complimented about Okay.

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Speaker 1: Hey, actually the way you go, yeod, I'm very good,

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Speaker 1: looking forward to complimenting you, looking forward to wowing you,

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Speaker 1: looking for to blowing your socks off.

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Speaker 6: I'm ready for it, okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 6: I have the body of an hour glass.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and I have beautiful green eyes.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Actually.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Ashley. Can I just say that you know?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, what need have I got for the time

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Speaker 1: when you've got such an hour glass figure?

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Speaker 2: And we I mean, actually do we just let's just

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Speaker 2: buzz him now, I mean, let's just buzz him out? Actually,

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Speaker 2: was that sorry?

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Speaker 1: I tried to go for like an hour glass gag? Actually,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What was it?

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Speaker 2: Mind you?

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Speaker 4: There are some women who like a joke for a compliment.

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Speaker 6: That made me laugh, but.

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Speaker 1: Huge.

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Speaker 2: This isn't a test of his will funny, This isn't

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Speaker 2: a test of his real funny. This is can he

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna bounce back, big boy. We've got Jen here?

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Speaker 7: I'm really really good.

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Speaker 1: Do you need to get it? Okay, a blue blue

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Jen, Jen Helen of Troy was great,

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Speaker 2: That was creative. That was that was really nice. We've

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Speaker 1: It's back in a big way. He's back in a

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Speaker 2: You've never been hotter. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 7: I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Pretty good. I just wanted to call you and

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Speaker 1: I don't want anything. No, No, you for dinner?

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Speaker 1: I'm scared, Abris. The only spicy chicken leg I've ever

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Speaker 2: a great idea to take to the races. Your mum

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Speaker 2: piss off. I don't know what. Hang on, don't just

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Speaker 2: I think you, I mean, me and your mom at

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Speaker 1: Like she's my mom, I want to go and have

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Speaker 2: Hoot but if I pass it, I'm taking your mum.

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Speaker 1: Fine. What we're gonna do right now is going to

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Speaker 1: Will It's just going to be a basic word association.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to go? I'm very ready.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Let's give it a.

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Speaker 7: Hi.

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Speaker 1: Mom, how are you going good?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. You're on the radio. I've got

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Speaker 2: Hi, pen, Hi, how you going really good? Great to

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Stop sucking up now, mum. Wood He wants

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Speaker 1: as his plus. Mum, I just don't think that you

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Speaker 2: In common, well said, Pin, You've got me in common

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Speaker 2: like the tennis pin yeah, surfing, surfing, yes, surfing. Neither

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Speaker 1: Good food we love woo he hates food.

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Speaker 2: Good, glass of reds shy yeah, bit of a shy.

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Speaker 1: Every single one of them was the opposite anyway. Anyway, Well,

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Speaker 2: What I said to what he is?

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Speaker 1: If you say the same answer three times, then he

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Speaker 1: gets to ask you to the races. Okay, okay, all right,

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Speaker 2: Or speechless?

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Speaker 1: Pen?

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Speaker 2: Was that your word?

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Speaker 1: Stop it?

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Speaker 5: And I can't do it.

445
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Speaker 1: We have to do this, Christ, I'll try the other round.

446
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,480
Speaker 1: I'll say the word and then I'll say three to one,

447
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:07,720
Speaker 1: and then you guys say your word. Okay, here we go,

448
00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:11,480
Speaker 1: massage three to one Swedish.

449
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Speaker 6: What can you wait for?

450
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Speaker 4: One?

451
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Speaker 1: I have to say three to one and then you

452
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,200
Speaker 1: say your words?

453
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,680
Speaker 2: She said, parlor power? Yeah, what's a parlor?

454
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Speaker 1: Massage? Parlor? Jesus Christ, I feel like you guys are

455
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:36,080
Speaker 1: just nowhere near this. Next anti vaccination three to one, stupid? Yeah, wow,

456
00:20:36,359 --> 00:20:39,879
Speaker 1: there you go, good mum, strong, you're an absolute puss.

457
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 1: Next word bed three to one. You have to wait

458
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Speaker 1: for me to say one.

459
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Speaker 2: I was about to say head to no correct there

460
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 2: was no correct answer to go now okay.

461
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Speaker 1: And that was the worst game.

462
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, looks like I'm not tagging your mum.

463
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Speaker 1: I was depressed last Friday. I didn't do the radio show,

464
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Speaker 1: and people are very surprised that I'm saying that, which

465
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Speaker 1: I find really funny because if I had a sick day,

466
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Speaker 1: then I'd probably just tell everyone I was sick. And

467
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Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this, woods I've been thinking about this.

468
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Speaker 1: I'm like, why is that the case? And how frustrating

469
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Speaker 1: that is if you have, if you are going through

470
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Speaker 1: a mental illness, that you can't just say, hey, sick day,

471
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Speaker 1: and why is that? But often it's not somebody else

472
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Speaker 1: stopping you from saying that, it's yourself stopping you from

473
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Speaker 1: saying that. Just given that I was depressed on Friday,

474
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Speaker 1: I had a really good chance to look at just

475
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Speaker 1: how I was reminded of how hard it is to

476
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Speaker 1: talk about what you're going through. And it gotta be

477
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Speaker 1: really thinking about trying to get people to explain to

478
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Speaker 1: others what they're going through without having to initiate the conversation. Now,

479
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,520
Speaker 1: I know that sounds mad, but I've had an idea

480
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Speaker 1: and I I'm just throwing it out there so we

481
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Speaker 1: can kind of see what other people think. But I

482
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Speaker 1: want to I think I've got this idea to create

483
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Speaker 1: an app, and I want to call the app check

484
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Speaker 1: in okay, And basically you download the app right on

485
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Speaker 1: your phone. We'll charge you fifty bucks sport, we'll.

486
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Speaker 2: Talk dollans and that's that's on of my area. Well,

487
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 2: don't you start talking dollss cents.

488
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Speaker 1: So you download the app and then the app turns

489
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Speaker 1: on when you wake up, and it gives you a notification,

490
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Speaker 1: like a push notification comes up and it says, please

491
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Speaker 1: check in with yourself. And it's just super basic. So

492
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Speaker 1: just one to ten, how would you rate yourself today?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just one question, just one to ten? How you feeling?

494
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Speaker 1: That really easy, because let me tell you, if when

495
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Speaker 1: you're going through this sort of stuff, you don't want

496
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Speaker 1: to be thinking. You can't think about it too much,

497
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Speaker 1: you can't talk about it too much. It's hard to analyze.

498
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Speaker 1: So let's say you go, I'm a two. Yeah, that's

499
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Speaker 1: pretty low, right. You then have a whole day of

500
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Speaker 1: interactions with people. So the idea of the app is

501
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Speaker 1: the next slide on the page would be who would

502
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Speaker 1: you like to tell that you are a two?

503
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Speaker 2: Okay?

504
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Speaker 1: And then it just accesses your phone book on your

505
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,399
Speaker 1: phone and then you might go, okay, cool, Well, I

506
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind telling my mum, I wouldn't mind telling my

507
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: work colleagues. I wouldn't mind tell him a best mate.

508
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Speaker 2: So on Friday, can I ask the Friday just gone

509
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Speaker 2: where you didn't do the show because you had depression?

510
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 1: Yes, so before you go into this, they then get

511
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Speaker 1: the notification, so then you can then choose on the app.

512
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,040
Speaker 1: Please can you ask me about this? Or Hey, I'm

513
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: just letting you know that this is the case, but

514
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,040
Speaker 1: you don't have to ask me about this, because then

515
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 1: that's servicing the person who's going through the mental ones,

516
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 1: because then you're like, oh, relief, I've told you guys

517
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Speaker 1: how I feel. That means I don't feel like an idiot,

518
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Speaker 1: and I don't feel like you're judging me given that

519
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm acting really differently. And it's also relieving for the

520
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Speaker 1: purpose people that you do work with and that are

521
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Speaker 1: in your life, because they're looking at this going ah, cool,

522
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 1: good to know, Thanks very much. I know that I

523
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,359
Speaker 1: need to tread delicately around you or whatever whatever systems

524
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Speaker 1: you've got in place.

525
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes that of sense. I'll ask you my

526
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: question to say, let's got Jessica really quick on thirteen

527
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Speaker 2: one and six y' five. Hey, Jess, you've just heard

528
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Speaker 2: Will's idea. There, Can you tell us a bit about yourself?

529
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Speaker 2: You're going through some mental health stuff? Yeah?

530
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Speaker 5: I am in my twenties.

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Speaker 6: I've been going through some really severe mental health for

532
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Speaker 6: a really long time, probably since I've been in the

533
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Speaker 6: since he speaks really yeah, and I suffer from pretty

534
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Speaker 6: bad depression and OCD, which can be a really dark,

535
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Speaker 6: scary place.

536
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Speaker 1: Absolutely, Jess, I hope you're any help with that, But

537
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Speaker 1: I just just in terms of what I just said, then,

538
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Speaker 1: do you think that that would help you? Because I

539
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Speaker 1: know I find it's so hard to initiate that conversation

540
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: with people. If you could let other people in your

541
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Speaker 1: life know via a push notification that you're feeling that way,

542
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Speaker 1: so you don't have to start a conversation, but they're

543
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Speaker 1: just aware of it, would that help you?

544
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Speaker 6: I am actually going to be mad if you don't

545
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 6: do this, because such a powerful and empowering idea. Okay, cool,

546
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 6: because I think you know when you're actually going through it,

547
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,800
Speaker 6: it's like place opens up within you and it almost

548
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 6: feels safe and not to say anything funny, one.

549
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: But that's so dangerous. That's the dangerous, isn't it.

550
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Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, that's that's the worst part about it, because

551
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 6: when you're in your right mind, you go, no, I

552
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 6: should really, I should really talk about this when going

553
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Speaker 6: through it.

554
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Speaker 1: But it's so hard to initiate the conversation. So if

555
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 1: we flip the owners on the other people who, by

556
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,080
Speaker 1: the way, want to help you, they love you, they

557
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: want to get around you, but so often they're like

558
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: they just don't know. Yeah, and it can be quite

559
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Speaker 1: scary asking all right, Jess, that's awesome, Thank you so

560
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: much for your thoughts.

561
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Speaker 2: While I've got just I'm sorry, I'm talking business. I

562
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 2: just want to get a price point. How much would

563
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: you pay for that? I'm joking, I'm joking.

564
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Speaker 1: I'm joking.

565
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Speaker 2: I've got a couple more questions for you. Do we

566
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 2: want to do? We want to go to traffic and

567
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: take more calls on this and hear what other people think.

568
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Speaker 2: I've also got a few questions.

569
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, just as well. I'm happy to get probed

570
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: well obviously like audibly about the idea, but also yeah,

571
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Speaker 1: if you're out there anything in yourself, Jiu, I could

572
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 1: make that as well. Please can you DMS on Will

573
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: and Woody Instagram face. We've heard that and you go,

574
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Speaker 1: that's pretty basic, Will, because I've got no idea about

575
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: this sort of stuff, but it could be something Instagram, Facebook,

576
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: Please DMS. But yeah, if you're going through this sort

577
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: of stuff and you wouldn't mind giving you a point

578
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: of view on it, I'd love to hear from your

579
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Speaker 1: if you're new to this conversation. I've had an idea

580
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Speaker 1: to try and think about a mental health app which

581
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: can help people tell other people that they're suffering a

582
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: mental illness or going through a mental health issue without

583
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 1: actually having or having to initiate the conversation, which given

584
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Speaker 1: that I was depressed on Friday, I'd forgotten. It had

585
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: been so long since I've been depressed. I've just forgotten

586
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: how that was, like climbing a mountain telling someone what

587
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,239
Speaker 1: you're going through. So it's just an app on your

588
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: phone which checks in with you at the start of

589
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Speaker 1: the day. You tell the app how you're feeling, and

590
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Speaker 1: then essentially you can choose via the app who you

591
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Speaker 1: would like to tell. So let's say it's just your boss.

592
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Speaker 1: He gets a notification it just says this is how

593
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Speaker 1: I'm feeling today, Just so you know, here are the

594
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Speaker 1: instructions that I would appreciate.

595
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Speaker 2: It's great, Souff, you got Alaza here, Eliza, what are

596
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:54,119
Speaker 2: your thoughts on this?

597
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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, how are you?

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Speaker 1: We're good? We're good.

599
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Speaker 5: So I suffer from really dating and it's really really

600
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Speaker 5: hard trying to pick my boss every morning if I'm

601
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,879
Speaker 5: not feeling well. I think, you know, it'd be a

602
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 5: really great idea to have an app that I could

603
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,360
Speaker 5: get anytho intro without having to actually type anything.

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Speaker 1: Great, brilliant, Eliza, that's so good to hear. Thanks so

605
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: much for the call, mate. I really appreciate. We've got

606
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: Brook here. There are loads coming through on thirty one

607
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: or sixty five, and I know as well Instagram and

608
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: Facebook will and what do you Brook? What are your thoughts?

609
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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think it's a great idea. So my friend

610
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,960
Speaker 7: and I at work, they essentially, well, we essentially send

611
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 7: each other emojis if we're having bad dates. So there's

612
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 7: a certain emoji we'll send to each other, and if

613
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 7: she sends that to me in the morning, I know

614
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 7: that she's having a bad date. This app would be

615
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 7: really good, something a little bit more structured.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so that do.

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Speaker 4: You know she struggles to tell like our manager who

618
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Speaker 4: just she thinks doesn't get it. Does great if it's

619
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Speaker 4: something that we could like, you know, pass through our

620
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 4: team or something, then at least with no cay She's

621
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 4: yeah in that head space.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook, I was actually thinking. I was actually thinking

623
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Speaker 1: on the app. What you could do is you could

624
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 1: grow the contacts in your phone as well, so you

625
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: might like group like you know, work friends, and they

626
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 1: might be three three people at work that you want

627
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Speaker 1: to tell. There might be close family, There might be

628
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: you know, even just a couple of members of your family.

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Speaker 1: And again you can choose, Hey, you can choose to

630
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: send them. Guys, can you please ask me about this

631
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: today or guys? I don't feel like talking about this,

632
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 1: but just so you know, so I feel a bit

633
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: more comfortable. Cool, all right, Brook, I'm so happy you

634
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: like it as well. Thank you to everybody who has

635
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: called up with that amazing stuff. Didn't expect that response.

636
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: But Woods, let's float it on the market.

637
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Speaker 2: I've already floated it, mate. The number of invested I've

638
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 2: spoken to Mark Boris, I've texted Boris Boris Is in

639
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 2: a million is in for a million?

640
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's actually not the case at all.

641
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Speaker 1: The reality is that I actually do want to make this,

642
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,760
Speaker 1: and I have no way of making it. We have

643
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Speaker 1: no way of making it. And if you know how

644
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 1: to make apps and you're interested in making this, maybe

645
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: just DMS, Instagram and Facebook, Will and Woody. Have you

646
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: got some skills there? You know someone who's got some skills.

647
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: I was thinking like, even if you're someone that goes

648
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: through this, if you're a kid that's learning coding or

649
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: something like that, and you reckon you could make this,

650
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: then please hit us up Instagram, Facebook, Will and Woody.

651
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 1: Or if you're at the top end, if you know

652
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: how to do it and you reckon, you can nail it.

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00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 1: Love to hear from you, because I think we've got

654
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Speaker 1: a judging by the responses, now got a real chance

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Speaker 1: to actually help some people out in terms of you know,

656
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: just navigating that absolute quagmire that is your mental illness.

657
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Speaker 1: So agreed, hit us up. We're gonna get out of here. Hello, Boris,

658
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,840
Speaker 1: see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and Facebook

659
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Speaker 1: search Will and Woody