WEBVTT - Take Your Speedos Off 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.040 The Chris Jan O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Melbourn's Gold one 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:08.799 oh four point three Live from Level two twenty one 0:00:08.880 --> 0:00:13.400 to thirty one, Goodwood Street. Wretchmen, this is the Chris 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:17.560 John o'connal Breakfast Show on Nolvin's Gold one oh four 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:18.119 point three. 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:22.280 Hey good one in six minutes past six Wednesday Morning 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:26.640 Show number eighty one for us, Show number eighty one 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:28.640 on this morning show them big things you need to 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:31.320 know about. We've got tickets Melbourne Cup Carnival. Is it 0:00:31.400 --> 0:00:34.720 coming six thirty this morning? More tickets. It's Oaks Day today. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:37.600 We've got tickets go to Oakstay at six thirty. Seven 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:41.400 thirty Eagles tickets are back. More chaos trying to win 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:44.760 those at seven point thirty. It's a thing that I 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:46.920 thought would be really simple. We've just tried it before 0:00:46.920 --> 0:00:49.600 the show. It's actually quite complicated. As waiting for you 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:53.840 at half seven. Now. Before that, at some point in 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.279 our relationship with me starting a new life in this 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:59.320 country and in this great city Melbourne, with my family, 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.959 we were going to have this conversation about the animals 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:04.880 that you have here. Now's the time to have this conversation. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.680 Yesterday I'm just having an innocent physio session, right, and 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.560 the guy who I've been seeing for the last couple 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:15.040 of weeks, someone has savage his ear, and I thought, 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.480 I need to say something, start politeness, and I just went, 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.440 as only men will say to another dude, what the 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:22.880 hell has happened to your ear? It's hanging off and 0:01:22.959 --> 0:01:24.679 actually looked even though he had a plaster on it, it 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:27.760 just looked bad. And he's he's says, I said. Now, 0:01:27.920 --> 0:01:30.800 magpies had attacked him and his daughter over the weekend. 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:33.040 Cost your mind. That beautiful weather of the weekend. He 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:37.040 went cycling with him and his daughter. Magpies start attacking them. 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:39.920 He said that they go crazy for the helmets. They 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.600 just they just can't. They just start getting annoyed and 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:45.399 they start dive bombing his daughter, knock her off the bike. 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:48.240 Then they turn on him and they rip his ear. 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:52.760 What is the problem with magpies? What's their problem? 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:54.640 That means they've got in and under the helmet to 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:57.000 get the yes, true enough, that's it. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:59.400 They are so close to taking over the city. 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:02.600 You'll see people with bike helmets that have cable tirees 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:05.000 coming out on the top of them. Zip tires because 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.000 that is to deter the magpie from hitting the helmet. 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:08.840 Does it work though? 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:09.560 I don't know. 0:02:10.400 --> 0:02:12.960 I guess it's like a spiky little deterrent. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:15.000 Yeah, what do you mean, like a Viking helmet with 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:19.600 a spike on? Really? You know that you have the 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.720 wall where you don't want pigeons or goals landing on it? 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.320 Now that on you on your bike? 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:25.160 Yeah? 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.320 Why are they so aggressive? Why've had magpies in my 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.040 life for years? Right? I come here? Why was he 0:02:31.520 --> 0:02:32.880 magpie so aggressive? 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:36.359 It's their mama bear for their chick. Are they called chicks? 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.280 For their babies? They're protecting their babies. 0:02:38.440 --> 0:02:40.080 But if you're just cycling on with your daughter, you 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.840 go in nowhere near their nest or roofs to what 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:43.440 have you called? Don't you doing them no harm? But 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:45.680 if you're rooting around up a tree, I understand. 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.760 It's like a big radius though, isn't it around their nest? 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:52.040 I wonder how far they patrol and protect that area 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:52.560 like it? 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:55.480 I don't know, it's so dangerous. And then who was 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.359 it you saw? Yes? 0:02:56.800 --> 0:03:00.120 I saw the snake catcher in my local street yesterday. 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:05.119 Is Jewey the snake catcher stew eat the snake catcher sign. 0:03:05.360 --> 0:03:07.160 Is he doing this like wandering around like the old 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:12.359 kiddie catcher in the Bang Snakes Snakes? 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.959 People call him when they've got a snake in their house. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:18.560 We had a tiger snake two streets away over winter. 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.200 Listen, I've never heard of such a snake in my life. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.960 From palm Land, we don't have any snakes. All we 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:28.240 have is worms. What is a tiger snake between a 0:03:28.280 --> 0:03:29.120 tiger and a snake. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.280 It's the appearance of it. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.480 It's got like a striped striped skin and it's one 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:36.200 of the most deadly. 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:37.880 You don't want a tiger snake in your back. 0:03:38.000 --> 0:03:39.360 Yeah, but they are the most deadly. 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.040 But I'm not going to get They're not here, are they? Yes? 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:44.160 I hate to tell you there was one in the 0:03:44.200 --> 0:03:46.080 CBDA last summer. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:47.520 How did he get in on the tram? 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:47.920 Well? 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:48.680 I think they come up. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.760 It's got mikey cock come up. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:51.560 From the yarra. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:56.880 All right this morning. Then I want your animal advice. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.440 Make this specific. Not if I go wandering for days 0:03:59.440 --> 0:04:02.640 in the outbouk with my family here in Melbourne, what 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:05.040 animals do I need to get scared of? Okay? Nine 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.160 four one four, one oh four three. 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:10.520 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.200 point three. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.360 Have you tucked into your walnuts by the way yet? 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:14.960 I didn't bring him in this morning. 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:17.080 We've got them. Don't worry. Put them aside. Yesterday you 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.280 left quickly. Yesterday We've got your bag of walnuts. You 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.440 believe that this is these are these activated walnuts, these 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:26.080 brett It's brain food. It'll activate the brain. I love this, 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.320 you know. I'm another one. If there's anything that says 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:32.080 it's going to activate, energize, give me more mental stamina. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.480 I'm on right now. I'm trying a new herbal drink 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:38.000 this morning. Corter set mushroom powder. 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:40.880 I was about to say, mushrooms there on their way. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:43.120 Now the Shaga, the Lion Maine and now. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:45.480 Now. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.359 I actually eased up on the Lion's Maine because I 0:04:47.400 --> 0:04:49.159 went two big on lines made. At one point I 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.320 thought my my teeth were talking to me. It was 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:53.000 just it actually made me a little bit too crazy. 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:55.320 During the show, I was sweating and stuff at this 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:57.839 and people were actually worried about I found lines made 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:01.480 to beds of mushroom. I thought it was Yeah, I 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.440 had to ease up on the line. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:03.640 May. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:05.200 I don't know what the quarter set is going to 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:07.160 do to me, but if I go strange the next 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.800 couple of hours, it's that working, okay. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.599 And when my lines man hits the letterbox next week, 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:14.800 monitor me during the show. 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:18.360 When getting this stuff this we've got a. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:20.200 Guy who could sort you out. First, bumps on him. 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.240 You until we can help you out. We can help 0:05:22.320 --> 0:05:24.440 you out, all right, And so we're looking for animal 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.600 advice this morning. I need animal advice. Five months in 0:05:27.640 --> 0:05:30.320 this country, I'm now hearing about the magpies. I thought 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.400 it was just like, you know, kind of spiders and snakes. 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.120 Now it's the magpies we've got to watch out for. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:38.440 It's because everything is coming out of hibernation. Winter's finished, 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:41.240 ringing started. You know what, You've got to be wary of. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.679 Bear's Nietzsche. 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:47.200 You're German, shepping, She's used to running around parks. I 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.559 imagine with just rabbits and ly lions everything, he's safe. 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:54.280 Now. I think you're basing that on seeing Watership Down 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:58.280 as a kid or Richard CURTISHUGM movies. That is in 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:00.719 the thing. It's not just bucking In Palace, Rabbits and 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.560 Daniel and long Grass and Downton Abbey. 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.920 There's nothing that she can scare from a bush that 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:08.640 could harm everybody. And now as she goes looking, I 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.520 mean we saw just walking the dogs. We saw a 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.839 blue tangue lizard the other day, which is but it 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.360 looks like a snake, and you go, if they're out, 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:17.200 snakes are out. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.000 Yeah, yesterday morning I let her out for a morning peede. 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:21.839 I could do every single morn At four thirty and 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:23.599 I was opened the door there was an animal that 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.880 made a noise. Neither of us said it before, just went, 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:31.520 it's like one of our only callers, and this is 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:34.280 a German shepherd dog. She'd actually reversed back into the 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:39.560 kitchen in the darkness. Never heard it before, don't care 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:41.640 for it, don't like it. And I actually pushed her 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:45.760 out and shut the door. But it was this noise 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:48.560 we've never heard before. So this morning I want your 0:06:48.640 --> 0:06:53.240 animal advice. On nine four one four three, Heathery, good morning. 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:55.679 Good morning, question, Good morning guys. 0:06:55.680 --> 0:06:57.360 How are Yeah, we're really good, Heather, and I hope 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.120 you well as well. Thanks for calling the show mate, 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.080 And what can you on me about them. What's your 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:01.960 animal advice? 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.600 Definitely arm In Pakenham and there was a red belly 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:08.279 black snake that was on the weakend at the local 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.920 park which is close to a lake. And I think 0:07:10.960 --> 0:07:12.400 the second deadliest snake in the world. 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:15.120 Of course, why all the deadliest ones here? I think, 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:18.720 like the top one thousand deadest snakes. 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:21.840 Awful, I honestly think we have. I think we have 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.480 nine of the top ten deadly snakes. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:27.960 What so, what's this one called red belly black snake? 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:28.240 Right? 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:30.160 That with the tiger snaw. I'm gonna have to carry 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:31.280 around a chart with me. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:34.920 Go wait there, the brown snakes are deadly. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.360 Nasty, right, So if that's a brown snake, and what 0:07:39.000 --> 0:07:40.880 is the best thing to do, what do you do? Freeze? 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:46.320 Yeah, well, don't run, don't don't shake the ground near 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:49.080 it because it will attack. So it's just basically standstill 0:07:49.160 --> 0:07:49.960 and just hope. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:51.640 It goes away from you. I've got no idea how 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.000 it was going to shake the ground near it. Those 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:58.880 get my hammer out and shake the ground. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.040 Well, just be kept with the dogs, that's the main 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.960 thing as well've been a few dogs and kids have 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:07.360 been bitten by snakes just trying to water their dogs 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.440 if there was one the other day on the news, right. 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.880 Okay, all right, what are you supposed to do as well? 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:14.200 If you the warning is if you see one with 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.400 a red belly, stay away from it. But how do 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.200 you know if you read belly and pick it up 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:18.640 and look. 0:08:18.480 --> 0:08:21.040 At I'm not kicking it over to other? Is this 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.680 a ticklet's belly? Go oh red one? That was a mistake. 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:27.400 Back up, kids, everyone, freeze, do not shake the up. 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:30.880 Just assume they're all bad. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.640 Christian, all right, give us a call with your animal advice. 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:37.120 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:38.480 point three this morning. 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:41.439 I'm after some advice the mummy. You just enjoyed terrifying 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.040 this pomy. What can you tell me about animals I 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:46.600 need to look out for here in Melbourne? I've just 0:08:46.600 --> 0:08:50.240 found out now about how angry, I mean really aggressive 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:53.720 and psycho your magpies are even dangerous here. What other 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:56.079 animals do I need to be well? So it's tiger snakes, 0:08:56.960 --> 0:09:01.599 brown anything, brown brown snake and the red bellied black snake. 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:01.800 Black snake. 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.760 Right, okay, so even in the CBD and out in bass, 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.200 said I need to look out for those. Yeah, yes, Steve, 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.400 no christ yoh Steve, what do we need to look 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:11.640 out for? 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:11.719 What? 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:13.920 I'm pretty good? What's your animal advice? 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:18.240 Well, earlier this year many night were clear in the 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.840 backyard doing the lawns and clearing up. There a couple 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:24.000 of poles of sticks in the backyard and they went 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.599 and picked one of the poles of sticks up and 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:31.200 and Easton Brand watched me actually got him on the wrist. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:36.360 What happened, Well, he's coming in with the two short 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:40.520 punchlines and he turned what and had a chat and 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:46.400 checked his pulses. Okay, So we hadn't identified the snag 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:50.000 at that stage fully and so just waited a little 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:53.559 bit and then he had a beer and he was okay, So. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.800 So the answertope is beer. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:58.120 Well we ended up was beer in this case. Here. 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:01.080 He had a beer and another beer after that, and 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:01.880 he was okay. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:03.360 A you so no side effects? 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.000 No, no, it's no side effiicture out towards We identified 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.080 at about twenty minutes later, half an hour later, and 0:10:10.600 --> 0:10:12.960 by that stage he was okay, I think it just raised. 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:18.040 My kids get attacked by one of those they just 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:22.079 have a beer and it's all absolutely Steve. That's good advice. 0:10:22.120 --> 0:10:26.880 Than give very much, doctor Steve. There John Goodring, oh alright, yeah, 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.920 pretty good Johnny bye, danks a good on the show. 0:10:28.960 --> 0:10:30.400 What's your animate advice for me. 0:10:30.360 --> 0:10:38.559 Steve bull mull the one bulland what's the bull out? 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:38.680 Then? 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:40.719 What's the difference between an ant your common on guard 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.000 and aunt and the bull ant? 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.360 A bull and is probably about four times of size 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.280 and more aggressive than a snake. 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:55.480 Four times. It's got bull horns. 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:57.839 It's like an ant on steroids. 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:02.360 It's a big ant den or stings when it bites 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:03.000 you on the ankle. 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:06.680 Really, that's right. And they're more aggressive than the snake. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.360 And I tell you what. They chase you. 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:13.360 Hm, they chase you, chase come on, there's only so 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.960 much I'm going to listen to. Your aunts aren't chasing me? 0:11:17.040 --> 0:11:21.679 Are they what they're working with the magpies and the 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:22.680 aerial support. 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:26.480 They get up on the hind legs and they chase you. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:29.640 No, they don't, come on and h't that's get off 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:35.079 the buggy. I got nothing to compare it. When you 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.600 say it's things like buggery, I don't know that's something 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.120 else I need to look out for here as well. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.640 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:43.360 point three. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.960 Right now, then we've got a double pass to send 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:49.000 you off to Kennedy Oaks Day. The world can wait. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:52.160 The Melbourne Cup Carnival is coming. We've got Kennedy Oaks 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:54.840 Day tickets. It's obviously on the Thursday of the est 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.079 of November. Double pass. Another song is at the races. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.680 This one is a lot harder than yesterday's uh no 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.000 wrong answers? Yesterday it was so easy. This one is 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.400 a lot harder. What song is at the races? So 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:09.520 listen to producer Braddy used to be a bookie. He's 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:10.640 at the races commentating. 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.120 There are It's I Ney and the easy free three links, 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:21.000 I do whip, we're purring to len I do didn't 0:12:21.040 --> 0:12:22.680 you fit this shoe? 0:12:23.040 --> 0:12:23.280 Oh? 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:24.839 And they're turning for home? 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:25.280 I do? 0:12:25.960 --> 0:12:29.040 Won't you have a clue? Tracked on the inside, will 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:32.839 take in ventage? Moving aw? Why do I nes got 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:33.840 upp and one one? 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:35.040 All right? 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.319 What's the song of the races? Nine four one four 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:38.400 one oh four three. 0:12:38.600 --> 0:12:41.960 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:42.679 point three. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.440 This time of the show, every single day this week, 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.400 giving you a chance to go to the Melbourne Cup Carnival. 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:49.200 Today it's Oaks Day's gonna listen to this? There's the 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:53.840 song at the races? What's the song there are? 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.480 It's I Ney and the easy free three links, I 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:58.520 do whip. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.720 We're purring to len? I do think you vic this shoe? 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:03.280 Oh? 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:04.920 And turning for home? 0:13:05.040 --> 0:13:05.400 I do? 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:09.120 Won't you have a clue? Trunked on the inside while 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:10.160 taking vendage? 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:10.920 Moving up? 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:11.760 Fine? 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:12.439 Do I know? 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.280 He's got up? And one? All right, let's go to 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:17.439 the lines. Good morning, Lee, Good morning? 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:18.120 How are you Christian? 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:19.480 I'm good Lee? You well this morning? 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:19.680 Mate? 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.760 Yeah? I'm fine mate, beautiful morning. 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.920 Yeah? All right? And Lee, what do you think the 0:13:23.920 --> 0:13:26.040 song is that you're hearing at the races? Is it? 0:13:26.120 --> 0:13:26.200 Ab? 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:30.400 I do have? Are I too? Wow? No, it's not 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:34.719 that one, buddy. Ah, alright, Lee, thanks for tiy and 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:35.400 may have a good day. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:37.800 A genuine surprise he thought he had that. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:44.800 Then corner Rick Rick has hung up and he has 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:52.400 the right answer. What I'm Rick? We do needed to actually, 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:53.760 at least cause. 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:54.960 That's how our new calls coming in. 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.640 So did he think it was the Amber one and 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.439 thought I've got I'm not got, he said all the 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:00.840 way through. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:06.880 John Cougar Mellon Camp and then producer Max what what 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:07.400 are we gonna do? 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:07.560 Now? 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:12.800 Rick's gone all right, Okay, Well we'll just wait for 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.520 Rick to call us back. Meanwhile, after seven o'clock this 0:14:15.559 --> 0:14:17.520 morning on the show I want to find out. Yesterday 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:19.520 we were chatting to a caller on five TOI Bit Tuesday, 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:21.640 and he was telling us a story about getting into 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:25.360 trouble at school and he casually just regarded his teacher 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.720 at the time. He just went so bunchin came in 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:31.600 and he carried on. Now, I think at every single school, 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:33.840 no matter where you went to school, all over the world, 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:36.920 you had certain teachers that had nicknames. They wouldn't have 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.240 been aware of them, you know. And to this morning, 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.360 I want to see we can find the very best 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:44.880 teacher nicknames. Okay, So if you had a nickname for 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.680 your teachers at school that is broadcastable, please let me know. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.760 After seven o'clock this morning on nine four one four 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.600 one four three, where is Rick? 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:56.600 Rick? 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.480 You called in? You've got the right answer, you won 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:02.960 tickets to go to Oaks Day. Producers, what's going on 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.720 out there? Doesn't even know how to use that micro 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:08.720 He is not picking up his phone. So what do 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:09.040 we doing? 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:10.840 Just give it? It can't count somebody else. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.440 Chuck someone on, Chuck someone on air? 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.120 Then, oh I know the answer? 0:15:14.200 --> 0:15:19.040 Yeah, I mean producers. I don't know. You know, radio works. 0:15:19.040 --> 0:15:20.800 And if anyone else is calling him with the right answer, 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.240 they're more than all goings to come on air. 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:24.320 Now, is there a rule where you have to be 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:26.360 like Rick was the first and now he has to 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.720 win as long as they've made due effort to call 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:29.160 him back. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:30.720 I think is the give us anyone? 0:15:30.800 --> 0:15:31.120 All right? 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.840 All right, let's try to chuck some more people on 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:36.440 air now that should have the answer? Tim, Hey, Timmy, 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.440 what have you got for us? What's the song of 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:39.480 the races. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:40.520 About a girl? 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:41.840 Get it? 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:43.400 Yeah? 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:44.560 Tim is no Rick? 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:45.560 You Rick? 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:46.360 There you go? 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:58.280 So it's this songasy, thank you? 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:04.120 But I'm timing you're off to Oaks Day. Nice one, buddy, 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.200 All right, take reck if you seem they're more chance 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:10.360 to win tomorrow morning. After seven o'clock this morning, I'm 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:13.560 looking for your best teacher nicknames on night four four 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:15.960 one oh four three. Here's what's going to happen. Our 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.520 boss will get a cool after ten o'clock from Rick 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:20.400 moaning about where is tickets. 0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:23.920 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:27.360 Three Big show today, Eagles tickets are back. You are 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.400 going to be singing for these yesterday doing guitar licks. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:32.200 We're up in the games. I thought this would be 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:34.560 really straightforward. We tried a quick round of it before 0:16:34.600 --> 0:16:37.400 the show. It could fall apart, but we'll find out 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:38.960 how you get on with it in about half an 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:40.960 hour's time. But the Eagles tickets are back this morning 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:44.360 at seven thirty. Before that then, yeah, yesterday we're doing 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:46.360 five TI But Tuesday and one of the talk to 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.240 us about have you got in trouble at school? Tells 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.400 your story and getting all these amazing stories. One of 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:53.760 you comes on and just says casually about bum chin. Okay, 0:16:53.840 --> 0:16:56.240 just starts mentioned about some tech called bum chin, and 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:59.400 I'm thinking we've got to talk about teaching. Nicknames we 0:16:59.480 --> 0:17:03.520 had at my high school. One bum We had a teacher, 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:07.439 and some of my best friends are teachers. You know, 0:17:07.480 --> 0:17:10.000 these are real people. However, as kids, we had zero 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:13.639 empathy and we were little kits. Kids are monsters. Again. 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:17.119 I love my kids, but at times they are feelingless monsters. 0:17:17.520 --> 0:17:20.480 And we all called this teacher behind her her about 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.760 one bum because there was a rumor, you know, when 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.240 you don't even question stuff at school, there was a 0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:28.480 rumor she'd been in a car accident and had one 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:31.720 of her butt cheeks removed. It's not even possible, I 0:17:31.760 --> 0:17:35.000 know as nod it's a kid one bum, so we. 0:17:35.600 --> 0:17:37.359 See by the shape of a pants or skill. 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:40.080 But we convinced ourselves of the lie that she had one. 0:17:40.400 --> 0:17:42.000 Just asked there was no two butt. 0:17:41.840 --> 0:17:43.720