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Speaker 1: The Chris Jan O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast Melbourn's Gold one

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Speaker 1: to thirty one, Goodwood Street. Wretchmen, this is the Chris

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Speaker 1: John o'connal Breakfast Show on Nolvin's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: Hey good one in six minutes past six Wednesday Morning

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Speaker 2: Show number eighty one for us, Show number eighty one

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Speaker 2: on this morning show them big things you need to

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Speaker 2: know about. We've got tickets Melbourne Cup Carnival. Is it

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Speaker 2: coming six thirty this morning? More tickets. It's Oaks Day today.

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Speaker 2: We've got tickets go to Oakstay at six thirty. Seven

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Speaker 2: thirty Eagles tickets are back. More chaos trying to win

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Speaker 2: those at seven point thirty. It's a thing that I

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Speaker 2: thought would be really simple. We've just tried it before

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Speaker 2: the show. It's actually quite complicated. As waiting for you

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Speaker 2: at half seven. Now. Before that, at some point in

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Speaker 2: our relationship with me starting a new life in this

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Speaker 2: country and in this great city Melbourne, with my family,

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Speaker 2: we were going to have this conversation about the animals

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Speaker 2: that you have here. Now's the time to have this conversation.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday I'm just having an innocent physio session, right, and

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Speaker 2: the guy who I've been seeing for the last couple

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Speaker 2: of weeks, someone has savage his ear, and I thought,

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Speaker 2: I need to say something, start politeness, and I just went,

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Speaker 2: as only men will say to another dude, what the

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Speaker 2: hell has happened to your ear? It's hanging off and

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Speaker 2: actually looked even though he had a plaster on it, it

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Speaker 2: just looked bad. And he's he's says, I said. Now,

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Speaker 2: magpies had attacked him and his daughter over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Cost your mind. That beautiful weather of the weekend. He

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Speaker 2: went cycling with him and his daughter. Magpies start attacking them.

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Speaker 2: He said that they go crazy for the helmets. They

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Speaker 2: just they just can't. They just start getting annoyed and

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Speaker 2: they start dive bombing his daughter, knock her off the bike.

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Speaker 2: Then they turn on him and they rip his ear.

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Speaker 2: What is the problem with magpies? What's their problem?

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Speaker 3: That means they've got in and under the helmet to

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Speaker 3: get the yes, true enough, that's it.

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Speaker 2: They are so close to taking over the city.

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Speaker 3: You'll see people with bike helmets that have cable tirees

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Speaker 3: coming out on the top of them. Zip tires because

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Speaker 3: that is to deter the magpie from hitting the helmet.

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Speaker 4: Does it work though?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I guess it's like a spiky little deterrent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean, like a Viking helmet with

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Speaker 2: a spike on? Really? You know that you have the

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Speaker 2: wall where you don't want pigeons or goals landing on it?

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Speaker 2: Now that on you on your bike?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Why are they so aggressive? Why've had magpies in my

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Speaker 2: life for years? Right? I come here? Why was he

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Speaker 2: magpie so aggressive?

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Speaker 6: It's their mama bear for their chick. Are they called chicks?

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Speaker 6: For their babies? They're protecting their babies.

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Speaker 2: But if you're just cycling on with your daughter, you

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Speaker 2: go in nowhere near their nest or roofs to what

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Speaker 2: have you called? Don't you doing them no harm? But

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Speaker 2: if you're rooting around up a tree, I understand.

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Speaker 6: It's like a big radius though, isn't it around their nest?

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Speaker 6: I wonder how far they patrol and protect that area

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Speaker 6: like it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's so dangerous. And then who was

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Speaker 2: it you saw? Yes?

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Speaker 6: I saw the snake catcher in my local street yesterday.

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Speaker 6: Is Jewey the snake catcher stew eat the snake catcher sign.

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Speaker 2: Is he doing this like wandering around like the old

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Speaker 2: kiddie catcher in the Bang Snakes Snakes?

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Speaker 6: People call him when they've got a snake in their house.

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Speaker 6: We had a tiger snake two streets away over winter.

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Speaker 2: Listen, I've never heard of such a snake in my life.

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Speaker 2: From palm Land, we don't have any snakes. All we

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Speaker 2: have is worms. What is a tiger snake between a

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Speaker 2: tiger and a snake.

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Speaker 4: It's the appearance of it.

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Speaker 6: It's got like a striped striped skin and it's one

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Speaker 6: of the most deadly.

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Speaker 4: You don't want a tiger snake in your back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they are the most deadly.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not going to get They're not here, are they? Yes?

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Speaker 6: I hate to tell you there was one in the

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Speaker 2: How did he get in on the tram?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 4: I think they come up.

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Speaker 2: It's got mikey cock come up.

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Speaker 4: From the yarra.

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Speaker 2: All right this morning. Then I want your animal advice.

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Speaker 2: Make this specific. Not if I go wandering for days

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Speaker 2: in the outbouk with my family here in Melbourne, what

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Speaker 2: animals do I need to get scared of? Okay? Nine

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Speaker 2: four one four, one oh four three.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Have you tucked into your walnuts by the way yet?

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Speaker 3: I didn't bring him in this morning.

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Speaker 2: We've got them. Don't worry. Put them aside. Yesterday you

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Speaker 2: left quickly. Yesterday We've got your bag of walnuts. You

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Speaker 2: believe that this is these are these activated walnuts, these

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Speaker 2: brett It's brain food. It'll activate the brain. I love this,

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Speaker 2: you know. I'm another one. If there's anything that says

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Speaker 2: it's going to activate, energize, give me more mental stamina.

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Speaker 2: I'm on right now. I'm trying a new herbal drink

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Speaker 2: this morning. Corter set mushroom powder.

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Speaker 3: I was about to say, mushrooms there on their way.

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Speaker 2: Now the Shaga, the Lion Maine and now.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 2: I actually eased up on the Lion's Maine because I

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Speaker 2: went two big on lines made. At one point I

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Speaker 2: thought my my teeth were talking to me. It was

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Speaker 2: just it actually made me a little bit too crazy.

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Speaker 2: During the show, I was sweating and stuff at this

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Speaker 2: and people were actually worried about I found lines made

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Speaker 2: to beds of mushroom. I thought it was Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: had to ease up on the line.

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Speaker 7: May.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what the quarter set is going to

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Speaker 2: do to me, but if I go strange the next

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Speaker 2: couple of hours, it's that working, okay.

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Speaker 3: And when my lines man hits the letterbox next week,

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Speaker 3: monitor me during the show.

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Speaker 4: When getting this stuff this we've got a.

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Speaker 2: Guy who could sort you out. First, bumps on him.

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Speaker 2: You until we can help you out. We can help

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Speaker 2: you out, all right, And so we're looking for animal

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Speaker 2: advice this morning. I need animal advice. Five months in

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Speaker 2: this country, I'm now hearing about the magpies. I thought

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Speaker 2: it was just like, you know, kind of spiders and snakes.

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Speaker 2: Now it's the magpies we've got to watch out for.

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Speaker 3: It's because everything is coming out of hibernation. Winter's finished,

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Speaker 3: ringing started. You know what, You've got to be wary of.

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Speaker 2: Bear's Nietzsche.

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Speaker 3: You're German, shepping, She's used to running around parks. I

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Speaker 3: imagine with just rabbits and ly lions everything, he's safe.

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Speaker 2: Now. I think you're basing that on seeing Watership Down

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Speaker 2: as a kid or Richard CURTISHUGM movies. That is in

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Speaker 2: the thing. It's not just bucking In Palace, Rabbits and

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Speaker 2: Daniel and long Grass and Downton Abbey.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing that she can scare from a bush that

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Speaker 3: could harm everybody. And now as she goes looking, I

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Speaker 3: mean we saw just walking the dogs. We saw a

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Speaker 3: looks like a snake, and you go, if they're out,

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Speaker 3: snakes are out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yesterday morning I let her out for a morning peede.

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Speaker 2: I could do every single morn At four thirty and

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Speaker 2: I was opened the door there was an animal that

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Speaker 2: it's like one of our only callers, and this is

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Speaker 2: a German shepherd dog. She'd actually reversed back into the

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Speaker 2: for it, don't like it. And I actually pushed her

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Speaker 2: we've never heard before. So this morning I want your

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Speaker 2: animal advice. On nine four one four three, Heathery, good morning.

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Speaker 9: Good morning, question, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 2: How are Yeah, we're really good, Heather, and I hope

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Speaker 2: you well as well. Thanks for calling the show mate,

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Speaker 2: And what can you on me about them. What's your

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Speaker 2: animal advice?

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Speaker 9: Definitely arm In Pakenham and there was a red belly

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Speaker 9: black snake that was on the weakend at the local

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Speaker 9: park which is close to a lake. And I think

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Speaker 9: the second deadliest snake in the world.

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Speaker 2: Of course, why all the deadliest ones here? I think,

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Speaker 2: like the top one thousand deadest snakes.

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Speaker 3: Awful, I honestly think we have. I think we have

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Speaker 3: nine of the top ten deadly snakes.

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Speaker 9: What so, what's this one called red belly black snake?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 2: That with the tiger snaw. I'm gonna have to carry

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Speaker 2: around a chart with me.

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Speaker 9: Go wait there, the brown snakes are deadly.

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Speaker 2: Nasty, right, So if that's a brown snake, and what

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Speaker 2: is the best thing to do, what do you do? Freeze?

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Speaker 9: it because it will attack. So it's just basically standstill

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Speaker 2: It goes away from you. I've got no idea how

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Speaker 2: it was going to shake the ground near it. Those

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Speaker 2: get my hammer out and shake the ground.

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Speaker 9: Well, just be kept with the dogs, that's the main

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Speaker 9: thing as well've been a few dogs and kids have

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Speaker 9: if there was one the other day on the news, right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, what are you supposed to do as well?

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Speaker 3: If you the warning is if you see one with

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Speaker 3: a red belly, stay away from it. But how do

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Speaker 3: you know if you read belly and pick it up

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Speaker 3: and look.

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Speaker 2: At I'm not kicking it over to other? Is this

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Speaker 2: a ticklet's belly? Go oh red one? That was a mistake.

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Speaker 2: Back up, kids, everyone, freeze, do not shake the up.

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Speaker 4: Just assume they're all bad.

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Speaker 2: Christian, all right, give us a call with your animal advice.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three this morning.

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Speaker 2: I'm after some advice the mummy. You just enjoyed terrifying

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Speaker 2: this pomy. What can you tell me about animals I

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Speaker 2: need to look out for here in Melbourne? I've just

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Speaker 2: found out now about how angry, I mean really aggressive

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Speaker 2: and psycho your magpies are even dangerous here. What other

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Speaker 2: animals do I need to be well? So it's tiger snakes,

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Speaker 2: brown anything, brown brown snake and the red bellied black snake.

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Speaker 3: Black snake.

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, so even in the CBD and out in bass,

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Speaker 2: said I need to look out for those. Yeah, yes, Steve,

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Speaker 2: no christ yoh Steve, what do we need to look

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Speaker 2: out for?

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty good? What's your animal advice?

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Speaker 7: Well, earlier this year many night were clear in the

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Speaker 7: backyard doing the lawns and clearing up. There a couple

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Speaker 7: of poles of sticks in the backyard and they went

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Speaker 7: and Easton Brand watched me actually got him on the wrist.

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Speaker 7: What happened, Well, he's coming in with the two short

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Speaker 7: punchlines and he turned what and had a chat and

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Speaker 7: checked his pulses. Okay, So we hadn't identified the snag

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Speaker 2: Right now, then we've got a double pass to send

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Speaker 2: you off to Kennedy Oaks Day. The world can wait.

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Speaker 2: The Melbourne Cup Carnival is coming. We've got Kennedy Oaks

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Speaker 10: There are It's I Ney and the easy free three links,

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Speaker 2: And they're turning for home?

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Speaker 2: Won't you have a clue? Tracked on the inside, will

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Speaker 2: What's the song of the races? Nine four one four

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Speaker 2: This time of the show, every single day this week,

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Speaker 2: giving you a chance to go to the Melbourne Cup Carnival.

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Speaker 2: Today it's Oaks Day's gonna listen to this? There's the

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Speaker 10: It's I Ney and the easy free three links, I

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Speaker 2: We're purring to len? I do think you vic this shoe?

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Speaker 2: And turning for home?

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Speaker 7: I do?

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Speaker 2: Won't you have a clue? Trunked on the inside while

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Speaker 7: Moving up?

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Speaker 2: Fine?

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Speaker 2: He's got up? And one? All right, let's go to

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Speaker 2: the lines. Good morning, Lee, Good morning?

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Speaker 5: How are you Christian?

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Speaker 2: I'm good Lee? You well this morning?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? I'm fine mate, beautiful morning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah? All right? And Lee, what do you think the

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Speaker 1: Ab?

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Speaker 2: I do have? Are I too? Wow? No, it's not

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Speaker 3: A genuine surprise he thought he had that.

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Speaker 2: Then corner Rick Rick has hung up and he has

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Speaker 3: That's how our new calls coming in.

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Speaker 3: John Cougar Mellon Camp and then producer Max what what

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Speaker 2: Rick's gone all right, Okay, Well we'll just wait for

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Speaker 2: After seven o'clock this morning on nine four one four

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Speaker 5: Rick?

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Speaker 2: You called in? You've got the right answer, you won

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Speaker 2: tickets to go to Oaks Day. Producers, what's going on

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Speaker 3: Just give it? It can't count somebody else.

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Speaker 2: Chuck someone on, Chuck someone on air?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean producers. I don't know. You know, radio works.

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Speaker 3: Now, is there a rule where you have to be

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Speaker 2: I think is the give us anyone?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's try to chuck some more people on

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Speaker 2: air now that should have the answer? Tim, Hey, Timmy,

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Speaker 5: About a girl?

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Speaker 2: Get it?

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Speaker 2: Tim is no Rick?

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Speaker 8: So it's this songasy, thank you?

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Speaker 2: But I'm timing you're off to Oaks Day. Nice one, buddy,

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Speaker 2: All right, take reck if you seem they're more chance

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Speaker 2: looking for your best teacher nicknames on night four four

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Speaker 2: Three Big show today, Eagles tickets are back. You are

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Speaker 2: oh four three? Who do you have, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: We had a couple at my school.

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Speaker 6: We had Gobble Doc who is mister Scott our science teacher.

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Speaker 3: She had the gobble Dog. There is a character on TV.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I thought.

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Speaker 4: You know that potato?

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Speaker 4: Kids up up against the wall.

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Speaker 4: Kidd, God bless.

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Speaker 6: The other one was Blinky Bill, mister Bellas our graphics teacher.

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Speaker 4: That's it mean?

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Speaker 2: It's mean. And I just want to say, you know,

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Speaker 2: I thought of going back into these kids and if

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Speaker 2: know the best teacher nicknames? Alex, good morning, and Alex,

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Speaker 12: Just before I say this thing, I just want to

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Speaker 2: I know that we're all good people. Now we're grown up,

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Speaker 2: we've got half we realize it. However, going back ten

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Speaker 12: Old Turkey Neck?

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Speaker 3: We all know why.

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Speaker 2: We can visualize it now, the maths teacher Turkey Neck.

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Speaker 12: But do the sting where wherever he was angry, he

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Speaker 12: kind of grumbled and shook his head.

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Speaker 2: Pe teachers, math teachers, chemistry teachers. That's why we kind

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Speaker 2: of classify who lost their mind the most. Alex, thanks

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Speaker 2: a lot, you killed Bud. They have a good day, Evett. Hey,

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Speaker 2: how's it going really good? And what's your teacher? Nickname?

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Speaker 13: Was Napoleon Dynamite?

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Speaker 2: Was it a short person? What was the Napoleon Dynamite?

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Speaker 13: He was literally a spitting image of Napoleon Dynamite.

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Speaker 3: She is down the track, the big the big curly hair,

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Speaker 3: the glasses, everything down.

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Speaker 2: To a t. That's brilliant. All right, thank you very

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Speaker 2: much of it.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 2: Three, Looking for your best teacher nicknames. Christian, we had

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Speaker 2: Basil Bunker, the biscuit cruncher, Basil Bunker, the biscuit cruncher,

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Speaker 2: A presuming he just munched his biscuits noisily. That's not

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Speaker 2: prior to that one any further. Christian with a geography

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Speaker 2: teacher that we nicknamed Erko, after the most violent ape

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Speaker 2: in planet the Apes. He was a crazy, hairy pe

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Speaker 2: teacher who terrified everyone. We just called him Erko.

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Speaker 7: I love that though.

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Speaker 2: That's a creative one. Is the most violent ape and

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Speaker 2: planet the Apes. Christian, we had small balls due to

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Speaker 2: his excessive rubbing of the area during every lesson. Let's

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Speaker 2: go to the lines, John, Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, John,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. John, teach you nick names? What

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Speaker 2: have you got for us?

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Speaker 14: We had spitfire, spitfire why so every time.

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Speaker 15: He spat.

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Speaker 12: Spit and he was angry, it was like a shower.

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Speaker 2: All right, John, Thank you very much? Cool? Sam? Yeah, Hello,

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Speaker 2: Hello Sam? And what's your teaching nickname for me?

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Speaker 14: Lobster?

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Speaker 2: Lobster? Why lobster?

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Speaker 16: Because he was missing his two middle fingers.

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Speaker 2: Why did I ask? Why did I take you guess?

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Speaker 1: I know?

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Speaker 2: Lobster? Sam? Thank you? Very much. Well, good morning, hey,

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Speaker 2: good morning, all right, Well, what's your teaching nickname?

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Speaker 17: My son's nickname for his teacher was miss post we

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Speaker 17: be oh because she had really curtly here and still

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Speaker 17: to this dage she's called that by other students.

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Speaker 3: Will I'm hoping I'm gonna misheard you.

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Speaker 2: But pubes on the heads head it's terrible. Absolutely, I've

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Speaker 2: never heard that. Freaks my life. It's not conting out

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Speaker 2: of my head. Now I'm going to be changed forever.

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Speaker 2: I've got that in my mind. Now we all are

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Speaker 2: Pubes on the head. Good lord, this country there we

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Speaker 2: got here? Does do?

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Speaker 17: Just go?

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Speaker 5: Disc let's go.

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Speaker 2: It is good morning, guys, disco, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: And what's his teacher nickname?

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Speaker 5: Ned Flanders?

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Speaker 2: Of course Ned Flounders? And why Ned? Did he look

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Speaker 2: like Ned?

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Speaker 7: Dude?

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Speaker 6: He looked identical to He had the same voice, and

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Speaker 6: every time he spoke would say toutally every time he.

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Speaker 2: Talks, he would not he would.

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Speaker 5: The worst part is the worst.

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Speaker 17: Part is I can't remember his real I'm only known

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Speaker 17: by nick.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I love that. That's a great one. Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: you cool, keep this coming. Teacher nicknames nine four one four,

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Speaker 2: one four three. Let's try this one. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: turn this one. That's just coming into a game, right.

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Speaker 2: This is a nickname for a chemistry teacher who apparently

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Speaker 2: fell in the creek one afternoon on the school grounds.

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Speaker 2: What do you think they nicknamed him? He fed in

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Speaker 2: the creek one day in the school grounds. What do

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Speaker 2: you think they nicknamed him? Texting and I'll give you

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Speaker 2: the answer next on four seventy five three one oh four.

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Speaker 1: Three The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point.

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Speaker 2: Three, we're talking about your best teacher nicknames. No, Joe,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't swampy for the chemistry teacher that fed in

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Speaker 2: the creek, wasn't drowned, drowned labrat. It was just simply

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Speaker 2: blobbing Christian. We called a teacher fingers. I'm not reading

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Speaker 2: out the second half of that. Andy, Good morning, Good

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Speaker 2: morning Andy. What was the teacher nickname? Mate?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 15: We had a little lady called miss Wilkinson, and she

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Speaker 15: had a She used to over pronounce all her tease,

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Speaker 15: and she used to say things like, wouldn't it be

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Speaker 15: nice if all the boys could behave themselves? So we

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Speaker 15: called her, wouldn't it. She's also a bit large in

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Speaker 15: the chest area.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and thank you very much, and thanks Peter.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Good mine, Christian.

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Speaker 7: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty good. I'm now thinking this might have been

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Speaker 2: a bad idea, actually, especially because I just presume that

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Speaker 2: people would actually give out the actual teacher's name. Every

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Speaker 2: single corner has done that. All right, Peza, what have

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Speaker 2: you got for us?

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Speaker 7: We had a teacher for geography and Lisa really stirring

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Speaker 7: up terribly back of the day, and.

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Speaker 11: He turned bright red.

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Speaker 7: I mean, he's just glowing, and it's we called him white.

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Speaker 3: It did become almost like a sport for kids, didn't

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Speaker 3: it to wind up the teacher?

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Speaker 2: We had one horrible We'd had one who had no

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Speaker 2: control over us, right, and why used to look forward

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Speaker 2: to his lessons every week because it was just a

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Speaker 2: game to see how quickly we could annoy him. And

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Speaker 2: what a terrible way to treat another human being. But

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Speaker 2: I'm free to say that's what we did. His name

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Speaker 2: was mister Saul, and his real name was Adrian. His

556
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Speaker 2: first name was Age and we got him Super eight

557
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Speaker 2: because he was so he had no control over us

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Speaker 2: and what he would do is he would storm out

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Speaker 2: of the classroom. It was a competition to see who

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Speaker 2: were the first person to get him to walk every

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Speaker 2: lesson he would walk out the classroom after a while,

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Speaker 2: and I once went to I felt so sorry for him, right,

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Speaker 2: I went to go and find him to actually say, hey,

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Speaker 2: come on, come back in. It's okay, come back in

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Speaker 2: for round two. I found him under a stairwell, literally

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Speaker 2: just sort of with his head in his hands. I

567
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Speaker 2: saw a poor man on the edge and I went

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Speaker 2: on and you know the thing where you rubbed someone

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Speaker 2: on the back. I was fifteen. I start, do you

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Speaker 2: know any pat on the back where he looks sut

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Speaker 2: and his lower lips started to go. He started to

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Speaker 2: actually cry. And it was then when I was oh,

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Speaker 2: this is just awful.

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Speaker 3: No, it was in your head that you thought the

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Speaker 3: other kids are gonna love this.

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Speaker 2: You're a bad man, all right, No more of these now.

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Speaker 2: and we got bon Jovi coming up as well. That's

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Speaker 2: the next five weeks via I ten weeks of tickets,

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Speaker 2: all right, Eagle this morning. Then, I'm excited about this.

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Speaker 2: We have had a run through Jack and I have

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Speaker 2: actually gone through this a couple of times, just singing

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Speaker 2: for the Eagles tickets. Yesterday it was the guitar lick

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Speaker 2: just from Life and the fast lange. It does have

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Speaker 2: a Listen to this all right, before we even said anything,

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Speaker 2: just have to listen to this. It's innocent, it's easy,

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Speaker 2: there's nothing we scared of. Okay, wonderful one of the

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Speaker 2: biggest selling songs of all time. Now what I the

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Speaker 2: dream this morning? The dream this morning is an h

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Speaker 2: two or three of you call in to do the

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Speaker 2: harmonies together. All right. Now, you can call in alone

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Speaker 2: and you'll have to do all the parts yourself. That's fine.

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Speaker 2: But if there's two of you, might be one of

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Speaker 2: the kids at home before you get them chucked them

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Speaker 2: in the car going to the school run. Might be

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Speaker 2: you and a mate. If you can't pull in together

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Speaker 2: on your work and help a couple of trades on

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Speaker 2: site right now, they want to call in and be

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Speaker 2: the Eagles. So this is what I need you to do.

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Speaker 2: You've got the first line. You don't need to worry

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Speaker 2: about that.

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Speaker 7: That's on us.

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Speaker 2: One of you need to do this next line, and

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Speaker 2: this next line and this next line. So it's three lines. Okay, now,

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Speaker 2: Jack I and Pats. We're going to try this now, Pats,

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Speaker 2: so it's it. That's the first line. It's this line.

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Speaker 3: That's a lovely place.

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Speaker 2: Such a lovely place, such.

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Speaker 1: A lovely face.

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Speaker 3: Who that was?

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Speaker 2: That was good? All right, Let's do it one more time.

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Speaker 2: You've been the first thing at the time, the second

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Speaker 2: performance anxiety all right, okay, okay, alright, let me try.

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Speaker 2: We can do this. Such a lovely place.

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Speaker 6: Such a lovely place, such a lovely face sang.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so are there two of you listening.

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Speaker 2: You can call it into this. You can do it.

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Speaker 2: It's a three simmer twos. Oh. If you can't do that,

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Speaker 2: we're not giving you Eagles tickets for that. We need

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Speaker 2: people to do this, okay.

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Speaker 3: But you can have two people. You can do first singer,

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Speaker 3: second singer, first singer again.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, or you can call it alone as well.

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Speaker 2: But the dream is if we can get two of

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Speaker 2: you doing it together. Okay, nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: oh four three to win Eagles sing like the Eagles.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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Speaker 2: Three, trying to give away some more Eagles tickets ten

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Speaker 2: weeks of tickets, your chance to win tickets every single

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Speaker 2: morning with us on the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show at

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Speaker 2: seven point thirty. So this morning we're asking you to

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Speaker 2: would you call these backing vocals of harmonies chair backing

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Speaker 2: vocals like the Eagles. So the first line is on us.

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Speaker 2: Then you did the next three a little bit there.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's see how they're gonna get on. So

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Speaker 2: what we're gonna hear now? Then there are some people

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Speaker 2: who are singing solo. They've got all three different lines,

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Speaker 2: and there are some there are some people calling in.

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Speaker 2: I could see now the lines. People playing in the

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Speaker 2: car with the wives, also with kids. Let's find out

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Speaker 2: how this goes. Michelle, good morning, Hi, good morning. How

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Speaker 2: are you okay? So Michelle, I'm really well. Thanks. We

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Speaker 2: were playing along with us and calling the show. Introduce

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Speaker 2: me to who else is in your band your Eagles?

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Speaker 2: Who have you got?

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Speaker 18: Well, I've got myself and my nine year old daughter Emily.

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Speaker 2: Right, okay, So have you had a little run through

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Speaker 2: a little rehearsal?

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Speaker 7: We have we have?

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Speaker 2: All right? Good luck? Then Michelle and Emily singing now

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Speaker 2: for you as the Eagles describe the scene. Where about

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Speaker 2: Si you are? You are home, You in the kitchen.

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Speaker 19: We're in the kitchen getting ready for school.

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Speaker 2: All right, so listen to Michelle. I'll play you the

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Speaker 2: first line in to queue. You guys up, all right, yep, sure,

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Speaker 2: three two.

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Speaker 19: One welcome, such a lovely place. That's a lovely pray,

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Speaker 19: such a lovely face.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, away away, that is very good. Stay there. Michelle

679
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Speaker 2: and Emily live in the kitchen. Adrian, good morning, good morning. Okay,

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Speaker 2: Adrian introduced me to your eagles. Who's in the band

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Speaker 2: introduced me to the band.

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Speaker 5: My wife, Christine?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so you guys ready, yay, all right Christine, Adrian,

684
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Speaker 2: good luck Eagles, and here go. I'll give you the

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Speaker 2: first line.

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Speaker 19: Such a lovely place, sac you lovely place, such a

687
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Speaker 19: lovely face.

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Speaker 3: I love the stiltedness, a little dead space.

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Speaker 2: Then like that about Christine. Okay, all right, let's go

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Speaker 2: to h you're stuck in the current traffic. We've got

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Speaker 2: Christine here. Good morning, Christine, good morning. I listen. So

692
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Speaker 2: you've got to do all these three lines by yourself.

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Speaker 2: You ready, I'm ready?

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Speaker 3: Can you do us a favor? I want the two

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Speaker 3: voices to still sound distinct. Yes, like see if there's

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Speaker 3: a single one singing to back to single one?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you can do that.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna try a right then.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Christine singing in her car.

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Speaker 20: Such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a

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Speaker 20: lovely pace, graceful.

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Speaker 2: That sounded great, Christine, You're a star. Stay there, strong performance.

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Speaker 2: There almost a slightly crazy different three voices, weren't they?

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Speaker 2: Who was the one in the middle. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: who that character was, Such a lovely place, some of

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Speaker 2: some hormone stuff, who knows? Danielle, good morning, good morning,

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Danielle. So you got your sister with you?

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Speaker 3: I do.

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Speaker 9: We're massive Eagles fans.

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Speaker 2: Oh brilliant. So introduced the band. Then, who's your sister?

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Speaker 9: Just as Natalie?

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning girls, Daniela, Natalie, you'll love and

713
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Speaker 2: gold one at four point three singing is the Eagles?

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Speaker 2: Good luck? I'll give you the first line.

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Speaker 19: Such a lovely glad, such a love playing, such a love.

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Speaker 21: Ment it and I love it terrifying. Wow, whoa, that's

717
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Speaker 21: a good turn, didn't Chloe?

718
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Speaker 2: One last contestant this morning before we go into the

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Speaker 2: live sing off Chloe. Good morning, Good morning, Chloe. So

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Speaker 2: where are you you on the road?

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Speaker 16: No, I'm just popped out the front of the school

722
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Speaker 16: that I work at, ready.

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Speaker 8: To go to work.

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Speaker 2: Are you a teacher?

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Speaker 11: Yes?

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Speaker 2: What do you teach?

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Speaker 19: I teach senior school.

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Speaker 11: I teach English.

729
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Speaker 7: I teach her.

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Speaker 11: Lots of things.

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Speaker 2: And you didn't hear between seven and seven third?

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Speaker 19: What did you say?

733
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Speaker 3: Sorry?

734
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Speaker 2: No, nothing, I was just I did a whole half

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Speaker 2: hour about are we We got people call in an

736
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Speaker 2: thank their favorite teachers, and I just want to get

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Speaker 2: a chance to say thank you for all the great

738
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Speaker 2: work you do on behalf of all teachers and all

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Speaker 2: pupils all over the world. So well done you, Chloe.

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Speaker 15: Okay, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: That's all right, that's right, all right. So Chloe, you

742
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Speaker 2: ready to see You've got to do all the three

743
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Speaker 2: different parts yourself.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and you want different voices?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah? You ready? Okay, you can do this, Chloe,

746
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Speaker 2: Off you go.

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Speaker 19: That's your lovely place, love.

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Speaker 2: It's friend of It's.

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Speaker 3: Very nice, it is.

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Speaker 2: That's the crazy characters, the middle singer. All right, who

751
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Speaker 2: are we going to put into the live sing off? Now?

752
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Speaker 3: I love Michelle and Adora.

753
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Michelle and Emma. Let's cool. Went back to the

754
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Speaker 2: live sing off. But who are they singing against?

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Speaker 3: Christine was the best solo I think, doing all three voices.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's that's fair. Okay, let's get Christine back. Okay, Christine,

757
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Speaker 2: you're back up.

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Speaker 20: Oh thank you?

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00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 2: All right, So again you introduced us to some great characters.

760
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 2: There was a crazy middle one. You need to channel

761
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Speaker 2: that demon wherever it was again and sing once more

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Speaker 2: for the Eagles tickets. You're now live and the sing

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Speaker 2: off final. Are you ready? Good luck? Off you go.

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Speaker 20: Such a lovely place, such a lovely place, such a

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Speaker 20: lovely face.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful, very very good. All right, mother and daughter, we

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Speaker 2: go back to Michelle. Yes, Michelle, yes, the Prime. They're

768
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Speaker 2: ready to go. They've got stuff to do. Then the

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Speaker 2: school run. All right, is Emily ready?

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Speaker 11: She's ready?

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Speaker 2: Actually know it's a stake so high.

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Speaker 19: Now, yes, she does, she does. She's been wanting to

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Speaker 19: go for ages.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, right you ready, Michelle, I'm ready?

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Speaker 7: Do it?

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Speaker 19: Well, such a lovely place, such a love because it's

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Speaker 19: such a lovely face.

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Speaker 2: You know I've got you're getting the tickets. They're not

779
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Speaker 2: so much just being without for Emily, that beautiful tenderness

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Speaker 2: in the voice there was just you won our hearts.

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Speaker 2: There you want the chickens. Some mom enjoyed the Eagles. Yay,

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Speaker 2: well down everyone, thank you very much for making that work.

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Speaker 5: That was great.

784
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Speaker 18: Mombank you.

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Speaker 2: Breakfast chose ten wigs of tickets swing tickets to the

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Speaker 2: critically acclaimed Eagles. World to it tomorrow morning at seven.

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Speaker 9: Thirty Christian Common Breakfast chose one O four point three.

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Speaker 2: All right, so let's try this. This is an experiment.

789
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Speaker 2: In the next twenty minutes. You know, to go on

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Speaker 2: your phones. You're not to go on Google, You're not

791
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 2: to go on the internet. Try and find the answer.

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00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: We're gonna go back to a time that isn't really

793
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 2: that long ago, before there was Google, before there was

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Speaker 2: the internet. Yesterday, I'm walking the dog and if you've

795
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: got a dog, then you'll know this is the greatest

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00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 2: day in a dog's life. Double walk and one early

797
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: in the morning, another one in a yea yeah, they

798
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 2: get so excited. Another one believe it? What I won?

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Speaker 2: Is it my birthday? There's somebody able back out front

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Speaker 2: of the walk, get in right. You know they're leaping

801
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,320
Speaker 2: the car and all this. So I'm out walking the

802
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: German shepherd dog with my youngest daughter, little lower suits eleven,

803
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,399
Speaker 2: and we're on the beach shoppert mentone and it's it's

804
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 2: got like a slate gray evening. It's coming in and

805
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 2: it's it's been showers in the afternoon. But anyway, the

806
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:46,879
Speaker 2: dog sees another dog. They do what dogs do would

807
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 2: They start to have a little sniff at the backsides

808
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,759
Speaker 2: And then Lois goes to me, why do they do that?

809
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: And Yeah, I didn't know my phone on me. I

810
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: died realized I left in a car. So I was like,

811
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Speaker 2: I tried to try and work towards an answer in

812
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: front of her very eyes, and I thought, do you

813
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 2: know what I'm going to I'm going to take this

814
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: on air tomorrow morning to see if we can work

815
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Speaker 2: this out. So here's what we're going to do, Dur

816
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 2: in the next twenty minutes. We're going to try and

817
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 2: work out why do we're gonna use our collective brain

818
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:15,319
Speaker 2: pound because I think you're smarter than Google. We're going

819
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: to try this now, We're going to use our collective

820
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 2: brain power us in a studio, you listening let's try

821
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 2: and work out an answer. Why do dogs sniff each

822
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: other's butts? All right, we don't do as humans. I'm

823
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 2: not ensure are there are any animals.

824
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 4: That do it to dolphins?

825
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 2: Dolphins do it. I don't know what you and your

826
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 2: husband Chris do in the bedroom. That's not my business, Pats. Okay,

827
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 2: So I'm going to play a song and I want

828
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 2: you Jack to everything. Perhaps you everythink as well. When

829
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: we come back from the song, I want you guys

830
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: to tell me why you think it is. And I

831
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 2: want people to call in as well. Right now, do

832
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 2: not cheat, please, don't cheat. Okay, Let's see if we

833
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 2: can do this without going online, because my instincts when

834
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: I got home, you say, was to go online. No, no, no,

835
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Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that.

836
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Speaker 3: So to anyone who can formulate a theory, they don't

837
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,800
Speaker 3: have to know the answer they do.

838
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 2: We don't know who's listen, Let's try and work this

839
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,240
Speaker 2: out together. Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?

840
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

841
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Speaker 1: point three.

842
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Speaker 2: So I'm taking you back to a time we're trying

843
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: to experiment right now on the show where we're saying,

844
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 2: don't go to your phones, don't go to Google, don't

845
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 2: google this, don't go to the internet to try and

846
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: work this answer out. My elevene old daughter yesterday asked

847
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 2: me when another dog came sniff the butt of our dog,

848
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 2: why do they do that? That's a great question. Someone

849
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 2: just text it in here. Because they can't shake hands. Mark,

850
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 2: that's a great let's use that as our starting point.

851
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 2: So we're going to try this. Then can we try

852
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: and collectively you and I together work out the answer?

853
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,080
Speaker 2: Jackhurban having a little thinker notes so notepads out for

854
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 2: the first time this year.

855
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 3: I've got two theories, all right. One is like, as humans,

856
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 3: when we look over at another person's plate at a

857
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 3: restaurant to see what they're eating. But because dogs have

858
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 3: such a good smell, they go, I wonder what you've

859
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 3: been eating?

860
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Speaker 2: Samster having brat first they're gonna lighted our ships here

861
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Speaker 2: with the Okay, that's theory one. What's the second one? Mate?

862
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:15,880
Speaker 3: Maybe it's like, you know how you can smell your

863
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:17,399
Speaker 3: own fart and it's not so bad.

864
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Speaker 2: I ask for the second one.

865
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Speaker 3: Maybe dogs have a collective version of that, where each

866
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Speaker 3: other's farts. They're immune to them.

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Speaker 2: We don't know what. We haven't googled it. Pats, what's

868
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Speaker 2: your theory? You've got a dog slash pony.

869
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Speaker 6: I think they identify by the smell, don't they, because

870
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Speaker 6: they've got such a strong sense of smell. So are

871
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Speaker 6: they trying to place people or objects in certain categories?

872
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know what.

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00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: So, Oh it's Dave again, Oh it's Terry. Yeah, maybe

874
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: so they can they can remember the dogs by their

875
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 2: smell or the But why.

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Speaker 3: Do they have to sniff the button if they've got

877
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 3: such a good smell. Yeah, they go, Oh, that's Dave

878
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Speaker 3: two meters.

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Speaker 2: Just tune for lunch, old day, he's got the old

880
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 2: windy pops. All right, let's go to lines down. Trying

881
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: to work this out, Hannah, good.

882
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Speaker 11: Morning, Good morning, Christian.

883
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 20: How are you?

884
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: I'm good, and thank you for taking part in this

885
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 2: very important radio experiment right now? Why do you think

886
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,280
Speaker 2: dogs sniff each other's butts?

887
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 12: So?

888
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 13: When I was younger, my father he used to tell

889
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:22,719
Speaker 13: me that dogs sniffed their butts because the dogs went

890
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,400
Speaker 13: to a magnificent ball party and all their tails and

891
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 13: bums got wet, so they hung them out on the

892
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 13: line was dry and they got mixed up with.

893
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 2: So it's like lost property back there. And this is

894
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 2: what your dad told you. Yes, was he high at

895
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 2: the time.

896
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 13: Oh look, he's got many different stories you told me

897
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 13: over the years, and that's that was one I just remembered.

898
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 2: Well, we can't google. We don't know that this is true.

899
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 2: Thanks to your dad. Hand up. Thanks according and let's

900
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 2: try David.

901
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 5: Hell, can I.

902
00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 2: Speak to David please?

903
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 7: Oh?

904
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:01,720
Speaker 2: Great's Christian here from the radio.

905
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 5: Show and David Australia. Christian.

906
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you David. He's welcome me five months later David. Listen, buddy,

907
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 2: let's try this out there. Why do you think dogs

908
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: do that? One letter? Snip each other's butts.

909
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 22: Dogs like to chase each other. And except for guide dogs,

910
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 22: I think most dogs have got low vision, so they

911
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 22: need to smell each other's backs to work out which

912
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,400
Speaker 22: way the dog's walking.

913
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,239
Speaker 3: I think I think dogs still have good vision. I mean,

914
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: my dog can catch a.

915
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 2: Ball in the air.

916
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 3: You have to be able to see the ball.

917
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 2: Exactly when we never seen them take the old eye test,

918
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 2: you know, covering over one eye on the old dog

919
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,359
Speaker 2: face and going see that can you do the top line?

920
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 2: Can you need the bottom line? You can do all

921
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 2: of them? Guide dog, take him out to the left.

922
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 2: All right, David, thanks for your theory. Dan there in

923
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 2: fields this morning on the course Dan, Dan, why do

924
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 2: you think dogs at each other's butts?

925
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 5: I reckon it's a version of Facebook, really.

926
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: So, I reckon that's where they do their status update?

927
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:20,439
Speaker 2: Is background there? Yeah, this is what we're going to think. Lisa, Hello,

928
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 2: Hell are you Lisa? You sound like someone who has

929
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 2: the knowledge here about this? Can you help us out

930
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 2: and further this to try and get towards an answer?

931
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 12: Oh?

932
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 16: Look, Christians, honestly, I'd love to accept the effects of

933
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 16: the listen.

934
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 20: It's been so funny. Why spoil a good story.

935
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 7: With the truth?

936
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 2: Very very good points. So what's your theory?

937
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 20: Okay?

938
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Speaker 16: It is a form of greeting. That's where the same

939
00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 16: glens are and the dogs and so therefore they give

940
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,359
Speaker 16: each other's but to find out whether or not they're

941
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 16: a friend or foe, whether or not they're a male

942
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 16: or a female, And they give us different owners about

943
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:00,280
Speaker 16: whether or not they're comfortable, and so do I actually

944
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 16: you do actually find out who your friend is and

945
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 16: once they actually get to know a dog, then they

946
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 16: don't bother sniffing the butts anymore because they know that

947
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,360
Speaker 16: they're a friend. But it is a it is actually

948
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 16: a form of greeting because it's the only place that

949
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Speaker 16: they exclude any sort of odor.

950
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 3: Imagine being able to tailor a fart so that you

951
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 3: can send a message like I could fight and then

952
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 3: tell you if you're my family.

953
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 2: Because it's like DNA is encoded in that sense. Then

954
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 2: they can work out whether it's a male or female,

955
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: and then whether or not it's a friendly dog from

956
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 2: I guess pheromones being omitted here.

957
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,919
Speaker 16: That's it, whether or not a fermones. But yes, whether

958
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 16: or not just giving our friendly vibes or whether or

959
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 16: not of giving up aggressive vibes. And dogs often also

960
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 16: when they roll over with their bellies exposed, that's a

961
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:50,399
Speaker 16: submissive position to say, I'm a friend, leave me alone.

962
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 2: Right, gotcha?

963
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 11: And how do you know this, Lisa, Well, we've put

964
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 11: dogs on my life.

965
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 16: But my grandfather was a vet and this information was

966
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Speaker 16: passed on to him to my mother and Janede to.

967
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 3: Us, and you will pass it on one day hopefully too.

968
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're spreading the word.

969
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 16: Now I'm healthy, you are.

970
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 2: I think you've given us a full stop on this.

971
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: I now got an answer to tell my daughter Lois,

972
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 2: So thank you very much for that. Lisa Kay, oh no.

973
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 9: You Jack, It's way better.

974
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 2: All right? Do you know what I think we're going

975
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: to do this once a week now? Will we try

976
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 2: and work out just one answer? Okay? I love doing

977
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 2: this world on everyone.

978
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

979
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: point three.

980
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 2: So just now, Jack was telling me about this family

981
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 2: kind of weekend that he's organizing, and as soon as I.

982
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 3: Heard it's Mum who's sent out the calendar invite of

983
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 3: all calendar invites.

984
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 2: This is incredible, So tell everyone what you just told me.

985
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 2: So how many people you're looking to plan and invite?

986
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 3: Mum is trying to get our whole family, including partners

987
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: as well as her extended family, thirty eight people to

988
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 3: Phillip Island, all under the one roof for a summer

989
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 3: hol day.

990
00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 2: Are you taking over the whole island?

991
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:06,640
Speaker 3: It's like from what I can gather, we sleep in dormitories.

992
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 3: Liked they must use it for a school camp during

993
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Speaker 3: the year.

994
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:15,520
Speaker 2: Lampoons bring Why would you do this?

995
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 3: The headcout at the moment is thirty eight uncles, cousins, husbands, wives.

996
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 2: I mean, you know this part of me thinks, aren't

997
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 2: be fantastic? All the generations, all the stories. That's the

998
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 2: movie version. The real version is she's queuing up for

999
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,280
Speaker 2: the toilet, so and so taking ages in the shower.

1000
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 2: Who's where's my special coffee that I brought for this trip?

1001
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 2: Someone's using that? Are you all eating together? I don't

1002
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 2: like chicken and vegan. I'm only going to play. I

1003
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 2: didn't have any boo, so I'm only going to pay

1004
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 2: for the table water.

1005
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: How do we eat all our meals together or cook separately?

1006
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,319
Speaker 6: Have you seen Jack's family? They're like the Brady Bunch.

1007
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 6: They're the happiest, most beautiful group of people.

1008
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 2: They are living under one room. Anyone who's like that,

1009
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 2: you put butdher in there. He's gonna start swearing and

1010
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 2: it's going to go a well like Lord of the Flies.

1011
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 2: It's like it's like survivor the family. Who will leave Granddad?

1012
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, we're voting you well bye bye dad?

1013
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 7: All right?

1014
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 2: So who has done this? Who's gone for a large family?

1015
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 2: You hear about people hiring villains, don't you and stuff

1016
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 2: like this, and but how many people have you had?

1017
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 2: So you're looking at possibly thirty eight?

1018
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:29,479
Speaker 3: Yep, that's that's before the arishvp's come back and people

1019
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 3: put in their excuses, which Pie and I've thought about doing.

1020
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 2: But housing you at the moment was you go through

1021
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 2: the world's longest renovation. All right, then, so who's done this?

1022
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 2: Who's gone for a large family kind of break, a

1023
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 2: weekend break or a hobbley together? How many people? Nine

1024
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 2: four one four one o four three? And what happened the.

1025
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

1026
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 2: It was only the other week that my wife realized

1027
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 2: what this song is actually about. And she she said

1028
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: to me, do you think other people know when you're

1029
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: playing that? So fust about don't ever say anything on

1030
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 2: the show? People will complain. I mean, I think people

1031
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 2: are up to speed on what this song is about.

1032
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 3: It's not cryptive.

1033
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: It's the least cryptive song ever Jack, That's exactly what

1034
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: it is. Don't say anything. Don't say anything. Australia hasn't

1035
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 2: realized yet what this is about, all right, it's just

1036
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: going up for ten to nine. Come on, it's a

1037
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Breakford show on Gold one oh four point three.

1038
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:31,160
Speaker 2: So Jack's mum, Your mum's going to hoping to have

1039
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 2: thirty eight of your family and the extended family in

1040
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 2: one location.

1041
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 3: Yep, she's just put a deposit on a big I

1042
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 3: guess like where a school camp would go with dormitories

1043
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 3: and stuff, trying to get thirty eight extended family members.

1044
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 3: We're under the one roof.

1045
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 2: Amazing are doing us over the summer yep, the whole weekend,

1046
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 2: thirty eight family members together. It just gives me a head.

1047
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 3: I don't know how do we travel, Like, if we

1048
00:48:54,120 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 3: want to go to Brafe, do we go as thirty

1049
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:57,560
Speaker 3: eight of us at once?

1050
00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 2: Yep?

1051
00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,400
Speaker 3: Do we all go to a museum or at the

1052
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 3: same time to.

1053
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 2: Basically you're like a tourist travel group. You need to

1054
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:06,960
Speaker 2: do you need to hide, not just a location where

1055
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 2: he's staying.

1056
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 3: A coach yeah, you need a yeah, bus yeah, and

1057
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 3: a bus driver.

1058
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,320
Speaker 2: And what are you gonna do about breakfast?

1059
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 3: I don't know if we all eat together or if

1060
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 3: everybody it's every man for themselves, men and woman and

1061
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 3: child for themselves. Who baby is actually mentioned as well

1062
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 3: born in the last year.

1063
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: Not coming the noise every the night. Sonya, good morning,

1064
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 2: good morning, Sonia. Have you done this?

1065
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 11: Yeah, not thirty eight. There was twin ty twenty ah yeah,

1066
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,760
Speaker 11: but it was all family, all my in laws. Actually

1067
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 11: I get on very well with them.

1068
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 2: Yep.

1069
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 11: Your father in law and mother in law, three sister

1070
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 11: in laws and husbands partners or my husband and all

1071
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 11: the children. There was ten of them.

1072
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: Now now we got through the family tree. Where did

1073
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 2: you go and what did you hire and what happened?

1074
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 11: So this was back in New Zealand and it's a

1075
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 11: little place called Chiviot and it was a week camp

1076
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 11: like a school camp. We will had Kevin and we

1077
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 11: ate together and we've just the wonderful thing was my

1078
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 11: children were the youngest, so their cousins just took them

1079
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 11: away for the whole week and you know, took them

1080
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 11: away to play with them. And I just had a

1081
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 11: very relectioning time and did.

1082
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 3: Be So twenty didn't feel like a handful at any time.

1083
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 11: No, because no one knew each other really well.

1084
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: See that sounds amazing. I got be awesome, Jess. That

1085
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,759
Speaker 2: sounds really nice. So next July but the first time

1086
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 2: I head back to the UK since leaving in May,

1087
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 2: and so we're thinking about doing something like this. Otherwise

1088
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 2: you've got to go and see different family members, so

1089
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 2: I do it.

1090
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 11: Excellent idea when you're traveling.

1091
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't know my family though I've kind of

1092
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 3: been an Irish surname. I bet there's a lot of

1093
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:44,040
Speaker 3: extended family.

1094
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 2: It's a lot of extended family as well, a lot

1095
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 2: of a lot of interesting characters as well. Grant, good morning,

1096
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 2: Hey Christian.

1097
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 5: How am I?

1098
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 2: I'm good Grant, I hope you were this morning. So

1099
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 2: have you done a similar thing to what Jack's mum

1100
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Speaker 2: is hoping to do?

1101
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 7: Yeah?

1102
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 14: I actually was taken by my mom and father and

1103
00:51:03,480 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 14: all my uncles and artists to a Nurdue beach when

1104
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 14: I was ten and my parents my father was German,

1105
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 14: and I had my speedos on because obviously ten, I'm

1106
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 14: only young. No nothing, no furniture downstairs, and he told

1107
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,320
Speaker 14: me to take my speedos off. Stop being an idiot.

1108
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 14: I literally I still remember this day and I'm fifty

1109
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 14: seven now. I ripped my speed days off, I ran

1110
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 14: into the water into the beach, which obviously made it

1111
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 14: worse because it was cold.

1112
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,400
Speaker 2: You're get a shrinkage, yes.

1113
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:43,719
Speaker 14: Strickage of the package, and not that there was a

1114
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 14: lot of package. So I didn't want to be embarrassed

1115
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 14: by looking at it more my uncles and aunties or

1116
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 14: pluses and other people when girls walking past. So I

1117
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 14: laid on my stomach. This is a true story. I

1118
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 14: laid on my stomach for the whole nearly the whole day,

1119
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 14: and I burnt my butt.

1120
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,240
Speaker 2: Like a kind of beats where or a little turtle

1121
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 2: or something.

1122
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,920
Speaker 14: I swear to you or was that red? For the

1123
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 14: next two weeks when I got all the skin was

1124
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 14: coming up. I was scratched my bum literally nearly every

1125
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 14: day because I wouldn't lie on my back. I just

1126
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 14: laid on my stomach all day. I've never I've been,

1127
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 14: and I'm an explostment. I've never been so mostly scarred

1128
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 14: and that.

1129
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 2: Age ten, you don't want to see your relative semi naked,

1130
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: let alone toasty news and around them all day.

1131
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, and the old German they all had harry armpit

1132
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:38,680
Speaker 14: and you know.

1133
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're there, we're their hair everywhere. Yeah, yep, yep,

1134
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 2: it's not not pruned in any way, No, let it go,

1135
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 2: let it grow, yeah, big old while Yep, thank you,

1136
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:49,960
Speaker 2: he's gone then, Lisa, good morning. Don't even know what

1137
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: that call was, to be honest, to deal with it,

1138
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 2: to ask questions. That was like a hostage situation.

1139
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,160
Speaker 3: Any wrong movement, just something we realized.

1140
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,320
Speaker 2: Well we weren't even talking about any of that. No,

1141
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 2: why did you say you might be going nude on it?

1142
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 12: Lisa good morning.

1143
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,080
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, we're trying to make sense of what's just happened. Lisa,

1144
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 2: maybe you can help us out here. So have you

1145
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: gone on a family holiday and kept your pants on?

1146
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,399
Speaker 18: Yes, yes, definitely with the bands. But we're actually coming

1147
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 18: up to our twenty seventh year. Every single year we've

1148
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 18: got about sixty We hire our a section of a

1149
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 18: caravan park and we have a family weekend away with

1150
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 18: all the auntie's uncles, grandparents.

1151
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 2: So when you say your out section of the caravan

1152
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 2: park must be the entire caravan bar because this is

1153
00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 2: your family.

1154
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 7: Surely right, Yeah, pretty much.

1155
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 18: So we have probably about twenty cabins and yeah, twenty

1156
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 18: seven years where it's celebrating.

1157
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 2: And we reach have that kind of tradition and a

1158
00:53:57,760 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 2: ritual that's amazing and do you I take it because

1159
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 2: you got happens. You can then just cook for yourself, right, No, yeah,

1160
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 2: but we.

1161
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 18: We all go out for dinner on the Friday night

1162
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 18: and then we have a barbeque on the Saturday night

1163
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 18: and we have a presentation.

1164
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 3: How much advance do you give the restaurant that you're

1165
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 3: going to with sixty.

1166
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 2: One they've been doing it for twenty seven years that

1167
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 2: they've probably got the cannon. People start phoning in six

1168
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,399
Speaker 2: crystals are back.

1169
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 18: Yeah, no, well forgs, we would just turn up just

1170
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 18: at the rs L up there and yeah, all kind

1171
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:33,760
Speaker 18: of pile in and eating.

1172
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 2: When I think this, and Lisa, when it gets to

1173
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 2: sixty of you though, I think it then starts to

1174
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 2: look like your massive cults.

1175
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 7: They are.

1176
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,320
Speaker 2: Worldwide country.

1177
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:50,880
Speaker 18: Well, we even do a family newsletter every years.

1178
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:52,319
Speaker 2: A family nude letter. Again, I've got the echo the.

1179
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,160
Speaker 1: Other corner, the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one

1180
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 1: oh four point three.

1181
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 2: Time for this mornings that were time waste all this

1182
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 2: to ache and extra bonus prize. Then you can go

1183
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,480
Speaker 2: and see the Legends Cheap Trick next Monday, October the fifteenth.

1184
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 2: They are playing the palais and you can go and

1185
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 2: see them live. So I read with interest. I don't

1186
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 2: know how many of you saw the movie Call Me

1187
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 2: by your Name. It's a great love story, great movie. Anyway.

1188
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 2: The directors come out and said, listen, we're going to

1189
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 2: make a second one, Call Me by your Name too.

1190
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,120
Speaker 2: I've got no idea what to title it. I say,

1191
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 2: let's help him out. So what are we going to

1192
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:32,400
Speaker 2: call the movie? Call my name too? What are we

1193
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,839
Speaker 2: going to call it? I'm looking at my list now

1194
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 2: and I'm not seeing gold chat, but let's I'll go

1195
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,399
Speaker 2: with this anyway. Uh, that's my name, don't wear it out.

1196
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,680
Speaker 2: Jim at that school used to say that to people

1197
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 2: and they would call your name. Yeah, that's my name,

1198
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 2: don't wear it out.

1199
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 4: Or I don't know, I haven't got my animal book.

1200
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 4: That was another one.

1201
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 3: Never heard that.

1202
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 2: You're alone on that one.

1203
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 4: That's like, what are you looking at?

1204
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,400
Speaker 2: I don't know my animal book? Why do you need

1205
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,520
Speaker 2: the animal book? Now we do the one about the

1206
00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 2: price tag, don't know the price text for again? Just

1207
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 2: me on that one, Okay, carry on, then call me

1208
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 2: by my name too, call me maybe that's good, dude,

1209
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 2: where's my name? That's better, call me by your name too,

1210
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:16,520
Speaker 2: call harder. I know what you called me last summer.

1211
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 2: All right, Call me by your name too, Jack, What

1212
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 2: have you got?

1213
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 8: All right?

1214
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 3: Yours? Got better call me by your name too. Look

1215
00:56:25,680 --> 00:56:26,280
Speaker 3: who's calling?

1216
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:27,240
Speaker 2: Nice?

1217
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:27,919
Speaker 5: Yep?

1218
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 3: Call me by your name too. Call me if you can,

1219
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:34,920
Speaker 3: I needed, call me by your name too. Children of

1220
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 3: the call, they just get worse.

1221
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 2: You stuck me.

1222
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 3: When you've had enough call me by. Call me by

1223
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 3: your name too. Ten things I name about you? Call

1224
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 3: me by your name.

1225
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,240
Speaker 2: Okay, time to call that one and send you shoulder.

1226
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 2: Call me by your name too. Text them in four

1227
00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,720
Speaker 2: seven five.

1228
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: Three, one oh four three, The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show,

1229
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three call me by

1230
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: the name two.

1231
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,319
Speaker 3: The Empire calls beck. Call me by your name too,

1232
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 3: Name me again, Sam, call me by your name too,

1233
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 3: Lord from Me and Michelle's High School.

1234
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: Not me anymore. Now we've got the name me finally

1235
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 2: got to half decent one.

1236
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 3: Let me do my favorite ye call me by your

1237
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 3: name too. Namer versus namer, framer versus cram a Namer

1238
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 3: versus Namer.

1239
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 2: I don't want to be associated with what we just

1240
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 2: went out. So this is Fox, I'm feefee all right,

1241
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:43,959
Speaker 2: it's go one of four point three. It's to Christian

1242
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,440
Speaker 2: of conorbat for the show at work time Waster, the

1243
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 2: director of call me by your name and said they're

1244
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: going to make a second one. He doesn't know what

1245
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,720
Speaker 2: to call it. So we're asking you to help out

1246
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 2: this morning. What should they call the movie? Call me

1247
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 2: by your name too? You ready to mark? Ready? Cheap

1248
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:00,160
Speaker 2: trip Chick's up for grabs on one of them. Call

1249
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:06,360
Speaker 2: me by your naughty name, Silver, Shame, call me by

1250
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:09,320
Speaker 2: your name too. A nightmare to call my name on Elm.

1251
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,640
Speaker 3: Street two garbled runs.

1252
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:18,160
Speaker 2: Amanda and Rosebud Nice try uh calling Nemo because Dory

1253
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 2: can't remember my name.

1254
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 3: She's just done calling. Didn't need the rest, Silver.

1255
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,000
Speaker 2: Call me by your name too for a few dollars more.

1256
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 3: I don't get that.

1257
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 2: Well, tough, get smarter, Eat some more walnuts. Silver, Call

1258
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 2: me by your name too, Electric Boogaloo. Funny you have

1259
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 2: the eighties, she wouldn't you would have known like the

1260
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 2: break dancing movies. Electric Boogloo one.

1261
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 6: Two's saying that Christian what was his name.

1262
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 3: Or was it Herbie Hancock anyway, Yeah, Silver Plus for

1263
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 3: an assumed funniness.

1264
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,880
Speaker 2: Call me by your name to Dodge Call that's good.

1265
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,560
Speaker 3: Gold our first Gold Call me.

1266
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 2: By your name too, Return of the Monica very clever,

1267
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 2: Hi Brown Monica a name on affix, not a suffix

1268
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 2: that comes after the first bit. One called up the

1269
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 2: Cuckoo's Nest. Silver Plus Judy Morabit World done strictly call Room.

1270
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: That's the best so far. Gold Plus.

1271
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 2: I heard someone call him my name?

1272
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:20,640
Speaker 3: Is that one of them?

1273
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a bit left field, but it made me laugh. Yeah.

1274
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: If number ones called me by your name and then

1275
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 3: number two is and someone call him my name?

1276
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:35,720
Speaker 2: Exclamation mark? Yeah, Gold Plus can we buy your name too? Hey,

1277
00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 2: what's your name?

1278
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 7: No you?

1279
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 2: Yeah you Gold Someone's put a lot of drama into

1280
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 2: that one. Keep calling me by your name.

1281
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,920
Speaker 3: That's that's an actual real title that they might use.

1282
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 2: Gold Plus Call me by your second name near Silver,

1283
00:59:54,000 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 2: Call me by my name to Tokyo, drift way down,

1284
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 2: well done. Take about Pete in Abbotsford.

1285
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1286
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 1: point three.

1287
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 2: Anyone's got any good recommendations for books at the moment,

1288
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 2: there are a great I read many books last week

1289
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 2: when I was off sick. I also started to watch

1290
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: old movies as well. I went back and watched the

1291
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,080
Speaker 2: trilogy of the Dark Night Movies, my favorite trilogy of

1292
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 2: movies ever, and I went back and watched them again,

1293
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,479
Speaker 2: but this time as a bit of a Dark Night geek,

1294
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,240
Speaker 2: in the order that I think they are the best

1295
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: in starting with The Dark Knight the Heath Ledger one,

1296
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,919
Speaker 2: which is an incredible movie that's at the top. Yeah,

1297
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,200
Speaker 2: thats amazing. I just forgotten it, and I know it's

1298
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:39,480
Speaker 2: a great movie. I genuinely I love that the trilogy

1299
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:41,520
Speaker 2: of those Dark Night movies are incredible, but the Heath

1300
01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,919
Speaker 2: Ledger One cast your mind back. The first ten minutes

1301
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 2: of the movie is the heist, and there's hardly any

1302
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 2: words in it. It's mainly silent, but you know everything

1303
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 2: about the character that is the Joker. It's one of

1304
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: the greatest opening scenes to a movie ever.

1305
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 3: I remember going to see am I Legend at Imax,

1306
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,880
Speaker 3: the Will Smith film, and as this special trailer, they

1307
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:03,680
Speaker 3: played just that ten minutes of The Dark Knight, which

1308
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 3: is the bank heist, and I just I was like,

1309
01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 3: I just want to watch Dark Knight. Now I don't want.

1310
01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:11,400
Speaker 2: I don't want. This film incredible. Now you saw until

1311
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 2: about movie recommendations, you saw this documentary.

1312
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 3: But you love a good doco and you'll love this.

1313
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 3: It's called Three Identical Strangers. It's nothing new to everybody

1314
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 3: because it's been out in cinemas for a while.

1315
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 7: Now.

1316
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,600
Speaker 3: I think it's on the tail end, so catch it

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Speaker 3: before it gets out. But at cinema and nover. I

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Speaker 3: saw it the other day. It is such a fantastic film.

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Speaker 3: It's about three brothers who were separated at birth, triplets,

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Speaker 3: and they find each other again at nineteen. It will

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Speaker 3: make you think about your siblings, how you feel about

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Speaker 3: your parents.

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Speaker 2: But my question is, right, without giving too much away,

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Speaker 2: then how do they suddenly find each other again at nineteen?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's what I can go to college together. They

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Speaker 3: take it by chance, by chance, they get in the

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Speaker 3: local newspaper or they get in national newspapers saying, so

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Speaker 3: they're in the same year. What are the chances of

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Speaker 3: these guys getting into the same college. And then the

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Speaker 3: third triplet sees the twins in the newspaper and then contacted.

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Speaker 2: It's almost too amazing to be true.

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Speaker 6: So when they're at college, they're identical, right, you were

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Speaker 6: saying the other they're identical.

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Speaker 3: So the one guy, his name's Bobby, walks into the

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Speaker 3: college for the first time and everyone starts calling him Eddie.

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Speaker 3: It's like Eddie a welcome back.

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Speaker 2: And then when Bobby meets Eddie for the first time,

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Speaker 2: they look at each other and they're nineteen. Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: You would have liked gone.

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Speaker 3: They said, they knew instantly, this is not a coincidence.

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Speaker 3: We must be brothers.

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Speaker 7: You know what.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow's show, we've got to talk about amazing coincidences because

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Speaker 2: people have these stories and when you actually hear them

1345
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 2: sometimes right about what's happened in someone's life, you don't

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01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,720
Speaker 2: believe it at first because you can't work out what

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01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 2: are the odds and that story.

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Speaker 3: So what's what's the documentary called Three Identical Strangers?

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Speaker 2: It sounds very simile. I saw a great documentary years

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Speaker 2: ago in the early nineties called Twins, and it was

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Speaker 2: like a big and a little guy and they were separated.

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Speaker 2: I can't recommend it. I think it's still out somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I've been. Queensland has just come out it's called twins.

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Speaker 3: Check it out and then all the bigger Twin was

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Speaker 3: the first US Man to fall pregnant in documentary Cold Junior.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love a Jocko The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show

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Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Huggy is up next. Make sure you listen the Hugster.

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Speaker 2: And also at one o'clock and at four o'clock you

1360
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,920
Speaker 2: could hear your postcode on air and you can win

1361
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:19,439
Speaker 2: cash with postcode bingo. It's as easy as that tide

1362
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Speaker 2: from today's show. I was gonna costic Grant telling us

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Speaker 2: this story involved a German saying this him. I was

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Speaker 2: actually thought we'd be a good idea for me to

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Speaker 2: do it in a German accent. I won't do that.

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Speaker 2: But the todd of today's show is take a speedos off.

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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow more.

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Speaker 3: Were there whispers just before we came on here?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 2: What would I whispering?

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Speaker 6: You?

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Speaker 11: Jack?

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Speaker 4: Don't you tell again?

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Speaker 3: I have to you said the title of today show

1375
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Speaker 3: is going to be taking speedos off. Pat's ask Brad,

1376
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 3: why why did the why did the guy tell the

1377
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:53,920
Speaker 3: kid to take his speedos off? All their German Europeans

1378
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,840
Speaker 3: love nudity, and then Patsko's point to you goes, it's

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Speaker 3: his lout.

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Speaker 2: You are a dear.

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Speaker 4: I'm not telling you anything ever again.

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Speaker 2: When we start the show again tomorrow and at six o'clock,

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01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 2: we're going to get into this you and I. Tyme

1384
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Speaker 2: of today's show is take your speedos off.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three