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Speaker 1: This has just dawned on me. What bear with me?

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Speaker 1: You're going to be a dad this month?

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Speaker 2: Do you know?

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Speaker 1: I know that there's a bassinet over there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got to fucking clear out the room upstairs.

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Speaker 3: I made such good progress and I kind of moved

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Speaker 3: everything out to the hallway, and then I had to

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Speaker 3: put things back in and it's made more mess.

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Speaker 2: You're trying, like logistically move s out and you're like, okay,

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Speaker 2: move this out to get this out, and then you

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Speaker 2: realize that you've just made a whole new mess in

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Speaker 2: the hallway and then you just board the room up.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to two Notting Dads.

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Speaker 2: I'm Maddie Jay And.

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Speaker 3: And this is podcast that happens to be all about parenting.

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Speaker 3: It is the good, it is the bad and relatable.

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Speaker 3: And if you've come for advice, that's your first mistake

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Speaker 3: because you're not going to get any on this episode,

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Speaker 3: not today, not tomorrow, not ever.

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Speaker 1: Here's some advice. Don't expect advice.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Put it on T shirt.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought we were locked in for a date

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Speaker 3: to be in. We Laura to be induced, like I

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Speaker 3: swear the obstetrician was like this is the date you're

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Speaker 3: getting injun fucking tell people that.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, sorry.

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Speaker 3: So we had to beat that out because I give

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Speaker 3: it away too much.

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Speaker 1: Well that was my fault.

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Speaker 2: She'd come from me if she wants, but I actually don't,

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Speaker 2: don't send.

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Speaker 3: But also you're so far away that when you can't

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Speaker 3: reach you, I'm then next in line.

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Speaker 1: My plan works perfectly.

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Speaker 3: Genius, but yeah, look stressful, stressful. A couple of days,

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Speaker 3: still haven't got everything quite ready. We gave away the

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Speaker 3: followed out bed he did, gave that away, that went off,

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Speaker 3: gave away the KINDI chat on WhatsApp. I thought I

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Speaker 3: was getting gets one of the parents, and then they

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Speaker 3: were offloating it to one of their friends.

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Speaker 2: I hate when people do.

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Speaker 3: I was getting rid of it, so it's gone, it's gone.

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Speaker 2: But I thought it's funny that you're happy to get

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Speaker 2: rid of something that's free with any care about where

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Speaker 2: it goes. Also, we were like, because we're moving, we're

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Speaker 2: like culling everything like we are. I'm being ruthless.

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Speaker 3: What are you like, what's something that you weren't sure

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Speaker 3: about to keep a throw?

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Speaker 2: It's mainly like it's mainly like bulky a furniture that

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm just sick of looking at this fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: It's just like that have gone from.

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Speaker 1: House to house to house.

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Speaker 2: You're like, you know what kind of done with you?

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Speaker 3: Time is up?

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Speaker 2: I know, so like good A good example is like

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Speaker 2: the chest of drawers right that it's got two sides,

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Speaker 3: I feel like chests of drawers are the cockroach of

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Speaker 3: the furniture. Well, oh my god, because they're practical, they

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Speaker 3: won't die even if they're just like they're chipped, they've

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Speaker 2: And then April we're a combination of throwing things, just

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Speaker 2: throwing things out because it could not I can't be

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Speaker 2: asked with Facebook people, and for like.

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Speaker 3: Fifty bucks, not even like twenty bucks. I know, people, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Free?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Obviously, but like, at what point does the price

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Speaker 3: become so low that you just offer it for free?

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Speaker 2: Because out of fifty bucks, unless it's like unless it's

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Speaker 3: Something, who the fuck is selling socks on you worry.

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Speaker 2: I've got a really quick funny story for you, because

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Speaker 2: the thing I don't like about it is I don't mind.

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Speaker 2: I said to April. I'm like, I'm chucking this shit

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Speaker 2: out and she's like, no, let me put it on marketplace.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, that's fine, but I am not doing

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Speaker 2: it dwan or she did not me. Finally narrowed down

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Speaker 2: to someone who's going to pick it up, and they're like,

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Speaker 2: were great there, Like April was like, oh, I was like,

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Speaker 1: And they've got to bring someone to help carry it. Genius,

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Speaker 1: there's not my first.

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Speaker 2: Lap around the block. Anyway. Two minutes later, I can't

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Speaker 2: make it today. I'm sorry. It's like, oh, for fox sake.

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Speaker 3: What has happened in two minutes?

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Speaker 2: Your whole life has been altered in two minutes. So

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Speaker 2: that's what I hate about the whole situation, getting roped

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Speaker 2: into help. So, for example, my friend Miles, he was

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Speaker 2: He was going flying flat for work. I don't need it.

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Speaker 2: Put it on. A young girl said, okay, great, I'll

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Speaker 2: take it. Right he said, cool, here it is, come

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Speaker 2: and grab it. This is my dress. She got there,

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Speaker 2: rocks up in a Marena literally it was a Corolla anyway,

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Speaker 2: with no one to help her, and Miles was like,

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Speaker 3: Is one hundred killos?

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon? You could help me.

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Speaker 3: He's a big boy there, He's a big boy.

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Speaker 2: So he got roped into carrying it down the stairs

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Speaker 2: Then, and where are we going to put it? He's

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Speaker 3: These people getting by? And I know?

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Speaker 2: So he had to follow her all the way to

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Speaker 2: her fridge section.

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Speaker 3: Where do you live, Victoria?

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Speaker 2: Anyway? Now they're getting married, but like that. That's what

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Speaker 3: Not your children being injured, any type of loss of life.

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Speaker 3: Just helping people load furniture into a car.

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Speaker 3: I was very specific when I was giving away that

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, you can as a single person,

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Speaker 3: I was like, because I've got the very important phone calls,

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Speaker 3: I cannot be unloading any type of furniture whilst the

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Speaker 2: You're just on hold. I was like, oh yes, bye, hi,

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Speaker 2: so loo, that's what people do.

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Speaker 3: I was like, I'm not giving away bloody couch and

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not doing that. Ship.

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Speaker 3: I'm not an idiot taken advantage.

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Speaker 2: Of the Funny thing is after that happened with Myles,

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Speaker 2: if she had you immediately, mate, she knew. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: giving away a lot of ship if anyone wants anything.

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Speaker 3: What do you what do you go? Well, you imagine

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Speaker 3: like my fridge and the couch, and you backed out

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Speaker 2: That's how I rolled you. Oh no, I'm one of

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Speaker 3: Housekeeping, housekeeping? What do we got? What do we go?

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Speaker 2: From house moving to housekeeping?

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Speaker 3: I know this is on a T shirt. This is

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Speaker 1: Speaking of lifestyle, Yes, part of housekeeping.

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Speaker 3: Oh go on, spread the fucking news.

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Speaker 2: Well, there was a little time ago where.

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Speaker 3: Cat and No one cares about your show.

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Speaker 2: Matt and I went head to head in an audition

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Speaker 2: for a particular TV show that has now been announced

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Speaker 2: as Healthy, Wealthy and Wise.

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Speaker 3: The audition, there was a ring. They greased us both

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Speaker 2: Now fight to the death, and I had my way

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Speaker 2: with you man. Anyway, So it's been it's been announced

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Speaker 2: that Healthy, Wealthy, and Wise is being reboot. It's a

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Speaker 2: lifestyle show from the nineties, and yours truly is somewhat

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Speaker 2: of a.

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Speaker 3: Cost the irony that you were on a show called healthy.

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Speaker 2: I'm neither of those things, or neither of any of

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Speaker 2: those things. I'm not healthy, wealthy, or wise. Damn it.

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Speaker 2: I used that joke immediately when I had the audition

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Speaker 3: I was just sitting there with my abs like all

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Yes, so that has been announced. There's no date

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, thank you, very proud of you.

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Speaker 2: I play a role that is you know.

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Speaker 3: I trained you up, I got you to this point.

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Speaker 3: You know. I all of my wisdom that I have

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Speaker 3: accumulated over ten years of working in this entertainment industry

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Speaker 3: I've passed on to you.

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Speaker 2: You sound like a jealous ex game. I've used it

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Speaker 2: against me. I didn't use it against you. I used

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Speaker 2: my own personality and my own brain, thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: and my own words. Yes, that's what I did. So anyway,

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Speaker 2: I made out to be part of the production of

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Speaker 1: You you're so handsome. I'm talking to me because I'm

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Speaker 3: Sorry of course.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, So yeah, that comes out. It's gonna be on

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Speaker 2: Chail seven Saturday nights. I don't know when, but probably

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Speaker 2: after the Grand Final. Anyway, what do you got nothing

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Speaker 2: that'suns about right anyway? Do you know what jealousy is?

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Speaker 1: An ugly color on you?

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Speaker 3: Shut up?

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Speaker 2: Now that you're a getty having three kids, you're turning

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Speaker 2: into a bitter old man.

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Speaker 3: You've got TV shows. I've just got more children, look.

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Speaker 2: After same thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is unfair, unfair. Yeah, we've got some male ash.

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Speaker 3: Because housekeeping also doubles up as mail bag, just introducing

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Speaker 3: new segments every week.

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Speaker 2: This is called mail bags.

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Speaker 3: This one is from Rachel. She just has a little

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Speaker 3: dinner hack.

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Speaker 2: Did you reach into the mail bag to get this

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Speaker 2: hack out?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Good, I just want to visualize what's happening.

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Speaker 3: Okay, best dinner hack idea, because we're all about shaying

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Speaker 3: things to make you like healthier, wealthier.

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Speaker 2: Wi That's what I'm about. Actually I could use some

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Speaker 3: We had the same hectic dinner routine like Matt did

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Speaker 2: If you eat all that, you're like, if you eat

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Speaker 1: I fucking love that. So I don't get invested.

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Speaker 3: They don't get to know what is in the surprise

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's all fun and gamesil.

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Speaker 3: Someone chokes if you use this on your fucking show. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm just like, you're not getting credit, she's getting credit. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Look, I think that's brilliant, except for the increasing the

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think I'm just saying Oscar's pro to joking?

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Speaker 3: How fast is he eating?

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Speaker 2: Everything's a race? Everything's erase when you got boys.

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Speaker 2: God, you mean the future Matilda. How did you trying

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Speaker 3: The goalpost is always moving when you're trying to discipline

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Speaker 3: What else we got for housekeeping? My guy? Okay, we

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Speaker 3: Newborns are so boring.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 2: What do you got, I've.

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Speaker 3: Got something that you don't have. Okay, go on chlamydia,

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Speaker 3: well jokes lately you have.

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Speaker 3: The pumped, They're really excited.

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Speaker 2: They are girls love babies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, except I'm like you. I'm trying to say to them, like,

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Speaker 2: A fucking nightmare. Yeah when you have to wait when

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Speaker 3: And I'm not going to give you any of my

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Speaker 3: And they're like, mom, Dad's scaring me so and then

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Speaker 3: nanny's bloody. You got a rhyam but O overall very excited.

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Speaker 2: That's good. Thank you, Matte. You have two girls. One

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Speaker 3: This is going to sound arrogant, ash, but I'm going

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Speaker 3: I've always known that. I've always known that it was well,

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Speaker 3: No, they will all look like me. Okay, And it's

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Speaker 3: exciting because new research has just come out, ash.

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Speaker 1: Okay, where did you find this?

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Speaker 2: Research?

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Speaker 3: From Instagram? Great studies, incredible, very credible studies. Fine that

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Speaker 1: Knew it.

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Speaker 2: That's why my kids are so handsome and so charming

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Speaker 3: It doesn't say personality.

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Speaker 2: Now I would just roll it all into one.

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Speaker 3: But according to studies, your kids good looks most likely

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Speaker 3: come from dad, however, their brains from mom. Okay. Research

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Speaker 2: About your quickage. Would you prefer your kids?

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Speaker 1: Would you prefer to be.

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Speaker 2: The one for their looks or the one for their brain?

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Speaker 1: Which one looks pretty privileged?

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Speaker 2: Fu the brain it's hidden. It's all the way back

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Speaker 3: I can't tell. Okay, Marley does look like me. I

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Speaker 2: You're the mimbo.

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Speaker 3: What's that mean?

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Speaker 2: Like me, man, bimbo.

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Speaker 3: That's housekeeping done. Oh we can relax and I.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a what do you call it, little zing

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Speaker 3: It's a bay blade, a baby blade.

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Speaker 2: They have made their resurgence back from the dead.

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Speaker 3: Is that metal? Oh yeah, there's a bit of weight

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Speaker 2: Now. The reason I've got a gripe with this thing

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Speaker 2: And the problem is with them that these kids obsess

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Speaker 2: He still knows now that. I said to him, Hey,

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Speaker 2: I can beat this out. A dirty little rat.

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: Nothing, what happened to him?

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Speaker 3: But also that's not the worst thing in the Yeah,

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Speaker 2: He was a he was he's a six year old.

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Speaker 2: He shouldn't be talking. And I said to him, you

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Speaker 3: That's like, who's that guy from The Departed Jack Nicholson.

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Speaker 3: He's like, there's a.

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Speaker 2: So you know, time has gone by, and then he

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden, he starts calling everyone rats again.

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Speaker 2: Let's stop focusing on the race. He received some of

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Speaker 1: of it after and I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: What happened was at that birthday and he knew they

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Speaker 2: You know what, I was going to dismantle it, so

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Speaker 2: I confiscated these the rip chord, and I said, okay,

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Speaker 2: have them back, and just like that, the personality changed again.

445
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:09,640
Speaker 2: Pretty much. Dude, he here's your dinner. Everything about his

446
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:14,080
Speaker 2: life revolves around this thing. I can't stand it. He

447
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:17,320
Speaker 2: gets locked in every two seconds? Can you battle me?

448
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, up every two seconds? So then how

449
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,719
Speaker 2: do you battle two of them together?

450
00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:24,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

451
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 2: Sorry, stopped being me seriously now, and also I apologize

452
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 2: now from previous years anyway. So the thing is that

453
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:39,639
Speaker 2: all of his mates are obsessed with them too, and

454
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,920
Speaker 2: they start taking them to school, and everything about him

455
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 2: now is all about this. He's not kicking the footy anymore.

456
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 2: He's like, I've got to try and drag him out.

457
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,879
Speaker 2: I'll be like, hey, we're going to go down to

458
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:53,000
Speaker 2: the park footy. What do you think? He says? Can

459
00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,360
Speaker 2: I bring my bad blades? No?

460
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,879
Speaker 3: It reminds me of someone who is obsessed with Pokemon cards,

461
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 3: don't I don't know who that is, you know. I

462
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 3: remember picking you up and then there you are, sitting

463
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,080
Speaker 3: in the passenger seat opening up your Pokemon cards.

464
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:12,640
Speaker 2: I don't make it my whole personality the well no, no, well,

465
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 2: well let me finish, yeah, okay, let me finish.

466
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:19,920
Speaker 3: Well. I just think sometimes it's funny how much the

467
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 3: apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

468
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 1: Jess is nodding, and I can see in my prof

469
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: I hate that even.

470
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 3: More because really, you were just dealing with a miniature

471
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:29,040
Speaker 3: version of Ash.

472
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 2: I know, that's why I'm frustrated. Why you like this

473
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 2: because I'm like you, I know, but also I have

474
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 2: other activities I do outside of just the things that

475
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: I get obsessed with. I know how to deviate because

476
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,679
Speaker 2: I'm an adult, but he's not. But anyway, he seemed

477
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 2: to just go to school, Yeah, take these with him

478
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 2: and battle. Everything about his life became about these.

479
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,440
Speaker 3: How are you going to fix this?

480
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 2: Well, the problem is that they go to school and

481
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 2: now they've started to trade them with each other. But

482
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 2: you got to remember, these are six year olds. They

483
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 2: don't understand what's fair and what's not fair. So what's

484
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,600
Speaker 2: popped up is a a bay Blade group chat between parents.

485
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 3: Fuck off.

486
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: Ash has removed himself from the chat immediately. April is

487
00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 2: so now what it is is parents saying, hey, do

488
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 2: you have this one?

489
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,840
Speaker 1: It was my kids. They've swapped it over. He's upset.

490
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 2: So it's become this whole, the whole, like instead of

491
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 2: it just being a battle on the with the bay Blade,

492
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:37,720
Speaker 2: they're battling each other's emotions. That was deep. That was

493
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,359
Speaker 2: a T shirt. Put it on a T shirt. That

494
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: was profound if anything. And then I've just been alerted

495
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 2: to someone is having a birthday party which is a

496
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 2: sleepover Baba bay Blade battle party. Say that again, a

497
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 2: sleepover bay Blade battle party. Got it out.

498
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 3: That sounds like a lot of fun.

499
00:23:56,240 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 2: It is, but it's the problem is he's a different

500
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 2: kid with this thing, and everything about him at home

501
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 2: now is grumpy. He's it's like you know when they're like,

502
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 2: don't give them one on one screens because they can't regulate.

503
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 2: They think what the emotion is they're feeling for the

504
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,120
Speaker 2: show is what they're dealing with. This is the same thing,

505
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 2: and I don't know what to do.

506
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,800
Speaker 3: Now do you want advice from me?

507
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: Well, we don't give advice, Yeah, but to each other. Okay,

508
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 2: fire away.

509
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 3: You gotta smack him. Fuck I knew it, but wouldn't

510
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 3: spoon that shit right up.

511
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 2: The fact that we're in all I'm waiting for. And

512
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: like when you were a kid and there was collectibles around, we.

513
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 3: Had Taos are big for a while, Marbles were big

514
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 3: for a while.

515
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: What ends what we happen game at school?

516
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 2: What do you know? What ends up happening? It just

517
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 2: fades out, bro, No, they get banned. Okay, things the

518
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 2: Pokemon cards got banned because the bigger kids were ripping

519
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 2: off the little kids. But my concern.

520
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 3: Do you remember going to school and I lost my

521
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 3: marbles to the big kids. I was in tears devastated

522
00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 3: coming home, and I was.

523
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,720
Speaker 1: Like, and what happened to your physical marbles? Or was

524
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: it just yet?

525
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 3: That's that's terrible anyway, You're better than that.

526
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 2: I'm just a bit upset about it.

527
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:08,959
Speaker 3: So you got to you got to just wait for

528
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 3: this fad to just follow the course of time.

529
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: Or yes, I could convince him to call his mum

530
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: a dirty rat again. There he is. I knew we'd

531
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 2: get to an answer.

532
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 3: Just suddenly dropping in, like, I think we've got rats

533
00:25:24,680 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: in the.

534
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 2: House, dirty ones and they're little.

535
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 3: What do you think, Oscar?

536
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dirty little rats heard it? Thank you. But

537
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: it's like, man, it's every parent at this at school

538
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: is dealing with the same thing.

539
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 3: Well, I'm dealing with other problems myself.

540
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: Ash, Okay, how dare you just discount my problem?

541
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 3: You've been.

542
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, So the parents that are out there are dealing

543
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: with it, give tell me how to get rid of them,

544
00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:52,879
Speaker 2: because they are ruining my household.

545
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,280
Speaker 3: This was meant to be a quick episode. So I

546
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 3: don't have the capacity right now to take on anyone

547
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 3: else's problems. And I apologize for that. I know you're

548
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 3: looking to me for help. I just don't have it

549
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 3: in me.

550
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: I was actually looking for the listener.

551
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 2: You took it upon yourself to say, do you want

552
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:06,479
Speaker 2: some advice?

553
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: Just remember that?

554
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I was just been polite. I didn't mean it. Okay, good, Okay,

555
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 3: I am dealing with a thief. A thief, oh God,

556
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:19,239
Speaker 3: is in the household, and yeah, check your wallet, check

557
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 3: your phone.

558
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 2: I don't have a wallet. So joke's on them.

559
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 3: So Marley at the moment, she gets Touch Shop on

560
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 3: a Friday, okay, and they's a lovely treat, isn't Yeah

561
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 3: nice the end of the week you get touch Shop.

562
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 3: But sometimes she gets to a Wednesday and she's like please,

563
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's just this week as dragging on? Can

564
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 3: I please have Touch Shop? And I'm like, no, you

565
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 3: Can't's not Friday. The ruler is Friday, touch Shop. We

566
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 3: can't ben the rules here.

567
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 2: What's your Touch Shop? Men?

568
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 3: You like it's all right? Like cheesy pasta?

569
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: Do you know what I might do. I might get

570
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:48,679
Speaker 2: a screenshot of ours and compare. We can compare.

571
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 1: We won't name the schools, of course, because that's a privacy.

572
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,879
Speaker 3: I like that next week we can compare people. If

573
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 3: you think you have a good touch Shop menu, you

574
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:55,679
Speaker 3: send it in.

575
00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:00,080
Speaker 2: Let's compare here, let's compare penises. I mean, sorry, that

576
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: just came out of me. That's right, that's what she said. Anyway, God,

577
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: I'm back.

578
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 3: I said to my I'm like, hey, you cannot there's

579
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 3: no touch Shop has to be Friday. And I'm like,

580
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,159
Speaker 3: sticking to that rules, sticking to it.

581
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:11,959
Speaker 2: Just great parenting.

582
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: And then there's a bit of cash in that little

583
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 3: basket over there on that bench table in like the

584
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 3: basket of all the keys.

585
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, watch it, you mean there was?

586
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 3: And I was like, all those fibers have gone. A

587
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 3: couple of five dollar notes were in there. And I

588
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 3: was like, Maley, did you did you take that money?

589
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 3: And She's like, no, absolutely not. I was like, okay, anyway,

590
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 3: back at lunch, put in a backpack and I was like,

591
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 3: I saw her putting things in the front of the backpack,

592
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 3: and so I opened up the front zip. There it

593
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 3: was the money she's put the money in her backpack

594
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 3: and I was like, you lied to me and she

595
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,640
Speaker 3: was like, oh yeah, but well I didn't. I don't

596
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 3: know how I got there. And I was like, how

597
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 3: dare you.

598
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,840
Speaker 2: It's a slippery slope from there, my friend, that's where

599
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 2: that's that's the.

600
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 3: Gateway a world of crime away. It's me.

601
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 2: It's going to be excited.

602
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 3: And I was like, I was. I was like, still

603
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:10,439
Speaker 3: something good anyway. I was like I was hurt. You know,

604
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:13,200
Speaker 3: I was lied to by my child, you know, looking

605
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 3: at me in my face, lied directly at me. And

606
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 3: I was like, that's it. You know, I'm shocked right now,

607
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 3: chocked to the core.

608
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: Does It's like a dagger the first time, isn't it.

609
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 3: And then Nana was like had a bit of a

610
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 3: look on her face and I was like, what are

611
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 3: you looking at And she was like, well, you know,

612
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 3: you're very upset right now. But I have a memory.

613
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 3: Oh god, when I was in Grade one in queens Ane,

614
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 3: so pretty much the same age as kids were going

615
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 3: to Kindy there, we had a little jar in our

616
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 3: wardrobe because back in my day, we only had change

617
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 3: shrapnel for tuck shop. None of this digital crap is

618
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 3: the digital you know what we get. Sorry, I'll fucking

619
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 3: fight you.

620
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 2: I don't know where she gets it from.

621
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 3: So I not really understanding the value of money. I

622
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: don't know how much money I had, but over a

623
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 3: period of time I had taken enough money that when

624
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 3: I went to the tuck shop and put my money

625
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 3: on the table, I got called immediately into the principals.

626
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: So do you have a round figure?

627
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:20,719
Speaker 3: I have no idea.

628
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 2: It's just a lot.

629
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 3: Actually, let me just check with that a real quick. None,

630
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 3: it doesn't remember. It must have been a lot then

631
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 3: now it's like, oh god, but I'm thinking it was

632
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 3: like one hundred bucks.

633
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know, get called into the principal's office.

634
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's like a kid your age should not

635
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: have this money.

636
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, the person behind the touch shop was like pushing

637
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 3: the panic button like it's.

638
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: Conrad, It's got a reverse robbery.

639
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 3: So I'm like, shit, you know, it's just history repeating itself. Yeah.

640
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 2: I think the theft thing is bad enough at the

641
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: lying as well, like I think teeth, But when it

642
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 2: happens to you from someone so small and innocent, like

643
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: it's like you just feel a little bit trail there.

644
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 2: It is as as you wouldn't get it. You would

645
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: have had to have stolen to get anyway. Yeah, so

646
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: what was your cause of action?

647
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 3: It was just it was just talking to her. I

648
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 3: was like, hold.

649
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: Me, like this druggle of the hiles for God.

650
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 3: I to let her know how disappointed I was.

651
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 2: I know it's your your disappointment. Tone of voice is

652
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 2: very different, isn't it. And you don't even like I

653
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 2: was disappointed with Oscar the other day, like like pretty

654
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,120
Speaker 2: disappointed and I couldn't help myself at my tone was

655
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: different about it.

656
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: I was like, buddy, and he just he was different

657
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: because of it.

658
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 3: Did you did?

659
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 2: What did she say?

660
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 3: She cried? I mean it's her go to get out

661
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 3: very I know. I just whenever she's done something wrong,

662
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 3: she just turns the water works on and I'm like

663
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 3: it works. I'm like, come here, have a cuddle. And

664
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, she's got me again.

665
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: I know they know what they're doing.

666
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 3: And then I'll walk away and what the fuck's my

667
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 3: watch gone?

668
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 2: Matt, We are bringing something back for now. It's called lies.

669
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: Tell me Loud, Tell the little lived. Now. This is

670
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 2: a segment where you make me laugh thank you.

671
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 3: You make me laugh.

672
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you're.

673
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 3: A funny man.

674
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: You're a funny man.

675
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 3: You're a funny man.

676
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 2: Now, if you are new to this segment, it is

677
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: where you send in the little harmless white lines you

678
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: tell your kids. I don't know. Here's one, for example,

679
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 2: the park's closed the classic because you don't want to

680
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,120
Speaker 2: you don't want to go.

681
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 3: It's you know, as parents, we do whatever means necessary

682
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 3: to try to avoid and melt down a tantrum to

683
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 3: get our children to bloody listen to us just once, Okay.

684
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 3: The only way to do that is to scare them,

685
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 3: threaten them. Love that or lie and lie by lying,

686
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 3: Threatened by lying, threatened.

687
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: By lying, Yeah, I like it, threatened by lying. Sorry,

688
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: we're going to read off a couple that we've been sent.

689
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 2: I'll start. Okay. Here's a really simple one that can

690
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 2: be used in any context whatsoever. It's simple. It'll catch

691
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: on fire. Okay, Okay, here's an example. And my kids

692
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: are really good at this. They're good at like leaving

693
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 2: the toys hanging around. It's like, if you leave it

694
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:40,200
Speaker 2: hanging around, it'll catch nice and simple, eat your dinner,

695
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 2: it'll catch catch on fire until the.

696
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 3: Kids are like, this house is so flammable.

697
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: Wonder why all these kids turn to ask us like, well,

698
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: I also everything catches on fire.

699
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 3: This is a great one. Okay, we're going to keep

700
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 3: this anonymous because I did tell people that send it

701
00:32:58,040 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: through you'll be anonymous.

702
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: And you get the better results when they're anonymous. People

703
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: judging my parenting, and we wouldn't judge. We would never

704
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: stop winking at me. This one is if your child

705
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: is struggling to go to school, you can tell them

706
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 2: they need five days of consecutive school days and if

707
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 2: they do that, they get two days off. Yes, I'm

708
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 2: going to use that actually, because it a point now

709
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: where he's like, oh god, oh.

710
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 3: Five days.

711
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 2: I always my lie is when they don't want to go,

712
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, well I've used this. So he was a

713
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 2: lock in the laundry. Well that's more of a threat

714
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 2: than a lie. What that gets him to school pretty quick,

715
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 2: don't you worry? Because he's scared of the washing machine.

716
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 2: And that's the trick. If that's the trick, you've got

717
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,160
Speaker 2: to make them scared of the washing machine so that

718
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 2: when you threaten that they really don't want to go

719
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: in there because it's not a lie.

720
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 3: That's that's just a bleadant threat threat.

721
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,000
Speaker 2: Well, I teld him to eat him.

722
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 3: Fucking hell.

723
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 2: I'm not judging. I'm a good I'm self proclaimed good dad. Okay,

724
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 2: moving on, if.

725
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 3: You ever get your kids taken away from you, I'm sorry.

726
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 2: Don't put that out in the universe. Actually come and

727
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 2: get them quick. Let me cry off. I'll be fine

728
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 2: to get you back. Cancel promise. That's a lie. See

729
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: when I did that. Oh yeah, he's a good one.

730
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 2: This is There's been variations of this one, but this

731
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 2: one is like when the little one sees a lollipop

732
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 2: in the shop that rhymes, I say that we can't

733
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 2: have one, as they've been sold to others pre purchased,

734
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: very pre ordered. Some might say, I love that.

735
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 3: Okay. This one's from Sandy. She said you can say

736
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 3: my name, say my name, samon name. Sandy says you're

737
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 3: allergic to McDonald's.

738
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 2: Oh man, that is good because it sticks with them.

739
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why. One time I to get

740
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 2: a little rash from pineapple, and now he just tells

741
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 2: everyone thats allergic to pineapple. So if you're like, you're

742
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 2: allergic to me Donald, He'll just tell everybody, Oh that

743
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 2: is good gear.

744
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 3: Okay. This one's from Amber and she just says to

745
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,920
Speaker 3: her kids, if you don't shower, you go moldy.

746
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,160
Speaker 2: Kind of true, though it's a different type of mold kids,

747
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 2: there's an element of truth to that. Wow. Okay, I've

748
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: got one fresh from April, which was so she would

749
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,280
Speaker 2: go to the gym really in the morning, come home

750
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 2: and she would shower. But she'll get home and the

751
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,839
Speaker 2: kids hear the door, get up, run chase to get

752
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: her cordor for mum, and she'd be like, oh, I'm

753
00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 2: going to go have a shower. And what was happening

754
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: was they were like, we want to come in and

755
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: shower with you. And then so now she's just started

756
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 2: to tell them there's only cold water left.

757
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 3: Know.

758
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 2: I was like that and I was half asleep when

759
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 2: she said that. She's like, oh, there's only cold water,

760
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: and I was like, who hasn't paid the hot water bill? Yeah,

761
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 2: So that's a good that's a good little one from April.

762
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 3: If you have any prenting lives, please send them in.

763
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'd love to love to hear them and like,

764
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 2: don't be this guy where we say we want lies

765
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 2: and they just rub. It's spicy fucking times. That's the

766
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: oldest one.

767
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,800
Speaker 3: Jesus Kevin, give us something original.

768
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 2: It works.

769
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 3: Before we go into the two questions that we have

770
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 3: a little throwback. Two episodes ago, we had hand Hannah

771
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 3: Hannah two ends, wasn't it to Hanna? She asked about

772
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 3: when is the right time to have kids? And she

773
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 3: was asking if we were happy with our decision of

774
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 3: how old we were when we had kids. I was

775
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 3: thirty two.

776
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 2: Thirty two, because you're thirty eight now, yeah, how old

777
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 2: are you? I'm thirty five.

778
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 3: Yeah. We gave our responses and we thought we would

779
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 3: throw it to our wives. So this is what Laura

780
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 3: had said.

781
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 2: Yes, how old was that? Thirty three? If I was

782
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 2: any younger, I wouldn't have had them with you, so

783
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: because it would have been with someone else that would

784
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 2: have been probably not as good.

785
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 3: But we were together for three years.

786
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 2: We were really together. Friend, you when brokenant?

787
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 3: What are the pros and tons of the age of kids?

788
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 2: Just being able to make the mistakes in my twenties

789
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 2: and not pro create with the wrong person. Yeah, thirty

790
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: three is.

791
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 3: Great, Probably thirty one, thirty one is good was there

792
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 3: thirty one?

793
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 2: No, we've met when I was thirty one?

794
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,720
Speaker 3: What I had?

795
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thirty there is a great year. I think

796
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 2: we had kids at the right time, even though it

797
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 2: was a surprise to April. And she can give her

798
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: answer to the question in which we have just read out.

799
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:32,479
Speaker 4: No, not at all.

800
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:33,440
Speaker 2: Okay.

801
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 4: I don't think there is a right age. I think

802
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 4: there's a right moment, but not a right age.

803
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: What's the moment.

804
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 4: The moment is when you and your partner agreed are

805
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 4: going to have Yes, the moments when mummy and daddy

806
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:49,880
Speaker 4: love each other. No, you don't have to be married,

807
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 4: and doesn't have to be a mummy ummy. It can

808
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 4: be a daddyduddy.

809
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 2: Okay, So you're saying it just when it feels right.

810
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, said, Look, there's probably a little too young, Okay,

811
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 4: I don't know.

812
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: I don't want to get canceled.

813
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: That can be a bit woo woo.

814
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say anything, but she's becoming a

815
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 3: little bit woo boo.

816
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: She had crystals for a while there, ah, And I'm like,

817
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 2: so the opposite that I would bag it and then

818
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 2: we'd always have fights over it, and like and then

819
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 2: I'd be like, why don't you consult your Crystal? And

820
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: she didn't appreciate that either.

821
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 3: I'm sure she's gonna love it being brought up in

822
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 3: the podcast.

823
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, too late. Now, okay, I've got a question for you,

824
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 2: Matt from Renee.

825
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 3: Hit me your silly little bugger.

826
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 1: That's the sort of energy I want all the time.

827
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 2: Go on, hit me, silly little Bugger's perfect things I

828
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 2: wish I knew before having a baby. Is there anything

829
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 2: Matt that you wish you knew?

830
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 3: Oh? How long have we got? There was a lot

831
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 3: I wish I knew. Ash there was a lot. I think,

832
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 3: I just I think I wish I knew just how

833
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,720
Speaker 3: much of an emotional roller coaster it is being a parent.

834
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 3: You know, when you got your kids all day, Like

835
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 3: talking about weekends specifically when you're with them from like

836
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 3: sunrise to sunset, it's too long. It's a very long time. Yeah,

837
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 3: first of all, how much you kind of hate weekends

838
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 3: when you're become an adult, Bro, I could.

839
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 2: Work seven days a week Now when you're in your.

840
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,360
Speaker 3: Twenties, you're like, it's a Friday. Now, it's like, damn it,

841
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 3: Sunday night.

842
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: The dream I wish I knew how bad it was

843
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: to be hungover with a child.

844
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 3: That is also very true.

845
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 2: That's not my answer.

846
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 3: But throughout the day it's such a wild mix of

847
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 3: like having a beautiful moment where your child is looking

848
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 3: at you, giving you that little bit of affection, saying Daddy,

849
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,319
Speaker 3: I love you, and you think to yourself, like, this

850
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: is what it's all about, having these special little moments

851
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 3: where you can connect, have a moment with your child,

852
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 3: and it's what makes it all worth while. But at

853
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 3: the same time, when you're playing a game and you touch

854
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,280
Speaker 3: the wrong toy.

855
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 2: They're like, what is it?

856
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,680
Speaker 3: Storm off, they have a meltdown, and it's just it

857
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 3: is like that from irrational.

858
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 2: They are very rational. And we did say this a

859
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,760
Speaker 2: while ago. It's like having it's like owning a drunk person. Yes,

860
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 2: they're so irrational. Yeah, there's so the mood swings. They

861
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 2: won't eat and then they won't go to bed, like

862
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: go to bed, your piss head.

863
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 3: Like fuck. Like I always think back whenever I pick

864
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 3: them up from daycare, it's always great. They're elated, okay,

865
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 3: And it's just from the moment I pick them up

866
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 3: to when I get them home there's been three meltdowns. Dinner,

867
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,120
Speaker 3: another three meltdowns, and then when they have a meltdown'

868
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,800
Speaker 3: trying to make them laugh to get over the melt down.

869
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 3: You do that, you know, another meltdown. It's just around

870
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 3: the corner. It's just it's it's like it's exhausting, and.

871
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 1: It's also I just rescued you from that prison.

872
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,400
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll send you right back.

873
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,919
Speaker 2: I'll send you right back tomorrow morning. Don't you worry

874
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 2: about that for me? Other than the hangover thing, which yeah,

875
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 2: I wasn't prepared for that. If I'm honest, I am

876
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 2: now I'm pissed fit now anyway. The other one was

877
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 2: when we were going through the process of ever being pregnant.

878
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 2: Is no one told me I was going to get seasick.

879
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: Every time we did a ultrasound you, I couldn't look

880
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 2: at it.

881
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 3: Was he touching you or what happened?

882
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 2: No, I was just watching it on the screen.

883
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 3: The motion. Yeah, I was like, I'm going to you'd

884
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 3: have to have like the called qualita.

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00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 2: No.

886
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 1: I just shut my eyes, hope for the best.

887
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,040
Speaker 3: Your child, and you're there looking in the corner.

888
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god. It just made me every time I

889
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 2: was like, queasy, seasick, so weird.

890
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm probably the only person on earth that's happened to you, right.

891
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's happened to you and you're listening.

892
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 2: Please please, I would love to feel not alone. I

893
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 2: would love to be validated by one other person saying yeah,

894
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 2: me too, bro Solidarity.

895
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 3: Our last one asked this from Jess, and she just says, Jess,

896
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 3: the fact that you're surely you can't be serious this question.

897
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 3: But she wants to know how do you get a

898
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 3: three year old to listen?

899
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,439
Speaker 1: You don't end off.

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00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 2: That's why they call them three and ages, just like

901
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,720
Speaker 2: a preparation for when they're teenagers, and they definitely don't listen.

902
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 3: Do you know what I was told? Though? Okay, Marley's six,

903
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 3: so this kind of applies.

904
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: So she's three times two.

905
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,879
Speaker 3: Very good there. He is like three two three year olds,

906
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 3: So I've got two three year olds. I will say

907
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 3: to her, Hey, Marley, you've got to eat your breakfast. Marley,

908
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 3: eat your breakfast. Marley, you have to eat your breakfast.

909
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 3: My way eat your breakfast. Laura is like, what you

910
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 3: need to do is you need to touch them. You

911
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 3: tap them on the shoulder, and that will then make

912
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 3: them aware of you're trying to reach out to them.

913
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 3: But when you're just saying these words are so locked

914
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 3: in they don't have the mental capacity to like stop

915
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 3: what they're doing, understand that you're trying to interact with them.

916
00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 3: So you have to touch them on the shoulder. So

917
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,800
Speaker 3: I smack her. I try and speak to her, and

918
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 3: it's working great.

919
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: I try and be like, look at me, look at me,

920
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: and ask that.

921
00:42:59,000 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 2: Eyes like.

922
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: On the sixth beer Exactly. It's like owning a drunk person.

923
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 2: That's it. But be one with the drunk.

924
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 3: If they're again, any parents out there, if you if

925
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 3: you're honestly, if you're hand on hard, if you are

926
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 3: happy right, if you were happy, you were sane, and

927
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,080
Speaker 3: you're able to talk to your children and get them

928
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 3: to listen to you without you raising your voice, please,

929
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 3: oh my god, well please, if you are one of

930
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: those people, reach out to us and tell us, tell

931
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: us how you're doing it. I don't think they exist,

932
00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 3: surely not.

933
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: Can I ask you this, how's Laura going with the

934
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 2: touching on the shoulder and talking? Is it working?

935
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: Check and guarantee you it's not.

936
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 3: I don't think even I've actually I don't know.

937
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 2: There's only one thing that works on when you get

938
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: to that point and you're fucking yelling, it goes from

939
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 2: a request to a demand.

940
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 3: You have to you have to demand it.

941
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 2: So it's like Oscar can put your shoes on, Oscar

942
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,399
Speaker 2: shoes please Oscar, and then you just go into one

943
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 2: word Oscar shoes. Get to that point and then if

944
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 2: he's not doing it, I'm like, put your shoes on, now, Ron.

945
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 3: That's very concerned right now, Actually, do you know actually

946
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 3: you know what we should do?

947
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 2: Yep.

948
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 3: If you can do it this episode, leave a review.

949
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 2: Leave review review. I can see the numbers going up

950
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 2: now now review just single words, yeah, very good. Otherwise

951
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 2: you can see us on socials Dads, two Doting Dads, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, now,

952
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 2: the Facebook group join.

953
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:39,280
Speaker 3: It TikTok, you said, TikTok.

954
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 2: I said TikTok.

955
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

956
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:41,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, like that's right. If you can talk to

957
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,360
Speaker 2: your kids about yelling and then they don't need to

958
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:46,479
Speaker 2: just those people I refuse to do what things is. Yeah,

959
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 2: but you can join us there otherwise we'll getting out

960
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: of here again.

961
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 3: When you're listening to this ash is going to be

962
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:51,760
Speaker 3: in Bali.

963
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 2: No, we're back.

964
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,120
Speaker 3: Oh god, ignore that part. We'll take that. We'll take

965
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 3: that part out.

966
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,320
Speaker 2: I can go again if you like.

967
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 3: It'll be great. No, kids, hope you've had a good holiday.

968
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,799
Speaker 3: Thank you for the next episode. We'll talk about your

969
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 3: Barlet trip.

970
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:05,799
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much.

971
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: Anytime now.

972
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 3: It's not coming. Dammit, looking forward to that one.

973
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 2: And look like you're gear absolute Headward's cough seizing.

974
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Speaker 3: The two Doting Dance podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

975
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 3: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

976
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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

977
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 2: people's today.