WEBVTT - Mason's Return BTS 🙌 Fans Booing 🤬 Pendles 400th ⭐ 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:09.119 Hey, legends, welcome back to the Mason Cock Show. Massive, 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:12.280 massive episode. Today. We're gonna cover some Olympic stuff because honestly, 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:14.720 that is everything everyone wants talking about right now. But 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:17.520 we are gonna get into Pototy, also Essendon, Sydney, it 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:20.200 going on there. We're gonna cover that. And then also 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:22.520 this big week you can almost say its someone's four 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:24.640 hundred game, which is a huge accomplishment. We talk about 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.080 that much much more obviously, Scott Piondabury playing his four 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:30.240 hundred game against the arch rival Carlton. That's a big one. 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:32.640 We're gonna dive into that one and much much more 0:00:32.640 --> 0:00:41.840 starting on this episode, starting now. All right, legends plenty 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:44.959 to cover, as we mentioned in this podcast, without further ado, 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.920 let's get straight into this bread and welcome. I am disgustedson, 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.960 how your negativy at the beginning of these things. It's 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:54.680 always every every week you're just firing off on someone. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.640 I'm throwing a cavball in this one because I was 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.760 driving home late last night and I put on the 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:02.279 radio as I do, just unwined and forget about my life. 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:03.760 And I. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:06.200 Isn't that what everyone does? 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.720 And I was driving home and I felt like smashing 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.920 my car into the side concrete walls on the highway 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.960 because I heard a song on the radio that did 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:20.640 not meld well with my ears. I felt like scratching 0:01:20.720 --> 0:01:25.000 my ear drums out and stabbing them in with pencils. Hey, 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.800 I feel like everyone lies about Nickelback. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.720 He talks. 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:34.680 Sorry, Actually, someone was saying last last week. I think 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.040 it's just because you're a footballer and the podcast is 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.920 named after you. But they were like, oh, I loved 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:43.080 hearing Mason sing. That was great, And then they were like, 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:47.600 Bryden never ever sing again. But I'll tell you what, 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.000 I could do a better job than Katie Perry's going 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:54.080 to do it this year's Grand Final because I heard 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.880 her new song whatever the crap it was called, and 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.560 it it was that bad. They owned it in They 0:02:00.600 --> 0:02:04.760 would have wrote that thing in like thirty seconds, and 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:08.200 it was like, it's the worst thing. And her new 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:13.000 album is getting like just absolutely smashed, Like if this 0:02:13.440 --> 0:02:16.200 single they normally pick out the best single, and they 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:19.639 released that if this is the best of what's what's 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.760 on this album? Oh my goodness, and no wonder we 0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:26.079 got her for the Grand Final. It's like We don't 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:27.720 get them when they're on the way up. We get 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.200 them when they're coming back down and oh my god. Yeah, 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.880 so they're playing this and I don't know. I don't, 0:02:34.400 --> 0:02:35.280 I don't. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:36.760 It's not a catchy tune. 0:02:37.280 --> 0:02:39.360 It's not going to go off at the MCG Grand 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:41.160 Final day and no one's going to be singing that. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:43.840 It's it's that, it's going to be singing raw. 0:02:44.000 --> 0:02:44.880 That's all we want to hear. 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:48.720 Yeah, surely there's I've heard a couple of segments on 0:02:48.760 --> 0:02:50.640 the radio and they're like, oh, what's your favorite Katy 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:53.800 Perry song? And like, no one can think of many? 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.000 Popping to mind. What's the one with Snoop Dogg in it? 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:59.000 I don't know, the one with the sharks and stuff 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:00.920 jumping around and sing in the dancing, the other one 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.760 I do. Look. My favorite quote, or probably line of 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:07.360 Katy Perry, and this is a word for word line 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.680 in one of her songs is do you ever feel 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:13.240 like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:13.880 start again? 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:15.240 That's what you do. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:21.280 Writing these things? Someone just driving home like you're saying depressed, 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.920 his hell, listen to the radio seeing a plastic bag 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:27.680 rolled across go I've actually got a great line for that. 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.520 The next single, it's yeah, it's shocking. 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.280 I don't know, like normally you get ghost writers to 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:34.720 make your songs better. 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:39.280 Yeah, yeah, well yeah, I mean she's you know, I 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.400 can't really talk to us. She's actually a Texas born native, 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:42.840 so she's one of me. 0:03:43.120 --> 0:03:43.960 Makes a lot of sense. 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.720 Were we goes to my clanger? That's your clanger, rights, 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.560 Harmy Thomas. I know if you saw us over the weekend, 0:03:50.600 --> 0:03:54.680 she's the waist, an absolute open goal, nothing between him 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.800 and the goal square and except for Jesse Hogan, maybe 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.680 you kind of got in the way. Whenever we tried 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.880 to kick the goal. It couldn't have been out what 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.760 they called out the back or something the goose or 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.480 really Joe the goose kind of thing. Yeah, that thing 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.800 the umpires and not commentators say all the time, Joel 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.960 the goose and he's out the back and he kicks 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:16.160 it into his own teammate. There's no one else there, 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.560 like truly, you do the unselfish act and you just 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:20.880 give the handball let him, can it now? Now it 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.359 gets a bit gets a bit selfish, goes for the 0:04:23.400 --> 0:04:27.080 goals and yeah it wasn't a pretty sight. I feel 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.000 it wasn't a pretty. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:30.640 Such Jesse Hogan has taken a lot of one on 0:04:30.640 --> 0:04:32.920 one marks. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.480 Not a lot of spill into ground. 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.520 He wins something like forty five percent of one on 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.440 one content. Serious. So yeah, So when you're a small 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.760 forward and you're running, Jesse Hogan's not giving you many 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.800 crumbs to eat, so you got to just take what 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:45.560 you can take. 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:48.120 He's probably gone, Jesse, you're a bit selfish taking so 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:49.000 much from us. 0:04:49.440 --> 0:04:52.440 That's crazy. For that one on one stature he just marks. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.080 That's absurd. Well, he also plays deepest, which is easiest 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:55.880 one on one spot. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.160 Yeah, so you would do the same if you were. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:04:59.440 Do you play deepest? 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.520 I never to play deepest, because I'm the guy that 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:03.559 stands there and they kick to me and everyone jumps 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:05.000 on top of me, and then we go from there 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:06.920 to the deepest, which is one on one appabat. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.000 Yeah, the trampoline. 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.480 I'm essentially the Empire steep building that's getting it jumped 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.240 on by King Kong. 0:05:12.279 --> 0:05:15.360 Can I ask you just because I don't know the answer, 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:18.000 but we can. We can do this after the fact. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:22.440 What do you think, Joe the goosey is like, where 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:23.480 did that saying come from? 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.800 Where did it originate? And what does it mean? Originally? 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:29.720 I have not it. Who's Joe is Joe the goose? 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:30.760 Who is Joe? 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.560 Is Joe the goose? Or is Joe the Goose's owner? 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.600 I feel like, what's the step in rugby? They call 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:37.360 it like a goose step? 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:38.760 Yeah, the goosey goo goose step. 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:40.240 Maybe it's like something to do with that where you 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:42.560 kind of I don't know, you fake one thing, you 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:45.600 actually do another. Joe the Goose, I don't know. Joe 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.279 the goose just makes no sense to me. I don't know. 0:05:47.279 --> 0:05:49.159 We're gonna have to do some researching or something. But 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.680 this is Australia, right, we just make shit up. Let's 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:54.000 be honest and half the stuff you guys say we say, 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.080 I can say we now one of you, one of us. 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:57.960 It doesn't make sense. What's as you? 0:05:58.200 --> 0:05:59.480 Yeah, Usa Beanie. 0:06:00.160 --> 0:06:00.720 We'll get to. 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.200 We'll get to the results. 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:08.040 Carlton big loss to Port Adelaide at home, which is 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:11.840 pretty crazy. North Melbourne you know, hung in there for 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:14.600 a while against Geelong, but eventually Geelong went over the top. 0:06:15.240 --> 0:06:17.080 Gold Coast first loss. 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:21.360 At home this year in the Q clash, Brisbane on 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:26.799 fire Saint Kilda, massive win both on the scoreboard and 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:30.799 just in general against Essendon, where are they at Melbourne? 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:37.080 Big loss, big loss at home, close game, but they 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:41.160 needed that one. Freo eventually got over the top of 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:44.000 West Coast. It looked very dicey in the first half 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.360 and West Coast beat them earlier in the year, so 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.160 didn't know what was going to happen there. Collingwood finally 0:06:49.160 --> 0:06:54.160 got an win on the board against Richmond Sydney. That's 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.000 probably the craziest loss of the round against Western Bulldogs 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:01.800 who are just in absolute form. Adelaide went down to Hawthorne, 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.920 who are just bullying teams at the moment. That's crazy. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.400 So let's jump straight into the hot topics. Yeah, and 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.520 it doesn't get much hotter at the moment than the Olympics. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:14.360 So we'll start not in footy. You weren a USA beanie. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:16.840 I gotta ask you after tub who are you following 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.640 or are you just taking both side? 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:24.040 I'm following Australians, but I might split between the two right, 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.560 So like gymnastics, I'll show he doesn't really have like 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:30.200 a gymnastics team doing that. So like USA, right, so 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.520 Mom Barle's ridiculous. I was learning a bit more about 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:35.120 her and what she's doing, and like, she is incredible 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.520 if you watch her do what she does and then 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.800 you watch the competitors do the same thing, Like on 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:43.080 the floor, she is doing stuff that just it makes 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:45.080 the other people look childish. It looks like they're not 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.080 even in the same league or it's like some amateur league. 0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:49.640 Before I'm like, it is insane. She's got out of 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:53.239 the five competition things they do so like Matt's bars 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:58.680 but beam kind of thing, all that stuff. I think, yeah, 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:04.640 Will ferrell Snoop Dogg. I think four out of the 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:09.360 five she has individual like tricks like a stunts that 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.640 you probably call it, yeah stunt she dies that are 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.440 named after her because no one else in the history 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:15.840 of gymnastics has been able to do it. That's wild. 0:08:16.040 --> 0:08:18.160 And then I think this one, if she debuts something 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:21.000 on the bars, she's essentially got one in every single 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:23.760 category named after her because no one else in like 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.520 the world has ever been able to do it in 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:26.120 a competition. 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:27.320 That's crazy. 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.520 And like, I just she is blowing my mind. I 0:08:30.520 --> 0:08:32.240 just kind of always like, yeah, she's a freak athlete. 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:34.600 She's hell good at what she does. And I found 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.560 out more of the details of kind of what she's 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:38.040 doing and I was like, oh, this is like a 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.839 once in a lifetime talent, which is pretty cool. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:42.080 Yeah, that's crazy. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.600 What are you thinking of a move that you can 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:49.000 pull out on the footy field? Calm down, they can 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:49.720 call the cocks. 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.440 Oh look he's whipped out the cooks. 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:53.600 Oh the cocks. He's got to jump on by seven 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:59.920 people this time now. Ah yeah, it's the unselfish bro 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:04.719 rib and busted head. Yeah. Oh also big fan got 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:07.600 shout out Jess Fox flag bearer for Australia one gold 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.719 the other day and credit to her. It's a lot 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.360 of pressure being in that scenario and she, you know, 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.760 had this heat where I think she was like eight, 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.439 the one to say, and then she did really well 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.080 in the last one, but because she was eight, she 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.320 was like the first one to go and she had 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:20.719 to wait for all the other competitors to go, so 0:09:20.720 --> 0:09:23.560 it was like a real nervous experience, but she won gold. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:29.040 Grawts to her absolutely amazing, great representative for Australia over 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:30.920 there at the Olympic Games, and just want to give 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:33.120 a massive shout to her. A pretty cool achievement and 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:35.080 something every Australian should be proud of. 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.480 What's the difference between a kayak and a canoe? 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.800 A kayak and a canoe. A canoe has more than 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:43.160 one person. I think it's a bit longer. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:45.720 He won gold in the canoeing. 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:48.199 I don't know. I don't think they've competed yet, but 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:51.360 I think she has' sister is competing in another kind 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:54.440 of water sport that is like kayaker canoeing, but in 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:55.200 a different type of it. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:57.240 Family. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:58.839 Also, she apparently speaks French. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:03.200 Well, there you go, learning a lot learning heaps. I 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:06.280 want to learn something else about this block that retrieves 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:07.600 the swimming cat. 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.000 Oh my gosh, this was one of my favorite moments, 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.320 probably the funniest moment, I would say, so far of 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:15.040 the Olympic Games. A man who is I don't know 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:17.000 if he's just like a on the side as a 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:21.600 spectator or what, but he essentially gets called down to 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:24.760 the pool for an emergency. Right, there's a swimming cap 0:10:24.840 --> 0:10:27.080 that has managed to come off someone's head or something 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:29.679 and float down to the bottom of the pool. And 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.440 this is a priority for some reason. I have no idea. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:35.440 I don't I can't imagine it would affect anyone's time 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:38.760 and they're swimming. But the man does what he has 0:10:38.800 --> 0:10:41.120 to do, and what he's there for is to take 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.640 his shirt off, take his pants off, go straight into 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.160 his jocks, strut around the pool, let the crowd get 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:50.640 into it, dive headfirst in, grab the cap, give it 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:52.600 a twirl, and get it out of there. It was 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.440 actually is a really lovely moment because everyone, obviously, as 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:57.600 soon as he got out of the pool was just yes, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:01.840 so yes, sir, well god absolutely legend. He had real 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:05.520 bright jocks on too. It wasn't just like black. It 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.800 wasn't just like white feels white. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:11.080 If he didn't didn't wear jocks that day, you're in trouble. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.520 I want to I think the same two questions that 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.840 every listener would have on their mind right now. One, 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:18.559 why wouldn't a swimmer just jump in and grab it? 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:19.480 How cold was the pool? 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:25.840 Third question, I just want to know what his rigs like? 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:29.720 Good righ, he's an older fellow. You're right, he's probably 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:32.920 involved in swimming in some capacity. I'm sure. I did 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:35.320 find it weird that the people that swim didn't go 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:36.760 in and get it, but maybe they want to stay 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:40.080 dry for some reason something surely like there was a 0:11:40.120 --> 0:11:42.000 lifeguard there, but the lifeguard didn't jump in to get it, 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:43.760 which I was like baffled by. I was like, Yo, 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:44.520 this is your job. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:48.480 Well, wouldn't it be embarrassing if you dived in to 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:51.160 save a swimming cap and someone drowned in the meantime? 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:54.000 That wouldn't be great, would it? 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:54.679 You? 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:58.720 Gotto the world, brother, por he knows what he's there for. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.520 One more Olympic thing before we move on. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:04.160 Yeah, because I like to bring this up every time 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:08.720 the Olympics is on. The most iconic moment, like maybe 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:15.400 probably doesn't edge Kathy Freeman's run, but it's very close. 0:12:15.440 --> 0:12:19.400 Second Eric the Eel, the Heel. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.640 I only learned about this recently and it is one 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:23.560 of the best stories ever. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:27.720 It's it's fun to go back and watch because it's 0:12:27.840 --> 0:12:32.160 very inspirational and it's very reminiscent of who's the old 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:37.839 bloke that was ice skating and Stephen Bradbury Bradbury, Yeah, Bradbury, 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:38.880 Brad's the cricketer. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.400 Yeah, ninety nine point ninety six. Everyone I know, my 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:42.880 Australian knowledge. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:47.360 Because that would have been on the citizen. But yeah, 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:49.559 what were your impressions when you did see. 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:53.920 Yeah, it was pretty cool. I don't know, like I 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.520 didn't understand Polly what was going on. And now I 0:12:56.559 --> 0:12:58.280 watched a bit of a documentary on him, and like 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.800 he was training in like a twenty meter hotel pool 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.600 around guests. That's how I trained for the Olympic Games. 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:07.000 He had never seen the Olympic sized pool until he 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:10.000 showed up at the Sydney Olympics and he's like, wow, 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.280 that's a lot bigger than I imagined, and it is 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:15.360 quite daunting whenever you go up and you see how 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.560 long the freaking pool is and all you've been doing 0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:20.080 his laps and this guy like I didn't even know. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.040 He looked like he had borrowed someone's goggles and was 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.520 like jumped in and he got there, and then on 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.079 the way back it kind of got a bit dicey. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:28.600 He kind of was like one of those things where 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.440 I was I don't know that lifeguard might be getting 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:36.040 getting his paycheck pay today, and credit to him. I 0:13:36.080 --> 0:13:38.760 want to put this out there though, because obviously, in 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:42.480 like eight years, the Olympics are coming to Brisbane. They're 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:45.000 doing that. Maybe the Gold Coasts a bit too. I'm 0:13:45.040 --> 0:13:47.920 putting a petition out there to get Eric the Eel back. 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:51.520 Give him a second go. Let him wait, like better 0:13:51.559 --> 0:13:53.360 than I think the two minutes it took him to 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:56.240 swim that. Let's give him a second go. You know. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.680 I just feel like from the Sydney Olympics to the 0:13:58.720 --> 0:14:01.040 next time the Olympics are in US Astralia, we need 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.760 to see the evolution of the eel. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:06.840 And we're one hundred percent sure that Eric the Eel 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:07.320 is alive. 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:12.040 Nope, it's very similar to the lightning strike I we 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:19.040 talked about. But Eric the Eel, we'll invite you back 0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:22.760 to Australia. If there's anyone else an equatorial New Guinea 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:26.840 I think is raised from that's a swimmer, come along. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.520 We'll invite you too. We'll give you the whole pool 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.640 to yourself again, buddy. It will have a whole crowd 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.560 for you. I guarantee you we would be able to 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:37.760 sell out tickets to watch you just dominate the pool band. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:40.040 I feel like that just gives me anxiety, Like I 0:14:40.160 --> 0:14:42.520 just get throwbacks to when I was like in the 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.680 primary school swimming races, and I knew how slow I 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.400 was going, and like in between strokes, you're looking up 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.360 and everyone's just looking at you, like why is he going? 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:51.280 What's he doing? 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:55.800 Imagine that, but on the scale that is the entire 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:59.640 planet Earth is watching it, swim this lap, doing anything 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:01.040 in that. Man, many people are watching it. 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:03.800 In so and you went out, there was three there 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:05.520 and then the other two had like a false start, 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:09.160 and they're like, oh, no, clear the pool. Clear the 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.720 pool for the guy has never seen the Olympics side 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:16.320 swimming pool. Let him have as much space as poss. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.080 If you're lining up next to Eric the Eel and 0:15:18.120 --> 0:15:20.880 you're like, ah, he's got me beat you're definitely doing 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:25.800 the false start. You're not going to get beaten by Eric. 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.040 You need to setup your game up. If he does 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:32.840 that in Brisbane, I'm sorry, false started. Learn my lesson. 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:36.200 They're like, oh, he's been training in a twenty meter pool. 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:39.720 Apparently I've never seen one. And I want to ask 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:43.320 you this, what sports? Because they keep adding sports to 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:44.960 the Olympics, all these crappy ones. 0:15:45.000 --> 0:15:46.360 Skateboarding pretty cool. 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:51.040 I don't mind skateboarding, break dancing, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.560 we're starting to get it's a pretty slippery slope. So 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:55.760 I want to add in some crap of sports. No, 0:15:56.040 --> 0:15:58.520 what sports would you add to the Olympics. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:16:02.040 Well, flag football is coming to the US Olympics, which 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:05.440 is interesting because it's a very American sport. NFL to 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:09.240 be having that as an Olympic sport unique. Yeah, I 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.320 think the oviest ones are like cricket AFL Nines, like 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:13.720 rugby is already in it. I'm trying to think of 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:17.400 like some like maybe frisbee golf. Yeah, dude, that'd be 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:19.240 six man. Have you seen some of the throws that 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.520 do that'd be insane? Yeah. I think that's like a 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.560 very skilled thing that's unique and different. That would be 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:24.200 kind of cool to it. 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:25.440 But it's a few of those golfs. 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:32.320 The soccer golf, yes, oh yeah, soccer for soccer volleyball dude, yes. 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:33.920 These guys are like doing like Coppa ware or whatever 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:35.920 it is, kicking the ball over That is insane. Man, 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:37.960 that's like straight up Brazil's winning that every year. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:40.720 Yeah, we need to pick a sport where we can 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:42.360 compete and it can't be drinking. 0:16:43.520 --> 0:16:46.840 Actually, that's a way, beer pong, that's way better sport. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.440 I'll just do that. Yeah, can you imagine? I reckon 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:53.720 that would be the most followed Olympic event in the 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:56.040 history of the Olympics. If you said, you know what 0:16:56.400 --> 0:17:01.160 we're doing, what's called the beer Olympics. Do that alongside? 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:02.840 Why doesn't barstool figure this out? 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:05.280 Isn't it like the Ocho Games? What's that? 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.600 Yeah? I don't know. We should be doing that. Like 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:09.679 during COVID everyone did like the family games of like 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:12.000 blowing like through a straw and trying to get something 0:17:12.000 --> 0:17:15.199 to the other side, and the quickest marble races and 0:17:15.200 --> 0:17:15.640 everything else. 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.160 Like Olympics up in Nimburn. 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:21.320 I'm sure that was a Yeah, no drug testing up there. 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.320 You know you're got to run away with two buckets 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:28.440 of product and and you got to run away from 0:17:28.440 --> 0:17:30.639 like the police that are chasing you and stuff. They 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:34.200 like this is the little thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, check 0:17:34.200 --> 0:17:36.400 it out. That's probably similar. But we went I'm thinking 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:38.000 like pickleball or something, just. 0:17:38.800 --> 0:17:40.160 Like I'm kidding, pile. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:42.240 I'll give you that anyway. 0:17:42.280 --> 0:17:45.399 Not hate me in the comments, like don't do that. 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:47.879 You can't say a fl In Australia, everyone gets all 0:17:47.960 --> 0:17:50.080 shitty that you try to share their sport. How dare 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:54.000 they jump into this one because everyone's talking about it, 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:57.760 the dead sea gull that dropped from the sky in 0:17:58.119 --> 0:18:02.160 bomb in the Collingwood Rich game. Where were you when 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:05.960 the when the seagull dropped from the sky and what 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:07.960 are your your conspiracies on it? 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:12.280 I legit, legit did not see it during the game. 0:18:12.760 --> 0:18:15.800 Always saw it wheneber utilally showed me. And this thing 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:18.760 was wild, like it wasn't like a floated down. It 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:22.080 was head first coming for the turf man like I 0:18:22.080 --> 0:18:24.440 don't know what it hit or what happened. I reckon 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.680 it was assassination to him. I'm just starting out there. 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:29.080 They missed and it clipped a wing and that thing 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:32.720 went straight south. But no, I was it was absurd. 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:34.159 And then the bird just kind of like got up. 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:37.639 It was like that concussion protocols, no such thing. Let's go, 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:39.639 let's move on, just kind of floats off and does 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:42.760 himself just flies around the mcg gat knowing the shit 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:43.280 other people. 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:46.679