WEBVTT - The World's Best New Years Resolution List

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I've noticed about Warrywood.

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<v Speaker 2>You say worry would funny?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, you know what I realized I said funny the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, warry would you say worry? Would worry? Would? That's better?

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<v Speaker 2>Like worry? What everyone here is worrying? We're worried. We're

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<v Speaker 2>worried about the future, worried about the cost of living.

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<v Speaker 1>You have quite loud cicadas cigarda, yeah, fucking aggressive. Like

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<v Speaker 1>what's the size of a cicada around here? I saw

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<v Speaker 1>a guy walking a dog and I was like, is.

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<v Speaker 2>That a dog? They're abnormally big. I've got a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of its funny. I've got a bunch of shells.

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<v Speaker 3>Oscar collected a bunch of shells with my parents when

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<v Speaker 3>they were here, and I put them in a container

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<v Speaker 3>because I didn't want them around the house because they

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<v Speaker 3>attracted something else.

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<v Speaker 2>And I put him outside in the container and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Forgot, and every now and then I see a bird

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<v Speaker 3>hit the container.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I'm like, I like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads. My name happens to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Mattie Jay and I'm Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a podcast that is all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the good, the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>And now look, if you've come wanting any type of advice,

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<v Speaker 1>this is not, and I repeat, not the podcast for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We are two men who have little to no idea

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<v Speaker 1>about anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Like parenting the way you went about editing. But if

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<v Speaker 2>you like to giggle, we will do We can help

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<v Speaker 2>you do that. It's I'm sweating already. Yeah, why, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just worried with baby swamp the swamp. This is lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm comfortable. I'm like, I'm just a human generator. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you run hot? Normally? I run hot? Baby? Okay? Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what will cool you down?

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<v Speaker 3>I was smooth just like this. Cheers, cheers, And if

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<v Speaker 3>you've heard that, cheers.

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<v Speaker 2>It is a cheese of a stone and wood pacific ale.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it tastes like.

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<v Speaker 1>Beer reminds me of something ash I can't quite.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I going to beat you to it? No? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that could be a bit of Byron read each other's bone.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I like a holiday to BARRONA Yes, very refreshing.

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<v Speaker 3>The town, not the name, both the beer and the

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<v Speaker 3>town very refreshing. So we are drinking a pacific ale,

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<v Speaker 3>which comes from stone and wood.

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<v Speaker 2>Our partners and it's inspired by the Pacific Ocean. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I've always wondered when when I drink this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it's got quite a nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Little fruity kick to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a taste that is synonymous that's the right word.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably not, but I'll go with it with a Pacific ale.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've always wanted to Ash, how do they get

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<v Speaker 1>that the fruit flavors in there?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's all Australian bali and of course galaxy hops

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<v Speaker 3>from Tasmania giving it.

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<v Speaker 2>So what kind of hotsical galaxy?

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping it was going to be like they

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<v Speaker 1>actually saw that from the Milky Way.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to solar system.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it gets to tropical fruit aromas and flavors

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<v Speaker 3>and white is so refreshing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the ash, that makes a lot of sense to

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<v Speaker 1>why they call it fire and bay in a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>If you want to pick up your refreshing Pacific owl,

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<v Speaker 3>get it from your local bottle shop, pub or bar. Again,

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<v Speaker 3>cheers my friend, and thank you Stone and Wood for

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<v Speaker 3>being such good friends of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Ash, before we get into the episode, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a very important announcement to make.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, Yes, we do. We had a.

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<v Speaker 1>Competition for a year's worth of stone and wood.

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<v Speaker 2>One lucky punter out there. Do you want to do

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<v Speaker 2>the honors? You do the honors? All right, Well, so

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<v Speaker 2>the winner drum roll please, Matte Love have you drawned

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<v Speaker 2>this out? Here we go? The winner is Taylor Hosmond.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done. We'll be in touch to organize said twelve

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<v Speaker 2>case Sally.

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<v Speaker 1>We will not be delivering that ourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>That will come via freak Matthew. The other day, I

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<v Speaker 2>was going for a leisurely run. We like to run

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast, but can I just I can't talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say you were doing an amazing

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<v Speaker 1>job so far. Thank you with your running ten k

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<v Speaker 1>every day. I had a rest day yesterday because you deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm in my thirties. I know where to take your

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<v Speaker 2>rest day, and it's the day that I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to run.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for the people listening right now. How many k's

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<v Speaker 1>have you done this month?

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred and fifty five five more to go today.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing just to get through. Yes, look, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't want turn this into a running podcast, so we'll

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<v Speaker 3>forget about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was running.

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<v Speaker 3>I was running along the main road here, Pittwater Road,

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<v Speaker 3>terrible potholes everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I was running. Was six thirty in the morning, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>six dish. Great time to run.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's a homeless guy who lives in the not

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<v Speaker 3>in the bus shelter, like the car park or the

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<v Speaker 3>bus stop. Okay, see running up to this running, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>running past this homeless person where they usually are.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you normally give them a nod? Do you say? No? No?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I never really seen them other than in their little

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<v Speaker 3>north Anyway, he spotted me running.

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<v Speaker 2>He's come after me.

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<v Speaker 3>He's pointed at me, and he's come after me profanities.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, thankfully across the road from a main

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<v Speaker 3>road and there's trady traffic coming past. He's in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of the road like yelling profanities.

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<v Speaker 2>At me, like fucking there's some fucking that. I just

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<v Speaker 2>gave him the finger and kept running and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's such a weird interaction to have with someone. I

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<v Speaker 2>carried on my merry way with the run and I got.

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<v Speaker 3>Home and I was like, hmm, seems strange. So I

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<v Speaker 3>text our friend at the cafe and I said, can

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<v Speaker 3>you send me a current photo of mister Freese? It

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<v Speaker 3>was mister Free.

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<v Speaker 1>You come face to face with the man himself. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think he's been listening and he thought this, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the guy that's dragging my name through the mud.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I done himself any favors has he No?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, it would be so good if this was.

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<v Speaker 2>And it turns out the last update we had they

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<v Speaker 2>were selling the house. That was last year, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>been they had the open house. He also got taser

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<v Speaker 2>locked up for trying to shoot the police with the bell.

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<v Speaker 1>Now right, so now he's obviously he's homeless, which let's

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<v Speaker 1>hope for his sake that he turns us around.

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<v Speaker 2>This is fucking Did he have a samurai.

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<v Speaker 3>S No, they've obviously taken his weapons from him. Doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>have the luxuries.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a lovely willly strolley and a lovely deck chair.

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<v Speaker 1>You're quite lucky you could have been. Imagine if you

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<v Speaker 1>were on the side of mister.

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<v Speaker 3>Free, I would outrun that motherfucker. No, but he would

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<v Speaker 3>have that meth strength and that myth speed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can't. They don't stop at anything. I think

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<v Speaker 1>not even a lion could take them down. It would

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<v Speaker 1>take like three lines. You're strong, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they're onto something.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean maybe we need to take the

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<v Speaker 3>rest of society needs to take more math. We'd all

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<v Speaker 3>be really strong from incoherent though from next week? Any

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<v Speaker 3>friends of the show anyway? So yeah, I'll keep your posters.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I might go change your route. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think I ran back past her the other day and

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<v Speaker 2>he wasn't looking and I snuck past.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not going to let this interfere with your

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<v Speaker 1>running route? Nah, dude, don't don't get attacked.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all right. It'll be a great story if I do, so,

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<v Speaker 2>it will be get attacked. I'm on it.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, Matthew, last week we spoke a lot about Chris,

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<v Speaker 3>but we didn't really speak about New Years. Yes, so,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I haven't really asked you about your New

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<v Speaker 3>Year's You definitely haven't asked me about mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I know. It was like maybe in passing. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be pretty honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>We didn't do a whole lot. We had a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of friends around at our place. They all had kids.

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<v Speaker 2>We hosted another event after Christmas. We went the.

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<v Speaker 1>Double the double whammy. We did Christmas. We did, but

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<v Speaker 1>we only had. It was two other families. They each

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<v Speaker 1>had two kids. My mum was also still with us,

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<v Speaker 1>as in living with us. She wasn't you know not

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<v Speaker 1>in reference to her being dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she is still alive. She's kicking.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very chilled, very chilled. We saw the nine

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock fireworks.

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<v Speaker 2>With the kids. Nine o'clock. The kids were up till. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a solution for that. And that's why I

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<v Speaker 3>bring this up because I was similar. We had a

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<v Speaker 3>really chill one with some friends. I was sober, believe

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<v Speaker 3>it or not. I just need a little break. I

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<v Speaker 3>thought that was a good I thought I would drink

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<v Speaker 3>and feel proud of myself next morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you feel proud? No? Anyway. So I've got a

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<v Speaker 2>solution for a good hack. So we had the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>We left our friend's place at like a seven thirty

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<v Speaker 3>with the promise of them being able to see some

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<v Speaker 3>fireworks on the TV show.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, what do you do when the fireworks are at

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<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock but you want kids to bet at an

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate time? I don't know. Well, you go to YouTube,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, and you search twenty twenty two Sydney fireworks and

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<v Speaker 3>you watch.

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<v Speaker 2>The eleven minute version of that and send them off

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<v Speaker 2>to bed. I've heard about this, I have had I've

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<v Speaker 2>not done.

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<v Speaker 1>We should have done it, because once they get past

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<v Speaker 1>like quarter to nine, they then get this weird second

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<v Speaker 1>win and they just they go loopy, overtired. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>did they straight to sleep? We're all in bit a

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<v Speaker 1>date thirty and did they realize no idea? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>good news is we're going to get to rewatch it tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>And we did and did they like it? I was

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<v Speaker 3>just like me at the end. I don't mind, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was just happy to not have them up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things that it's good on paper,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's nice to go.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all up at nine o'clock and we watched

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<v Speaker 1>the fireworks together. But it's just it's not the saying

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<v Speaker 1>goes the juices are worth the squeeze.

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<v Speaker 2>Very true. Ash.

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<v Speaker 3>What we used to do as kids at my grandmother's

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<v Speaker 3>house for New Years is we used to walk up

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<v Speaker 3>and down the street hitting pots and pants. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what the significance of that was, but I do

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<v Speaker 3>remember doing it and was like, that's what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what people do, literally pots and pans, And I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it everyone on the street would do it or

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<v Speaker 2>just the kids? It just seems to be asked. Another

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<v Speaker 2>weird thing from our childhood.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard of that tradition. Well, it's just Christmas trees, absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Not pots and pants. We're all for it. But also

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<v Speaker 2>when New.

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<v Speaker 3>Years comes through as solutions, and this is another quick

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<v Speaker 3>thing I just want to go through because this is

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<v Speaker 3>meant to be a parenting podcast, but I often find

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<v Speaker 3>myself writing notes when I am incoherent in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the night and forgetting and then finding them again.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've found some new resolutions that I've wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>take on before.

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<v Speaker 2>New Year's actually happened.

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<v Speaker 3>It must have been a week or two before New

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<v Speaker 3>Year's I'm not sure when it was. But it's nothing groundbreaking.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not a groundbreaking man.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you're selling yourself short here. Maybe one of

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<v Speaker 2>people ask me, what's ash like.

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<v Speaker 1>The one word that always phrase that always comes to

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<v Speaker 1>mind is.

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<v Speaker 2>Jerk, groundbreaking, doubt.

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<v Speaker 3>These these are just things that I just want to

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<v Speaker 3>do better this year. First one, wash my hands more

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<v Speaker 3>often than not.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it is about. I think once

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<v Speaker 1>you get to your mid thirties, washing your hands is just.

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<v Speaker 2>A bit more of a non priority. Yeah, but it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why did I have to say more often than not,

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<v Speaker 2>just wash your hands more.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro Well, maybe the ratio right now is favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted washing. Yeah, okay, tighten up the ratios.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously, if you're going to do dinner, you wash your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>What about if you're doing a piss do you wash

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<v Speaker 1>your hands out?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I do it enough. I'm not perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a very hygienic guy. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not perfect. I'm sweating over here. New Year's resolution

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<v Speaker 3>number two. I've got fully wipe my butt every time,

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<v Speaker 3>but dash all year?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a certain period a certain period of year?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. You're like, March, March of mine. I need

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<v Speaker 2>a break, I'll document it.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask actually on that because you have I

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<v Speaker 1>think you sent me a message I can't remember. I

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<v Speaker 1>did see you and you're like, do people really wipe

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<v Speaker 1>their ass clean?

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<v Speaker 2>Every time? Do they? Yeah? Okay, I just on you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not admitting that.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean sometimes you do get to the fifth wipe

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<v Speaker 1>and it's not the brownness isn't getting any like lighter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a consistent and you're like, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where this poo's coming from. Is it just.

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<v Speaker 2>Seeping out of me? Like one of those Plato's squish.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes you get to like the fifth, sixth wipe,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, I don't have time for this. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got places to be, people to see.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do? Then you just just get just

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<v Speaker 2>be itchy for the rest of the day and you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'll have a shower when I come home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on board. I'm with you on that one. I

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<v Speaker 2>do well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, can I ask the question on average how

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<v Speaker 1>often would you wipe to be clean?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know? On the spot, I'd like to say

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<v Speaker 2>I try every time, but I don't know. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>fully know anyway. Next one, let's move on from that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Chat more in elevators. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd have no idea, no need for this is such

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<v Speaker 3>a millennial one. Answer my phone when it rings?

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<v Speaker 1>You you hate a phone call?

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<v Speaker 2>And this is it gets a little bit weird.

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<v Speaker 3>Here gets eat from the earth and then he brackets

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<v Speaker 3>has got not plants?

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<v Speaker 2>What what do you no idea? Just next one? What

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to bark or all?

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<v Speaker 3>This one is just empathy and then he brackets says

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<v Speaker 3>pretend and last one it just says gene shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, great, well we've we've ticked that one off. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>tick that one off. You do like a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>empathy at time.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I think they're all very worthwhile goals for the year.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you've done a great list, particularly the ass

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<v Speaker 1>wiping one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a complete waste of time,

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<v Speaker 2>that that list. And I was like, we'll just share

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<v Speaker 2>with Matt, see what do you think. When did you

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<v Speaker 2>write that that? I don't know. I've just got when

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<v Speaker 2>it's edited last and that was when I found it. Great.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got nothing, actually, I could my only kind of

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<v Speaker 1>resolution so far. I am an horrendous swimmer. I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>terrible swimmer. I've never never swum. Always always struggled. And

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment we're doing a bit of a competition

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<v Speaker 1>seven hundred and fifty meters and for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>ever I did seven hundred and fifty meters without like

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<v Speaker 1>stopping and dying.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a lot. I can't do it. It's so boring,

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<v Speaker 2>so boring, so wet, it's and I started getting water

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<v Speaker 2>in my ear. Oh. Did it come out.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's come good today. Yesterday we were together and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just had this like not in that way, but yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Left ear I was like in this bubble and it

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<v Speaker 1>happens every time, like so that was my goal to

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<v Speaker 1>do a bit more swimming.

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<v Speaker 2>So you can have to be one of those old dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>That blue tax there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's I'm literally like, I'm getting like the ear wax mold.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's what that's all I've got.

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<v Speaker 3>You know you get when you got ear wax mold

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<v Speaker 3>that rhymed. Go ahead, you know you're getting old when

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<v Speaker 3>you get an ear wax mole.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, anyway, how are you? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you think I am? You look good as

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<v Speaker 1>this will come as no major surprise to you, Ash,

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<v Speaker 1>but we have some sick individuals in.

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<v Speaker 2>Our household, ends, does it.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's been this is going on two weeks now that

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<v Speaker 1>she's been onwell, and I was giving her a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of sympathy to begin with, but then by the second week,

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<v Speaker 1>get over it, Like, come on, surely, by now you're

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<v Speaker 1>starting to.

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<v Speaker 2>Feel a little bit better. Milk in this one, surely.

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<v Speaker 1>And she does get a little bit of bad asthma

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<v Speaker 1>at times. The first week was a flu, not COVID,

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty sure it was COVID though. Second week just this cough. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>this cough just wasn't going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get an example of.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a cat, That's that's what it sounds like, NonStop.

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<v Speaker 1>And look she's unwell, but I'm like, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>watch TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst that it got, the worst that it got

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<v Speaker 1>ash was an asthma attack. That shit resulted in Laura vomiting.

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<v Speaker 2>She coughed so hard that it refluxed.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, and it was We had pizza with solami

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<v Speaker 1>and capsicum very It was lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really good. How long after that was it

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<v Speaker 2>re edible? Only like once or twice?

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<v Speaker 1>I think in like the nine years that we've been together,

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<v Speaker 1>have I ever had to like be in the same

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<v Speaker 1>room as Laura vomiting? And it's quite What do you

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<v Speaker 1>do in that situation? Like you you're very helpless. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't offer much.

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<v Speaker 2>Powder on the back stage, Okay, don't that's it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a glass of water. You better just getting

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<v Speaker 2>the hell out of there or going.

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<v Speaker 1>I hung around. I was in the bathroom with her.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened was she was coughing in the sink, and

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<v Speaker 1>then in the sink a plug.

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<v Speaker 2>Is like, yeah, the metal thing, Yeah, it's like down.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a circle, and then a circle, then a

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<v Speaker 1>circle says a little like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't screw that? Can you show you? I've gone upstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it. We'll do it a little demonstrated because.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a there's a tiny little lip where the water

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<v Speaker 1>comes through, but that I got blocked up with the

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<v Speaker 1>caps and the salami and like the pizza dough. And

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<v Speaker 1>so Laura was then vomiting in the toilet behind me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I always trying to then clean up all the

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<v Speaker 1>vomit from the sink. And I was like, this is lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>This is marriage, mane, this is this sickness and hell

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<v Speaker 2>married live.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wish I wish you could do more when

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<v Speaker 1>someone's vomiting.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I wish I could do less and away

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<v Speaker 2>from where it's ating. Empathy, pretend, pretend, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>wish I could do more.

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<v Speaker 1>Ve that in there.

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<v Speaker 2>But how she now, how's she going now? Mate?

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<v Speaker 1>She ended up and she is she is okay, She's

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<v Speaker 1>on the end. She ended up going in the hospital

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<v Speaker 1>just because she.

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<v Speaker 2>Was very out of breath.

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<v Speaker 1>They think she has mild pneumonia.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get that from just lack of movement? Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I always associated with being really cold, like cold assignment.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was like if you're hiking in there, but.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of like old people. Yes, in tropical areas

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<v Speaker 2>as well. I feel like pneumonia.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if you're over seventy and you're living

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<v Speaker 1>in Queensland, pneumonia's going to get young.

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<v Speaker 2>Be w. Yeah, the warning to all of you out there,

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<v Speaker 2>be on to all of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, Like you hear a lot of times where like

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<v Speaker 3>someone breaks their leg ends up in hospital, does at

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<v Speaker 3>pnemonia and.

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<v Speaker 1>The like where's the pnemonia come from? Pneumonia is just that

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<v Speaker 1>it's lurking.

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<v Speaker 2>It's lurking, following you around like a shadow for your

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<v Speaker 2>whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure it's in here somewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Pneumonia. Yes, I can smell you. I have managed to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's contagious, bro, it is that okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So here's my question for you though, ash Okay, when

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<v Speaker 1>your partner is sick, is it okay to sleep in

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<v Speaker 1>a separate room slash bed?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, great, because I've moved out. You've moved out.

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<v Speaker 2>I've moved the summer house. I moved to the poolhouse.

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<v Speaker 1>I moved downstairs in the cellar. We have a little

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<v Speaker 1>like sofa, a little room downstairs. Oh yes, yes, another one,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've made that into a bed batchpas.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Boy. And the first night was hard. So should

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<v Speaker 2>we change your postal address? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, twenty yeah, I give it away just a at the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a bit tough. At first.

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<v Speaker 1>Night one felt very you know, felt strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Because how good is rest? Though?

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<v Speaker 1>So I woke up after night one and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is pretty nice.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had like a divorce papers in the mouth to

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<v Speaker 3>my neighbor who is Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had a full seven and a half hours uninterrupted.

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<v Speaker 2>Is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>So night too, I was like, hey, well I better

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<v Speaker 1>stay downstairs just because you still got the cough.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to getting away.

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<v Speaker 1>And so night three, I'm like this is now, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got like my clothes downstairs and downstairs through.

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<v Speaker 2>You're just carrying the TV.

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<v Speaker 3>In your one bedroom U the front and it's like

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<v Speaker 3>you only get your kids once a fortnight and go

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<v Speaker 3>one of those sad little single dad beds for them

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<v Speaker 3>in the corner where they share it.

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<v Speaker 1>And Laura's like, I think I'm getting well enough for

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<v Speaker 1>you to come back into the bed, and yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I better have a few more nights just in case.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's been real nice, it's been lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura has other husband's out there going see I told you,

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<v Speaker 2>I told you it was fine. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>catch the MOONI bro.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you're going to sublet your room out your

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<v Speaker 3>house out downstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great. Well, so Cloud's on them end.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, we need to have a bit of a housewarming

0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:05.240
<v Speaker 3>for you and your batchpad before she completely on the man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking Sunday Sunday because the Sunday's Laura's got the

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<v Speaker 1>kids on Sundays.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 1>The other thing that's happened, just quickly ash to make

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<v Speaker 1>things more difficult than what they already are. Parenting kids

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<v Speaker 1>is hard enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I always say it sucks. You know what makes me

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<v Speaker 2>even harder? I mean, I love it. There he is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what makes parenting even harder?

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a single dat mosquitoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, yep, do they like you, not kids. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>talking about mosquitoes. Do the mosquitoes like you in particular?

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<v Speaker 2>Not me? I'm fine. I take it as the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>compliment ever. Yeah, it's a mosquito.

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<v Speaker 1>How much do you have that as like you were

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<v Speaker 1>that with pride?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like an It's like you can't fucking touch me.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't like my blood. Yeah, not sweet enough. I

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<v Speaker 2>must taste like ship, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm happy mosquitoes alarm drunk that.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff definitely better not drive or fly.

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<v Speaker 1>So you call Warrywood worry would worry Wood because I'm worrying.

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<v Speaker 1>You could worry with the swamp. But actually, Bondai after

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<v Speaker 1>this rain.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>Just so that the Bondi City Council doesn't hear you,

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<v Speaker 3>you're not allowed to refer to bond as a swamp

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<v Speaker 3>because the rich will come after you.

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<v Speaker 1>Well at the moment, just heaps. There is nothing but mosquitoes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's about time that you guys got something that wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>just quite so savor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like three houses down from a sewage plant.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a nice way to talk about Carson's house anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just show you a little bit shit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, my god, she's been she's been ganted away from me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang, oh my god, look at her arms. Do leaven

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<v Speaker 2>the doors open? Man, Oh my god, that's a bed bug. No,

0:24:07.080 --> 0:24:11.600
<v Speaker 2>it's not the mosquito. Mosquito, it would be so good

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<v Speaker 2>that you got bed bugs, not for me.

0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:16.960
<v Speaker 1>So she no one else in the house is getting bitten.

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<v Speaker 1>And then all of a sudden, Lola wakes up and

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<v Speaker 1>she's got like thirty mosquitoes.

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<v Speaker 2>She the only one. Marley a little bit, but Low

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<v Speaker 2>they're still in the same room.

0:24:24.359 --> 0:24:26.000
<v Speaker 1>They're in the same room. She just gets rid and

0:24:26.000 --> 0:24:26.520
<v Speaker 1>they all turn.

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<v Speaker 2>Into wells right, so, and like they don't like Marley

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<v Speaker 2>not so much.

0:24:30.720 --> 0:24:33.240
<v Speaker 1>And Marley's they're like, I've got one as well somewhere that.

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Wants to be part of the team.

0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:38.399
<v Speaker 1>She wants to was something wrong with it. La was

0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 1>getting all the attention, and so at the moment, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, she thought about pneumonia. Well, what's the disease you

0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:47.720
<v Speaker 2>get from mosquitoes. There's a couple. We'll go through them.

0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Ross River fever, Ross River fever, one of them.

0:24:50.840 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 1>The last thing we need at the moment. We've got

0:24:52.680 --> 0:24:55.160
<v Speaker 1>pneumonia soon to have Ross River fever.

0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:59.840
<v Speaker 2>What else is the other one you get when you're overseas.

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<v Speaker 3>Malaria malaria, Yeah, not glaringly obvious, that one.

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Not to be forgotten one of them. Yeah.

0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:11.720
<v Speaker 1>So then so obviously we're just given about the dummy

0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:13.480
<v Speaker 1>full time pretty much now, because every time you go

0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:17.800
<v Speaker 1>to bed, oh my god, I have the dummy.

0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:19.960
<v Speaker 2>So what's the solution do you think?

0:25:20.000 --> 0:25:24.119
<v Speaker 1>Though, Well, I don't know. Well, I've had a look online.

0:25:24.280 --> 0:25:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at mosquito killers at the moment, everything from

0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:31.600
<v Speaker 1>like the sticky pads right up until like you have

0:25:31.640 --> 0:25:34.000
<v Speaker 1>these like zappers to these ones that are like this

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<v Speaker 1>UV light that like slowly.

0:25:35.840 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Kill them all slowly is better? Yeah?

0:25:38.040 --> 0:25:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to bet so hey if you got any

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<v Speaker 1>advice for how to get rid of mosquitoes. Even got

0:25:44.520 --> 0:25:47.159
<v Speaker 1>the little wristbands that have like a little bit for balance.

0:25:50.480 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 1>So I'm trying everything at the moment, out of ideas,

0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:53.520
<v Speaker 1>out of ideas.

0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:57.359
<v Speaker 2>The massies don't like me. They're like April, that's about

0:25:57.400 --> 0:25:59.680
<v Speaker 2>it in this house. So there's always one. There's only

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:02.240
<v Speaker 2>one Acrifi has April survived in the swamp.

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<v Speaker 3>We just keep on doors shut. That's why I'm sweating

0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:11.399
<v Speaker 3>front doors open, screen door isn't. Look she does get bitten,

0:26:11.680 --> 0:26:12.880
<v Speaker 3>but not to that extent.

0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Let's put this way, if Lola was a fully.

0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:18.320
<v Speaker 3>Grown woman, wouldn't look so bad because their body would

0:26:18.359 --> 0:26:19.600
<v Speaker 3>have spread them out.

0:26:20.000 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay my logic there. Yeah, no, I got it very good.

0:26:24.520 --> 0:26:29.000
<v Speaker 2>But grow up Lola, it'd be fine. Look they're not great.

0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:31.240
<v Speaker 3>I mean yeah, you definite don't want to get roster

0:26:31.240 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 3>of a fever. Automati who had that once never recovered properly.

0:26:36.160 --> 0:26:41.119
<v Speaker 2>He's like if anything flying comes near, he's like, you know,

0:26:41.440 --> 0:26:43.119
<v Speaker 2>said pneumonia. I don't want to talk about it. They

0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:48.400
<v Speaker 2>all died heavy. How do you nan recovered? How Man

0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:52.240
<v Speaker 2>had it? Yeah, she's always got pneumonia. Spoon Man not

0:26:52.280 --> 0:26:57.679
<v Speaker 2>so much. Rest in Peace RP should do meltdowns, we

0:26:57.720 --> 0:27:01.040
<v Speaker 2>should do a new segment. This intro one of the

0:27:01.080 --> 0:27:03.480
<v Speaker 2>worst that we've ever said. I but the worst it is,

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.879
<v Speaker 2>the better it is. I think I can agree with that.

0:27:05.920 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if people listening can agree with because

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:08.879
<v Speaker 3>they probably got to turn this bit off for us.

0:27:09.960 --> 0:27:12.639
<v Speaker 2>If you're listening right now, turn it down just a spititch.

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:37.920
<v Speaker 3>So if you're not familiar with this segment, it's where

0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:41.480
<v Speaker 3>we have people writing and tell us about their kids

0:27:41.680 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 3>or a child they might know most ridiculous meltdown over

0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:50.320
<v Speaker 3>what it's very entertaining.

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:53.280
<v Speaker 1>But also if anyone is not a parent, because there

0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:55.080
<v Speaker 1>are a few people who don't have kids and they're listening.

0:27:55.640 --> 0:28:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Having kids is just it's NonStop troubleshooting of meltdown. It's

0:28:00.920 --> 0:28:02.000
<v Speaker 1>just doesn't matter.

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.639
<v Speaker 3>I've often said that it's like having an incoherent drunk

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:05.760
<v Speaker 3>person owning one.

0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's exactly what it is.

0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:10.520
<v Speaker 1>Things are good, It's only gonna last for maximum five

0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:12.160
<v Speaker 1>minutes before you have a meltdown.

0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, And then that's like you have a meltdown

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 2>with a drunk person. You know what the fuck? Oh

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:19.520
<v Speaker 2>you know?

0:28:19.600 --> 0:28:22.400
<v Speaker 3>I love you, man, I, I love you so much.

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:26.520
<v Speaker 3>That's exactly what its parenting. It's they should put that

0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:29.359
<v Speaker 3>in the d chair. It's like parenting defined. I'll start

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:31.960
<v Speaker 3>with just one that happened to me, not my kids,

0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:35.359
<v Speaker 3>but I witnessed it firsthand, which I love that the most.

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:39.520
<v Speaker 1>It's enjoyable when you're childless is even better.

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:41.440
<v Speaker 2>And you know when it's a good one when other

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:43.800
<v Speaker 2>parents around are like, do you know what's wrong? Do

0:28:43.840 --> 0:28:48.120
<v Speaker 2>you know what happened? Oh? Fuck? So I was at

0:28:48.160 --> 0:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>the beach the other day and I just get out

0:28:50.920 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 2>of the car and then all of a sudden, I

0:28:53.080 --> 0:29:00.680
<v Speaker 2>hear the wind up behavior this kid just screaming like

0:29:00.960 --> 0:29:01.440
<v Speaker 2>top of.

0:29:01.440 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 3>Their lungs, Like, oh, I thought maybe they'd fallen over

0:29:05.160 --> 0:29:10.080
<v Speaker 3>or something serious had happened. And then April was happened

0:29:10.080 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 3>to be where like she'd been out of the car

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:13.240
<v Speaker 3>seen it.

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:15.479
<v Speaker 2>What was happening. I hadn't seen it. I just heard it.

0:29:16.120 --> 0:29:18.280
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm walking back behind the car and I

0:29:18.320 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, like what happened?

0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:23.200
<v Speaker 3>And she was like the kid had an absolute, still

0:29:23.200 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 3>melting down cry for twenty minutes, right twenty minutes because

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:33.760
<v Speaker 3>it was getting dressed. How da, how dare you dress

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<v Speaker 3>me down at the beach to go into the water.

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:37.680
<v Speaker 2>But then we've walked to our.

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:40.360
<v Speaker 3>Spot of the beach, you can still hear it. Then

0:29:40.400 --> 0:29:44.239
<v Speaker 3>I hear it coming down the beach, still screaming, and

0:29:44.280 --> 0:29:46.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what the fuck? And the lady next to

0:29:46.200 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 3>us was like, do you guys know what happened? And

0:29:48.560 --> 0:29:51.200
<v Speaker 3>I was like, yeah, they just the kid just got dressed.

0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Didn't like it.

0:29:52.040 --> 0:29:55.240
<v Speaker 1>There is that little split moment from when you've put

0:29:55.240 --> 0:29:57.080
<v Speaker 1>a shirt over the toddler's head.

0:29:57.000 --> 0:29:59.880
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, oh, that's a freak at.

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:01.239
<v Speaker 1>And then as soon as you're probably in the hole,

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 1>they're like, oh, thank god.

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:06.160
<v Speaker 3>I always said to ask you when that happens. Nearly

0:30:06.160 --> 0:30:12.920
<v Speaker 3>lost today. But they kept going, kept screaming, and then

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:15.720
<v Speaker 3>the parents thought, you know, it's a good idea, let's

0:30:15.720 --> 0:30:18.520
<v Speaker 3>get him into the water. But also it was a

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 3>northerly swell, so all the water comes from deep water.

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:24.120
<v Speaker 3>It's really cold compared to what it should be in summer,

0:30:24.440 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 3>and they a little tip. The kid just went off

0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 3>just continuous. They had to pack up and go home.

0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:36.080
<v Speaker 2>D's it's pretty lovely night. The thing is that the

0:30:36.160 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 2>parents would have been like, let's get down to the

0:30:37.840 --> 0:30:40.280
<v Speaker 2>beach for the kid. Yeah, I'm doing this, We're doing

0:30:40.320 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 2>this for the kid, and ended up having to go.

0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>There is nothing more disheartening than when you were doing

0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>something with the intention nothing else but to try and

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 1>make your child happy, like go into like a kid's

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:57.320
<v Speaker 1>playground or something like that, and if they don't enjoy it,

0:30:57.360 --> 0:30:59.560
<v Speaker 1>obviously a meltdown's fine. But if you can't spin that

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.600
<v Speaker 1>round and like get them to turn the corner, and

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:05.360
<v Speaker 1>then you come back home and it's just you accept defeat.

0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, it is disheartening. I hate that, like I did this,

0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I do this for you. Yeah, I don't do it

0:31:13.720 --> 0:31:16.680
<v Speaker 2>for me. I don't know the lines. I know. I

0:31:16.720 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 2>don't want to go to zoo and my legs immediately

0:31:19.280 --> 0:31:20.640
<v Speaker 2>hurt as soon as I walk in there.

0:31:21.200 --> 0:31:23.120
<v Speaker 3>It's like, why am I legs so sore? Like I've

0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:24.680
<v Speaker 3>been running a marathon today.

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:26.440
<v Speaker 2>I got one here for you.

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 1>This one is from Casey and she's written in and

0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 1>she said my toddler had a tantrum because I didn't

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:35.840
<v Speaker 1>get the receipt after buying three things from Willie's.

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 3>Just worried about you going to shops afterwards, warranted like

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 3>why what is it to you?

0:31:49.680 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Another one?

0:31:50.360 --> 0:31:52.040
<v Speaker 3>I'll just give you one that I've got really quick.

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:54.239
<v Speaker 3>That's actually from a family member of mine. So it's

0:31:54.280 --> 0:31:57.160
<v Speaker 3>from a cousin and they've got two kids. They've got

0:31:57.240 --> 0:32:00.480
<v Speaker 3>one who's like I think she's like three four or

0:32:00.520 --> 0:32:01.320
<v Speaker 3>something like that.

0:32:01.720 --> 0:32:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Apparently she has a meltdown because they won't let her

0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:09.320
<v Speaker 2>drive the car every time.

0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:12.000
<v Speaker 3>Apparently that's about as annoying as a guest ah. She's

0:32:12.080 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 3>trying to get somewhere it's like you put him in the.

0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:16.680
<v Speaker 2>Seat drive maybe fucking do it.

0:32:16.760 --> 0:32:18.760
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Mayson has an obsession with the car that if

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:20.240
<v Speaker 3>we get her out of the car without it letting

0:32:20.240 --> 0:32:22.600
<v Speaker 3>it have a play in the car melt down.

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:26.600
<v Speaker 2>Stop that habit right now, I do. Someone else doesn't.

0:32:26.920 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Not naming names.

0:32:28.040 --> 0:32:31.440
<v Speaker 1>This meltdown is one that happens to us, and I

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:33.760
<v Speaker 1>don't know if you're because are the same. We've got

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:37.560
<v Speaker 1>the double pram and Lola's a really good height because

0:32:37.560 --> 0:32:40.800
<v Speaker 1>she's still in like the like the seat pram. Yeah,

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>perfect height to press the pedestrian pressing button, whereas Marley's

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:46.920
<v Speaker 1>kind of like wedged on the back.

0:32:46.720 --> 0:32:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Of the suitor, stuck in there somewhere.

0:32:49.080 --> 0:32:51.880
<v Speaker 1>And so when we go up to a crossing, Lola

0:32:51.920 --> 0:32:54.480
<v Speaker 1>will press the button and then Marley's like, I'm the

0:32:54.560 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 1>press and then there's this fight of who has to

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:57.480
<v Speaker 1>press it.

0:32:57.560 --> 0:32:57.800
<v Speaker 2>Last.

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:01.040
<v Speaker 1>We let Marley press the button and then Laula's like

0:33:01.160 --> 0:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>I wanted to press it that it's just just all day.

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:06.480
<v Speaker 3>You'd be there all day being like, okay, last one

0:33:06.560 --> 0:33:08.680
<v Speaker 3>we don't go to I reckon if you didn't be

0:33:08.800 --> 0:33:10.920
<v Speaker 3>like that's it, that's the last one.

0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:12.920
<v Speaker 2>They would just go back and forth.

0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:15.840
<v Speaker 3>All today because Oscar and Mayson do that. If last

0:33:15.880 --> 0:33:17.920
<v Speaker 3>person to get a kiss from mom before they go

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.200
<v Speaker 3>to sleep. But Macy would jump up and down in

0:33:20.240 --> 0:33:22.120
<v Speaker 3>the cot so that she's the last one.

0:33:22.320 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 2>She's the youngest. The other day she's jumping up and

0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:31.840
<v Speaker 2>down on the cotton head butt a bang, hit the deck,

0:33:32.240 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 2>straight to sleep, Straight to sleep. Concussion.

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:38.720
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, if you've got one, please send us a d

0:33:38.880 --> 0:33:42.200
<v Speaker 3>M or you've flickers, flickers.

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:43.560
<v Speaker 2>Not just send us a DM. We don't change the

0:33:43.600 --> 0:33:44.160
<v Speaker 2>email address.

0:33:44.200 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I think we might change it.

0:33:46.960 --> 0:33:52.240
<v Speaker 2>What is it? What is it right now? Big dick dad? Yes,

0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:53.720
<v Speaker 2>let's move on to some questions.

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:55.720
<v Speaker 1>I have a question for you can straight up? Do

0:33:55.720 --> 0:33:58.400
<v Speaker 1>you mind if I kick off? Yeah? I'm very intrigued

0:33:59.200 --> 0:34:03.520
<v Speaker 1>this question because I feel like couples have very varying styles.

0:34:04.480 --> 0:34:09.200
<v Speaker 1>This one ashes. This one has come from Paris. Jane

0:34:10.280 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 1>message me this morning in fact on Instagram direct my messages,

0:34:15.640 --> 0:34:18.120
<v Speaker 1>and she said, we'd love to know how you guys

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:23.840
<v Speaker 1>work through your parenting tips as a couple. Oh so, like,

0:34:24.280 --> 0:34:29.040
<v Speaker 1>what's your resolution process? But when you and April are

0:34:29.080 --> 0:34:30.480
<v Speaker 1>having a little argument.

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:33.880
<v Speaker 3>Or haven't like agreed on the outcome, of the parenting situation.

0:34:34.120 --> 0:34:36.920
<v Speaker 3>Like for examples, one for you please, and April does

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:41.359
<v Speaker 3>this a lot, okay, where I'll be like, no, I.

0:34:41.400 --> 0:34:44.760
<v Speaker 1>Just heard her move upstairs because she does listen in Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>She's like just put an ear to the floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you're about to get sledged whenever, like one of

0:34:50.800 --> 0:34:52.600
<v Speaker 2>the kids is like I want something like this, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like no, and I like walk away. Sometimes April

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<v Speaker 2>has given it to them afterwards and I have snoop

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<v Speaker 2>to see what happened, and she's done it, So you're

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<v Speaker 2>the you're the bad yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I've gone you know, you've got to back me up,

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<v Speaker 3>like you can't just like it's just like it's just

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<v Speaker 3>easier to do. Usually what happens is we'll have like

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<v Speaker 3>a little tiff. We don't fight very often.

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<v Speaker 2>What happens when you guys actually have a fight.

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<v Speaker 3>I think, how there's a lot of fights still open

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't resolved them, which is not good.

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<v Speaker 2>How would you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Gay question for you because Laura and I, if we

0:35:31.640 --> 0:35:34.560
<v Speaker 1>have obviously a little disagreement doesn't warrant having a full

0:35:34.600 --> 0:35:38.840
<v Speaker 1>sit down. Yeah, we can't go to sleep without saying

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<v Speaker 1>physically or you just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like well, I could probably go to sleep. Look in

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<v Speaker 2>the batch bad, go downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to kind of both acknowledge what was the

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<v Speaker 1>cause of the problem and like say sorry and then

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<v Speaker 1>have a kiss and then.

0:35:55.160 --> 0:36:00.359
<v Speaker 2>We're good to go. I think kiss. Are you guys

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<v Speaker 2>like that? Oh? Do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys?

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<v Speaker 2>You can let it simmer for a little bit. No,

0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:05.399
<v Speaker 2>we usually just take little digs at each other until

0:36:05.440 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 2>eventually we laughed about it. Oh that's nice and healthy. Yeah, great, anyway,

0:36:09.920 --> 0:36:13.399
<v Speaker 2>that's that's the answer. Literally, I'll be like, just ask

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:18.839
<v Speaker 2>mum if she'll give it to you kidney shot. Yeah,

0:36:18.880 --> 0:36:22.560
<v Speaker 2>it seems to be working perfect. We're fine, I swear

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<v Speaker 2>all right, My turn, my mummy turn.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's one comes from Amy via Instagram. If you could

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<v Speaker 3>erase one aspect or task in parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>Forever, what would it be? But is endless? Jesus, it's

0:36:41.600 --> 0:36:46.160
<v Speaker 2>a very open ended question. Where do we begin? One thing?

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 3>You just like go, I'll just like paraphrase that a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit for your game. If you don't mind, man,

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<v Speaker 3>one thing that you fucking hate about it that you

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<v Speaker 3>could just I wish I could never or would never

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<v Speaker 3>have to do that ever again in my existence.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that. Okay, there's a lot. I can't say

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<v Speaker 2>all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably the one that I disliked the most would be

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<v Speaker 1>brushing teeth. Oh yeah, you got yeah, because every time

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 1>we had a little window we talked about it last year,

0:37:16.239 --> 0:37:18.239
<v Speaker 1>we would say the sugar bugs and unless you get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of the sugar bugs through brushing your teeth, sugar

0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:22.240
<v Speaker 1>bugs would rot your teeth away.

0:37:22.600 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 2>And it worked for a little bit and the kids would.

0:37:24.239 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Be like, oh, sugar bugs. And on they would like

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:31.320
<v Speaker 1>allow us to brush their teeth. But every time, every

0:37:31.400 --> 0:37:33.000
<v Speaker 1>time the kids are in the bath, I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>brush their teeth. It's like I've got pliers and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pulling out of them.

0:37:37.680 --> 0:37:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Just I've got to pin them down, open your mouth.

0:37:41.440 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 1>And then Lola's like, I want to do it, and

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<v Speaker 1>then she just sucks the toothpaste off, swallows it.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:51.000
<v Speaker 2>She's like finished, that's not it smart. You got to actually, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>having the battle, it's the battle, and.

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Then ash and then because like we always finish on

0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:59.400
<v Speaker 1>brushing the teeth. So then I get out of the bath,

0:37:59.440 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 1>they're kicking, screaming. Getting them dressed, they're kicking, scream again.

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>It just takes a little while. They finally calm down,

0:38:05.840 --> 0:38:07.480
<v Speaker 1>like midway through the first book.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, maybe can you tell I hate brushing teeth? Maybe

0:38:10.760 --> 0:38:13.040
<v Speaker 2>brush them at a different time you're onto something.

0:38:13.080 --> 0:38:15.359
<v Speaker 3>Maybe just finish dinner and go guess what, girls, this time,

0:38:15.360 --> 0:38:17.040
<v Speaker 3>we're going to brush our teals straight off to dinner

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<v Speaker 3>so the food doesn't get lodged in there, that food out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very clever. What would it be for you? It's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely the battle of It's just like the battle of

0:38:28.920 --> 0:38:32.360
<v Speaker 2>trying to get them to listen. That's it, because.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like if I could remove the aspect of

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<v Speaker 3>me telling them to do something.

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 2>To remove disciplining. Is that I hate disciplining them because

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<v Speaker 2>I find that I'm doing it all the time because

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<v Speaker 2>they don't listen. Is that a April? No? No, of

0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:52.680
<v Speaker 2>course not. I don't know. It's a tough one because

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<v Speaker 2>it's like Oscar, what about reading kids' books? Do you

0:38:56.160 --> 0:38:59.160
<v Speaker 2>like that? It's all boring to me? Man, But I

0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 2>don't do that? What about kids play? I do? Like

0:39:02.200 --> 0:39:05.319
<v Speaker 2>I do. April is way more diligent with that that

0:39:05.360 --> 0:39:07.840
<v Speaker 2>she does. The I do the help to the bath,

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<v Speaker 2>we do the bath, get them dress, I say good night.

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<v Speaker 2>They read a book you're you're the dinner guy. Yeah,

0:39:12.920 --> 0:39:14.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm the dinner guy. I finish.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, that's it. You've just hit them on the head dinner.

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:20.279
<v Speaker 3>If I could remove the battle of getting them to

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<v Speaker 3>eat dinner, If I could just get them to eat dinner,

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:26.600
<v Speaker 3>I reckon I would be a better person. That empathy

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:29.480
<v Speaker 3>wouldn't be pretend. That would be real. If I could

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:30.400
<v Speaker 3>get them to eat dinner.

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:32.280
<v Speaker 1>If there's any scientists out there.

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:34.919
<v Speaker 2>Figure that out. What do I do starve them?

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:38.839
<v Speaker 1>Let's not explore the depths of the ocean or like universes.

0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:41.080
<v Speaker 2>No one needs that. Just figure out how to make like.

0:39:42.560 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 3>There's more grains of sand then there is stars. Just

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<v Speaker 3>tell me how to get my kids to eat that

0:39:48.000 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 3>fucking dinner. Like if someone served me chicken nuggets and chips,

0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:55.319
<v Speaker 3>I would be like, you're the best, not like I

0:39:55.360 --> 0:39:57.640
<v Speaker 3>don't like it. I liked it yesterday, I don't like

0:39:57.680 --> 0:39:59.680
<v Speaker 3>it today. That's another thing too. If I can get

0:39:59.760 --> 0:40:02.319
<v Speaker 3>rid of oh god here, same with dinner, the change

0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 3>of taste buds over to the course of twenty four hours.

0:40:05.120 --> 0:40:07.600
<v Speaker 3>So I'll be like, have this, and they'll be like,

0:40:08.280 --> 0:40:08.799
<v Speaker 3>I'll eat it.

0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:12.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay. That's the key that is it. That's the thing,

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 2>Like I hate watermelon and then you give it to

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:16.160
<v Speaker 2>them tomorrow and they're like, I don't like it.

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 1>You actually do what my fucking just quickly, Marley was like,

0:40:22.000 --> 0:40:25.080
<v Speaker 1>actually I no longer like having butter on my toast.

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, that's a lie, because I've seen you

0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 1>eat that by the spoonful this morning and all of

0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 1>a sudden, because it's on your toast right now and it's.

0:40:35.440 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 2>In front of you, haven't even noticed. That's another thing.

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Oscar doesn't want veggiemite with butter anymore. So I've been

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:42.839
<v Speaker 3>sneaking the butter on there.

0:40:43.320 --> 0:40:45.279
<v Speaker 2>I sneak in the butter on the pit. I ain't

0:40:45.360 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 2>raising no freak. And if you have.

0:40:49.760 --> 0:40:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Any parenting questions, you can submit that to us via

0:40:53.680 --> 0:40:55.480
<v Speaker 1>either one of our personal instagram.

0:40:55.560 --> 0:40:57.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, DM, stop me on the street.

0:40:57.600 --> 0:41:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Be like, I've got a question, don't stop me in

0:41:01.160 --> 0:41:04.520
<v Speaker 1>the street. Actually that's probably what mister Freeze.

0:41:04.239 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 2>Was trying to do. I've got a really good dream

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:09.080
<v Speaker 2>of the ash, please stop. And you're like, fuck off.

0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:11.680
<v Speaker 2>I literally gave you in the finger and get I

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:12.520
<v Speaker 2>just wanted to know.

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 3>But it was one of those Ah, what is our

0:41:16.520 --> 0:41:22.439
<v Speaker 3>email to dd at out lock out Lock's so two yep,

0:41:22.560 --> 0:41:25.000
<v Speaker 3>dd at outlook dot com dot au.

0:41:25.280 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Great, you can submit them there?

0:41:26.920 --> 0:41:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Can I also just say, as well as really quickly

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<v Speaker 1>before we go, Yes, we do have. I believe the

0:41:32.800 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>figure is round about forty three calendars. This is chur

0:41:38.160 --> 0:41:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Play twenty twenty four. They are remaining. They are sitting

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>there waiting to find a home someone in this country

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:47.040
<v Speaker 1>to love them. You asked the question, You're like, has

0:41:47.080 --> 0:41:48.720
<v Speaker 1>anyone masturbated over the calendar?

0:41:50.080 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what?

0:41:50.600 --> 0:41:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Nothing would make me happier?

0:41:52.000 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I welcome it.

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I have over the pictures of me because I'm so

0:41:57.760 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 3>self upset. What my idea was to take them to

0:42:02.239 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 3>news agents and put them in the calendar section of

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 3>the news agent, but put free and then film people

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:08.799
<v Speaker 3>picking them up.

0:42:09.000 --> 0:42:11.760
<v Speaker 2>We'll be there for a while. Do love good news agents.

0:42:11.800 --> 0:42:13.719
<v Speaker 2>We just sit there and play scratch thems and we

0:42:13.800 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>need what scratch thems to.

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:19.520
<v Speaker 3>Scratches one name called scratches Scratch the scratch ems anyway,

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:20.400
<v Speaker 3>don't gamble.

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Kids, there's some remaining. There is some remaining that are

0:42:23.800 --> 0:42:27.120
<v Speaker 2>on the budget Smuggler website. They are go grab them.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we'll just heavily discount them. Let's give it one

0:42:30.200 --> 0:42:32.920
<v Speaker 2>more week. We've got to left. We'll give weself. I

0:42:32.960 --> 0:42:33.759
<v Speaker 2>was wait till next week.

0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:37.320
<v Speaker 1>Hey, they will sell out me let me tell you

0:42:37.360 --> 0:42:37.719
<v Speaker 1>they will not.

0:42:37.800 --> 0:42:39.680
<v Speaker 2>We're going to actually put the price up. We can

0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:41.560
<v Speaker 2>do it, like everything must go sale. Yeah, we should

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:43.600
<v Speaker 2>do that, Okay, we should. We'll see you guys, if

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:45.359
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0:42:45.360 --> 0:42:47.400
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0:42:51.920 --> 0:42:56.000
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