1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: You know what I've noticed about Warrywood. 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 2: You say worry would funny? 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 1: Actually, you know what I realized I said funny the other. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 2: Day, warry would you say worry? Would worry? Would? That's better? 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,319 Speaker 2: Like worry? What everyone here is worrying? We're worried. We're 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,560 Speaker 2: worried about the future, worried about the cost of living. 7 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:26,840 Speaker 1: You have quite loud cicadas cigarda, yeah, fucking aggressive. Like 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: what's the size of a cicada around here? I saw 9 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: a guy walking a dog and I was like, is. 10 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 2: That a dog? They're abnormally big. I've got a bunch 11 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 2: of its funny. I've got a bunch of shells. 12 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 3: Oscar collected a bunch of shells with my parents when 13 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,400 Speaker 3: they were here, and I put them in a container 14 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 3: because I didn't want them around the house because they 15 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 3: attracted something else. 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 2: And I put him outside in the container and I. 17 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 3: Forgot, and every now and then I see a bird 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 3: hit the container. 19 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:55,319 Speaker 2: And now I'm like, I like this. 20 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:16,759 Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. My name happens to be. 21 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,959 Speaker 2: Mattie Jay and I'm Ash. 22 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: And this is a podcast that is all about parenting. 23 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:24,200 Speaker 2: It's the good, the bad and the relatable. 24 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 1: And now look, if you've come wanting any type of advice, 25 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: this is not, and I repeat, not the podcast for you. 26 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: We are two men who have little to no idea 27 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: about anything. 28 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 2: Like parenting the way you went about editing. But if 29 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 2: you like to giggle, we will do We can help 30 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 2: you do that. It's I'm sweating already. Yeah, why, I'm 31 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 2: just worried with baby swamp the swamp. This is lovely. 32 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:59,880 Speaker 2: I'm comfortable. I'm like, I'm just a human generator. Do 33 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:03,200 Speaker 2: you run hot? Normally? I run hot? Baby? Okay? Well, yeah, 34 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 2: you know what will cool you down? 35 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 3: I was smooth just like this. Cheers, cheers, And if 36 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 3: you've heard that, cheers. 37 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 2: It is a cheese of a stone and wood pacific ale. 38 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 2: You know what it tastes like. 39 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: Beer reminds me of something ash I can't quite. 40 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 2: Am I going to beat you to it? No? Is 41 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 2: that could be a bit of Byron read each other's bone. 42 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 2: You know. I like a holiday to BARRONA Yes, very refreshing. 43 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,440 Speaker 3: The town, not the name, both the beer and the 44 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 3: town very refreshing. So we are drinking a pacific ale, 45 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 3: which comes from stone and wood. 46 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 2: Our partners and it's inspired by the Pacific Ocean. Okay. 47 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: You know, I've always wondered when when I drink this, 48 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 1: I'm like, it's got quite a nice. 49 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 2: Little fruity kick to it. 50 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,280 Speaker 1: It's a taste that is synonymous that's the right word. 51 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 1: Probably not, but I'll go with it with a Pacific ale. 52 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: And I've always wanted to Ash, how do they get 53 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,839 Speaker 1: that the fruit flavors in there? 54 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 3: Well, it's all Australian bali and of course galaxy hops 55 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 3: from Tasmania giving it. 56 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:17,799 Speaker 2: So what kind of hotsical galaxy? 57 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,080 Speaker 1: I was hoping it was going to be like they 58 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 1: actually saw that from the Milky Way. 59 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 2: Trying to solar system. 60 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 3: That's what it gets to tropical fruit aromas and flavors 61 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 3: and white is so refreshing. 62 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: Well, the ash, that makes a lot of sense to 63 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: why they call it fire and bay in a bottle 64 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,440 Speaker 1: Absolutely Okay. 65 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 3: If you want to pick up your refreshing Pacific owl, 66 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 3: get it from your local bottle shop, pub or bar. Again, 67 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 3: cheers my friend, and thank you Stone and Wood for 68 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 3: being such good friends of the show. 69 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,360 Speaker 1: Hey, Ash, before we get into the episode, we have 70 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: a very important announcement to make. 71 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 2: Ah, Yes, we do. We had a. 72 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: Competition for a year's worth of stone and wood. 73 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 2: One lucky punter out there. Do you want to do 74 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 2: the honors? You do the honors? All right, Well, so 75 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 2: the winner drum roll please, Matte Love have you drawned 76 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 2: this out? Here we go? The winner is Taylor Hosmond. 77 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:19,160 Speaker 2: Well done. We'll be in touch to organize said twelve 78 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:19,799 Speaker 2: case Sally. 79 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: We will not be delivering that ourselves. 80 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 2: That will come via freak Matthew. The other day, I 81 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 2: was going for a leisurely run. We like to run 82 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 2: on this podcast, but can I just I can't talk 83 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 2: about it. 84 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: I just want to say you were doing an amazing 85 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,080 Speaker 1: job so far. Thank you with your running ten k 86 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 1: every day. I had a rest day yesterday because you deserve. 87 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 2: I'm in my thirties. I know where to take your 88 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,720 Speaker 2: rest day, and it's the day that I don't want 89 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 2: to run. 90 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: Just for the people listening right now. How many k's 91 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 1: have you done this month? 92 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:56,559 Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty five five more to go today. 93 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 2: That's amazing just to get through. Yes, look, I. 94 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:01,560 Speaker 3: Don't want turn this into a running podcast, so we'll 95 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:02,200 Speaker 3: forget about that. 96 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 2: I was running. 97 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 3: I was running along the main road here, Pittwater Road, 98 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 3: terrible potholes everywhere. 99 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,919 Speaker 2: I was running. Was six thirty in the morning, maybe 100 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:14,239 Speaker 2: six dish. Great time to run. 101 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 3: And there's a homeless guy who lives in the not 102 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,240 Speaker 3: in the bus shelter, like the car park or the 103 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 3: bus stop. Okay, see running up to this running, I'm 104 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 3: running past this homeless person where they usually are. 105 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 2: Do you normally give them a nod? Do you say? No? No? 106 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: No? 107 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 3: I never really seen them other than in their little 108 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 3: north Anyway, he spotted me running. 109 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 2: He's come after me. 110 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 3: He's pointed at me, and he's come after me profanities. 111 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 3: And I'm like, thankfully across the road from a main 112 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 3: road and there's trady traffic coming past. He's in the 113 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 3: middle of the road like yelling profanities. 114 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 2: At me, like fucking there's some fucking that. I just 115 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,920 Speaker 2: gave him the finger and kept running and I was like, 116 00:05:55,920 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 2: that's such a weird interaction to have with someone. I 117 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 2: carried on my merry way with the run and I got. 118 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 3: Home and I was like, hmm, seems strange. So I 119 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:09,560 Speaker 3: text our friend at the cafe and I said, can 120 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 3: you send me a current photo of mister Freese? It 121 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:13,679 Speaker 3: was mister Free. 122 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: You come face to face with the man himself. Do 123 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,520 Speaker 1: you think he's been listening and he thought this, this 124 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: is the guy that's dragging my name through the mud. 125 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 2: I don't know, but. 126 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,640 Speaker 1: I was like, I done himself any favors has he No? 127 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 2: I was like, it would be so good if this was. 128 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,360 Speaker 2: And it turns out the last update we had they 129 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 2: were selling the house. That was last year, so it's 130 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 2: been they had the open house. He also got taser 131 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 2: locked up for trying to shoot the police with the bell. 132 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: Now right, so now he's obviously he's homeless, which let's 133 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,920 Speaker 1: hope for his sake that he turns us around. 134 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: This is fucking Did he have a samurai. 135 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:56,120 Speaker 3: S No, they've obviously taken his weapons from him. Doesn't 136 00:06:56,120 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 3: have the luxuries. 137 00:06:56,800 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 2: He's got a lovely willly strolley and a lovely deck chair. 138 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 1: You're quite lucky you could have been. Imagine if you 139 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: were on the side of mister. 140 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 3: Free, I would outrun that motherfucker. No, but he would 141 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 3: have that meth strength and that myth speed. 142 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't. They don't stop at anything. I think 143 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,840 Speaker 1: not even a lion could take them down. It would 144 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:17,360 Speaker 1: take like three lines. You're strong, but. 145 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 2: Maybe they're onto something. 146 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 3: What do you mean maybe we need to take the 147 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:25,520 Speaker 3: rest of society needs to take more math. We'd all 148 00:07:25,520 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 3: be really strong from incoherent though from next week? Any 149 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 3: friends of the show anyway? So yeah, I'll keep your posters. 150 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:38,240 Speaker 2: I thought I might go change your route. Do you 151 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,000 Speaker 2: think I ran back past her the other day and 152 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:44,080 Speaker 2: he wasn't looking and I snuck past. 153 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 1: So you're not going to let this interfere with your 154 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: running route? Nah, dude, don't don't get attacked. 155 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:53,800 Speaker 2: That's all right. It'll be a great story if I do, so, 156 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:57,240 Speaker 2: it will be get attacked. I'm on it. 157 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 3: Also, Matthew, last week we spoke a lot about Chris, 158 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,400 Speaker 3: but we didn't really speak about New Years. Yes, so, 159 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,760 Speaker 3: I mean I haven't really asked you about your New 160 00:08:05,840 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 3: Year's You definitely haven't asked me about mine. 161 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 2: Really, I know. It was like maybe in passing. Look, 162 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,240 Speaker 2: I'll be pretty honest with you. 163 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: We didn't do a whole lot. We had a couple 164 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: of friends around at our place. They all had kids. 165 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 2: We hosted another event after Christmas. We went the. 166 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: Double the double whammy. We did Christmas. We did, but 167 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,560 Speaker 1: we only had. It was two other families. They each 168 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:31,239 Speaker 1: had two kids. My mum was also still with us, 169 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: as in living with us. She wasn't you know not 170 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:36,880 Speaker 1: in reference to her being dead. 171 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 2: Yes, she is still alive. She's kicking. 172 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,679 Speaker 1: It was very chilled, very chilled. We saw the nine 173 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,199 Speaker 1: o'clock fireworks. 174 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 2: With the kids. Nine o'clock. The kids were up till. Yeah. 175 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 3: I've got a solution for that. And that's why I 176 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 3: bring this up because I was similar. We had a 177 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 3: really chill one with some friends. I was sober, believe 178 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,839 Speaker 3: it or not. I just need a little break. I 179 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 3: thought that was a good I thought I would drink 180 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 3: and feel proud of myself next morning. 181 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:07,839 Speaker 2: Did you feel proud? No? Anyway. So I've got a 182 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 2: solution for a good hack. So we had the kids. 183 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 3: We left our friend's place at like a seven thirty 184 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,400 Speaker 3: with the promise of them being able to see some 185 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:16,520 Speaker 3: fireworks on the TV show. 186 00:09:16,559 --> 00:09:19,640 Speaker 2: Now, what do you do when the fireworks are at 187 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 2: nine o'clock but you want kids to bet at an 188 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 2: appropriate time? I don't know. Well, you go to YouTube, 189 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 2: my friend. 190 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 3: Ah, and you search twenty twenty two Sydney fireworks and 191 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:31,600 Speaker 3: you watch. 192 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 2: The eleven minute version of that and send them off 193 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 2: to bed. I've heard about this, I have had I've 194 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:39,959 Speaker 2: not done. 195 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: We should have done it, because once they get past 196 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: like quarter to nine, they then get this weird second 197 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 1: win and they just they go loopy, overtired. Yeah, so 198 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,000 Speaker 1: did they straight to sleep? We're all in bit a 199 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: date thirty and did they realize no idea? I said, 200 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 1: good news is we're going to get to rewatch it tomorrow. 201 00:09:57,559 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 3: And we did and did they like it? I was 202 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:03,959 Speaker 3: just like me at the end. I don't mind, but 203 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 3: I was just happy to not have them up. 204 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 1: It's one of those things that it's good on paper, 205 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,000 Speaker 1: like it's nice to go. 206 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 2: You know. 207 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,560 Speaker 1: We were all up at nine o'clock and we watched 208 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:16,480 Speaker 1: the fireworks together. But it's just it's not the saying 209 00:10:16,520 --> 00:10:19,160 Speaker 1: goes the juices are worth the squeeze. 210 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,160 Speaker 2: Very true. Ash. 211 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 3: What we used to do as kids at my grandmother's 212 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 3: house for New Years is we used to walk up 213 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 3: and down the street hitting pots and pants. I don't 214 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:33,520 Speaker 3: know what the significance of that was, but I do 215 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 3: remember doing it and was like, that's what we do. 216 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:40,680 Speaker 3: That's what people do, literally pots and pans, And I mean. 217 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:42,280 Speaker 2: Is it everyone on the street would do it or 218 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 2: just the kids? It just seems to be asked. Another 219 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,800 Speaker 2: weird thing from our childhood. 220 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: I heard of that tradition. Well, it's just Christmas trees, absolutely. 221 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 2: Not pots and pants. We're all for it. But also 222 00:10:58,880 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 2: when New. 223 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 3: Years comes through as solutions, and this is another quick 224 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 3: thing I just want to go through because this is 225 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:07,559 Speaker 3: meant to be a parenting podcast, but I often find 226 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,240 Speaker 3: myself writing notes when I am incoherent in the middle 227 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:14,559 Speaker 3: of the night and forgetting and then finding them again. 228 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:19,079 Speaker 3: So I've found some new resolutions that I've wanted to 229 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:21,480 Speaker 3: take on before. 230 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,120 Speaker 2: New Year's actually happened. 231 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,760 Speaker 3: It must have been a week or two before New 232 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,880 Speaker 3: Year's I'm not sure when it was. But it's nothing groundbreaking. 233 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,240 Speaker 3: I'm not a groundbreaking man. 234 00:11:28,679 --> 00:11:32,160 Speaker 2: I think you're selling yourself short here. Maybe one of 235 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,160 Speaker 2: people ask me, what's ash like. 236 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 1: The one word that always phrase that always comes to 237 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: mind is. 238 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 2: Jerk, groundbreaking, doubt. 239 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 3: These these are just things that I just want to 240 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:50,000 Speaker 3: do better this year. First one, wash my hands more 241 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:50,840 Speaker 3: often than not. 242 00:11:51,640 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about. I think once 243 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: you get to your mid thirties, washing your hands is just. 244 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:58,120 Speaker 2: A bit more of a non priority. Yeah, but it's like, 245 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,200 Speaker 2: why did I have to say more often than not, 246 00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:02,760 Speaker 2: just wash your hands more. 247 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,160 Speaker 1: Bro Well, maybe the ratio right now is favorite. 248 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 2: I wanted washing. Yeah, okay, tighten up the ratios. 249 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: Obviously, if you're going to do dinner, you wash your hands. 250 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: What about if you're doing a piss do you wash 251 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:12,400 Speaker 1: your hands out? 252 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,080 Speaker 2: I feel like I do it enough. I'm not perfect. 253 00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:16,480 Speaker 2: You're a very hygienic guy. Thank you. 254 00:12:16,480 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 3: I'm not perfect. I'm sweating over here. New Year's resolution 255 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,520 Speaker 3: number two. I've got fully wipe my butt every time, 256 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 3: but dash all year? 257 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,880 Speaker 2: Is there a certain period a certain period of year? 258 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 2: I don't. You're like, March, March of mine. I need 259 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 2: a break, I'll document it. 260 00:12:34,559 --> 00:12:38,160 Speaker 1: Can I ask actually on that because you have I 261 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: think you sent me a message I can't remember. I 262 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 1: did see you and you're like, do people really wipe 263 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: their ass clean? 264 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:51,079 Speaker 2: Every time? Do they? Yeah? Okay, I just on you don't. 265 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,959 Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not admitting that. 266 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: I mean sometimes you do get to the fifth wipe 267 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:59,920 Speaker 1: and it's not the brownness isn't getting any like lighter. 268 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,040 Speaker 1: It's just a consistent and you're like, I don't know 269 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 1: where this poo's coming from. Is it just. 270 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 2: Seeping out of me? Like one of those Plato's squish. 271 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 1: And sometimes you get to like the fifth, sixth wipe, 272 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 1: and you're like, I don't have time for this. I've 273 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,920 Speaker 1: got places to be, people to see. 274 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 2: What do you do? Then you just just get just 275 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,839 Speaker 2: be itchy for the rest of the day and you go. 276 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 1: You know, I'll have a shower when I come home. 277 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 2: I'm on board. I'm with you on that one. I 278 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:23,559 Speaker 2: do well. 279 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,440 Speaker 1: I mean, can I ask the question on average how 280 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,800 Speaker 1: often would you wipe to be clean? 281 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 2: I don't know? On the spot, I'd like to say 282 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:42,720 Speaker 2: I try every time, but I don't know. I don't 283 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 2: fully know anyway. Next one, let's move on from that one. 284 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,840 Speaker 2: Chat more in elevators. I don't know. 285 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 3: I'd have no idea, no need for this is such 286 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 3: a millennial one. Answer my phone when it rings? 287 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,720 Speaker 1: You you hate a phone call? 288 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:02,880 Speaker 2: And this is it gets a little bit weird. 289 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959 Speaker 3: Here gets eat from the earth and then he brackets 290 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,320 Speaker 3: has got not plants? 291 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:13,199 Speaker 2: What what do you no idea? Just next one? What 292 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 2: do you want to bark or all? 293 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 3: This one is just empathy and then he brackets says 294 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 3: pretend and last one it just says gene shorts. 295 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, great, well we've we've ticked that one off. We'll 296 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,600 Speaker 2: tick that one off. You do like a bit of 297 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,680 Speaker 2: empathy at time. 298 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,960 Speaker 1: Anyway, I think they're all very worthwhile goals for the year. 299 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 1: I think you've done a great list, particularly the ass 300 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:41,720 Speaker 1: wiping one. 301 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:45,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a complete waste of time, 302 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,960 Speaker 2: that that list. And I was like, we'll just share 303 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 2: with Matt, see what do you think. When did you 304 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,120 Speaker 2: write that that? I don't know. I've just got when 305 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 2: it's edited last and that was when I found it. Great. 306 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:00,080 Speaker 1: I've got nothing, actually, I could my only kind of 307 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:05,360 Speaker 1: resolution so far. I am an horrendous swimmer. I'm a 308 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: terrible swimmer. I've never never swum. Always always struggled. And 309 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,680 Speaker 1: at the moment we're doing a bit of a competition 310 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty meters and for the first time 311 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:19,640 Speaker 1: ever I did seven hundred and fifty meters without like 312 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: stopping and dying. 313 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 2: Wow, that's a lot. I can't do it. It's so boring, 314 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 2: so boring, so wet, it's and I started getting water 315 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 2: in my ear. Oh. Did it come out. 316 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 1: So it's come good today. Yesterday we were together and I. 317 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 2: Just had this like not in that way, but yeah, I. 318 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 1: Left ear I was like in this bubble and it 319 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,760 Speaker 1: happens every time, like so that was my goal to 320 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,440 Speaker 1: do a bit more swimming. 321 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,560 Speaker 2: So you can have to be one of those old dudes. 322 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,760 Speaker 2: That blue tax there. 323 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,400 Speaker 1: That's I'm literally like, I'm getting like the ear wax mold. 324 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 2: That's it. That's what that's all I've got. 325 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,360 Speaker 3: You know you get when you got ear wax mold 326 00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,920 Speaker 3: that rhymed. Go ahead, you know you're getting old when 327 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 3: you get an ear wax mole. 328 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 2: All right, anyway, how are you? Anyway? 329 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: How do you think I am? You look good as 330 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: this will come as no major surprise to you, Ash, 331 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 1: but we have some sick individuals in. 332 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 2: Our household, ends, does it. 333 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: Laura's been this is going on two weeks now that 334 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:22,880 Speaker 1: she's been onwell, and I was giving her a lot 335 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 1: of sympathy to begin with, but then by the second week, 336 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 1: get over it, Like, come on, surely, by now you're 337 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,120 Speaker 1: starting to. 338 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 2: Feel a little bit better. Milk in this one, surely. 339 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: And she does get a little bit of bad asthma 340 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: at times. The first week was a flu, not COVID, 341 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: Pretty sure it was COVID though. Second week just this cough. Dude, 342 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: this cough just wasn't going anywhere. 343 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,080 Speaker 2: Can we get an example of. 344 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:56,080 Speaker 1: It's like a cat, That's that's what it sounds like, NonStop. 345 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,480 Speaker 1: And look she's unwell, but I'm like, I'm trying to 346 00:16:59,480 --> 00:16:59,920 Speaker 1: watch TV. 347 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:00,800 Speaker 2: Shut up. 348 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,080 Speaker 1: The worst that it got, the worst that it got 349 00:17:06,119 --> 00:17:11,960 Speaker 1: ash was an asthma attack. That shit resulted in Laura vomiting. 350 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,360 Speaker 2: She coughed so hard that it refluxed. 351 00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:19,280 Speaker 1: And yeah, and it was We had pizza with solami 352 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,080 Speaker 1: and capsicum very It was lovely. 353 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,560 Speaker 2: It was really good. How long after that was it 354 00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,520 Speaker 2: re edible? Only like once or twice? 355 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,280 Speaker 1: I think in like the nine years that we've been together, 356 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: have I ever had to like be in the same 357 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 1: room as Laura vomiting? And it's quite What do you 358 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:38,000 Speaker 1: do in that situation? Like you you're very helpless. You 359 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:38,919 Speaker 1: can't offer much. 360 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,159 Speaker 2: Powder on the back stage, Okay, don't that's it. I mean, 361 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 2: I've got a glass of water. You better just getting 362 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 2: the hell out of there or going. 363 00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,600 Speaker 1: I hung around. I was in the bathroom with her. 364 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 1: What happened was she was coughing in the sink, and 365 00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 1: then in the sink a plug. 366 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,399 Speaker 2: Is like, yeah, the metal thing, Yeah, it's like down. 367 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: It's like a circle, and then a circle, then a 368 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 1: circle says a little like. 369 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 2: You can't screw that? Can you show you? I've gone upstairs. 370 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,679 Speaker 2: I'll do it. We'll do it a little demonstrated because. 371 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: There's a there's a tiny little lip where the water 372 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,879 Speaker 1: comes through, but that I got blocked up with the 373 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:16,919 Speaker 1: caps and the salami and like the pizza dough. And 374 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,159 Speaker 1: so Laura was then vomiting in the toilet behind me, 375 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,280 Speaker 1: and I always trying to then clean up all the 376 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:24,359 Speaker 1: vomit from the sink. And I was like, this is lovely. 377 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:28,240 Speaker 2: This is marriage, mane, this is this sickness and hell 378 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 2: married live. 379 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,160 Speaker 1: But I wish I wish you could do more when 380 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:33,960 Speaker 1: someone's vomiting. 381 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,880 Speaker 2: I don't. I wish I could do less and away 382 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:41,480 Speaker 2: from where it's ating. Empathy, pretend, pretend, I mean, I 383 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,520 Speaker 2: wish I could do more. 384 00:18:45,119 --> 00:18:45,520 Speaker 1: Ve that in there. 385 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 2: But how she now, how's she going now? Mate? 386 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 1: She ended up and she is she is okay, She's 387 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,440 Speaker 1: on the end. She ended up going in the hospital 388 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 1: just because she. 389 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,359 Speaker 2: Was very out of breath. 390 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 1: They think she has mild pneumonia. 391 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:02,000 Speaker 2: Do you get that from just lack of movement? Look, 392 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,920 Speaker 2: I always associated with being really cold, like cold assignment. 393 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,240 Speaker 1: I thought it was like if you're hiking in there, but. 394 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,480 Speaker 2: A lot of like old people. Yes, in tropical areas 395 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,200 Speaker 2: as well. I feel like pneumonia. 396 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 1: I feel like if you're over seventy and you're living 397 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,480 Speaker 1: in Queensland, pneumonia's going to get young. 398 00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:21,199 Speaker 2: Be w. Yeah, the warning to all of you out there, 399 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,600 Speaker 2: be on to all of you. 400 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,439 Speaker 3: Yep, Like you hear a lot of times where like 401 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:27,119 Speaker 3: someone breaks their leg ends up in hospital, does at 402 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:27,639 Speaker 3: pnemonia and. 403 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,720 Speaker 1: The like where's the pnemonia come from? Pneumonia is just that 404 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,640 Speaker 1: it's lurking. 405 00:19:31,119 --> 00:19:34,040 Speaker 2: It's lurking, following you around like a shadow for your 406 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 2: whole life. 407 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm sure it's in here somewhere. 408 00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:40,679 Speaker 2: Pneumonia. Yes, I can smell you. I have managed to. 409 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,560 Speaker 2: I don't think it's contagious, bro, it is that okay. 410 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,800 Speaker 1: So here's my question for you though, ash Okay, when 411 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 1: your partner is sick, is it okay to sleep in 412 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,280 Speaker 1: a separate room slash bed? 413 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, great, because I've moved out. You've moved out. 414 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:03,040 Speaker 2: I've moved the summer house. I moved to the poolhouse. 415 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:11,280 Speaker 1: I moved downstairs in the cellar. We have a little 416 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:14,520 Speaker 1: like sofa, a little room downstairs. Oh yes, yes, another one, 417 00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:18,680 Speaker 1: and I've made that into a bed batchpas. 418 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. Boy. And the first night was hard. So should 419 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 2: we change your postal address? Yeah? 420 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:28,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty yeah, I give it away just a at the 421 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:29,360 Speaker 3: end of the night. 422 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,960 Speaker 2: It was a bit tough. At first. 423 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,640 Speaker 1: Night one felt very you know, felt strange. 424 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,600 Speaker 2: Because how good is rest? Though? 425 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,760 Speaker 1: So I woke up after night one and I was like, 426 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,440 Speaker 1: this is pretty nice. 427 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,760 Speaker 3: I've had like a divorce papers in the mouth to 428 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:47,199 Speaker 3: my neighbor who is Laura. 429 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:51,520 Speaker 1: I've had a full seven and a half hours uninterrupted. 430 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 2: Is amazing. 431 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 1: So night too, I was like, hey, well I better 432 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,840 Speaker 1: stay downstairs just because you still got the cough. 433 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 2: I don't want to getting away. 434 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,120 Speaker 1: And so night three, I'm like this is now, I've 435 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,560 Speaker 1: got like my clothes downstairs and downstairs through. 436 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 2: You're just carrying the TV. 437 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,520 Speaker 3: In your one bedroom U the front and it's like 438 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,879 Speaker 3: you only get your kids once a fortnight and go 439 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 3: one of those sad little single dad beds for them 440 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 3: in the corner where they share it. 441 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: And Laura's like, I think I'm getting well enough for 442 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 1: you to come back into the bed, and yeah, I don't. 443 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,399 Speaker 2: Know, Laura. 444 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,680 Speaker 1: I better have a few more nights just in case. 445 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,919 Speaker 1: So it's been real nice, it's been lovely. 446 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,520 Speaker 2: Laura has other husband's out there going see I told you, 447 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,520 Speaker 2: I told you it was fine. I don't want to 448 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 2: catch the MOONI bro. 449 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,760 Speaker 3: It's like you're going to sublet your room out your 450 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,919 Speaker 3: house out downstairs. 451 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 2: That's great. Well, so Cloud's on them end. 452 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,320 Speaker 3: Also, we need to have a bit of a housewarming 453 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 3: for you and your batchpad before she completely on the man. 454 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:08,480 Speaker 1: I'm thinking Sunday Sunday because the Sunday's Laura's got the 455 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,159 Speaker 1: kids on Sundays. 456 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 2: I don't know what. 457 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,320 Speaker 1: The other thing that's happened, just quickly ash to make 458 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:20,399 Speaker 1: things more difficult than what they already are. Parenting kids 459 00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:21,560 Speaker 1: is hard enough. 460 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,679 Speaker 2: I always say it sucks. You know what makes me 461 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 2: even harder? I mean, I love it. There he is. 462 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,399 Speaker 1: You know what makes parenting even harder? 463 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:33,480 Speaker 2: It's been a single dat mosquitoes. 464 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:38,679 Speaker 3: Oh yes, yep, do they like you, not kids. I'm 465 00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:42,200 Speaker 3: talking about mosquitoes. Do the mosquitoes like you in particular? 466 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 2: Not me? I'm fine. I take it as the biggest 467 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,920 Speaker 2: compliment ever. Yeah, it's a mosquito. 468 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 1: How much do you have that as like you were 469 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 1: that with pride? 470 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,119 Speaker 2: It's like an It's like you can't fucking touch me. 471 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 2: They don't like my blood. Yeah, not sweet enough. I 472 00:22:57,359 --> 00:22:58,439 Speaker 2: must taste like ship, you know. 473 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,879 Speaker 1: And I'm happy mosquitoes alarm drunk that. 474 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:06,679 Speaker 2: Stuff definitely better not drive or fly. 475 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: So you call Warrywood worry would worry Wood because I'm worrying. 476 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,639 Speaker 1: You could worry with the swamp. But actually, Bondai after 477 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,240 Speaker 1: this rain. 478 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 2: I don't think. 479 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,880 Speaker 3: Just so that the Bondi City Council doesn't hear you, 480 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 3: you're not allowed to refer to bond as a swamp 481 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 3: because the rich will come after you. 482 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:29,919 Speaker 1: Well at the moment, just heaps. There is nothing but mosquitoes. 483 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,879 Speaker 3: It's about time that you guys got something that wasn't 484 00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:34,360 Speaker 3: just quite so savor. 485 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,439 Speaker 1: I'm like three houses down from a sewage plant. 486 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:45,119 Speaker 2: It's not a nice way to talk about Carson's house anyway. 487 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:48,440 Speaker 1: Can I just show you a little bit shit? 488 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,720 Speaker 2: Yeah? 489 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:57,199 Speaker 3: Oh, my god, she's been she's been ganted away from me. 490 00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 2: Hang, oh my god, look at her arms. Do leaven 491 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,000 Speaker 2: the doors open? Man, Oh my god, that's a bed bug. No, 492 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 2: it's not the mosquito. Mosquito, it would be so good 493 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,320 Speaker 2: that you got bed bugs, not for me. 494 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: So she no one else in the house is getting bitten. 495 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden, Lola wakes up and 496 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,200 Speaker 1: she's got like thirty mosquitoes. 497 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 2: She the only one. Marley a little bit, but Low 498 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,240 Speaker 2: they're still in the same room. 499 00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:26,000 Speaker 1: They're in the same room. She just gets rid and 500 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:26,520 Speaker 1: they all turn. 501 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,600 Speaker 2: Into wells right, so, and like they don't like Marley 502 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 2: not so much. 503 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,240 Speaker 1: And Marley's they're like, I've got one as well somewhere that. 504 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:35,280 Speaker 2: Wants to be part of the team. 505 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,399 Speaker 1: She wants to was something wrong with it. La was 506 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,960 Speaker 1: getting all the attention, and so at the moment, man. 507 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,159 Speaker 2: Like, she thought about pneumonia. Well, what's the disease you 508 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 2: get from mosquitoes. There's a couple. We'll go through them. 509 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 2: Ross River fever, Ross River fever, one of them. 510 00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,520 Speaker 1: The last thing we need at the moment. We've got 511 00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:55,160 Speaker 1: pneumonia soon to have Ross River fever. 512 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 2: What else is the other one you get when you're overseas. 513 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,639 Speaker 3: Malaria malaria, Yeah, not glaringly obvious, that one. 514 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,720 Speaker 2: Not to be forgotten one of them. Yeah. 515 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 1: So then so obviously we're just given about the dummy 516 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,480 Speaker 1: full time pretty much now, because every time you go 517 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:17,800 Speaker 1: to bed, oh my god, I have the dummy. 518 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 2: So what's the solution do you think? 519 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:24,119 Speaker 1: Though, Well, I don't know. Well, I've had a look online. 520 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:28,360 Speaker 1: I'm looking at mosquito killers at the moment, everything from 521 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,600 Speaker 1: like the sticky pads right up until like you have 522 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,000 Speaker 1: these like zappers to these ones that are like this 523 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,120 Speaker 1: UV light that like slowly. 524 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 2: Kill them all slowly is better? Yeah? 525 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:42,360 Speaker 1: I wanted to bet so hey if you got any 526 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 1: advice for how to get rid of mosquitoes. Even got 527 00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:47,159 Speaker 1: the little wristbands that have like a little bit for balance. 528 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: So I'm trying everything at the moment, out of ideas, 529 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 1: out of ideas. 530 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,359 Speaker 2: The massies don't like me. They're like April, that's about 531 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 2: it in this house. So there's always one. There's only 532 00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 2: one Acrifi has April survived in the swamp. 533 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 3: We just keep on doors shut. That's why I'm sweating 534 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:11,399 Speaker 3: front doors open, screen door isn't. Look she does get bitten, 535 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:12,880 Speaker 3: but not to that extent. 536 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,760 Speaker 2: Let's put this way, if Lola was a fully. 537 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,320 Speaker 3: Grown woman, wouldn't look so bad because their body would 538 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:19,600 Speaker 3: have spread them out. 539 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 2: Okay my logic there. Yeah, no, I got it very good. 540 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 2: But grow up Lola, it'd be fine. Look they're not great. 541 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,240 Speaker 3: I mean yeah, you definite don't want to get roster 542 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,879 Speaker 3: of a fever. Automati who had that once never recovered properly. 543 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:41,119 Speaker 2: He's like if anything flying comes near, he's like, you know, 544 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,119 Speaker 2: said pneumonia. I don't want to talk about it. They 545 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:48,400 Speaker 2: all died heavy. How do you nan recovered? How Man 546 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 2: had it? Yeah, she's always got pneumonia. Spoon Man not 547 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:57,679 Speaker 2: so much. Rest in Peace RP should do meltdowns, we 548 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 2: should do a new segment. This intro one of the 549 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,480 Speaker 2: worst that we've ever said. I but the worst it is, 550 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,879 Speaker 2: the better it is. I think I can agree with that. 551 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,520 Speaker 3: I don't know if people listening can agree with because 552 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,879 Speaker 3: they probably got to turn this bit off for us. 553 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 2: If you're listening right now, turn it down just a spititch. 554 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,920 Speaker 3: So if you're not familiar with this segment, it's where 555 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,480 Speaker 3: we have people writing and tell us about their kids 556 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 3: or a child they might know most ridiculous meltdown over 557 00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:50,320 Speaker 3: what it's very entertaining. 558 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,280 Speaker 1: But also if anyone is not a parent, because there 559 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,080 Speaker 1: are a few people who don't have kids and they're listening. 560 00:27:55,640 --> 00:28:00,800 Speaker 1: Having kids is just it's NonStop troubleshooting of meltdown. It's 561 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,000 Speaker 1: just doesn't matter. 562 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,639 Speaker 3: I've often said that it's like having an incoherent drunk 563 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,760 Speaker 3: person owning one. 564 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,240 Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what it is. 565 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:10,520 Speaker 1: Things are good, It's only gonna last for maximum five 566 00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,160 Speaker 1: minutes before you have a meltdown. 567 00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And then that's like you have a meltdown 568 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:19,359 Speaker 2: with a drunk person. You know what the fuck? Oh 569 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:19,520 Speaker 2: you know? 570 00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,400 Speaker 3: I love you, man, I, I love you so much. 571 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 3: That's exactly what its parenting. It's they should put that 572 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 3: in the d chair. It's like parenting defined. I'll start 573 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,960 Speaker 3: with just one that happened to me, not my kids, 574 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:35,359 Speaker 3: but I witnessed it firsthand, which I love that the most. 575 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:39,520 Speaker 1: It's enjoyable when you're childless is even better. 576 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 2: And you know when it's a good one when other 577 00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 2: parents around are like, do you know what's wrong? Do 578 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,120 Speaker 2: you know what happened? Oh? Fuck? So I was at 579 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 2: the beach the other day and I just get out 580 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 2: of the car and then all of a sudden, I 581 00:28:53,080 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 2: hear the wind up behavior this kid just screaming like 582 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 2: top of. 583 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 3: Their lungs, Like, oh, I thought maybe they'd fallen over 584 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 3: or something serious had happened. And then April was happened 585 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,560 Speaker 3: to be where like she'd been out of the car 586 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 3: seen it. 587 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:15,479 Speaker 2: What was happening. I hadn't seen it. I just heard it. 588 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,280 Speaker 2: And then I'm walking back behind the car and I 589 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 2: was like, oh, like what happened? 590 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:23,200 Speaker 3: And she was like the kid had an absolute, still 591 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,160 Speaker 3: melting down cry for twenty minutes, right twenty minutes because 592 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:33,760 Speaker 3: it was getting dressed. How da, how dare you dress 593 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 3: me down at the beach to go into the water. 594 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,680 Speaker 2: But then we've walked to our. 595 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:40,360 Speaker 3: Spot of the beach, you can still hear it. Then 596 00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,239 Speaker 3: I hear it coming down the beach, still screaming, and 597 00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck? And the lady next to 598 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 3: us was like, do you guys know what happened? And 599 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,200 Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, they just the kid just got dressed. 600 00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,880 Speaker 2: Didn't like it. 601 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,240 Speaker 1: There is that little split moment from when you've put 602 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,080 Speaker 1: a shirt over the toddler's head. 603 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,880 Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, that's a freak at. 604 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,239 Speaker 1: And then as soon as you're probably in the hole, 605 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,400 Speaker 1: they're like, oh, thank god. 606 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,160 Speaker 3: I always said to ask you when that happens. Nearly 607 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:12,920 Speaker 3: lost today. But they kept going, kept screaming, and then 608 00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:15,720 Speaker 3: the parents thought, you know, it's a good idea, let's 609 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,520 Speaker 3: get him into the water. But also it was a 610 00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:21,560 Speaker 3: northerly swell, so all the water comes from deep water. 611 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,120 Speaker 3: It's really cold compared to what it should be in summer, 612 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 3: and they a little tip. The kid just went off 613 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,600 Speaker 3: just continuous. They had to pack up and go home. 614 00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,080 Speaker 2: D's it's pretty lovely night. The thing is that the 615 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:37,800 Speaker 2: parents would have been like, let's get down to the 616 00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 2: beach for the kid. Yeah, I'm doing this, We're doing 617 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,400 Speaker 2: this for the kid, and ended up having to go. 618 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 1: There is nothing more disheartening than when you were doing 619 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 1: something with the intention nothing else but to try and 620 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: make your child happy, like go into like a kid's 621 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,320 Speaker 1: playground or something like that, and if they don't enjoy it, 622 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 1: obviously a meltdown's fine. But if you can't spin that 623 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,600 Speaker 1: round and like get them to turn the corner, and 624 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: then you come back home and it's just you accept defeat. 625 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:09,760 Speaker 2: Fuck, it is disheartening. I hate that, like I did this, 626 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,680 Speaker 2: I do this for you. Yeah, I don't do it 627 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,680 Speaker 2: for me. I don't know the lines. I know. I 628 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 2: don't want to go to zoo and my legs immediately 629 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 2: hurt as soon as I walk in there. 630 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,120 Speaker 3: It's like, why am I legs so sore? Like I've 631 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:24,680 Speaker 3: been running a marathon today. 632 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 2: I got one here for you. 633 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: This one is from Casey and she's written in and 634 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: she said my toddler had a tantrum because I didn't 635 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,840 Speaker 1: get the receipt after buying three things from Willie's. 636 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:45,640 Speaker 3: Just worried about you going to shops afterwards, warranted like 637 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,600 Speaker 3: why what is it to you? 638 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,240 Speaker 2: Another one? 639 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,040 Speaker 3: I'll just give you one that I've got really quick. 640 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:54,239 Speaker 3: That's actually from a family member of mine. So it's 641 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,160 Speaker 3: from a cousin and they've got two kids. They've got 642 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,480 Speaker 3: one who's like I think she's like three four or 643 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:01,320 Speaker 3: something like that. 644 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,640 Speaker 2: Apparently she has a meltdown because they won't let her 645 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 2: drive the car every time. 646 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 3: Apparently that's about as annoying as a guest ah. She's 647 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,800 Speaker 3: trying to get somewhere it's like you put him in the. 648 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 2: Seat drive maybe fucking do it. 649 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:18,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, Mayson has an obsession with the car that if 650 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,240 Speaker 3: we get her out of the car without it letting 651 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,600 Speaker 3: it have a play in the car melt down. 652 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,600 Speaker 2: Stop that habit right now, I do. Someone else doesn't. 653 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:27,920 Speaker 2: Not naming names. 654 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: This meltdown is one that happens to us, and I 655 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 1: don't know if you're because are the same. We've got 656 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,560 Speaker 1: the double pram and Lola's a really good height because 657 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:40,800 Speaker 1: she's still in like the like the seat pram. Yeah, 658 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 1: perfect height to press the pedestrian pressing button, whereas Marley's 659 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: kind of like wedged on the back. 660 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,040 Speaker 2: Of the suitor, stuck in there somewhere. 661 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 1: And so when we go up to a crossing, Lola 662 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,480 Speaker 1: will press the button and then Marley's like, I'm the 663 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 1: press and then there's this fight of who has to 664 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: press it. 665 00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 2: Last. 666 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: We let Marley press the button and then Laula's like 667 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,440 Speaker 1: I wanted to press it that it's just just all day. 668 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,480 Speaker 3: You'd be there all day being like, okay, last one 669 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,680 Speaker 3: we don't go to I reckon if you didn't be 670 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 3: like that's it, that's the last one. 671 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 2: They would just go back and forth. 672 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,840 Speaker 3: All today because Oscar and Mayson do that. If last 673 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 3: person to get a kiss from mom before they go 674 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 3: to sleep. But Macy would jump up and down in 675 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 3: the cot so that she's the last one. 676 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,680 Speaker 2: She's the youngest. The other day she's jumping up and 677 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:31,840 Speaker 2: down on the cotton head butt a bang, hit the deck, 678 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 2: straight to sleep, Straight to sleep. Concussion. 679 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,720 Speaker 3: Anyway, if you've got one, please send us a d 680 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,200 Speaker 3: M or you've flickers, flickers. 681 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,560 Speaker 2: Not just send us a DM. We don't change the 682 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:44,160 Speaker 2: email address. 683 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:46,880 Speaker 1: I think we might change it. 684 00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:52,240 Speaker 2: What is it? What is it right now? Big dick dad? Yes, 685 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 2: let's move on to some questions. 686 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,720 Speaker 1: I have a question for you can straight up? Do 687 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 1: you mind if I kick off? Yeah? I'm very intrigued 688 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:03,520 Speaker 1: this question because I feel like couples have very varying styles. 689 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 1: This one ashes. This one has come from Paris. Jane 690 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: message me this morning in fact on Instagram direct my messages, 691 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,120 Speaker 1: and she said, we'd love to know how you guys 692 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:23,840 Speaker 1: work through your parenting tips as a couple. Oh so, like, 693 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:29,040 Speaker 1: what's your resolution process? But when you and April are 694 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,480 Speaker 1: having a little argument. 695 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:33,880 Speaker 3: Or haven't like agreed on the outcome, of the parenting situation. 696 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,920 Speaker 3: Like for examples, one for you please, and April does 697 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:41,359 Speaker 3: this a lot, okay, where I'll be like, no, I. 698 00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,760 Speaker 1: Just heard her move upstairs because she does listen in Oh, 699 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,480 Speaker 1: She's like just put an ear to the floor. 700 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,799 Speaker 2: Well, you're about to get sledged whenever, like one of 701 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,600 Speaker 2: the kids is like I want something like this, and 702 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,720 Speaker 2: I'm like no, and I like walk away. Sometimes April 703 00:34:56,760 --> 00:35:00,120 Speaker 2: has given it to them afterwards and I have snoop 704 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 2: to see what happened, and she's done it, So you're 705 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,399 Speaker 2: the you're the bad yeah, and. 706 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 3: I've gone you know, you've got to back me up, 707 00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,239 Speaker 3: like you can't just like it's just like it's just 708 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,480 Speaker 3: easier to do. Usually what happens is we'll have like 709 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,640 Speaker 3: a little tiff. We don't fight very often. 710 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,759 Speaker 2: What happens when you guys actually have a fight. 711 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:21,120 Speaker 3: I think, how there's a lot of fights still open 712 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,200 Speaker 3: we haven't resolved them, which is not good. 713 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:27,920 Speaker 2: How would you guys? 714 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 1: Gay question for you because Laura and I, if we 715 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,560 Speaker 1: have obviously a little disagreement doesn't warrant having a full 716 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,840 Speaker 1: sit down. Yeah, we can't go to sleep without saying 717 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:40,520 Speaker 1: physically or you just. 718 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,080 Speaker 2: Like well, I could probably go to sleep. Look in 719 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 2: the batch bad, go downstairs. 720 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: We need to kind of both acknowledge what was the 721 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,200 Speaker 1: cause of the problem and like say sorry and then 722 00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:55,280 Speaker 1: have a kiss and then. 723 00:35:55,160 --> 00:36:00,359 Speaker 2: We're good to go. I think kiss. Are you guys 724 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,320 Speaker 2: like that? Oh? Do you do? 725 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:01,680 Speaker 1: You guys? 726 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 2: You can let it simmer for a little bit. No, 727 00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:05,399 Speaker 2: we usually just take little digs at each other until 728 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 2: eventually we laughed about it. Oh that's nice and healthy. Yeah, great, anyway, 729 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:13,399 Speaker 2: that's that's the answer. Literally, I'll be like, just ask 730 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:18,839 Speaker 2: mum if she'll give it to you kidney shot. Yeah, 731 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,560 Speaker 2: it seems to be working perfect. We're fine, I swear 732 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,040 Speaker 2: all right, My turn, my mummy turn. 733 00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,759 Speaker 3: Here's one comes from Amy via Instagram. If you could 734 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,279 Speaker 3: erase one aspect or task in parenting. 735 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:41,560 Speaker 2: Forever, what would it be? But is endless? Jesus, it's 736 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:46,160 Speaker 2: a very open ended question. Where do we begin? One thing? 737 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,680 Speaker 3: You just like go, I'll just like paraphrase that a 738 00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,319 Speaker 3: little bit for your game. If you don't mind, man, 739 00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:54,120 Speaker 3: one thing that you fucking hate about it that you 740 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,879 Speaker 3: could just I wish I could never or would never 741 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:59,480 Speaker 3: have to do that ever again in my existence. 742 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 2: I think that. Okay, there's a lot. I can't say 743 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:03,480 Speaker 2: all of it. 744 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,719 Speaker 1: Probably the one that I disliked the most would be 745 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,799 Speaker 1: brushing teeth. Oh yeah, you got yeah, because every time 746 00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,759 Speaker 1: we had a little window we talked about it last year, 747 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: we would say the sugar bugs and unless you get 748 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,600 Speaker 1: rid of the sugar bugs through brushing your teeth, sugar 749 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:22,240 Speaker 1: bugs would rot your teeth away. 750 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,400 Speaker 2: And it worked for a little bit and the kids would. 751 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,560 Speaker 1: Be like, oh, sugar bugs. And on they would like 752 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:31,320 Speaker 1: allow us to brush their teeth. But every time, every 753 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,000 Speaker 1: time the kids are in the bath, I've got to 754 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,120 Speaker 1: brush their teeth. It's like I've got pliers and I'm 755 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:36,879 Speaker 1: pulling out of them. 756 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,320 Speaker 2: Just I've got to pin them down, open your mouth. 757 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,560 Speaker 1: And then Lola's like, I want to do it, and 758 00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: then she just sucks the toothpaste off, swallows it. 759 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:51,000 Speaker 2: She's like finished, that's not it smart. You got to actually, yeah, 760 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,319 Speaker 2: having the battle, it's the battle, and. 761 00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,080 Speaker 1: Then ash and then because like we always finish on 762 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,400 Speaker 1: brushing the teeth. So then I get out of the bath, 763 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 1: they're kicking, screaming. Getting them dressed, they're kicking, scream again. 764 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,719 Speaker 1: It just takes a little while. They finally calm down, 765 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,480 Speaker 1: like midway through the first book. 766 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,719 Speaker 2: Ah, maybe can you tell I hate brushing teeth? Maybe 767 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,040 Speaker 2: brush them at a different time you're onto something. 768 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,359 Speaker 3: Maybe just finish dinner and go guess what, girls, this time, 769 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 3: we're going to brush our teals straight off to dinner 770 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,719 Speaker 3: so the food doesn't get lodged in there, that food out. 771 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:25,879 Speaker 2: That's very clever. What would it be for you? It's 772 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,880 Speaker 2: definitely the battle of It's just like the battle of 773 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:32,360 Speaker 2: trying to get them to listen. That's it, because. 774 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,920 Speaker 3: I feel like if I could remove the aspect of 775 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,360 Speaker 3: me telling them to do something. 776 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:41,560 Speaker 2: To remove disciplining. Is that I hate disciplining them because 777 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,160 Speaker 2: I find that I'm doing it all the time because 778 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:48,719 Speaker 2: they don't listen. Is that a April? No? No, of 779 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 2: course not. I don't know. It's a tough one because 780 00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 2: it's like Oscar, what about reading kids' books? Do you 781 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,160 Speaker 2: like that? It's all boring to me? Man, But I 782 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,040 Speaker 2: don't do that? What about kids play? I do? Like 783 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,319 Speaker 2: I do. April is way more diligent with that that 784 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,840 Speaker 2: she does. The I do the help to the bath, 785 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,520 Speaker 2: we do the bath, get them dress, I say good night. 786 00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,879 Speaker 2: They read a book you're you're the dinner guy. Yeah, 787 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,240 Speaker 2: I'm the dinner guy. I finish. 788 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,480 Speaker 3: Actually, that's it. You've just hit them on the head dinner. 789 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,279 Speaker 3: If I could remove the battle of getting them to 790 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,280 Speaker 3: eat dinner, If I could just get them to eat dinner, 791 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,600 Speaker 3: I reckon I would be a better person. That empathy 792 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,480 Speaker 3: wouldn't be pretend. That would be real. If I could 793 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,400 Speaker 3: get them to eat dinner. 794 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,280 Speaker 1: If there's any scientists out there. 795 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,919 Speaker 2: Figure that out. What do I do starve them? 796 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,839 Speaker 1: Let's not explore the depths of the ocean or like universes. 797 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,080 Speaker 2: No one needs that. Just figure out how to make like. 798 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,680 Speaker 3: There's more grains of sand then there is stars. Just 799 00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:47,680 Speaker 3: tell me how to get my kids to eat that 800 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,080 Speaker 3: fucking dinner. Like if someone served me chicken nuggets and chips, 801 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:55,319 Speaker 3: I would be like, you're the best, not like I 802 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,640 Speaker 3: don't like it. I liked it yesterday, I don't like 803 00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,680 Speaker 3: it today. That's another thing too. If I can get 804 00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,319 Speaker 3: rid of oh god here, same with dinner, the change 805 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,960 Speaker 3: of taste buds over to the course of twenty four hours. 806 00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:07,600 Speaker 3: So I'll be like, have this, and they'll be like, 807 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:08,799 Speaker 3: I'll eat it. 808 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,359 Speaker 2: Okay. That's the key that is it. That's the thing, 809 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,040 Speaker 2: Like I hate watermelon and then you give it to 810 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,160 Speaker 2: them tomorrow and they're like, I don't like it. 811 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,880 Speaker 1: You actually do what my fucking just quickly, Marley was like, 812 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,080 Speaker 1: actually I no longer like having butter on my toast. 813 00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,880 Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's a lie, because I've seen you 814 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:33,279 Speaker 1: eat that by the spoonful this morning and all of 815 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,520 Speaker 1: a sudden, because it's on your toast right now and it's. 816 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,560 Speaker 2: In front of you, haven't even noticed. That's another thing. 817 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:41,440 Speaker 3: Oscar doesn't want veggiemite with butter anymore. So I've been 818 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,839 Speaker 3: sneaking the butter on there. 819 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,279 Speaker 2: I sneak in the butter on the pit. I ain't 820 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:49,799 Speaker 2: raising no freak. And if you have. 821 00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,320 Speaker 1: Any parenting questions, you can submit that to us via 822 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,480 Speaker 1: either one of our personal instagram. 823 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, DM, stop me on the street. 824 00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:01,160 Speaker 1: Be like, I've got a question, don't stop me in 825 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,520 Speaker 1: the street. Actually that's probably what mister Freeze. 826 00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,200 Speaker 2: Was trying to do. I've got a really good dream 827 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,080 Speaker 2: of the ash, please stop. And you're like, fuck off. 828 00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,680 Speaker 2: I literally gave you in the finger and get I 829 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,520 Speaker 2: just wanted to know. 830 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:16,399 Speaker 3: But it was one of those Ah, what is our 831 00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:22,439 Speaker 3: email to dd at out lock out Lock's so two yep, 832 00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,000 Speaker 3: dd at outlook dot com dot au. 833 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,560 Speaker 2: Great, you can submit them there? 834 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,440 Speaker 1: Can I also just say, as well as really quickly 835 00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:32,719 Speaker 1: before we go, Yes, we do have. I believe the 836 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:38,040 Speaker 1: figure is round about forty three calendars. This is chur 837 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,400 Speaker 1: Play twenty twenty four. They are remaining. They are sitting 838 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,680 Speaker 1: there waiting to find a home someone in this country 839 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,040 Speaker 1: to love them. You asked the question, You're like, has 840 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,720 Speaker 1: anyone masturbated over the calendar? 841 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:50,520 Speaker 2: Do you know what? 842 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:51,760 Speaker 1: Nothing would make me happier? 843 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:52,960 Speaker 2: Yes, I welcome it. 844 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:57,680 Speaker 3: I have over the pictures of me because I'm so 845 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,080 Speaker 3: self upset. What my idea was to take them to 846 00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,040 Speaker 3: news agents and put them in the calendar section of 847 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,120 Speaker 3: the news agent, but put free and then film people 848 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:08,799 Speaker 3: picking them up. 849 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,760 Speaker 2: We'll be there for a while. Do love good news agents. 850 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,719 Speaker 2: We just sit there and play scratch thems and we 851 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,040 Speaker 2: need what scratch thems to. 852 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,520 Speaker 3: Scratches one name called scratches Scratch the scratch ems anyway, 853 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,400 Speaker 3: don't gamble. 854 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,759 Speaker 2: Kids, there's some remaining. There is some remaining that are 855 00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,120 Speaker 2: on the budget Smuggler website. They are go grab them. 856 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,200 Speaker 2: Maybe we'll just heavily discount them. Let's give it one 857 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,920 Speaker 2: more week. We've got to left. We'll give weself. I 858 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:33,759 Speaker 2: was wait till next week. 859 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,320 Speaker 1: Hey, they will sell out me let me tell you 860 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:37,719 Speaker 1: they will not. 861 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,680 Speaker 2: We're going to actually put the price up. We can 862 00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:41,560 Speaker 2: do it, like everything must go sale. Yeah, we should 863 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,600 Speaker 2: do that, Okay, we should. We'll see you guys, if 864 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,359 Speaker 2: you've enjoyed this episode. Sorry, that's okay. 865 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,400 Speaker 3: If you enjoyed the episode, please add it to a friend, 866 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,080 Speaker 3: someone who needs to laugh, someone is a cackle, or 867 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:52,280 Speaker 3: someone who's just having a little bit maybe struggling. 868 00:42:51,920 --> 00:42:56,000 Speaker 2: With parenting, because parenting is hard. Parenting is tough, apparently. 869 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,480 Speaker 1: And also we would love if you've enjoyed this episode. 870 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:01,759 Speaker 1: You can, of course subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts, 871 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,640 Speaker 1: so every episode gets delivered straight into your inbox and 872 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,400 Speaker 1: a review, a few stars, a few comments all we 873 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,200 Speaker 1: ask for the end. 874 00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,480 Speaker 2: Goodbye, see you next time.