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Speaker 1: Good Morning is a Christian Acors show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hey Coome Onring Monday Morning, eight minutes past six, Coome Onring,

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Speaker 2: Jack Coome Onning Pats Morning. He passy, just listened to

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Speaker 2: your new sport business hues like we do every half

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Speaker 2: an hour on the show. You say severe weather warning.

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Speaker 2: Then you said showers today in thunderstorm. What part of

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Speaker 2: showers is severe?

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Speaker 3: The thunderstorms woken very rudely at ten to three this

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Speaker 3: morning by.

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Speaker 4: Big Clapper thunder and lightning. Did you west?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Poured rain for about five minutes.

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Speaker 2: Oh gotcha. Ah, Here's We've had a strange weekend. We've

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Speaker 2: actually had a great weekend. By the way that he's

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Speaker 2: now six months old. But the kids puppy that we've

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Speaker 2: got in lockdown, Reggie, the toy poodle, the non dog

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Speaker 2: but kind of dog. Second second visit to the emergency

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Speaker 2: events every the weekend of three months. They're going to

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Speaker 2: think that we are not good parents. What he ate

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Speaker 2: some Argentinian state that I'm on Friday night and obviously

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Speaker 2: it was too spicy. It wasn't for him. We didn't

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Speaker 2: give it to it.

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Speaker 6: The dogs out in.

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Speaker 2: Some of that chimmy churi sauce.

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Speaker 3: Oh dear, did he have the scoots?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like really civilian then you know when they just

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Speaker 2: go really quiet and they put their head in their heads,

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Speaker 2: and he didn't look like.

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Speaker 6: The thinker statue.

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Speaker 2: I think therefore a dog. He did this one jack

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Speaker 2: all right?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she called that sulking.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sulky almost like you're getting taken.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Yeah, he did that for like hours

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Speaker 2: and normally he's like legging it around, being irritating, little

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Speaker 2: six months old dog. So we had to take him

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Speaker 2: Saturday afternoon. Going to need a lawsy card at that vet,

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Speaker 2: I see, and there'd be another visit. He's a hyperchondract anyway,

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Speaker 2: there's nothing they did the X rayser because that's what

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Speaker 2: they have to do, and they charge you the money

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Speaker 2: and all that. There's nothing wrong with the dog to

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Speaker 2: pass this. They just said, just keeping on his bowel movements.

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Speaker 2: So all weekend, weekend or been did you have you

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Speaker 2: seen him go? Have you seen him? I've had to

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Speaker 2: watch him go and then go and expect it like

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Speaker 2: on CSI.

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Speaker 6: And what are you looking for when you're picking through it?

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Speaker 2: Do you really want to get into it?

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Speaker 3: Or is it more consistency, isn't it that you're looking

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Speaker 3: for in that situation?

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Speaker 2: I'm to report back to my wife on color and

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Speaker 2: whether or not there's blood.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 2: These are the practicalities of life when you have dogs,

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Speaker 2: isn't it? It all comes down to stuff like that?

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Speaker 2: How about your weekend, Patsy? Are you like me fearing

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Speaker 2: the next couple of weeks because they're on holidays?

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, she's on holidays now and I'm running out

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Speaker 3: of things to do yesterday?

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Speaker 6: How bad is this?

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Speaker 3: We picked a rock out of the garden bed and

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Speaker 3: painted a pet rock.

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Speaker 5: I'm not kidding.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what you always see? Right? All these

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Speaker 2: like top ten things to do, and now the kids

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Speaker 2: are on holidays, not even in the top one thousand

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Speaker 2: where they go paint rock, pretend it's a pet, and

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Speaker 2: that's that's.

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Speaker 6: Day one of holidays. Waiting for two weeks.

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Speaker 2: Day one hasn't even started. Ten par six. They're painted

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Speaker 2: rocks and pretending they're pets. Let's see if it's got diarrhea,

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Speaker 2: just to make it a bit more realistic.

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Speaker 2: So you can still vote up until eight o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 6: I thought we were ineligible.

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Speaker 2: I voted.

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Speaker 7: I have I thought we were standing back where we're

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Speaker 7: like the judging panel.

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Speaker 2: Well, we don't judge, they judge. Yeah yeah, Oh I

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Speaker 2: didn't vote.

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Speaker 4: Oh you need to don't.

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Speaker 2: I still got time. I forty five minutes left to vote.

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Speaker 6: Who'd you vote for?

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Speaker 2: I can't say that because I'll be influence in their

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Speaker 2: exactly because I know they hang on every word I say.

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Speaker 2: When the Englishman talks, you follow Patsy. You ever had

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Speaker 2: an Have you ever had an MRI scan? I've had

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Speaker 2: one knee before. Yeah, Sarah's got to go in for

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Speaker 2: one tonight. But it's on her head. Do I means

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Speaker 2: she has to go in head first into that. And

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Speaker 2: I can say this now because you know I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to sort of keep it positive over the weekend. But

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Speaker 2: you've seen that tube, You going, yeah, yeah, we did too.

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Speaker 2: But she's got to have an I'm sure she's fine,

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Speaker 2: but she's got to have an MRI scan on her head.

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Speaker 2: And the worst thing is she's got to be in

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Speaker 2: that tube for half an hour and in some kind

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Speaker 2: of net brace still to keep still. And so normally

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Speaker 2: I had one on a knee, but I was only

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Speaker 2: half dipped in. Yeah, and even that I found terrifying. Right,

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Speaker 2: I couldn't relax. I thought, what if the guy you

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Speaker 2: know what, your brain does all this stuff, but what

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Speaker 2: if the guy has a massive heart attack, falls forward,

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Speaker 2: knocks the button that pushes it forward. I go in.

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Speaker 2: It actually feels like because there's no because of my

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Speaker 2: wife isn't listening. She feels like you're going to the light,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 2: He was very clusterphied. Yes, and I was only half

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Speaker 2: dipped into it. My poor wife has to go in.

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Speaker 2: So I went in legs first, just up until above

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Speaker 2: the knee, to the scanning, the noise of the that

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Speaker 2: whatever they.

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Speaker 6: Don't, don't, don't, don't, that's machine.

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Speaker 2: That was me. That was me. That was me. It's

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Speaker 2: like some chanting I was doing. That was what I

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Speaker 2: was getting The gown on is right?

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Speaker 7: So what do they give when you go in head first?

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Speaker 7: Do they give you goggles or ear muffs or anything.

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Speaker 4: You can have ear phones.

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Speaker 2: You can have earphones. So Sarah goes. Sarah is allowed

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Speaker 2: to take her phone and they will jack it in

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Speaker 2: so you can listen to whatever she wants. Sah. So

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Speaker 2: I don't want to listen to half now you know what,

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Speaker 2: I might listen to a show of yours on a podcast.

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Speaker 2: I said, don't do that. She will hear me saying something.

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Speaker 2: She's going to get irritated by the last thing. You

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Speaker 2: need to get irritated in that tube like some I

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Speaker 2: will say something that will pee her off. You don't

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Speaker 2: need that in there. Listen to any other show, but

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Speaker 2: do not listen to your husband.

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Speaker 7: And then it'll come up on the scans all the

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Speaker 7: doctor's moneys. I've never seen this before.

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Speaker 2: The anger center of this woman's brain is off the chart.

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Speaker 2: Were can do seminars about her for the rest of

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Speaker 2: our life.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So today's show it's all about two things. They miss

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Speaker 2: her lyrics. They're going to be moved forward this morning,

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Speaker 2: move a bit earlier, so we got time to did

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Speaker 2: a big announcement just after eight o'clock when voting ends

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Speaker 2: on who's calling Christian, who's winning all the money for

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Speaker 2: the chowity of their choice and themselves as well. Before that,

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Speaker 2: over the weekend, kids and I you told me about

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Speaker 2: this thing where if you go to your phone right

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Speaker 2: now and you look at the most recent text message

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Speaker 2: to you. Whatever that is. Imagine that's on a T

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Speaker 2: shirt that you're wearing from the West of today. What

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Speaker 2: does it say? So for me, it says just sweet

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Speaker 2: car park.

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Speaker 6: I beg your pardon.

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Speaker 2: The reason why it says just sweet car park. It's

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Speaker 2: my eldest daughter, Rube sixteen. She's learning French at the

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Speaker 2: moment and she's got to do some extra homework over

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Speaker 2: for the next two weeks, which she's really happy about,

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Speaker 2: really really happy about. And so I dropped off at

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Speaker 2: the beach yesterday and then it later went to pick

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Speaker 2: her up, and so to help out with her French,

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Speaker 2: I thought I'd text her say I'm there in the

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Speaker 2: car park by simply saying it's just sweet car pish.

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Speaker 6: So you know a bit of French.

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Speaker 2: Jack, Do you know what that means? I am car park?

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Speaker 2: I am car park. That's her dad's idea of happening

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Speaker 2: out with your French LINGO I am car park.

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Speaker 7: But to her that is all you really are, Like

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Speaker 7: you are the car park, you are the car and

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Speaker 7: takes her home.

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Speaker 2: I'm paid, uber, That's what I am. Okay, Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: that's the T shirt I've got to that says just

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Speaker 2: sweet car park Jack. What's your teah going to be saying?

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Speaker 7: Mine is do I owe you eighty nine dollars? That

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Speaker 7: comes in from my dad who last month got me

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Speaker 7: to buy my mum flowers for her birthday from him,

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Speaker 7: and I had to fill out all the website like

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Speaker 7: from Dad, and fill out even the love message because

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Speaker 7: he didn't want Mom to see if he bought it,

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Speaker 7: to see the charge on the credit card and figure

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Speaker 7: out the flowers were coming.

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Speaker 6: So I had to do it. And he still hasn't

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Speaker 6: paid me back.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh, Patsy, what's yours mine is? Oh dear?

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Speaker 3: He looks like Vivian from the Young Ones. My girlfriend

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Speaker 3: yesterday sent a photo of her husband who hasn't had

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Speaker 3: a haircut in about six months, and he actually keV

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Speaker 3: went out, keV Hellier, he was on radio in Melbourne

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Speaker 3: for a long time, went out and bought some scrunchies

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Speaker 3: for his hair. It was that long, I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 3: And he's got a man run on the top of

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Speaker 3: his hair with this scrunchy and he looks like Vivian.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what I googled yesterday how to cut

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Speaker 2: your own hair? And then even as I was halfway

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Speaker 2: through watching a video and that there's no why I'm

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Speaker 2: doing that.

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Speaker 6: Both the girls do it.

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Speaker 2: Told you what to do, they will delight in doing

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Speaker 2: it badly on purpose. You know they well some sort

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Speaker 2: of TikTok video Dad goes at ape because you know,

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Speaker 2: his kids ruined his hair. I could see it now

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Speaker 2: and it will go it will go viral, So I'm

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Speaker 2: not letting it. But I actually started to watch you

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Speaker 2: know those instructional videos fairly well made, aren't they these days?

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Speaker 2: Perfectly lit and edited? And I think what am I

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Speaker 2: even doing watching this? So I did text my hairdresser yesterday, going,

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Speaker 10: Good eight guys here going good.

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Speaker 2: How was your weekend? Scott?

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Speaker 11: Have a good day, Sah.

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Speaker 2: Vanessa, good morning, Good morning Christian.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, your emails. You can email the show whenever you want.

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Speaker 2: We call it late to the party, so your place

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Speaker 7: I mean, what kind of everything on the nature strip

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Speaker 2: that's tight. Christian. They ripped them out of our front

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to here. That's stealing it, Asalius. That's the

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Speaker 7: We got burgled when I lived in a sharehouse when

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Speaker 6: So the stranger called the police and said, there's a thing.

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Speaker 6: And then probably look through the bag. It's like, I'll

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Speaker 7: We went to the police station to identify the stolen

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Speaker 7: Then we're leaving the police station and there's a guy

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Speaker 2: of stuff. But they've been through my credit card statements

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Speaker 2: Ricky Gervaise, Joel Agerton, Bill Bailey, Emma Wiggle or Shane

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Speaker 4: This is mine this week?

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Speaker 2: You're out protesting. You run away all those police horses.

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Speaker 3: This is a big bone of contention at our house.

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Speaker 3: We have this rocking horse that belonged to Audrey as

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Speaker 3: a toddler. And Chris is you know, there's two types

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Speaker 3: of people in a relationship. There's the hoarder and there's

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Speaker 2: Really well, we've seen your desk here at work. It's

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Speaker 2: a shrine. I mean there's so much stuff there. Icons

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Speaker 7: Can't even see the desktop wallpaper because there's so many icons.

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Speaker 2: On you or every new store you've read out is

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Speaker 3: Way, Yes, you never know when you'll need it. No,

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Speaker 3: know we have one of these every few months. It's

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Speaker 4: There's less room.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, This rocking horse keeps going out on the dump pile,

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Speaker 3: one is that it's perfect. It's like near new, this thing.

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Speaker 3: And he's so cute. He's got a little sad and

441
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Speaker 3: stirrups in a lead and you push one of his

442
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,480
Speaker 3: ears and he goes, you know, click click click click,

443
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:07,600
Speaker 3: like the hooves in him. He's very cute and he'll

444
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Speaker 3: make one little boy or girl very happy. I can't

445
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:13,080
Speaker 3: just chuck it in, you know, get them to put

446
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Speaker 3: it in the garbage truck and it gets all filthy

447
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:17,639
Speaker 3: and you can't use it. The second reason is I

448
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,719
Speaker 3: can't let it go. I can't so anyway I get

449
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Speaker 3: all this.

450
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Speaker 2: I'm a horder pats In.

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Speaker 4: I'm shocking.

452
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Speaker 2: We still have the rocking horse that the kids used

453
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Speaker 2: to get on. Still got it? Yeah, I got it

454
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Speaker 2: in the garage here. I will never Everything else can go,

455
00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:31,760
Speaker 2: but I'm never getting rid of that rocking horse.

456
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Speaker 8: Right.

457
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Speaker 3: You know what I've done? So the love God, he

458
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,239
Speaker 3: doesn't know I've still got it. I put it in

459
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Speaker 3: the boot of my car, just driving around with it

460
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Speaker 3: permanently because he doesn't know, because I know if he

461
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Speaker 3: knows it's there, he will put it back out on

462
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Speaker 3: the curb.

463
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Speaker 2: So you're just going to keep moving it. Well, what

464
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 2: happens that the police put you over one day and

465
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,280
Speaker 2: go pop the trunk that weird.

466
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Speaker 6: Horse in the the body of a dead horse in

467
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Speaker 6: your boot.

468
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Speaker 3: But you know what I've already, I've earmarked it for Mel,

469
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Speaker 3: our beautiful audio producers. She had a little girl recently,

470
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Speaker 3: and it will be lovely.

471
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're finding it a great new owner.

472
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 3: Yes, and I thought, no, Aunt, that is for Mel's

473
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Speaker 3: little girl. She will love that when she comes back

474
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Speaker 3: to work. She'll be the perfect age.

475
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,720
Speaker 4: At about twelve months old, you can put a.

476
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Speaker 2: Baby on a rocking horse Pats normally where they're four

477
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 2: or five, they kind of sit up right.

478
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Speaker 6: They're not even crawling.

479
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 2: No one's thanking you for an actual core workout of

480
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:28,719
Speaker 2: a rocking horse for a twelve month old baby might

481
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 2: be jumping in her car boot and leaving it in

482
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Speaker 2: the next five years until the baby can actually sit

483
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,439
Speaker 2: up right. They can't even hold their head head up

484
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 2: right there drunk.

485
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Speaker 7: It's like one of those those bulls at the pub

486
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Speaker 7: in a Southern American bar, and you have to stay.

487
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Speaker 2: Keep it in the boot Pats.

488
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Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

489
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Speaker 2: That's You're so right. In every relationship, there is always

490
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: one person who's the hoarder. I don't want the opposite.

491
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 2: It is the flinger is trying to get rid of

492
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 2: all the gifts. I'm the hoarder. If you look into it,

493
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 2: you've seen the state of this studio and desk square on.

494
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,360
Speaker 2: I mean, Jack, have you seen the crap that I've

495
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 2: just spread out everywhere?

496
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, you do two types of holding a daily horde,

497
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 7: which is like any piece of paper you think could

498
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 7: be helpful for the show. It's spread across all the buttons,

499
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 7: so I don't know how you see the buttons on

500
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 7: the faders. And then you've got that bookcase that you

501
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,199
Speaker 7: had them put in. It wasn't even in the studio.

502
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,960
Speaker 7: You had them build a bookcase so you can just

503
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 7: put every piece of paper you've ever used on the show.

504
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,680
Speaker 7: But no filing cabinet, no notes or like, no posters

505
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Speaker 7: or anything.

506
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Speaker 2: There's no organization front. I get through about one a

507
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 2: week of these a four ring binders, and as we're

508
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,600
Speaker 2: doing the show, I make notes or things I might

509
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: want to talk about, and there is about there's at

510
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:44,880
Speaker 2: least thirty there that have been filled up. I don't

511
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,800
Speaker 2: know what I'm going to why I'm still insisting on

512
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 2: hanging on, Like one day I'm going to those gold

513
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:53,560
Speaker 2: in there there's idea, idea, only moment I could find

514
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 2: the next have you ever touched a monkey? Idea? This

515
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 2: in there? After that? Goodness there I remember some of

516
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:01,480
Speaker 2: the biggest u because we've had between my wife and

517
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: I about my reluctance to get rid of anything. Do

518
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 2: you remember when I moved here, how she wanted to

519
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 2: get rid of my evil and evil signed a print. Yes,

520
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe that I was getting ready to walk

521
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 2: out the house with the prince that goes I go

522
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: with it. If Marie Condo came around to see me,

523
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 2: I think she'd faint. I'd be her hardest subject. You know,

524
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 2: we're off next week on a break. And my wife said,

525
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 2: it's so great you're off next week because you can

526
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,840
Speaker 2: finally go through your cupboard, see what clothes you don't

527
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 2: want to have a spring clean. I might just not

528
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: have a week off. Actually, just stay here, chack. What's

529
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,400
Speaker 2: the song that sums up your week?

530
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Speaker 7: Well, you guys are going to make fun of me

531
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 7: for this, but it is true that I am stiff

532
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 7: and sore today from a weekend of gardening.

533
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: Oh what was hard? Word bending and twist?

534
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Speaker 7: I tell you, gardening is a young man's sport. I've

535
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 7: never had a.

536
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 2: Young man on this show. Thirty two, you're the youngest man.

537
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 7: Gardening defeated me this weekend. And that's why this is

538
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 7: my song.

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Speaker 5: I can't.

540
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: Who's who's this? This is someone busking over the weekend.

541
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Speaker 6: This is Martin Creed.

542
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 7: Oh love it has this googled songs about not being

543
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 7: like your body saw and you can't move.

544
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Speaker 4: Yes, what are those guns?

545
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,000
Speaker 6: Though? Sleeves rolled up?

546
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,399
Speaker 2: I noticed that ten minutes ago he was rolling his

547
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 2: T shirt sleevezer to show for the video, and I

548
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 2: didn't want to. It was so sad. I didn't want

549
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,120
Speaker 2: to say anything. It was like looking at the sun.

550
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 2: I know. It was like he's rolling his sleeves like

551
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 2: he's in the nineteen fifties Greasa movie Where's Your Flick Knife?

552
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: And all this. He's west side. Have you sharks or

553
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 2: the jets?

554
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,639
Speaker 7: That's a coincidence. This jet I'm worrying today. It actually

555
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 7: has billowy sleeves and I don't like it. They're too wide,

556
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 7: They're I have to roll them up just to keep him.

557
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:53,159
Speaker 2: Definition of first world problems is hashtag billowy sleeves of

558
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 2: my T shirt. Welcome to the gun show. Everybody suns out,

559
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 2: guns out.

560
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Speaker 6: Well, we've wasn't It wasn't an arm workout that the

561
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 6: gardening got me?

562
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Speaker 2: What is it? The oblique? How do old people do it?

563
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 6: I don't know. I really don't know.

564
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 2: Ripped.

565
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 7: I think it's because we left it so long, so

566
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 7: we're there's a train line being built outside our house.

567
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 6: And we got kicked out of our handy formans.

568
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 7: We're gone back to the house this weekend to tend

569
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 7: to the weeds because we haven't been there since I

570
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 7: got It was like Jumungji when the forest grows through

571
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Speaker 7: the house. Like we had to get in there with

572
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Speaker 7: machetes and.

573
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Speaker 2: We'll be wearing I hope you won't wear any billowy

574
00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: sleeves the weeds or they got those billowy sieves, So

575
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:40,600
Speaker 2: drag you in there, Jack.

576
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 7: So we had grass growing like taller than me, and

577
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Speaker 7: you have to you can't just pull that out of

578
00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 7: the ground.

579
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 2: And the whipper snipper will just get chewed up. Mine.

580
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:51,959
Speaker 6: Oh, I can't can't whip a snipper.

581
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:55,120
Speaker 7: I can't mow it obviously, because you've got to get

582
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 7: it out first. I have this big like I think

583
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 7: it's called a pinch bar or like a like a crowbar.

584
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 2: But in a garden someone called Costa.

585
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Speaker 6: I did.

586
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 7: It's a crowbars the size of me, and you sort

587
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 7: of like get it into the ground.

588
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 2: What kind of savage to garden with a crowbar.

589
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,879
Speaker 7: I would have done this two hundred times over the

590
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 7: weekend to get under the under the big grass and

591
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 7: like leverage it out and then Bianca is pulling.

592
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: It now Afghanistan out there.

593
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 7: Now it just looks like bare dirt everywhere except for

594
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 7: the corner that we didn't get to because you know,

595
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,920
Speaker 7: we did half the garden. Now we'll do half next weekend.

596
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 7: But you've got to just rip it out.

597
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 6: Yeah you can't. It's not about mowing it down, it's

598
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 6: it was like.

599
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: Get rid of it.

600
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

601
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: Well so in the old green bin.

602
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Speaker 7: The whole the whole street's going right because they shut

603
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 7: down the whole street to build the train line. So

604
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 7: we have been getting neighbors bins like we filled three

605
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 7: or four green bins.

606
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Speaker 4: Oh you're one of those.

607
00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 6: We like we're taking down jungle sized trees.

608
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,640
Speaker 2: A chrome bar. I've never.

609
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We got to tell you this, guys. I had a

611
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 2: terrible nightmare last night. I was we're a T shirt

612
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 2: and a billowy sleeves. You know, is that real? Am

613
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 2: I in a T shirt now billowy sleeves? From my

614
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:30,439
Speaker 2: dreaming about such a horrific situation, I just you know,

615
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 2: it stays with you for a couple of hours, deeply

616
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 2: unsetting with the thought of being in a billowy armed

617
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Speaker 2: T shirt.

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Speaker 1: I just.

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Speaker 6: We're already.

620
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Speaker 2: Okay, show dad, Okay, all right, there's something that sums

621
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Speaker 2: up my week. What an awful thing my wife did

622
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: to me Friday? Okay. So I'm at home and I

623
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 2: get a text message from my going, hey, waited till

624
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 2: the end of the week to tell you this. And

625
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 2: I've had a lot going on. There's gonna be in

626
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 2: Ikea delivery. Can you put it together? I'm like, what

627
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: who would do that on a Friday? On a Friday,

628
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: who's good? In cushion? Ended? And we all will. In fact,

629
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 2: after it ended, after nine o'clock, we all had a

630
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: shot of tequila each, can't we? And I'm getting that

631
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: news two hours later that there's a delivery coming. It

632
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 2: gets worse. The Ikea van pulls up. It's not that

633
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 2: the ice cream van. It should have a siren just

634
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: warning you that it's coming. It arise and they they're

635
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: all in their masks, they're all using protocols that we

636
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 2: all are right now. They can't bring and lug all

637
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 2: the gear in.

638
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 4: Oh you got to carry it and you're right from.

639
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 2: The van now, not just that it was a sofa

640
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 2: and a coffee table. I thought with the sofa, says

641
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 2: a sofa, it will come as guess what a sofa? No,

642
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 2: won't Ikea. They don't even bother to build the sofa.

643
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 2: It came in five parts.

644
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 4: Oh seriously, five parts.

645
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 2: And it wasn't just snap snap in seat cushions on that.

646
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 2: It took me two hours to do it. Then there

647
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 2: was a coffee table to build as well. The gruntling

648
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: what it was called, that had like two shelves underneath it.

649
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: What is it about IKEA stuff? Every time you think, no,

650
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 2: I'm not going to lose my mind on this one.

651
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 2: I'm going to just lay it all out and get

652
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: everything ready, all the downs out, when in seconds you

653
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 2: look over the the instruction you thinking there must be

654
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: a page missing. No, this is it. It's like a

655
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 2: cave drawing, isn't It's like something in an Egyptian coffin

656
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 2: and it's just like my mind, Oh darkness, smile, How

657
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 2: could you do this to me? Why would you leave

658
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 2: such a thing for me to do?

659
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 7: You're always convinced as a page missing on the YEP.

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Speaker 2: That's why it takes so long. You're looking at it all.

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Speaker 2: You don't know which is north, which is south. Plus

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Speaker 2: there's always something left over, isn't it. There's always a

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Speaker 1: Right Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Great news. That's the Bureau of Far Weather Meteorology. They've

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Speaker 2: He's up in the air.

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Speaker 6: Lift up.

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Speaker 2: You can play out, Come down, Jackie boy.

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Speaker 5: It's just another miss heard.

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Speaker 2: Many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics a bit earlier than normal,

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Speaker 2: but this morning after eight they were announcing it the

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Speaker 2: winner of Who's calling Christian miss hurd lyrics? So this

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Speaker 2: out works. You send them in over the last seven days,

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Speaker 2: we go through them. If we agree with your misheard

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Speaker 2: Now for the really great ones, Hall of Favor to

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Speaker 2: to Martin Luther King. I cannot not hear Peter hutting

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Speaker 2: thinking nothing is wrong? But by or is it? You

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Speaker 2: can't go on thinking nothing's wrong? Pork Pie. It's a softer,

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Speaker 2: subtle one. All right, come up next ten all the

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Speaker 2: ones you've been sending in the round up of the

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Speaker 2: last seven days. There's some great ones to ground.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian o'connells the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: It's just another miss Herdman day.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right, then let's go

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Speaker 2: through all the mishard lyrics you've been sending in over

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Speaker 2: the last seven days. First of all, then Big John's

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Speaker 2: got his ones cutting crew. I just died in your

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Speaker 2: arms tonight. Diary sits by the bedside table, Dorry Buford

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Speaker 2: sizing or is it Dolly sits by the bedside table.

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Speaker 5: Side.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm hearing Dolly, she's by that bedside table. Fu

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Speaker 2: Se maroon five? What lovers do been wishing for you?

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Speaker 2: Or is it? Oh pulled my ship for you? Keeping

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Speaker 2: the old turtles heading?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 2: Too much time of the day. No, I don't much

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Speaker 2: for any time of the day. Are we hearing it

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Speaker 2: or not? I'm hearing. I'll give myself a he pulled

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Speaker 2: it in. Okay, let's move on to this one from Aderson.

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Speaker 2: Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it? The

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Speaker 2: touch of your hand makes my pulse react.

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Speaker 5: The judger, your hand makes my bows?

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Speaker 2: Great song that mazer voice? Turner? Or is it the

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Speaker 2: touch of your hand makes my balls tracked? Because could

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Speaker 2: couldns balls? You know sometimes when you're serving and you

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Speaker 2: have two or three spare.

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Speaker 7: Ye or you got the ball machine and it needs

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Speaker 7: to suck one back in.

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Speaker 2: Five Tina Turner, the touch of your hand makes my

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Speaker 2: balls retract.

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Speaker 5: The judger, your hand makes my bows.

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Speaker 4: You can't do that to Tina.

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Speaker 2: I hear makes my balls react, react, That's what I'm hearing.

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Speaker 5: The judger, your hand makes my bows.

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Speaker 2: I don't agree that this is going straight in. That's

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Speaker 2: all of favor. Mark is listening to us on the

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Speaker 2: iHeart platform in Sydney. Good morning, Mark, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: That begs night fever. I got fire in my mind.

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Speaker 2: I got hire in my walking. Or is it I

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Speaker 2: got fire in my mind. I can't hide it in Milwaukee.

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Speaker 2: That is a funny one, Mark, that is great. I

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Speaker 2: got fire in my mind. I can't hide it in Milwaukee. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's a great one. Luke Chili Pepper's under the Bridge,

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Speaker 2: under the Bridge downtown. I'm not sure about this. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to miss your toe. Actually, have another listen. I'm

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Speaker 2: going to miss your tone. There they all get them today,

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Speaker 2: High school around Wendy Franklin. Lay Down Sally by Eric Clapton,

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Speaker 2: simply lay down Sally? Is it? Hey, Tom Selleck end?

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Speaker 2: The streak has ended, Folks one final one, Christian. You

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Speaker 2: had this one on the one second Winner last week.

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Speaker 2: And I think it's a misheard lyric for kiss Me

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Speaker 2: by sixpence none the richer. Strike up the band and

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Speaker 2: make the fireflies dance.

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Speaker 5: Stag fireflies dance?

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Speaker 2: Or is it strike up the band and make the

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Speaker 2: fireflies dance?

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Speaker 5: Stag the fireflies dance?

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Speaker 2: It is there sort of fart flies. I don't believe

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Speaker 2: I've heard sir David adambro're talking about those Planet Earth.

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Speaker 2: All right, Thank you very much for those great round

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Speaker 2: this week. Send us yours for next Monday. Miss her

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Speaker 2: lyrics anytime you get them or hear them. Christian at

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 2: Podcast time now to announce the winner, your winner of

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Speaker 2: Who's Calling Christian. So for two weeks we've been asking

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Speaker 2: to get celebrities onto the show and the celebrity could

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Speaker 2: be winning twenty thousand dollars for the charity of their choice.

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Speaker 2: And if you've got them onto the show and they

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Speaker 2: win your vote, then you also could be winning twenty

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars as well. And I think at the end

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Speaker 2: of it, by Friday when it ended, you've got fifty

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Speaker 2: three celebrities to call us, which is extraordinary. So thank

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Speaker 2: you very much for It's a really different kind of

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Speaker 2: thing to do Who's Calling Christian and a lot of

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Speaker 2: you have to send all these messages to celebrities on

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Speaker 2: Instagram and Twitter, on Facebook, and sometimes they don't reply

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Speaker 2: line you don't know if they're ever going to call,

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Speaker 2: and I guess the majority don't actually give us a call.

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Speaker 2: But I still appreciate the efforts you've gone to to

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Speaker 2: make it work and the fact that we had some

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Speaker 2: amazing chats with so many different people from all over

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Speaker 2: the world. I really enjoyed listening to it. I absolutely

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Speaker 2: loved doing it. There were some real funny moments with

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Speaker 2: so many different people. I feel like at the end

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Speaker 2: of it, we've made some new friends. Secret Vinnie the

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Speaker 2: courier driver and cost and I were swapping messages over

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Speaker 2: the weekend.

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Speaker 6: I saw warning follows you on Twitter now as well.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and father father Bob and Michelle Payne. Oh great. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I picked up lots of new friends with him. That's

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Speaker 2: why I do it, really for the contact. But anyway,

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Speaker 2: we had to. We had the very tough job. Maybe

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Speaker 2: next year we're announced the top ten. It's hard to

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Speaker 2: get it down to a five. But we announced the

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Speaker 2: top five at the end of it nine am on Friday,

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Speaker 2: and the top five is based on well we felt

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Speaker 2: were the most enjoyable calls, the best calls, and looking

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Speaker 2: at your reaction as well over the two weeks. So

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Speaker 2: the top five in no order was Shane Worn, Emma Wiggle,

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Speaker 2: Bill Bailey, Joel and Ricky Gervas. That's a great Naught show.

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Speaker 2: You think that's one of his best lineups in here.

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Speaker 2: It's an incredible lineup and there is a winner out

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Speaker 2: there is a clear winner as well. Let's find out

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Speaker 2: who is your winner of Who's Calling Christian twenty twenty?

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Speaker 1: Who's who's calling Christian?

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Speaker 9: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Christian?

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Speaker 1: This is Joel Legendent.

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Speaker 13: Hello, it's your old friend Ricky Gervas.

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Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian. It's Bill Bailey finding from London.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Christian.

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Speaker 11: This is em Cado Christian.

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Speaker 2: It's Shane want calling you mate. All right? The winner

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Speaker 2: of this year is whose calling Christian is? Ricky Jervas?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, excellent?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what that's a That's right? You know,

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Speaker 2: bevern in mind. Ricky's making a live acceptance speech. Now

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Speaker 2: is this the thing you can people before going to bed?

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Speaker 2: Are you even in bed doing your acceptance speech?

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Speaker 9: No, I've just been watching last night's UFC. I've had

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Speaker 9: a a little drink.

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Speaker 2: I'm loving alive here and did you see that?

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Speaker 9: I have another one now, just celebrate.

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Speaker 2: And did you watch the Covent and Tyrone Woodley?

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Speaker 9: I haven't watched that yet. I'm just watching the build

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Speaker 9: up to it. I watched, I watch everything. I watched

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Speaker 9: the undercards, I watched the warm up. It's great that there.

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Speaker 9: It's it's saved me through the through the pandemic because

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Speaker 9: they've been fighting, you know, all around the world. It's

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Speaker 9: like no audience, and it's really weird because with no audience,

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Speaker 9: you can hear the punch.

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Speaker 2: It's even more fisceral, isn't it.

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Speaker 13: It is it is, and you can hear what they're saying,

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Speaker 13: and you can hear the corner.

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Speaker 9: It's just great. It's a great experience. They were yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 9: it's really you know, it really shows the violence for

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Speaker 9: all this square.

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Speaker 2: There's an amazing there's an amaz amazing post fight interview

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Speaker 2: from the fights Ricky were between cowboys Seroni and his

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Speaker 2: opponent Nico, where they both start crying afterwards about how

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Speaker 2: much how much they're missing their sons because they've been

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Speaker 2: training for the last two or three months. It's this amazing,

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Speaker 2: bizarre moment. Both are splatted with each other's blood and

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Speaker 2: then they start crying afterwards. You'll see later on when

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Speaker 2: you watch the rest of the fights. It's amazing.

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Speaker 9: Well, I whenever I'm recovered in blood, I start crying

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Speaker 9: as well, particularly aggressive pimple. I cracked my cheek getting

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Speaker 9: a headis ball out of a privet hege the other day,

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Speaker 9: and I was in tears. I was going, it's really stingy, James,

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Speaker 9: it's really stingy. I think I might have got technis,

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Speaker 9: so I need an injection the little scratch on my kit.

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Speaker 2: So listen, this is great news. You're the overwhelming winner, Ricky,

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Speaker 2: and it means lovely twenty thousand dollars for your charity,

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Speaker 2: which is a dog's charity. Tell us about that, mate.

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Speaker 9: It's all Dogs Matter.

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Speaker 11: It's sort of my go to.

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Speaker 9: Charity because they work sort of twenty four seven. As

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Speaker 9: I told you last moment. We go walking every day,

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Speaker 9: we meet loads of dogs, and honestly, the percentage that

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Speaker 9: without it's all dogs matter. Dogs they do so much

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Speaker 9: and they're small charities go up. You know, things like

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Speaker 9: this make a huge difference. It's not gobbled up in

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Speaker 9: you know, sort of red tape and admin and all

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Speaker 9: that sort of thing. It goes straight to where it's

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Speaker 9: needed and it goes it goes to dogs.

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Speaker 13: So yeah, and there are many, there are many like this.

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Speaker 9: You know I should say that, but this is the

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Speaker 9: one I chose the top of my head when I

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Speaker 9: called him, because I know they're great.

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Speaker 2: Great. I love the fact you say all the twenty

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Speaker 2: them handing out like ten twenty fifty dollar notes of

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Speaker 2: some of the dogs you.

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Speaker 13: I think, though, I think that eventually when I own money,

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Speaker 13: I think, eventually that will all go to stop house

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Speaker 13: and I've been.

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Speaker 9: In bed and I drink beer. Any any money that's

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Speaker 9: left over from my life will go to dark. And

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Speaker 9: I tell people, even if they hate me, they may

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Speaker 9: as well buy my DVD and stuff it. Eventually it

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Speaker 9: all goes to dark.

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Speaker 2: You should have that on your Teamstone Ricky debate. It

877
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 2: all goes to dogs.

878
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, exactly. And I understand there's a problem with a

879
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 9: guy who told me about it on Twitter? Is that true?

880
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 9: The amentable together.

881
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 2: Well, the way this works is, or it should work,

882
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 2: is that the celebrity that wins, So in this case

883
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 2: you they get twenty thousand dollars for the charity of

884
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 2: their choice, and then the listener who asked them to

885
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 2: call in or the first one, they also get twenty

886
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 2: thousand dollars as well, but the thing is, the guy

887
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 2: I think who got you to call in is in

888
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 2: the UK teas and see that did can't he can't

889
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 2: win his twenty thousand dollars?

890
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 9: Oh no, did he know that? I thought he knew.

891
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,760
Speaker 2: I thought you would have told him or something.

892
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 9: I don't even know him. But I was just honest

893
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 9: when they said who told you about this? I was

894
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 9: just honest. I don't know the guy? Oh no, I

895
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 9: think I've mentioned him as well. So you think he's

896
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 9: getting twenty grand? What are you gonna do? So he

897
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,400
Speaker 9: just can't have anything?

898
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 5: Oh?

899
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 2: You?

900
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 9: What is evil? Evil?

901
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 8: Corporation?

902
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: Corporation? With hap a minute? Were you just thanking u

903
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 2: cerly for giving twenty thousand dollars to dogs?

904
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 9: But now I'm worried about some random bloke who I've

905
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 9: never heard of, which just happened to tell me to

906
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:36,560
Speaker 9: call in.

907
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 13: And I did, and now I feel I aw him

908
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 13: twenty grown?

909
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: Well yeah, why don't you just what do you think?

910
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 2: He's a reincarnated dog? And it was so easier with

911
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 2: your conscience?

912
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 9: So what do you get?

913
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 11: Nothing?

914
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:49,280
Speaker 9: Who gets the other twenty grand?

915
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 2: Then the dogs? Right?

916
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 9: So the dogs get forty grand?

917
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:54,120
Speaker 2: Yes?

918
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 9: And this bloke who I never heard of.

919
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 13: I don't know him that I happened to see a tweet.

920
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 9: He gets nothing. He probably should have read the small

921
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 9: print that he's not eligible. But I can't help but feel.

922
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 11: A bit sorry for him.

923
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, I do feel Madam. What's great about

924
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 2: this is you've just created a very big problem. It's

925
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 2: Monday morning for us. I was having to a nice

926
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: week ahead of me, taking easy.

927
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 9: And I'm totally innocent in this.

928
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 2: You've lied to a guy saying that you've pranked him,

929
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 2: saying he's going to win twenty thousand laws. He's probably

930
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 2: left his wife and job. Oh no, probably have sorted

931
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: this all out over the weekend.

932
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 9: This has really put a dampener on the.

933
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 11: Joy ofn't it.

934
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 2: It's the worst accepting speech ever. We're talking about teas

935
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: and seas.

936
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like someone's just won the Grand Prix and

937
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 9: they're they're cracked over the champagne and someone said.

938
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:56,919
Speaker 13: You run over a badgert got okay, But okay, let's

939
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 13: get it to hospital and I'll keep the camp.

940
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 9: Okay, I'll be back.

941
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,279
Speaker 2: God right, listen, we're sort that's been out, so I'm

942
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna say a game now, Ricky Jaas, you're

943
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 2: the winner of Who's calling Christian Ray?

944
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 9: Well, don't order of forty grand dogg is Ray?

945
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 2: All right, Ricky, nice one, mate, thank you. We're sort

946
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: that out. Okay, thanks for doing that.

947
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: Rick Bye. Who Who's calling Christian? Christian?

948
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 13: Hello?

949
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,840
Speaker 1: Good Christian O'Connell show podcast.

950
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,640
Speaker 2: So, Ricky Juas is your winner getting a I think

951
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 2: about sort of thirty or forty percent of all of

952
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 2: the votes. So Ricky wins. So the great news is

953
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 2: where we work out what we can do about Greggy Boy.

954
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 2: We will sort him out. A dog charity, Little independent

955
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 2: dog Charity are getting forty thousand dollars thanks to all

956
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 2: your votes. Thanks that. Meanwhile, so you know, obviously Shane

957
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 2: Warn and Bill Bailey, Emma Wiggle, Joel led to you

958
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 2: know all in the mix as well. I have just

959
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 2: seen a miscall on my phone from Bill Bailey. Seriously

960
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 2: I have is he on the line? Bill, Yes, but

961
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 2: I've just seen a miscall from you as.

962
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:16,919
Speaker 11: Well, trying to ring you.

963
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 2: Bill, Bill, Bill, you didn't win it, but you came

964
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 2: really close.

965
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 11: Oh oh never mind, Oh it was who won then? Ricky?

966
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 2: Ricky?

967
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 11: Yes, well, of course it's a good charity. It's a

968
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 11: very good cause. Obviously a big dog lover of himself.

969
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,400
Speaker 11: And we've got we've actually got to five rescue dogs,

970
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 11: have you. Yeah, And and you know what the thing

971
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 11: about rescue dogs is the second land ones. Yeah, I

972
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:50,759
Speaker 11: call them.

973
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 8: And and the thing is, you don't you never know

974
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 8: what you're getting with us with a secondhander, you know,

975
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 8: because some of them they'll be the.

976
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 11: Adoral slam and they'll just jump up in the air thing.

977
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 11: Oh lord, it's got some weird you know, neurosis you

978
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 11: didn't know about. And there's one dog we had which

979
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 11: was like it was turned out of a house. It was,

980
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 11: you know, and it was living rough and so they

981
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 11: had big story, you know what I mean, Like people

982
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 11: just so do mean things. But you know, this dog

983
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 11: was they'd been a pet and then they just turned

984
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 11: it out on the street and it was living rough

985
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 11: on the streets. So we you know, we just felt

986
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 11: sorry for it and gave it a home. And he

987
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 11: had a big, long mournful face and he was like,

988
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 11: oh you know, and then he tried and then he

989
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 11: would come and sleep on the bed and then my

990
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 11: wife's going you get that dog off the bed, and

991
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 11: I'm going no, but he's he's lived on the streets

992
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 11: and he's lived rough and you know, he's had a

993
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 11: hard life, and come on, let him. Let him sit

994
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 11: on the bed, all right, So we go to the bed. Anyway,

995
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 11: this was like, this was two years ago, and he's

996
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:55,799
Speaker 11: still giving it the long face and oh, oh god,

997
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 11: sleep on the bed. I had a terrible time of it.

998
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 11: And I'm thinking I'm looking at him, going, hey, this

999
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 11: study poor me act is wearing a bit thin out.

1000
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 11: Just get off the bed now. And he's like, I've

1001
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 11: had a terrible life. No, you had nothing but decent

1002
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 11: food and love and attention for two years.

1003
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 9: Mate.

1004
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 11: You're really you're pushing your luck now.

1005
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: And Ben, I think this is why you didn't win

1006
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 2: the vote.

1007
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 11: Oh well, you mean I'm about to just chuck him

1008
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 11: out again, right, it's probably selful for im property with you, mate,

1009
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 11: You pushing your out, that's what got you chapped, you

1010
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 11: out in the first place.

1011
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 2: So Bill, you came a very you're you're you're really

1012
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 2: really neckinget with with Ricky. I'm sorry you didn't win it.

1013
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 11: Never mind, never mind, but you know what, it's been

1014
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 11: great chatting to you and very I'm very glad that

1015
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 11: we've got some publicity for my charity, Crew Care, which

1016
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 11: is a fantastic Australian charity raising money for you know,

1017
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,280
Speaker 11: people who are working in the live enter journey business.

1018
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 11: So I'm very glad they've got some publicity at it

1019
00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 11: which is great.

1020
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,799
Speaker 2: Good on you for supporting them, and so we're going

1021
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 2: to get you back in the show and a couple

1022
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 2: of weeks time when the book is out.

1023
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 11: Yes, absolutely, that's right. Yeah, I'll be on. I'll be

1024
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 11: back on the back on the phone again talking to here.

1025
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: Why not, No, no, no, We're try and do something

1026
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 2: for your little music done your shed. Let's have you

1027
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 2: live from the shed.

1028
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,959
Speaker 11: Ah, that's a great idea. Okay then yeah, we'll set

1029
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 11: it up live from the Bunker of Dreams.

1030
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 2: Get that old miserable dog in there as well in

1031
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 2: the background.

1032
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 11: Yeah, I get the old grumpy looking doggy.

1033
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 2: All right, Bill, we've got to go. I was speaking

1034
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 2: a couple of weeks stuff thanks bell about by.

1035
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:48,440
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1036
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 2: All right, today's that word time waster is elderly bands

1037
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,960
Speaker 2: make a band older. Have here the oldest song they're

1038
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 2: recorded was found in the ancient Syrian city of oh

1039
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 2: Got on clay tablets three and a half thousand years ago.

1040
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,280
Speaker 2: A professor spent fifteen years deciphering it. Here is the banger,

1041
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:25,840
Speaker 2: thousands of years old. Do you reckon right? Professor just

1042
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 2: made it up fifteen years. Come on, mate, fifteen years.

1043
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 6: He had nothing to show for it.

1044
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 2: You know, I know some bands have long layoffs in

1045
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 2: between albums. Fifteen years for you to work on this.

1046
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 4: That's one of those simon games.

1047
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 5: You know you've.

1048
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 2: Got a sound. That's sorry, a ten year old mate.

1049
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 2: All right, elderly bands, best what we get from you

1050
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 2: guys today? Great news, they're back. Discrepancy records. Got over

1051
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,960
Speaker 2: seventy thousand lpiece available Google discrepancy records. You get one

1052
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty dollars to get yourself one hundred fifty

1053
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,280
Speaker 2: dollar vuture to get some final All right, elderly bands,

1054
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: I've got earth, wend and fiber. How did the old

1055
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 2: people go red?

1056
00:51:05,120 --> 00:51:05,480
Speaker 6: Fiber?

1057
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 2: They go the fiber? Gold, thank you, no gout, No gouts?

1058
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: Silver panic at the bingo? Hang on? Did he say

1059
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 2: sixty full house gold? Wrinkle back older version? Wrinkle Back

1060
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 2: Boys to menopause. There's so much older now and they're

1061
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 2: all going through the change. Silver plus and house of

1062
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 2: joint pain. Oh my hips, silver jackie board. What have

1063
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,240
Speaker 2: you got then?

1064
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:38,879
Speaker 7: Elderly bands mashing pumpkins, get them all mashed up.

1065
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 9: Easy.

1066
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 2: Teeth, yes, Silver.

1067
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,720
Speaker 6: Granddaddy, cool Daddy calls a bit old.

1068
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,799
Speaker 2: That you're taking that crowbar to some of these that

1069
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,600
Speaker 2: you're attacking the wheat with over the weekend. Nickel back

1070
00:51:56,640 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 2: in my day now that is gold plus us to

1071
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 2: look about one. That's very good. All right? What have

1072
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 2: you got then? Elderly bands oh four seven five O

1073
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 2: three one O four three.

1074
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:13,359
Speaker 1: Christian Christian Christian o'connells show podcast.

1075
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,280
Speaker 2: Turn them out today? Is that where time wastter? Asking

1076
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 2: to make a band older? All right, let's get into it.

1077
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 2: Navan Nana.

1078
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 6: Silverl plus Janets.

1079
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 2: Speak up of them a little bit deaf, Leopard, gold

1080
00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:37,560
Speaker 2: plus Fiona, well done, old chisel, Silver e l osteo

1081
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 2: e l.

1082
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,640
Speaker 6: Ostes sivil plus.

1083
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: Grandpapa Roach, whoa wee with the Papa roach reference. That

1084
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 2: does not surprise me, That does not surprise me. The

1085
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 2: world is not calling for their return, Old Papa Roach,

1086
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 2: Old geezers on the block.

1087
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 6: Silver.

1088
00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,680
Speaker 2: Do you know you can't have a dude where it's

1089
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 2: in the middle of this Dude, where did I put

1090
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 2: my car? Yron, you'll be seventy gold metalla ahama back,

1091
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,359
Speaker 2: well delivered gold, damn well done, ac de crepits.

1092
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 6: Bronze boys to old men. Silver.

1093
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: They're rolling gravestones. That's a bit strong silver Stevie boy,

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Speaker 2: Queens of the Monolithic Age, very smart silvil plus culture

1095
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Speaker 2: bowls Club, Gold, walking frame, City rollers mm bronze, yeah okay, ingrown,

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Speaker 2: hay ingrown Helen.

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Speaker 6: Oh well yeah, what happened? We went off? We started.

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Speaker 2: Bronze and then finally guns and rosy cheeks the silver plus.

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Speaker 2: All right, who's getting the one hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 2: a vulture for some violent discrepancy records?

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Speaker 6: Can you speak up? I'm a little deaf lepid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, that deserves a winner. Tyme of today's show,

1103
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:08,839
Speaker 2: we painted a pet rock. Advise some Patsy there. If

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Speaker 2: you're thinking what am I going to do with the

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Speaker 2: kids now they're on holidays for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 2: Patsy did a great thing yesterday. They went to the

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Speaker 2: card and picked a rock, painted it and pretended it

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Speaker 2: was a pet. The next two weeks are going to

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Speaker 2: fly by our Patsy, thank you very much. Sure your

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Speaker 2: votes for who's gone on Christian over the weekend, Ricky

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Speaker 2: Gervais is your winner. Thank you very much.

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