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Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: If you just tuned in, welcome to Melbourne's number one

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Speaker 1: radio station where we just had an email that says

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Speaker 1: there's no water in the building and it's not and

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Speaker 1: I'm quoting from the boss directly, it's not possible to

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Speaker 1: use the toilets today. Well, I've been in since half

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Speaker 1: five only I actually need to go. I was going

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Speaker 1: to get into the news and go what are what

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Speaker 1: are we going to do? In all seriessors team, all

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Speaker 1: of us, there's ten of us working here right now

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Speaker 1: in this building, in this show. We're going to need

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Speaker 1: to go in the next couple of hours.

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Speaker 2: How quickly can they drop off a portloo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean you sing around the back of those trucks,

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Speaker 1: aren't they heading places? And always have like ten or

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Speaker 1: twelve of them? It's really just one. Is there anyone

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Speaker 1: who delivers those portaloos that can just lend us one

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Speaker 1: for a couple of hours today? You're not just that.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know who's coming in the couple of

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Speaker 1: hours time. It always detonates the place. Huggy maybe he

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Speaker 1: did something big on Friday or something, you know, just

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Speaker 1: like a real.

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Speaker 2: Than the building is still trying to work it out

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Speaker 2: of the system.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't just dropping off the kids, he was dropping

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Speaker 1: off the entire school. At the point, maybe he's blown

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Speaker 1: the system just he couldn't stand it anymore after years

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Speaker 1: have been destiny. He gets in at half fight. The

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Speaker 1: first thing he does is deal with business. Tcb E

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Speaker 1: calls it taking care of business. When he finds out

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Speaker 1: he can't go, what's he going to do? Explode on that?

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Speaker 1: Just what's it called an implosion?

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Speaker 2: Shall we ask for this? If you've got this morning

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Speaker 2: already got a podoloo in the back of your truck,

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Speaker 2: you're going to site, saying to drop it off, bring

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Speaker 2: it here, because we don't even have to take it

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Speaker 2: off the truck. We could.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna we're going to trot on. Yes, okay, just.

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Speaker 2: Make sure that we are taking care of and then

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Speaker 2: it can go on to the site.

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Speaker 1: So we just want to use it once and then

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Speaker 1: they sor they're just dropping here like a drive bike.

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Speaker 2: Just he can just hover here, try through toilets. You'll

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Speaker 2: park in the I'll park in the car park.

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Speaker 1: Who's space, But not worry about that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, as an emergency.

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Speaker 1: At the moment, we're brainstorming how to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: That's what we've been reduced to by this amazing company

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Speaker 1: we worked for.

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Speaker 2: You know, a couple of years ago when we were

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Speaker 2: doing our renovation on our house in Coburg, we tried

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Speaker 2: to do a lot of it ourselves, so we were

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Speaker 2: in charge of everything on site.

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Speaker 1: I remember the dark days every Monday on the show,

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Speaker 1: thinking you'd have some more white hot content for the

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Speaker 1: show than they ran on than the cutters that Rhano went.

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Speaker 2: It started two years before you even got to Australia,

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Speaker 2: so we were learning a lot at the time.

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Speaker 1: The first day, now are you're working on that Westgate

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Speaker 1: Channel project.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the first day we had proper carpenters that we

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Speaker 2: paid for on site in their high vis come on

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Speaker 2: to site. They were there and we showed them around

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Speaker 2: and they said, and where's the toilet And we said,

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Speaker 2: oh no, we already took that out. That was something

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Speaker 2: that we did day one. We took that out through

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Speaker 2: it in the skip. He said, but where's your portaloo?

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Speaker 2: He said, oh, didn't, didn't even think of it. Said

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Speaker 2: you have to have, so.

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Speaker 1: Do you provide it for the trades. They thought they

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Speaker 1: turned up with one. This is part of the kit.

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Speaker 2: I guess I thought the same. I don't know, because

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Speaker 2: we were in charge of everything. We were meant to

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Speaker 2: get it and said, well we didn't. You can use

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Speaker 2: the cafe around the corner. That's what we do. So

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Speaker 2: then while we waited for a week until I go

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Speaker 2: around to order into Portoloo, they were just peeing on

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Speaker 2: the back fence.

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Speaker 1: No, that's disgusting, but let's not judge. That could be

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Speaker 1: us by hates. Unless someone can a portal Loo to

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Speaker 1: twenty one to twenty two Goodwood Street. We don't even

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Speaker 1: need to deliver it. We'll just jump on the back

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Speaker 1: of the jump.

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Speaker 2: We'll step on the back of the truck and then

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Speaker 2: you take what we do away.

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Speaker 1: Patsy, what's the alternative?

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Speaker 3: So undignified, But we're we're desperate.

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Speaker 2: We're digging trenches out in front somewhere.

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Speaker 3: I might go by in that big palm tree in

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Speaker 3: the corner of the car park that is hidden more dignified.

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Speaker 3: You wouln't be able to see anything up there. There's

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Speaker 3: just possums and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You can't you can't do that, and then go and

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Speaker 1: do the.

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Speaker 3: News, mother's blood, I will hold on.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Well after giving birth?

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Speaker 3: But no, you never have time because you're always busy.

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Speaker 1: Mom.

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Speaker 3: Can I have this?

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Speaker 1: Mum?

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Speaker 3: Can I have that? You never have time to go

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Speaker 3: to the loop?

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Speaker 1: Wait so I can came on or something.

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Speaker 2: Just three times a year you can evacuate the bladder.

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