1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,200 Speaker 1: Good afternoon. Off, I've just slipped straight and show me 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:03,960 Speaker 1: then that's what happened. 3 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:07,360 Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm an autopilot when I'm tired, Mike's on and 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:09,120 Speaker 2: I just start doing a show chop. 5 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:10,480 Speaker 1: That's wild. 6 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 3: I think it was good to have that energy at 7 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,360 Speaker 3: the out of the podcast. 8 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 2: It's very showy though, Like it's very you know, you're 9 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 2: listening to the radio show sort of vibe. 10 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 3: I think you've got them now. You've got people listening 11 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,119 Speaker 3: to us now they're feeling pumped. Anyway, speaking of the 12 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 3: title of this podcast, that is a quote that I 13 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,640 Speaker 3: have genuinely come up with. So if you think that's fascinating, 14 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,280 Speaker 3: just to get on a new platform and get around me, 15 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:31,319 Speaker 3: just message me. 16 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,440 Speaker 1: I think it just I didn't give you a chance 17 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 1: to explain it. 18 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 3: Yes, I think that's key here. Perfection is a mirage 19 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 3: in the desert of life. That is, because perfection doesn't exist, 20 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 3: but it's something we all seek, like a mirage in 21 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,599 Speaker 3: a desert. Looks appealing perfection, but you'll never get there. 22 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 3: And life is like a desert. Life is incredibly hot. 23 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 3: It's just like a desert. So perfection is a mirage 24 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 3: in the desert of life. 25 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:56,880 Speaker 2: Question for you please, Okay, a mirage not worth seeking. 26 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: Well, but because you get there. 27 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 3: But if you were in a death it and you 28 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 3: and you saw what it was a mirage, you'll be like, 29 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 3: oh my god, it's an oasis, a perfect oasis. 30 00:01:05,240 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 2: Yes, you I know how mirage were. Yeah, so yeah, 31 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 2: you think it's real. It's not worth seeking. It's not 32 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 2: worth seeking, okay, because you're going to get there and 33 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 2: you're going to be just going to be sand. 34 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 4: We don't realize until you get there. 35 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 2: Yes, but it's not worth seeking perfectionism even though you 36 00:01:19,760 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 2: might not get perfect, even though it might not be 37 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 2: perfectionism is worth seeking. 38 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 3: Is worth seeking until you get there, So same as 39 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,080 Speaker 3: a mirage. A mirage is worth seeking until you realize 40 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 3: it's a mirage. So same as perfection. I think perfection 41 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:34,240 Speaker 3: is worth seeking until you get there and realize, oh 42 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,760 Speaker 3: hang on a second, perfection doesn't exist. 43 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, thank you. That was I'm really happy 44 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:39,959 Speaker 4: with that response. 45 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 2: I have more questions, but I think we might leave 46 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 2: with there, joelunless you're really quickly. 47 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I was going to say that. 48 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:50,320 Speaker 2: That's probably the deepest thing what he's ever said out 49 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:50,760 Speaker 2: of his mouth. 50 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: Ever, and it wasn't on his radio show. 51 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 4: It was on his podcast. 52 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't give a chance because we laughed at him. 53 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: He laughed at him in the show. We laughed at him. 54 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 2: We didn't give him a chance. Didn't give me a chance. 55 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're the podcast fans there, you know, the 56 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 4: new side of Woody Wow. 57 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 3: Anyway, By the way, there's an amazing video that's gone 58 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 3: viral today in. 59 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 1: The Sands of Perfection. No, I'm genuinely what is it? 60 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:15,440 Speaker 4: Perfection? 61 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: Palm trees? 62 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 4: Perfection is a morose? Is it in the desert of life? 63 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: The Mummy? Three shots in the desert. I'm lost. I'm lost. 64 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: But you know what, when you're in the life, when 65 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 1: you're in the. 66 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 2: Desert, let me hook a good thing in the show 67 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 2: and perfection is sweetwater. 68 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,839 Speaker 3: There's a viral video going around to everyone's there playing 69 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 3: with the audio. 70 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 4: Joe play it. 71 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 5: We've received a lot of rain overnight, a lot of 72 00:02:40,800 --> 00:02:41,760 Speaker 5: the canals. 73 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: Around Jamison Park. 74 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:44,920 Speaker 5: Just slow down, buddy, otherwise. 75 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 6: You get. 76 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,680 Speaker 5: Excuse the language, but that's a smart ass. 77 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 3: If ever I've seen We put the call out for 78 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:58,000 Speaker 3: that plug at this start of the show, and he 79 00:02:58,080 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 3: calls he calls. 80 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 2: It's awesome, Jesus good bloke, Graham Chapman, big shout out 81 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:05,360 Speaker 2: to the big fella and everything he does, and all 82 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 2: the kids as well. 83 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:07,839 Speaker 4: I couldn't remember the kids. 84 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: He quoted them and then we then I lost them 85 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,240 Speaker 2: because you're doing about three other things. 86 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 4: In Penrith and the Blue Mountains. 87 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, but then he said something about that there was 88 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,120 Speaker 2: a particular fire brigade that he that he shouted out, 89 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 2: and I couldn't. 90 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: I couldn't seem to remember. Could you remember what that was? 91 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: Castle Ray Rural, Castle Ray Rural Memory. That's where that's 92 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,840 Speaker 1: where poop pants is from. That's where he hails from. 93 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: Of course, of course that's where that's where he was 94 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: shout out many years. All right, we'll see. 95 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 7: This is the Will and Woody podcast. 96 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: Right now. Our very God Martha's in the studio. 97 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 7: It's no problem, too big or too small. If you're 98 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 7: having an issue, you know who to call. It's Will 99 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 7: and Woodies very God Martha. 100 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 2: Martha Calipatata's in the studio with just on a Wednesday. 101 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: Welcome back. 102 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 8: It's nice to be here altogether. The band's back together. 103 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 8: Have I I just haven't watched it for a good 104 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 8: seven days. Oh my god, you noticing? 105 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,600 Speaker 4: Look out he does that. 106 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 1: It's my Superperwow, I did, because I haven't got any myself. 107 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 9: But I'm honest, you are. 108 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 109 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:24,280 Speaker 3: I always worry about making a tweak to my hair 110 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 3: because he'll pick it up. 111 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: I know immediately, what is it? 112 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,120 Speaker 4: Belliage? 113 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 8: That that is exactly what it's called. 114 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: Wow, look at the boys always beauty tips about his 115 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,080 Speaker 1: beauty is amazing. 116 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 8: You know, it's a lot about beauty. I like it 117 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 8: a lot. 118 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you, Martha. 119 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 1: Now, Martha, we've got something we really wanted to ask you. 120 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 8: Yeah, go on where I'm a bit nervous. 121 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,760 Speaker 2: All right, So so we were talking about we're talking 122 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 2: about this recently. 123 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 8: Just spit it out. 124 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 4: You seem nervous, not at all. 125 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: I'm not at all. 126 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 8: Oh he's acting maybe then he's doing it to make 127 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 8: me feel nervous. 128 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: Are you pregnant? 129 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 8: Am? I? 130 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: I was so close? 131 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 8: No, I'm not pregnant, not severely constipated, not pregnant. 132 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,080 Speaker 4: How many days are we talking? 133 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 8: A good four days? 134 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,359 Speaker 1: Is that shocking? Shocking? 135 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 4: Four days without any movement? 136 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 8: No, I know it's no, I know, it's like, yeah, 137 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 8: you'd be talking about this always do we always do it. 138 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm not pregnant people of yours, isn't it people asking 139 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 1: you if you're pregnant. Yeah, it's so annoying that happen, 140 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,120 Speaker 1: Like what what about week? 141 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 8: Or like sometimes if I'm posting a story and you know, 142 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,880 Speaker 8: like I'm very relaxed with the way I post, and 143 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 8: like I like to be that way, but then I 144 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 8: have all these comments people saying, oh my god, are 145 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,679 Speaker 8: you pregnant? Are you pregnant? There's this rumor on TikTok 146 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 8: that you're pregnant because like I'm obviously sitting in a 147 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 8: way where I'm just sitting relaxed. Or if I just 148 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 8: take a story and I'm just relaxed in the story 149 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,359 Speaker 8: and like like I'm just sitting so like I don't 150 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 8: have like I'm not like, you know, tilting my palps, 151 00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 8: sucking my stomaching, so yeah, my pots hanging out and like. 152 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: I look pregnant, gone on a toilet. I don't have it. 153 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 8: You know, I'm not, you know, but like sometimes I'm bloated, 154 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 8: but any woman can sometimes be a bit bloated. Actually, 155 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,160 Speaker 8: you know, funny story where I was getting my hair 156 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 8: done the hairdresser was doing my hair and this woman 157 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 8: walks up to her whilst must have been a client, 158 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 8: and she was and she said to her, Oh my god, 159 00:06:59,120 --> 00:07:03,880 Speaker 8: are you pregnant the hairdresser, because she obviously like was 160 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 8: standing in a relaxed way and like sometimes your palvis 161 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 8: kind of tilts forward if you're standing up all day. 162 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,400 Speaker 8: Sure anyway, and she's like, no, I'm not. And I 163 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 8: was just like it was so awkward for me. But 164 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,520 Speaker 8: it was so hard to watch because like I watched 165 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,720 Speaker 8: this girl she was doing my hair, she was so 166 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 8: happy and excited with you know, chit chat hairdresser and 167 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,880 Speaker 8: having a laugh, and all of a sudden, it was 168 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:30,200 Speaker 8: like watching a flower die. Like she just instantly, like instantly, 169 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:33,200 Speaker 8: she just like shriveled up, and like I could see, 170 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,680 Speaker 8: like her posture, her facial expressions. 171 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:38,400 Speaker 1: Something about you. It says something about your you're fat. 172 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: You put on your fat. 173 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 2: I haven't taken calls on this thirty one and six five. 174 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: Have people asked if you're pregnant and you weren't, or 175 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 2: vice versa, vice versa. Have have you asked someone that 176 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:55,040 Speaker 2: they were pregnant and then they said no, No. 177 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 8: I've never done that have you? You you strike me 178 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:58,800 Speaker 8: as the type. 179 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: You might know I would never shoot. 180 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 8: That was so much confidence I wouldn't. 181 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: There was an attack on my character. I've got more 182 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:08,680 Speaker 1: taxed than that. 183 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,400 Speaker 10: I have more. 184 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 8: I was pregnant, ver. 185 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 1: We're talking about it up nixt six five. 186 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 2: If someone ever asked if you were pregnant and you weren't, 187 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 2: or vice versa, if you've asked the question and the 188 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 2: bomb and loved you from next on willing, what have 189 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 2: you got our fairy god Martha Martha cal patatas studio 190 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:30,880 Speaker 2: Right now, I've got Martha cal Potato is how fairy 191 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,200 Speaker 2: god Martha in the Studio's no problem? 192 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,840 Speaker 11: Too big or too small. 193 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 7: If you're having an issue, you know who to call. 194 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,800 Speaker 7: It's woman Woodies, very god, Martha. 195 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 3: Welcome back, mate, soup sup very calm in the second 196 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:49,439 Speaker 3: half here, Martha, am I. 197 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, your tipp in tents in the first bit. 198 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 8: Oh well, that guy just got accused of being pregnant 199 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:55,440 Speaker 8: in my crop top. 200 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 2: It wasn't an accusation, it was it's a beautiful moment. 201 00:08:59,200 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: It's a beautiful moment. 202 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,840 Speaker 8: No, absolutely, I know you were joking, and so that's 203 00:09:02,840 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 8: why I can have a laugh about it. 204 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,040 Speaker 1: Yes, because but you don't like But obviously. 205 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 8: I get asked all the time, which is totally. 206 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 4: Wild, so offensive. 207 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:13,439 Speaker 1: There's a bold thing someone has to be. Like, my 208 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,640 Speaker 1: partner is currently thirty three weeks pregnant. 209 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:18,719 Speaker 8: Oh she's well and truly yeah wow. 210 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,360 Speaker 1: But she looks. But I would only shoot for are 211 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 1: you pregnant? When they're in that situation. No, there's no 212 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:25,679 Speaker 1: doubt about it. 213 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,679 Speaker 4: I wouldn't even shoot. 214 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:26,839 Speaker 8: Then. 215 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 1: You just don't know how blooded. 216 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:28,559 Speaker 4: People can get. 217 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:33,320 Speaker 8: You have a straight face conversation with someone like when 218 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:33,679 Speaker 8: you know. 219 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 4: You know, yeah, you have to I just wait for 220 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 4: them to bring it up. I just wouldn't address it. 221 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Speaker 8: So, oh, you're not drinking your shard and eightina, Yeah, it's. 222 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 3: That exactly like, wow, no alcohol, go you high five 223 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:45,440 Speaker 3: or whatever. 224 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:47,560 Speaker 1: This is not a chat so I have with people. 225 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 2: But I actually grabbed a pregnant woman's baby at a 226 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,640 Speaker 2: backstreet boys constant and you never met her before. 227 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,360 Speaker 8: The baby or the belly, the bump like. 228 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 2: She was pretty, and he spun around and just just 229 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 2: schmoozed her bump in. 230 00:09:58,760 --> 00:09:59,959 Speaker 1: The middle of the back, straight back. 231 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 8: That type of thing. Though, there's a certain person that 232 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,840 Speaker 8: can kind of get away with you. 233 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,400 Speaker 1: You can't thank you. I can't just grab a random 234 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,960 Speaker 1: woman's bump in backstreets. 235 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:12,240 Speaker 8: Bad, you can't. But added Factory Boys concert, I feel 236 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:15,319 Speaker 8: like it's the perfect time to definitely. 237 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 4: And it was. It was this song and men who. 238 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,920 Speaker 3: Were dancing love Backstree boys, it was Backstreet Boys on 239 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,200 Speaker 3: the block, it was New Kids. 240 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:33,800 Speaker 1: On the I would rather stick pins in my ears 241 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:35,280 Speaker 1: than go and watch that anyway. 242 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:39,360 Speaker 2: One six five, we're talking about whether or not someone's 243 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,320 Speaker 2: asked you if you were pregnant and you and you weren't. 244 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:46,040 Speaker 2: Stephanie's called Steph Bye, tell us your story. 245 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:47,240 Speaker 1: Martha's in here as mate. 246 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 12: Oh look, I think Martha could probably relate. I was 247 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,440 Speaker 12: the bridesmaid at a wedding recently and the color of 248 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 12: the dress was a burnt orange and I'm a busty, 249 00:10:58,160 --> 00:11:00,560 Speaker 12: busty girl, so the dress or I felt like the 250 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:07,560 Speaker 12: glaied Christmas hare. So off the day with that, and 251 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 12: then we finally get through all the photos. I'm relieved 252 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:11,720 Speaker 12: that I can have a drink and not worry about 253 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:13,800 Speaker 12: what I look like. And then one of the aunties 254 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 12: come up to me at the bridal party and say 255 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 12: congrats you're pregnant. I didn't know you're pregnant. You know, 256 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,560 Speaker 12: a bridal. 257 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:22,560 Speaker 8: Party, and everyone's always an auntie. There is always an 258 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:26,200 Speaker 8: auntie that just comes out with her big statements and 259 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 8: knows how to like crush. 260 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,199 Speaker 2: You get to a point, Auntie's I think aunties get 261 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 2: to a point because they're not directly related to the 262 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,599 Speaker 2: family and their kids. It's almost like it's almost like 263 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 2: a bit of an intention grabbing thing. 264 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 1: I think as an auntie. 265 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,839 Speaker 8: Martha, Yeah, maybe, or just like they don't understand boundaries. Yeah, 266 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,800 Speaker 8: in my family, it's probably they don't understand boundaries. 267 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,080 Speaker 13: Yeah. 268 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 3: Right, let's go to Rebecca here, Rebecca, hello, to. 269 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,680 Speaker 4: Beg what happened to you? 270 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 13: Martha? Martha, do not worry because this is horrendous. So 271 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 13: I was in my newborn bubble with my newborn baby, 272 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 13: probably about four weeks after having a baby, made myself 273 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 13: a physiotherapist appointment because I was complaining of psiotica and 274 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 13: having some pain. But the physiotherapist says to me, oh, 275 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,600 Speaker 13: so when is your baby jew No, I've had the baby, 276 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:27,040 Speaker 13: then saying are you pregnant? 277 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 8: This is afterwards, yes, everyone's making sensitive afterwards as well 278 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,479 Speaker 8: the hormone. 279 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 13: Like newborn bubble. This is not like she was horrifying 280 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,520 Speaker 13: and I was just crushed. I was crushed for weeks. 281 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:45,120 Speaker 13: I just thought people dropped like also, when is your 282 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 13: baby jew the baby here. 283 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 1: You don't lose the weight, No, of course not. 284 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,839 Speaker 8: It's stretching out for nine months. I'm sure it takes 285 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 8: a few months for it to like kind of contract. 286 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 4: Yeah again contract compressed. 287 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, Sam gets a very itchy belly because there's skin 288 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:08,720 Speaker 2: stretches so right, like rubs, like a whole tub of 289 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,559 Speaker 2: cream on her belly everything. 290 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:13,239 Speaker 8: Because it's so itchy because the skin's stretching. 291 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 1: Quite seriously, it's enormous. 292 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,520 Speaker 2: Honestly, it's like like the size of the belly now, 293 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:22,439 Speaker 2: the amount of cream that we've got to put on there. 294 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got a friend who lost her belly button because. 295 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:31,280 Speaker 2: It's yeah, quite seriously. Ye know, it's a it's a 296 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,480 Speaker 2: process these days. It's a lot of stuff to get's 297 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,439 Speaker 2: like almost like you know, washing a car at the. 298 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:37,480 Speaker 1: Moment's much. 299 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 11: I tell you, there's a lot is giving you daggers 300 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,199 Speaker 11: over there a lot to get around. 301 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 2: Anyway, Rachel were to move to separate bathrooms At the moment, 302 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,120 Speaker 2: I can't get around the sink anyway. 303 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: Rachel On thirty one and six five, Rach, what happened 304 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,079 Speaker 1: to you? You you weren't pregnant and someone thought you were? 305 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 14: So yeah, Hi, guys so. 306 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:03,959 Speaker 15: High. 307 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 14: So yeah, No I was. 308 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,960 Speaker 16: I've had two kids and it was three years after 309 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:14,680 Speaker 16: I'd had my last one, and I work in retail, 310 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 16: and in the space of one week, I had four 311 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 16: of my customers asked me if I was pregnant. 312 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,520 Speaker 14: Or congratulate me and ask me how far along I. 313 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 2: Was, oh and oh. 314 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,360 Speaker 8: It was horrible. 315 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,080 Speaker 14: And the first couple of times I was just like, oh, 316 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 14: I'm not pregnant, and it was just that awkward dooment 317 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 14: where they would just be like, oh, oh, I'm sorry, sorry, 318 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 14: And then come the third time, I was just like, 319 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:42,160 Speaker 14: stuff it, Yes I'm pregnant. Playing a long with it. 320 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:50,040 Speaker 2: Oh wow, Rachel, Well congratulations. 321 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,640 Speaker 1: Will and Woody podcast. 322 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 2: What's the most embarrassing story you have about yourself with food? 323 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,480 Speaker 1: This was all kicked off a while ago and a 324 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,400 Speaker 1: friend of mine told me. 325 00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:03,360 Speaker 2: She'd brought detergent to put next to the bin to 326 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,880 Speaker 2: cover her food scraps so she didn't pull them out 327 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,840 Speaker 2: of the bin after she'd thrown them in there. It 328 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 2: has opened a torrent of people who are willing telling 329 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,920 Speaker 2: us what sort of grubby things they've been up to. 330 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,480 Speaker 2: Thirty one and six five we are talking food shame. 331 00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 2: Song can't stop em. 332 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 1: Yum yum. 333 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:34,280 Speaker 3: So my beautiful partner Mim joined us on the radio 334 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:38,160 Speaker 3: show yesterday to pitch some ideas. Now, she'll hate me 335 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 3: telling us Jay this, but in the song before she 336 00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 3: came on, she was a bit nervous, some a little 337 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 3: bit stressed about pitching ideas. 338 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:46,680 Speaker 4: So a song would be what two and a half minutes? 339 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,280 Speaker 10: Yeah? 340 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:50,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, she binned a whole box of shapes in two 341 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 3: and a half. 342 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,240 Speaker 1: You know what, do we know what flavor? 343 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 4: Barbecue? Barbecue is impressive, that's spicy on the tongue. 344 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's If you had has said to me that 345 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 2: it was it was a box of chicken crimpies, I 346 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 2: would have said she's half labrador half half human, because 347 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 2: I've never seen anybody be in a box of chicken 348 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,240 Speaker 2: crempies in under five minutes. 349 00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:12,840 Speaker 4: They're dry, aren't incredibly dry? 350 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:16,360 Speaker 1: Bit denser? Yeah, sure, a bit bit denser, a bit richer. 351 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 4: I'll challenger. I'll see if you did a crimpy on 352 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 4: the weekend. 353 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,280 Speaker 2: Do you see if you do a box of crimpies, 354 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 2: I'll film it. Gee whiz, you'd make her sick. I 355 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,880 Speaker 2: don't want to do I can't have more than two 356 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:27,520 Speaker 2: or three chicken crembies. And if we really want to 357 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 2: get down to it, I think they're I think they 358 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 2: are a little bit of a wolf in sheep's clothing 359 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 2: when it comes to shapes. But I don't think there 360 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,840 Speaker 2: should be a shape a chicken crimpy, if I'm being 361 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 2: totally honest. 362 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,640 Speaker 1: With you, A little bit. 363 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,320 Speaker 2: They're just a little bit too rich. They're a little 364 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 2: bit too dense. There's a little bit too much biscuit 365 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 2: going on there. For mine, it's not so much of 366 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,080 Speaker 2: a cracker. 367 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's supposed to be a light snack, isn't it. 368 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 3: Anyway, Let's go to Eliza, shall we. 369 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,720 Speaker 2: We are getting moved on as we're talking about the 370 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 2: density of shapes. 371 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,480 Speaker 1: Eliza, Eliza to what's your third show mate? Torks Us. 372 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 12: I'm literally on my way home and I've just downed 373 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,880 Speaker 12: a dozen in the car. 374 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:06,880 Speaker 1: You did the whole does yeah, the whole the whole thing? 375 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 3: At what point is that Like, so, did you have 376 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:12,040 Speaker 3: five and go do that's a lot? I might as 377 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 3: well as do the whole thing. Now, At what point 378 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 3: did you go, I'm going to do the lot. 379 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,240 Speaker 13: It kind of just happened like instinctively. 380 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's instinctive pilot. Yeah. 381 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,800 Speaker 2: Did you look down at one stage and you were like, 382 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 2: you know when you were on order? 383 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 1: Is I've done six there? Like did you catch yourself 384 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:29,840 Speaker 1: at any point? 385 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,920 Speaker 12: Not really to be honest, and I'm it's pretty bad. 386 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: I was driving, just putting them down. 387 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:40,359 Speaker 3: When you're in auto pilot, and I probably reached for 388 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 3: a thirteenth there and you were like, run out, I've 389 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 3: done the Doz've. 390 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,240 Speaker 1: Done the madeline? What's your food? Shame? 391 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,359 Speaker 17: Well, I was at a basketball stadium with my watching 392 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:54,120 Speaker 17: my brother play basketball, and I really got a hankering 393 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 17: for some hot chips. Oh yeah, So I went to 394 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,359 Speaker 17: the kiosk and ordered some hot chips. But then I 395 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,560 Speaker 17: really really needed to pee, but I was like, nah, 396 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 17: I need these hot chips. So I was like, I 397 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 17: can hold it because I want my hot chips. So 398 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,000 Speaker 17: I held it and I was waiting, and then the 399 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 17: waiting was taking so long and I ended up pissing 400 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:16,000 Speaker 17: myself all over the floor in front of all these 401 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 17: basketball plays, and I was like, screw it. I got 402 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,919 Speaker 17: my hot chip and then I went and sat down and. 403 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 2: Made them yourself for jip legend exci me Man The 404 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:30,040 Speaker 2: Women Woody Podcast, Third one I six five is a 405 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 2: phone number. When someone drives through a puddle and splashes 406 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,560 Speaker 2: the pedestrian. 407 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 1: Who's it fault? 408 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:37,240 Speaker 18: There? 409 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:38,679 Speaker 1: Is it? 410 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,199 Speaker 2: Did they stand too close to the puddle? Should they 411 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 2: have known? Is there an exception during flood times? Because 412 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,159 Speaker 2: I reckon that's a question everybody north of Canberra has 413 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,560 Speaker 2: been asking themselves in the last week or so, there's 414 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,360 Speaker 2: been so much rain. Think about the amount of people 415 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,960 Speaker 2: that were getting drenched by cars flying fast. 416 00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:57,080 Speaker 3: Though I tend to think the onus is on the pedestrian. 417 00:18:57,280 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 3: I agree what I think flying with fire. 418 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,400 Speaker 4: If you're thay close to the road. 419 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,879 Speaker 1: And I totally agree. 420 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 18: Mate. 421 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,280 Speaker 2: Well, there's a guy, there's a video going around of 422 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:11,360 Speaker 2: a guy who looks like a reporter. He's standing there 423 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,480 Speaker 2: filming the floodwaters. There's a car coming towards him and 424 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,040 Speaker 2: this is lighting up what'sapp threads all around Australia. Honestly, 425 00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 2: I reckon he's my favorite audio of twenty twenty two. 426 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:21,879 Speaker 2: The boat's down and there he tries to keep his 427 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 2: call and tell the driver to slow down. 428 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: He's got his hand out, he's waving the car down. 429 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:29,560 Speaker 2: It's all very civil, it's above board, until he realizes 430 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 2: the car isn't stuffing for him. 431 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 5: We've received a lot of rain overnight, a lot of 432 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 5: the canals around Jemison Park. Just slow down, buddy, otherwise 433 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,719 Speaker 5: you get where wait were the flower? 434 00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:41,639 Speaker 10: Come on? 435 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:47,600 Speaker 5: Excuse the language, but that's a smart ass. 436 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,159 Speaker 1: If ever I've seen it now. I love that. I 437 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:50,800 Speaker 1: can't believe this. 438 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 2: Before the hail Mary out, we said, can we try 439 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,959 Speaker 2: and get onto this boat and he's joining his Graham 440 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,240 Speaker 2: Chapman's called them shows spash. 441 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:59,400 Speaker 1: I was teaking the where is. 442 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,280 Speaker 15: I'm laughing. 443 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 10: I'm loving it. 444 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 15: I'm absolutely loving this. 445 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,440 Speaker 1: You are the most viral bloke in Australia right now. 446 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,960 Speaker 1: Just you getting drenched. 447 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,199 Speaker 10: Let me tell you, let me tell you out in 448 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:17,080 Speaker 10: Sydney's Western suburbs. You both have so many listeners because 449 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,280 Speaker 10: my phone's going into meltdown on the side. 450 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 15: Willam Moody, Will and Money, Willy Will and Money. 451 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 10: They want to talk to you will. 452 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:29,560 Speaker 4: I love about us runners through it. Mate, you're on 453 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,520 Speaker 4: the side of the road. 454 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,680 Speaker 3: You're talking about the fact that the roads are flooded there, mate, 455 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 3: see side. 456 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 4: Of the road, Yeah, going go on? 457 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,440 Speaker 10: Yeah side of the road. Is that at South Creek 458 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:44,240 Speaker 10: at Landlo, which is a suburb of the Pedith region. 459 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 10: And I'm covering all the different floods and I'm moving 460 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,400 Speaker 10: all over the place giving the people update. And look, 461 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,680 Speaker 10: I just happen to get there and that flood was 462 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,959 Speaker 10: really rocketing down. It was about to reach the bridge. 463 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,600 Speaker 10: There's water on the bridge. And I started the video 464 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:01,680 Speaker 10: and I when you don't seeing the video, fellas you 465 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,359 Speaker 10: see the you don't see the face of the driver. 466 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 10: And I've never forgotten that. 467 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,240 Speaker 15: Both hands on the steer and wheel and he's laughing. 468 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 15: And I'm going we make and then beautifully. But I'm 469 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,639 Speaker 15: going to kill the debate. I am taking the rat 470 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 15: like blame the pedestrian. Like if I was in. 471 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,200 Speaker 4: You get the driver, if you're the driver. By the way, 472 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:33,800 Speaker 4: thirty one. 473 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 5: Driver on my side out here locally, I tried to 474 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,760 Speaker 5: find him, but I'm on the ground because. 475 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,760 Speaker 15: He get trouble with the cop. Because all the police 476 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 15: have been. 477 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:51,480 Speaker 10: I don't want to be with him. 478 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:57,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, that is mate. You are as special as mate. 479 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 2: That is one of the great flips I've ever heard 480 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 2: in my life. Right well, let's take some calls on 481 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:05,399 Speaker 2: this thirty one six five. We'll throw the phone lines open. 482 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 2: When someone's driving through a puddle, a flood, whatever it is, 483 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 2: who's it fault there? 484 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,200 Speaker 1: Is it the pedestrian for standing too close to the road? 485 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: Is it the driver? 486 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 2: Obviously for everyone in New South Wales and Queensland, I'm 487 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 2: sure this has happened. 488 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 1: A hell of a lot to all of you recently. 489 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,919 Speaker 1: We'll take some calls right up next, I'll. 490 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,119 Speaker 4: Say it again. If you were the driver, you can 491 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 4: remain anonymous. We won't give us all. 492 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,119 Speaker 1: That would be great. Graham might stay with us as well, 493 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 1: because you're bloody legid women. 494 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,280 Speaker 7: That's some more in just a bit the Will and 495 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:36,840 Speaker 7: Woody podcast. 496 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,639 Speaker 2: We're talking when a car drives through a puddle and 497 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,560 Speaker 2: splashes a pedestrian. Who's it fault there? Look, Ordinarily I 498 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,360 Speaker 2: tend to think there's a bit of onus on both parties. 499 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 2: But given the situation in New South Wales and Queensland 500 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 2: right now, if you're not standing clear of a road. 501 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,080 Speaker 1: And you get splashed by a car. That's your bad, mate. 502 00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 2: There is that much water going on and it is 503 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 2: exactly what a tourism operator in the Blue Mountains suffered earlier. 504 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 1: Today. 505 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,200 Speaker 2: He's filming himself, a bloke called Graham Chapman standing there 506 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:08,680 Speaker 2: filming himself as a car approaches him and absolutely drenches him. 507 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 5: We've received a lot of rain overnight, a lot of 508 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 5: the canals around Jemison Park. Just slow down, buddy, otherwise 509 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:24,399 Speaker 5: you get one. I excuse the language, but that's a 510 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,160 Speaker 5: smart ass. 511 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 2: If ever, I've seen Graham's joins us on the phone, spash, 512 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:30,800 Speaker 2: I was taking. 513 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,919 Speaker 1: Graham who you said in the video? 514 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 2: You try and recover it, mate, like you absolutely blow 515 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:40,760 Speaker 2: your lid and then you excuse yourself for the language. 516 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 1: Who are you videoing for? 517 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,920 Speaker 10: Okay? So it's on the Memories of Penis the Facebook 518 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,359 Speaker 10: site that I run okay by forty forty eight fifty 519 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,800 Speaker 10: thousand followers and doing a live cross at the time, 520 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 10: and I've got us this is the best part. You've 521 00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,240 Speaker 10: got a no language policy of. 522 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:13,119 Speaker 1: The you're alive. Well, that's great. You all right, Grahame 523 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: to stay with us. Mate. 524 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,439 Speaker 2: We've got a few other people have called up about this. 525 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 2: Ildn't mind hearing from Diana. Who's it fault car, the 526 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,720 Speaker 2: pedestrian or the car in that situation? 527 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,640 Speaker 13: I'm sorry, Brian, out of our age? 528 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 1: Sorry Diana? Can you just go go for one more time? 529 00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 2: Arian O, keep over the shop, Helen, Helen, who's it 530 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,720 Speaker 2: fault the car or the or the pedestrian in that situation? 531 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,160 Speaker 2: No one's fair game. 532 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,879 Speaker 13: If you're there, you expect to be expected to get wet. 533 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, I agree, the oners is on the pedestrian. 534 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:49,679 Speaker 3: Even Graham thinks that after getting dumped with about fifty 535 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,120 Speaker 3: liters of water on s right in Western Sydney. 536 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,560 Speaker 1: Taxic call Helen. Good stuff, Jamie, who's it fault car 537 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,359 Speaker 1: or pedestrian? 538 00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,919 Speaker 12: Oh, it's definitely pedestrian. 539 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,480 Speaker 1: Well there you go, Jamie. 540 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,800 Speaker 2: Have you been soaked up in New South Wales and 541 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:06,720 Speaker 2: Queensland recently? 542 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:07,960 Speaker 8: No? 543 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 15: No, no, no, I'm Danny Victoria from. 544 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:15,719 Speaker 1: The higher ground of Victoria about it? Did chip in you, Jamie? 545 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,200 Speaker 1: Just from your high drive mass down there. 546 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:19,720 Speaker 11: I love it now. 547 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,160 Speaker 15: On the former drive tracks. 548 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 18: You just get it back to stand out the side 549 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 18: and see how how muddy you can make their. 550 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 3: White tops very funny. 551 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,160 Speaker 2: There's nothing you when you hit him, Graham, mate, honestly, 552 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:35,960 Speaker 2: thank you. 553 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 1: So much for joining us song will this afternoon. It's 554 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:39,719 Speaker 1: been a pleasure. 555 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 10: Look God, it's an absolute pleasure. And you know, in 556 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,720 Speaker 10: all seriousness, with all the doom and gloom that's going 557 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:49,520 Speaker 10: on in the world, just a simple video has brought 558 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:54,560 Speaker 10: so many smiles and such laughter. So many people. Can 559 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,679 Speaker 10: I just quickly say good to my kids because they 560 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,480 Speaker 10: love you. You You've got to send the call and 561 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,199 Speaker 10: tell them you love them. It's my daughter Reagan, and 562 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,480 Speaker 10: my daughter Shanelle, and my son Alec, and my mates 563 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 10: out of the castle right Rural Fire Service. They're all 564 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,120 Speaker 10: fans of your showmate. 565 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:15,880 Speaker 3: Well we love them all as well, Graham. 566 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,520 Speaker 2: Big shout out to him, Big shout out to him, Graham, 567 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,080 Speaker 2: to all your kids and out to the fieries out there. 568 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,040 Speaker 1: Thanks so much for joining us, mate. Sure we play 569 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,000 Speaker 1: it one more time. 570 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:29,320 Speaker 10: More time and the pedestrian is it fault focus? 571 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:33,160 Speaker 1: I love it. They's joining us, Greame, enjoy this, guys. 572 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,760 Speaker 5: It's so we've received a lot of rain overnight. A 573 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,359 Speaker 5: lot of the canals around Jemison Park just slow down, buddy. 574 00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: Otherwise you get where. 575 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 5: I excuse the language, but that's a smart ass. 576 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,680 Speaker 15: If everyone. 577 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,520 Speaker 3: Obviously really scary what is going on in the Ukraine 578 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 3: at the moment, and through all of that, the president, 579 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,880 Speaker 3: the Ukrainian President, Voladimir Zelensky, is obviously addressing the nation, 580 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:04,960 Speaker 3: addressing the. 581 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,880 Speaker 4: World a whole lot. 582 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 3: And I think in these circumstances you have a great 583 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:14,760 Speaker 3: opportunity to unearth a famous quote that people will remember 584 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:19,320 Speaker 3: you by absolutely, Like if Zelensky says something quite incredible here, 585 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 3: for years and years, we'll always quote Zelensky. 586 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,480 Speaker 1: I don't think that's the top of his agenda, but. 587 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,920 Speaker 4: No, absolutely not. But there's a shred of that, no doubt. 588 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 8: Now. 589 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:31,199 Speaker 3: Unfortunately, in his latest address, instead of going for his 590 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,120 Speaker 3: own he's gone for a Winston Churchill. 591 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,800 Speaker 1: So he's not a bad idea either. 592 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,200 Speaker 4: I don't think using Winston Churchills. 593 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, first of all, as we know they want 594 00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,120 Speaker 2: to be part of NATO. Yeah, yeah, that's he's sort 595 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,520 Speaker 2: of inspiring that that that level of And also I 596 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,320 Speaker 2: think he's inspiring because obviously Churchill wrote that. 597 00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 1: Fight them on the Beaches speech. 598 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, when they thought the Nazis were going to go 599 00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:57,240 Speaker 2: and take over Britain. Yeah, there is a sense of yeah, no, true, 600 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,960 Speaker 2: it's kind of like almost inspiring, that sort of thinking 601 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 2: to make people, you know, almost put paint Russia in 602 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:05,600 Speaker 2: the same It's. 603 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: It's good propaganda. I mean, well said, it's good political imaging. 604 00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:10,760 Speaker 3: No, well said, he's played at wells Lensky. Anyway, Here 605 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:13,800 Speaker 3: is Voladimir Lensky in his speech. 606 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:22,480 Speaker 8: We will fight till the ant at sea in the air. 607 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 12: We will continue fighting for our land. What about the cost? 608 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,840 Speaker 3: So that's obviously a translator, by the way, translating Zelenski's words. 609 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,680 Speaker 4: But here is Winston Churchill's original. 610 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,280 Speaker 6: It will fight on the beaches, we shall fight on 611 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 6: the landing rounds. We shall fight in the fields and 612 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 6: in the streets. We shall fight in the hills. We 613 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 6: shall never surrender. 614 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,280 Speaker 4: Amazing stuff. 615 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, it is very good. 616 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,200 Speaker 2: He doesn't list a few too many things for mine. 617 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 2: If I was going to list too many, we'll find 618 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,080 Speaker 2: them in the fields the streets. 619 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 1: We get it made. We're gonna fight them next to 620 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: the milk bars. I mean, right, yeah, you know what 621 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:01,000 Speaker 1: I mean. Sure, I think it just you know, simplify. 622 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 3: That's a good critique from a speech that was made 623 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:08,960 Speaker 3: seventy years ago, the greatest of the don't anyway right now, 624 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,280 Speaker 3: just because Zelenski has used Churchill's words, I think Zelenski 625 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 3: could have used his own words which could have become famous. 626 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 4: So yes, in light of that, thirteen one oh sixty 627 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,520 Speaker 4: five is our number. 628 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:20,800 Speaker 8: Yes. 629 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,680 Speaker 4: Do you think you've got a quote or a saying 630 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 4: that should be famous? 631 00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:26,720 Speaker 13: Ah? 632 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,680 Speaker 3: Right, this is something that you've come up with, You 633 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,800 Speaker 3: use it in your life. 634 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,160 Speaker 2: Doesn't need to be about fighting them on beaches or 635 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 2: anything like that. 636 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: This is just standard every day number one percent. You've 637 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 1: just got something. 638 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 3: You've got a quote that you believe should be world 639 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,720 Speaker 3: famous because I know will that you for a long 640 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,080 Speaker 3: time have been trying to get a quote famous. 641 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,480 Speaker 1: Well, yes, I will say that one in a second. 642 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 2: If you haven't heard it yet, you know, I don't 643 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,680 Speaker 2: know what you've been doing them under a rock or something. 644 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,120 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, sure, but it's a cracker. We will 645 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 1: get to that. 646 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,040 Speaker 2: But one of your when you used to be a pet, Yeah, 647 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,680 Speaker 2: something that I think should be famous is something that 648 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:01,400 Speaker 2: one of you your clients used to say when you're 649 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:04,800 Speaker 2: a pete, we used to fart, He used to let 650 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,040 Speaker 2: one rip and he used to go. 651 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:11,360 Speaker 1: Get out and walk, which I just think he's great gear. 652 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 1: I think that is used to is it I heard 653 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,720 Speaker 1: that maybe? 654 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:19,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was consistent. It was consistent that it was 655 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,400 Speaker 4: six am in the morning. 656 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,760 Speaker 2: It was like, that is just he's on the he's 657 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:27,640 Speaker 2: on the cross absolutely to let them rip walk so 658 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 2: absutainly vile. 659 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 3: So that's a good example, right, So thirty one you've 660 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,360 Speaker 3: got maybe we'll look it, we'll here yours, we'll hear 661 00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,360 Speaker 3: your okay, okay. 662 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,040 Speaker 2: So this is in the circumstances where there's a scapegoat, 663 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,160 Speaker 2: so everyone's having a crack at someone. And my expression 664 00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,080 Speaker 2: for that is when you're in the cross hairs, everyone 665 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,160 Speaker 2: likes to pull the trigger. 666 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,400 Speaker 1: Now now now that audio is. 667 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 2: Actually not bad though it's bang on, that's exactly what 668 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 2: happens as well. 669 00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,120 Speaker 1: When there's somebody who's in the firing line. 670 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 2: Everyone likes to pull the triggers hairs. 671 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,000 Speaker 1: And that's a bit high brow. 672 00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,320 Speaker 2: So if you haven't seen top gun, but when someone's 673 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,880 Speaker 2: in a jet, you get them in the crosshairs to 674 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 2: get another expression. 675 00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 4: For the yeah we've got that. 676 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, well great, Well, because a lot of people don't 677 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,840 Speaker 2: get that, but sure, I think I think it's a 678 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 2: good bit. 679 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: And then everyone likes to pull the trigger. 680 00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 4: They do it is true their escape guy and someone's down. 681 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 3: In the media, you find everyone jumps on, everyone jumps on. 682 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 3: All right, now, well, I've got a quote as well, 683 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 3: but I will reveal mine up next for thirty one 684 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,240 Speaker 3: oh sixty five. 685 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:32,360 Speaker 4: Do you have a quote that you think should be famous. 686 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 3: We're talking right now about quotes that you've come up with, 687 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 3: and you think they should be world famous. Give us 688 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,360 Speaker 3: a call thirteen one oh sixty five if that is you, 689 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,200 Speaker 3: because I just think Ukrainian President Volati mir z A 690 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,440 Speaker 3: Lensky has had a miss here. 691 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,520 Speaker 4: He was given a huge address to the nation. The 692 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 4: whole world are watching. 693 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,040 Speaker 3: These speeches, and rather than going with an aridgy ditch, 694 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,720 Speaker 3: he's gone with Winston Churchill's words. Here's Winston Churchill, by 695 00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 3: the way. 696 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 6: Fight on the beechos, fight on the landing run. We 697 00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 6: shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we 698 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,840 Speaker 6: shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender. 699 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,080 Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean he gets a bit listy. 700 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 4: I'm actually hearing that. 701 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,200 Speaker 2: Now find him on the landing grounds, the fields the hills. 702 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,720 Speaker 2: I feel like if you're finding him in the fields, 703 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,720 Speaker 2: the hills are implicit. 704 00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 1: When is the editor there? 705 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:20,480 Speaker 4: Surely the script editor just goes, mate, we get it, 706 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:21,880 Speaker 4: move on to your. 707 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,520 Speaker 1: Finals fields, just choose one. 708 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 3: Yeah anyway, anyway, Voladimir didn't even edit it, as went 709 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:32,120 Speaker 3: with a straight copy of that quote. So again, if 710 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,280 Speaker 3: you think you should have a world famous quote, give 711 00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,920 Speaker 3: us a call. We've got Mel here on thirteen one 712 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,880 Speaker 3: oh sixty five. Mel what quote do you think should 713 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,880 Speaker 3: be world famous? 714 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,640 Speaker 13: I'm clever, not clearvoyant. 715 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:44,560 Speaker 1: I don't mind that. 716 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,760 Speaker 4: And what is it? When do you use that? Mel Well? 717 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 17: I couldn't people expect you to be knowing something that 718 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,160 Speaker 17: there's not a possible way you could have known, Like, 719 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,800 Speaker 17: I'm really really smart? 720 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,040 Speaker 18: Yeah, how could I. 721 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,440 Speaker 9: Have known that? 722 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:55,800 Speaker 1: Yes? 723 00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:57,920 Speaker 2: And people go, you're meant to be a smart person, 724 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:03,720 Speaker 2: and you go, well, I'm clever, I'm not clairvoyant. 725 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,320 Speaker 4: Now that's good gear. 726 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,600 Speaker 1: It's really as good as when everyone's caught in the crosshairs. 727 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 18: No one. 728 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 1: Everyone wants to pull the trigger. 729 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 4: Do you want to hear mine? 730 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:09,880 Speaker 9: No? 731 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 1: Buzz me. 732 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,880 Speaker 2: That's good gear, Joel and I you know the fact 733 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,000 Speaker 2: that you own the buzzer in that situation really really 734 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 2: grinds my gears. 735 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,160 Speaker 4: No one gets you quote, man, you want to hear mine? 736 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,040 Speaker 1: Not yet for a nice little roasting at the end. 737 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 3: Are okay, Let's go to Michael here. Michael, what's your 738 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,480 Speaker 3: quote that you think should be world famous? 739 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 18: The bitterness of poor quality lasts longer than the thrill 740 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,600 Speaker 18: of a cheap price. 741 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,240 Speaker 2: God, gee, whiz a bit worthy, But let me just 742 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,280 Speaker 2: get my head around it. Hey, on the bitterness of 743 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:44,400 Speaker 2: poor quality last longer thrill than the thrill of a 744 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 2: cheap price. 745 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,480 Speaker 4: Explained to me, Explain it to me, it's too weird. 746 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:51,040 Speaker 18: Well no, We'll just said, if you buys cheap stuff, 747 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,680 Speaker 18: you're going to be disappointed, and the disappointment lasts longer 748 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,360 Speaker 18: then your happiness of buying buying. 749 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:58,960 Speaker 3: A cheap it's like they're saying, if you pay peanuts, 750 00:33:58,960 --> 00:33:59,640 Speaker 3: you get monkeys. 751 00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think something of the simple one. Someone might 752 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,080 Speaker 1: have done a bit better. 753 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:13,040 Speaker 2: Unfortunately, someone's really just summarize that they're throwing an animal 754 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 2: in there for good measure as well, so you remember it. 755 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:17,800 Speaker 1: I mean he's hung out, Michael. 756 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:25,200 Speaker 11: That was the bitterness of what is. 757 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 3: Really Yeah, Michelle, Michelle, what's your what's your quote that 758 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,320 Speaker 3: you think she'd be famous? 759 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:37,520 Speaker 17: I think it should be a woman's work is never done. 760 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:41,720 Speaker 17: But also when it is, you need a good bumb. 761 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,880 Speaker 1: You need a good bumb. What do you mean by that, Michelle? 762 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 17: You need to sit down and and and show it off. 763 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,200 Speaker 1: With a good bum. 764 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:52,920 Speaker 2: Yeah. 765 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, you've lost me, Michelle. 766 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, to really get that one either, I mean rhymes 767 00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:59,360 Speaker 4: done and bum. I just like that. I like that 768 00:34:59,400 --> 00:34:59,920 Speaker 4: at rhymes. 769 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:00,759 Speaker 1: I'm trying to. 770 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,839 Speaker 4: Give you some positive feedback, Michelle. All right, here's mine now, 771 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,880 Speaker 4: being honest with you, will. 772 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,000 Speaker 2: Is that a woman's work has never done when it's 773 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,200 Speaker 2: dune needs a good bum. 774 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,960 Speaker 4: I think she's saying, like I did a good seat 775 00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:13,200 Speaker 4: after you do work. I don't get it, Bill, I 776 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:15,520 Speaker 4: don't get it, but I like the wrong is better 777 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,880 Speaker 4: than they earn them. Now. I genuinely think this is amazing. 778 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 4: I'm going it's right up your all. 779 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 10: Here we go. 780 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,160 Speaker 4: Perfection is a mirage in the desert of life. Trying 781 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,719 Speaker 4: to explain this, oh not really, but. 782 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 2: We are brought to you by Dog, which is in 783 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 2: Cinema's March seventeen Woods and to celebrate the release of 784 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,919 Speaker 2: Dog when we first heard about this movie coming out. 785 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,600 Speaker 2: You said to me that you were a better best 786 00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,440 Speaker 2: friend to me than my dog Stevie. 787 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 4: I thought it'd be a fad of com player. 788 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 3: I thought, you go, yeah, absolutely, would you give him 789 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,400 Speaker 3: a best mate for nineteen years? 790 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,440 Speaker 1: Come on? In what world would I do that? 791 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,759 Speaker 2: And there's been a battle royal you verse my hungarian 792 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:05,880 Speaker 2: vistless tv di z who is truly my best mate? 793 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,640 Speaker 9: Godrig my best friend? 794 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,200 Speaker 1: Who really is Will's best? Bread? Brodie? 795 00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,760 Speaker 2: You Bye dog? The feel good comedy starring Channing Tatum 796 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,200 Speaker 2: only in cinemas seventeen. 797 00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,000 Speaker 3: And now Hide and Seek. She had me and I 798 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,799 Speaker 3: and I appreciate that she's got better sense of smell. 799 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 3: She's a hunting dog. 800 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,560 Speaker 1: It's a rubber frisbee, mate, so. 801 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,560 Speaker 3: I'll let it say yeah, no hide and she can 802 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 3: smell it. That's her frisbee. 803 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,399 Speaker 1: She's got. 804 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 4: Had a few wizzards on there. It's her territory. 805 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,640 Speaker 1: She doesn't piss on the frisbee, mate, she might anyway. 806 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,640 Speaker 1: Today I thought she killed you in Hide and Seek? 807 00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,440 Speaker 4: It was two to one. Don't you didn't kill me? 808 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 1: Sorry? She killed you in the inn? Well, what we're 809 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:48,160 Speaker 1: about to play today. 810 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,959 Speaker 4: We don't give it away. 811 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,359 Speaker 3: I mean, I really, I mean I thought I had, 812 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,759 Speaker 3: because I've got hands which is handy to catch, you know, 813 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,399 Speaker 3: and I've got obviously a substantial height advantage. 814 00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:58,200 Speaker 1: So I really did. 815 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:02,200 Speaker 3: Today was going to be an easy, easy destroying of 816 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,160 Speaker 3: your beautiful dog. But have listen to Hair win. 817 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,439 Speaker 9: After a scintillating game of hide and seek, we now 818 00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:13,360 Speaker 9: turn our attention to round two of the Interspecies Challenge 819 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:13,680 Speaker 9: to be. 820 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:14,720 Speaker 1: Will's best friend. 821 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 9: Oxford Dictionary defines best friend as a person's closest friend. Wow, 822 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,279 Speaker 9: I really expected that to sound fancier. Who really is 823 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,720 Speaker 9: Mad's best friend? In one corner, you have a smelly, needy, 824 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:33,239 Speaker 9: simple minded, drooling mess who constantly defecates on Will's. 825 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,680 Speaker 4: Runk, either grist done alive. 826 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,600 Speaker 1: And then there's the dog. Once again. 827 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,840 Speaker 9: In this competition, Woody has reduced himself to wearing a 828 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,720 Speaker 9: dog suit to prove he really. 829 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,920 Speaker 18: Is Will's bff. 830 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 9: I'm certainly no psychologist, but boy has him some mad issues? 831 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:48,759 Speaker 8: Here? 832 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,800 Speaker 1: Why am I getting pats today? 833 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,759 Speaker 9: It's a best of three frisbee catch challenge that will 834 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:54,880 Speaker 9: decide our winner. 835 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,600 Speaker 4: Here in my yard, Da s Davie And. 836 00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,400 Speaker 9: If you thought watching woody chase of frisbee dresses a 837 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,759 Speaker 9: dog was a masculating i'm's favorite Wait till you hear 838 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:05,320 Speaker 9: will attempt any kind of physical activity. 839 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:10,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to do a kick fractice. Well sorry, sorry. 840 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:12,839 Speaker 9: The man couldn't hit a target if it was glued 841 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,359 Speaker 9: to the front of his enormous head. 842 00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,680 Speaker 4: He uses grass, Stevie, grass. 843 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:21,160 Speaker 9: Okay, and there it goes a surprisingly masterful toss from Will. 844 00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:22,880 Speaker 1: No one saw that coming. 845 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,719 Speaker 9: A disastrous start, though, from Stevie, who's distracted by a 846 00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,360 Speaker 9: nearby bird and has forgotten to chase the frisbee completely. 847 00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,279 Speaker 1: She didn't ever go. 848 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,680 Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's a. 849 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,239 Speaker 9: Brilliant catch taken by Woody, considering his competition literally didn't 850 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:42,000 Speaker 9: leave the starting blocks. I'm sure he'll just take the 851 00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:44,000 Speaker 9: point and concentrate on the next game. 852 00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:45,600 Speaker 4: I'm the greatest dog alive. 853 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,839 Speaker 9: Before the next throw, it appears Woody's over the top 854 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,600 Speaker 9: celebration has been gun to create some sort of a 855 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,640 Speaker 9: sweat soup inside his dog trousers. He is hoping that 856 00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,320 Speaker 9: dead rat smell coming from his suit doesn't affect his 857 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,080 Speaker 9: hopes of taking out a clean sweep. 858 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:04,920 Speaker 1: So hot and the second throw is out. Watch it's 859 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,520 Speaker 1: three sixty, yet it's Stevie. 860 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,920 Speaker 9: They move swiftly, but it's Stevie trying a different tactic 861 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,800 Speaker 9: this round by actually moving and getting involved. 862 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,600 Speaker 1: Oh and Stevie has caught it. Well played you. 863 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,319 Speaker 4: Noble Steed, good count bad girl. 864 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,040 Speaker 9: I would say it was a close contest, but Woody 865 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:25,360 Speaker 9: really is suffering from the heat now and was nowhere 866 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:25,640 Speaker 9: near it. 867 00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,839 Speaker 1: Fest of three. Fest of three. 868 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:30,960 Speaker 9: As the competitors polls now for a quick break before 869 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,960 Speaker 9: the final throw, it's clear to see now that Woody 870 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,480 Speaker 9: is clearly rattled by Will's lack of compassion for his condition. 871 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:43,759 Speaker 1: I know you're very hot, turning mayo, Stevie. Stevie, she's 872 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,480 Speaker 1: so hot. I am also, it all. 873 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:52,080 Speaker 9: Comes down to this. Woody and Stevie now position themselves 874 00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:53,600 Speaker 9: for the final throw. 875 00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:56,200 Speaker 1: Ready, it's Stevie and Woody neck. 876 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,000 Speaker 9: And neck, but it's Stevie that makes the final catch 877 00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:00,480 Speaker 9: up snatches the Will What. 878 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,000 Speaker 1: An underdog story? See what I did? 879 00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,920 Speaker 9: Then, true sprilling contest and two defeats to Woody. 880 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:10,080 Speaker 1: Buy a dog. 881 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,360 Speaker 4: I remind you, I mean, I've seen some humiliating things. 882 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 9: In my time, like the fact that my first wife 883 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,279 Speaker 9: left me for my own father. 884 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:24,520 Speaker 11: But this, oh my god, oh well, I remember, I 885 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,360 Speaker 11: enjoys that much as wait that is I mean Joel 886 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,280 Speaker 11: really absolutely, I've done himself with the commentary there again. 887 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,319 Speaker 4: Got a few swats of you in there as well, 888 00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,680 Speaker 4: but I particularly enjoy it. 889 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,800 Speaker 1: Great stuff. 890 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:39,520 Speaker 2: If you want to see that video, it'll be online 891 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:43,239 Speaker 2: Will and Woody, Instagram and Facebook. It's all brought to 892 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,120 Speaker 2: you by Dog to Feel Good comedy starring Channing Tatum, 893 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,719 Speaker 2: only in Cinema's March seventeen. 894 00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:53,520 Speaker 1: Brilliant, brilliant stuff. One challenge to go, what versus my dog? 895 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,400 Speaker 1: It's Stevie Jesus, been good fun. Will have what ad 896 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,160 Speaker 1: on Facebook? Instagram? You want to see that for yourself? 897 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,759 Speaker 1: As I said, we go to the traffic. It's kiss