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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, sad.

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Speaker 3: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 1: There was a pistachi on the score.

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Speaker 4: They're seeing there for three months, and how.

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Speaker 1: Did you know? It had been there for three months?

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Speaker 5: Now?

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Speaker 4: I was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 1: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever Grace your ears.

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Speaker 5: We're going to stake out a random pistachio nut in

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Speaker 5: the middle of the biggest que in Australia. The big

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Speaker 5: question is someone going to pick that nut up?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Wow, it's Will and Woodies the Stashio show.

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Speaker 1: That's exciting, isn't it. It's great here man, all right.

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Speaker 1: Now a lot of people are concerned, but this whole

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Speaker 1: bit's lost at sting a little bit because they think

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Speaker 1: there's a very little chance that the nut's actually going

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Speaker 1: to be picked up. So we're just tweaking it a

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Speaker 1: little bit. We've decided that within the two hour show,

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Speaker 1: when we're staking out the nut, we can do a

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Speaker 1: few little things to hopefully make the nut more appealing.

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Speaker 1: Now I've got some truly genius ideas, but before I

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Speaker 1: get to mine, let's hear from some people listening to us.

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Speaker 1: On thirteen one oh six y five, Emma, how do

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Speaker 1: you think we can make the pistachio nut more appealing

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Speaker 1: so someone picks it up?

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Speaker 3: I think you need to get a really cris one

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Speaker 3: dollar note and put it underneath.

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Speaker 1: All right, look, yes, sure that would work, But I

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Speaker 1: think we're drawing the line at paying people to pick

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Speaker 1: up the Emma.

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Speaker 5: I put a line through that. Colin Fastened was on

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Speaker 5: this show suggesting that that was the only cure for it.

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Speaker 5: But I think that goes outside the bounds of the experiment. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 5: appreciate it, but that's an indication woods of how desperate

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Speaker 5: people think that you need to get.

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Speaker 1: I'm sick of the pessimism and think outside the box, guys.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Sarah, I'm sure you've thought outside the box.

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Speaker 1: How can we make the pistachio more appealing?

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Speaker 5: Put it on top of a photo of a top

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Speaker 5: pastodo boody.

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Speaker 1: I don't mind. I actually don't mind. What if we

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Speaker 1: got someone like Tim Robard's to come down and then

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Speaker 1: we just placed him under the pistachio nut at some

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Speaker 1: stage that I don't mind that. I don't mind, Sarah.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to come back to that potentially, But that's

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Speaker 1: all we're going to hear from the people of Australia.

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Speaker 1: I also have a genius idea as to how we

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Speaker 1: can make the pistachio nut more appealing, and I call

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Speaker 1: it nut bait.

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Speaker 5: We're calling that begging.

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Speaker 1: Nutbag. Pick it up. So look, the rules stand. We're

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Speaker 1: still staking out a pistachio nut for two hours. Yes,

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Speaker 1: except now, obviously I can't cross a line here. I

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Speaker 1: get that, you know I can go too far, but

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Speaker 1: I think I'm allowed to do a few subtle things, yes,

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Speaker 1: to make the nut look more appealing.

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Speaker 5: Okay, and if.

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Speaker 1: I could, I'd love to pitch you my first idea

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Speaker 1: for nut bait.

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Speaker 5: How many of these are you hoping to do?

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Speaker 1: I came up with seventy four. I've I have since

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Speaker 1: cut that down to four. But and maybe only a

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Speaker 1: few of them are good. So I'm gonna lead with

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Speaker 1: them the best because I truly think this is genius.

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Speaker 1: Now I've been I've been toying with this for a while.

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Speaker 1: I can't remember if I brought this up with you

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Speaker 1: I think it's brilliant.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So just before we get into it, where's the

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Speaker 5: line here. So we're not going to like you obviously

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Speaker 5: can't pay people money to pick up the nuts or yep.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I can directly say to people, hey,

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Speaker 1: go and pick up that nut.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you're trying to draw attention to the nut.

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Speaker 5: You're trying to bait the nut.

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yeah, exactly right. So I was thinking, we

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Speaker 1: the aim of the game. They're standing there. I need

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Speaker 1: them wanting pistacio. So here's the idea. I get a

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Speaker 1: van to rock up, a van that's and I'll pay

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Speaker 1: for this. You fully wrap it, make it look legit.

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Speaker 1: Call it Pete's Pistacios. Okay, Pete's Pistachios. Van rocks up.

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Speaker 1: This guy scream out the window. Pete, he's going, pistachios.

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Speaker 1: Get your pistachios. You see plump pistachios. All the people

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Speaker 1: in the queue, they're going, struth almighty, I'd love a pistachio.

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Speaker 1: I've been this queue for ages. At that point, At

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Speaker 1: that point, Pete announces, oh sorry, folks, I actually don't

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Speaker 1: have any pistachios left. They're all gone. None left. Now

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Speaker 1: if you don't love the idea, now let me finish

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Speaker 1: it up by telling.

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Speaker 6: You respond I know, because you're going to be negative,

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Speaker 6: but let me let me finish.

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Speaker 1: There's more. It sounds like a rug sale. But wait,

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Speaker 1: there's more. I'm thinking that I have a celebrity Pete

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Speaker 1: in the van, and yes, will you guessed it? It's

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Speaker 1: Pete Stefanovic, So.

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Speaker 5: Pete, I must it was? It was Pete Murray in

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Speaker 5: my mind. No show. Pete Sampras was the other one

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Speaker 1: But then a close third is Stefanovic's Pete. I say,

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Speaker 1: we go to a song and then right up next

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Speaker 1: we cold call Pete Stefanovic and see if he's keen

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Speaker 1: on what could be one of the greatest pistagio ploys ever.

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Speaker 1: You're with me, will, yes?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely? I am. Next Tuesday is the great pistache Show.

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Speaker 3: I was in a very long line.

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Speaker 7: There was a pistachian pool, seeing there for three months?

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Speaker 1: And how did you know? It had been there for

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Speaker 1: three months?

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Speaker 3: Now I was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 1: This is the greatest scientific experiment to ever. Grace your ears.

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Speaker 5: We're going to stake out a random pistachio, not in

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Speaker 5: the middle of the biggest que in Australia. The big

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Speaker 5: question is someone going to pick that nut up?

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, it's Will Woodies bestajio show.

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Speaker 1: That's exciting, isn't it. It's great here, Bron Now will

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Speaker 1: you actually don't think it's great gear? Despite what that

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Speaker 1: opener says, you're concerned your pessimisms at play here. You're

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Speaker 1: concerned that there's no chance someone's going to pick up

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Speaker 1: the pistacio.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we heard from sports but yesterday the odds that

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Speaker 5: just don't want this to be a waste of an exercise.

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Speaker 1: Woods fair enough, and I've heard it. I've heard you, mate,

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Speaker 1: So effectively, I'm coming up with ways to make the

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Speaker 1: was just telling you about my first ploy to make

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Speaker 1: pistachios and effectively yell out the window selling pistachios and

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Speaker 1: then at the right moment let everyone know that he's

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Speaker 1: run out of pistacios. Henceforth, everyone in the queue is

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Speaker 1: desiring pistacios. It's brilliant. I know that obviously, I've thought

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Speaker 1: about it long and half.

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Speaker 5: He didn't say anything there because it was implicit.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, will. I'll take silence as you're a genius, Woody.

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Speaker 1: The only concern is can we get Pete Stefanovic to

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Speaker 1: drive the van and play the part that he was

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Speaker 1: born to play. I've got his number. Never met this

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Speaker 1: bloke in my life. It's a big no no to

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Speaker 1: cold people, cold call people on radio. Let's bloody dial

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Speaker 1: him and make his dreams come true. Hello help, hey Pete.

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Speaker 1: Here a you're going? This is this is wood He speaking.

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Speaker 5: Hey Woody, how are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm outstanding, mate, I've just got an opportunity. I'd love

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Speaker 1: to shoot your way. Okay, Next Tuesday we are effectively

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Speaker 1: going to be staking out a pistachio nut which has

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Speaker 1: been placed on the ground in front of a queue,

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Speaker 1: and we're testing to see if someone will pick up

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Speaker 1: the pistachio nut.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 5: Gee, that sounds like it's a riveting fun.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that, Pete. From someone in the industry, I

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Speaker 1: very much appreciate that Pete. Now you're probably wondering how

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Speaker 1: you're involved, and let me tell you. I'm hoping that

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Speaker 1: to help people want to pick up the nut. I'm

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Speaker 1: hoping that you're open to rocking up in a van

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Speaker 1: with a sign on the side of it saying Pete's Pistachios.

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Speaker 5: Okay, what are you? Could you not find any other Peters?

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Speaker 1: No, you're actually my first call, hand to heart, Pete Stephan.

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Speaker 1: Have you got any other Peters to go with?

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Speaker 3: Pistachios? What about some pouls out there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean there's a lot of piece we could

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Speaker 3: You know, pp Pall or Phil or somebody else.

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Speaker 1: Can I put you down as a maybe peet?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm not even there at the maybe yet.

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Speaker 3: You haven't elevated me out of the no column.

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Speaker 5: Okay, come on and work on your pitch fellas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well we can promote your book, Pete.

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Speaker 3: Gee, how I just five years old now. I don't

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Speaker 3: think it even sells anymore.

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Speaker 5: I think that selling about four and a half years ago.

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Speaker 1: Well, we can get it going it. Why don't we

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Speaker 1: bring out and let me know what about I can

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Speaker 1: I could pay your cash.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'll give I'll text you my

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Speaker 3: brother's number and you can assle him.

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Speaker 1: All right, what would you be open to? What if Carl?

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Speaker 1: Because Carl's pistachios doesn't roll off the tongue, So what

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Speaker 1: if we got Carl? What have we got Carl to

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Speaker 3: Or you can still be We have played tricks in

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Speaker 3: our family members before by im fasinating how that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do sound incredibly similar to Carl.

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Speaker 3: It's a game. It's a nice little game, and we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's about to yield its biggest dividends. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what I'm hearing, Pete is that you're comfortable for

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Speaker 1: Carl to pretend to be I mean, just in case

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Speaker 1: this is damaging for your brand. You're happy for Carl

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Speaker 1: to pretend to be you in the pistachio event.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it, for it. Give him

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Speaker 3: a call, let him know.

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Speaker 1: Perfect, Pete, You're an absolute legend. But this is the

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Speaker 1: first time I've actually spoken, so I appreciate you entwering

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Speaker 1: the phone call. I bloody love your work. And just

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Speaker 1: before you go, mate, you know you said before you

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Speaker 1: know you're in the industry. You gave our bit a

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Speaker 1: big compliment. Dregon this this is pretty hot radio right

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Speaker 1: watching a pistachio nut and wait to see if it

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Speaker 1: gets picked up.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm definitely keen to see where this

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Speaker 3: ends up. That's for sure.

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Speaker 1: Unreal Australia is as well. Pete Australia as well. Thanks mate,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Bye bye peck. Wow, he wrapped me

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Speaker 1: up there, didn't he?

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Speaker 5: Will and Woody podcast, what's the dumbest thing that you

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Speaker 5: and your partner are competitive about? Love to hear from

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Speaker 5: you right now?

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Speaker 1: Woulds okay?

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Speaker 5: Sophie Monk banned yesterday from navigation Dudies whilst on her

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Speaker 5: holiday in Spain with her husband Josh.

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Speaker 1: I shocked that Josh ever gave her the responsibility of navigating.

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Speaker 5: I stood outside in the rain, smoked half a pack

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Speaker 5: Yeah that's right.

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Speaker 5: It was tough times, but but I maintained that the

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Speaker 5: competitiveness in our relationship is actually, I mean, it can

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Speaker 4: Probably who's more exhausted at the end of the day?

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Speaker 3: You just get sicker listening to me and does more

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Speaker 5: He dies to defend his position at all. There, I

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Speaker 5: just copy it. I'm just like I'm just.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry about whenever whenever, but our day is easy.

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Speaker 1: Like whenever I have that argument with friends, they're like, mate,

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Speaker 5: Too much for Katie on VERTI one O six five. Katie,

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Speaker 3: About Mario Kart?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh wow, yeah, wow, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: So how heated does it get? Katie? When you're competing?

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Speaker 3: We had this tournament going in lockdown?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, oh wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What are the stakes?

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Speaker 1: What were the steaks?

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Speaker 7: It was just you know, we have it with friends

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Speaker 3: Better during the day. It didn't work because.

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Speaker 2: Black with everything else, my partner's better at everything.

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Speaker 5: We used to used to settle arguments in your house

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Speaker 1: You Yeah, but that again, that was just settling arguments.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we necessarily get competitive. Him and I

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Speaker 5: Josh, what are you and your What are you and

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Speaker 3: Me and my partner when we go to the restaurant

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Speaker 1: Nor so? How hard have you gone? Josh? How much

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Speaker 7: An extra two plates? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Who is I mean?

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Speaker 5: Like, let's I mean, let's assume she's not listening now,

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Speaker 7: She's not?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'll say me, Yeah, I thought, Josh, Josh, Carly,

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Speaker 7: We are very competitive about who is the best present buyer.

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Speaker 5: For each other or for.

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Speaker 5: I love that you outdo each other on the preses. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I bought it.

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Speaker 7: I bought him an air fry for Christmas. I bought

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: He brought me a Webber barbecue, So I think.

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Speaker 5: A barbecue is going to have to do a book

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Speaker 7: Big gift, so that no matter what I get him,

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Speaker 5: Oh you've got you in the black.

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Speaker 7: I've got a lot of work to do. Well, it's

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Speaker 1: Oh, yes, does he want a dog? Does he want

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Speaker 1: Oh there you go.

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Speaker 1: Right, you could get them a I got my partner

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The Willow Woody podcasts.

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Speaker 5: You've got a confession you want to make to our audience.

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Speaker 5: You've been lying to everyone.

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Speaker 1: I definitely have been. I've been lying to everyone, but

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Speaker 1: had a very very strong opinion about dads who use prams.

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Speaker 5: This is purely anecdotal.

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Speaker 1: This is just my experience with sim so far.

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Speaker 5: Even though the pramers like they are, there's no doubt

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Speaker 1: They are.

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Speaker 5: They are now stand by you, and you do.

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Speaker 1: You don't step back from that. Even when we threw

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Speaker 3: I'm a straight man, aspiring dil the strollers. That doesn't

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Speaker 5: Yeah that hot.

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Speaker 3: Oh there's the stroller all the way, mate.

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Speaker 5: Let's put cards on the table here, is because you

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't the man it was right. Well, it's

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Speaker 5: The baby's trapped on. It's a hood look and hot look.

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00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 5: And then you come on to this show and you've

442
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:18,360
Speaker 5: been brown nosing the stroller's mate. You've had strollers call

443
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,920
Speaker 5: up this show and you've got around you. You've been sequis.

444
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,720
Speaker 3: Congrat and made hashtag team Pram. I'm pram all the way.

445
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 4: Brother.

446
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 3: You keep using that pram.

447
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 1: It's practical, isn't it. You just chuck your jackets under there.

448
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: You're shopping. It's the best.

449
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,800
Speaker 3: I tried the sling, but I'm a big guy and

450
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 3: I freaked out if I tripped over and heard the

451
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,160
Speaker 3: baby not pram all the way.

452
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:46,199
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jack, you're shopping, mate, you're lying, and that's the thing.

453
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,520
Speaker 1: Well, yes, I have been. I have a big confession

454
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 1: to make, and that is that I've only been using

455
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:53,879
Speaker 1: a pram for the first week of Remy's life because

456
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,479
Speaker 1: Remy is not yet at the weight or wasn't at

457
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 1: the weight where I could use the strap.

458
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, good to be. You've been spotted with the stroller,

459
00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 5: and I was bitterly disappointed.

460
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,399
Speaker 1: Yes, no, I haven't spoken to.

461
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,520
Speaker 5: You a week deliberately, and I get that.

462
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: And you don't want to be seen with me in public.

463
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 1: I keep saying, mate, trying to come for a walk,

464
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:15,159
Speaker 1: and until you're strapping on, that's what you say to me,

465
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,360
Speaker 1: Walk on until you're strapping on. But look, the situation

466
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,280
Speaker 1: is that apparently it is too dangerous to have the

467
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,720
Speaker 1: baby in there if it's less than three point two kilos.

468
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 1: But will there's been an.

469
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 5: Update because Remy was born at two point nine.

470
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: Remy was born at two point nine. She lost about

471
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,960
Speaker 1: two hundred grams, so she went down to two point seven,

472
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,359
Speaker 1: which was incredibly devastating for me that that.

473
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:38,680
Speaker 5: The weigh in in the formost baby's health.

474
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: Of course, no, no, no no, because I knew that

475
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: was still. I knew within two hundred grams is healthy,

476
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,200
Speaker 1: but I was devastated that she'd gone to the maxim

477
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 1: for two hundred grams, so I knew we had a

478
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 1: long way to go to reach this three point two kilos.

479
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: But the update is that yesterday we were visited by

480
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,600
Speaker 1: a maternal nurse and the baby was weighed again. Remy

481
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: was again. Now Mimi, my beautiful fiance, Mim has not

482
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: told me yet if Remy makes the three point two kilos.

483
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:14,440
Speaker 1: So what I'm suggesting, go to a song. To a song. Now,

484
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 1: I go downstairs. I get my beautiful fiance and my

485
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: beautiful little daughter to come upstairs, and we do a

486
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 1: live way in yes to see if she has hit

487
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,879
Speaker 1: three point two kilos, and then I recognize strap On

488
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:29,399
Speaker 1: right now. Wow, and I just have her on my

489
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: chest for the rest of it. Wow.

490
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Speaker 5: I love this.

491
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 1: I love it.

492
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 5: Taking me back to an underground night club in twenty

493
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 5: twelve Woods where someone said to you check this strap on,

494
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 5: Let's do it, Will and Woody.

495
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 2: That's the more in just a bit the Will and

496
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 2: Woody podcast.

497
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 5: If you're a listener of this radio show, you would

498
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 5: know I am adamant about the fact that a man

499
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 5: is a billion time sexier carrying his baby in a sling,

500
00:23:56,359 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 5: then he is pushing it in a stroller. Woodrow, despite

501
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 5: lying through your teeth for the last two weeks, you're

502
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 5: also willing to admit this.

503
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I have been pramming my beautiful little daughter

504
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: Remy around, and I tried to light to myself and

505
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: the Australian public by saying that was a preference. I

506
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,919
Speaker 1: tried to sell it as practical, but at the end

507
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: of the day, the only reason I was using a

508
00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: pram was because Remy was not at the wait where

509
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,600
Speaker 1: she can use the strap I can't strap on.

510
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 5: Will Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Ook, I'm glad that

511
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,119
Speaker 5: you've been able to meet that. That's the first step.

512
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 5: But today's a huge, a huge advice. We had the

513
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 5: Maternal Child Health nurse over yesterday. We reckon we could

514
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 5: beat it around that three point two mark. So we're

515
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 5: going to have a strap on way in right now.

516
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 5: People want to see this on William Woody Woods is

517
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,119
Speaker 5: in his way in kit Okay.

518
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, like just to just to you know, give

519
00:24:58,160 --> 00:24:59,960
Speaker 1: people the numbers. So far, she was born at two

520
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: two point ninety three. She then dropped two hundred grams,

521
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 1: which was absolutely devastating. She went down to about two

522
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: seven eight and she needs to hit three point two.

523
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 1: So the way we're going to do this is I'm

524
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:11,880
Speaker 1: going to jump on the scales.

525
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:12,120
Speaker 5: Yep.

526
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: Okay, we get my weight, and then my beautiful fiance,

527
00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: who is standing to the right of me, is going

528
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 1: to hand me my beautiful daughter, and effectively we see

529
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: if she adds three point two kilos to the weight.

530
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 5: Gee whiz, oh this is big. Okay, people can see

531
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 5: it's on Instagram with them what Woods. Obviously you're as

532
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 5: nude as you can be to reduce your weight.

533
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, that actually doesn't make any sense, I've realized because

534
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,120
Speaker 1: it's just the difference. But yes, I haven't had water

535
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,560
Speaker 1: for twenty four hours and I'm pretty much dude.

536
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you got the leopard shorts. Come all right,

537
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 5: here we go, here we go. All right, so you're

538
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:55,399
Speaker 5: you're standing on the scales now, Okay, what are you.

539
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 5: What are you currently weighing?

540
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm seventy six seventy six point eight, seventy six point.

541
00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 5: Eight in your brau. No, seventy six point eight okay, okay,

542
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 5: which means that with three point two you need to

543
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,120
Speaker 5: reach exactly eighty kilos. When you're holding Remy. In order

544
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 5: in order to be able to strap her on, you

545
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 5: need to be exactly eight zero kilos. Okay, okay. Back

546
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 5: on the scale is big foul. Here we go.

547
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not going to net up my daughter.

548
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: If that's okay. I realize this has been film that

549
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't feel comfortable with that.

550
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 5: It's just something that didn't need to be said. Back

551
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:41,479
Speaker 5: on the scales, Back on the scales, all right, Here

552
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 5: we go, Here we go, all right, get baby. Remy's

553
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 5: being handed over. Now she's in his arms. What's talk

554
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 5: to me about those scales.

555
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm not on yet having a moment with Remy.

556
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:54,879
Speaker 5: Okay, we're alive on radio.

557
00:26:55,560 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: I love you no matter what. You're my girl, and

558
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 1: I love you.

559
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, here we go, Okay, here we go, here

560
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 5: we go.

561
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: Oh my god, her weight is eighteen point three. I

562
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:25,440
Speaker 1: can stand sorry?

563
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 6: Can I just.

564
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 1: I think that this might be a problem because she's

565
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 1: actually not at that weight yet. She's at three point

566
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 1: nine again, so what I mean she's at two point nine? Sorry, no,

567
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: it must be the blanket.

568
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 5: And oh.

569
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: Why would you do that? She's put on weight in

570
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: the last day.

571
00:27:53,160 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, oh, she's only two point nine. Sorry. Well,

572
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 5: so I mean that makes sense she's worrying about I mean,

573
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 5: I know I said that was a ridiculous comment, would he?

574
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 5: But she's she's got about two hundred grams worth of

575
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 5: swaddling cloth on her.

576
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's totally fair enough. I regret not nuding

577
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 1: her up bad, but look, we still love her. She's adorable,

578
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: she's the best. Look she's looking forward to to me

579
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: strapping her on, no doubt about it. One more week,

580
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 1: one more week, Just back to me in the prem

581
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 1: looking like a massive dog.

582
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,840
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, right, Well, I obviously won't be hanging out

583
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 5: with you for at least another week.

584
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fair. I understand you lose her, all right.

585
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: I got to talk about Will right now. I think

586
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 1: one of the biggest divorces in the world, which is

587
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: currently going on rumoredly. Of course, I don't want to

588
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: get myself in travel here. But Tom Brady, this famous quarterback,

589
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: apparently is about to separate with the famous model Giselle Bullshin.

590
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 1: And if you read into it, apparently giselle's breaking up

591
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: with him or divorcing him because he said he was

592
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: going to retire and now he's decided that he's unretired

593
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: and he's going to go back to the game. But

594
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 1: that he did that, right, he's doing it again.

595
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 5: He's doing it again.

596
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, So he's just he's just announced again that he retired,

597
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 1: and then I think Joselle was happy to have him

598
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: back with the family and then he's gone, God on

599
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: board of this family life. I'm coming back again. So

600
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: he's doing like the John Farnham tour. He's back again

601
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: and so now and so now apparently it's leading to

602
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: a divorce. But what struck me about this as interesting

603
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: is I don't think Joselle realizes what's going to happen

604
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: once Tom Brady retires, because that is when men, especially

605
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 1: just start getting into really weird stuff. They've got all

606
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: this time on their hands in retirement and they just

607
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 1: are doing odd gear. So thirteen one six five is

608
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 1: that my dad my dad is as a culpritive this

609
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: we'll hear from him in two seconds. But thirteen one

610
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: oh six five is our number. What's the weird thing

611
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 1: that your dad or someone you know got into when

612
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: they retired, or of course, if you're the retiree and

613
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: you want to come on the air and tell us

614
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 1: the weird thing that you got into when you're retired,

615
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: then please join us. And that's exactly what.

616
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 5: Why is it always? Why is it always so catastrophic

617
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,280
Speaker 5: for these guys, Like it's just it's almost like a

618
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,960
Speaker 5: sense of recklessness that they get about them, isn't it.

619
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 5: It's like, you know what, It's just I may as

620
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 5: well just give that a chance. I've got nothing else

621
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 5: to do. It's that stick to the say stuff. Just

622
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 5: go and by golf like just I know what you mean,

623
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:49,320
Speaker 5: Like I'm the only post retirement. The retirement plan my

624
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 5: dad had was you know, my dad's a big boogie border,

625
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 5: a huge boogie border and his time on the board

626
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,240
Speaker 5: is what he says. He actually took the boogie board

627
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 5: out to the wavepool with me one time. Else was

628
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 5: on surfboards. It was embarrassing, but he's a big boogie boarder,

629
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 5: and he was keen to He was keen to make

630
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 5: it a bit easier to get down to the beach.

631
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 5: So he for his birthday, he requested that mum bought

632
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 5: him a moped and a boogie board backpack that he

633
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 5: could put the boogie board in and ride the moped

634
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,760
Speaker 5: down with the boogie board on the back.

635
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,960
Speaker 1: Yes, so your dad in retirement is just into mo pedting.

636
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 5: Moped be the boogeyboard strapped to his back.

637
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 1: And that's pretty straight.

638
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 5: And he was just driving down there on the on

639
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 5: the moped, just in his full wetsuit. And for all

640
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 5: those for all those sailing fans out there, the boogieyboard

641
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 5: on his back effectively worked as a reverse spinnaker and

642
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 5: nearly ripped him off the back of the moped on

643
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,200
Speaker 5: his first try. But he just never would have done

644
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 5: that while he was working, you know, all of a sudden,

645
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 5: he was just like, you know what, so much time?

646
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 1: They got too much time? Will now we do have

647
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 1: my dad on the phone right now as well, Hello Dad.

648
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 5: They would, well, Steve, welcome, welcome. I know you're a

649
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 5: busy guy, so I got to you on.

650
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've I've cleared that diary for this call.

651
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: So we're talking about the weird things that people get

652
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: into once they've retired. Dad. Now I don't know this

653
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: for sure, but have you got into any weird things

654
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: since you retired?

655
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 3: Well, you knew. I took up ukulele playing, don't You've.

656
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: Got Yeah, because of course, but I gave that up

657
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: after seeing Scott Morrison play a sunning Cuba TV.

658
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 3: I've got it on the marketplace, now silly on the marketplace.

659
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: I believe. I believe, Dad. You were also taking lessons

660
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: from a Spanish woman ukulele lessons, but then she went

661
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: through some sort of divorce and stopped putting up the lessons,

662
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: and you lost the motivation a.

663
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 3: Bit remarrying this other guy. So I thought.

664
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,560
Speaker 7: That put me off.

665
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 3: So that's where the lesson stopped. And order I think

666
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 3: I've been doing, been studying online.

667
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 5: That's really really good.

668
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 3: I actually I can tell you. And there's a first

669
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 3: that the Great Wall of China is in China, it's

670
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 3: not in India. I've researched it. I've done with Google Maps.

671
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 3: I've booked every square inch of India, China and the

672
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 3: Grade Wolf.

673
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: So for those that for those that don't know. We

674
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: did have a video go absolutely viral because Dad, you

675
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,360
Speaker 1: did think the Great Wall of China was somehow in India.

676
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know my choice as well, and

677
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 5: with China as an option, and you still went for India.

678
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 5: Yeah great.

679
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 3: Well yeah, other thing I'm really telling and it was

680
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 3: involved in the sponsorship and a kiss for this, I'm thinking,

681
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 3: you know the feat with my little plaything, my Fi Bambino.

682
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I was just thinking about the interesting is

683
00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: a journey to Townsville and back in the feat self?

684
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 3: What do you think?

685
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: I think it's a great I think Muma we pumped

686
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,320
Speaker 1: to have you out of your house. To be honest,

687
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,080
Speaker 1: I reckon Mum would be very supportive. I think that idea.

688
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, with the top down, Steve on the field,

689
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,719
Speaker 5: the top.

690
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 3: Top down, unless it range, of course with the top

691
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 3: back on. But I thought that would be a real challenge.

692
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 3: It might get a little good sponsorship, good interest from

693
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 3: your listeners.

694
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 1: You want sorry, you want to you want us to

695
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 1: cover this? You want us to cover this on the

696
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 1: radio show that you drive into Townsville.

697
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 3: Could I could call with the various parents along the

698
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 3: way with with.

699
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,399
Speaker 5: With what what are you reporting about just what looks

700
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 5: like the road, broad updates, nothing, nothing is what I

701
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 5: got legs all rights. Been great to have you on

702
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 5: starting with us. You've got any more of them, I'd

703
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 5: love to hear them maybe after the show if anyone

704
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 5: six ' five, Well, dear old man, when he retired,

705
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 5: what did he get up to? We're talking about your

706
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 5: dad's retirement hobbies. What did they pick up after their

707
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 5: careers ended? Taylor has called on at thirty one and

708
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:20,280
Speaker 5: six ' five. Taylor, what'd your dad pick up in retirement? Taylor,

709
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 5: you're there, talk to me. Hey, hey, hey, Tayler. All right,

710
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,320
Speaker 5: what'd your dad take up in retirement?

711
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 7: My uncle actually, when he retired about ten years ago,

712
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 7: he had a heart attack, so the doctors were saying

713
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 7: to him, you know, you've got to get into fitness.

714
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 7: Do some walks all that, Go for a walk around

715
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 7: the block or whatever. And on one of his walks,

716
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 7: he noticed there was quite a few drink cans and

717
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 7: bottles in the gutters and laying on the side of

718
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 7: the road. So he made it his own job to

719
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 7: go around and collect all the drinks and cans and

720
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 7: bits of I wish that he could find on his walks,

721
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,959
Speaker 7: and then it became not about going for a walk

722
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 7: for fitness, but how many cans can I pick up

723
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 7: on this walk compared to yesterday?

724
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 5: Whiz ohctual?

725
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: Think that's quite noble? Yeah, human of your time, exactly right?

726
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: Can I get Taylor good on your Taylor's Dad? But

727
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: I think before the song will But I mean, it's

728
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 1: definitely a better idea than my dad had that he

729
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: pitched this to us yesterday, sorry not yesterday before the song.

730
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: He has this idea that he wants to spend his

731
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: days in retirement just driving his fit which, by the way,

732
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:45,359
Speaker 1: so Dad bought this feat It's had innumerable problems, it's

733
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: barely still running. But now Dad's had this idea that

734
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: he wants to drive this thing to Townsville. And the

735
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: grand plan is that the radio show will cover the

736
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: entire journey and will effectively get road updates from my

737
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,160
Speaker 1: old man as he drives to Townsville. Now, which just

738
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 1: thought that we'd get Dad doing a trial run of

739
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: what this would sound like for the radio show. So Dad,

740
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: is it true that you you've made your way to

741
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: the feet?

742
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Steve, can you hear us?

743
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 3: I mean I'm sitting in the feats. It's motivated me.

744
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 3: I've walked down to the house. I'm in the street.

745
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 3: I'm oh, yeah, here we go. What an engine?

746
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 5: Oh, we didn't hear anything. Quiet as a mouse. We

747
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 5: didn't hear that.

748
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 1: Ready, ready, you're on the No.

749
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, let's.

750
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 7: No.

751
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 5: No, it's good. That's good.

752
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 4: We can hear.

753
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: We can hear.

754
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:52,239
Speaker 3: Really, this modern technology is fantastic. I can hear you too.

755
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,959
Speaker 3: It this is what it will be like every hundred

756
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,280
Speaker 3: kilometers you'll.

757
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: Hear from me.

758
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 5: Give us a report, Give us a report.

759
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 3: I can't pretty much.

760
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 6: But the rider straight.

761
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: That's hot. We're not technical problems.

762
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 7: We're going to work out before the trip.

763
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 5: It's not the trip's not happening.

764
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 3: But what give us pulling the sponsorship?

765
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 5: Who's sponsoring? The bits the question? Give us a bit

766
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 5: of the horn, give us the horn.

767
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 6: What else do you want?

768
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 5: It's Will and Woody. It's time for burp is, ups

769
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 5: and downs.

770
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: Frems.

771
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 5: Prepare these for last ups and downs.

772
00:38:57,680 --> 00:38:59,240
Speaker 1: So the hop juice today.

773
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 5: It's Will and Woody.

774
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 1: All right, super simple concepts, Wilba. Basically, you tell us

775
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 1: the start of a great story. We then guess if

776
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,279
Speaker 1: the story goes up or down after that. If your

777
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: trick us you go home with one thousand bucks. If

778
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: you want to play, enter at Willinwoody dot com. And

779
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: that's exactly what Josephine has done. Hello Josephine, Hi, guys,

780
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 1: how are you? We're outstanding? Thank you for asking crack

781
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,520
Speaker 1: into your story.

782
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 4: Okay, So, Hobby and I went to Indonesia for our

783
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,640
Speaker 4: first holiday without the kids.

784
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 7: It was quite a few years back.

785
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: And it was great.

786
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 4: And then we had a great time. And then I

787
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 4: think it was maybe twelve hours out to fly back

788
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 4: home and eve volcano erupted.

789
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 5: Oh god, which volcano was it?

790
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 3: Oh god, I can't remember the name. Jesus Christ.

791
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,320
Speaker 5: Okay, fair enough, fair enough? So does the story go

792
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 5: up and down from there? It was a pretty reasonable question,

793
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 5: if I'm being honest, Joseph and you may feel like

794
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 5: a bit of an idiot, but normally which landmark put

795
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 5: your life in your family's lives in danger? But that's

796
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:10,719
Speaker 5: all right.

797
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: I was actually living in Wa at the time, we

798
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: both were. Will But do you remember when this volcano

799
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: went off? Yep, A lot of people got their holidays

800
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 1: extended because there was so much ash in the air.

801
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,760
Speaker 1: So I would suggest that Josephine's story goes up because

802
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,839
Speaker 1: her holiday got extended by a couple of weeks.

803
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 5: Wow, okay, I like that wood Shrewd. We think it

804
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 5: goes up, Josephine, I think the story gets better from here.

805
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 4: Well, the story, let's say it don't get better. My

806
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 4: holiday didn't get extended, but we were able to make

807
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 4: our way home safely. We ended up getting a ride

808
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 4: from someone we didn't even know who it was. We

809
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 4: drove to our twelve hours through the bush, the jungle,

810
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 4: whatever it was, just to get to an alternative airport,

811
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:00,799
Speaker 4: and we were able to fly back home.

812
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 7: So we did a ride lady in our holiday.

813
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 5: But we had to keep got out of there. Wow,

814
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 5: all right, joseph Well, bad luck for you, though we

815
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 5: picked it like a dirty nose.

816
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 1: Well done well, not necessarily.

817
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 5: Next time. It still still got better though. All right,

818
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 5: let's go to Shannon on thirty one of sixty five. Shannon,

819
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 5: you give us the start of the story. We'll try

820
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 5: and guess whether it ends in an up or down.

821
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 2: Go for it.

822
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 5: Hello, how are you so?

823
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 3: I was filling up my car at the servo when

824
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,399
Speaker 3: a random lady jumped in my driver's seat.

825
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 1: Oh random lady, Oh I'm here and is somehow it

826
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: ended up being your mum. You never knew who your

827
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: real mum was. You get back in there, you got

828
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: a striking resemblance to you and now you know you

829
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: live around the corner from her and you're a happy family.

830
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: So because of that, unless you want to disagree with that, will.

831
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 5: Now, mate, Shannon, we think it gets better. It does

832
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 5: get better.

833
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 2: It was quite a funny story.

834
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 3: She got out of my car, ran off and drove

835
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 3: box and.

836
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 4: Then I went to go inside and pay, and next

837
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 4: minute she was back to collect her potato cakes.

838
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 3: From my car.

839
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: All right, that's good stuff, Shannon.

840
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 5: I'm sure how that gets better in any way, But

841
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 5: I think that's just really mellows out there. But anyway,

842
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 5: you Shanton, you can have a thousand bucks.

843
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 1: Although, Boober all, the.

844
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 5: Most random story I've heard on the radio in a

845
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 5: very long time could have been your mum as well.

846
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 5: Who knows? Bootber helps prepare alsies for Live's ups and down,

847
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 5: said Bootber Health Insurance. Today's Will and Woody.

848
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: A big show, right bloody hell, I feel like my

849
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 1: emotions were going from pillar to post there like huge

850
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: way and I'm genuinely devastated about that. Yeah, you know

851
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: she's really crushed you, right, yeah, because I think and

852
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: the reason a couple.

853
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 5: Of hundred grams between friends there, you know, like surely

854
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 5: she goes you know what do we know that the

855
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 5: way we know that the measurement that you know, the

856
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 5: Australian then or whoever, whatever the authority is, that's given

857
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 5: them the weight there that we know they're going to

858
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 5: be conservative. Yeah, she's wearing a swadling cloth. It's a

859
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 5: couple of extra hundred grams that gets you over there there,

860
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 5: and I can her as your aunt and then you

861
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 5: could take her.

862
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: On, thank you. Yeah. I mean look, if it was

863
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: you know, if it was just me making the decision,

864
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree with him or Wilbur. But you know

865
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:40,680
Speaker 1: she's banned it. I can't. I can't do it. And

866
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: to be honest, it's lucky that she is here, to

867
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: be honest, because you know, as you know, I'm a

868
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: bit of a maverick, bit of a rogue and I

869
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: definitely be doing wilder because I said, I said it's

870
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: raining today, and I was like, oh, she'd probably love

871
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 1: to feel a bit of a bit of rain on

872
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: her because I love getting her out in nature for

873
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: sniffs and stuff. Anyway, that's probably a stupid idea to

874
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: take her out in the rain, though, isn't it? You know?

875
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,840
Speaker 1: And if I was by myself, me and my beautiful

876
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: daughter doing a nude rain dance, like that's that sort

877
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: of dream areas for me. And yeah, I'm just glad

878
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: I've got an actual adult here that's saying it's probably

879
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: a bad idea, would he? So what I'm trying to

880
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:25,479
Speaker 1: say is as devastated as I am that I can't

881
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: use the strap on, it's probably a good thing that

882
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: MIM's here to say. You know, there's rules and regulations

883
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,959
Speaker 1: for a reason. You know, that's why there's a side

884
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: of the road you drive on. Are you not talking deliberately?

885
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: Because you know I'll keep going, you know I could.

886
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:42,399
Speaker 1: I could just I could keep talking until someone cuts

887
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:46,279
Speaker 1: me off and I bloody will, and I bloody will?

888
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 1: Do you ever walk your daughter out in the rain?

889
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 5: No, Well, I walk around the rain, but I'd make

890
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 5: sure that she was like, you know, looked up like

891
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 5: I made sure that she was dry, and make sure

892
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 5: that she's she's covered.

893
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: Can you check? Could I chuck her in a pram

894
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: and go for a walk for.

895
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 5: A few days as long as you've got a covering

896
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 5: for it? Yeah? Yeah, But if you got like one

897
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 5: of those look Mat, I feel like this is an

898
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:13,840
Speaker 5: affair chat I mean, and I figure out is probably

899
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 5: not for the podcast.

900
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the nuts. Talk about the nuts. Where

901
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: are you at now?

902
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,799
Speaker 5: I feel like we've got some amazing tim Robs flying

903
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,080
Speaker 5: under a nut. Awesome.

904
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: Straight to that idea. I also had a brilliant idea

905
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: on today's show.

906
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 5: Pete Stefanovic in a pistachio nut truck.

907
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: Yes, and then saying he's out of nuts, and then

908
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,360
Speaker 1: people want what they can't have, right, That's that's just

909
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 1: basic human psychology. So as soon as they find out

910
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,360
Speaker 1: they can't have pistachio nuts because Stefanovic's you know, understocked

911
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: his van, boom, you're yawning again. And I hate this.

912
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: Every time we do the debrief and I talk, you

913
00:45:53,840 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: start yawning, and it's incredibly disrespectful, especially saying such exciting stuff.

914
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 5: Tried to hide. I was like, oh my god, he's

915
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 5: going on. I thought we've already had this conversation in

916
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 5: the podcast read these people already heard it, mate, you

917
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 5: need I'm sorry, but you're go back to the drawing

918
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 5: board on the pistachio truck. As far as the nut truck,

919
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 5: the nut truck.

920
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: I actually have two other Okay, that's fair, and that's

921
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 1: only one of innumerable ideas that I've got. So I

922
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: have another idea, but I'll probably save this pitch for

923
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: the show tomorrow. I genuinely think this is like brilliant.

924
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: It involves another Australian celebrity and it's just it's the

925
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: subtlety as the way they.

926
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 5: Bring celebrity, like just are we raising the okay? Are

927
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,759
Speaker 5: we raising okay? Are we raising the.

928
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: The bar in terms of like the stature is it?

929
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 5: I mean if Kidman, if if Kidman is going to

930
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 5: come down, and.

931
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,600
Speaker 1: I would say this celebrity nine.

932
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:10,680
Speaker 5: Does it? Does a side? Does a side show.

933
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: Perfect? That's really good.

934
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, I'm in that game.

935
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,359
Speaker 1: They need to get it because that's good. She did

936
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: a show called nine Perfect Strangers. I'm sorry to explain

937
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: it well, I know, but that was good. Now we'll

938
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 1: go on.

939
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 5: If Hewitt comes down and you know, does a perfect backhanded,

940
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,719
Speaker 5: top spin lob with the with the nut. All of

941
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 5: a sudden, I'm interested.

942
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: Okay, well either of those things.

943
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 5: Okay, but I would give me, just give me what

944
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 5: echelon is this celebrity.

945
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 1: In honest honestly, I would say they are smack bang

946
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: in between Pete Stephanovick and Nicole Kidman. Everyone, everyone would

947
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: know who this person is. Smack bang, smack bang in

948
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: the middle.

949
00:47:57,719 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 5: Do you know who it is, George my guy?

950
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: No, like every celebrity.

951
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, you basically going you've gone, You've gone entry level

952
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 5: celeb and you've gone bigger celebs, so it could be

953
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 5: any celeb. Yeah, you've given yourself a broad scope it is.

954
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 5: Do you reckon? That's a fair Do you reckon that's

955
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 5: a fair scope?

956
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so.

957
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,600
Speaker 5: Stefanovic and Kidman, we're given that. It's such a big scope.

958
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 5: But do you think it's smack bang in the middle

959
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 5: of pretty?

960
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 1: Spot on pretty? But it's and it's something they're famous

961
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: for that I think can perfectly be used.

962
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 5: I think it is.

963
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to stop talking then because I don't

964
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: want to ruin the surprise.

965
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 5: Something they're famous for.

966
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're something something that they're well known.

967
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 5: For arist Us. The surprise Chef comes down, it does

968
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 5: itshio ice cream.

969
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:48,520
Speaker 1: No, but that could be better.

970
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,560
Speaker 5: Please don't tell me. I'm coming up with things on

971
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 5: the spot that have beat in your twenty three hours

972
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,439
Speaker 5: worth of brainstorming.

973
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: This one was actually my baby's idea. She whispered it

974
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: to me at heur in the morning. It's brilliant. But

975
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: surprise Chef, that's good Aristas.

976
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 5: We haven't been able to find him. We haven't been

977
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,759
Speaker 5: able to find him. We tried to find he's off

978
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 5: the grid because remember we talked sleeperrants with the Aristos

979
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 5: surprising us on the show. It's on stage.

980
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that idea.

981
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:22,279
Speaker 5: I messaged him on Instagram. He never got back to me.

982
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 1: Is that the lengths you go to was producer? You

983
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 1: just do a quick DM.

984
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,799
Speaker 5: He's done, We've done on wee found there.

985
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 7: Not that I can do.

986
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 5: Boys, he hasn't gone to ground at all. He just

987
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 5: hasn't checked his request of d ms.

988
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 1: I liked all of these. We are we are.

989
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 5: Photos producing what I want.

990
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,080
Speaker 1: I think the take home is we're in a great

991
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:53,439
Speaker 1: spot for Pustachi in the middle of stop guessing. There's

992
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: nothing to guess it's a hot bit. It's going to

993
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 1: be on the show tomorrow. Hopefully they'll be able to

994
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: join us tomorrow as well.

995
00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 5: Pat Rafter, I don't know why going for tennis players.

996
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, similar ilk.

997
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 5: Pat's pistachios. Similar ilk.

998
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,440
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Pat's pistachios. Get to bring the van back,

999
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 1: bring the van back. And then Pat starts hitting pistachios

1000
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: into the crowd with his tennis racket. Not bad, and

1001
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: then that because that's good, because they'll be they'll be

1002
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: confused as to which nuts Pat was hitting, and they'll

1003
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:25,360
Speaker 1: probably be like, oh, these are fresh nuts, and then

1004
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: they'll go to the ground and they'll get confused and

1005
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: how nut will get picked up.

1006
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 5: The purpose of the bit is not to confuse people

1007
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 5: to the point where they accidentally pick up our not

1008
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 5: thinking that it's Pat Rafters nuts. Yeah, it ruins the

1009
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 5: whole experiment.

1010
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 1: Okay, that crosses the line. That crosses the line.

1011
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:42,960
Speaker 5: You need to go home where you are home.

1012
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:46,439
Speaker 1: That wasn't me, by the way. That made it sound

1013
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: like I was all over the place. You're nowhere.

1014
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 5: We're gonna have to