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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush.

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Speaker 3: Will is a way today.

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Speaker 4: So Ash London is in here filling in and right

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Speaker 4: now we are joined by Luke McGregor.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, thank you the big dog.

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Speaker 6: Ya.

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Speaker 3: Now, Luki, we are going to get into your role

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Speaker 3: as ambassador for Polished men. Get along the Polishman dot

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Speaker 3: com if you do want to get involved.

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Speaker 4: You were just saying to us in the song before,

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Speaker 4: you have a decibel reading on your phone.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so like a limitter.

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Speaker 2: I'm my friends an audiologists and I helped her. I

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Speaker 2: used to be a data analyst, so I helped her

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Speaker 2: collat her data. And then from there, I've got really

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Speaker 2: scared about it your health. And so if it's above

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Speaker 2: I think it's like ninety five. Really it's really damaging.

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Speaker 2: Within like fifteen minutes, you get like permanent damage. I

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Speaker 2: come with exact percentages. But so now I've got a

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Speaker 2: level and it's I if my phone tells me this

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Speaker 2: is too loud and he you're gonna get your damage,

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Speaker 2: I just leave.

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Speaker 5: I don't stay.

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Speaker 1: Or I tell the best way to get it really shitty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Or I tell someone one of the staff members

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Speaker 2: that this is too loud in here.

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Speaker 5: This is an illegal this is an illegal level. Either way,

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Speaker 5: I'm very popular.

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Speaker 4: So what do you get though, So your phone gives

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Speaker 4: off like an alarm?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so the iPhone has it.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Android has it because they're they're like

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Speaker 2: the iPhone's standard, so they can kind of calibrate it.

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Speaker 2: It's you know, they use the same I'm talking myself.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, it's it's just an app.

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Speaker 2: And if if I check, if I feel like it's

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Speaker 2: too loud, and if it's over, like ninety five, I

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Speaker 2: get out of there.

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Speaker 1: It's on your bike and get out because it's his craft.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the big dogs, the big dollars, the big dogs.

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Speaker 5: I can't hear the heckles. I can't. I can't sing them.

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Speaker 5: I can sing them back.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, sorry, I know maybe people find this boring,

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Speaker 4: but I find this fascinating. Can you give me an

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Speaker 4: example of an environment that was ninety five.

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Speaker 2: When it was when comedy festivals on the DJ who

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Speaker 2: was doing their music downstairs was playing the music really loud,

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Speaker 2: and I thought, this is way too loud, and so

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Speaker 2: I went down on my phone, stood near the speakers

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Speaker 2: and went still out, and so I went to someone

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Speaker 2: in because I knew I knew the sort of the producer,

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Speaker 2: one of the producers, and said, listen, you can tell

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Speaker 2: the DJ and it down.

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Speaker 5: It's too loud.

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Speaker 6: You're yeah, it was pretty good, and then I just

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Speaker 6: then I just made out with people for the rest

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Speaker 4: So then when you do a stand up show, are

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Speaker 4: you are you constantly monitoring, like I don't want to

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Speaker 4: make people laugh too much because I'm worried I'm going

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Speaker 2: No, no, it's it's it has to be like a

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Speaker 2: consistently loud like a drill or something like. It has

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Speaker 2: to be a loud noise for a long time. Well,

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Speaker 2: that have to laugh so loud it would like break

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Speaker 2: a sound barrier or something like. It's It's okay in

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Speaker 1: No one likes having neighbors like that.

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Speaker 6: I have neighbors like that, And like most weeks, there's

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Speaker 1: Because you can't call the cops till eleven o'clock.

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Speaker 5: You're not invited to.

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Speaker 6: I'm definitely I'm sitting there with my phone staring at

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Speaker 6: the clock, waiting for eleven o'clock. And after three parties

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Speaker 6: they figured out that they got onto it, and then

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Speaker 1: Didn't get the moment.

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Speaker 5: Why did you just switch the power off at his

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Speaker 1: That's such a dad.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's very confrontational from you, Dad.

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Speaker 2: It's a little it's a little like it's an escalation before.

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Speaker 2: He's tried other methods, but that's what he would go to,

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Speaker 2: just go and turn the power off. Is he still

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Speaker 2: a lot, dad, and not electrocuted? No, he's still going.

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Speaker 4: On that note, let's go to a song we haven't

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Speaker 4: talked at all about. We should talk about that. Ashes

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Speaker 4: in here filling in for Wilbur and joining us right now.

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Speaker 3: We've got Luc McGregor.

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 6: When you're in studio in a radio station and you're

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Speaker 6: with radio hosts who've got a piece of paper in

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Speaker 6: front of them, and you know that that whole piece

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Speaker 6: of paper is just information about you, is that a

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Speaker 6: weird feeling?

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Speaker 5: It's a little weird.

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Speaker 2: It'd be weirder if you guys like looked at it

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Speaker 2: and went and just ripped it up and went don't care.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, exactly, just means you guys care a little.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, look, we should talk about while you are in here,

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Speaker 4: polished man. You're an ambassador ambassadorscuse mate for polished man?

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Speaker 5: Yes, can you.

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Speaker 4: Tell us a bit about that?

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, No. It's a great charity to pivot to

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Speaker 5: from funny you could jokes.

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Speaker 2: They raise money too, but basically the charity supports, like

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Speaker 2: they're trying to in violence against children and women, which

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Speaker 2: is one of those things were just like, Okay, surely

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Speaker 2: that's something everyone would get behind, but also feels impossible.

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Speaker 5: It just feels like incent animal.

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Speaker 2: But they directly support charities like y Gap who offer

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Speaker 5: The money goes.

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Speaker 1: And the nail.

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Speaker 2: The nail is just to raise awareness. There is a

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Speaker 2: story behind it. I think one of the founders saw

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Speaker 2: someone having their like a daughter painting their dad's nails

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Speaker 2: or something like that. But but yeah, they used as

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Speaker 2: a chance to raise awareness. They have told me, and

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Speaker 3: I'm going to help her out. I've got a feeling

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Speaker 3: one of the founders was in a village where there

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Speaker 3: was a young girl who had been subject to violence,

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Speaker 5: That's what I was going to say. That's that's what

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Speaker 5: I was going to say before you stopped me. I

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Speaker 2: My sentence was, but I've forgotten until now, and then

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Speaker 2: I was going to say that I was going to

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Speaker 2: say it. So you kind of ruined that. But thank you.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, it's like you're there.

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Speaker 1: Next time I feeling on another radio.

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Speaker 5: It's really beautiful.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm crying at the very gravitaze.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sorry, that's tough.

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Speaker 4: Now, look hard to segue off violence against women and children.

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Speaker 3: But final question for you before you leave. We were

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Speaker 3: just talking about double dackings.

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Speaker 4: Have you you ever been.

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Speaker 5: A nice commercial segue?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Have you ever been double dacked?

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Speaker 5: You mean, so you get dacked and you get decked again.

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Speaker 1: Pants?

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Speaker 2: Oh I see, So I was singing, it's like a

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Speaker 2: dack and then they come back for a second back.

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Speaker 1: That happened you?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, but one way I avoided is once

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Speaker 2: you're dacked, you just stay dacked and then they can't

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Speaker 2: dack your kids.

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Speaker 5: So you take the power back by leaving your pants down.

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Speaker 5: That explains why you're not wearing pants.

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Speaker 1: Follow that again, maybe it was a religious choice.

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Speaker 5: As soon as I heard Ash was in, I'm like, okay, well.

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Speaker 4: Is definitely going.

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Speaker 1: To get me quiet.

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Speaker 5: But no, I've never been nudd act.

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Speaker 2: I've always, I've always it's always the pants have always

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Speaker 2: been down, but not never the only have never come

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Speaker 2: with ye, which I'm thankful for.

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Speaker 5: But when I did when I did, when I did.

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Speaker 2: Look on sex the doc and I went to a

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Speaker 5: Of informational once.

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Speaker 2: But but one of the bad things about that I

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Speaker 2: now that my bum and genitals have seen son, now

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Speaker 2: I have to get them checked as well. Whereas before that,

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Speaker 6: But it's it's I got a mold removed from my

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Speaker 5: Of course, so did you to we not able to

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 6: I was on a date actually, and I was kind

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Speaker 6: it had them, and I swiveled around and the stitches.

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Speaker 1: Split and it started bleeding. Excuse myself?

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Speaker 5: Did you tell the date? Or was did you try

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Speaker 6: And I tried to keep it secret and just kind

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Speaker 6: now I've got this little like it's fun of mine

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Speaker 1: And I wasn't making a documentary. I was being an idiot.

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Speaker 4: But your bum was out in the silariums are you?

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Speaker 1: Because that's what we did in our twenties. You'd go

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Speaker 1: full nudes. You didn't have ten lines.

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Speaker 5: That risky to do as well as the solarium so bad?

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Speaker 6: Oh, really it's illegal. Now do I wear sunscreen top ten?

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Speaker 6: I've got some going on now. I wear it every day. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: so don't ever do if people are listening and they're

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Speaker 6: still got a solariums that's someone's backyard dodgey solarium they

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Speaker 4: And don't sunbake in the nerd because then when you

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Speaker 4: go to the dermatologist they need to check you well.

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Speaker 2: To just be aware that that's if you play tennis

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Speaker 2: of the nude, that's going to be something you have

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Speaker 2: to This is gonna have consequences.

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Speaker 5: This really was a pivot.

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Speaker 4: Like McGregor, I think you're the only man in the

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Speaker 4: world who could talk about Polished Man, which is an amazing,

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Speaker 4: amazing charity you're part of. If you want to get involved,

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Speaker 4: go to Polishman dot com go and donate for Luke,

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Speaker 4: or of course you can sign up yourself and paint

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Speaker 4: your fingernails.

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Speaker 3: Luke mcgregort, youre an absolute legend.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for coming in, Thanks for having me, Thanks for

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Speaker 5: me plug the charity him more of.

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Speaker 1: The boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to