Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, hey, bitch tits.
Speaker 2: The world you see is a.
Speaker 1: Place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut
Speaker 1: you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2: You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1: And that, my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 2: A buck up about it. Bad, a bad, bad.
Speaker 3: Bad decide you were going to do that, I.
Speaker 2: Just I thought, that's perfect time. I'll unzip my jacket.
Speaker 3: And zip the jacket. Out came the girls.
Speaker 2: And revealed the schemes. It's actually not scheme. It's actually
Speaker 2: a Skim's knockoff that I ordered it three m Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not even called Skims. Scott her name on it.
Speaker 2: It's got no label.
Speaker 3: Hello Ky Lane Brook, Oh, Nate Valve. We've always thought
Speaker 3: about the Skims thing with Kim k Did she really
Speaker 3: invent a tight bit of clothing to go under clothing?
Speaker 2: No, she became a billionaire for it because before that
Speaker 2: they had spanks. We can't talk about spanks without talking
Speaker 2: about the person who needs them more than anybody else.
Speaker 2: Best producer in the world.
Speaker 3: I had no idea where that was going.
Speaker 2: The reason that I say that is, of course we
Speaker 2: know that Sash's nat is a pin.
Speaker 3: Doesn't need no spanks.
Speaker 2: She needs they spanky.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well she told me she was a nudist last week
Speaker 3: or the week before. Shocking, surprising, very surprising. Bracy nudes
Speaker 3: are always uncle and producers.
Speaker 2: Yes, apparently so hey, so I think spanks. Yes, By
Speaker 2: the way, the best thing ever happened to her who
Speaker 2: Kim Kardash Yes, when she first remember it was going
Speaker 2: to be called kimono, did not know that, And remember
Speaker 2: there was all this backlash for her range because it
Speaker 2: was cultural appropriation, right.
Speaker 3: Snooze first, it's also a bad name.
Speaker 2: And then she came up with skins, which is so
Speaker 2: much better.
Speaker 3: It's way better, Yes, but explain what the difference between
Speaker 3: skins and.
Speaker 2: Before that there was spanks and they were all really hard,
Speaker 2: and they were like they had big thick elastic bands
Speaker 2: and getting into them was nearly impossible, and they were
Speaker 2: flesh colored or just black. They were just heavy.
Speaker 3: The point though, bring it all in, No, but.
Speaker 2: So she invented this to use this material and just
Speaker 2: to make them like a bit make great undies. I'm
Speaker 2: Sash is a fan of their g strings.
Speaker 3: That you sleep they swam this year, every episode of
Speaker 3: the buck Up, we're just finding more and more out
Speaker 3: about my horny producers.
Speaker 2: Correct, because she's a New Zealander. And years ago when
Speaker 2: Peter was working as an engineer, so long, long time ago,
Speaker 2: and I first started working with Sasha, and Sash was
Speaker 2: just a racy little unit always has been. And one
Speaker 2: of the guys who worked with Peter. Oh, you couldn't
Speaker 2: make this comment now, but at the time it really
Speaker 2: made us laugh. We were outside with the smokers, always
Speaker 2: the best people, and he said he was a great guy,
Speaker 2: one of those weird dry guysmokers who may well be
Speaker 2: ripped now because he couldn't imagine him being long for
Speaker 2: this one because he was such a brilliant character.
Speaker 3: Now he's vaping, young guy.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, and he goes we were talking about Sash
Speaker 2: for some reason, her name. I think he listened to
Speaker 2: the show and he goes, ah, he goes, New Zealanders
Speaker 2: tap him on the head and their pants fall down.
Speaker 3: Just what a line. Brilliant and and you're very small,
Speaker 3: very easy to do.
Speaker 2: That's right. She's just delightful, delight.
Speaker 3: Well who you are in your skims.
Speaker 2: Here, I am my skims knockoff.
Speaker 3: You look excellent again.
Speaker 2: A sign of success that you've been good enough at
Speaker 2: what you do for someone to steal from you, which
Speaker 2: happens to comedians all the time.
Speaker 3: Happens to me stealing your ideas. Yeah, because I've got
Speaker 3: your book coming out next year?
Speaker 2: Is it a romance?
Speaker 3: I'm going to Italy with.
Speaker 2: A lockdown.
Speaker 3: It's god how to become a cooker. Speaking of the Kardashians,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you know it's my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 3: Have you seen Chris Jana's new face? It is the
Speaker 3: best world I have seen since Loewen.
Speaker 2: Where are they getting?
Speaker 3: This? Must be the same guy. Okay, I've got Lindsay
Speaker 3: Lowan's new face. We've got Thingo's new face. Anne Hathaway, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've got Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2: And Hathaway's face wasn't good because you shouldn't look at
Speaker 2: it and go new face. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, Christianny are half through because she's one hundred and
Speaker 3: now she looks younger than all of them.
Speaker 2: So okay, I'm going to breathe you scene the Queen
Speaker 2: of new faces, Martha Stewart, Oh, unbelievable. Well, I saw
Speaker 2: it ninety but I didn't blow it up, so I
Speaker 2: haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: Really creepy thing about Chris Jennery is and I'm all
Speaker 3: for it, but it's creepy. She clearly goes in with
Speaker 3: a photo of Kim and says, make me look like
Speaker 3: my daughter. You can tell.
Speaker 2: But also she was the one who orchestrated the deal
Speaker 2: for her daughter's sex tape.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, I mean so she could have her face,
Speaker 3: say that.
Speaker 2: Going in and want of her faces. The creepiest thing
Speaker 2: about her that personally has a mother, has a mother.
Speaker 2: That's not the top of my list.
Speaker 3: Great new face, christ Jenna, Wow, show me, show me
Speaker 3: if someone knows who did it, I haven't had a
Speaker 3: good look. Send it over to the fucker.
Speaker 2: Oh it's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 3: So Well, they've got nothing else to do. They're billionaires
Speaker 3: and they've got very busy. You've got nothing else to
Speaker 3: do except look good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they do a lot of meetings. They have
Speaker 2: a lot of meetings, they plan a lot of parties.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So she looks like Kim. Oh my goodness, what yeah?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: That's heavily airbrush.
Speaker 3: I will show you the buddy, I said, cold. We
Speaker 3: have such pitches. Someone showed me and I went, I
Speaker 3: need footage. Oh my perfect goodness, perfect google it. Christiana's
Speaker 3: new face.
Speaker 2: I need a new face.
Speaker 3: No you don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I can no longer show my face in
Speaker 2: the pineapple shop.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get you made a balaclava a little
Speaker 3: with some little pineapples embroidered on it. I have gone
Speaker 3: away and made a new sound effect for our podcast.
Speaker 3: And this is inspired by you. And next time you
Speaker 3: tell a story about the pineapple or something similar, we're
Speaker 3: just going to play what I'm calling the am radio sound.
Speaker 3: We have Kate Laine Brook on the line. Kate take
Speaker 3: us away with the pineapple voice.
Speaker 2: With that, do you do you want to return a pineapple?
Speaker 3: I say yes?
Speaker 2: Did you get a sour orange and your suck for Christmas?
Speaker 2: With the lumber cal You know that voice? You know
Speaker 2: that nineteen thirties voice. I can't anything that sounds pineapple ish?
Speaker 3: Hello over there? Do you wish to return your pineapple? Ma'am?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 3: That's the voice to improv.
Speaker 2: Can you add to that next time?
Speaker 3: So you're not happy with what I did.
Speaker 2: No, I love it. The music's perfect.
Speaker 3: You want to create a voice. You want to Christiana
Speaker 3: that you want.
Speaker 2: Me to yeah, children to be a bit more Kim Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll do it, and a bit less Carmie.
Speaker 3: This is a creative relationship and I've taken you your feedback.
Speaker 2: I was so going to say something then about I
Speaker 2: really I sensed myself. Oh talking about Carmie.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's what he doesn't sense. So so why
Speaker 3: should you? Did you hear the name of his new
Speaker 3: song that you released last week?
Speaker 2: Is that I'm not saying the guy that you look
Speaker 2: like it's the guy?
Speaker 3: Two things about our faces. Two things if you're new
Speaker 3: about pod Kate can't go into a fruit shop because
Speaker 3: you returned to pine Apple, and I can't go anywhere
Speaker 3: because I look like Hitler.
Speaker 2: But you do, and you know you do. And one
Speaker 2: day you all of a sudden, at the live show,
Speaker 2: our first ever live show, you've.
Speaker 3: Realized there in the moment, yes, that you think, could.
Speaker 2: You know what it's disturbing about this little man? Is
Speaker 2: it the fact that he's carrying an easel?
Speaker 3: What was I carrying?
Speaker 2: He was an artist?
Speaker 3: Oh? Was he?
Speaker 2: Or he was, but still by his paintings, and in fact,
Speaker 2: I think I think they're a pretty solid investment. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, sure and quite frankly, and I know
Speaker 2: people you know, this is always the conversation that people have.
Speaker 2: Can you separate the artists from the art?
Speaker 3: I will say, I think with Hitler, yes.
Speaker 2: I think, I think probably you're right, And yeah, people
Speaker 2: haven't because this is my thing about separating the artists
Speaker 2: from the art. If you, you know, ban someone because
Speaker 2: you don't like their politics or you don't like.
Speaker 3: Him, Jay is the one, the true one I struggle.
Speaker 2: With, right And will I tell you why you don't
Speaker 2: ban the artist?
Speaker 3: Tell me why, because Smooth Criminal is my favorite song.
Speaker 2: Of all time. Because if you ban the artist, then
Speaker 2: you've got nothing, and you've got a negative because all
Speaker 2: you've got is this person who is accused of doing
Speaker 2: these really terrible things. You've got a soul deficit. Whereas
Speaker 2: you can cancel the person but still enjoy their art,
Speaker 2: and then you've got a.
Speaker 3: That's you don't have to we are pro.
Speaker 2: Goodness. One day they're going to isolate that. It's no
Speaker 2: three SIPs, no the take off, the cal away.
Speaker 3: A man can't even have three SIPs and say broke
Speaker 3: this country anymore?
Speaker 2: This country anyway? Pineapples, pineapples anyway, the worst, the lowest, deep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we know how it ended. But what we
Speaker 3: want to do very quickly. Some people reached out about
Speaker 3: actually quite a.
Speaker 2: Lot, a lot of there was a lot of.
Speaker 3: Thing dms, a couple of commons feedback and what's the
Speaker 3: general take, Kate.
Speaker 2: Well, generally, I'm boyed. I'm actually saying this could be
Speaker 2: a political movement because this is there's a great there's
Speaker 2: a feeling that people in this country are not being
Speaker 2: spoken for.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks in politics. Kate, this is good.
Speaker 2: This is I see a gap and and like Sash
Speaker 2: has offered to suitors in the past, it's ready to
Speaker 2: be filled. Sorry, that was a bit much, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I approve of it.
Speaker 3: We're going to come over and tap you on the head.
Speaker 2: But anyway, but people have returned stuff fruit, pineapple. Antigony.
Speaker 2: That's a great name, right name, that's so I'm going
Speaker 2: to say, that's so Greek. I was in a play
Speaker 2: called Antigony, not that I want to make.
Speaker 3: It about me, Like what was it about? A big
Speaker 3: drama about someone returning.
Speaker 2: Return the pineapple cate. My parents returned to watermelon. That
Speaker 2: wasn't wrong, and they got their money back. Hot cakes
Speaker 2: from McDonald's mind you. The day after don't even try.
Speaker 2: My dad misordered for my nephew ended up with ten
Speaker 2: extra pancakes. Let me tell you we were forced to
Speaker 2: eat them for days.
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds like owl. Oh no Macas hotcakes?
Speaker 2: And also what pussy they can't eat? I could eat
Speaker 2: ten pancakes in a sitting and still I still be hungry.
Speaker 2: Can't eat?
Speaker 3: Oka say something about the hot game.
Speaker 2: You touch the sun.
Speaker 3: This bike head that's metioning you this, These pike head's
Speaker 3: got a point. What is it about hotcakes from Macas?
Speaker 3: They are delicious? Delicious instantly, yes, but then minutes later
Speaker 3: they're not.
Speaker 2: They're not made to be eaten. Weeks later, they're not
Speaker 2: archaeological remnants.
Speaker 3: I'm talking minutes later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stiff, they go change. Maybe I think they've been
Speaker 2: you know when things have been micro waves, like I
Speaker 2: give ever microwaved burrito about me looking you and you.
Speaker 3: Look so serious in your life.
Speaker 2: But also I could see your mind your mind. Are
Speaker 2: you medicated or un tonight?
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's up to figure it out.
Speaker 2: I can see when your mind is racing and you're
Speaker 2: trying to guess what I'm going to come up, What
Speaker 2: example I'm going to give When you've ever microwave day
Speaker 2: and I can see your mind racing, you weren't expecting burrito.
Speaker 3: I really was.
Speaker 2: I don't think I was honest. But you know, straight away.
Speaker 3: As soon as you say your microwaved a burrito, in
Speaker 3: a matter of seconds, everyone's figured out you've had a
Speaker 3: big night, you got on the piss, you got it
Speaker 3: from somewhere late.
Speaker 2: No actual, I'm saying, the next day you're warming it. No,
Speaker 2: not the stuffed one you hungover. Not the stuffed one one.
Speaker 2: The ones in the packet just called burritos around this,
Speaker 2: I don't know what else to call them.
Speaker 3: They're not burritos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're burritos. Explain it to me, Yeah, burritos. The
Speaker 2: shell a soft taco. Okay, there's burritos, there's inchiladoes, there's
Speaker 2: all sorts of go.
Speaker 3: Do something, because it's time sensitive. Many people contacting us
Speaker 3: about the pineapple, however, Yes, a friend of the pod. Yes,
Speaker 3: a buck up. We both love and respect who you
Speaker 3: do the project with.
Speaker 2: Some time.
Speaker 3: A buckwhit, who I've worked with many years, has something
Speaker 3: to say about about returning food.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's call him Nick Cody. An ally an.
Speaker 3: Ally an ally, Yes, he is an ally.
Speaker 4: He's an ally ally.
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I've always thought about you, Nick Cody. You look like
Speaker 3: someone that should bully me, but you don't.
Speaker 2: It's true. He's very Also, you've got you look like
Speaker 2: you should be steering. You should be stealing a sheep. Really,
Speaker 2: somewhere far from a metropolitan.
Speaker 4: City on a Sunday, lame is on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yes, your column a column bee, that's what your top
Speaker 2: on Friday, bottom on Sunday.
Speaker 3: We call that verse.
Speaker 4: I don't know if if I've ever told you this.
Speaker 4: The only people that slide into my dms are gay
Speaker 4: men asking me if I'm really married.
Speaker 2: Oh really, because you're a beer, he's a bear.
Speaker 3: I told you this many years ago, Nick, I said
Speaker 3: to you, and you seem shocked by it. I said,
Speaker 3: there's there are a lot of gays that really are
Speaker 3: into the Nick Cody. Hey, excuse me. It is good
Speaker 3: news for you because you know what gays do. They
Speaker 3: booked tickets, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2: And you know what they.
Speaker 3: Travel in packs of fifteen.
Speaker 2: Unlike in their relationships, in their adoration of public figures,
Speaker 2: they're faithful.
Speaker 3: When there's a group of gay men together, it's called
Speaker 3: a gossip. It's a gossip up.
Speaker 2: Look, there's so much we can learn on this pod.
Speaker 2: But you know where I you and I really saw,
Speaker 2: as the French would say, you to your Nick Cody
Speaker 2: was when we were discussing the now infamous scar on
Speaker 2: my soul.
Speaker 4: My story of returning food is much sadder than Kate. Kate, correct,
Speaker 4: Kate was correct. Hang on what I hang on?
Speaker 2: Hang on for correct, We're going to get a sound effect.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 2: Thanks Nick Cody, great for joining us.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I try to return a roast chook.
Speaker 3: Man, Okay it was not cooked enough.
Speaker 4: Well, I got the roast chok home. It was one
Speaker 4: of those situations. I took past from veggies and everything
Speaker 4: from the kids, and then out of nowhere, Dad is
Speaker 4: their chicken with no chicken. Give me a minute. Shoot
Speaker 4: down to the local shop, nice, nice little supermarket, grab
Speaker 4: the roast chalk. Get home. I opened it up and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what's happening here? Did did this chicken grow
Speaker 4: up next to a nuclear power plant? This thing is
Speaker 4: off right. It just was wrong.
Speaker 2: What was wrong about it?
Speaker 4: It just looked wrong. I'm like, this doesn't look like
Speaker 4: a chicken. I'm a man that's eaten a lot of
Speaker 4: roast chalk. Yeah, I've eaten a lot of the you know,
Speaker 4: the bachelor's handbag they call it. I've had heaps of them, yeah, thousands. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this was just wrong. And I said, sorry, boys, I've
Speaker 4: got to take it back. I can't give you this.
Speaker 4: There's something wrong with this chicken. Rushed back to the supermarket,
Speaker 4: took it to the deli, showed the girl and said, ma'am,
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, but this chicken. I don't know what's happened,
Speaker 4: but it's a disaster. I can't seed this for my kids.
Speaker 4: And she looked. She looked in the bag and said, yeah, mate,
Speaker 4: it's upside down, just in their glove pans. Turned it
Speaker 4: around in the bag.
Speaker 2: And then did you take it home?
Speaker 4: The same?
Speaker 2: And it was delicious.
Speaker 4: It was fantastic. You know what, I've never opened the
Speaker 4: bag to see it from that angle.
Speaker 2: Well, did you know what's in there?
Speaker 3: But now that Nick mentions it, when have you ever
Speaker 3: looked down before?
Speaker 2: It's pretty No, no, it's not good.
Speaker 3: So you walked home with your chicken. Kate went home
Speaker 3: with mandarin juice. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I forgot to bring that up. That was
Speaker 4: awful your story, Kate. It was like ray Gun. Remember
Speaker 4: everyone hated ray Gun. Yes, and I think everyone hated
Speaker 4: you at the like I'm returning a pineapple.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then you get to the store and it was
Speaker 4: when Raygun started doing interviews and everyone loves her again.
Speaker 4: Everyone loved Raygun and we thought Langbrook spot on here,
Speaker 4: this person being very rude to were cakes correct? The
Speaker 4: pineapples off? And then you said it's all right, old
Speaker 4: Trader for Amanda Injoy And that was the start of
Speaker 4: the story where Raygun tried to see the comedian and
Speaker 4: everyone hated Raygun again. You had and you lost it.
Speaker 3: And Nick before we let you go different Via, But
Speaker 3: I think we should plug your podcast as well.
Speaker 2: Mid mid Flight fight.
Speaker 4: Fights, Cody, now mid flight brawl, mid flight.
Speaker 2: But why isn't it mid flight fight That's a good question.
Speaker 2: I love we love you, Nick Cady, and we're not
Speaker 2: just saying around top he dog.
Speaker 3: We're not just saying that we love you because you
Speaker 3: said you love us.
Speaker 2: For us.
Speaker 3: It's not one of those relationships. I've always loved Nick Cody.
Speaker 3: I had Nick Cody perform at my gig the other week.
Speaker 3: It's how good was Nick Cody?
Speaker 2: Nick Cady is brilliant.
Speaker 3: If you're listening and you've never seen Nick Cody live,
Speaker 3: go see Nick Cody live, one of my favorite comics.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Legends, and keep putting out this
Speaker 4: grab podcast. I'm going to clap myself out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we love Nick ba boom a bad a bad
Speaker 2: a bad bad bad bad beat.
Speaker 3: But to the non Melbournians for the next two minutes,
Speaker 3: just hang with us. We'll come back to you in
Speaker 3: a minute. But we have to say the thing that,
Speaker 3: for some reason, every Victorian says it around May June
Speaker 3: every year it.
Speaker 2: Is so cold. It's so cold. All right, Now, you
Speaker 2: seem to think that this is unre What time do
Speaker 2: you get up in the morning?
Speaker 3: Some thirty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So I go to a boot camp. That's
Speaker 2: how I keep this rig time.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: So I go what what? No?
Speaker 3: You said, Well, well, I was like, well you're also
Speaker 3: wearing skims.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that also that also boot camp? All right,
Speaker 2: so that starts at six o'clock. I saw that look,
Speaker 2: you two exchange Stash's look. Was you got away with it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My godness?
Speaker 3: Did sometimes?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Slashized relationship is like his little siblings at dinner and
Speaker 3: one of us says something sometimes and the other one.
Speaker 2: You know what? It gave your way home? Look, that
Speaker 2: was what gate. You would have got away with it
Speaker 2: and I would have moved on. Come on, all right,
Speaker 2: we know boot camp is not working as well as
Speaker 2: it's short.
Speaker 3: Why excuse me? That is not what.
Speaker 2: Anyway? So I go to boot camp every morning, not
Speaker 2: every morning devastating things. Honestly, he'd have to get his
Speaker 2: money back once a week, no more than that. That's hurtful.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with me? I don't I'm not the same.
Speaker 3: You're not the same.
Speaker 2: I've got a deep I can't lie a scar.
Speaker 3: This shop, this girl in the shop has shaken you.
Speaker 3: She's mad. There's a crack in the.
Speaker 2: She whatever it really has, I don't like it like her?
Speaker 2: Why was she?
Speaker 3: Was she done?
Speaker 2: It was the thing at the end that got me. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's not revisit it anyways, bootcat. This is so, and
Speaker 2: it's outside so suddenly it's the suddenness of the cold
Speaker 2: that's got people. It is overnight suddenness. It's overnight because
Speaker 2: last week I was I went on Friday morning, I
Speaker 2: was in a singlet and on Monday morning it was
Speaker 2: so cold I couldn't even take my jacket off. I
Speaker 2: normally don't even wear a jacket. And one of the
Speaker 2: women there, see it's two degree gross two degree.
Speaker 3: Cody's sister lives out east and she did a screencap
Speaker 3: the other morning and it was negative for negative force.
Speaker 2: She's a Queensland well.
Speaker 3: Now no, now she's a Victorian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she can't.
Speaker 3: Yes, I get the point this fruit.
Speaker 2: I've lost my capacity to be understood.
Speaker 3: Speaking of being I know you go to boot camp, right, yes?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you ever have that moment where exercise is forced
Speaker 3: upon you? It's unplanned and it proves to you just
Speaker 3: how unfit you are, like exactly what I thought I was. Okay,
Speaker 3: I move around you are you ing?
Speaker 2: Nimble on stage?
Speaker 3: That's nice? Nimble on stage? That's good enough. Isn't it
Speaker 3: a dog to deal with?
Speaker 2: You can walk upstairs without puffy.
Speaker 3: I walk up stairs. I don't smoke.
Speaker 2: You don't smell. I don't and yet you're smoking.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you. Kate the name of your nail polish
Speaker 3: you brought out many years ago, many years ago. At
Speaker 3: the airport the other day, surprise, surprise, I read the
Speaker 3: app wrong. Classic. Oh no, I'm at Gate four. Read
Speaker 3: it aboard and then they're saying Gate four boards and
Speaker 3: it's the nine thirty to to Woomba. Like, I don't
Speaker 3: remember my gig being in too Woomba. Yeah, I thought
Speaker 3: I was going to Brisbane right for the comedy Festival.
Speaker 3: Thank you to the buckheads that came and saw the
Speaker 3: last year. I looked down, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's the boarding number. Introduced boarding numbers. They printed on
Speaker 3: the boarding numbers. You can't board into your number of
Speaker 3: numbers called that's absolutely chaos.
Speaker 2: They're shipping it literally cattle class now chaos.
Speaker 3: Apparently they're doing it from the back to the front.
Speaker 3: So if you don't whatever, whatever, I look take care.
Speaker 3: I wish I did, because I thould have had access
Speaker 3: to a those cars.
Speaker 2: I had people in those cars.
Speaker 3: My plane was boarding and I was on Gate four
Speaker 3: and you had to be Gate twenties four or something.
Speaker 3: For those of you who know Melbourne Airport, the other
Speaker 3: proper other side. No, I will die of embarrassment. If
Speaker 3: there is footage of this release would.
Speaker 2: Be running airports are all camera running with the little
Speaker 2: backpack had some things. Well you did have a roll away, no,
Speaker 2: because that would have made it perfect. It would have
Speaker 2: been because that sort of bounces.
Speaker 3: You know. I'll be honest with you. If I had
Speaker 3: my little luggage with the wheels, I would have just
Speaker 3: been okay with missing the fly. I'm not running with that.
Speaker 3: But I ran i ran I, ran I arrived there
Speaker 3: that whole layer. It's okay, it's okay. It was the
Speaker 3: last one all the who It took me the flight
Speaker 3: to Brisbane to Recha two hours half the flight. I
Speaker 3: was not right. My chat was petty.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was like, with's someone next to you?
Speaker 3: You know what? On the way up, there wasn't dream
Speaker 3: dream resolves.
Speaker 2: Because otherwise they you would have had to try and
Speaker 2: regulate you.
Speaker 3: I have spoken to Cody, but it I have now
Speaker 3: come to peace with I need to like get a
Speaker 3: PT or something, because I shouldn't be that unfit. So O, Kate,
Speaker 3: I cannot tell you how hell you know what? How
Speaker 3: much pain was here?
Speaker 2: Your attitude is wrong.
Speaker 3: The next day you may next day I woke up
Speaker 3: in my hotel room and my calves hurt. I had
Speaker 3: stiff calves from running to an airport gate. So maybe
Speaker 3: I will come join you.
Speaker 2: But you really had to bolt.
Speaker 3: I have to run.
Speaker 2: What time did to you before six am?
Speaker 3: Six?
Speaker 2: But they do six and then they do nine. But
Speaker 2: I think nine is for mums who've just done the
Speaker 2: school drop off, I'd say, and dads. I guarantee there's
Speaker 2: none of them there, and that that group's a bit different.
Speaker 2: I think I shouldn't have used that, for that's a terrible.
Speaker 3: A weird voice. But you know, a comedian once said
Speaker 3: to me, the really good thing about my job is
Speaker 3: our own hours and all the things that we work on.
Speaker 3: We kind of call the shots when we want to
Speaker 3: do the stuff. They said, you can go to the
Speaker 3: gym at Grandma hours. So if you go to the
Speaker 3: like eleven midday one, there's no one there except the elderly.
Speaker 3: Everyone dance do that, well, apparent some comedian doesn't do.
Speaker 3: So maybe I should do a weight class.
Speaker 2: Exercise is very good. I'm not saying it's easy, like
Speaker 2: I've spent my whole life like doing nothing. Sash is amazing.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 2: Everyone hates it. But here's the thing. I'm going to
Speaker 2: say something to you. Then I said to my daughter,
Speaker 2: here we go. Stop waiting to like it.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's good.
Speaker 2: Stop waiting. That's a rag.
Speaker 3: God that's good.
Speaker 2: Stop waiting to like it. Why would you like it?
Speaker 3: Because I live for instant gratification.
Speaker 2: Everyone does.
Speaker 3: And a lot of the time when you start something,
Speaker 3: I'm bad at it at the start. Give up.
Speaker 2: Everyone does. But you know what, that's a that's an
Speaker 2: absolute like path to ruination.
Speaker 3: Remember I walked out of that acting class, joined that
Speaker 3: acting school, and in the first class they made me
Speaker 3: sit on this chair and do this weird thing. I
Speaker 3: never went behind.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, I forgot about what.
Speaker 3: Did they do? What happened? It was so humiliating that
Speaker 3: I literally never went back. And it was your fine apple.
Speaker 3: And then I emailed the school and said to the teacher,
Speaker 3: is it okay if I just used that money for
Speaker 3: some one on one sessions? And he said, of course.
Speaker 3: So I just moved out of the class.
Speaker 2: Did you ever have the one on one session?
Speaker 3: So he has had a great tip. He was like,
Speaker 3: and let's save them until you have an audition.
Speaker 2: Because they had an audition well that was not.
Speaker 3: I didn't need for it because it was just for
Speaker 3: And I didn't get that one either.
Speaker 2: Maybe I did never you've never, you know.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I get auditions scared. This is a showers little
Speaker 3: Showby's story for people listening. You get asked an audition
Speaker 3: for stuff, and then I read the script and think,
Speaker 3: this is never going to be me. Let's save you
Speaker 3: an hour travel, let's save me the self tape.
Speaker 2: But sometimes they want to see you. They might think
Speaker 2: of you for something else I've got. Like, for instance,
Speaker 2: if they're casting a show and they like, oh, this
Speaker 2: character is so perverted, apparently he's pro then they're like,
Speaker 2: pull up that, They'll pull up your interview. This an interview, Yeah,
Speaker 2: your audition.
Speaker 3: So I went to the acting school.
Speaker 2: What did they make you do?
Speaker 3: And so I arrived at this acting class. How many
Speaker 3: people fifteen of us? Eight of them give me that.
Speaker 3: Eight of them were the best looking people I've ever
Speaker 3: seen them are really fame. I was like, oh boy,
Speaker 3: they want to live.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, light up the sky, run my
Speaker 2: name fame.
Speaker 3: First class. Everyone's a bit nervy, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm here to learn how to act how old
Speaker 3: give me a range, proper range.
Speaker 2: There were some oldies. Yeah, I love an oldie in
Speaker 2: an acting couple of oldies.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We had to stand in a circle. Yeah, which
Speaker 3: is already I hate if I'm standing in a circle
Speaker 3: of any kind and I'm already like, this is going
Speaker 3: to be hell.
Speaker 4: Isn't it?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: One of the biggest bad pagan one of my Yeah,
Speaker 2: one of.
Speaker 3: My biggest fears in life is someone asking me in
Speaker 3: front of a group of people, what do you do
Speaker 3: for fun?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, do us people?
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to?
Speaker 2: Like, no, what do you do for anyone?
Speaker 3: Listening to our pod? That's like works for some sort
Speaker 3: of like.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a terrible question thing.
Speaker 3: Or you go away for a get to know being fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that nothing makes you feel less fun
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 3: Question what do you do for fun?
Speaker 2: Not this, but also what I don't know? I mean,
Speaker 2: everything is fun?
Speaker 3: What is fun?
Speaker 2: Is it is fun?
Speaker 3: Fun?
Speaker 2: Well? Everything? We have fun with everything that we do.
Speaker 3: So my worst nightmare is you're standing in a circle
Speaker 3: and someone throws you a little hacky sack.
Speaker 2: And then pass it someone Yeah you know, Okay, you
Speaker 2: had to write to someone else and say their name.
Speaker 3: For five others into Michael Jackson because I'm prop thank
Speaker 3: you to someone.
Speaker 2: Else, okay, and say their name.
Speaker 3: Bit of that humiliating, you know, every.
Speaker 2: Time we say she's making a note, and which is
Speaker 2: quite right. They've all got to go and we've got
Speaker 2: to stop making Jack's life a night.
Speaker 3: Mean, we've got to cut them out because the algorithm.
Speaker 3: So then the teacher puts this chair on the on
Speaker 3: the stage, a chair and nothing else, and then no instructions,
Speaker 3: no instructions, he just goes and sits down. And then
Speaker 3: the fifteen of us are all just left. We're just
Speaker 3: sitting there, standing, looking sitting. No one knows what to do.
Speaker 3: And then some brave person gets up for just walked
Speaker 3: and they sat on the chair.
Speaker 2: Their footsteps had never sounded so loud.
Speaker 3: And they just looked like were acting right by sitting
Speaker 3: on the chair and say anything. Complete silence.
Speaker 2: I just looked at you all.
Speaker 3: No, they were acting, so they weren't looking at.
Speaker 2: Us, acting at the fourth wall.
Speaker 3: Acting. All I could keep thinking of was out in
Speaker 3: the distance, in the very far distance, I could hear
Speaker 3: a tram ding, and what I would give to be.
Speaker 2: On that tram and you don't like public trains, and
Speaker 2: so what happened it got to my turn. Were people
Speaker 2: just walking up in some sitting on one by one.
Speaker 3: There wasn't even an order.
Speaker 2: People just knew yeah, right to get up.
Speaker 3: So I was last. Yeah, of course, and I go
Speaker 3: and I just was like, this is hell on earth.
Speaker 3: I sat on the chair and look at me clamming
Speaker 3: up thinking about it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: As bad as returning upon now anything. No, no one did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you could the instructions. I sat, You're like
Speaker 2: a sheeple, just mindlessly following, following what the other.
Speaker 3: And then we all got vaxed. Yeah. I sat did
Speaker 3: some acting. I think what, I don't know what idea?
Speaker 3: And then I stood up and then I walked back
Speaker 3: and then out of everyone, I was the only one.
Speaker 3: He said, do that again. I don't know what. You
Speaker 3: do it again?
Speaker 2: Do it again?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Because he loved it so at all?
Speaker 3: Uncle?
Speaker 2: What what? You walked on the stage and sat on
Speaker 2: a chair and he said, do it again? Were you
Speaker 2: doing your prancing and your maybe you would have had
Speaker 2: a slightly superior look on your face to mask your
Speaker 2: deep insecurity that you felt, you know how you do that,
Speaker 2: am I right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it's about.
Speaker 2: It might have been your character.
Speaker 3: And then I sat down and in that moment, the
Speaker 3: second time I knew I was never ever stepping forward
Speaker 3: in this class ever. Again, he was the nicest person
Speaker 3: I've ever met.
Speaker 2: But that's why he made you do it again.
Speaker 3: So then he was said, acting, gather around, kids, if
Speaker 3: you want to learn how to act. All acting is
Speaker 3: is getting rid of everything that you carry already. The
Speaker 3: way you carry your shoulders, the way you move your eyes,
Speaker 3: the way you breathe, the way you bite your nails.
Speaker 3: It's all defense mechanism, and acting is you've got to
Speaker 3: learn how to just let go of all of it
Speaker 3: and just be. And you know what I don't want
Speaker 3: to do be?
Speaker 2: No, No, you don't. You're just a collection of like
Speaker 2: immaculately curated and impeccably groomed defense mechanisms. And without them,
Speaker 2: there is no Nate Balfo. That is a ludicrous proposition.
Speaker 2: I don't know who he is. This Stanislast, You've nailed it.
Speaker 3: That's everyone, though, it's absolutely everyone. And so they were
Speaker 3: very kind and he was lovely, like, yep, I'll work
Speaker 3: with you on an audition. You don't have to do
Speaker 3: that ever, So.
Speaker 2: When people talk about masking, I'm so tired. I spend
Speaker 2: all day masking. Everybody spends all day masking. That's what
Speaker 2: living in society.
Speaker 3: Do it again?
Speaker 2: Do it again?
Speaker 3: Being so bad at acting you can't even walk and
Speaker 3: sit down.
Speaker 2: I'd love to have seen it act. I'd loved it.
Speaker 2: Maybe the live show, can you re enact it and
Speaker 2: we'll have absolute, stone cold silence from the audience.
Speaker 3: Do you know who I'm going to invite it to
Speaker 3: our live show, The Girl from the Frog.
Speaker 2: Imagine if she tries to return her ticket, do you
Speaker 2: know what I'd give her?
Speaker 3: Ay money back for Amandarin Jews.
Speaker 2: If you know what bend Over, pull a spine out
Speaker 2: of his ass and you'll see if he's right.
Speaker 3: Let's talk about celebrities, celebrities, people that can act. Maybe
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Every now and then, I like to bad, bad, bad,
Speaker 2: bad bad.
Speaker 3: Celebrity chit chat. I do like it.
Speaker 2: We love it, but we like it. We like it
Speaker 2: to have been like a steak well rested.
Speaker 3: This is actually pretty new wish for I don't want
Speaker 3: I don't happened last two weeks that frenzy No, it's
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: It made me laugh because I want to know what
Speaker 3: fight happened for this to be what was said in
Speaker 3: the fight?
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, we love a feud.
Speaker 3: Justin Bieber and his wife Haley Biber have they had
Speaker 3: a fart well in the past. Haley Bieber posts, Can I.
Speaker 2: Just say something?
Speaker 3: You may all right?
Speaker 2: Hailey Bieber is obsessed with Selena Gomes.
Speaker 3: Okay, Biber's X.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Baber's X, and like it's just it's really And
Speaker 2: also there are those of us who like me who
Speaker 2: know I'm going to say less than nothing about these
Speaker 2: people who believe she's probably right to be. Don't you
Speaker 2: think Sage? Absolutely? I think Bieber's still hung up on
Speaker 2: Selena Gomes. I mean, even though I wrote that very
Speaker 2: cruel song, Oh my Mama don't like you and she
Speaker 2: likes everyone.
Speaker 3: I don't think he wrote that about her. I don't
Speaker 3: think he wrote it.
Speaker 2: He wrote it with someone wrote.
Speaker 4: Great song.
Speaker 3: I should have sung that on the chair Biber and
Speaker 3: Hailey Biber. Yeah, what's her name? What was her name
Speaker 3: before Biber? Oh? Thank you?
Speaker 2: She's of the dime.
Speaker 3: She's on the Vogue cover.
Speaker 2: Are you huge?
Speaker 3: Get really?
Speaker 2: Who thought.
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe it's one of those international ones
Speaker 3: that doesn't really mean anything. Oh yeah, you know, like
Speaker 3: when someone gets excited about being on the cover.
Speaker 2: Of Australiange is great, Italian Vogue is primo.
Speaker 3: She's on the cover of Vogue, yep, which one I
Speaker 3: don't know. Biber the husband comments this underneath it for
Speaker 3: everyone to see. Are you prepared for this? Oh no,
Speaker 3: I love it so much.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yo, he wrote, that's.
Speaker 3: Not me, that's aye. Yo. This reminds me when Haley
Speaker 3: and I got into a huge fight. I told Hales
Speaker 3: that she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes,
Speaker 3: I know, so so disrespect for during that I wanted
Speaker 3: to get even. I think as we mature, we realize
Speaker 3: that we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly
Speaker 3: just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection.
Speaker 3: So baby, you already know, I already know that you
Speaker 3: forgive me for saying that you wouldn't get on a cover,
Speaker 3: because clearly I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You imagine what fight would you have to have for
Speaker 3: your wife or husband to go.
Speaker 2: You know what, You're never gonna be on the cover
Speaker 2: of Vogue. That's so peculiar.
Speaker 3: On the cover of Vogue, what a little bit.
Speaker 2: That's a strange thing to argue. And Google, are you
Speaker 2: googling has Selena Gome He's been on the cover of Vogue?
Speaker 2: I will she has.
Speaker 3: You're connecting Google, Google, You're connecting the dogs.
Speaker 2: I do think a lot in their household comes back
Speaker 2: to Selena. Yeah, I do. You know? These are numerous times,
Speaker 2: numerous times so oh, my goodness, which ones. Oh she's gorgeous,
Speaker 2: but also alarming and also it's something weird about how
Speaker 2: she had that falling out with the best friend that
Speaker 2: gave her the kidney, sorry, gave her the kidney and
Speaker 2: she needed even get to mention in her docco which,
Speaker 2: by the way, I watched, she gave her Yeah, because she's.
Speaker 3: Got controversial to say about Selena Gomez and I don't
Speaker 3: want to offend the Selena Gomez fans.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 3: I find her talking voice? So can I stop you?
Speaker 3: I can't watch.
Speaker 2: I've got to stop you.
Speaker 3: Only murder the god. Is it a medical condition to.
Speaker 2: Do with the loopers? It's to do with the loopers? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: cancel doubly in one episode.
Speaker 3: I hate people with diseases, hooray, and I love that's
Speaker 3: her aunt from her.
Speaker 2: I think it's from It's no, it's not from the
Speaker 2: because she's on anti rejection medication too. That's also why
Speaker 2: she got a bit thicker for a while, because that's
Speaker 2: what the anti rejection medication does.
Speaker 3: You know what you'll never be on He never be on.
Speaker 2: The cover of Vogue. What a strange thing to say,
Speaker 2: and he.
Speaker 3: Had commented it, but it also makes sense.
Speaker 2: And he also didn't even say and baby, you look
Speaker 2: beautiful and.
Speaker 3: You deserve it and all these He actually wrote. I
Speaker 3: was wrong, Yeah, and I'm sorry. I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2: What a bitch. He's not even happy about it.
Speaker 3: You're not going to be on the cover of Vogue,
Speaker 3: then you are, and you well, I was sadly shows
Speaker 3: what I know. But if you look closely at him,
Speaker 3: as I have been, not that you that he had
Speaker 3: the plugs last few weeks. He's very unwell.
Speaker 2: No, he's very unaware. It's not it's it's it's not
Speaker 2: a sustainable model the way it is. But remember when
Speaker 2: it was all churchy for a while, because I say, Tassage,
Speaker 2: I want to go to the church. What's it called?
Speaker 2: What you know that Hillsong? I got a Hillsong?
Speaker 3: Was he Hillsong?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He was like that group of I don't know
Speaker 2: they were broad, I don't know what they are. Were
Speaker 2: they Pentecostals those that religion? Anyway? I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I see odds on if he ever comes to Melbourne,
Speaker 2: that's where he's going to go. And I don't want
Speaker 2: to be churning up on that day, just like I'm
Speaker 2: a I'm a Rubbernecker. I want to be a familiar face.
Speaker 2: They'll be like, there's sister Kate, Sister Kate. But then
Speaker 2: I gave up on him ever coming. He did go,
Speaker 2: No to Australia.
Speaker 3: Didn't he go? And didn't he go to one of
Speaker 3: those places?
Speaker 2: I think that was what gave me the idea. I
Speaker 2: think I was a bit after.
Speaker 3: The fact, I was sadly mistaken that for a little
Speaker 3: te I like that one.
Speaker 2: Speaking of husband, so you know Peter Allen Lewis last
Speaker 2: year my husband.
Speaker 3: As soon to be hot new teacher on campus.
Speaker 2: It was really brutal. His three weeks was brutal.
Speaker 3: You did not tell us how he went. It was
Speaker 3: his placement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was brutal.
Speaker 3: His placement, the one where they're teaching the class and
Speaker 3: there's someone sitting at the.
Speaker 2: Back marking them, so you're shadowing a teacher. But what
Speaker 2: happened was his teacher called him sick for two days,
Speaker 2: so Peter had to teach a year twelve physics class.
Speaker 2: And this is one This is not a selective school,
Speaker 2: but it's almost selective. It's a school in Melbourne that's
Speaker 2: got a lot of Chinese kids and they buy in
Speaker 2: the area because they want the kids to go to
Speaker 2: this school. They are so smart, these kids that Peter said,
Speaker 2: they should have been teaching him right, Like you got
Speaker 2: that wrong, sir anyway, But it was brutal. And I'll
Speaker 2: tell you something else that happened. Three weeks of him
Speaker 2: out of the house. You know, I was so.
Speaker 3: Gleeful or his naps.
Speaker 2: I've never been happier for him to be home, alas night,
Speaker 2: making him breakfast in bed every morning.
Speaker 3: He loves breakfast.
Speaker 2: He loves breakfast. He loves breakfast in bed. Why do
Speaker 2: you say he loves breakfast.
Speaker 3: Because you said that he loves breakfast and you don't because.
Speaker 2: You're fast, I find but I make him.
Speaker 3: I do listen.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I never know what you've listened to.
Speaker 2: But you said an accusatory way every so, and he
Speaker 2: loves breakfast. Mistaken the way you'd say to men you
Speaker 2: love returning pineapples much than the demeanor you would have
Speaker 2: had as you strode across the stage to sit on
Speaker 2: that chair. You would have crossed your legs and then
Speaker 2: looked at the audience like, well, here I am.
Speaker 3: I plugged our podcasts?
Speaker 2: Did you know anyway I should have? Did you mention
Speaker 2: it to your Brisbane audiences?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I forget, but a couple of nights I did.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 2: Actually, there's some buckwards. Yes, yes, love that anyway. My
Speaker 2: husband so last year he had a milestone birthday. Now,
Speaker 2: I don't think milestone birthdays are good for people.
Speaker 3: Okay, some sort of sound effects fortieth I just think
Speaker 3: for them, or.
Speaker 2: You know, for them all. For me, I don't like
Speaker 2: a milestone but day. Luckily, I've had very few of
Speaker 2: them because I don't.
Speaker 3: Believe in that twenty first soon.
Speaker 2: What are we going to do? Daddy?
Speaker 3: I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2: Anyway. I just think very often people don't want to
Speaker 2: have a milestone birthday, and they're forced into it by
Speaker 2: other people and they feel that they should. And I
Speaker 2: still maintain there is no phrase more depressing than in
Speaker 2: a room full of people glasses and he is to
Speaker 2: the next fifty that is the most depressing phrase ever.
Speaker 3: And fifty years young?
Speaker 2: Whatever? Right, you know? I just think, and I'm all
Speaker 2: in favor of parties, as you know, have a party
Speaker 2: at any time, it doesn't have to be And now
Speaker 2: then people get into this plotting thing where they're like, ah, well,
Speaker 2: the next party'll be in ten years. I'm not what
Speaker 2: the fuck have a party at any time to wait
Speaker 2: ten years? So you're pressed, fight people over over dressed
Speaker 2: with shoes they're uncomfortable in, and you know, and we're
Speaker 2: going to play songs from the era. Get sacked, nobody
Speaker 2: enjoins it. Everyone feels fair.
Speaker 3: The other night, the other night, after a show, I
Speaker 3: saw medow Kine, great comedian. He was all in pink Matt,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? And pink t shirt, pink pants,
Speaker 3: pink shoes. Is where you're going? Is a going to
Speaker 3: a party? Pink theme? O, pink theme and he seemed
Speaker 3: happy to be going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm happy to go to a pink party.
Speaker 3: I am not. And I said to this person who
Speaker 3: I don't know, isn't the fact that you're asking people
Speaker 3: to come enough?
Speaker 2: Add Okay, you've hijacked this discussion coming to your party.
Speaker 2: You've hijacked, and I'm excited to go to turn into
Speaker 2: your that's enough hatred of dressing.
Speaker 3: You just said you don't want a theme.
Speaker 2: No no, no no no no no no no no
Speaker 2: get playing song. That was probably a little bit. But
Speaker 2: my point is just to have a party, have a
Speaker 2: pathay you know what this. I'm going to have a
Speaker 2: party for my birthday and people go, is it a
Speaker 2: milestone birthday? As though we live on it was a
Speaker 2: Taliban and we can only celebrate things if they is zero. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I don't, I shouldn't have any more clures.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that one of the Taliban rules was
Speaker 3: only milestone birthdays.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So my husband had a milestone birthday. It was
Speaker 2: really great. Actually, we had a such a good number
Speaker 2: who was fifty. It was a very good party. It
Speaker 2: was a pool party and it was it was general madness. Anyway.
Speaker 2: It was fine, But since then it's psychologically done something
Speaker 2: to him like you.
Speaker 3: And the pineapple a pair of very broken people right now.
Speaker 2: We need help. We who can rebuild up.
Speaker 3: Not anyone in his room, sorry.
Speaker 2: Anyway, But it's kind of cute like he's just been
Speaker 2: leaning into I think he's trying it on like a costume,
Speaker 2: because you know, he's very attractive, my husband, and he's
Speaker 2: not since he's been teaching. He's got the spectacles and
Speaker 2: he does old man things and choose on the stem
Speaker 2: of the podcasses and you know that sort of thing.
Speaker 2: Right anyway, So he started saying old man things and
Speaker 2: they really make me laugh. So now I think he
Speaker 2: says them right. One we were talking about our bed.
Speaker 2: We've got a mattress here we go, a king size mattress.
Speaker 2: And it took so long for the King to come
Speaker 2: to our house that we got given sheets on our
Speaker 2: wedding for a king size mattress, and ten years later
Speaker 2: that were still in an open because we had never
Speaker 2: got the king.
Speaker 3: How did you get it up your stairs?
Speaker 2: Oh it was very hard. They had to remove a
Speaker 2: banner stuff, Yeah, very na anyway, So we've had the
Speaker 2: mattress now, I reckon for ten years and it's got
Speaker 2: a hump on it from it's got a hump in
Speaker 2: the middle, and I have I'm sorry to say that
Speaker 2: my side of the hump is lower than his side
Speaker 2: of the hump. And it's a really good mattress. It's
Speaker 2: the most comfortable sleeping No, it was stunning, it was
Speaker 2: very hump, it was very expensive. Well, it's happened to
Speaker 2: the hump kids in it?
Speaker 3: It did the hump grow over time? Do we think
Speaker 3: or was there one thing that happened one day?
Speaker 2: We don't know. Powers It's like you try having a
Speaker 2: hundred kilos lye on you for teen years. Try the
Speaker 2: two of you. Anyway, So I said to Peter, there's
Speaker 2: like a bit. Do you think we should get a
Speaker 2: new mattress? Any went no, this one will see us out.
Speaker 2: That is the most depressed ever, Just this one will
Speaker 2: see us out next to my hump. It made me
Speaker 2: laugh so much, so now he loves saying things will
Speaker 2: see us out. Right. Then he said it when the
Speaker 2: new pope got elected. He went, well, this pope will
Speaker 2: see it's still it's such fun to say.
Speaker 3: That's so weird that he said that, because I had
Speaker 3: a thought about the pope where I went, oh, I've
Speaker 3: only probably got two or three or four popes. Like,
Speaker 3: how many popes do you have left? Well, it depends many.
Speaker 2: If they keep electing the old ones, you should have
Speaker 2: a run of teams.
Speaker 3: I have a theory on the pope. Oh give me,
Speaker 3: I reckon he's hamming it up a bit the oldness.
Speaker 2: Oh, because he's not that old, only sixty eight.
Speaker 3: Right, But have you seen him? He acts like he's
Speaker 3: he's shuffling and he's like waving. Maybe he did that,
Speaker 3: he's hamming it up.
Speaker 2: He did that to get elected. Maybe he's hamming it
Speaker 2: up and now he can't be all sprightly.
Speaker 3: Also, he's American.
Speaker 2: You know what he's done weird, the opposite of what
Speaker 2: Joe Biden did, isn't it? How amazing?
Speaker 3: Well that he that's my little theory. He's banging it
Speaker 3: on the pop banging.
Speaker 2: I want to see he's acting.
Speaker 3: Than I did with that chair. Let me tell.
Speaker 2: You imagine again. Oh my goodness, what's his name? This pope? Leo?
Speaker 3: Leo?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I haven't an American? Have seen him on the news footage?
Speaker 2: Is he on snaps?
Speaker 3: No? Is not? He'd be on TikTok? What the paper'd
Speaker 3: be on TikTok. I think the Catholic Church has always
Speaker 3: had a TikTok account. Before we go, I spoke about
Speaker 3: Cody's love of the security cameras. Oh, yes, changed.
Speaker 2: He's watching them all the time. It's my daughter watches
Speaker 2: an it's.
Speaker 3: His favorite toy. A couple of buckheads messaged just wanted
Speaker 3: to know what's going on. What's going on out there
Speaker 3: with people with security cameras?
Speaker 2: Security cameras?
Speaker 3: Deb, Hello buckhead Deb. She said, it's definitely time to
Speaker 3: get one. We have ring security cameras all around the
Speaker 3: house because my husband is obsessed. And here's a bit
Speaker 3: of a baddie sneaking into our front yard and the
Speaker 3: dark got up to the side of the house and bam,
Speaker 3: the security light comes on and he high tails out
Speaker 3: of there.
Speaker 2: Really good. So hang on, I'm confused, works Kim, back up,
Speaker 2: it's just not enough. You live in this, in this
Speaker 2: Chinese CCTV world, but we.
Speaker 3: Don't you get notifications right, and then if something happens
Speaker 3: at records, the light comes on. Yeah, so they can
Speaker 3: see props well.
Speaker 2: Like starlik thgeen. Yeah great, okay, that great?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kim messages messages.
Speaker 2: What if someone's trying to throw someone at surprise party.
Speaker 3: Not anymore all pink themes surprise in zero. We've caught
Speaker 3: a lot on our door cam. We left some stuff
Speaker 3: we were giving away on Facebook Marketplace out front and
Speaker 3: the person who came to collect it decided they were
Speaker 3: also going to take our patio furniture in tuak or Hello, Hello,
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Speaker 3: neighbor asked me if my doorbell camera was recording all
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Speaker 3: there was a junkie with no shoes staring through the
Speaker 3: blinds of my lounde room watching me watch TV at
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