WEBVTT - MINI: An OFFICE-WIDE intervention for Mitch 🍔

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch, I am going to stop the clocks. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to stop the office because I have an intervention, one

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<v Speaker 1>like we have never experienced before, because you, sir, have

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<v Speaker 1>been thieving all over the office from every floor.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked in today and saw you with a yogurt pouch.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, where'd you get that yoga pouch from, Mitch?

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<v Speaker 1>And you said, oh, I just got it from the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, who's this that and you said, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's mine. I brought it from home. And I said, liar,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my yogurt pouch. You were eating walking around the

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<v Speaker 1>office so confidently eating my lunch.

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<v Speaker 3>It's embarrassing, but it's okay. In my defense, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>stealing things. They're in the fridge, and the fridge it

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<v Speaker 3>works communal.

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<v Speaker 2>The fridge at work is a communal fridge for everyone

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<v Speaker 2>to use. It is not a fridge that when food

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<v Speaker 2>goes in there it becomes communal. Well, the food is

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<v Speaker 2>not communal exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>And now, so I walked out into the office and

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<v Speaker 1>I was steaming because I was looking forward to that protein,

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<v Speaker 1>high protein yogurt pot. And apparently this isn't a one

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<v Speaker 1>off occasion. Now we have Alex office. Alex, what's been

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<v Speaker 1>going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Only have you stolen my food?

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<v Speaker 4>I've witnessed you like every week stealing other pupil's food.

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<v Speaker 3>What is this bachelor ball coming on here? It's like

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<v Speaker 3>an intervention.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's exactly what this is. Mitch has gone so

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<v Speaker 2>far as to try and encourage other people to steal food.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like, just make yourself some cereal, and he

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<v Speaker 2>tried to convince me that the cereal was communal, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I found out that the cereal is actually somebody's

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<v Speaker 2>cereal who they brought in and left it there.

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<v Speaker 3>You're now complicit, so you're in trouble as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I never ate it, and you do every day, every

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<v Speaker 2>single Well, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what, Alex, I've actually stopped targeting you because you

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<v Speaker 3>eat protein food and it's rancid discussion. So I tried

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<v Speaker 3>to eat one of his cookies and it was made

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<v Speaker 3>from wave protein and maceademia husts. Alex. No, that's that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he's had to resort to so that you

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<v Speaker 2>won't eat it. But you know what, I've just to

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<v Speaker 2>stop there, Mitch. It doesn't stop there. Oh No, we

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<v Speaker 2>have Kate from the newsroom.

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<v Speaker 4>You've stolen my food too.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, now the story with Okay, you tell the story, Kate,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'll tell you my opinion.

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<v Speaker 4>I had saved my chocolate protein pudding all day and

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<v Speaker 4>I was looking forward to it for my afternoon treat.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to get it and my face dropped. I

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<v Speaker 4>walked out. I was ranting, and Jarmi's like, have you

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<v Speaker 4>checked if Mitch took it? And then I realized I

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<v Speaker 4>was not your first victim.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're not going to be the last. Hey, do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what? I'm going to start doing this? Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>a colleague that I used to work with. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to say where or when, but he was convinced

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<v Speaker 1>someone was stealing his lunch out of the fridge, so

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<v Speaker 1>he started to bring a dead rat to work and

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<v Speaker 1>he put it on top of his lunch box in

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge to stop people from stealing. So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do that, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I no, Britt, I have so many more questions about it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, well, was it a fresh rat every day?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a dead rat?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, like, if it's dead, how long was he using

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<v Speaker 2>the same rat for? I was getting the rat?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you recycled the lab nah, same rat.

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<v Speaker 3>How dare you compare me to a man that was

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<v Speaker 3>bringing in a dead rodent and putting it on people's

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<v Speaker 3>ham sandwiches. Also, Kate, I reb She messaged me and said,

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<v Speaker 3>did you eat my food? And I admitted I said yes,

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<v Speaker 3>and I reimbursed it. There's no malice involved. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes when you're on the I'm on those shot and

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<v Speaker 3>you don't. It's hard. You've got to run and get

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<v Speaker 3>a snack while the songs are on, and I accidentally

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<v Speaker 3>grab other people's.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring your own snack me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Mitch, this is something that you do on purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>We can we cant. We know it, We see it,

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<v Speaker 2>and we are watching you. And every office has this

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<v Speaker 2>person who thinks, oh, I'll just take a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of the milk. That's not the communal milk. It adds

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<v Speaker 2>up and we see it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Well, I challenge you. Try and stop me. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 1>I am, I'm bringing the I'm bringing the rat in.

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<v Speaker 3>The rat's company. Try and stop me. Now, A dead

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<v Speaker 3>rat not gonna stop me at all.

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<v Speaker 2>What can we do? That's the next thing to sabotage

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch's food that he steel you guys did not think

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<v Speaker 2>this through. I'm going to put a human who in

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<v Speaker 2>there and then you can guess whose it is you enjoy.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it chocolate moose? Is it chocolate pudding? Who knows?

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<v Speaker 3>And that's up next.

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<v Speaker 1>Lauris pooing in the fridge, do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of food, I want to talk about pizza Hut,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's got nothing to do with what we're putting

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<v Speaker 2>in food. What I wanted to talk about is a

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<v Speaker 2>very unfortunate typo that happened. And look, Mitch, you might

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<v Speaker 2>be off the hook with this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, that's next. I've got this. I've actually

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<v Speaker 3>eyed off atistary chicken in the oven.

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<v Speaker 1>Lock him down, Lock him down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it didn't bring it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the producer.

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<v Speaker 3>That's mine. I see you next on the pickup