Speaker 1: Mitch, I am going to stop the clocks. I'm going
Speaker 1: to stop the office because I have an intervention, one
Speaker 1: like we have never experienced before, because you, sir, have
Speaker 1: been thieving all over the office from every floor.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I walked in today and saw you with a yogurt pouch.
Speaker 1: I said, where'd you get that yoga pouch from, Mitch?
Speaker 1: And you said, oh, I just got it from the fridge.
Speaker 1: And I said, who's this that and you said, it's
Speaker 1: it's mine. I brought it from home. And I said, liar,
Speaker 1: it's my yogurt pouch. You were eating walking around the
Speaker 1: office so confidently eating my lunch.
Speaker 3: It's embarrassing, but it's okay. In my defense, I'm not
Speaker 3: stealing things. They're in the fridge, and the fridge it
Speaker 3: works communal.
Speaker 2: The fridge at work is a communal fridge for everyone
Speaker 2: to use. It is not a fridge that when food
Speaker 2: goes in there it becomes communal. Well, the food is
Speaker 2: not communal exactly.
Speaker 1: And now, so I walked out into the office and
Speaker 1: I was steaming because I was looking forward to that protein,
Speaker 1: high protein yogurt pot. And apparently this isn't a one
Speaker 1: off occasion. Now we have Alex office. Alex, what's been
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 3: Only have you stolen my food?
Speaker 4: I've witnessed you like every week stealing other pupil's food.
Speaker 3: What is this bachelor ball coming on here? It's like
Speaker 3: an intervention.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what this is. Mitch has gone so
Speaker 2: far as to try and encourage other people to steal food.
Speaker 2: He was like, just make yourself some cereal, and he
Speaker 2: tried to convince me that the cereal was communal, and
Speaker 2: then I found out that the cereal is actually somebody's
Speaker 2: cereal who they brought in and left it there.
Speaker 3: You're now complicit, so you're in trouble as well.
Speaker 2: I never ate it, and you do every day, every
Speaker 2: single Well, you.
Speaker 3: Know what, Alex, I've actually stopped targeting you because you
Speaker 3: eat protein food and it's rancid discussion. So I tried
Speaker 3: to eat one of his cookies and it was made
Speaker 3: from wave protein and maceademia husts. Alex. No, that's that.
Speaker 2: That's what he's had to resort to so that you
Speaker 2: won't eat it. But you know what, I've just to
Speaker 2: stop there, Mitch. It doesn't stop there. Oh No, we
Speaker 2: have Kate from the newsroom.
Speaker 4: You've stolen my food too.
Speaker 3: Oh no, now the story with Okay, you tell the story, Kate,
Speaker 3: because I'll tell you my opinion.
Speaker 4: I had saved my chocolate protein pudding all day and
Speaker 4: I was looking forward to it for my afternoon treat.
Speaker 4: I went to get it and my face dropped. I
Speaker 4: walked out. I was ranting, and Jarmi's like, have you
Speaker 4: checked if Mitch took it? And then I realized I
Speaker 4: was not your first victim.
Speaker 1: And you're not going to be the last. Hey, do
Speaker 1: you know what? I'm going to start doing this? Mitch
Speaker 1: a colleague that I used to work with. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to say where or when, but he was convinced
Speaker 1: someone was stealing his lunch out of the fridge, so
Speaker 1: he started to bring a dead rat to work and
Speaker 1: he put it on top of his lunch box in
Speaker 1: the fridge to stop people from stealing. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that, Mitch.
Speaker 2: I no, Britt, I have so many more questions about it.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, was it a fresh rat every day?
Speaker 3: Is it a dead rat?
Speaker 2: Like, like, if it's dead, how long was he using
Speaker 2: the same rat for? I was getting the rat?
Speaker 1: I think you recycled the lab nah, same rat.
Speaker 3: How dare you compare me to a man that was
Speaker 3: bringing in a dead rodent and putting it on people's
Speaker 3: ham sandwiches. Also, Kate, I reb She messaged me and said,
Speaker 3: did you eat my food? And I admitted I said yes,
Speaker 3: and I reimbursed it. There's no malice involved. It's just
Speaker 3: sometimes when you're on the I'm on those shot and
Speaker 3: you don't. It's hard. You've got to run and get
Speaker 3: a snack while the songs are on, and I accidentally
Speaker 3: grab other people's.
Speaker 1: Bring your own snack me.
Speaker 2: No, Mitch, this is something that you do on purpose.
Speaker 2: We can we cant. We know it, We see it,
Speaker 2: and we are watching you. And every office has this
Speaker 2: person who thinks, oh, I'll just take a little bit
Speaker 2: of the milk. That's not the communal milk. It adds
Speaker 2: up and we see it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I challenge you. Try and stop me. Sorry,
Speaker 3: what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I am, I'm bringing the I'm bringing the rat in.
Speaker 3: The rat's company. Try and stop me. Now, A dead
Speaker 3: rat not gonna stop me at all.
Speaker 2: What can we do? That's the next thing to sabotage
Speaker 2: Mitch's food that he steel you guys did not think
Speaker 2: this through. I'm going to put a human who in
Speaker 2: there and then you can guess whose it is you enjoy.
Speaker 2: That is it chocolate moose? Is it chocolate pudding? Who knows?
Speaker 3: And that's up next.
Speaker 1: Lauris pooing in the fridge, do you know what?
Speaker 2: Speaking of food, I want to talk about pizza Hut,
Speaker 2: but it's got nothing to do with what we're putting
Speaker 2: in food. What I wanted to talk about is a
Speaker 2: very unfortunate typo that happened. And look, Mitch, you might
Speaker 2: be off the hook with this one.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, that's next. I've got this. I've actually
Speaker 3: eyed off atistary chicken in the oven.
Speaker 1: Lock him down, Lock him down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it didn't bring it.
Speaker 2: That's the producer.
Speaker 3: That's mine. I see you next on the pickup