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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Patsy, morning everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning Alex morning, and good morning Ria, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we were at wedding of the century on Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>Our producer Caitlin got married to her girlfriend and it

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<v Speaker 2>was a celebration of unity, love and joy, an incredible

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<v Speaker 2>atmosphere in the evening. All that the Caitlin's speech was fantastic,

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<v Speaker 2>generally really moving, beautifully done. She held it together with

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<v Speaker 2>such poise and presents. She did a really really good job.

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<v Speaker 2>And Dad's speech made every every guy cry in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to talk about the scene when we arrive though,

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<v Speaker 2>never been to a wedding reception where there's a Q.

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<v Speaker 1>The street for what me.

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<v Speaker 2>And Patsy and my daughter Ruby and Chris, the love

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<v Speaker 2>God had all gone for drink around around the corner,

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<v Speaker 2>an amazing rooftop bar where we were the oldest people

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<v Speaker 2>there were the three grown ups by at least three decades.

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<v Speaker 2>People were doing a double take like they knockos.

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<v Speaker 1>Mission you're a gun, bust someone up.

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<v Speaker 5>You're a giveaway when you say very noisy.

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<v Speaker 1>Too noisy.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I saw two idiots on the turntables. Guys,

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<v Speaker 2>is four o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>You will listen Fred again, You're not okay, just stick on,

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<v Speaker 1>so turn it, turn it down, Turn it down, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>We go to the corner's cue at the wedding reception

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<v Speaker 2>because of what was waiting for you based on whether

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<v Speaker 2>or not you were making a substantial cash donation. If

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<v Speaker 2>you were making an envelope cash donation, you were allowed

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<v Speaker 2>a free drink. For those who just turned up. You

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<v Speaker 2>were not allowed a free welcome. Yeah, it was harsh.

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<v Speaker 6>I only won, though, only one for the person who

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<v Speaker 6>actually so Chris put our envelope through and got a

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<v Speaker 6>lovely lemon cillo, and I thought, oh, okay, where's mine.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just just for one.

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<v Speaker 7>You got to share that time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I just described the scene we've been talking about

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<v Speaker 2>the show particikat and made this giant oversized welcome board

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<v Speaker 2>that did actually look incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had the.

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<v Speaker 2>Table plan on Each table plan was named and themed.

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<v Speaker 2>One was after a dog. I was on the Carlton table.

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<v Speaker 2>There was no reference as to what was called the

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<v Speaker 2>Carlton table.

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<v Speaker 8>There was there was no rum or reasontory.

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<v Speaker 2>About about the about the names, but each one was

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<v Speaker 2>fraying and stuck onto the board. So presentation at Tamakia.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we come to the bottom left hand corner where

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<v Speaker 2>there was a cut out rectangle hole with velvet curtains

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<v Speaker 2>and a board.

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<v Speaker 1>Teenager like the Wizard of Oz the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Side of it on their phone, handing you a lemon

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<v Speaker 2>cello shot if you pass through an envelope stuff with cash.

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<v Speaker 8>There was a slot for money, and then above it

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<v Speaker 8>was a curtain where one single lemon shell.

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<v Speaker 7>I've never seen anything at a wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just presumed that the envelope guaranteed the bearers

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<v Speaker 2>of this gift two shots. So I hand my envelope

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<v Speaker 2>through and then one drink comes out, and so I

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<v Speaker 2>then speak into the hole and go, there's two of us.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the teenager breaks character.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's around the board going.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm told it's one per envelope. Sorry, Ruby, that drinks mine.

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<v Speaker 1>So no envelope, no drink, no tough. So it's strange

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<v Speaker 1>w to it all. But people look confused. How do

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<v Speaker 1>you get that drink? You gotta give them catch you.

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<v Speaker 5>There were cigars as well, yes, cigar.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh right, very There was just a lot going on

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<v Speaker 1>when you got there. Yea.

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<v Speaker 5>It was sort of muffiaso.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, yeah, it was a lockoing on the whole time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there was a surprise during the night on

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<v Speaker 2>the dance floor of the saxophone player.

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<v Speaker 7>M Now this is this was interesting decision.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was to create a lot of buzz. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>was he miming or was he playing live? Was it

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<v Speaker 1>quite sure? I wasn't sure.

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<v Speaker 8>It's like he was supposed to have this big entrance

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<v Speaker 8>where it was like the dance floor started, bam, there's

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<v Speaker 8>a saxophone player.

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<v Speaker 7>But he clearly hadn't been worded up when his entrance was.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a big anxious if you're coming out the

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<v Speaker 1>back kitchen.

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<v Speaker 8>He just he was just standing there and the music

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<v Speaker 8>cut out and then instead of like.

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<v Speaker 7>He just goes oh oh, I think I'm a big surprise.

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<v Speaker 4>That awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>And then what's that one song?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I've seen this movie before, you know where they

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<v Speaker 2>have the saxophone guy? What's that song that it was

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<v Speaker 2>a hit in the last you know it's it came

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<v Speaker 2>out the last. I'm pretty sure it got played three times.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard it at least twice. I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is about ten minutes ago. He needs some new gear.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they had a bit of a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a Baker Street remix and I'm thinking more sax songs?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he going to get through?

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<v Speaker 1>Michael?

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<v Speaker 7>He was inserting himself into as many songs as he

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<v Speaker 7>possibly can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, hell with live saxophone.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you start the week yesterday? Would you say

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<v Speaker 2>you're a Monday winter a loser?

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<v Speaker 1>Text me tell me why? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Four seven five three one o four three. I would

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<v Speaker 2>say I'm definitely a Monday loser. My credit card got cloned. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to clone me, they're buying my clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>How to quickly deal with it with this is the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of my year now?

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<v Speaker 8>Amazing? They know as well when your card's going to expire.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Patsy, you are.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the song we were trying to guess

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<v Speaker 2>from the last ten or fifteen years that has the

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<v Speaker 2>big saxophoney in.

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<v Speaker 1>This is it.

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<v Speaker 9>It's a modern body songs this all the time. Loved it.

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<v Speaker 1>This was huge, so many memories of this.

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<v Speaker 2>So Saturday night this got played at least three times

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<v Speaker 2>as though I was listening to Nova.

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<v Speaker 1>Cargo baron Sidney. Oh, it was like a lot, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It came round a lot. Do you hear it once?

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun, you know the saxophone guy. Also, how tight

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<v Speaker 1>we is? Trousers those.

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<v Speaker 7>Hard hard not to had them junk in the trunk

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<v Speaker 7>to that.

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<v Speaker 1>See that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a fan of heated rivals. Patsy, you are

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<v Speaker 2>Monday winner or loser.

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<v Speaker 5>Definitely a Monday winner.

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<v Speaker 6>Yesterday I was out in the backyard and I heard

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<v Speaker 6>a sound that I have not heard for many a

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<v Speaker 6>moon in our coulder sack.

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<v Speaker 5>It was mister Whippy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be great if the team had loaded up now,

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<v Speaker 2>that would have been the smooth things to go. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's not ham But can you do an impression of

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<v Speaker 2>a patch.

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<v Speaker 6>Singing ding ding ding, which sounds a bit creepy when

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<v Speaker 6>I do it? Really, But what o'clock in the afternoon

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<v Speaker 6>And it was mister Whippy And I haven't had him

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<v Speaker 6>in the street for ages. And it doesn't matter how

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<v Speaker 6>old you are. When you hear that tune, you feel

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<v Speaker 6>like five again. It's like, oh my god, have we

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<v Speaker 6>got any change? Where's the cards? Let's get a nice cream?

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<v Speaker 6>So we went out the front and he was the

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<v Speaker 6>loveliest guy and really interesting.

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<v Speaker 5>We got talking to him and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was working up. He's just working up now.

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<v Speaker 6>He's just bought this fan and he's about our ages

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<v Speaker 6>in his early fifties.

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<v Speaker 5>We said, how did you get to be?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 6>Have you done this for long? And he said, you know,

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<v Speaker 6>I used to be a spray painter for all these decades.

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<v Speaker 6>And he said, I was getting sick of it. I

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<v Speaker 6>wanted to change and I wanted to do something.

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<v Speaker 1>A great different. What a great pevat friend. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the world of lockdown.

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<v Speaker 2>People were pivoting making sour dough bread and learning the ukuleley.

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<v Speaker 1>But what a great pivot.

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<v Speaker 2>Go from a spraying car and suddenly where do you

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<v Speaker 2>even find them to buy?

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<v Speaker 5>I know, so I don't know, but he's got this.

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<v Speaker 6>It's an old Evan but he had it all spruced

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<v Speaker 6>up and he was just the loveliest person.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a immaculate don't oh, it was shiny.

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<v Speaker 6>You could see your face in the juco. Well, he

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<v Speaker 6>was a spray painter, remember, so he's probably done it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, don't forget because call back to that.

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<v Speaker 7>What do they do in winter?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 7>I think it's a very seasonal business.

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<v Speaker 2>They chase the sun. So he'll drive that around Australia

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<v Speaker 2>chasing they do. You see a big exodus.

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<v Speaker 1>Of them all in a convoy down birds fail, they

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<v Speaker 1>go around the under Us.

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<v Speaker 2>Sudden are up in north you know in Broom.

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<v Speaker 6>Darwin Brett was saying that. He said, you know weekends

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<v Speaker 6>in Yeah, he said, yesterday.

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<v Speaker 5>I had a kid's party with fifty kids.

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<v Speaker 6>And he said, and then I had a wedding last

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<v Speaker 6>night where you know, it's like a novelty thing they

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<v Speaker 6>go and do weddings, is it? Winters are a bit quiet,

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<v Speaker 6>but he said, someer's more than making up for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It must be green going at winter time. Surely dried

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<v Speaker 1>around because you hear this, you're stuck into its. You're

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<v Speaker 1>like you know that you've lit the fire. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like a cone.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not going to say this guy at the Winter Olympics.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you get one patch?

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<v Speaker 5>Of course I did. Yeah, I got a chop top

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<v Speaker 5>with the flake in the top.

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<v Speaker 1>Old school. Yes, it's all the best, aren't they it.

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<v Speaker 5>I just loved his story. I thought it was brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the other thing I find fascinating as well.

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<v Speaker 10>You.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you can just buy one and start

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<v Speaker 2>driving around any area you want. I think there's a

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<v Speaker 2>there are licenses and that we always well, suddenly someone's

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<v Speaker 2>been looking after those berbs for years. Suddenly old mate

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<v Speaker 2>is just have a power pivot starts rocking up.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, well, what you doing? Patchworks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure in Scotland there was a violent assault.

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<v Speaker 2>I think someone might have lost their life in a

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<v Speaker 2>fight between two ice cream guys over a rival patch

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<v Speaker 2>have a corner. Yeah, seriously, I'm pretty sure you have

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<v Speaker 2>to apply for a.

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<v Speaker 6>Life stary local council and stuff. You'd have to like

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<v Speaker 6>health and safety and.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, just be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in Australia, the land of no worries, but plenty

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<v Speaker 2>of admin.

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<v Speaker 1>Forms and beauty. There be a permit, permit, permit.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian Color Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing we do just need to address, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I prefer we got out of the way in the

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<v Speaker 2>first out of the show before we get prime time.

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<v Speaker 2>Your husband Chris, and let's just say the cave door open.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I think there was a misinformation when he was ordering

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<v Speaker 6>beers on Saturday night, so he was double parking thinking

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<v Speaker 6>he would get.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about that double parking. Oh, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 2>about him. Let's just say leaving the car ports open flies.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, he's so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>It was least half an hour him several songs.

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<v Speaker 7>Sorry he should because I thought it was funny.

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<v Speaker 8>You know what I said, I'm going to go tell him,

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<v Speaker 8>because she goes, don't tell him, don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It was magnificent, glorious, was glorious. There was a concerned,

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<v Speaker 2>mature lady that get going to me, Hey, listen, you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're a guy. You should say something to him.

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<v Speaker 2>And I kept I was enjoying winder rump so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I went, I have He says he prefers it that

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<v Speaker 2>she was to say something, and I just did again,

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<v Speaker 2>and he said he's not doing anything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, that's it. I'm going to have to tell him.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes over to Chris having to gut him binger

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<v Speaker 2>in his face.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, thank goodness. He had like he's.

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<v Speaker 1>Refusing to he has to. He told me he's not.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not.

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<v Speaker 2>You prefer that that one thing, you know, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>his moonwalk, you shot, you know, it's like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>ladies like to take the bra off.

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<v Speaker 1>He won't geitar hang out unhound himself.

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<v Speaker 2>And yet there was a free bar there, and I

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<v Speaker 2>reckon Chris got his money's worth out those beers, didn't He.

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<v Speaker 1>Definitely for four permanently.

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<v Speaker 6>In front of this the communication I'm talking about miscommunication.

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<v Speaker 6>So he was getting you one, and I think because.

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<v Speaker 2>I was drinking red wine, right, Chris said to me

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<v Speaker 2>it at one point, Hey, listen, when you get your

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<v Speaker 2>red wine, you asked for a beer for yourself as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Went oh, and I'm moving on to red wine. Now

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<v Speaker 2>he goes, you're not listening to me, say it for

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<v Speaker 2>your sound. And then he looked up, looked side O,

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy sent for yourself, and you slip it to me

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<v Speaker 2>under the table.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not getting involved in this. I work with your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't have any not right now in the radio

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<v Speaker 2>atmosphere that we can't have a fall.

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<v Speaker 7>Out here my eyes.

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<v Speaker 6>When four studies turned up, I was horrified, and he goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 6>tour for Christian.

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<v Speaker 7>Is what.

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<v Speaker 2>Bar?

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<v Speaker 1>He stopped pulling them.

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<v Speaker 7>It was impressive. I've never seen anything quite like it.

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<v Speaker 7>He was a machine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he was making sure he did his money's worth

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<v Speaker 2>at that free bar.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing I've noticed the last two or three days

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<v Speaker 2>electric car drivers looking extra smug again.

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<v Speaker 1>Through looking excess smug again.

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<v Speaker 2>At the moment it's come back around, they're like, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>how's that a pump crisis going? At the moment, crude

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<v Speaker 2>oil over one hundred dollars a barrel. Yesterday, I was

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<v Speaker 2>walking my dog down on the beach near where we live,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought i'd pop into the ocean for a swim.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just getting out saw a lovely scene.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw a younger dad with his two boys. And

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<v Speaker 2>then but both the boys would have been under ten, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're having a wait of time in there. One

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<v Speaker 2>that was on the dad's back, and the dad was

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<v Speaker 2>doing a great game while he's pretending that he didn't

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<v Speaker 2>know where some was. He's going, he's on your back, Dan,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a spinning man.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there? It was just a lot, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>early in the morning. It was It was a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice scene.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the younger of the two brothers looked down

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<v Speaker 2>and saw that on the on the ocean bed on

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<v Speaker 2>the sand was a rainbow. And then he said to

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<v Speaker 2>his dad, how is there, Dad, Dad? There's a rainbow

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<v Speaker 2>on the floor here on the sound How is there

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<v Speaker 2>rainbow here?

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<v Speaker 1>And the dad sort of looked.

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<v Speaker 2>At me, and I look back and go, oh, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to explain, you know, because we see a rainbow,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't really understand what's going on in it. And

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<v Speaker 2>the dad goes, it's complicated, and I looked over like

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<v Speaker 2>that ain't going to be enough for them.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't. It's like a press conference.

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<v Speaker 2>When it gets like that, there's many more questions ago,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the gun goes, what do you mean and

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<v Speaker 2>starts trying to explain what a rainbow is and why

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<v Speaker 2>you can see it through the water on the floor

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<v Speaker 2>of the ocean bed. Now, without googling it, how would

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<v Speaker 2>you have handled that situation? This dad did a great job.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you in a minute what he said. What

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<v Speaker 2>would you have said explaining it to undert ten year olds?

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<v Speaker 8>Now, I don't know what any of these words mean,

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<v Speaker 8>but I've heard other people say them, so I would

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<v Speaker 8>say things like it's the light refracting off the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Ding The dad hit the R word. He said refraction.

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<v Speaker 2>I almost want to high five him. That is incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>You went straight to refraction. The light separating or the

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<v Speaker 2>light beams or no idea.

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<v Speaker 7>What it means?

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<v Speaker 1>What does it mean?

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<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't have a clue. I heard people say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Before lights, because the rainbow in the sky's form when

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<v Speaker 2>the light is refracting, bending through water droplets.

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<v Speaker 7>Now you've lost med.

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<v Speaker 1>Max asked me how people are made the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've got no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>You have got some otherwise they need to go and

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<v Speaker 2>ask their actual dad one day. I'll explain one day

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<v Speaker 2>when you find out I've only got that porn band online,

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<v Speaker 2>get your idea out, perhats.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you say reflection?

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<v Speaker 5>I would have used the wrong word.

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<v Speaker 6>I would have said it's a some reflect ding off

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<v Speaker 6>the water, which wouldn't have been very scientific at all.

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<v Speaker 1>How is a rainbow made? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 5>Isn't it prisms and stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>That is right?

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<v Speaker 7>Wavelengths of light?

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<v Speaker 1>How does the so light is coming in hitting water?

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<v Speaker 1>And then why is it separating? And we get all

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<v Speaker 1>those separate colors?

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<v Speaker 8>Do you need the ocean for a rainbow? Like can't

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<v Speaker 8>you have a rainbow over a mountain?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that makes sense right.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's bending. I think forty two degrees is the

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<v Speaker 2>relevant angle. You're seeing to paint that up over the

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<v Speaker 2>year that it's forty two degrees.

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<v Speaker 1>Then why do we get the separate colors?

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<v Speaker 7>What's parlor spectrum? That's something?

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<v Speaker 1>Can they be different?

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<v Speaker 2>What is that stored in the electromagnetic rays of the

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<v Speaker 2>Earth's atmosphere?

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<v Speaker 7>Got it?

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like I want to ask this dad some

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<v Speaker 2>more questions him to explain it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah at fifty two year old son.

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<v Speaker 4>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I had no idea that Harry and Meghan are coming

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<v Speaker 2>down Under next month.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Patty, did you know?

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<v Speaker 5>No, if there's.

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<v Speaker 2>Been formally announced over the weekend. The way they were

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<v Speaker 2>talking about is he still a prince?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Is he still a duke?

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<v Speaker 7>He's a duke.

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<v Speaker 1>Think he's a duke?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The way they were talking about obviously when they

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<v Speaker 2>were last year twenty eighteen, they refer to that tour

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<v Speaker 2>as a tour that broke them.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, great, way do.

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<v Speaker 1>You think of Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>They're going back to revisit the scene of the crime

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<v Speaker 2>of the tour that broke them. Anyway, they were saying

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<v Speaker 2>that this time though, things are going to be very

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<v Speaker 2>different when they come because he's no longer prince and

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<v Speaker 2>he's no longer really part of the royal family. So

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<v Speaker 2>they're coming and private, and they're coming as private citizens.

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<v Speaker 2>The way they were described as if they were here

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<v Speaker 2>on a kontiky tour, they were like, so they'd be

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<v Speaker 2>flying domestic.

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<v Speaker 1>They ain't gonna be on jet stuff. They're arriving on

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<v Speaker 1>jet style.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to see Harry, you know, unloading all

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<v Speaker 2>the match in Louis Bouton's a bag is reclaimed number

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<v Speaker 2>three a hostel in Bond with some drunk Irish and

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<v Speaker 2>Dutch boys. Now, okay, I have a layman's term of

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<v Speaker 2>how a rainbow is formed?

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<v Speaker 1>Cool, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>A rainbow is formed when sunlight shines through water droplets

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<v Speaker 2>in the air like rain or missed, causing the light

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<v Speaker 2>to bend, reflect and break into its component colors. It's

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<v Speaker 2>an optical illusion. And I don't even know what that

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<v Speaker 2>any of this means. Is anyone keeping up to speed?

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<v Speaker 7>What's a level below?

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<v Speaker 2>What's break it down to us? As if with five

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<v Speaker 2>year olds ten year olds is too complex? Here is

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<v Speaker 2>the step by step process. One of them team came

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<v Speaker 2>in said, here's the layman's version of this one. This

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<v Speaker 2>is not the layman's version.

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<v Speaker 5>This is PhD we need like Toddler's version.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, how would they cover this on bluey and then

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<v Speaker 2>half that again? Here's his step by set pro In

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<v Speaker 2>simpler terms, sunlight hits a droplet. Imagine a single rain

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<v Speaker 2>drop in the sky. When sunlight, which is white light.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know that, enters this drop, it slows down and bends.

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<v Speaker 2>That is refraction. Light breaks into colors. Because white light

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<v Speaker 2>is actually made up of all the colors of the rainbow.

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<v Speaker 2>The different colors bend at slightly different angles cause them

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<v Speaker 2>to separate. This is called dispersion. So do you know

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<v Speaker 2>that white light it is containing of other.

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<v Speaker 7>I didn't, but that's fascinating.

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<v Speaker 1>The light bounces. The light reflects off the back of

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<v Speaker 1>the rain drop.

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<v Speaker 2>It travels back toward the front. Now come on, light

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<v Speaker 2>exits and bends again. As the light leaves the rain drop,

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<v Speaker 2>it bends refracts one more time, spreading the colors out further,

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<v Speaker 2>making them visible to the eye. It's a three piece

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<v Speaker 2>combo refraction, reflection, and another refraction. I'm further away from

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<v Speaker 2>understanding this now there's nothing but more confusion. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I can relax enough now to do today's show.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean a world of bewilderment.

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<v Speaker 4>Kristin show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Question rainbow fat This comes from Dwayne. If you put

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<v Speaker 2>each color of the rainbow on a fan, you turn

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<v Speaker 2>the fan on, the fan will turn into white. It

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<v Speaker 2>goes back to its original component. It returns to white light.

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<v Speaker 2>My mind is blown right now with this whole rainbow chat,

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<v Speaker 2>and people are tuning in right now, going, wow, where

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<v Speaker 2>you've missed some big rainbow talk in the last twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes. You need to get up earlier and turn

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<v Speaker 2>this guy our radio station on a lot earlier. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>if you choose on the show, we ask you about

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<v Speaker 2>the small thing that drives you mad, things that make

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<v Speaker 2>you go gur patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 6>Let me start with the love God. My husband he

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<v Speaker 6>made pizzas which was nice over the weekend, and we

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<v Speaker 6>had one of those pizza stones that make the base

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<v Speaker 6>all lovely and crispy. Anyway, we can't find it, so

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<v Speaker 6>he thought he would just put it on a normal dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Plate and into a hot oven, into.

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<v Speaker 6>The oven, and then I said to him, at one point,

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<v Speaker 6>I think the pizzas will be ready.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you just you working at the pit stops

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<v Speaker 2>team at the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>And he opens it and he goes, oh, the dinner

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<v Speaker 6>plates broken.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, did you put on a dinner plate?

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<v Speaker 1>Refractions happened here?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, he said, And I said, well it's not oven proof.

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<v Speaker 5>Look at the Jamie the dinner set.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no good stuff. When the vicar comes around or

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<v Speaker 1>Harry and.

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<v Speaker 6>Megan, oh, And he goes, well, that's no good if

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<v Speaker 6>it's not. And I said, so there was no pizza.

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<v Speaker 6>We are yet another plate down. We've got like three

0:23:48.445 --> 0:23:51.245
<v Speaker 6>dinner plates left because we keep busting them like our

0:23:51.285 --> 0:23:56.645
<v Speaker 6>wine classes jeers, and we ended up just dialing ubering

0:23:56.685 --> 0:24:00.805
<v Speaker 6>pizza anyway, So you know, like read.

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<v Speaker 1>The bat reckon. He knew what he was doing. He's

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<v Speaker 1>outplate you there.

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<v Speaker 2>He knew make pizza always tastes so much better when

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<v Speaker 2>you make it at home.

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<v Speaker 5>Franked it up to two hundred. It's splitting about eight pieces.

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<v Speaker 7>It's actually so dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>Fly up, real. What's the thing to make you good cooking?

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<v Speaker 7>You always got to cook with onion and garlic.

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<v Speaker 8>But it does my head in And I don't know

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<v Speaker 8>why we haven't genetically modified it in some way When

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<v Speaker 8>you have to peel that tiny like cellophane skin off

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<v Speaker 8>the onion and peeling garlic just drives me crazy every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you buy the pre chop stuff? Is my wife

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<v Speaker 1>mad when open up that jar? Someone's done it for me?

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<v Speaker 8>No, that stuff is That.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes no difference. What are you a chef running a

0:25:01.805 --> 0:25:08.405
<v Speaker 1>restaurant that garlic? Thank you, factory.

0:25:08.005 --> 0:25:11.085
<v Speaker 2>Workers were chop Chop Chop Chop probably got special goggles

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<v Speaker 2>on chopping out for us at the onion equivalent of

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<v Speaker 2>the Wonka factory.

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<v Speaker 1>I love to chop onions up into pieces for us.

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<v Speaker 1>It's they cry for us. That's that's true. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>pre tears.

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<v Speaker 7>They're very like. It's got a weird flavored the two

0:25:29.245 --> 0:25:30.525
<v Speaker 7>Minston mushi.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect than you can do it. You're wasting all that time.

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<v Speaker 7>It takes so long, and then to clean up for us.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, yes, and I've tried all the TikTok hats where

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<v Speaker 8>you chuck it in a jar and shake shake shape.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, none of them doesn't work. It doesn't Alex, what's

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<v Speaker 11>it for you? I got sucked into this the other day.

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<v Speaker 11>I went to the market and I bought new seasoned apples.

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<v Speaker 11>Are they're going to be fresh.

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<v Speaker 9>They're going to have that last nice beautiful apple sort

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<v Speaker 9>of sound when you bite into it.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, it was flowery. A flowery apple gets me.

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<v Speaker 2>So a flowery and the other one is powdery like meringue,

0:26:09.445 --> 0:26:15.405
<v Speaker 2>because because apple is something to behold. Christal acidity and

0:26:15.445 --> 0:26:20.085
<v Speaker 2>the crunch it's heartbreaking, like when you break the skin

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<v Speaker 2>of an apple. Yes, it needs to be like when

0:26:22.165 --> 0:26:22.885
<v Speaker 2>you tap on.

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<v Speaker 7>A c.

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<v Speaker 1>There's got to be a noise.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when the guy invented when he was like brainstorming crembula,

0:26:31.085 --> 0:26:33.205
<v Speaker 2>because there was a time in history where there no kremblays.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel so sorry for the people. What did you

0:26:36.085 --> 0:26:38.565
<v Speaker 2>do for dessert, mister cave Man?

0:26:38.605 --> 0:26:41.085
<v Speaker 1>What did you do? They were when they were designing

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<v Speaker 1>and product testing.

0:26:41.765 --> 0:26:44.365
<v Speaker 2>And it needs to feel like a Granny Smith when

0:26:44.405 --> 0:26:47.205
<v Speaker 2>you buy a pin and you break that skin, that's it.

0:26:47.325 --> 0:26:48.765
<v Speaker 1>That shatter, that's what I need.

0:26:49.325 --> 0:26:52.445
<v Speaker 4>Christian Connell Show podcast, What.

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<v Speaker 1>Small Things Change You Mad?

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<v Speaker 2>I also didn't know that we were broadcast into so

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<v Speaker 2>many garlic snobs. Oh I'm sorry Marco, Pierre Whites and

0:27:02.765 --> 0:27:09.325
<v Speaker 2>Michelle Roue. Yeah, judge me, I buy the jar pre

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<v Speaker 2>chop garlic so I can carry on with my best life.

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<v Speaker 2>Two than choppy, choppy, chop chop chop, chop chop, wasting

0:27:16.765 --> 0:27:18.125
<v Speaker 2>an hour just peting the thing.

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<v Speaker 7>It is a very dull process. It does take a

0:27:21.765 --> 0:27:24.244
<v Speaker 7>very long time, but it's worth it. It's worth it.

0:27:24.365 --> 0:27:26.845
<v Speaker 7>How do you know, because I've used that garden, you're

0:27:26.885 --> 0:27:27.285
<v Speaker 7>not that.

0:27:27.685 --> 0:27:31.405
<v Speaker 2>I bet you're probably not that great chefs lovey good. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you would not be able to tell the difference between

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<v Speaker 2>pre chopped garlic out of the tube of the jar

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<v Speaker 2>and real thing.

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<v Speaker 7>Absolutely whether in your job.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the reason that stuff in the jar is brown. Yes,

0:27:43.725 --> 0:27:45.925
<v Speaker 1>so it's brown. Awful color brown.

0:27:45.965 --> 0:27:49.005
<v Speaker 2>It's the color of greatness. It's one of the underrated

0:27:49.085 --> 0:27:52.484
<v Speaker 2>colors of the rainbow. The way to make a rainbow

0:27:52.485 --> 0:27:53.685
<v Speaker 2>even more beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a wee bit of brown brown. No, no, no, no, no,

0:27:57.085 --> 0:28:00.845
<v Speaker 1>come to England that russet colored rainbow. You get there's

0:28:00.845 --> 0:28:02.045
<v Speaker 1>no goal at the end of those rain.

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<v Speaker 2>You Christian. Put garlic in the microwave for ten seconds.

0:28:08.005 --> 0:28:09.405
<v Speaker 2>It's eating out the skin.

0:28:10.685 --> 0:28:12.125
<v Speaker 1>Tell you what. It slides out the jar with the

0:28:12.165 --> 0:28:12.645
<v Speaker 1>tea booth.

0:28:13.045 --> 0:28:15.325
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you open that jar or the tube to

0:28:15.445 --> 0:28:18.965
<v Speaker 2>squeeze it in now one of our producers. You know,

0:28:19.005 --> 0:28:22.285
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about Tina with five e's. He's a very

0:28:22.285 --> 0:28:25.685
<v Speaker 2>proud member, self identified of the War community. And she

0:28:25.805 --> 0:28:28.285
<v Speaker 2>came in gave him the chef's kiss. She said, war

0:28:28.325 --> 0:28:32.245
<v Speaker 2>community use chop garlic all the time. Christian, Okay, well, okay,

0:28:32.285 --> 0:28:35.605
<v Speaker 2>I did not understand that her mamma's mussaka isn't great.

0:28:36.125 --> 0:28:38.325
<v Speaker 7>I think maybe it would be better with fresh guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, you do not want an international incidence with the

0:28:42.285 --> 0:28:43.005
<v Speaker 2>war community.

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<v Speaker 7>I did not know that they are pieces.

0:28:45.285 --> 0:28:46.885
<v Speaker 1>We are peacenicks here on this show.

0:28:46.885 --> 0:28:51.805
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, maybe I didn't realize Adventure into Shop Chop

0:28:51.925 --> 0:28:56.685
<v Speaker 2>Radio was about pre chopped garlic. Apparently it's too hot

0:28:56.725 --> 0:28:59.125
<v Speaker 2>to handle. Carl's own control the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the new Carla's in town is buying pre chopped garlic. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>One drives me mad when people don't chop their own garlic.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you send this text five times to me? Woman? Christian?

0:29:12.965 --> 0:29:15.245
<v Speaker 1>What try? And people don't move on on the footpath.

0:29:16.325 --> 0:29:18.365
<v Speaker 2>There could be two or more people walking and they

0:29:18.405 --> 0:29:21.205
<v Speaker 2>all remain next to each other, walking in line. No,

0:29:22.125 --> 0:29:26.005
<v Speaker 2>that's wrong, Heather Santa has gone instill. One question that.

0:29:26.165 --> 0:29:27.925
<v Speaker 2>I think it makes me go growers. When you bust

0:29:27.925 --> 0:29:30.125
<v Speaker 2>into go into the toilet for a number two, you

0:29:30.165 --> 0:29:33.445
<v Speaker 2>sit down and nothing happens. It's like your body is

0:29:33.485 --> 0:29:38.325
<v Speaker 2>taking the mickey. That's from Santo, thanks to sharing mate.

0:29:38.525 --> 0:29:43.165
<v Speaker 2>Not quite the spirit at all. That's all things will

0:29:43.205 --> 0:29:45.725
<v Speaker 2>make you girl when you this is from Natalie. When

0:29:45.765 --> 0:29:47.645
<v Speaker 2>you put up to the stop light and then you

0:29:47.645 --> 0:29:50.925
<v Speaker 2>come to a full stop, then the car in front

0:29:51.325 --> 0:29:55.165
<v Speaker 2>nudges up a bit, stop, I move up and then stop.

0:29:55.605 --> 0:29:57.845
<v Speaker 1>Then the car in front again. Who's up again?

0:29:58.245 --> 0:30:01.485
<v Speaker 2>Father, Love of Christ, Why Carl that? Just put up

0:30:01.685 --> 0:30:03.805
<v Speaker 2>behind the car in front of the correct distance and

0:30:04.005 --> 0:30:10.605
<v Speaker 2>just stop. Guys, just never know, never just that. Christian,

0:30:10.605 --> 0:30:16.205
<v Speaker 2>I'm with Rio on the garlic. Shame on me, shame shame, shame,

0:30:16.965 --> 0:30:18.845
<v Speaker 2>shame on you.

0:30:18.245 --> 0:30:20.885
<v Speaker 1>For buying all the jar stuff. That's a mandy, Mandy

0:30:21.005 --> 0:30:22.565
<v Speaker 1>that this is about the fifth one from you.

0:30:22.605 --> 0:30:25.965
<v Speaker 2>Now, Christian to pelled garlic. You tell me the wrong guy.

0:30:26.405 --> 0:30:28.365
<v Speaker 2>Someone's done it even easier for me and put it

0:30:28.365 --> 0:30:29.685
<v Speaker 2>in a jar. Bless them.

0:30:29.965 --> 0:30:33.205
<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:30:33.685 --> 0:30:35.525
<v Speaker 1>Who Knew? Who Knew?

0:30:36.765 --> 0:30:42.165
<v Speaker 2>So many garlic snobs out there seem someone has come

0:30:42.245 --> 0:30:44.485
<v Speaker 2>up with a very good suggestion. I'm gonna make you

0:30:44.565 --> 0:30:50.245
<v Speaker 2>something a portion of it with garlic straight from the jar, yes,

0:30:50.365 --> 0:30:53.085
<v Speaker 2>and then a portion of it with real proper garlic,

0:30:53.605 --> 0:30:55.445
<v Speaker 2>and see if you can taste the difference.

0:30:55.485 --> 0:30:57.085
<v Speaker 7>I'll be able to even smell the difference.

0:30:57.725 --> 0:31:01.525
<v Speaker 2>And then Sha and van By, you won't garlic?

0:31:01.565 --> 0:31:03.805
<v Speaker 1>Why would Christian? You need to solve this with the

0:31:03.885 --> 0:31:04.405
<v Speaker 1>taste tests.

0:31:04.445 --> 0:31:06.245
<v Speaker 2>Make something with fresh gardict that make it with guard

0:31:06.285 --> 0:31:08.205
<v Speaker 2>It from a jart rear will not be to tell

0:31:08.245 --> 0:31:10.965
<v Speaker 2>the difference. I need to get a hold of Chef Ramsey.

0:31:11.685 --> 0:31:14.765
<v Speaker 2>We need to reach out to the actual chef community. Actually,

0:31:14.765 --> 0:31:17.965
<v Speaker 2>don't ask him. I can guess the spray, okay, anyone

0:31:18.005 --> 0:31:20.845
<v Speaker 2>other than that, ask them, okay where they stand, or

0:31:20.885 --> 0:31:24.645
<v Speaker 2>even just chefs listening to the show right now, garlic

0:31:24.725 --> 0:31:29.205
<v Speaker 2>out the chart? Is there any real taste difference? Gianna

0:31:29.325 --> 0:31:32.805
<v Speaker 2>used to the same brand as me. Okay, I don't

0:31:32.845 --> 0:31:34.565
<v Speaker 2>know what's happened in the last two weeks.

0:31:34.925 --> 0:31:38.605
<v Speaker 1>We can now receive pictures on the text.

0:31:38.565 --> 0:31:43.845
<v Speaker 2>From listeners nervous about what I mean.

0:31:44.205 --> 0:31:47.805
<v Speaker 1>Let's just keep but your favorite brand of chop garlic.

0:31:48.965 --> 0:31:51.485
<v Speaker 2>That's not a euphemism, all right, So I want to know,

0:31:51.565 --> 0:31:53.165
<v Speaker 2>now what is in your poll room? This is a

0:31:53.285 --> 0:31:56.005
<v Speaker 2>very uniquely Australian thing and phrase, you know, put that

0:31:56.085 --> 0:31:58.485
<v Speaker 2>in the pull room, Patsy, what's in your pull room?

0:31:58.565 --> 0:31:58.765
<v Speaker 12>Well?

0:31:58.765 --> 0:31:59.365
<v Speaker 5>The love God.

0:31:59.445 --> 0:32:01.245
<v Speaker 6>I don't have anything because I like to think I'm

0:32:01.245 --> 0:32:03.765
<v Speaker 6>a little bit classier than that. But my husband has

0:32:03.805 --> 0:32:07.365
<v Speaker 6>got these two figurines. People listeners will remember it. I

0:32:07.405 --> 0:32:10.045
<v Speaker 6>think it was a bb emotion in the two thousands

0:32:10.085 --> 0:32:13.525
<v Speaker 6>and it was like figurines of Boonie, David Boone and

0:32:13.605 --> 0:32:16.965
<v Speaker 6>Ian Botham and they've got batteries in them and you

0:32:17.125 --> 0:32:20.085
<v Speaker 6>he still got them? Yeah, yeah, we I was going

0:32:20.125 --> 0:32:21.685
<v Speaker 6>to roadshow.

0:32:23.485 --> 0:32:27.125
<v Speaker 2>I just look at the bottom in Queensland.

0:32:28.325 --> 0:32:30.925
<v Speaker 1>This is about one.

0:32:33.325 --> 0:32:36.965
<v Speaker 7>Australian me collectors.

0:32:37.045 --> 0:32:40.285
<v Speaker 5>Items make mark my weird. So when you would watch.

0:32:40.125 --> 0:32:42.165
<v Speaker 1>The Cricket Live is going straight?

0:32:43.445 --> 0:32:45.125
<v Speaker 6>When you watch the Cricket Live, you put him next

0:32:45.125 --> 0:32:48.365
<v Speaker 6>to the telly and when someone's out or whatever, they

0:32:48.405 --> 0:32:50.445
<v Speaker 6>would have a phrase that have like I don't know,

0:32:50.485 --> 0:32:51.965
<v Speaker 6>four or five different phrases.

0:32:52.205 --> 0:32:56.925
<v Speaker 7>What it is like how za? Yeah, I remember it.

0:32:56.925 --> 0:32:57.245
<v Speaker 7>It was.

0:32:57.525 --> 0:32:57.765
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:32:58.005 --> 0:33:01.525
<v Speaker 1>I wonder how many people listening also have still got those? Yeah.

0:33:01.525 --> 0:33:04.845
<v Speaker 8>I saw it on Facebook Marketplace and place algorithm is

0:33:04.885 --> 0:33:08.085
<v Speaker 8>insane and recently I got I got thinking about twenty

0:33:08.085 --> 0:33:12.045
<v Speaker 8>five dollar to get the pair of Boonie and both

0:33:12.045 --> 0:33:12.245
<v Speaker 8>of them.

0:33:12.285 --> 0:33:15.245
<v Speaker 1>Ye, what's in your pool room? Oh?

0:33:15.245 --> 0:33:17.485
<v Speaker 9>Look, for some reason, a lot of sporting greats put

0:33:17.485 --> 0:33:19.725
<v Speaker 9>out tawny Port commemorative ports.

0:33:19.765 --> 0:33:21.605
<v Speaker 1>So I've got one from Peter Sterling.

0:33:22.325 --> 0:33:25.685
<v Speaker 9>It's so weird, it's it's so random, Sir Peter Sterling

0:33:25.965 --> 0:33:29.245
<v Speaker 9>regularly great. I have an equivalent, like Gary Bucanaro said

0:33:29.245 --> 0:33:32.125
<v Speaker 9>of Greg Williams, Superstar of the eighties, and it's this,

0:33:32.125 --> 0:33:35.045
<v Speaker 9>this tawny port. Dennis Dell's got a Twny Port commemorative

0:33:35.045 --> 0:33:37.325
<v Speaker 9>one as well. I don't know why they did that,

0:33:37.485 --> 0:33:38.205
<v Speaker 9>but they did.

0:33:38.285 --> 0:33:40.805
<v Speaker 2>Do you know when the show turns eight years old

0:33:41.005 --> 0:33:43.645
<v Speaker 2>on June the fourth, maybe we should have a port

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<v Speaker 2>to celebrate. How do you even go out organizing such

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<v Speaker 2>a thing. We need to find out. We've got a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of months ahead of us now. A commemorative port.

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<v Speaker 5>Be a local winery that could help us out.

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<v Speaker 1>So many around Australia.

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<v Speaker 4>Who are Christian O'Connell show podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>What is in your poll room? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>And good morning, Tooder just sent me a beautiful photo

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<v Speaker 2>snap this morning. Up on the Gold Coast, stunning rainbow.

0:34:15.565 --> 0:34:20.965
<v Speaker 2>All that refraction, reflection, refraction, double light penetration happening right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a beautiful thing. Janew Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a bright red Bob Hawk drink dispenser in

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<v Speaker 2>my pull room aka office at home. His head is

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<v Speaker 2>the container for the drink you sent me. The attached

0:34:33.325 --> 0:34:37.485
<v Speaker 2>photo that is a thing of beauty. Here, got it

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<v Speaker 2>for my twenty first birthday. Only contains soft drinks when used.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure question.

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<v Speaker 2>In my poor room, I have a cabinet full of

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<v Speaker 2>memorabilia from the David Bow movie Labyrinth, with a photo

0:34:50.645 --> 0:34:54.485
<v Speaker 2>signed by the man himself and Jennifer Connelly. There some jess.

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<v Speaker 2>This is an incredible one from Marcel Christian. I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the brass sign from the Ritz Carton Hotel in Double Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's where Michael Hutchins died. I did the refurbishment and

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<v Speaker 2>they let me keep it as a memento Christian in

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<v Speaker 2>my pool room. Sporting photos Arsenal soccer legend ian wright

0:35:14.205 --> 0:35:17.844
<v Speaker 2>Michael Roach's famous mark for Richmond Viva Richard's Arsenal team

0:35:17.885 --> 0:35:21.205
<v Speaker 2>photo Bazzani from When They Are Really Crap in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>Why is that.

0:35:25.285 --> 0:35:28.045
<v Speaker 2>Natsie's got Harley Davidson clock that sits inside a break

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<v Speaker 2>disc signed by the V eight Kenny Brothers team from

0:35:31.205 --> 0:35:34.685
<v Speaker 2>around twenty eleven. Christian, my husband has this Superman collection

0:35:34.925 --> 0:35:37.925
<v Speaker 2>in the pool room. Christian, do not worry about the

0:35:37.965 --> 0:35:40.605
<v Speaker 2>garlic snobs this morning coming for you?

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<v Speaker 1>You do you? Mate? You do that sort thing?

0:35:43.645 --> 0:35:45.605
<v Speaker 2>My wife and her girdly friends say that a lot,

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<v Speaker 2>did you when they've had like four percent?

0:35:47.165 --> 0:35:47.404
<v Speaker 1>Goes?

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<v Speaker 4>You do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Shall?

0:35:49.165 --> 0:35:49.844
<v Speaker 7>You do you?

0:35:51.045 --> 0:35:53.205
<v Speaker 2>I use garlic out of the jar all the time. Rey,

0:35:53.245 --> 0:35:54.725
<v Speaker 2>you and the others have got too much time on

0:35:54.765 --> 0:35:56.005
<v Speaker 2>the hands to bill garlic.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for your mate.

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<v Speaker 2>You do you, Santo, Christian, put some respect on its name.

0:36:02.005 --> 0:36:07.725
<v Speaker 2>What you're talking about is called jarlick Oh Grasp's Grange.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have a.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian Connell show podcast.

0:36:12.725 --> 0:36:15.165
<v Speaker 2>Christian, I have a very proud jar of garlic in

0:36:15.245 --> 0:36:18.445
<v Speaker 2>my poor room. Martin, I'd love to see that beautiful

0:36:19.045 --> 0:36:23.445
<v Speaker 2>worth her fortune collector's items. You to come Antiques roadshow,

0:36:23.485 --> 0:36:25.165
<v Speaker 2>make it back to this country. Be sure to take

0:36:25.165 --> 0:36:27.525
<v Speaker 2>that along to a town hall near you. So make

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<v Speaker 2>sure it's in short as well. Actually all right, second

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<v Speaker 2>week on you couldn't make it up. This is our

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<v Speaker 2>search for the wildest story that is out there. You've

0:36:39.805 --> 0:36:42.805
<v Speaker 2>got a wild story. We are looking for it, recording it.

0:36:42.845 --> 0:36:45.525
<v Speaker 2>You couldn't make it up. Five thousand dollars. Since we

0:36:45.605 --> 0:36:48.005
<v Speaker 2>hear the story, I'll just give you the money.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got some great ones.

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<v Speaker 2>At the moment, Christine had her worked in a shop,

0:36:52.285 --> 0:36:57.085
<v Speaker 2>had the stereo stolen returned by the thief. He sent

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<v Speaker 2>it back, paid someone to send it back in a taxi. Kevin,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I don't even summarize this. It needs to

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<v Speaker 2>be told by the great man himself. We got this Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was something else.

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<v Speaker 4>Made of mine.

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<v Speaker 10>His gutters were full of leaves, so he threw a

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<v Speaker 10>rope up and over the house, through the pagola and

0:37:13.885 --> 0:37:15.844
<v Speaker 10>inside it to his wife's car because she was away,

0:37:16.005 --> 0:37:18.605
<v Speaker 10>flowered himself down, tied the rope around his waist, and

0:37:18.765 --> 0:37:21.525
<v Speaker 10>was cleaning out the gar Then he felt himself sliding

0:37:21.605 --> 0:37:23.725
<v Speaker 10>up the roof. His wife had come home and was

0:37:23.765 --> 0:37:26.364
<v Speaker 10>going to go to the shop, drove and dragged him

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<v Speaker 10>up over the roof, ripped the pagola down. He landed

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<v Speaker 10>on the driveway and tried to get to his feet

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<v Speaker 10>to chase it down the drive way.

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<v Speaker 12>The biggest injury he's had was.

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<v Speaker 10>All holes in his bum from the roofscrews as he

0:37:38.285 --> 0:37:39.205
<v Speaker 10>was slid up the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>So mister Bean couldn't have orchestreets at a comedic moment

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<v Speaker 2>like that, Oh we can.

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<v Speaker 1>I kept thinking about that scene. Just incredible.

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<v Speaker 2>Jess also hand this amazing story for you. Couldn't make

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<v Speaker 2>it up.

0:37:51.845 --> 0:37:54.645
<v Speaker 3>I gave birth to my second son in the car

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<v Speaker 3>while my husband was driving. As we got to the

0:37:58.245 --> 0:38:01.205
<v Speaker 3>end of the street, his head crowned. I said to

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<v Speaker 3>USand we're not going to make it. Then, yeah, ten

0:38:03.365 --> 0:38:07.085
<v Speaker 3>seconds later his head was out. Another ten seconds later

0:38:07.125 --> 0:38:09.285
<v Speaker 3>I just kind of grabbed him put him up onto

0:38:09.325 --> 0:38:09.725
<v Speaker 3>my chest.

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<v Speaker 1>Incredible scenes. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, this story I wasn't going to share on air,

0:38:16.925 --> 0:38:20.965
<v Speaker 2>but producer Tina begged me, begged me before today's show

0:38:21.325 --> 0:38:24.685
<v Speaker 2>to do the sunglasses and the fish story on air.

0:38:25.485 --> 0:38:29.045
<v Speaker 2>Tina listened. Maybe I was wrong. I think the story

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<v Speaker 2>needs to be aired. It's one for the pull room.

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<v Speaker 2>Peter Christiana's fishing with my friend. We came out of

0:38:36.285 --> 0:38:39.085
<v Speaker 2>Late mcquarie. My friend called a flathead and when I

0:38:39.165 --> 0:38:41.685
<v Speaker 2>was using the land and now I dropped it and

0:38:41.725 --> 0:38:44.844
<v Speaker 2>it was floating away. My friend jumped in to retrieve it,

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<v Speaker 2>but he had his sunglasses on. He lost them in

0:38:47.685 --> 0:38:51.125
<v Speaker 2>the water. We went back to fishing. The next fish

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<v Speaker 2>he caught had the sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 1>His sunglasses on its heads. No, what a story.

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<v Speaker 2>Story now, it almost never made it on air with Tina.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, madness, what a.

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<v Speaker 7>Story he's.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? George is a classic movie, but kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a pair of son Roy Schneider's. Yes, Sonny's on there.

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<v Speaker 1>What a story? You couldn't make it up?

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Christian About forty years ago, I was working on

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<v Speaker 2>a construction site. One lunch break ordered calamari and chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Already he realized his hang on a minute on the

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<v Speaker 2>front page. We then went to the park to eat

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<v Speaker 2>my lunch, but couldn't he everything can fed the leftovers

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<v Speaker 2>to the seagulls. One particular bird got a piece of calamari,

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<v Speaker 2>shook it violently, and the calamari flew into the air

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<v Speaker 2>about meter, then came straight back over the seagull's neck,

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<v Speaker 2>wearing it like a necklace, and then got chased by

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<v Speaker 2>three other seagulls as he was trying to get a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of flying away and getting chased.

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<v Speaker 8>Go ahead, poor seagull, he's a great But are they

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<v Speaker 8>five grand?

0:40:16.325 --> 0:40:18.165
<v Speaker 1>The seagull have.

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<v Speaker 7>To justify that one to the company.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this is this is this is some story christ

0:40:23.085 --> 0:40:26.285
<v Speaker 2>And my sister was having her two yearly mammograms. She

0:40:26.325 --> 0:40:28.405
<v Speaker 2>was in the room with the lady little scan and

0:40:28.605 --> 0:40:30.884
<v Speaker 2>had her breast was in the machine and when they

0:40:30.965 --> 0:40:34.484
<v Speaker 2>squeeze your boob tightly while she was getting the scan,

0:40:34.645 --> 0:40:39.125
<v Speaker 2>the lady operating this tripped on her fell and broke

0:40:39.205 --> 0:40:41.405
<v Speaker 2>her ankle a compound fracture.

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<v Speaker 1>So my sister has a boob trapped.

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<v Speaker 2>In the machine and the lady can't reach the button

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<v Speaker 2>to release her as she's rolling around the floor in pain,

0:40:50.885 --> 0:40:53.205
<v Speaker 2>and my sister couldn't get out to help. They were

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<v Speaker 2>both screaming for help until eventually a little man came

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<v Speaker 2>in to save the day, help the lady on the

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<v Speaker 2>floor and also really release my sister's boob.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that's that's a contender, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you've got a wild story, this show is

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<v Speaker 2>on the search for all this week five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll go to the person that tells us the wildest

0:41:17.325 --> 0:41:19.685
<v Speaker 2>story for you couldn't make it up. We're taking your

0:41:19.725 --> 0:41:22.045
<v Speaker 2>calls now. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.

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<v Speaker 4>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Rod sayers, it's got a story for us for you

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't make it up, Christian. Here we goes boarding a

0:41:33.125 --> 0:41:35.884
<v Speaker 2>flight from Johanna's Burning to London in the nineties. While

0:41:35.925 --> 0:41:38.325
<v Speaker 2>sitting in the plane at the boarding gate, announcement comes

0:41:38.325 --> 0:41:41.245
<v Speaker 2>over the PA system. If missus Kay is on board,

0:41:41.285 --> 0:41:43.645
<v Speaker 2>would she please make herself known to a flight attendant.

0:41:43.805 --> 0:41:46.645
<v Speaker 2>A few minutes past repeat announcement, if missus Kay is

0:41:46.685 --> 0:41:49.685
<v Speaker 2>on board, please make yourself known to the flight attendant.

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<v Speaker 2>A few more minutes, another announcement about missus Kay. I'm

0:41:53.405 --> 0:41:54.965
<v Speaker 2>gonna have to wait on board where we have a

0:41:55.045 --> 0:41:58.924
<v Speaker 2>buggege luggage all unloaded. Thank your patience. After a ten

0:41:58.965 --> 0:42:01.445
<v Speaker 2>minute delay, announcement was that we are cleared for departure.

0:42:01.885 --> 0:42:04.325
<v Speaker 2>Five minutes after leveling up in the icy he smoked

0:42:04.405 --> 0:42:07.045
<v Speaker 2>like loads of it coming out of an overhead locker

0:42:07.325 --> 0:42:11.325
<v Speaker 2>and immediately think of missus Kay, So call the nearest

0:42:11.325 --> 0:42:13.045
<v Speaker 2>flight attendant. I believe it's to the fact that she

0:42:13.125 --> 0:42:15.685
<v Speaker 2>must have skipped keeping calm in the face of possible

0:42:15.685 --> 0:42:18.004
<v Speaker 2>disaster one on one she screamed shit.

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<v Speaker 7>He stayed calm.

0:42:21.485 --> 0:42:22.444
<v Speaker 1>She screamed shit.

0:42:23.565 --> 0:42:25.165
<v Speaker 2>I thought, well, it's been a good life so far.

0:42:25.205 --> 0:42:27.364
<v Speaker 2>I kissed my wife goodbye, closed my eyes and laid

0:42:27.365 --> 0:42:30.285
<v Speaker 2>back and thought of never making it to Britain. Fortunately,

0:42:30.285 --> 0:42:32.525
<v Speaker 2>flight attendant regained. A composer called for the on bold

0:42:32.565 --> 0:42:35.085
<v Speaker 2>engineer who looked at the locker and said, oh so mate, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>This con.

0:42:38.445 --> 0:42:38.645
<v Speaker 7>Question.

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<v Speaker 2>We never found out what happened to missus. Kay, that's

0:42:41.685 --> 0:42:44.404
<v Speaker 2>up there with the klamari. Put it in the poor uom.

0:42:45.085 --> 0:42:48.404
<v Speaker 2>This is the end condensation, make water drop. That's it's

0:42:48.445 --> 0:42:51.725
<v Speaker 2>a fraction coming in and through the light like a lolly.

0:42:51.765 --> 0:42:54.605
<v Speaker 2>To calm down, sir. Rob's on the line now, Rob

0:42:54.685 --> 0:42:55.085
<v Speaker 2>joins us.

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<v Speaker 12>Coome morning, Rob, how are you Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good Rob, welcome to the show. Thank you, and

0:43:00.485 --> 0:43:01.285
<v Speaker 2>what's your story for us?

0:43:01.325 --> 0:43:02.205
<v Speaker 1>She couldn't make it up.

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<v Speaker 12>Ah. I was back in the late sixties. I was

0:43:04.885 --> 0:43:07.685
<v Speaker 12>a young kid and living up at Orange and one

0:43:07.725 --> 0:43:10.924
<v Speaker 12>morning that the dog was at the front window. Oh, Bart,

0:43:10.965 --> 0:43:12.245
<v Speaker 12>and it's head off. And we went and had a

0:43:12.245 --> 0:43:14.805
<v Speaker 12>look and there's three elephants drinking out of the front

0:43:14.925 --> 0:43:19.245
<v Speaker 12>front tap. So my mum rang the police and they said,

0:43:19.245 --> 0:43:25.485
<v Speaker 12>oh yeah, okay, what's police arrest? And eventually they get

0:43:25.525 --> 0:43:28.445
<v Speaker 12>there and by that time the people from the circus,

0:43:28.445 --> 0:43:30.924
<v Speaker 12>they'd run away from the circus. They come and got

0:43:30.965 --> 0:43:33.325
<v Speaker 12>the elephants because they never came and paid the excess

0:43:33.365 --> 0:43:33.925
<v Speaker 12>water bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Others a lot in those trucks. Rob, great story. Thank

0:43:43.245 --> 0:43:47.605
<v Speaker 2>you very much for sharing me. Noes Marika, good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh him, my name's Marika. How are you.

0:43:51.205 --> 0:43:53.125
<v Speaker 2>I'm good and very good. Welcome to the show. What

0:43:53.285 --> 0:43:55.525
<v Speaker 2>is your story for? You couldn't make it up?

0:43:56.085 --> 0:43:58.005
<v Speaker 13>Well, I'm only sharing it because I have a chance

0:43:58.045 --> 0:44:01.565
<v Speaker 13>to win some money, because it's really bad. Once I

0:44:01.685 --> 0:44:06.245
<v Speaker 13>was backpacking in my teenage and I was in Europe

0:44:06.445 --> 0:44:10.364
<v Speaker 13>and visited Moscow with my cousins and one of them

0:44:10.445 --> 0:44:13.165
<v Speaker 13>to just said, they let's go to this underground color

0:44:13.325 --> 0:44:17.325
<v Speaker 13>you know club. So we went to this underground club

0:44:17.325 --> 0:44:19.685
<v Speaker 13>which is supposed to be really cool and hip, and

0:44:19.725 --> 0:44:22.205
<v Speaker 13>when we walked in, there was all these televisions like

0:44:22.285 --> 0:44:26.485
<v Speaker 13>around the club of like semiclad and underwear wearing men

0:44:26.525 --> 0:44:29.165
<v Speaker 13>and women, and I thought, okay, that's a bit weird,

0:44:29.205 --> 0:44:37.285
<v Speaker 13>that's a bit Russian. Yeah, So a little while later

0:44:37.365 --> 0:44:39.605
<v Speaker 13>I went to the bathroom and when I was sitting

0:44:39.605 --> 0:44:42.445
<v Speaker 13>in the store, I was looking and I noticed that

0:44:42.485 --> 0:44:45.964
<v Speaker 13>there's two flushes. There was one flush that just said

0:44:46.045 --> 0:44:48.605
<v Speaker 13>normal flush, and there was the other flush that said

0:44:49.805 --> 0:44:53.565
<v Speaker 13>extreme flush. And I was like, what's extreme flush? I'm

0:44:53.565 --> 0:44:55.525
<v Speaker 13>going to have to press this and I pressed it

0:44:55.565 --> 0:44:59.884
<v Speaker 13>and nothing happened, and so I was like, Okay, that's weird.

0:45:00.445 --> 0:45:05.285
<v Speaker 13>And I went downstairs and the whole entire bar was

0:45:05.765 --> 0:45:08.205
<v Speaker 13>looking at me, and I was like, what I must

0:45:08.285 --> 0:45:11.725
<v Speaker 13>be loo really good tonight. And then I looked up

0:45:12.005 --> 0:45:15.685
<v Speaker 13>and there was me on the toilets. On every screen

0:45:15.765 --> 0:45:20.365
<v Speaker 13>in the entire bar, you could see everything.

0:45:21.685 --> 0:45:24.165
<v Speaker 7>So bad is an extreme flash?

0:45:24.245 --> 0:45:26.765
<v Speaker 1>My lord? Extreme flash?

0:45:27.165 --> 0:45:30.525
<v Speaker 2>That's maybe misread it, you know mostco lettering, I don't know,

0:45:30.685 --> 0:45:33.884
<v Speaker 2>Russian critic, classic Russian rush.

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<v Speaker 13>What well, yeah, so that's it.

0:45:38.885 --> 0:45:39.525
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:45:39.285 --> 0:45:44.645
<v Speaker 2>Wow, you wouldn't make that up. You shouldn't. What a

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<v Speaker 2>crazy story, Marik, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking a few incredible stories. You couldn't make it up?

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<v Speaker 2>What do we think of this one? It's only a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of lines. It's just the casualness of this, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's oh yeah, that's yes, happened a lot. Here this

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<v Speaker 2>one Christian. My mum fell out of a window on

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<v Speaker 2>a Here. She fell out of a window. The second

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<v Speaker 2>floor window in her house was on a hill. Our

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<v Speaker 2>uncle happened to be walking below and caught her.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, no he's not.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no, tell you why five k

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<v Speaker 2>five thousand reasons to lie never happened. Oh what are

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<v Speaker 2>the odds, old uncle biddy Marie in my arms? No, sir, no, no, no. However,

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<v Speaker 2>I have true crime story of the decade, Christian. Last

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<v Speaker 2>week I caught the training Whilst waiting for the train

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<v Speaker 2>to come, I noticed a man sitting on the platform

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<v Speaker 2>with a bag of fish and chips. He wasn't really

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<v Speaker 2>eating them, He's just sort of letting them air. It

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<v Speaker 2>started to tract seagulls, as you can imagine, it began

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<v Speaker 2>to circle him on the platform. Instead of shimming the

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<v Speaker 2>birds away, the man offered them a few chips he

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<v Speaker 2>tossed one foot away, just s from him. He was

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<v Speaker 2>beckoning them to him to come close. He kept doing this,

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<v Speaker 2>eking the chips out slowly intil there's a big group

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<v Speaker 2>of seagulls in front of them. I'm talking fifteen or

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<v Speaker 2>twenty A tiny army of seagulls. He'd throw them a

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<v Speaker 2>chip every now and then, just enough to keep them interested,

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<v Speaker 2>but not enough to satiate them. It was frustrating. They

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<v Speaker 2>were getting angry, attacking each other, squawking. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>he was rearing them up for something. Then the train come,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone got on. The man stayed on the ground with

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<v Speaker 2>the chips. The train was about to leave, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it happened Christian. Right before the doors closed, the man

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<v Speaker 2>threw the entire bag of chips into the train. The

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<v Speaker 2>entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. The doors closed

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<v Speaker 2>inside the train pandemonium.

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<v Speaker 7>That is diabolical.

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<v Speaker 1>True crime story of the dead out.

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<v Speaker 7>That is literally like the Junker.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you'd be so angry screaming can be screaming?

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<v Speaker 1>Can it?

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<v Speaker 2>We're all there, aren't We can imagine the scenes. Keep

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<v Speaker 2>you mind your own business. And suddenly some terrorist trucks

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<v Speaker 2>a bag of chips, Chucks piffs, a bag of chips

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<v Speaker 2>in there follow us swarm of angry seagulls now flapping

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<v Speaker 2>their enormous wings.

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<v Speaker 7>It's like Steve Iwin's evil twin.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, go wow, Chris, Thank you very much for

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<v Speaker 2>sharing that story. All right, we got the latest news

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<v Speaker 2>and sport, and then we've got the brand new time

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<v Speaker 2>waster for now until tomorrow. You can still email me

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<v Speaker 2>your stories. We'll get them on the show tomorrow. Five

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars up for grabs. You couldn't make it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian at christiano'connell dot com.

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<v Speaker 4>Today you the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Pandemonium has waited for us.

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<v Speaker 2>There like a man throwing a bag of chips and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seagulls into a train carriage. Got a story all right,

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<v Speaker 2>Time for today's time waster. Today we're asking to make

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<v Speaker 2>a movie Australian. Next month. Harry and Meghan are coming

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<v Speaker 2>back to Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Prince Harry, Meghan, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Duke and Duchess or Sussex confirm their visit Australia at

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<v Speaker 2>mid April, making the first trip back in seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>Private business engagements, Now, team, let's get.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry on the show. When Harry met Christian how him?

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<v Speaker 1>I've been waiting for him all these years.

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<v Speaker 2>Partner of Advance, refer to me as a frontier broadcaster.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can hear my words.

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<v Speaker 2>Back home in England, I have Harry here can you

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<v Speaker 2>hear me London, get Harry when Harry met Christian like it?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what if you looked at them, they're

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<v Speaker 2>not doing a single thing. They're just sort of sat there.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to start getting a pen out? Get

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone, get the rollerdeckx out? Have you ever

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<v Speaker 2>had a royal on the show until mid April this year?

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<v Speaker 1>Rio? When Harry met you get it? It's good? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Make a movie Australian The Silence of the Lamington Gold.

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<v Speaker 1>The immune strikes back. Still it beat you in a war? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that strikes back fear. We love the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got Mail right, Oh my god, this trading version

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<v Speaker 2>of that. You've got Mana, you've got.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the four X files? Gold Aliens drinking great beer? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Palmer of.

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<v Speaker 2>The Opera, of the opera is here. If that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>austraighty musical, that would that would sell out.

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<v Speaker 1>Better than anything Broadway could come up with.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, Andrew Lloyd, where we get that typewriter out

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<v Speaker 2>mane and make the musical looked much?

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<v Speaker 1>He does?

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<v Speaker 2>He cracks someone out of the little Olivetti Ada mansion.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, real, what have you got to make a movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Australian Honey, I shrunk the kidman's Oh that's very good.

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<v Speaker 1>God.

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<v Speaker 7>Plus yeah, Nana Land, that's also gold.

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<v Speaker 8>Diding go unchained silver and broke out back mountain.

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<v Speaker 1>That's another goal. Good ones today. All right, what have

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<v Speaker 1>you got them? Make a movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Australian textam in four seven five three one O four three.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Tomorrow On the show, what are the artswery about? Your

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<v Speaker 2>stories of coincidence and chance? Also you could claim it

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<v Speaker 2>one story away could be yours five thousand dollars in

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't make it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Natalie has got a contend to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>She thinks, Christian, this is my favorite story all time

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<v Speaker 2>and happened to my brother a few years ago. He

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<v Speaker 2>was in the d He was in the dentist's chair

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<v Speaker 2>getting a crown put in and the dentists accidentally dropped

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<v Speaker 2>the crown as you're trying to attach your After search

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<v Speaker 2>of it, they realized it must have disappeared down my

0:52:06.045 --> 0:52:09.565
<v Speaker 2>brother's throat. At the dentist insistence, my brother was instructed

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<v Speaker 2>to search his own xcment over the next couple of

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<v Speaker 2>days to get it, because said these crowns were expensive

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<v Speaker 2>and now they're thousands. Was about four days of searching

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<v Speaker 2>through his own My brother gave up. I'm not doing

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<v Speaker 2>this anymore, I thought, But lomb behold on the fifth day,

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<v Speaker 2>it's also something like the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>On the fifth day, there it was.

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<v Speaker 2>My brother retrieved it, returned it to the dentist, where

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<v Speaker 2>the dentists cleaned it thoroughly.

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<v Speaker 7>No no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 2>He did put it back in my brother's Christian. The

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<v Speaker 2>best part of the story it didn't end up charging him.

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<v Speaker 2>He got the crown for free. You think so too,

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<v Speaker 2>You'd think so too, Natalie. Great story though, All right,

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<v Speaker 2>time way today make a movie. Australian Prince Harry and

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<v Speaker 2>Meghan are coming back to Australian Prince Harry will be

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<v Speaker 2>on this show guaranteed.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go, he's going to saw that.

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<v Speaker 2>The mere formalities given. Just telling your friends he's coming on.

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<v Speaker 2>Driving Miss Daisy down to Kasher Cans in a silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Snaggenheimer silver plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's time we're making a movie Australian poker quantas.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, now that's more like it.

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<v Speaker 2>What done Joe King Thong silver Puss, I'm Richard, no

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<v Speaker 2>country for old mate.

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<v Speaker 1>Silver dastong Bo. That's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Darren Gunning, well done, Donny Drongo, I love the fresh Stronger.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny Powell, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>Scott's got Bogan the Barbarian.

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<v Speaker 1>Silva Scott, that should have win the gold. Harry Potter and.

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<v Speaker 2>The philippoosas Stone, not Philoso the Stone, the Philippoosas come

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<v Speaker 2>on the gotta.

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<v Speaker 1>Win a gold. Anthony, well done. That is very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry Potters on the philipoosas Stone. Four and twenty Weddings

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<v Speaker 1>and a Funeral Silver, The VB Movie Silver, and he

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<v Speaker 1>gett you goon. Wow, we want a reference for that

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<v Speaker 1>fifties sixties and you get your gun the Younger Demo

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<v Speaker 1>confuse right now? Silver plus and then go and have

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<v Speaker 1>a look on chat GPT.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it find you but an he gets your goon?

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<v Speaker 2>Bogan's run Gold, Bob work down, Ip the great Man, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Ricky Well, the hills Hoist have eyes, Oh, Silver, The

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<v Speaker 2>Legend of Basavants Gold, twenty thousand Rugby Leagues under the

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<v Speaker 2>Sea Silver plus. Kerry Kiribilly Elliott, that's gold. Very good, Joel,

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<v Speaker 2>that is very good. Kiribilly Elliott. Karen Brockovich went over

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<v Speaker 2>my head oh, he's very good. I had to read

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<v Speaker 2>it a couple of times so that it's so king.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very smart. Palmageddon silver plus, Citizen Shane Gold Weekend at.

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<v Speaker 1>Russell Koit's bronze, Albanezi Rider. I read it up.

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<v Speaker 7>It's good, Alba, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I should not doing prank calls. This elbow brustol

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<v Speaker 2>vegjam tea silver bar. All right, who is the winner today?

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<v Speaker 2>Farm make a movie Australium.

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<v Speaker 8>It's got to be Harry Potter and the philippousas Stone.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely well done, Anthony with an h. I'm off to

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<v Speaker 2>buy some more chup garlic in a jar. Today we

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<v Speaker 2>found out it's called Jarlick. We're about tomorrow.

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