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Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy, morning everyone.
Speaker 1: Good morning Alex morning, and good morning Ria, good morning.
Speaker 2: Well, we were at wedding of the century on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Our producer Caitlin got married to her girlfriend and it
Speaker 2: was a celebration of unity, love and joy, an incredible
Speaker 2: atmosphere in the evening. All that the Caitlin's speech was fantastic,
Speaker 2: generally really moving, beautifully done. She held it together with
Speaker 2: such poise and presents. She did a really really good job.
Speaker 2: And Dad's speech made every every guy cry in the room.
Speaker 2: I need to talk about the scene when we arrive though,
Speaker 2: never been to a wedding reception where there's a Q.
Speaker 1: The street for what me.
Speaker 2: And Patsy and my daughter Ruby and Chris, the love
Speaker 2: God had all gone for drink around around the corner,
Speaker 2: an amazing rooftop bar where we were the oldest people
Speaker 2: there were the three grown ups by at least three decades.
Speaker 2: People were doing a double take like they knockos.
Speaker 1: Mission you're a gun, bust someone up.
Speaker 5: You're a giveaway when you say very noisy.
Speaker 1: Too noisy.
Speaker 2: And then I saw two idiots on the turntables. Guys,
Speaker 2: is four o'clock.
Speaker 1: You will listen Fred again, You're not okay, just stick on,
Speaker 1: so turn it, turn it down, Turn it down, Jenny.
Speaker 2: We go to the corner's cue at the wedding reception
Speaker 2: because of what was waiting for you based on whether
Speaker 2: or not you were making a substantial cash donation. If
Speaker 2: you were making an envelope cash donation, you were allowed
Speaker 2: a free drink. For those who just turned up. You
Speaker 2: were not allowed a free welcome. Yeah, it was harsh.
Speaker 6: I only won, though, only one for the person who
Speaker 6: actually so Chris put our envelope through and got a
Speaker 6: lovely lemon cillo, and I thought, oh, okay, where's mine.
Speaker 5: It's just just for one.
Speaker 7: You got to share that time.
Speaker 2: Now I just described the scene we've been talking about
Speaker 2: the show particikat and made this giant oversized welcome board
Speaker 2: that did actually look incredible.
Speaker 1: So I had the.
Speaker 2: Table plan on Each table plan was named and themed.
Speaker 2: One was after a dog. I was on the Carlton table.
Speaker 2: There was no reference as to what was called the
Speaker 2: Carlton table.
Speaker 8: There was there was no rum or reasontory.
Speaker 2: About about the about the names, but each one was
Speaker 2: fraying and stuck onto the board. So presentation at Tamakia.
Speaker 2: Then we come to the bottom left hand corner where
Speaker 2: there was a cut out rectangle hole with velvet curtains
Speaker 2: and a board.
Speaker 1: Teenager like the Wizard of Oz the other.
Speaker 2: Side of it on their phone, handing you a lemon
Speaker 2: cello shot if you pass through an envelope stuff with cash.
Speaker 8: There was a slot for money, and then above it
Speaker 8: was a curtain where one single lemon shell.
Speaker 7: I've never seen anything at a wedding.
Speaker 2: So I just presumed that the envelope guaranteed the bearers
Speaker 2: of this gift two shots. So I hand my envelope
Speaker 2: through and then one drink comes out, and so I
Speaker 2: then speak into the hole and go, there's two of us.
Speaker 2: Then the teenager breaks character.
Speaker 1: Here's around the board going.
Speaker 2: I'm told it's one per envelope. Sorry, Ruby, that drinks mine.
Speaker 1: So no envelope, no drink, no tough. So it's strange
Speaker 1: w to it all. But people look confused. How do
Speaker 1: you get that drink? You gotta give them catch you.
Speaker 5: There were cigars as well, yes, cigar.
Speaker 1: Oh right, very There was just a lot going on
Speaker 1: when you got there. Yea.
Speaker 5: It was sort of muffiaso.
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, it was a lockoing on the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then there was a surprise during the night on
Speaker 2: the dance floor of the saxophone player.
Speaker 7: M Now this is this was interesting decision.
Speaker 1: I thought it was to create a lot of buzz. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: was he miming or was he playing live? Was it
Speaker 1: quite sure? I wasn't sure.
Speaker 8: It's like he was supposed to have this big entrance
Speaker 8: where it was like the dance floor started, bam, there's
Speaker 8: a saxophone player.
Speaker 7: But he clearly hadn't been worded up when his entrance was.
Speaker 1: It's not a big anxious if you're coming out the
Speaker 1: back kitchen.
Speaker 8: He just he was just standing there and the music
Speaker 8: cut out and then instead of like.
Speaker 7: He just goes oh oh, I think I'm a big surprise.
Speaker 4: That awkward.
Speaker 1: And then what's that one song?
Speaker 2: Because I've seen this movie before, you know where they
Speaker 2: have the saxophone guy? What's that song that it was
Speaker 2: a hit in the last you know it's it came
Speaker 2: out the last. I'm pretty sure it got played three times.
Speaker 2: I heard it at least twice. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this is about ten minutes ago. He needs some new gear.
Speaker 2: And then they had a bit of a little bit
Speaker 2: of a Baker Street remix and I'm thinking more sax songs?
Speaker 2: Is he going to get through?
Speaker 1: Michael?
Speaker 7: He was inserting himself into as many songs as he
Speaker 7: possibly can.
Speaker 1: Yes, hell with live saxophone.
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Speaker 2: How did you start the week yesterday? Would you say
Speaker 2: you're a Monday winter a loser?
Speaker 1: Text me tell me why? Oh?
Speaker 2: Four seven five three one o four three. I would
Speaker 2: say I'm definitely a Monday loser. My credit card got cloned. Oh,
Speaker 2: someone's trying to buy something in Germany. And sure it's
Speaker 2: not your daughters or me some indeed it's new trainers.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, clone again.
Speaker 2: Sarah God, these fiends in my shoe size as well.
Speaker 1: They're trying to clone me, they're buying my clothes.
Speaker 2: So how do we And it's not one it's that
Speaker 2: one credit card that you know you have for all
Speaker 2: your subscription services, Sarah days over Sarah.
Speaker 8: You have to and you'll find out ones that you
Speaker 8: didn't realize, like randomly your it's.
Speaker 2: Not angry emailing you and watch anymore your favorite TV
Speaker 2: shows unless you update that credit card immediately right now,
Speaker 2: this morning, there's one an alert on my phone.
Speaker 1: How to quickly deal with it with this is the
Speaker 1: rest of my year now?
Speaker 8: Amazing? They know as well when your card's going to expire.
Speaker 8: You can try to reach out for like customer servers
Speaker 8: or something. You won't hear from them, but they'll know
Speaker 8: a month in advance or your card's about to expire.
Speaker 7: Make sure you update your detail.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Patsy, you are.
Speaker 2: By the way, the song we were trying to guess
Speaker 2: from the last ten or fifteen years that has the
Speaker 2: big saxophoney in.
Speaker 1: This is it.
Speaker 9: It's a modern body songs this all the time. Loved it.
Speaker 1: This was huge, so many memories of this.
Speaker 2: So Saturday night this got played at least three times
Speaker 2: as though I was listening to Nova.
Speaker 1: Cargo baron Sidney. Oh, it was like a lot, it was.
Speaker 1: It came round a lot. Do you hear it once?
Speaker 1: It's fun, you know the saxophone guy. Also, how tight
Speaker 1: we is? Trousers those.
Speaker 7: Hard hard not to had them junk in the trunk
Speaker 7: to that.
Speaker 1: See that.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of heated rivals. Patsy, you are
Speaker 2: Monday winner or loser.
Speaker 5: Definitely a Monday winner.
Speaker 6: Yesterday I was out in the backyard and I heard
Speaker 6: a sound that I have not heard for many a
Speaker 6: moon in our coulder sack.
Speaker 5: It was mister Whippy.
Speaker 2: I'd be great if the team had loaded up now,
Speaker 2: that would have been the smooth things to go. But
Speaker 2: it's not ham But can you do an impression of
Speaker 2: a patch.
Speaker 6: Singing ding ding ding, which sounds a bit creepy when
Speaker 6: I do it? Really, But what o'clock in the afternoon
Speaker 6: And it was mister Whippy And I haven't had him
Speaker 6: in the street for ages. And it doesn't matter how
Speaker 6: old you are. When you hear that tune, you feel
Speaker 6: like five again. It's like, oh my god, have we
Speaker 6: got any change? Where's the cards? Let's get a nice cream?
Speaker 6: So we went out the front and he was the
Speaker 6: loveliest guy and really interesting.
Speaker 5: We got talking to him and I.
Speaker 1: Was working up. He's just working up now.
Speaker 6: He's just bought this fan and he's about our ages
Speaker 6: in his early fifties.
Speaker 5: We said, how did you get to be?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 6: Have you done this for long? And he said, you know,
Speaker 6: I used to be a spray painter for all these decades.
Speaker 6: And he said, I was getting sick of it. I
Speaker 6: wanted to change and I wanted to do something.
Speaker 1: A great different. What a great pevat friend. That was
Speaker 1: the world of lockdown.
Speaker 2: People were pivoting making sour dough bread and learning the ukuleley.
Speaker 1: But what a great pivot.
Speaker 2: Go from a spraying car and suddenly where do you
Speaker 2: even find them to buy?
Speaker 5: I know, so I don't know, but he's got this.
Speaker 6: It's an old Evan but he had it all spruced
Speaker 6: up and he was just the loveliest person.
Speaker 1: It was a immaculate don't oh, it was shiny.
Speaker 6: You could see your face in the juco. Well, he
Speaker 6: was a spray painter, remember, so he's probably done it up.
Speaker 1: I remember, don't forget because call back to that.
Speaker 7: What do they do in winter?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 7: I think it's a very seasonal business.
Speaker 2: They chase the sun. So he'll drive that around Australia
Speaker 2: chasing they do. You see a big exodus.
Speaker 1: Of them all in a convoy down birds fail, they
Speaker 1: go around the under Us.
Speaker 2: Sudden are up in north you know in Broom.
Speaker 6: Darwin Brett was saying that. He said, you know weekends
Speaker 6: in Yeah, he said, yesterday.
Speaker 5: I had a kid's party with fifty kids.
Speaker 6: And he said, and then I had a wedding last
Speaker 6: night where you know, it's like a novelty thing they
Speaker 6: go and do weddings, is it? Winters are a bit quiet,
Speaker 6: but he said, someer's more than making up for it.
Speaker 1: It must be green going at winter time. Surely dried
Speaker 1: around because you hear this, you're stuck into its. You're
Speaker 1: like you know that you've lit the fire. You don't
Speaker 1: feel like a cone.
Speaker 9: I'm not going to say this guy at the Winter Olympics.
Speaker 1: So did you get one patch?
Speaker 5: Of course I did. Yeah, I got a chop top
Speaker 5: with the flake in the top.
Speaker 1: Old school. Yes, it's all the best, aren't they it.
Speaker 5: I just loved his story. I thought it was brilliant.
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing I find fascinating as well.
Speaker 10: You.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can just buy one and start
Speaker 2: driving around any area you want. I think there's a
Speaker 2: there are licenses and that we always well, suddenly someone's
Speaker 2: been looking after those berbs for years. Suddenly old mate
Speaker 2: is just have a power pivot starts rocking up.
Speaker 1: Like, well, what you doing? Patchworks.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure in Scotland there was a violent assault.
Speaker 2: I think someone might have lost their life in a
Speaker 2: fight between two ice cream guys over a rival patch
Speaker 2: have a corner. Yeah, seriously, I'm pretty sure you have
Speaker 2: to apply for a.
Speaker 6: Life stary local council and stuff. You'd have to like
Speaker 6: health and safety and.
Speaker 1: Guys, just be honest.
Speaker 2: We're in Australia, the land of no worries, but plenty
Speaker 2: of admin.
Speaker 1: Forms and beauty. There be a permit, permit, permit.
Speaker 4: Christian Color Show podcast.
Speaker 2: One thing we do just need to address, you know,
Speaker 2: I prefer we got out of the way in the
Speaker 2: first out of the show before we get prime time.
Speaker 2: Your husband Chris, and let's just say the cave door open.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: I think there was a misinformation when he was ordering
Speaker 6: beers on Saturday night, so he was double parking thinking
Speaker 6: he would get.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about that double parking. Oh, I'm talking
Speaker 2: about him. Let's just say leaving the car ports open flies.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: It was least half an hour him several songs.
Speaker 7: Sorry he should because I thought it was funny.
Speaker 8: You know what I said, I'm going to go tell him,
Speaker 8: because she goes, don't tell him, don't.
Speaker 2: It was magnificent, glorious, was glorious. There was a concerned,
Speaker 2: mature lady that get going to me, Hey, listen, you
Speaker 2: know you're a guy. You should say something to him.
Speaker 2: And I kept I was enjoying winder rump so much.
Speaker 2: I went, I have He says he prefers it that
Speaker 2: she was to say something, and I just did again,
Speaker 2: and he said he's not doing anything about it.
Speaker 1: She goes, that's it. I'm going to have to tell him.
Speaker 2: She goes over to Chris having to gut him binger
Speaker 2: in his face.
Speaker 5: Oh, thank goodness. He had like he's.
Speaker 1: Refusing to he has to. He told me he's not.
Speaker 1: He's not.
Speaker 2: You prefer that that one thing, you know, it's like
Speaker 2: his moonwalk, you shot, you know, it's like it's like
Speaker 2: ladies like to take the bra off.
Speaker 1: He won't geitar hang out unhound himself.
Speaker 2: And yet there was a free bar there, and I
Speaker 2: reckon Chris got his money's worth out those beers, didn't He.
Speaker 1: Definitely for four permanently.
Speaker 6: In front of this the communication I'm talking about miscommunication.
Speaker 6: So he was getting you one, and I think because.
Speaker 2: I was drinking red wine, right, Chris said to me
Speaker 2: it at one point, Hey, listen, when you get your
Speaker 2: red wine, you asked for a beer for yourself as well.
Speaker 2: Went oh, and I'm moving on to red wine. Now
Speaker 2: he goes, you're not listening to me, say it for
Speaker 2: your sound. And then he looked up, looked side O,
Speaker 2: Patsy sent for yourself, and you slip it to me
Speaker 2: under the table.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting involved in this. I work with your wife.
Speaker 2: I can't have any not right now in the radio
Speaker 2: atmosphere that we can't have a fall.
Speaker 7: Out here my eyes.
Speaker 6: When four studies turned up, I was horrified, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 6: tour for Christian.
Speaker 7: Is what.
Speaker 2: Bar?
Speaker 1: He stopped pulling them.
Speaker 7: It was impressive. I've never seen anything quite like it.
Speaker 7: He was a machine.
Speaker 2: Oh, he was making sure he did his money's worth
Speaker 2: at that free bar.
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Speaker 2: One thing I've noticed the last two or three days
Speaker 2: electric car drivers looking extra smug again.
Speaker 1: Through looking excess smug again.
Speaker 2: At the moment it's come back around, they're like, Yeah,
Speaker 2: how's that a pump crisis going? At the moment, crude
Speaker 2: oil over one hundred dollars a barrel. Yesterday, I was
Speaker 2: walking my dog down on the beach near where we live,
Speaker 2: and I thought i'd pop into the ocean for a swim.
Speaker 1: And I was just getting out saw a lovely scene.
Speaker 2: I saw a younger dad with his two boys. And
Speaker 2: then but both the boys would have been under ten, right,
Speaker 2: and they're having a wait of time in there. One
Speaker 2: that was on the dad's back, and the dad was
Speaker 2: doing a great game while he's pretending that he didn't
Speaker 2: know where some was. He's going, he's on your back, Dan,
Speaker 2: I'm a spinning man.
Speaker 1: Is there? It was just a lot, and it was
Speaker 1: early in the morning. It was It was a really
Speaker 1: nice scene.
Speaker 2: And then the younger of the two brothers looked down
Speaker 2: and saw that on the on the ocean bed on
Speaker 2: the sand was a rainbow. And then he said to
Speaker 2: his dad, how is there, Dad, Dad? There's a rainbow
Speaker 2: on the floor here on the sound How is there
Speaker 2: rainbow here?
Speaker 1: And the dad sort of looked.
Speaker 2: At me, and I look back and go, oh, there's
Speaker 2: a lot to explain, you know, because we see a rainbow,
Speaker 2: we don't really understand what's going on in it. And
Speaker 2: the dad goes, it's complicated, and I looked over like
Speaker 2: that ain't going to be enough for them.
Speaker 1: They don't. It's like a press conference.
Speaker 2: When it gets like that, there's many more questions ago,
Speaker 2: and then the gun goes, what do you mean and
Speaker 2: starts trying to explain what a rainbow is and why
Speaker 2: you can see it through the water on the floor
Speaker 2: of the ocean bed. Now, without googling it, how would
Speaker 2: you have handled that situation? This dad did a great job.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you in a minute what he said. What
Speaker 2: would you have said explaining it to undert ten year olds?
Speaker 8: Now, I don't know what any of these words mean,
Speaker 8: but I've heard other people say them, so I would
Speaker 8: say things like it's the light refracting off the water.
Speaker 2: Ding The dad hit the R word. He said refraction.
Speaker 2: I almost want to high five him. That is incredible.
Speaker 2: You went straight to refraction. The light separating or the
Speaker 2: light beams or no idea.
Speaker 7: What it means?
Speaker 1: What does it mean?
Speaker 7: I wouldn't have a clue. I heard people say it.
Speaker 2: Before lights, because the rainbow in the sky's form when
Speaker 2: the light is refracting, bending through water droplets.
Speaker 7: Now you've lost med.
Speaker 1: Max asked me how people are made the other day.
Speaker 1: So I've got no idea.
Speaker 2: You have got some otherwise they need to go and
Speaker 2: ask their actual dad one day. I'll explain one day
Speaker 2: when you find out I've only got that porn band online,
Speaker 2: get your idea out, perhats.
Speaker 1: What would you say reflection?
Speaker 5: I would have used the wrong word.
Speaker 6: I would have said it's a some reflect ding off
Speaker 6: the water, which wouldn't have been very scientific at all.
Speaker 1: How is a rainbow made? What's happening?
Speaker 5: Isn't it prisms and stuff?
Speaker 1: That is right?
Speaker 7: Wavelengths of light?
Speaker 1: How does the so light is coming in hitting water?
Speaker 1: And then why is it separating? And we get all
Speaker 1: those separate colors?
Speaker 8: Do you need the ocean for a rainbow? Like can't
Speaker 8: you have a rainbow over a mountain?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that makes sense right.
Speaker 2: And it's bending. I think forty two degrees is the
Speaker 2: relevant angle. You're seeing to paint that up over the
Speaker 2: year that it's forty two degrees.
Speaker 1: Then why do we get the separate colors?
Speaker 7: What's parlor spectrum? That's something?
Speaker 1: Can they be different?
Speaker 2: What is that stored in the electromagnetic rays of the
Speaker 2: Earth's atmosphere?
Speaker 7: Got it?
Speaker 2: I felt like I want to ask this dad some
Speaker 2: more questions him to explain it to me.
Speaker 1: Sarah at fifty two year old son.
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Speaker 2: I had no idea that Harry and Meghan are coming
Speaker 2: down Under next month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Patty, did you know?
Speaker 5: No, if there's.
Speaker 2: Been formally announced over the weekend. The way they were
Speaker 2: talking about is he still a prince?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 5: Is he still a duke?
Speaker 7: He's a duke.
Speaker 1: Think he's a duke?
Speaker 2: Yeah. The way they were talking about obviously when they
Speaker 2: were last year twenty eighteen, they refer to that tour
Speaker 2: as a tour that broke them.
Speaker 7: Okay, great, way do.
Speaker 1: You think of Australia.
Speaker 2: They're going back to revisit the scene of the crime
Speaker 2: of the tour that broke them. Anyway, they were saying
Speaker 2: that this time though, things are going to be very
Speaker 2: different when they come because he's no longer prince and
Speaker 2: he's no longer really part of the royal family. So
Speaker 2: they're coming and private, and they're coming as private citizens.
Speaker 2: The way they were described as if they were here
Speaker 2: on a kontiky tour, they were like, so they'd be
Speaker 2: flying domestic.
Speaker 1: They ain't gonna be on jet stuff. They're arriving on
Speaker 1: jet style.
Speaker 2: You're not going to see Harry, you know, unloading all
Speaker 2: the match in Louis Bouton's a bag is reclaimed number
Speaker 2: three a hostel in Bond with some drunk Irish and
Speaker 2: Dutch boys. Now, okay, I have a layman's term of
Speaker 2: how a rainbow is formed?
Speaker 1: Cool, all right?
Speaker 2: A rainbow is formed when sunlight shines through water droplets
Speaker 2: in the air like rain or missed, causing the light
Speaker 2: to bend, reflect and break into its component colors. It's
Speaker 2: an optical illusion. And I don't even know what that
Speaker 2: any of this means. Is anyone keeping up to speed?
Speaker 7: What's a level below?
Speaker 2: What's break it down to us? As if with five
Speaker 2: year olds ten year olds is too complex? Here is
Speaker 2: the step by step process. One of them team came
Speaker 2: in said, here's the layman's version of this one. This
Speaker 2: is not the layman's version.
Speaker 5: This is PhD we need like Toddler's version.
Speaker 2: Yes, how would they cover this on bluey and then
Speaker 2: half that again? Here's his step by set pro In
Speaker 2: simpler terms, sunlight hits a droplet. Imagine a single rain
Speaker 2: drop in the sky. When sunlight, which is white light.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that, enters this drop, it slows down and bends.
Speaker 2: That is refraction. Light breaks into colors. Because white light
Speaker 2: is actually made up of all the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 2: The different colors bend at slightly different angles cause them
Speaker 2: to separate. This is called dispersion. So do you know
Speaker 2: that white light it is containing of other.
Speaker 7: I didn't, but that's fascinating.
Speaker 1: The light bounces. The light reflects off the back of
Speaker 1: the rain drop.
Speaker 2: It travels back toward the front. Now come on, light
Speaker 2: exits and bends again. As the light leaves the rain drop,
Speaker 2: it bends refracts one more time, spreading the colors out further,
Speaker 2: making them visible to the eye. It's a three piece
Speaker 2: combo refraction, reflection, and another refraction. I'm further away from
Speaker 2: understanding this now there's nothing but more confusion. I don't
Speaker 2: think I can relax enough now to do today's show.
Speaker 2: I mean a world of bewilderment.
Speaker 4: Kristin show podcast.
Speaker 2: Question rainbow fat This comes from Dwayne. If you put
Speaker 2: each color of the rainbow on a fan, you turn
Speaker 2: the fan on, the fan will turn into white. It
Speaker 2: goes back to its original component. It returns to white light.
Speaker 2: My mind is blown right now with this whole rainbow chat,
Speaker 2: and people are tuning in right now, going, wow, where
Speaker 2: you've missed some big rainbow talk in the last twenty
Speaker 2: five minutes. You need to get up earlier and turn
Speaker 2: this guy our radio station on a lot earlier. All right,
Speaker 2: if you choose on the show, we ask you about
Speaker 2: the small thing that drives you mad, things that make
Speaker 2: you go gur patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 6: Let me start with the love God. My husband he
Speaker 6: made pizzas which was nice over the weekend, and we
Speaker 6: had one of those pizza stones that make the base
Speaker 6: all lovely and crispy. Anyway, we can't find it, so
Speaker 6: he thought he would just put it on a normal dinner.
Speaker 1: Plate and into a hot oven, into.
Speaker 6: The oven, and then I said to him, at one point,
Speaker 6: I think the pizzas will be ready.
Speaker 2: You know you just you working at the pit stops
Speaker 2: team at the weekend.
Speaker 6: And he opens it and he goes, oh, the dinner
Speaker 6: plates broken.
Speaker 5: I said, did you put on a dinner plate?
Speaker 1: Refractions happened here?
Speaker 5: Yes, he said, And I said, well it's not oven proof.
Speaker 5: Look at the Jamie the dinner set.
Speaker 1: Oh, no good stuff. When the vicar comes around or
Speaker 1: Harry and.
Speaker 6: Megan, oh, And he goes, well, that's no good if
Speaker 6: it's not. And I said, so there was no pizza.
Speaker 6: We are yet another plate down. We've got like three
Speaker 6: dinner plates left because we keep busting them like our
Speaker 6: wine classes jeers, and we ended up just dialing ubering
Speaker 6: pizza anyway, So you know, like read.
Speaker 1: The bat reckon. He knew what he was doing. He's
Speaker 1: outplate you there.
Speaker 2: He knew make pizza always tastes so much better when
Speaker 2: you make it at home.
Speaker 5: Franked it up to two hundred. It's splitting about eight pieces.
Speaker 7: It's actually so dangerous.
Speaker 1: Fly up, real. What's the thing to make you good cooking?
Speaker 7: You always got to cook with onion and garlic.
Speaker 8: But it does my head in And I don't know
Speaker 8: why we haven't genetically modified it in some way When
Speaker 8: you have to peel that tiny like cellophane skin off
Speaker 8: the onion and peeling garlic just drives me crazy every time.
Speaker 1: Don't you buy the pre chop stuff? Is my wife
Speaker 1: mad when open up that jar? Someone's done it for me?
Speaker 8: No, that stuff is That.
Speaker 1: Makes no difference. What are you a chef running a
Speaker 1: restaurant that garlic? Thank you, factory.
Speaker 2: Workers were chop Chop Chop Chop probably got special goggles
Speaker 2: on chopping out for us at the onion equivalent of
Speaker 2: the Wonka factory.
Speaker 1: I love to chop onions up into pieces for us.
Speaker 1: It's they cry for us. That's that's true. He's a
Speaker 1: pre tears.
Speaker 7: They're very like. It's got a weird flavored the two
Speaker 7: Minston mushi.
Speaker 1: Perfect than you can do it. You're wasting all that time.
Speaker 7: It takes so long, and then to clean up for us.
Speaker 8: Well, yes, and I've tried all the TikTok hats where
Speaker 8: you chuck it in a jar and shake shake shape.
Speaker 11: Yes, none of them doesn't work. It doesn't Alex, what's
Speaker 11: it for you? I got sucked into this the other day.
Speaker 11: I went to the market and I bought new seasoned apples.
Speaker 11: Are they're going to be fresh.
Speaker 9: They're going to have that last nice beautiful apple sort
Speaker 9: of sound when you bite into it.
Speaker 1: But no, it was flowery. A flowery apple gets me.
Speaker 2: So a flowery and the other one is powdery like meringue,
Speaker 2: because because apple is something to behold. Christal acidity and
Speaker 2: the crunch it's heartbreaking, like when you break the skin
Speaker 2: of an apple. Yes, it needs to be like when
Speaker 2: you tap on.
Speaker 7: A c.
Speaker 1: There's got to be a noise.
Speaker 2: That's when the guy invented when he was like brainstorming crembula,
Speaker 2: because there was a time in history where there no kremblays.
Speaker 2: I feel so sorry for the people. What did you
Speaker 2: do for dessert, mister cave Man?
Speaker 1: What did you do? They were when they were designing
Speaker 1: and product testing.
Speaker 2: And it needs to feel like a Granny Smith when
Speaker 2: you buy a pin and you break that skin, that's it.
Speaker 1: That shatter, that's what I need.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast, What.
Speaker 1: Small Things Change You Mad?
Speaker 2: I also didn't know that we were broadcast into so
Speaker 2: many garlic snobs. Oh I'm sorry Marco, Pierre Whites and
Speaker 2: Michelle Roue. Yeah, judge me, I buy the jar pre
Speaker 2: chop garlic so I can carry on with my best life.
Speaker 2: Two than choppy, choppy, chop chop chop, chop chop, wasting
Speaker 2: an hour just peting the thing.
Speaker 7: It is a very dull process. It does take a
Speaker 7: very long time, but it's worth it. It's worth it.
Speaker 7: How do you know, because I've used that garden, you're
Speaker 7: not that.
Speaker 2: I bet you're probably not that great chefs lovey good. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: you would not be able to tell the difference between
Speaker 2: pre chopped garlic out of the tube of the jar
Speaker 2: and real thing.
Speaker 7: Absolutely whether in your job.
Speaker 1: There's the reason that stuff in the jar is brown. Yes,
Speaker 1: so it's brown. Awful color brown.
Speaker 2: It's the color of greatness. It's one of the underrated
Speaker 2: colors of the rainbow. The way to make a rainbow
Speaker 2: even more beautiful.
Speaker 1: Had a wee bit of brown brown. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: come to England that russet colored rainbow. You get there's
Speaker 1: no goal at the end of those rain.
Speaker 2: You Christian. Put garlic in the microwave for ten seconds.
Speaker 2: It's eating out the skin.
Speaker 1: Tell you what. It slides out the jar with the
Speaker 1: tea booth.
Speaker 2: Why don't you open that jar or the tube to
Speaker 2: squeeze it in now one of our producers. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Tina with five e's. He's a very
Speaker 2: proud member, self identified of the War community. And she
Speaker 2: came in gave him the chef's kiss. She said, war
Speaker 2: community use chop garlic all the time. Christian, Okay, well, okay,
Speaker 2: I did not understand that her mamma's mussaka isn't great.
Speaker 7: I think maybe it would be better with fresh guy.
Speaker 2: Now, you do not want an international incidence with the
Speaker 2: war community.
Speaker 7: I did not know that they are pieces.
Speaker 1: We are peacenicks here on this show.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, maybe I didn't realize Adventure into Shop Chop
Speaker 2: Radio was about pre chopped garlic. Apparently it's too hot
Speaker 2: to handle. Carl's own control the headline.
Speaker 1: Now the new Carla's in town is buying pre chopped garlic. Christian.
Speaker 1: One drives me mad when people don't chop their own garlic.
Speaker 1: How do you send this text five times to me? Woman? Christian?
Speaker 1: What try? And people don't move on on the footpath.
Speaker 2: There could be two or more people walking and they
Speaker 2: all remain next to each other, walking in line. No,
Speaker 2: that's wrong, Heather Santa has gone instill. One question that.
Speaker 2: I think it makes me go growers. When you bust
Speaker 2: into go into the toilet for a number two, you
Speaker 2: sit down and nothing happens. It's like your body is
Speaker 2: taking the mickey. That's from Santo, thanks to sharing mate.
Speaker 2: Not quite the spirit at all. That's all things will
Speaker 2: make you girl when you this is from Natalie. When
Speaker 2: you put up to the stop light and then you
Speaker 2: come to a full stop, then the car in front
Speaker 2: nudges up a bit, stop, I move up and then stop.
Speaker 1: Then the car in front again. Who's up again?
Speaker 2: Father, Love of Christ, Why Carl that? Just put up
Speaker 2: behind the car in front of the correct distance and
Speaker 2: just stop. Guys, just never know, never just that. Christian,
Speaker 2: I'm with Rio on the garlic. Shame on me, shame shame, shame,
Speaker 2: shame on you.
Speaker 1: For buying all the jar stuff. That's a mandy, Mandy
Speaker 1: that this is about the fifth one from you.
Speaker 2: Now, Christian to pelled garlic. You tell me the wrong guy.
Speaker 2: Someone's done it even easier for me and put it
Speaker 2: in a jar. Bless them.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Who Knew? Who Knew?
Speaker 2: So many garlic snobs out there seem someone has come
Speaker 2: up with a very good suggestion. I'm gonna make you
Speaker 2: something a portion of it with garlic straight from the jar, yes,
Speaker 2: and then a portion of it with real proper garlic,
Speaker 2: and see if you can taste the difference.
Speaker 7: I'll be able to even smell the difference.
Speaker 2: And then Sha and van By, you won't garlic?
Speaker 1: Why would Christian? You need to solve this with the
Speaker 1: taste tests.
Speaker 2: Make something with fresh gardict that make it with guard
Speaker 2: It from a jart rear will not be to tell
Speaker 2: the difference. I need to get a hold of Chef Ramsey.
Speaker 2: We need to reach out to the actual chef community. Actually,
Speaker 2: don't ask him. I can guess the spray, okay, anyone
Speaker 2: other than that, ask them, okay where they stand, or
Speaker 2: even just chefs listening to the show right now, garlic
Speaker 2: out the chart? Is there any real taste difference? Gianna
Speaker 2: used to the same brand as me. Okay, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's happened in the last two weeks.
Speaker 1: We can now receive pictures on the text.
Speaker 2: From listeners nervous about what I mean.
Speaker 1: Let's just keep but your favorite brand of chop garlic.
Speaker 2: That's not a euphemism, all right, So I want to know,
Speaker 2: now what is in your poll room? This is a
Speaker 2: very uniquely Australian thing and phrase, you know, put that
Speaker 2: in the pull room, Patsy, what's in your pull room?
Speaker 12: Well?
Speaker 5: The love God.
Speaker 6: I don't have anything because I like to think I'm
Speaker 6: a little bit classier than that. But my husband has
Speaker 6: got these two figurines. People listeners will remember it. I
Speaker 6: think it was a bb emotion in the two thousands
Speaker 6: and it was like figurines of Boonie, David Boone and
Speaker 6: Ian Botham and they've got batteries in them and you
Speaker 6: he still got them? Yeah, yeah, we I was going
Speaker 6: to roadshow.
Speaker 2: I just look at the bottom in Queensland.
Speaker 1: This is about one.
Speaker 7: Australian me collectors.
Speaker 5: Items make mark my weird. So when you would watch.
Speaker 1: The Cricket Live is going straight?
Speaker 6: When you watch the Cricket Live, you put him next
Speaker 6: to the telly and when someone's out or whatever, they
Speaker 6: would have a phrase that have like I don't know,
Speaker 6: four or five different phrases.
Speaker 7: What it is like how za? Yeah, I remember it.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people listening also have still got those? Yeah.
Speaker 8: I saw it on Facebook Marketplace and place algorithm is
Speaker 8: insane and recently I got I got thinking about twenty
Speaker 8: five dollar to get the pair of Boonie and both
Speaker 8: of them.
Speaker 1: Ye, what's in your pool room? Oh?
Speaker 9: Look, for some reason, a lot of sporting greats put
Speaker 9: out tawny Port commemorative ports.
Speaker 1: So I've got one from Peter Sterling.
Speaker 9: It's so weird, it's it's so random, Sir Peter Sterling
Speaker 9: regularly great. I have an equivalent, like Gary Bucanaro said
Speaker 9: of Greg Williams, Superstar of the eighties, and it's this,
Speaker 9: this tawny port. Dennis Dell's got a Twny Port commemorative
Speaker 9: one as well. I don't know why they did that,
Speaker 9: but they did.
Speaker 2: Do you know when the show turns eight years old
Speaker 2: on June the fourth, maybe we should have a port
Speaker 2: to celebrate. How do you even go out organizing such
Speaker 2: a thing. We need to find out. We've got a
Speaker 2: couple of months ahead of us now. A commemorative port.
Speaker 5: Be a local winery that could help us out.
Speaker 1: So many around Australia.
Speaker 4: Who are Christian O'Connell show podcast?
Speaker 1: What is in your poll room? Oh?
Speaker 2: And good morning, Tooder just sent me a beautiful photo
Speaker 2: snap this morning. Up on the Gold Coast, stunning rainbow.
Speaker 2: All that refraction, reflection, refraction, double light penetration happening right there.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing. Janew Christian.
Speaker 2: I've got a bright red Bob Hawk drink dispenser in
Speaker 2: my pull room aka office at home. His head is
Speaker 2: the container for the drink you sent me. The attached
Speaker 2: photo that is a thing of beauty. Here, got it
Speaker 2: for my twenty first birthday. Only contains soft drinks when used.
Speaker 1: Sure question.
Speaker 2: In my poor room, I have a cabinet full of
Speaker 2: memorabilia from the David Bow movie Labyrinth, with a photo
Speaker 2: signed by the man himself and Jennifer Connelly. There some jess.
Speaker 2: This is an incredible one from Marcel Christian. I've got
Speaker 2: the brass sign from the Ritz Carton Hotel in Double Bay.
Speaker 2: It's where Michael Hutchins died. I did the refurbishment and
Speaker 2: they let me keep it as a memento Christian in
Speaker 2: my pool room. Sporting photos Arsenal soccer legend ian wright
Speaker 2: Michael Roach's famous mark for Richmond Viva Richard's Arsenal team
Speaker 2: photo Bazzani from When They Are Really Crap in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Why is that.
Speaker 2: Natsie's got Harley Davidson clock that sits inside a break
Speaker 2: disc signed by the V eight Kenny Brothers team from
Speaker 2: around twenty eleven. Christian, my husband has this Superman collection
Speaker 2: in the pool room. Christian, do not worry about the
Speaker 2: garlic snobs this morning coming for you?
Speaker 1: You do you? Mate? You do that sort thing?
Speaker 2: My wife and her girdly friends say that a lot,
Speaker 2: did you when they've had like four percent?
Speaker 1: Goes?
Speaker 4: You do you?
Speaker 1: Shall?
Speaker 7: You do you?
Speaker 2: I use garlic out of the jar all the time. Rey,
Speaker 2: you and the others have got too much time on
Speaker 2: the hands to bill garlic.
Speaker 1: I'm here for your mate.
Speaker 2: You do you, Santo, Christian, put some respect on its name.
Speaker 2: What you're talking about is called jarlick Oh Grasp's Grange.
Speaker 1: Now we have a.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, I have a very proud jar of garlic in
Speaker 2: my poor room. Martin, I'd love to see that beautiful
Speaker 2: worth her fortune collector's items. You to come Antiques roadshow,
Speaker 2: make it back to this country. Be sure to take
Speaker 2: that along to a town hall near you. So make
Speaker 2: sure it's in short as well. Actually all right, second
Speaker 2: week on you couldn't make it up. This is our
Speaker 2: search for the wildest story that is out there. You've
Speaker 2: got a wild story. We are looking for it, recording it.
Speaker 2: You couldn't make it up. Five thousand dollars. Since we
Speaker 2: hear the story, I'll just give you the money.
Speaker 1: We've got some great ones.
Speaker 2: At the moment, Christine had her worked in a shop,
Speaker 2: had the stereo stolen returned by the thief. He sent
Speaker 2: it back, paid someone to send it back in a taxi. Kevin,
Speaker 2: I can't. I don't even summarize this. It needs to
Speaker 2: be told by the great man himself. We got this Friday.
Speaker 2: It was something else.
Speaker 4: Made of mine.
Speaker 10: His gutters were full of leaves, so he threw a
Speaker 10: rope up and over the house, through the pagola and
Speaker 10: inside it to his wife's car because she was away,
Speaker 10: flowered himself down, tied the rope around his waist, and
Speaker 10: was cleaning out the gar Then he felt himself sliding
Speaker 10: up the roof. His wife had come home and was
Speaker 10: going to go to the shop, drove and dragged him
Speaker 10: up over the roof, ripped the pagola down. He landed
Speaker 10: on the driveway and tried to get to his feet
Speaker 10: to chase it down the drive way.
Speaker 12: The biggest injury he's had was.
Speaker 10: All holes in his bum from the roofscrews as he
Speaker 10: was slid up the roof.
Speaker 2: So mister Bean couldn't have orchestreets at a comedic moment
Speaker 2: like that, Oh we can.
Speaker 1: I kept thinking about that scene. Just incredible.
Speaker 2: Jess also hand this amazing story for you. Couldn't make
Speaker 2: it up.
Speaker 3: I gave birth to my second son in the car
Speaker 3: while my husband was driving. As we got to the
Speaker 3: end of the street, his head crowned. I said to
Speaker 3: USand we're not going to make it. Then, yeah, ten
Speaker 3: seconds later his head was out. Another ten seconds later
Speaker 3: I just kind of grabbed him put him up onto
Speaker 3: my chest.
Speaker 1: Incredible scenes. All right.
Speaker 2: Now, this story I wasn't going to share on air,
Speaker 2: but producer Tina begged me, begged me before today's show
Speaker 2: to do the sunglasses and the fish story on air.
Speaker 2: Tina listened. Maybe I was wrong. I think the story
Speaker 2: needs to be aired. It's one for the pull room.
Speaker 2: Peter Christiana's fishing with my friend. We came out of
Speaker 2: Late mcquarie. My friend called a flathead and when I
Speaker 2: was using the land and now I dropped it and
Speaker 2: it was floating away. My friend jumped in to retrieve it,
Speaker 2: but he had his sunglasses on. He lost them in
Speaker 2: the water. We went back to fishing. The next fish
Speaker 2: he caught had the sunglasses.
Speaker 1: His sunglasses on its heads. No, what a story.
Speaker 2: Story now, it almost never made it on air with Tina.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, madness, what a.
Speaker 7: Story he's.
Speaker 1: I mean? George is a classic movie, but kind of
Speaker 1: a pair of son Roy Schneider's. Yes, Sonny's on there.
Speaker 1: What a story? You couldn't make it up?
Speaker 2: Christian Christian About forty years ago, I was working on
Speaker 2: a construction site. One lunch break ordered calamari and chips.
Speaker 2: Already he realized his hang on a minute on the
Speaker 2: front page. We then went to the park to eat
Speaker 2: my lunch, but couldn't he everything can fed the leftovers
Speaker 2: to the seagulls. One particular bird got a piece of calamari,
Speaker 2: shook it violently, and the calamari flew into the air
Speaker 2: about meter, then came straight back over the seagull's neck,
Speaker 2: wearing it like a necklace, and then got chased by
Speaker 2: three other seagulls as he was trying to get a
Speaker 2: lot of flying away and getting chased.
Speaker 8: Go ahead, poor seagull, he's a great But are they
Speaker 8: five grand?
Speaker 1: The seagull have.
Speaker 7: To justify that one to the company.
Speaker 2: Now this is this is this is some story christ
Speaker 2: And my sister was having her two yearly mammograms. She
Speaker 2: was in the room with the lady little scan and
Speaker 2: had her breast was in the machine and when they
Speaker 2: squeeze your boob tightly while she was getting the scan,
Speaker 2: the lady operating this tripped on her fell and broke
Speaker 2: her ankle a compound fracture.
Speaker 1: So my sister has a boob trapped.
Speaker 2: In the machine and the lady can't reach the button
Speaker 2: to release her as she's rolling around the floor in pain,
Speaker 2: and my sister couldn't get out to help. They were
Speaker 2: both screaming for help until eventually a little man came
Speaker 2: in to save the day, help the lady on the
Speaker 2: floor and also really release my sister's boob.
Speaker 1: Now that's that's a contender, all right.
Speaker 2: So if you've got a wild story, this show is
Speaker 2: on the search for all this week five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: We'll go to the person that tells us the wildest
Speaker 2: story for you couldn't make it up. We're taking your
Speaker 2: calls now. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Rod sayers, it's got a story for us for you
Speaker 2: couldn't make it up, Christian. Here we goes boarding a
Speaker 2: flight from Johanna's Burning to London in the nineties. While
Speaker 2: sitting in the plane at the boarding gate, announcement comes
Speaker 2: over the PA system. If missus Kay is on board,
Speaker 2: would she please make herself known to a flight attendant.
Speaker 2: A few minutes past repeat announcement, if missus Kay is
Speaker 2: on board, please make yourself known to the flight attendant.
Speaker 2: A few more minutes, another announcement about missus Kay. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have to wait on board where we have a
Speaker 2: buggege luggage all unloaded. Thank your patience. After a ten
Speaker 2: minute delay, announcement was that we are cleared for departure.
Speaker 2: Five minutes after leveling up in the icy he smoked
Speaker 2: like loads of it coming out of an overhead locker
Speaker 2: and immediately think of missus Kay, So call the nearest
Speaker 2: flight attendant. I believe it's to the fact that she
Speaker 2: must have skipped keeping calm in the face of possible
Speaker 2: disaster one on one she screamed shit.
Speaker 7: He stayed calm.
Speaker 1: She screamed shit.
Speaker 2: I thought, well, it's been a good life so far.
Speaker 2: I kissed my wife goodbye, closed my eyes and laid
Speaker 2: back and thought of never making it to Britain. Fortunately,
Speaker 2: flight attendant regained. A composer called for the on bold
Speaker 2: engineer who looked at the locker and said, oh so mate, it's.
Speaker 1: This con.
Speaker 7: Question.
Speaker 2: We never found out what happened to missus. Kay, that's
Speaker 2: up there with the klamari. Put it in the poor uom.
Speaker 2: This is the end condensation, make water drop. That's it's
Speaker 2: a fraction coming in and through the light like a lolly.
Speaker 2: To calm down, sir. Rob's on the line now, Rob
Speaker 2: joins us.
Speaker 12: Coome morning, Rob, how are you Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm good Rob, welcome to the show. Thank you, and
Speaker 2: what's your story for us?
Speaker 1: She couldn't make it up.
Speaker 12: Ah. I was back in the late sixties. I was
Speaker 12: a young kid and living up at Orange and one
Speaker 12: morning that the dog was at the front window. Oh, Bart,
Speaker 12: and it's head off. And we went and had a
Speaker 12: look and there's three elephants drinking out of the front
Speaker 12: front tap. So my mum rang the police and they said,
Speaker 12: oh yeah, okay, what's police arrest? And eventually they get
Speaker 12: there and by that time the people from the circus,
Speaker 12: they'd run away from the circus. They come and got
Speaker 12: the elephants because they never came and paid the excess
Speaker 12: water bill.
Speaker 2: Others a lot in those trucks. Rob, great story. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for sharing me. Noes Marika, good morning.
Speaker 13: Oh him, my name's Marika. How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good and very good. Welcome to the show. What
Speaker 2: is your story for? You couldn't make it up?
Speaker 13: Well, I'm only sharing it because I have a chance
Speaker 13: to win some money, because it's really bad. Once I
Speaker 13: was backpacking in my teenage and I was in Europe
Speaker 13: and visited Moscow with my cousins and one of them
Speaker 13: to just said, they let's go to this underground color
Speaker 13: you know club. So we went to this underground club
Speaker 13: which is supposed to be really cool and hip, and
Speaker 13: when we walked in, there was all these televisions like
Speaker 13: around the club of like semiclad and underwear wearing men
Speaker 13: and women, and I thought, okay, that's a bit weird,
Speaker 13: that's a bit Russian. Yeah, So a little while later
Speaker 13: I went to the bathroom and when I was sitting
Speaker 13: in the store, I was looking and I noticed that
Speaker 13: there's two flushes. There was one flush that just said
Speaker 13: normal flush, and there was the other flush that said
Speaker 13: extreme flush. And I was like, what's extreme flush? I'm
Speaker 13: going to have to press this and I pressed it
Speaker 13: and nothing happened, and so I was like, Okay, that's weird.
Speaker 13: And I went downstairs and the whole entire bar was
Speaker 13: looking at me, and I was like, what I must
Speaker 13: be loo really good tonight. And then I looked up
Speaker 13: and there was me on the toilets. On every screen
Speaker 13: in the entire bar, you could see everything.
Speaker 7: So bad is an extreme flash?
Speaker 1: My lord? Extreme flash?
Speaker 2: That's maybe misread it, you know mostco lettering, I don't know,
Speaker 2: Russian critic, classic Russian rush.
Speaker 13: What well, yeah, so that's it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, you wouldn't make that up. You shouldn't. What a
Speaker 2: crazy story, Marik, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Looking a few incredible stories. You couldn't make it up?
Speaker 2: What do we think of this one? It's only a
Speaker 2: couple of lines. It's just the casualness of this, like
Speaker 2: it's oh yeah, that's yes, happened a lot. Here this
Speaker 2: one Christian. My mum fell out of a window on
Speaker 2: a Here. She fell out of a window. The second
Speaker 2: floor window in her house was on a hill. Our
Speaker 2: uncle happened to be walking below and caught her.
Speaker 1: Come on, no he's not.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, tell you why five k
Speaker 2: five thousand reasons to lie never happened. Oh what are
Speaker 2: the odds, old uncle biddy Marie in my arms? No, sir, no, no, no. However,
Speaker 2: I have true crime story of the decade, Christian. Last
Speaker 2: week I caught the training Whilst waiting for the train
Speaker 2: to come, I noticed a man sitting on the platform
Speaker 2: with a bag of fish and chips. He wasn't really
Speaker 2: eating them, He's just sort of letting them air. It
Speaker 2: started to tract seagulls, as you can imagine, it began
Speaker 2: to circle him on the platform. Instead of shimming the
Speaker 2: birds away, the man offered them a few chips he
Speaker 2: tossed one foot away, just s from him. He was
Speaker 2: beckoning them to him to come close. He kept doing this,
Speaker 2: eking the chips out slowly intil there's a big group
Speaker 2: of seagulls in front of them. I'm talking fifteen or
Speaker 2: twenty A tiny army of seagulls. He'd throw them a
Speaker 2: chip every now and then, just enough to keep them interested,
Speaker 2: but not enough to satiate them. It was frustrating. They
Speaker 2: were getting angry, attacking each other, squawking. It was like
Speaker 2: he was rearing them up for something. Then the train come,
Speaker 2: everyone got on. The man stayed on the ground with
Speaker 2: the chips. The train was about to leave, and then
Speaker 2: it happened Christian. Right before the doors closed, the man
Speaker 2: threw the entire bag of chips into the train. The
Speaker 2: entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. The doors closed
Speaker 2: inside the train pandemonium.
Speaker 7: That is diabolical.
Speaker 1: True crime story of the dead out.
Speaker 7: That is literally like the Junker.
Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be so angry screaming can be screaming?
Speaker 1: Can it?
Speaker 2: We're all there, aren't We can imagine the scenes. Keep
Speaker 2: you mind your own business. And suddenly some terrorist trucks
Speaker 2: a bag of chips, Chucks piffs, a bag of chips
Speaker 2: in there follow us swarm of angry seagulls now flapping
Speaker 2: their enormous wings.
Speaker 7: It's like Steve Iwin's evil twin.
Speaker 2: All right, go wow, Chris, Thank you very much for
Speaker 2: sharing that story. All right, we got the latest news
Speaker 2: and sport, and then we've got the brand new time
Speaker 2: waster for now until tomorrow. You can still email me
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Speaker 1: Pandemonium has waited for us.
Speaker 2: There like a man throwing a bag of chips and
Speaker 2: twenty seagulls into a train carriage. Got a story all right,
Speaker 2: Time for today's time waster. Today we're asking to make
Speaker 2: a movie Australian. Next month. Harry and Meghan are coming
Speaker 2: back to Australia.
Speaker 1: Prince Harry, Meghan, the.
Speaker 2: Duke and Duchess or Sussex confirm their visit Australia at
Speaker 2: mid April, making the first trip back in seven years.
Speaker 2: Private business engagements, Now, team, let's get.
Speaker 1: Harry on the show. When Harry met Christian how him?
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for him all these years.
Speaker 2: Partner of Advance, refer to me as a frontier broadcaster.
Speaker 1: If you can hear my words.
Speaker 2: Back home in England, I have Harry here can you
Speaker 2: hear me London, get Harry when Harry met Christian like it?
Speaker 2: Do you know what if you looked at them, they're
Speaker 2: not doing a single thing. They're just sort of sat there.
Speaker 2: Do you want to start getting a pen out? Get
Speaker 2: on the phone, get the rollerdeckx out? Have you ever
Speaker 2: had a royal on the show until mid April this year?
Speaker 1: Rio? When Harry met you get it? It's good? All right?
Speaker 2: Make a movie Australian The Silence of the Lamington Gold.
Speaker 1: The immune strikes back. Still it beat you in a war? Okay,
Speaker 1: that strikes back fear. We love the movie.
Speaker 2: You've got Mail right, Oh my god, this trading version
Speaker 2: of that. You've got Mana, you've got.
Speaker 1: What about the four X files? Gold Aliens drinking great beer? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Palmer of.
Speaker 2: The Opera, of the opera is here. If that wasn't
Speaker 2: austraighty musical, that would that would sell out.
Speaker 1: Better than anything Broadway could come up with.
Speaker 2: Come on, Andrew Lloyd, where we get that typewriter out
Speaker 2: mane and make the musical looked much?
Speaker 1: He does?
Speaker 2: He cracks someone out of the little Olivetti Ada mansion.
Speaker 1: All right, real, what have you got to make a movie?
Speaker 2: Australian Honey, I shrunk the kidman's Oh that's very good.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 7: Plus yeah, Nana Land, that's also gold.
Speaker 8: Diding go unchained silver and broke out back mountain.
Speaker 1: That's another goal. Good ones today. All right, what have
Speaker 1: you got them? Make a movie?
Speaker 2: Australian textam in four seven five three one O four three.
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow On the show, what are the artswery about? Your
Speaker 2: stories of coincidence and chance? Also you could claim it
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Speaker 2: you couldn't make it up.
Speaker 1: Natalie has got a contend to hear.
Speaker 2: She thinks, Christian, this is my favorite story all time
Speaker 2: and happened to my brother a few years ago. He
Speaker 2: was in the d He was in the dentist's chair
Speaker 2: getting a crown put in and the dentists accidentally dropped
Speaker 2: the crown as you're trying to attach your After search
Speaker 2: of it, they realized it must have disappeared down my
Speaker 2: brother's throat. At the dentist insistence, my brother was instructed
Speaker 2: to search his own xcment over the next couple of
Speaker 2: days to get it, because said these crowns were expensive
Speaker 2: and now they're thousands. Was about four days of searching
Speaker 2: through his own My brother gave up. I'm not doing
Speaker 2: this anymore, I thought, But lomb behold on the fifth day,
Speaker 2: it's also something like the Bible.
Speaker 1: On the fifth day, there it was.
Speaker 2: My brother retrieved it, returned it to the dentist, where
Speaker 2: the dentists cleaned it thoroughly.
Speaker 7: No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 2: He did put it back in my brother's Christian. The
Speaker 2: best part of the story it didn't end up charging him.
Speaker 2: He got the crown for free. You think so too,
Speaker 2: You'd think so too, Natalie. Great story though, All right,
Speaker 2: time way today make a movie. Australian Prince Harry and
Speaker 2: Meghan are coming back to Australian Prince Harry will be
Speaker 2: on this show guaranteed.
Speaker 1: Just go, he's going to saw that.
Speaker 2: The mere formalities given. Just telling your friends he's coming on.
Speaker 2: Driving Miss Daisy down to Kasher Cans in a silver.
Speaker 1: Yes, Snaggenheimer silver plus.
Speaker 2: Today's time we're making a movie Australian poker quantas.
Speaker 1: Oh god, now that's more like it.
Speaker 2: What done Joe King Thong silver Puss, I'm Richard, no
Speaker 2: country for old mate.
Speaker 1: Silver dastong Bo. That's very good.
Speaker 2: Darren Gunning, well done, Donny Drongo, I love the fresh Stronger.
Speaker 1: Danny Powell, well done.
Speaker 2: Scott's got Bogan the Barbarian.
Speaker 1: Silva Scott, that should have win the gold. Harry Potter and.
Speaker 2: The philippoosas Stone, not Philoso the Stone, the Philippoosas come
Speaker 2: on the gotta.
Speaker 1: Win a gold. Anthony, well done. That is very good.
Speaker 1: Harry Potters on the philipoosas Stone. Four and twenty Weddings
Speaker 1: and a Funeral Silver, The VB Movie Silver, and he
Speaker 1: gett you goon. Wow, we want a reference for that
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Speaker 1: confuse right now? Silver plus and then go and have
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Speaker 2: What does it find you but an he gets your goon?
Speaker 2: Bogan's run Gold, Bob work down, Ip the great Man, Yes,
Speaker 2: Ricky Well, the hills Hoist have eyes, Oh, Silver, The
Speaker 2: Legend of Basavants Gold, twenty thousand Rugby Leagues under the
Speaker 2: Sea Silver plus. Kerry Kiribilly Elliott, that's gold. Very good, Joel,
Speaker 2: that is very good. Kiribilly Elliott. Karen Brockovich went over
Speaker 2: my head oh, he's very good. I had to read
Speaker 2: it a couple of times so that it's so king.
Speaker 2: That's very smart. Palmageddon silver plus, Citizen Shane Gold Weekend at.
Speaker 1: Russell Koit's bronze, Albanezi Rider. I read it up.
Speaker 7: It's good, Alba, thank you.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should not doing prank calls. This elbow brustol
Speaker 2: vegjam tea silver bar. All right, who is the winner today?
Speaker 2: Farm make a movie Australium.
Speaker 8: It's got to be Harry Potter and the philippousas Stone.
Speaker 2: Definitely well done, Anthony with an h. I'm off to
Speaker 2: buy some more chup garlic in a jar. Today we
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