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Speaker 5: Good morning, Patsy, morning everyone.

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Speaker 1: Good morning Alex morning, and good morning Ria, good morning.

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Speaker 2: Well, we were at wedding of the century on Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: Our producer Caitlin got married to her girlfriend and it

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Speaker 2: was a celebration of unity, love and joy, an incredible

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Speaker 2: And Dad's speech made every every guy cry in the room.

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Speaker 2: I need to talk about the scene when we arrive though,

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Speaker 2: never been to a wedding reception where there's a Q.

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Speaker 1: The street for what me.

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Speaker 2: And Patsy and my daughter Ruby and Chris, the love

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Speaker 2: People were doing a double take like they knockos.

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Speaker 1: Mission you're a gun, bust someone up.

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Speaker 5: You're a giveaway when you say very noisy.

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Speaker 1: Too noisy.

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Speaker 2: And then I saw two idiots on the turntables. Guys,

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Speaker 1: You will listen Fred again, You're not okay, just stick on,

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Speaker 2: We go to the corner's cue at the wedding reception

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Speaker 2: a free drink. For those who just turned up. You

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Speaker 6: I only won, though, only one for the person who

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Speaker 7: You got to share that time.

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Speaker 7: But he clearly hadn't been worded up when his entrance was.

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Speaker 1: It's not a big anxious if you're coming out the

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Speaker 8: He just he was just standing there and the music

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Speaker 1: And then what's that one song?

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Speaker 2: Because I've seen this movie before, you know where they

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Speaker 2: have the saxophone guy? What's that song that it was

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Speaker 2: I heard it at least twice. I was like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: Is he going to get through?

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Speaker 7: He was inserting himself into as many songs as he

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Speaker 1: Yes, hell with live saxophone.

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Speaker 2: How did you start the week yesterday? Would you say

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Speaker 2: you're a Monday winter a loser?

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Speaker 1: Text me tell me why? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Four seven five three one o four three. I would

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Speaker 2: say I'm definitely a Monday loser. My credit card got cloned. Oh,

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Speaker 2: Sarah God, these fiends in my shoe size as well.

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Speaker 1: They're trying to clone me, they're buying my clothes.

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Speaker 2: Not angry emailing you and watch anymore your favorite TV

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Speaker 2: this morning, there's one an alert on my phone.

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Speaker 1: How to quickly deal with it with this is the

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Speaker 8: Amazing? They know as well when your card's going to expire.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Patsy, you are.

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Speaker 2: By the way, the song we were trying to guess

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Speaker 1: This is it.

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Speaker 9: It's a modern body songs this all the time. Loved it.

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Speaker 1: This was huge, so many memories of this.

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Speaker 2: So Saturday night this got played at least three times

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Speaker 1: It came round a lot. Do you hear it once?

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Speaker 1: It's fun, you know the saxophone guy. Also, how tight

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Speaker 7: Hard hard not to had them junk in the trunk

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Speaker 2: Monday winner or loser.

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Speaker 5: Definitely a Monday winner.

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Speaker 6: Yesterday I was out in the backyard and I heard

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Speaker 6: And it was mister Whippy And I haven't had him

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Speaker 5: We got talking to him and I.

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Speaker 6: He's just bought this fan and he's about our ages

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 6: Have you done this for long? And he said, you know,

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Speaker 1: the world of lockdown.

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Speaker 2: People were pivoting making sour dough bread and learning the ukuleley.

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Speaker 1: But what a great pivot.

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Speaker 2: Go from a spraying car and suddenly where do you

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Speaker 5: I know, so I don't know, but he's got this.

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Speaker 6: It's an old Evan but he had it all spruced

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Speaker 1: It was a immaculate don't oh, it was shiny.

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Speaker 7: I think it's a very seasonal business.

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Speaker 7: It was impressive. I've never seen anything quite like it.

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Speaker 2: When it gets like that, there's many more questions ago,

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Speaker 8: Now, I don't know what any of these words mean,

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't have a clue. I heard people say it.

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Speaker 1: What would you say reflection?

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Speaker 7: Wavelengths of light?

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Speaker 2: What is that stored in the electromagnetic rays of the

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Speaker 7: Got it?

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Speaker 2: I felt like I want to ask this dad some

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Speaker 2: I had no idea that Harry and Meghan are coming

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Speaker 5: Is he still a duke?

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Speaker 7: He's a duke.

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Speaker 1: Cool, all right?

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Speaker 2: A rainbow is formed when sunlight shines through water droplets

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Speaker 2: What's break it down to us? As if with five

450
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Speaker 2: year olds ten year olds is too complex? Here is

451
00:20:51,005 --> 00:20:53,685
Speaker 2: the step by step process. One of them team came

452
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Speaker 2: in said, here's the layman's version of this one. This

453
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Speaker 2: is not the layman's version.

454
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Speaker 5: This is PhD we need like Toddler's version.

455
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Speaker 2: Yes, how would they cover this on bluey and then

456
00:21:04,005 --> 00:21:09,085
Speaker 2: half that again? Here's his step by set pro In

457
00:21:09,205 --> 00:21:12,845
Speaker 2: simpler terms, sunlight hits a droplet. Imagine a single rain

458
00:21:12,925 --> 00:21:15,605
Speaker 2: drop in the sky. When sunlight, which is white light.

459
00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:19,045
Speaker 2: Didn't know that, enters this drop, it slows down and bends.

460
00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:23,365
Speaker 2: That is refraction. Light breaks into colors. Because white light

461
00:21:23,445 --> 00:21:25,605
Speaker 2: is actually made up of all the colors of the rainbow.

462
00:21:25,845 --> 00:21:28,645
Speaker 2: The different colors bend at slightly different angles cause them

463
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Speaker 2: to separate. This is called dispersion. So do you know

464
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Speaker 2: that white light it is containing of other.

465
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Speaker 7: I didn't, but that's fascinating.

466
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Speaker 1: The light bounces. The light reflects off the back of

467
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Speaker 1: the rain drop.

468
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:45,125
Speaker 2: It travels back toward the front. Now come on, light

469
00:21:45,205 --> 00:21:48,205
Speaker 2: exits and bends again. As the light leaves the rain drop,

470
00:21:48,245 --> 00:21:51,485
Speaker 2: it bends refracts one more time, spreading the colors out further,

471
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Speaker 2: making them visible to the eye. It's a three piece

472
00:21:53,925 --> 00:21:59,125
Speaker 2: combo refraction, reflection, and another refraction. I'm further away from

473
00:21:59,245 --> 00:22:02,645
Speaker 2: understanding this now there's nothing but more confusion. I don't

474
00:22:02,685 --> 00:22:05,085
Speaker 2: think I can relax enough now to do today's show.

475
00:22:05,125 --> 00:22:06,765
Speaker 2: I mean a world of bewilderment.

476
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Speaker 4: Kristin show podcast.

477
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Speaker 2: Question rainbow fat This comes from Dwayne. If you put

478
00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:16,965
Speaker 2: each color of the rainbow on a fan, you turn

479
00:22:17,005 --> 00:22:19,725
Speaker 2: the fan on, the fan will turn into white. It

480
00:22:19,765 --> 00:22:24,485
Speaker 2: goes back to its original component. It returns to white light.

481
00:22:25,725 --> 00:22:28,085
Speaker 2: My mind is blown right now with this whole rainbow chat,

482
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,445
Speaker 2: and people are tuning in right now, going, wow, where

483
00:22:30,485 --> 00:22:33,485
Speaker 2: you've missed some big rainbow talk in the last twenty

484
00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:35,885
Speaker 2: five minutes. You need to get up earlier and turn

485
00:22:35,925 --> 00:22:38,445
Speaker 2: this guy our radio station on a lot earlier. All right,

486
00:22:38,445 --> 00:22:39,925
Speaker 2: if you choose on the show, we ask you about

487
00:22:39,965 --> 00:22:42,165
Speaker 2: the small thing that drives you mad, things that make

488
00:22:42,205 --> 00:22:44,005
Speaker 2: you go gur patsy, what's it for you?

489
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Speaker 6: Let me start with the love God. My husband he

490
00:22:46,925 --> 00:22:50,885
Speaker 6: made pizzas which was nice over the weekend, and we

491
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Speaker 6: had one of those pizza stones that make the base

492
00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:56,325
Speaker 6: all lovely and crispy. Anyway, we can't find it, so

493
00:22:56,405 --> 00:22:59,925
Speaker 6: he thought he would just put it on a normal dinner.

494
00:22:59,645 --> 00:23:03,965
Speaker 1: Plate and into a hot oven, into.

495
00:23:03,725 --> 00:23:08,565
Speaker 6: The oven, and then I said to him, at one point,

496
00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:10,165
Speaker 6: I think the pizzas will be ready.

497
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Speaker 2: You know you just you working at the pit stops

498
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Speaker 2: team at the weekend.

499
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Speaker 6: And he opens it and he goes, oh, the dinner

500
00:23:17,205 --> 00:23:18,605
Speaker 6: plates broken.

501
00:23:18,645 --> 00:23:20,085
Speaker 5: I said, did you put on a dinner plate?

502
00:23:20,325 --> 00:23:21,405
Speaker 1: Refractions happened here?

503
00:23:22,005 --> 00:23:25,085
Speaker 5: Yes, he said, And I said, well it's not oven proof.

504
00:23:25,165 --> 00:23:27,645
Speaker 5: Look at the Jamie the dinner set.

505
00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:34,645
Speaker 1: Oh, no good stuff. When the vicar comes around or

506
00:23:34,725 --> 00:23:35,405
Speaker 1: Harry and.

507
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Speaker 6: Megan, oh, And he goes, well, that's no good if

508
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:44,125
Speaker 6: it's not. And I said, so there was no pizza.

509
00:23:44,805 --> 00:23:48,285
Speaker 6: We are yet another plate down. We've got like three

510
00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:51,245
Speaker 6: dinner plates left because we keep busting them like our

511
00:23:51,285 --> 00:23:56,645
Speaker 6: wine classes jeers, and we ended up just dialing ubering

512
00:23:56,685 --> 00:24:00,805
Speaker 6: pizza anyway, So you know, like read.

513
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Speaker 1: The bat reckon. He knew what he was doing. He's

514
00:24:04,405 --> 00:24:05,245
Speaker 1: outplate you there.

515
00:24:05,565 --> 00:24:10,485
Speaker 2: He knew make pizza always tastes so much better when

516
00:24:10,485 --> 00:24:11,485
Speaker 2: you make it at home.

517
00:24:11,885 --> 00:24:15,885
Speaker 5: Franked it up to two hundred. It's splitting about eight pieces.

518
00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:17,485
Speaker 7: It's actually so dangerous.

519
00:24:18,125 --> 00:24:23,125
Speaker 1: Fly up, real. What's the thing to make you good cooking?

520
00:24:23,205 --> 00:24:25,005
Speaker 7: You always got to cook with onion and garlic.

521
00:24:25,045 --> 00:24:26,885
Speaker 8: But it does my head in And I don't know

522
00:24:26,925 --> 00:24:30,005
Speaker 8: why we haven't genetically modified it in some way When

523
00:24:30,005 --> 00:24:33,925
Speaker 8: you have to peel that tiny like cellophane skin off

524
00:24:33,925 --> 00:24:38,525
Speaker 8: the onion and peeling garlic just drives me crazy every time.

525
00:24:38,605 --> 00:24:45,005
Speaker 1: Don't you buy the pre chop stuff? Is my wife

526
00:24:45,445 --> 00:24:49,165
Speaker 1: mad when open up that jar? Someone's done it for me?

527
00:24:49,325 --> 00:24:53,885
Speaker 8: No, that stuff is That.

528
00:24:57,845 --> 00:25:01,725
Speaker 1: Makes no difference. What are you a chef running a

529
00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:08,405
Speaker 1: restaurant that garlic? Thank you, factory.

530
00:25:08,005 --> 00:25:11,085
Speaker 2: Workers were chop Chop Chop Chop probably got special goggles

531
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Speaker 2: on chopping out for us at the onion equivalent of

532
00:25:14,525 --> 00:25:15,485
Speaker 2: the Wonka factory.

533
00:25:17,405 --> 00:25:20,685
Speaker 1: I love to chop onions up into pieces for us.

534
00:25:20,885 --> 00:25:24,845
Speaker 1: It's they cry for us. That's that's true. He's a

535
00:25:24,885 --> 00:25:25,485
Speaker 1: pre tears.

536
00:25:26,365 --> 00:25:29,165
Speaker 7: They're very like. It's got a weird flavored the two

537
00:25:29,245 --> 00:25:30,525
Speaker 7: Minston mushi.

538
00:25:31,205 --> 00:25:35,765
Speaker 1: Perfect than you can do it. You're wasting all that time.

539
00:25:35,845 --> 00:25:38,484
Speaker 7: It takes so long, and then to clean up for us.

540
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:41,765
Speaker 8: Well, yes, and I've tried all the TikTok hats where

541
00:25:41,765 --> 00:25:44,285
Speaker 8: you chuck it in a jar and shake shake shape.

542
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Speaker 11: Yes, none of them doesn't work. It doesn't Alex, what's

543
00:25:48,445 --> 00:25:50,685
Speaker 11: it for you? I got sucked into this the other day.

544
00:25:50,725 --> 00:25:53,885
Speaker 11: I went to the market and I bought new seasoned apples.

545
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Speaker 11: Are they're going to be fresh.

546
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Speaker 9: They're going to have that last nice beautiful apple sort

547
00:25:57,405 --> 00:25:58,685
Speaker 9: of sound when you bite into it.

548
00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:02,405
Speaker 1: But no, it was flowery. A flowery apple gets me.

549
00:26:02,725 --> 00:26:09,365
Speaker 2: So a flowery and the other one is powdery like meringue,

550
00:26:09,445 --> 00:26:15,405
Speaker 2: because because apple is something to behold. Christal acidity and

551
00:26:15,445 --> 00:26:20,085
Speaker 2: the crunch it's heartbreaking, like when you break the skin

552
00:26:20,165 --> 00:26:22,165
Speaker 2: of an apple. Yes, it needs to be like when

553
00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:22,885
Speaker 2: you tap on.

554
00:26:22,885 --> 00:26:23,725
Speaker 7: A c.

555
00:26:26,445 --> 00:26:27,565
Speaker 1: There's got to be a noise.

556
00:26:27,765 --> 00:26:31,005
Speaker 2: That's when the guy invented when he was like brainstorming crembula,

557
00:26:31,085 --> 00:26:33,205
Speaker 2: because there was a time in history where there no kremblays.

558
00:26:33,565 --> 00:26:36,045
Speaker 2: I feel so sorry for the people. What did you

559
00:26:36,085 --> 00:26:38,565
Speaker 2: do for dessert, mister cave Man?

560
00:26:38,605 --> 00:26:41,085
Speaker 1: What did you do? They were when they were designing

561
00:26:41,085 --> 00:26:41,765
Speaker 1: and product testing.

562
00:26:41,765 --> 00:26:44,365
Speaker 2: And it needs to feel like a Granny Smith when

563
00:26:44,405 --> 00:26:47,205
Speaker 2: you buy a pin and you break that skin, that's it.

564
00:26:47,325 --> 00:26:48,765
Speaker 1: That shatter, that's what I need.

565
00:26:49,325 --> 00:26:52,445
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast, What.

566
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Speaker 1: Small Things Change You Mad?

567
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Speaker 2: I also didn't know that we were broadcast into so

568
00:26:58,045 --> 00:27:02,685
Speaker 2: many garlic snobs. Oh I'm sorry Marco, Pierre Whites and

569
00:27:02,765 --> 00:27:09,325
Speaker 2: Michelle Roue. Yeah, judge me, I buy the jar pre

570
00:27:09,525 --> 00:27:12,645
Speaker 2: chop garlic so I can carry on with my best life.

571
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:16,765
Speaker 2: Two than choppy, choppy, chop chop chop, chop chop, wasting

572
00:27:16,765 --> 00:27:18,125
Speaker 2: an hour just peting the thing.

573
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,685
Speaker 7: It is a very dull process. It does take a

574
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,244
Speaker 7: very long time, but it's worth it. It's worth it.

575
00:27:24,365 --> 00:27:26,845
Speaker 7: How do you know, because I've used that garden, you're

576
00:27:26,885 --> 00:27:27,285
Speaker 7: not that.

577
00:27:27,685 --> 00:27:31,405
Speaker 2: I bet you're probably not that great chefs lovey good. No, no, no,

578
00:27:31,445 --> 00:27:33,365
Speaker 2: you would not be able to tell the difference between

579
00:27:33,805 --> 00:27:35,885
Speaker 2: pre chopped garlic out of the tube of the jar

580
00:27:36,285 --> 00:27:36,925
Speaker 2: and real thing.

581
00:27:37,045 --> 00:27:39,925
Speaker 7: Absolutely whether in your job.

582
00:27:40,725 --> 00:27:43,165
Speaker 1: There's the reason that stuff in the jar is brown. Yes,

583
00:27:43,725 --> 00:27:45,925
Speaker 1: so it's brown. Awful color brown.

584
00:27:45,965 --> 00:27:49,005
Speaker 2: It's the color of greatness. It's one of the underrated

585
00:27:49,085 --> 00:27:52,484
Speaker 2: colors of the rainbow. The way to make a rainbow

586
00:27:52,485 --> 00:27:53,685
Speaker 2: even more beautiful.

587
00:27:53,245 --> 00:27:57,125
Speaker 1: Had a wee bit of brown brown. No, no, no, no, no,

588
00:27:57,085 --> 00:28:00,845
Speaker 1: come to England that russet colored rainbow. You get there's

589
00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:02,045
Speaker 1: no goal at the end of those rain.

590
00:28:03,605 --> 00:28:07,645
Speaker 2: You Christian. Put garlic in the microwave for ten seconds.

591
00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:09,405
Speaker 2: It's eating out the skin.

592
00:28:10,685 --> 00:28:12,125
Speaker 1: Tell you what. It slides out the jar with the

593
00:28:12,165 --> 00:28:12,645
Speaker 1: tea booth.

594
00:28:13,045 --> 00:28:15,325
Speaker 2: Why don't you open that jar or the tube to

595
00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:18,965
Speaker 2: squeeze it in now one of our producers. You know,

596
00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:22,285
Speaker 2: I'm talking about Tina with five e's. He's a very

597
00:28:22,285 --> 00:28:25,685
Speaker 2: proud member, self identified of the War community. And she

598
00:28:25,805 --> 00:28:28,285
Speaker 2: came in gave him the chef's kiss. She said, war

599
00:28:28,325 --> 00:28:32,245
Speaker 2: community use chop garlic all the time. Christian, Okay, well, okay,

600
00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:35,605
Speaker 2: I did not understand that her mamma's mussaka isn't great.

601
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:38,325
Speaker 7: I think maybe it would be better with fresh guy.

602
00:28:38,445 --> 00:28:42,245
Speaker 2: Now, you do not want an international incidence with the

603
00:28:42,285 --> 00:28:43,005
Speaker 2: war community.

604
00:28:43,085 --> 00:28:45,045
Speaker 7: I did not know that they are pieces.

605
00:28:45,285 --> 00:28:46,885
Speaker 1: We are peacenicks here on this show.

606
00:28:46,885 --> 00:28:51,805
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, maybe I didn't realize Adventure into Shop Chop

607
00:28:51,925 --> 00:28:56,685
Speaker 2: Radio was about pre chopped garlic. Apparently it's too hot

608
00:28:56,725 --> 00:28:59,125
Speaker 2: to handle. Carl's own control the headline.

609
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:04,445
Speaker 1: Now the new Carla's in town is buying pre chopped garlic. Christian.

610
00:29:04,485 --> 00:29:07,285
Speaker 1: One drives me mad when people don't chop their own garlic.

611
00:29:08,565 --> 00:29:12,965
Speaker 1: How do you send this text five times to me? Woman? Christian?

612
00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:15,245
Speaker 1: What try? And people don't move on on the footpath.

613
00:29:16,325 --> 00:29:18,365
Speaker 2: There could be two or more people walking and they

614
00:29:18,405 --> 00:29:21,205
Speaker 2: all remain next to each other, walking in line. No,

615
00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:26,005
Speaker 2: that's wrong, Heather Santa has gone instill. One question that.

616
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,925
Speaker 2: I think it makes me go growers. When you bust

617
00:29:27,925 --> 00:29:30,125
Speaker 2: into go into the toilet for a number two, you

618
00:29:30,165 --> 00:29:33,445
Speaker 2: sit down and nothing happens. It's like your body is

619
00:29:33,485 --> 00:29:38,325
Speaker 2: taking the mickey. That's from Santo, thanks to sharing mate.

620
00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:43,165
Speaker 2: Not quite the spirit at all. That's all things will

621
00:29:43,205 --> 00:29:45,725
Speaker 2: make you girl when you this is from Natalie. When

622
00:29:45,765 --> 00:29:47,645
Speaker 2: you put up to the stop light and then you

623
00:29:47,645 --> 00:29:50,925
Speaker 2: come to a full stop, then the car in front

624
00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:55,165
Speaker 2: nudges up a bit, stop, I move up and then stop.

625
00:29:55,605 --> 00:29:57,845
Speaker 1: Then the car in front again. Who's up again?

626
00:29:58,245 --> 00:30:01,485
Speaker 2: Father, Love of Christ, Why Carl that? Just put up

627
00:30:01,685 --> 00:30:03,805
Speaker 2: behind the car in front of the correct distance and

628
00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:10,605
Speaker 2: just stop. Guys, just never know, never just that. Christian,

629
00:30:10,605 --> 00:30:16,205
Speaker 2: I'm with Rio on the garlic. Shame on me, shame shame, shame,

630
00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:18,845
Speaker 2: shame on you.

631
00:30:18,245 --> 00:30:20,885
Speaker 1: For buying all the jar stuff. That's a mandy, Mandy

632
00:30:21,005 --> 00:30:22,565
Speaker 1: that this is about the fifth one from you.

633
00:30:22,605 --> 00:30:25,965
Speaker 2: Now, Christian to pelled garlic. You tell me the wrong guy.

634
00:30:26,405 --> 00:30:28,365
Speaker 2: Someone's done it even easier for me and put it

635
00:30:28,365 --> 00:30:29,685
Speaker 2: in a jar. Bless them.

636
00:30:29,965 --> 00:30:33,205
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

637
00:30:33,685 --> 00:30:35,525
Speaker 1: Who Knew? Who Knew?

638
00:30:36,765 --> 00:30:42,165
Speaker 2: So many garlic snobs out there seem someone has come

639
00:30:42,245 --> 00:30:44,485
Speaker 2: up with a very good suggestion. I'm gonna make you

640
00:30:44,565 --> 00:30:50,245
Speaker 2: something a portion of it with garlic straight from the jar, yes,

641
00:30:50,365 --> 00:30:53,085
Speaker 2: and then a portion of it with real proper garlic,

642
00:30:53,605 --> 00:30:55,445
Speaker 2: and see if you can taste the difference.

643
00:30:55,485 --> 00:30:57,085
Speaker 7: I'll be able to even smell the difference.

644
00:30:57,725 --> 00:31:01,525
Speaker 2: And then Sha and van By, you won't garlic?

645
00:31:01,565 --> 00:31:03,805
Speaker 1: Why would Christian? You need to solve this with the

646
00:31:03,885 --> 00:31:04,405
Speaker 1: taste tests.

647
00:31:04,445 --> 00:31:06,245
Speaker 2: Make something with fresh gardict that make it with guard

648
00:31:06,285 --> 00:31:08,205
Speaker 2: It from a jart rear will not be to tell

649
00:31:08,245 --> 00:31:10,965
Speaker 2: the difference. I need to get a hold of Chef Ramsey.

650
00:31:11,685 --> 00:31:14,765
Speaker 2: We need to reach out to the actual chef community. Actually,

651
00:31:14,765 --> 00:31:17,965
Speaker 2: don't ask him. I can guess the spray, okay, anyone

652
00:31:18,005 --> 00:31:20,845
Speaker 2: other than that, ask them, okay where they stand, or

653
00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:24,645
Speaker 2: even just chefs listening to the show right now, garlic

654
00:31:24,725 --> 00:31:29,205
Speaker 2: out the chart? Is there any real taste difference? Gianna

655
00:31:29,325 --> 00:31:32,805
Speaker 2: used to the same brand as me. Okay, I don't

656
00:31:32,845 --> 00:31:34,565
Speaker 2: know what's happened in the last two weeks.

657
00:31:34,925 --> 00:31:38,605
Speaker 1: We can now receive pictures on the text.

658
00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:43,845
Speaker 2: From listeners nervous about what I mean.

659
00:31:44,205 --> 00:31:47,805
Speaker 1: Let's just keep but your favorite brand of chop garlic.

660
00:31:48,965 --> 00:31:51,485
Speaker 2: That's not a euphemism, all right, So I want to know,

661
00:31:51,565 --> 00:31:53,165
Speaker 2: now what is in your poll room? This is a

662
00:31:53,285 --> 00:31:56,005
Speaker 2: very uniquely Australian thing and phrase, you know, put that

663
00:31:56,085 --> 00:31:58,485
Speaker 2: in the pull room, Patsy, what's in your pull room?

664
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Speaker 12: Well?

665
00:31:58,765 --> 00:31:59,365
Speaker 5: The love God.

666
00:31:59,445 --> 00:32:01,245
Speaker 6: I don't have anything because I like to think I'm

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Speaker 6: a little bit classier than that. But my husband has

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Speaker 6: got these two figurines. People listeners will remember it. I

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Speaker 6: think it was a bb emotion in the two thousands

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Speaker 6: and it was like figurines of Boonie, David Boone and

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Speaker 6: Ian Botham and they've got batteries in them and you

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Speaker 6: he still got them? Yeah, yeah, we I was going

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Speaker 6: to roadshow.

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Speaker 2: I just look at the bottom in Queensland.

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Speaker 1: This is about one.

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Speaker 7: Australian me collectors.

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Speaker 5: Items make mark my weird. So when you would watch.

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Speaker 1: The Cricket Live is going straight?

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Speaker 6: When you watch the Cricket Live, you put him next

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Speaker 6: to the telly and when someone's out or whatever, they

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Speaker 6: would have a phrase that have like I don't know,

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Speaker 6: four or five different phrases.

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Speaker 7: What it is like how za? Yeah, I remember it.

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Speaker 7: It was.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wonder how many people listening also have still got those? Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I saw it on Facebook Marketplace and place algorithm is

688
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Speaker 8: insane and recently I got I got thinking about twenty

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Speaker 8: five dollar to get the pair of Boonie and both

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Speaker 8: of them.

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Speaker 1: Ye, what's in your pool room? Oh?

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Speaker 9: Look, for some reason, a lot of sporting greats put

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Speaker 9: out tawny Port commemorative ports.

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Speaker 1: So I've got one from Peter Sterling.

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Speaker 9: It's so weird, it's it's so random, Sir Peter Sterling

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Speaker 9: regularly great. I have an equivalent, like Gary Bucanaro said

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Speaker 9: of Greg Williams, Superstar of the eighties, and it's this,

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Speaker 9: this tawny port. Dennis Dell's got a Twny Port commemorative

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Speaker 9: one as well. I don't know why they did that,

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Speaker 9: but they did.

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Speaker 2: Do you know when the show turns eight years old

702
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Speaker 2: on June the fourth, maybe we should have a port

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Speaker 2: to celebrate. How do you even go out organizing such

704
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Speaker 2: a thing. We need to find out. We've got a

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Speaker 2: couple of months ahead of us now. A commemorative port.

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Speaker 5: Be a local winery that could help us out.

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Speaker 1: So many around Australia.

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Speaker 4: Who are Christian O'Connell show podcast?

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Speaker 1: What is in your poll room? Oh?

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00:34:06,965 --> 00:34:11,005
Speaker 2: And good morning, Tooder just sent me a beautiful photo

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Speaker 2: snap this morning. Up on the Gold Coast, stunning rainbow.

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00:34:15,565 --> 00:34:20,965
Speaker 2: All that refraction, reflection, refraction, double light penetration happening right there.

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Speaker 1: It's a beautiful thing. Janew Christian.

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Speaker 2: I've got a bright red Bob Hawk drink dispenser in

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Speaker 2: my pull room aka office at home. His head is

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Speaker 2: the container for the drink you sent me. The attached

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Speaker 2: photo that is a thing of beauty. Here, got it

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Speaker 2: for my twenty first birthday. Only contains soft drinks when used.

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Speaker 1: Sure question.

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Speaker 2: In my poor room, I have a cabinet full of

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Speaker 2: memorabilia from the David Bow movie Labyrinth, with a photo

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Speaker 2: signed by the man himself and Jennifer Connelly. There some jess.

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Speaker 2: This is an incredible one from Marcel Christian. I've got

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Speaker 2: the brass sign from the Ritz Carton Hotel in Double Bay.

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00:35:01,525 --> 00:35:06,245
Speaker 2: It's where Michael Hutchins died. I did the refurbishment and

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Speaker 2: they let me keep it as a memento Christian in

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Speaker 2: my pool room. Sporting photos Arsenal soccer legend ian wright

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Speaker 2: Michael Roach's famous mark for Richmond Viva Richard's Arsenal team

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Speaker 2: photo Bazzani from When They Are Really Crap in the eighties.

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Speaker 1: Why is that.

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Speaker 2: Natsie's got Harley Davidson clock that sits inside a break

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Speaker 2: disc signed by the V eight Kenny Brothers team from

733
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Speaker 2: around twenty eleven. Christian, my husband has this Superman collection

734
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Speaker 2: in the pool room. Christian, do not worry about the

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00:35:37,965 --> 00:35:40,605
Speaker 2: garlic snobs this morning coming for you?

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Speaker 1: You do you? Mate? You do that sort thing?

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Speaker 2: My wife and her girdly friends say that a lot,

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Speaker 2: did you when they've had like four percent?

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Speaker 1: Goes?

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Speaker 4: You do you?

741
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Speaker 1: Shall?

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Speaker 7: You do you?

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00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:53,205
Speaker 2: I use garlic out of the jar all the time. Rey,

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Speaker 2: you and the others have got too much time on

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Speaker 2: the hands to bill garlic.

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Speaker 1: I'm here for your mate.

747
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Speaker 2: You do you, Santo, Christian, put some respect on its name.

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00:36:02,005 --> 00:36:07,725
Speaker 2: What you're talking about is called jarlick Oh Grasp's Grange.

749
00:36:07,805 --> 00:36:08,405
Speaker 1: Now we have a.

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Speaker 4: Christian Connell show podcast.

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00:36:12,725 --> 00:36:15,165
Speaker 2: Christian, I have a very proud jar of garlic in

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Speaker 2: my poor room. Martin, I'd love to see that beautiful

753
00:36:19,045 --> 00:36:23,445
Speaker 2: worth her fortune collector's items. You to come Antiques roadshow,

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Speaker 2: make it back to this country. Be sure to take

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Speaker 2: that along to a town hall near you. So make

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Speaker 2: sure it's in short as well. Actually all right, second

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Speaker 2: week on you couldn't make it up. This is our

758
00:36:34,405 --> 00:36:39,805
Speaker 2: search for the wildest story that is out there. You've

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00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:42,805
Speaker 2: got a wild story. We are looking for it, recording it.

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00:36:42,845 --> 00:36:45,525
Speaker 2: You couldn't make it up. Five thousand dollars. Since we

761
00:36:45,605 --> 00:36:48,005
Speaker 2: hear the story, I'll just give you the money.

762
00:36:48,245 --> 00:36:49,165
Speaker 1: We've got some great ones.

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00:36:49,205 --> 00:36:52,045
Speaker 2: At the moment, Christine had her worked in a shop,

764
00:36:52,285 --> 00:36:57,085
Speaker 2: had the stereo stolen returned by the thief. He sent

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00:36:57,165 --> 00:37:01,285
Speaker 2: it back, paid someone to send it back in a taxi. Kevin,

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Speaker 2: I can't. I don't even summarize this. It needs to

767
00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:07,325
Speaker 2: be told by the great man himself. We got this Friday.

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Speaker 2: It was something else.

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Speaker 4: Made of mine.

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Speaker 10: His gutters were full of leaves, so he threw a

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Speaker 10: rope up and over the house, through the pagola and

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Speaker 10: inside it to his wife's car because she was away,

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00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:18,605
Speaker 10: flowered himself down, tied the rope around his waist, and

774
00:37:18,765 --> 00:37:21,525
Speaker 10: was cleaning out the gar Then he felt himself sliding

775
00:37:21,605 --> 00:37:23,725
Speaker 10: up the roof. His wife had come home and was

776
00:37:23,765 --> 00:37:26,364
Speaker 10: going to go to the shop, drove and dragged him

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00:37:26,405 --> 00:37:29,445
Speaker 10: up over the roof, ripped the pagola down. He landed

778
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Speaker 10: on the driveway and tried to get to his feet

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Speaker 10: to chase it down the drive way.

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Speaker 12: The biggest injury he's had was.

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Speaker 10: All holes in his bum from the roofscrews as he

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Speaker 10: was slid up the roof.

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Speaker 2: So mister Bean couldn't have orchestreets at a comedic moment

784
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Speaker 2: like that, Oh we can.

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Speaker 1: I kept thinking about that scene. Just incredible.

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Speaker 2: Jess also hand this amazing story for you. Couldn't make

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Speaker 2: it up.

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Speaker 3: I gave birth to my second son in the car

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Speaker 3: while my husband was driving. As we got to the

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Speaker 3: end of the street, his head crowned. I said to

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Speaker 3: USand we're not going to make it. Then, yeah, ten

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00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:07,085
Speaker 3: seconds later his head was out. Another ten seconds later

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Speaker 3: I just kind of grabbed him put him up onto

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Speaker 3: my chest.

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Speaker 1: Incredible scenes. All right.

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Speaker 2: Now, this story I wasn't going to share on air,

797
00:38:16,925 --> 00:38:20,965
Speaker 2: but producer Tina begged me, begged me before today's show

798
00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:24,685
Speaker 2: to do the sunglasses and the fish story on air.

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Speaker 2: Tina listened. Maybe I was wrong. I think the story

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Speaker 2: needs to be aired. It's one for the pull room.

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Speaker 2: Peter Christiana's fishing with my friend. We came out of

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Speaker 2: Late mcquarie. My friend called a flathead and when I

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00:38:39,165 --> 00:38:41,685
Speaker 2: was using the land and now I dropped it and

804
00:38:41,725 --> 00:38:44,844
Speaker 2: it was floating away. My friend jumped in to retrieve it,

805
00:38:45,045 --> 00:38:47,645
Speaker 2: but he had his sunglasses on. He lost them in

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Speaker 2: the water. We went back to fishing. The next fish

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Speaker 2: he caught had the sunglasses.

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Speaker 1: His sunglasses on its heads. No, what a story.

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Speaker 2: Story now, it almost never made it on air with Tina.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, madness, what a.

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Speaker 7: Story he's.

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Speaker 1: I mean? George is a classic movie, but kind of

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Speaker 1: a pair of son Roy Schneider's. Yes, Sonny's on there.

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Speaker 1: What a story? You couldn't make it up?

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Speaker 2: Christian Christian About forty years ago, I was working on

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00:39:33,285 --> 00:39:37,205
Speaker 2: a construction site. One lunch break ordered calamari and chips.

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00:39:37,765 --> 00:39:40,005
Speaker 2: Already he realized his hang on a minute on the

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Speaker 2: front page. We then went to the park to eat

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Speaker 2: my lunch, but couldn't he everything can fed the leftovers

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Speaker 2: to the seagulls. One particular bird got a piece of calamari,

821
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Speaker 2: shook it violently, and the calamari flew into the air

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Speaker 2: about meter, then came straight back over the seagull's neck,

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Speaker 2: wearing it like a necklace, and then got chased by

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Speaker 2: three other seagulls as he was trying to get a

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Speaker 2: lot of flying away and getting chased.

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Speaker 8: Go ahead, poor seagull, he's a great But are they

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Speaker 8: five grand?

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Speaker 1: The seagull have.

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Speaker 7: To justify that one to the company.

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Speaker 2: Now this is this is this is some story christ

831
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Speaker 2: And my sister was having her two yearly mammograms. She

832
00:40:26,325 --> 00:40:28,405
Speaker 2: was in the room with the lady little scan and

833
00:40:28,605 --> 00:40:30,884
Speaker 2: had her breast was in the machine and when they

834
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Speaker 2: squeeze your boob tightly while she was getting the scan,

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Speaker 2: the lady operating this tripped on her fell and broke

836
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Speaker 2: her ankle a compound fracture.

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Speaker 1: So my sister has a boob trapped.

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Speaker 2: In the machine and the lady can't reach the button

839
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Speaker 2: to release her as she's rolling around the floor in pain,

840
00:40:50,885 --> 00:40:53,205
Speaker 2: and my sister couldn't get out to help. They were

841
00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:55,765
Speaker 2: both screaming for help until eventually a little man came

842
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Speaker 2: in to save the day, help the lady on the

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Speaker 2: floor and also really release my sister's boob.

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Speaker 1: Now that's that's a contender, all right.

845
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Speaker 2: So if you've got a wild story, this show is

846
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Speaker 2: on the search for all this week five thousand dollars.

847
00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:17,285
Speaker 2: We'll go to the person that tells us the wildest

848
00:41:17,325 --> 00:41:19,685
Speaker 2: story for you couldn't make it up. We're taking your

849
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Speaker 2: calls now. Thirteen fifty five, twenty two.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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00:41:26,725 --> 00:41:30,045
Speaker 2: Rod sayers, it's got a story for us for you

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00:41:30,085 --> 00:41:33,085
Speaker 2: couldn't make it up, Christian. Here we goes boarding a

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00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:35,884
Speaker 2: flight from Johanna's Burning to London in the nineties. While

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00:41:35,925 --> 00:41:38,325
Speaker 2: sitting in the plane at the boarding gate, announcement comes

855
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Speaker 2: over the PA system. If missus Kay is on board,

856
00:41:41,285 --> 00:41:43,645
Speaker 2: would she please make herself known to a flight attendant.

857
00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:46,645
Speaker 2: A few minutes past repeat announcement, if missus Kay is

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Speaker 2: on board, please make yourself known to the flight attendant.

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00:41:49,845 --> 00:41:53,364
Speaker 2: A few more minutes, another announcement about missus Kay. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have to wait on board where we have a

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Speaker 2: buggege luggage all unloaded. Thank your patience. After a ten

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00:41:58,965 --> 00:42:01,445
Speaker 2: minute delay, announcement was that we are cleared for departure.

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00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:04,325
Speaker 2: Five minutes after leveling up in the icy he smoked

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Speaker 2: like loads of it coming out of an overhead locker

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Speaker 2: and immediately think of missus Kay, So call the nearest

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Speaker 2: flight attendant. I believe it's to the fact that she

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Speaker 2: must have skipped keeping calm in the face of possible

868
00:42:15,685 --> 00:42:18,004
Speaker 2: disaster one on one she screamed shit.

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Speaker 7: He stayed calm.

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Speaker 1: She screamed shit.

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00:42:23,565 --> 00:42:25,165
Speaker 2: I thought, well, it's been a good life so far.

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00:42:25,205 --> 00:42:27,364
Speaker 2: I kissed my wife goodbye, closed my eyes and laid

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00:42:27,365 --> 00:42:30,285
Speaker 2: back and thought of never making it to Britain. Fortunately,

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00:42:30,285 --> 00:42:32,525
Speaker 2: flight attendant regained. A composer called for the on bold

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Speaker 2: engineer who looked at the locker and said, oh so mate, it's.

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Speaker 1: This con.

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Speaker 7: Question.

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Speaker 2: We never found out what happened to missus. Kay, that's

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00:42:41,685 --> 00:42:44,404
Speaker 2: up there with the klamari. Put it in the poor uom.

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Speaker 2: This is the end condensation, make water drop. That's it's

881
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Speaker 2: a fraction coming in and through the light like a lolly.

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Speaker 2: To calm down, sir. Rob's on the line now, Rob

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Speaker 2: joins us.

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Speaker 12: Coome morning, Rob, how are you Christian?

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Speaker 2: I'm good Rob, welcome to the show. Thank you, and

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Speaker 2: what's your story for us?

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Speaker 1: She couldn't make it up.

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Speaker 12: Ah. I was back in the late sixties. I was

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00:43:04,885 --> 00:43:07,685
Speaker 12: a young kid and living up at Orange and one

890
00:43:07,725 --> 00:43:10,924
Speaker 12: morning that the dog was at the front window. Oh, Bart,

891
00:43:10,965 --> 00:43:12,245
Speaker 12: and it's head off. And we went and had a

892
00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:14,805
Speaker 12: look and there's three elephants drinking out of the front

893
00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:19,245
Speaker 12: front tap. So my mum rang the police and they said,

894
00:43:19,245 --> 00:43:25,485
Speaker 12: oh yeah, okay, what's police arrest? And eventually they get

895
00:43:25,525 --> 00:43:28,445
Speaker 12: there and by that time the people from the circus,

896
00:43:28,445 --> 00:43:30,924
Speaker 12: they'd run away from the circus. They come and got

897
00:43:30,965 --> 00:43:33,325
Speaker 12: the elephants because they never came and paid the excess

898
00:43:33,365 --> 00:43:33,925
Speaker 12: water bill.

899
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Speaker 2: Others a lot in those trucks. Rob, great story. Thank

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00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:47,605
Speaker 2: you very much for sharing me. Noes Marika, good morning.

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00:43:48,965 --> 00:43:51,125
Speaker 13: Oh him, my name's Marika. How are you.

902
00:43:51,205 --> 00:43:53,125
Speaker 2: I'm good and very good. Welcome to the show. What

903
00:43:53,285 --> 00:43:55,525
Speaker 2: is your story for? You couldn't make it up?

904
00:43:56,085 --> 00:43:58,005
Speaker 13: Well, I'm only sharing it because I have a chance

905
00:43:58,045 --> 00:44:01,565
Speaker 13: to win some money, because it's really bad. Once I

906
00:44:01,685 --> 00:44:06,245
Speaker 13: was backpacking in my teenage and I was in Europe

907
00:44:06,445 --> 00:44:10,364
Speaker 13: and visited Moscow with my cousins and one of them

908
00:44:10,445 --> 00:44:13,165
Speaker 13: to just said, they let's go to this underground color

909
00:44:13,325 --> 00:44:17,325
Speaker 13: you know club. So we went to this underground club

910
00:44:17,325 --> 00:44:19,685
Speaker 13: which is supposed to be really cool and hip, and

911
00:44:19,725 --> 00:44:22,205
Speaker 13: when we walked in, there was all these televisions like

912
00:44:22,285 --> 00:44:26,485
Speaker 13: around the club of like semiclad and underwear wearing men

913
00:44:26,525 --> 00:44:29,165
Speaker 13: and women, and I thought, okay, that's a bit weird,

914
00:44:29,205 --> 00:44:37,285
Speaker 13: that's a bit Russian. Yeah, So a little while later

915
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Speaker 13: I went to the bathroom and when I was sitting

916
00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:42,445
Speaker 13: in the store, I was looking and I noticed that

917
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Speaker 13: there's two flushes. There was one flush that just said

918
00:44:46,045 --> 00:44:48,605
Speaker 13: normal flush, and there was the other flush that said

919
00:44:49,805 --> 00:44:53,565
Speaker 13: extreme flush. And I was like, what's extreme flush? I'm

920
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:55,525
Speaker 13: going to have to press this and I pressed it

921
00:44:55,565 --> 00:44:59,884
Speaker 13: and nothing happened, and so I was like, Okay, that's weird.

922
00:45:00,445 --> 00:45:05,285
Speaker 13: And I went downstairs and the whole entire bar was

923
00:45:05,765 --> 00:45:08,205
Speaker 13: looking at me, and I was like, what I must

924
00:45:08,285 --> 00:45:11,725
Speaker 13: be loo really good tonight. And then I looked up

925
00:45:12,005 --> 00:45:15,685
Speaker 13: and there was me on the toilets. On every screen

926
00:45:15,765 --> 00:45:20,365
Speaker 13: in the entire bar, you could see everything.

927
00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:24,165
Speaker 7: So bad is an extreme flash?

928
00:45:24,245 --> 00:45:26,765
Speaker 1: My lord? Extreme flash?

929
00:45:27,165 --> 00:45:30,525
Speaker 2: That's maybe misread it, you know mostco lettering, I don't know,

930
00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:33,884
Speaker 2: Russian critic, classic Russian rush.

931
00:45:34,445 --> 00:45:38,405
Speaker 13: What well, yeah, so that's it.

932
00:45:38,885 --> 00:45:39,525
Speaker 1: Wow.

933
00:45:39,285 --> 00:45:44,645
Speaker 2: Wow, you wouldn't make that up. You shouldn't. What a

934
00:45:44,725 --> 00:45:46,444
Speaker 2: crazy story, Marik, Thank you very much.

935
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Speaker 4: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

936
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Speaker 2: Looking a few incredible stories. You couldn't make it up?

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00:45:54,405 --> 00:45:57,005
Speaker 2: What do we think of this one? It's only a

938
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Speaker 2: couple of lines. It's just the casualness of this, like

939
00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:02,885
Speaker 2: it's oh yeah, that's yes, happened a lot. Here this

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00:46:02,925 --> 00:46:08,165
Speaker 2: one Christian. My mum fell out of a window on

941
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Speaker 2: a Here. She fell out of a window. The second

942
00:46:09,765 --> 00:46:12,765
Speaker 2: floor window in her house was on a hill. Our

943
00:46:12,885 --> 00:46:14,685
Speaker 2: uncle happened to be walking below and caught her.

944
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Speaker 1: Come on, no he's not.

945
00:46:20,045 --> 00:46:22,085
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, tell you why five k

946
00:46:22,565 --> 00:46:27,125
Speaker 2: five thousand reasons to lie never happened. Oh what are

947
00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:36,005
Speaker 2: the odds, old uncle biddy Marie in my arms? No, sir, no, no, no. However,

948
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Speaker 2: I have true crime story of the decade, Christian. Last

949
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Speaker 2: week I caught the training Whilst waiting for the train

950
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Speaker 2: to come, I noticed a man sitting on the platform

951
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Speaker 2: with a bag of fish and chips. He wasn't really

952
00:46:53,965 --> 00:46:57,205
Speaker 2: eating them, He's just sort of letting them air. It

953
00:46:57,285 --> 00:47:00,725
Speaker 2: started to tract seagulls, as you can imagine, it began

954
00:47:00,845 --> 00:47:02,965
Speaker 2: to circle him on the platform. Instead of shimming the

955
00:47:02,965 --> 00:47:05,005
Speaker 2: birds away, the man offered them a few chips he

956
00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:08,844
Speaker 2: tossed one foot away, just s from him. He was

957
00:47:08,925 --> 00:47:11,605
Speaker 2: beckoning them to him to come close. He kept doing this,

958
00:47:11,965 --> 00:47:14,205
Speaker 2: eking the chips out slowly intil there's a big group

959
00:47:14,245 --> 00:47:17,085
Speaker 2: of seagulls in front of them. I'm talking fifteen or

960
00:47:17,165 --> 00:47:21,005
Speaker 2: twenty A tiny army of seagulls. He'd throw them a

961
00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:23,205
Speaker 2: chip every now and then, just enough to keep them interested,

962
00:47:23,445 --> 00:47:26,645
Speaker 2: but not enough to satiate them. It was frustrating. They

963
00:47:26,645 --> 00:47:29,805
Speaker 2: were getting angry, attacking each other, squawking. It was like

964
00:47:29,925 --> 00:47:34,645
Speaker 2: he was rearing them up for something. Then the train come,

965
00:47:34,845 --> 00:47:38,205
Speaker 2: everyone got on. The man stayed on the ground with

966
00:47:38,325 --> 00:47:40,965
Speaker 2: the chips. The train was about to leave, and then

967
00:47:41,005 --> 00:47:44,725
Speaker 2: it happened Christian. Right before the doors closed, the man

968
00:47:44,805 --> 00:47:49,445
Speaker 2: threw the entire bag of chips into the train. The

969
00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:53,125
Speaker 2: entire flock of seagulls followed the bag. The doors closed

970
00:47:53,325 --> 00:47:55,605
Speaker 2: inside the train pandemonium.

971
00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,925
Speaker 7: That is diabolical.

972
00:47:59,445 --> 00:48:01,445
Speaker 1: True crime story of the dead out.

973
00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,125
Speaker 7: That is literally like the Junker.

974
00:48:06,565 --> 00:48:09,885
Speaker 2: Oh, you'd be so angry screaming can be screaming?

975
00:48:10,485 --> 00:48:10,725
Speaker 1: Can it?

976
00:48:10,965 --> 00:48:13,685
Speaker 2: We're all there, aren't We can imagine the scenes. Keep

977
00:48:13,725 --> 00:48:18,125
Speaker 2: you mind your own business. And suddenly some terrorist trucks

978
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:20,525
Speaker 2: a bag of chips, Chucks piffs, a bag of chips

979
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:23,965
Speaker 2: in there follow us swarm of angry seagulls now flapping

980
00:48:24,005 --> 00:48:25,085
Speaker 2: their enormous wings.

981
00:48:25,285 --> 00:48:26,924
Speaker 7: It's like Steve Iwin's evil twin.

982
00:48:27,045 --> 00:48:31,205
Speaker 2: All right, go wow, Chris, Thank you very much for

983
00:48:31,285 --> 00:48:34,005
Speaker 2: sharing that story. All right, we got the latest news

984
00:48:34,005 --> 00:48:35,325
Speaker 2: and sport, and then we've got the brand new time

985
00:48:35,325 --> 00:48:39,285
Speaker 2: waster for now until tomorrow. You can still email me

986
00:48:39,325 --> 00:48:41,444
Speaker 2: your stories. We'll get them on the show tomorrow. Five

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00:48:41,445 --> 00:48:43,445
Speaker 2: thousand dollars up for grabs. You couldn't make it up.

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Speaker 2: Christian at christiano'connell dot com.

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00:48:45,325 --> 00:48:48,924
Speaker 4: Today you the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Pandemonium has waited for us.

991
00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:56,005
Speaker 2: There like a man throwing a bag of chips and

992
00:48:56,085 --> 00:49:01,445
Speaker 2: twenty seagulls into a train carriage. Got a story all right,

993
00:49:01,485 --> 00:49:05,005
Speaker 2: Time for today's time waster. Today we're asking to make

994
00:49:05,165 --> 00:49:09,845
Speaker 2: a movie Australian. Next month. Harry and Meghan are coming

995
00:49:09,965 --> 00:49:12,085
Speaker 2: back to Australia.

996
00:49:13,085 --> 00:49:14,045
Speaker 1: Prince Harry, Meghan, the.

997
00:49:14,045 --> 00:49:17,165
Speaker 2: Duke and Duchess or Sussex confirm their visit Australia at

998
00:49:17,205 --> 00:49:20,805
Speaker 2: mid April, making the first trip back in seven years.

999
00:49:21,285 --> 00:49:27,285
Speaker 2: Private business engagements, Now, team, let's get.

1000
00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:32,484
Speaker 1: Harry on the show. When Harry met Christian how him?

1001
00:49:32,485 --> 00:49:34,325
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for him all these years.

1002
00:49:34,325 --> 00:49:38,005
Speaker 2: Partner of Advance, refer to me as a frontier broadcaster.

1003
00:49:39,405 --> 00:49:40,844
Speaker 1: If you can hear my words.

1004
00:49:40,565 --> 00:49:44,445
Speaker 2: Back home in England, I have Harry here can you

1005
00:49:44,485 --> 00:49:49,765
Speaker 2: hear me London, get Harry when Harry met Christian like it?

1006
00:49:49,885 --> 00:49:51,045
Speaker 2: Do you know what if you looked at them, they're

1007
00:49:51,045 --> 00:49:52,765
Speaker 2: not doing a single thing. They're just sort of sat there.

1008
00:49:52,845 --> 00:49:54,844
Speaker 2: Do you want to start getting a pen out? Get

1009
00:49:54,885 --> 00:49:57,045
Speaker 2: on the phone, get the rollerdeckx out? Have you ever

1010
00:49:57,085 --> 00:50:01,005
Speaker 2: had a royal on the show until mid April this year?

1011
00:50:01,085 --> 00:50:05,045
Speaker 1: Rio? When Harry met you get it? It's good? All right?

1012
00:50:05,165 --> 00:50:09,725
Speaker 2: Make a movie Australian The Silence of the Lamington Gold.

1013
00:50:10,765 --> 00:50:15,045
Speaker 1: The immune strikes back. Still it beat you in a war? Okay,

1014
00:50:15,725 --> 00:50:20,885
Speaker 1: that strikes back fear. We love the movie.

1015
00:50:20,925 --> 00:50:23,805
Speaker 2: You've got Mail right, Oh my god, this trading version

1016
00:50:23,845 --> 00:50:28,685
Speaker 2: of that. You've got Mana, you've got.

1017
00:50:31,685 --> 00:50:36,805
Speaker 1: What about the four X files? Gold Aliens drinking great beer? Yeah,

1018
00:50:38,605 --> 00:50:39,165
Speaker 1: Palmer of.

1019
00:50:39,125 --> 00:50:47,205
Speaker 2: The Opera, of the opera is here. If that wasn't

1020
00:50:47,205 --> 00:50:50,245
Speaker 2: austraighty musical, that would that would sell out.

1021
00:50:51,725 --> 00:50:53,325
Speaker 1: Better than anything Broadway could come up with.

1022
00:50:53,645 --> 00:50:55,924
Speaker 2: Come on, Andrew Lloyd, where we get that typewriter out

1023
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:58,085
Speaker 2: mane and make the musical looked much?

1024
00:50:58,325 --> 00:50:58,685
Speaker 1: He does?

1025
00:50:58,725 --> 00:51:02,085
Speaker 2: He cracks someone out of the little Olivetti Ada mansion.

1026
00:51:02,805 --> 00:51:04,444
Speaker 1: All right, real, what have you got to make a movie?

1027
00:51:04,485 --> 00:51:08,205
Speaker 2: Australian Honey, I shrunk the kidman's Oh that's very good.

1028
00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:11,245
Speaker 1: God.

1029
00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:15,245
Speaker 7: Plus yeah, Nana Land, that's also gold.

1030
00:51:16,005 --> 00:51:19,925
Speaker 8: Diding go unchained silver and broke out back mountain.

1031
00:51:21,365 --> 00:51:23,645
Speaker 1: That's another goal. Good ones today. All right, what have

1032
00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:24,845
Speaker 1: you got them? Make a movie?

1033
00:51:25,245 --> 00:51:29,364
Speaker 2: Australian textam in four seven five three one O four three.

1034
00:51:30,005 --> 00:51:32,805
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast.

1035
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Speaker 2: Tomorrow On the show, what are the artswery about? Your

1036
00:51:35,365 --> 00:51:39,965
Speaker 2: stories of coincidence and chance? Also you could claim it

1037
00:51:40,085 --> 00:51:42,844
Speaker 2: one story away could be yours five thousand dollars in

1038
00:51:42,965 --> 00:51:43,965
Speaker 2: you couldn't make it up.

1039
00:51:45,245 --> 00:51:46,884
Speaker 1: Natalie has got a contend to hear.

1040
00:51:46,925 --> 00:51:49,884
Speaker 2: She thinks, Christian, this is my favorite story all time

1041
00:51:49,925 --> 00:51:54,605
Speaker 2: and happened to my brother a few years ago. He

1042
00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:58,245
Speaker 2: was in the d He was in the dentist's chair

1043
00:51:58,445 --> 00:52:01,445
Speaker 2: getting a crown put in and the dentists accidentally dropped

1044
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:04,165
Speaker 2: the crown as you're trying to attach your After search

1045
00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,005
Speaker 2: of it, they realized it must have disappeared down my

1046
00:52:06,045 --> 00:52:09,565
Speaker 2: brother's throat. At the dentist insistence, my brother was instructed

1047
00:52:09,565 --> 00:52:12,165
Speaker 2: to search his own xcment over the next couple of

1048
00:52:12,205 --> 00:52:14,165
Speaker 2: days to get it, because said these crowns were expensive

1049
00:52:14,165 --> 00:52:18,485
Speaker 2: and now they're thousands. Was about four days of searching

1050
00:52:18,525 --> 00:52:20,725
Speaker 2: through his own My brother gave up. I'm not doing

1051
00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:23,565
Speaker 2: this anymore, I thought, But lomb behold on the fifth day,

1052
00:52:23,645 --> 00:52:24,805
Speaker 2: it's also something like the Bible.

1053
00:52:24,965 --> 00:52:26,565
Speaker 1: On the fifth day, there it was.

1054
00:52:26,965 --> 00:52:29,165
Speaker 2: My brother retrieved it, returned it to the dentist, where

1055
00:52:29,165 --> 00:52:30,485
Speaker 2: the dentists cleaned it thoroughly.

1056
00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:33,085
Speaker 7: No no, no, no no no.

1057
00:52:33,565 --> 00:52:37,125
Speaker 2: He did put it back in my brother's Christian. The

1058
00:52:37,125 --> 00:52:39,245
Speaker 2: best part of the story it didn't end up charging him.

1059
00:52:39,285 --> 00:52:41,605
Speaker 2: He got the crown for free. You think so too,

1060
00:52:42,085 --> 00:52:51,844
Speaker 2: You'd think so too, Natalie. Great story though, All right,

1061
00:52:51,885 --> 00:52:56,765
Speaker 2: time way today make a movie. Australian Prince Harry and

1062
00:52:56,805 --> 00:52:59,565
Speaker 2: Meghan are coming back to Australian Prince Harry will be

1063
00:52:59,605 --> 00:53:00,885
Speaker 2: on this show guaranteed.

1064
00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:02,445
Speaker 1: Just go, he's going to saw that.

1065
00:53:02,565 --> 00:53:06,565
Speaker 2: The mere formalities given. Just telling your friends he's coming on.

1066
00:53:09,365 --> 00:53:13,965
Speaker 2: Driving Miss Daisy down to Kasher Cans in a silver.

1067
00:53:15,245 --> 00:53:18,605
Speaker 1: Yes, Snaggenheimer silver plus.

1068
00:53:18,765 --> 00:53:21,525
Speaker 2: Today's time we're making a movie Australian poker quantas.

1069
00:53:21,685 --> 00:53:23,325
Speaker 1: Oh god, now that's more like it.

1070
00:53:23,445 --> 00:53:28,205
Speaker 2: What done Joe King Thong silver Puss, I'm Richard, no

1071
00:53:28,285 --> 00:53:29,325
Speaker 2: country for old mate.

1072
00:53:29,685 --> 00:53:34,045
Speaker 1: Silver dastong Bo. That's very good.

1073
00:53:34,165 --> 00:53:39,405
Speaker 2: Darren Gunning, well done, Donny Drongo, I love the fresh Stronger.

1074
00:53:40,045 --> 00:53:41,165
Speaker 1: Danny Powell, well done.

1075
00:53:41,485 --> 00:53:43,685
Speaker 2: Scott's got Bogan the Barbarian.

1076
00:53:43,485 --> 00:53:48,525
Speaker 1: Silva Scott, that should have win the gold. Harry Potter and.

1077
00:53:48,485 --> 00:53:53,125
Speaker 2: The philippoosas Stone, not Philoso the Stone, the Philippoosas come

1078
00:53:53,165 --> 00:53:54,325
Speaker 2: on the gotta.

1079
00:53:54,045 --> 00:53:59,565
Speaker 1: Win a gold. Anthony, well done. That is very good.

1080
00:53:59,845 --> 00:54:02,605
Speaker 1: Harry Potters on the philipoosas Stone. Four and twenty Weddings

1081
00:54:02,605 --> 00:54:05,805
Speaker 1: and a Funeral Silver, The VB Movie Silver, and he

1082
00:54:05,845 --> 00:54:09,925
Speaker 1: gett you goon. Wow, we want a reference for that

1083
00:54:10,165 --> 00:54:14,085
Speaker 1: fifties sixties and you get your gun the Younger Demo

1084
00:54:14,485 --> 00:54:16,965
Speaker 1: confuse right now? Silver plus and then go and have

1085
00:54:17,005 --> 00:54:17,925
Speaker 1: a look on chat GPT.

1086
00:54:18,965 --> 00:54:20,805
Speaker 2: What does it find you but an he gets your goon?

1087
00:54:21,165 --> 00:54:28,165
Speaker 2: Bogan's run Gold, Bob work down, Ip the great Man, Yes,

1088
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Speaker 2: Ricky Well, the hills Hoist have eyes, Oh, Silver, The

1089
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Speaker 2: Legend of Basavants Gold, twenty thousand Rugby Leagues under the

1090
00:54:38,605 --> 00:54:45,885
Speaker 2: Sea Silver plus. Kerry Kiribilly Elliott, that's gold. Very good, Joel,

1091
00:54:46,045 --> 00:54:51,125
Speaker 2: that is very good. Kiribilly Elliott. Karen Brockovich went over

1092
00:54:51,165 --> 00:54:53,685
Speaker 2: my head oh, he's very good. I had to read

1093
00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,125
Speaker 2: it a couple of times so that it's so king.

1094
00:54:55,685 --> 00:55:03,004
Speaker 2: That's very smart. Palmageddon silver plus, Citizen Shane Gold Weekend at.

1095
00:55:02,925 --> 00:55:07,964
Speaker 1: Russell Koit's bronze, Albanezi Rider. I read it up.

1096
00:55:08,525 --> 00:55:09,725
Speaker 7: It's good, Alba, thank you.

1097
00:55:13,245 --> 00:55:16,885
Speaker 2: Maybe I should not doing prank calls. This elbow brustol

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