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Speaker 1: Oh my word, I look out a window. Is that
Speaker 1: clative blue sky?
Speaker 4: Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Don't tease me, don't tease me? Is it gonna be
Speaker 1: gray within a half an hour? And horrible helstones yesterday? Yeah,
Speaker 1: when we were having the photo show, I thought possums
Speaker 1: were out of the day, and at it it was
Speaker 1: actual helstones?
Speaker 4: Is that what that racket was?
Speaker 1: Yes? Right? Is it a nice day today?
Speaker 5: No? Oh god, sorry to rain on your parade, but
Speaker 5: not as bad as yesterday. Yesterday was sunshine. Actually it
Speaker 5: was weird. No, just cloudy though, but at least it's
Speaker 5: not like hail and armageddon today.
Speaker 4: Seven degrees though right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's going to be twenty today though, and
Speaker 5: then twenty four tomorrow. Is all right.
Speaker 1: It's confusing at the moment. Yeah, the weather is confusion.
Speaker 5: I think it's confused.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yesterday was like a winter's day. The one of
Speaker 1: our daughters came home for dinner from university and so
Speaker 1: her and my my wife's stage of coup against me
Speaker 1: to put the heating on. I did the old go
Speaker 1: and get hoodie dads, and they were like, we don't
Speaker 1: know where they are. When I've got two, I can
Speaker 1: go and get right now. We don't need the heating
Speaker 1: on its spring and they were like, it's and it
Speaker 1: was cold. I didn't want to. I need to hold
Speaker 1: a line sometimes just pointlessly, and of course within ten seconds,
Speaker 1: I'm putting the heating on.
Speaker 6: What is it about dad's heating and electricity when it's appropriate?
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't mind. I don't care about the electricity.
Speaker 1: I'm the worst one. I like to leave certain lights
Speaker 1: on throughout the night. Oh really, that way when I
Speaker 1: get up in the morning, it's easier to maneuver around
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 5: I like that too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have a.
Speaker 1: Lot on a runway. They don't turn out at night.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And it's a bit more welcoming, isn't it.
Speaker 1: That's why I think it's like I think someone's lit
Speaker 1: for me, yes, like a beacon. Yeah, that's it enough, hope.
Speaker 1: That's the only friend I have in the house that
Speaker 1: morning is a dim light bulb that light a small,
Speaker 1: tiny lighthouse. So yesterday we had the team photo shoot,
Speaker 1: and there we'll be two months yesterday because I came
Speaker 1: in to do the show yesterday and I'd opened a
Speaker 1: gash on my forehead and it was a problem. But
Speaker 1: the wonders of makeup and photo shop. You will never
Speaker 1: know when those posters hit the billboards. No one will
Speaker 1: know that there is a manky old gash on my.
Speaker 4: Head unless you get really close to the billboard. Somehow,
Speaker 4: I don't know why you.
Speaker 1: Already shouldn't be doing the makeup. Lady Beth got what
Speaker 1: was a small trowel like a trade would use to
Speaker 1: do some plass, and filled in the crack in my head,
Speaker 1: used like three quarters of her the rest of a
Speaker 1: year's makeup supply.
Speaker 4: You actually couldn't see it. I forgot that you had.
Speaker 1: It if you got close, so I thought, because everyone
Speaker 1: kept saying, you can't see the cash in your head.
Speaker 1: It was only when I went home and looked at
Speaker 1: myself in the mirror, because it's what was obviously was
Speaker 1: just so much makeup.
Speaker 6: You had a completely new skin toe.
Speaker 1: And then I showered and I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the real you. I want to go back now. I
Speaker 1: get why women put makeup on you look and feel different.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, this is who I really
Speaker 1: am under this.
Speaker 5: I've always skin I've always said I read the news
Speaker 5: better with a bit of lipstick on.
Speaker 1: Those things make a difference.
Speaker 5: Honestly, feel like I do if I don't got.
Speaker 1: To say, Pats, it looks incredible, thank you. The outfits
Speaker 1: were like passing your outfits was so glamor.
Speaker 5: We had the best team yesterday Meg and Beth he did.
Speaker 1: I was just so unlike Pats. No, it's not about us.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 1: This morning a lovely team and it's such a good
Speaker 1: team energy at the moment, Pants should just high five.
Speaker 1: People will never seeing me.
Speaker 4: Again.
Speaker 1: Who's Meg?
Speaker 5: She's a stylist.
Speaker 1: But to think that was Aiden not wasn't a damn aiden?
Speaker 1: A damn school.
Speaker 5: There was three of them. There are a lot of people,
Speaker 5: but the head one was Meg.
Speaker 1: Right rio your first photo shoot, how did you find it?
Speaker 1: It's a lot. I noticed in some people listening thinking
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It is. At one point I timed it.
Speaker 1: It took forty eight minutes to take one photo of
Speaker 1: me because there are eight people on the position. Your
Speaker 1: feet slightly took close together Can you move your left
Speaker 1: foot slightly ninety degree angle? That's too much. Can you
Speaker 1: move your hands? No too vigorously? Lower your hands high
Speaker 1: your hands, lower your hands, tilt forward? Why did he
Speaker 1: wants to tilt forward?
Speaker 4: Until it was killing austrangers?
Speaker 1: Think, I've got no gravity control a leaning guy, and.
Speaker 4: It takes a real toll on the groups, work guys.
Speaker 4: The whole sauce so much I put put there.
Speaker 1: I've got a theogon. When my wife came in yesterday,
Speaker 1: I had that theragon right in my ass and I
Speaker 1: paused it when I have got an explotion. That's my
Speaker 1: story anyway, Why are you naked?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. We do not recognize Humday Wednesday on this show.
Speaker 1: I think that's a self fulfilling prophecy. If you're going
Speaker 1: to go no, it's Someday Wednesday, it lowers you energy anyway.
Speaker 1: Even saying that, when people say, oh, it's Homday, they're
Speaker 1: like hypnotized themselves into a trance state that it's Humday Wednesday.
Speaker 1: It is Wednesday. It's halfway thank you here, it's halfway
Speaker 1: through the week. You see it like half time. You reassess,
Speaker 1: how's it gone so far? You probably haven't got half
Speaker 1: the stuff you want to do when you start on
Speaker 1: the week on Monday, but you've still got time over
Speaker 1: the next two or three days. So on a Wednesday
Speaker 1: we go six word weeks so far? Six words? Tell
Speaker 1: us the store of your weeks so far? Alex, what's
Speaker 1: it for you?
Speaker 7: Bonnies my wife, Bonnie's torn.
Speaker 1: Ministers joined the show, Money my warf. Borat's moved on,
Speaker 1: It's got a new wife. I'd love to see Alex
Speaker 1: in a MANKINI I would not starts the photo shoot.
Speaker 7: Let me tell you no way in the world.
Speaker 1: Oh God, sasually Baron Cohen, No, thank you. Hey.
Speaker 8: Bonnie's torn meniscus a massive inconvenience to her.
Speaker 1: You me three kids.
Speaker 7: Oh look, I mean she's gone and done her knee.
Speaker 8: So she was trying to kids to do how to
Speaker 8: do cutwheels in the park the other day and she's
Speaker 8: coma guts up and it's gone, and it's she's heard
Speaker 8: something pop in her knee.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, poor thing. Yeah, yeah, she's heart winning
Speaker 1: years are over. Bonnie Bracket Alex's wife.
Speaker 8: The physio, and the physio has gone Oh, this happens
Speaker 8: a lot with parents.
Speaker 7: They still think they've got it in them to do
Speaker 7: these things.
Speaker 1: God show the kids how to do. This is me
Speaker 1: during the Chips of Fiji a couple of months ago,
Speaker 1: when there was one of those adults sort of workout places,
Speaker 1: and my girls goes, what's they're doing dips? I sally
Speaker 1: do loads of those. Nah. I did two and I
Speaker 1: heard a pop and a tear on my shoulder just
Speaker 1: gave way and I heard one of my kids. Oh god.
Speaker 1: Dad tried to show it was nothing. Great roast belly
Speaker 1: and day goes by. I don't realplay that.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: He tried to shows what happened. It was Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 1: It was nothing. What did he have? Nothing?
Speaker 6: Actually, when I was at Oasis a couple of weeks
Speaker 6: ago and there was a group of young kids starting
Speaker 6: a mosh pit during cigarettes and alcohol, this.
Speaker 4: Older guy, bold guy, thought I'll join.
Speaker 6: In with the kids. He jumped in. He did a
Speaker 6: hammy about three sort of.
Speaker 1: Minutes mid a dude during the coin toss for the hammy.
Speaker 4: Something going on anyway, poor thing.
Speaker 1: This happened to a friend of mine. His kid got
Speaker 1: one of those micro scooters and he was going, I
Speaker 1: used to be an avid skateboard. The kid goes, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: he goes watch it, literally, watch this. His last word
Speaker 1: went to push off like post. Someone skate up, gets air.
Speaker 4: Comes down, just shattered.
Speaker 1: Shatted a year of recovery. Oh my god, he heard himself.
Speaker 1: Watch this. He's on the ground screaming in pain and
Speaker 1: his kids points get laughing, and Dan's lolling around. He's
Speaker 1: going cold.
Speaker 4: Can watch this?
Speaker 1: So yeah, how many mums or dads have got a
Speaker 1: story like watch this? Or oh yeah, I used to
Speaker 1: do loads of these dips cartwheels and it's a four.
Speaker 8: To six week layoff. Is in a bad way. Yeah,
Speaker 8: she's hobbling around and she wants.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 9: Are you getting help? Because you've got two jobs. We're
Speaker 9: not going to help. So I had to sort of
Speaker 9: carry a few things. Yesterday it's swimming, which was a
Speaker 9: you know, you're right, you know, carry the two bags three.
Speaker 1: Hours hiding a photo shoe and Bunny they're holing on.
Speaker 1: I want what sympathy from you? Yeah, and she needs it.
Speaker 1: Was in a knee brace.
Speaker 8: No no, but she's got another physio appointment on Friday,
Speaker 8: So she's just got to really try and lay off
Speaker 8: it and like put ice on it, which.
Speaker 1: Is as a mum, that's like it's impossible exactly with
Speaker 1: a husband who's you know, hiding his way looking around
Speaker 1: on daytime TV reading news that once an hour now
Speaker 1: he is, you know, you got fifty eight minutes in
Speaker 1: between news bulletins on Channel seven going to the shop,
Speaker 1: prepp dinner behind the scene, Yeah, chops potatoes, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: do some vegs prep.
Speaker 9: Yeah, anyway, whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not good. So but yeah, as a parent
Speaker 1: you said, and also this Timmy as her parent's really quiet.
Speaker 1: With the run up to Christmas six weeks she'd be
Speaker 1: just about getting on Christmas Eve. You got to prepare
Speaker 1: all the dinner body for tomorrow. Test it can't well
Speaker 1: into the kitchen body.
Speaker 8: Parents listening know that you can't rest when you've got
Speaker 8: small children.
Speaker 1: Then they just go stay off at That's it's not possible.
Speaker 1: Not possible. Children don't let you stay off at anything, unless,
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Speaker 1: it today. Assituate you to call it seven thirty six.
Speaker 4: The rules are Rules.
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Speaker 1: Perha's see what's your six word weeks so far? How's
Speaker 1: it going?
Speaker 5: Had my very first time massage. I've never had a
Speaker 5: time massage.
Speaker 1: They are for the best.
Speaker 5: They are. I really needed it. I've got this frozen
Speaker 5: this is all about our injuries this morning. I've got
Speaker 5: this frozen, frozen shoulder that kind of goes all down
Speaker 5: my left side, down my leg and I was just
Speaker 5: in so.
Speaker 1: Much better now that you should get that scene too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I've been to the physio and stuff and
Speaker 5: I just really it was so tight. I just needed
Speaker 5: someone to get in there and basically absolutely pummel me,
Speaker 5: like just really.
Speaker 1: No, that is a time assage. Yes, I mean I've
Speaker 1: had them in Thailand and they're only like five bucks
Speaker 1: and they're in this shack and there's like twelve ladies
Speaker 1: on beds like giggling about stiff foreigners and they straddle you.
Speaker 1: I know one of them when I was there when
Speaker 1: wet the start of the year, I was face down
Speaker 1: and suddenly she's on top of me and I'm face
Speaker 1: down and I was like, she's like pummeling my spine
Speaker 1: and I was obviously making a bit of noise. She
Speaker 1: she leant forward and don't be baby.
Speaker 10: Mad, and I was like, wow, baby man, but it does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, sorry for me.
Speaker 1: Wait was so vulnerable right now, don't be baby mad?
Speaker 5: Well I didn't.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I sort of went into it a bit blind because
Speaker 5: I didn't realize exactly what it was. So when I
Speaker 5: walked in the room, the beds are extra wide, like.
Speaker 1: You need to because it's room for two.
Speaker 5: I thought that's weird. Oh well, just go with it.
Speaker 5: And then I'm face down and then so I didn't
Speaker 5: see the lady come in and.
Speaker 1: They like Ninja's suddenly you know, they're like looming up
Speaker 1: with that oil on their hands, and next minute they're
Speaker 1: on you. Bloody hell, give me a countdown, jump on
Speaker 1: the top rope.
Speaker 5: Here she leapt up onto the bed, straddled me with
Speaker 5: her feet either side, and I thought, oh, okay, she
Speaker 5: means business. This is going to be good. It's gonna hurt,
Speaker 5: but jeez, it's going to be good.
Speaker 4: And it was.
Speaker 5: And then at the end, when I sort of sat
Speaker 5: up groggly on the side of the bed, I looked
Speaker 5: at her and she was this tiny little girl but
Speaker 5: had those strongest hands.
Speaker 1: Grip strength of women that they used their feet stopping
Speaker 1: in my arms, her feet in my arm pitch and
Speaker 1: I was like, is this chip or is this just
Speaker 1: for fun? And her other colleague like laughing at me.
Speaker 1: She was like rocking. I don't think it was part
Speaker 1: of the technique. I think it was the end of
Speaker 1: the day and she just had some fun. This is
Speaker 1: what we did with all the men. It's no happy
Speaker 1: ending for you.
Speaker 5: I just felt like a gumby bear the whole time.
Speaker 5: But Jesus feels good. I think I'm due to go again.
Speaker 5: She said, you should come again in like two weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should come all the time. You're the most
Speaker 1: tense human probably.
Speaker 6: I actually sometimes Patty makes me give her massages in
Speaker 6: her What.
Speaker 7: Now, I told you this isn't people.
Speaker 1: Down the corner. There's a light and you can call
Speaker 1: if you're being harassed to work. I saw something mean.
Speaker 5: She makes no no.
Speaker 1: I think she was just because he's gay doesn't make
Speaker 1: it all right.
Speaker 6: Pats coming here coming, I'm really tight my bathroom.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: And she some of the big biggest not you care,
Speaker 4: don't call them that it's getting weird.
Speaker 1: Now, my guys, please keep it clean on the radio. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The question I was asking, how is your week going
Speaker 1: so far? A lot is happening right now. Let's all
Speaker 1: call down and have the news.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Any guy will know what I'm talking about. Where there's
Speaker 1: a certain age where you're normally in your owny teens
Speaker 1: and your voice arts to break and it's the crack
Speaker 1: of puberty. And I just heard it just now with
Speaker 1: Alex finally coming of age and it's a lovely, pretty
Speaker 1: young man, but it's just a little bit embarrassing when
Speaker 1: you're on radio and suddenly puberty is knocking at the door.
Speaker 1: There you go, gold Sport, Love, welcome, it's a coming
Speaker 1: of age. I'm all here to be of support to
Speaker 1: you right now once more. There you go, gold Sport.
Speaker 1: My favorite voice break bit ever is John Hamm. Last
Speaker 1: year's Super Bowl, he was bringing out his team, the
Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs, and he just was a great moment
Speaker 1: for John ham You bring, but he starts way too
Speaker 1: high a register and there's only one way that voice
Speaker 1: is gonna go. It's gonna crack list. The actor John
Speaker 1: ham bringing out the Kansas City Chiefs at the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl last year. Belly, I think every month I watched
Speaker 1: this clip once or twice. It always does something to
Speaker 1: defend Gee, it's too high ba Hammi's voice. It's only
Speaker 1: one way it's gonna go. Listeners to time defending super.
Speaker 9: Hard to recover, Hard to recover the old testy part.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, it's time for this week's what's the year?
Speaker 4: Do you know what they released?
Speaker 11: Free Willie? Was it eighty nine or nine three? Or
Speaker 11: when did Tyna record Life? Four Brands? I'm not very
Speaker 11: good with taste. Does anybody and they know?
Speaker 4: What's the year? Again?
Speaker 7: What's the year?
Speaker 4: My friend?
Speaker 1: All right? TV shows, movie songs, the team taking each
Speaker 1: other on. You're playing along as well, dear listener, what
Speaker 1: was the year? We go back to? Must gave it away?
Speaker 1: We go back? We have to. It's a nature of
Speaker 1: the game. Can't go forward. I've tried to make that one.
Speaker 1: What's the future year? My friend?
Speaker 4: Ming girls.
Speaker 1: Generation Lindsey No, Lindsey Lohan, Rachel McAdams, y, Tina Bay.
Speaker 1: Good movie. Great, but you're right, very much of an era.
Speaker 1: But what was that era?
Speaker 4: I reckon two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: Oh, I got excited. The decade was right.
Speaker 5: Oh that's got deflating, what a pro that's.
Speaker 1: Life though, you get from hero to zero half a second.
Speaker 5: See, I would have even seen nearly late nineties because
Speaker 5: to me, they.
Speaker 1: Get it lowhand lohand.
Speaker 5: Kind of a timeless But I'm going to say two
Speaker 5: thousand and one.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and three, two thousand and four. Both you
Speaker 1: boys are very very very close. All right, let's go
Speaker 1: to Okay, this song what a big iconic hits. We
Speaker 1: all know the decade, but what was he here within
Speaker 1: aforementioned decades?
Speaker 7: I was about you, right, I reckon.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say, oh, what's the later?
Speaker 12: Eighty four, eighty eight, nineteen eighty seven, nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 12: This just smells eighties?
Speaker 4: Still a good song, this great album as.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, almost smell the hair chilling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure came on Richie Sambo as well. All right,
Speaker 1: she won the shows of our times. Stranger Things back
Speaker 1: in our lives very very soon.
Speaker 6: I'm currently sleeping very badly because of the Stranger Things.
Speaker 1: You're binge watching it to get up to speed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's a great show, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Brilliant. It's so good, really really really smart show. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's scary, haven't so much. When did it first start though,
Speaker 1: it's been running for quite a while.
Speaker 5: I'm say twenty twenty two.
Speaker 13: If we've done five, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty, you'r
Speaker 13: edging bets, so they guys, you know what, But look,
Speaker 13: it's a big moment.
Speaker 1: There you go, gold Sport twenty sixteen.
Speaker 5: No, it was a long gap between sixteen.
Speaker 1: It takes a lot to write them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, really.
Speaker 1: We've got wrangling David Harber google.
Speaker 4: It a decade nine years.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there have been gaps between them. It takes a lot.
Speaker 1: We can't people to come up with these whole storyline,
Speaker 1: write them, rewrite them, cast and filming. Anyway, I don't
Speaker 1: need to be out the whole pot one defending the
Speaker 1: production schedule. I was working for the show. Then. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's go back to music.
Speaker 4: And an them decades. This is this something from the
Speaker 4: movie American Time.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm gonna say two thousand and one.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I'm gonna say I want to sing in.
Speaker 1: The wrong way. Two thousand and three, too fast, thousand
Speaker 1: and two, thousand. All right, now, this movie very close
Speaker 1: to my heart. One of the greatest trilogies in movie making.
Speaker 1: It's in a company with Dark Knight, the Original Star
Speaker 1: Wars Trilogy, the Toy Story Movies, Godfather, the Borm Trilogy.
Speaker 1: I'm talking keep their eyes down. There's some sort of
Speaker 1: padding over there, probably all three of them. No, thank you, Oh,
Speaker 1: a little friend from Peru.
Speaker 5: I's going to say. There's a production on the west
Speaker 5: end of that at the moment.
Speaker 4: Like a musical.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of Paddington. And it's an animated it's a person
Speaker 5: in it. Like, it's phenomenal. You have to go online
Speaker 5: and have a.
Speaker 4: Way you go to a theater to watch an animated.
Speaker 5: Animated So it's a man in a.
Speaker 1: Suit animated, but he's pretty animated because he's a human being.
Speaker 5: His face is like mechanically it's phenomenal. Right now, I'm
Speaker 5: not it's a real life Paddington. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: Like that horse the other stage, actual horse better than
Speaker 1: rights been invaded by Trump.
Speaker 5: This was great. I loved huing this.
Speaker 1: NA tell you asue Bible Paddington, the original Paddington.
Speaker 5: What do you mean the original, Well, there's three of them.
Speaker 1: You're locked out. Okay, now you're in all over the
Speaker 1: place Rio, Oh so close Alex.
Speaker 14: Twenty sixteen, oh fourteen, what that means?
Speaker 1: Twenty fourteen? All right. Two songs we enjoyed hearing the
Speaker 1: clips of or what do we come back with after
Speaker 1: the ads? Let's do it?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good Morning Hannah Christian teenage dirtbag song was in the
Speaker 1: movie Loser with Jason Biggs Non American Pie Goods Knowledge
Speaker 1: Hannah win a point Jason Biggs name of the two thousands? Yes,
Speaker 1: did she was the big star? I mean we said
Speaker 1: that it was everywhere. The American Pie movies were huge,
Speaker 1: just so many of them. Like that same movie doesn't
Speaker 1: do so well now, you know, it's very much offered
Speaker 1: time changed thankfully. How that became like the biggest movie
Speaker 1: of that decade says a lot about our mentality then
Speaker 1: that I think children are paying a price for, you know,
Speaker 1: you could look at like the iconic you know we
Speaker 1: talked about Robert Redford has passed away a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago. The movies of those incredible storytelling movies of
Speaker 1: the seventies and then coming into the eighties and nineties,
Speaker 1: and then suddenly American pie is the biggest thing of
Speaker 1: the world. Was my stiffless mum the piece. What does
Speaker 1: that say about the modern world? It ain't great. This
Speaker 1: is the funniest thing ever. All right, there's time for
Speaker 1: extreme opinions. Some extreme opinions I've got right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: anyone replies to an old company email should be fined. Yes,
Speaker 1: a month's salary. Yeah, those idiots.
Speaker 4: Everyone does it here like this and you can't escape it.
Speaker 4: That's the worst.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 4: There's no way to sub out of it. You're completely trapped.
Speaker 1: Yes, adults who say just manifest it are not adults.
Speaker 1: You've never done a tax return. You don't just manifest it.
Speaker 1: If I only worked like that, just manifest it. No,
Speaker 1: it just doesn't work like that, or we'd all be
Speaker 1: on our backside. Manifesting ferraris rating salaries. Just manifest it.
Speaker 1: Have you tried manifestation?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: I have? And the other one then opinions. Couples who
Speaker 1: share Facebook accounts.
Speaker 14: I yeah, you're right, once or twice a year one
Speaker 14: will get through the filters I've set up here at work,
Speaker 14: and I'm like, whatever you're saying isn't coming on my show.
Speaker 1: I don't want a reward. That's kind of behavior. You know,
Speaker 1: couples sharing Facebook accounts and email addresses.
Speaker 6: Well, I haven't seen the Facebook account it is.
Speaker 1: It's people of a certain age, Rio, Right, Okay, When
Speaker 1: this was a big thing before Instagram or TikTok, when
Speaker 1: Facebook was like the way to stay connected with friends.
Speaker 1: Now it's a wait to get irritated with friends and
Speaker 1: their political views.
Speaker 5: And it's always that couple that have to do like
Speaker 5: an annual update just before Christmas to.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah my Instagram.
Speaker 6: My partner needs to stay way away, but only bad
Speaker 6: things will come if he.
Speaker 4: There's no way they can be joined together.
Speaker 1: All right, strong opinions, What have you got? Rio?
Speaker 6: I feel very passionately that if you're at a restaurant
Speaker 6: and one table is singing Happy birthday to everyone to
Speaker 6: someone on the table, Sorry, everyone in the restaurant should
Speaker 6: join in and sing happy birthday with that table.
Speaker 4: You're wrong, notes, No, do you use me, You're a
Speaker 4: grown up.
Speaker 1: No. Why do our strangers need to sing happy birthday
Speaker 1: to you?
Speaker 4: Because you're not miserable?
Speaker 1: This is what's wrong with the world right now. Everyone's
Speaker 1: feelings need to be validated. We're not that special.
Speaker 4: It's this special day though once a year.
Speaker 1: It's ten.
Speaker 4: No, it's like a big no, like a big choir no,
Speaker 4: like a mom.
Speaker 1: I don't know who you are. Okay, no, but that's
Speaker 1: have you.
Speaker 6: It happened recently last weekend and the whole restaurant was singing,
Speaker 6: and it was a beautiful moment of community celebration.
Speaker 4: You know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a fake knee joke moment of poe. You heard it.
Speaker 1: I said it, faux community. You're doing it because you
Speaker 1: had to. Did you buy them anythink? I didn't know
Speaker 1: where it's the community.
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: You don't even know their name?
Speaker 6: But that Yeah, that is getting a bit awkward when
Speaker 6: you get to the birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do I feel most sorry for the staff? How many
Speaker 1: of those in an average week to get and also
Speaker 1: what I feel sorry for those tables that insist the
Speaker 1: staff lean into it. They never tip and they come
Speaker 1: they never tip. Babe tipped me, you know, barely making
Speaker 1: minimum wage in his job to sing old Lord fancy
Speaker 1: pants Happy birthday out the back of washing pants did
Speaker 1: not get received, So I thought it was we live
Speaker 1: in adolescent times. Toddlers are running countries and now we're
Speaker 1: supposed to sing happy birthday to each other. You're a
Speaker 1: grown ass. Per birthdays are very different anyway, It's cool.
Speaker 1: Strong opinions. What is your strong opinion? Texas? Now?
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's been googling about Salvos and can you take clean,
Speaker 1: freshly launded there as we're downside seeing now we're empty nestas.
Speaker 1: We've got lots of pretty pretty new, good condition bedsheets
Speaker 1: and downers want to throw them away to Salvos. You
Speaker 1: can take them. They will recycle them. And they're just
Speaker 1: looking at what they will accept and want. They won't
Speaker 1: accept God damn it. They won't accept weapons. What am
Speaker 1: I meant to do with these nunchucks? Where do I go? Now?
Speaker 1: With them? Free to a good home. But they won't
Speaker 1: take weapons. Who's going in with like a mace or
Speaker 1: jousting stick to Salvos.
Speaker 6: Someone must have otherwise they wouldn't's just turning up with
Speaker 6: the samurai, so it madam, No, it was my grandfather's.
Speaker 1: All right. Extreme opinions, what's yours? Four seventy five three
Speaker 1: one oh four three Christian if an entire restaurant was
Speaker 1: singing Happy birthday? Then I think Rio crashed a private function,
Speaker 1: adding me right, is that kind of guy? Vanessa? You Christian?
Speaker 1: If I'm not getting a piece of a birthday cake,
Speaker 1: I'm not singing you happy birthday? Okay, okay, fair all
Speaker 1: Christian extreme opinion. The a f L wild Card Round
Speaker 1: is a joke and crash grab. One hundred percent Christian
Speaker 1: crocs should be banned.
Speaker 5: Yes, I agree.
Speaker 1: Style which which pervs on this show have crossed? Show
Speaker 1: her hands shows, Oh my kids, I don't mind, but
Speaker 1: adults it's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Kaylen even has I think fur lined.
Speaker 1: I've seen them and the smells worse. And when she
Speaker 1: shovels that bulb gone in, you know you get fur.
Speaker 1: It's going to make the foot sweat. It's anti social
Speaker 1: of work, you know, keep.
Speaker 5: It behind the front door. I say, if you.
Speaker 4: Get indoors would not accept that.
Speaker 1: And weapons on crocs there, Patsy, what's yours? It'll be good.
Speaker 5: This is my number one gripe and that is people
Speaker 5: who insist on reversing into a car park. And it's
Speaker 5: okay if you get it done once, but they don't,
Speaker 5: and you should smash it with rear vision cameras. In
Speaker 5: most cars.
Speaker 1: It's three or four attempts, while we three or four
Speaker 1: the rest of the world have to just sit there.
Speaker 5: I watched a bloke yesterday in my local supermarket seven
Speaker 5: attempts to try it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it should be just one and done. Maybe two, three,
Speaker 1: three is.
Speaker 5: Bad turned around in mate, give up, just drive into
Speaker 5: it because you're holding everyone else up trying to prove
Speaker 5: a point.
Speaker 10: What does my head in the audacity of this.
Speaker 5: It's like, don't if you can't nail it, do not bother.
Speaker 6: Okay, so you don't mind them doing it if they
Speaker 6: can get it in one.
Speaker 5: If you're a good drive.
Speaker 1: One and done, well done, Yeah, good on you going
Speaker 1: to get behind the marketing campaign, happy to the voiceovers
Speaker 1: for a decent rate.
Speaker 5: But if you're going to be like Austin Powers in
Speaker 5: that scene, narrow.
Speaker 7: Get it. And it says a lot about a person
Speaker 7: who assumes that everyone's going to wait for them.
Speaker 1: We have to, no, guys. The she audacity of it
Speaker 1: just does.
Speaker 5: My head in and it's I don't know why you have, Like,
Speaker 5: what are you have? You got a quick get away?
Speaker 5: You're gonna hold the place up and need to like
Speaker 5: go in at why are you reversing into a park?
Speaker 1: Some of those the size of some of those oversized utes,
Speaker 1: come on, you live it. You drive around the burbs.
Speaker 1: There's no way you're off roading in that thing. There's
Speaker 1: no mud on it. They're like immaculate, there's no mud anywhere.
Speaker 1: You're not camping. You know, you've got a tiny toolbox
Speaker 1: in the back. I don't even a trade kind of
Speaker 1: just an insecure guy with a small peepe.
Speaker 6: They take up the whole bay line your door.
Speaker 1: They got that kind of whatever, the bowl wattages, lumens
Speaker 1: that they have in a lighthouse that on both.
Speaker 4: The light why there's Hamagen lights.
Speaker 1: We all just have lights. And then they've got these
Speaker 1: great big.
Speaker 4: Things because they're higher. It's exactly your.
Speaker 1: Train for something coming towards you.
Speaker 7: American cars for America.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 1: American cars in America. You know. Of the second time
Speaker 1: this week, don't yankify us.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Wow wow, wow, something has blown up today just in
Speaker 1: the last few minutes, Patty, your extreme opinion about reverse parking,
Speaker 1: and I'm with you mate on this one. Right we've
Speaker 1: lost the listeners it's up to seventeen. I think Dave
Speaker 1: actually has gone a holiday. It's sixteen at the moment,
Speaker 1: and it's an old time high. We are peaking, peaking, peaking,
Speaker 1: phasing in the right way. I think that's what you
Speaker 1: meant to do, is reduce them as you go on.
Speaker 1: Three years anyway in the sand has been drawn between
Speaker 1: us and our dear listeners. They're coming for us backwards.
Speaker 1: They're reversing into the show. In one go, Christian, I
Speaker 1: drive one of those rams as you call them, the
Speaker 1: yank tank. I need it for towing capacities in my caravan,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you now I get it done in
Speaker 1: one go, Carolyn, Sure you do, Christian. I'm a reverse
Speaker 1: parker because I work in construction. Site mandate reverse parking.
Speaker 1: If someone leaving the drive, you can see all around
Speaker 1: them and drive forward, preventing accents. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: I'm a one and go guy, Christian. Trust me, Christian.
Speaker 1: I think Passy is jealous because she's a lousy parker.
Speaker 5: Hey, I'll be put to the test any given day,
Speaker 5: and I absolutely I will be. I'm a phenomenal parker
Speaker 5: and got one hundred driving to me.
Speaker 1: I just said to Ray, I've got an idea. Just Rea,
Speaker 1: literally loads of these these texts coming in said I
Speaker 1: can do it one and done. My extreme opinion, people
Speaker 1: that don't reverse into the car park can't and a
Speaker 1: jealous of those that can. Hashtag one and done King Richards.
Speaker 4: A lot of men think they're one and done.
Speaker 6: I don't think under Sometimes under pressure it's hard.
Speaker 4: To back it up.
Speaker 1: I say, see what I've done, I'm I want to
Speaker 1: host in the next two weeks. Let's find Australia's best reverser. Yes,
Speaker 1: were set up a challenge or weeds a car park? Ye?
Speaker 1: Patsy says she can do it under pressure. Taking Patsy
Speaker 1: on Ye, I don't think you will do it under pressure?
Speaker 5: I will.
Speaker 1: I think you're a choker.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not on my driving test? Would stay?
Speaker 1: I love it all right? So okay, working time to
Speaker 1: back it up? Or what about these other ones? I've
Speaker 1: just come up with these last colornutes, the great Aussie backing?
Speaker 1: What about this one? We get a cup and then
Speaker 1: what do we call it? The back it up cup?
Speaker 1: With an actual cup up for grabs? Love that the
Speaker 1: Great Aussie? No I forgot to about anything else says
Speaker 1: this the great Ossie. This is a great, great parka
Speaker 1: geddon Oh.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 1: And it's just the utterly poplast back Mania twenty five.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's working progress, all right. What do
Speaker 1: we do? Back It Up Cup?
Speaker 4: The back It Up Cup?
Speaker 1: I love?
Speaker 5: And we get a cup and they win a cup.
Speaker 1: When the yes, maybe the cup is at the edge
Speaker 1: of the Bay University into and you cannot if you
Speaker 1: knock it over, you do not claim they back it
Speaker 1: Up Cup?
Speaker 4: I love who is in who.
Speaker 1: Thinks that they can handle pressure like you've never had before. Sure,
Speaker 1: there's doing it in front of the lands on the site,
Speaker 1: or when you need to do it and there's a
Speaker 1: queue of traffic behind you. But live on air to
Speaker 1: the nation if you're up for this. Patsy is the
Speaker 1: first person in who will go against Patsy to refine
Speaker 1: to find Australia's best reverser for the Back It Up Cup.
Speaker 1: Side note, medal makers, cup makers, they're back into our lives.
Speaker 1: I need a cup made asap to Back It Up Cup,
Speaker 1: the inaugural Cup. Maybe we should do it every year.
Speaker 4: Yes, I like it, like the AO.
Speaker 1: Can you show me one of our flagship sporting events
Speaker 1: for driving athletes. Back It Up Cup.
Speaker 4: Marck It Up Cup, Mack It Up Cup.
Speaker 1: All right, lines are open now for back It Up
Speaker 1: Champs thirteen fifty five, twenty two. There you would go
Speaker 1: against pressure a nation and even higher states for Trina.
Speaker 3: Jones, Christian O'Connell show go On podcast.
Speaker 1: And so the Back It Up Cup came into being.
Speaker 1: Are your one and done reverse Parker? If so, we
Speaker 1: have the ultimate challenge. This has to happen next week
Speaker 1: on the show. Are you prepared to back it up?
Speaker 1: Live on the show? One and done reverse Parkers? Let's
Speaker 1: find out from the talkers, and who are the Parkers?
Speaker 1: The raining champ, self installed, self appointed, Patrina one and
Speaker 1: done Jones are though I've seen how you park out
Speaker 1: the front of the building, Shong.
Speaker 5: Key, go take a photo of it right now, and
Speaker 5: I carrying.
Speaker 1: I've got one from the other week where there was
Speaker 1: a wheel up on the curb and there's no other
Speaker 1: car next to you. Clearly you know, true, true, very true.
Speaker 1: All right, so we're gonna call this the back It
Speaker 1: Up Cup. Now, the team, I've already been scrabbling around.
Speaker 1: We've got some early goes at production for the back
Speaker 1: it Up cup.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I'm thinking it's to.
Speaker 1: Shake it off, Tednis Swift, back it up, back it up.
Speaker 1: Patsy's gonna hate hey, hey, hey, then she's gonna choke, choke, choke.
Speaker 5: Joke Joe not not not, I'll show.
Speaker 4: You all right.
Speaker 1: So we are looking for who will take part next week.
Speaker 1: I prepared Australia to back it up lets fine as
Speaker 1: country's best reverse parker one and done legends, Claire one
Speaker 1: saying welcome Claire to back it up carp contenders.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Bring it on, Tats.
Speaker 15: You've got a challenge on your hands.
Speaker 5: How good are you?
Speaker 1: Clear?
Speaker 15: I have done numerous back up parks, reverse parking, under
Speaker 15: pressure outside in tight streets, crowds.
Speaker 6: Watching crowds, problems outside the g I'm a pro.
Speaker 1: Tonight before a c DC. Part of the pre show
Speaker 1: entertainment I.
Speaker 15: Have, but I don't yeh in this next tale, I
Speaker 15: do have reversed cameras, but I don't use that for
Speaker 15: my backing up.
Speaker 1: You and a lot of people want to know, right,
Speaker 1: this is a good point, Claire. Are we going to
Speaker 1: insist the cameras are turned off?
Speaker 15: You can actually well, I don't know if I can
Speaker 15: turn it off, but you can cover it up, definitely,
Speaker 15: not no problem at all.
Speaker 1: Wow, and you are are you driving this an X trail?
Speaker 15: Correct?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 1: How do you think you're going to cope with the pressure.
Speaker 1: You're good under pressure high states, going up.
Speaker 15: Against yes, yes, any parking, I'm good under pressure.
Speaker 1: It could be you, Claire as speak of some more
Speaker 1: contenders here, Lawrence, he's choking already, Lawrence.
Speaker 17: Yes, good Christian.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Lawrence? Lawrence? Lawrence, how do you think
Speaker 1: you get on there? Are you're prepared to back it
Speaker 1: up with the cup?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 17: I'd be automatic.
Speaker 1: I'm a paramedic now.
Speaker 8: We drive the.
Speaker 18: Biggest ambulance on the road, so we back them up
Speaker 18: all day long and.
Speaker 1: Talk about pressure. No, No, that really is pressure.
Speaker 4: I hope you're good under pressure.
Speaker 1: Not a look the ambulance service in this state, or again,
Speaker 1: if you come.
Speaker 18: Screw it up next week, the pressure you run over
Speaker 18: any patients before.
Speaker 1: That is good? That is good.
Speaker 5: I'm a bit scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, la Yeah, yeah, And I've met Laurence. She's a cool,
Speaker 1: calm customer as well.
Speaker 4: You're not wrong, all right, Lawrence.
Speaker 1: You are in Lawrence, You're in yep. We'll see you
Speaker 1: next week. Bring the ambulance when you're off obviously, you know,
Speaker 1: let's go to a Chaine now, Jane.
Speaker 2: Oh, hypechistin Hi Pat. I drive it missing the bar
Speaker 2: and I can park that thing anywhere.
Speaker 15: And it's a huge.
Speaker 2: Car and I yep, I have no problem. I can
Speaker 2: park it anywhere. Reverse park day.
Speaker 5: How many guys though, Jane?
Speaker 4: What one and done? To be one and done?
Speaker 2: I did a forward draft camp last year and I
Speaker 2: podium finished four out of eight events. And yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: pretty confident.
Speaker 1: That is it? Amazing? The four wheel drive competition?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 15: And what is it?
Speaker 4: What is the forward drive competition?
Speaker 2: Then I was just going to say, alex As for
Speaker 2: these big lights, I'm soul driving this weekend night driving.
Speaker 15: I need them.
Speaker 2: I don't send them on on the road, but you
Speaker 2: know I need them. I mean girls groups I go
Speaker 2: for driving. I love it, but for can't. It was
Speaker 2: a whole weekend as I had to do a balance beam.
Speaker 1: With the Yeah, yeah, I don't want to lug all
Speaker 1: that gym gear, isn't it outside that middle of nowhere country?
Speaker 1: Thick for the old balance beam?
Speaker 2: And I made the club balancing. I had that I
Speaker 2: had it.
Speaker 1: We've got to get some video this. Oh you're going
Speaker 1: to smash this.
Speaker 2: I can send you and I balanced, and I was
Speaker 2: winning all day until the second last person.
Speaker 15: I can send them on that event. Oh she she
Speaker 15: balanced longer than me.
Speaker 2: I had another event. This event was fabulous. They had
Speaker 2: little ducks on these They were like basketball rings on
Speaker 2: the side of the water, right and you had to
Speaker 2: hit the water at the right speed and you weren't
Speaker 2: allowed to lift the first two ups. You had to
Speaker 2: lift the third duck and float with you in the
Speaker 2: in the bell wave across the water. Yep, I won
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: It's good to have a hobby. Don't move the ducks.
Speaker 1: That's another competition. When it's in Jane, it's a lot
Speaker 1: of diesel fuel. Jane, come on down. We're seeing it
Speaker 1: down next week.
Speaker 2: Excellent.
Speaker 4: I'll be leave the ducks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, okay, going to be a mixed up
Speaker 1: bunching it.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast question.
Speaker 1: I can't stop thinking about the rules and regulations for
Speaker 1: the first ever Back It Up Cup, Campbell, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. I think you need to have them part
Speaker 1: their own car. Okay, see how they get on and
Speaker 1: then next a standard car that everyone must do as well.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I like this.
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Speaker 17: You know, I'm just devastated. Oh no, I would love
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Speaker 1: Recline, recharge and go.
Speaker 6: You're in the chair.
Speaker 4: You're back in the driving seat of your own life.
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Speaker 3: Why not?
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Know, in life sometimes the things that don't happen, sometimes
Speaker 1: they're blessings in disguise. And I hope that that's for you, Okay,
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Speaker 17: I've got need to be today.
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Speaker 3: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: much for calling up, Well done. What are the answers
Speaker 1: coming up next? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Sorry, Peter,
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Speaker 1: to Projusa, Kaylain, you know as soon she's the exaggerated
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Speaker 4: the sucker roos.
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Speaker 1: We call it what are the odds? The lines are
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Speaker 1: It could be your story today of coincidence and chance.
Speaker 1: On thirteen fifty five twenty two. Let's do it, I
Speaker 1: believe it or not?
Speaker 4: What are the odds?
Speaker 5: You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 4: Like where you with Cheryl who married a Hun?
Speaker 1: Who wors weir? The Cheryl.
Speaker 4: Who married a hun as well?
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 16: I was singing?
Speaker 17: Click my hair back check my nails. I slipped on
Speaker 17: the radio and that same song was on and the
Speaker 17: girls went feeling good as her.
Speaker 16: Traveling around Victorian wine country is my father in Laura Wildough,
Speaker 16: the guy who was a winemaker was serving us. He
Speaker 16: used to be a carpenter. Turned out that he was
Speaker 16: a caranta who made the rowing boat that my father
Speaker 16: in law rode in the nineteen fifty six Olympics and
Speaker 16: one of bronze.
Speaker 20: Ten years ago, I decided to take my little child
Speaker 20: to the Grampians who were spicing around at a little
Speaker 20: pool's area, and my son lost his dummy. Last weekend,
Speaker 20: we actually went back to the same falls with another
Speaker 20: son of mine and I'm behold, I happened to find
Speaker 20: my son's dummy.
Speaker 1: It's so many stories are amazing. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: We have one to kick off today from you, a
Speaker 1: guy called Darren that actually is show related to Monday's
Speaker 1: misheard lyrics. Darren break it down for us.
Speaker 18: On Monday morning this week, I was in a text
Speaker 18: conversation with my father in law trying to arrange a
Speaker 18: location in time for.
Speaker 21: My mother in law's upcoming birthday.
Speaker 18: You know, we were having it back and forth to
Speaker 18: try and accommodate for my wife's sister who has two
Speaker 18: dogs and does not want to leave him by themselves
Speaker 18: too long. I was getting frustrated at the time you
Speaker 18: were reading through the Monday.
Speaker 21: Mission lyrics and specifically at Ja Rule song, which had
Speaker 21: been heard as I know you're sick of the shows.
Speaker 21: I yield radiol two.
Speaker 4: Bloody right, Gerol, father in law's fell.
Speaker 1: He's dealing with him, Gerald's dealing with Phelps speaking to
Speaker 1: me through the radio, getting board, dealing with Phil too.
Speaker 4: Bloody Rode Derol love it, he gets it.
Speaker 1: I love it. This is incredible one from Debbie Christian
Speaker 1: What are the odds? In nineteen ninety seven, Bloody here,
Speaker 1: we're going back a few years. Some friends and I
Speaker 1: went to see Titanic at the Crown Village Cinemas. In
Speaker 1: the scene where the ship hits the iceberg and begins
Speaker 1: to sink, the cinema, firewater sprinklers turned on. No, we
Speaker 1: all got drenched and were evacuated from the cinema. We
Speaker 1: didn't see the ending, just spoiler it out. They didn't
Speaker 1: make it talk about real life effects this scene. These
Speaker 1: back eate the cinema pase it Southland.
Speaker 5: I seem to remember that. The next morning, of years
Speaker 5: I thought the cinemas were flooded. I remember that happening.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: I don't actually back it up, cup, back it up.
Speaker 3: Show you the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian did the Love God Test the Falcon of course,
Speaker 1: of course, absolutely every night. Christian, what are the odds?
Speaker 1: Thirty three years ago we had our first child, Ella
Speaker 1: a A anyway, I got a first child, Ella. On
Speaker 1: the way home from the hospital with the new baby,
Speaker 1: we turned on to the Pean Highway and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, my husband goes, no way. When I looked up,
Speaker 1: we were behind a car with the Regiro plate Ella
Speaker 1: seven nine. Ella was born at seven o nine, oh
Speaker 1: l A seven o nine. We followed the car for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes until a turn. That didn't help that bit
Speaker 1: a bit you had us. We stalked them all the way,
Speaker 1: I told till they pulled over and said stop following us.
Speaker 4: That is incredible, amazing.
Speaker 1: That's an amazing one. Thank you very much for that one.
Speaker 1: All right, we're doing on other odds, your stories of
Speaker 1: coincidence and chance. We have an amazing one right now.
Speaker 4: Aaron Christian, What.
Speaker 19: Are the odds that I worked in the cinema that
Speaker 19: was flooded and I booted.
Speaker 1: The people out.
Speaker 19: So there is your back it up cup, Patsy.
Speaker 1: Wow, aarn, this is incredible. So again email from Debbie
Speaker 1: dating back to nineteen ninety seven. She's watching Titanic, the
Speaker 1: scene where they hit the iceberg. Sudden the sprinklers go off,
Speaker 1: and she's evacuated from the cinema and that is you,
Speaker 1: and you happen to be listening.
Speaker 19: Yes, yes I did, and you know, always supportive of Patty,
Speaker 19: so I wanted to back Patty up there as well.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it was caused by.
Speaker 19: One of the projectors actually started smoldering, was a little
Speaker 19: fire and that's what triggered it.
Speaker 1: Wow, and I'm guessing now they don't use those old
Speaker 1: like projectors. Do you remember these?
Speaker 19: Not the old to reel There was such a pain
Speaker 19: back in the day. Oh look to sound like my dad,
Speaker 19: but no, they were.
Speaker 1: They were like two or three reels, depending how long
Speaker 1: the movie was, which is why when I started going
Speaker 1: to the movies and Mom and dad halfway through the film,
Speaker 1: while they were changing the canisters over the big reels,
Speaker 1: someone would come out with a lot of ice creams.
Speaker 4: Wait they have an intermission?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, they would come out and that bring ice
Speaker 1: creams out. You go and have a golden gay time.
Speaker 1: Get back into what's going on to her hands, soda
Speaker 1: and Star Wars and the crew.
Speaker 4: I love the idea of an ice cream break.
Speaker 1: Because you're trying to have a chat. How do you
Speaker 1: enjoying it so far? Then Elijha go down old way
Speaker 1: up in the project and would obviously change all those
Speaker 1: big old canisters that had all the movies on. Yes, yeah, Aaron,
Speaker 1: that's an incredible one. Thank you so much for giving
Speaker 1: us a call.
Speaker 19: No worries and Patty, I've got you back.
Speaker 1: Gonna need it next week. Gonna need it next week
Speaker 1: in the back it up cup, Aaron, Thanks you. Col
Speaker 1: might have a good day. Thanks Naomi, good morning, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Hello know me?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 15: Can you hear me?
Speaker 1: I can loud and clear? All right? So what is
Speaker 1: your story for? What are the odds?
Speaker 19: Well, one of the odds.
Speaker 22: I started a new job a couple of months ago
Speaker 22: and I was introduced to my new bossies name is
Speaker 22: Peter and the other boss there is Adam. And that
Speaker 22: turned out to be my first and second husband's name.
Speaker 22: So I'm reminded of my past daily.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a lot. Especially there might be
Speaker 1: some sort of immeshment and projection going on with the
Speaker 1: Peters and Adams who are there, And it's got nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the past, with the other Peter's and Adams.
Speaker 4: Naomi's really rude to Peter, and.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's about this Peter. That is a
Speaker 1: lot to process.
Speaker 16: Well, it is.
Speaker 22: And also the person I work with is straight and
Speaker 22: that's my son's name.
Speaker 1: Is so crazy.
Speaker 22: I feel like a bit of a family affair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully not.
Speaker 19: That way.
Speaker 1: That way. Why didn't you need me to tell you
Speaker 1: that though? And this you're that company could play great?
Speaker 1: I've made me. Thank you very much. You cool. Let's
Speaker 1: squeeze in Shelley here, Shelly.
Speaker 15: Good morning, Christian and crew. I really love the show.
Speaker 15: This is my What are the odds? About Eight weeks ago,
Speaker 15: I had a really mixed up day and I didn't
Speaker 15: end up going to my local Bunnies. I went somewhere
Speaker 15: else still Bunnings, and I had a return. I had
Speaker 15: to go to the tool shop and at the counter,
Speaker 15: the lady said to me, oh, you've dropped your license.
Speaker 2: And she picked a.
Speaker 15: License up and then turned it over and she said,
Speaker 15: it's not you any way, it's a man. Then she said, oh, anyway,
Speaker 15: he's from Kurub Points and I said, oh, five no,
Speaker 15: I said, point wrote, and she looked at me and
Speaker 15: she said yes. And so I said it felt a
Speaker 15: little bit funny, and then I said five point wrote
Speaker 15: and she said yes. And I burst into tears and
Speaker 15: I said that was my family's home until my father died.
Speaker 15: David there for fifty years now, it was not his
Speaker 15: local Bunnings, and it was not my local Bunnings. And
Speaker 15: both of us ended up having a mixed up, and
Speaker 15: I did return the license to him, but it was
Speaker 15: just incredible.
Speaker 1: Oh what a story.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and it's it's a long road. It starts it's
Speaker 15: trip Point is a country town outside Serbs, and the
Speaker 15: road actually starts off at a town called Bitten and
Speaker 15: goes around and turns into Point Road. So there's heaps
Speaker 15: and heaps of addresses.
Speaker 4: Your dad's high.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I know that. The lady at the counter
Speaker 15: actually had a little moment too, And my hands was
Speaker 15: still around my face and I'm having a few tears.
Speaker 1: It's lovely.
Speaker 15: The girl comes back with my return. He said, it's
Speaker 15: all right, love you know you're going to get it's
Speaker 15: going to be replaced.
Speaker 1: We're going to sort that to all out.
Speaker 5: We've just had a moment.
Speaker 1: She just loves tools. Oh my god, this has got
Speaker 1: some las to What a beautiful moment though. Did you
Speaker 1: feel your dance presence? Did you feel your dance presence? Yes?
Speaker 3: No, like yeah.
Speaker 15: We were a very close family and mum and dad,
Speaker 15: well more for our mother especially, you know, would feel things.
Speaker 15: I can remember once she said to me, oh, there's
Speaker 15: going to be another baby in the family. And I said,
Speaker 15: well not me and I already had three kids. Yeah,
Speaker 15: two months later.
Speaker 1: That's an incredible story. And could only you took it back?
Speaker 15: Yeah, well yeah I did, and he actually wasn't home.
Speaker 15: He dropped in the next day and we had forty
Speaker 15: five minute conversation. He's from England, and I said, well,
Speaker 15: you've got an adopted family now, and he's actually going
Speaker 15: to come up here for a barbecue.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this story just gets better. Be reminded
Speaker 1: that these things still happen in the world.
Speaker 15: Yeah, And he said to me, when you got here,
Speaker 15: he said, oh, I remembered you, And I said, well
Speaker 15: how and he said, because you came into Bunnings with
Speaker 15: a large tool in the trolley, So he actually remembered,
Speaker 15: saying maybe we just passed each other at the front door.
Speaker 1: Literally a sliding door, sliding doors.
Speaker 15: Exactly what I say. It's a sliding It really felt
Speaker 15: like a sliding door moment when we put all the
Speaker 15: pieces together.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. I love in these stories. So just magic
Speaker 1: can happen in the everyday places like Bunnings, where you
Speaker 1: actually can have a really deep connection with somebody else.
Speaker 15: Yeah, but it was very funny when the man came
Speaker 15: back and told me that it was all going to
Speaker 15: be okay. You know, i'd have it's a jewel replace
Speaker 15: it's his next to cry.
Speaker 1: He probably gets you use a lot of tearful trades.
Speaker 1: Sometimes had a long day on the long down the
Speaker 1: side and coming to slap it all tears and tools.
Speaker 1: Hello Bunnings. As a new podcast I'm doing on the
Speaker 1: IR platform. All right, Shelley, beautiful story. And do you
Speaker 1: know what, Shelley, you are our caller of the week
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, we always give it to a story
Speaker 1: that makes us laugh, but this did something far more important.
Speaker 1: Right now, you win one thousand dollars. We're not going
Speaker 1: to get a better story than that this week. It's beautiful.
Speaker 4: Oh thank yeah.
Speaker 1: Back in Bunnings. You wander down any aisle you got
Speaker 1: Bunnings dollars. One thousand dollars buys you a lot at Bunnings.
Speaker 15: Oh, this is beautiful.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Pleasure. Honestly, you told us such a beautiful story. You
Speaker 1: would have you would have lit everybody up listening right now, Shelley.
Speaker 1: So the least we can do is pay that back
Speaker 1: by giving you one thousand dollars.
Speaker 15: Oh, thanks so much, Christian and Crue.
Speaker 1: Lovely pleasure. Thank you very much. Enjoy spending your money, Shelley,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Okay, bye bye bye now Oh
Speaker 1: thanks to Mercedes Ben's Berrick.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: There's still a real magic about radio that no other
Speaker 1: medium can actually do what just happened, And that isn't
Speaker 1: us puffing ourselves up. It's about Shelley. When she called
Speaker 1: the show, Tina, who took a call, said she was
Speaker 1: really nervous. She didn't want to come on air, and
Speaker 1: Tina said, just imagine to you in Christian Jawn show,
Speaker 1: she took a risk, and obviously it was quite as
Speaker 1: we found out. It's a lot going on in that story.
Speaker 1: There were a lot of layers there, a lot of
Speaker 1: meaning as well, and very very funny as well about
Speaker 1: the scene in the Bunnings and the employee thinking that
Speaker 1: she's really emotional about getting that tall exchange. And that's
Speaker 1: what life is sometimes. It can be really moving and
Speaker 1: really funny two things at the same time, and you
Speaker 1: don't get that anywhere else. And I love podcasts and
Speaker 1: I loved streaming TV shows, but there's just a magic
Speaker 1: with the human voice when someone takes a risk which
Speaker 1: I call a bit nervous, will there be interested in
Speaker 1: the story? It means so much, and genuinely, I really do.
Speaker 1: I think I speak for everyone who's listening. You already
Speaker 1: got something for that Shelley story. Just the magic in Bunnings.
Speaker 1: Thought I'd ever say that, but it is. I love
Speaker 1: it when there's a magic. Sometimes in the every day
Speaker 1: there's so much that it goes on our lives. There's
Speaker 1: so much mundane, and sometimes something breaks through that and
Speaker 1: reminds us that we're lucky to be alive and we
Speaker 1: need each other. The lady behind the counter holding her
Speaker 1: hand as she'd sort of realize what happened, that this
Speaker 1: wasn't just a random address my father. It's a childhood
Speaker 1: home and where dad had been and that so much
Speaker 1: going on in that. So thank you very much, Shelley.
Speaker 1: And if you've never called the show before and you
Speaker 1: sat sometimes listening to the nonsense we're doing anything, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could do. I really hope you
Speaker 1: can trust us and do actually call the show. And
Speaker 1: thank you very much to Mercedes Benz Berrick would give
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