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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Could get out for dinner.

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Speaker 3: No one should be raving in daylight hours.

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Speaker 4: Devote with the sausage you just smeared grease on who

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Speaker 4: you want?

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one, O four nine three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, come on in Monday morning and this is this

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Speaker 5: coming up for ten minutes past six Christian O'Connell's show

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Speaker 5: on goal Goodbye in Patsy Money, good one and Jackie Boy,

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Speaker 5: Hi you guys. Do you know what I really enjoyed

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Speaker 5: the SOCCERWSE game Sunday night. A fantastic win. One goal

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Speaker 5: which means we have one husky bar fish to give

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Speaker 5: away by nine o'clock this morning as part of our

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Speaker 5: goal on an amazing win for the soccer US.

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Speaker 3: It was an amazing goal as well, but then it was

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Speaker 3: what seventy five more minutes?

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Speaker 4: I've been Plaster's last stand.

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Speaker 5: Your keeper put on an amazing performance the second off.

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Speaker 5: They were relentless. Yep.

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Speaker 3: I think it was the first time that or first

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Speaker 3: times in twenty Australians ever had a clean sheet.

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Speaker 5: That's right, yeah it is. There only their second win

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Speaker 5: in the World Cup game in twelve years. That's a long,

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Speaker 5: long long time.

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Speaker 3: We can advance, we can get through to the round

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Speaker 3: of sixteen.

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Speaker 5: Have you seen Demark have you seen? You said this

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Speaker 5: about the France game. I said, you're going to win

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Speaker 5: four two. Anyway, you did a lot better than England.

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Speaker 5: Over the weekend, Neil Neil were going to America in

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Speaker 5: the dullest game of the World Cup so far. And

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Speaker 5: I've seen a lot of the games. It was awful

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Speaker 5: when I was ruing my weekend, getting up, actually getting

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Speaker 5: up Earnie with all this hope after the Iran game,

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Speaker 5: smashing them and oh god, this is how it normally

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Speaker 5: is to be an England fan, embarrassing, angry. It was

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Speaker 5: just like a negative, dull game.

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Speaker 3: I watched the second half of it, I should say, really,

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Speaker 3: I played on my phone while the second half of

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Speaker 4: Yeah it was. And how did you feel? Just bored,

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Speaker 4: just a bit bored? Yeah it was terrible, Patsy, how

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Speaker 4: was your weekend?

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Speaker 2: Not too bad?

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Speaker 6: Although Chris shocked me after so many twenty years of marriage,

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Speaker 6: he never fails to shock. I got home from dropping

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Speaker 6: Audrey at ballet on Saturday and he said, I won't

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Speaker 6: I want to trim the hedge.

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Speaker 2: We've got like a massive eight foot hedge right around.

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Speaker 4: Keep the paparazzi out, yeah, keep the filth out.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, my locals.

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Speaker 6: I got home and he's up the six foot ladder

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Speaker 6: in nothing but his jocks, and I thought, crops, no,

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Speaker 4: That's all.

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Speaker 2: That's all he had on.

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Speaker 4: Was jocks, likely with some sort of young twenty year

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Speaker 2: The petrol powered hedge trimmer.

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Speaker 4: Oh my godness, waiting to yes.

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Speaker 2: The family jewels were at risk.

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Speaker 4: I thought, oh my lord, everything's getting a trim.

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Speaker 6: I went out in the back. I said, what on

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Speaker 6: earth are you doing? And he said, I couldn't find

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Speaker 6: my working short.

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Speaker 5: Sure, sure, this sounds like the set up to an

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Speaker 5: adult movie.

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Speaker 4: Don't act like you're not impressed.

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Speaker 6: Ballet fine his shorts or T shirts?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Sure, that old one.

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Speaker 6: For goodness sake, I'm not going to lay your clothes

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Speaker 2: They're in your cupboard.

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Speaker 6: But he's got working shorts and working t shirts. Have

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Speaker 6: you got working clothes at home?

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Speaker 5: I have like older stuff that you put on to

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Speaker 5: do stuff like that. You quite right, it's like a uniform.

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Speaker 3: Never throw away a T shirt.

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Speaker 5: Painting.

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Speaker 4: That's painting I do, and it's painting and looking for

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Speaker 4: an old T shirt.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: All right, so many emails that are coming over the

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Speaker 5: weekend late, everyone who gets their email right out on air.

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Speaker 5: I guess one of our beautiful, very cheap disposable pens.

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Speaker 5: You win an official show pen at first. Jeremy Hibbitts

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Speaker 5: Krishna heard on the show the other day. Jack wants

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Speaker 5: to take somebody on in tenpin bowling. Yes, we found someone.

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Speaker 5: Frank is going to be taking anyone who wants another

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Speaker 5: short of redemption, like like Jackie Boy. Yeah, last week

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Speaker 5: there was an inter team bowling tournament and Jack thought

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Speaker 5: he would crush everybody because you used to play high school.

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Speaker 4: You're on a team.

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Speaker 5: That's right.

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Speaker 3: I used to be good, and I'm not good anymore.

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Speaker 3: But I'm over summer. I've vowed to become good at bowling.

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Speaker 4: That's his vown, guys, It's a strange vow.

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Speaker 5: He came fourth against team members, beaten by men who'd

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Speaker 5: never played before. He was actually playing for the first time,

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Speaker 5: and then your wife had to go about the next

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Speaker 5: day she also beat.

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Speaker 4: Him, so he really needs to win.

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Speaker 3: I was up in my head over summer.

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Speaker 4: Did I vow to get better?

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Speaker 5: It's going to get better everyone. So Jammy's got an idea, Christian,

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Speaker 5: what me raise the stakes? What isn't Jack compete in

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Speaker 5: a decathlon of irre irrevelant sports like chess, table tennis.

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Speaker 5: I don't think a lot of the compends will say

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Speaker 5: they're relevant tempin bowling, badminton's, squash and lawn bowls. That's

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Speaker 5: from Jeremy. I think the stakes are high enough with

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Speaker 5: another game actually come January, and.

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Speaker 3: I've had actually a lot of people coming out of

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Speaker 3: the world work dming me over the weekend saying they

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Speaker 3: would love diverse me in bowling, but Frank has already

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Speaker 5: There were a lot of people calling in trying to

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Speaker 5: take you on. This comes from Linda Christian her. Do

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Speaker 5: you and Pat's talking about the vleader mop the other day? Yes,

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Speaker 5: So I was saying, I think it was last Monday,

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Speaker 5: raving about a new mop bucket that I bought, one

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Speaker 5: of those where you can you put your foot on something.

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Speaker 2: From a pedal and it goes.

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Speaker 5: There must be a.

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Speaker 4: Word for what that is?

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Speaker 1: What is?

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Speaker 5: No, I won't be a pedal. I've ey've got a

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Speaker 5: rotating rotating anyway spinner. Yeah, vileader mop, that's it. I

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Speaker 5: was the only even new mob Christians. So over the

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Speaker 5: bucket bundle. Like you think it was just going to

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Speaker 5: be like every other mop and bucket. Not so You're

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Speaker 5: quite right. What a deep joy it is when you're

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Speaker 5: putting your foot on that pedal. The mop doesn't drip

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Speaker 5: rinks anymore. Thanks for the mop heads up, and they're

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Speaker 5: beautiful and clean. That comes from Linda, Thank you very much, Linda.

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Speaker 5: On Friday Show, we've got a lot of about what stank.

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Speaker 5: There were so many stories and this is an amazing

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Speaker 5: one Christian driving to Ediston in Essay on a dirt

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Speaker 5: road in nineteen sixty eight. See this is the thing

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Speaker 5: we took about Friday. Once you've encountered a really bad smell,

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Speaker 5: it's in that memory forever. We going back now to

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Speaker 5: nineteen sixty eight, none of us on this team were

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Speaker 5: degrees fahrenheit. Bonnet windshield, signs of wind windows covered with

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Speaker 5: sheep blood, wall and excrement. Mum and two brothers sitting

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Speaker 5: in window seats on the backcar on our convoy also sprayed.

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Speaker 5: We had to clean all we had to clean up

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Speaker 5: the mess was lime green cordial, the Bobo brand for

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Speaker 5: those playing along at home. We had plenty of water,

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Speaker 5: thank you very much, pen to you Christian umbit late

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Speaker 5: to the party. We wanted to share that my uncle

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Speaker 5: loves also loves Cottley's Green Cordial. Do you remember we're

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Speaker 5: talking about what grown ups drink cordial? But wait for this,

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Speaker 5: he has cordial in milk. Oh well, I'm going to

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Speaker 5: start trying for a minute. Oh the thought, but any

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Speaker 4: I mean, who is having a glass of milk? As

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Speaker 5: We've got green cordial, yes milk. He's been drinking cordial

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Speaker 4: Can of coke and milk in the same class.

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Speaker 1: Debby no Christian Connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: I feel like you must need to just apologize for

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Speaker 5: the next twenty minutes of radio. You're going to have

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Speaker 5: handle it. It's going to be a wild ride. If

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Speaker 5: And that is how we like to start the week

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Speaker 4: Nine four one four three.

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Speaker 5: It's from Debbie of the Weekend on our Facebook page.

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Speaker 5: I put chicken breasts in the microwave to defrost, forgot

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Speaker 4: The microwave away, Christian.

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Speaker 5: Worst I have encountered was a supermarket with open top Freedo's,

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Speaker 5: had a freezers, had a power search. Christmas eve nineteen

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Speaker 5: eighty seven, So I've hed gone back to nineteen sixty

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Speaker 5: eight so far this morning. What's stunk nineteen eighty seven

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Speaker 5: back there the turkeys had actually bloated to three times

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Speaker 3: I think all the fridges.

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Speaker 5: I'm warning you now. The producers to started to start

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Speaker 5: to tap about seventies and I started dry heaving and

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Speaker 5: they went no, no, no, it gets worse. It was like, no,

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Speaker 5: no more waiting until they're on there, all right, what stank? Diane,

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Speaker 5: Good morning.

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Speaker 8: Good morning. Well, I was working and they made me.

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Speaker 8: They forced me to stay in the office where there

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Speaker 8: was a dead rat in the ceiling and it was

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Speaker 8: hot and it was summer and it stank. And then

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Speaker 8: the next day I came to work and they were

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Speaker 8: cry and yes, it was horrible, and then they found

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Speaker 8: me another office to work in.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you really got the booked for some

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Speaker 8: Well it was a hospital.

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Speaker 5: In the hospital.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, well it was. Yeah, it was an old building

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Speaker 8: and it was no longer used as a hospital. But

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Speaker 9: It was the office area.

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Speaker 8: No, but the old morgue. We did have an old

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Speaker 8: two and it used to leak. So you know, it.

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Speaker 5: Was about leaking bodies.

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Speaker 5: Right, we're kicking out some big stuff. Disort this.

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Speaker 4: You go, Buddy good more than Christian, good morning.

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Speaker 10: Just paint it. Let's just paint this picture. Three weeks,

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Speaker 5: Lower point as you can get you in your life,

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Speaker 10: You can't get much worse than that.

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Speaker 10: Smell? I went through about ten liters of eucalyptus characters,

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Speaker 5: You know, it was all on.

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Speaker 10: What? What I did? I went out and got a

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Speaker 4: That beauty snug.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 7: And then you texted six weds right from your phone.

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Speaker 7: Hard to tell us just how your week can was?

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Speaker 7: Were you what the barber chilling at home?

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Speaker 7: But only you six words in your message?

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Speaker 4: Jack, your boy, big weekend in your house?

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Speaker 3: My six words would be Thanksgiving started well but ended poorly.

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Speaker 3: So Bianki wanted to do Thanksgiving. She's from America, so

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Speaker 3: She did an amazing chob The turkey gravy tasted amazing.

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Speaker 3: I was put in charge of cocktails.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I was just making the drinks.

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Speaker 3: Yes, everyone's got to have a role, but normally.

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Speaker 3: I was put in charge of cocktails.

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Speaker 3: of putting it all together. The burnt honey bourbon sour god,

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Speaker 5: Was busy. Wife was slaving a way for six hours.

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Speaker 5: How many people did you have to cook for?

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Speaker 3: The recipe for the cocktail was bourbon, lime juice, orange bitters,

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Speaker 5: It was just nice cooking together and literally ten let

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Speaker 4: Squeeze in here, sneeze in there.

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Speaker 3: Cocktails were excess, Turkeys were complete success.

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Speaker 4: You've got to get that gravy. So she did lovely gravy.

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Speaker 5: See, I think this is a lovely idea. I'm going

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Speaker 5: to get the phoney do that on Christmas. Down think's

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Speaker 4: His When you see them hot, it's really rough.

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Speaker 4: Here he's going to grind these oranges.

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Speaker 5: Coming up in this out then, because Soccerus did an

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Speaker 5: amazing job Saturday night, a brilliant, brilliant win and very

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Speaker 5: which happens in the early hours of thurs Thursday. Auddy,

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Speaker 5: tell us about your weekend and six words my weekend

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Speaker 4: Be I designed my first ever merchandise.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm looking forward to seeing this.

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Speaker 5: I do need some help, Jack. I just presume that

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Speaker 5: you could ring one of these merchandise companies and describe

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Speaker 5: over the phone what you want your logo to bet Yeah,

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Speaker 5: the guy I could tell we've got granddad on the line. Hello,

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Speaker 5: doctor who come from a different decade. I was this

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Speaker 5: and then it looks like that, and he put it

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Speaker 4: You send us your design? I went yeah, you know

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Speaker 4: when you bluffe out and go yeah.

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Speaker 4: What's the best email design? What kind of software do

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Speaker 4: I need to join?

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Speaker 5: Aid An?

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Speaker 4: Adobe? What do I need to design something?

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Speaker 5: Anyway? I have it is hm hm crude, crude, crude.

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Speaker 5: In terms of the it's a first draft. No, I

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Speaker 4: This just I've hit the groove. This is what it is.

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Speaker 5: I need your house dract just for neess so of

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Speaker 5: it before I put it on any kind of attachment,

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Speaker 5: and to send it to other human beings. However, the

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Speaker 5: reason why I'm doing this much is my daughter and

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Speaker 5: I Ruby.

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Speaker 4: She's eighteen.

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Speaker 5: So we're going away this Saturday, right, she's leaving the

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Speaker 5: to Queenstown. And so you will find out the airport.

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Speaker 5: She's in the studio gain today. She's so bored now

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Speaker 5: that school's ended at year twelve. She even got up

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Speaker 5: to work. You will find out.

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Speaker 4: The airport eight am. Before we get on the plane.

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Speaker 5: You will meet the merchandise.

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Speaker 3: Ruby hasn't even seen the logo yet.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, our names are on the back as well.

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Speaker 3: So have you sketched it with a painter if you

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Speaker 3: tried to use a computer both.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually because Jack said he'd have a look at it.

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Speaker 5: I am more No, I mean I've pitched so many good,

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Speaker 4: I am more nervous about you seeing this my hand

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Speaker 4: and my heart, and.

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Speaker 5: It's so tender. It's the work of a child. It's

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Speaker 5: the work of a forty nine year old man. Child.

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Speaker 4: Go easy, Jack, you see it. You will laugh.

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Speaker 5: It's okay.

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Speaker 4: You shouldn't feel bad, but it will take your breath

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Speaker 4: and go.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: He's going to put that on and wear it, poor Ruby.

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Speaker 4: All right, patchy, what's your six word?

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Speaker 5: Weekend?

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Speaker 6: Santa didn't ask what ords wanted. We went to a

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Speaker 6: Christmas pantomime.

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Speaker 5: I'm taking that. He's now six feet under. He's sleeping

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Speaker 5: with the reindeer.

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Speaker 6: We went to this Christmas show on the weekend, and

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Speaker 6: the first thing that struck us was when we went

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Speaker 6: in to see Santa was that Audrey was taller than him.

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Speaker 2: She's eleven.

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Speaker 3: He sent one of the elks, oh so short man.

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Speaker 6: But it just looks funny. It's like, hang on, maybe

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Speaker 6: you're too old to be doing Sanna. Anyway, he was

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Speaker 6: a funny center. And that he didn't say, oh, what's

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Speaker 6: your name? Have you been a good girl this year?

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Speaker 5: Year?

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Speaker 6: What do you want? He just said, I guess you

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Speaker 6: want your photo taking now, which.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like her, but a lacklush center.

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Speaker 6: So he sat down and then the photographer got like

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Speaker 6: a sock puppet puppet to hold up to a saying, smile.

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Speaker 2: I think she's twelve, she's not month months?

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Speaker 4: Are you sure? This was like a legit operation, not

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Speaker 4: just a couple of weirdness.

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Speaker 2: And this thing had buttons for eyes. It looked like

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Speaker 2: his mother had made it.

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Speaker 5: That's just so hot soap puppets these days, so things

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Speaker 5: have moved on now. The sound googly eyed soap puppet.

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Speaker 4: And did it make her smile or just like crying?

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Speaker 6: She's just looking at it and screwed up her face

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Speaker 6: and we're like, ah, do you smile?

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Speaker 2: She's like, he's got a sock puppet.

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Speaker 5: That's what I need for my walking trip as well,

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Speaker 5: merchandise soft puppets.

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Speaker 4: Daddy and daughters chat.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we walked out of there.

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Speaker 6: In audio said he didn't even ask what I wanted.

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Speaker 6: Must you should have told him what you wanted. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: Then they had further in this tent, had this Grinch

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Speaker 6: show with the Grinch, the Christmas Grinch, and he's in

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Speaker 6: his green outfit and as he was dancing, he lost

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Speaker 6: his Christmas outfit, like it was becoming you could see

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Speaker 6: it falling off down his arms. It's like, oh no,

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Speaker 6: he's getting naked. Anyway, so the elks, so did you think.

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Speaker 4: Was the first night now?

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Speaker 6: Anyway, so the elves were trying to put it back on.

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Speaker 6: Grinch at the back.

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Speaker 4: I have to go and see this. This sounds like

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Speaker 4: the best show in town.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, it was to no avail. It just fell off,

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Speaker 6: and so he was kind of naked. It was just

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Speaker 6: in his green furs. So all the dads were, yeah, like.

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Speaker 2: They're at a strip club.

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Speaker 6: But then as he was walking off stage, they had

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Speaker 6: like these candy cane trees. But his elves he obviously

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Speaker 6: couldn't see out of his big you know, the head

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Speaker 6: of the Grench outfit. So the elves were kind of

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Speaker 6: directing him off the stage, but they didn't do a

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Speaker 6: very good job. So they run him straight into this

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Speaker 6: cared a tree.

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Speaker 4: He was rehearsal.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, he smacked his head into this tree and

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Speaker 6: the top of like the head came off.

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Speaker 3: How much did this all cost?

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Speaker 2: But I only recommend it.

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Speaker 6: It was fun.

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Speaker 5: Just on this review, it's like high performance art.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Christian with Jack bowling for ad Empson in January. When

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Speaker 5: you guys are back, you will need a right hand

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Speaker 5: man to co commentate the game with you.

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Speaker 4: Army man, Marty, you are hired.

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Speaker 3: Is he a bowling? What's his credentials? Is he a

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Speaker 3: bowling commentator?

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Speaker 4: Sure he is more than merrier?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: Six word weekend?

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Speaker 5: Let's go through yours?

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Speaker 4: What soccero's stinking hangover? Oh? We dead to me? Binged

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Speaker 4: it worth it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Well I've just started to get into it. I

535
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Speaker 5: know it came up while ago. That is brilliant, wrong one. Hello,

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Speaker 5: a lot of soccer. Whose one's coming through? Soccer?

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Speaker 4: Use oi oi?

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Speaker 5: That's from Sammy finished putting up my Christmas decorations. That's

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Speaker 5: from Jody camped at the Grampians. Great weekend, So from

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Speaker 5: Dave got married leaving for honeymoon, listening to you guys

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Speaker 5: right now and Jake, congratulations, have a wonderful honeymoon.

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Speaker 4: First real Christmas tree set up, You've got to.

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Speaker 5: Know for a real one. That's from Tim first day

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Speaker 5: back after hip replacement.

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Speaker 4: That's from Steve got.

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Speaker 5: Eight David Gray CDs thrilled Reese. You said that in

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Speaker 5: two thousand and one. I can help you with merchandise

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Speaker 5: and designing. Please call me another the wather they've gone.

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Speaker 5: Please call me like you're responding to an s O S.

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Speaker 5: I hear your distress. This has come from Chris Sadley.

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Speaker 5: I joined the COVID club. It's amazing. People who still

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Speaker 5: like you are so lucky. Jack. You haven't, haven't. I

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Speaker 5: think virtually everybody else on this show is a COVID.

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Speaker 5: By now, luggage got free ride to Sydney's on Judy

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Speaker 5: My Best Dear ride from London. Someone else picked up

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Speaker 5: her suitcase and took it back with them to Perth.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's a NIGHTMB someone picks up your

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Speaker 5: suitcase and I love this one. There's a lot going

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Speaker 5: on in these six words. Barbie drinks vote, Wait, you

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Speaker 5: were drinking before you voted. Barbie drinks vote, pilates bedsheets.

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Speaker 5: I think we get the whole cycle of life in

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Speaker 5: that well.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Huge congratulations.

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Speaker 5: An amazing win over the weekend for the Soccero's their

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Speaker 5: second win in the last twelve years in a World

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Speaker 5: Cup game, and a great win as well.

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Speaker 4: Brilliant goal.

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Speaker 5: So this time last week when it just kicked off

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Speaker 5: one of the most controversial World Cups. There was a

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Speaker 5: press conference on the day of the opening SALMONI for

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Speaker 5: the president of FIFA, which is the biggest, most powerful

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Speaker 5: sporting body in the world, Johnny Infantino, and he was

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Speaker 5: obviously trying to get ahead of all the stories about

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Speaker 5: the terrible discrimination that people can face in Qatar.

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Speaker 14: Because they know what it means to be discriminated, to

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Speaker 14: be bullied as a foreigner in a foreign country. As

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Speaker 14: a child at school, I was bullied because I had

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Speaker 14: red hair and I had these red how do you

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Speaker 14: call them?

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Speaker 5: Freckles?

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Speaker 1: Freckles?

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Speaker 14: Freckles, Sorry, freckles, freckles you see, don another term.

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Speaker 4: It's incredible, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: You know, while all the reporters that the press conference

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Speaker 5: going yeah, what about these awful rumors about the migrant

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Speaker 5: workers losing their lives, homosexuals who could be put in

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Speaker 5: prisoner's like, wait to hear my story. Freckles?

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Speaker 4: I mean they were terrible, these freckles.

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Speaker 5: All right, Some we've got some round up now from

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Speaker 5: the World Cup over the weekend. Where else are in

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Speaker 5: the same group as England lost to around over the

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Speaker 5: weekend and Sky News in the UK Cross Live to

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Speaker 5: Welsh Found which possibly a mistake after they were leaving

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Speaker 5: the stadium after losing two Neil two Iran guys.

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Speaker 4: Sorry Alive on Sky News to reaction to the end

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Speaker 4: we lost, Sorry, reaction to the lost and apologies.

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Speaker 12: Give a pixie to the in the season reaction.

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Speaker 3: To the loss.

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Speaker 1: Apologies for the language.

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Speaker 5: This is a This is from a pub right in Newcastle.

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Speaker 5: Newcastle is a big, fervent football town in the north

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Speaker 5: of England where one person at the remote control couldn't

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Speaker 5: find the right channel to put the England USA game on.

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Speaker 5: Listen to it. Sounds like there are thousands of people there.

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Speaker 5: Onst one.

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Speaker 12: It's one hunnel shuttle for your fist.

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Speaker 15: Far shutdo.

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Speaker 12: Great fight.

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Speaker 13: Not far.

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Speaker 12: Scrolled up what.

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Speaker 5: It said, Oh we didn't obviously tone that one. Apologies

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Speaker 5: about the length.

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Speaker 3: I know that English people love a pub, but what

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Speaker 3: is t that there was twenty thousand people there.

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Speaker 5: This is that amazing goal commentary from SBS. This is

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Speaker 5: Mitch Duke's goal.

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Speaker 15: Lovely touch Duke again into the passage of pray good

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Speaker 15: one takes a deflection.

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Speaker 12: I'll tell you and they hit it.

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Speaker 15: From Mitch Joke Australia had the advantage and mixed Duke

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Speaker 15: because the soccer's eighth individual goalscorer.

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Speaker 4: In a World Cup finals match.

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Speaker 5: It almost woke Harry killed up. He's still got quite

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Speaker 5: soon is definitely arms is it? We've scored one? Wow?

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Speaker 4: And this was the reaction of fed Square schools always

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Speaker 4: just that pub in. Someone did another right channel and we've.

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Speaker 5: Got a listener out there, John who left us this

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Speaker 5: voicemail over the weekend after being out that soccerhos went

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Speaker 5: out there in Qatar.

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Speaker 15: Knday Christian John here live from the Qatar World Cup.

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Speaker 15: Mitch Duke, what a girl. I think Mitch Duke should

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Speaker 15: be given a knighthood from the new King.

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Speaker 5: What do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: And Harry Suter? What a game? If McGuire's worth eighty

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Speaker 4: million pounds?

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Speaker 5: And what's Harry worth?

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Speaker 15: And when that final siren rang, the whistle was blown,

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Speaker 15: the win was just euphoria. The celebrations continued on into

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Speaker 15: the night. On the way out, we had the traditional

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Speaker 15: hat swappers, a Brazilian guy come up to me and

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Speaker 15: one of my Australia hat the highs and the lows.

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Speaker 5: It was all fantastic. That's awesome. We'll go.

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Speaker 4: We'll hear more from my John the sense he's at

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Speaker 4: the next Sockers game as well.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes your dad might do something out of character. We're

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Speaker 5: going to call these dad shocks. My dad is seventy

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Speaker 5: four and recently, at the age of seventy four, he's

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Speaker 5: decided to start baking. Right, never had a meal made

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Speaker 5: mom my dad growing up right, never did any cooking.

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Speaker 5: He's now started baking, which is absolutely no benefit to

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Speaker 5: me as a grown up. It's like, why couldn't you

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Speaker 5: done that thirty four years ago?

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Speaker 4: I would have loved my dad to make me a cake.

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Speaker 5: But the other big thing is my dad last weekend

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Speaker 5: went to the opera for the first time ever.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: My dad always leads whenever he's done anything hand always

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Speaker 5: first all tell you how much money he saved when

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Speaker 5: it was just twelve bucks, and when you can't gone

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Speaker 5: to London there because he's a cheat. You can't even

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Speaker 5: get a bag of chips twelve bucks anyway. Now it's

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Speaker 5: a local amateur version. What is that like the local

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Speaker 5: posties doing Pavarotti or he went to the amateur version

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Speaker 5: of cozy fan Tutti over the weekend.

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Speaker 3: I understand an amateur play because you can learn your lines.

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Speaker 3: But opera is a very still talent.

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Speaker 2: But they've got to start somewhere, Jack, haven't they.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't think they start as amateurs. I think

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Speaker 5: they just get discovered. I think amateurs are just people.

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Speaker 5: It's a hobby for But anyway, that's why it's twelve dollars.

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Speaker 5: So he absolutely loved his first of opry. He's already

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Speaker 5: booked to go back to two more. Now.

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Speaker 3: My dad, My dad's surprising us with moments like this

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Speaker 3: because he's retired this year and he's got plenty of

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Speaker 3: time on his hand.

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Speaker 4: I think that's what it is. Something gets activated in them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they've just got he's got too much time to fill.

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Speaker 3: He we came home, never seen him take any creative

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Speaker 3: or artistic endeavors in his life. He's got a big

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Speaker 3: paint by numbers picture out in front of him on

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Speaker 3: the kitchen table and he's working his way through the artwork.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's great, your.

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Speaker 4: Dad, even a dad, shock Pats.

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Speaker 2: What's funny.

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Speaker 6: When I was younger, when I was about ten, I

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Speaker 6: know dad was a truck driver and he drove for

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Speaker 6: like six days of the week. He worked very, very hard.

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Speaker 6: He'd leave the house at one am and get home

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Speaker 6: at you know, nine and ten at night. But then

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Speaker 6: I noticed on a Saturday he was home and he'd

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Speaker 6: like go out for a few hours. And I thought

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Speaker 6: he was just going up the parbor going seeing a mate. Anyway, Use, Mum,

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Speaker 6: he's dead.

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Speaker 4: We don't want those kind of dog shocks.

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Speaker 3: He's another fan.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, Mom goes, he's sitting in his pilot's license, and

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Speaker 6: I said, what do you mean he's sitting in his

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Speaker 6: pilot's license. He was studying to be a light plane pilot.

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Speaker 4: Sure, that's what we told her. I might try that one.

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Speaker 4: I am Nan Moraman Cessna's but that's her name.

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Speaker 5: Anyway.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, like pilot's license, when they do, you know, they

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Speaker 2: have to practice the take the landing and the takeoff and.

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Speaker 5: And you're right, they insist we must practice.

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Speaker 2: And he got us to go along with him.

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Speaker 12: So it was broof.

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Speaker 2: I know for a fact that he was getting his

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Speaker 2: pilot's license.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're looking for your dad. Shock stories. Carl Brner.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Question Know Kyle's show podcast All right.

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Speaker 5: So look, when we say dad shocks, we want like

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Speaker 5: the stories that you know, we shared, ones about our

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Speaker 5: dads suddenly, you know, going to the opera, painting, baking,

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Speaker 5: taking a pilot's license. We don't want a shock about

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Speaker 5: finding out that dad has been sorting out Missus Harrison number.

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Speaker 4: Too many scandals, which is all we're getting at the

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Speaker 4: moment is scandals. And then this one from Jess.

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Speaker 5: I'm thirty two and for the first twenty years of

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Speaker 5: my life, my dad had convinced me before Color TV

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Speaker 5: came out, that the whole world was black and white.

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Speaker 5: He had convinced me by only ever showing me black

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Speaker 5: and white family photos. That's when you went outdoors, Jess me,

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Speaker 5: So please, dad shocks, opera, painting, baking, pyth it's license

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Speaker 5: that level of nice shocks.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's all we should accorded.

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Speaker 3: If you can do that, you get a fridge.

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Speaker 4: You get a fridge. Just answer the damn question. We've

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Speaker 4: only got five days left together.

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Speaker 5: Don't go out like this. Listener's okay, no dad screwing

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Speaker 5: around stories? Can I make it any clearer?

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Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the lines. Let's see, let's

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Speaker 4: see what we've got.

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Speaker 1: Kate.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Kate. I hope you

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Speaker 5: did a great weekend. And what's your dad's shocks story

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Speaker 5: for us?

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Speaker 13: So, my dad at the why is old age of

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Speaker 13: sixty two thought to himself, after semi retiring to go

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Speaker 13: back to universe, no, to go to university, decided sixty

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Speaker 13: three was the right age to start in education.

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Speaker 5: Awesome, But what did he go and study.

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Speaker 13: He's studying a Bachelor of Commerce is so you're there now, Yeah,

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Speaker 13: he started this year. It's quite funny being on the

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Speaker 13: other side, as we have to be like Dad, you

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Speaker 13: can't leave the siments for the last minute. Yeah, we

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Speaker 13: have to postpone our Father's Day celebrations because he's like,

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Speaker 13: now I've got too many assignments next weekend.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's great. Good on him, Kay, thank you much.

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Speaker 5: The story is good at Emily, Good morning, Emily.

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Speaker 11: Good morning.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: Last time guns and Roses came out, I took my dad,

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Speaker 16: but when I brought the tickets, I didn't rize. They

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Speaker 16: were for the mosh pits, and my dad jumped in

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Speaker 16: there and acted like a complete teenager.

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Speaker 5: We just going for the just moshing just jumping up

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Speaker 5: and down.

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Speaker 16: Yep, just absolutely like so so usually there's all twenty

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Speaker 16: year olds and thirty year olds in the moshpit. My

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Speaker 16: dad's seventy on and he acted like a complete teenager.

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Speaker 4: Great, you can get the bar fridge.

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Speaker 5: That's just what we want.

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Speaker 4: I love this.

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Speaker 16: I just sat there and took it. I just went

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Speaker 16: and stood along on the edge or something and watched

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Speaker 16: my dad from a distance.

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Speaker 5: I love that. The image of is false teeth flying out.

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Speaker 5: My god, those acts of roses. Emily, you can have

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Speaker 5: the nine hundred dollars husky.

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Speaker 4: Bar fridge thanks to I and S.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, pleasure.

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Speaker 4: Thanks recording him well.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Time for your brand new misheard Lyrics. Every Monday we

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Speaker 5: go through all the brilliant misheard lyrics you send in.

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Speaker 5: This week, Jack Post has actually brought one in the

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Speaker 5: mix as well. Let's get into this week's misheard lyrics.

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Speaker 5: It's just another miss herdman Christian O'Connell's miss her lyrics.

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Speaker 5: All right, as we play back your lyrics, if we

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Speaker 5: agree with what you think you're mishearing, if it's a no,

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Speaker 5: and for the Great Ones Hall of favor last week

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Speaker 5: Call of Famer for Nathan with yeah, by Usher, I

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Speaker 5: got so caught up, I forgot your donkey. All right,

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Speaker 5: let's here we've got this week. It's good in mac.

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Speaker 5: First of all, he's got queens seven seeds of rye.

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Speaker 5: Fear me you loathsome lazy creatures? Or is it fear

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Speaker 5: me you lords and lady creatures. Matt's got this unnecessary

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Speaker 5: cover version of the Great Sound of Silence. It's disturbed

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Speaker 5: version the original line. Then Fall said, I you do

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Speaker 5: not know silence like a cancer.

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Speaker 4: Grows.

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Speaker 8: Full said I you.

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Speaker 12: Silence like chancer?

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Speaker 1: Or is it?

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Speaker 5: According to Matt, Full said I you do not know

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Speaker 5: silence like a casserole.

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Speaker 12: Full said I you silence like chancer.

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Speaker 4: I'm hearing casseroles.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely there.

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Speaker 4: Again, it's a full, said eye. You do not know

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Speaker 4: silence like a casserole.

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Speaker 1: Full said I.

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Speaker 12: Silence like a cancer.

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Speaker 3: Way to say it, but it's there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, you could have that one. Nathan has got

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Speaker 5: this one from Rhianna. Lift me up, hold me, hold me,

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Speaker 5: hold me? Or is she name check? In the England

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Speaker 5: cricket team fans, the Barbie Army Barbie Army, Barmie, Army, Army. Hello.

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Speaker 4: This actually played at the next Ashes. That is incredible.

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Speaker 12: Come on in Hall of Fame.

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Speaker 4: That's one of the clearest nice herds of the year.

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Speaker 5: Barbie Army, Barbie Army name check by Rihanna for the

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Speaker 5: England cricket fans. I don't hear hold me, hold me anymore.

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Speaker 5: That's a great one, Nathan, thank you very much. Hall

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Speaker 5: of Famer. Beck has got this one by Melissa Etheridge

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Speaker 5: like the way I do is it's so Is it

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Speaker 5: so hard to satisfy your senses? Jeez?

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Speaker 4: It hard.

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Speaker 1: To satisfy your senses?

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Speaker 4: I want this one to be true. Is it so

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Speaker 4: hard to satisfy your sensey?

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Speaker 11: Jeez?

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Speaker 12: Is it so hard.

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Speaker 1: To satisfy your senses?

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Speaker 5: Nice? Still Census. Jeff's got this one by James Rain

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Speaker 5: Hammerheads be my purifier, Ma, you refire?

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Speaker 4: This is going to ruin this a lot of you?

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Speaker 4: Or is it be my urine file?

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Speaker 12: Ma you refire.

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Speaker 5: He's really closing his eyes and really getting into the

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Speaker 5: meaning behind urine fire.

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Speaker 4: Mam you refire?

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Speaker 5: Is there? Well?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 5: Well, luky, longtime listener, first time emailer, Jack Posts, do

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Speaker 5: you want to take us through this one.

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Speaker 4: Ah, yes, I will Rosalynn Snap.

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Speaker 3: Lyrics the original lyrics since June twenty second, My heart's

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Speaker 3: been on fire.

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Speaker 1: This is twenty second, my husband of fire.

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Speaker 4: What are you hearing?

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Speaker 3: I'm hearing? And wouldn't this paid a funny mental image?

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Speaker 3: Since June twenty second? My husband on fire?

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Speaker 5: Stop it?

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Speaker 2: This is twenty second, my husband of fire.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's yes.

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Speaker 5: And finally, this one comes from Adam Christian. I'm not

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Speaker 5: sure if this is suitable for live radio, but I

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Speaker 5: am sending you anyway. Gee, thank you, sir. I won't

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Speaker 5: say what the swear word is, but all I say

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Speaker 5: is it really does sound like he's cussing Joe Cocker

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Speaker 5: on his version of leave your Hat on. I can't

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Speaker 5: hear a swear word, can you anything? Yeah? That's what

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Speaker 5: it must be. That all right? As always, the email

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Speaker 5: for you said lyrics is Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 5: com dot AU. Thank you, Carlin A. Bryer.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'connll show podcast.

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Speaker 5: I need to describe the scene in the studio. Okay, So,

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Speaker 5: like I said earlier, my eldest daughter Ruby, she's eighteen,

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Speaker 5: she's finished year twelve waiting for the old eightar so Friday,

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Speaker 5: and today she's coming to us. She's coming to hang

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Speaker 5: out and work on the show. So if you call

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Speaker 5: on the show at the moment, amongst all the producers,

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Speaker 5: you will start to hear my daughter Ruby this week

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Speaker 5: taking calls as well. Over the weekend, an incident occurred

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Speaker 5: and it's become a source of tension between us.

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Speaker 4: Even in the studio day. She's brought up a couple

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Speaker 4: of times.

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Speaker 5: I didn't put this topic up for something to talk

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Speaker 5: about on the radio, but Jack has urged both of

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Speaker 5: us to talk about our version events for having some

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Speaker 5: kind of I guess, some kind of way of moving

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Speaker 5: on together before we go away for a week to

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Speaker 5: Queenstown on Saturday.

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Speaker 3: Well, something's happened obviously over the weekend, because Ruby is

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Speaker 3: a different girl to the one I saw on Friday,

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Speaker 3: innocent on Friday, and now looks like she's seen a

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Speaker 3: ghost by Monday.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So if I Ruby, okay, if I just say

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Speaker 5: what happened? Okay, And obviously you've got a different sort

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Speaker 5: of angle on it. We went to get some walking

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Speaker 5: gear for obviously that's what we're going to Queens Town hiking,

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Speaker 5: three days hiking, and then quite a lot as well.

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Speaker 5: So Freany excited, went to this place, one of these

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Speaker 5: outdoor outfitters, Fay knowledgeable person taking them through all the options. There,

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Speaker 5: We've got the shoes, and then Ruby said, you need

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Speaker 5: to get these. We need to get these water booth

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Speaker 5: trousers that also convert to shorts. Didn't even know it's

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Speaker 5: a thing I've seen. Y.

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Speaker 4: I can't imagine we've been needing those in the heady

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Speaker 4: heats of New Zealand.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, why not, We're going get them. So this

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Speaker 5: guy shows me the options for men. I try the

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Speaker 5: first pair on. They're beige, and they're really figure hugging

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Speaker 5: around the upper thigh area.

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Speaker 3: Not something you think of usually we don't think of

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Speaker 3: outdoor work.

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Speaker 5: No, no, and so much so that I like, oh,

902
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Speaker 5: I just take a photo and send this to my wife,

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Speaker 5: because it's really like John Travolta.

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Speaker 4: I walk out.

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Speaker 5: Ruby goes, hey, can I see them what I look like?

906
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Speaker 5: And I don't think I can wear this. She goes,

907
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Speaker 5: come on, let me see him. She's horrified by it's

908
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 5: a lot of dead it's such a it's just it's

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Speaker 5: just it's it's not appropriate for a man to be

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00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 5: wandering around Queenstown anywhere, march around chatting to other walkers

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Speaker 5: because they're going to go good God, is he doing

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Speaker 5: that for a reason?

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Speaker 4: Is he has he got his currency there? What's shoved down?

914
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Speaker 3: Is that shiny waterproof?

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Speaker 5: So anyway, obviously it's this an accent. I didn't buy

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Speaker 5: those trousers, but Ruby seen scene stuff. She didn't want

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Speaker 5: to see.

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Speaker 4: Ruby from point of view, Oh well, it.

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Speaker 2: Was disturbing to say the least.

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Speaker 3: I don't actually know why you decided to come out

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Speaker 3: of the changing room. That's why they have the mirrors

922
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Speaker 3: in the change You can say that it's inappropriate.

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Speaker 4: I just want to check because I wasn't sure if

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Speaker 4: this was the norm. This is how walkers walk.

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Speaker 5: Around these days.

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Speaker 3: On display when.

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Speaker 4: We were leaven, Ruby said it was like some sort

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Speaker 4: of dad version of a camel toe.

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Speaker 2: It was actually obscene. It was like just criminals.

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Speaker 3: Why did he take a photo of it?

931
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Speaker 5: That was show my wife like, hey, obviously you can't

932
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Speaker 5: be wearing these anyway. When I showed my wife later on,

933
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Speaker 5: she was like, oh my god, Chris, Danny's disgusting. You

934
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Speaker 5: see all the detail, nothing's left the imagine that she goes.

935
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Speaker 5: Please tell me that isn't going to be shared socially.

936
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Speaker 5: You'll have complaints.

937
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: No, it will get taken down just violating rights.

938
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: It was like as tight as skin.

939
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 5: That is enough.

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Speaker 4: Now can calling a time out?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Today we're looking for your fancy movies and then went

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Speaker 5: high school decided snub its nose at traditional democracy snag

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Speaker 5: Over the weekend voting station made the bold choice to

945
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Speaker 5: sell oysters and champagne. A single oyster with tequila and

946
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Speaker 5: Charlotte Mignor was going for ten dollars a pop.

947
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Speaker 4: Fancy all right, fancy movies, posh movies?

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Speaker 5: You ready to mar Jo? Yes, dude, where's my caveat Gold?

949
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 5: When Prince Harry met Sally?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 4: Gold croquet dundee, it's more fancy than crocodiles. Gold bend

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00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 4: it like Victoria Beckham, So fancy gold? Can he continue?

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Speaker 14: No?

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00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 4: Here come the bronzes, Oh Butler, where art thou? Silver

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00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 4: puff and no control for old men? Silver Jackie boy?

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00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 5: What have you got?

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00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 4: Edward's silverhan that's very good.

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00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 5: Gold.

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Speaker 3: Memoirs of a Gucci I like that that's a high

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00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: class brand like this one. Recked Ralph. He's just a

961
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 3: regular guy in movies. Now he's high class's role left Ralph,

962
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:21,840
Speaker 3: that's good. Gold, Debbie does Palace.

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00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'll give that a goal. Bronze and

964
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 4: Batman and Snobbin Jackie Boy like more of a kind

965
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 4: of award Silver all right, Yeah for the original.

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Speaker 1: Smell the Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: For today, He's bective show for the time, waster, posh movies.

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Speaker 5: Jack You're ready tomorrow, Let's do it big truffle in

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00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 5: Little China, Gold, Gord and Daniel private high school musicals,

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00:47:54,120 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 5: die hard with a fragrance, spend it like Victoria at

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Speaker 5: Beckham Gold but derivative.

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Speaker 4: You mean Gucci Gold.

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Speaker 5: We do Mark, Oh dear, this one ain't great. And

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Speaker 5: he's given me stage directions as well. Driving Miss Daisy

975
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Speaker 5: becomes brackets, posh voice, driving Miss Lady Gaga.

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Speaker 3: Oh terrible, even with the pop boys Bronze.

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Speaker 5: Sorry now, actually you should be sorry, you should be sorry.

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00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 5: Mary's popping the champagne had some Alana Who's chained? Word

979
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 5: and Lana Taana throw Mama from the Limo Gold. Four

980
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 5: coronations in a funeral Silvam, that's from Mitch.

981
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Speaker 4: Who's twelve? Who's feeding Gilbert grapes?

982
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 5: He's a real gold Plus, well done? Who's that?

983
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 4: Justin Inferntree? Gun, very smart?

984
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Speaker 5: Silence of the Lamborghinis, Si Forrest Trump Silva extending Jacks

985
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Speaker 5: one earlier wreck it Ralph Lauran Lauren.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very good. Kamela Deville instead of Cruella Deville.

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00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 5: Mama's Palace. Yeah, bronze blinging in the rain. Gold Plus

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00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 5: that's Chris who frames Roger Federer is fantasy.

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00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 4: Oh he's fancy. Come on, gold and I love this one.

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00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 4: Ostentatious powers. All right, there were some of the vessels

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Speaker 4: in the air. Tough job for you not who gets

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00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 4: the Billy Joel tickets?

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Speaker 3: I did love Justin who's feeding Gilbert grapes?

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Still the conversation.

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00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 5: The studio has returned to Trousergate, hopefully Tim will hill.

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00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,479
Speaker 3: So you you both here, but they're still tired.

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Speaker 4: They're tight. That must be the look now for the

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Speaker 4: hiking out.

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Speaker 3: Hiking pants I always imagine very roomy.

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Speaker 5: I think, honestly, maybe the cycling of it recently, Dennis,

1002
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Speaker 5: my trainer on Peloton, he's honing them. He's honing those thighs.

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Speaker 3: Were you in the women's section, maybe, and that's why

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Speaker 3: they are.

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Speaker 4: Maybe very very comfortable fat comfortable?

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Speaker 5: All right, tomorrow's show today, after hearing the story earlier,

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Speaker 5: we were asking you again what stank? We had an

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Speaker 5: amazing story about a guy. If you missed it, lucky

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00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,880
Speaker 5: you or he had to sit through it was an

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Speaker 5: incredible story. Was it his bait that turned into slush?

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Speaker 3: His bait and any fish fridge was a freezer under

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Speaker 3: his house. He went away for three weeks to realize

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00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 3: that all defrosted and it made it went into a

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Speaker 3: fishy sludge.

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Speaker 4: So he had to dig a hole and bury it.

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Speaker 5: He wrapped his face in a tea towel doused in

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Speaker 5: eucalyptus or the smell was that bad dry heaven when

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Speaker 5: he was digging this sole. So tomorrow on the show, no,

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Speaker 5: I don't work, not more smells. We want to know

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Speaker 5: what did you bury? What did you bury? Christian at

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Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell dot com, tod a you We're going back

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Speaker 5: into our big book of listeners as well.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for listening. Huggies on the way. A brighter note.

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