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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini right now,

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Speaker 1: our fairy god Martha, Martha Califatita's joints on the show.

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Speaker 2: It's no problem, too big or too small. If you're

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Speaker 2: having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 3: It's woman Woodies, very god Martha Martha.

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Speaker 2: Hey, guys, how are you very very good? Now?

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Speaker 3: Let's get straight down to it. Will and I are handcuffed.

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Speaker 3: We are being handcuffed together.

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Speaker 2: I've seen the footage, just seen that. The shower scene

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Speaker 2: was like that was actually extra special.

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Speaker 3: So you enjoyed that because I saw that you commented

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Speaker 3: on the video. If you want to see the video

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Speaker 3: that Martha's talking about, go to our instagram Will and Woody.

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Speaker 3: But Martha, your comment was, I have questions. Well, the

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Speaker 3: floor is yours?

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Speaker 2: Was the shower part your favorite part so far?

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Speaker 1: So sick? It was it was a confronting he is

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Speaker 1: a confrontinground.

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Speaker 2: The trickling water was so nice, and then there was

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Speaker 2: like this slashing sound as well. It was it was

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Speaker 2: all you know, it was. It was epic.

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Speaker 1: The slashing sound was do you do have a shower

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Speaker 1: with Michael Martha?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all the time.

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Speaker 1: We haven't doubles something actually that you know, like, this

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Speaker 1: is something that has two guys we were quite comfortable

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Speaker 1: doing together, which is which is washing the Grand Canyon,

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Speaker 1: which is something we discussed with you, Martha. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: as you can see in the video, Woods gets right

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't surprised, honestly, I was expecting it from him.

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Speaker 4: Hang on a second, what does that comment mean you

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Speaker 4: you what do you.

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Speaker 2: Mean because you're quite open like that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, care with the words wide open? So you saying so?

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Speaker 3: So you obviously shower with with Michael? Does he when

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Speaker 3: he is cleansing that area of his body?

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Speaker 4: Is it similar? Or do I really take it.

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Speaker 2: To kind of just give each other the courtesy of

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Speaker 2: looking the other way? Well, I'm not going to make

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Speaker 2: eye contact at that time.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you know, who cares, you know, like it's

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Speaker 1: a partner. I mean I had to watch Wood. My

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Speaker 1: hand had to be ten centimeters away from the cleanse.

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Speaker 2: I actually think you guys now are more intimate and

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Speaker 2: closer than Michael and I.

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Speaker 3: Potentially, Although you guys did have a pretty romantic trip

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Speaker 3: to Adelaide recently, is that true?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was a surprise trip. Well, it was a

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Speaker 2: surprise to me. Michael obviously knew about it, but it

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Speaker 2: was actually a job, guy, It was a job.

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Speaker 1: It was work.

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Speaker 2: Michael was like, they block out these days in your calendar,

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Speaker 2: we're going away. And I got so excited thinking like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, we're going off the grid three days

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Speaker 2: no work.

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Speaker 5: How good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it ended up being a job. But

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm not complaining at all. It was

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Speaker 2: literally the most amazing three days. It was incredible. Well,

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Speaker 2: I mean, Australia is I seriously like, we're so spoilt

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Speaker 1: It looked like an I can't tell her we're still

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Speaker 1: doing the job right now. It sounds like a radio.

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Speaker 4: Mentions in there to seal the deal.

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Speaker 1: We know you've got a weekly bit on willing Woody,

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Speaker 1: make so you plugs Australia. We love to get around

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Speaker 1: at Martha. But there were so many stories, and I've

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Speaker 1: spoken to you about this.

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Speaker 2: I knew what you did.

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Speaker 1: I know you. It was like it was like you

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Speaker 1: know when you used to get those binders at school,

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Speaker 1: those spy Rex binders. It was like the perforation down

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Speaker 1: the side of one of those binders.

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Speaker 2: It was like it was a bit disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't have didn't okon, I would have pressed down

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Speaker 2: It was horn I mean, South Australia Tourism were pretty happy.

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Speaker 2: But you went into the.

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Speaker 4: Second radio that you needed.

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Speaker 1: We got more with Martha right up next. Don't go anywhere,

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Speaker 1: No more mentions in South Australia, you dog.

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Speaker 4: Don't you use our show.

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Speaker 2: For your swill and woodies?

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Speaker 1: Very god ma, Although Martha, we were looking for some

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Speaker 1: advice previously through our nude shower.

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Speaker 4: Although as our.

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Speaker 1: Fairy god Martha, you could only offer that you don't

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Speaker 2: Would be my advice to everyone. It's just took away.

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Speaker 2: There's a few times in life where eye contact just

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably okay, okay, I disagree.

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Speaker 3: I think it's great for intimacy to make eye contact

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Speaker 3: there and his other thing, Martha, which I think takes

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Speaker 3: great intimacy. And I come from a place of professionalism

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Speaker 3: here because I am a marriage celarist. Just reach out

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Speaker 3: for me, dm me if you do want me, but

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Speaker 3: Martha you said, no, no, it's all on the books.

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Speaker 4: But the book Martha.

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Speaker 3: You said recently that you don't like the personal vows

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Speaker 3: in a ceremony.

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Speaker 2: You guys are queak, thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 4: You did this last night, didn't you on your stories

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Speaker 4: or saying yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't not like them. I am, I am. I'm

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Speaker 3: Right, Okay, so that's not part of a Greek Orthodox wedding.

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Speaker 3: But you did have a commitment ceremony on Married at

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Speaker 3: First Side, and you revealed that the producers actually wrote

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Speaker 3: your vows for Michael, but Michael wrote his.

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Speaker 5: Che she did.

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Speaker 6: I think a lot of people write their own.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I think it's the best part of any

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Speaker 3: wedding ceremony, honestly, to tell the person that you love

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Speaker 3: why you love them. Is Michael unhappy that you've never

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Speaker 2: You know how? Like everyone hosts a different woman who languages,

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Speaker 2: and everyone's love language is different.

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Speaker 3: Yeah different silence six.

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Speaker 2: No, not silence, But like I guess I show love

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Speaker 5: That kind of other things for him, you know, to

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Speaker 4: What sort of things.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, make him dinner, like I am his clothes, like,

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Speaker 2: do things like that. Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: Right, right, So when michaels home and you bind his shirt,

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Speaker 1: that's that's the gesture of love.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not like, I don't know, like I feel like, yes,

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Speaker 4: A lot of love languages excess service, isn't it. That's like,

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Speaker 2: Lot of service. Otherwise he can just wear like his

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Speaker 2: I think it is an active service.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, And it's very romantic, a very romantic one

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Speaker 3: at that.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: So you tapped out?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, so you tapped out of that. Do you

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Speaker 1: think he deserves some bounce though? Like if we spoke

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Speaker 1: Martha have said some really nice things.

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Speaker 2: You would have liked it. Yeah, he would have liked it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that's a right, Like if someone who's

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Speaker 1: something that lovely at the altar.

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Speaker 2: I guess if that's what you're used to, But for me,

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Speaker 2: I'm not used to that. Like I've never known anyone.

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Speaker 4: Say yeah, yeah, yeah, well you could.

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Speaker 1: You could have find your shirt at the altar. That

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Speaker 1: might have really translated. Hey, speaking of active service.

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Speaker 4: To each other.

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Speaker 1: Mate, I bloody love this. I know you've got to go,

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Speaker 1: but because it sounds like you're in a nail salon

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Speaker 1: if I'm being perfectly honest with you, but you were.

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Speaker 1: I saw the other day that Michael managed to put

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Speaker 1: ant repellent, also known as well. The way that ant

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Speaker 1: it in your jock draw ant.

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Speaker 2: Killer to attract the ants in my underwear draw. They

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Speaker 2: take it back to the hive.

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Speaker 4: That's how somewhere else put in your draw.

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Speaker 1: One of the best things I've ever heard. So you

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Speaker 1: got jocks in your han ants in.

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Speaker 2: Your jock draw, Well I didn't, No, I didn't have them,

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Speaker 2: but he put the ant repellent in my and then

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Speaker 2: obviously that doesn't repel the ants at the beginning. At

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Speaker 2: the beginning, it attracts the ass And then.

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Speaker 6: They were all attracted to the underwear draw because he

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Speaker 2: And knot about South Australia.

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Speaker 5: Chocolate attracted the ant. And then when we got.

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Speaker 2: Home, there was like a few ants in the draw,

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Speaker 2: like enough for me to kill. There was like one

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Speaker 2: or two. But Michael, being you know, mister Runelli, was like, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: I know what I need to do. I'm just going

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Speaker 2: to go to Bunnies and I'm just going to get

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Speaker 2: some ants repellent and I'll sort this out, babe, don't

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Speaker 2: worry about it. I'll get through to the ants. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: the ants are gone, it's fine, worry about it.

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Speaker 6: And so he went and he got aunt repeller and

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Speaker 6: put it in the draw and then it attracted hundreds

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Speaker 6: and thousands of them and made the whole entire situation worse.

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Speaker 2: Than it ever needs to be. See, and then, yeah,

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Speaker 2: my drawer was full of ants.

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Speaker 4: So have ants in your pants right now?

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Speaker 5: No, obviously I would.

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Speaker 2: Entire load of cleaning and washing just underwear to get

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Speaker 2: because the entire wardrobe became full of them. I just

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Speaker 2: can't believe I'm reliving this right now, but I cannot

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Speaker 2: believe he did that. Like, I know, you guys always

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Speaker 2: take Michael's side. No, no, you always take his side,

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Speaker 2: but in this, in this case, like, do you think

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Speaker 2: that was the right move to make with the ant

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Speaker 2: repellent or do you think maybe you would have done

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Speaker 2: it a bit differently. I would love to hear from you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I know I'm the one that has to I'd love.

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Speaker 1: To give you an answer, map, but we've got to

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Speaker 1: keep moving unfortunately for you. Thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Now you're done with that, why not check out more

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