WEBVTT - #104 Oscar’s New Trick, School Orientation, and DJ Ash’s Big Oops

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to start off by saying, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>a really good run, but all good things come to

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<v Speaker 1>an end. It has been a while since I've shipped

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<v Speaker 1>myself done.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm Ash And this is all God. Maybe one

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<v Speaker 2>of the first few times that I've stuffed up that

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<v Speaker 2>intro line. This is a podcast all about parenting. It

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<v Speaker 2>is the good, it is the bad, and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've come winning any advice, it's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen, not today, but we are going to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about Ash shitting himself. Take it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So I was here and I did say to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yo, No, I said, I was a

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<v Speaker 1>bit a sort of time and I had to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>I did hear you upstairs in the bathroom? Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>I pretended to open the door and then I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>just kidding, and then you were like yes, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you started playing music.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was on TikTok And so after I had left,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I just didn't feel great.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a big weekend. What's happening.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the Barley Belly coming. Could be bally.

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<v Speaker 1>Belly anyway one way home because my parents were coming

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<v Speaker 1>to stay with us, so they were already there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was on the way home and I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to sneak out a little far the car. It turned

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<v Speaker 1>out to be shit, but I was more worried about

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, fuck myself. But then I thought, I'm going home,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not going home to not I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>get home and then greet my parents and hug my

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<v Speaker 1>parents after stewing in your stewing my shit for like

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<v Speaker 1>an hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god they didn't notice. So would you do just

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<v Speaker 2>beline or just say hey everyone?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know, you to hug with the

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<v Speaker 1>hips out.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom's like, what are you doing? My good? An erection? Bye? Literally,

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<v Speaker 2>like when you have an erection, you have to like

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<v Speaker 2>hunch over tucket sink it back in. Was it a

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<v Speaker 2>big one?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, it's just a little a little squirty, little watery

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<v Speaker 1>squirt up, little squirty bump. Anyway, I'm fine now, it's

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<v Speaker 1>good to have you back. It is good to be back.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not feel reborn.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, up until now, I've been like, there's something weird

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<v Speaker 2>about ash. I can't quite put my finger on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here it is. M Sorry, I'm so thirsty right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just going to say that because I'm thirsty too,

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<v Speaker 1>because we my parents come over to my house and

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<v Speaker 1>they do love that. I have a fridge full of stonewood,

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<v Speaker 1>stone and wood. Your mum drinks stone and wood. Momum

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<v Speaker 1>loved Actually, mom loves this one the best, but she

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<v Speaker 1>can only have one because what happens she feels a

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<v Speaker 1>bit pissy, and we are talking about the Hinterland Hazy

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<v Speaker 1>pale al from Stone and Woods.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, does your mom like a shandy? Do you know

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<v Speaker 2>what a shandy is? Just diabetic? Oh okay, well that's

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<v Speaker 2>awkward way to bring the mood.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll have a schooner, a hazy balou.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I cannot wait. Put my lips around this

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<v Speaker 2>ic cold can. Let's crack it open and taste a

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<v Speaker 2>sweet nectar. You've earned that one. Actually, I have ten days,

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<v Speaker 2>ten days of pounding the pavement for Ned's uncomfortable challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>Those of you who don't know cut my nails and

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<v Speaker 2>can't get the can open. Oh I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, the cheers for your siplement.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, cheers Ashton.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so the Hinterland Hazy was a Limbits release, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's now.

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<v Speaker 2>Part of the full time family. Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>It is just bloody good beer.

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<v Speaker 2>And where can you get it? In any good bottle shop?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's now pouring on tapping any good bar or restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a ship bar, they don't have it. If

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<v Speaker 2>it's get the hell out of there and get to

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<v Speaker 2>a good bar. And if you're still struggling to find it,

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<v Speaker 2>you can of course order it online if you're lazy

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<v Speaker 2>or don't like interactions with other humans, like Ash at

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<v Speaker 2>Stonewood dot com dot au. That is all one word, Ash,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you acknowledged my incredible achievement of human endurance.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad someone acknowledged it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you know what I was expecting? I am,

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<v Speaker 2>of course talking about it's the Ned's uncomfortable challenge. Ten

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<v Speaker 2>days of doing something uncomfortable. I got involved.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't, Well, my life is pretty uncomfortable, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>always challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>And stupidly, we were doing live streams while NED was running,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wasn't that keen to get involved because I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I just don't know, it's hard to find

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<v Speaker 2>time to make this work. I've got the kids. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got I've got the podcast, incredibly busy with the podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>our friendship, Our friendship. Your phone calls four a day minimum?

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<v Speaker 2>Have reduced them? You have reduced them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's because you insulveded me last time.

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<v Speaker 2>Credit where credits due? And then in the moment during

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<v Speaker 2>the live stream, they were like, we're doing we're all

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<v Speaker 2>going to do sixteen k's a day. Why sixteen because

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<v Speaker 2>it's ten percent of what Ned was doing per day.

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<v Speaker 2>Ned was doing one sixty per day. So they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll do sixteen per day. And in the moment, you're

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<v Speaker 2>just like one point six for me. Thanks, You're like, yeah, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it. It's like when you're with a group

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<v Speaker 2>of people and they're like when should we hang out

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<v Speaker 2>again tomorrow? Should we go here? And you're like I'd

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<v Speaker 2>love that, And then you go home and you're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what have I done? Yeah, it's a bit like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I came home I told Laura, oh yeah, which did

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<v Speaker 2>not go down?

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<v Speaker 1>Well you thought you were expecting like, that is an

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<v Speaker 1>amazing achievement, Pully pants down. Yeah, I'm going to show

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<v Speaker 1>you what an amazing achievement that is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was going, I did nothing at all.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like I came home and said, I've just

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<v Speaker 2>killed a cat on the road. It's raspberry. She was

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<v Speaker 2>just had a look of shock, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>why this is I'm raising money for those in need,

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<v Speaker 2>those who are experiencing homelessness. It's a huge problem in Australia,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, obviously does she not know that? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, do you not care about those people experiencing homelessness?

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<v Speaker 2>And she goes, no, I do. But it's just like,

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<v Speaker 2>when are you going to do this? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's asleep. Well, the way it worked out, Ash, I

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<v Speaker 2>did a lot of my running at nighttime because it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a bit colder, and just the way it works out,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, it's it's an hour and forty minutes per

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<v Speaker 2>run roughly. I don't want to do it too late.

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<v Speaker 2>It's too hard. I'm tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like with the endorphins that late it's not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, when you do it that late, I can't sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I get home, Yeah, that's what I mean, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're fucking wired. I'm up till midnight. So ah, And

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<v Speaker 2>so I would try and help out with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like speed through the process of dinner and bath,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I would hand them over to Laura and

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<v Speaker 2>say I've got a run now. Obviously sometimes didn't go

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<v Speaker 2>to plan. Yeah, I'd have to leave. The kids hadn't

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<v Speaker 2>been fed. Occasionally occasionally, not every time. She don't look

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<v Speaker 2>at me like that. No you don't know, how dare you?

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<v Speaker 2>I was judge me. That was my agreement face that

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<v Speaker 2>not everything goes to plan. So Laura wasn't thrilled. No, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura was a thrilled. But we got it done, finished

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<v Speaker 2>it recently, and thank god I did, because I have

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<v Speaker 2>got the worst ass chaf there. It is like not

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<v Speaker 2>to give you a strong visual, so apologies and advance

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<v Speaker 2>to you and to the listeners. I have a very

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<v Speaker 2>how can I say, Harry, hairy asshole, the whole itself,

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<v Speaker 2>not to get that checked, not the whole but everything.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's very it's very It's like it's like velcrow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm going through.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, I do. I've suffered.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird. I often look at myself and think, if

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<v Speaker 2>it was reversed like I have, if I could have

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<v Speaker 2>the amount of hair on my asshole on my face

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<v Speaker 2>as a beard.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you want to ask hair on your

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<v Speaker 1>face there, No, but the same coverage, the thickness what yeah, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to show you sometimes I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to show I've thought about getting it laser.

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<v Speaker 2>Whether it's me or my back, whether it's me on

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<v Speaker 2>all fours or all fours. Please, I'll do any position

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<v Speaker 2>you like. It's that they're like, they're like five. No,

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<v Speaker 2>they went really long. Yeah, shut up the true story.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that ask chafe should be more widely recognized

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<v Speaker 1>and talked about.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't you have ask chaf recently? I did? I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>It was you were squatting and doing the self application,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right. That was a while ago.

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<v Speaker 1>It was when I was doing third I was doing

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<v Speaker 1>ten K's Day for thirty days.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you know what I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I used the vasoline, but the vacilline started to heat

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<v Speaker 1>up and it felt like my asshole was on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, I don't know what to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Was with that?

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<v Speaker 1>But baby powder? Bam?

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<v Speaker 2>It isn't that a carcinogenic? Now? Isn't that doesn't give

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<v Speaker 2>you cancer?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't a carcinogenic? Oh that's no I was thinking of

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<v Speaker 1>something else.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it gives you cancer. Like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't give you cancer. They say, don't smoke, it

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<v Speaker 1>gives your cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Stone would You're welcome? Good call. Don't smoke, it gives

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<v Speaker 2>you cancer, gives you cancer. I did it. I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you raised and not? I don't say this to

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<v Speaker 2>get a pat on the back. I don't do it

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<v Speaker 2>for the recognition, Ash, I just do it to inform

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<v Speaker 2>you and the listeners. Oh, great that we raised. You

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<v Speaker 2>want to give me some praise, I'll take it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we raised. It was twelve five hundred dollars. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>twelve No, I don't need that, Ash. Not necessary. The

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<v Speaker 2>crowd goes wild. Not necessary.

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<v Speaker 1>That's very good. I'm proud of you. I saw that

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<v Speaker 1>so glad. I didn't do it because, honestly, man, I

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<v Speaker 1>did two k's yesterday and my chords are killing me.

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<v Speaker 1>Two k's anyway, it's enough about running.

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<v Speaker 2>That's end.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week we did talk about briefly about how I

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<v Speaker 1>was called in to do the ceremony music for my sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, she is wedding. You were the DJ. I was

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<v Speaker 2>the DJ.

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<v Speaker 1>I got sent the playlist, the timings, and what she

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<v Speaker 1>wants to do. It was just for the ceremony only.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say, and not not to have a

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<v Speaker 2>go at you. But it's a big responsibility to put

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<v Speaker 2>on the shoulders of yourself at a wedding. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No less my sister's wedding. She's a little bit bossy

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes and I thought better for not fuck this up.

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<v Speaker 1>I was nervous. Everyone was nervous for me. Why you,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think she just thought I shall

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<v Speaker 1>be there. He can do it. So it was just

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<v Speaker 1>to be on Spotify. I was had very strict instructions

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<v Speaker 1>have my phone on airplane mode so that no one called.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, no, it calls me. No one's interested.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not true. Did you put it on aeroplane mode. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to missus Sex and it was going

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<v Speaker 1>to be on a Yui Boom.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that.

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<v Speaker 1>So my job was to get there, connect my phone

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<v Speaker 1>to the Yui Boom ready to.

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<v Speaker 2>Go airplane mode.

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<v Speaker 1>Airplane mode wasn't on. I thought, we don't need it.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, No one's going to call me on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>No one did, thankfully, But.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about calling you. You should have. I would

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<v Speaker 2>have just started everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything that I wasn't supposed to do would have ticked

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<v Speaker 1>the last box anyway. So I got there early, connected, beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>ready to go, started to enjoy a drink, saw my

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<v Speaker 1>soon to be brother in law, you know, I wished him,

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<v Speaker 1>but as you do, all the pleasantries and then everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>sort of sat down and my sister has.

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<v Speaker 2>Arrived to walk down the aisle. How was she looking?

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<v Speaker 1>She looked beautiful, beautiful, and I thought, it's go time.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've gone to start the song. The UI boom

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<v Speaker 1>auto disconnects after a certain amount of time, God turns

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<v Speaker 1>herself off like battery savor mode. So first of all,

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<v Speaker 1>that's happened, and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, that's

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<v Speaker 1>one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>But thankfully my niece has seen my sister at the

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<v Speaker 1>other end of the aisle and had to get to her,

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<v Speaker 1>as three year old two and a half year olds do.

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<v Speaker 1>She's ran up the aisle to try and get to her,

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<v Speaker 1>and thankfully she fell over. Clumsy, clumsy, but she's brought

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<v Speaker 1>me some time. I was going everyone, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got this, turned it back on. It makes and

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<v Speaker 1>you know UI booms, they make funny noises like or

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<v Speaker 1>like connection noises, So that's come on, sigh of relief.

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<v Speaker 2>Were ready to go? Can I ask if the niece

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<v Speaker 2>was okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Niece was fine, gray on grass, thank god, oh thank

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<v Speaker 1>you fine?

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<v Speaker 2>And was it just was it just she tripped on

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<v Speaker 2>her own feet? They did someone throw a glass at her?

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<v Speaker 2>Or just no?

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<v Speaker 1>She was just running and tripped over herself as these

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<v Speaker 1>small children.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you sure you didn't love a schoonup? I'll buy

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<v Speaker 2>me five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, thank god. And then after a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of minutes she had a little cry. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>The nise did. I was like, here we go, ready

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<v Speaker 2>to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know if you know this about Yui booms,

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<v Speaker 1>but when you hit maximum volume, it also cuts out

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<v Speaker 1>and goes.

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<v Speaker 2>For a quick second. There's a very there's silence. Can

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<v Speaker 2>I say, Yui boom, sort yourself out seriously? For what

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<v Speaker 2>jbl not sponsored, we'd be fine. So it makes it

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<v Speaker 2>and you know not to not to have a go

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<v Speaker 2>at you. But you're someone who likes to do things

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<v Speaker 2>to the maximum. Yeah, I wanted every under here. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's walking down the aisle and I'm slowly turning

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<v Speaker 2>it up and you're a little more, little more.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you feeling it?

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<v Speaker 2>You feel it, feeling it? People are into it, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Not realizing that it's going to do this noise, and

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it's.

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<v Speaker 2>And it goes and it's silent for a second, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just go my bad midway through my only siblings wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>Walking up the aisle, and then I had really strict

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<v Speaker 1>instructions to feed the music out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah nice, nice time. First of all, how do you

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<v Speaker 3>do that volume down? That's what I That's what I

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<v Speaker 3>tried to do. But it was like it wasn't as

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<v Speaker 3>nice and smooth. It wasn't really a fade. It was

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like a step out.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like volume on the phone, volume on the

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<v Speaker 2>Yuie boom phone. Okay, we got there, and then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>surprised you didn't like mid song start watching TikTok videos.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what my concentration is minimal.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a short ceremony, thankfully, But then I was

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<v Speaker 2>also how much strength, be honest, did it take not

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<v Speaker 2>to like lay down and start having a scroll. It

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<v Speaker 2>was tough.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was invested in the moment. I wanted to sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted it to be perfect, but in doing so

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<v Speaker 1>it was very imperfect. Anyway, I also had one other job,

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<v Speaker 1>which was to help move people from the ceremony to

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<v Speaker 1>the reception, which was a short walk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm imagining people like, mid conversation, you're like palette wrapping

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<v Speaker 2>them and let's go on a trial I had.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, Fuck, how am I going to do this?

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<v Speaker 1>You want to be nice?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gladys Is like, who's this? Shut up and get

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<v Speaker 2>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a short walk. I've just signed far three

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<v Speaker 1>or four minutes up the road.

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<v Speaker 2>How many meters is that? Three hundred meters? Call it? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not three minutes to.

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<v Speaker 1>That, but don't sorry, you're talking about me going into detail.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reduce the amount of detail to get

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<v Speaker 1>through it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just giving the people what they want. Excuse detail.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, according to Google Maps, it's like a three minute walk,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's at my pace, not at normal pace and

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<v Speaker 1>fast walker.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, get there, three hundred meters. Come on, you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing that, and I'm so twenty seconds per one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>meters three hundred meters at least, you're doing it in

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<v Speaker 2>like a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if there's a beer there I'm doing it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm husein bold, I'm like, what doing anyway? So I

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<v Speaker 1>thought to myself, how am I going to get How

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<v Speaker 1>am I going to do it without being rude? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought to the Great Award Shows of America where they

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<v Speaker 1>play you out? Yes, So I downloaded the play you

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<v Speaker 1>out music and I just walked around with the UI boom,

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<v Speaker 1>playing people out of their conversations.

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<v Speaker 2>And so they eventually were like what And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to move on to the next location. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>like why is that nonverbal guy? Like the Jurassic Park music.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm playing you out? You need to move to the

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<v Speaker 2>next location.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they got to get there before my sister gets

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<v Speaker 1>there because she's doing a quick photos and then it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do the walk in there and that's all fun

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<v Speaker 1>and games.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I think it's a nice subtle touch.

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<v Speaker 1>They had a property ja that did.

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<v Speaker 2>You have any pushback from the guests? Just just the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that I'm friends with, I're like, well this guy,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, just fucking move card all your jobs?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you have a security guard? No? But actually, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>God, that made me think about another job I had

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<v Speaker 1>that I have never told you about.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just did it on the side.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it was the party higher sumo suits.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know what you're thinking. Bullshit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, true, very true. And it was for like hands

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<v Speaker 1>and Bucks parties, did you know. So it was a

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<v Speaker 1>friend of ours that had had the van, had all

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<v Speaker 1>the sumo suits stuff that everything.

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<v Speaker 2>That.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we would do is we would get called

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<v Speaker 1>in to do a job that he couldn't do because

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<v Speaker 1>we just did it on the side. On like a

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Friday stay just deliver no no, no, we go,

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<v Speaker 1>we set up, we show them how to use it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we hang around pretty much at the party,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we pack up and we leave like a

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<v Speaker 1>few hours later.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a great job and also a dangerous

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<v Speaker 2>one for you. Yeah for me, yeah, because you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I have one drink, like ten drinks.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like eighteen. This is before he was

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<v Speaker 1>married to Yeah, I was like eighteen. So me and

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<v Speaker 1>a mate did that. Anyway, that's another job I had,

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<v Speaker 1>Party Higher.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a man of the tripper. Yeah, so then you

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<v Speaker 2>see you sorry, you got everyone moved to the next

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<v Speaker 2>room and then we had three hundred meters. Yeah, a

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<v Speaker 2>nice evening. Everything turned out. So I was successful. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you Did you get emotional at all watching your sister

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<v Speaker 2>walk down the aisle?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I got a little emotional when they were doing

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<v Speaker 1>their vows.

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<v Speaker 2>Tears. No, what's that like? Sorry? What's that like?

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<v Speaker 1>I won't get me to cry on this podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a not yearn I will eventually when it happens,

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<v Speaker 2>can't wait. I had a little tearing when my sister

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<v Speaker 2>was she was walking down the aisle and it was

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<v Speaker 2>she was the first one to get married. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>little emotional. Yeah, okay, and you know, okay, well fuck myself, Okay, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>You know everyone's different. I don't show emotions.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean different?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's different in terms of like what they find emotional

0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:15.159
<v Speaker 1>and what they've don't find. It was a happy it's

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<v Speaker 1>a happy moment, and I understand it, and I understand that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, sorry, I've just got to stitch from what

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<v Speaker 2>you're sitting down. That might be the problem. Sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>must have been like you have a heart attack. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never known a man to get a stitch from sitting down.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry one, Okay, I'm good. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my DJ debut, And if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>hire me all the.

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<v Speaker 2>Sumo suits, what about you. Quick question. This is about

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<v Speaker 2>a subject that you like to talk about, so I

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<v Speaker 2>thought i'd bring it up for you, not for me.

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<v Speaker 2>The renovations must have been nice. I have a question

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<v Speaker 2>for you. I value your input here. Okay, you're a

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<v Speaker 2>man who likes timber, who knows timber, who is familiar

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<v Speaker 2>with timber, and so you're like the oracle of timber.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been profiled to be the timber guy you always

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<v Speaker 2>talk about, at least at the same time as I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I once lived in London, You're like, I once worked

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<v Speaker 2>in a timber yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, yep, Okay, so different, very different, but yeah

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<v Speaker 1>in what way?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I just mean different? Do you like London?

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<v Speaker 1>London, timberyard? Two very different things.

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<v Speaker 2>But I know the both important moments of our lives

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<v Speaker 2>that we should we should always.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree with you that I talk about as much

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<v Speaker 1>as you talk about living in London. But I'm just

0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:43.080
<v Speaker 1>saying they're very two different places. That's all, well seographically,

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<v Speaker 1>well said, point taken.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I appreciate what you're saying. Good and I

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<v Speaker 2>can respect that. Okay, great's let's move.

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<v Speaker 1>On stairs, stairs, stairs in this place we have stairs

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<v Speaker 1>must be not.

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<v Speaker 2>Also will say that we may or may not be

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<v Speaker 2>getting some must be nice hats mate, Oh we are

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<v Speaker 2>at some point. Yeah, I think they can't. We got

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<v Speaker 2>like that will be nice, That will be very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay tuned for that. But stairs, okay, just really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to talk about the runner for too long.

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<v Speaker 2>But I need to make a decision on whether or

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<v Speaker 2>not you want a square edge step or a bullnose step. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>for those you aren't familiar, a bullnose is a curved edge,

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<v Speaker 2>so deep bull's nose like there he is. That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I'm talking to it. Because you know everything about timber,

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<v Speaker 2>about the edging, about the noses. What do you like better? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like a full Oh? What about the option

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<v Speaker 1>for pencil round?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're just making things very complicated.

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<v Speaker 1>Half between square and bullnose A pencil A pencil round

0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:59.520
<v Speaker 1>step pans around smaller, not not as sharp as a square,

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<v Speaker 1>but not a round because with the with the bull nos,

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<v Speaker 1>there's potential to slip off.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't land on the step. Okay, do you

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<v Speaker 2>want the lip to go to meet or do you

0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:16.280
<v Speaker 2>want it to go overhang.

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<v Speaker 1>In the internal stairs on the not floating like that.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got rises and kicking. Do you reckon? What's the

0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:28.439
<v Speaker 2>oracle going to say? To have it hangover? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what does Laura want? She wants what I want?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not important law she wants what I want? Is

0:23:33.760 --> 0:23:36.040
<v Speaker 2>you want it the other way? Didn't you? No? I'm

0:23:36.080 --> 0:23:39.920
<v Speaker 2>open to anything, but I've been left with this decision.

0:23:40.080 --> 0:23:42.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you think that you've been left with the decision.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the thing. You keep getting put in charge

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:49.600
<v Speaker 1>of things, but then the final decision you're getting steamrolled.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I ask with the stairs, what is

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<v Speaker 1>it that Laura wants?

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<v Speaker 2>With the stairs?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what she wants. I'll tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>she wants. Whatever I said is what she wants.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to suggest the pencil nose. Fuck this mate,

0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:09.720
<v Speaker 2>this fucking renot. Hey, it'll be nice you do it.

0:24:09.760 --> 0:24:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. It'll be nice when it's done. I'm never

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. But the building message just yesterday and he's like, hey,

0:24:16.680 --> 0:24:18.840
<v Speaker 2>I need those locks locks for the doors.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you got to keep everything safe.

0:24:20.920 --> 0:24:24.639
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, But I was like, okay, how many locks do

0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:28.520
<v Speaker 2>we need? And he's like, do you need me to

0:24:28.520 --> 0:24:30.520
<v Speaker 2>count the doors? And I was like, how many free storms?

0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:35.400
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, I'm now going to try and find

0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:36.280
<v Speaker 2>locks for every door.

0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, I don't envy your mate.

0:24:39.200 --> 0:24:40.720
<v Speaker 2>That's that's I don't want to be doing that.

0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:44.560
<v Speaker 1>I do not envy you, but I appreciate you keeping

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<v Speaker 1>me involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. Can I just ask you really quickly? Yes?

0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Have you done for school? For Oscar? Have you done

0:24:52.560 --> 0:24:54.680
<v Speaker 2>any like transition days for KINDI.

0:24:54.480 --> 0:24:56.120
<v Speaker 1>He's done, it's done.

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<v Speaker 2>Three four?

0:24:57.760 --> 0:25:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Really I went to the first one yeah with him? Yeah,

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and oh that was more like like a tour day.

0:25:05.119 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>We spent like a few hours there and you got

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<v Speaker 1>to see the school. Then he spent time there alone.

0:25:09.560 --> 0:25:12.320
<v Speaker 2>And you're all the kids are doing that? Like how

0:25:12.359 --> 0:25:13.439
<v Speaker 2>many other parents are there?

0:25:13.800 --> 0:25:16.240
<v Speaker 1>April has been taking I've been busy, but like, yeah,

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:18.639
<v Speaker 1>like a few and how many more will you do?

0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I think we got one more? Shit, I've missed all this.

0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:25.119
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm here today.

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<v Speaker 1>You might not have missed it, and they might not

0:25:27.760 --> 0:25:29.600
<v Speaker 1>do it there. Every school must do it differently.

0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:32.479
<v Speaker 2>No, I missed him. I have missed him. I got

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:37.600
<v Speaker 2>orientation tonight though, Oh with I'm going with Laura. No, Marley,

0:25:37.680 --> 0:25:41.040
<v Speaker 2>it's a parent info nite on the first day of school, Marge,

0:25:41.040 --> 0:25:43.400
<v Speaker 2>You're like, where am I going? And here it is

0:25:44.840 --> 0:25:47.640
<v Speaker 2>never been there before. We have an orientation I think

0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:51.960
<v Speaker 2>next month, but I'm going, which is very exciting. Going

0:25:52.160 --> 0:25:53.920
<v Speaker 2>for the first time to figure out.

0:25:54.200 --> 0:25:59.720
<v Speaker 1>Where the school is very cool, what's the how long

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 1>is it or what's it include? Getting real close to this.

0:26:03.960 --> 0:26:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Now we should talk about this a bit more.

0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:10.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to talk about it because are you

0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 2>gonna cry? No? No, I don't feel like I don't

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:20.200
<v Speaker 2>feel I don't feel like I need to be any

0:26:20.240 --> 0:26:24.040
<v Speaker 2>more prepared than what I am because Marley is just

0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:29.560
<v Speaker 2>absolutely chomping to be there. Yeah, she's just she's ready.

0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 2>That's good, she's ready. She's also I think she definitely

0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:36.440
<v Speaker 2>should go to one. Do you know what she's experienced? One?

0:26:36.680 --> 0:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Like a half day they do? Yeah, I do it.

0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 2>But I've totally I've totally fucked next year.

0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Because you've done, You've moved. Kindy's right, move Kindys.

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:50.359
<v Speaker 2>But then I forgot that we don't start school until

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<v Speaker 2>Feb ten.

0:26:50.920 --> 0:26:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like the ten fa Yeah, it's cold.

0:26:56.000 --> 0:27:01.280
<v Speaker 2>School holidays, bro, school holidays is just absolutely bending me

0:27:01.320 --> 0:27:03.479
<v Speaker 2>over all. Yeah, Yeah, you're not even there, and then

0:27:03.520 --> 0:27:05.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, so then I went back to the daycare.

0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:06.840
<v Speaker 2>She's current on the art and I was like, can

0:27:06.880 --> 0:27:11.439
<v Speaker 2>we come back? And they're like we're full. Oh, so

0:27:11.480 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 2>what are you going to do? I don't know, dude,

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:14.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:27:14.840 --> 0:27:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Nana, well, there's only one kid.

0:27:18.320 --> 0:27:21.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but then I don't know if you. Ash is

0:27:21.119 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 2>a bit whimsical, and.

0:27:24.320 --> 0:27:26.520
<v Speaker 1>She's a bit like, oh what do you hear the

0:27:26.560 --> 0:27:29.880
<v Speaker 1>shops and forget that Marley's there, and then I'll be like, man.

0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:33.679
<v Speaker 2>Who where's you coming from? What do you do with Oscar?

0:27:34.880 --> 0:27:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Over that time? Yeah, he'll still go to his daycare

0:27:39.240 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 1>for two days a week, the other one, the one

0:27:41.320 --> 0:27:41.880
<v Speaker 1>that doesn't.

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Yeah, just for two days and then he'll be

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 2>with me probably.

0:27:48.200 --> 0:27:50.000
<v Speaker 1>Majority of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

0:27:50.880 --> 0:27:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, what are we going to do? Dude?

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Just bring him along? Speaking of kids, Oscar has learned

0:27:57.200 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 1>a new skill.

0:27:58.200 --> 0:27:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Please.

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:02.200
<v Speaker 1>He's learned how to whistle, which is very clever because

0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:03.560
<v Speaker 1>his mum can't whistle.

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 2>April can't whistle was because she just never learned or work.

0:28:11.440 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 2>She also can't ride a bike.

0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, babe, do you know I tried to teach abebe

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:19.320
<v Speaker 1>how to ride a bike once as a fully grown adult.

0:28:19.680 --> 0:28:22.200
<v Speaker 1>She did it really easily because she's a fully grown

0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:24.440
<v Speaker 1>adult and can listen. But then she was like, I

0:28:24.440 --> 0:28:25.960
<v Speaker 1>don't want to ride with his people. I'm like, so

0:28:26.000 --> 0:28:28.800
<v Speaker 1>we're going to ride in private, said nighttime. She did

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:29.920
<v Speaker 1>it on a soccer field once.

0:28:30.000 --> 0:28:31.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you have any footage of her?

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:33.800
<v Speaker 1>I wish I did, Probably probably can't share that. It

0:28:33.840 --> 0:28:36.360
<v Speaker 1>would be so funny. We should try again, though.

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:40.760
<v Speaker 2>Apparently there's a huge issue with this generation of kids

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:44.720
<v Speaker 2>because no one's learning how to ride bikes. Yeah, bikes

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:48.120
<v Speaker 2>are becoming redundant. Apparently. Yeah, they reckon that bikes will

0:28:48.160 --> 0:28:51.320
<v Speaker 2>become extinct in like like twenty years. I feel sorry

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:52.320
<v Speaker 2>for all those bike people.

0:28:52.480 --> 0:28:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, but he it's got me into a little

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:58.360
<v Speaker 1>bit of trouble. So I like to do the grocery

0:28:58.400 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 1>shopping Sunday morning early enough so that the supermarkets are open,

0:29:03.400 --> 0:29:05.600
<v Speaker 1>but the other ship shops aren't open, so people are

0:29:05.600 --> 0:29:07.520
<v Speaker 1>really only just there to do.

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:09.680
<v Speaker 2>You really hate people? Yeah?

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:12.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you see me in public, don't come near me.

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:14.720
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm not that bad. I'm like GOODO.

0:29:16.920 --> 0:29:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I wear a mask, So I'd like to go early.

0:29:20.520 --> 0:29:24.479
<v Speaker 1>So it's a bit more quiet, and Oscar's a lot

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>of time he's talking hate thirty my.

0:29:26.840 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Wolf, very early nine o'clock.

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:30.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it just depends on how but I always say

0:29:30.280 --> 0:29:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Oscar because he is full of beans and he just

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 1>needs to go and there's not many people at the shop,

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:37.520
<v Speaker 1>so he gets gass run.

0:29:37.680 --> 0:29:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Like run boy, come back here? What boy? Right?

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:46.600
<v Speaker 1>But he's only learned how to a wolf whistle. Now,

0:29:46.640 --> 0:29:50.920
<v Speaker 1>if you're not familiar with wolf whistling, it's bang, thank you.

0:29:51.040 --> 0:29:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Not my strongest, but that's all he can do. Okay,

0:29:55.400 --> 0:29:57.840
<v Speaker 1>So we've been go to the shops. It's quite early,

0:29:58.240 --> 0:29:58.880
<v Speaker 1>we're down.

0:29:59.040 --> 0:30:01.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it was the sea Real Aisle and there

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 2>is what.

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I just I just love, I love, like well, the

0:30:09.760 --> 0:30:12.640
<v Speaker 1>sound in that aisle because of all the cardboard boxes

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 1>like reverberates, No, no, no, it stays within that area. Reverberates

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:21.240
<v Speaker 1>No if it was glass and reverberate, do you know

0:30:21.320 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>anything about physics?

0:30:22.280 --> 0:30:24.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, let.

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Me get back on track. But yes, it was the

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 1>Cereal Aisle. We were looking for intragrain and there was

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:36.600
<v Speaker 1>one there was one lady in the aisle, and Oscar

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:38.520
<v Speaker 1>has decided to wolf whistle.

0:30:38.680 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>Good boy. At this lady. No, I'm jack. That's disgusting. No, no, no,

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 2>but he didn't know. He doesn't know what he's doing.

0:30:44.240 --> 0:30:44.600
<v Speaker 2>He's like.

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:50.120
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, looked at her, and she looked

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>at me. She's looked at the kid and thought there's

0:30:53.520 --> 0:30:57.120
<v Speaker 1>no way that small kid can whistle. And she's gone.

0:30:59.000 --> 0:31:05.280
<v Speaker 2>And snell me and stormed off, and Oscar's like found

0:31:05.280 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 2>the newstagrain, like no idea, your life happened, broke And

0:31:09.200 --> 0:31:13.000
<v Speaker 2>so I was like, fuck, bro code man, back me up.

0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 2>You did that? And he was like what.

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:18.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you can't just walk around wolf whistling people

0:31:18.280 --> 0:31:19.520
<v Speaker 1>because that's all he knows what to do.

0:31:19.560 --> 0:31:21.040
<v Speaker 2>You've got to teach him in their tune.

0:31:21.360 --> 0:31:22.440
<v Speaker 1>What should I teach him?

0:31:22.840 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. They just like give him like bird

0:31:25.480 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 2>noises because they need to be that weird kid who

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 2>can whistle like a bird. That's me.

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Oscar's walking around town wolf whistling anything that

0:31:36.320 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 1>walks past people confused, that's.

0:31:41.120 --> 0:31:42.240
<v Speaker 2>Lovely, It's makepie.

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Is there a bird? How loud can you whistle?

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:50.120
<v Speaker 2>That's all I got? That's how loud can you whistle?

0:31:50.640 --> 0:31:55.320
<v Speaker 2>That's all I got? What about with your fingers. No, really,

0:31:59.520 --> 0:32:02.520
<v Speaker 2>that's say your flex move. Thank you, well done.

0:32:02.400 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 1>Thank you anyway, just the town predator of the moment.

0:32:06.960 --> 0:32:09.440
<v Speaker 1>If you see Oscar out and about any wolf, and

0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:11.239
<v Speaker 1>if you see me out and about with Oscar and

0:32:11.280 --> 0:32:15.280
<v Speaker 1>you think I've wolf whistle chair, I'm a happily married man.

0:32:15.200 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 2>And Oscar's like young, He's like you come here often,

0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 2>bless bless his cotton socks. Ash. We didn't do this

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 2>segment last week, but I think it's time that we play.

0:32:29.440 --> 0:32:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Do we is that we do this? Tell me loud,

0:32:38.520 --> 0:32:47.720
<v Speaker 2>tell the little live he wants to go first? Who's first?

0:32:47.920 --> 0:32:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Go first? Picky favorite? Okay, this is from Tanya has

0:32:51.880 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 2>written in and she says I told my kids that

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:58.840
<v Speaker 2>every time they swear it's one less present, they will

0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:02.280
<v Speaker 2>get off Santa. Oh this is good, and that's why

0:33:02.320 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 2>adults don't get any presents from Santa, because they swear.

0:33:06.080 --> 0:33:08.560
<v Speaker 1>How many presents do you start with? That's the questions

0:33:08.680 --> 0:33:11.120
<v Speaker 1>i'd be asking your mum, What about I give you one?

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Go hit me? Who wants to hear me? Terribly read? Whatever?

0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Feels like I'm going to go long today. I feel

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 1>like I didn't make it up to you terrible.

0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:25.320
<v Speaker 2>How long have we got that's funny? Did you ever

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:27.520
<v Speaker 2>have to read that in class? No? Once?

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 1>I did it once.

0:33:28.120 --> 0:33:35.640
<v Speaker 2>I like, sometimes I get nervous reading and I'm aboud

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm a bad reading. I'm very good. No, I'm not.

0:33:38.840 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 2>But sometimes Laura and I will read it at nighttime.

0:33:42.040 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 2>We go page for page and Laura is flawless, and

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:48.840
<v Speaker 2>sometimes I'm like, don't stuff it up, and I'm like,

0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:55.400
<v Speaker 2>tomorrow today very good.

0:33:55.800 --> 0:33:57.800
<v Speaker 1>I told my daughter when she was three that I

0:33:57.920 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 1>found her in the woods. What okay, let me finish it.

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:04.480
<v Speaker 2>And that's it. That's what I've time.

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:09.760
<v Speaker 1>I found her in the woods, plucked all the feathers

0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>off her to prepare for cooking, and decided to keep

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:16.400
<v Speaker 1>her because I thought she was too cute. She believed

0:34:16.440 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 1>me for a while.

0:34:17.520 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 2>This light came from her, asking why I always call

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:20.920
<v Speaker 2>her chicken.

0:34:22.680 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll say, good morning, chicken.

0:34:25.680 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry I missed the first line.

0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, be professional.

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I told my daughter when she was three that I

0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:42.680
<v Speaker 2>found her in the woods.

0:34:43.239 --> 0:34:47.880
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, and that's all we have time, so fuck okay,

0:34:47.920 --> 0:34:51.040
<v Speaker 1>So essentially, let me reverse this one for you.

0:34:51.840 --> 0:34:52.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:34:53.280 --> 0:34:58.000
<v Speaker 1>The daughter continued to ask her why her mother her

0:34:58.120 --> 0:35:02.040
<v Speaker 1>mom why she called chicken because she says good morning chicken,

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:05.240
<v Speaker 1>which is lovely. I love that. Like I call Masie possum.

0:35:05.280 --> 0:35:07.440
<v Speaker 2>What do I say? I found her in the roof anyway,

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:11.040
<v Speaker 2>that's bad, Jake. I liked it.

0:35:12.840 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 1>And so she told her that I found you in

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:21.080
<v Speaker 1>the woods, plucked all your feathers to prepare to cook you,

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:23.320
<v Speaker 1>but decided to keep you because you're so cute.

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:24.759
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty messed up.

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, the thing is she's going to go and tell

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 1>us friends that, yeah.

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:30.480
<v Speaker 2>But also like that poor kid's going to get to

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:34.120
<v Speaker 2>bed at nighttime, being like is tonight to night? If

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:35.960
<v Speaker 2>mom's like, gosh, that dinner wasn't that good, I'm still

0:35:35.960 --> 0:35:37.080
<v Speaker 2>really hungry, the kid's.

0:35:36.840 --> 0:35:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, She's like, where is that oven on? And

0:35:39.320 --> 0:35:39.920
<v Speaker 1>nothing in it?

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:43.279
<v Speaker 2>Well, take your clothes off in you go? Hey, is

0:35:43.320 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>this an ick? Is this an ick? I'm gonna say, yeah.

0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:49.719
<v Speaker 2>I call my kids and I don't know how we

0:35:49.760 --> 0:35:53.920
<v Speaker 2>got here, but I call my kids Bubba? Is that

0:35:53.960 --> 0:35:54.319
<v Speaker 2>a nick?

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:56.920
<v Speaker 1>If there was like a cringe button, I'd be like,

0:35:58.320 --> 0:36:00.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like it's like when we've spoken about this for

0:36:01.000 --> 0:36:03.440
<v Speaker 1>when you talk to your kids in baby and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's okay to be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, maybe don't draw on the wall. I don't say

0:36:08.719 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 2>it like that. I'll say, hey, you don't draw on

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:13.759
<v Speaker 2>the wall. Bubba is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Or I'll say it's not look, it's not doing it

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<v Speaker 1>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes in public, I'll just say, come here, Bubba came

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<v Speaker 2>here whatever.

0:36:25.760 --> 0:36:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking around, But I wonder what Bubba is. You

0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:31.319
<v Speaker 1>gotta be careful because my grandmother's nickname and has her

0:36:31.360 --> 0:36:32.680
<v Speaker 1>whole life is Bubby.

0:36:33.520 --> 0:36:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

0:36:33.880 --> 0:36:36.400
<v Speaker 1>She was called bubby as a kid and then she

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:38.879
<v Speaker 1>never grew out of it and friends have called her

0:36:38.960 --> 0:36:42.239
<v Speaker 1>Bubby her whole life. And now she's about in eighty nine.

0:36:43.200 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Is she happy? Was like where she she got? Like?

0:36:46.080 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Just in general? Is she happy? Yeah? She's psychological damage.

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Is she like, stop calling me bubby? She cries us

0:36:53.000 --> 0:36:53.640
<v Speaker 2>off asleep over it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I would say it's a nick But who am

0:36:58.600 --> 0:36:59.360
<v Speaker 1>I to judge?

0:36:59.480 --> 0:37:02.680
<v Speaker 2>You? Hate everything? Though? Yeah I do. I paid them

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<v Speaker 2>more equally though. That's something. Okay, let's go into questions.

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<v Speaker 2>This question is from Shannon Shannon, sorry, thank you for that.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants to know what's your opinion on pulling your

0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 2>child out of school for a family holiday? Obviously we

0:37:20.680 --> 0:37:24.799
<v Speaker 2>don't have kids in school yet, but we can talk

0:37:24.840 --> 0:37:26.360
<v Speaker 2>about the foreseeable future.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is how I see it. If it's a

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:32.120
<v Speaker 1>public school, fine with it. I'm paying for this private

0:37:32.160 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 1>school education. The motherfucker is going to be there the

0:37:34.719 --> 0:37:35.360
<v Speaker 1>whole term.

0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 2>But they're the ones that are really strict on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend of mine, don't to have names, my sister, Okay Clinton.

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:45.239
<v Speaker 2>They had their eldest at a school that you had

0:37:45.239 --> 0:37:47.440
<v Speaker 2>to pay for, private school, if you will, they just

0:37:47.520 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 2>been nice. If they took him out of school for

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:54.480
<v Speaker 2>a holiday, they would get like a letter of warning,

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 2>warning for what what are they going to do? Well, yeah,

0:37:57.600 --> 0:38:00.279
<v Speaker 2>kick them out. Well, hang on a minute, are we

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:02.799
<v Speaker 2>going to kick you out after you taking the kid out?

0:38:03.400 --> 0:38:06.520
<v Speaker 2>It defeats a purpose. They're really strict public schools alone.

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:09.400
<v Speaker 2>What are they strict on. They're getting paid because they

0:38:09.400 --> 0:38:12.160
<v Speaker 2>want kids to perform, to learn to be the best.

0:38:12.239 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>I would be more concerned with the school that was, like,

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:18.160
<v Speaker 1>you're getting a warning for taking your kid out of

0:38:18.200 --> 0:38:20.239
<v Speaker 1>a school you pay for them to go to. It's

0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:22.400
<v Speaker 1>done of your fucking business of what I'm doing with

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:22.920
<v Speaker 1>my kids.

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Next year, You guys want to take another Barley trip

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.239
<v Speaker 2>and go away for six months. Yeah, okay, what do

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:29.560
<v Speaker 2>you do about Oscar leaven behind?

0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't take him out like it's no one else's business.

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<v Speaker 2>Primary school is the most non critical time of kids. Yeah, Like,

0:38:42.080 --> 0:38:45.439
<v Speaker 2>I mean again, we're no experts here. I don't. Yeah,

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:46.920
<v Speaker 2>but I think if you want to go on a

0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 2>skiing holiday or take a boat trip for like a

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 2>month and it's outside of school holidays, if it's in

0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:56.240
<v Speaker 2>primary school, I think up until year five, fair play.

0:38:57.000 --> 0:39:02.360
<v Speaker 1>But hang on it, someone's someone's getting a warning. Get real,

0:39:03.480 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 1>who how do you think the person who typed that

0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:07.160
<v Speaker 1>up was feeling at the time?

0:39:07.480 --> 0:39:10.439
<v Speaker 2>To who may concern? They must have gone home.

0:39:10.320 --> 0:39:13.080
<v Speaker 1>And be like, guess what, babe gave his parents a

0:39:13.120 --> 0:39:15.840
<v Speaker 1>warning today because they took their kids on holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to all the teachers out there who are

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:20.279
<v Speaker 2>doing a great job. That's not a teacher, to that

0:39:20.360 --> 0:39:20.960
<v Speaker 2>I was a teacher.

0:39:21.040 --> 0:39:23.600
<v Speaker 1>That's an administ a teacher, Well, they should be an

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:26.359
<v Speaker 1>admin assistant whoever that teacher is. If you're listening, that's

0:39:26.400 --> 0:39:28.399
<v Speaker 1>oh god. But I think it's just a bit much.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to know from people who do have their

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:35.120
<v Speaker 2>kids in school already, Like when you want to take

0:39:35.120 --> 0:39:37.920
<v Speaker 2>the kids out for a holiday. Do you just do

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:41.640
<v Speaker 2>you like fake an illness or do you just say like, hey,

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 2>we're taking Timmy out to go. I think that's the

0:39:43.760 --> 0:39:45.720
<v Speaker 2>correct qud. I want to be honest.

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:47.880
<v Speaker 1>What's the point of being like he's really sick? And

0:39:47.880 --> 0:39:49.600
<v Speaker 1>then you see me on Instagram when I've got oscar

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<v Speaker 1>in a pool in Bali?

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<v Speaker 2>Well not everyone's got a million followers Ashwick's one day,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a question, I have a question, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>also holiday based. We love talking about holidays. Should we

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<v Speaker 2>go on one? Yes?

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 1>We should more so. I was on holidays with a

0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:06.920
<v Speaker 1>few different families.

0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:10.279
<v Speaker 2>Oh come on, we're going about this? We heard it

0:40:10.360 --> 0:40:10.880
<v Speaker 2>last week.

0:40:11.719 --> 0:40:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and they're close friends. Yeah. So I've known the

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:19.040
<v Speaker 1>kids their whole lives. And my question is, Matt, is

0:40:19.080 --> 0:40:23.799
<v Speaker 1>it okay for me to tell another child off that's

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:24.760
<v Speaker 1>a friend of mine's.

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<v Speaker 2>It all comes down to tone, which is one thing

0:40:29.800 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 2>that you're not great at. That's a lie. You can

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:38.120
<v Speaker 2>at times be aggressive, I can fucking not condescending. Yes, okay, Yes,

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:42.120
<v Speaker 2>you have a very strong voice. I think it's a

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:45.680
<v Speaker 2>voice that you're I don't know if you're aware of

0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:48.239
<v Speaker 2>its full capabilities and the impact that it has another

0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:51.040
<v Speaker 2>people who have to hear that voice. Well said, you're

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 2>like a man who has been born with so much

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 2>strength that you're like crushing cans and people's hands when

0:40:57.120 --> 0:41:00.400
<v Speaker 2>you shake them. Why do I have an erection? Welcome?

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:05.600
<v Speaker 2>So you have to I mean I I once. It's

0:41:05.640 --> 0:41:08.800
<v Speaker 2>easy in the moment because I recently was on a holiday.

0:41:09.760 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Must be nice and all the kids, you know, play

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:17.200
<v Speaker 2>six kids, everyone's playing around each other, and you kind

0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:20.160
<v Speaker 2>of sometimes forget that you have to talk to someone

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 2>else's kid in a different tone, a bit more gentle

0:41:22.840 --> 0:41:24.480
<v Speaker 2>and not the tone that you would talk to your

0:41:24.480 --> 0:41:29.759
<v Speaker 2>own kids. So you're like, what are you doing? I mean, Timmy,

0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 2>you cannot poke someone? What out there doing down there?

0:41:33.280 --> 0:41:37.920
<v Speaker 2>You die? Timmy? Sir tim? But yeah, how did you

0:41:38.080 --> 0:41:38.760
<v Speaker 2>do it in balley?

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:40.400
<v Speaker 1>How do yell at them?

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:41.799
<v Speaker 2>I think it's I think it.

0:41:41.680 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Comes down to how well you know the other family. Yes,

0:41:44.760 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it's okay to be like, hey, you know,

0:41:47.040 --> 0:41:49.920
<v Speaker 1>don't hit people, and you.

0:41:49.840 --> 0:41:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Don't talk like that. I try to. How many kids

0:41:55.800 --> 0:41:58.440
<v Speaker 2>do you hit when you're a balance? Zero kids? Just

0:41:58.520 --> 0:42:04.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm joking, but they But it was more like in

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 2>valance again's kids is not a funny matter just put just.

0:42:09.200 --> 0:42:13.160
<v Speaker 1>So you know, I disclaim up little asteris continue.

0:42:13.080 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Isn't it.

0:42:15.320 --> 0:42:18.320
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like it was just when you've got a

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:21.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of kids on holidays, as you know, they there's

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:23.840
<v Speaker 1>no boundaries with them. I found I find that I

0:42:24.040 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 1>needed to set some boundaries with some of the kids.

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.200
<v Speaker 1>They kept coming into my villa and be like, go

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:30.080
<v Speaker 1>back to your parents for a second. I'm just I

0:42:30.160 --> 0:42:32.360
<v Speaker 1>need to do something over here. But there was a

0:42:32.400 --> 0:42:34.320
<v Speaker 1>couple of times where I'm like, can you go back?

0:42:34.960 --> 0:42:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Like not like you know, and it's kind of like,

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:41.080
<v Speaker 2>is that the wrong wrong with you? I'd be like,

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:45.399
<v Speaker 2>I get down to the letter this, you go back

0:42:45.440 --> 0:42:47.880
<v Speaker 2>to your house right now. I throw your back. You

0:42:47.920 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>know what's good for you? Yeah.

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:52.680
<v Speaker 1>I just think like if you know them well enough

0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:56.640
<v Speaker 1>and like you, I feel like the same with friends

0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 1>telling my kids off. But I know there'd be some

0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 1>parents out there to be like and you would know

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 1>them really well and you'd be like, timmy, don't do that.

0:43:03.680 --> 0:43:05.120
<v Speaker 1>And someone would be like, hey, dude, don't talk to

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:06.200
<v Speaker 1>my kid like that.

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:06.960
<v Speaker 2>That sucks.

0:43:07.440 --> 0:43:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I think if your kid's been a little shit or

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:13.439
<v Speaker 1>a turd. I think it's warranted that if someone says, hey,

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:16.480
<v Speaker 1>don't do that because I don't like it in my space,

0:43:16.640 --> 0:43:17.680
<v Speaker 1>do it in your space.

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:21.560
<v Speaker 2>That's completely fine. What about okay, what about if someone

0:43:21.600 --> 0:43:27.319
<v Speaker 2>would hurt your kid hurt and yes, hurt, and you

0:43:27.360 --> 0:43:31.319
<v Speaker 2>know you have to play it down where like see

0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 2>someone hit Marley, but it's in front of everyone. Everyone

0:43:34.320 --> 0:43:38.040
<v Speaker 2>saw it, and Marley's now crying and they're like, I'm

0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:40.080
<v Speaker 2>so sorry about Timmy hitting Marley, and you're like, oh,

0:43:40.080 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 2>it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It happens. It happened

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:44.360
<v Speaker 2>to the kid's playing all the time. Did you have

0:43:44.400 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 2>to do that, BALI?

0:43:45.239 --> 0:43:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think because like Oscar and Oscar and Lenny,

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:49.359
<v Speaker 1>so sorry about best friends.

0:43:49.080 --> 0:43:52.080
<v Speaker 2>Oscar being stabbed and you're like, oh, it's fine, fine, again,

0:43:52.160 --> 0:43:53.919
<v Speaker 2>that happens. He's used to it. Yeah.

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>I think, like, for example, Oscar and Lenny like best

0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:58.960
<v Speaker 1>mates and every day together, go to school together. If

0:43:59.000 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 1>they fight best friends, they fire, and usually it takes

0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:07.360
<v Speaker 1>two to tango. Okay, Very rarely are you with kids

0:44:07.719 --> 0:44:09.799
<v Speaker 1>that know each other that one will just walk up

0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:13.320
<v Speaker 1>and go fucking whushguf for no reason whatsoever, there's usually

0:44:13.360 --> 0:44:15.799
<v Speaker 1>a reason. There's going to be the anominally kids that

0:44:16.160 --> 0:44:18.319
<v Speaker 1>we're going to point them out. But those kids that

0:44:18.440 --> 0:44:20.920
<v Speaker 1>do that because they might be wired a little bit differently.

0:44:21.040 --> 0:44:24.279
<v Speaker 1>But usually when when it did happen over there, and

0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Lenny is quite a bit bigger than Oscar would hit

0:44:27.200 --> 0:44:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Oscar or something, I'll be like, what happened, and anybody

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:32.960
<v Speaker 1>who hit me, usually there's a reason Oscar pinched him.

0:44:33.200 --> 0:44:36.439
<v Speaker 1>No shitty hit you, dickhead, You do play that down.

0:44:36.520 --> 0:44:39.200
<v Speaker 1>He're like, it's okay. Kids will be kids, right. If

0:44:39.200 --> 0:44:42.000
<v Speaker 1>there's no other parent around in that moment, I will

0:44:42.080 --> 0:44:44.359
<v Speaker 1>say you can't do that. But then I'll also say

0:44:44.400 --> 0:44:46.680
<v Speaker 1>the parent, look, I had to tell Lenny Paul Lennie's

0:44:48.360 --> 0:44:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Lenny's actually getting surgery today. So I'm sorry Lenny, So okay,

0:44:51.280 --> 0:44:55.080
<v Speaker 1>he's not here to defend himself anyway. I'll say, hey, look,

0:44:55.239 --> 0:44:57.080
<v Speaker 1>Lenny hit Oscar, but Oscar did pinch him. Just so

0:44:57.120 --> 0:44:59.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, I just said to them both, don't do that.

0:45:00.239 --> 0:45:02.239
<v Speaker 1>This guy think that's fair enough.

0:45:02.320 --> 0:45:05.960
<v Speaker 2>Dad of the Year. The first Lenny's confident again, the

0:45:06.080 --> 0:45:12.520
<v Speaker 2>first name was like, and he's like, and then because

0:45:12.560 --> 0:45:15.520
<v Speaker 2>Oscar fo is Lenny does Lennie like you.

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:19.080
<v Speaker 1>No, that's right, because Lenny's mom said to him like

0:45:19.239 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 1>was disciplining him with something, and he goes, you sound

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:26.279
<v Speaker 1>like WIXI, I'm angry dad.

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Hey, this has been one hell of an episode,

0:45:30.560 --> 0:45:33.240
<v Speaker 2>one of our best. Before we go we to ride,

0:45:33.360 --> 0:45:35.239
<v Speaker 2>we do have to remind people that we do have

0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:39.120
<v Speaker 2>the competition yep, to win a holiday to Hamilton Island.

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It's for three nights for the family, two kids to

0:45:42.000 --> 0:45:44.920
<v Speaker 2>adults to Hamilton Island, staying at the Sunday's New Resort,

0:45:44.920 --> 0:45:47.960
<v Speaker 2>brand new, hasn't he master yet to be nice, very

0:45:48.080 --> 0:45:49.799
<v Speaker 2>nice with all the trimmings as well. We won't go

0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:52.279
<v Speaker 2>into exactly what you get. Look at our Instagram and

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 2>you'll see exactly what the prize entails. Tonight, ash it begins.

0:45:57.320 --> 0:46:01.040
<v Speaker 2>The vote offs are happening. We are hand picking the

0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:04.640
<v Speaker 2>most traumatic nightmare situations that kids have put their parents in,

0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.759
<v Speaker 2>proving that they are deserving of a holiday. So how

0:46:07.760 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 2>does that work though? So head to head, you vote

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:12.440
<v Speaker 2>for which one you want to proceed to the next round,

0:46:12.680 --> 0:46:15.319
<v Speaker 2>and we make the videos vote off against each other.

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:17.880
<v Speaker 1>How many rounds we're going to do depends how any

0:46:17.960 --> 0:46:19.839
<v Speaker 1>entries we get we figure it out, but the winner

0:46:19.880 --> 0:46:22.280
<v Speaker 1>will be announced Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

0:46:22.600 --> 0:46:25.920
<v Speaker 2>But hey, just going to say, just between you and me,

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:29.760
<v Speaker 2>the listener, if you have a red hot video, if your.

0:46:29.680 --> 0:46:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Kid is if they're doing something stupid right now.

0:46:32.200 --> 0:46:36.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if they shave their head, their head, the sibling's head,

0:46:36.800 --> 0:46:38.520
<v Speaker 2>that's what I want to see. You know. If you

0:46:38.560 --> 0:46:41.120
<v Speaker 2>think it's deserving of a holiday, just send it to

0:46:41.200 --> 0:46:44.520
<v Speaker 2>us quickly. Okay, get it to us. We could make

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:46.120
<v Speaker 2>the vote off and it has to be good. If

0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:48.440
<v Speaker 2>it's good enough, we'll slip it in there. That's what

0:46:48.480 --> 0:46:50.279
<v Speaker 2>she said, because we want to make sure that the

0:46:50.280 --> 0:46:54.280
<v Speaker 2>most deserving parent or parents get this holiday.

0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:56.560
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, you don't want to miss out on it.

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 2>So if you deserve it, let us know. Show us

0:46:59.400 --> 0:47:02.680
<v Speaker 2>the content now, Ash, my friend, we should get out

0:47:02.680 --> 0:47:03.800
<v Speaker 2>of here. We should.

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<v Speaker 1>If you've enjoyed this episode, please leave us a review

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<v Speaker 1>five stars, comment me nice, subscribe that would be nice too,

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<v Speaker 1>and join us on social media. Yes, Facebook, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a group called two Doting Dads. We need to accept you,

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<v Speaker 1>which we will screen.

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<v Speaker 2>Process is very thorough, very thorough. You've got a first

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<v Speaker 2>name on the last name. You're in Welcome TikTok Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>and I think that's everything. That is everything. Good job,

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<v Speaker 2>well done, huzza. We'll see you guys next week. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>finish this episode. Finish joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, quick joke, this is an original. Okay, did you

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<v Speaker 1>hear that the guy from Supersized Me died?

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<v Speaker 2>No? You do? You know how he died?

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<v Speaker 1>Nick colon cancer?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Good, that's bad. That's how he died. That's really bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. That's what I was going for.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thought about it last night when I shry

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<v Speaker 1>to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Two Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

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<v Speaker 2>country throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestright Islander

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<v Speaker 1>peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land