Speaker 1: I just want to start off by saying, it's been
Speaker 1: a really good run, but all good things come to
Speaker 1: an end. It has been a while since I've shipped
Speaker 1: myself done.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay
Speaker 2: and I'm Ash And this is all God. Maybe one
Speaker 2: of the first few times that I've stuffed up that
Speaker 2: intro line. This is a podcast all about parenting. It
Speaker 2: is the good, it is the bad, and the relatable.
Speaker 2: And if you've come winning any advice, it's not going
Speaker 2: to happen, not today, but we are going to talk
Speaker 2: about Ash shitting himself. Take it away.
Speaker 1: Yes, So I was here and I did say to you.
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, No, I said, I was a
Speaker 1: bit a sort of time and I had to leave.
Speaker 2: I did hear you upstairs in the bathroom? Oh god.
Speaker 2: I pretended to open the door and then I was like,
Speaker 2: just kidding, and then you were like yes, and then
Speaker 2: you started playing music.
Speaker 1: No, I was on TikTok And so after I had left,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I just didn't feel great.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was a big weekend. What's happening.
Speaker 2: It's the Barley Belly coming. Could be bally.
Speaker 1: Belly anyway one way home because my parents were coming
Speaker 1: to stay with us, so they were already there. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I was on the way home and I tried
Speaker 1: to sneak out a little far the car. It turned
Speaker 1: out to be shit, but I was more worried about
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck myself. But then I thought, I'm going home,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going home to not I've got to
Speaker 1: get home and then greet my parents and hug my
Speaker 1: parents after stewing in your stewing my shit for like
Speaker 1: an hour.
Speaker 2: Thank god they didn't notice. So would you do just
Speaker 2: beline or just say hey everyone?
Speaker 1: I was like, you know, you to hug with the
Speaker 1: hips out.
Speaker 2: Mom's like, what are you doing? My good? An erection? Bye? Literally,
Speaker 2: like when you have an erection, you have to like
Speaker 2: hunch over tucket sink it back in. Was it a
Speaker 2: big one?
Speaker 1: Nah, it's just a little a little squirty, little watery
Speaker 1: squirt up, little squirty bump. Anyway, I'm fine now, it's
Speaker 1: good to have you back. It is good to be back.
Speaker 1: I'm not feel reborn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, up until now, I've been like, there's something weird
Speaker 2: about ash. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Speaker 2: Here it is. M Sorry, I'm so thirsty right now.
Speaker 1: I was just going to say that because I'm thirsty too,
Speaker 1: because we my parents come over to my house and
Speaker 1: they do love that. I have a fridge full of stonewood,
Speaker 1: stone and wood. Your mum drinks stone and wood. Momum
Speaker 1: loved Actually, mom loves this one the best, but she
Speaker 1: can only have one because what happens she feels a
Speaker 1: bit pissy, and we are talking about the Hinterland Hazy
Speaker 1: pale al from Stone and Woods.
Speaker 2: Actually, does your mom like a shandy? Do you know
Speaker 2: what a shandy is? Just diabetic? Oh okay, well that's
Speaker 2: awkward way to bring the mood.
Speaker 1: You'll have a schooner, a hazy balou.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I cannot wait. Put my lips around this
Speaker 2: ic cold can. Let's crack it open and taste a
Speaker 2: sweet nectar. You've earned that one. Actually, I have ten days,
Speaker 2: ten days of pounding the pavement for Ned's uncomfortable challenge.
Speaker 2: Those of you who don't know cut my nails and
Speaker 2: can't get the can open. Oh I got it.
Speaker 1: Oh well, the cheers for your siplement.
Speaker 2: Thank you, cheers Ashton.
Speaker 1: Oh so the Hinterland Hazy was a Limbits release, but
Speaker 1: he's now.
Speaker 2: Part of the full time family. Matthew.
Speaker 1: It is just bloody good beer.
Speaker 2: And where can you get it? In any good bottle shop?
Speaker 2: And it's now pouring on tapping any good bar or restaurant.
Speaker 2: If it's a ship bar, they don't have it. If
Speaker 2: it's get the hell out of there and get to
Speaker 2: a good bar. And if you're still struggling to find it,
Speaker 2: you can of course order it online if you're lazy
Speaker 2: or don't like interactions with other humans, like Ash at
Speaker 2: Stonewood dot com dot au. That is all one word, Ash,
Speaker 2: I'm glad you acknowledged my incredible achievement of human endurance.
Speaker 1: I'm glad someone acknowledged it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what I was expecting? I am,
Speaker 2: of course talking about it's the Ned's uncomfortable challenge. Ten
Speaker 2: days of doing something uncomfortable. I got involved.
Speaker 1: I didn't, Well, my life is pretty uncomfortable, so you know,
Speaker 1: always challenge.
Speaker 2: And stupidly, we were doing live streams while NED was running,
Speaker 2: and I wasn't that keen to get involved because I
Speaker 2: was like, I just don't know, it's hard to find
Speaker 2: time to make this work. I've got the kids. You know,
Speaker 2: I've got I've got the podcast, incredibly busy with the podcast,
Speaker 2: our friendship, Our friendship. Your phone calls four a day minimum?
Speaker 2: Have reduced them? You have reduced them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because you insulveded me last time.
Speaker 2: Credit where credits due? And then in the moment during
Speaker 2: the live stream, they were like, we're doing we're all
Speaker 2: going to do sixteen k's a day. Why sixteen because
Speaker 2: it's ten percent of what Ned was doing per day.
Speaker 2: Ned was doing one sixty per day. So they were like,
Speaker 2: we'll do sixteen per day. And in the moment, you're
Speaker 2: just like one point six for me. Thanks, You're like, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 2: I'll do it. It's like when you're with a group
Speaker 2: of people and they're like when should we hang out
Speaker 2: again tomorrow? Should we go here? And you're like I'd
Speaker 2: love that, And then you go home and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: what have I done? Yeah, it's a bit like that.
Speaker 2: I came home I told Laura, oh yeah, which did
Speaker 2: not go down?
Speaker 1: Well you thought you were expecting like, that is an
Speaker 1: amazing achievement, Pully pants down. Yeah, I'm going to show
Speaker 1: you what an amazing achievement that is.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going, I did nothing at all.
Speaker 2: It was like I came home and said, I've just
Speaker 2: killed a cat on the road. It's raspberry. She was
Speaker 2: just had a look of shock, and I was like,
Speaker 2: why this is I'm raising money for those in need,
Speaker 2: those who are experiencing homelessness. It's a huge problem in Australia,
Speaker 2: you know, obviously does she not know that? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: was like, do you not care about those people experiencing homelessness?
Speaker 2: And she goes, no, I do. But it's just like,
Speaker 2: when are you going to do this? And I was like,
Speaker 2: everyone's asleep. Well, the way it worked out, Ash, I
Speaker 2: did a lot of my running at nighttime because it's
Speaker 2: just a bit colder, and just the way it works out,
Speaker 2: you know, it's it's an hour and forty minutes per
Speaker 2: run roughly. I don't want to do it too late.
Speaker 2: It's too hard. I'm tired.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like with the endorphins that late it's not good.
Speaker 2: Also, when you do it that late, I can't sleep.
Speaker 2: I get home, Yeah, that's what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're fucking wired. I'm up till midnight. So ah, And
Speaker 2: so I would try and help out with the kids.
Speaker 2: I'd like speed through the process of dinner and bath,
Speaker 2: and then I would hand them over to Laura and
Speaker 2: say I've got a run now. Obviously sometimes didn't go
Speaker 2: to plan. Yeah, I'd have to leave. The kids hadn't
Speaker 2: been fed. Occasionally occasionally, not every time. She don't look
Speaker 2: at me like that. No you don't know, how dare you?
Speaker 2: I was judge me. That was my agreement face that
Speaker 2: not everything goes to plan. So Laura wasn't thrilled. No, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: Laura was a thrilled. But we got it done, finished
Speaker 2: it recently, and thank god I did, because I have
Speaker 2: got the worst ass chaf there. It is like not
Speaker 2: to give you a strong visual, so apologies and advance
Speaker 2: to you and to the listeners. I have a very
Speaker 2: how can I say, Harry, hairy asshole, the whole itself,
Speaker 2: not to get that checked, not the whole but everything.
Speaker 2: But it's very it's very It's like it's like velcrow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm going through.
Speaker 1: I do, I do. I've suffered.
Speaker 2: It's weird. I often look at myself and think, if
Speaker 2: it was reversed like I have, if I could have
Speaker 2: the amount of hair on my asshole on my face
Speaker 2: as a beard.
Speaker 1: I don't think you want to ask hair on your
Speaker 1: face there, No, but the same coverage, the thickness what yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I have to show you sometimes I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 2: I have to show I've thought about getting it laser.
Speaker 2: Whether it's me or my back, whether it's me on
Speaker 2: all fours or all fours. Please, I'll do any position
Speaker 2: you like. It's that they're like, they're like five. No,
Speaker 2: they went really long. Yeah, shut up the true story.
Speaker 1: I think that ask chafe should be more widely recognized
Speaker 1: and talked about.
Speaker 2: Didn't you have ask chaf recently? I did? I can't remember.
Speaker 2: It was you were squatting and doing the self application,
Speaker 2: that's right. That was a while ago.
Speaker 1: It was when I was doing third I was doing
Speaker 1: ten K's Day for thirty days.
Speaker 2: But do you know what I did?
Speaker 1: I used the vasoline, but the vacilline started to heat
Speaker 1: up and it felt like my asshole was on fire.
Speaker 1: It was like, I don't know what to do?
Speaker 2: Was with that?
Speaker 1: But baby powder? Bam?
Speaker 2: It isn't that a carcinogenic? Now? Isn't that doesn't give
Speaker 2: you cancer?
Speaker 1: Isn't a carcinogenic? Oh that's no I was thinking of
Speaker 1: something else.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. Yeah, it gives you cancer. Like it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't give you cancer. They say, don't smoke, it
Speaker 1: gives your cancer.
Speaker 2: Stone would You're welcome? Good call. Don't smoke, it gives
Speaker 2: you cancer, gives you cancer. I did it. I did it.
Speaker 2: Have you raised and not? I don't say this to
Speaker 2: get a pat on the back. I don't do it
Speaker 2: for the recognition, Ash, I just do it to inform
Speaker 2: you and the listeners. Oh, great that we raised. You
Speaker 2: want to give me some praise, I'll take it. I
Speaker 2: think we raised. It was twelve five hundred dollars. Wow,
Speaker 2: twelve No, I don't need that, Ash. Not necessary. The
Speaker 2: crowd goes wild. Not necessary.
Speaker 1: That's very good. I'm proud of you. I saw that
Speaker 1: so glad. I didn't do it because, honestly, man, I
Speaker 1: did two k's yesterday and my chords are killing me.
Speaker 1: Two k's anyway, it's enough about running.
Speaker 2: That's end.
Speaker 1: Last week we did talk about briefly about how I
Speaker 1: was called in to do the ceremony music for my sister.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is wedding. You were the DJ. I was
Speaker 2: the DJ.
Speaker 1: I got sent the playlist, the timings, and what she
Speaker 1: wants to do. It was just for the ceremony only.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, and not not to have a
Speaker 2: go at you. But it's a big responsibility to put
Speaker 2: on the shoulders of yourself at a wedding. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No less my sister's wedding. She's a little bit bossy
Speaker 1: sometimes and I thought better for not fuck this up.
Speaker 1: I was nervous. Everyone was nervous for me. Why you,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she just thought I shall
Speaker 1: be there. He can do it. So it was just
Speaker 1: to be on Spotify. I was had very strict instructions
Speaker 1: have my phone on airplane mode so that no one called.
Speaker 1: I said, no, it calls me. No one's interested.
Speaker 2: That's not true. Did you put it on aeroplane mode. No.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to missus Sex and it was going
Speaker 1: to be on a Yui Boom.
Speaker 2: Love that.
Speaker 1: So my job was to get there, connect my phone
Speaker 1: to the Yui Boom ready to.
Speaker 2: Go airplane mode.
Speaker 1: Airplane mode wasn't on. I thought, we don't need it.
Speaker 1: Come on, No one's going to call me on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: No one did, thankfully, But.
Speaker 2: I thought about calling you. You should have. I would
Speaker 2: have just started everything.
Speaker 1: Everything that I wasn't supposed to do would have ticked
Speaker 1: the last box anyway. So I got there early, connected, beautiful,
Speaker 1: ready to go, started to enjoy a drink, saw my
Speaker 1: soon to be brother in law, you know, I wished him,
Speaker 1: but as you do, all the pleasantries and then everyone's
Speaker 1: sort of sat down and my sister has.
Speaker 2: Arrived to walk down the aisle. How was she looking?
Speaker 1: She looked beautiful, beautiful, and I thought, it's go time.
Speaker 1: So I've gone to start the song. The UI boom
Speaker 1: auto disconnects after a certain amount of time, God turns
Speaker 1: herself off like battery savor mode. So first of all,
Speaker 1: that's happened, and I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck, that's
Speaker 1: one thing.
Speaker 2: Fuck fuck.
Speaker 1: But thankfully my niece has seen my sister at the
Speaker 1: other end of the aisle and had to get to her,
Speaker 1: as three year old two and a half year olds do.
Speaker 1: She's ran up the aisle to try and get to her,
Speaker 1: and thankfully she fell over. Clumsy, clumsy, but she's brought
Speaker 1: me some time. I was going everyone, I was like,
Speaker 1: I've got this, turned it back on. It makes and
Speaker 1: you know UI booms, they make funny noises like or
Speaker 1: like connection noises, So that's come on, sigh of relief.
Speaker 2: Were ready to go? Can I ask if the niece
Speaker 2: was okay?
Speaker 1: Niece was fine, gray on grass, thank god, oh thank
Speaker 1: you fine?
Speaker 2: And was it just was it just she tripped on
Speaker 2: her own feet? They did someone throw a glass at her?
Speaker 2: Or just no?
Speaker 1: She was just running and tripped over herself as these
Speaker 1: small children.
Speaker 2: Do you sure you didn't love a schoonup? I'll buy
Speaker 2: me five minutes.
Speaker 1: And I was like, thank god. And then after a
Speaker 1: couple of minutes she had a little cry. I was like,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: The nise did. I was like, here we go, ready
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you know this about Yui booms,
Speaker 1: but when you hit maximum volume, it also cuts out
Speaker 1: and goes.
Speaker 2: For a quick second. There's a very there's silence. Can
Speaker 2: I say, Yui boom, sort yourself out seriously? For what
Speaker 2: jbl not sponsored, we'd be fine. So it makes it
Speaker 2: and you know not to not to have a go
Speaker 2: at you. But you're someone who likes to do things
Speaker 2: to the maximum. Yeah, I wanted every under here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's walking down the aisle and I'm slowly turning
Speaker 2: it up and you're a little more, little more.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling it?
Speaker 2: You feel it, feeling it? People are into it, yeah.
Speaker 1: Not realizing that it's going to do this noise, and
Speaker 1: I guess it's.
Speaker 2: And it goes and it's silent for a second, and
Speaker 2: I just go my bad midway through my only siblings wedding.
Speaker 1: Walking up the aisle, and then I had really strict
Speaker 1: instructions to feed the music out.
Speaker 3: Yeah nice, nice time. First of all, how do you
Speaker 3: do that volume down? That's what I That's what I
Speaker 3: tried to do. But it was like it wasn't as
Speaker 3: nice and smooth. It wasn't really a fade. It was
Speaker 3: kind of like a step out.
Speaker 2: It was like volume on the phone, volume on the
Speaker 2: Yuie boom phone. Okay, we got there, and then I'm
Speaker 2: surprised you didn't like mid song start watching TikTok videos.
Speaker 1: That's what my concentration is minimal.
Speaker 2: It was a short ceremony, thankfully, But then I was
Speaker 2: also how much strength, be honest, did it take not
Speaker 2: to like lay down and start having a scroll. It
Speaker 2: was tough.
Speaker 1: No, I was invested in the moment. I wanted to sorry,
Speaker 1: I wanted it to be perfect, but in doing so
Speaker 1: it was very imperfect. Anyway, I also had one other job,
Speaker 1: which was to help move people from the ceremony to
Speaker 1: the reception, which was a short walk.
Speaker 2: I'm imagining people like, mid conversation, you're like palette wrapping
Speaker 2: them and let's go on a trial I had.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, Fuck, how am I going to do this?
Speaker 1: You want to be nice?
Speaker 2: I'm gladys Is like, who's this? Shut up and get
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 1: So it's a short walk. I've just signed far three
Speaker 1: or four minutes up the road.
Speaker 2: How many meters is that? Three hundred meters? Call it? Okay,
Speaker 2: it's not three minutes to.
Speaker 1: That, but don't sorry, you're talking about me going into detail.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reduce the amount of detail to get
Speaker 1: through it.
Speaker 2: I'm just giving the people what they want. Excuse detail.
Speaker 1: Okay, according to Google Maps, it's like a three minute walk,
Speaker 1: but that's at my pace, not at normal pace and
Speaker 1: fast walker.
Speaker 2: I'm like, get there, three hundred meters. Come on, you're
Speaker 2: doing that, and I'm so twenty seconds per one hundred
Speaker 2: meters three hundred meters at least, you're doing it in
Speaker 2: like a minute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if there's a beer there I'm doing it, and
Speaker 1: I'm husein bold, I'm like, what doing anyway? So I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, how am I going to get How
Speaker 1: am I going to do it without being rude? I
Speaker 1: thought to the Great Award Shows of America where they
Speaker 1: play you out? Yes, So I downloaded the play you
Speaker 1: out music and I just walked around with the UI boom,
Speaker 1: playing people out of their conversations.
Speaker 2: And so they eventually were like what And I was like,
Speaker 2: you need to move on to the next location. Everyone's
Speaker 2: like why is that nonverbal guy? Like the Jurassic Park music.
Speaker 2: I'm playing you out? You need to move to the
Speaker 2: next location.
Speaker 1: Because they got to get there before my sister gets
Speaker 1: there because she's doing a quick photos and then it's
Speaker 1: gonna do the walk in there and that's all fun
Speaker 1: and games.
Speaker 2: Again, I think it's a nice subtle touch.
Speaker 1: They had a property ja that did.
Speaker 2: You have any pushback from the guests? Just just the
Speaker 2: ones that I'm friends with, I're like, well this guy,
Speaker 2: And I was like, just fucking move card all your jobs?
Speaker 2: Will you have a security guard? No? But actually, oh.
Speaker 1: God, that made me think about another job I had
Speaker 1: that I have never told you about.
Speaker 2: And I just did it on the side.
Speaker 1: Was it was the party higher sumo suits.
Speaker 2: I know, I know what you're thinking. Bullshit.
Speaker 1: No, true, very true. And it was for like hands
Speaker 1: and Bucks parties, did you know. So it was a
Speaker 1: friend of ours that had had the van, had all
Speaker 1: the sumo suits stuff that everything.
Speaker 2: That.
Speaker 1: So what we would do is we would get called
Speaker 1: in to do a job that he couldn't do because
Speaker 1: we just did it on the side. On like a
Speaker 1: Saturday Friday stay just deliver no no, no, we go,
Speaker 1: we set up, we show them how to use it,
Speaker 1: and then we hang around pretty much at the party,
Speaker 1: and then we pack up and we leave like a
Speaker 1: few hours later.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a great job and also a dangerous
Speaker 2: one for you. Yeah for me, yeah, because you're like,
Speaker 2: I have one drink, like ten drinks.
Speaker 1: So I was like eighteen. This is before he was
Speaker 1: married to Yeah, I was like eighteen. So me and
Speaker 1: a mate did that. Anyway, that's another job I had,
Speaker 1: Party Higher.
Speaker 2: Just a man of the tripper. Yeah, so then you
Speaker 2: see you sorry, you got everyone moved to the next
Speaker 2: room and then we had three hundred meters. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: nice evening. Everything turned out. So I was successful. Did
Speaker 2: you Did you get emotional at all watching your sister
Speaker 2: walk down the aisle?
Speaker 1: No, I got a little emotional when they were doing
Speaker 1: their vows.
Speaker 2: Tears. No, what's that like? Sorry? What's that like?
Speaker 1: I won't get me to cry on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I had a not yearn I will eventually when it happens,
Speaker 2: can't wait. I had a little tearing when my sister
Speaker 2: was she was walking down the aisle and it was
Speaker 2: she was the first one to get married. It's a
Speaker 2: little emotional. Yeah, okay, and you know, okay, well fuck myself, Okay, Well.
Speaker 1: You know everyone's different. I don't show emotions.
Speaker 2: What do you mean different?
Speaker 1: Everyone's different in terms of like what they find emotional
Speaker 1: and what they've don't find. It was a happy it's
Speaker 1: a happy moment, and I understand it, and I understand that.
Speaker 2: I think, sorry, I've just got to stitch from what
Speaker 2: you're sitting down. That might be the problem. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: must have been like you have a heart attack. I've
Speaker 2: never known a man to get a stitch from sitting down.
Speaker 2: Sorry one, Okay, I'm good. Anyway.
Speaker 1: That was my DJ debut, And if you want to
Speaker 1: hire me all the.
Speaker 2: Sumo suits, what about you. Quick question. This is about
Speaker 2: a subject that you like to talk about, so I
Speaker 2: thought i'd bring it up for you, not for me.
Speaker 2: The renovations must have been nice. I have a question
Speaker 2: for you. I value your input here. Okay, you're a
Speaker 2: man who likes timber, who knows timber, who is familiar
Speaker 2: with timber, and so you're like the oracle of timber.
Speaker 2: I've been profiled to be the timber guy you always
Speaker 2: talk about, at least at the same time as I'm like,
Speaker 2: I once lived in London, You're like, I once worked
Speaker 2: in a timber yard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, yep, Okay, so different, very different, but yeah
Speaker 1: in what way?
Speaker 2: No, I just mean different? Do you like London?
Speaker 1: London, timberyard? Two very different things.
Speaker 2: But I know the both important moments of our lives
Speaker 2: that we should we should always.
Speaker 1: I agree with you that I talk about as much
Speaker 1: as you talk about living in London. But I'm just
Speaker 1: saying they're very two different places. That's all, well seographically,
Speaker 1: well said, point taken.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate what you're saying. Good and I
Speaker 2: can respect that. Okay, great's let's move.
Speaker 1: On stairs, stairs, stairs in this place we have stairs
Speaker 1: must be not.
Speaker 2: Also will say that we may or may not be
Speaker 2: getting some must be nice hats mate, Oh we are
Speaker 2: at some point. Yeah, I think they can't. We got
Speaker 2: like that will be nice, That will be very nice.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned for that. But stairs, okay, just really quickly.
Speaker 2: We want to talk about the runner for too long.
Speaker 2: But I need to make a decision on whether or
Speaker 2: not you want a square edge step or a bullnose step. Okay,
Speaker 2: for those you aren't familiar, a bullnose is a curved edge,
Speaker 2: so deep bull's nose like there he is. That's that's
Speaker 2: why I'm talking to it. Because you know everything about timber,
Speaker 2: about the edging, about the noses. What do you like better? Well?
Speaker 1: Is it like a full Oh? What about the option
Speaker 1: for pencil round?
Speaker 2: Now you're just making things very complicated.
Speaker 1: Half between square and bullnose A pencil A pencil round
Speaker 1: step pans around smaller, not not as sharp as a square,
Speaker 1: but not a round because with the with the bull nos,
Speaker 1: there's potential to slip off.
Speaker 2: If you don't land on the step. Okay, do you
Speaker 2: want the lip to go to meet or do you
Speaker 2: want it to go overhang.
Speaker 1: In the internal stairs on the not floating like that.
Speaker 2: They've got rises and kicking. Do you reckon? What's the
Speaker 2: oracle going to say? To have it hangover? Really?
Speaker 1: Okay, what does Laura want? She wants what I want?
Speaker 2: It's not important law she wants what I want? Is
Speaker 2: you want it the other way? Didn't you? No? I'm
Speaker 2: open to anything, but I've been left with this decision.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you think that you've been left with the decision.
Speaker 1: This is the thing. You keep getting put in charge
Speaker 1: of things, but then the final decision you're getting steamrolled.
Speaker 1: So that's why I ask with the stairs, what is
Speaker 1: it that Laura wants?
Speaker 2: With the stairs?
Speaker 1: I don't know what she wants. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: she wants. Whatever I said is what she wants.
Speaker 2: I'm going to suggest the pencil nose. Fuck this mate,
Speaker 2: this fucking renot. Hey, it'll be nice you do it.
Speaker 2: I'm not. It'll be nice when it's done. I'm never
Speaker 2: doing it. But the building message just yesterday and he's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I need those locks locks for the doors.
Speaker 1: Well, you got to keep everything safe.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, But I was like, okay, how many locks do
Speaker 2: we need? And he's like, do you need me to
Speaker 2: count the doors? And I was like, how many free storms?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm now going to try and find
Speaker 2: locks for every door.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I don't envy your mate.
Speaker 2: That's that's I don't want to be doing that.
Speaker 1: I do not envy you, but I appreciate you keeping
Speaker 1: me involved.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Can I just ask you really quickly? Yes?
Speaker 2: Have you done for school? For Oscar? Have you done
Speaker 2: any like transition days for KINDI.
Speaker 1: He's done, it's done.
Speaker 2: Three four?
Speaker 1: Really I went to the first one yeah with him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and oh that was more like like a tour day.
Speaker 1: We spent like a few hours there and you got
Speaker 1: to see the school. Then he spent time there alone.
Speaker 2: And you're all the kids are doing that? Like how
Speaker 2: many other parents are there?
Speaker 1: April has been taking I've been busy, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like a few and how many more will you do?
Speaker 2: I think we got one more? Shit, I've missed all this.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm here today.
Speaker 1: You might not have missed it, and they might not
Speaker 1: do it there. Every school must do it differently.
Speaker 2: No, I missed him. I have missed him. I got
Speaker 2: orientation tonight though, Oh with I'm going with Laura. No, Marley,
Speaker 2: it's a parent info nite on the first day of school, Marge,
Speaker 2: You're like, where am I going? And here it is
Speaker 2: never been there before. We have an orientation I think
Speaker 2: next month, but I'm going, which is very exciting. Going
Speaker 2: for the first time to figure out.
Speaker 1: Where the school is very cool, what's the how long
Speaker 1: is it or what's it include? Getting real close to this.
Speaker 1: Now we should talk about this a bit more.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it because are you
Speaker 2: gonna cry? No? No, I don't feel like I don't
Speaker 2: feel I don't feel like I need to be any
Speaker 2: more prepared than what I am because Marley is just
Speaker 2: absolutely chomping to be there. Yeah, she's just she's ready.
Speaker 2: That's good, she's ready. She's also I think she definitely
Speaker 2: should go to one. Do you know what she's experienced? One?
Speaker 2: Like a half day they do? Yeah, I do it.
Speaker 2: But I've totally I've totally fucked next year.
Speaker 1: Because you've done, You've moved. Kindy's right, move Kindys.
Speaker 2: But then I forgot that we don't start school until
Speaker 2: Feb ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the ten fa Yeah, it's cold.
Speaker 2: School holidays, bro, school holidays is just absolutely bending me
Speaker 2: over all. Yeah, Yeah, you're not even there, and then
Speaker 2: I'm like, so then I went back to the daycare.
Speaker 2: She's current on the art and I was like, can
Speaker 2: we come back? And they're like we're full. Oh, so
Speaker 2: what are you going to do? I don't know, dude,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Nana, well, there's only one kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I don't know if you. Ash is
Speaker 2: a bit whimsical, and.
Speaker 1: She's a bit like, oh what do you hear the
Speaker 1: shops and forget that Marley's there, and then I'll be like, man.
Speaker 2: Who where's you coming from? What do you do with Oscar?
Speaker 1: Over that time? Yeah, he'll still go to his daycare
Speaker 1: for two days a week, the other one, the one
Speaker 1: that doesn't.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, just for two days and then he'll be
Speaker 2: with me probably.
Speaker 1: Majority of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Fuck, what are we going to do? Dude?
Speaker 1: Just bring him along? Speaking of kids, Oscar has learned
Speaker 1: a new skill.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: He's learned how to whistle, which is very clever because
Speaker 1: his mum can't whistle.
Speaker 2: April can't whistle was because she just never learned or work.
Speaker 2: She also can't ride a bike.
Speaker 1: Sorry, babe, do you know I tried to teach abebe
Speaker 1: how to ride a bike once as a fully grown adult.
Speaker 1: She did it really easily because she's a fully grown
Speaker 1: adult and can listen. But then she was like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to ride with his people. I'm like, so
Speaker 1: we're going to ride in private, said nighttime. She did
Speaker 1: it on a soccer field once.
Speaker 2: Do you have any footage of her?
Speaker 1: I wish I did, Probably probably can't share that. It
Speaker 1: would be so funny. We should try again, though.
Speaker 2: Apparently there's a huge issue with this generation of kids
Speaker 2: because no one's learning how to ride bikes. Yeah, bikes
Speaker 2: are becoming redundant. Apparently. Yeah, they reckon that bikes will
Speaker 2: become extinct in like like twenty years. I feel sorry
Speaker 2: for all those bike people.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but he it's got me into a little
Speaker 1: bit of trouble. So I like to do the grocery
Speaker 1: shopping Sunday morning early enough so that the supermarkets are open,
Speaker 1: but the other ship shops aren't open, so people are
Speaker 1: really only just there to do.
Speaker 2: You really hate people? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you see me in public, don't come near me.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not that bad. I'm like GOODO.
Speaker 2: I wear a mask, So I'd like to go early.
Speaker 1: So it's a bit more quiet, and Oscar's a lot
Speaker 1: of time he's talking hate thirty my.
Speaker 2: Wolf, very early nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: Maybe it just depends on how but I always say
Speaker 1: Oscar because he is full of beans and he just
Speaker 1: needs to go and there's not many people at the shop,
Speaker 1: so he gets gass run.
Speaker 2: Like run boy, come back here? What boy? Right?
Speaker 1: But he's only learned how to a wolf whistle. Now,
Speaker 1: if you're not familiar with wolf whistling, it's bang, thank you.
Speaker 1: Not my strongest, but that's all he can do. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we've been go to the shops. It's quite early,
Speaker 1: we're down.
Speaker 2: I think it was the sea Real Aisle and there
Speaker 2: is what.
Speaker 1: I just I just love, I love, like well, the
Speaker 1: sound in that aisle because of all the cardboard boxes
Speaker 1: like reverberates, No, no, no, it stays within that area. Reverberates
Speaker 1: No if it was glass and reverberate, do you know
Speaker 1: anything about physics?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, let.
Speaker 1: Me get back on track. But yes, it was the
Speaker 1: Cereal Aisle. We were looking for intragrain and there was
Speaker 1: one there was one lady in the aisle, and Oscar
Speaker 1: has decided to wolf whistle.
Speaker 2: Good boy. At this lady. No, I'm jack. That's disgusting. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: but he didn't know. He doesn't know what he's doing.
Speaker 2: He's like.
Speaker 1: And I was like, looked at her, and she looked
Speaker 1: at me. She's looked at the kid and thought there's
Speaker 1: no way that small kid can whistle. And she's gone.
Speaker 2: And snell me and stormed off, and Oscar's like found
Speaker 2: the newstagrain, like no idea, your life happened, broke And
Speaker 2: so I was like, fuck, bro code man, back me up.
Speaker 2: You did that? And he was like what.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't just walk around wolf whistling people
Speaker 1: because that's all he knows what to do.
Speaker 2: You've got to teach him in their tune.
Speaker 1: What should I teach him?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They just like give him like bird
Speaker 2: noises because they need to be that weird kid who
Speaker 2: can whistle like a bird. That's me.
Speaker 1: So anyway, Oscar's walking around town wolf whistling anything that
Speaker 1: walks past people confused, that's.
Speaker 2: Lovely, It's makepie.
Speaker 1: Is there a bird? How loud can you whistle?
Speaker 2: That's all I got? That's how loud can you whistle?
Speaker 2: That's all I got? What about with your fingers. No, really,
Speaker 2: that's say your flex move. Thank you, well done.
Speaker 1: Thank you anyway, just the town predator of the moment.
Speaker 1: If you see Oscar out and about any wolf, and
Speaker 1: if you see me out and about with Oscar and
Speaker 1: you think I've wolf whistle chair, I'm a happily married man.
Speaker 2: And Oscar's like young, He's like you come here often,
Speaker 2: bless bless his cotton socks. Ash. We didn't do this
Speaker 2: segment last week, but I think it's time that we play.
Speaker 2: Do we is that we do this? Tell me loud,
Speaker 2: tell the little live he wants to go first? Who's first?
Speaker 2: Go first? Picky favorite? Okay, this is from Tanya has
Speaker 2: written in and she says I told my kids that
Speaker 2: every time they swear it's one less present, they will
Speaker 2: get off Santa. Oh this is good, and that's why
Speaker 2: adults don't get any presents from Santa, because they swear.
Speaker 1: How many presents do you start with? That's the questions
Speaker 1: i'd be asking your mum, What about I give you one?
Speaker 2: Go hit me? Who wants to hear me? Terribly read? Whatever?
Speaker 1: Feels like I'm going to go long today. I feel
Speaker 1: like I didn't make it up to you terrible.
Speaker 2: How long have we got that's funny? Did you ever
Speaker 2: have to read that in class? No? Once?
Speaker 1: I did it once.
Speaker 2: I like, sometimes I get nervous reading and I'm aboud
Speaker 2: I'm a bad reading. I'm very good. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2: But sometimes Laura and I will read it at nighttime.
Speaker 2: We go page for page and Laura is flawless, and
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm like, don't stuff it up, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: tomorrow today very good.
Speaker 1: I told my daughter when she was three that I
Speaker 1: found her in the woods. What okay, let me finish it.
Speaker 2: And that's it. That's what I've time.
Speaker 1: I found her in the woods, plucked all the feathers
Speaker 1: off her to prepare for cooking, and decided to keep
Speaker 1: her because I thought she was too cute. She believed
Speaker 1: me for a while.
Speaker 2: This light came from her, asking why I always call
Speaker 2: her chicken.
Speaker 1: I'll say, good morning, chicken.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I missed the first line.
Speaker 1: Sorry, be professional.
Speaker 2: I told my daughter when she was three that I
Speaker 2: found her in the woods.
Speaker 1: Sorry, and that's all we have time, so fuck okay,
Speaker 1: So essentially, let me reverse this one for you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The daughter continued to ask her why her mother her
Speaker 1: mom why she called chicken because she says good morning chicken,
Speaker 1: which is lovely. I love that. Like I call Masie possum.
Speaker 2: What do I say? I found her in the roof anyway,
Speaker 2: that's bad, Jake. I liked it.
Speaker 1: And so she told her that I found you in
Speaker 1: the woods, plucked all your feathers to prepare to cook you,
Speaker 1: but decided to keep you because you're so cute.
Speaker 2: That's pretty messed up.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is she's going to go and tell
Speaker 1: us friends that, yeah.
Speaker 2: But also like that poor kid's going to get to
Speaker 2: bed at nighttime, being like is tonight to night? If
Speaker 2: mom's like, gosh, that dinner wasn't that good, I'm still
Speaker 2: really hungry, the kid's.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, She's like, where is that oven on? And
Speaker 1: nothing in it?
Speaker 2: Well, take your clothes off in you go? Hey, is
Speaker 2: this an ick? Is this an ick? I'm gonna say, yeah.
Speaker 2: I call my kids and I don't know how we
Speaker 2: got here, but I call my kids Bubba? Is that
Speaker 2: a nick?
Speaker 1: If there was like a cringe button, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like when we've spoken about this for
Speaker 1: when you talk to your kids in baby and I
Speaker 1: think it's okay to be like.
Speaker 2: Hey, maybe don't draw on the wall. I don't say
Speaker 2: it like that. I'll say, hey, you don't draw on
Speaker 2: the wall. Bubba is that?
Speaker 1: Or I'll say it's not look, it's not doing it
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: Sometimes in public, I'll just say, come here, Bubba came
Speaker 2: here whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm looking around, But I wonder what Bubba is. You
Speaker 1: gotta be careful because my grandmother's nickname and has her
Speaker 1: whole life is Bubby.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: She was called bubby as a kid and then she
Speaker 1: never grew out of it and friends have called her
Speaker 1: Bubby her whole life. And now she's about in eighty nine.
Speaker 2: Is she happy? Was like where she she got? Like?
Speaker 2: Just in general? Is she happy? Yeah? She's psychological damage.
Speaker 2: Is she like, stop calling me bubby? She cries us
Speaker 2: off asleep over it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say it's a nick But who am
Speaker 1: I to judge?
Speaker 2: You? Hate everything? Though? Yeah I do. I paid them
Speaker 2: more equally though. That's something. Okay, let's go into questions.
Speaker 2: This question is from Shannon Shannon, sorry, thank you for that.
Speaker 2: She wants to know what's your opinion on pulling your
Speaker 2: child out of school for a family holiday? Obviously we
Speaker 2: don't have kids in school yet, but we can talk
Speaker 2: about the foreseeable future.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is how I see it. If it's a
Speaker 1: public school, fine with it. I'm paying for this private
Speaker 1: school education. The motherfucker is going to be there the
Speaker 1: whole term.
Speaker 2: But they're the ones that are really strict on it.
Speaker 2: Friend of mine, don't to have names, my sister, Okay Clinton.
Speaker 2: They had their eldest at a school that you had
Speaker 2: to pay for, private school, if you will, they just
Speaker 2: been nice. If they took him out of school for
Speaker 2: a holiday, they would get like a letter of warning,
Speaker 2: warning for what what are they going to do? Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: kick them out. Well, hang on a minute, are we
Speaker 2: going to kick you out after you taking the kid out?
Speaker 2: It defeats a purpose. They're really strict public schools alone.
Speaker 2: What are they strict on. They're getting paid because they
Speaker 2: want kids to perform, to learn to be the best.
Speaker 1: I would be more concerned with the school that was, like,
Speaker 1: you're getting a warning for taking your kid out of
Speaker 1: a school you pay for them to go to. It's
Speaker 1: done of your fucking business of what I'm doing with
Speaker 1: my kids.
Speaker 2: Next year, You guys want to take another Barley trip
Speaker 2: and go away for six months. Yeah, okay, what do
Speaker 2: you do about Oscar leaven behind?
Speaker 1: Don't take him out like it's no one else's business.
Speaker 2: Primary school is the most non critical time of kids. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 2: I mean again, we're no experts here. I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I think if you want to go on a
Speaker 2: skiing holiday or take a boat trip for like a
Speaker 2: month and it's outside of school holidays, if it's in
Speaker 2: primary school, I think up until year five, fair play.
Speaker 1: But hang on it, someone's someone's getting a warning. Get real,
Speaker 1: who how do you think the person who typed that
Speaker 1: up was feeling at the time?
Speaker 2: To who may concern? They must have gone home.
Speaker 1: And be like, guess what, babe gave his parents a
Speaker 1: warning today because they took their kids on holiday.
Speaker 2: Shout out to all the teachers out there who are
Speaker 2: doing a great job. That's not a teacher, to that
Speaker 2: I was a teacher.
Speaker 1: That's an administ a teacher, Well, they should be an
Speaker 1: admin assistant whoever that teacher is. If you're listening, that's
Speaker 1: oh god. But I think it's just a bit much.
Speaker 2: I'd love to know from people who do have their
Speaker 2: kids in school already, Like when you want to take
Speaker 2: the kids out for a holiday. Do you just do
Speaker 2: you like fake an illness or do you just say like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're taking Timmy out to go. I think that's the
Speaker 2: correct qud. I want to be honest.
Speaker 1: What's the point of being like he's really sick? And
Speaker 1: then you see me on Instagram when I've got oscar
Speaker 1: in a pool in Bali?
Speaker 2: Well not everyone's got a million followers Ashwick's one day,
Speaker 2: you have a question, I have a question, and it's
Speaker 2: also holiday based. We love talking about holidays. Should we
Speaker 2: go on one? Yes?
Speaker 1: We should more so. I was on holidays with a
Speaker 1: few different families.
Speaker 2: Oh come on, we're going about this? We heard it
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're close friends. Yeah. So I've known the
Speaker 1: kids their whole lives. And my question is, Matt, is
Speaker 1: it okay for me to tell another child off that's
Speaker 1: a friend of mine's.
Speaker 2: It all comes down to tone, which is one thing
Speaker 2: that you're not great at. That's a lie. You can
Speaker 2: at times be aggressive, I can fucking not condescending. Yes, okay, Yes,
Speaker 2: you have a very strong voice. I think it's a
Speaker 2: voice that you're I don't know if you're aware of
Speaker 2: its full capabilities and the impact that it has another
Speaker 2: people who have to hear that voice. Well said, you're
Speaker 2: like a man who has been born with so much
Speaker 2: strength that you're like crushing cans and people's hands when
Speaker 2: you shake them. Why do I have an erection? Welcome?
Speaker 2: So you have to I mean I I once. It's
Speaker 2: easy in the moment because I recently was on a holiday.
Speaker 2: Must be nice and all the kids, you know, play
Speaker 2: six kids, everyone's playing around each other, and you kind
Speaker 2: of sometimes forget that you have to talk to someone
Speaker 2: else's kid in a different tone, a bit more gentle
Speaker 2: and not the tone that you would talk to your
Speaker 2: own kids. So you're like, what are you doing? I mean, Timmy,
Speaker 2: you cannot poke someone? What out there doing down there?
Speaker 2: You die? Timmy? Sir tim? But yeah, how did you
Speaker 2: do it in balley?
Speaker 1: How do yell at them?
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it.
Speaker 1: Comes down to how well you know the other family. Yes,
Speaker 1: I think it's okay to be like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: don't hit people, and you.
Speaker 2: Don't talk like that. I try to. How many kids
Speaker 2: do you hit when you're a balance? Zero kids? Just
Speaker 2: I'm joking, but they But it was more like in
Speaker 2: valance again's kids is not a funny matter just put just.
Speaker 1: So you know, I disclaim up little asteris continue.
Speaker 2: Isn't it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it was just when you've got a
Speaker 1: lot of kids on holidays, as you know, they there's
Speaker 1: no boundaries with them. I found I find that I
Speaker 1: needed to set some boundaries with some of the kids.
Speaker 1: They kept coming into my villa and be like, go
Speaker 1: back to your parents for a second. I'm just I
Speaker 1: need to do something over here. But there was a
Speaker 1: couple of times where I'm like, can you go back?
Speaker 2: Like not like you know, and it's kind of like,
Speaker 2: is that the wrong wrong with you? I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I get down to the letter this, you go back
Speaker 2: to your house right now. I throw your back. You
Speaker 2: know what's good for you? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just think like if you know them well enough
Speaker 1: and like you, I feel like the same with friends
Speaker 1: telling my kids off. But I know there'd be some
Speaker 1: parents out there to be like and you would know
Speaker 1: them really well and you'd be like, timmy, don't do that.
Speaker 1: And someone would be like, hey, dude, don't talk to
Speaker 1: my kid like that.
Speaker 2: That sucks.
Speaker 1: I think if your kid's been a little shit or
Speaker 1: a turd. I think it's warranted that if someone says, hey,
Speaker 1: don't do that because I don't like it in my space,
Speaker 1: do it in your space.
Speaker 2: That's completely fine. What about okay, what about if someone
Speaker 2: would hurt your kid hurt and yes, hurt, and you
Speaker 2: know you have to play it down where like see
Speaker 2: someone hit Marley, but it's in front of everyone. Everyone
Speaker 2: saw it, and Marley's now crying and they're like, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry about Timmy hitting Marley, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It happens. It happened
Speaker 2: to the kid's playing all the time. Did you have
Speaker 2: to do that, BALI?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think because like Oscar and Oscar and Lenny,
Speaker 1: so sorry about best friends.
Speaker 2: Oscar being stabbed and you're like, oh, it's fine, fine, again,
Speaker 2: that happens. He's used to it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think, like, for example, Oscar and Lenny like best
Speaker 1: mates and every day together, go to school together. If
Speaker 1: they fight best friends, they fire, and usually it takes
Speaker 1: two to tango. Okay, Very rarely are you with kids
Speaker 1: that know each other that one will just walk up
Speaker 1: and go fucking whushguf for no reason whatsoever, there's usually
Speaker 1: a reason. There's going to be the anominally kids that
Speaker 1: we're going to point them out. But those kids that
Speaker 1: do that because they might be wired a little bit differently.
Speaker 1: But usually when when it did happen over there, and
Speaker 1: Lenny is quite a bit bigger than Oscar would hit
Speaker 1: Oscar or something, I'll be like, what happened, and anybody
Speaker 1: who hit me, usually there's a reason Oscar pinched him.
Speaker 1: No shitty hit you, dickhead, You do play that down.
Speaker 1: He're like, it's okay. Kids will be kids, right. If
Speaker 1: there's no other parent around in that moment, I will
Speaker 1: say you can't do that. But then I'll also say
Speaker 1: the parent, look, I had to tell Lenny Paul Lennie's
Speaker 1: Lenny's actually getting surgery today. So I'm sorry Lenny, So okay,
Speaker 1: he's not here to defend himself anyway. I'll say, hey, look,
Speaker 1: Lenny hit Oscar, but Oscar did pinch him. Just so
Speaker 1: you know, I just said to them both, don't do that.
Speaker 1: This guy think that's fair enough.
Speaker 2: Dad of the Year. The first Lenny's confident again, the
Speaker 2: first name was like, and he's like, and then because
Speaker 2: Oscar fo is Lenny does Lennie like you.
Speaker 1: No, that's right, because Lenny's mom said to him like
Speaker 1: was disciplining him with something, and he goes, you sound
Speaker 1: like WIXI, I'm angry dad.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Hey, this has been one hell of an episode,
Speaker 2: one of our best. Before we go we to ride,
Speaker 2: we do have to remind people that we do have
Speaker 2: the competition yep, to win a holiday to Hamilton Island.
Speaker 2: It's for three nights for the family, two kids to
Speaker 2: adults to Hamilton Island, staying at the Sunday's New Resort,
Speaker 2: brand new, hasn't he master yet to be nice, very
Speaker 2: nice with all the trimmings as well. We won't go
Speaker 2: into exactly what you get. Look at our Instagram and
Speaker 2: you'll see exactly what the prize entails. Tonight, ash it begins.
Speaker 2: The vote offs are happening. We are hand picking the
Speaker 2: most traumatic nightmare situations that kids have put their parents in,
Speaker 2: proving that they are deserving of a holiday. So how
Speaker 2: does that work though? So head to head, you vote
Speaker 2: for which one you want to proceed to the next round,
Speaker 2: and we make the videos vote off against each other.
Speaker 1: How many rounds we're going to do depends how any
Speaker 1: entries we get we figure it out, but the winner
Speaker 1: will be announced Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.
Speaker 2: But hey, just going to say, just between you and me,
Speaker 2: the listener, if you have a red hot video, if your.
Speaker 1: Kid is if they're doing something stupid right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they shave their head, their head, the sibling's head,
Speaker 2: that's what I want to see. You know. If you
Speaker 2: think it's deserving of a holiday, just send it to
Speaker 2: us quickly. Okay, get it to us. We could make
Speaker 2: the vote off and it has to be good. If
Speaker 2: it's good enough, we'll slip it in there. That's what
Speaker 2: she said, because we want to make sure that the
Speaker 2: most deserving parent or parents get this holiday.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, you don't want to miss out on it.
Speaker 2: So if you deserve it, let us know. Show us
Speaker 2: the content now, Ash, my friend, we should get out
Speaker 2: of here. We should.
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Speaker 2: finish this episode. Finish joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, quick joke, this is an original. Okay, did you
Speaker 1: hear that the guy from Supersized Me died?
Speaker 2: No? You do? You know how he died?
Speaker 1: Nick colon cancer?
Speaker 2: No? Good, that's bad. That's how he died. That's really bad.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That's what I was going for.
Speaker 1: I was thought about it last night when I shry
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Speaker 2: Okay. Two Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of
Speaker 2: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.
Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestright Islander
Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land