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Speaker 1: I just want to start off by saying, it's been

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Speaker 1: a really good run, but all good things come to

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Speaker 1: an end. It has been a while since I've shipped

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Speaker 1: myself done.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay

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Speaker 2: and I'm Ash And this is all God. Maybe one

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Speaker 2: of the first few times that I've stuffed up that

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Speaker 2: intro line. This is a podcast all about parenting. It

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Speaker 2: is the good, it is the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And if you've come winning any advice, it's not going

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Speaker 2: to happen, not today, but we are going to talk

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Speaker 2: about Ash shitting himself. Take it away.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So I was here and I did say to you.

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Speaker 1: I was like, yo, No, I said, I was a

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Speaker 1: bit a sort of time and I had to leave.

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Speaker 2: I did hear you upstairs in the bathroom? Oh god.

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Speaker 2: I pretended to open the door and then I was like,

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Speaker 2: just kidding, and then you were like yes, and then

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Speaker 2: you started playing music.

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Speaker 1: No, I was on TikTok And so after I had left,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I just didn't feel great.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It was a big weekend. What's happening.

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Speaker 2: It's the Barley Belly coming. Could be bally.

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Speaker 1: Belly anyway one way home because my parents were coming

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Speaker 1: to stay with us, so they were already there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I was on the way home and I tried

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Speaker 1: to sneak out a little far the car. It turned

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Speaker 1: out to be shit, but I was more worried about

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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck myself. But then I thought, I'm going home,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not going home to not I've got to

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Speaker 1: get home and then greet my parents and hug my

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Speaker 1: parents after stewing in your stewing my shit for like

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Speaker 2: Thank god they didn't notice. So would you do just

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Speaker 2: beline or just say hey everyone?

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Speaker 1: I was like, you know, you to hug with the

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Speaker 1: hips out.

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Speaker 2: Mom's like, what are you doing? My good? An erection? Bye? Literally,

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Speaker 2: like when you have an erection, you have to like

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Speaker 2: hunch over tucket sink it back in. Was it a

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Speaker 2: big one?

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Speaker 1: Nah, it's just a little a little squirty, little watery

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Speaker 1: squirt up, little squirty bump. Anyway, I'm fine now, it's

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Speaker 1: good to have you back. It is good to be back.

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Speaker 1: I'm not feel reborn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, up until now, I've been like, there's something weird

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Speaker 2: about ash. I can't quite put my finger on it.

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Speaker 2: Here it is. M Sorry, I'm so thirsty right now.

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Speaker 1: I was just going to say that because I'm thirsty too,

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Speaker 1: because we my parents come over to my house and

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Speaker 1: they do love that. I have a fridge full of stonewood,

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Speaker 1: stone and wood. Your mum drinks stone and wood. Momum

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Speaker 1: loved Actually, mom loves this one the best, but she

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Speaker 1: can only have one because what happens she feels a

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Speaker 1: bit pissy, and we are talking about the Hinterland Hazy

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Speaker 1: pale al from Stone and Woods.

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Speaker 2: Actually, does your mom like a shandy? Do you know

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Speaker 2: what a shandy is? Just diabetic? Oh okay, well that's

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Speaker 2: awkward way to bring the mood.

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Speaker 1: You'll have a schooner, a hazy balou.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I cannot wait. Put my lips around this

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Speaker 2: ic cold can. Let's crack it open and taste a

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Speaker 2: sweet nectar. You've earned that one. Actually, I have ten days,

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Speaker 2: ten days of pounding the pavement for Ned's uncomfortable challenge.

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Speaker 2: Those of you who don't know cut my nails and

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Speaker 2: can't get the can open. Oh I got it.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, the cheers for your siplement.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, cheers Ashton.

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Speaker 1: Oh so the Hinterland Hazy was a Limbits release, but

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Speaker 1: he's now.

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Speaker 2: Part of the full time family. Matthew.

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Speaker 1: It is just bloody good beer.

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Speaker 2: And where can you get it? In any good bottle shop?

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Speaker 2: And it's now pouring on tapping any good bar or restaurant.

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Speaker 2: If it's a ship bar, they don't have it. If

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Speaker 2: it's get the hell out of there and get to

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Speaker 2: a good bar. And if you're still struggling to find it,

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Speaker 2: you can of course order it online if you're lazy

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Speaker 2: or don't like interactions with other humans, like Ash at

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Speaker 2: Stonewood dot com dot au. That is all one word, Ash,

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you acknowledged my incredible achievement of human endurance.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad someone acknowledged it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what I was expecting? I am,

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Speaker 2: of course talking about it's the Ned's uncomfortable challenge. Ten

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Speaker 2: And stupidly, we were doing live streams while NED was running,

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Speaker 2: I've got I've got the podcast, incredibly busy with the podcast,

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Speaker 2: our friendship, Our friendship. Your phone calls four a day minimum?

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Speaker 2: Have reduced them? You have reduced them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because you insulveded me last time.

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Speaker 2: Credit where credits due? And then in the moment during

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Speaker 2: going to do sixteen k's a day. Why sixteen because

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Speaker 2: it's ten percent of what Ned was doing per day.

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Speaker 2: Ned was doing one sixty per day. So they were like,

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Speaker 2: just like one point six for me. Thanks, You're like, yeah, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: again tomorrow? Should we go here? And you're like I'd

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Speaker 2: love that, And then you go home and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I came home I told Laura, oh yeah, which did

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Speaker 1: Well you thought you were expecting like, that is an

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Speaker 1: amazing achievement, Pully pants down. Yeah, I'm going to show

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Speaker 2: That's what I was going, I did nothing at all.

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Speaker 2: It was like I came home and said, I've just

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Speaker 2: killed a cat on the road. It's raspberry. She was

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Speaker 2: just had a look of shock, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: those who are experiencing homelessness. It's a huge problem in Australia,

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Speaker 2: And she goes, no, I do. But it's just like,

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Speaker 2: It's too hard. I'm tired.

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Speaker 2: Also, when you do it that late, I can't sleep.

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Speaker 2: not everything goes to plan. So Laura wasn't thrilled. No, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: Laura was a thrilled. But we got it done, finished

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Speaker 2: it recently, and thank god I did, because I have

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Speaker 2: got the worst ass chaf there. It is like not

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Speaker 2: to give you a strong visual, so apologies and advance

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Speaker 2: how can I say, Harry, hairy asshole, the whole itself,

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Speaker 2: But it's very it's very It's like it's like velcrow. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm going through.

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Speaker 1: I do, I do. I've suffered.

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Speaker 2: It's weird. I often look at myself and think, if

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Speaker 2: the amount of hair on my asshole on my face

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Speaker 1: I don't think you want to ask hair on your

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Speaker 2: I have to show I've thought about getting it laser.

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Speaker 2: Whether it's me or my back, whether it's me on

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Speaker 2: all fours or all fours. Please, I'll do any position

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Speaker 2: you like. It's that they're like, they're like five. No,

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Speaker 2: they went really long. Yeah, shut up the true story.

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Speaker 1: I think that ask chafe should be more widely recognized

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Speaker 2: Didn't you have ask chaf recently? I did? I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: It was you were squatting and doing the self application,

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Speaker 1: It was when I was doing third I was doing

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Speaker 2: But do you know what I did?

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Speaker 1: I used the vasoline, but the vacilline started to heat

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Speaker 1: It was like, I don't know what to do?

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Speaker 1: But baby powder? Bam?

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Speaker 2: It isn't that a carcinogenic? Now? Isn't that doesn't give

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Speaker 1: It doesn't give you cancer. They say, don't smoke, it

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Speaker 2: Stone would You're welcome? Good call. Don't smoke, it gives

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Speaker 2: you cancer, gives you cancer. I did it. I did it.

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Speaker 2: Have you raised and not? I don't say this to

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Speaker 2: get a pat on the back. I don't do it

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Speaker 2: for the recognition, Ash, I just do it to inform

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Speaker 2: you and the listeners. Oh, great that we raised. You

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Speaker 2: think we raised. It was twelve five hundred dollars. Wow,

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Speaker 2: twelve No, I don't need that, Ash. Not necessary. The

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Speaker 2: crowd goes wild. Not necessary.

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Speaker 1: That's very good. I'm proud of you. I saw that

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Speaker 1: Two k's anyway, it's enough about running.

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Speaker 1: Last week we did talk about briefly about how I

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Speaker 2: Yes, she is wedding. You were the DJ. I was

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Speaker 1: I got sent the playlist, the timings, and what she

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, and not not to have a

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Speaker 2: go at you. But it's a big responsibility to put

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Speaker 2: on the shoulders of yourself at a wedding. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No less my sister's wedding. She's a little bit bossy

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Speaker 2: I say, Yui boom, sort yourself out seriously? For what

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Speaker 1: Are you feeling it?

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Speaker 2: You feel it, feeling it? People are into it, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah nice, nice time. First of all, how do you

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Speaker 2: It was a short ceremony, thankfully, But then I was

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining people like, mid conversation, you're like palette wrapping

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, Fuck, how am I going to do this?

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Speaker 1: So it's a short walk. I've just signed far three

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Speaker 2: How many meters is that? Three hundred meters? Call it? Okay,

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Speaker 2: I'm just giving the people what they want. Excuse detail.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, get there, three hundred meters. Come on, you're

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Speaker 1: thought to the Great Award Shows of America where they

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Speaker 1: play you out? Yes, So I downloaded the play you

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Speaker 2: And so they eventually were like what And I was like,

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Speaker 1: Because they got to get there before my sister gets

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Speaker 2: Again, I think it's a nice subtle touch.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, just fucking move card all your jobs?

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Speaker 2: Will you have a security guard? No? But actually, oh.

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Speaker 1: God, that made me think about another job I had

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Speaker 2: And I just did it on the side.

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Speaker 1: Was it was the party higher sumo suits.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know what you're thinking. Bullshit.

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Speaker 1: No, true, very true. And it was for like hands

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Speaker 1: So what we would do is we would get called

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Speaker 2: Just a man of the tripper. Yeah, so then you

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Speaker 1: No, I got a little emotional when they were doing

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Speaker 2: Tears. No, what's that like? Sorry? What's that like?

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Speaker 1: I won't get me to cry on this podcast.

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Speaker 2: I had a not yearn I will eventually when it happens,

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Speaker 1: You know everyone's different. I don't show emotions.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean different?

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Speaker 1: Everyone's different in terms of like what they find emotional

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Speaker 2: I think, sorry, I've just got to stitch from what

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Speaker 1: That was my DJ debut, And if you want to

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Speaker 2: Sumo suits, what about you. Quick question. This is about

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Speaker 2: The renovations must have been nice. I have a question

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Speaker 2: I've been profiled to be the timber guy you always

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Speaker 1: in what way?

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Speaker 2: No, I just mean different? Do you like London?

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Speaker 1: London, timberyard? Two very different things.

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Speaker 2: But I know the both important moments of our lives

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Speaker 1: I agree with you that I talk about as much

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Speaker 2: Thank you. I appreciate what you're saying. Good and I

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Speaker 1: On stairs, stairs, stairs in this place we have stairs

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Speaker 2: getting some must be nice hats mate, Oh we are

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Speaker 2: like that will be nice, That will be very nice.

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Speaker 2: But I need to make a decision on whether or

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Speaker 2: so deep bull's nose like there he is. That's that's

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00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 2: why I'm talking to it. Because you know everything about timber,

438
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:40,960
Speaker 2: about the edging, about the noses. What do you like better? Well?

439
00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 1: Is it like a full Oh? What about the option

440
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,840
Speaker 1: for pencil round?

441
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,440
Speaker 2: Now you're just making things very complicated.

442
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:52,200
Speaker 1: Half between square and bullnose A pencil A pencil round

443
00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 1: step pans around smaller, not not as sharp as a square,

444
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: but not a round because with the with the bull nos,

445
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,640
Speaker 1: there's potential to slip off.

446
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,119
Speaker 2: If you don't land on the step. Okay, do you

447
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:13,920
Speaker 2: want the lip to go to meet or do you

448
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 2: want it to go overhang.

449
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:20,960
Speaker 1: In the internal stairs on the not floating like that.

450
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,879
Speaker 2: They've got rises and kicking. Do you reckon? What's the

451
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 2: oracle going to say? To have it hangover? Really?

452
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,719
Speaker 1: Okay, what does Laura want? She wants what I want?

453
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:33,480
Speaker 2: It's not important law she wants what I want? Is

454
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 2: you want it the other way? Didn't you? No? I'm

455
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 2: open to anything, but I've been left with this decision.

456
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:42,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you think that you've been left with the decision.

457
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: This is the thing. You keep getting put in charge

458
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 1: of things, but then the final decision you're getting steamrolled.

459
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 1: So that's why I ask with the stairs, what is

460
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:55,240
Speaker 1: it that Laura wants?

461
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 2: With the stairs?

462
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 1: I don't know what she wants. I'll tell you what

463
00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: she wants. Whatever I said is what she wants.

464
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:05,879
Speaker 2: I'm going to suggest the pencil nose. Fuck this mate,

465
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: this fucking renot. Hey, it'll be nice you do it.

466
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 2: I'm not. It'll be nice when it's done. I'm never

467
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 2: doing it. But the building message just yesterday and he's like, hey,

468
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 2: I need those locks locks for the doors.

469
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: Well, you got to keep everything safe.

470
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,639
Speaker 2: Absolutely, But I was like, okay, how many locks do

471
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: we need? And he's like, do you need me to

472
00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 2: count the doors? And I was like, how many free storms?

473
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,400
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm now going to try and find

474
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: locks for every door.

475
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,160
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I don't envy your mate.

476
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 2: That's that's I don't want to be doing that.

477
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: I do not envy you, but I appreciate you keeping

478
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 1: me involved.

479
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 2: Thank you. Can I just ask you really quickly? Yes?

480
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 2: Have you done for school? For Oscar? Have you done

481
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:54,680
Speaker 2: any like transition days for KINDI.

482
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 1: He's done, it's done.

483
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:56,840
Speaker 2: Three four?

484
00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 1: Really I went to the first one yeah with him? Yeah,

485
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: and oh that was more like like a tour day.

486
00:25:05,119 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: We spent like a few hours there and you got

487
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,720
Speaker 1: to see the school. Then he spent time there alone.

488
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: And you're all the kids are doing that? Like how

489
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,439
Speaker 2: many other parents are there?

490
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: April has been taking I've been busy, but like, yeah,

491
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 1: like a few and how many more will you do?

492
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:22,680
Speaker 2: I think we got one more? Shit, I've missed all this.

493
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,119
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm here today.

494
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,719
Speaker 1: You might not have missed it, and they might not

495
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: do it there. Every school must do it differently.

496
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,479
Speaker 2: No, I missed him. I have missed him. I got

497
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 2: orientation tonight though, Oh with I'm going with Laura. No, Marley,

498
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,040
Speaker 2: it's a parent info nite on the first day of school, Marge,

499
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,400
Speaker 2: You're like, where am I going? And here it is

500
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 2: never been there before. We have an orientation I think

501
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 2: next month, but I'm going, which is very exciting. Going

502
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,920
Speaker 2: for the first time to figure out.

503
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,720
Speaker 1: Where the school is very cool, what's the how long

504
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: is it or what's it include? Getting real close to this.

505
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 1: Now we should talk about this a bit more.

506
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it because are you

507
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 2: gonna cry? No? No, I don't feel like I don't

508
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 2: feel I don't feel like I need to be any

509
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 2: more prepared than what I am because Marley is just

510
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,560
Speaker 2: absolutely chomping to be there. Yeah, she's just she's ready.

511
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 2: That's good, she's ready. She's also I think she definitely

512
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 2: should go to one. Do you know what she's experienced? One?

513
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 2: Like a half day they do? Yeah, I do it.

514
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: But I've totally I've totally fucked next year.

515
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: Because you've done, You've moved. Kindy's right, move Kindys.

516
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 2: But then I forgot that we don't start school until

517
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: Feb ten.

518
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the ten fa Yeah, it's cold.

519
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 2: School holidays, bro, school holidays is just absolutely bending me

520
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,479
Speaker 2: over all. Yeah, Yeah, you're not even there, and then

521
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 2: I'm like, so then I went back to the daycare.

522
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: She's current on the art and I was like, can

523
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 2: we come back? And they're like we're full. Oh, so

524
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 2: what are you going to do? I don't know, dude,

525
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

526
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: Nana, well, there's only one kid.

527
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I don't know if you. Ash is

528
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 2: a bit whimsical, and.

529
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: She's a bit like, oh what do you hear the

530
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: shops and forget that Marley's there, and then I'll be like, man.

531
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 2: Who where's you coming from? What do you do with Oscar?

532
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: Over that time? Yeah, he'll still go to his daycare

533
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: for two days a week, the other one, the one

534
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: that doesn't.

535
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yeah, just for two days and then he'll be

536
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 2: with me probably.

537
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 1: Majority of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

538
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 2: Fuck, what are we going to do? Dude?

539
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 1: Just bring him along? Speaking of kids, Oscar has learned

540
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: a new skill.

541
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:58,560
Speaker 2: Please.

542
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 1: He's learned how to whistle, which is very clever because

543
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: his mum can't whistle.

544
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: April can't whistle was because she just never learned or work.

545
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 2: She also can't ride a bike.

546
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: Sorry, babe, do you know I tried to teach abebe

547
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 1: how to ride a bike once as a fully grown adult.

548
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: She did it really easily because she's a fully grown

549
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,440
Speaker 1: adult and can listen. But then she was like, I

550
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 1: don't want to ride with his people. I'm like, so

551
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: we're going to ride in private, said nighttime. She did

552
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 1: it on a soccer field once.

553
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 2: Do you have any footage of her?

554
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: I wish I did, Probably probably can't share that. It

555
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,360
Speaker 1: would be so funny. We should try again, though.

556
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 2: Apparently there's a huge issue with this generation of kids

557
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 2: because no one's learning how to ride bikes. Yeah, bikes

558
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 2: are becoming redundant. Apparently. Yeah, they reckon that bikes will

559
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 2: become extinct in like like twenty years. I feel sorry

560
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 2: for all those bike people.

561
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but he it's got me into a little

562
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: bit of trouble. So I like to do the grocery

563
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:03,080
Speaker 1: shopping Sunday morning early enough so that the supermarkets are open,

564
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 1: but the other ship shops aren't open, so people are

565
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,520
Speaker 1: really only just there to do.

566
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 2: You really hate people? Yeah?

567
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you see me in public, don't come near me.

568
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 2: No.

569
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not that bad. I'm like GOODO.

570
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 2: I wear a mask, So I'd like to go early.

571
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,479
Speaker 1: So it's a bit more quiet, and Oscar's a lot

572
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 1: of time he's talking hate thirty my.

573
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: Wolf, very early nine o'clock.

574
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 1: Maybe it just depends on how but I always say

575
00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: Oscar because he is full of beans and he just

576
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: needs to go and there's not many people at the shop,

577
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: so he gets gass run.

578
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: Like run boy, come back here? What boy? Right?

579
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: But he's only learned how to a wolf whistle. Now,

580
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: if you're not familiar with wolf whistling, it's bang, thank you.

581
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 1: Not my strongest, but that's all he can do. Okay,

582
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: So we've been go to the shops. It's quite early,

583
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: we're down.

584
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: I think it was the sea Real Aisle and there

585
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: is what.

586
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: I just I just love, I love, like well, the

587
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: sound in that aisle because of all the cardboard boxes

588
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: like reverberates, No, no, no, it stays within that area. Reverberates

589
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: No if it was glass and reverberate, do you know

590
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: anything about physics?

591
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, let.

592
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: Me get back on track. But yes, it was the

593
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: Cereal Aisle. We were looking for intragrain and there was

594
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: one there was one lady in the aisle, and Oscar

595
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: has decided to wolf whistle.

596
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: Good boy. At this lady. No, I'm jack. That's disgusting. No, no, no,

597
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 2: but he didn't know. He doesn't know what he's doing.

598
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 2: He's like.

599
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: And I was like, looked at her, and she looked

600
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: at me. She's looked at the kid and thought there's

601
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 1: no way that small kid can whistle. And she's gone.

602
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 2: And snell me and stormed off, and Oscar's like found

603
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,120
Speaker 2: the newstagrain, like no idea, your life happened, broke And

604
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 2: so I was like, fuck, bro code man, back me up.

605
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 2: You did that? And he was like what.

606
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't just walk around wolf whistling people

607
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: because that's all he knows what to do.

608
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 2: You've got to teach him in their tune.

609
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: What should I teach him?

610
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. They just like give him like bird

611
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 2: noises because they need to be that weird kid who

612
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: can whistle like a bird. That's me.

613
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: So anyway, Oscar's walking around town wolf whistling anything that

614
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: walks past people confused, that's.

615
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: Lovely, It's makepie.

616
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: Is there a bird? How loud can you whistle?

617
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: That's all I got? That's how loud can you whistle?

618
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 2: That's all I got? What about with your fingers. No, really,

619
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: that's say your flex move. Thank you, well done.

620
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 1: Thank you anyway, just the town predator of the moment.

621
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: If you see Oscar out and about any wolf, and

622
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,239
Speaker 1: if you see me out and about with Oscar and

623
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: you think I've wolf whistle chair, I'm a happily married man.

624
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: And Oscar's like young, He's like you come here often,

625
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: bless bless his cotton socks. Ash. We didn't do this

626
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 2: segment last week, but I think it's time that we play.

627
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 2: Do we is that we do this? Tell me loud,

628
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 2: tell the little live he wants to go first? Who's first?

629
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 2: Go first? Picky favorite? Okay, this is from Tanya has

630
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 2: written in and she says I told my kids that

631
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: every time they swear it's one less present, they will

632
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: get off Santa. Oh this is good, and that's why

633
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 2: adults don't get any presents from Santa, because they swear.

634
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: How many presents do you start with? That's the questions

635
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: i'd be asking your mum, What about I give you one?

636
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 2: Go hit me? Who wants to hear me? Terribly read? Whatever?

637
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: Feels like I'm going to go long today. I feel

638
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: like I didn't make it up to you terrible.

639
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 2: How long have we got that's funny? Did you ever

640
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 2: have to read that in class? No? Once?

641
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: I did it once.

642
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: I like, sometimes I get nervous reading and I'm aboud

643
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 2: I'm a bad reading. I'm very good. No, I'm not.

644
00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: But sometimes Laura and I will read it at nighttime.

645
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 2: We go page for page and Laura is flawless, and

646
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,840
Speaker 2: sometimes I'm like, don't stuff it up, and I'm like,

647
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 2: tomorrow today very good.

648
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: I told my daughter when she was three that I

649
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: found her in the woods. What okay, let me finish it.

650
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 2: And that's it. That's what I've time.

651
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: I found her in the woods, plucked all the feathers

652
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: off her to prepare for cooking, and decided to keep

653
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 1: her because I thought she was too cute. She believed

654
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 1: me for a while.

655
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: This light came from her, asking why I always call

656
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:20,920
Speaker 2: her chicken.

657
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: I'll say, good morning, chicken.

658
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I missed the first line.

659
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: Sorry, be professional.

660
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 2: I told my daughter when she was three that I

661
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: found her in the woods.

662
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, and that's all we have time, so fuck okay,

663
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: So essentially, let me reverse this one for you.

664
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,360
Speaker 2: Okay.

665
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: The daughter continued to ask her why her mother her

666
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: mom why she called chicken because she says good morning chicken,

667
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,240
Speaker 1: which is lovely. I love that. Like I call Masie possum.

668
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,440
Speaker 2: What do I say? I found her in the roof anyway,

669
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 2: that's bad, Jake. I liked it.

670
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: And so she told her that I found you in

671
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: the woods, plucked all your feathers to prepare to cook you,

672
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 1: but decided to keep you because you're so cute.

673
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 2: That's pretty messed up.

674
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is she's going to go and tell

675
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: us friends that, yeah.

676
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: But also like that poor kid's going to get to

677
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: bed at nighttime, being like is tonight to night? If

678
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: mom's like, gosh, that dinner wasn't that good, I'm still

679
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 2: really hungry, the kid's.

680
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: Like yeah, She's like, where is that oven on? And

681
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 1: nothing in it?

682
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: Well, take your clothes off in you go? Hey, is

683
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 2: this an ick? Is this an ick? I'm gonna say, yeah.

684
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 2: I call my kids and I don't know how we

685
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: got here, but I call my kids Bubba? Is that

686
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 2: a nick?

687
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: If there was like a cringe button, I'd be like,

688
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,800
Speaker 1: it's like it's like when we've spoken about this for

689
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: when you talk to your kids in baby and I

690
00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: think it's okay to be like.

691
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: Hey, maybe don't draw on the wall. I don't say

692
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 2: it like that. I'll say, hey, you don't draw on

693
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 2: the wall. Bubba is that?

694
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 1: Or I'll say it's not look, it's not doing it

695
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 1: for me.

696
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 2: Sometimes in public, I'll just say, come here, Bubba came

697
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 2: here whatever.

698
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm looking around, But I wonder what Bubba is. You

699
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: gotta be careful because my grandmother's nickname and has her

700
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: whole life is Bubby.

701
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:33,840
Speaker 2: Okay.

702
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: She was called bubby as a kid and then she

703
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: never grew out of it and friends have called her

704
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: Bubby her whole life. And now she's about in eighty nine.

705
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: Is she happy? Was like where she she got? Like?

706
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 2: Just in general? Is she happy? Yeah? She's psychological damage.

707
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 2: Is she like, stop calling me bubby? She cries us

708
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 2: off asleep over it?

709
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say it's a nick But who am

710
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: I to judge?

711
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:02,680
Speaker 2: You? Hate everything? Though? Yeah I do. I paid them

712
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:08,400
Speaker 2: more equally though. That's something. Okay, let's go into questions.

713
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 2: This question is from Shannon Shannon, sorry, thank you for that.

714
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 2: She wants to know what's your opinion on pulling your

715
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: child out of school for a family holiday? Obviously we

716
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 2: don't have kids in school yet, but we can talk

717
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 2: about the foreseeable future.

718
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: Okay, this is how I see it. If it's a

719
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,120
Speaker 1: public school, fine with it. I'm paying for this private

720
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: school education. The motherfucker is going to be there the

721
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: whole term.

722
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 2: But they're the ones that are really strict on it.

723
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: Friend of mine, don't to have names, my sister, Okay Clinton.

724
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: They had their eldest at a school that you had

725
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 2: to pay for, private school, if you will, they just

726
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 2: been nice. If they took him out of school for

727
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 2: a holiday, they would get like a letter of warning,

728
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 2: warning for what what are they going to do? Well, yeah,

729
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: kick them out. Well, hang on a minute, are we

730
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: going to kick you out after you taking the kid out?

731
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: It defeats a purpose. They're really strict public schools alone.

732
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 2: What are they strict on. They're getting paid because they

733
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 2: want kids to perform, to learn to be the best.

734
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: I would be more concerned with the school that was, like,

735
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: you're getting a warning for taking your kid out of

736
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: a school you pay for them to go to. It's

737
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: done of your fucking business of what I'm doing with

738
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: my kids.

739
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 2: Next year, You guys want to take another Barley trip

740
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 2: and go away for six months. Yeah, okay, what do

741
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: you do about Oscar leaven behind?

742
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: Don't take him out like it's no one else's business.

743
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 2: Primary school is the most non critical time of kids. Yeah, Like,

744
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 2: I mean again, we're no experts here. I don't. Yeah,

745
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: but I think if you want to go on a

746
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 2: skiing holiday or take a boat trip for like a

747
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: month and it's outside of school holidays, if it's in

748
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 2: primary school, I think up until year five, fair play.

749
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,360
Speaker 1: But hang on it, someone's someone's getting a warning. Get real,

750
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: who how do you think the person who typed that

751
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 1: up was feeling at the time?

752
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 2: To who may concern? They must have gone home.

753
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: And be like, guess what, babe gave his parents a

754
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: warning today because they took their kids on holiday.

755
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 2: Shout out to all the teachers out there who are

756
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 2: doing a great job. That's not a teacher, to that

757
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: I was a teacher.

758
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: That's an administ a teacher, Well, they should be an

759
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,359
Speaker 1: admin assistant whoever that teacher is. If you're listening, that's

760
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,399
Speaker 1: oh god. But I think it's just a bit much.

761
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: I'd love to know from people who do have their

762
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: kids in school already, Like when you want to take

763
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: the kids out for a holiday. Do you just do

764
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: you like fake an illness or do you just say like, hey,

765
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 2: we're taking Timmy out to go. I think that's the

766
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 2: correct qud. I want to be honest.

767
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: What's the point of being like he's really sick? And

768
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: then you see me on Instagram when I've got oscar

769
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: in a pool in Bali?

770
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: Well not everyone's got a million followers Ashwick's one day,

771
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: you have a question, I have a question, and it's

772
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 2: also holiday based. We love talking about holidays. Should we

773
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 2: go on one? Yes?

774
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: We should more so. I was on holidays with a

775
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:06,920
Speaker 1: few different families.

776
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: Oh come on, we're going about this? We heard it

777
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: last week.

778
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: Yes, and they're close friends. Yeah. So I've known the

779
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: kids their whole lives. And my question is, Matt, is

780
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: it okay for me to tell another child off that's

781
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 1: a friend of mine's.

782
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 2: It all comes down to tone, which is one thing

783
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 2: that you're not great at. That's a lie. You can

784
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 2: at times be aggressive, I can fucking not condescending. Yes, okay, Yes,

785
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 2: you have a very strong voice. I think it's a

786
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:45,680
Speaker 2: voice that you're I don't know if you're aware of

787
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 2: its full capabilities and the impact that it has another

788
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 2: people who have to hear that voice. Well said, you're

789
00:40:51,080 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: like a man who has been born with so much

790
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: strength that you're like crushing cans and people's hands when

791
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,400
Speaker 2: you shake them. Why do I have an erection? Welcome?

792
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 2: So you have to I mean I I once. It's

793
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,800
Speaker 2: easy in the moment because I recently was on a holiday.

794
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: Must be nice and all the kids, you know, play

795
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: six kids, everyone's playing around each other, and you kind

796
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 2: of sometimes forget that you have to talk to someone

797
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 2: else's kid in a different tone, a bit more gentle

798
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 2: and not the tone that you would talk to your

799
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: own kids. So you're like, what are you doing? I mean, Timmy,

800
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 2: you cannot poke someone? What out there doing down there?

801
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 2: You die? Timmy? Sir tim? But yeah, how did you

802
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:38,760
Speaker 2: do it in balley?

803
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: How do yell at them?

804
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it.

805
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: Comes down to how well you know the other family. Yes,

806
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: I think it's okay to be like, hey, you know,

807
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,920
Speaker 1: don't hit people, and you.

808
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 2: Don't talk like that. I try to. How many kids

809
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 2: do you hit when you're a balance? Zero kids? Just

810
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 2: I'm joking, but they But it was more like in

811
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 2: valance again's kids is not a funny matter just put just.

812
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 1: So you know, I disclaim up little asteris continue.

813
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 2: Isn't it.

814
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,320
Speaker 1: It wasn't like it was just when you've got a

815
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: lot of kids on holidays, as you know, they there's

816
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: no boundaries with them. I found I find that I

817
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 1: needed to set some boundaries with some of the kids.

818
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 1: They kept coming into my villa and be like, go

819
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: back to your parents for a second. I'm just I

820
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 1: need to do something over here. But there was a

821
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: couple of times where I'm like, can you go back?

822
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 2: Like not like you know, and it's kind of like,

823
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 2: is that the wrong wrong with you? I'd be like,

824
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,399
Speaker 2: I get down to the letter this, you go back

825
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 2: to your house right now. I throw your back. You

826
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 2: know what's good for you? Yeah.

827
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: I just think like if you know them well enough

828
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: and like you, I feel like the same with friends

829
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: telling my kids off. But I know there'd be some

830
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: parents out there to be like and you would know

831
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: them really well and you'd be like, timmy, don't do that.

832
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: And someone would be like, hey, dude, don't talk to

833
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: my kid like that.

834
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 2: That sucks.

835
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 1: I think if your kid's been a little shit or

836
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 1: a turd. I think it's warranted that if someone says, hey,

837
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 1: don't do that because I don't like it in my space,

838
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:17,680
Speaker 1: do it in your space.

839
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: That's completely fine. What about okay, what about if someone

840
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 2: would hurt your kid hurt and yes, hurt, and you

841
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 2: know you have to play it down where like see

842
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 2: someone hit Marley, but it's in front of everyone. Everyone

843
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:38,040
Speaker 2: saw it, and Marley's now crying and they're like, I'm

844
00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 2: so sorry about Timmy hitting Marley, and you're like, oh,

845
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 2: it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. It happens. It happened

846
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,360
Speaker 2: to the kid's playing all the time. Did you have

847
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: to do that, BALI?

848
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think because like Oscar and Oscar and Lenny,

849
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,359
Speaker 1: so sorry about best friends.

850
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 2: Oscar being stabbed and you're like, oh, it's fine, fine, again,

851
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 2: that happens. He's used to it. Yeah.

852
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: I think, like, for example, Oscar and Lenny like best

853
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 1: mates and every day together, go to school together. If

854
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: they fight best friends, they fire, and usually it takes

855
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,360
Speaker 1: two to tango. Okay, Very rarely are you with kids

856
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,799
Speaker 1: that know each other that one will just walk up

857
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,320
Speaker 1: and go fucking whushguf for no reason whatsoever, there's usually

858
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,799
Speaker 1: a reason. There's going to be the anominally kids that

859
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: we're going to point them out. But those kids that

860
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: do that because they might be wired a little bit differently.

861
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: But usually when when it did happen over there, and

862
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: Lenny is quite a bit bigger than Oscar would hit

863
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: Oscar or something, I'll be like, what happened, and anybody

864
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: who hit me, usually there's a reason Oscar pinched him.

865
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,439
Speaker 1: No shitty hit you, dickhead, You do play that down.

866
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: He're like, it's okay. Kids will be kids, right. If

867
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: there's no other parent around in that moment, I will

868
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: say you can't do that. But then I'll also say

869
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: the parent, look, I had to tell Lenny Paul Lennie's

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Speaker 1: Lenny's actually getting surgery today. So I'm sorry Lenny, So okay,

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Speaker 1: he's not here to defend himself anyway. I'll say, hey, look,

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Speaker 1: Lenny hit Oscar, but Oscar did pinch him. Just so

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00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 1: you know, I just said to them both, don't do that.

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Speaker 1: This guy think that's fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Dad of the Year. The first Lenny's confident again, the

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00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 2: first name was like, and he's like, and then because

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Speaker 2: Oscar fo is Lenny does Lennie like you.

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00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 1: No, that's right, because Lenny's mom said to him like

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Speaker 1: was disciplining him with something, and he goes, you sound

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00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 1: like WIXI, I'm angry dad.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Hey, this has been one hell of an episode,

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00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,240
Speaker 2: one of our best. Before we go we to ride,

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00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 2: we do have to remind people that we do have

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Speaker 2: the competition yep, to win a holiday to Hamilton Island.

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00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 2: It's for three nights for the family, two kids to

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Speaker 2: adults to Hamilton Island, staying at the Sunday's New Resort,

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Speaker 2: brand new, hasn't he master yet to be nice, very

888
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 2: nice with all the trimmings as well. We won't go

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00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 2: into exactly what you get. Look at our Instagram and

890
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 2: you'll see exactly what the prize entails. Tonight, ash it begins.

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00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 2: The vote offs are happening. We are hand picking the

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Speaker 2: most traumatic nightmare situations that kids have put their parents in,

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Speaker 2: proving that they are deserving of a holiday. So how

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00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 2: does that work though? So head to head, you vote

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Speaker 2: for which one you want to proceed to the next round,

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Speaker 2: and we make the videos vote off against each other.

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Speaker 1: How many rounds we're going to do depends how any

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Speaker 1: entries we get we figure it out, but the winner

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Speaker 1: will be announced Saturday, Saturday, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: But hey, just going to say, just between you and me,

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00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,760
Speaker 2: the listener, if you have a red hot video, if your.

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00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: Kid is if they're doing something stupid right now.

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00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they shave their head, their head, the sibling's head,

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Speaker 2: that's what I want to see. You know. If you

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00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: think it's deserving of a holiday, just send it to

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Speaker 2: us quickly. Okay, get it to us. We could make

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00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 2: the vote off and it has to be good. If

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00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 2: it's good enough, we'll slip it in there. That's what

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00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 2: she said, because we want to make sure that the

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Speaker 2: most deserving parent or parents get this holiday.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, you don't want to miss out on it.

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00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 2: So if you deserve it, let us know. Show us

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Speaker 2: the content now, Ash, my friend, we should get out

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Speaker 2: of here. We should.

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Speaker 1: If you've enjoyed this episode, please leave us a review

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Speaker 1: five stars, comment me nice, subscribe that would be nice too,

917
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: and join us on social media. Yes, Facebook, we have

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Speaker 1: a group called two Doting Dads. We need to accept you,

919
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Speaker 1: which we will screen.

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00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,319
Speaker 2: Process is very thorough, very thorough. You've got a first

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Speaker 2: name on the last name. You're in Welcome TikTok Instagram

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Speaker 2: and I think that's everything. That is everything. Good job,

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Speaker 2: well done, huzza. We'll see you guys next week. Let's

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Speaker 2: finish this episode. Finish joke.

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Speaker 1: Okay, quick joke, this is an original. Okay, did you

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Speaker 1: hear that the guy from Supersized Me died?

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Speaker 2: No? You do? You know how he died?

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Speaker 1: Nick colon cancer?

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Speaker 2: No? Good, that's bad. That's how he died. That's really bad.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. That's what I was going for.

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Speaker 1: I was thought about it last night when I shry

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Speaker 1: to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Two Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of

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Speaker 2: country throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestright Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land