Speaker 1: Good morning, Chris.
Speaker 2: You are shocking draw me like one of your French girls.
Speaker 3: They're sleeping with Elvish Mannikins dand the Christian o'connall show.
Speaker 1: I'm gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Hey, come on in, Christian O'Connell show, shoesday morning, Come
Speaker 3: on in Jack morning, Christian, come on in Pats good morning. Now,
Speaker 3: first of all, before we get in today's show, must
Speaker 3: just your attention to her rather cool looking jumper that
Speaker 3: you're wearing at the moment. Thank you, Christian looks very familiar.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you another member of the team.
Speaker 3: Now there's another member of the team who who? That
Speaker 3: is his look and that is his jumper? I mean
Speaker 3: you're like single white male. You ever heard of the
Speaker 3: movie single white female?
Speaker 2: What does she do? Store somebody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, clone their look and everything about them. Yeah, your
Speaker 3: single white male behavior on that. That's an act of war.
Speaker 2: Our audio producer has. It's honestly such a cool top.
Speaker 2: It's the brand Rolling from Japan. They make like keyboards,
Speaker 2: guitar pedals. And when I saw him and I thought
Speaker 2: a single white female him, I thought I want.
Speaker 3: But then you can't wear it around not at work?
Speaker 3: Why it's nice I'm saying, I see you and I've
Speaker 3: got it. Now he's got it because it's distinctive alpha
Speaker 3: male Jack. It is. It's a move that doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: I'll have what you're It's like a mad king.
Speaker 2: No, I don't mind him wearing it.
Speaker 3: At the same time, Jack, the serfs can wear what
Speaker 3: they want. You know what.
Speaker 2: He told me where I could buy it online, and
Speaker 2: then I went there and there's there was heaps of
Speaker 2: different designs, but I still chose the one that he
Speaker 2: had because it's.
Speaker 3: Because it's the orange lettering on the black jumper.
Speaker 2: I've seen it out in the world. I know it
Speaker 2: works on him. I know it's going to work on me.
Speaker 3: I like, you're wearing it in here at six am,
Speaker 3: like coming here every day.
Speaker 2: Eventually I'm going to wear it. It's going to rotate
Speaker 2: through my water.
Speaker 3: Give it for a nice weekend one or going out
Speaker 3: in the evening. I know your favorite Roland keyboard top.
Speaker 3: So how are you going to agree? What if you
Speaker 3: one day you're both wearing it, You're going to like
Speaker 3: a couple of kids TV presented. No, you know, like
Speaker 3: you were the worst thing in a music room, not
Speaker 3: the guitar guys who always the cool guys, the keyboard
Speaker 3: guys like your sponsored the Roland Brothers, I like in
Speaker 3: your estrange sort of eighties tribute bands.
Speaker 2: I'll be happy for him to wear at the same time,
Speaker 2: but I had to wear it today because it came
Speaker 2: in the post yesterday and you know that excitement of
Speaker 2: it comes thirty three. My present is here in the
Speaker 2: mail on my birthday.
Speaker 3: Has it got those like you know, those like fold
Speaker 3: marks as well? It's still got It's still got the
Speaker 3: little price tag on as well. And that little silica
Speaker 3: jail thing is just falling out. Uh, this is the
Speaker 3: vinyls on god As ten minutes past six come on.
Speaker 1: Him The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: My youngest daughter, I didn't know this was a thing
Speaker 3: now right, And she's getting into CDs.
Speaker 2: It's amazing that CDs are coming back around. I understand
Speaker 2: the vinyl because it's like there's something tactile about it,
Speaker 2: and it's called to put vinyl on again. But cs,
Speaker 2: I thought when they were gone, they're gone forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't know about you, but I had likened.
Speaker 3: I had thousands of CDs and I just sort of
Speaker 3: got rid of mine when it was all suddenly it
Speaker 3: was all the move on online and hard drives and
Speaker 3: streaming songs and anyway. Now she's obsessed with CDs. It's
Speaker 3: all because about two months ago she saw on an
Speaker 3: op shot, right. She loves going to opshots. She gets
Speaker 3: cooled old clothes there and so there and it was
Speaker 3: a little one those I think they used to be
Speaker 3: called stacks, just a CD player. You know, we're like
Speaker 3: two tinny speakers. Yeah, kind of old music center from
Speaker 3: the nineties. And so they had a couple of CDs
Speaker 3: and she's really implement she'd been saving her pocket money
Speaker 3: right from last couple of weeks to get a portable
Speaker 3: CD player, the discman.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, where do you get a discman?
Speaker 3: Will you be Vice? JB, high five, Amazon, there's all
Speaker 3: kinds of different brands.
Speaker 2: Now where she said she got a new discument Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm shocked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, about thirty two dollars now the current price of
Speaker 3: eight not I should just say, because she left me
Speaker 3: to me to I've kept some of her money back
Speaker 3: from her South or little kind of finders thing. She
Speaker 3: doesn't know. The best one I get is the Sony one.
Speaker 3: I've got a budget one you know, one of those
Speaker 3: sort of brands you've never heard of before. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not Sony. I don't know what it is, but anyway, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was saying, do you know what I think? I've
Speaker 3: still got a couple of CDs that I kept back
Speaker 3: from when I sold mine years ago. I dug out
Speaker 3: some CDs, right, I found that I still got every
Speaker 3: single Martin molloy album on CD. Eat Your Piece, Poop Shoot.
Speaker 3: I think there was another one as well, but I've
Speaker 3: got all of those. And then I found that I
Speaker 3: had on CD. I used to just play this album
Speaker 3: over and over again, the Jerry Seinfeld special I'm Telling
Speaker 3: You for the Last Time, where he retired a load
Speaker 3: of his classic material, some of the best sort of
Speaker 3: observational comment it's ever been done, and he performed all
Speaker 3: for the last Time. But that CD Hamous Blake is
Speaker 3: also like me, so I can remember those routines like karaoke.
Speaker 3: So I found that it was not interested listen to that.
Speaker 3: And then I found a load of remember white labels
Speaker 3: they send to the radio stations. They were like early CDs
Speaker 3: before they went on sale, their white labels, so before
Speaker 3: they have the artwork, it's just like just a track listing.
Speaker 3: They're worth a fortune.
Speaker 2: Now, No, I didn't know about it.
Speaker 3: I've got all I think the first five Radiohead albums
Speaker 3: white labels on CD, and so she'd never heard radio before.
Speaker 3: So I go on, you might, you might really like Radiohead.
Speaker 3: I didn't really think that through. A fourteen year old
Speaker 3: struggling in lockdown does not. That's not the time to
Speaker 3: get into radio Head.
Speaker 2: More isolation than she's ever experienced in her life perform.
Speaker 3: All the tracks are about alienation, isolation, relentless misery, and nihilism.
Speaker 3: So anyway, aboutlf an hour later, I popped to her bedroom, went, hey,
Speaker 3: you get on with those CDs? Fine until you and
Speaker 3: she's new in radio Head. Now she goes, I can't.
Speaker 3: I still want to keep listening to them, but it's
Speaker 3: so down, it's so miserable.
Speaker 2: But the comedy album's back.
Speaker 1: On Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Gettings in about Jeff Bezos. She's got so much money,
Speaker 3: just fantacies going into space. It's lovely in there. If
Speaker 3: we didn't pay tax this week, probably beffored to go
Speaker 3: into space.
Speaker 2: You know the quote I read from him when somebody
Speaker 2: asked him why are you're going into space? It's like
Speaker 2: I've always been interested in space. Okay, so I've just
Speaker 2: got to build a rocket and just slid into space.
Speaker 3: If you've got kapelions, I think that's the official term
Speaker 3: very much. Money's got kapellions, Jackie boy, what's going on
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 2: My brother and sister in law put in the family
Speaker 2: group chat last night. Does anyone have a Disney Plus account?
Speaker 2: And I like to stay kind of quiet in the
Speaker 2: family group and only speak when necessary, But my mom's.
Speaker 3: Word there family group chat, like you're doing our show one.
Speaker 3: Are you present in any chat groups that you're actually
Speaker 3: in on WhatsApp? That's what I'm wondering. It's just there
Speaker 3: and it's sort of lounging in the sun in the
Speaker 3: long grass.
Speaker 2: We do have Disney Plus, but I tried to lay
Speaker 2: low until my mum ratted me and biankre out and said,
Speaker 2: I think jack and Bianca have Disney Plus account. So
Speaker 2: now I feel forced to open up the password for
Speaker 2: everybody in the family and let everybody pile into Disney Plus.
Speaker 2: But these are my reasons for not wanting to do it,
Speaker 2: and I haven't done it yet.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Number one is if you let somebody else into your account,
Speaker 2: then you've got to change the password because I can't
Speaker 2: let them have my password I use for everything, banking, everything,
Speaker 2: because then they could just appeals me. It presents me online.
Speaker 3: Why would your family, your brother or your sister or
Speaker 3: want to pose catfishing this jack post? What's to gain
Speaker 3: or big play in that Danny ocean? You don't who
Speaker 3: do you trust it? You don't trust your mom and
Speaker 3: touching your brother? Who wants to live that life? Of
Speaker 3: those people?
Speaker 2: I guess that's true, But I just don't want them
Speaker 2: to be able to like they will they be able
Speaker 2: to log into every privacy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's like locking a bedroom door. You've got
Speaker 3: to have some privacy, all right, I agree with that
Speaker 3: one there, So.
Speaker 2: Then I've got to change the password. And now anytime
Speaker 2: I have to log into.
Speaker 3: Multiple devices or whatever, I don't know what my past is.
Speaker 3: To be alive in this modern age, I would be
Speaker 3: the same as you have thought. The effort of older
Speaker 3: picking a new password and then remembering it all and updating.
Speaker 2: No reason Number two On Disney Plus, you can pay
Speaker 2: even though you've paid for the streaming services, you have
Speaker 2: to pay for special events like movies and stuff. Kroeller
Speaker 2: is the new film that's out by Disney at the
Speaker 2: moment where you pay an extra thirty dollars to have
Speaker 2: the film. I don't want them to have all access
Speaker 2: to it. And then they're getting the new movies and
Speaker 2: Jack's putting the bill for already.
Speaker 3: They're defrauding you of what thirty bucks? I mean, I
Speaker 3: haven't been. I wake up one day and my one
Speaker 3: of my family members is into my back pocket and
Speaker 3: taking thirty bucks off. Shame on you, dad, change everything
Speaker 3: you did my life, but actually ruining yourself many times over.
Speaker 3: You're not getting thirty one. You're not you pray for
Speaker 3: your own crew.
Speaker 2: Well, Dad, but that's thirty dollars for this movie. Imagine
Speaker 2: the next, then the next blockbuster after that. The third
Speaker 2: thing doesn't just stop at Disney. Plus. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: worried about.
Speaker 3: Netflix around Binge.
Speaker 2: Do they want access to world? Oh, come in come
Speaker 2: one car.
Speaker 3: That's right, Sunny is Ko Sports. You know old man's
Speaker 3: watching that the Logan Pole fight. None of my salary, Dad.
Speaker 2: And that I bet that fight cost extra as well.
Speaker 2: That's one of the plus busters, and Dad's charging it.
Speaker 3: I watched that fight yesterday, not legally, and I still
Speaker 3: want the refhone And anyway, do you share your log
Speaker 3: internet well on your streaming accounts, Patsy, because I know
Speaker 3: a lot of people that do.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: You know what though, my family and friends don't ask
Speaker 4: for it because they've all got there what.
Speaker 3: He's saying the post a little bit. Want to exact
Speaker 3: about what you think going too, because that's the big
Speaker 3: play right now in the world. Russians always trying to
Speaker 3: hack him, and then they might have for him a
Speaker 3: thirty bucks.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack Can't Take the Demo mode post has rebelled against
Speaker 3: giving away his Disney Plus login details to f You're
Speaker 3: going to be forced to do this, aren't you.
Speaker 2: Though, I reckon they'll hear this now and they know
Speaker 2: I've got it.
Speaker 1: Hear this, hear this.
Speaker 3: I can't hold bout the tide any further. You know, Christian,
Speaker 3: one hundred percent behind this one where Jack is someone
Speaker 3: activated the premiere access on Disney or Amazon.
Speaker 2: I believed that's what I worry about, them buying the
Speaker 2: feature length films that you have to pay extra for
Speaker 2: and then it being charged back to me just so
Speaker 2: that you can have movie night at their house.
Speaker 3: But then doesn't that also mean that you can watch
Speaker 3: it as well? Then they might shout your dinner one
Speaker 3: night to say, you know, because Cruella or you know,
Speaker 3: and of those shows, we have to pay extra for
Speaker 3: the movies. And there's only a couple of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the other thing I don't like is all
Speaker 2: this admin of like, oh, it's a rifle, log on
Speaker 2: and get Corolla. You can watch it, and then I
Speaker 2: watch your BSB details. I hate all that. I hate
Speaker 2: giving my BSB takedowns to anyone.
Speaker 3: No exactly. Yeah. And the other thing is as well,
Speaker 3: they say, oh, we'll give you some money towards it,
Speaker 3: stuff like that. You'll never get that, do you have?
Speaker 3: Because the weather world now, right are loggins when we
Speaker 3: go into these like there's so many streaming services you
Speaker 3: can't keep up to speed with them. Now it's like binge.
Speaker 3: My wife said, I had to log onto and get
Speaker 3: some new streaming services called brit Box, which is this
Speaker 3: British miserable detective shows. Oh no, I don't need this,
Speaker 3: you know, we moved here, let it go. Why do
Speaker 3: I need to see Cockney cop shows like nostalgias saying
Speaker 3: let's go get him. I don't need that in my life,
Speaker 3: or it's got like Coronation Street in these stairs. These
Speaker 3: are really miserable TV shows. Why am I paying now
Speaker 3: nine bucks a month for this in my life?
Speaker 2: And Netflix and all the other streaming services have some
Speaker 2: really great there on the base?
Speaker 3: Why do I need the stuff that Netflix said no to,
Speaker 3: r SBS didn't want or then ABC didn't one? Why
Speaker 3: do I want those miserable cop shows? I don't know what.
Speaker 3: Let's hold back and making any new cop shows as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah there's enough now there years ago ed to go.
Speaker 3: He's a copper and he arrest, but now he's like
Speaker 3: he's a copper, he's divorced, but he's only got one
Speaker 3: eye and he's got no legs. I've not seen this
Speaker 3: one before and they put them around on a skateboard.
Speaker 3: How's he going to fight crime? I'm already watching it.
Speaker 3: So do you have like different profiles? Because the kids
Speaker 3: on Netflix they've got their two separate profiles, and then
Speaker 3: I've got mine and became a source of contention one
Speaker 3: day because they they'd logged onto mine, which is dad,
Speaker 3: and they'd labeled it I mean, I would never do
Speaker 3: this to my dad growing up. They labeled it saddow.
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing at that?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: That's right? And I had to I had to look
Speaker 3: at that. I think what they think of me, and
Speaker 3: not just that they don't care, knowing that I'm going
Speaker 3: to log on right and just see we don't care.
Speaker 3: There's nothing you don't scare us.
Speaker 2: And the effort they had to go to do that
Speaker 2: as well, because you've got to go into the account,
Speaker 2: change the name and then use that annoying keyboard where
Speaker 2: you're not actually that's a good time.
Speaker 3: And then you got a look at it going. Dad
Speaker 3: does everything for us, you know, every morning we get up,
Speaker 3: he's not there. He's just out there, the cold face
Speaker 3: of entertainment. They like, No, Saddo is what he deserves that.
Speaker 3: I haven't fallen out with them. No, they're wrong. Just
Speaker 3: one days in the evening night, I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: So I thought, do you know what, my ol WoT
Speaker 3: you should say something about this, about how you know
Speaker 3: people are parents are feelings too go up? Then I went, yeah,
Speaker 3: you are. They'd be really upset. We just got into
Speaker 3: an argument about it. Five minutes later, I go. I'm
Speaker 3: not saying you need to change it, but it would
Speaker 3: be really nice if you did. Okay, so I wait
Speaker 3: five minutes. I love my con They called me now dad,
Speaker 3: oh brackets not sadd That's just passive aggressive, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tell her what does look good fun? This would have
Speaker 3: been good fun if we were teenagers. My kids were
Speaker 3: doing something of the night. Well, it was Sunday night.
Speaker 3: They're watching a movie with a load of their friends
Speaker 3: on Netflix, and they're all some kind of sidebar down
Speaker 3: the side of the screen where they're in like a
Speaker 3: chat room together while they're watching a movie.
Speaker 2: They haven't done it yet. I say, they give you
Speaker 2: the option. It's a watch watch party.
Speaker 3: A watch party, and I was thinking, what a great
Speaker 3: thing that like chatting. They're all watching The Breakfast Club
Speaker 3: right from the eighties, right, they're all talking about which
Speaker 3: character minds of so and so and all this. I think, God,
Speaker 3: what a great thing that would have been back in there.
Speaker 3: But right, adults need that too. What a great way
Speaker 3: if you're watching the footy game with your mates, Yeah,
Speaker 3: why can't we adults also have a watch party.
Speaker 2: I'll watch party with you guys.
Speaker 3: This up a watch party? Do it? But although I
Speaker 3: feel like we got share loggins, how does it work
Speaker 3: we can invite listeners to have a watch party with us?
Speaker 2: Actually, I feel like I would get frustrated if we're
Speaker 2: watching a movie and.
Speaker 3: Ever bringing the listeners anywhere near you you go, Actually.
Speaker 2: I'm out of the watch five No any anybody. If
Speaker 2: they're talking over a bit, I would be like, guys,
Speaker 2: come on the movie something.
Speaker 3: There was too much chatted down the side.
Speaker 2: Everybody see quietly.
Speaker 3: Jack won't be Jack has now left the forum. Okay,
Speaker 3: the chat room on our watch party?
Speaker 5: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I'm going to call Dermot Brereton today at Fox Footie
Speaker 3: and say the watch party who won't have a watch
Speaker 3: party with Dermy and some of the guys I reckon
Speaker 3: there's something in there. Thank you very much to Jason
Speaker 3: and lots of you as well. Every day now I'm
Speaker 3: getting all these emails from people who are reading my book.
Speaker 3: And the nice thing about it is because hopefully it's
Speaker 3: a book where there's things in there which might make
Speaker 3: you think about your life, people are actually emailing me
Speaker 3: what it's stirred up for them, And I love that,
Speaker 3: So thank you very much for even buying the book
Speaker 3: and even listening to the show as a stretch. I know,
Speaker 3: but buying a book when you've got to give money
Speaker 3: when he used to just listen to us for free,
Speaker 3: and going, that's enough the thought of having to give
Speaker 3: him money. And also, please can you stop sending him
Speaker 3: emails or photos with the book going? This better be good?
Speaker 3: Do any other authors get threatened like that? Hey A JK. Rowling,
Speaker 3: This Magic Boy better be good. I'll let you know.
Speaker 3: But thank you. And then I got this one today
Speaker 3: that came that really maybe enough. Jason has got the
Speaker 3: book right, and he said it's the first book he's
Speaker 3: ever got after he was put off books for life
Speaker 3: because when he was sixteen at school he had to
Speaker 3: read a book about the life and times of Galileo.
Speaker 3: I hope your book is more interesting Galileo. I I
Speaker 3: just had a Google of what Galileo did for us, right,
Speaker 3: he's renowned has been the godfather of modern physics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did he do? He was the first non
Speaker 2: flat earther.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so our friend Jason found that boring. What hope
Speaker 3: is there of a DJ move in to the other
Speaker 3: southern world. Who plays nickelback is going to keep him entertained.
Speaker 3: But anyway, Jason, good luck with that. This comes from
Speaker 3: Karen Listener this morning, Hot off the Press, Christian, I
Speaker 3: got a way to help Jack with his Disney Plus program.
Speaker 3: This is a great idea. You're obviously a new uncle, yes,
Speaker 3: and this is your nephew. Yep. Well, I mean he's
Speaker 3: only what at ten days old? He's not watching Creweather
Speaker 3: or going when my uncle Jack. That's how babies talk.
Speaker 2: I haven't even seen him open his eyes yet. He's
Speaker 2: such a baby, did you know when they're?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Team, can we get this ready? This is already for
Speaker 3: tomorrow morning, right, six twenty five. I'm gonna let's let's
Speaker 3: find out some fake and real facts about babies. Okay,
Speaker 3: promise me you'll do no research, right, Promise me you'll
Speaker 3: do no cheating.
Speaker 2: I've never met him in real life, so all the photos.
Speaker 3: He's your baby, hasn't opened his eyes.
Speaker 2: All the photos I say with him, his eyes are closed.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what I think it was some
Speaker 3: flashlight in there, you know. Tomorrow six twenty five, ten
Speaker 3: questions fake and real facts about babies? Cake, do not
Speaker 3: research babies.
Speaker 2: I just have to say true or false.
Speaker 3: That's all. That's all. Okay, I'll playing everyone good news anyway,
Speaker 3: Where were we? Here we go? Uncle Jack is all
Speaker 3: the way to help you out with his Disney Plus problem.
Speaker 3: Why not pay for six months subscription. You can gift
Speaker 3: it to somebody, to Disney Plus as a gift for
Speaker 3: his For your you, nephew, that's not much a gift
Speaker 3: for him.
Speaker 2: He can't do anything.
Speaker 3: You can chill out, you know, Disney Plus and chill.
Speaker 3: He can just sit down and you know, in his
Speaker 3: crib or whatever. And just like, well, mom and dad
Speaker 3: watched something together.
Speaker 2: Star Wars from the very beginning.
Speaker 3: Demanda, this is a good idea.
Speaker 4: All those nighttime feeds for mom and yes, it's.
Speaker 3: Perfect, So gift for everyone and then us he's getting
Speaker 3: all those Disney movies Dumbo, and.
Speaker 2: I actually liked the idea of giving a gift. That's
Speaker 2: better for the parents than better for young Leroy because
Speaker 2: he's four days old. He doesn't understand the concept of
Speaker 2: me giving him a gift.
Speaker 3: He doesn't even understand the concept of sight, So baby's
Speaker 3: not opened his eyes.
Speaker 2: Him for so you get no real baby acknowledgment. From
Speaker 2: giving a baby a gift and if you give it
Speaker 2: more directed to the parents. I actually might do that today.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, this is amazing, Karen, this is incredible getting
Speaker 3: him to part with one dollar, this is huge. Christian,
Speaker 3: I was so bored over the weekend. Yeah yes' on
Speaker 3: the show? Who were just saying second Lockdown weekend? We're
Speaker 3: over already? And didn't you find that you were doing
Speaker 3: stuff just to kill the hours? So we're asking what
Speaker 3: what we're so bored over the Second Lockdown weekend? What
Speaker 3: to do? Christian? I was so bored at the weekend.
Speaker 3: I alphabetically arranged my DVDs, all one thousand, seven hundred
Speaker 3: and thirty five of them. Why do you like hanging up?
Speaker 3: Do you live in the Blockbusters? Who has still got
Speaker 3: quite a few dfuds? We're talking about streaming lockings net
Speaker 3: one thousand, seven hundred and thirty five of them. That's
Speaker 3: a lot of space, isn't it? Yeah? A whole room
Speaker 3: rooms And now I want to see photos of this
Speaker 3: of them, not once but three times. First off by
Speaker 3: movie name, second was by actor, third by genre.
Speaker 2: Wow wait so he changed the ones? Yeah, sat down?
Speaker 2: Yeah that was good. Then went and change it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first by movie name, second by actor, and then
Speaker 3: third one by genre. This is how bored it was.
Speaker 3: It killed an entire weekend. Scotty, please stay strong. We're
Speaker 3: all living in desperate times. Finally, one thing, right, Patsy,
Speaker 3: you're saying in the news, I'm getting excited. Is it
Speaker 3: looking like we might be coming out of lockdown on Friday? Yes?
Speaker 4: As planned? Yeah, yeah, According to the Herald Sun, senior
Speaker 4: government figures have been briefed about it overnight and it's
Speaker 4: looking good, isn't it now?
Speaker 3: All words, I think the big thing I read it Y,
Speaker 3: They was, as long as there's no more mystery cases,
Speaker 3: where are these? Let's not apply mystery to it. Mysteries, murder,
Speaker 3: mystery's they have whimsy about it as well. Find out
Speaker 3: where they are.
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Speaker 3: this morning we have Mark.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Mark, Good morning, Christian, Hey doing.
Speaker 3: I'm good. So you're a van Halen fan. We stuck
Speaker 3: on a bit of van Halen. It's I love the
Speaker 3: fact it's van It's not just generally Van Halen is
Speaker 3: van Halen. When David Lee Roth was the front MANK.
Speaker 8: That's correct, That's correct, the classics. I say.
Speaker 3: Now, a lot of fans get very upset about this.
Speaker 3: They don't some of them don't like the glitz and
Speaker 3: the flamboyancy that when D and R was there and
Speaker 3: someone before the band beforehand. So you're obviously a big
Speaker 3: David ly Roth fan with Van Halen.
Speaker 8: Yeah, love him with love him with Roth. I like
Speaker 8: him with Sami Hagar too, But I think Roth's the
Speaker 8: classic era for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And when did you first get into van Halen?
Speaker 8: I reckon when I was about ten years old, A
Speaker 8: kid put the earphones on me and turned up eruption
Speaker 8: on like a sport.
Speaker 3: Last day, this is O I won the greats guitarist
Speaker 3: ever and so in Dad, Mark? Then who is in
Speaker 3: the family? Who have you got?
Speaker 8: I've got my son Zick, he's fifteen, and my daughter
Speaker 8: maybe he's thirteen.
Speaker 3: Right? Are you ready for thirty seconds on Van Halen
Speaker 3: Brackets when David Lee Roth was front man.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, I'm ready, Jackie Boy.
Speaker 3: As always, the moment you've asked your last question, I
Speaker 3: will start the thirty second countdown.
Speaker 8: You ready, Mark, I'm ready, Let's go, jack What was the.
Speaker 2: First single the band released with David Lee Roth as singer?
Speaker 8: You really got Me?
Speaker 2: Correct? What were the what were van Halen called before
Speaker 2: they were van Halen Mammoth? Correct? True or false? Eddie
Speaker 2: spoke with a list because he cut part of his
Speaker 2: tongue on a wine bottle. False, It's true. On the
Speaker 2: album cover, for nineteen eighty four, A baby angel.
Speaker 8: Is pictured doing what smoking cigarette?
Speaker 2: Correct? Finish this lyric? So can't you see me standing here?
Speaker 2: I got my back against the.
Speaker 8: What record machine?
Speaker 2: Correct? What is David Lee's Roth's nickname?
Speaker 3: Correct? Five in thirty seconds? I think the winner got
Speaker 3: three yesterday? Could be enough? All right? We go to
Speaker 3: the competing dad. We're fine at his specialist subject?
Speaker 1: Next Christian Christian I connell the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every day this week two dads going up against each
Speaker 3: other and my dad's smarter than Neil Dad. Each dad
Speaker 3: has given thirty seconds on their chosen specialist subject. We've
Speaker 3: just earned Mark smashed five questions out of thirty on
Speaker 3: Van Halen. Oh wait, it's Van Halen only when David
Speaker 3: Lee Roth was the front man, Jackie Boy, what would
Speaker 3: you do thirty seconds on your chosen specialist subject?
Speaker 2: I would do Green Day from the year's nineteen ninety
Speaker 2: four to two thousand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Patsy, what would it be for ah?
Speaker 4: Put me on the spot. Definitely not Brian Adams. I
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 3: I thought that was it down high Store, my son
Speaker 3: than you. I do it on gold promotions from years
Speaker 3: the last three years, cash man, how did they hear there?
Speaker 3: And there's way Patsy says it everywhere? All right, So
Speaker 3: let's get our second rivaled that up. This morning we
Speaker 3: go to Russell.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Russell, morning, Christian jack Pets.
Speaker 2: How are you, Russell?
Speaker 5: They're good, thank you, Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: But anyway, Russell, tell us about your family then? Who
Speaker 3: are your dad to Russell?
Speaker 9: Two boys, Zach twenty five, Blocky twenty.
Speaker 3: Okay, and who's nominated you for this? My wife Bernard
Speaker 3: it Bernie all right, And here we're off to the
Speaker 3: nineties and the Australian cricket team. What a team as
Speaker 3: one of the nineties didn't need any sand paper then
Speaker 3: they were good enough all right. So you've got to
Speaker 3: get five to go into the tie break.
Speaker 5: You're confident, yeah, I think so?
Speaker 3: All right, your time starts well, Jackie boys, as you
Speaker 3: asked the first question asked the countdown?
Speaker 2: You ready, Russell?
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 2: Australia had three Test captains in the nineties, Mark Taylor,
Speaker 2: Steve war and who.
Speaker 5: Cow on border?
Speaker 2: Correct? Why was Mark Waugh given the nickname Vietnam? True
Speaker 2: or false? Shane Warn has a ceiling mirror above his
Speaker 2: bed true true is correct? Five ashes series were played
Speaker 2: in the nineties. How many did Australia win?
Speaker 5: Bye?
Speaker 2: Correct? Mike Whitney played twelve tests for Australia. What TV
Speaker 2: game show did he go on to host? Out of
Speaker 2: respect to Don Bradman, Mark Taylor retired on How many
Speaker 2: runs in the nineteen ninety eight tests against Pakistan?
Speaker 3: You start to see convict?
Speaker 2: It was three thirty four for a total score of free.
Speaker 2: Sorry Russell, Oh tough?
Speaker 3: Russell means five out hive. Mister van Halen, you win
Speaker 3: the money one thousand, big score, five out of five
Speaker 3: van Halen when Davide Ruth was the front man, wins
Speaker 3: you one thousand dollars in cash. What are you going
Speaker 3: to do with the money? Mark?
Speaker 8: I'd like to spend it on vinyl, but I don't
Speaker 8: think my family will let me do that.
Speaker 3: Do it is your money, This is your money?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: Well, well played, Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: All right, well, looking for two more dads tomorrow. You
Speaker 3: can nominate you dad or dads. You can just nominate
Speaker 3: yourself to us about your chosen spence subject Email me
Speaker 3: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Another one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars in cash tomorrow Morrow morning on the show
Speaker 3: thanks to astonrx dot com.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Just about to get in to three topic Tuesday, we
Speaker 3: give you three phone ins at the same time. As always,
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Speaker 2: Channers are a lidless style at.
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Speaker 3: of these highly coverted items. There's only fifty.
Speaker 2: We did give away four yesterday.
Speaker 3: That means we got I was getting that, guys, all right,
Speaker 3: it's giving a half a second. I was getting okay,
Speaker 3: all right. First top of this morning on three topic
Speaker 3: Tuesday is what was your school speech? We're talking about
Speaker 3: this yesterday on the show until her of the weekend
Speaker 3: was preparing hers. She's in year eleven. She spoke yesterday
Speaker 3: she had to make a presentation or a presentation five
Speaker 3: minutes on cancel culture and comedy. Good topic, lots to
Speaker 3: talk about. I remember mine it was you know when
Speaker 3: you shudder Sometimes when you look back at what you
Speaker 3: were like at fifteen, you just think what at all
Speaker 3: I was singing yesterday? I was like, oh God, that happened,
Speaker 3: you know, Oh God, Mine, I thought it was so
Speaker 3: wild and rebellious. Mind was why we shouldn't have to
Speaker 3: wear school uniforms? Man the barricades, get a load of him.
Speaker 2: The kids love him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, so it was a teenager I had dreams.
Speaker 3: Is the kid with the dream I did five minutes
Speaker 3: on why they shouldn't been his school uniform? Wait, the
Speaker 3: real cringey bit that I did do, And I thought,
Speaker 3: this is going to bring the house down. We weren't
Speaker 3: that time as the eighties. You probably the same rule
Speaker 3: we're here in Australia, Patsy. It was all the rage.
Speaker 3: Where do you remember white socks were in and at
Speaker 3: our school you were not allowed to wear white socks.
Speaker 3: You could only wear the standard issue black or gray.
Speaker 3: You know. Did you have the same thing about those
Speaker 3: fluoro socks and white socks?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: We used to wear converse socks.
Speaker 3: Yes, we wanted now to. We'll be sent home if
Speaker 3: you had white socks on. So here we go, showstopper, showstopper.
Speaker 3: In the last ten seconds of mine, I pulled up
Speaker 3: my trouser legs. I was wearing white socks. The kids
Speaker 3: who are president went. I got head master's detention, which
Speaker 3: was the ultimate formal detention the following lunch break, So
Speaker 3: what do you remember from your school speech? And what
Speaker 3: was your one on Oscar World?
Speaker 2: I did? I chose Oscar Wild. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I never even read an Oscar Wild story, but I
Speaker 2: thought that I should do a five minute speech on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm the only thing you can remember is
Speaker 3: and this is pretty good, going back a few years
Speaker 3: about the the funeral and sorry the graveyards.
Speaker 2: He was buried in Paris. Actually that wasn't part of
Speaker 2: my oral presentation because the cube of the perspect cube
Speaker 2: I told you about didn't come in until twenty eleven.
Speaker 3: So can you remember that? I don't know. He's still
Speaker 3: keeping across anything to do any news updates. He's got
Speaker 3: Google alars for Oscar Wild. All right, what was your
Speaker 3: school speech? And can you still remember anything from it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're asking you go back to school. What was the
Speaker 3: school speech you did? Your oral presentation?
Speaker 5: What was it on?
Speaker 3: Christian I was fifteen, it was ninety teen, ninety seven.
Speaker 3: Mine was about manufactured batters such as the Spice Girls,
Speaker 3: stifling the music industry and preventing bands. I had a
Speaker 3: vesta's interest. I was in a band from Reaching the Top.
Speaker 3: I still blame Spice Girls for why my indie band
Speaker 3: ninety's never made it anywhere. Potatoes, Christian I literally had
Speaker 3: to do my oral presentation on a brief history of
Speaker 3: the potato going so soon? Oh too brief?
Speaker 1: Draw it out.
Speaker 3: This feels like a school punishment. You know that, biy go,
Speaker 3: you need to write, you know, one thousand words on
Speaker 3: the history of the potato. Christian. Mine was on spontaneous
Speaker 3: human combustion. It still terrifies me even reading that phrase.
Speaker 3: It still terrifies me to this day that people could
Speaker 3: just evaporate into their clothes. Does it not frighten me?
Speaker 1: Is it true?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, people have just evaporated, and also less of
Speaker 3: their clothes. They've just they've just combusted.
Speaker 2: I guess if you're doing an oral presentation about it,
Speaker 2: there has to be some substance in it.
Speaker 3: I guess. So yeah, all right, let's go to lines
Speaker 3: right now. What is the topic. What was the topic
Speaker 3: for your school speech? Nine four one one oh four three, Jamie,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning. My school speech was how can I change
Speaker 5: the world?
Speaker 7: One thing mine was can we change our black shoes
Speaker 7: to Michael Jordan's.
Speaker 3: See these speeches they date it, don't they. You know
Speaker 3: mine about white sox that's the eighties shoes, So obviously
Speaker 3: were you you're a big fan of Michael Jordan.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well speech included if he could play better week
Speaker 6: and study better.
Speaker 3: That's a killer line. That's a really I mean, Nike
Speaker 3: should have been using that to sell more shoes to kids.
Speaker 1: And what happened?
Speaker 3: Did it change anything? Ah?
Speaker 7: No, I didn't tange aythingel black shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a rebel with the cause like me back
Speaker 3: in the day. Jamie, Thanks you very much. You Cal
Speaker 3: have a good day, you too, Thank you.
Speaker 5: Now, Good morning, good morning, Christian. My year seven, nineteen
Speaker 5: eighty four speech was about the effect of a thermonuclear
Speaker 5: web and hitting my high school.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: What year were you in so year seven, so I
Speaker 5: was thirteen that I was a bit dark as a teenager.
Speaker 5: I think I just watched that, you know, the day
Speaker 5: after that documentary, get a Living for Jesus out of me.
Speaker 3: I think I got so many kids of Ira and
Speaker 3: similarys of the eighties all over the world deeply traumatized
Speaker 3: by it. I mean, what were they thinking of showing us, like,
Speaker 3: here's the very worst thing you can imagine happening, happening
Speaker 3: to every single person you love, being evaporating that it
Speaker 3: was that mushroom cloud, so that it ended on you.
Speaker 3: We're just thinking this is so awful. I don't want
Speaker 3: to dine in mushroom cloud.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. And I thought, well, I've got to learn
Speaker 5: as much as I could about this, And then I
Speaker 5: went and did the school speech in front of the
Speaker 5: year seven level. There's like one hundred and twenty people
Speaker 5: gathered in the library and there was just not a
Speaker 5: word spoken. You know, it was just absolute dead silence,
Speaker 5: jaws down, except for one girl right in the scene,
Speaker 5: right in my eye line, that was smiling and laughing.
Speaker 5: And I thought, oh my god, how can I keep
Speaker 5: this dead panst faith?
Speaker 2: A serious nuclear war is serious.
Speaker 3: And did your speech cover anything about the nuclear fallout
Speaker 3: shelters that we were all meant to build in our
Speaker 3: back gardens.
Speaker 5: The whole thing. I had to build a fallout shelter.
Speaker 5: How can terminate your ward out?
Speaker 7: That was very proper.
Speaker 3: You were way ahead before the survivor.
Speaker 5: I was way out there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was ready for the zombie apocalypse.
Speaker 3: I remember saying to my dad after I saw the
Speaker 3: Day after Tomorrow, like you, Neil, that we need because
Speaker 3: I was really worried about it, and I said, we
Speaker 3: need to build a NU could have fallen out shelter
Speaker 3: in the garden. My dad, because he was in like
Speaker 3: to grow in potatoes and tomato, said the saw was
Speaker 3: to acidic for a fallout shelter. We were doomed. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I read this book called Nuclear ward the fact. I
Speaker 5: mean they had everything thirteen.
Speaker 3: That's not my time reading at thirteen, Neil.
Speaker 5: Oh, well, exactly. This is why I was so dark.
Speaker 5: I think this is this is this is why I
Speaker 5: was a dark teenager.
Speaker 3: I love this, Neil. We're going to send you one
Speaker 3: of our limited editions, Drinking Amongst the Lidless Stein. It's
Speaker 3: on its way to you, Neil, thanks you cool, great Christian.
Speaker 3: All right, that's what we're looking for this morning, Like
Speaker 3: Jamie and Neil, what was the topic of your school speech?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Three Topic Tuesday where we run three phone ins, we're
Speaker 3: looking for your stories on nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three. So father, this morning we're looking for
Speaker 3: your what was your oral presentation on at school? Just
Speaker 3: learn from Neil year seven yep, about the effects of
Speaker 3: a nucleod bomb. This was the eighties and nuclear bomb
Speaker 3: landing on their school. Good fun topic. Sorry, good fun
Speaker 3: topic otherwise this morning then, so you can still call
Speaker 3: us nine four one four one o four three about
Speaker 3: your school speech. Don't know if you saw this over
Speaker 3: the weekend. Donald Trump, he's back and also back to
Speaker 3: front are his trousers? Flies at the ass all smooth
Speaker 3: in front out the front only Trump. I mean, what
Speaker 3: a comeback. Strangely and I miss that man.
Speaker 2: There is something about that bad man's back.
Speaker 3: Evil's back, crazy guy's back. There is this guy's pants
Speaker 3: on back to Runt said, cheer us up.
Speaker 2: He wasn't so bad.
Speaker 3: Biden wouldn't do that. Stick a pant on back to front.
Speaker 3: Old Joe anyway back to front inside out? Have you
Speaker 3: done this had a wardrobe malfunction, whether it's back to
Speaker 3: front or inside out? What was your wardrobe malfunction? Fo
Speaker 3: one O four three yesterday on the show? I think
Speaker 3: it was in the first hour chat to a guy
Speaker 3: when we're doing the two competing dads and he goes
Speaker 3: his thirty seconds was on Cold Chisel when he was
Speaker 3: a kid. The reason why I became an instant mega
Speaker 3: Cold Chisel fantasy. He got to meet the band, and
Speaker 3: this was obviously back in the day when old school
Speaker 3: competitions were very, very different, a lot simpler. He just
Speaker 3: had to write in as a kid, naming the members
Speaker 3: of the band, and they would judge this on the
Speaker 3: neatest and fairest, the neatest handwriting. Don't you wish I
Speaker 3: yearn four simpler competitions rather than a millionaire hot seat
Speaker 3: and all that. Simply just writing in for stuff would
Speaker 3: win you possibly a prize. Do you remembering how excited
Speaker 3: it was entering a competition when you were a kid
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 2: I remember the first competition I entered was to draw
Speaker 2: the Riebina berries from Ribina and you would win a
Speaker 2: ryebena pack. And I was so young that I couldn't
Speaker 2: separate myself from the fact that I've entered that I
Speaker 2: might not win, jumping around the house every day.
Speaker 3: When will they tell me? When will I get my pries?
Speaker 2: I drew my picture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we still have adults who behavior like that. We
Speaker 3: call the you gig pigs by the way, still ring
Speaker 3: every day. So okay, old school competitions like that that
Speaker 3: you entered. So back to front, inside out your wardrobe malfunctions.
Speaker 3: What was your school speech on and old school competitions
Speaker 3: that you ended not into?
Speaker 5: Nine?
Speaker 3: Four one four three one quick cool before Patsy's news
Speaker 3: are day now, good morning, Hey there you go, Mel,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for waiting on hold. What was
Speaker 3: your school speech on, mate?
Speaker 10: So? I did a speech in primary school about why
Speaker 10: camels should have three humps.
Speaker 3: It's a bold new plan for camel design. And I'm curious, now,
Speaker 3: why did you think they should have three humps?
Speaker 10: Oh? Well, that big valid point was that they can
Speaker 10: carry more water, so I think that's probably what won
Speaker 10: me over. But another point was that they can also
Speaker 10: carry another person on them when they're going on trip.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the cameras would love that. Beau.
Speaker 10: I mean, obviously they want to carry someone out one or.
Speaker 3: Two, it is not uncomfortable. Same with horses. Why not
Speaker 3: elongate that to have a jockey three jockeys on one horse.
Speaker 10: But I was so convincing in my speech. I remember
Speaker 10: I got into the district competition for the speech. So
Speaker 10: I went from my school into another competition to compete
Speaker 10: with other primary school kids.
Speaker 3: How did how did you get on?
Speaker 10: I didn't go any further than that, but I was
Speaker 10: pretty impressed with myself that I made it based on
Speaker 10: the speech content.
Speaker 3: Three camel things.
Speaker 2: But who you trying to persuade them? I mean, it's
Speaker 2: not like you can take it before government and go
Speaker 2: change your the camels.
Speaker 3: You've heard the argument it's watertime. Well that's great one.
Speaker 3: We'll send you one of our limited edition Lindless Steins.
Speaker 10: Brilliant guys.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks for I have a good day, Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Three, Top of Tuesday. When wed way through, it's still
Speaker 3: plenty of time for your stories and calls up for
Speaker 3: grabs of course every week on the show, one thousand
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Speaker 3: we're looking for your stories of old school competitions that
Speaker 3: you entered. Yesterday, we heard a guy who became an
Speaker 3: instant fan of Cold Chisel. He won a great chance
Speaker 3: to meet and greet with Cold Chisel because he entered
Speaker 3: a competition based on naming all the members of the
Speaker 3: band and you had to put it in your handwriting.
Speaker 3: You were judged on the neatest and fairest on your handwriting.
Speaker 3: These are the competitions that we grew up with. Do
Speaker 3: you remember the thing had to do in one hundred
Speaker 3: words or less? Why you should win this competition? What
Speaker 3: a lazy old lane weather that's not around anyone.
Speaker 2: By the time, I was a kid who was twenty
Speaker 2: five words all.
Speaker 3: Now I think it's just an emoji in emoji? Why
Speaker 3: should he win this stuff? All right? So old school
Speaker 3: competitions you entered. What was your school speech? On your
Speaker 3: oral presentation at school? What was yours on? We just
Speaker 3: heard amazing call by a lady who did as on
Speaker 3: why camel should have three humps and back to front
Speaker 3: and inside out? Your stories about wardrobe malfunctions O'Connell shoe podcast.
Speaker 3: Do you remember those old school competitions? We all grew
Speaker 3: up with chat remind them of the Ryebina one.
Speaker 2: I had to draw a picture of one of the
Speaker 2: rye Beana berries and then I would win a rye
Speaker 2: Beana pack. I guess just a lot of black current juice.
Speaker 3: When we were kids, this was super exciting. You're not
Speaker 3: winning the lotto. To a kid, getting anything a prize
Speaker 3: was amazing.
Speaker 2: It was part of cheese TV, and I thought that
Speaker 2: by entering I would It was just a matter of
Speaker 2: time before my prize would write from the mail. My
Speaker 2: mom had to have a conversation with me about you
Speaker 2: might not win, all.
Speaker 3: Right, So this morning then on three time of Tuesday,
Speaker 3: we're looking for stories about your wardrobe, Mae. Functions like
Speaker 3: Donald Trump wearing his trousers back to front And I
Speaker 3: don't mean just going for like walkabouts with his trousers on.
Speaker 3: But how can you actually, in all serious put your
Speaker 3: trousers on back for guys, is there there's a definitive
Speaker 3: sort of start in the front and back to them.
Speaker 2: And wouldn't you still have to zip at the back?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but he's Trump. They're all going, are you
Speaker 3: going to say that he's mad? He's the manest man
Speaker 3: ever it's not screaming at you in the wigger fall off.
Speaker 2: If anything, we should all turn our trouser to front.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right. Maybe it's a maga thing, you know.
Speaker 3: That's another And also how did he go to the
Speaker 3: toilet in them? Yeah, anyway, we don't need speaking about
Speaker 3: that anyway. Were joy malfunctions? Old school competitions that you've
Speaker 3: entered and what was your school speech on nine four
Speaker 3: one four one four three James? What was the old
Speaker 3: school competition you entered? Mate?
Speaker 7: So back in primary school we had a fundraiser carnival
Speaker 7: where we had to guess. One of the activities was
Speaker 7: we had to guess the amount of lollies and a
Speaker 7: jar classic.
Speaker 5: So my mum took me.
Speaker 7: Who took me to the carnival and being a shy
Speaker 7: two year two student, she made the guests for me
Speaker 7: and it was the jar was huge. She gets like
Speaker 7: over a thousand lollies And after that I forgot about it.
Speaker 7: And then at the end of the day principal called
Speaker 7: me up to the office. I'm like, oh man, here
Speaker 7: we go again, and then he gave me this massive
Speaker 7: jyal low. He's like, oh wow, I won. So yeah,
Speaker 7: I had to call my mum to come pick me
Speaker 7: up from school because I couldn't carry the massive jar
Speaker 7: on one lolly.
Speaker 3: Because that's a kid. Is the greatest day ever. Let's
Speaker 3: start wort about the four manager logistics. And actually there
Speaker 3: were any parking sports there, so I said, met in
Speaker 3: that could sac another one by the seven eleven just
Speaker 3: behind it by the Reno garage. You won the lollies.
Speaker 3: This is amazing to a kid. That's like thousands of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've still got the jar throughout my parents' house.
Speaker 3: Two diabetes to show for it as well. It's all
Speaker 3: good now, that's amazing. Do you know what? Right? Those
Speaker 3: guests the lollies in the jar? They used to be
Speaker 3: huge at like school fates and carnivals. The queue to
Speaker 3: write down your name right, and your addressed and your
Speaker 3: phone number and how many launch you thought on there
Speaker 3: was always.
Speaker 2: Huge because as a kid, it's better than winning the lottery.
Speaker 2: You can see what the price is. It's all those
Speaker 2: jelly beans.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm telling you?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: If we filled a jar with lot of lornies, right,
Speaker 3: I just said, hey, look we've posted up on Instagram
Speaker 3: on Facebook, go and guessed them sadly, I fear it
Speaker 3: would be the biggest post of the year, right, and
Speaker 3: we said we've cured COVID. Yeah, get a couple all right,
Speaker 3: we say how many lollies? We're getting loads more likes
Speaker 3: for that. You've given us an idea that James will
Speaker 3: send you one of our lindless Stein.
Speaker 5: Sir, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: He's now got called his march to arrange. She tried
Speaker 3: to the station. Let's go to Pete Peter, Good morning Christian. Yeah,
Speaker 3: good Peter. And and are you calling in about a
Speaker 3: wardrobe malfunction?
Speaker 9: Would I had a more malfunction? I wanted to be
Speaker 9: a contestant on Deal or No Or a few years ago,
Speaker 9: and it spent most of the day during filming with
Speaker 9: other contestants going up with my shirt on inside out.
Speaker 9: And just before we got called up onto the party,
Speaker 9: mare block was called up. I'd noticed that my shirt
Speaker 9: was inside out. I flipped it on the way, went out,
Speaker 9: quickly put it over, put it on back the right way,
Speaker 9: went back in our padium, was called up and I
Speaker 9: actually was send up calling being called out and put
Speaker 9: on stage to choose the case. So it would have
Speaker 9: been on national TV with me and my shirt inside.
Speaker 3: Out some sort of mad eessentric How many how did
Speaker 3: you get on on dinner? Odell? Did you win?
Speaker 9: I did actually end up taking the bank's offer of
Speaker 9: twenty thousand dollars. Yeah, unfortunately I had fifty thousand in
Speaker 9: my case, but still twenty grands better than kicking the pants.
Speaker 3: Well, it is better than the kicking the ue actually
Speaker 3: heard that, fraight. He's better than a kick in the pants.
Speaker 3: Can we do a new competition where we give you
Speaker 3: a mystery prize and envelope or a kick in the
Speaker 3: pants and should have gone for the kick in the pants.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, Peter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's good, well done, well done.
Speaker 3: I still like Trump. How do you tuck your shirt?
Speaker 9: I don't know. I noticed it. I noticed it because
Speaker 9: I was about to put a pack of Lifesavers in
Speaker 9: my breast pocket and I couldn't find the pocket.
Speaker 3: I'm turning it out. If I was a TV producer
Speaker 3: and you're looking around, you know, it's near the end
Speaker 3: of the season. We don't want to give too much money.
Speaker 3: Wait go, wait, wait, wait, you've seen that guy?
Speaker 10: Is it?
Speaker 3: Peter? Shut on Match of Front Get him to get
Speaker 3: into the banker. This guy's doing nothing and then they
Speaker 3: go get him on and get him on, hang on,
Speaker 3: change his shirt, Peter, We're going to send you a
Speaker 3: lidless stein for a great guy. You really really really
Speaker 3: really made us laugh. Thank you, Peter, you take care
Speaker 3: of Bye.
Speaker 1: Hello the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We should definitely do us a phone and on to
Speaker 3: my show. Have you been on a TV game show?
Speaker 3: And what did you win? After a chatting Peter, there
Speaker 3: who made it through despite never shirting inside out on
Speaker 3: to deal or no deal, walked away with twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I don't know this TV show made it here, but
Speaker 3: in the eighties I was obsessed with a TV game
Speaker 3: show called Bullseye, and what it was was members of
Speaker 3: the public coming on. He spent our tea time on
Speaker 3: a Sunday night playing darts to win prizes. Right Bullseye,
Speaker 3: Bully was this kind of mascot the ball we're going
Speaker 3: to move for wherever we got dart, you got on
Speaker 3: the board. One of the kids in my school, he
Speaker 3: wasn't the mate of mind, but he became a legend overnight.
Speaker 3: His dad was on there. He won a speedboat right
Speaker 3: where I lived three hours from the coast. No use
Speaker 3: for a speedboat other than parked outside in a colder
Speaker 3: sack where this kid lived. Right, all the neighbors hate
Speaker 3: it because you're never going to use the speedboat. Well, well,
Speaker 3: you lived three hours on the coast or any kind
Speaker 3: of mankey little shoreline. It's like here. There's boats everywhere
Speaker 3: you drive around Melbourne. But yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 3: it made it here. Balls, I remember we should export
Speaker 3: it prizes by playing dance. All right, so let's take
Speaker 3: some calls before the headlines. At half eight, Rob, good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning. All right, old school competitions you ended? What
Speaker 3: was it for you? Rob?
Speaker 7: It was the primary school jelly bean counter?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Classic, absolutely what I was myself.
Speaker 10: A guy named Brad and a guy named Mick.
Speaker 8: We found out which girl was running the competition and
Speaker 8: we hit her up on the side and said, listen here,
Speaker 8: you tell us.
Speaker 5: How many he's in there, and we'll we'll share and
Speaker 5: we'll share the beans with.
Speaker 3: You agree, perfect crying, Yes, absolutely do she agreed. Did
Speaker 3: she give you inside jellybean knowledge?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she gave us.
Speaker 9: We made us so we were about five, just five
Speaker 9: off the total.
Speaker 8: So that way didn't look so fast. Yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 8: we did it and we kept to agreement.
Speaker 2: We d the beans.
Speaker 5: Brad took off with most of them. Yeah, it's always
Speaker 5: bloody bread. A good scam for kids in grade four?
Speaker 5: Worked that well?
Speaker 3: All right? Do you know what tomorrow? Another topic, scams
Speaker 3: you're involved in as a kid. I was obsessed with scams.
Speaker 3: We aren't you faking things? And like that, Rob was
Speaker 3: sending you a lidless stein.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, enjoy your day and you Robbie bye.
Speaker 3: Flipping Brad.
Speaker 2: No stein for Brad, Brad No, by the way.
Speaker 3: Just a little househouls about these lidless stiles. If you're
Speaker 3: tuning in going what's a lidless style? It's a steinle.
Speaker 3: We thought it was a stile that you have your
Speaker 3: beer out of.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: It's a beautiful, beautiful item and to be one this
Speaker 3: week on the show Limited edition to mark three is
Speaker 3: the show when we turn three on Friday. They're highly comted.
Speaker 3: Only fifty have been made. We're down to about forty four.
Speaker 3: So don't ask for them or you won't get one.
Speaker 3: I've just seen on our WhatsApp group for one last
Speaker 3: game shotgun. You don't ask one that means you can't
Speaker 3: have one. Now you've ruined the game. Don't be a
Speaker 3: brad please listeners, it's got a Jody here.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Jody, Good morning Christian, Jack and Patty.
Speaker 5: How are you good?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Qu're good, Jody, and I hope you were
Speaker 3: doing well at the moment. Jody, what was your wardrobe malfunction?
Speaker 6: Okay, this one's a little bit embarrassing, but I'll share
Speaker 6: it with you anyway. So I have a really terrible
Speaker 6: habit of when taking off my jeans of a nighttime,
Speaker 6: I actually take my underwear off with the jeans. And
Speaker 6: this one particular day, I wore the jeans two days
Speaker 6: in a row out with my mum and we were
Speaker 6: at Bingo. I'm walking up to the lady and she
Speaker 6: says to me, are they yours? And to my absolute embarrassment,
Speaker 6: I turn around and there's my aunties on the floor
Speaker 6: behind me. They had fallen at the bottom of the
Speaker 6: leg of my jeans.
Speaker 3: Were you again, pattern were you at Bingo?
Speaker 6: You had to hear that, Yes, that's that big go No.
Speaker 3: I love it Bingo and that, but I just what
Speaker 3: a look? What are their eyes down? For? My god?
Speaker 3: Eyes down? And got a pair of nickers on the floor.
Speaker 6: CA's down not idea click.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. Don't those old DearS love that bingo?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: They can get very angry.
Speaker 3: We're seeing them like really flare up, honestly, like raysor
Speaker 3: Ray would be when they get up there and getting
Speaker 3: this sort of person that calls it all out the Rosemaster.
Speaker 3: I don't know what they call that person at the
Speaker 3: front of they've got all the patrol as well. They
Speaker 3: go click any click, two fat ladies eighty eight. Jody,
Speaker 3: that's a great call. Thank you much. Would you like it,
Speaker 3: lidlas Stein? I would lovely here you go store your
Speaker 3: undies in it. Jody, thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, we've.
Speaker 3: Landed upon something today thanks to well a couple of
Speaker 3: your calls today. I've given us ideas for tomorrow's show
Speaker 3: when we get out of this and let's hope we
Speaker 3: are going to get out of this lockdown this week.
Speaker 3: We've decided after the recent call, we are going to
Speaker 3: host a listener bingo night. You us all at the
Speaker 3: bingo has to be at an rs L. All right,
Speaker 3: start to tell us about the RSL. We should have
Speaker 3: to go to. You know, I think it's got to
Speaker 3: be like a Wednesday or a Thursday night. That's normally
Speaker 3: when they have the bingo night. But let's do a
Speaker 3: listener right there.
Speaker 2: Perfect for us as well, because I'm there at like
Speaker 2: five o'clock in the afternoon, a.
Speaker 3: Couple of beers, a couple of parts, and then a
Speaker 3: chicken palm, and you're all good, aren't you. It's quite
Speaker 3: a bit night out, all right. Today is that word
Speaker 3: time wast Today is National Concise Language Day. Marking is
Speaker 3: by asking you to make a song shorter, shorter songs.
Speaker 2: I'm happy with mine a shorter songs.
Speaker 3: You say, didn't we love the classic I've Got You
Speaker 3: by Frank Sinatra? Under my skin? How do you short?
Speaker 3: On old blue eyes? I've got you under my ski.
Speaker 3: I've taken the n off. It's shorter, taken the en off.
Speaker 2: I've done.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what have you done?
Speaker 2: I've done like umple lumpers and stuff that are sure.
Speaker 3: You know what you're we.
Speaker 2: You can say I have feelings to They know they're short,
Speaker 2: canceled jack, that's really.
Speaker 3: They know they're short except to small people. Anyway. I've
Speaker 3: got you under my ski silver uh didn't we love,
Speaker 3: don't stop believing, don stop believing. I've lost the teas.
Speaker 3: It's shorter. Yeah, but it's called a shorter song. That's
Speaker 3: the bits.
Speaker 2: I've done them differently for you, Bronze.
Speaker 3: Because I've done them differently, have understood Rio's idea, the
Speaker 3: greatest there's no point. These are very smart, even of
Speaker 3: the song the greatest love of all? How do you
Speaker 3: make that shorter? The greatest love of al? Just run out?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 2: It's short, silver plus.
Speaker 3: It's short as I've shaved of a letter. Love is
Speaker 3: a bat gold, thank you, stair. I know Jack will
Speaker 3: love this one. This will give me gold plus. Now
Speaker 3: we all love. Stairway to Heaven. We did make it shorter.
Speaker 3: That's right, Stairway to heave silver. I thought that one
Speaker 3: unchained melody. That's a big song, unchained mel shorter silver.
Speaker 3: Oh my, what do we tell the listeners for a
Speaker 3: shorter song? She can't make sure about these, but you
Speaker 3: can do it me either way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I've done shorter concepts. You've done literally make
Speaker 2: a song shorter?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Literally?
Speaker 2: Okay, So the concept, if you're taking shorter into a concept,
Speaker 2: you've got love in an elevator. But I'm just going
Speaker 2: to level one, so make it quick.
Speaker 3: Baby got producers who actually in their heads like no.
Speaker 2: No non means yes no more. Baby got back quick. Well,
Speaker 2: the traffic must have been good on the way home.
Speaker 3: That's gold plus.
Speaker 2: Bahman Bahemian. Wrap this up city.
Speaker 3: That's cold plus as well. These are these are good.
Speaker 3: These are very jack umpa lump did it is? That
Speaker 3: might be the best thing you've done in twenty one?
Speaker 3: All right, take a bow that's retire on that. You're
Speaker 3: not gonna get an.
Speaker 2: Got one more shot gone upside inside out. She's Danny
Speaker 2: DeVito loca.
Speaker 3: Nope, we didn't need that. Remind us of the one
Speaker 3: before that.
Speaker 2: Come on, umpa lump, there you go.
Speaker 3: Okay, Shorter songs, yep. So what we're saying go with
Speaker 3: is easy for your concept.
Speaker 2: I think shorter concept.
Speaker 8: Do that?
Speaker 3: Okay, ignore all the ones that I did. Let's just
Speaker 3: scratch that.
Speaker 1: From the podcast The Christian O'Connor show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today, we're asking to make a song shorter for the
Speaker 3: time waster. She put one of our steinless chattices on
Speaker 3: this highly covered item. Only fifty may very limited distion range.
Speaker 3: All right, shorter songs. This song's just coming as Paul
Speaker 3: Kelly was just winding up to our front gates. Gold
Speaker 3: what a nikki peck from a rose shorter than a kiss,
Speaker 3: you know, it's a little peck on the cheek. Gold
Speaker 3: Mark Life is a cul de sac. Gold that's very good.
Speaker 3: Gerhard when dove's sob it's before cried off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Silver plus.
Speaker 3: Phil Collins in the air until six pm tonight, Gold
Speaker 3: Daniel McCormack. I just used the full name there as well.
Speaker 3: Flame Shrubs quite.
Speaker 2: Three gold plus.
Speaker 3: Please put your name when you text these in. All
Speaker 3: I know is your four eight four last three digits.
Speaker 3: Flame Shrubs is very good. Microscopic dancer, so much smaller
Speaker 3: than a tiny one Gold who let the Chihuahua out? Gold,
Speaker 3: ac DC and thundershrunk.
Speaker 2: Silver, Partial Eclipse of the Heart, Silver.
Speaker 3: Small greeting and an elevate Silver plus step ladder to
Speaker 3: Heaven Silver same my nickname, so to say my name
Speaker 3: set my nickname Gold plus. That's great, isn't it?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 3: On Mass I just texted to say I love you Gold.
Speaker 2: Gold plus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really good, isn't it. I just texted, so
Speaker 3: I love you seven Nation arm instead of the Arvy.
Speaker 3: Just got that seven nation on one arm. Chitty Bang,
Speaker 3: not a song. She's got eggs, silver eggs. You shook
Speaker 3: me real quick, a c DC bronze, Luky boy up
Speaker 3: and loos. I saw the top of her head standing there.
Speaker 3: I didn't quite see her. She was just short, just
Speaker 3: the top of the head. Gold plus sharpie. That's very good,
Speaker 3: all right? Who's winning the littler stein? Jackie boy?
Speaker 2: The no name number ending in four eight four flame shrubs?
Speaker 3: Really really smart? Well done? All right? Tyn of today's
Speaker 3: show is dad oh brackets not sado. We are back
Speaker 3: to tomorrow morning on the show, definitely be talking about
Speaker 3: We've got the eight Z of the eighties, the letter
Speaker 3: E tomorrow asking what the eighties is and the letter
Speaker 3: E for you. If you want to get in there early,
Speaker 3: can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: And have you been on a TV game show and
Speaker 3: how much did you win?
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