WEBVTT - FULL: It's Winky Time 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:04.920 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:06.360 --> 0:00:06.440 Go. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:09.520 Crush. 0:00:09.560 --> 0:00:12.720 There was a moose in Fraser Hey, two up two 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.480 in the monk. How'd you share some of that wisdom 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:16.159 with my wife and I? 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:20.079 That Christian O'Connell show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.640 Flashed back to twenty four hours ago. A new day. 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:26.640 I'm feeling a lot better than your saying new door. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:30.120 Good morning is a Christian O'Connell show, six minutes about 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.479 six Tuesday morning, Come on and Patsy Goo, good morning, 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:35.440 Come morning, Jackie bye, Good morning guy. How is your 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:38.199 bachelor life at the moment when your wife and son 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:39.720 Gordon are away in America? At the moment? 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:43.080 I ate a delicious restaurant last night that you must try. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.480 Indian love Indian food. 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:49.159 So do I horn? Please? In Fitzroy North the name 0:00:49.200 --> 0:00:53.040 again horn Horn please. 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:53.440 Is in Please? 0:00:53.440 --> 0:00:53.640 Sir? 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:55.080 May I have some more of your horn? 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:56.000 Please? Love that? 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:56.800 What did you have? 0:00:58.080 --> 0:00:59.560 If you're just a collection of everything? 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:02.520 Sorry? What are you a billionaire? Going anyway? I'll have 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:11.880 a collection of everything everything. Did you any point? Go 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:12.760 and the bill? Please? 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:17.200 I didn't say that when I go a collection of 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:21.360 different curries and none breads the flavors. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:23.880 Did you try pesh Warry? 0:01:23.959 --> 0:01:25.800 No, they didn't have a pesh Warry. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:28.640 Okay, horn please do you know what? Let's try and 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.120 turn that into a game on the radio. Please. I 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.679 just love the phrase horn. Please. 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:36.640 Anyway, So what I started to tell you guys about 0:01:36.680 --> 0:01:39.080 in here, and I don't like this reaction. I said 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.800 that I went with my friend Magic Mike. I've told 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.760 you about before. He's a magician. He's great. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:45.640 Do you make a big deal about the fright? One 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.880 of your mates is a magician, like he walks on water. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:51.160 He does tricks for a living. It's impressive. But you 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.320 where you go? I was with Magic Mike. You need 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:57.880 a stupid gap? Oh my god, you know a wizard? Okay? 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.400 I got mate, who's a plumber. I don't know my peak. 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:04.000 Your plumber Pete on Australia's got talent. 0:02:04.520 --> 0:02:06.800 Because he's great with you bend and he's more use 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:07.960 than a flipping magician. 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:10.560 So I told you guys that he started doing tricks 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:14.720 at the table and you all went lame. No, it's 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:15.359 not for me. 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:17.359 You and I doing like a time check at the table, 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.240 tailbacks at the toilets, and horn. 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:20.560 Please. 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:24.440 I think this happens with magic. Everybody thinks, oh magician, 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.880 oh lame. He was doing card tricks, and then when 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.960 they're in the moment watching the magic, their mind changes. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:32.480 Oh he's pretty spellbinding. 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.480 Perhaps remember the what he did. Yeah, he was phenomenal. 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.919 He's a wizard picked a card with her mind, not 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.600 even out of the deck. 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:45.560 Powerful, She's killed rivals with her mind. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:49.160 And he was able to get her card. A sorcerer, 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:50.640 he's got special powers. 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:54.520 He was sorcerer medieval fears. So anyway, he was. He 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:57.880 at the curry house with you. He was doing is 0:02:57.919 --> 0:03:01.160 this your nun magic? 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.040 At some points he was getting frustrated with the restaurant 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:12.560 because they're. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:14.680 Just doing their business. They got Christangel in there, saw 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:15.360 up a file. 0:03:15.480 --> 0:03:17.880 They're one of those restaurants that when somebody has a 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:20.240 birthday they dimmed the lights and put lad music. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.160 I love that. 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:27.920 But Mike was halfway through a trick and then and 0:03:28.000 --> 0:03:29.480 I could tell him to look at his face. He 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:32.240 was annoyed that he's trick. 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:34.040 Oh, I go, I have to put the doves back 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:39.600 in the hat. Now, what's the trick? He was halfway 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:41.640 through with it. He was a happy birthday. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:45.040 It was actually amazing. He made our friend. He gave 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:47.640 the pack of cards to our friend and said, you 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:50.560 just put them face down, black ones on the left 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:51.920 hand side, if you think it's going to be black, 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.600 red ones on the right hand side. So he's just 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.520 doing it at random, face down, he's not looking at 0:03:57.520 --> 0:03:59.920 the cards. Then Mike picks up the cards, turns him 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.280 over all black on one side, all read on the 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:03.000 other side. 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:05.160 That is incredible. 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:09.240 It was honestly impossible. It's literally an impossible. 0:04:09.160 --> 0:04:11.240 Actually is an amazing thing to have. What's you having 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:11.880 a curry mill? 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.240 Next time? He's from Sydney Magic Mike, So I'm sadly 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.640 he's going home today, but next time let me. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.160 I like the idea of what'sh it eating? Some guys 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.560 doing magic? People who you're eating with? 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:29.360 Good Morning, The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.000 Time now for extra time on the time Waster, it's 0:04:33.400 --> 0:04:39.760 Emo movies this week it's a National Emo Appreciation Day. 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:43.600 But just a Rio is finished up with some more 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:49.200 facts about emos. Finish Emos Slash Metal Band and Brian 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:53.120 Dawn have just release an album cover of Abba songs 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:55.120 and I think Patsy's gonna be too happy. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.280 I'm impressed. 0:04:56.400 --> 0:05:07.240 Have her listened to this? Patsy? I actually like this. 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.480 Europe You remember those falsities? 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:12.200 You want your own? 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:12.480 Yes? 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.320 What an interesting time. 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:24.400 Top five celebrities who went through major EMO phases, according 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:29.640 to Butts Magazine, It's back and obscure publication that Rio 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:35.640 occasionally quotes him made up stats. Jennifer Aniston, I can't 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:40.760 see that, can I see? Can see Aniston? James Franco, Yeah, 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:44.960 Angelina Jolie is an extended one, isn't it? Emo phase? 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:49.000 And Taylor Swift? All right, so we're looking for Emo movies. 0:05:50.520 --> 0:05:53.800 Little Kevin McCallister went through an EMO phase. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:05:53.800 --> 0:06:02.560 that's right. Moan alone, Silver plus listless in Seattle, Captain 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:06.320 Emo Phillips Tom Hanks is an Emo boat. Captain Captain 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:13.400 Emo done much. I've done nothing, but there's no magic 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:18.479 with that my brain. No doves in that house, Jackie boy? 0:06:18.480 --> 0:06:19.800 What have you got em? Movies? 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:24.520 Scarface because they like they like to scar. 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.680 Scar Yeah yeah, yeah, that extra letter makes a difference. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.559 Isn't it blows off the tongue? Better's scar face? 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.120 Does it not work? 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:32.320 Though? 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:38.720 Panic Room at the Cisco that's silver and. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:43.160 For that Boy, and then there are still drunken. 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.720 Did you get high last night with the magic Man? 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.000 What is going on this week? 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:49.200 You? 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.799 The bass player of for that Boy is called Pete 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:57.880 Wentz and he was probably their most famous member. What 0:06:58.040 --> 0:06:58.640 women went? 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:06.000 The scarface is where you've beat my friend. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.760 The Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:11.520 Time now to mark the extra time and a time waste. 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:17.760 We're asking to make a movie. Emo, Emo movie Jack, 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:18.520 You're ready tomorrow. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.360 Let's do it all right. 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:23.680 Let's see who's winning pens, Golds for pens, Hens for golds, 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:28.960 Hens for golds. That's the one. The glom, the sad 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.920 in the moody said the good, the bad in the 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:35.440 ugly Silver plus very good, Chris, I'm I getting some 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:40.000 tight black jeans gold it works, Lee, enjoy your pen, 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:46.920 happy writing a weekend at Money's Silver Path and Phil 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:52.520 James and the Giant Fringe Gold Very good, Laura, well done. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:56.920 The Goths of Wall Street Silver a nightmare on Emo 0:07:57.000 --> 0:08:01.840 Street Gold that's very good. And ten things I Hate 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:07.239 about Everything Gold pretty shades of black silver finding Emo 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:14.000 bronze heard it before? God show me some magic. I 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:22.520 carry something everything was unhappy Gilmore, silver fuss, satanic gold. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:28.480 That's very good. Snake MIC's on a plane, snake bite. 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.240 Is that a kind of cider? And no, it's a drink. 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:32.839 It's cider and beer. 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:34.880 Emos drink that. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:37.880 Oh it's tattoo? Thanks? 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:38.559 Is it? 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:38.880 No? 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:39.839 Piercings? 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:43.200 Hang on, Perry, run in here and tell us Perry 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.240 who works on a show. It's kind of like a 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.760 Wikipedia of goth I bet you went through a big 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:53.000 god face Perry speaking educators. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.720 They're piercings that you have twice through the bottom of 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.679 your lips, sparky or doesn't matter if they're sparky or not. 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:00.480 Doesn't matter if they spiky. 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:02.560 Okay, great gold, Now. 0:09:02.440 --> 0:09:04.200 We know, now we know this is good. Got us 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:05.640 trying to work it out. We said, O three and W. 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.400 I think it's a dreamin it's come to stop getting 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:10.600 deep veins from boss. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:12.720 You're allowed to get a piercing through your lip? 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:16.200 God, what would they think of next? Where were we? 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:20.680 Yes when Harry met Sulky silver dude, whar's my muscaa? 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:22.160 It's that makes it work? 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:24.760 That bronze for you? 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:30.760 The Empire size back gold, honeye shrunk, the kids skinny 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:34.880 jeans gold that's really good and make sure when you 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:36.560 send him. By the way, I'm seeing a lot of 0:09:36.559 --> 0:09:38.280 new numbers, which is great. Thank you for joining the 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:40.320 time Waste for the show. Just put your name on 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.480 them so that we can credit the really great ones 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.800 like Honey, I shrunk the kid's cheese and one final 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:48.400 from Phil crotchety crotchety bang bang. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:53.240 Now I just got I was thinking like the crotching 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:55.400 maybe because we just heard the skinny jeans, like the 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:56.079 crutch of a jean. 0:09:56.400 --> 0:10:00.559 Crotchety is when you're a bit of pretty cranky. Could 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.000 you take your mind out of the gens please? 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:06.400 And crotches Christian Connells Show podcast. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:09.000 Coming up after seven o'clock, then details of what we 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:12.559 start next Monday. On the show, we're giving away billboards, 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.360 not the old fashion ones with people up ladders putting 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.240 up the old fashion billboards. These are the state of 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.520 the art digital billboards that you see around when any 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:23.600 you're drying on the pin or anywhere. You see these big, shiny, 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.160 glittering billboards. And if you're unlucky, it'll be fe fe 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:31.160 fev and nick. And then if you're really lucky, next week. Okay, 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:35.080 it's gonna be your message every day next week. Some 0:10:35.120 --> 0:10:37.520 shows we can give away two or three. So basically, 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.920 you call in whatever message, whatever it is you want 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:43.080 to say, ask but anything up there. Jack will type 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.079 on his laptop. It's just like a text message. Hit send, 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:48.480 and then with ten or fifteen minutes, that's all to be. 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:52.480 It's really ninety seven billboards and bus stops all over 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:56.760 the city will change to your message. This is amazing. 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:00.000 Starts Monday morning on the show. To start thinking about 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:04.280 what you'd have on your billboards. Right now though, it's 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.720 time to open up this week's big book of listeners. 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.840 Two categories this morning on nine four one four one 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:16.559 four three First one Longest engagements. You got these people 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:20.160 that make a big fanfare about who got engaged. We're 0:11:20.160 --> 0:11:23.840 getting married and then six years later, still engaged. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.240 My brother and he's partner are four years engaged. 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.040 Oh wow, four years and. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:29.679 No plan, no date for a wedding yet. 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.319 Our producer Tom, do you remember we told some lovely story. 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.960 He proposed they're engaged in the new year. I said, listen, 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:36.840 if you if you don't get married within two years, 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:39.319 it should expire. The ring should almost like evaporate. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.040 Have to do it again, just go you wasted. 0:11:41.600 --> 0:11:43.760 It's two years, twenty four months, guys. Then you're not 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:47.480 engaged anymore. You reset, you have to repurpose. That's gonna 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:50.600 be anyway. So who has gone from the longest engagement? 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.120 That how people must be still waiting right now for 0:11:53.200 --> 0:11:55.160 someone to sol seat of date. The other thing we 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:57.959 want to look for is the largest bill that you've 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.280 been hit with by nine o'clock this morning. The reason 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:02.600 why I'm asking this one is I'll producer kate them. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:06.240 She's been hit with a seven thousand dollars is brutal, right, 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:10.480 seven thousand dollars bill right in January for her beautiful 0:12:10.520 --> 0:12:13.000 little dog, Henry. Katelyn. Come in and tell us what 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:13.920 happened to poor Henry. 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:15.520 And keep in mind this is a dog that they 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.800 treat like a child. Remember they fed the dog individual 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:19.720 bits of dog food. 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:23.920 That's right. I love the power move. I presumed you'd 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:24.880 go around to Jacksonville. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:26.599 I like it. 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:27.800 Take out the King. 0:12:28.000 --> 0:12:28.840 I like it. The king. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:35.680 The key respects is you have the throat. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:40.000 So it was really early January. I popped home from 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:42.440 the gym and my dog gets very excited when I 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:44.480 get home from the gym and we'd had a blow 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.760 up mattress in the land room because we wanted to do. 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:47.280 A movie night. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:48.280 It was all exciting. 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:53.040 He jumped off that didn't anticipate the leverage in the 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.160 bed to move so much and landed awkwardly on his 0:12:56.240 --> 0:13:01.440 leg and he actually snapped it in half. Yeah, so 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:05.479 he broke his olner and radius and we didn't have insurance, 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.719 but he was in so such pain. Obviously, we took 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.440 him to the vet. They said, look, we'll do some 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:13.640 X rays. Hopefully it's not a broken Then she called me, Yep, 0:13:13.760 --> 0:13:16.679 he's done it. This was a Saturday, so he had 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:20.840 to get some really heavy pain medication and then yeah, 0:13:20.920 --> 0:13:22.360 on the Monday morning he went in. 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.960 For surgery with a specialist surgeon. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:31.120 So yeah, yeah, and seven thousand dollars what what did 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:35.480 that include? Didn't have that. They're making some special leg so. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:38.880 He actually had to have a pin so pins and 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.880 a plate put in. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:46.400 Yeah, Kings's going back in. That's all right. They had 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:47.959 to make it because he's only a tiny. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.440 Little dog, so he's akervoodle. 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:52.040 Anyways, for kilos. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:54.560 Little twigs, their legs. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:56.960 One problem with these designer dogs. Is like a dog 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.040 should be able to jump a foot, and he. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:00.880 Killed your dog a design The dogies. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.559 Jumping up an air mattress under the floor and can't 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:05.280 make the jump. 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.600 No, wow, it's because it gave. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:12.120 The wolves that they descended from being so ashamed? 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:17.400 What is this? You're the dog shamer, now cast by 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.600 the dog shamer? About that? You see what I have 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.800 to put that. He's a bit testy the last two days. 0:14:23.600 --> 0:14:25.680 No, it's awful. Seven thousand dollars. 0:14:28.040 --> 0:14:30.440 You can't put that cork back in that champagne bottle 0:14:30.440 --> 0:14:33.000 that's just been spatched up. Now, that's terrible. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:36.400 Feel like I did all that yesterday in the moment, 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.960 I actually was shocked. Seven thousand dollars. I felt very 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:42.600 bad for her. It's horrendous, all right, So I didn't 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:45.280 want to recreate it. It would seem disingenuous if I tried 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.200 to act it out. 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:47.920 Sometimes it's nice to be disingenuous. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.440 Try to shut up, be ahead. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.240 I'll just go with the float. How many times I 0:14:52.320 --> 0:14:54.040 told you that? I said it to you five minutes ago. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:58.280 Doesn't the show go well? When you're in float? He 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.880 starts swinging against the current nest, big dog. No, that's 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:03.280 not We're not calling in us about your dumb dog. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.840 You've got a week dog calling now we're shame shame. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.040 It, siphoner. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:13.320 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:18.000 Let's go to Maddie. Hello, Maddy, Hi Christian, how are you. 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:19.440 I'm good Maddy, and I hope you're having a good 0:15:19.520 --> 0:15:23.800 week so far, So big Bill, what's your one? 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:27.920 My little pug was fourteen weeks old and swallowed a 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:31.320 tampon and that costs me ten thousand dollars. 0:15:31.840 --> 0:15:36.160 I was most expensive sanitary item. I can just imagine 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:37.600 you've got a little dog, like a pug thinks this 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.680 looks like a lovely snack, starts sunny, starts expanding in 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.360 the above like a snake eat in a go got what's happening? 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:52.280 What a terrible surprise? So what do they do? Did 0:15:52.280 --> 0:15:53.680 they have to open up the little pug? 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:55.000 Yeah? 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:56.960 Yeah, I mean she was only fourteen weeks old. It 0:15:57.000 --> 0:16:00.840 was news day, it was only last year, and yeah, 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:01.960 they took like X rays. 0:16:01.840 --> 0:16:03.560 And everything, like what's not buying what it is? 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.000 And then like they sent her home like twice, and 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:07.880 I was like, she's like not okay, and. 0:16:07.840 --> 0:16:12.520 She's twice the size she took her yeah, yep, and 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:16.240 then we took her back again and then they were like, oh, 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:17.920 we need to be like go in there and have 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:18.320 a look. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.680 And then as soon as they cut her open, it's like, oh, 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:22.480 it was a tampon. 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:28.840 Unbelievable. That is incredible, Maddie. So what was the billy. 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:30.560 Game at ten thousand dollars? 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:33.040 Two thousand dollars and it's on Newsday, So like Kate 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.760 Katelyn being hit with this in January, it's literally the 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.920 first of the start of the year. You're you're already 0:16:37.960 --> 0:16:41.120 on minus, aren't you. It's ten thousands. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.560 Yeah, it was crazy to send one of the vets. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.040 Up the backside there for that kind of money, drinking 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:51.520 down and sendbelievable Maddie. Thank you very much, you call mate, 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.560 have a good day. Thanks all right. So we keep 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.440 her tally on these, so then we're on ten thousand 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.120 of her biggest bill. How we got here? Mandy? 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:03.160 Good morning, Mandy, Good morning, Christian, Hi guys. 0:17:02.800 --> 0:17:05.640 Morning, Mandy. So long engagements? How long? 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:08.480 Twenty seven years in counting? 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:17.120 Oh wow, come on, so he proposed twenty seven years ago? Yes, 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:20.040 he did so, just just reminded, my math isn't great. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:21.760 So what year are we talking about? 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:23.639 Six ninety six? 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:30.280 There are some people on this team that weren't even 0:17:30.359 --> 0:17:37.040 born then. So what's happened for the last twenty seven years? 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:41.960 We bought a house, we had kids. Yeah, we lived life. 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:47.120 Yep. Well, to be honest, you haven't your your marckriage. 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:50.240 Really you're doing aren't You're not like waiting around for something. 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:54.159 Yeah, No, we've done it. We just don't have the 0:17:54.200 --> 0:17:56.080 piece of paper or the trip down the aisle. 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:58.320 Yeah, are you going to do it? You're still planning 0:17:58.320 --> 0:17:59.000 to have Mandy? 0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.400 No, I noted this stage is just kind of we'll 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.320 eventually get there one day sort of. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:06.479 Still I love that. 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:07.840 But we had it. 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:10.800 We we had it planned, we started planning, we had 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:12.520 the engagement party, we had. 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:16.280 All the diff pieces, and it's kind of all just 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:18.720 got a little bit too hard and fell apart and 0:18:18.760 --> 0:18:20.600 we went, well, that's what. 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:23.520 It is, wait, wet, Planning your wedding is hard. He thought. 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:27.560 The easy thing is to have kids. That's everyone knows. 0:18:27.359 --> 0:18:30.960 That's the easiest to good life. To have to hit planning, 0:18:31.720 --> 0:18:36.960 thinking yeah, Mandy, let's go. So twenty seventy years. Thank 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.560 you very much, Mandy. Thanks you cool, No problem at all. 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:40.240 Bye. 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:41.879 Leanne's got a big bill for us. 0:18:41.880 --> 0:18:44.280 Good morning, Leanne, Morning Christian. 0:18:44.400 --> 0:18:46.639 How are we We're good, Welcome to the show. All right, 0:18:46.960 --> 0:18:48.080 So let's say about your big bill. 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.439 Well, a few years ago we had an investment property 0:18:51.480 --> 0:18:53.920 in Canberra and with our raids notice one year we 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:56.440 got a form that we had to fill in and 0:18:56.520 --> 0:18:58.520 send back. So we did the right thing. We filled 0:18:58.560 --> 0:19:00.560 it in, we said it back. A couple of weeks 0:19:00.640 --> 0:19:03.680 later they sent us a bill for the land tax 0:19:03.800 --> 0:19:07.119 for the last ten years of twenty five thousand dollars. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:11.439 Wow, that doesn't sound if they It feels like if 0:19:11.480 --> 0:19:13.359 they miss out on it, that's their problem. 0:19:13.440 --> 0:19:15.320 Yeah, why have you got to pick up? The time? 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:20.680 I rang the land tax office in Canberra and I said, 0:19:20.760 --> 0:19:22.800 this is the first time we've heard of it. We've 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.200 had the property as you can see for X amount 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:29.840 of years and he just went well to that too, 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:31.359 sad you have to pay it. 0:19:33.320 --> 0:19:35.760 That's a slogan above the prince or something. 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:38.600 How to handle complaints. 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:44.960 I'm giving you a complaint because it's the first time 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:48.040 we've heard about it, and that's all you can say 0:19:48.160 --> 0:19:51.000 to me. I went, are you serious right now? 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:53.480 That is horrendous. 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:58.680 Of course we had to pay it. We managed over 0:19:58.760 --> 0:20:01.399 the years. We managed. I have a little bit tucked away. 0:20:02.040 --> 0:20:04.679 Thank god we did, because otherwise we were like. 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:08.840 Oh god, yeah, stories like that. 0:20:09.800 --> 0:20:14.399 Yeah, it's it's it's starsted. We no longer own the 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:15.240 house in Canberra. 0:20:18.400 --> 0:20:20.399 I feel like it because you've got a different feeling 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:21.000 about it now. 0:20:21.960 --> 0:20:22.200 Yeah. 0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:26.160 Yeah, it's sort of put it on having an investment 0:20:26.440 --> 0:20:30.280 and we went, oh my god, there goes whatever you know, 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:33.720