Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
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Speaker 4: I'm feeling a lot better than your saying new door.
Speaker 3: Good morning is a Christian O'Connell show, six minutes about
Speaker 3: six Tuesday morning, Come on and Patsy Goo, good morning,
Speaker 3: Come morning, Jackie bye, Good morning guy. How is your
Speaker 3: bachelor life at the moment when your wife and son
Speaker 3: Gordon are away in America? At the moment?
Speaker 4: I ate a delicious restaurant last night that you must try.
Speaker 3: Indian love Indian food.
Speaker 4: So do I horn? Please? In Fitzroy North the name
Speaker 4: again horn Horn please.
Speaker 3: Is in Please?
Speaker 2: Sir?
Speaker 4: May I have some more of your horn?
Speaker 2: Please? Love that?
Speaker 3: What did you have?
Speaker 4: If you're just a collection of everything?
Speaker 3: Sorry? What are you a billionaire? Going anyway? I'll have
Speaker 3: a collection of everything everything. Did you any point? Go
Speaker 3: and the bill? Please?
Speaker 4: I didn't say that when I go a collection of
Speaker 4: different curries and none breads the flavors.
Speaker 3: Did you try pesh Warry?
Speaker 4: No, they didn't have a pesh Warry.
Speaker 3: Okay, horn please do you know what? Let's try and
Speaker 3: turn that into a game on the radio. Please. I
Speaker 3: just love the phrase horn. Please.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So what I started to tell you guys about
Speaker 4: in here, and I don't like this reaction. I said
Speaker 4: that I went with my friend Magic Mike. I've told
Speaker 4: you about before. He's a magician. He's great.
Speaker 3: Do you make a big deal about the fright? One
Speaker 3: of your mates is a magician, like he walks on water.
Speaker 3: He does tricks for a living. It's impressive. But you
Speaker 3: where you go? I was with Magic Mike. You need
Speaker 3: a stupid gap? Oh my god, you know a wizard? Okay?
Speaker 3: I got mate, who's a plumber. I don't know my peak.
Speaker 4: Your plumber Pete on Australia's got talent.
Speaker 3: Because he's great with you bend and he's more use
Speaker 3: than a flipping magician.
Speaker 4: So I told you guys that he started doing tricks
Speaker 4: at the table and you all went lame. No, it's
Speaker 4: not for me.
Speaker 3: You and I doing like a time check at the table,
Speaker 3: tailbacks at the toilets, and horn.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 4: I think this happens with magic. Everybody thinks, oh magician,
Speaker 4: oh lame. He was doing card tricks, and then when
Speaker 4: they're in the moment watching the magic, their mind changes.
Speaker 3: Oh he's pretty spellbinding.
Speaker 4: Perhaps remember the what he did. Yeah, he was phenomenal.
Speaker 4: He's a wizard picked a card with her mind, not
Speaker 4: even out of the deck.
Speaker 3: Powerful, She's killed rivals with her mind.
Speaker 4: And he was able to get her card. A sorcerer,
Speaker 4: he's got special powers.
Speaker 3: He was sorcerer medieval fears. So anyway, he was. He
Speaker 3: at the curry house with you. He was doing is
Speaker 3: this your nun magic?
Speaker 4: At some points he was getting frustrated with the restaurant
Speaker 4: because they're.
Speaker 3: Just doing their business. They got Christangel in there, saw
Speaker 3: up a file.
Speaker 4: They're one of those restaurants that when somebody has a
Speaker 4: birthday they dimmed the lights and put lad music.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: But Mike was halfway through a trick and then and
Speaker 4: I could tell him to look at his face. He
Speaker 4: was annoyed that he's trick.
Speaker 3: Oh, I go, I have to put the doves back
Speaker 3: in the hat. Now, what's the trick? He was halfway
Speaker 3: through with it. He was a happy birthday.
Speaker 4: It was actually amazing. He made our friend. He gave
Speaker 4: the pack of cards to our friend and said, you
Speaker 4: just put them face down, black ones on the left
Speaker 4: hand side, if you think it's going to be black,
Speaker 4: red ones on the right hand side. So he's just
Speaker 4: doing it at random, face down, he's not looking at
Speaker 4: the cards. Then Mike picks up the cards, turns him
Speaker 4: over all black on one side, all read on the
Speaker 4: other side.
Speaker 3: That is incredible.
Speaker 4: It was honestly impossible. It's literally an impossible.
Speaker 3: Actually is an amazing thing to have. What's you having
Speaker 3: a curry mill?
Speaker 4: Next time? He's from Sydney Magic Mike, So I'm sadly
Speaker 4: he's going home today, but next time let me.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of what'sh it eating? Some guys
Speaker 3: doing magic? People who you're eating with?
Speaker 1: Good Morning, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time now for extra time on the time Waster, it's
Speaker 3: Emo movies this week it's a National Emo Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3: But just a Rio is finished up with some more
Speaker 3: facts about emos. Finish Emos Slash Metal Band and Brian
Speaker 3: Dawn have just release an album cover of Abba songs
Speaker 3: and I think Patsy's gonna be too happy.
Speaker 4: I'm impressed.
Speaker 3: Have her listened to this? Patsy? I actually like this.
Speaker 4: Europe You remember those falsities?
Speaker 2: You want your own?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: What an interesting time.
Speaker 3: Top five celebrities who went through major EMO phases, according
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Speaker 3: Angelina Jolie is an extended one, isn't it? Emo phase?
Speaker 3: And Taylor Swift? All right, so we're looking for Emo movies.
Speaker 3: Little Kevin McCallister went through an EMO phase. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right. Moan alone, Silver plus listless in Seattle, Captain
Speaker 3: Emo Phillips Tom Hanks is an Emo boat. Captain Captain
Speaker 3: Emo done much. I've done nothing, but there's no magic
Speaker 3: with that my brain. No doves in that house, Jackie boy?
Speaker 3: What have you got em? Movies?
Speaker 4: Scarface because they like they like to scar.
Speaker 3: Scar Yeah yeah, yeah, that extra letter makes a difference.
Speaker 4: Isn't it blows off the tongue? Better's scar face?
Speaker 3: Does it not work?
Speaker 5: Though?
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Speaker 4: For that Boy, and then there are still drunken.
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Speaker 3: What is going on this week?
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Speaker 3: Time now to mark the extra time and a time waste.
Speaker 3: We're asking to make a movie. Emo, Emo movie Jack,
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Speaker 4: Let's do it all right.
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Speaker 4: Emos drink that.
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Speaker 4: You're allowed to get a piercing through your lip?
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Speaker 4: maybe because we just heard the skinny jeans, like the
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Speaker 3: Coming up after seven o'clock, then details of what we
Speaker 3: start next Monday. On the show, we're giving away billboards,
Speaker 3: not the old fashion ones with people up ladders putting
Speaker 3: up the old fashion billboards. These are the state of
Speaker 3: the art digital billboards that you see around when any
Speaker 3: you're drying on the pin or anywhere. You see these big, shiny,
Speaker 3: glittering billboards. And if you're unlucky, it'll be fe fe
Speaker 3: fev and nick. And then if you're really lucky, next week. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be your message every day next week. Some
Speaker 3: shows we can give away two or three. So basically,
Speaker 3: you call in whatever message, whatever it is you want
Speaker 3: to say, ask but anything up there. Jack will type
Speaker 3: on his laptop. It's just like a text message. Hit send,
Speaker 3: and then with ten or fifteen minutes, that's all to be.
Speaker 3: It's really ninety seven billboards and bus stops all over
Speaker 3: the city will change to your message. This is amazing.
Speaker 3: Starts Monday morning on the show. To start thinking about
Speaker 3: what you'd have on your billboards. Right now though, it's
Speaker 3: time to open up this week's big book of listeners.
Speaker 3: Two categories this morning on nine four one four one
Speaker 3: four three First one Longest engagements. You got these people
Speaker 3: that make a big fanfare about who got engaged. We're
Speaker 3: getting married and then six years later, still engaged.
Speaker 4: My brother and he's partner are four years engaged.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, four years and.
Speaker 4: No plan, no date for a wedding yet.
Speaker 3: Our producer Tom, do you remember we told some lovely story.
Speaker 3: He proposed they're engaged in the new year. I said, listen,
Speaker 3: if you if you don't get married within two years,
Speaker 3: it should expire. The ring should almost like evaporate.
Speaker 4: Have to do it again, just go you wasted.
Speaker 3: It's two years, twenty four months, guys. Then you're not
Speaker 3: engaged anymore. You reset, you have to repurpose. That's gonna
Speaker 3: be anyway. So who has gone from the longest engagement?
Speaker 3: That how people must be still waiting right now for
Speaker 3: someone to sol seat of date. The other thing we
Speaker 3: want to look for is the largest bill that you've
Speaker 3: been hit with by nine o'clock this morning. The reason
Speaker 3: why I'm asking this one is I'll producer kate them.
Speaker 3: She's been hit with a seven thousand dollars is brutal, right,
Speaker 3: seven thousand dollars bill right in January for her beautiful
Speaker 3: little dog, Henry. Katelyn. Come in and tell us what
Speaker 3: happened to poor Henry.
Speaker 4: And keep in mind this is a dog that they
Speaker 4: treat like a child. Remember they fed the dog individual
Speaker 4: bits of dog food.
Speaker 3: That's right. I love the power move. I presumed you'd
Speaker 3: go around to Jacksonville.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 3: Take out the King.
Speaker 2: I like it. The king.
Speaker 3: The key respects is you have the throat.
Speaker 7: So it was really early January. I popped home from
Speaker 7: the gym and my dog gets very excited when I
Speaker 7: get home from the gym and we'd had a blow
Speaker 7: up mattress in the land room because we wanted to do.
Speaker 3: A movie night.
Speaker 1: It was all exciting.
Speaker 7: He jumped off that didn't anticipate the leverage in the
Speaker 7: bed to move so much and landed awkwardly on his
Speaker 7: leg and he actually snapped it in half. Yeah, so
Speaker 7: he broke his olner and radius and we didn't have insurance,
Speaker 7: but he was in so such pain. Obviously, we took
Speaker 7: him to the vet. They said, look, we'll do some
Speaker 7: X rays. Hopefully it's not a broken Then she called me, Yep,
Speaker 7: he's done it. This was a Saturday, so he had
Speaker 7: to get some really heavy pain medication and then yeah,
Speaker 7: on the Monday morning he went in.
Speaker 4: For surgery with a specialist surgeon.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, and seven thousand dollars what what did
Speaker 3: that include? Didn't have that. They're making some special leg so.
Speaker 7: He actually had to have a pin so pins and
Speaker 7: a plate put in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kings's going back in. That's all right. They had
Speaker 3: to make it because he's only a tiny.
Speaker 4: Little dog, so he's akervoodle.
Speaker 7: Anyways, for kilos.
Speaker 3: Little twigs, their legs.
Speaker 4: One problem with these designer dogs. Is like a dog
Speaker 4: should be able to jump a foot, and he.
Speaker 3: Killed your dog a design The dogies.
Speaker 4: Jumping up an air mattress under the floor and can't
Speaker 4: make the jump.
Speaker 7: No, wow, it's because it gave.
Speaker 4: The wolves that they descended from being so ashamed?
Speaker 3: What is this? You're the dog shamer, now cast by
Speaker 3: the dog shamer? About that? You see what I have
Speaker 3: to put that. He's a bit testy the last two days.
Speaker 4: No, it's awful. Seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: You can't put that cork back in that champagne bottle
Speaker 3: that's just been spatched up. Now, that's terrible.
Speaker 4: Feel like I did all that yesterday in the moment,
Speaker 4: I actually was shocked. Seven thousand dollars. I felt very
Speaker 4: bad for her. It's horrendous, all right, So I didn't
Speaker 4: want to recreate it. It would seem disingenuous if I tried
Speaker 4: to act it out.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's nice to be disingenuous.
Speaker 4: Try to shut up, be ahead.
Speaker 3: I'll just go with the float. How many times I
Speaker 3: told you that? I said it to you five minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Doesn't the show go well? When you're in float? He
Speaker 3: starts swinging against the current nest, big dog. No, that's
Speaker 3: not We're not calling in us about your dumb dog.
Speaker 3: You've got a week dog calling now we're shame shame.
Speaker 4: It, siphoner.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Maddie. Hello, Maddy, Hi Christian, how are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good Maddy, and I hope you're having a good
Speaker 3: week so far, So big Bill, what's your one?
Speaker 8: My little pug was fourteen weeks old and swallowed a
Speaker 8: tampon and that costs me ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I was most expensive sanitary item. I can just imagine
Speaker 3: you've got a little dog, like a pug thinks this
Speaker 3: looks like a lovely snack, starts sunny, starts expanding in
Speaker 3: the above like a snake eat in a go got what's happening?
Speaker 3: What a terrible surprise? So what do they do? Did
Speaker 3: they have to open up the little pug?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean she was only fourteen weeks old. It
Speaker 8: was news day, it was only last year, and yeah,
Speaker 8: they took like X rays.
Speaker 10: And everything, like what's not buying what it is?
Speaker 8: And then like they sent her home like twice, and
Speaker 8: I was like, she's like not okay, and.
Speaker 11: She's twice the size she took her yeah, yep, and
Speaker 11: then we took her back again and then they were like, oh,
Speaker 11: we need to be like go in there and have
Speaker 11: a look.
Speaker 8: And then as soon as they cut her open, it's like, oh,
Speaker 8: it was a tampon.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable. That is incredible, Maddie. So what was the billy.
Speaker 8: Game at ten thousand dollars?
Speaker 3: Two thousand dollars and it's on Newsday, So like Kate
Speaker 3: Katelyn being hit with this in January, it's literally the
Speaker 3: first of the start of the year. You're you're already
Speaker 3: on minus, aren't you. It's ten thousands.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it was crazy to send one of the vets.
Speaker 3: Up the backside there for that kind of money, drinking
Speaker 3: down and sendbelievable Maddie. Thank you very much, you call mate,
Speaker 3: have a good day. Thanks all right. So we keep
Speaker 3: her tally on these, so then we're on ten thousand
Speaker 3: of her biggest bill. How we got here? Mandy?
Speaker 6: Good morning, Mandy, Good morning, Christian, Hi guys.
Speaker 3: Morning, Mandy. So long engagements? How long?
Speaker 12: Twenty seven years in counting?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, come on, so he proposed twenty seven years ago? Yes,
Speaker 3: he did so, just just reminded, my math isn't great.
Speaker 3: So what year are we talking about?
Speaker 12: Six ninety six?
Speaker 3: There are some people on this team that weren't even
Speaker 3: born then. So what's happened for the last twenty seven years?
Speaker 10: We bought a house, we had kids. Yeah, we lived life.
Speaker 3: Yep. Well, to be honest, you haven't your your marckriage.
Speaker 3: Really you're doing aren't You're not like waiting around for something.
Speaker 10: Yeah, No, we've done it. We just don't have the
Speaker 10: piece of paper or the trip down the aisle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you going to do it? You're still planning
Speaker 4: to have Mandy?
Speaker 13: No, I noted this stage is just kind of we'll
Speaker 13: eventually get there one day sort of.
Speaker 4: Still I love that.
Speaker 13: But we had it.
Speaker 10: We we had it planned, we started planning, we had
Speaker 10: the engagement party, we had.
Speaker 13: All the diff pieces, and it's kind of all just
Speaker 13: got a little bit too hard and fell apart and
Speaker 13: we went, well, that's what.
Speaker 3: It is, wait, wet, Planning your wedding is hard. He thought.
Speaker 3: The easy thing is to have kids. That's everyone knows.
Speaker 3: That's the easiest to good life. To have to hit planning,
Speaker 3: thinking yeah, Mandy, let's go. So twenty seventy years. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, Mandy. Thanks you cool, No problem at all.
Speaker 1: Bye.
Speaker 3: Leanne's got a big bill for us.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Leanne, Morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How are we We're good, Welcome to the show. All right,
Speaker 3: So let's say about your big bill.
Speaker 12: Well, a few years ago we had an investment property
Speaker 12: in Canberra and with our raids notice one year we
Speaker 12: got a form that we had to fill in and
Speaker 12: send back. So we did the right thing. We filled
Speaker 12: it in, we said it back. A couple of weeks
Speaker 12: later they sent us a bill for the land tax
Speaker 12: for the last ten years of twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Wow, that doesn't sound if they It feels like if
Speaker 4: they miss out on it, that's their problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why have you got to pick up? The time?
Speaker 12: I rang the land tax office in Canberra and I said,
Speaker 12: this is the first time we've heard of it. We've
Speaker 12: had the property as you can see for X amount
Speaker 12: of years and he just went well to that too,
Speaker 12: sad you have to pay it.
Speaker 3: That's a slogan above the prince or something.
Speaker 4: How to handle complaints.
Speaker 12: I'm giving you a complaint because it's the first time
Speaker 12: we've heard about it, and that's all you can say
Speaker 12: to me. I went, are you serious right now?
Speaker 3: That is horrendous.
Speaker 12: Of course we had to pay it. We managed over
Speaker 12: the years. We managed. I have a little bit tucked away.
Speaker 12: Thank god we did, because otherwise we were like.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, stories like that.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's it's it's starsted. We no longer own the
Speaker 12: house in Canberra.
Speaker 3: I feel like it because you've got a different feeling
Speaker 3: about it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's sort of put it on having an investment
Speaker 12: and we went, oh my god, there goes whatever you know,
Speaker 12: cream on the top of the cake, so to speak.
Speaker 12: And so yeah, no more investment.
Speaker 2: Probably too bad.
Speaker 3: She's going to go for me. Got PTSD without that phrase,
Speaker 3: I should.
Speaker 4: I think a piece of mail will rock up at
Speaker 4: my house one day like that, because I would say,
Speaker 4: bank are pretty loose with the logistics of how we
Speaker 4: run finances. I don't have I'm not across it, and
Speaker 4: the at you can see me bill and say hey
Speaker 4: you didn't pay this. I'll go like, I just have
Speaker 4: to trust you because I have no idea if how to.
Speaker 3: Take your word for it. This seems the jit seems
Speaker 3: the jip. The anchor is ten million stopping it. Now
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to go to prostitution.
Speaker 4: Yeah, seems jo and they're in the Nigeria. Now, I
Speaker 4: didn't know he's a prince.
Speaker 3: He's a prince. Why would he any to us? He's
Speaker 3: royalty out there.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you maybe I'll tell you the first
Speaker 4: when I first started working here, a major mistake I
Speaker 4: made with my fine.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Leanne, thank you so much, you Cord.
Speaker 3: We'll send you a price.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 12: Christian, have a great day.
Speaker 3: All right, Let's send the Anna Village Cinema's gold double pass.
Speaker 3: That was a great story. All right, keep these coming. Then,
Speaker 3: longest engagements, we now need somebody who's been longer than
Speaker 3: twenty seven years. Twenty seven years and the biggest bill
Speaker 3: thanks to Boril Deanne, is twin Ber.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Next week study Monday morning. This is exciting, exciting for us,
Speaker 3: really exciting for you guys. L's in your show. We
Speaker 3: have so much fun. Put my mug on a mural
Speaker 3: in Sint Kilda. It's graffeted within about an hour. Let's
Speaker 3: not do along that. We then gave away walls all
Speaker 3: over Melbourne to you guys, we asked you what was
Speaker 3: important if you had your own mural. We've created the
Speaker 3: Wall of Dogs. All the were those twelve amazing dogs
Speaker 3: and all the amazing stories that had the Wall of Heroes.
Speaker 3: We had so far much fun doing that last year.
Speaker 3: One idea I've had for a couple of years is
Speaker 3: going to be amazing to give away billboards people like
Speaker 3: me and shows like this. We have billboards, you see
Speaker 3: them up all over town. Would be great that if
Speaker 3: you had your own billboard. Now, this is what we're
Speaker 3: actually doing. These billboards are they're electronic ones, they're digital ones,
Speaker 3: so it means we can change them within minutes. You
Speaker 3: could be saying something. Next Tuesday morning at eight o'clock
Speaker 3: we go, oh my god, let's do that. Now, let's
Speaker 3: ask that question what you've just said, that phrase, that
Speaker 3: punchline to a joke. Let's put that up across the
Speaker 3: billboards all over Melbourne and when ten minutes the digital billboards,
Speaker 3: of which there are hundreds around Melbourne's will change and
Speaker 3: we change them.
Speaker 4: We went from the slowest way of putting your message somewhere,
Speaker 4: which was somebody pape rush up a letter painting for
Speaker 4: you to now. It will be done within ten minutes.
Speaker 3: And so for the next two weeks starting Monday, we'll
Speaker 3: be doing this every day. We can do it within
Speaker 3: ten minutes. We can actually type out a message. It
Speaker 3: genuinely does go from Jack's laptop. He then hits send
Speaker 3: and within fifteen minutes. That's worst case scenario. Hopefully less
Speaker 3: than ten. Ninety seven billboards all over Melbourne will have
Speaker 3: whatever your slogan, message, whatever you want to say, what
Speaker 3: a question? Ninety seven billboards, So the really big ones
Speaker 3: you see above the freeways up the Nepean and it's
Speaker 3: also bus shelters and bus stops as well. It will
Speaker 3: go everywhere. A lot of people won't know and what's
Speaker 3: going on. You will confuse a lot of Melbourne. That's
Speaker 3: their fault not listening to us. So start thinking, now,
Speaker 3: what would you have on your billboard? Because this really
Speaker 3: is what we're going to be asking you Monday, and
Speaker 3: we're be making it happen live on the show. Some
Speaker 3: of the ideas that have come in so far, this
Speaker 3: comes to Michael Christian isn't show every day always having
Speaker 3: on whilst driving to work? Thank you, Michael, Axon ax
Speaker 3: on the road. If I was selected from the thousands
Speaker 3: of responses, okay, um, it's millions, actually makes millions. My
Speaker 3: billboard would read the following, life is what happens to
Speaker 3: you whilst you're busy making other plans. To John Lennon quote,
Speaker 3: have a great day, keep the music alive. It's part
Speaker 3: of Live's DNA. Now I like that, Michael.
Speaker 4: Now do we quote John Lennon on the billboard?
Speaker 3: And how we cao?
Speaker 4: Michael.
Speaker 3: We can't quote Michael. We can't mis quote John Lennin.
Speaker 3: All right, p John, we're giving away his quote to
Speaker 3: Michael Christian. I think I might be a bit early
Speaker 3: on the billboard, but I've been engaged to my partner
Speaker 3: now for four years. We'll be talking about this on
Speaker 3: the show today. I've done the hard working bob of
Speaker 3: the question. Now it's her turn to set the date,
Speaker 3: so I can just rock up and say I do.
Speaker 3: Four years is a long time to wait, my billboard, Christian.
Speaker 3: Easy one for Jackie would to type it out, Jody,
Speaker 3: such a bloody date, aggressive line to the point, punchy.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, one for the billboard message, Hey you yes,
Speaker 3: you you have a purpose.
Speaker 4: Well It definitely drew me in at the start.
Speaker 3: Hey you, yeah, you you have a purpose. That's from
Speaker 3: Cassandra Brooks. That's lovely. This one is gotba be. I
Speaker 3: never suddenly see this changed during the morning. I'm doing
Speaker 3: a double take holding capitals. Life's too short to die
Speaker 3: too soon. It's like a Vin Diesel movie.
Speaker 4: We certainly promote a movie that it doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: But thank you.
Speaker 3: Uh, this is a This is quite a thing to say, Kate.
Speaker 3: I love this. I love the intention behind it. It's
Speaker 3: some Kate. Just because someone she wants this to be
Speaker 3: the message. Just because someone isn't on social media anymore
Speaker 3: doesn't mean they cease to exist. Pick up the phone,
Speaker 3: make the took me Walter from driving along in the
Speaker 3: pin I think I'm whiny that some of these there's
Speaker 3: so much going on there. You've caught you going into
Speaker 3: a hold in front of you, I mean wondering it
Speaker 3: could be distraction. All right, give us a call, now,
Speaker 3: what would you have on your billboard?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: This show, since we started four and a half years ago,
Speaker 3: is on a mission to go where no other radio
Speaker 3: show would ever go. Before. We've been to Dingley Village,
Speaker 3: perhaps his mind every single day. Now it's pretty scary.
Speaker 3: It's very scary. We may never come back, and the
Speaker 3: recesses of Patsy's mind. And now we're giving you the
Speaker 3: power to have whatever message you want, a slogan, a question,
Speaker 3: and whatever it is. It might be something you're trying
Speaker 3: to find or buy, whatever it is or hire. Use
Speaker 3: that billboard however you want and we can give it
Speaker 3: away next week. Every single day a different billboard, sometimes two,
Speaker 3: all three. In a show, we literally you can call
Speaker 3: in and within ten minutes is going to go live
Speaker 3: to Melbourne on ninety seven will boards all around the
Speaker 3: city all the big main what's the phrase Tom I
Speaker 3: Produce always used about those.
Speaker 4: Big Mates materials.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of chat, heavy chat about that after
Speaker 3: the show every day in meetings, majorre are gerial sites
Speaker 3: coming into the around the city. So ninety seven billboards, right, is.
Speaker 4: Shue just gonna go phrase about St Kilda Road in
Speaker 4: particular because a lot of the bush bush shelters from
Speaker 4: Saint Kilda Road all the way into the city will
Speaker 4: have these messages on him. Said, Saint Kilda Road is
Speaker 4: going to blow people away.
Speaker 3: But Saint Kilda Road on the map, you'll turn out
Speaker 3: to work late. You wants to go?
Speaker 2: Where do you go? Well?
Speaker 3: I just had to see the new lights, the new billboards.
Speaker 4: What they've done on my windows? Prisoners are the bullard.
Speaker 3: I'm down to the precincts of lights.
Speaker 2: It's give me that.
Speaker 3: We're going to turn into Sunset strip. With all your
Speaker 3: various messages trying to sell my hold in Tanda, no
Speaker 3: time wasters, fa you want to sell your car up there?
Speaker 3: We don't mind. Whatever it is. Isn't it up to you?
Speaker 3: These are your billboards? Vinnie? What would it be for you?
Speaker 2: Morning?
Speaker 5: Gris you your morning run?
Speaker 3: Happy new year? Vinnie? What message would you love up
Speaker 3: on the billboards?
Speaker 9: And I have a challenge. We're looking for nineteen sixty
Speaker 9: seven Chevrolet in parlor black color. We're bringing looking and
Speaker 9: ringing computer internet. Oh it's crazy, we can't find one.
Speaker 3: That's a night. What's wedding car for our wedding car
Speaker 3: to your daughter.
Speaker 9: Before my daughter's getting marriages?
Speaker 3: Beautiful car? And when is the deadline?
Speaker 5: Probably that's three weeks before, okay.
Speaker 3: But deadline is normally an actual date rather than estimating.
Speaker 3: Get that done three weeks more. When did you do
Speaker 3: to getting married?
Speaker 2: Twenty?
Speaker 3: There we go, we got this, so we got this?
Speaker 4: And what's the car again?
Speaker 9: Ninety sixty seven chevlight in Parla Black.
Speaker 3: See, this is the kind of thing we want up
Speaker 3: there this week. You'd have you know, we could put
Speaker 3: our number up there. We'd have that founder reckon with
Speaker 3: an hour you put a billboard on ninety seven billboards
Speaker 3: and never forget that sunset strip going down St Kilda.
Speaker 3: We'll find you that back in parlor Chevy from nineteen
Speaker 3: sixty seven.
Speaker 5: Sir, Oh, they say.
Speaker 9: We're just going crazy looking for one.
Speaker 3: Did they try the computer internet to say no into website? No,
Speaker 3: come back to radio. We're always when TikTok lets it down,
Speaker 3: you know, Vinny, stay there, we might pick you for
Speaker 3: next week. That's a brilliant one. Caroline, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning. What would you like a new billboard? What
Speaker 3: would it be for you?
Speaker 14: I'd actually love to have Welcome back, Tom Love mum.
Speaker 14: My son's actually been away since the twentieth of December
Speaker 14: on student exchange over extyden exchange overseas.
Speaker 3: Christmas.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah yeah, and so I'm picking me up next week.
Speaker 14: It's the second of February, very early in the morning.
Speaker 14: I get gets in about five to seven and we
Speaker 14: live in carram Down, so we will be driving from
Speaker 14: the airport all the way back through the arterials.
Speaker 4: Pert woke up.
Speaker 1: You come to the show.
Speaker 3: This should be an amazing thing.
Speaker 4: Where's he coming back from.
Speaker 14: He's in Spain at the moment he went over, he
Speaker 14: went to Italy. So he went to Italy and so
Speaker 14: he was in Milan, Pisa, Florence, Venice, then went to Germany.
Speaker 3: Now he's heading back to carram Down.
Speaker 4: Exchange exchanges. You go to one city, I study there.
Speaker 1: This iswarts or something Europe.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 14: It stayed with all different families and also as student
Speaker 14: international camp handing him around.
Speaker 3: They've got the school guinea pig there for a week.
Speaker 3: Get a week in France, do your bit have them
Speaker 3: for a week? He still carry downs. Should have a
Speaker 3: good time.
Speaker 4: We would love there.
Speaker 3: We have to do this next week, definitely. I think
Speaker 3: it's a lovely thing to do. So the plane lands
Speaker 3: at what time do you think?
Speaker 14: Six fifty five? I'm picking him up, so yeah, sure,
Speaker 14: so it is that time.
Speaker 3: So what do we reckon? About an hour to get
Speaker 3: the old bags off and it might be a bit longer,
Speaker 3: so well put the message on the next day. Should
Speaker 3: have his bags, all right, listen, stay there, we'll get
Speaker 3: some more dtails.
Speaker 4: I think on the morning on February second. You should
Speaker 4: call us when you're at the airport. All right, his
Speaker 4: planes landed when you see we.
Speaker 3: Sound like a driver when you've got the bags.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we can time it perfectly.
Speaker 3: Yes, great, well done, all right, he would be so embarrassed,
Speaker 3: but honestly embarrassing times ninety seven. And then take it detail,
Speaker 3: take you down. That's and killed the sunset strip, throwing
Speaker 3: shade on you. All right, We're definitely gonna do this.
Speaker 3: Stay there, okay, okay, see, this is what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3: We can do anything next week within the show. We
Speaker 3: can give away one and a half an hour later,
Speaker 3: do some more as well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Honestly, we are so excited, and I can tell you are.
Speaker 3: Next Monday cannot come soon enough. It's like Christmas down
Speaker 3: the show. We've been thinking about planning the show for
Speaker 3: a long time. We're giving you billboards starting Monday morning.
Speaker 3: These are digital billboards, the big ones you see everywhere.
Speaker 3: Your message some Monday and for the next two weeks
Speaker 3: on the show. Every day we're going to be doing this.
Speaker 3: Goescross ninety seven of these megasites, bus shelters, bus sides, everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's going to be amazing. So what do you want
Speaker 3: on there? Nine four one, one oh four three. You
Speaker 3: can do anything. This one isn't.
Speaker 2: Hey, Christian, I really need your billboard.
Speaker 3: This isn't their voice, by the way, and I know
Speaker 3: we not certainly one if your voices. This it's beautiful,
Speaker 3: but by the way, just.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been disguised.
Speaker 3: You'll know why we had to disguise it. I just
Speaker 3: wanted to make that clip.
Speaker 2: Hey, Christian, I really need your billboard. I need my
Speaker 2: partner to propose. And I'm sick and tired of waiting.
Speaker 2: We've been together, we've done them, we're doing that, and
Speaker 2: I know he has that ring. I just need him
Speaker 2: to give it to me. So what I need from you, Christian,
Speaker 2: is for you to give me a callback because I
Speaker 2: have such a direct message that I need to pass on.
Speaker 3: The message is really direct, it's great. I love this.
Speaker 2: I know he has that ring. I just need him
Speaker 2: to give it to me.
Speaker 3: All right, what do you want a new billboard nine
Speaker 3: four one four one oh four three, Jen, Good morning, Jen.
Speaker 3: What would happen then if we gave you the power
Speaker 3: of ninety seven billboards right across Melbourne? What would you
Speaker 3: have up there?
Speaker 15: I have a very important public service announced message. So there,
Speaker 15: single men of Melbourne, stop posting photos of yourself on
Speaker 15: dating apps that were taking ten to twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: A lot of people thank you for that.
Speaker 15: Not as advertised, yes off, it has to be signed
Speaker 15: off best wishes and woman's regards, sing the women.
Speaker 3: Of Melbourne, all the women all over the world say yes.
Speaker 3: There are people that work in radio who have a
Speaker 3: profile picture. It's called that is sometimes from a different decade.
Speaker 4: The same thing, not the same as advertised.
Speaker 2: My one.
Speaker 3: I'm a ten year old boy. That's a great message, Jenny.
Speaker 3: We might be doing that next week. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much giving us. Let's go to Karen now, Karen.
Speaker 6: Karen, yep, sorry, I'm here anchored.
Speaker 3: Gotcha? You got something going on the background?
Speaker 6: No nothing, I don't know what happened there that.
Speaker 3: Karen. Okay, when you're ready in your own time, what
Speaker 3: would you have on the billboard?
Speaker 6: Can I okay? I'm sending my message fairly and squarely
Speaker 6: to Peter's ice cream. I want to bring back the
Speaker 6: Wink icy pole.
Speaker 3: Now we're talking. So were we talking about getting a
Speaker 3: petition going?
Speaker 6: Yep, something like that, Yeah, yep. It's worked before, worked
Speaker 6: with Arnett, it worked with Cabreys, so it can work again.
Speaker 4: Remind me of the Wink. I don't remember the Wink.
Speaker 6: It was around in the seventies.
Speaker 3: Caramel fudge.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was delicious. Must be a long time,
Speaker 6: Yeah it has been. I can remember it from the
Speaker 6: seventies when my mum had sent me to the milk companies.
Speaker 3: You know, people used to work there twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: Have to get the old team back together.
Speaker 4: Back then it was just a guy named Peter.
Speaker 6: It still exists. Sitting in Margrave on Peters Avenue and
Speaker 6: you've been.
Speaker 3: Driving at night, honking the horn, fire up the lines,
Speaker 3: wing Wink, nude, nudge, passionate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they were that good.
Speaker 3: They were that good, right, Okay, So have you got
Speaker 3: a petition at the moment? Or this will be the
Speaker 3: starting point to get names on the petition, wouldn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah? This, this would be this would be the start
Speaker 6: of something I would hope would be big.
Speaker 3: Oh, we can help make it big. Once we light
Speaker 3: up Sint Kilda, it's going to be people are going
Speaker 3: to say wink, wink, nudge, nudge, bring the wink back.
Speaker 6: That would be That would be awesome.
Speaker 3: It's winkie time. It will still work on the ing. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's work. I won't put it in drafts, put it
Speaker 3: in drops. All right, Karen, thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Having awesome day, guys and.
Speaker 3: You Karen, thank you very much. These are great. So
Speaker 3: we're going to move on now. But if you still thinking,
Speaker 3: hang on a minute, I'm trying to get through. I've
Speaker 3: got an idea. You can text it in now to me.
Speaker 3: Oh fall seven five three one oh four to.
Speaker 1: Three Christian no Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're going to create a lot of problems next week.
Speaker 3: We are not even doing the giving the billboards away
Speaker 3: until next Monday, but already we might have a boyfriend
Speaker 3: for Kathy.
Speaker 4: Oh the bearded man. Now, remind me of the original request.
Speaker 3: So about ten minutes ago, where you know we're giving
Speaker 3: away billboards from next Monday show. Your message can go
Speaker 3: across ninety seven billboards in Melbourne and we're doing that
Speaker 3: every single day. Kathy had this one that she wanted
Speaker 3: to go up there vacancy. Boyfriend wanted forty to fifty
Speaker 3: five beard not essential but preferable anyway. Ten minutes later
Speaker 3: a guy called Jeff as he we're back, Kathy cool
Speaker 3: Christian have beard and fifty two he fifty.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: This is interesting, as is this one of the team
Speaker 3: members are getting a Now I thought these were pronounced
Speaker 3: b days by day by day, Patsie, what would you say,
Speaker 3: I'd say the day, Yeah, I did. All these years
Speaker 3: are going to get wrong by day by day.
Speaker 4: Well that doesn't help anyone anyway.
Speaker 3: She's actually made it more confused anyway. I can only
Speaker 3: guess there he went on a day to Japan, where
Speaker 3: they they don't wipe, they have the most advanced toilets.
Speaker 3: He's supposed to be better for you, like a lot
Speaker 3: of big celebrities. I know that because I remember watching
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimmel did a tour of his house and he
Speaker 3: had an amazing looking one and said that he done
Speaker 3: a lot of research. This is the best healthiest way
Speaker 3: to look after your backside. Okay, right, And so he
Speaker 3: had one. He said that he'd went around to uperl
Speaker 3: winmfrees and she had it, and he was like, would
Speaker 3: you mind? We've got that from right, it's supposed to
Speaker 3: be it' supposed to be better for your back.
Speaker 4: So if Oprah doesn't wipe, Jimmy doesn't wipe, why are
Speaker 4: we wiping?
Speaker 3: Why are we wiping?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So I'm curious, right, are there people listening who have
Speaker 3: her be day and would recommend it and say this
Speaker 3: is a game changer.
Speaker 4: I only think of it as an overseas thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't even know you could really buy them here?
Speaker 3: Where do we because you can go to Bunnings, But
Speaker 3: then you've got to plummet in type it in right now,
Speaker 3: just type in simply Bunnings the day and see if
Speaker 3: it's there to get. Are they that good? I'm curious?
Speaker 4: Okay, so they sell normal toilet attachments so you can
Speaker 4: put it, you know, because he.
Speaker 3: Might one of those kitchen hoses. I can just run
Speaker 3: a hose from the outside tip and just give my back.
Speaker 4: It's essentially a hose. So you put a whole new
Speaker 4: lid on and then it's got a hose on the
Speaker 4: same What do you mean, so you take your toilet
Speaker 4: lid off your regular toilet. You put your toilet lid on,
Speaker 4: and hello, what's there on the side it's got?
Speaker 3: And can you alter the temperature because loue water always
Speaker 3: writs a bit cold.
Speaker 4: And let me just get into the details of it.
Speaker 4: Hold on time.
Speaker 3: Is it like a shower? You can sort of dial
Speaker 3: it in.
Speaker 4: Look at it. It's got a lot of options. It's
Speaker 4: got a lot of options.
Speaker 3: What like a pulsing jet or just like because you
Speaker 3: know that without sprinkler heads sometimes with a garden hose
Speaker 3: you can go that you we need to go like
Speaker 3: a laser focus or you want wide sprinkler all right,
Speaker 3: ChRI hey, listen. Every time we go and do that.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there can be a different repercussions.
Speaker 4: Duel nozel design. So I guess you're getting two sprays.
Speaker 3: Hell because sometimes you need to sprays.
Speaker 4: Temperature sensing control and fuse protections protection. Yea power called
Speaker 4: length one point five meters.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's not boasting jack one man's power cord.
Speaker 4: With nanosilver ion to defend against bacteria.
Speaker 3: Wow, this feels like a brave new world. Okay, who
Speaker 3: has a b day please review it for us.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So do you have a bidet? One of a team
Speaker 3: members is getting a bedet. I'm fascinating. It's been to Japan.
Speaker 3: It's what they use out there, so it's is so
Speaker 3: much easier to use and better for your backside as well,
Speaker 3: and I guess the environment. Let's lose roll celebrity who
Speaker 3: have them? John Cena, he's not wrestling with the old
Speaker 3: monkey up backside?
Speaker 2: Is he?
Speaker 3: How would probably go?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do know that Stone's got one. Would be goldwork,
Speaker 3: Will Smith, Tom Brady and Miss the Idiot as well.
Speaker 3: So do you have one? Known? Four one four one
Speaker 3: O four three? What's it like? Should the show get
Speaker 3: behind the bidet?
Speaker 5: Warren Christian.
Speaker 3: Of the Palls, Mister Bowl, Welcome to Miami and h Warren,
Speaker 3: what can you tell us about the humble bidet?
Speaker 5: Well? I haven't got one, but my mum got one.
Speaker 16: My mum's in her early eighties and she had seen
Speaker 16: one on a holiday till why and thought she needed one,
Speaker 16: and she had it installed by her plumber. I don't
Speaker 16: know where she got it from. And then I was
Speaker 16: at her house about a week later and she said, oh,
Speaker 16: can you use it? And I didn't even know she
Speaker 16: had one. And I said why, and she goes, well,
Speaker 16: I'm too scared, and so she basically sent.
Speaker 3: An airplane toilet. It might take her away.
Speaker 16: I just think she needed to first. She thought she
Speaker 16: was an electrocue to sell. So she sent me into
Speaker 16: the crash test dummy, you.
Speaker 4: Know, the guinea pig. And how was it work?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It was a bit wet, and.
Speaker 16: It had a remote control, so you know, you could
Speaker 16: go wide, spray, narrow, spray, pulse.
Speaker 5: The water was heated, you could adjust for temperature. You
Speaker 5: could blow you know, air on yourself afterwards, and I
Speaker 5: tried dry.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 5: Well, I just figured I don't need to go to
Speaker 5: a theme park anymore.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's all that.
Speaker 4: It's a ride and a toilet, and it's going to
Speaker 4: remote like a TV remote.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: What if you lose the remote? Flush?
Speaker 5: My mum loses her she generate, she loses the.
Speaker 2: Time.
Speaker 3: It's another remote and stop it, Warren using it.
Speaker 2: She's using it.
Speaker 5: She's happy and you know, sorry.
Speaker 3: That's great, Warren, Thank you very much, She called, mate,
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Kate. Come on and Kate. Hello, Hello, Okay,
Speaker 3: you've got a bedet. Yes, what can you tell us
Speaker 3: about it?
Speaker 15: Oh, it's pretty basic.
Speaker 8: It's just a hose, and I just it's so much better.
Speaker 9: Like my philosophy is why WI all that stuff into you?
Speaker 6: Why not wash it off?
Speaker 3: And then we'll put that on the billboard. Wait that stuff.
Speaker 4: Don't push in.
Speaker 3: You're right, it's a philosophy. Came enough.
Speaker 4: So you say you just have a hose.
Speaker 9: I didn't.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I didn't need a plumber. I attached it myself,
Speaker 12: and yeah I can adjust the pressure.
Speaker 4: That's about it, which is now picturing like a gard
Speaker 4: from the window.
Speaker 10: Into the like you said, were like the kitchen spray.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the mixer tap. I got you all right? Okay, bye,
Speaker 3: thank you very much sharing your run live philosophy there
Speaker 3: as well. Let's go to Gay. Good morning Gay. Hello, hello, right,
Speaker 3: well can you tell us about your bidet?
Speaker 13: Well, Christian, I don't have a bidet, but friends of
Speaker 13: mine have a Toto toilet.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 13: Which is the Rolls Royce of toilets. It is unbelievable.
Speaker 13: You walk in the door and the seat goes up
Speaker 13: and then you can hate the seat. It's got a
Speaker 13: front wash button, a backwash button, a drying button, a
Speaker 13: cool at people disappear into the.
Speaker 3: What what's happened? What's happening? Beat mix is like a remix.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like you love the toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you love that Toto? Have you used it?
Speaker 3: I wait there, wait they put her online too. This
Speaker 3: is like radios equipment by the way of Control lawds elite.
Speaker 3: This probably won't work, but it's the only thing we
Speaker 3: can do right now. Okay, you're online too, Let's see
Speaker 3: if that helps.
Speaker 13: Is there any better Christian?
Speaker 7: It is?
Speaker 9: It is.
Speaker 4: But when you start telling us the features of the toilet,
Speaker 4: somebody wants to intercept.
Speaker 13: I'm not surprised. They probably want to break into the
Speaker 13: house and steal them.
Speaker 3: Have away with that total. So again, review the Kansas.
Speaker 13: You can hate this. It has a front wash button,
Speaker 13: backwash sidewash. Yes, it's a heated air button. You can
Speaker 13: have cool air or warm air and automatically flushes. Going there,
Speaker 13: it's right next to their dining room, and people go, it's.
Speaker 4: The head of the table.
Speaker 3: I'd want a little hat. It's bloody brilliant.
Speaker 4: You enjoy it in there.
Speaker 10: Exactly.
Speaker 13: You can talk to people.
Speaker 3: I know that sounds. There's no place like home, There's
Speaker 3: no place.
Speaker 13: Like it is the height of opulence.
Speaker 3: Oh my sounds it did you not think about getting
Speaker 3: on yourself? Or they are small fortune to get one
Speaker 3: of these?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think I might have to mortgage my house
Speaker 13: actually works for quantas and he brought it back from overseas.
Speaker 3: I thought you could say it ripped out one of
Speaker 3: the plates or something diamond class or platinum class.
Speaker 13: The thousands and thousands of dollars, but the.
Speaker 3: Gay gay Jackson's had to look live on Google right now.
Speaker 4: Three thousand dollars for the backside.
Speaker 3: Ninety thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: That's that's for the Toto near rest x H two
Speaker 4: Japanese bide toilet sweet.
Speaker 3: This is why Kate just got a host five and
Speaker 3: he gets snack. That's not a euphemism.
Speaker 4: Amazing. I really want to fill on this thing.
Speaker 3: I want to try it now. Has anyone by the way,
Speaker 3: where do your friends live? Do they think they might
Speaker 3: have checked there one day? I want to go now,
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: You can come to want to come eighteen.
Speaker 2: We'll all go.
Speaker 3: We all have a coach load of us big where
Speaker 3: I'm serious?
Speaker 5: Where?
Speaker 3: Where do they live, Gay, Where are they?
Speaker 13: They live in Sydney. Unfortunately I'm going on there tomorrow
Speaker 13: simply to use this.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Gay? We love chatting to you
Speaker 3: so much almost my cheeks are aching them laughing. You're
Speaker 3: going to be already this week's cool of the week.
Speaker 2: We know.
Speaker 3: Do call a week when you won a thousand dollars,
Speaker 3: you've only got getting another thirty two thousand. You can
Speaker 3: have the Toto. It's a deposit. Oh, what a treat
Speaker 3: you are? Gay? Oh I want your little friend line Gay.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you are one thousand dollars Call of the week.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your money. That was a great call, Gay, Thank
Speaker 3: you very much.
Speaker 13: You cheated us up my pleasure.
Speaker 3: All right, call the week well thanks to Mercedes Benz
Speaker 3: Berrick Victoria's most awarded Mercedes Benz retailer. The question we
Speaker 3: need to ask now does everyone? Does anyone own a Toto?
Speaker 2: If you do?
Speaker 3: Nine four one four one o four three, and also
Speaker 3: where do you live?
Speaker 1: I'm coming round the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Here's what needs to happen. It's very clear now we
Speaker 3: need to come back tomorrow and give away the days. Seriously,
Speaker 3: I will consider myself a failure as a radio host.
Speaker 3: If I don't actually start to give away these amazing items.
Speaker 3: Who knew they were that great? Bid days tomorrow by
Speaker 3: day a day on the show. We should start to
Speaker 3: give them away. I've already texted rober Ian s. I
Speaker 3: haven't even said Happy New Year to him because we're
Speaker 3: going to rush. I just said, do you have biddays?
Speaker 2: Like him?
Speaker 3: A rude customer?
Speaker 2: Do you have bed? Days?
Speaker 3: Were just that parks around here? No one's come up
Speaker 3: to ask if I need anything? For five minutes. You
Speaker 3: and the adverts with the pearly white teeth, do you
Speaker 3: do the days? Poor guy in a meeting? What why
Speaker 3: is he talking about the days? Is he back?
Speaker 4: Were you talking about him? Because we've heard about the
Speaker 4: bid day of all bidets? The Toto Toto?
Speaker 3: All right, so we're trying to find out if anyone
Speaker 3: use to Toto? Do you know anyone with one? We
Speaker 3: actually have We're not making this up. We actually have
Speaker 3: an anonymous score on the line. Now, Hello, Anonymous, Hello,
Speaker 3: good morning, how are you? I'm good? So happy New Year, Anonymous,
Speaker 3: and tell us about the Toto.
Speaker 2: So well.
Speaker 10: First of all, it's amazing I have used it to confirm.
Speaker 10: I've actually used a number of Japanese automated toilets. I've
Speaker 10: been to Japan a number of times, but this one
Speaker 10: absolutely is the cream of the crop. It has a
Speaker 10: console beside it, so when you first walk into the rooms,
Speaker 10: I could set the scene You're first walking into the
Speaker 10: bathroom and the lid comes up. You don't even have
Speaker 10: to touch it.
Speaker 12: The seat is warmed.
Speaker 10: The console on the side gives you all of the
Speaker 10: controls that you could ever possibly want, all the things
Speaker 10: that the previous caller was talking about. The front wash wash, yep,
Speaker 10: the drying, you don't you don't have to touch anything.
Speaker 10: It's just incredible. So I can highly recommend giving it
Speaker 10: a go.
Speaker 4: Okay, and where is this TOTO that you know about.
Speaker 10: It's in a suite a Crown Casino, a Crown Towers specifically.
Speaker 10: And I know this because I know someone that is
Speaker 10: a resident in there for part of the year. So
Speaker 10: I have been in have used it. It's wonderful.
Speaker 3: Now in terms of Mark's out of ten, is going
Speaker 3: up and saying ten out of ten not actually an
Speaker 3: accurate way to describe the experience. Is it beyond that.
Speaker 2: Way?
Speaker 1: Beyond the rolls Royce of toilets.
Speaker 10: It's really hard to describe until you actually feel the
Speaker 10: water shooting from.
Speaker 4: We want to feel it, we want to feel it.
Speaker 3: It's tweaching right now. It's like, please, where is this?
Speaker 3: Where is this experience?
Speaker 4: So, Anonymous caller, your mysterious friend, he lives part time
Speaker 4: in Crown Tower.
Speaker 3: Is he in the house right now? Is he in
Speaker 3: the tower?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 3: He is now. Is is there any way you think
Speaker 3: that you could organize anyway for a Jack and I
Speaker 3: to get into the tower to sort of.
Speaker 10: I can certainly ask a question. Yeah, you know, a
Speaker 10: private person, so he can ask a question.
Speaker 4: He doesn't have to go to the toilet, work just us.
Speaker 3: Well, he can go for a walk. Yeah, you have
Speaker 3: a coffee. Doesn't even need to be there. You just
Speaker 3: need to usher Jack and I in. We each have
Speaker 3: five minutes each, you know, to really review this, and
Speaker 3: then we're gone. He doesn't even need to know about it.
Speaker 10: I'll ask the question. I'll let you know what he says.
Speaker 3: All right, Anonymous, thank you very very much. Hopefully we
Speaker 3: speak tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks guys.
Speaker 3: All right, so we're moving on to Patsy's news that
Speaker 3: would have the time waste. So but I'm serious, we
Speaker 3: need to start giving away for days and I need
Speaker 3: to sit on that Toto.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: One of you has experienced the Toto.
Speaker 17: Hi, Christian, I am ringing to let you know that
Speaker 17: I have found a Toto in the top level of
Speaker 17: the softatel in the sweets up there. I stayed there
Speaker 17: and I had a problem in my room and got
Speaker 17: upgraded to the top suite and there she was in
Speaker 17: through these squass doors you open up in a marble
Speaker 17: bathroom and there's a debate. I've used her and she's sweet.
Speaker 17: I'll give her five stars.
Speaker 3: Ow we And there she was the Toto, the holy Grail.
Speaker 3: We just need to get our backsides up right to
Speaker 3: the top of that. So have you ever been more
Speaker 3: envious of something no one experience? If they were talking
Speaker 3: about an amazing bed, I wouldn't be bothered. But this
Speaker 3: the way that we're hearing these first hand accounts from
Speaker 3: from who do we just have Charlene as well and anonymous?
Speaker 3: Are they saying it's it's incredible, it's an amazing experience.
Speaker 3: We have to try it out this week. Okay, today's
Speaker 3: time waste stuff Today when you're at work. Thank your
Speaker 3: fellow office colleagues. Thank you colleagues, Thank you office colleagues.
Speaker 3: It's Thanking office Workerday. Every year, Japan holds a Wheelichair
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Speaker 3: hundred meter track take each other on. They come from
Speaker 3: all over the country to race and win a ninety
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Speaker 4: Okay, when do we do in our penny farthing? Gres
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Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 3: Some comedy happening right now?
Speaker 4: Guys, I thought it's whole punch.
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Speaker 1: You said, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, let's mark the time waster office bands, bands
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Speaker 4: Take it out of the petty field.
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Speaker 4: That's the winner.
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Speaker 1: The other one this morning a brighter you're listening to
Speaker 1: the Christian o'crls show podcast.
Speaker 3: We found out that the Backstreet Boys were coming on
Speaker 3: tour to Australia. It's meant to be last year, COVID
Speaker 3: you know the rest of it. That time is now
Speaker 3: this year twenty twenty three is now they're here in March.
Speaker 3: Jack and I said, why don't we do a Backstreet
Speaker 3: Boys Boys Night out where we take it out of
Speaker 3: you guys. Guys is having a good time enjoying the
Speaker 3: Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 2: It's on.
Speaker 3: It's a thing. It's gonna be happening day for diary
Speaker 3: March the first, first first of March, Wednesday Night. It's
Speaker 3: the new Friday Night. It's the b day of weeknights. Okay,
Speaker 3: but yeah, Backstreet Boys Boys Night is going to be
Speaker 3: a thing in March, first of March. We're starting the
Speaker 3: ticket giveaway the next couple weeks. I can't believe we're
Speaker 3: actually finally going to go and get see the boys.
Speaker 4: We don't even know how we'll give them away yet,
Speaker 4: but I should still let us know if you're interested
Speaker 4: to come along on the Boys Night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so excited. You know what we should do
Speaker 3: is the winners we put them in a WhatsApp group.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know why Big coming Down, especially really Big
Speaker 3: come Down. Why would they want to be in a
Speaker 3: WhatsApp group? Got the Backstreet Boys boys now? Because I
Speaker 3: know you do, That's why. And the big prizes don't
Speaker 3: end there, my friends tomorrow morning on this show. Haven't
Speaker 3: got any formal arrangement yet with robery in this, but
Speaker 3: if you build it your backside. Can't have that be
Speaker 3: day tomorrow on the show, Winner the Day a Day,
Speaker 3: Start your Bday right with the bedets and.
Speaker 4: Then everyone who wins a Beday will put in a
Speaker 4: WhatsApp group.
Speaker 3: Experience day. We need to finish now. It's all been
Speaker 3: a bit giddy today, like imagine too much sugar. There's
Speaker 3: been a lot of sweet names are from the corners today.
Speaker 3: Thank you very very much so to on the show.
Speaker 3: Mark my words. We'll be back tomorrow morning and you
Speaker 3: will be winning bdays. Start your Beiday rights.
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