Speaker 1: Britt, Laura, and come on.
Speaker 2: Everybody.
Speaker 3: Happy Friday, Friday.
Speaker 4: Everyone got a big weekend for everyone this week, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Mitch and I have the Achres, which is the radio Awards.
Speaker 4: I say Mitch and I because Laura is choosing to
Speaker 4: go on a cruise instead of the ass.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, we we all have the Acress because we.
Speaker 3: Britt, you and I are nominated.
Speaker 1: We're all we'minated, We're all good.
Speaker 3: She's not even going, but she doesn't care about you.
Speaker 5: Mitch, hey boy over there with man tits, what did
Speaker 5: you do on this show?
Speaker 3: Shut up? Why would you put those words in my mouth?
Speaker 4: Laura and I are nominated for the Best Podcast Hosts, which.
Speaker 3: Is pretty cool.
Speaker 5: Best best segment on my night shot?
Speaker 3: So who are you against?
Speaker 5: Show with Mitch Cheery? I two radio shows. I also
Speaker 5: I've got a dreamal fatigue.
Speaker 2: You are also one of my best friends. That's right,
Speaker 2: Yes you are sweet. No, that was not me confirming that.
Speaker 2: I was like, whatever, anyway you want cruise, Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: out of here or even here.
Speaker 3: I'm going on a cruise. I'm not going to be
Speaker 3: at the Achras.
Speaker 2: And if we do win, brit because it's like us together.
Speaker 2: Can you just like photo shop my head on the trophy?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not? Can you take it? If you're on the cruise,
Speaker 3: it'saw me. You're going to pretend like I don't exists. Worry,
Speaker 3: thank you all for voting for me. Britney.
Speaker 1: No, no this year. I just read the invite. There's
Speaker 1: no acceptance speeches. They cut them, so the perception is
Speaker 1: that you've kind of falling out. It's Britt's just going
Speaker 1: to walk up get the award.
Speaker 3: You're not going to win.
Speaker 5: Who are you again? Wiggle cast? What's on the show today?
Speaker 5: Massive show? It's so exciting.
Speaker 3: Next coming up next?
Speaker 2: This is a family cruise I'm going on, but we're
Speaker 2: talking family secrets. What would you do if you found
Speaker 2: out your father in law was having an affair drama,
Speaker 2: I'd go on.
Speaker 5: A family cruise with him. It's next on the pick up.
Speaker 2: What would you do if you found out that your
Speaker 2: father in law or you had a sneaking suspicion that
Speaker 2: your father in law was having an affair with whom?
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 5: What would you what do you find like like the
Speaker 5: panties in the bed or no?
Speaker 2: Okay, so he hear this out all right, there's a
Speaker 2: woman who was on her father in law's phone. Now
Speaker 2: he's been married for thirty five years. They are happily married.
Speaker 2: They are the picture perfect couple.
Speaker 4: Happily asterix, No, happily, it's got to be an asterix.
Speaker 3: Apparently.
Speaker 6: So she.
Speaker 2: So, this woman was on her father in law's phone
Speaker 2: and she was installing something on there, a new app,
Speaker 2: some sort of like security where whatever. She's quite techy,
Speaker 2: quite a techy young thing, and she saw that there
Speaker 2: was a well she saw that there was like you know,
Speaker 2: when you can hide apps and you can hide things.
Speaker 2: So somehow she was in an area where you can
Speaker 2: hide apps in your phone.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, she finds that the dad has a dating app
Speaker 2: downloaded and is in his phone.
Speaker 3: Wow, what do you do in this situation?
Speaker 2: If you find out that your father in law, married
Speaker 2: thirty five years, has dating apps hidden on his phone?
Speaker 2: Do you tell your husband? Do you tell the father
Speaker 2: in law that you know? Do you tell the wife?
Speaker 2: Do you get involved? Well, everyone, don't jump at me
Speaker 2: at one.
Speaker 4: Sorry, you just posed a humongous question to us. We're
Speaker 4: just giving a second to think about it. I would
Speaker 4: think I'd probably be like, hey, I'm just running some
Speaker 4: stories checks on your phone. Do you want me to
Speaker 4: delete these apps that you don't use? Like the dating
Speaker 4: app that you've got here?
Speaker 1: No, see what he says. I like that, brit But
Speaker 1: I play. I'd play mind games. I'd be like, God,
Speaker 1: this fire needs a bit more tender, and I'd look
Speaker 1: at him or it goes there's a bee out there,
Speaker 1: listen to it, he says.
Speaker 3: Plenty offiich lately, Oh that was good work.
Speaker 5: Is a Christian? He's mingling.
Speaker 3: Christian is a mingle. Hey, do you guys liked your
Speaker 3: coffee grinder?
Speaker 5: That was a ground the worst one. But yeah, that's
Speaker 5: what we do. Why what happened? Did she confront is this?
Speaker 3: This is the big question. This is the conundrum.
Speaker 2: She's asking for help because she doesn't know what to
Speaker 2: do and feels like she's uncovered a family secret. For example,
Speaker 2: maybe he's having an affair, or alternatively, maybe the thirty
Speaker 2: five year marriage is also very happy because they're swingers
Speaker 2: and they're having an open relationship.
Speaker 3: That's also a possibility.
Speaker 2: Imagine uncovering that your parents are having an open relationship.
Speaker 4: An app is not hidden if you're in an open relationship.
Speaker 2: It might be hidden because you don't want your kids
Speaker 2: to see it. For that reason, you know, you don't
Speaker 2: want anyone else to know that you're in an open relationship.
Speaker 1: I think stay out because my family, the Cheery family,
Speaker 1: had a family mystery that now we all know about,
Speaker 1: and it's ruined it family family secret.
Speaker 5: I've got one to you want. I think I've spoken
Speaker 5: about it on the show before.
Speaker 3: Oh, I know what it is.
Speaker 5: I'm Cheery, Mitch Cheery right.
Speaker 3: What was your old last name? Mitch Chowie, Mitch chow with.
Speaker 5: Cowry, Cowrie.
Speaker 3: Your whole name got changed.
Speaker 5: I had a great great great great great grandfather.
Speaker 1: I didn't know him, and he killed someone in my family,
Speaker 1: another family member. He was cleaning his rifle and got
Speaker 1: away with it, and he was rubbished in the local
Speaker 1: town that we lived in. So he had to change
Speaker 1: the spelling of his surname, and ever since then jury
Speaker 1: has been spelled the way it is now.
Speaker 5: What country was this in?
Speaker 3: I think Australia for some reason, I pictured your family
Speaker 3: from Denmark.
Speaker 1: No, my Grandpather born in Egypt and in Netherlands. It's
Speaker 1: a whole thing. It's also irrelevant to the story, but
Speaker 1: we've got to call Jade's something happened to your family
Speaker 1: mystery secret?
Speaker 7: So both my nan and pop Austrian, which I don't
Speaker 7: really think much of that. I'm quite common for people
Speaker 7: to marry people from the same country is mine. Nane
Speaker 7: passed away second and during that I think a couple
Speaker 7: of people noticed that her maiden name was the same
Speaker 7: as her married name, and then it was revealed that
Speaker 7: they were actually first cousin.
Speaker 2: Oh, that a secret, that should remain a secret.
Speaker 3: But it's actually legal. Yeah, just because it's legal doesn't
Speaker 3: make it right.
Speaker 4: But it's legal, so it's not wrong morally. Morally maybe,
Speaker 4: but like technically, they didn't do anything wrong.
Speaker 2: They didn't do anything wrong. Secrets don't have to necessarily
Speaker 2: be wrong. But there could be something that you don't
Speaker 2: want everyone to know.
Speaker 5: Inst in all them.
Speaker 3: That's not a statement.
Speaker 5: No, genealogically speaking.
Speaker 4: No, that's actually also incorrect.
Speaker 1: That's why I heard it happened in my family because
Speaker 1: of his insects. They found out they were cousins. Any Way,
Speaker 1: I can't handle it. I don't.
Speaker 3: Did they kill me?
Speaker 1: No? No, five hundred dollars cash to spend a chemist
Speaker 1: were house up for grabs before four pm on the
Speaker 1: show as well. All Right, something miraculous has happened, Laurie.
Speaker 1: You just got to witness it in the ads. The
Speaker 1: penny has finally dropped on a prank that I have
Speaker 1: been running on Britney Hockley for about seven days now.
Speaker 3: I just want to say, I knew the whole time,
Speaker 3: did you really? I suspected.
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was a whole premeditated thing that
Speaker 4: you were trying to work out for radio, but I
Speaker 4: did suspect that he was teasing, right, his boyfriend Steven.
Speaker 1: But my boyfriend Stephen just followed Britt on Instagram. Right,
Speaker 1: and you post, you know, you post all the time
Speaker 1: on Instagram and he's twenty two.
Speaker 5: You were thirty eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Sorry, but you know, we've joked that the generation gap
Speaker 1: is noticeable.
Speaker 5: It's palpable. He's gen Z.
Speaker 2: It's very noticeable because of all of the terminology, the
Speaker 2: gen Z terminology that's been coming out recently.
Speaker 3: That's where the big gaps I think are happened.
Speaker 1: Yes, Laura, and he knows all the gen Z terminology.
Speaker 1: And he started commenting on Britney's Instagram Slay queen.
Speaker 3: He's used a lot of things, a lot of everyone
Speaker 3: knows slay queen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's used a lot of acronyms, and like he
Speaker 4: just plays.
Speaker 5: It up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's comments on BRIT's Instagram to the point where
Speaker 1: she understands it, but barely. So on the weekend, my
Speaker 1: boyfriend Stephen went, why don't I comment something so obscurely
Speaker 1: gen z that she won't understand and that will confuse
Speaker 1: her and she'll have to google.
Speaker 5: I'm like, do it?
Speaker 1: So he commented on BRIT's Instagram looking very DTI. This
Speaker 1: is the moment that the penny dropped for Brit that
Speaker 1: we were pranking her. This happened like ten minutes ago
Speaker 1: in the ads.
Speaker 5: Ready to listen to this.
Speaker 3: I knew it was a test, Mitch. What did he say?
Speaker 4: So he wrote on my picture very DTI coded with
Speaker 4: some like emojis.
Speaker 3: Producer Grace Nose, Okay, can I tell you what I
Speaker 3: think it is?
Speaker 5: We'll have a guess.
Speaker 4: I thought it was down to something, but now I'm
Speaker 4: going to and I know You're going to cringe so
Speaker 4: hard because I don't think this.
Speaker 3: Is it dressed to impress.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is it is do you know
Speaker 2: the context of what dress to impress means?
Speaker 3: What just means I look good?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Oh it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Oh oh no, no.
Speaker 4: It does, but the youth have made it something.
Speaker 1: Dressed to Impress is a game where you dress women
Speaker 1: up and then you walk them down a catwalk. It's
Speaker 1: on Roadblocks, a game built for children, and Grace plays it.
Speaker 5: You thought about it.
Speaker 1: I play it, and my boyfriend Stephen plays it, and
Speaker 1: then it's just dress to Impress. You look like a model.
Speaker 1: So he's just saying, like, you look like a model.
Speaker 4: I mean us OLDI is just used to say that
Speaker 4: to people if they looked dressed up, we'd be like, oh,
Speaker 4: you've dressed to impress.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a roadblock game.
Speaker 5: I think it's Roadblock Roadblock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it's roadblock whatever.
Speaker 3: I don't play no video games.
Speaker 4: Well at least they figured it out, So sorry, Stephen,
Speaker 4: I have one up on you.
Speaker 5: You know what you need to do.
Speaker 1: You need to go on his Instagram now and comment like,
Speaker 1: calculator nowspaper really old.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm going to do.
Speaker 4: I'm going to think I'm gonna do a whole sentence
Speaker 4: in my head and then just and then just write
Speaker 4: it in like a really hard to understand way, and
Speaker 4: see what he.
Speaker 2: Does what you just mean, using full words with no abbreviations,
Speaker 2: actually doing the exact spelling of words.
Speaker 3: And then he'll be like, what on earth is that?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 4: Kids, imagine how much I'll throw him if I use punctuations.
Speaker 5: Oh, he'll be.
Speaker 1: Done for days, all right, Next, five hundred dollars cashini
Speaker 1: to spend a chemist.
Speaker 5: Wahini, I'm just talking like a gen ztor. That's not easy, chemist.
Speaker 1: There is no some moneies zero to drop on dosh
Speaker 1: on kem on cw Okay.
Speaker 2: We've got five hundred dollars speed to spend a chemists
Speaker 2: warehouse for a little wins.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, we need to give out, as we
Speaker 1: do every Friday, a cheeky little cash injection of five
Speaker 1: hundred bucks to spend a chemists ware house.
Speaker 3: We love this.
Speaker 2: This is your little winds, not your big wins of
Speaker 2: the week, not the stuff that everyone celebrates. We want
Speaker 2: to celebrate those small little milestones that usually just go unnoticed.
Speaker 2: To be honest, if you got engaged too big, too big,
Speaker 2: obviously you get a free chicken nugget and a McDonald's.
Speaker 5: Little Win, Little Win, that's what we want, five hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Let's give it out. Jody. Hello, what's your little win
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 6: Hi. So I have a veggie patch and I've been
Speaker 6: trying to grow strawberries for like two years, and as
Speaker 6: soon as they start to get the tiny sit of
Speaker 6: red on them, the crows come in and they steal them.
Speaker 6: But I actually had a full grown strawberry this week,
Speaker 6: just one, and it was delicious.
Speaker 3: This one, this one, someone else. I'm a bit of
Speaker 3: a plant person, like I love my plants. I have
Speaker 3: a little vegie patch garden.
Speaker 2: Strawberries are the most ungiving, like vegetable slash fruit you
Speaker 2: could ever try.
Speaker 7: Well, you just to grow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you spend all this money on buying the plant,
Speaker 2: which is probably the same amount as a punnet of strawberries,
Speaker 2: and then you barely get a single strawberry out of it.
Speaker 3: And there's so much effort.
Speaker 4: I think if you're an actual strawberry farmer and you
Speaker 4: know what you're doing, it's lucrative.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And the one strawberry, though, was like the most delicious
Speaker 6: strawbery I've ever had.
Speaker 5: By definition. That's a good good win.
Speaker 3: Joe great win.
Speaker 5: You're in the running a Lina, Hello, what's your little
Speaker 5: winn of thee?
Speaker 4: Good afternoon. My little wind is getting a good night sleep.
Speaker 6: My husband just got a seapap machine and there's no
Speaker 6: more snoring and it's sleep.
Speaker 3: He's a very good wind.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm a seapat boy. I sleep with my seapap every
Speaker 1: night and it changed my life. He's going to be
Speaker 1: a very unrritable man. You're going to have a new
Speaker 1: man in your life.
Speaker 3: So oxygenated.
Speaker 4: I Mitch and I went away together at Christmas and
Speaker 4: we had to share a room and I had to
Speaker 4: share it with Mitchenie seapat machine, and I can confirm
Speaker 4: you don't get a good night sleep.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's the opposite.
Speaker 2: She's saying he got one, and now she's getting you
Speaker 2: heard machine, Laura. It sounds dark, Vader.
Speaker 3: I think it sounds like white.
Speaker 5: Noise, to be fair. Mine was the travel one, which
Speaker 5: is a lot louder.
Speaker 3: The travel one is great.
Speaker 1: It's old school, Oh Joe, I hope it gets better
Speaker 1: at Lana. It's better than snoring, though.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's still a lot quieter than what he's snoring ones.
Speaker 6: But this is great.
Speaker 1: All right, good, unless you want more any high. What's
Speaker 1: your little win of the week.
Speaker 6: Hello, my little winn of the week was guessing the
Speaker 6: word all in one guess.
Speaker 3: That is remarkable, rain Man. What was the word?
Speaker 6: I think it's a big win.
Speaker 3: It was Monday's word with flower flower.
Speaker 5: That's that's elite flower.
Speaker 3: She's counting the letters. Word was five, no flowers in
Speaker 3: flower like counted the words. And then and he goes, she's.
Speaker 1: Lying because words five. And I'm like, she wants the
Speaker 1: money and she's making this up for free. Chemist way House.
Speaker 2: Yes, but when you said I'm not an idiot, Yes
Speaker 2: there's two flowers, I thought it was the flower clearly
Speaker 2: clearly going all right, who's getting the money?
Speaker 5: What do I look?
Speaker 2: I know you want to do seap hat machine and
Speaker 2: I want to do strawberry.
Speaker 5: Why all right, let's do word them. We're yes, I
Speaker 5: went any five hundred bucks Chemist ware House.
Speaker 6: Yours, Oh my god, amazing, so welcome.
Speaker 3: It's because you're a genius. You deserve it.
Speaker 5: We'll think about it. Jody's got strawberries.
Speaker 1: Alana got a good night's sleep, and then any really
Speaker 1: didn't get anything.
Speaker 3: If she gets there, she got the bragging rights.
Speaker 2: Okay, she got a knute strawberry is gone now and
Speaker 2: she's going to have to over all right, Well yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you ver much.
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Speaker 1: We will see you all on Monday. Have a great weekend,
Speaker 1: look after yourself. You can podcast the show if you
Speaker 1: missed it all week. Otherwise, we will see you Monday
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Speaker 3: We will have a good weekend everyone. Bye bye,