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Speaker 1: Good morning. It's a Christian o'connall show podcast showtime.

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Speaker 2: You're like an ape.

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Speaker 3: You no longer live in Richmond, you now live in.

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 1: More Cabbage, The Christian no connall Show on Gold one

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Welcome to the show on Christian O'Connor. Good morning,

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Speaker 4: Jack Bos, Good morning, Christian. Good morning, Patrina, Pats Jones.

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Speaker 2: Hi boys, how are you?

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Speaker 4: This show owes you an apology. This show owes you

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Speaker 4: an apology for the first first time ever. But we

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Speaker 4: whole art apology. Yesterday we poop poo poo poo your

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Speaker 4: love of cabbage, and I think I actually said, I

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Speaker 4: think you're the only person in the world who loves

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Speaker 4: cabbage that much. Turns out a lot more people love

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Speaker 4: cabbage than don't like cabbage. I don't know if you

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Speaker 4: saw our Facebook page.

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Speaker 2: No I haven't. I'm going to have a look now.

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Speaker 4: Well, you'll be very happy to find out that ninety

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Speaker 4: seven point one percent of the people commenting about the

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Speaker 4: cabbage chat we had yesterday are overwhelmingly I mean, people

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Speaker 4: love cabbage.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 4: To me, it just seems like a very blandy, kind

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Speaker 4: of soury thing.

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Speaker 3: Oh n, I still remember mum feeding as cabbage as

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Speaker 3: kids like dry wrenching and.

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Speaker 4: Like, yeah, even the smell of boiled cabbage and that

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Speaker 4: texture of it as well. Swedes a bit like that

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Speaker 4: as well, you know, sort of rubbish and vegetables. The

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Speaker 4: only good way to eat vegetables by melting a lot

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Speaker 4: of cheese over like couliflower cheese also. But it's loved,

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Speaker 4: isn't it because of the cheese, You know, cheese. I

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Speaker 4: don't think even cheese could make cabbage. Nice to me,

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Speaker 4: But Patsy, honestly, we owe you an apology. It turns

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Speaker 4: out a lot of people love cabbage.

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Speaker 2: Oh I love that.

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Speaker 4: On the way into work today, right, it was at

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Speaker 4: a punt road and I was looking in the car

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Speaker 4: next to me. We're both the lead car. When you're

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Speaker 4: the lead car at the lead of the lane, right

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Speaker 4: the front of the queue at the traffic lights, it's

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Speaker 4: pole position. I feel the responsibility as well to all

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Speaker 4: the people behind me. I don't want them stressed and

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Speaker 4: thinking is this guy going to be ready to go?

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm ready.

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Speaker 3: To go exactly.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, but when I'm there,

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Speaker 4: I almost say to the universe I'm ready for this moment.

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Speaker 4: I can handle it. I feel like winding down my

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Speaker 4: window and I've got it. Everyone ready, my come on.

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Speaker 3: And it's not about speeding off land speed record.

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Speaker 4: That's an idiot.

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Speaker 3: But you are trying. As soon as it changes bang,

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Speaker 3: you're into the acceleration and I want them.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. I'm a professional people pleaser.

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Speaker 4: I want to think that guy did that brilliantly.

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Speaker 3: At the next two is that unknown driver. Hopefully at

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Speaker 3: the next light, somebody that was behind you pulls up

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Speaker 3: window and goes, I saw what you did.

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Speaker 4: That was really good. Yeah, it's not about the rapid

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Speaker 4: acceleration where people just go idiot. Okay, it's about it.

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Speaker 4: It's almost immediate. They shouldn't have to go. Get ready

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Speaker 4: to do the horn. And by the way, we need

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Speaker 4: two different types of horn. We need the horn that

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Speaker 4: we're giving in the car. There needs to be a

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Speaker 4: milder one for traffic lights as well. But anyway, I'm

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Speaker 4: pole position. Okay, so I'm already I'm poised, you know,

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Speaker 4: the guy next to me. I can see he's distracted.

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Speaker 4: He's distract he's letting down everybody else. But that's his story. Okay, mine,

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Speaker 4: is I take this seriously? People behind me? Okay, I

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Speaker 4: will not.

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Speaker 3: You're only in charge of your lane.

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Speaker 4: Well, well, I've got my people. Okay, I'm Moses. I'm

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Speaker 4: going to part these traffic lights for us, and we're

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Speaker 4: going on their life? Who they are? Yeah, just looking

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Speaker 4: ten minutes past six, if we were to take a

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Speaker 4: polaroid of everyone listening to the show right now, wherever

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Speaker 4: you are, you know, if it were just to take

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Speaker 4: a snapshot, a polaroid picture of what you're up to

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Speaker 4: right now? What would it actually say? So please just

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Speaker 4: let the show note right now, what exactly are you

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Speaker 4: up to? Doesn't have to be incredible, It doesn't need

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Speaker 4: to be funny or anything. Just the truth. What exactly

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Let's think of this as like we're peering through the

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Speaker 4: heaven't bit we could ever do this? We're peering through

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Speaker 4: It sounds a bit creepy, but I'll carry on with

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Speaker 4: this in any way. We're peering through the speakers at you. Okay,

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Speaker 4: what would we see right now? Cry out? Lad? Put

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Speaker 4: some clothes on? What will we see? What are you

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Speaker 4: up to right now? Just tell us the truth? We

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Speaker 4: exactly what are you doing right now? Why are you

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Speaker 4: listening to us? You can call us nine four one

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Speaker 4: four one o four three, or you can text if

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Speaker 4: it's easier. Oh, four seven five three one oh four three. Morning,

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Speaker 4: I'm making my magic juice better known as coffee. That's

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Speaker 4: some Dana Matt's a garbo two hours, two hours into

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Speaker 4: a shift already, Well, we're just stumbling on it right

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Speaker 4: now I'm lying in the bed in the dark with

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Speaker 4: my cat asleep on me, listening to you guys on

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Speaker 4: the iHeartRadio app. Jen, Good morning, Laura is breastfeeding her

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Speaker 4: little one month old baby. Congratulations on a little bove.

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Speaker 4: That's amazing. Listening to us. Also on the iHeartRadio app, Christian,

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Speaker 4: I just finished delivering the newspapers around Roeville area. That's

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Speaker 4: some Jackie Jackie's a kid or is it an adult

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Speaker 3: No, my dad used to as a weekend job to

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry Australia. This is so cute. There are adults

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Speaker 4: here deliver newspapers. I've never seen this. You don't have

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Speaker 4: this in England. It's a charle's job. Really.

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Speaker 3: What's her name, Jackie Jackie? I bet you're an adult

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Speaker 3: and well done for the work you do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's incredible. All right, he's picking up there like

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Speaker 4: a frontline worker. Thank you for your service, Jackie, delivering

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Speaker 4: us the Herald Sun in the morning. Christian. Right now,

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Speaker 4: I'm lying in bed, dog at my feet listening to

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Speaker 4: It's a great, great game that is on your phones.

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Speaker 4: Terry and Cranbourne. Christian, I'm sitting in my car in

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Speaker 4: the in the dark, shame eating and meat pie for breakfast.

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Speaker 4: What a great brace shame eating now proudly come on

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Speaker 4: enjoy that pie.

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Speaker 3: On yesterday show, we did what breakfast food you eat

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Speaker 3: at dinner? Maybe we do what dinner foods do you

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Speaker 3: eat breakfast? A separate topic.

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Speaker 4: That's from Billy. Let's go to lines right now. Good

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Speaker 4: morning Anne.

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Speaker 5: And Christian.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, An, welcome to the show. Good morning, good morning Yeah.

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Speaker 5: On the city. Currently sitting in bed listening listening to

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Speaker 5: the show. So I've got to get out a bit eventually,

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Speaker 5: about half past seven. So so what.

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Speaker 4: Why why why is your alarm set you up so

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Speaker 5: Well, I just thought sometimes I just automatically just wake

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Speaker 5: I also love I also love cabbage.

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Speaker 4: Great shout out to cabbage this morning as well.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, one sweet at cabbage.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great. So you're just going to lie in

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, because I have I have the radio one

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Speaker 4: All right, We're sending your prize, and thank you very

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Speaker 4: much for coding, and have a good day when eventually

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Speaker 4: get out to it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Shout out to Cabbage Rob.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Robin. What are you up to right now?

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Speaker 6: I'm not making friends?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you do?

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Speaker 6: I'm one of those people everyone loves to hate. A

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Speaker 4: Ah, you wander around with a little thing on your

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Speaker 6: Well, not so much on my head, but yeah, we

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Speaker 4: So actually, people will grass up neighbors or someone who's

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Speaker 6: Oh, regularly. They all love to hate us. But as

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Speaker 3: So you running a tip off right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? You work in a hot lead. Yes are you

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Speaker 4: would have to tell us where you're headed to?

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Speaker 6: Ah suffice to say out of southeastern suburbs will do

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Speaker 6: it right.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Patsy, I but you've done this.

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Speaker 3: Neighbors through your window.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet you've dobbed somebody. No, you are, You're

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Speaker 4: done this. I bet you have, Patsy. All right, Rob,

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Speaker 4: everyone's got to do a job, mate, Okay, take.

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Speaker 7: Care Roba, guys.

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Speaker 4: I bet you have, pats. I bet if you did

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Speaker 4: a light detective test, you you're that person is called

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Speaker 4: in to confess. Even someone who you're around there at

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Speaker 4: the weekend having a barbecue, doesn't matter, rules or rules.

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Speaker 3: One of your friends slightly off the driveway.

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Speaker 4: Chris her husband, that's his name, I believe is Christopher

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Speaker 4: Mix and like, good.

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Speaker 6: Morning, Mick, Good morning, guys.

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Speaker 4: How are you. I'm good Mick. I hope you well

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Speaker 4: this morning as well. And Mick, what are you up

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Speaker 4: to right now?

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Speaker 8: I'm sitting in my truck playing Space and Voters on

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Speaker 8: my fan.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, is it astro Wars? What kind of space invader

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Speaker 4: game you're playing? Oh?

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Speaker 7: What's the.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: I sprinklean right now, Christian, I'm enjoying my This is Vicky.

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Speaker 4: We agree, Christian. I'm sitting here. This is Karen, now

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Speaker 4: I'm doing my morning exercise routine. Have a great day,

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Speaker 1: Terry coome morning, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good Terry, and what are you up to? Right now?

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Speaker 9: I'm cleaning the leaf filters of a coin laundry while

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Speaker 4: To you guys, So just a public laundromat.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, they've plugged the shows through the speakers and I

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Speaker 9: It's a lot of fun to do that as well,

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Speaker 9: But like I said, sometimes you look in those fielders

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Speaker 3: And Terry, I'm guessing the big commercial units. The lint

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Speaker 4: Yes, gotcha, Terry, you're good man. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: To listen to a show, Nicole, I need to buddy. Bye. Uh,

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Speaker 4: going Scott. I didn't know here. I'm still learning. I'm

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Speaker 5: It's just basically all your sign agents and yeah.

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Speaker 7: We'll just see a lot of bulk bulk drops and

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Speaker 4: I'm guessing now all day you're not cycling around a

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Speaker 4: What's happened to us in twenty twenty. If you make

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Speaker 4: I'm now starting to think, could I get paper around

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Speaker 4: I got the VET bill the other day for Larry

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Speaker 2: My life as a mum during isolation has just turned

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Speaker 2: So she'll call out from the bedroom where she's remote schooling.

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Speaker 2: Hey mam, I've got another list. Yeah it's like now

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Speaker 4: Doesn't say you're on roller skates? Aren't you to get

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Speaker 3: No, you're right.

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Speaker 2: So she doesn't say anything because she's in the middle

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Speaker 4: But I just want to check what year we're in.

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Speaker 4: Did you just say publication? And I go to the

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Speaker 4: The monthly publication.

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Speaker 4: Right, One of the most recent issues. Can you grab

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Speaker 2: Number two the second point she wanted one of her

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Speaker 4: So, will there be a fresh load of demands today

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'll keep this if you like.

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Speaker 4: Does Jackie have a sun roof? Do you mean her

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Speaker 4: I don't know, Andrew and David, I'm not sure if

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Speaker 4: I'm very sorry. If you want to shout out or song,

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Speaker 4: You'll find us there on Facebook. Cabbage wore some of

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Speaker 4: to use it as much as you humuinly can out

439
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Speaker 4: my way to use cabbage we use cabbage as much

440
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Speaker 4: as we can. Sometimes italics now sometimes in place of

441
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Speaker 4: spaghetti in spaghetti bodognase.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting and revolting.

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Speaker 4: I mean, look, it's I understand, it's god. It's place

444
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Speaker 4: in Coldslaw and Chowmayne stuff a little bit of that,

445
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Speaker 4: But who wants it in set? Spaghetti and the Bolognase

446
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,520
Speaker 4: are best friends. Lennon McCartney. You take them apart. You

447
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 4: don't put cabbage in place of McCartney. It's as simple

448
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Speaker 4: as that. There's something wrong with the equation. Mister Pickford.

449
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Speaker 4: All right, some of your emails now for Lates La

450
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Speaker 4: Party yesterday. We're talking about pants splitting stories. This comes

451
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Speaker 4: from Catherine Christian. I was up a tree in the

452
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Speaker 4: pool where my pants split. Great start to an email.

453
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Speaker 4: Love that you're up a tree in Nepole when your

454
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Speaker 4: pants split. I was with three friends all up the

455
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Speaker 4: tree and a tourist guide in the jungle in the pool.

456
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Speaker 4: It was one soon time and really humid, and we

457
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Speaker 4: were sweating like crazy. The guide helped my friend. Then

458
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Speaker 4: I climb a tree to see some sloth bears. There

459
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Speaker 4: were no branches until shoulder heights, so he boosted my

460
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Speaker 4: friend up. Then he boosted me up, and as I

461
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Speaker 4: stretched my leg up, I heard the unmistakable massive tearing sound.

462
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Speaker 4: It's never a mild tearing sound. It's a real, big, massive,

463
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Speaker 4: as you say, here, Catherine, tearing sound. I pretended nothing happened.

464
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Speaker 4: I was right above the talk guy's head. The thing

465
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Speaker 4: was about half an hour before. My friend had suggested

466
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Speaker 4: not to wear underwear. Apparently when you go trekking in

467
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Speaker 4: the jungle as a sweat gather, yeah, chafing. Yeah, so

468
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Speaker 4: I'd taken them off. We still had about another hour's

469
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Speaker 4: walk and actually get down from the tree, don't forget,

470
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Speaker 4: and a boat ride to get to our destination. I

471
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Speaker 4: had a flappy backside. I'm sorry, Katherine O lady should

472
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Speaker 4: be left in that situation of having a flappy backside.

473
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Speaker 4: And then Claire emailed yesterday saying she wanted to take

474
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Speaker 4: part in yesterday's show with five to Tuesday about pants

475
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Speaker 4: spitting stories and suggests that we today actually do wardrobe

476
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Speaker 4: malfunctions because she said then she could take part. Claire

477
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Speaker 4: was running for a train and you know you've got

478
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Speaker 4: the rails in the middle sometimes of a stairway, where

479
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Speaker 4: to separate going up and coming down the guard, right,

480
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Speaker 4: I think they would call it she caught her dress.

481
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Speaker 4: She's running up it, sprinting at speed one morning on

482
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Speaker 4: the way to a big meeting, caught her dress on it.

483
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Speaker 4: And obviously, if it's a summer dress parts, you'd appreciate this.

484
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Speaker 4: The whole thing ripped away from her. All that's left

485
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Speaker 4: with her is bra and pants and the dress is

486
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Speaker 4: completely ripped it off, and so she had to carry

487
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Speaker 4: on huddling around herself, hugging herself. She should have walked

488
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Speaker 4: into a lady's clothes shop like she's been in a

489
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Speaker 4: tornado or hurricane or a wall. For the revenant, that's

490
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Speaker 4: happened to her all right after seven, then let's just

491
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Speaker 4: try there there. So yesterday we're talking about pants splitting stories.

492
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Speaker 4: There's two stories just about wardrobe malfunctions. What happened to

493
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Speaker 4: you was she's story about wardrobe malfunctions.

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Speaker 1: Christ You O'Connell show podcast.

495
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Speaker 4: On today's show. Then yesterday this time yesterday, I believe

496
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Speaker 4: on the show will we uh Chat, was just talking

497
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Speaker 4: about what he had for dinner the night before when

498
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Speaker 4: and perhaps he started telling us for what she had

499
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Speaker 4: and we got into talking about cabbage, and people start

500
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Speaker 4: calling about cabbage, and I googled fun facts about cabbage.

501
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,120
Speaker 4: You can google fun facts about anything that you'll see

502
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Speaker 4: all these things fun facts about There's tons of them.

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Speaker 4: And then I didn't have time to get into it yesterday,

504
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Speaker 4: but one caught my eye and I read it after

505
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Speaker 4: the show. It was the ten most interesting facts in

506
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Speaker 4: the World, and I was like, that's a really bold claims, like,

507
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Speaker 4: shut it down. Don't even come at me with any

508
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Speaker 4: other facts you might have. We've got them. Sit down,

509
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Speaker 4: We've got the ten the most interesting facts in the world.

510
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Speaker 4: I read it. I'm going to share it with you

511
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Speaker 4: later on this morning. Get ready to know what apparently

512
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Speaker 4: the most interesting facts in the world. Couple of them.

513
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Speaker 4: I guarantee you'll tell someone today one or two and

514
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Speaker 4: that they really are interesting. The rest of them, it's

515
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Speaker 4: sure about. But anyway, we'll get into that later. Right now.

516
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Speaker 4: Midweek scores Homenday, Wednesday. Think of Wednesday on this show

517
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Speaker 4: as halftime. You're going in at halftime middle of the week,

518
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Speaker 4: and it's a chance you to look back at the

519
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Speaker 4: Monday and Tuesday, maybe a bit of today as well.

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Speaker 4: The workout so far this week. Are you winning or

521
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Speaker 4: losing your week? What is your midweek scores? Jack? What's

522
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Speaker 4: it for you?

523
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Speaker 3: I am too kneel down at the moment. My wife

524
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Speaker 3: has set herself a goal this year of reading fifty

525
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Speaker 3: two books. That is a book a week.

526
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Speaker 4: She has started to that's intense. That's a lot. I mean,

527
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Speaker 4: I love reading, but a book a week, I know.

528
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Speaker 3: I think it's becoming to the point where it's not

529
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Speaker 3: even enjoyable for her. She just has to get through it.

530
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Speaker 4: It's like an assignment.

531
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Speaker 3: She is starting to lag behind, so now she's playing

532
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Speaker 3: catch up. There is hardly a moment of the day

533
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Speaker 3: that if she is not reading a book outside of work,

534
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Speaker 3: so she'll finish work and then she's just reading. So

535
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Speaker 3: I've essentially lost my wife to literature. I can't talk

536
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Speaker 3: to her, I can't watch her. I haven't watched the

537
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Speaker 3: end of that Jordan docu Menary still Later because I

538
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Speaker 3: can't watch it without her.

539
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Speaker 4: It sounds like a Jerry Springer show, doesn't it. I

540
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Speaker 4: lost my wife to literature. I mean, the divorce courts

541
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Speaker 4: of this country ever presided over such a sad demise

542
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Speaker 4: of a relationship. I lost my wife literature.

543
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Speaker 3: So if anyone's got recommendations for short novels, short little fictions.

544
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Speaker 4: Children's books, basically Clifford the Big Dog, I'm going to.

545
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Speaker 3: Start recommending those to her and maybe get some hours

546
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Speaker 3: back where I can actually spend time with my wife.

547
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Speaker 3: Second one is she actually she did something nice for me.

548
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Speaker 3: Yesterday I got home from a long, grueling day of

549
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Speaker 3: podcasting after we had this show. I had the hamershonend

550
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Speaker 3: very carefully.

551
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Speaker 4: That is an oxymoron. You don't have a grueling day

552
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Speaker 4: and podcasting in the same sentence.

553
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Speaker 3: Okay, I did, I do get tired on a Tuesday

554
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Speaker 3: coming from here. Then the podcasts. Sometimes we do two

555
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Speaker 3: podcasts for Hamishonandi in the one day.

556
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Speaker 4: It must be so hard because they've only got a

557
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Speaker 4: staff of like five hundred on that podcast as well,

558
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Speaker 4: must be so exhausting being ferried in. Then the supply

559
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 4: of coffees and massages and foot spars, So yeah, you

560
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 4: were exhausted. After a couple of hours sat down, listened

561
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Speaker 4: to people talk.

562
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Speaker 3: Yankee could tell I was in a bit of a mood.

563
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Speaker 3: So she ran a bath for me, and I jumped

564
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Speaker 3: in the bath. Actually, for the first time ever, I

565
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Speaker 3: fell asleep in the bath.

566
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Speaker 4: What's that like?

567
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Speaker 3: Is it even safe to do that? I woke up

568
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Speaker 3: and felt it felt dangerous, but the I didn't I

569
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Speaker 3: didn't go on.

570
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Speaker 4: I woke up and it felt.

571
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Speaker 3: Like I didn't have my wits there. I could have

572
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Speaker 3: been underwater. That wasn't That wasn't the problem. Submerging wasn't

573
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Speaker 3: a problem. The problem was I woke up and I

574
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Speaker 3: was so hot. The temperature of the bath was way

575
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Speaker 3: too hot to put.

576
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Speaker 4: You to sleep because the body, Yeah, bodies put you

577
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Speaker 4: to sleep, I see.

578
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Speaker 3: But then doesn't the body need to cool down to rest?

579
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Speaker 4: Questions about the body right now? Working to body talk anyway.

580
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Speaker 3: I woke up and felt like a baked potato and

581
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Speaker 3: then felt really good.

582
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Speaker 4: Trade it separate phone in toomrow when if you felt

583
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Speaker 4: like a baked potato. I've never heard that phrase, but

584
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Speaker 4: I love it. I'm going to use that. I get

585
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Speaker 4: what you mean. You mean all shriveled up?

586
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Speaker 3: Yeah, Y couldn't drink enough water to.

587
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Speaker 4: Without a nice buttery, gooey center to enjoy.

588
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Speaker 3: Potato.

589
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Speaker 2: Did you sleep for chet?

590
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Speaker 3: Great question. It was four point thirty when I first

591
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Speaker 3: fell asleep, and it was starting to get dark by

592
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Speaker 3: the time I woke up.

593
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Speaker 4: Oh, when it's a great question, it normally is to

594
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Speaker 4: a great answer. That was just a dull question and

595
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Speaker 4: a dull answer, not a great question. All right, We'll

596
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Speaker 4: going to Patsy and Iron next around MIDWEK scores. How

597
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Speaker 4: are you getting on so far this week? Are you

598
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Speaker 4: winning or losing your week?

599
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Speaker 1: Christian Iconnell, Christian O'Connell show chats.

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Speaker 4: Are you winning or losing your week?

601
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Speaker 2: I'm definitely winning again this week. Firstly, it started off

602
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: well today because you boys apologized to me about bagging

603
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Speaker 2: out baggage cabbage yesterday, so that doesn't happen very often,

604
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 2: so I'm pretty happy about that. And also yesterday I

605
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Speaker 2: got my delivery of the click Frenzy sales merchandise that

606
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 2: I purchased.

607
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 4: And you're finding that you're ordering a lot of stuff

608
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Speaker 4: at the moment online.

609
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Speaker 2: My wife is, yeah, well you have to because you

610
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Speaker 2: This is what she says.

611
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Speaker 4: She has no choice, Like we'd be idiots not to

612
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 4: take advantage. I wish I wasn't as smart as to

613
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 4: order all this stuff, as every day a procession of

614
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 4: various boxes and soff like that. What did you get

615
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Speaker 4: yesterday that you need.

616
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,120
Speaker 2: I needed we really needed new sheets for our bed,

617
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,560
Speaker 2: so I got some sheets and maybe some cushions. Anyway,

618
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: so we've.

619
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Speaker 4: Got come on watching more cushions for for Postmon as well,

620
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Speaker 4: lugging all that up on his little web.

621
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Speaker 3: Six euro cushions Europeans stillos.

622
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Speaker 2: No, we've got a new delivery guy. We've got a

623
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Speaker 2: new oz postal.

624
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 4: Livery probably worn the other guy out. He's probably in

625
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 4: rehab right now and his spine put back together, and

626
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 4: from lugging pillows, cushions and donuts, he's.

627
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 2: Off on stress. Leave this poor guy. He's petrified of Prisly,

628
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: our dog, which I totally get it because he's a

629
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 2: massive beast. But he's such a whimp of a dog.

630
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 4: But I'm going to put do you mind if that

631
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Speaker 4: photo right that you sent me? Do you mind if

632
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 4: I put that up online? Because that guy looks like

633
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 4: an our packer from behind. If I saw that beast

634
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 4: staring at me through a window, I'll be getting out

635
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 4: of there. I throw the cushions at it and then

636
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 4: get out of there. It's the size of an OL packer.

637
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 4: Well what he does?

638
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Speaker 2: He stands as tall as the Love God up on

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Speaker 2: his back legs. So what he'll do He'll stand in

640
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Speaker 2: front of the front window when the van pulls up

641
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Speaker 2: to deliver his.

642
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 4: Legs on his back legs a human or something security guard.

643
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Speaker 2: Because he's making himself look as big as he can.

644
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 4: You see, like a stuff like that behind his ear.

645
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Speaker 4: This is my house? What do you want? Do you

646
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Speaker 4: need me to sign for?

647
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Speaker 2: And then he puts his front paws like on the

648
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Speaker 2: window sill, so he's as tall as the window. So

649
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Speaker 2: this poor man doesn't know that he's a friendly, friendly dog.

650
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Speaker 2: So he came up to the door. I was meant

651
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Speaker 2: to sign for this package yesterday, but he was so scary.

652
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Speaker 4: Just sure they know about that some dogs, you know,

653
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,239
Speaker 4: might be a bit overly friendly or whatever. Do they

654
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Speaker 4: not have training for the posties? A postage school? They

655
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Speaker 4: must train them for that. I don't know.

656
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Speaker 3: Luna still hates the postman. It's like it is a

657
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 3: universal thing. They just hate the idea that someone that

658
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Speaker 3: is not part of the family's coming under the front porch.

659
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

660
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Speaker 2: Well, let's say natural instinct though, isn't it.

661
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Speaker 4: I'm sure Niches the same She's away comes where near

662
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Speaker 4: the post code that great wolf starts barking. It's a

663
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Speaker 4: shepherd dog there. Their guards, aren't they? Yeah? And so

664
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Speaker 4: you got all the cushions yesterday and and the sheets

665
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Speaker 4: that happened in the Yes, so I'm winning.

666
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Speaker 3: Do you wash the sheets as well like you wash it?

667
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Speaker 2: Yes, you got to wash.

668
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Speaker 3: I go straight on the bed, oh Jack.

669
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Speaker 4: They've been in the factory and stuff like gathering mites.

670
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Speaker 4: And you know, you go to any factory, you'll see

671
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 4: a lot of might you kind of you give up,

672
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,239
Speaker 4: start counting all the mic you have to wash them.

673
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 4: That's disgusting chemically, chemically, and they've got that creasy thing.

674
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 4: And I don't like the crest. It's all like a

675
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:23,160
Speaker 4: new shirt that reminds you that you wouldn't get into

676
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 4: a hotel bed like that has just come out of

677
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Speaker 4: a packet. Christ Christian O'Connell's show podcast, I'm points right now.

678
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 4: I'm having a I'm having a pretty good week actually

679
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Speaker 4: today hours time. I'm doing this at the moment, I've

680
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 4: been recording these episodes with this podcast that'll be putting

681
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Speaker 4: up in about two months time. So I've interviewed Ricky

682
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 4: Gervais and Russell Brown and Amos Blake and Celeste Barber

683
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 4: and Wyin Anderson and Amanda Keller and today I'm doing

684
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Speaker 4: Adam Hills. Adam Hills is one of the nicest He's

685
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 4: just one of the nicest human beings in the world.

686
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 4: He's a lovely, lovely guy. Got to know him obviously.

687
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 4: He does a lot of shows in the UK, does

688
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 4: a brilliant TV show the UK, which at the moment

689
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 4: he's stuck here in his home country of Australian Melbourne's

690
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 4: doing from the garage of his house back live to

691
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 4: the UK every Friday. But he's a lovely guy. So

692
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 4: I'm catching up with Hills elates on today which is

693
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 4: always a joy. And then next week up been asked

694
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Speaker 4: to have a zoom meeting with a big headhunt show

695
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 4: from one of the TV networks. Right, this is a

696
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,000
Speaker 4: nice opportunity, but he wants to hear my ideas. The

697
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 4: thing is my agent who literally is in my phone

698
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 4: as Hollywood. You know who my agent is. He's the

699
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 4: same one as Ham Snandy. He's like nineteen seventies Hollywood,

700
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 4: isn't he He literally is. You've seen the size of

701
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 4: his desk, Seriously, it's the biggest desk in the world.

702
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 4: For documents or to intimidate people coming into his office.

703
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 3: Let me guess he made a whole lot of promises

704
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,920
Speaker 3: about what ideas that you have without even knowing if

705
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 3: you had any.

706
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Speaker 4: Went Christian, great news, I've got your one on one

707
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 4: with at network. He wants to hear your ideas. I go, right,

708
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 4: and I'm not looking at It's seven days time, and

709
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,479
Speaker 4: what have I got to pitch to him. I've now

710
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 4: got a couple of days. Well, I'm just going to

711
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 4: be driving around just trying to think of ideas to

712
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 4: pitch this guy, because you're only going to get that

713
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 4: meeting once and he's either going to go, this is it,

714
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: let's do it? Always going to go.

715
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Speaker 3: Did you just make those up on the way in?

716
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: Why don't you use the audience? If anyone listening has

717
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 3: a great TV.

718
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 4: Watch TV show, would you watch? Okay, what would you watch?

719
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 4: If you've got any TV ideas? Any money that comes

720
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 4: out of it, you couldn't have it. But I just

721
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 4: need something to say to him next week. I don't

722
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 4: know whether to pitch the cashupole idea. I don't know

723
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 4: what else to pitch at the moment.

724
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Speaker 3: It's not a show.

725
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 4: Oh come on, if you've seen half the stuff that's

726
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 4: on Australian TV married at first Site, the cash up Pole,

727
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 4: I mean, this could easily fit onto one of the

728
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 4: networks easily. So yeah, I've got that next Tuesday, which

729
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: is an amazing opportunity. But I don't know what I'm

730
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 4: going to say to the guy, and apparently he's really

731
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:52,000
Speaker 4: keen to hear my ideas. I'm like, great news.

732
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll try and have a think as well.

733
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 4: It's next Tuesday, midday high noon showdown.

734
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 3: How about Pats and I both have to come in

735
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 3: with the TV pitch for you before Tuesday.

736
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 4: Okay, right, great? And then the other thing is you

737
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 4: know the other thing I've been working on in secret.

738
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 4: I can't talk about it here, you know.

739
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 3: The Yeah, you've already mentioned that on the show before.

740
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 4: All right, I can't talk about this bit yet. But

741
00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: it's been, it's been, it's been. It's gonna happen.

742
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 3: That's awesome.

743
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 4: But do you know what's talking about, Pats?

744
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:23,960
Speaker 2: I think I do.

745
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 4: Don't say what it is. You've talked no, no, no,

746
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 4: I said I was putting it out there. I now

747
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,359
Speaker 4: can't talk about the fact that someone said that. Yeah,

748
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 4: let's do that.

749
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 3: That's awesome congratulation.

750
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Speaker 4: Yeah, but I went through that thing. I remember interviewing

751
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 4: Jerry Seinfeld and it was for b movie, and we

752
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 4: were talking about how he was literally having dinner with

753
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Katzenberg, right, who is like some big Hollywood producer,

754
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 4: and Jerry started doing some bit, you know, after a

755
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 4: couple of glass one about wine, I mean, sorry about bees,

756
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey kats will ware that's a movie, you know,

757
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,320
Speaker 4: the sort of thing maybe that was going to go

758
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 4: next week. You know, I go Bears on Bikes, that's

759
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 4: a TV show.

760
00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 3: Let's make TV care how much cabbage did you put

761
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:01,880
Speaker 3: in Charmaine?

762
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 4: I got two ideas, Busy, I'm the new Grant Denia. Wow,

763
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 4: it's really happening for me here. So anyway, but he

764
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 4: said that's a movie, and Jerry Siffer said he was

765
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 4: so exciting that he was going to write and make

766
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 4: his own Hollywood movie. And they said about barely a

767
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 4: second later, he goes, oh God, I've got to do

768
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Speaker 4: the thing now. That's what I went yesterday when I

769
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 4: heard the great news that the thing I've been working

770
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 4: on for months is now going to happen. I thinking yes, oh,

771
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 4: that's amazing. I really have this burning thing of me

772
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Speaker 4: to do that. And they're like, oh god, that is

773
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 4: Oh that's a lot of work. I've got to do

774
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,200
Speaker 4: the thing now.

775
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connor show podcast.

776
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Speaker 4: So yesterday I was doing some research for the show

777
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Speaker 4: Cabbage Facts. What kind of job is this where you

778
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 4: could say I was just some research for my job

779
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 4: on cabbage facts, And it came across one the ten

780
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Speaker 4: most Interesting Facts Ever. These aren't all to do with cabbage,

781
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 4: by the way, it's a separate thing, the ten most

782
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Speaker 4: Interesting Facts ever. And I've thought, wow, we imagine that

783
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,919
Speaker 4: they've they've done all this research, they've shut it down.

784
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 4: Don't worry about any of the facts that we might know.

785
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 4: These are the definitive lists, like the Ten Commandments, you know,

786
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 4: the wonders of the world. The ten most interesting facts ever.

787
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,359
Speaker 4: And I was having to look through them as someone them,

788
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 4: you do go, my god, that's really interesting. Is that right?

789
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,439
Speaker 4: And a couple of other time that is a fact

790
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 4: that is kind of interesting. It is it one of

791
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 4: the most interesting facts ever? Anyways, see what we all

792
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 4: agree on this? All right? So in no order I'm

793
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 4: going to go through this ten first down one of

794
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 4: the ten most interesting facts ever, What do we think

795
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 4: of this? There are more possible iterations of a game

796
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 4: of chess than there are atoms in the known universe.

797
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 3: Oh, I've heard something similar about the possibilities of a

798
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 3: Rubik's cube.

799
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I did not know that. That is interesting? But

800
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 4: is it the most interesting fact? I like that. It's

801
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 4: a good one.

802
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,720
Speaker 3: Isn't it that it makes you feel about the universe

803
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 3: and space?

804
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 4: And because everything us and everything around us in the

805
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 4: world is created by atoms. So if you think about that,

806
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,799
Speaker 4: there are more possible iterations of a game of chess

807
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,359
Speaker 4: then there are atoms in the known universe. I didn't

808
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 4: know there were many variations in chess. I don't even

809
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 4: what's the fuck? Do you know? What a photon is?

810
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 4: Is that a light being or particle.

811
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 3: Are traveling into this area of high intelligence.

812
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 4: It's in the top ten of the most interesting facts.

813
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 4: Yat It can take a photon forty thousand years to

814
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:21,240
Speaker 4: travel from the core of the Sun to the Sun's surface,

815
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 4: but only eight minutes to travel the rest of the

816
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 4: way to us some planets.

817
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 3: Oh, a photon is this speed of traveling at the speed.

818
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 4: Of light, I think, so is it a light particle

819
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 4: or a light being?

820
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 3: How do they work that stuff out? Like, like do

821
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 3: they put a tag on the photon at the middle

822
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 3: of the sun and then.

823
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 4: They've got like a traffic cop up there, ink like

824
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 4: a hot suit and loads of slipsops so it doesn't

825
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 4: get burnt up there on the surface of the sun.

826
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 4: All right, So that's an interesting one. Are we green

827
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 4: so far?

828
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 3: This too the chest top ten for the whole world.

829
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't feel like it. Not a snooze fist

830
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 4: the photon perhaps, What do you think of photons? No,

831
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,959
Speaker 4: not much. Okay, It would take one point two million

832
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,240
Speaker 4: mosquitoes mosquitoes each sucking once to completely drain the average

833
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 4: human of blood. That's a great one. Now we're getting

834
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 4: somewhere top ten facts. That's a great one. A small

835
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 4: percentage of the static you see on dead TV stations.

836
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 4: You don't really see that so much anymore. But even

837
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 4: that white noise, yeah, leftover radiation from the Big Bang.

838
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're seeing residual effects of the universe's creation.

839
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 4: Now that is amazing. Wow, that is great. Written language

840
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 4: was invented independently by the Egyptians the Sumerians, Chinese and Mayans.

841
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 4: They all invented language.

842
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 3: Probably the Emperor of China. Who that's that?

843
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 4: But is it one of the most interesting facts in

844
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 4: the world? No, no, no, The Spanish national anthem has

845
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 4: no words. No no, It's a decent fact, isn't it?

846
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 4: And I now need to rio. Can you get hold

847
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 4: of the Spanish national anthem or want to actually hear it?

848
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 4: Is that one? And a few that don't have lyrics?

849
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 4: This is a good one. Dead people can get goosebumps.

850
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 4: Really yeah, I know they can belch and break wind

851
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 4: as well. Really yeah, they can trump expect Yeah they can.

852
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 4: They're expelling air that's inside them.

853
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think air comes out the other end. I

854
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 3: didn't think they That's obviously a couple.

855
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 4: Of notes so far. We need any photon experts to

856
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 4: contact the show. We're also trying to get hold of

857
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 4: the Spanish national anthem and people that work in morgs.

858
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 3: Oh my friend, my friend, his first job was working

859
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:37,680
Speaker 3: in a morgue.

860
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 4: All right, have you got his number?

861
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 3: Tom?

862
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 4: All right, break, we'll find out whether they break wind.

863
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,879
Speaker 4: All right. When we come back, we've got the final four.

864
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 4: Apparently the most interesting fact seal at the moment, we're

865
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 4: saying this list is a lie.

866
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, it.

867
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 4: Could all be upstanding for the Spanish national anthem place.

868
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 4: So this is their one. As you can hear, it's

869
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 4: got lyrics. They drop the lyrics. They now just go

870
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 4: with this. We're talking about this this morning because I'm

871
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 4: sharing this ten of the most interesting facts ever. According

872
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 4: to this list I've found, these are the top ten

873
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 4: most interesting facts ever. One of them, apparently, is that

874
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 4: Spain's national anthem doesn't have lyrics. It doesn't have anymore.

875
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,840
Speaker 4: Side fact, it's only one of four national anthems in

876
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,320
Speaker 4: our world that don't have lyrics. If you want to

877
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 4: know what the other three are, you in a pub

878
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 4: quiz one day Spain, Bosnia, Kosovo, San Marino and Herzegovinia.

879
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 4: Now you know, one of the the things we read

880
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 4: out was that apparently dead bodies can get goosebumps. And

881
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,880
Speaker 4: I also said to chat that I do know that

882
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 4: they can break wind as well as the body starts

883
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 4: to break down, it's that she starts getting rid of it,

884
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 4: expelling air.

885
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: And you said burp as well.

886
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, so your mate Tom is on the line now

887
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 4: used to work in the morgue?

888
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was his first job. I believe so.

889
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 4: Literally, Jack just woke him up during the during the outbreak.

890
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:06,640
Speaker 4: We've got him one there.

891
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: Good morning, Tom, Good morning.

892
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 4: Hey listen, thanks for doing this. I know where Jack

893
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 4: just work you up crudely. Did you used to work

894
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 4: in a morgue? Then, Tom?

895
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 7: I did? Yeah, it was my first job.

896
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 4: And how long did you work in the marg mate?

897
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 7: Probably a year and a half, two years?

898
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 4: Perfect man to talk about this. Can a dead body

899
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 4: break wind?

900
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 7: H Yeah? I can confirm that he certainly can. They

901
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 7: kind of like released the gases in their chest as well,

902
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 7: like gurgles up through the throat. I guess.

903
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,279
Speaker 4: It sounds like a burp or.

904
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 3: It's just like a like a when you punch your

905
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 3: a tire and it goes it's a bit a little.

906
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 4: Bit too grappy that.

907
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, it could be both. Yeah, it can sound like

908
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:50,879
Speaker 7: a gurgle, It can sound like a burp.

909
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

910
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 7: They can also release their bells to a bit more.

911
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 4: Than a You know, it wasn't Tom, that wasn't one

912
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 4: of the questions. I can see where you were, Mate

913
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 4: with Jack's unnecessarily this time morning people, trying to draw

914
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 4: their cocoa pops innocently. Tom, Is it also true that

915
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 4: men men, even though they're dead, can still have a

916
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 4: you know?

917
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,040
Speaker 7: Oh? Is that what I'm not sure about. I guess

918
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 7: maybe the riga ortis would probably make it a.

919
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 4: Little you know, I've heard that can happen.

920
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 1: Right.

921
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 3: Well, good on you Tom for not checking that and

922
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 3: giving them the dignity of.

923
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 4: But it's ok to tell us about the farting and

924
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 4: the belching. Yeah, all right, Tom, thank you very much

925
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 4: for clearing this up. All right, all do you too

926
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 4: want to say? You know when you're going to next

927
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 4: meet up?

928
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 3: You know what, Tom's a good friend of mine who

929
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 3: plays Wingspan with me? How good is Wingspan?

930
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 4: Time? It really but a board game about just sort

931
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,120
Speaker 4: of bird spotting. You're collecting birds?

932
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 7: Yep, that's it. So that's why, well, you know, sound time.

933
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 4: But what is it about Jack's mates? Were they've all

934
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 4: got like one bpm an hour? You know, it's so

935
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 4: cold and laid back. You know, Tom's obviously a cool

936
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 4: guy in the hips as well. Tom, let me just

937
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 4: check if you've got facial hair.

938
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 1: A little bit?

939
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom's got a man.

940
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 4: Get him off the.

941
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: Loan out of Tom the Christian O'Connor show.

942
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 4: There are certain things that only I think only famous

943
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 4: people do. Yesterday, producer Ria was showing us some phonetones

944
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 4: of Sylvester Stallone, his amazing Hollywood mansion. But he's been

945
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 4: trying to sell it for eight years and we reckon one.

946
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 4: The problems might be there's a lot of paintings around

947
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 4: the place of its owner, Sylvester Stallone. Now, I've got

948
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 4: to be honest. If I was Rambo or Rocky and

949
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 4: I look that ripped, I'd have quite a few paintings

950
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,720
Speaker 4: off me looking that ripped around the house. But obviously

951
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 4: if your prospective buyer, you're gonna think, I'm not too

952
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 4: sure about that. Is so his place, I can't imagine us.

953
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,959
Speaker 4: They always say, don't you should have it pretty blank

954
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 4: the walls when someone comes around, Yeah, that's it, because

955
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 4: we want to imagine their own stuff in there, rather

956
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 4: than pictures everywhere of sliced alone. So I want to

957
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 4: ask this morning whether there is actually any of us

958
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 4: that actually have a painting of themselves in their homes,

959
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 4: or maybe you've been somewhere and go, oh god, that's

960
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:22,880
Speaker 4: the guy who is whose houses is he's got a

961
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,080
Speaker 4: painting of themselves. There's a well known football manager in

962
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 4: the in the UK and they did documentary about him,

963
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 4: and the only thing that I was obsessed about was

964
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 4: the first minute of the opening episode of the documentary

965
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 4: about the former Liverpool manager was as soon as you

966
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 4: went to his house, there was a six foot painting

967
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:39,160
Speaker 4: of this.

968
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 3: Guy life size.

969
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was thought, I don't know about you,

970
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,919
Speaker 4: but when I get in from work and open the door,

971
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 4: I don't want to look in a mirror at myself. Obviously,

972
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 4: mainly feel so ashamed about what I've done on the

973
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 4: radio that day. I just want to skulk and escape

974
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 4: my own gaze. You call that a radio show? You sure?

975
00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 4: I don't want to I really don't want just it

976
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 4: seems to be I don't want to work dentatious to

977
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 4: be confronted by a great, big, six foot painting of yourself.

978
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 4: Everyone that you open, you welcome into your house, they

979
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 4: see you anyway, and you go, here's me again, in

980
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 4: painting form, in case you couldn't get enough of me.

981
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 4: So I think it's only rich and successful people that

982
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 4: have paintings of themselves. But I might be wrong here,

983
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 4: So if you or you've ever seen anyone who has

984
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,720
Speaker 4: in their home has got a painting of themselves, please

985
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 4: call us this morning nine four one four one four

986
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 4: to three. But Douo si Rio has actually spotted one

987
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 4: of these paintings. Who is it? Rio? My sister's ex boyfriend.

988
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 3: Lovely guy. But first time he went over to his house.

989
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,400
Speaker 11: When we walked in, the first thing you see is

990
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 11: this monstrous, unbelievably big Shakespeare painting of himself because he.

991
00:45:43,840 --> 00:45:44,360
Speaker 4: Was an actor.

992
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,840
Speaker 3: What do you mean Shakespeare?

993
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:49,320
Speaker 4: He's in old garb, it's in old timey Shakespeare clothes.

994
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,920
Speaker 4: That's even worse. I mean, wow.

995
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 3: And is it because he's got a great sense of

996
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 3: humor and that's a funny, ironic thing to have hanging

997
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 3: on your wall.

998
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 11: Oh no, no, no, no, it wasn't in any way

999
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 11: like self aware. Look at this huge, massive painting of me.

1000
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot some actors. You only got to see

1001
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 4: the oscars and those speeches. They're not big on irony and.

1002
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 3: Stuff like that.

1003
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 4: That's why you see them so upset when Ricky Gervaise

1004
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 4: just torched them earlier this year, and they look so upset.

1005
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 4: All right, have you ever seen an oil painting of

1006
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 4: someone in their home. Well, well, I'm just looking over

1007
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 4: the lines right now, a lot of you are calling.

1008
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 1: In Christian O'Connell show.

1009
00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 4: I'll be honest with you. Jack and I expected to

1010
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 4: get no calls, right, and don't worry. We had a

1011
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 4: backup plan if no one had seen gone around to

1012
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 4: anyone's house and seen an oil painting or painting of

1013
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 4: somebody in their own home. And so we have stuff ready.

1014
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 4: What was gonna be ready? As Patsy was going to

1015
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 4: tell Jack and I she's found her daughter's eight year

1016
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 4: old audies magazine It Girl, and we were going to

1017
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 4: find out how Jack and I could get our unicorn name.

1018
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 4: So we will get to that. We will go show

1019
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 4: because that's too good. Let's make sure all the presenters

1020
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 4: that they are training that heavily tune into mine to

1021
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 4: the Christian Show. Get your unicorn name? All right? Now,

1022
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 4: have you seen an oil painting of someone in their house?

1023
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 4: Of them in their own house? It turns out quite

1024
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:08,680
Speaker 4: a few of you have, Jackie, good morning, Good morning, folks.

1025
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 4: How are you Yeah, we're good, Jackie. I hope you

1026
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 4: well this morning.

1027
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 10: So what have you seen walked into a house that

1028
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 10: we were wanting to buy in the master bedroom.

1029
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 9: And on the main wall from forty ceiling.

1030
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 8: Was a glossy photo of the owners naked on a

1031
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 8: shagg pile rug out of the seventies.

1032
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 4: So this was in the seventies.

1033
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,919
Speaker 9: No, this was fifteen years ago.

1034
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 4: Oh my sorry, I thought it was in the seventies.

1035
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 8: No, the house never left the seventies.

1036
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 4: That's incredible.

1037
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 7: It must have been there thirty years.

1038
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,240
Speaker 3: And then what were they exposed or like they lying

1039
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 3: or covering themselves in a way that was tasteful.

1040
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 9: The man was lying tastefully.

1041
00:47:55,760 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 3: I can't say the lady was. I mean, it's a

1042
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:04,239
Speaker 3: certain style and look, isn't it all right?

1043
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 4: Kevin McLeod Grand nudy designs.

1044
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: The resale value is questionable.

1045
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 4: Wow, that's an incredible thing to see. Did you buy

1046
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 4: the house or not? No, that's great, Jackie, thank you

1047
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 4: very much. You're cool. Have a good day. Thanks guys,

1048
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 4: All right bye, Peter, h right, how are you? I'm good, Peter,

1049
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 4: Thanks for going the show. So Pete, you're a trade yep.

1050
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 8: I was going to do telephone installations and had to

1051
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 8: go into the master bedroom because that's where the one

1052
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 8: of the telephone sockets was and there was a full

1053
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 8: sized painting of the owner in the nude above his bed.

1054
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 4: You have to just admire the confidence, don't you. I

1055
00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 4: mean bad play. Couldn't do it myself. But each tell

1056
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 4: her own. But that is And how big are we talking, Peter?

1057
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 4: The painting I'm talking about?

1058
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,880
Speaker 8: Oh probably, I wouldn't say it was full size, but

1059
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 8: you know it stretched across the top of the master speed.

1060
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,400
Speaker 4: I mean, you've got to have someone make that for you,

1061
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 4: haven't you do? You know me? Just think about all

1062
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 4: the other bits that have to go before that goes

1063
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 4: up there. There's a whole the process involved in this.

1064
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 4: It's incredible. And was it? Was it good to see?

1065
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 4: Was he a good looking guy?

1066
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 8: No, but he wasn't. He wasn't that good looking though,

1067
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 8: Well it wasn't when I saw him. I think the

1068
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,319
Speaker 8: picture was a few years old.

1069
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:31,719
Speaker 4: All right, Peter, thank you very much and cool have

1070
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 4: a good day. XBO by s V.

1071
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 10: Yes Hi, how are you?

1072
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:37,719
Speaker 4: Is your name?

1073
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 11: S V?

1074
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1075
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 10: Well shortens the sou Virginia.

1076
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:42,720
Speaker 4: Right, gotcha?

1077
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 3: You know you can't just shorten it this, sue?

1078
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 10: Yes, no, no, everyone knows it.

1079
00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 4: S V. Welcome to the show.

1080
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1081
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 4: Have you seen a painting of somebody in the house.

1082
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,360
Speaker 10: Well, no, it's my painting. Actually, my moother commissioned someone

1083
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 10: when I was years old and I had to sit

1084
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 10: there for about a week, you know, every day I

1085
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 10: had to go.

1086
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,680
Speaker 4: And I'm glad you clarified that. The thought of you

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Speaker 4: sat there NonStop for a week, morning and night. What

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Speaker 4: some guy with an easel painted you. So your mum

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Speaker 4: got this done when you were twelve, that's lovely.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, and yes it's about eight hundred by seven hundred,

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Speaker 10: size five. And yeah, I was only twelve, and I

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Speaker 10: can remember wearing my first pier of heels, which for

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Speaker 10: white plans, and I wore white socks with a blue No,

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Speaker 10: it was a green velvet.

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Speaker 7: Rit love.

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Speaker 4: We're all imagining this, you know, radio is the theater

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Speaker 4: of the mine. We're all imagining this picture right now.

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Speaker 4: It's incredible detail there and in my dining room. Lovely

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Speaker 4: another bit of detail, wouldn't he? But s V. It

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Speaker 4: was just when you were sux Virginia. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think you need a painting now, as s V.

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Speaker 4: Then you can hang them together. You've got the sux

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Speaker 4: Virginia story. And now of course you're s V. I

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00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:02,399
Speaker 4: just formed me known as sou Virginia in the dining room.

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Speaker 4: All right, SB, thank you very much for you have

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Speaker 4: a good day.

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Speaker 10: Thank you bye.

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Speaker 4: I've had an idea. Just think about all these paintings

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00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 4: and stuff like that. Do we think team we should

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00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 4: sit for a show painting that hangs in reception here as.

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00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 3: Long as we're wearing clothes.

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Speaker 4: But I just think you look, when you see paintings

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00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,439
Speaker 4: of people, they look more regal than the It gives

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00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 4: us what we might have. I mean, I'm just going

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00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 4: to come and say this. I think as an English gentleman,

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00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,200
Speaker 4: I have a natural nobility about me. You guys less so.

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00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 4: But I think a painting could elevate you to mine.

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00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 3: A really great artist will be able to add the ability.

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00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 4: It will still look like, oh, there's clearly an Englishman.

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00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 4: He's the Englishman. The other two won a competition or something.

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00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 4: But it's all nice in her painting. So is there

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00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 4: anyone listening to this that can paint the show for

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00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 4: a painting? Let's commission it. The show is two years

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00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 4: old next week, can we all sit together for a

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00:51:56,440 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 4: painting of the show that hangs here in reception. It

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00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 4: needs to be over size as well, so that the

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00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 4: other rival breakfasth. Others in the building will hate it

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00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:05,959
Speaker 4: and ask to be taken down. But we need someone

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Speaker 4: to paint the show.

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Speaker 1: He Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 4: What's that, young Jack? You want to a unicorn name? Okay? Mate? Okay,

1132
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,840
Speaker 4: So we did have something ready just in case no

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00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 4: one called in Talking about oil paintings and paintings of

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00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 4: people in their own home, Patsy has gone to her

1135
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 4: late year old daughter. Ordi gets his magazine called It

1136
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 4: Girl and ask Patsy to have a look in there

1137
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 4: to find out what is in it Girl? Right now?

1138
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 4: What's the latest stuff they're talking about? Turns out you

1139
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 4: can the big thing at the moment in this week's

1140
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 4: This month's issue is how to get your unicorn.

1141
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: Name correct discover your magical alter ego with this fun

1142
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 2: unicorn name game. So how it works. So you have

1143
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 2: to match up your first name with your last name.

1144
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 2: So your unicorn first.

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00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 4: Name matching up my first name but last name. It's

1146
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 4: pretty easy. Christian O'Connell. They think eight year old armble

1147
00:52:59,200 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 4: away it girl.

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00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so you'll see obviously for Christian. So your first

1149
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 2: unicorn name, I go down the list and it's Stormy,

1150
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 2: and then we match it up. We match it up

1151
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 2: with your second name, with your birthday month. Okay, so

1152
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: you're April and April is candy cloud. So your stormy

1153
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:25,120
Speaker 2: candy Cloud?

1154
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:27,520
Speaker 4: Is that a unicorn or stripper name?

1155
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 2: It's a bit, isn't it now?

1156
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 3: Jack?

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00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,280
Speaker 4: Stormy?

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00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 2: What stormy candy cloud?

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00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 4: That's not a name of unicorn. And I don't have

1160
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 4: no authority? What is it unicorn name? But doesn't f

1161
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,400
Speaker 4: i'me Stormy April Cloud.

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00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: No, Stormy candy Cloud.

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00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:45,959
Speaker 4: Stormy candy Cloud. Okay, that's my magic.

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00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 2: You sound like an angry unicorn.

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00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 3: Okay, So Jack, all right, my name is Jack and

1166
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,240
Speaker 3: I'm born in November. Okay.

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00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:57,440
Speaker 2: So Jay is shiny and November is twilight tail. So

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00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 2: your shiny twilight tail.

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00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 4: And what are you, Patsy?

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00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,920
Speaker 2: What am I pay with? Pay princess? That'd be right?

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00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 4: Oh? Come on, you've made that bit up. You said

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Speaker 4: the best one.

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00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll send you a screenshot. Don't princess, Princess Moonbeam.

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00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 4: You won't nobody's Princess Moonbeam anyway. Headline's coming up next

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00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 4: and today's at work time waste. So I'll say this

1176
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 4: is a warning about today's time waster. Ah it is

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Speaker 4: the heart do you think is the hardest one we've

1178
00:54:23,960 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 4: ever set ourselves and them?

1179
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 3: And so far I'm looking nothing.

1180
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,320
Speaker 4: There's nothing funny. Technically, they are what we're going to

1181
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:32,360
Speaker 4: ask you to do, but there's no humor coming up

1182
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 4: in five minutes time that is reliant on you. The

1183
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 4: Christian o'connells show podcast What's about to come up is

1184
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 4: in pretty radio reach you now check out Fifi and

1185
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 4: her friends, Fifi and her friends, Every money the Fox.

1186
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,399
Speaker 4: All right, time for the Day's that word time waster.

1187
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Speaker 4: We're going back to school with physics movies.

1188
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,840
Speaker 3: I dropped physics as soon as I good as an elective.

1189
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 4: I failed. I took it as an exam and failed

1190
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 4: it when I was sixteen and lied to university that

1191
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 4: I had it as a qualification. So I've struggled with

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00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 4: these physics movies before we go that, let's remind ourselves.

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00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 4: They sharpen our physics knowledge and Newton brackets N is

1194
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 4: the measurement for what Jack and Pats no idea.

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00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 3: Positive neutron think about, Sir Isaac Newton.

1196
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 4: What did he invent gravity?

1197
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,800
Speaker 3: No, you didn't invent it.

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00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 4: But the force that a gravity refers to? What is that?

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00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:32,840
Speaker 3: A force of inertia?

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00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 4: Energy force? And Newton is the measurement. Hello, just keep

1201
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:46,920
Speaker 4: saying it isn't how you win quizzes. The upward force

1202
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 4: that water exerts on an object is called what the

1203
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 4: upward force the water exerts on an object, it's called

1204
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 4: spout gush? Sorry, what you do? What were you doing?

1205
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 3: He was trying to mind to me, you look like.

1206
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 4: You're floating in the water using well jack boast at

1207
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 4: the back. Last question in this ugly quiz. The change

1208
00:56:18,160 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 4: in pitch of an ambulance siren when the ambulance is

1209
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 4: in motion is called the what effect. Physics, the change

1210
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 4: in pitch of an ambulance siren when the ambulance is

1211
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 4: in motion is called the what effect frequency effect.

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00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:37,839
Speaker 2: Patsy, no idea on that either.

1213
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,239
Speaker 4: It's called the Doppler effect. Oh, apparently this is it?

1214
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 3: Tell you what?

1215
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 4: I love knowing that that is a Doppler effect. I

1216
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 4: like that a little bit of knowledge there. Anyway, back

1217
00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:55,600
Speaker 4: to the unfunny physics movies. Enough for play, let's get on.

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00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 5: With the.

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00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 4: What did I don't mind here?

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00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 3: They are all right?

1221
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 4: Physics movies, Prism Break, Prism.

1222
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 3: Break Break is quite good, gold, pulp.

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00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 4: Friction, silver, emission impossible. This car's emission free. It's impossible

1224
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 4: for it to make it emission impossible. Honey, I shrunk

1225
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 4: the hubbub telescope bron These are you're being generous. These

1226
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 4: are It's it for big Gamma rays House Life listener.

1227
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 4: I'm ending there, Big Gamma race on the game Jack

1228
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 4: when he got physics movies, Memoirs of Inertia, unmarked, ungradeable.

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00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:43,400
Speaker 3: Damn that is my best.

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00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 4: No, come on.

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00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 3: Motions eleven silver, that's stuff. Okay, that's good. Back to

1232
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 3: the photons.

1233
00:57:54,200 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 4: Silver and E T equals MC squared bronze. All right,

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00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 4: what have you got? Please save the app work time

1235
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 4: waste today like you always do. Listeners physics movies. Maybe

1236
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 4: at the end of this we're all going to get

1237
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 4: together and agree never do physics again. Physics isn't funny. Okay,

1238
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 4: there are no good stand ups. Who got a tight

1239
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 4: twenty minute set on physics?

1240
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:18,480
Speaker 1: All right, Christian O'Connell Show podcast, all.

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00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:21,320
Speaker 4: Right, you have actually saved this feature. Thank you very much.

1242
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 4: You have made physics funny. It just goes to show

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00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 4: that you are smarter than us.

1244
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,560
Speaker 3: I would like you to remark Memoirs of Inertia, I'm great,

1245
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:31,520
Speaker 3: that's one of the best ones I've done all year.

1246
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:34,800
Speaker 4: No, and this is a worrying disillusionment that you're showing

1247
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 4: right now.

1248
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 3: Do you know the movie Memoirs of a Gash?

1249
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 4: Of course I did, very familiar.

1250
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 3: Do you know the physics movement inertia.

1251
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 4: The opposite of force and gravity, which is of course

1252
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 4: a Newton is the measurement for very good. By the way,

1253
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 4: a damning heckel has come from our friends the listeners.

1254
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,000
Speaker 4: Your Doppler effect explanation was incorrect. I mean that is

1255
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 4: a really hard thing to read for any breakfast show host,

1256
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 4: that you can't get your Doppler effects right.

1257
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,439
Speaker 3: What did we do wrong?

1258
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 4: We wouldn't know. We wouldn't know, I don't know. Rio

1259
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 4: is the smartest man on the show. He got this wrong. Now,

1260
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 4: actually think we know what a Doppler effect is. We

1261
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 4: can I can even read out what it's supposed to be.

1262
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 4: Let him work out what it is. Please correct the

1263
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,960
Speaker 4: show in its Doppler misinformation.

1264
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,880
Speaker 3: Sir or madam, we didn't even answer buoyancy correctly. Now

1265
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 3: we're going to get Doppler effects exactly.

1266
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 4: All right, So physics movies, let's mark theirs, thermol.

1267
00:59:26,320 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 3: And Louise Ah good start, goals, well.

1268
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 4: Done, Jace, Jase Baby saving Private Iron, Silver, Nathan and

1269
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 4: Frankston Newton. Here's a who.

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00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 3: Godlas, that's really great.

1271
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:46,280
Speaker 4: March mighty well done. The girl with the proton tattoo?

1272
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:49,880
Speaker 4: Silver oms brother were art Bell.

1273
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:53,400
Speaker 3: Don't not too familiar with the arms Bronze?

1274
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:59,600
Speaker 4: Is that arms wave particles? Who you are?

1275
00:59:59,680 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 7: Why?

1276
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 4: Dog men who stare at equations?

1277
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 3: Silver?

1278
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 4: Well done, Damon in Brunswick, Monty Pythagoras, that's more like it.

1279
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,480
Speaker 4: Silver plus, Why don't Mickey Boy, Chitty Chitty, Big Bang,

1280
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 4: Danny Boy, don't tell Quantum the babysitters dead? Silver boys

1281
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 4: in the laboratory. Silver faster than the phosphorus sivil plus

1282
01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 4: do you remember that? I think? Was it chemistry or physics?

1283
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 4: The lessons at schoolba posphorus, But the one that's like

1284
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 4: a yes, yes, sister heard of the gravity pants bron

1285
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 4: No idea? What's going on there? Kerry? I hope you're okay.

1286
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 4: I know what you optimized last summer, No Bronze black

1287
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:53,200
Speaker 4: hole down Luke and nooser silver plus once we were

1288
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:59,680
Speaker 4: wavelengths gold plus Simon in Dear Park were well done, dude,

1289
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 4: Glad there's a dude.

1290
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 3: Saves it?

1291
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 4: Dude, where's my stringth hearing silver well on Scott Live

1292
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,280
Speaker 4: and let diode very good dudes in Croydon Silver and

1293
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 4: finally this morning weekend at.

1294
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 1: Newton's Christian O'Connell show, Well.

1295
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 4: We end with the show falling around our very ears,

1296
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 4: but you to Rio is currently on the line arguing

1297
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 4: with the listener. Texted in corrected him about his Doppler fact.

1298
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:26,680
Speaker 4: You've got two nerds fighting with each other right now.

1299
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 4: Such high frequency only dogs can hear them. Of course

1300
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 4: we're nuts fall out with each other. He's new to radio.

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Speaker 4: He's earned a lesson now. But you don't want to

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Speaker 4: start getting into fights with listeners. Okay, you'll go down

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Speaker 4: a dark black hole there. Rio one final email today,

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Speaker 4: about half an hour ago, we were talking about oil paintings.

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Speaker 4: You know, Sylvester Stone's got loads of himself in his house,

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Speaker 4: but we were wondering, have you ever been around someone's house?

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Speaker 4: He's not an actor or an actress, or famous or rich,

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Speaker 4: but has actually got an oil painting, a painting of themselves. Christian,

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Speaker 4: here is an oil painting that my father in law

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Speaker 4: need to carefully. It's only a couple lines this, but

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Speaker 4: this is amazing. I'll put the photo off as She's

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Speaker 4: okay with it. Margaret's okay with it on our socials.

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Speaker 4: Here is an oil painting that my father law commissioned

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Speaker 4: as a gift for my mother in law. He was

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Speaker 4: given a photo of our wedding in nineteen seventy seven,

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Speaker 4: but wanted a family painting of my husband's family, so

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Speaker 4: he had me the bride removed. Wait what the artists

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Speaker 4: removed me but left a gap where I was standing.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at a painting of a family and there's

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Speaker 4: a flipping great gap in the middle where a human

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Speaker 4: should be. Can you understand this?

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Speaker 3: I don't know why she why they wanted her removed?

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Speaker 4: Yep. Here is an oil painting that my father in

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Speaker 4: law commission is a gift for my mother in law.

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Speaker 4: He was given a photo of our wedding in nineteen

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Speaker 4: seventy seven, but he wanted a family painting of my

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Speaker 4: husband's family. I have look at this No, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 11: I get it.

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Speaker 3: So he just the father in law wanted just the

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Speaker 3: immediate family.

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Speaker 4: No, no one marrying now normally the folk we're talking,

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Speaker 4: but does all that don't know? They did both sides

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Speaker 4: of the family and then everyone there and all the guests.

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Speaker 4: But for a painted there's a there's a big gap.

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Speaker 4: Looks like someone's been evaporated or incinerated.

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Speaker 3: It's painted from a photo from her wedding. He's just

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Speaker 3: not painted her and the bride. So there is a

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Speaker 3: gap in the family also.

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Speaker 4: But Margaret, I hope you can share this online. The

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Speaker 4: clothing is so nineteen seventy seven. It looks like that

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Speaker 4: seventy show. I mean, the suits, everything. All right, we're

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Speaker 4: running out of time. Title of today's show is I

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Speaker 4: Lost my wife to literature. A great day. Thanks for listening, Christian, Hey, Hello,

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